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[Assistant] Well, Greg and I, at our age, we actually have to go that many times. You probably just go in there to, what, goof around?


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[Assistant] Look, Dusty tells the same C4 story at the airport every week, so.


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[Assistant] But if you're on a train enclosed, it would come right back down. Right. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You guys all have automatic check-in on Southwest?


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[Assistant] Like do you have to go in 24 hours ahead of time? Yeah. How do you get automatic check?


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[Assistant] Other day, it just shows how many people now have somebody that's preferred or something ahead of time because I'm ready to go. Eleanor drops her sippy cup.


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[Assistant] You know, my chicken's 8.55. She drops it at 8.54. Milk goes everywhere. That's my wife. That's my daughter.


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[Assistant] And I jump up and cleaned up real fast, jump up to check in.


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[Assistant] It's now, it is now E55 or whatever, C8.


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[Assistant] But we all have people after shows come up. I got one for you. I had yesterday at church, a guy came up. I got two jokes for you. I'm like, all right, this hero. And I fake laughed and then you move on. What was one of the jokes? Um, one of them was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one of them was, uh, something about his kids, uh, got a part in a play and, uh, his son's part was playing, uh, uh, a husband.


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[Assistant] Wow. This one, I have chicken with them every so often. Two years? I mean, it was close to it. Wow. This one, I mean, I shot this last October.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So thank you for asking. I wish I knew, I don't know, but they tell me soon, but they've been telling me that for a while.


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[Assistant] Well, the squirrels, thankfully, no new problems to report. I got a hawk now that's kind of helping you out.


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[Assistant] It's helping me out with the squirrels, but you know, we have to stay indoors. I can't take my baby or dog out now.


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[Assistant] I got a mole that's really doing some damage to my, to my cards. Yeah. But uh, squirrels thankfully no new damage to my card report. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, that's what we're talking about this week. We're talking about sales. Uh, your specialist is called The Salesman.


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[Assistant] I haven't seen it, but I'm assuming that's what it's about.


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[Assistant] I had not, I just, I was gonna, about to get to it, but go ahead, now that we-


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[Assistant] The direction wasn't much to care for. Taking a shot at Nate? Yeaah. Looks like he just played and recorded and walked out of the room.


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[Assistant] I mean, that would be the world's worst. They say all of life is sales. And that's probably why things are going the way they are. But, uh, no.


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[Assistant] Like where do you go? Do you go to the cashier and say, where's your manager or? Well, yeah, if you hadn't been there.


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[Assistant] So your company delivers it there and like, and then they put it up top and then you.


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[Assistant] Did y'all have like a uniform or a name tag that you wore when you did Spectreside or?


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[Assistant] But are you guys really selling? Sounds like you're just showing up and putting up your stuff.


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[Assistant] I know, but what are you, like, I don't understand. Don't you already have it in the store and you're just going to restock?


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[Assistant] You know what you need when you went in there? What's that? Babble.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I figured you had a story about a guy that didn't speak English, so.


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[Assistant] Can I throw some sales stats at you? Sure. What do you guys know the terms B2B and B2C?


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[Assistant] Business to consumer. Everybody knows that? I did not know.


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[Assistant] What would somebody do like, Dusty has a great garden. If he wanted to start selling his vegetables to Kroger.


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[Assistant] How do you get into like a major grocery store with your product?


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[Assistant] Who makes Kroger brand items? I just keep saying Kroger.


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[Assistant] Alright, it takes an average of 8 cold call attempts to reach a prospect. You guys probably never cold called.


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[Assistant] Alright, this is one for you, Greg, to get back into sales. 63% of, uh, remember the stories told, only 5% remember statistics. So you gotta give them a good story. That's why the mom line works. Yeah, that's why he bought his pen from Dusty, not you.


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[Assistant] Your dad was probably really liked in town cause somebody has a bad, something bad.


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[Assistant] Subject line, this is for emails. I don't know if you ever had to fire up some work emails.


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[Assistant] Subject lines with more than three words experience a drop in opening by over 60%. Really? This helps me out with clubs.


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[Assistant] That's all sales. Here's a good sales tag. 91% of customers say they would give a referral if the


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[Assistant] If the salesperson asks, but only 11% of salespeople ask for referrals.


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[Assistant] So in this case, Freddy would be the, I guess, the customer. The referral. Yeah. If you asked for him to give you a referral, he would have, but most people don't ever ask anyone to give them a referral.


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[Assistant] What about, uh, LinkedIn? Do you guys ever use that or use it now?


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[Assistant] But the one that a lot of people believed was the one with the crowd work with the guy where you ask him how much money he made.


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[Assistant] Emo clubs don't do it like on Monday morning. They said that would be the worst time.


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[Assistant] Because after the long weekend, that's the last time we're going to be going through that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's pretty good. Well, for sales causes at the worst days of the week.


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[Assistant] Best days to call are Wednesdays or Thursdays. But this says either from 6 45 a.m. to 9 a.m. I'd be furious if somebody called me that early. 6 45 a.m. Yeaah. Or from 4 to 6.


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[Assistant] I used to call when I... I didn't start till...


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[Assistant] Mid 2000s. So I barely got in on the whole calling thing, but Zanies used to once a month, if you want to get on the open mics, you call like the first Monday of the month at one o'clock or something like that.


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[Assistant] I called and I didn't even know like what I was supposed to say.


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[Assistant] And he's like, are you calling about the open mic? And I'm like thinking, this isn't an open mic. This is a big deal. So I'm like.


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[Assistant] Within three months later, not only I realized I wasn't going to do that, I realized he was right to be so frustrated with me because I didn't know what I was doing. I was holding up the line.


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[Assistant] I was in New York City just visiting for fun, but hanging out at comedy clubs. And one of the days I was there, they did one of those auditions at Carolines where you go stand in line all day. I can't remember what it was, but I'm like, well, I'll go do this. I got down there that morning.


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[Assistant] And the line was so long and after maybe 30 minutes, I'm like, I'm only in New York a few days. Do I really want to spend?


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[Assistant] All day here just standing in this line. So I just left.


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[Assistant] And I went and sightseed, whatever I was going to do. I came back like.


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[Assistant] That was like 8.30 in the morning, 5 o'clock that afternoon, the guy who was standing in front of me was still in line.


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[Assistant] Remember CISO, that channel that short lived? I think they were, they were doing some type of, you know, they were just going for content and they were going to do live from Caroline's or something like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, August 27th, I'm in Irwin, Pennsylvania at a community church. Little, uh, little


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[Assistant] Backyard picnic and comedy from, from me, a little back to school thing. And then September 2nd, uh, Appleton, Wisconsin at Skyline Comedy Club. Oh nice, dude.


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[Assistant] I've been there once with Dustin Nickerson. It's my first time headlining.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we toured it last time, but maybe I'll do it again. Great, uh, gift shot.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. That's still up there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good job. But you compiled all that. Yep. Good work. All right. Thank you. Well done. Thank you. That was a good job. I mean, I didn't edit that.


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[Assistant] This is the most Brian thing ever. I go, let's go, let's go practice a little bit, maybe get some stuff on camera. They'll be funny. And it's just like a hundred year storm and show up. Uh, we show up at the mound, this covered with tarp and we're like, this is, I go, I think your pitch is going to get rained out.


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[Assistant] Balls are tough to find, you'd be surprised. Baseballs? Baseballs are expensive.


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[Assistant] And they're tough to find like real ones, like the ones you're going to throw at the actual. Yea, but I mean. They're like 20 bucks, it's like 20 dollars for a baseball.


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[Assistant] My favorite part of this pitch, Brian, and I, and I was here was, uh, you know, they tell you when you walk out, they, they read a bio about you. And then at the end, they say, let's see a strike and that's where you throw. And you decided earlier in the day, you're going to throw from the stretch, right? You weren't going to do a full windup.


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[Assistant] So you walked out there and you immediately got on in the stretch and they hadn't even started your bike.


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[Assistant] Biography yet. So you had to just hold in the stretch and we watched the video here. I mean, it's, you walk out, they're introducing you. Crowds.


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[Assistant] When did? I timed it at one point. I mean, that was 18 seconds.


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[Assistant] I think it's a very charitable angle of how we're looking at it. I thought it was a little low and outside. If I'm being honest, it wasn't a bad pitch, but let's not act like this is a perfect strike.


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[Assistant] The funny part is this is probably the last strike thrown for, you know, first four innings for the sounds.


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[Assistant] I don't know if anyone's ever traveled from Rome, Italy to Rome, Georgia. Maybe.


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[Assistant] There's a Rome, New York too. Oh yeah, that's where Woodstock was, I think. Woodstock 99.


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[Assistant] The long, the hardest part of it was finding the right clip.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I did that, uh. Oh yeaah, we gotta talk about that cause we workshopped, or you workshopped a little bit. Oh yeaah. What you were gonna say. And it changed pretty dramatically. It did change. I could not find a good video of it. I saw a few sort of lower quality ones that people took. When I posted.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Awful quality. But, uh, if you find a good one, let me know. Is it with audio? Can you hear the audio on it? Where did you post it? From Nate land?


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[Assistant] You know, talking about the way suits fit, you know, sometimes I think fashion changes so gradually you don't even realize it's happening, but I just saw this picture of the 2003 NBA draft.


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[Assistant] 17 years later, look how these suits of 2003 were crazy.


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[Assistant] Big baggy, oversized, and now everything's form fitting. I mean, these look like they're wearing leggings.


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[Assistant] I like these suits. You don't. You like these? You like these better? Yeaah. Yeaah, I mean I like them better than these huge baggy ones. I think these look crazy.


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[Assistant] They used to run the show differently, I think. I think they would have an artist host a portion of the show.


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[Assistant] Alright. So it was R E D and they changed it to R E E D.


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[Assistant] All the way back to the Norman Conquest of the 11th century. Do you know about that?


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[Assistant] Mark norman? Yea, the mark norman invasion.


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[Assistant] He has like the oldest building in America, doesn't even come close, right?


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[Assistant] So did you think about naming your son with a Y? Never crossed my mind. This is great.


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[Assistant] I always say Doug, because there's just, there's no follow up to Doug. I think Dusty, you're also, you're allowed to take in in a split second. They work and they look up and they see.


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[Assistant] I had seen it. I did not make the connection in the moment, but once somebody said it, I was like, Oh, I haven't seen that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it wasn't even the parent that wrote it down wrong. It was whoever was transcribing it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] When times have changed, imagine naming your kid after the current president. Yeah.


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[Assistant] There's the difference between Australia and America right there, right? Australia says, well, well, we can't name our kid Duke. And then this, this one said I'll give my kid as many names as I want or I'll give it 12 names.


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[Assistant] Well, after that movie got released, there was a surge of people thinking that that's what was happening.


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[Assistant] It's like it's documented. There's a rise in that all across the country.


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[Assistant] People go to their therapist or doctor and be like, I think I'm on a TV show. Like people thought it.


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[Assistant] Jerry duty that show that was just on a Amazon. I saw an interview with, uh, Ronald.


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[Assistant] Who's the star of it? He's the guy who's being Truman showed essentially. And he said for weeks, maybe months after it was done, he was, would have freak out thinking, am I still being filmed? Am I still on the show? Yeah. It's probably a lot to deal with.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say, isn't that crazy? Did you know that? Have we talked about that?


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[Assistant] Do you know this show, Jury Duty? No. It's where it's a show about jury duty and everyone's an actor except for one guy.


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[Assistant] I think about sometimes if I'm having like a boring day, if I didn't do anything that day, I was like, if this were the Truman show, this would be a tough episode. Like not a lot.


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[Assistant] Wow, I think it's game time, brother. It is game time. Since we are so busy, the only way we buy tickets is last minute. I actually, I do schedule things.


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[Assistant] But Game Time has great deals on last minute tickets, you know, if you're learning about something last minute, and that includes their best price guarantee. Look, Game Time is the best way to buy tickets. It's an easy way.


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[Assistant] For all the sports, music, comedy and theaters near you, we like the Game Time app because they make it so easy to see the seat views.


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[Assistant] Right there in the app. I mean, how many times have you been burned? You think it's a great ticket. You show up and it's an obstructed view or you don't know where the field is. This is quick and simple to use.


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[Assistant] It's the only ticket sales app that I know of that offers lowest price guarantee, event cancellation protection, and job loss protection. The fastest growing ticketing app in the country for a reason. Find out why yourself. Snag the tickets without the stress with game time.


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[Assistant] It really is awesome. Download the Game Time app, create an account and use code Nate for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. But again, create an account and redeem code Nate for $20 off. Download Game Time today. Last minute tickets, lowest price.


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[Assistant] Guaranteed. I'm gonna be using this a lot. On the road. You know?


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[Assistant] That's right, the home run derbies tonight and the All-Star games tomorrow.


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[Assistant] I'm going to put it all on Charles Barkley for his odds here, a million to one.


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[Assistant] We've got, I don't see any other comedians here ahead of you.


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[Assistant] If I put 10, I'd be pretty mad I didn't put 100 down. I might as well throw 100 if I'm putting 10 down. Why not go 2?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Yeaah, that's an outdated mine for roll the window down.


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[Assistant] My first few cars had, 2003 Chevrolet Malibu. Okay. Gold. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Manual windows for sure. Yeah. Stick shift? No, I've never, never driven a stick shift. Okay. I don't even know.


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[Assistant] Our family car growing up was a 1991 Toyota Previa. Oh yeaah. Mini van with sliding door only on one side. Oh yeaah, I remember that. Everyone that used to be common? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Ours was white and I remember I got paintballed one year by a senior prank.


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[Assistant] We were at the ballpark for my brother's baseball game and that sliding door just slid right off the car.


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[Assistant] Oh, in the middle of the parking lot. Yeah, it had to be held on, bungee corded back on that car.


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[Assistant] Apparently that was a big problem with that particular model car.


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[Assistant] Cause ever my dad looked it up and a lot of people were, the door just slid right off, man. You just put it right back on. I love that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but something to go from, you know, probably hundreds of thousands of dollars to 28,000. That's way more.


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[Assistant] What? Was there something specific about that car? That's a good car. I guess the type of guy you want to rob from. That's the car they drive.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of air pollution over there. I think they're, they're dealing with a lot of smells.


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[Assistant] I sprayed many a new car smell sprays in my not new car.


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[Assistant] If you have a red car, you're going to drive red. I can see that. Really profiling people based on the color of their car. And that's, yeah, I like that.


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[Assistant] I thought total by definition means the cost to repair it is more than the cost, the value of it.


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[Assistant] What was the joke you had about the rental car with the cigarette and the rental car?


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[Assistant] Maybe I didn't, maybe I heard something else. I have to think it'd be odd if you heard Dusty on Sirius and didn't remember that it was him.


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[Assistant] There's a video going around of a small town in Arkansas, the first year that they made drinking and driving illegal. People's reactions are so funny. I love that. It's just this guy in a truck going, it's like living in communist country.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's, yeah. And then it comes 12, 13 after that real quick.


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[Assistant] That was the time where if the kid probably put a little brandy in the kid's mouth, you can calm it down a bit.


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[Assistant] I was in a wreck once with my brother. He was probably 17, which means I was 12 or 13 and he hit, he hit this car in front of him and the car in


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[Assistant] That car hit the car in front of it. So it's three car wrecks. We all pull over.


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[Assistant] The first car he hit was this elderly couple, they were in their 90s.


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[Assistant] They had bought a new car that morning. Their first new car that they'd ever bought. The oldest couple you've ever seen gets out of the car. My brother's like, Oh no.


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[Assistant] Now the woman in front of him that they hit, she gets out and she looks at our cars. She goes, I'm going to tell y'all something.


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[Assistant] The cars, so far the cars like really smashed in. I think you probably buffed that out.


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[Assistant] Anytime we look up these old cars, these are like refurbished.


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[Assistant] They never looked that as nice as these pictures.


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[Assistant] You know what I think about a lot? I drive through a toll booth, this is years ago.


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[Assistant] And I, I know that tollbooths were coming up, so I got a bunch of quarters. I had just like a huge little knapsack of quarters.


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[Assistant] And it was my turn to pay and it was like, I don't know. It was way more than I thought. It was like $13.


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[Assistant] There's a line behind me. So like I start counting out like 13 and I just, I just grab a handful of quarters.


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[Assistant] Just the look on her face. You were nervous. I was nervous though, holding up the line. Yeah, so I was like, I'll just, in my head I was like, I'll just give her, you know, I'll pay a little more. Just hand her a handful of it, but she was not happy. Did you give her the right amount? Way more. Oh yeah. So she sat there and counted it out and then gave me the change. Gave me a mean look. Yeah. You know.


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[Assistant] I think the speed trap is they just kind of feel you're going a little, they just kind of know what the right speed looks like.


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[Assistant] And they just kind of feel it out. It has to be how they do it.


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[Assistant] So in the early 19th century with the advent of the railroads, speed became significantly higher, though at one time, many people thought that all passengers would asphyxiate.


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[Assistant] If the trains went over 20 miles per hour. What does that mean?


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[Assistant] Like you would choke to death. Or you wouldn't be able to breathe if you went faster than 20 miles per hour.


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[Assistant] What's the, what's the word? Uh, what's circumstances? I'm blanking on the word. Circumstances.


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[Assistant] Of all the times he rode with me. You pulled a crazy maneuver if I remember correctly.


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[Assistant] I think I've said this before, but I called Dusty a maniac and it was quiet in the car for maybe 30 minutes. And then Dusty just goes.


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[Assistant] I went yesterday, I went to the biggest Bucky's in the world. The new one that just opened and severe bull crazy big.


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[Assistant] I got off the interstate, immediately regretted. It took 45 minutes to park. Wow. It was like driving into Disney World. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm catching everybody in Sevier, we're going to see the new Buckeys. Yeah, we went inside. It was, uhm, it was almost unwalkable in there. Oh really? How packed it was. Oh wow. Yeah dude. Still got some.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I have, uh, I'm going to be at Denver Comedy Works. All right. Downtown. I've never done the downtown club. So I'm excited. It's a one-nighter. I'd like to pack it out. So, uh, if you're in the Denver area. Such a great club.


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[Assistant] Actually, yeaah. You know what? This would be good for you. This would be good for you. You need to watch this and then go watch Nate's specials. And then you'll really be caught up. Yeaah, you'll really see


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[Assistant] If you lined up Dr. Conn, Sorzacor and Miriam Gregory, I could tell you which one was sore. I'll tell you that.


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[Assistant] I know we have a history of colorful names on the podcast, but turler, the turler family. I bet it's name is.


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[Assistant] The Lurr family? The Lurr family? I think his name is Tyler and he's being funny. Turler. Ooh Tyler. Tyler Lurr.


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[Assistant] You know, I was talking to Brian, we, we had a clip on your Facebook go kind of viral from like the second episode of the podcast about talking millions, billions, trillions of dollars has like 2 million views and a lot of them have no idea.


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[Assistant] What the podcast is? So most of the comments are just like, these guys are morons. They think it's like a math podcast.


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[Assistant] It's got the same amount of syllables as Brian. It's got the BR.


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[Assistant] I've been to some bad, some sad zoos. I haven't been to any really good ones.


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[Assistant] And the saddest part was there was like a penguin exhibit.


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[Assistant] But it's Arkansas in the summer, so it was just these penguins all huddled up standing in front of a fan in this exhibit. It was just, I was like, why are they here?


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[Assistant] You wanna look, can you look this up? Can you look up the pronun, I mean, this might be, nobody's interested in this, but now I feel. Look, you may be right. I don't think so. March of the penguins.


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[Assistant] How does Morgan Freeman say it in March of the Penguins? Penguin Books. Oh, here we go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you could do, if you usually, if you just, if you just type in Penguin pronunciation on Google, you should be able to there be a...


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[Assistant] Oh yea, well click the, click the, that button right to the right of it. Let's hear it. No, the, the uh.


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[Assistant] No, no, directly to the right of... I don't... Click, click, click it.


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[Assistant] So that's your worst? Yeah, I don't even remember, yeah.


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[Assistant] It's also a secular holiday, so everybody, all Americans celebrate it, I feel like. Yeah. It's a big word, man.


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[Assistant] I guess I remember using that because my parents would made us go to mass on Thanksgiving sometimes. And I remember being like, come on, this is a secular holiday. This isn't even.


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[Assistant] This is a secular holiday. What are we doing here? Church and state, come on.


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[Assistant] They weren't using a Gregorian calendar back then. So who knows what timing.


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[Assistant] That's the calendar that we all use, the Gregorian calendar, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we spent 15 minutes on rolling the farter and then we were just like, and the crusades happen.


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[Assistant] During COVID, I just, my foot just started hurting. In the middle of the night, I couldn't sleep.


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[Assistant] I want that on the record. And it wasn't like, I looked up like diabetic nerve pain. I was like, what is this?


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[Assistant] Couldn't figure it out and I couldn't describe it better than just my foot hurt real bad. The whole foot.


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[Assistant] And I just couldn't sleep. I called my mom. She goes, just go to the ER. It could be a blood clot or something. So I go to the ER. I'm the only one there.


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[Assistant] And the whole time I was like, they're just gonna think that this is like not a real thing. So I was just so nervous about trying to articulate how bad it hurt. So I'm sitting in the...


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[Assistant] Chair thing and the person comes in and they're like, did you, did you heard it? Did you bump it into something? I was like, no.


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[Assistant] Did you twist it? I go, I was just sitting down and it just started her. So she goes, okay. And I see her walk out in the hallway.


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[Assistant] They're like, we'll give you an x-ray maybe. I mean, this is not a, anyway, they just gave him, sent me home and it got fine after a while. I don't know what happened. No, it hurts so bad though. And I had no idea what it was. No, I couldn't walk on it.


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[Assistant] I will say if you sent me a message or a DM or an email about the fact that I might have gal, I'm sorry I haven't responded. I got dozens.


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[Assistant] Dozens of messages. People say I need to get my uric acid level checked. When I get a doctor, I'll be sure to do that. But I need to get a doctor first. Ah yea, you'll be alright. Yea, I'll be alright.


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[Assistant] And that put kind of a stigma on it for me personally. Yeah, you don't want it. So I hope I don't have it.


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[Assistant] Oh no, but somebody commented that I could do that with a letter.


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[Assistant] Which, which is, I'm not sure if that's easier.


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[Assistant] We're ready. So this is. What's my, what's my plan of attack here? I just go straight in. You have COVID, you have gal.


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[Assistant] Hey Allison, my name is Aaron. Uh, I am a member of this particular plan of fitness. I was hoping to cancel my membership over the phone.


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[Assistant] Okay. So I, the only way I could cancel, I can't do it over the phone. I got to either send a letter or come in, send a picture of your girl. If I.


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[Assistant] What does the letters have to say? If it's like, if it's just COVID concerns will keep me from coming in, then the only way is the letter, huh?


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[Assistant] Okay, are you getting a lot of people calling to try to do this or am I the first one?


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[Assistant] And then- I watched that live. Really? That keynote.


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[Assistant] He showed, it was the first time I remember being amazed by a piece of technology. When he...


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[Assistant] Scrolled on the iPhone for the first time. Just on the screen. I remember gasping. Was watching it with my sister. I grew up with air conditioning. You probably remember getting it, but I grew up with it.


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[Assistant] I did, I mean it was unlike anything you'd ever seen. This guy's touching a screen and flipping it up. I'm like gasping like you've seen it. I mean like you're watching. What, just nothing impresses you? You just go. I don't know if I'm going to be sitting.


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[Assistant] If you watch the, you can watch the video of that, the crowd gasps as, as it happened.


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[Assistant] When did this happen? 2007. 2006?


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[Assistant] They're like a celebrity, they might get paid more, right?


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[Assistant] Who were you talking to? No, he was nodding no answering our question.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're going to land that. No problem. You can kill a squirrel, right? If it's.


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[Assistant] I'm on board. People are commenting, let's go everywhere now after last week's episode. So I feel like we can't escape it anyway.


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[Assistant] You think, well a lot of it is in the inflection that you do it. I think that is unique in a way. Let's go folks. Well, even hello folks. Hello folks. Hello folks. I mean, who talks like that?


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[Assistant] We'll come back. I'm on board with let's go folks, but I hope the next poll is like 90% hello folks, 10%. I hope it's gone the other way.


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[Assistant] Could you turn it on its head and be like, yeah, it's, yeah, it's hilarious that I'm wearing this.


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[Assistant] There's not a chance. Yeah. And even if you know it, you don't see that in your head when you say hors d'oeuvres. You know, nobody does. Horse. You about to say Brian?


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[Assistant] Here we go. Here's the head. So you get up, Brian just made the good, it looks like you're about to get.


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[Assistant] The term was actually used 2,500 years ago. A little bit earlier. We call it the galaxy of the Milky Way, a little longer than the candy.


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[Assistant] I'm not trying to eat a meal at the candy bar, dude. I want milky way. It's just nice and smooth. Caramel chocolate. It's the right texture. It's the right size. It's everything you need. It's everything you want.


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[Assistant] I got Hey Beer all weekend for people. It's fun.


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[Assistant] It's the juicer. Shake and bake. Barry Sanders could evade a grizzly bear. Yea, I bet so. I bet Barry Sanders could tackle a grizzly bear. Well, he's a random bear.


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[Assistant] So I sat in the second show. I watched the whole thing. It was awesome to just sit in the crowd and watch. And I had a real out of character moment. The guy in front of me.


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[Assistant] Every joke you did, he would turn to his side and be like...


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[Assistant] And I had a really out of character moment. I leaned forward, I grabbed the dude on the shoulder and I go, enough.


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[Assistant] Is this what we're getting to? It was you. I said enough, dude. And then I leaned back and I thought about the whole show, you know, right when the show ended, I go, Hey, sorry about that, man. He was like, no, that's fine. I told you Arizona's wild. It's too


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[Assistant] But, but you know, thousands of other people were doing that without conversing about it right after the joke.


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[Assistant] So if you're listening, what we've got on the table here is a tub full of water and in front of it we've got four different caffeinated beverages. Not necessarily caffeinated, but carbonated. Diet Coke, Coke Zero, regular Coke, and then a Pepsi Wild Cherry. Pepsi Wild Cherry.


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[Assistant] It would work. Yeah. Diet Coke's the same way. All the same way. Well, no, you wouldn't see those two, those two first ones. Basically the same.


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[Assistant] Do you think it's ethical to just launch space out into the, the abyss and launch trash into the abyss?


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[Assistant] For them to have human intelligence, can they all of a sudden talk like human beings and communicate with each other?


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[Assistant] But I think you're saving grace if you're a human being is these ant colonies are not going to be, there's no central organization with the ants.


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[Assistant] These colonies are going to be acting independently because they have no way to communicate with each other. So an ant colony in India is not going to communicate with a fire ant colony in Alabama, right? So they're just going to be these sort of independent groups moving around trying to take out humans. We have the power of communication with each other. We can coordinate. We can combine our efforts. I like our chances.


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[Assistant] We can relocate to an island. These ants can't swim across water.


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[Assistant] But just imagine if this thing had hopes and dreams and aspirations and ambitions.


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[Assistant] Somebody comes on the news tomorrow and goes, the ants have risen up. They're smarter than us. We don't care about aliens.


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[Assistant] But you're the rich kid. Right. That just. And they're very family oriented. They got like nuclear families. They all stay together. Yes. The lion grew up, no problems. No problems. No hardships. No hardships. And Emu, out of the womb, he's fighting, he's scrapping. Oh.


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[Assistant] And I think this is, cause this just happened in the tournament this year. The 1 seed comes in.


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[Assistant] And, uh, you know, if they, if they sleep, if they take it for granted, they're going to go down.


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[Assistant] I've just found some, uh, some literature from the United States Postal Service. They discourage their drivers from backing up.


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[Assistant] They say occasionally you're going to have to obviously based on where the car is, but if you can avoid it, don't back up. Cause that's where a lot of their accidents happen.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Man, thousands, we're talking thousands of motor vehicle accidents.


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[Assistant] Do the right thing. Avoid backing up while on your route.


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[Assistant] I have done it. It's a lot of fun, dude. And they'll walk you through it. Okay. And it'll be funny to watch you try to learn as you play.


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[Assistant] Alright, that'll be fun. This weekend I'm in Bristol, Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Oh, is it? Oh wow. All right. That feels like a bit of a milestone, doesn't it? Yeah. In our hundreds, we brought in Dusty and now our 150th. Come on in. I've made 50 episodes. Our fifth guest, the Bigfoot expert.


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[Assistant] But what about the, like the music, just it was dirty? Yeah. Like who was the artist, you know? Uh, I mean I walked in there playing DMX.


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[Assistant] Didn't, didn't on your bachelor party, you stayed out all night and that next morning you were walking through Times Square and ran into someone you knew from like back home and.


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[Assistant] Uh, Saturday I did a show here in Nashville for Nashville inner city ministry, a wonderful organization, a lot of nice people.


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[Assistant] Oh, and a woman, uhm, I was walking to the club and a woman pulled up in her minivan and rolled down the window and she said, we came to see your show. It was her and her two daughters. She said, but we just didn't even realize you can't get in unless you're 18. So she said, you know, we're going back home, but, uh,


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[Assistant] Just to let everybody know, it's not our decision, it's just clubs. Usually you gotta be 18 or older.


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[Assistant] No, I did. I stopped and talked to him and we did a picture, but I, I felt bad, but I just want people to know we're clean, but.


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[Assistant] You can go any age for Nate's show, but not at the club. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Feel like you do that trampoline, you're going to need a good night's sleep on a helix mattress.


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[Assistant] Okay, so this was the guy who came up with the three robot laws, and apparently he's one of the greatest science fiction writers.


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[Assistant] I don't, I didn't know him, but he wrote, so iRobot, I've seen iRobot but it's been almost 20 years. In iRobot, they talk about these three robot laws. This guy wrote, I guess,


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[Assistant] He didn't write the movie, but he wrote maybe a short novel that they based the movie off of.


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[Assistant] I was gonna try to rewatch it to see, but uhm, I didn't, but I think the three laws kinda to Nate's point, they don't, they don't work out like they're supposed to.


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[Assistant] It's basically saying once AI starts running things, if we didn't help it out to get where it was going as much as possible, it's going to torture us. And just like get you out of the way. You're just a waste of time. Or punish us.


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[Assistant] It's very complicated. I tried to read it and understand it. What's a thought experiment? I mean, that's like...


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[Assistant] I was being too vis- what's the word? Viscous. No, you were not being-


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[Assistant] Increase your disguise. Well, it's already coming out now, so I'll finish it. Uh, I went to the Nashville Zoo. I saw, uh, Cass, Cassowary? Cassowary?


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I'll say this. It was the only bird, most birds, you know, at the zoo, they're just, you can almost touch them.


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[Assistant] Some of the Atlanta, this one had its own special cage, make sure it couldn't get out.


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[Assistant] They were leaving. I went to the bathroom and I'm there at the urinal and they have a giant snake in the glass above it. And this thing comes down. I have the little video of this. I don't usually get my phone and start filming the bathroom, but.


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[Assistant] And he comes down and gets right in front of me, like in my face, and just starts staring at me and like doing this. And the guy who works the zoo was there. He's like,


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[Assistant] I've never seen this. Usually they just lay up there asleep. He must have a real issue with you.


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[Assistant] Well, Taylor didn't get very far. It's cool. I mean, it's pretty, I don't know.


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[Assistant] You're, you're, you know, dusty. Would you really have a massage from a robot or a man?


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Yeah. So it'd be woman, robot, man.


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[Assistant] I don't even know who the other guy is. Well, Michael Clark Duncan's dead now, but Ving Rhames is Mission Impossible. Pulp Fiction. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] At the uh, at the TV station I worked at, they replaced all the studio camera operators with just robotic cameras. Really? And they programmed the shots and the cameras just, you know.


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[Assistant] Move around on their own. So yeaah. I mean you could get rid of these guys now.


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[Assistant] In the movie Comedian, Jerry and Con-Quan.


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[Assistant] Are talking about think tanks. It's very funny.


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[Assistant] He was like, you're going to my lunch. You want to go to lunch? Something like that. And he's like, yeah, let me finish up one thing. Hold on, hold on.


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[Assistant] On the news, they always say, why are you guys always man on the street? Always the biggest idiots. You always choose interview. Well, those are people who will willing to talk.


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[Assistant] Cause they don't know anything, but they'll give you their opinion on stuff. I think that would be the Dunning Kruger effect. Yes.


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[Assistant] Is that what you failed? Yeah, that's what I failed. Take it a couple of times. You should know it.


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[Assistant] Predatory arachnids. We learned that on a previous episode. Okay.


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[Assistant] I think you were sitting right there. Let's see a picture.


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[Assistant] I did learn something from Aaron though, uh, the, uh, I overheard you telling some comics this at Zany's, the, uh, when we fall asleep and we have that feeling like we're falling.


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[Assistant] That's uh, evolutionary, what, uh, way to protect ourselves?


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[Assistant] Alright. So, uh, Billy Joel and Stevie Nicks was at Nissan Stadium this past weekend. A lot of folks posting photos of their nosebleed seats saying they're in the breakfast seats. Oh yea. And multiple people on the fan page were doing that. Yea, that's funny.


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[Assistant] And I learned this because Taylor Swift just set some records at Nissan Stadium. I think maybe most people for one night and for three nights.


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[Assistant] And the most ever anywhere for single female artists, I think. You have to be in your seat a certain amount of time for it to count.


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[Assistant] And I just learned, this just came in from Bridgestone Arena because my family left as soon as my set was over. Morgan Wallen is now once again the record holder at Bridgestone Arena. Sorry about that.


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[Assistant] Do you remember the first concert you went to? Michael W. Smith.


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[Assistant] There's that one new, well there's a few. There's one downtown. There's one down in Williamson County. Uhm, I think they're, I mean they're building them all the time now.


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[Assistant] I'm looking at Dusty like he knows the construction permits.


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[Assistant] The, uh, Oak Ridge boys. 1984, empty issues, Murphy center, my mom and I think my aunt went and I'll take the long was right after Elvira came up.


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[Assistant] It was basically the exact same thing, just a woman's name and just throwing in some, some funny lyrics. I mean, there's, there's not a lot to it. Elvira's great though.


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[Assistant] Ben Fold songs that I have no idea what they're about, but I still like, sometimes I find out and I'm like, oh, that is totally different than, than what I thought.


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[Assistant] So the largest concert I'll do U.S. and in the world, in U.S. history, anybody want to guess?


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[Assistant] Yep. Yep. A million people. About a million people. Yep. And is that free? It's free. In simple part.


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[Assistant] We never talked about, we talked a lot about the Kenny Chesney song at the end, but then the song after that Sugarland, we never talked about that and it's me.


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[Assistant] Well, this was a free concert in Rio de Janeiro. Three and a half million people. Wow.


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[Assistant] I always wondered that like New Year's Eve or July 4th, the Nashville Chamber of Commerce will say there was 100,000 people downtown Nashville. You know, I'm like, well, how would, how do they know that?


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[Assistant] When they don't sell tickets. Who says it? Like the Nashville Chamber of Commerce.


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[Assistant] Or the convention, national convention, you know. That was a chamber of commerce.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, I act like it's such a simple thing, but now I can't explain it. They just promote the city and businesses and things like that.


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[Assistant] I should have said National Convention, Convention in Tourism. That's probably who does it. Get the pay to join it though.


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[Assistant] Uh, so a few terms have come from concerts. Uh, mosh pit. Mosh pit.


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[Assistant] Moshing started in the early 80s and did not know this. Uhm, one of the, when it really became mainstream, one of the first, there was a band called Fear and John Belushi was a huge fan of this band. He'd seen them in Washington DC.


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[Assistant] They bust in like 30 of their biggest fans from DC and put them up in front of the stage. And they did a mosh pit on SNL where they're just banging into people and diving and slam dancing and all that. And it got really out of hand.


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[Assistant] This pain, they let them, they let them do a mosh pit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I don't know that Lauren Michaels, uh, knew what was going to happen, but they let them, yeah, they let them bus in their biggest fans. And then what's the.


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[Assistant] Band started performing, these guys just started jumping everywhere and I think


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[Assistant] That's when you gotta just get out of it and you might need a resume.


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[Assistant] Has anybody done crowd surfing or stage diving? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] You guys know what the number one venue, at least in America, maybe the world or concert?


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[Assistant] Uh, for what? For what is it? Yeah. Yeah. Acoustics.


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[Assistant] Well, no, it's pretty good, but U2 shot their concert film at Red Rocks. U2 live at Red Rocks under a blood red sky and there was uh, torrential rain all day.


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[Assistant] It holds 9,000, I believe. 4,400 people showed up.


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[Assistant] And they couldn't cancel it because they were shooting this movie. So Bono went out in the parking lot and told everybody, don't worry about your seats. Just everybody move to the front.


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[Assistant] And then he kept announcing it before the show and then everybody just moved down front and they still shot it and turned out.


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[Assistant] I guess pretty well, but it was all day they thought that they're going to have to cancel it. I think at the beginning of this video, they show them like in the rain trying to convince people to.


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[Assistant] Come up front. And it was like a blood red moon.


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[Assistant] Under a blood red sky is what the concert was called.


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[Assistant] Jeff Rotol was doing a show at Red Rocks and about a thousand people without tickets showed up.


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[Assistant] Denver canceled rock concerts at Red Rock for five years because of it.


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[Assistant] They did John Denver, just John Denver, Sonny and share the carpenters, Pat Boone.


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[Assistant] Carol King, Seals and Croft. And then I think it went to court finally and they're like.


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[Assistant] So most venues like the Ryman's was built by 1930s or something or this, that, and they say, well, we were built 200 million years ago.


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[Assistant] All right. Well, the Rolling Stones in 1969, they did a show in California and they hired the California chapter of Hell's Angels to be their security. And that was a mistake.


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[Assistant] And things got out of hand really quickly. They enforced that security pretty tough.


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[Assistant] And a concert goer was killed. So yeaah, things got out of hand.


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[Assistant] I think there's one part where Mick Jagger stops and just says,


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[Assistant] Guys, you gotta just stop the fighting or we're gonna just stop the show.


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[Assistant] Jefferson Airplane, yea. Jefferson Pilot was, uh, yea.


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[Assistant] The three tenors. The other guy. The other guy. The other, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, the highest grossing tour of all time. It's going on right now. It's about to wrap up. That's a good guess. No, someone who's retiring. Oh, uh, Elton John.


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[Assistant] Is it? I thought he was going to say it was his birthday. I was trying to remember your birthday. 75.


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[Assistant] The, uh, shortest concert of all time, March 2007, The Who took stage in Tampa.


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[Assistant] And Roger Daltrey realized he couldn't sing that night. It lasted 13 seconds.


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[Assistant] It was attended by 9,000 fans. Wow. And then Jack White tried to break the record when he was in the white stripes and they took the stage and did one note.


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[Assistant] They basically said it's too trivial to do something that's the shortest. The longest, that takes some effort, but the shortest, it's hard to even categorize what counts as shortest.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Bruce Springsteen's famous for his really long concerts. He's done them over four hours before.


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[Assistant] And in 2012, he was playing Hyde Park in London and Paul McCartney came on as his surprise guest.


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[Assistant] And, uh, they went past the curfew, 1030 curfew, and they cut their mics. Oh wow. City of London.


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[Assistant] And people are pretty upset when Paul McCartney and Bruce Springsteen are on stage and they have to cut their mic. That's him trying to yell when their mics have been cut off. That's at the very end. But, uh, yeah, but there's a 1030 curfew, they say, cause it's in a neighborhood.


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[Assistant] You know, Boris Johnson was the mayor at the time and he came out and said, ah, we should have let him keep going. But, you know.


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[Assistant] There's another video I watched where you can actually hear what he's saying and he turns to his guy and he's like, they're not going to stop us, are they? And then the guy comes running out and he whispers something. He's like, okay, they actually are going to stop us. Uh, we got to go. Good night. Oh, really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's supposed to wrap up July. His tour, his farewell tour has been going on for five years. Paul McCartney's age. Which, which probably. From 2018 till. It probably would take that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess, yeah, 20, it's supposed to wrap up July of this year. Yeah, it would probably take that.


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[Assistant] But Kiss, I believe this is right, Kiss has been on their farewell tour and they're coming back to Nashville second time on the farewell tour.


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[Assistant] They're coming back in October, still the farewell tour. Still saying goodbye.


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[Assistant] I'm at, uh, wise guys in Salt Lake City this weekend. It's Friday, Saturday. Uh, one show each night, six o'clock. Um, come to that next weekend. I'm in Louisville, Kentucky.


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[Assistant] At, uh, Louisville Comedy Club and then, uh, June 18th, Father's Day.


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[Assistant] I asked Harper what her favorite part is. She said, you know, Tuesday about my dad's night. It's just going to be all about me. I'm like, well, no, I'm joking.


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[Assistant] Well, there were some like war veterans cause it's July 4th. They wanted to come out with me. I was like, no, no. They can catch it if they want.


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[Assistant] I think it's just so funny. I mean the last couple of seasons, not as much, but the first three.


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[Assistant] I was right on the edge of remembering that. I do remember Magic's rookie year in NBA because they won the championship.


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[Assistant] And it was Charlie McAlexander and Ron Bargatze.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I think that's first question I asked you, probably first question a lot of people ask you.


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[Assistant] And when trash goes outer space, Paul will have known about it first.


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[Assistant] It'd have to be the opposite way though, because people are living much older lives.


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[Assistant] Henry Cho told a story on stage this weekend about playing


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[Assistant] And the guy in his group hit into OJ. Oh. OJ comes down that, you know the story? Yeah.


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[Assistant] And very angry. And Henry said he didn't really hit into him. It just kinda rolled up kinda close. OJ came down very angry and laid into him.


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[Assistant] I find though the drawback is, uhm, that's just what works best for me.


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[Assistant] Uh, you're so conversational and it sounds like you're hearing it for the first time, where when you write stuff out, if you're not careful, you're memorizing it and then it becomes like a play. You're reciting, you know, lines from a play. You don't feel like you're in the moment. That's what I find that I gotta be careful about.


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[Assistant] How'd you get here? Air. But you don't want him to take you out?


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, there's a photo that goes with this.


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[Assistant] The choices are Tom Brady, Jim Brown, Jim Thorpe, or Nate Bargatze, and this student chose Tom Braith.


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[Assistant] My guess is that Stu did not read that question close. He did not, I've never heard of Jim Brown. I think they read it.


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[Assistant] So Jim Ross was on, uh, the herd, calling Howard, and he asked him his Mount Rushmore.


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[Assistant] In a way, but there's 2.5 million to one, to every one human.


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[Assistant] But there were so many of those creatures that they overtook us, remember?


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[Assistant] So fire ants, I have a little info here. We're talking about insects today. Fire ants came here on a boat.


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[Assistant] Fire ads came here on a boat, uh, from South America, came to Mobile, Alabama. Wow. Got off, came up through Alabama. Are you serious? Yep. And now they're spread out in the south, southeast. I think there are some in Tennessee now.


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[Assistant] Now do you guys know the difference between an insect and a spider?


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[Assistant] You're both correct. Yeah. Insect and arachnid. Spiders are part of the arachnid. So, spiders or arachnids have eight legs, insects have six, and then insects have three body parts, spiders just have two.


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[Assistant] They don't, their head, they don't have a special head. It's just on their body. Who? Spiders.


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[Assistant] Insects have a head, a thorax, and an abdomen. Spiders just have a thorax and abdomen.


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[Assistant] Insects have been used throughout history in wars to win wars.


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[Assistant] In World War II, Japanese came up with a pro- program where they drop plague-infested fleas from the air.


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[Assistant] And they dropped them on, uh, some Chinese cities, killed 440,000 people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they were working on dropping it on Southern California, uh, when the war ended.


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[Assistant] They were going to do that. They were going to try that on us, on San Diego.


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[Assistant] Came from humble beginnings. Now look at him. It's about competition. That's right.


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[Assistant] So the deadliest animal in the world, I think you guessed this on another episode.


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[Assistant] Scientists say throughout the history of the world, there have been 108 billion humans that have ever lived.


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[Assistant] 52 billion of them died from malaria from a mosquito.


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[Assistant] The Gates Foundation, they're pushing Artemis and it's a new anti-malaria drug that's helping to keep people from dying from malaria.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was a football player, Bill Bates, played at University of Tennessee and played for the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] I would say in my life, more than next to Brian, people who mistake me call me Bill.


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[Assistant] I wasn't in my thirties like sometimes, uh, but they came and played a charity basketball game.


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[Assistant] And I got a bunch of University of Tennessee players.


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[Assistant] I think he is one of the guys that Herschel Walker famously ran over in college.


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[Assistant] Uh, scorpions kill about 3200 people each year.


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[Assistant] I don't even know if I would get, I don't think I might have guessed a scorpion to be a reptile. I don't even know what I would have thought.


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[Assistant] Made a change. So there was a Roman Emperor that attacked, uh, Mesopotamia. I hope I said that right.


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[Assistant] Just put them in some type of makeshift bomb. Yeah, scorpions and throwing them over the wall.


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[Assistant] It worked, they, uh, they eventually had a retreat and they did not breach the wall.


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[Assistant] Wow. And then there was a dictator in Uzbekistan who had a, they called it the bug pit and he would throw his prisoners down in this 20 foot deep pit with these crazy insects and they would, these insects would just bite people's skin and it was just torture them. One guy was down there for three years.


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[Assistant] In 1989, uh, California had a sudden invasion of Mediterranean fruit flies called medflies. And scientists were like, where are all these medflies coming from?


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[Assistant] And then this group that called itself The Breeders sent a letter to the local newspaper saying, if you don't stop your chemical spraying, we're going to keep unleashing these, uh, fruit flies that destroy your crops and everything like that.


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[Assistant] And it worked. They stopped. After three days, they stopped doing it. Nobody still knows who the breeders are, but they threaten to keep doing it and releasing these medflies.


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[Assistant] So during the Cold War, the United States was looking at ways to use bugs as warfare on Russia. So they did some experiments here in the United States. One of them was Operation Big Buzz, where they dropped 300,000 mosquitoes on Savannah, Georgia. Didn't tell anybody about it.


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[Assistant] And they were testing to see if they could put, um, yellow fever on them and, uh, see how far they spread out and could maybe kill people.


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[Assistant] So they did this test and they dropped 330,000 unaffected mosquitoes, uhm, on this town. The government did that?


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[Assistant] So, Savannah is a predominantly black city. During COVID, when they were trying to get people to get the shots, they wouldn't do it. And some of the long time people were saying, look, I lived here when you dropped mosquitoes on us and didn't even tell us about it. I'm not going to trust the government.


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[Assistant] And why are we doing this? Because we were going to do it? We were going to use it as maybe as warfare on Russia. And uhm, so they were testing to see if they could put yellow fever mosquitoes and drop it somewhere and infect a lot of people.


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[Assistant] Simp test. A couple of them in Savannah. One of them was called Operation Big Itch.


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[Assistant] And this was fleas, determined if fleas could survive if you dropped them and put something on them. This was in, uh, I think Utah, they did this testing. And, uh, the fleas got out in the plane, bit the pilot, the bombardier, and observer.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so they had to, they had to stop doing it cause the fleas got loose. 200,000 fleas.


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[Assistant] Well, uhm, it says going forward they use guinea pigs after they actually started biting people.


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[Assistant] It says Big Itch proved successful to show that not only could the Felice survive the drop, but they also soon attached themselves to the host. So it looks like it would have worked.


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[Assistant] The fleas only were active for about 24 hours. So I guess they, they retire pretty quick.


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[Assistant] What do you mean the fleas, what do you mean they were active?


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just reading that there, but I think that means maybe fleas attach themselves to a host. And then after 24 hours, they, I don't know if they die or they just stop doing it or.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. If they, if they did it, if they dropped it somewhere.


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[Assistant] They also looked at dropping caterpillars. This was on, uh, in Peru.


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[Assistant] The caterpillars was used for the war on drugs. They were, uh, going to be dropped in Peru.


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[Assistant] Now they're gonna drop them on the opium fields to eat up all the poppy seeds or whatever. Okay. It's a kind of a good way to...


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[Assistant] As late as 2002, they were looking into it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I would've saw you as an anti-pesticide guy.


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[Assistant] Uh, cockroaches have been around for 300 million years and they would survive a nuclear war.


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[Assistant] Something about just they can handle a high level radiation.


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[Assistant] And they've got examples when the bombs were dropped in Japan.


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[Assistant] They found perfectly healthy cockroaches from a thousand feet away from where the bomb dropped.


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[Assistant] They can survive a month with no food or water and two weeks with their head cut off.


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[Assistant] Now there's 14,000 different species of ants, so that could help us because they gotta all get it together.


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[Assistant] There's going to be a bunch of them, because there's 20 quadrillion of them.


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[Assistant] So the shortest lifespan of any insect?


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[Assistant] The Mayfly, it lives 24 hours. That's fun. It's a tough day.


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[Assistant] But these ants, they all have a plan, like there's worker ants and there's the queen ant and they all have, they all have a role to play.


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[Assistant] But you're saying also they'll have ego, so they'll be infighting and I'm not going to be a worker ant.


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[Assistant] Male, male ants live a few weeks, worker ants between one and three years, and the queen can live up to thirty years.


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[Assistant] Okay, I only remember one being red. Uhm, I guess that's it then.


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[Assistant] Uh, this Saturday, Waukesha, Wisconsin at Fox River Christian Church. Next Saturday, no, next Friday, uh, Lexington Opera House with Dusty Slay and Aaron Weber.


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[Assistant] Or like a quarterback will be out cause like their pinky fingers broken.


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[Assistant] No, see, this is the, I'm all about individual choice, personal freedom. So I said, why don't you make your own choice? You get your own food. I'm not going to show up at your house and bother you after you have a kid, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] You almost got to put it down as a base coat and then paint whatever color you want over it.


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[Assistant] They've done it. They've made successful trips down there. But it's just- In that submarine.


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[Assistant] This means this increasingly the Rotten Tomatoes score means nothing to me.


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[Assistant] Have you ever filled out a review on Rotten Tomatoes? No. Well there you go. It's just like, who's, who's taking the time to review this stuff?


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[Assistant] Uh, I recognize her. She's been to a ton of stuff.


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[Assistant] I think there were the premium. Oh really? I mean in the movie they're built up to be, this is a huge deal that he has these shoes. Yeaah. These are the fastest shoes in the world. Yeaah. And they look exactly like Converse's. But they're not. But they're not, and I'm sorry about that.


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[Assistant] These golf shoes, Nate, five finger golf shoes. You think if I showed up on the course with these.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I'd never heard of that. But then you think, why would it be called a wheel barrel? A barrel? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's fun, they didn't know the reason behind it. Old saying.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my uncle, my uncle heard about this and he sent me some pictures to verify that this, this happens.


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[Assistant] It does. That's, this is a family friend, Peters. I think that's who that is handing out tennis balls. We got them very, uh, Peters. Yeah. Peters is his name.


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[Assistant] Okay, he played football at Purdue actually. What's his last name? That guy right there handing out the tennis balls. Oh really? Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a family name. And then this is a picture of them actually getting, getting pelted here. No, my sister's not in this picture, but these are my cousins. Yeah, they're really getting hit with these things. He says this is payback for he had played some pranks.


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[Assistant] On his, uh, couple of his other sister's weddings. Yeah. And then this was getting back at him. And then it just kept going? Yeah. And then it just became a thing.


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[Assistant] But who knows? It sounds like they're encouraging us to go try it.


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[Assistant] This guy said do not give peanut butter to small birds. Man, we're finding out the hard way. They can't eat a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah. To their meat eaters. This guy says I've eaten seagull once. It was pretty good. We caught a young one, which lived outside the city and probably eaten most fish.


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[Assistant] Oh, so there's, there's a big debate going on whether you should eat seagulls. I personally, I don't think you should. But if you're lost at sea. This guy says the eggs of seagulls are pretty good though.


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[Assistant] That's probably $30 total with all the DoorDash fees and stuff. No. Yeah, dude. It adds up.


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[Assistant] All the comments I've seen from this, it's like they didn't, it's like they were hanging out and they look up and like, is that Brian Bates up there talking? That's what it sounds like. It's like they weren't even told, hey, there's a show starting.


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[Assistant] Oh, did you really? Was that stressful? I had to make some cuts. Well, I say, listen, you know, rising prices are stressing me out. Yeah. I mean, aren't they stressing everybody out? If you're looking for ways to cut costs.


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[Assistant] I recommend rocket money. You could be wasting money and not even realizing it. I talk about it all the time. I sign up for stuff and I forget.


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[Assistant] And then, you know, you're not combing through your credit card statement every, every month. Rocket Money will do that for you. It's a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place.


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[Assistant] They also help you manage your finances in one place and automatically categorize your expenses so you can track your budget in real time and get alerted if anything looks off. If there's an unusually large


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[Assistant] transaction made, you'll get an alert. You know, they keep an eye on it for you. Over three million people have used rocket money, saving the average person up to $720 a year.


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[Assistant] Stop throwing your money away. Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to rocketmoney.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] That's rocketmoney.com slash Nate. One more time for everybody. Rocketmoney.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] So you can't name your kid, in some states you can't name your kid Jesus Christ, but you can name your kid Jesus.


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[Assistant] You just can't have Christ in there. I guess so. Interesting.


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[Assistant] Erin. Erin. And Brian, right? Was Brian in the


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[Assistant] The surname Brian can also sometimes be a French surname which is derived from the old Occitan word meaning maggot.


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[Assistant] If you're not the direct next one in line.


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[Assistant] I don't know if this is true. So my, my brother's the fourth. My dad's the third, but it's, I, somebody said at one point.


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[Assistant] It's a function of who's living at the moment.


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[Assistant] Then my brother's now the second and my dad's the first.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah. Legally. Like my brother's a junior now. Technically. Yeah, I don't like that. Is that true?


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[Assistant] Gold too? Is that probably where gold comes from? Golden? I guess so.


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[Assistant] It wasn't until recently that orange and red were different colors.


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[Assistant] It wasn't until recently that we had different terms for red and orange. They were just kind of all lumped into one color. And then the fruit was actually named first orange. And then they started calling that color orange.


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[Assistant] But like you get over leprosy, like you get cured, you're still just called the leper.


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[Assistant] Now do you know anything about your family history going back a long time?


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[Assistant] The very top. We look at just the breakdown on the right.


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[Assistant] I think I kinda lost it in the shuffle. There's a lot going on in that first sentence.


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[Assistant] You could go to that. My instinct is to just, let's cut to the chase. Let's hop over to the right. That's got a breakdown of all the important information. It's got the date of birth.


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[Assistant] I mean, this first sentence on here, this looks like how normal sentences look to you. I think just, just different, different symbols.


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[Assistant] But her last name is Guamond Sudhalter. Let's pray.


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[Assistant] He was a leader of the Icelandic Electricians Union.


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[Assistant] We can just keep going, you can just go all the way back. Yeaah, that's fun.


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[Assistant] That's why they have to spell these words so crazily, cause they're trying to get around not using a C.


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[Assistant] From Russia? Cause it's kinda between us and Russia, right?


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[Assistant] It is where it is, man. What if you look at it right here? Here's Russia. Here's the United States. It's kinda between Canada and Russia here. At the Arctic.


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[Assistant] That's, I feel like what if your name rhymes with something, you know, that you can get bullied with? You should include that as well? I mean, if it's going to cause harm to the kid, where do you draw the line? I think Satan's a good place. Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm not saying I object to that.


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[Assistant] Taylor, or Jesse, or any other.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess you just can't. But like we were talking about Hank and Henry. You have to name your kid Henry.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Even though it's not that much shorter. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Not really the same name either. No, it's one of those weird ones. Yeah. Yeah. Bob and Robert that always got to me. Yeah. Where's the B come from? Right.


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[Assistant] From Robert. Yeah, but the Robert starts with an R, dude. But there's a B in there. Don't challenge me on this. There is another B, but there's two B's in Bob. They had to go get it. Yeah, they had to get it from somewhere else. They borrowed it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know that song, the Johnny Cash song? Yeah, yeah, I don't know what, I don't know the words on it. He's named Sue and he's a boy and he's mad his whole life and then at the end he finally, he's trying to find his father who named him this to get back at him.


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[Assistant] And then he meets his father and his father says, I gave you this name so that you would grow up to be tough because you'd have to fight and defend yourself. Cause I was, cause I'm going to abandon you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, I want to say it's Muhammad. Muhammad's most common first name. Last name? Patel. Is it Patel? Let's go Patel. It's a good guess. Uh, it must be a Chinese name. Park? Ooh, no.


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[Assistant] There's three college football teams. Notre Dame's one of them. Uh. The Navy.


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[Assistant] Here's my medical degree. You'd spend most of your life proving who you are.


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[Assistant] Do you have a glove? Do you have your glove with you? Okay, I got a ball and a glove in the car. I'm gonna throw after this. Yeah, warm up a little bit. Bristol, Tennessee, the birthplace of country music. I will be at the Blue Ridge Comedy Club July 7th and 8th. Come on out.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate land podcast. Today's episode of Nate land podcast is brought to you by electric e-bikes. Indeed.


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[Assistant] Helix Sleep and Athletic Greens. Uh, welcome everybody. Nate Barghetti, Brian Bates, Dusty Slay, and filling in for Aaron Weber, the Mike Vecchione.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mike Vighon's got a, uh, his special is coming out. The Attractives is coming out, uh, March 24th. So this week. So this comes out Wednesday, Friday. It comes out Friday, right? Friday on, uh, my YouTube. Uh, so, uh, this is the first, this is it. My, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know how to say it, but my- Directorial debut? My directorial debut.


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[Assistant] And the NateLand Presents and the NateLand World, uh, the first it all relies on Mike.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, it was, it was awesome. And I'm excited for everybody to see it. And, uh, yeah, it's starting. We got yours and then Greg Warren's and then Joe Zimmerman's, uh, and we got some other stuff we're working on. We're staying up, but I mean, I think we're, you know, going to build this out into, uh, uh, I'm hoping to do


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[Assistant] All these specials and people can watch them and, uh, you know, and it's, it's basically TV clean, like old TV clean. Cause I try to think of what I'm trying to.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like my comedy is like, it's like family friendly. Right. But it's not like it's, you know, it's like old TV clean, like the way, the way it was when we came up. Right. You know, we did specials, like you had to be clean.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah, so everybody, uh, comes out this Friday, I want to say 5pm Central or something like that.


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[Assistant] 5pm Central. Central Time. Central Time. So 6 Eastern, so your clocks accordingly, subscribe to the YouTube page, uh, and uh, yeaah, we're excited. Uh, so yeaah, and Aaron, Aaron's not here, he refused to, he did not want Mike to have a special.


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[Assistant] And then yeaah, I'm back, got my hat, I sold out London.


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[Assistant] I sold out the London show. I got the hat and I sold out, uh, uh, Amsterdam and they gave me that.


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[Assistant] Pretty fun. And the other shows where we had, uh, Dublin was close and then, uh, Oslo and, uh, uh, Brussels was, they were, they were both solid, you know, like it's all like, it's funny to go.


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[Assistant] He go play these, uh, you know, some of these been like London was like a thousand people. That was like probably 800 or something like that. And then, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Dublin was probably like 700 or something like that, I think. And then it was like 300 maybe or 200. Like it's crazy to like.


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[Assistant] I'm at night though. Oh, okay. So that, you know, we went today in Frank House.


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[Assistant] How was it? Fun? Yeah, yeah, it went to all your spots. Yeah, it was, it was, uh,


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[Assistant] Brian did. Brian got down on one knee right before they went in the, right before they went behind the bookcase. He goes, do you mind if we do something out here before we go in? He was at least respectful not to do it behind the bookcase.


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[Assistant] Bookcase. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, it was fun because Harper's learning about Anne Frank and they were learning about Anne Frank like up to like she was leaving.


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[Assistant] To go to the Anne Frank house. So it was, it was fun to go to it, or fun, but it was like, it was crazy, it's powerful, it's all, you know. And then also to go with, uh, her. She knew a lot about it. She got a book and the Anne Frank Diaries.


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[Assistant] Well, we don't teach about Europe, but it's, they're, it's so old. Europe, it's just, Europe is old. Like that's the, that's what I took from it. Like the whole, like I, you know, I've never been. And so when you go there, it's just like every building is just- Thousand years old or McDonald's. Oldest.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you want to make America feel new, it's go to Europe. And then you're like, oh, we're brand new. Like it's crazy. And it feels like that when you're talking to the people.


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[Assistant] Like the people there just, you know, like they just, there's something of like,


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[Assistant] Yeah. He had, yeah, I mean, they're, you know, they have a couple of grandparents that are still not into cars. Like, you know, they're like, I don't trust them. Uh.


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[Assistant] But man, it's just how old everything is, is what's just mindful. You got buildings that are from a thousand. I know. One thousand.


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[Assistant] 1,000, everything. I mean, they're new, like they, I don't think they show you 1,800 buildings. They're like embarrassed, but they're like, that's like a new modern art. He goes, it's affordable housing. They treat 1,800s as all, that's affordable housing right over there is 1,825.


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[Assistant] Uh, ACBC? Yeah, ACDC is the, they came out when you were in, what, college? When they come out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they did really good. Europe has, they, uh, as much as I guess some of the places they could do, they've held on to that like architecture and that stuff does show. Like that's where you do see with like America, you're like, yeah, you don't want to lose.


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[Assistant] At least some of this stuff, like, cause it's, it's like that, you, you're looking, you're going over there and you're like, it's very powerful. And like, so you're as a young country and it's crazy to be, you were, you know, 1700, 1776, but it's like to be 1776 and then


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[Assistant] Just be like, no, don't lose everything. Like that's what makes Europe so great is cause and they're very proud of it and they're very, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, not that I felt. Like that's all I could see if I felt it. I didn't feel anything. They went great. The shows were great.


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[Assistant] I mean, we were like, by the time, 10 days, we were like, it took me, dude, I got jet lag.


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[Assistant] Cause we, it was crazy, I was here, I was at, I was home.


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[Assistant] And I was like, I have a show tomorrow night in London. I was driving to the airport at 4pm central and I had a show at 8pm in London. Wow. But at 8pm the next day.


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[Assistant] So, and there's six hours ahead of us, I think, so it was 1042. So I was, I was at the airport at 1042 London time and did a show at eight, but I was in Nashville.


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[Assistant] So we just got there, we had great guides, we had, we just like, we set up like a guide because we were in like London for 24 hours, Dublin for 24 hours. So every city we kind of got a guide to kind of just like breeze through. I mean we still need, we were, we're going to have to go back and do even a proper one. We were in Amsterdam for


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[Assistant] Three nights and, uh, just the way the tour lined up. Uh, I really enjoyed Brussels. They do, uh, I did not eat great. Like I ate great in my great, but not the healthy great, but they do fries with ketchup mayonnaise on it. It's like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, you feel like you've made your own. You're trying to make your own McDonald's sauce. I do it all the time.


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[Assistant] Everybody. It was on. We did it. Me and Laura did it for a second. And, uh, right when we got there, we did like a little quick. Did you miss your electric e-bike?


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[Assistant] Uh, I did. I did miss my electric e-bike. Uh, they have a lot of electric e-bikes over there. Oh, they do? Yeah. And then, uh, the new Expedition Cargo e-bike.


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[Assistant] Which is designed with cargo in mind. Uh, we have it, we have the electric e-bike.


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[Assistant] It's awesome. I mean, that's become a giant thing over there. A lot of people using e-bikes over there and they go, you know, cause they go fast.


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[Assistant] It just is like, I mean, it's like driving a car. They have so many bike lanes over there. You can just get your electric e-bike and so you can do that here. It can carry up to 450 pounds for any gear you have. It's a very nice way to say it.


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[Assistant] It can go 150 miles on a single charge with a double battery setup. It can also carry passengers, including the kids. They're the most fun.


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[Assistant] There's, it's just, it goes like a electric e-bike. I mean, you're just, I really, you know, even just riding it, it's just.


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[Assistant] Super, super fun. Uh, you can lower your gas costs, reduce your carbon footprint if you're in...


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[Assistant] Electric e-bikes are foldable and ship free, fully assembled. Over 250,000 dedicated riders on the road. I mean, they're everywhere in Amsterdam. Uh, people are going all over the place. Check out the all new Expedition Cargo e-bike from Electric.


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[Assistant] Visit electricebikes.com to learn more about the Expedition Cargo E-Bike and all of the other sweet models electric has to offer. That's L-E-C-T-R-I-C-E-Bikes.com. There you go. Uh, yeah. So yeah, the whole, the whole experience was like, I really enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] The restaurant's just, people are sitting out there.


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[Assistant] And you can have a little heater and you're sitting up like it's, I mean, it's lovely.


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[Assistant] Carp. But there's an opening, so there's air flow in there. You're talking about against COVID.


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[Assistant] This is all solid stuff. Yeah. Uh, but yeah, the London thing was in a show, the Union Chapel was in a church. It was a very old church. It looked cool. Yeah. Uh, and, uh, yeah, every, every, every place was great.


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[Assistant] They, uh, it's, we saw Vincent Van Gogh museum, Van Gauch, or they don't say like we do, Van Gogh. It's Van Gaugh, I can't remember now. Huh? Gaugh. Gaugh. Van Gaugh. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I think we've heard.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And then so, you know, and he had some, you know, we talked about the art stuff, like you saw his paintings, uh, but he was not,