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[Assistant] This episode in particular was well played out and the escape scene had me laughing my ass off. Only for that laugh to be topped off by laughing some more after the gimp flew off into the horizon with you guys.


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[Assistant] After The Escape. Forget the naysayers, they think they know how to write a movie. You guys are doing awesome, and this by far is my favorite new episode to date.


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[Assistant] I didn't see it, no, because I got this comment like five minutes before I got here.


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[Assistant] Scary roleplay. I'm interested. I wanna, I wanna look this guy up. Yea, I'm curious. We'll check it out. Thick freedom. But I would like to bring in more people, like every now and again. Peppermint. Because I think it did add a new dynamic. It was intriguing. For sure. I liked it.


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[Assistant] Daniel could roleplay as a lady? Do you play arc?


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[Assistant] How do I pick up Barry's? Another RP guy, role player that I like on livestream, we raided him once, Fist of the Walrus. Really good, deep, like voice, like good voice for voice acting. And uh, yeaah, maybe reach out to someone like that.


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[Assistant] We actually just got the, uh, backdrop for our booth along with the tablecloth. So, last year, from what I understand, Abster and I weren't there, uh, you guys had a white tablecloth with a small plant. Still one of the best booths somehow.


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[Assistant] If I go to a comic con again, I'm gonna need a real working lightsaber.


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[Assistant] Roaming the halls of medicine? Yep. I hop. At some point, I hop will happen.


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[Assistant] Yep. I wonder if one of the problems that, uh, arises, or something that comes up that could be a problem would be, uh, you're going for a job interview, they make you take a pee test, and then it comes up in your stream. Does that, is it anything? I don't think it does.


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[Assistant] I enjoy Jim Carrey, but, you know, in regards to that film, just be a fucking actor. Show up to set and act there. Don't, don't take it outside of there. Don't inconvenience people.


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[Assistant] Okay, so in the past, we have had some questionable videos with some live action stuff with some camera work that's been garbage. Oh, that was never me. I know.


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[Assistant] Check that out. Yeah, it is fun. The only thing I've really watched lately, uh, they've released all the old Twilight Zones. Oh nice. On Netflix. Those are fun to watch. They are. It's fun to see a lot of the, you know, vampires, wolves. The old actors, like, in their, you know, in their heyday. Is that the one?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, and uh, Pat Hingle, he was in one. I was more so watching, you know, how things were lit, kind of, you know, the difference between, you know, acting back then and kind of acting now. I was very, very much more stage acting, but still kind of for the camera, in a sense, but yeah, it was still kind of fun.


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[Assistant] Who's that? Who's Todd Phillips? Didn't Todd Phillips direct old school?


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[Assistant] This is weird, Todd Phillips, he did all the hangover movies, he did old school. Uh, Due Date. With, uh, Zach Galpinakis. Interesting. Starsky and Hutch. Interesting choice for age. Is it a comedy? Wow.


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[Assistant] Can I just say something really quick? The sense of community that I felt here in North Carolina, South Carolina, like all over has been amazing. I went to the mountains, um, to, to retreat from the hurricane and we met this couple who had a cabin. They let us stay there for free. And, um,


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[Assistant] You know, a lot of people in the world, they stack a lot of chips into like politicians and stuff. Stack your chips into the people around you and help out. That positivity is contagious because you can't help but feel it in the area.


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[Assistant] That's my biggest concern because I'm two miles away from the ocean. So I was like, yeah, I'm getting the fuck out of here. And I think the closest that flooding came to my house was about 30 yards away. So we lucked out.


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[Assistant] Hey, but going back to the hurricane and hurricane relief in the true spirit of Niebz Gaming, uhm, when is, Simon, when is this gonna be live, this podcast? What day? I need to know! You need to know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, the fourth! Okay, perfect. So, this is a call to action.


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[Assistant] Usually in October, around my birthday, I do a charity stream. We are gonna do a charity stream for Hurricane Relief on October the 11th.


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[Assistant] Simon, put our Twitch channel here in the description. When? Huh?


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[Assistant] Okay, so I'm gonna challenge our community to be there in any way you can to support Hurricane Relief for North and South Carolina.


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[Assistant] Now, the last charity stream we did, I think it was an insane number. We went 2,000% over our goal, I believe. I think our goal was like 5 bucks. It was like $500.


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[Assistant] So whilst I was in the mountains, I was only 20 minutes away from Neeb's hometown of Hickory, North Carolina, which I went into.


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[Assistant] And so, uh, we actually go into town after, after, you know, visiting with that man in a way. And it is a lovely town. It is. It was very nice. The little downtown area was great. Yep. And I expected nothing but banjos and incest, but no, it was great.


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[Assistant] I recommend the body wash. I have in the past the lavender one. And your little butt buddies. I don't get those.


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[Assistant] You look ready. Yeah. So I got my comments, well, from a couple different videos. This one is from the Ark episode where we were in that cave with the death worm? The ice cave. I remember that. I remember that.


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[Assistant] It doesn't stop there, Simon. Oh no? Ab team, Tajdin, uh, he says, love you guys, but Simon rating for this episode is one million. He was awesome. And then the sad ending was just perfect. Same video. Same video. Uh huh.


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[Assistant] That's how good you were. Oh, okay, well good. Captain Redneck comes in on the same video, says you guys were close, good strategy, except Simon, the shield maiden needs to be much further ahead, the death worms have a huge AOE, bigger than a giga.


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[Assistant] Have the Shieldmaidens stay crouched and the shield out at all times. The rest of you following, keep your target about Simon's head ready to fire. Uh, also bring multiple shields. They absorb 100% of the Dino's attacks. You'll need them to beat the Queen Worm at the end of the cave. Good luck. What's AOE?


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[Assistant] You can play that again at the end. Okay, good. Alright. Alright, the next comment is off our Spider-Man playthrough. It's from Doomie McDumerson. It says, anyone notice how we've never seen Neibs and Spider-Man in the same room? Hmmmm. Interesting, you do have his physique. Neibs is built like Spider-Man, like a tall Spider-Man.


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[Assistant] They do. Neves, you said something that tickled me pretty good one time, where I think you said, uh, they used to call my grandpa Spider-Man, not because he had superpowers, but he had a hard time getting out of the bathtub.


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[Assistant] Who's, uh? I've got one more. Okay, great. Uh, same video from Hatz Kaufman said, uh, they never did find that guy in the vent. His body would probably be left there for 50 plus years.


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[Assistant] Now this is the weird part of this comment. If you look up dead person in air vent New York, you will find a few instances where body was found in an air vent after long periods of time. It's not something that I've ever looked up, nor do I know anybody who would look up.


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[Assistant] Thralius, I'm forwarding you a steam key right now for a game. Oh, I already got it figured out though, Thicc, thanks. Uh, it's called The Works of Mercy, just in case. Okay, thank you. They sent it to us. Guys, we're playing Works of Mercy on


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[Assistant] They have, uh, I saw one on Shark Tank. It's pop-ups or something. Yeaah. But it's incredible. It's like origami. I mean, you open it up and it's just, the machines that cut these things are pretty impressive. Yeaah. Come a long way.


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[Assistant] Hey, while we're talking about things you gotta do, I'll tell you what's some bs. This whole crap about not buttoning your button, your bottom button on a suit jacket, that's crazy bonkers.


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[Assistant] Yea, it's movement. No, it's cause King Henry VII was a fat man.


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[Assistant] And everyone's like, ah, King can't button his button, so I'm not gonna button mine. It's like the whole Spanish-


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[Assistant] Right. I do think of a piece of velcro on the ridge wallet where you could stick it to your chest or wherever you want it on you. Yea, your chest. First example you gave. I don't need money.


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[Assistant] Or a shower cat with a bunch of holes in it and just thread dollars just all through it. You'd be dreading that rainy day.


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[Assistant] I'm invited to Dragon Training Family Night at Chick-fil-A. Dragon Training? Let me check my email. What? I don't know what that means. Go ahead, Simon.


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[Assistant] I've got almost 2000 points on my Chick-fil-A thing.


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[Assistant] I could probably get the most expensive sandwich they have with that kind of points.


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[Assistant] Leap blower's outside, boy. It's like middle of winter, while we're doing landscaping out here. I dunno, it's okay. You gotta blow shit around. Okay, for example, a lemonade is 350 points. You can get a lot of lemonade. Uh, eight count nugget, 500 points.


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[Assistant] You get four 8-count nuggets my friend. Yep, and one of my, like the Chick-fil-A deluxe sandwich, $6.50. I can get it for free. Nice. Yeah. Yep. Can you get me one?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got enough points. Well good, get me one, get you one. We can keep the change. Well, if we had a food sponsor, we wouldn't have to use his points.


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[Assistant] So, this comment is from the VR game Stones and Bones, uhm, with swords and potions.


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[Assistant] What was it called? Blade and Sorcery. Blade and Sorcery. Blade and Sorcery, I believe. Alright, uh, it says, 10 out of 10. New Orleans grandpa.


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[Assistant] The only thing that's cold is your chest. Well sometimes I have a hard time regulating my temperature and that thing is perfect. Well good for you. Your arms are free to do what they want, but your body is nice and toasty.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's an all-buttoner. No, he leaves it open. Both. This is also from, uh, Blades and Sorcery. It's from AJ Bear. AJ Bear. And the comment is, Love you guys, my boyfriend says I should stop watching so much fiction, to which I replied, Neebs is real!


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[Assistant] Good answer. I mean, it's all caps. That has now become my new battle cry for whenever I watch one of your vids or when my boyfriend tries to start an argument with me. Love you guys. And that, that kind of cracks me up. Which part? Just screaming neibs is real. That's pretty fun. It's a response. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But she, she's got a point. It's real. Yeaah. Yeaah. Or as real as it gets. You can't get more real. Nothing's scripted when you're- Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] This is a comment I've had so long, I forgot what it is. Indifferent Owl, it's from a Conan video, let's see. I'm learning what this is with you. I've grown to like this series better than the Ark series, and Ark is my favorite game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw a comment, I didn't, I didn't, uh, bring it in, but the guy was like, how it's obvious we don't like the game, and we're trying to force it. No, Conan, what? Yeah, and it's crazy, it's, I love it.


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[Assistant] No. Yeah, at the end of my vacation, didn't know it had the flu. Oh shit. Yep. So- I was walking around two days with the flu, didn't know it. While you were down there, and then you brought it onto the plane? I didn't fly, I drove.


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[Assistant] I had chills, I had these weird cold chills and one night my fever must have broke so I woke up just like, you know how that feels. Oh yea. Right. But I didn't know I was sick. No vomiting? Nope.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like there's people that are pregnant, they don't know it, next thing they know they got a baby. And when's the last time you've heard- They're giving birth.


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[Assistant] That's not an all around answer though, is it? My mom waited tables my entire childhood career and she always preferred that.


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[Assistant] If someone could make that for me. You would do that. Okay. Like a good one. When you see it, you're like, wow. It's like, what the hell is that thing? It's got like the stilts built in for the arms and legs. You're real big. And then the whole picture.


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[Assistant] That'd be great. Making people uncomfortable everywhere would be wonderful. I think seeing Simon dressed as Jack would be fun.


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[Assistant] So we're, we're still trying to figure out, plan out the, uh, the schedule for, for PLGX, but. Which is sold out! Which is sold out, yep. So thank you everyone, that's, uh, that's bought a ticket, it's coming out. Can't wait to see you. Yeah. So, should we do some sort of cosplay, uh, award thing? Yeah. If anybody wants to make a suit and come out, we should. I, I feel like one.


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[Assistant] That's true. You could also walk into any convenience store and just- That's true. Put in their microwave and leave before they yell at you. Yeah. I do that with my sock.


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[Assistant] My uncle had a friend, he used to get drunk and pee himself a lot, and he thought he could dry his jean shorts in the microwave. Not thinking about the buttons. Oh no. So now you got this burning urine stink pair of shorts in the microwave. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Oh, I almost clicked on that because I thought it was like beneath the earth's surface.


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[Assistant] Did you read that in a comment? I read that in a comment.


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[Assistant] Exactly, it's my, it's my let's go song. That's so funny. It's a pump up song. That's an awful song, right? Nope. Is that the, kick start my heart, fire me up. Nope. Sing it after everybody.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that was great. Yeaah, yeaah. Attempted murder. No, you died. It was successful. Successful.


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[Assistant] But like, if you're, if you're dino's following you, and it happens to step on one, like, is that it? Is it gonna follow his death? We gotta watch Rosie. Yeaah. You don't wanna step on one of those.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you don't like cards and of course not. What are you talking about? You're not the demographic!


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[Assistant] No, Aladdin is, uh, Disney. Yep. Yeah. Right. So it makes me think, cause every time Disney puts a movie out, there's always either, there's like merchandise, or there's, uh,


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[Assistant] Like something for the theme park afterwards. And I just went to Disney on my vacation and I rode, I rode the, uh, uh, what do you call it? Flight of passage? The Avatar ride? Yep. Pandora. It's fun. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. But what I, what I didn't know is there's a ride in Epcot.


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[Assistant] So you're kind of, you got like a half globe around you. Okay. So you look down, your feet are dangling and it just flies you around the world. You're like over the pyramids and you're like Monument Valley, over the ocean, Antarctica. Okay. Uhm, so.


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[Assistant] Ride that. Ride Soarin'. It's in, uh, Epcot. The land. You know where the land is? They got all the


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[Assistant] Something around your waist to keep you upright, like a harness or something, but then a carpet that's moving under your feet. Yea, but you can hold onto the carpet.


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[Assistant] We got on a bus, cause you know once you're in Disney they have buses and monorails everywhere. They picked us up from Hollywood Studios, left there, drove around to where we thought was gonna be our hotel. Nope, did a loop, came right back to Hollywood Studios. I think the guy just like zoned out. Whole bus is like, we just- You sure that wasn't a ride? What's happening?


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[Assistant] He slowly drove through Hollywood studios again. It's like we're like, like we might want to get off. Right, and he went, and he went like, oh shit, just keep on.


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[Assistant] I remember my brother, um, rented a white tux for his graduation photos and stuff. I remember when he was returning it, I was in the car, I couldn't drive it, but uh.


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[Assistant] I remember he felt obligated to get it dirty before he brought it in, so he just rubbed it in some dirt.


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[Assistant] They were all off, I thought. They might have been a little bit askew.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but listen, it uh, it evolves into better things. Better driving?


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[Assistant] Except the road. I've got a solution though coming up that I'm not going to reveal, but I think it's going to be fun. I think I know what it might be, because it may have been mentioned. And for the record, like all my little driving mishaps, they're 100% real.


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[Assistant] There's something, like if you're driving around in GTA, I feel like you can get away with a lot more off-road excursions. Far Cry seems to be a little less forgiving.


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[Assistant] So you might have a goal to go through the trees, but then on the grass or whatever you're slipping and you end up in some trees you didn't initially intend to hit.


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[Assistant] I remember when you were giving me shit for that one layer of barbed wire fence. Yeah. I wanted it to be chaos. I wanted to- If not for that one layer, I mean- Yeah, no it- That woulda ended quick.


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[Assistant] They blew up fast. We should have spread them out a little bit. Well, we would have fucked ourselves even more if we spread them out further.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that was great. It was nice that it finally happened. And I can at least get this out now. I had spent time and tunneled underneath my house to be able to, in some episode in the future, pop my head up in yours and your house collapsed so that gag never got to see the light of day. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'd be watching, like, the uh, the main monitor. You know, I'd be seeing and making sure he was there. Right. I had an all-time down and I was right there with that one layer left. One layer? One layer. I was there and ready. I had a ladder that went up to it. I was ready.


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[Assistant] I suppose there's different ways to go around said horn.


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[Assistant] To which I say, well, we knew about the anthem. Right. But uhm,


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[Assistant] The flag does. It does look similar. Well it's got the same color. Same colors and a star and like a...


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[Assistant] Oh, you're right, there is another one that's dead. Puerto Rico's are like ours, cause they're obviously, they're different. Puerto Rico's in the top three closest. Okay, top three maybe. It's got red and white stripes.


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[Assistant] Well you couldn't do that in scrap unless it was a lot bigger. Alright, throw me under the bus. So, uh, back on the scrap and similar to what you had brought up earlier about, um, furthering some, some scraps.


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[Assistant] Jennifer Latimer says, glad to see scrap is still fresh on the channel. Suggestion, a miniseries of potato gun gadgetry. Revisit some of your older challenges. Ruth Goldberg, boats, transformers, ramps.


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[Assistant] All with added potato guns. Love your channel. My husband and I have been watching since 250,000 subs. Keep up the excellent work. So the revisits are very possible. Just have to kind of look over the list and see where it would make sense and like,


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[Assistant] Hover base. Hover base, alpha. But not, not specifically hovercraft, no. I would like to see a hovercraft possible with some guns. We kinda did, I remember Anthony built something, I built something kinda similar. Remember his that had all the sensors? You didn't turn the sensor noise off, maybe you couldn't at the time. You know, it was making that, and it kinda hovered, I think it was in that like,


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[Assistant] We were kind of throwing a bunch of randoms in on that episode.


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[Assistant] Goes, you know. Goes away. Goes away. You don't want that, it makes it ugly. Exactly. You know, you want to keep that egg contained. And then you, uh, empty that cup, slip the egg into the cup, ready to drop into that water. Also in that water is, uhm,


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[Assistant] See this is fun, isn't this great? In the water, 1.5 teaspoons of vinegar and 1 tablespoon of salt, uh, per quart of water.


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[Assistant] And then it'll probably come back up. Bloop. So roughly three and a half to four minutes and you've got a poached egg. You don't have to spin the water or anything.


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[Assistant] Biting into a nice toasted English muffin. Put some peanut butter and jelly on it.


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[Assistant] What are those called? Remember that brand? It's still out there, like in a bag, it's like a


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[Assistant] Oh. Yeah, I can't even see it anymore. Yeah, we're good to go. I don't know if that'd be worthy of an animation. No, probably not. Unless we went totally extreme with the situation and everything was exaggerated.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'd give you permission. Alright, yeah, sure, go for it. I really enjoyed the uhm, the adding the music approach to the story was a nice touch, I thought. Yeah, I know that worked. It does make it all of a sudden a lot more entertaining. Oh, much more.


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[Assistant] When I see that personally, I just, I'm like, I'm watching Battlefield 4.


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[Assistant] Just check it out for sure. Give him some feedback for sure. No small task making a game of that scale.


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[Assistant] Let me interject, cause steam came up and this is a topical. I was reading the article about how steam is about to allow everything as far as like games.


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[Assistant] Uh, they've ca- or changed their content policy to allow everything, unless it's illegal or straight up trolling. So-


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[Assistant] This new policy paves the way for pornographic games to be made available on the platform, including in virtual reality. So it's like, it's opening up a whole different, you know. Steam is? Yes. Saying anything goes as long as it's not hurtful to people.


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[Assistant] But now games publisher Valve, which owns Steam, said it was not up to the company to decide what should or should not be on sale.


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[Assistant] So they're catering to that crowd more, it would seem, for sure. Which makes sense.


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[Assistant] I would like to defend myself as far as the rest of that comment. Okay. Where I need Neib's help a lot. Right.


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[Assistant] I feel like uhm, you know, you help from time to time. I hardly help you at all. Hardly at all. We're playing a co-op mode where I'm just doing it by myself.


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[Assistant] There's some more fun things come up where the character gets a little bit better.


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[Assistant] Oh, when I was leaving, uh, work Tuesday night. It's not a tractor thing, but it's, uh, interesting. I was driving down Blue Clay Road.


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[Assistant] You know, there's a lot of cops because they got to like the jail and whatever out there.


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[Assistant] And I saw a cop car's lights. I figured he had pulled someone over up ahead on the other side of the road. And when I got there, there was no other car. The cop car crashed into a ditch and there was no other vehicle around. And the cop was outside of the car, like just waving.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And so, they know me now. Right. Or he could have been on his little, like, laptop. Or, you never know. Probably watching porn. Probably. Or us. Doing VR porn and being a cat.


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[Assistant] Why are they complaining so much? I didn't expect to see just the cop car and the cop, you know, that was all.


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[Assistant] That's a common thing actually. They'll give each other fricking, yea tickets. They have, they butt heads and, it's stupid.


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[Assistant] Speaking of Otlick, uh, not this, not the far cry that will have just come out. The one that's coming next when you hear this coming in comments. The beginning of it starts with a pretty sad thing to witness as well. Another animal situation.


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[Assistant] Cause it did, uh, when I was trying to upload something, it was, it wasn't processing right for a little while. Finally got there. And then the other day, I clicked, uhm, a guy I like watching on YouTube is the Jim, uh, Jim Sterling, the Jimquisition. It's like a gaming show. But I clicked on his video and it was like, you need to pay to watch this.


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[Assistant] And he's completely funded on Patreon, like he doesn't even run YouTube ads, so I was like, what the hell, I know this is not right. Yep. And so I just refreshed it, and then it was fine. But that was a weird error to get from YouTube, like you gotta pay to watch this.


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[Assistant] Kinda nuts. I think it was on a Thursday or, yeah, I think it might have been during the stream, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I wish we could keep the way our characters looked. And that's it.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you can just save the character design and we just like transplant the character design to the new...


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[Assistant] To our new selves in Extinction. Because I'd like to keep those designs. We have different designs for aberration. And I think that's fun.


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[Assistant] But I think once we're gonna stop Ragnarok, we're gonna hopefully beat Ragnarok and then we are going to move on to Extinction. So I would like to keep both characters.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'm enjoying the operation map just for that. It's like, man, what a dangerous, like nowhere feels safe. It's a great primer for


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[Assistant] But yea, well, we don't know, Extinction may have, you know, a peaceful part, like when you first spawn in, like, you know, like all the beaches on- It's a lot bigger.


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[Assistant] Yeah, which makes, yeah, it makes kind of a trying to establish a base and trying to build your defenses up. It makes that more engaging. Yes.


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[Assistant] I was, I was still, the battleship board you made was so impressive.


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[Assistant] If you haven't watched it, you gotta check out the Battleship build. Cause honestly, I was like, wow. And most, it worked for the most part. For the most part. I mean, just looking at it, I go like, oh my god, the amount of work you put into that was insane. It was stupid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can see it. I can see it. I don't know how to answer that question. Yeah, I don't know why it looks like him, but we could run some tests.


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[Assistant] Sounds good. But whatever it is, it's good. Or maybe it slows them down enough where you can tame them easy? I don't know. We got tests to do now, cause I didn't realize you could roar three times and that affects something. We might be getting trolled too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. Yep. Cause we'll go back to Seven Days eventually, cause we want to see where it goes. Yeah, the A17.


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[Assistant] Because it's stupid. It doesn't fit that world at all.


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[Assistant] Wrap it up. Have a good run, Simon. Yes, I know, I know. I'll go next. I guess, so this, this comment on comment episode comes out next Thursday, right before our new series that's gonna premiere, right?


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[Assistant] Well yea, a lot of people, I guess we ended GTA, and we've ended seven days. Uh, we got other stuff coming. Right? One new stuff coming is gonna be tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So Conan is the barbarian. Conan is the redheaded funny guy.


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[Assistant] Alright. BAM! Glad we cleared that up. Oh yea. Well, I'm glad that's good. But yea, we're starting Conan, so that should be fun.


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[Assistant] So now, uh, now, uh, I got, I got some comments. Uh, this is from the last G- uh, GTA video we did. Uh, this one's from VenatorPrincipes. It says GTA Cinematic becomes RDR Cinematic. So does Rage Cop become Manic Marshall? And I don't know yet, uhm.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna do, uh, the, the raid sheriff kind of thing, because the game really doesn't let you be a sheriff. Uhm, the way we were able to do that in GTA was we were able to mod the game, and that's a PC only thing, and the game's not out on PC yet.


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[Assistant] So time will tell. So time will tell. Maybe eventually we'll do something like that. But at first, no. At first it's gonna be something completely different. Pretty limited right now.


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[Assistant] All right, uh, this is from Hamza Nadir.


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[Assistant] That says, hey guys, next time on Red Dead, please don't waste time like you did in GTA V. I mean, you missed out on the last heist, the doomsday heist, which in itself could be around five episodes, the gun-running import-export mission, so much more. Please, please, please don't waste


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[Assistant] Yes, we will, uh, the thing with GTA is we kinda jumped in very late on that. And we developed our skills as we went, I think with the Rockstar editor and everything. Hopefully with Red Dead Online we'll be able to jump in a little earlier.


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[Assistant] And we'll be able to do a much longer series and like, I don't know if this is gonna have heists. That's a- we don't know what the multiplayer is gonna entail yet.


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[Assistant] The rumors I've heard is that there is gonna be some sort of morality system in there, but I don't know how far it goes. Does that mean you can go all the way and be like a bandit leader, or can you be a sheriff? I don't know. Or is it just like, oh, I'm a good bandit. Because in GTA, like, you're just a criminal. Like, no matter what you do, you're a criminal doing bank robberies and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Red Dead have a, uh, like, can you be a sheriff of one of the small towns? Like, that'd be awesome. A shopkeeper. Yeah, just be a shopkeeper. I sell meat. Come, I'm a butcher.


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeaah, I don't know what the game's gonna entail, what it's gonna let you do, but I mean, absolutely, we're gonna do stuff with it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so we're probably just gonna be able to play on PlayStation 4 for a little while. And I also wanted to get the Rockstar editor, like I don't want to start the series, at least with all of us online, until the Rockstar editor is in place.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was an update down the pipe. So, and that's what I imagine is going to happen with this one. It's going to be an update down the pipe.


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[Assistant] But that's the thing, we don't know what the editor is going to be capable of this time. Maybe you can get a wider shot than last time. That'd be cool. Because in GTA with the editor, you were kind of, you were locked pretty close to your character, and we had to modify it so we could kind of break the camera from that lock and get wider shots.


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[Assistant] They should be. Holy shit. Now the art design in that game is fantastic. I've been playing it as much as I can.


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[Assistant] Cause the mission I got to was like, you know, we need to go into the shitty. I can't imagine. Man. Yeah, I'm curious to see what it looks like. Cause it's gotta be such a drastic change just environmentally and graphically from the rest of that world.


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[Assistant] I mean, just the start of the game where, and I'm not gonna spoil any story stuff here, but you're just in the snow with your gang members.


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[Assistant] Feels good, just the sound of the environment, the wind, everything. They nailed it as far as just the design of this thing.


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[Assistant] The only thing we were talking about is the animal torture.


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[Assistant] And it's not even, like, the way the animals die in this game, you know, in most games, like, the old games, like, boom, you shoot the animal, ah, the animal's dead, and I can go over it, I can skin it, and I can get its pill. But this one, if you don't kill the animal in the first shot, it, like, writhes around in pain. Yea. And it's, it's, it's hard. It's hard. It hurts. It makes you focus.


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[Assistant] No. I think that's kind of like, if you get in a fight or scuffle with somebody, a lot of times your hat will fly off. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that's neat. It's like after you, you know, you go around, you whoop everybody's ass after the fight's over, you're like, you can walk back up to your hat, you pick it up and you put it back on. It's like, it feels very cowboy-ish. Yep, right.


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[Assistant] Alright. Okay, so who started off? Set the scene, you gotta have some ambience of a western town. Western town. Alright, you guys are in the store talking, let's go.


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[Assistant] Is that it? No, I got one more. Okay. Uh, here, this is a comment from 19venom80plays that says, This is why you guys have 1.7 million subs. Amazing work. I can't wait for the next series on Red Dead 2. Who knows, maybe one day I'll get on commenting on the comments as I never made the Battlefield Top 20 anyway. You done it!


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[Assistant] I like to think we have the amount of subscribers we have because we make some fun stuff.


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[Assistant] And yea, we'll be making some more fun stuff. That's our job. That's why you people pay us. Dig em right. And we love it.


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[Assistant] That's the thing with Marvel now, it's like they've done so well with the big ensemble cast movies, and I love seeing those. Like, I wanna see a movie where, you know, it's Iron Man and Captain America, or it's Thor and the Guardians of the Galaxy, and they're off on space adventures, like yeah, give me more of that.


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[Assistant] Ant-Man or now even Iron Man or any of them buy it themselves? It's like, it's not exciting anymore.


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[Assistant] But, I mean, the Marvel movies, like, I never, I've not walked out of any album going, well that was a piece of shit.


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[Assistant] Well, the Marvel movies, I mean, what, they've been doing it for ten years now, right? Sure, they've had a good run. Yeah, it's like, okay. And I think after the, I'll probably, it's gonna be hard to get me to watch any more of them after the next Infinity War. Right. I wanna see what happens there. But after that, I'll be like, okay, I'm good.


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[Assistant] But I mean yea, Marvel's done such a good job. What a great run. Oh yea. But yea, it's like I'm burnt out on it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was, that was shot over those two separate days. Yeah. The first day we shot it, we just ran into the glitch and it was just like, ah, because we had to roll back the server.


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[Assistant] Yeah, which, we got lucky because uhm, like the otters and everything, we didn't have to get those again. Yeah. Yeah, we, like...


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[Assistant] Great. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's so big. So fast. Comes out clear. Holy shit. Even though I knew it was coming, but Anthony did a good job on that edit.


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[Assistant] And that was one of the few episodes, like you don't see many episodes like that now, where we're all together for the entirety of the episode.


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[Assistant] We were just as kinda surprised and a little bit disappointed. Like I was hoping the fight would be tougher. Of course.


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[Assistant] But playing as Mary Jane inside of a Spider-Man game is not fun because yeaah, it's just a forced stealth mission.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you can do ups and downs with Spider-Man. I mean, you can have stealth missions with Spider-Man. Yeah. Where, and I think they do exist, where it's like, oh, I gotta be sneaky this time. You gotta walk around. You gotta web guys up into the rafters. It's like, okay, cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Aaron's. Mo' the yard. If Rockstar made a Spider-Man game, it's like, yeaah, you gotta go, I gotta dress up as Peter Parker and go to the store. I gotta keep fed.


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[Assistant] He's got enough. When he gets excited, it wiggles a lot. Every time a new fighting game is going to drop.


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[Assistant] That's a really good dream too. That's a fantastic dream. That's a perfect dream. Cause it's a dream. It is. Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I saw the results. Where do you see that rated though? Like where? Where was it?


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[Assistant] He makes a good point there, I mean, even though that's even in the title, the cinematic, you know, uhm, I still pe- I think people just see GTA and uh, gameplay, or whatever. Maybe so. When it's actually extra special.


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[Assistant] I had a dream too. Well, hang on to it. Yeah, hold on to your dream. Go ahead, do your comments, your world.


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[Assistant] Never again. I'll take over from there. It wasn't, I mean, it wasn't my idea. Like we, you know, collectively, but Neebs edited that first episode. He edited, you know, we're, we're switching off. Yeah. Um, but it was certainly a collaborative effort for sure. But I think that, I wish I could take credit for it.


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[Assistant] Well, that could- The whole week. Oh, the whole week. Hey. How about, Neve's Gaming, it's where you go on the weekends, in parentheses, and the week.


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[Assistant] So, that was it. And it just stuck for some... He kept it forever. Oh, he embraces it. Anyway, he was giving me shit for drinking mimosas and like, you know, I'm a fucking man. You are. In the words of like Simon. And I was like, hmm, manmosas.


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[Assistant] No, can I explain the fucking manmosa? Please.


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[Assistant] Alright, let me hear the manmosa. Explain your manmosa, please. Well, no, it's just like, you know, cause a mimosas, orange juice, and champagne, some bubbly, you know? Probably 75, 25, or 90, 10?


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[Assistant] I hate champagne. I hate it. But go on. Okay, great. That's just me, but what's the Mamos? But then, uh, maybe a shot of vodka in there too. Is that the man part? Yeah, because that's a screwdriver now with bubbly on top. Okay. So you're, you still taste, it tastes like a mimosa, but you're a man because you're being stupid by adding more alcohol.


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[Assistant] Save it. Well, I bet that's very accurate.


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[Assistant] Your knee's in full health at this point. You see a roach in the house. I was in my little office room. There's, there's carpet on the floor. I was packing on Saturday, this last Saturday to, uh, fly to Minnesota on Sunday. I meant music. What's that? Oh, okay. So I was in my office on Saturday. There you go. Had to fly home Sunday. And, uh, one of my bags, you know, I had to just kind of sit in Indian style on the floor and


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[Assistant] Going through what I needed to bring, what I didn't need to bring, you know how it goes. There, at the corner of my eye. At least an inch, inch half. Oh, that was a big one.


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[Assistant] You gotta get back to the story. Yeah, I saw it out of the corner of my eye. I looked over. Yeah, big old cockroach. It's like that. My place is immaculate. Like this, this cannot happen. You are not going to survive, my friend.


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[Assistant] Yes. I didn't, I didn't need that. If I could have like scooped it to bring outside, I mean, I'm kinda like that person these days. I will, I don't kill spiders immediately anymore. You probably had a few mimosas in you.


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[Assistant] I had to make a split second decision and I lunged toward it with the papers that were in my hand to smack it, but like it ended up in a knee.


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[Assistant] It's interesting because it was off to my right. So like the takeoff got a rug burn and then the land when I smacked it hit the same spot.


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[Assistant] But it was one little nick. I can understand a little bit of damage, but that fucking...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess so. Uhm, and, I mean, Sleetypie was a little, kind of a little pussy. He was very low level and...


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[Assistant] That's a traveled alligator. He's already like packed up and moving on to the next, you know, side of town.


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[Assistant] Because uhm, it's one of those shows that uh, yeaah, I know we're getting our act on, our improv on, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, you see it and you can't, you just get mad. I mean, let's face it, games do train you to know that red things blow up.


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[Assistant] You can change what they watch on the big TVs?


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[Assistant] There is. We know this. I'm feeling what the audience is feeling too. There's also something wrong. You're, you're, uh, right. Cause you're picturing yourself playing. Yes. And you're feeling your instincts. Right. I was gonna comment, like,


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[Assistant] My skills in Far Cry are, you know, they get better too.


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[Assistant] The competition, it's just you out there.


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[Assistant] Oh they will be. Cause I love tank gameplay. Cause it's World War II. Tank gameplay.


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[Assistant] Like those tanks were a little bit more passenger-y, I think, you know. So at least they give you something to shoot with. So, we'll see.


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[Assistant] Well, while you're signing in and stuff, um, simple contact Simon. Oh. Yeah. I remember, I tried it last year. Yeah. Yeah. Got the app.


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[Assistant] Now, turtle head, like, you know, the equivalent, the joke side of it is, for people who don't know, I'm sure most people do, but go ahead, Names, what is that? Turtle head.


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[Assistant] So, the Tootsie Roll is gonna fall off to a side of the glass. Uhm, maybe you do a little mash down on the bottom, so it's got a touch more of a base for stability. So it stands straight up? So it stands straight up. You kinda want it dead centered when you see it, don't you? Yeah, yeah. But now you've got more work. The celery stick doesn't stand straight up in a Bloody Mary. It's not called a turtle head.


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[Assistant] The turtle, the turtle down on. Yeah, but then you can drink the shot and then bite at that little turtle head. There you go.


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[Assistant] I think the best, uh, one to, cause it, it, uh, it takes a while, obviously, you know, to chisel away.


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[Assistant] Uhm, one I did in the single player, which was kinda neat, or started to, was the, there's like a construction site and it's a lot of those, uhm, big...


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[Assistant] But there's a lot less to take away at the bottom for a total collapse. You know, cause you're just going at those big steel whatever the fuck they're called.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just like a, there's probably like 30 of those, you take those out and then all of that. So that'd be, that'd be fun.


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[Assistant] Well how do you escape from the roof? Hey bales!


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[Assistant] And that can go in, uh, work with that idea I had with the skyscraper where we make that thing that floats off the side kinda.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're not bad. You looked at a few? Yeah. Ah, they're bigger. Yeah. They're bigger. Seem to be. It's nice to not know. I like the not knowing factor. Yeah. That's fun. And the cities, the cities look good? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I haven't. They're not weird?


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[Assistant] It made me think of something else that, uh, I had brought up and I think we'd wanted in place previously too. I don't even know if I should, someone might steal the idea for a video.


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[Assistant] Here, have my jersey, kid. When's it, when's the last, who brings that up? Every week, I see it. Every week, it gets brought up. Where do you see it?


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[Assistant] He played the football. Sucking on a chili dog. He did play the football. He did suck on a chili dog.


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[Assistant] Alright. I only have a few, but at this point, and I got something from Ada that will...


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, well I might as well read this one underneath it. Nate Burnside underneath says, sweet, you guys took another one of my suggestions.


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[Assistant] This is a sweet one, hundreds of millions of hours on, this is from Tom, Tomer Bear, hundreds of millions of hours on YouTube, hundreds of thousands of videos added daily, and yet somehow you create something original, creative, and impeccably produced. Never fail to be astonished by your creativity, humor, and quality. Outstanding guys, thank you so much.


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[Assistant] Sweet and well worded, my friend. This is from Triggered Troll. And I just thought it was interesting. And there's a twist. And the twist is that I'm reading it. Ooh.


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[Assistant] Oh man, he really did. He was the worst. Who's Jamie Kennedy? He was big. He was way too big.


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[Assistant] Something. Chris Jenkins. I think it's a Chris something, sure. Martina Navratilova. That's it. Yep. And this is the one I got from, uh,


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[Assistant] Just in. This is a screenshot from Spudzilla.


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[Assistant] Conflict and comments! First one, I haven't even read these yet, so this is hot off the press. In my brain. First comments from, uh, wait, this is... These are tweets, aren't they? These tweets? What are you looking at? First one's from AnthonyCSN.


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[Assistant] Adahop says, well that was great news across the board. I'm super excited for Battlefield V. Set in World War II, no more premium destructive environments and construction. Women from the start, no P2W loot boxes or battle packs, lots of player customization, game modes that evolve. Sweet. Are they conflicting? They both seem kind of...


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[Assistant] Wow. Just, uh, yesterday, day before, a couple days ago, uhm, close to where my mom lives. There was an old lady, uh, just started singing away. Just singing. Outside. Really? Yep. Just singing outside. Just started singing. Ah, it was adorable.


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[Assistant] Well, the one I've got is great. I love it. And I realized, after all this time not playing drums, I've been practicing the whole time. In the car. And yeah, and my like, my rudiments, like,


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. I wish, like I was talking to Thicke, I thought it'd be, I wish I could just easily transport that, I mean I could, but it's kind of a pain in the ass. Just record it, can't you record it? Yeah, but it'd be fun to like.


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[Assistant] Like if there were just little, I don't know how we'd incorporate it, but you could have your guitar thick, it'd be fun to have little segments, little segues and such.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You remember the tambourine I had that was stolen? Yeaah, it was Prince's. Prince's Tambourine.


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[Assistant] Sucked, it was purple and everything. Damn. Nope. That wasn't even his tambourine. It was.


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[Assistant] Okay, so this is from, uh, the most recent video, which was God of War playthrough, The Taste of Seagull, and the most recent comment coming in right now from Rich Nixdorf, I'd play Turtle of War for sure.


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[Assistant] What can I? Wow, it's getting a whole, okay. It's a thing. Yeah. I hope you enjoy that. Hey!


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[Assistant] I watched the episode about a year. Yeah. The first fight, fight. Pyramites. Oh yeah. Recently. Yeah. Man, that blood, huh? Good blood, isn't it? Big boxes of red. Big streaks.


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[Assistant] When have you ever heard anyone say sorry about the bad seats? To the people in the back? No one, no one ever did that.


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[Assistant] I mean, we're talking about being a man, and we look at, and Darius comes in today with his knee just gaping open. You can see, you can see his fatalities. He's a big exaggerator. It's like he was in a motorcycle accident.


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[Assistant] I can see like, wet, pink muscle tissue in there. Anyway, and we're thinking, how'd you do this?


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[Assistant] The thing that was funny to me was like, how you do this? Okay, and you said, there was a roach in the house.


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[Assistant] So everything there was just from your knee making contact to the carpet.


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[Assistant] Did you get the, did you get it? I did. You got it. I, I got it. He's gone. Then you should have called me. Why? I'm an expert at roach removal. So I would have let it run. It would have started a family by the time you got it.


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[Assistant] Just don't move until I get there. Listen, at my house, I've got a dustpan and a little brush. You also have a dog.


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[Assistant] And he'll like do a flip and he'll lay on his back, and he's just legs kickin'. All the way to, uhm, outside. WHOOM!


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[Assistant] You ever see a highlight where they do the thwop? Oh yeaah. Oh yeaah. I fling him far from the house so he'll never find his way back. Oh, so you send him to your neighbor's house. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] We're gonna have a long show today. Oh, you're gonna be silly, feeling silly when I tell you what it's really about. This is about ARK. Alright. Uh, it's from Archranica Love? Sounds right.


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[Assistant] Arch ranicolo? Rolls off the tongue. What happened to Sleedypie? I don't even understand what could happen. I don't understand. So in Ark, we were fighting a Giga. Yea. Dralis comes swooping in with his Wyvern. We all saw this. We all saw the footage. Yea, Sleedypie and Ice Wyvern. Wyvern Wyvern.


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[Assistant] You went by. I nicked it's like butt or backside kinda. That's the only thing I can imagine is because- But it was-


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[Assistant] What'd you call that? Hitbox? Attack radius? Like when they chomp down, just everything around it dies. Which is bullshit. I'm assuming he chomped as you were flying by, and for some reason the game stuttered to react, and then you died like, I think I know.


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[Assistant] Gets over the river, and crumples.


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[Assistant] Okay, whatever. So it's time for my story. Alright. Driving home. Thursday night. Last Thursday night after the stream.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I get pretty close to my house and I'm driving down the road and I see


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[Assistant] Yes. It's either four or five bags of large trash,


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[Assistant] For a neighborhood, not like, not like Northern Australia big.


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[Assistant] This is in your neighborhood. It's, it's about four blocks from my neighborhood, but it's back in the, like the back streets. It's all developed back there. Like near Craig's house. Sure. Okay. So, I'm like, holy crap, I'm just like stunned at how big this alligator is. This thing would kill. Just right in the road. It would kill an animal easily. A dog. A dog. Easily. I wouldn't want my dog near this thing. Wow. Like where did he come from? He's a big dog.


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[Assistant] I cannot believe how big that alligator was in this neighborhood. You did not take a picture? You didn't try to tame it? That's the thing! I was looking at it, like, holy crap!


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[Assistant] And I'm like, wait, where's my phone? And I'm like, how do I get to the camera thing? And then I'm like, okay, here it is. And then by the time he's like turning, and I mean, I've got footage, but it's horrible.


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[Assistant] Here's another Far Cry comment from Blank Slate. I just thought it was kind of funny. I feel the beginning of yet another Neibs gaming series obsession. Thanks, I'm sorry, Dralis, but a docu-series with Neibs as the reporter and you as the long-suffering protagonist is kind of boner time for me.


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[Assistant] The anger is real. I hear it. You had me in stitches anyways. Love all of yous. Never stop being fabulous and keep the laughter coming.


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[Assistant] The silos is an ongoing thing, cause we're already like four, four episodes in as far as recording and working on them. And uh, you struggle with us. And he gets better, right? You're getting better and better.


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[Assistant] Let's see, I got one more Far Cry comment before I move on to my other videos. Sean Fairbanks, holy cow, I lost it when it took 20 rounds and a sidearm to shut that turkey down.


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[Assistant] Uh, the, the read says, this is GTA, the boat heist. Uh, how many times did y'all do this mission? You sound annoyed with it. That one, it was only twice, right? And that was just the first, the boat part. Yes. The actual yacht. Yeah. We went in so stupid the first time we died, but the second time we got it.


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[Assistant] I got one last comment. It's from the GTA Heist. Unamoo says, Neib's crew, every time I go to Best Buy where they are projecting the computers on a big screen, I would always go to your channel on YouTube and play any of your playlists and I would see people passing by and would watch it for a few minutes.


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[Assistant] It was a really cool action scene, but I don't really know what to expect as far as game. It went into gameplay there for a minute. Yes. Or at least they had the HUD on.


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[Assistant] I need to see more. I think we were kinda hoping for something more modern before they went back to World War II.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's where I kind of go, huh? I mean, they always kind of take some creative liberty, don't they? Yeah, yeah. They say things are more fun. It looks great.


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[Assistant] I just hope the tanks are more modern and... Oh, they will be.


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[Assistant] I would love to have like tanks, three seater tanks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you want to be in that, if you want to stay in the reality of that time, you don't want to see that. But some people like craziness. Oh, I'm fine with craziness. But I always thought, why not do emotes like they did in Star Wars? Like I would pay for emotes. Just dances and things like that.


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[Assistant] Well, what's in a mudslide? I don't know. So you don't know if it's a lot of work. Might just be Hershey's chocolate and vodka in a Tootsie Roll.


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[Assistant] After the next hoard? I don't want to blow up any of our buildings because I like them.


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[Assistant] Cause I wish there was more stuff on the map. More buildings, more city stuff. An amusement park. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm really curious to see, uh, the, the, uh, what do you call them? Procedural generated maps. Really curious to see how well those do.


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[Assistant] I can't wait to do more stuff now.


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[Assistant] Keep it in your purr. You're busy making the manmosa thing, probably. Right, okay. Movin' on.


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[Assistant] Are you gonna forget to put the subscriptions in there? What do you mean? You forget to do things a lot. What subscriptions? Wow. The link. I'm sorry, the link. No, I don't do that.


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[Assistant] And I think we should respond to that like it was interesting.


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[Assistant] There you go. At lunch we were talking about this and we were like, I wish they would have went just full steampunk. Just not even a real war. Just steampunk battles.


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[Assistant] Everyone would be like, oh yea, that guy. Yeah, it's like whenever they're trying to get you to try something. Like here, you want to try these chicken nuggets? Yeah. He had the karaoke machine that was for sale right there, singing, middle of Costco.


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[Assistant] There's a guy at my gym, I find this funny, he wears headphones when he works out, but he looks like he'd be the CEO of a company. Because he's wearing a suit.


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[Assistant] I used to sing when I rode my motorcycle because you got a helmet on, motorcycle and the wind.


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[Assistant] You grab the drink, you grab the game, the game comes with a drink. Yeah. Good to go. That's great.


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[Assistant] We should do another, uh, cause we should do just a lot of like little one-off silly ideas. Where we just get the mics up, we didn't probably come up with something. Little one, two minute something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, especially when you're trying to do like, with Duralis, we were shooting for like 7 minute long videos, and they have fighting and all kinds of other crazy stuff in it, and it's like, man, what are we gonna do this week?


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[Assistant] We didn't plan on their arms moving when we started the series. We're just gonna show their faces talking.


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[Assistant] It was the best situation for meeting people. We were at the booth almost the entire time and then we had some activities outside. It was great.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we had groups that came together. Yep. People that met each other either in the comments or on our streams and they all got together and coordinated this, this group travel. It's awesome. To Austin and they were, they were there. So amazing.


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[Assistant] How did we? I like the audience and it just felt really good. Oh, the big? Let's bookend it.


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[Assistant] We can't actually guarantee that, but TheBlackTux.com lets you rent awesome suits and tuxedos in all styles online.


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[Assistant] So with the black tux, you could take your style to the next level. You're going to look great. They got awesome options and with free home try on.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Black Tux. Ladies can rent tux.


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[Assistant] No, you're a bad representation of the, of the mountain people that, that you were, cause you know, you just really, come on. I thought I was the best stand offer. No, no, you are not.


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[Assistant] Where'd Duluth come from? I don't know, I was thinking of like, uh, traveling shows.


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[Assistant] Because if it's free, a lot of like really just mad people are just doing it and killing the fish over and over and over again.


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[Assistant] Right, so they're saying that that's like editor captured footage.


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[Assistant] The skull and bones, that looks fun. All three of those games look fun. But that, particularly, that looks pretty awesome. I think so too. And I would not mind staying on the ship, as I'd be good. I'd focus on one quadra.


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[Assistant] It's kinda like just a different style, isn't it? It's more like arcade-y. Because you've still got that effect, but you've got that, cause that's what it used to be like.


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[Assistant] Ryno says, around the horn is a nautical term referring to sailing around Cape Horn in South Africa.


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[Assistant] No, I know, but I'm just saying that was the origin. That's the origin. So that's a good, from what it seems like at least, you know, facts, right?


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[Assistant] Restonia Heiselt says Adahop for president. There you go. Where is Adahop today?


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[Assistant] I know I touched on this earlier, but, uh, Carp Cervisium Gaming says, Hey Simon, if you end up quitting Neves, I think you would find a great new home with our channel.


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[Assistant] None of us have any idea of what we're doing, so it would be a good fit. We aren't monetized yet, so we can't pay you, but we are located in Philly, so there is no shortage of great sandwiches. I hope that if the Alejandro Simon swap does happen, you would consider our offer.


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[Assistant] And I went to their channel. They are new. They got like 42 subs. They're good. They're just friends that.


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[Assistant] Play with each other and they cut it together and it, it's fun. I would say add music.


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[Assistant] And add me in six months. If you can just pay me in sandwiches. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not going anywhere. Trust me. I know I, this is a once in a lifetime thing. I'm lucky to be here.


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[Assistant] Just, I'm not, I'm just saying, just cause it looks that good. It's not that old. Uh, Dying Light 2 would be great, but yeah, that's probably gonna be late.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll do mine. Okay. Oh, hey, hey, before we do yours, let's talk about Dollar Shave Club. That's right. Hey, we're actually we during the last spot.


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[Assistant] But hey, listen, butt wipes. I didn't try it. I didn't try it. Did you try it? Yes. How'd it go? Very nice. Okay. I don't know how else to describe it. Talk us through it. Did you video it? It did its job well. Anyway.


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[Assistant] They have shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, hair gel and my favorite butt wipes and all Dollar Shave Club products are made with top shelf ingredients that won't break your budget.


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[Assistant] Plus shipping is free with your membership. And now, for just five bucks, you can get their daily essentials starter kit.


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[Assistant] It comes with body cleanser, one white Charlies, the shave butter that Absro loves so much, and their best razor, the six blade executive. Keep the blades coming for a few bucks more a month and add in shampoo, toothpaste, or anything else you need. So check it all out at dollarshaveclub.com slash Neebs.


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[Assistant] That's dollarshaveclub.com slash Neebs. Thank you, Dollar Shave Club.


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[Assistant] Alright, so you gotta get this long grass. It's not easy to get long grass. That's no beard, that's grass.


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[Assistant] Cause he, uh, didn't lead me to believe that day that he knew what was going on. Actually, I think he said quite the contrary. He was acting. He was trying to figure it out.


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[Assistant] Maybe. Oh, so he lied. Maybe he didn't know and figured it out after you asked him that. No, because I heard what he said on a comment on the social medias. Oh, you spied on him. No, I happened to see something on the Twitter, I believe.


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[Assistant] Acting? No, no, no. It was after the fact. Then I don't know. The joke had already been over. Oh, he didn't want to hear.


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[Assistant] And it was a good ending point in that episode. So it was like, okay, it's going to happen.


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[Assistant] Oh see, so you might still be right. I'm on their side. I said dog. Oh good for you.


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[Assistant] That's what we do, Olivier, Olivier. We will learn also, that's a very important life lesson. We learn from failure.


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[Assistant] That looks amazing and very different. It's not enclosed, you can breathe.


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[Assistant] Don't you? And when you pop things, you can't stop your mouth, and then they collect


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we're, yeah, but it's fun. It's a lot better than seven days. Seven days is wonky wonk.


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[Assistant] Listen, I wanna, uh, if we start playing more Sea of Thieves, I wanna write a shanty for each episode.


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[Assistant] Meowth. Meowth. Oh wait, that was the mean cat, right? Meowth.


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[Assistant] There was a mean cat, there was two redhead twins, I think.


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[Assistant] Do they always get bigger? It gets insane in the Dragon Ball Z show. Do they ever get smaller? Uh, yeaah, uhm. This is actually, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was like one of the biggest bad guys in the universe. His name was Frieza. And he had like four different fucking forms. And his second and third form, he got even bigger. And then his final form, he was just a little small guy.


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[Assistant] Hey! Hey! So that's everybody? Nope. Simon still hasn't seen. I'm not gonna watch it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, sometimes, yeah, we have a couple conversations going on at once, which is fun.


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[Assistant] I'll start. All my comments are from the GTA video I did. This is a comment from Kyle Jackson that says, I love how there's a running gag in this series, uh, how no one can remember what any of the buttons do. And it's not, it's not on purpose, I don't think. It's not a running gag.


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[Assistant] I need to do that myself. Yeah, do it. You can do that yourself. Of course, yes. So all you need is like cover and parachute. As long as you know those.


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[Assistant] And I was like, oh, this is an interesting setup. I can't wait to see the rest of this movie.


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[Assistant] Pin 3? The comment says Neebs, Jacksepticeye recognized your voices in Subnautica and even pointed out that's the guys from Battlefield Friends, and yes. That's awesome. That was fun. Yeah, that was cool. Mr. Septiceye recognized us in Subnautica. Be cool if he said those are the guys from Neebs.


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[Assistant] But yea, no, it was uh, it was flattering that Mr. Scepticeye recognized our voices. Yea, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] I feel like he got, he was kind of in the same boat as PewDiePie, like the gaming channels hit the scene and he was just very energetic and just was in the right place, right time for the search algorithm and just blew the fuck up.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's a, I mean, that's, I guess a guttural reaction. It's like, you're just like, ah, you fuck, but uh.


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[Assistant] That says, when I think about the, uh, amount of progress that has been made from Battlefield Friends to Nibsalvania to Conquesting Kittens with Simon's terrible voice to this GTA video that looks better than the new Star Wars, it brings real tears to my eyes.


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[Assistant] Thank you guys for all the hard work. It really makes my day when I can get on YouTube and watch a masterpiece.


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[Assistant] P.S. How do I donate to this glorious cause again?


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[Assistant] That's kind of fun to think about, yea, like a thousand years from now someone finds a video of ours, a cartoon.


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[Assistant] That should, that'd be better. Yea, it's much more, uh, it's a little softer. I know. Pleasing on the ears. It'd be a lot better, yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just like doing weird stuff and making it stick.


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[Assistant] There you go, right? Yea. You can find love online.


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[Assistant] There is a, yea, there is a mod called Extended War Drums. There's a default kit, there's a rock kit, and there's a war drums kit. I like that. That's cool. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's been updated. Oh, there goes the leaf blower.


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[Assistant] Uh, now however, the last time this mod was updated was October 24th, 2015. Okay, interesting. So it may not be supported anymore.


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[Assistant] Let's see, here's an article, why people are freaking out about wood pulp and parmesan cheese.


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[Assistant] I don't know if Snopes, is that just political? This may be too stupid for Snopes.


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[Assistant] What's true? The percentage of total of the ingredient cellulose in some cheeses attracted the attention and ire of the FDA. What's false? Cheese is made from actual wood, wood pulp or anything people would recognize as wood related in its raw state.


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[Assistant] Let's do Simon. Alright. Okay, let's do it. I'm rolling on Shadowplay. I'll do a sync for you real quick. I wish you hadn't synced.


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[Assistant] So question number one, has your character really existed?


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[Assistant] That's a trick. Does your character have white skin? Yes. Does your character play GTA 5?


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[Assistant] Oh boy, here it is. It's going for the kill. Uh, is your character your pet? No. No. Uh, does your character work with computers? Yes. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We're on to question number fifteen, uh, does your character love the ocean?


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[Assistant] Like when it went down the GTA path, that's when I was thinking maybe you'll get it.


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[Assistant] Maybe it's so good. No, no, it's just, uh, it's interesting because we play Ark. But, thick. Look up on that monitor over there. Look up PIXARK. I wanna get you guys take on this. PIXARK. Yeah, watch the trailer of this.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's being made by Snail Games, but it's also being, uh, produced with Avalanche.


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[Assistant] That's pretty. Yeaah, that's like a heavily involved game. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Things that you were rattling off before we started.


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[Assistant] Somebody in their talons, it'll be able to carry somebody in its beak.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, they're really like, well like the feathers on like the griffin look great. Yeah, you know, they're a little bit more billowy. Right. So they're probably gonna add in that same sort of billow to the, uh, to the Argentavis.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're really updating the Kangaroo. Yeah, Kangaroo does look goofy right now, doesn't it? Yep.


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[Assistant] And you don't know when. So yeah, no, it's just like, hey guys, here's what we're working on. They're changing the Bigfoot. We lost our Bigfoot. It had that big goofy face. It doesn't have the goofy face anymore. And the T-Rex as well.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like the teeth on the new one though. Big, mean looking teeth.


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[Assistant] A real one was. He did? Why you, why you, why me? Why?


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[Assistant] No it's not. Women eat pumpkins. That's sexist. Except for pumpkin pie. What about the seeds?


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[Assistant] Again, I love that women eat pumpkins and butternut squash and the occasional man.


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[Assistant] I bet he likes it slightly less. I love pumpkin pie. That's, that's like the one- I don't know why you're still on this. That's the one food that crosses borders. I like pumpkin beer.


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[Assistant] Who's the guy that was in Ace Ventura? Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey.


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[Assistant] But Derralis is the only person that has experienced that from the Parasaur, so I don't know.


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[Assistant] I saw that, yeaah, I saw that. But I didn't see some wave like come flying across the land.


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[Assistant] He's fun. Oh, he's great. Great streamer too. Uh, first time, on the first video, where Abstro and Simon weren't there, he was going through a storm. That's right, he kept cutting it out. In his hometown. Oh really? Yeah, and his power went out like three times while we were recording.


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[Assistant] CBD is like a chemical, uh, bi-product.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's not, uh, illegal in our state or cheap. Right.


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[Assistant] But we never would have attacked a level 16 giga. Yea. How did we know it was that crazy? We knew it was, we knew it was going to change, but that's an insane amount of change.


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[Assistant] Level 1. A level 200 versus level 1, the level 1 would have won.


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[Assistant] But some of the shooting was even cut out because our videos are cut down a little bit so they're not boring. But we shot the level 16 quite a bit before attacking it.


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[Assistant] You're better. Hey, we should do one of those videos where you react to your gameplay five years ago.


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[Assistant] But if you took your mouse and you went level with the horizon and just started scanning,


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[Assistant] We knew better. We knew better. But listen, you just met way far of that day. We knew Cooter for a long time. Oh, is that? Wow. Of course. Of course.


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[Assistant] This is why you act like we didn't prepare. No no, we prepared. We brought ascendant rifles to the fight.


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[Assistant] And weakened this thing beforehand. That's true, but they did say no matter what. Yea, but if you take a Giga from 100 to like 20 and then they fight, maybe it's got a chance.


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[Assistant] But that was the plan. Go in, weaken him with the rifles, Giga Montoya comes in for the kill.


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[Assistant] Now, when it comes to video, you have to say something a bunch of times. Do you? Yea.


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[Assistant] Man, I tell you what. It was bad. I didn't even see the video yet. As soon as I switched to Dorales' computer, I couldn't be stopped.


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[Assistant] It was one click knockout, everybody I touched. Really? Yea.


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[Assistant] But listen, that was funny. When I was watching that video and Simon's like, was it the blue one? Cause to me when I was watching the video it was obvious. You got the head, there's an arrow, the same color as the goal you're supposed to put the head in. And even I was screaming at me watching the video, THE BLUE ONE! THE BLUE, THE BLUE ONE!


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[Assistant] That video only showed about 20% of the gameplay we did. Yeah. Cause we had another, uh, 80% of videos of just...


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[Assistant] Listen, I just knew something was awry, and I was like, I gotta get the bomb of this. It was your gameplay. Yeah. What, how, did I just switch computers? Who was hosting? Who was hosting? I don't know. Me! Alright, so yeah, maybe, maybe.


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[Assistant] That's fine. I can take it. I know you can.


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[Assistant] And the person's name is Mr. Nads, Nadsman, I think. Here's what they said. Disassemble, bike, frame, dig up, done. What's that mean? So, Simon loves driving bikes in the rivers. Oh yeaah. I think he's done it.


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[Assistant] You've driven into a spike pit once. I think you've driven into a river twice. Uh, maybe. I think three altogether. So three times you've driven a bike into something. I did the last bike drive into something.


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[Assistant] So, if I'm reading what he's saying right, maybe if you get a shovel and dig out the ground underneath it, maybe it'll be loose and you can grab it. Yeah, we'll try it. Worth a shot. Yeah, worth a shot. Let's try it.


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[Assistant] So thanks for that comment. Worth a shovel. Next comment is from Lady Irish, and she wants to know, how many times did they actually die making that bridge?


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[Assistant] And did someone drive a bike into something?


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[Assistant] I played probably a dozen rounds. I had a few rounds where I did pretty good. I had fun. To me, it's not much different than any other Battlefield game. There's a couple different features.


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[Assistant] Toggle through your different squad mates. And then for me, I played medic class mostly.


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[Assistant] I was just looking out a window. I don't know if my gun was broke or if it didn't have one.


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[Assistant] I was looking out the side of a vehicle and I couldn't shoot anything. I had a reticle, but it could have been one of those, cause I didn't, I wasn't in a vehicle enough to understand it, but it could have been one of those things where your vehicles damaged on that side and it just didn't work.


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[Assistant] Next comment is from Thriving Kermit. Thriving what? Kermit, like Kermit the Frog. Okay. Neebs, are you gonna do a part two of Wrath? Because I really enjoyed that.


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[Assistant] And my answer is yes because I play the game a little more and I love it. Everybody around me is like, yeah, I guess, I don't know. I like it. I love it. You were like, you want to cut it? I was like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we're in, yeaah, we're past half that.


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[Assistant] Okay. And once you start building, like you can build and paint and do all that stuff, it's cool.


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[Assistant] Game is grunt. I sent the email right there. Thank you. I have one more comment. Sure. And it's from Hentai Haven.


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[Assistant] If I'm on recording days, no, because we're recording.


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[Assistant] Florsen Bower replied to Hentai Haven saying, uh,


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[Assistant] Actually, uh, Thriving Kermit commented asking if they were gonna do another raft video, and Niebs replied with, I want to, gotta talk the guys into it.


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[Assistant] Cause y'all weren't very excited like I was. I put to be continued at the end of the day. It was gonna happen. Isn't that crazy? Cause I just brought up a comment from Thriving Comet. I know you did. How weird is that? It's the weirdest thing.


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[Assistant] And then I replied to Florsen Bauer and I said, I saw him respond to Florsen Bauer who responded to Hentai Haven. Wow. Very nice.


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[Assistant] That was good. Clever how you worked that in. Weaving. This is almost like some sort of like, like, Doctor Who paradox thing. What does it mean? It's like memento. What? Yea, or inception.


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[Assistant] This is like whenever the Avengers after they had that civil war.


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[Assistant] No, it's impressive, but, like, even if you built a shooting range that worked, and then just brought a couple people in, all of a sudden, things get weird. There's more physics to deal with. Yeah, right.


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[Assistant] There's supposed to be all the good things in it, like, beyond good. All the nutrients.


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[Assistant] You know? It's all I got. Alright, so anyway.


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[Assistant] But it could be this, like, uh, Jesus shows up and is like, okay, everyone, Old Navy over here. People wearing H&M over here. Yeah, no, I'm going out there. Of course he wouldn't. That's what I think is funny to picture.


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[Assistant] Anyway. So there's your Rapture 101. There's fruit in there. You learned nothing. You're welcome.


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[Assistant] I like that at least they gave you the, when did you get the code? Yesterday. So, at least they give you like a week, like when we deal with uhm.


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[Assistant] Like EA, uh, capture events or whatever. Like, okay, your video can come out tomorrow, but the game comes out the following day. You're like, oh. Yea, you have no time to really...


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[Assistant] There's a lot of twists and turns coming, well, under yous, I mean, come on, pizza guy, come on.


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[Assistant] It's coming soon! Chill on my Human Fall Flat that came out Tuesday, the water one. I think two out of three comments in the comment section were Subnautica related.


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[Assistant] I was annoyed by it. It annoyed me. It pissed me off. I'm like, let's focus on the video here. And how bad this Row Row Row Your Boat song is.


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[Assistant] I mean, a lot of it, obviously it was delicious for the reason it's homegrown, but some of it's probably you telling yourself that it's that much better.


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[Assistant] Would you say the equivalent of that tomato versus a store bought tomato is like, like when your mom brought those eggs. Like having a farm fresh egg, like right from the chickens.


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[Assistant] I do too. That's about as big as I'd want to go. Unless it's in a saucer.


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[Assistant] I forgot the date. I don't think. I'm really surprised that that hasn't, like, kinda been done like that before. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like finding a toy if you found like a little Hot Wheels car and use that to your advantage. Like whatever you find out there, you know?


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[Assistant] Except for the balloon. But maybe you get there. Like, I could imagine, it'd be kinda neat if one of the, uh, areas you can get to, all of a sudden you're like, right on the edge of a town.


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[Assistant] Like a real human person sized town. That'd be kinda neat, cause that would change the game significantly.


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[Assistant] We should do an early access game that we make and start the early access now, but there's absolutely nothing. Yea, for a decade.


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[Assistant] When you said the lights go out, I was picturing right away, then you have to pay $5 for the lights to go back on.


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[Assistant] Alright. So. I had an idea, uhm, just to further the film. Whatcha got? Whatcha got? What?


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[Assistant] But uh, I know you've got the comment, but uh, when you were talking about like that game, and uhm, having ideas for a game, I had a, I had an idea for uh, seven days to die. Kinda wanna hit em up with.


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[Assistant] Cause you know, the hordes and stuff progressively get harder and you start seeing, you know, new zombies as you play longer and stuff like that. And I've watched a couple videos of people dealing with horde knights like way down the road, you know, to see how chaotic it gets and what's thrown their way.


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[Assistant] But I thought a, a fun thing that they could throw in there would be kinda neat, cause they already, some of them kinda look like monsters eventually, you know? The frail ones, like,


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[Assistant] Demon looking. I thought a cool one that would be fun down the road would be an entity that could just appear anywhere even if it's in your base. Oh god. Like that would be so fucking scary. If it's easy to kill. Yeah. Yeah, but like imagine turning around and it's just like right there and like that'd be freaky as shit.


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[Assistant] I know, but they're not all zombies, like the game goes the kind of the monster route, like that behemoth, that's not a human.


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[Assistant] And she wrote, she said supper?


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[Assistant] He might just be slipping away to drop a deuce and then watching a full video from time to time.


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[Assistant] No tomatoes, no more tomatoes, let's move on. Simon. Simon. What? I was gonna do the last comment, so I think it's your go.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to read the comment, but it's just something I wanted to address. There was a comment on, I believe it was uh, human fall flat. These are all human fall flat. This is from the second castle one.


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[Assistant] And it was from a person that was going through a hard time kind of thing and sounded way down. And man, if the community didn't just overload positivity underneath that comment.


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[Assistant] Like it was a thing of magic for sure. It was like just a bunch of love thrown on by everyone. It was pretty amazing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, okay, this is from uh, Chase Buckets.


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[Assistant] And there was a lot of comments like this on, uh, on the castle one. Buckets is a great last name. It is. Buckets is a nice last name. Ha, I missed a Buckets. Uhm, you guys did this castle map so wrong. O-M-L-Ha-Ha.


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[Assistant] And that's just it, like, we finished the level, so there's no wrong, but yea, if we missed some stuff, that was neat, okay, but we finished the level. And yea, it's just how we work, like, in the water one, you were so fucking determined to go that route, and it worked.


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[Assistant] And this, uh, Aiden S says, um, same thing. How the hell do you guys keep finding all these secrets? I'm genuinely impressed at how much this game you guys have skipped.


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[Assistant] This is a kind of same topic here in one of the two videos. Might be the water one now, but uhm, this is from, I just, it's a little longer, but,


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[Assistant] This is from, let me take a drink of, uh, sparkling water real quick. Mmm. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They fucked up enough that they developed weird skills like making human chain ladders or crawling sideways to try to save each other. So their lack of skill at the game early on caused them to develop skills.


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[Assistant] The devs foresaw stuff like individuals trying to climb up walls but not human chain ladders or using the same physics that allows swinging on ropes and chains to crawl sideways across walls. These guys like exploring and the game's wonky physics engine allows them to break the intended level design using skills that they developed that most people wouldn't bother with.


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[Assistant] Patrick Buckley, this is probably from the water one, is the music in the background creeping anyone else out?


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[Assistant] I got 28 likes. Uhm, first comment back, uh, burrito boy says yes. And then I love the last comment underneath that I saw. Shadow Knight says, not me, I like it.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, okay, and the final one is a conflicting comment. You just did a conflicting comment. I know. But that was with, these are separate comments. That was a reply.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Rain Rush says, whoever did the music needs to never edit a video again.


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[Assistant] And the rest of the video is, you know, solid. I don't really understand that logic. I thought your one before was better.


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[Assistant] Neibs started that. So go ahead and talk to Neibs. Did I not do any body hits? I don't remember. I didn't watch it.


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[Assistant] Or maybe he should be a curator and go ahead and slip his stuff like oh.


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[Assistant] Pro's pretty elite. And then what? God. Ultimate. Ultimate. Ultimate elite pro. Diamond. Diamond.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you read. It was uhm, ah god I wish I had the deets for ya.


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[Assistant] Well, no, there was a particular site, this was like, I've never seen it, but I read it, uhm, like I know that, uh, some of the regular, just regular porn sites, they'll have a little VR section, but this was like a specific site.


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[Assistant] Because of what was involved with my VR


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[Assistant] And it'd be nice if it came with something like Fallout. Like something of substance. Oh god, I don't want to do Fallout, it'll be hard.


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[Assistant] Probably. Yeah. You're boring as shit. Oh, it's so comforting. I like NPR. I do too. I like it a lot. What do you mean? Sometimes, well no, sometimes, sometimes they put shit on there, I'm like, oh god, so, so boring. And I think it's not boring. I think it's informative. No, there is boring stuff. No, no, yeah. No, not one thing I've ever put on that was boring. You're like, okay. It's not.


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[Assistant] He needs to send us a sick pic, so we can prove it.


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[Assistant] I get the feeling that you're over it already? No, I want to play more.


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[Assistant] You know that there's certain people that just heard you say, that could just hear you say the flying the dragon thing, and they're like, oh god, and then they'll just switch up. Like the violin thing. Right, yea. Flying dragons is really boring.


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[Assistant] Really? Is he still making reviews over there? Yeah. Yeah, we've totally gone past him. Yeah. And he ignored our, our love.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's perfect. Great idea. Why haven't you done that? Well, we're gonna- Who, me? Just, why haven't you even thought about that?


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[Assistant] With all that cooter love. Cause I could give a fuck about cooter, personally. I'm happy that cooter's around to protect me, but I've got no bun. No tie. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Lowercase R shaped. I just don't want to be in an area where things can just come out of the blue and surprise, I mean that can happen anywhere, it's art. But if we get a wall set up with turrets, we're good.


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[Assistant] That was like, yeah, it was a local, was it in the, even the state?