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[Assistant] I didn't know about that Superman to put that more in. Like maybe he can't be strong at night. You know? He has to do it all during the day.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause the, cause the Superman really doesn't have weakness. You know, kryptonite. Yeah, but it's like, that's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, it's like kryptonite's not on, it's not around here, but they mention kryptonite, but they don't mention.


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[Assistant] He has a couple days of dark, like, I mean, so Superman can't go to Alaska for four months.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then next week I'm in Philly.


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[Assistant] Uh, Albany and Syracuse, maybe something else, but I think it's that. I want to say it's those. And then April 13, 14, special David and Phoenix, so if you want to come out to that.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, alright. We're all back. We love you. Hope you have a great week. And, uh, yeaah, see you next time.


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[Assistant] Nate Land is produced by Nate Land Productions and by me, Nate Bargetzi, and my wife Laura on the AudioBoom platform. Recording and editing for the show is done by Genovations Media. Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to catch us next week on the Nate Land Podcast.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the Nate land podcast is brought to you by electric e-bikes, rocket money, AG one and butcher box.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, uh, just kind of random thought, but can you, can y'all drive a stick shift?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have a Bronco that's a stick shift. And it was, uh, but I was, I was thinking about it cause it's like, you know, it's like people can't, uh, steal it.


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[Assistant] It's a car that can't get stolen really anymore cause there's no one can really drive it. You could figure it out, right?


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[Assistant] It's a pretty tough dude. I mean, I remember when I, yea, you go ask my mom and dad how easy it is to teach a kid to drive a stick shift. I remember we were learning at Temple Baptist Church in the parking lot.


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[Assistant] We'd go up there and, uh, I was where I learned to drive a stick shift and I mean, it's just, and like we, it's like.


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[Assistant] Well, I was like, I had to get out of the car. Like I can't even. Is it more fun to drive than an automatic? It's the best. Really? It's the best. I mean, when now you're driving it now differently because they don't really do them anymore. Back when I had it, it was like, I had, it was my everyday car. I mean, my first two cars were stick shifts and then Bronco.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then, but when you're in like traffic and you're going to, you know, it is, look, it's when you're driving.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's probably only stick shift for a round. Yeah. Yeah. Mix of horses and stick shift.


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[Assistant] Yeah, grind it to find it. I told this boy on a date.


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[Assistant] It's frustrating. I mean, it's our, my parents, I remember doing it and it was like, they just had to get out of the car. Like it's, it's just, he goes, just they switch and they go, I can't do this today. You have to, you can't have a short fuse.


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[Assistant] Cause you, I mean, cause it's just an exhausting thing to constantly and just get like, just constantly stopping. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it's a nice car. I mean, then you're getting into like gone in 60 seconds, professional, like.


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[Assistant] Are you trying to do it? Just a couple pops and then you're like, all right.


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[Assistant] It's, yeah, but it is a lost star. I mean, I guess there's no reason for them to even have sticks anymore.


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[Assistant] That with the stick shift, cause you would need both your hands to turn. You're pretty strong though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would figure it out too. I think I remember power steering really coming into a, like it was like,


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[Assistant] Oh, I got power steering. Like you would ask, like now you don't even ask if it has power steering.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So was the clutch on the right or the clutch, the pedals are the same? I think the pedals were the same. Oh.


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[Assistant] Harper given she's younger, like an iPad, just press record.


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[Assistant] Cause there, I tried to, I don't know if I did a joke about it, or if I tried to...


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[Assistant] Uh, that joke about, cause I think she had one video, I think you can then hear me and Larg get in an argument cause it just was running.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't even m- like- Is when she had her own YouTube channel. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh yeaah, yeaah. That was on a special. That was on a special. She didn't, she never had her own YouTube channel, but she thinks.


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[Assistant] Talk like she has her own YouTube channel, but it's just going, yeah, cause it just goes to our phones. It was just me and her mom were only subscribers. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, maybe I, I don't remember if I cut that, you know, it never even made it.


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[Assistant] But yeah, it's funny cause I mean she would just do it then and just kind of come and go. Now it's a little more editing and getting it exactly right.


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[Assistant] But she's editing, like she's, they do videos that cap chat or something.


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[Assistant] You know, when you read this stuff, like I mean, it's, it's fun to talk about, but.


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[Assistant] And that's why it's a good story. Always remember that. I hope that's, that's all I want. I try to remind myself that everywhere, you can't just go, this is what's going on right now. It's not going on right now. She doesn't live in reality. I'm sure she could be an advertising for her.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, I'm sure she probably, you know, some people pay her this money, but it's nobody.


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[Assistant] And uh, it'll never be anything that matters.


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[Assistant] I just think, cause sometimes we get, everybody gets worked up, you think the whole country is like this, and you gotta remind yourself, nobody's like this.


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[Assistant] Cause that, cause it's like that, it's like she's on Tik Tok. So she could.


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[Assistant] Gets to ask, like do this where she charges and maybe someone, yeah, maybe someone sends her money telling that thing, but there's just, but she's, she's got a regular job as I'd imagine. And she just says, no, I'm a professional baby-namer. And then you want to go, you probably have listened to that for a second. Then you go.


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[Assistant] But like, what do you do? You know, she's like, well, I work at a, you know. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Like you gotta get through it. And I'm really not trying to knock her, but it just can't be.


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[Assistant] You can't convince me that there's a market that's.


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[Assistant] I know, did she get the name first or, you know, that's a slippery slope. I was watching Curb Your Enthusiasm last night. You go, I got a good one. And you go, mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm


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[Assistant] Yeah, Mickey's a good name. Yeah, it's, I mean, I would imagine that's like, that's the hard part for him. Uh, Curb's not been, you know, it's on it's, it's like, yeah, it's, I watched some, it's just like, you kind of like, you know, you're just like, all right.


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[Assistant] Like in a weird way. It's just been so long. I mean, I worry about it sometimes in my stand up, like, cause it'll kind of blend together where I'm like, did I tell this story somewhere? And then you can't, and then you're, it all kind of goes together that you've got to kind of keep an eye on it to make sure you're not, you know, telling a story about


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[Assistant] Laura, that I'm like, wait, I told that story, you know, cause it is, it's very hard because when you're, as you're coming up this stuff, it's like the old hours got to just get out of your head so fast that you kind of forget it. And then you come consumed with the new one.


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[Assistant] So I could see that happening for real, uh, being aware of it, you know, and then curb, curb's just like, it's, I, I watched, uh,


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[Assistant] This is the last season. It's, it's, it's, it's over. Yeaah. It's just like kind of like, it's, you know, it's uh, I don't know, it's tough.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. That's cool. I met Richard Lewis once. Yeah. Uh, when I did, I think I've told her, no, I did Joe Walsh's birthday. Uh, he was at that. He was at it.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, doing, when you're doing it for a long time, it's gotta be hard to go in these green rooms and these, and you're just meeting a comic that's, I mean, 30 years younger than you. And you're just.


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[Assistant] What, uh, so what, yeaah, what, uh, I just started talking about what was...


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[Assistant] Alright, we're going to hit, we're going to hit, we're going to hit Chattanooga. And then as you take a four stopper flight.


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[Assistant] Huntington, where'd you go? Hudsonville, Michigan. Hudsonville, Michigan.


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[Assistant] He goes, part of the, part of the stops are the plane drives a little bit of the way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're upstairs, or I'm trying to think, it's been a long time since I've been there.


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[Assistant] I like this bit because it would be fun to do, you could do a show and everybody in the crowd will know this show is happening because. Cause I lost already. Cause you lost, or the green room, you know. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The opposite of what this podcast is about. As far as clean and dirty. But Jay's one of my best friends and longest friends. That he's wonderful.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really fun. We went and did it together. And it was, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was cool. You just get to break like a TV and break all this kind of stuff. Yeah. Oh, we didn't get a TV. I don't know if we had, I think we had a TV.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, glasses. Maybe we didn't have TV, maybe we had glasses.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, uh, yeah, I don't, I mean, yeah, someone that is like there weekly is like, you probably want to be like, let's, let's look into this. Let's check on that guy. Let's check on this guy.


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[Assistant] He's like, you don't have any spots this week. And he just, he just, then you're like, Hey, you all right? He goes, no, it's fine. He goes, someone else is going to get it. You're what? Hello? He hangs up. Hello? Uh, that was it for


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[Assistant] Zizblet. Zizblet. I like Zeissblatt. Yeah. Me too. Debbie. Deborah Zizblet. Zeissblatt.


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[Assistant] Nate's idea that Dusty completely agreed with for everyone to just move left to move the earth is impossible.


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[Assistant] Taking into consideration the weight of the earth plus gravitational pull, there is no way movement on earth could move the earth a centimeter away.


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[Assistant] They have a scale? Come on, Debbie. How much is the earth way?


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[Assistant] Tips to scale at 13,000 pounds. That doesn't even, that doesn't even put it in context. That number's so crazy. What keeps going though? There is no context. One trillion elephants would weigh 13, whatever. 13,000 pounds.


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[Assistant] And there are Earthways one billion times more than that. There you go.


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[Assistant] Shiv Ottoman. Scientists tend to start thinking up theories way ahead of their time because it could take decades before they find a solution. Doesn't mean they finalized on plans, use an umbrella to cover the sun. It's a theory that enables debates and conversations.


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[Assistant] They just throw it out there and then they go, all right, we'll go do the umbrella thing. Uh, what are y'all doing in that room? We're doing them arguing about umbrella.


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[Assistant] Uhm, do you wanna do that? Because I don't wanna go down that road.


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[Assistant] Andrew Truex, out of every podcast in the land, I identify with Aaron the most.


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[Assistant] Keep it up Aaron. Some of us here are here for Aaron Lamb. Yeah. I think where we relate the most is.


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[Assistant] Jason Feller. I'm one of those weirdos that cried at the solar eclipse when it came through Nashville.


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[Assistant] I remember, uh, I think we went and looked at Minnesota fat's grave site.


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[Assistant] My dad had his go over there. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Cause like he's buried here. He's buried next to Toll Grove in Hermitage.


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[Assistant] Old hickory and there, and so I think my dad heard about it. So we, I remember where he goes, we're going to go look at this. We're not even billiard fans, but it was someone famous. There you go. It's the same thing.


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[Assistant] Scott Thompson, a solar eclipse interrupted a battle in 585 BC between the median.


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[Assistant] Reva Wolf, Reva Wolf. You've got to Google May 19th, 1780, the dark day. It's very interesting. Love the podcast. Oh, I'd like to check that out.


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[Assistant] They said like a th- th- th- it could be a forest fire f- just a-


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[Assistant] You guys have a lot of good advice on in-flight apparel. What's your opinion on flying in shorts? I could be flying to the equator, but would still wear long pants because I can't stand for my bare legs to touch the legs of someone else next to me. I agree. I'm not even really into shorts.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm not like golfing. It can be like if you're outside, like, you know, some workout shorts. Like I, I, I don't mind shorts like that, but I'm not the most, if I'm going to be inside a lot, I won't wear shorts. I wear shorts on the play. Yeah. Wow. Do you? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's a good look. I think as a business, I think it's better to probably have everybody in pants. I could understand like, you know, the pesticide, like you could, you could do shorts, but you'd be like, we need at least a uniform. Yeah, khaki shorts. Like a UPS driver. You don't really think about him wearing those shorts because it's a uniform, but I wear shorts.


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[Assistant] To golf, I can wear them, you know, if we're doing an activity. But yeah, if I'm going to be inside, I don't, I like pants and fine. I mean, I don't know if I've ever even wore shorts. I don't think I have. I couldn't tell you how long.


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[Assistant] We'll find him. Yeah, those were just like, how much stuff does people care in? Yeah. You know?


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[Assistant] If you need cargo shorts, I think you gotta go, what are ya?


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[Assistant] I want to get to like travel with nothing like minimalistic. You see a guy on a plane like that every now and then just.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they could have, I mean, if you have a phone, you probably have, you could have a book. You could have everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm not a light traveler. I can't do it. I'd like to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. I'm not even, I just, you just seem to, it's just junk, man. It's all junk.


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[Assistant] I was looking at L. Meg Glover.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Meg Glover. Mel Glover is a great name. Mel Gibson.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Mel Glover is a great name. I hope there's a Mel in that family. Uh, Aaron said, Kristin Chinoweth from West Wing feels akin to someone saying Michael Jordan from Space Jam.


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[Assistant] Where it's like just all around. Liza Minnelli type, that kind of.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she could put on a show, like you could, you could lock her in a room with an audience and she would be able to do a show, which is such a


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I think if you wanna, if you wanna, uh, if you're trying to rap Kristin Chin with Up, it, it, it, it really narrows what she is. She also


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[Assistant] Like, it would almost be, the West Wing would be, oh, and also, she was an actor on the greatest TV show. Like, you would say it like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Dusty, I'm surprised you have never. Oh, Hope Waller. Hope Waller. What a name. Yeah, that's a good name too. Hope Waller. Uh.


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[Assistant] I bet you know when you, Hope Waller comes up, you know, probably when you're about to meet Hope Waller, you go.


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[Assistant] You hope waller? Like if you know, if you knew, hey, this town has a hope waller, I think you could go walk and go, I bet I could pick out hope waller.


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[Assistant] Dusty, I'm surprised you've never heard of acidophilus. With all your digestive issues, it is a really great probiotic. You should give it a try. My mom is all about natural remedies and acidophilus is one of the vitamins she takes often.


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[Assistant] Uh, acidophilus. Yeah. You don't have to drink the milk. We usually just take capsules of it. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we get, yeah, my, we were, we talked about, I was, uh, talking to my mom about it the other day, and yeah, we just always, that's just what we always bought. My dad, you know, golly, you know why we bought it? Very funny.


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[Assistant] This is just, you know, you know, I bought it. You know who their spokesperson was? Ernest T.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So they knew they, yeah, that's why we did it. Cause he was on, he advertised acid office milk. And so we were like, sign us up. He had some great commercials.


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[Assistant] Another guy that's just, you could throw that guy in the room and he'd give you an hour long show. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I need to go and watch shows with Harper. Cause they're, uh. Ernest goes to camp.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's probably how you watch it though. It's just like he's, it's self deprecating. It's funny. It's, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. It works. The whole family is buying it. We bought it. I mean, they still buy it. I think they, we, it's all we ever drink. Uh, Jonathan, uh, Eldridge, Eldridge, but just L then right to the D.


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[Assistant] That's a, I liked it. That's a family. Long time ago, they go, I ain't messing around. Minimalize. That's a good meet. Eldridge. I was reading the Dredge.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's very good. Yeah. Eldridge. It goes Eldridge. And I bet he goes, how do you spell that? You go, it's going to be spelled how your brain first says the spell, but I bet you spell it wrong. Cause everybody would spell it wrong. And I'd probably dumbly spell it like that. And he'd be like,


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[Assistant] Yeah. But I mean, you know, but I mean, if someone's drinking and having a big table, they don't always rush those people out. Right. But I guess, you know, I guess they're spending money. I don't know. Uh, Cindy, Aaron, consider donating your minivan. Some of these charities will come get your van for free.


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[Assistant] I'm sure you could find it online. Uh, Joy Nardini.


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[Assistant] Where do you guys fall on the daylight saving time debate? I live in California and currently live in Arizona and I can't decide if I like not changing my clocks. In the winter, I have the hardest time waking up in the morning because the sun doesn't come up until after 7 a.m.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think I like Daylight City. Like, I like it when we're about to spring forward, right? Yeah, so you do like Daylight City. Oh, so I do like Daylight City.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is crazy. Maybe that's why they don't, maybe that makes the most sense ever. I just needed to hear some of that. Yeah, I've never heard that argument before.


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[Assistant] You probably would have to get served in the sun. I don't think the sun comes up at 8am. I think you exist in a global economy.


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[Assistant] What's the latest the sun comes up? I just don't think it's 9am anywhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but so 719 is the latest. So if you didn't do the daylight savings, it'd be eight.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, the old way, let's say it'd be 8 PM, but the new way is, you know, the town.


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[Assistant] These people still do it. Cause if you don't set your alarm, I don't, do you have, do you set an alarm to wake up? Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Do you wake up with it? I think I can wake up on my, without an alarm, like Kramer. I mean, I would eventually, but. I think I, I'm, I mean, I don't do it that like, I know if I.


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[Assistant] Today, like I knew I needed to get up at like 9am and I'm out, I'm blown away because I'll always wake up and it'll be right when I needed to get up. Now, I think if I had to get up at 6, like something so crazy.


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[Assistant] I'd be interested, I don't know, I'd set my alarm for that. I set my alarm for that kind of stuff. But I mean, I don't set it. I mean, I'm just, my life is not the most morning type thing.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I don't, you know, there's really no need for it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the last step in the Bible is that they go, you want to do your last name? He goes, come on.


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[Assistant] There's always funny Ezekiel's, you're like, but I mean, there's a million of them back then. Probably so, yeaah. Don't put my last name.


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[Assistant] Three trillion. It's a lot. Wow. Well, that's so, I guess that counts part of the earth weight.


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[Assistant] But that would mean everything has to be pretty exact. I mean, wouldn't it be? That's on average.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm saying he's tired. He found a little shortcut and he goes, they go, let's just go count these trees. And he goes, but I bet if we.


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[Assistant] They were small sample size and then now he's sitting in the office.


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[Assistant] Did you ever, were you like, where, do you remember one time in your marriage, I'll go, where's this water coming from? There's always water on the counter here.


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[Assistant] But maybe you didn't give it a big enough pot to grow in. I mean, how can it, you know, maybe it's like, you didn't let me really get out there. I bet the person that gave it to you goes,


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[Assistant] You didn't read the part that go, well obviously take it out of this pot and then put it in.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I could, I mean, I definitely see the, uh, I could find myself.


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[Assistant] More and more getting into this kind of stuff. It's just a matter of the time.


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[Assistant] It's a matter of like, if I had the time. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to see like, I definitely, I like the idea of that. I like to have grown food, your own food and like eating, but you know, if you had, you know, grow food and learn how to sustain where you could be like, we can eat food. I, I, but I mean, it's a commitment. Like the people that can do this, it's not a, like you also have a job.


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[Assistant] To really do it. I mean, you have to, you have to learn a lot. It's a very, very, farmers, like I said, that's what they do. They don't also do this other stuff. Cause it's just an insane, you're constantly having to learn and how to do this.


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[Assistant] It's like staying on top of everything. You got to check it every day. Like if you have own land, even to manage the land, I mean, someone has to be there to like, you know, we were saying like someone, if you bought like a lot of acres.


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[Assistant] Tell you about a thousand acres. I mean, I don't know if you, you have to like.


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[Assistant] Like someone have an idea of what's going on in that land. It can't just be.


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[Assistant] Everybody knows that I'm always trying to eat healthier. I need meal preps to keep me on track. ButcherBox allows for me to order ahead and make quality meals. I like that I am always prepared with meat in the freezer. I'm not home enough to run a grocery store.


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[Assistant] So I love having what I need ready to go. I can cook it. It's easy. The value of ButcherBox compared to the grocery is almost, uh, is also much better. The grocery does not offer free protein for a whole year. Uh, and they do.


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[Assistant] I don't think you're going to make that, you know, if you're going to eat that, let me just go to KFC.


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[Assistant] If you have to, yeah, but if you are, so you're trying to like, you'd have breakfast, lunch, and dinner just out of your backyard. Well, I mean, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, then you got to deal with the animal, like when you go out there, you tell the deers to get away and. Yeah, you gotta be like, or maybe.


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[Assistant] It'd be a pretty wild 13 years. Yeah, it'd be interesting.


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[Assistant] Do we talk about, do you ever pay for that? I always think that. I like it. No one ever pays for it, but it is a really good. I like Wikipedia too. I'm never giving them a dime. But this is like, I like this better cause it's just like, you ask the question, it's like, come on, I'll talk to you for a second. But then for a guy to have this answer, you gotta think like, is he,


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[Assistant] Who has time to give this answer? Is it the guy? The main guy that knows? You know, like who's...


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[Assistant] I can't imagine you have time to also know that, well, it's a tough one.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You know how they do that? If I think, but this is like, if it's real wet, it's they hit it to.


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[Assistant] That's a great David Spade joke we talked about. He landed early, they couldn't find a gate.


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[Assistant] I gotta go out to LA today, so that doesn't matter. But I'm doing shows in, this week in Philadelphia.


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[Assistant] Nice. Uh, uh, then. With the Wawa Arena. What's it called? Uh, Wells Fargo. And then Syracuse and Albany this weekend. Uh, so come out and then, yeah, it'll be fun. Uh, I think after that, then we have spring break and then.


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[Assistant] Alright. My dad's doing a show in Lebanon. Yea, I'm gonna try to go. Yea, where, when, it's April, it's when I take my special.


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[Assistant] April 13th, so if you're in Nashville, Capitol Theater, if you want to go, if you ever want to go see my dad perform, uh, head on out there. I know a lot of people are going to that, so that'll be great. Yeah. Uh, all right. That's it. Uh, we love you. I hope you have a wonderful week. I hope everything's going great. I hope your son came up this morning at a reasonable time. Uh,


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[Assistant] And, uh, yeaah. Go plant something. Go plant something. Go be a part of the planting. Spring is here. Spring is here. Not yet. But yeaah. But it's close. By the time this comes out.


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[Assistant] It comes out regular, but you know, plant something. Uh, alright. We love you. Bye.


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[Assistant] Mention the Yellow Jackets by name. Send the Yellow Jackets to a watery grave.


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[Assistant] Because it used to be an in-conference rivalry years and years ago. Fun bit of history for you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Calvin Johnson, the four star recruit out of Tyrone, Georgia, 2004, 37th ranked wide receiver in the country.


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[Assistant] So he visited, took an official visit at Georgia and Georgia Tech.


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[Assistant] He did check it out. He did not go, never did an official visit. Yeah. Bummer. That's a lot of loss.


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[Assistant] Brought up by the DJ, they're eating lunch, it's noon, uh, pretty bad dude. How did the DJ bring you up? He goes, we got a, well, well, he


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[Assistant] Yeah, because it was like, you can see people be like.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? You see people in the crowd be like, they hired a guy that's not good. This stinks. And I have 25 more minutes left.


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[Assistant] I didn't want to turn spiteful. At one point there was one table in the front with two guys that were looking at me.


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[Assistant] And so I just kept mentioning, I'm killing with these two guys at one point.


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[Assistant] I thought about it. Just keep it. I don't want to come back and see everybody again. I sat with a table in the back waiting to go up and these guys sat down. They're like, you the comedian? I go, yeah. And they go,


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[Assistant] No people before the show, all after. Now that being said, I was in Chattanooga at the comedy catch. It was great. I met a lot of people, brought you some leaves.


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[Assistant] So I have stuff to give you guys. Those crowds were great. I want to say one quick story. So late show Friday at the comedy catch this table sitting in the front and they're the worst table.


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[Assistant] It's just what you don't want. It's a group of like four, four guys. They all work together. They're hammered.


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[Assistant] They don't know who I am. You know, they're just, let's just go in and see this. They made the whole show about them. They were awful. I, I hated their guts. Okay.


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[Assistant] I played with them enough that I think they might've had fun, but they were the worst, the worst.


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[Assistant] So it's like a whole thing we talk about at the next night, dude, they come back to the Saturday night late show. I was seen in the back of the room.


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[Assistant] And they walk in and were like, are you kidding me, dude? The other comics are like, that's the tape. Oh no. And you know, the, uh, the staff of the comic gets is great. They don't know who this tape. So they see them, they're right up near the front again. I was, you've gotta be kidding me, dude. And I want to say this. They were great. That second show.


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[Assistant] They weren't drunk. It was almost like they came back to apologize for the night before. They didn't laugh because they had already seen the show. They're sober now. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] But they sat right in the front and they were great.


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[Assistant] And I said, uh, I talked to him after. Yeah. I said, y'all were great. Thanks.


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[Assistant] It was just kind of a mutual understanding of we've now, the universe is in balance again.


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[Assistant] Uh, anyway, all the other shows are great. Knoxville is great. A lot of people came out. Uh, so thank you everybody. Great weekend.


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[Assistant] I hate to harp on just the two bad experiences I had.


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[Assistant] But there's no like, hey, there's a comedy show starting in 10 minutes of every bit.


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[Assistant] And it just dating and I care at all today, but I was also thinking, I can't wait to talk about this in the podcast in a couple hours. It's kind of what got me through it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, I want to say real quick before I forget, Danielle, the manager at the comedy catch listens to the podcast and, um, took objection to all your swim talk. She was a collegiate swimmer. She's trying to get a one-on-one competition with Dusty started. She was like, I would smoke him. So, well, I like, well, I mean, everybody.


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[Assistant] Let's hope so. White House Correspondents Dinner.


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[Assistant] Most of you critics can't stomach me, let alone stay in me.


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[Assistant] Right, you shut that town down. Yeah, tourism industry is over.


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[Assistant] Here's a question. Do a lot of people travel to look for the Loch Ness Monster?


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[Assistant] The comments were all like, I did, I took a lot of heat for people thinking, I said the sun's going to explode, so we need to go to Mars. And they go, well, don't you know Mars is in the same solar? I'm not saying we stay on Mars, but that's obviously the first step.


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[Assistant] Well, we gotta set up somewhere else.


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[Assistant] Well, we got to start somewhere. I'm just saying, if you want to leave the neighborhood, you got to get to the end of your driveway first, you know, and we're saying, let's not even bother with the driveway. And I'm going the whole day.


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[Assistant] Well, you gotta start. Well, you gotta start with somebody. I don't know. Yeaah. You gotta drive the car out there.


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[Assistant] NASA, uh, NASA space, I don't think, uh, the NOAA is trying to go to the moon.


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[Assistant] Their mission is to understand and predict changes in climate, weather, ocean and coast.


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[Assistant] Brought me this. This is Reed Jones brought me this. I don't know if you remember at the end of the episode, Lauren, uh, one of the producers here, uh, put a logo together for NOSO and he made the official


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[Assistant] Oh, look at that official ID badge. Yeah. For no. So what level four band clearance. So codes get you to this QR codes go to my website.


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[Assistant] He made that. Oh, that's awesome. I'm officially sanctioned.


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[Assistant] Yep. No, let me ask you this. What television show producer.


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[Assistant] Would be incentivized for there not to be a Loch Ness Monster. Why would they make up the opposite? It's better TV if they find it, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, like myth, basically mythological fish all over the world catches them.


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[Assistant] And he just stopped doing the show. Why? Cause he, I've caught everything.


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[Assistant] That's what he said. He's like, I've gotten everything I've ever wanted to catch.


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[Assistant] Alright, here's a quick list of things that came from space, camera phones, scratch resistant lenses, I mean you wear glasses.


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[Assistant] Wow. Foil blankets? Well there you go.


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[Assistant] Freeze dried food, smoke detectors, baby formula, artificial limbs. I mean, this list is crazy. A computer mouse.


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[Assistant] NASA developed an eight ounce, uh, ear thermometer.


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[Assistant] Which used infrared astronomy technology to measure the amount of energy emitted by the eardrum.


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[Assistant] It's a time lapse video following Messi around the field and he's just walking back and forth. But you would be running to keep that pace.


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[Assistant] I think that when the gunshots fired and you jump into the pool, everyone will go, that guy's not supposed to be here.


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[Assistant] You know, I get ambitious and I think I'm going to change my life and I sign up for something that doesn't happen.


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[Assistant] I never have to get on the phone with customer service. God, is there anything worse than having to call a customer service hotline and wait to talk to a human being?


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[Assistant] Oh, we did great scheme of things. We barely scratched the surface and we spent most of our time talking about the Loch Ness Monster.


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[Assistant] Hate me for this? I took a cryptozoology class in college.


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[Assistant] What? You took a crypto? I took an anthropology class in college that was about cryptozoologies. We talked all about this stuff.


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[Assistant] Well, you have to fulfill certain requirements, right? Like you have to do at Notre Dame, you had to do like a theology requirement or you have to do like an, uh, arts and letters, a science or something like that.


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[Assistant] And I can't remember what it was. I think this class counted as a science class or something, even though it was about pseudoscience.


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[Assistant] Falsified evidence and stuff like that. Yeah. For these types of things.


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[Assistant] Can I turn audio on in here? Is that okay? Just to hear it? I want to hear it for a second. Is it in the video, Brian?


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[Assistant] Yeah, the caption is, if this is a performance, the guy sitting down isn't playing the part very well.


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[Assistant] Red haired cannibalistic giants. Mummified remains of a man six feet, six inches tall were discovered.


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[Assistant] So in 1911, you find a six foot six.


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[Assistant] Red hair. They seem to point that out a bunch.


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[Assistant] And why is that scarier than- Well they all had red hair. Why is that scarier than if they all had brown hair?


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[Assistant] But don't you agree that if you're given two scenarios where a giant's running at you, it's a little more creepy if it has red hair.


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[Assistant] Much bigger than us even now. It's not like it's big.


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[Assistant] Relative to somebody from a thousand years ago. They're like, they're giants.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So, which is the accepted belief, by the way, that we evolved, that human beings evolved from a water, water. That's where we started. Came out of the water onto land. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, natural selection says that's the creature that's gonna breed more.


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[Assistant] Then the one that can eat more. I mean, it's, it's, you're competing for resource. It's going to breed more, right? And then.


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[Assistant] You don't think there's any, like, anomalies of people that can, uh, jump farther than other people, or people that are smarter than other people? We all have genetic differences.


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[Assistant] When I say a genetic mutation, I mean a genetic difference. That's, that's just a product of random.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, we're talking millions of years of chances.


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[Assistant] That's what millions of years of this. So it's going to play out over time. Now, you know, people whose arms are longer than other people's, right?


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[Assistant] Well, that's all, that's all it is. It's just that with a ton of different variables over a long period of time.


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[Assistant] And look, sometimes my initial reaction is to scoff at what I think is a dumb question. And then I go, well, I don't really know how to answer that. That happens a lot.


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[Assistant] Hanging out on the internet can have actual consequences in the real world. It's not just a one-time service. It's not like this is they go in and they do it. This is they're always working for you. They constantly monitor and crawl through the internet and remove that personal information.


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[Assistant] That's JoinDeleteMe.com slash Nate. Code Nate.


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[Assistant] Chupacabra literally means goat sucker in Spanish.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, it's a coyote with mange is what people are saying, but it looks, I understand if you ran into that at night time, you'd be like, oh my gosh, dude, that thing is terrifying.


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[Assistant] On the Wikipedia, it says that, uh, in Hispanic America, in Puerto Rico, it's generally described as a heavy creature, reptilian and alien-like, while in the Southwestern U.S., it's always depicted as more dog-like.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like they just relate to animals like that. You think you could do it?


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[Assistant] I was going to say, who gives birth to the woolly mammoth? I understand taking the DNA and cloning like a zygote. Maybe 3D print it.


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[Assistant] The Vakanti mouse was a laboratory mouse that had what looked like a human ear grown on its back. The ear was actually an ear-shaped cartilage structure grown by seeding cow cartilage cells into biodegradable ear-shaped mold and then implanted under the skin of the mouse. So an ear. They built an ear on its back.


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[Assistant] Did you ever dissect a pig or anything at the high school? Yeah, we did too. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's so disgusting. I remember doing the pig being like, this looks like a human being. Yeah. You know, just laid out its arms and legs and everything. We did owl pellets. Do you ever do that? I don't.


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[Assistant] When he arrived at the orphanage, he reportedly walked on all fours and ate raw meat.


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[Assistant] It was difficult for her to shed her dog-like tendencies, I bet.


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[Assistant] She got reunited with father in 2003. There's a documentary about this. I might watch this.


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[Assistant] Okay, so most experts agree that children generally have until five to learn to speak before the brain loses the capacity to develop language. So she must have picked up a little bit before.


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[Assistant] She was cast out with the dogs or else there's no way she'd be able to pick it up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just, I guess. I mean, this is, that doesn't look like a very reputable website.


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[Assistant] I'm saying back then it was older than those companies are now. Oh yea yea. Those companies that are like so ingrained in our life. Oh like Apple?


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[Assistant] This weekend, I'm in Tampa, Florida at SideSplitters comedy club.


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[Assistant] Love it down there. I'm down here all weekend, uh, Thursday, Friday or Friday, Saturday, Sunday. And then one more thing. I've had zanies.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey there, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm Nate Ragazzi, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay. All right. Uh, here we are.


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[Assistant] We're here. Welcome back everybody. Welcome back. Uh, uh, just to get it out of the way, I know, uh, our last podcast was shorter. We are going to go a little bit shorter. I know I did not realize this. I thought all podcasts were like, had to be like two hours long and it seems most of them are an hour or even less.


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[Assistant] And so I know some of you will be disappointed because you like the two hours. Some of you won't care. And some of you will be happy, but I, if we keep it around an hour, I'm not sure there's going to be any exact time, but, uh, roughly an hour.


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[Assistant] It'll be better for us. Everything's getting, you know, the schedule's being so busy and all that. I think it'll help us be able to record.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it just was, yeah, we're just not, there's no reason for it cause it's like, uh,


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[Assistant] Nashville, we get it, I used to say like once a year you get this kind of snow where it's awesome, it's fun, and then you just won't get another one, so.


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[Assistant] I remember we hung clothes growing up. We did too.


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[Assistant] I think you're supposed to tip him. I think we used to get tips sometimes.


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[Assistant] I'm just thinking if I remember if I got tipped, cause I used to put in one and you would install them.


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[Assistant] No, no, I was good. I never, I mean, I didn't tell him. I mean, I was like, I used to be able to change a door. I think I've talked about that before. I could change it, like, cause the doors got opened into each other. Yeah. And I could do it really fast.


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[Assistant] No, if it was, if it was noticeable that like, hey, this was, they should have it moved over, you would just.


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[Assistant] Well, this weekend, or this past week, we had, uh, Dusty had a, had a big special come out. Crazy. Seems very well received.


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[Assistant] Yeah. College is for sure. College is out. People have been permanently. Thanks. Just very like dusty gets to pick who's out.


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[Assistant] The county health departments makes you put green beans on there.


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[Assistant] He looks like he's came over to your house for that backdrop.


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[Assistant] I did. Yeah, he came down to, uh, uh, uh, well, he would have, y'all would have, did you


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was, uh, he's, I mean, I think he's popped up this seller like one time, and then he's just, they kind of itching to kind of get back out.


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[Assistant] And do some jokes and so we were texting and he was like, Hey, then we'll come down, you know, to the Prudential Center. I was like.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, dude. Uh, and then so, I mean, we just talked, he really, and then he murdered, like.


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[Assistant] They were very, obviously very fun to see. Right. They don't expect him to be up and they go nuts. Uh, but he, I mean, he, he just had, cause he had these jokes. He, he hasn't told them, hasn't tried them anywhere.


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[Assistant] There is a, uh, confidence you have to have to be able to go do that. And so he's, he's obviously talked in front of a lot of people. Uh, but yeah, he goes up and.


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[Assistant] I mean, we, we think, I don't remember what he did, like 10 minutes, 15 minutes, and uh, but just doing stand up, you know, he does a lot of music, brings a guitar, does impressions, no impressions, no guitar, and just came out, did some straight stand up.


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[Assistant] Uh, now, well, we had a guitar, uh,


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[Assistant] Soundcheck for him, cause he, first we thought he was going to, but I think he just wanted to get up there.


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[Assistant] And, uh, you know, so I'll see. I mean, I, you know, I, I, I like when stuff like that happens. It's, it's always weird because there's only so many people you could even have pop on. Right. Because if they can be clean. Jimmy, me. Yeah. Yeah. Who else? Aaron, Dusty's half, 50-50. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, uh, yeaah, it was, uh, it's awesome. I mean, these arenas, they're in the round, so it's...


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[Assistant] It's a new thing. It's definitely different. The good thing is, uh,


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[Assistant] The good thing is, is that you do, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, I think it's like a typical thing. You kind of watch the screen and you know, you glance down that we're trying to make it. The sound has been great. We've been making it.


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[Assistant] Extra, like so people can hear it everywhere. We got the screens. I made the screens bigger so everybody can see them. I think it's, you know, it's like, I say a live special taping. It's just, I like that. It's so many people.


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[Assistant] It had surgery, uh, on his hip, hockey throughout the years. Uh, so he, Graham had it this


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[Assistant] But Graham, he's pushed the surgery off so much and so he had to do it. And I mean, it looked like a weekend that was built for Graham. I mean, Graham, I bought Graham a Raptors jacket.


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[Assistant] Cause that felt bad. And then we got him a Raptors jacket. It looks cool. And then we, uh, I owe Graham a trip cause it was dude. I mean, so first night he would have just hung out with Fallon.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then the, what, we went to Redding and, uh, Poughkeepsie, which were both un, I mean, every show was unreal, but they were.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, they're better at it. Uh, Poughkeepsie was just back to a theater, which was interesting. Cause it was, we did two shows, but it was a few, just to do after doing the round for a few weeks and then go back to the theater. But that- Like a tiny old theater. Yeah. Tiny old, yeah. A secret show.


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[Assistant] But they were so good. And then, and then we go to the Scotiabank Arena where the Raptors and Toronto Maple Leafs play. They had the UFC fight there the night before. UFC fight this Saturday was at the Toronto Scotiabank Arena.


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[Assistant] And then so we're there Sunday and then that one was just, we get there and it's like, we get to go shoot on the practice Raptors practice court. And I mean, just the most.


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[Assistant] Fun. Graham could have played hockey somewhere. I saw we played hockey in ready. Uh, no. Uh, Poughkeepsie. Yeah. And in Poughkeepsie, uh, they had a hockey ring attached. So they let us go like, so Graham's a hockey player. Uh, so yeah, I forgot that too. It was, I mean, it was hilarious on how specific.


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[Assistant] Everything we did was for Graham. It looked like Graham designed this trip and then just said, I can't go.


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[Assistant] He can't get up. He has to have a chair in the shower. It couldn't be going. He's going through it all. And, uh, we made fun of it a lot to him. Uh.


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[Assistant] No, we didn't go too. But it was, yeah, it was just, it was, I mean, it was just so, like it just, everything they're asking that you're like, oh, Graham would've.


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[Assistant] And it was like, it just had to be done. And I think if you had moved it again, it would have been, you know, crazy and forever.


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[Assistant] Gary Veeder got out there. Gary Veeder is a really good hockey player. He's skated and just run around. He can shoot it up in the, you know, corners of the net and all that. It was good. Yeah. It was a fun.


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[Assistant] Good night. Did you riff that last part? Yeah. Uh.


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[Assistant] I was saying you could, you could say it's a loss, it's a loss of down and the team has to go back to the 20 maybe. Oh, interesting.


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[Assistant] The guy that phones in has to go home. Yea, yea. And then you have a camera that shows him getting in his car. Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it, that's the only reason I could, why I see the argument for it, is because I think you would have a problem with people just...


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[Assistant] Church reaching out all the time because then now there's no punishment, you know.


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[Assistant] I think so. Probably shower early. Probably nice to shower a little bit early.


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[Assistant] Couple of NASCAR drivers came, Joey Lugana and Brad Kalofsky came to the Charlotte show. You know them, right? Yeah. Oh, you don't?


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[Assistant] I know the name. I know the name. You don't know Joey Lagana? No, I've not. The number 22


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[Assistant] I think I agree with that. It's, it's a lot more corporate. They're athletes now. Like these dudes are, uh, in like in shape. It's, uh, analytics. It's, there's so much that stuff trying to be the best and you know, getting this and it like, yeah, but that takes the.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's something that's fun about, you know, you're like Richard Petty doesn't care about wrecking. So you know that that dude's a lunatic.


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[Assistant] Versus, you know, I guess, I can see what he's saying, but, uh.


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[Assistant] But I was asking them, cause I was like, do you ever, like when you have a wreck early in a race and you get to go home, like, are you ever like.


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[Assistant] All right. It's not that bad. You know, you just like, it's like getting home work. Cause I mean, they get on a plane, there'd be home before the races.


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[Assistant] Kind of, you get, I mean, gasping at the iPhone to that. I don't know. I can't really pinpoint you down into being, uh.


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[Assistant] I, uh, I thought it was, alright, I don't know, I was gonna say something about that.


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[Assistant] I think some of those you could be like, yeah, put me out of my misery.


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[Assistant] I feel like they should do that in sports because we all just, that's what all of us that watch sports wonder. I just want to know that they're not happy to go home because I think we think they're happy to go like in everything.


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[Assistant] You know, if someone's going to leave a game or, you know, sometimes you just think like, well, they weren't playing like regular season.


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[Assistant] Well, they don't care. Not fo- football race matters more, but NBA, baseball.


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[Assistant] That's, that's a good answer though. Versus, I think people don't answer like that. Yeaah. I think a lot of times comics don't answer like that.


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[Assistant] But that's a good, you know, where it is that you realize, well, it wasn't, it was until you started really.


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[Assistant] When I first started, I took a class, but then there's so many places you'd go do it every night. Yeah. And it was like the job, my day job was just to.


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[Assistant] Live to go do come and then New York is like, you're just doing it every night.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, so let's start these comments. Uh, sketch comedy comments. Uh, and yeah, we're just doing a kind of a ketchup episode here. Yeah, it's been three.


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[Assistant] Uh, sketch comedy comments, Raina Camps.


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[Assistant] Like famous person that ever, like I, you know, got to know and talk to, you know, took me to some unbelievable places. Uh, Alex Penn, Dave Chappelle not being mentioned in the sketch comedy episode is wild. He also could have been mentioned as a comedian who famously gets on stage and riffs for an hour. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, his sketch comedy is. It's a classic.


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[Assistant] Key and pill too. Do we mention key and pill? I don't know if we did. Yeaah. I don't know. Yeaah. Maybe we didn't at all. I think we were just talking about older. Like it was like kinda older. Right. There's so many.


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[Assistant] Uh, I can't believe no one mentioned The Bump It Show as a sketch comedy growing up. Bongo and Nate especially. That was the original SNL. Yeah, I mean, that's true. I mean, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, yeaah. We'll go to that one. Yeaah, I don't remember, uh, I remember watching the Muppets show, but yeaah, I don't, it's like I knew about it, but I don't know if it was, when was it? It was like late 70s, maybe


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[Assistant] Oh yes. I've seen so many comics do that. Yeah. Donna Worley.


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[Assistant] My daughter's a little younger than you, but they watched Amanda Bynes show too, so I caught some of it. I thought she was a brilliant young comedic talent and I feel sorry for how she took a turn.


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[Assistant] Hope she could get her comedy mojo back again someday. She was a, such a true spark in that laugh track world of kids TV.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, yeah, like when she got, when she went, that's like someone that you don't, cause I think Amanda's went kind of like crazy or something or, you know, just had a tough childhood. Yeah. And, uh,


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[Assistant] It was like, everybody was like watching it, but I was like, I didn't really know who she was. And it's like, so you're like, well, what is, I don't know why we're watching, you know, but then you're like, oh yeah, well, she's, uh, was your, you know, your hero. Uh, Sandra Nagayan. When? When? Sandra Nguyen.


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[Assistant] When? It's high. Don't put all those letters in there. She's got to get Nagai in all the time, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. Sandra Wynn.


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[Assistant] Uh, Dusty's wife Hannah starred on a sketch show called That's So Weird.


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[Assistant] It was a Canadian show but I looked it up on YouTube and recognized it right away. I did not have cable but my friends did.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I went to Bakersfield cause someone said, was Karate Kid filmed there? Or? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Ohio comments, Rebecca Peters as an Ohioan.


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[Assistant] This episode had me rolling. Maybe if you guys would have read some stuff at the Air Force Museum, you would have learned why the Wright brothers.


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[Assistant] I especially enjoy Nate Dusty bringing the harmony on Sloopy. Sloopy, hang on. Thanks for the laughs. OH.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Mel Ochen. Miguel Mel Ochen. Ocheon.


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[Assistant] Hearing Dusty bring up Bone Thugs in Harmony during your Ohio show is without a doubt the most incredible moment of your podcast to date. And I've been around since episode one. Wow. I was totally blown away by his knowledge of BTH. Bone Thugs in Harmony.


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[Assistant] I was also stunned that the Dayton Air Force Museum was brought up and Dusty didn't mention anything about hangar 18 and the Roswell crash.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, they live in a place you don't believe exists. Yeah, exactly. It's some truth to it. Uh, hang great team is what occurred following H UFO incident about the space shuttle. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I guess Tom Settison, I thought he was from England or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I always think I want to see people's, when they say they sleep little, like, you're always kind of like, I want to see it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause I don't know if I believe, like everybody's like, I sleep four hours a day, I feel great. You're like, I don't know if I believe that. Like I think there's...


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[Assistant] I just, I mean, I know there's like things where there are people that they say,


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[Assistant] I think Trump has a thing where he only sleeps four hours and...


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[Assistant] I mean, dude, it's crazy that crazy, uh, he died and he was alive 1930, like he died 1930, uh, or 31, uh, he was 84. But you know, like I saw something today.


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[Assistant] It was like Queen Elizabeth and Marilyn Monroe, when they met, they were the same age. Wow. So Queen Elizabeth just, this was, you know, obviously Marilyn Monroe was alive. Uh.


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[Assistant] So, but it's like, so Marilyn Monroe could have, would have still been alive. Like when JFK could still be, like all these people would still be, they would have, we would have seen them.


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[Assistant] There's people around. They're hanging around, man. I mean, I, I, I say it in my, I talk about the 1900s thing. I'm doing that on stage, but.


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[Assistant] It's like people from the 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, like.


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[Assistant] Even like my parents, like, or I would, you'd have met people from the 1800s. I'm sure I've met people from the 1800s.


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[Assistant] That makes sense. Uh, I feel like it's a Notre Dame with due to MTSU.


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[Assistant] Scandals and animals. Yeah. Uh, weather.


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[Assistant] Revisited comments to Marius Stevens.


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[Assistant] Easy big fella. If you could do that, it would be very funny to see the office.


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[Assistant] No mention of that, you do it, but you just go. That would be funny. You go out, you go, you guys want some apples?


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[Assistant] Kate the Great. So bummed to see you couldn't record, but that intro was great. Aaron Sledding is getting added to my favorite moments.


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[Assistant] My Wednesday's ruined now. What's worse than a rerun? This isn't Seinfeld. No one's watching these 20 years from now. Dang, damn.


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[Assistant] That's been a big thing because I think Zooms are not good.


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[Assistant] Like that's a, that's being like absurd, like to go, well, there's nowhere to, you're like, yeah, but we're going to walk out. Like just be a, be a cute normal person. That doesn't make sense. That's the stuff that.


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[Assistant] And I don't like to trash airlines, people get mad, but like that's his stuff. You can't do what you do.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's a, it's a, it all starts from the top. Yes. And everybody, you know, but yeah, they don't want to sit there either, but yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, uh, yeah, so a little bit shorter obviously, uh, so I hope, look, I hope you're not disappointed.


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[Assistant] Uh, I know this is the best. This is the best for me personally. Uh, I still want to give you all the best product we could give. Uh, and I didn't know that not every podcast was two hours. And uh, two hours is a lot.


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[Assistant] No, I, I, I think a lot, I did not realize it. A lot of people seem like they, it's a lot.


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[Assistant] You know, it's a, an hour is good, but I'm not saying that's why we're doing it, but it is, it fits where it just goes like we've kind of hit a point to be, you know, scheduling. It's just getting very hard. And, uh, so let's make it.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, an hour, which is now just in line with most other podcasts, I believe, you know.


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[Assistant] Alright, go see everybody, uh. Are you doing any shows, Nick? I am, I don't know. What are you gonna tell me? What are you gonna say?


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[Assistant] All right. Yeah, I do need everybody out. Spokane, uh, at Spokane Arena, Spokane, Washington, Portland at Modus Center, uh, Everett at the Angel of the Winds Arena.


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[Assistant] And Vancouver Rogers arena. Nice. Where the Grizzlies used to play. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Madison Omaha. Like, oh, we're out. We're running around. Uh.


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[Assistant] The shows have been super, super fun. And, uh, uh, we, I love it. We love it. Every comic on the show.


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[Assistant] Just, it's been, it's really, really, uh, uh, it's ins, you know, it's overwhelming. It's a very insane, every weekend is insane and you can't believe this many people are out. And, uh, you know, uh, I mean, I love it. I love comedy. Uh, so thank you for everybody that's come out.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Comedy's in a good spot. Uh, alright. Well, we love you and, uh, we'll see you next week. Uh, and that's it. Alright. Bye. Bye.


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[Assistant] Nate Land is produced by Nate Land Productions and by me, Nate Bargetzi, and my wife Laura on the AudioBoom platform.


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[Assistant] Do they? Yeah, they do. But the number one reason is not even that. It's, it's like,


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[Assistant] Food and chicken grease and our turkey grease has been put clogged down the garbage disposal. That's the number one reason plumbers are


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[Assistant] Yea, Cinderlob is, it is very special. It's a very...


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[Assistant] What I would say about my experience there is that I think this cast is very funny. This cast was, you know.


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[Assistant] Obviously when you go do, it's like anything. If you went to it, you would love it and you would, you would be like, this show is great and it's funny. And, and you know, when you, sometimes when you watch stuff on TV, you can be removed from it or the excitement that you once had, or maybe they've done too much political stuff in that, you know, like people got.


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[Assistant] You know, the host vibe is kind of going to be.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the Nate land podcast is brought to you by AG one, uh, better help game time and delete me.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. We got everybody back. Oh man. How bad it's been a long time.


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[Assistant] No, no, I, yeah, I understand that. All right, I'll let you finish, go ahead. Nate Bargetti, Brian Bates, Aaron Herbert, Dusty Slay. All right. Aaron, go ahead. It's good to be back.


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[Assistant] Those are big ones. Uh, well we're back. Seems like a good connection. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It is, there's almost, they tell you not to say it, but then I think they, they're kind of, they almost go, just say Melbourne.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's like the, we live in the Americas. Well, I think it would be our, we would need to be not called America, I guess. You would be.


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[Assistant] We would be, uh. Just the United States. The United States. Yeaah. United States. So I guess it is that. Cause then it is all just the Americas. And we have just taken over the word America. Yeaah. So actually we might have just solved our own problem here.


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[Assistant] We're all, we are together. I feel like it's a little more broken up.


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[Assistant] I would think yeaah, it's almost good man, you don't need drone people or...


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[Assistant] They're gonna, y'all are kind of a problem. Like you just, you do it and you're like, uh, here we go. And then you're just in the middle of a party and you're just looking at a video game screen.


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[Assistant] How high would the fence, like, why don't they just go a little bit higher? Why don't they go, Hey, the fence that has all the bodies on it, let's go up a little bit higher on that one. Just another foot.


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[Assistant] It's funny though that the answer they go, you can't domestic them. You're like, why not? You're like, they jump over the fences. You're like, well, there's gotta be a fence that can't get over. We're not, you know, you could go higher. I know it's, it's a lot of fence to build, but we could do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you go 10 feet, turn the fins inside out like he is and then boom.


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[Assistant] How would they use plastic light bulbs in hotels?


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[Assistant] I'd be curious to see if you could have got to light bulb quicker than you did. It took five hours. It did take a long.


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[Assistant] Yea. Name. He gave him $20 cash. American.


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[Assistant] And y'all went to a bunch of other places, you stayed in the same hotel or did you move?


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[Assistant] I want to play some of the game. Look at him. It's a big guy. Big.


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[Assistant] I could feel like you asked for, when they try to put you in a hotel, you're like, I'd like my door to be outside.


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[Assistant] I say I want to open the door, I want to get up in the morning and open the door. Like you would like a motel. Like are the, the, in theory.


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[Assistant] Yeah, second floor, I sometimes take the first floor, you're just, you're worried, you know, you're like, you're just, if you forget to unlock, lock something, like you're just there, you're out. But I do like the first floor. It's always, it is very nice when you're just like, stay in the first floor.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's like, you just be like, oh, 1982. Works out.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So it probably gets warm up at, I guess the equator. Yeaah. Like when you're right around there, it's like nice all year.


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[Assistant] And then you're kind of writing, we're, we're a little bit, we're close to the equator, closer than you think. Way closer than you think. Yeah. When you see it like out, you're like, oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, it'd be like Mexico and then you'd think South America would be like its own thing down there.


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[Assistant] But uh, yeaah, so I don't know if I've, I don't think I've ever been to South America.


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[Assistant] In my mind, you are the hero, though. Oh, thanks, dude. Yeah, I don't think that'd be pretty. What time is the tellgate?


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[Assistant] College kids? I would honestly think any college you could just drive at any time and just throw 50 every muffins at any of their faces and they'd be gone in two seconds.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause I mean, college kids, I always like when you, if you can, if you see some young and you're like, you want some food like cause cause they're like, oh yeah, I'll eat their eat at any time.


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[Assistant] Did you take them with you? That's the best age to feed because they will eat anything. Do they just go to waste or?


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[Assistant] So they, uh, I didn't really know they're like, they show you get off the plane. So they tell you like, you know, like I get off and then everybody else would get off after me. Uh.


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[Assistant] So in my head I thought the camera would be like right at the... So when I come out and I'm looking I'm like, well there's not even a camera.


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[Assistant] Where's the camera? That's what I thought. And so it takes me a second to find it. And then, uh, and then I found it and I'm like, oh, okay, that makes sense. And then, uh, yeah. So yeah, went down there, got up at, I went, I mean, we, our show night before ended at 1130 midnight.


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[Assistant] Texted a mutual, someone we know mutually. Kirk Herbstreet. Kirk Herbstreet. Like we have not met. I've not met Kirk Herbstreet, but we know a lot of the same people, so.


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[Assistant] And so I was like, uh, okay. And I'm at a four o'clock show in Chicago. That's insane. Uh, for the, and so I, they, they, we, you know, got up six or I mean, it's there, they, it's unreal. You fly down there. You.


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[Assistant] Get a police escort, uh, you go in there and you, you know, go in there, you do, do your picks and stuff. Uh, you know, I was a little nervous with


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[Assistant] College fans, cause college world fans can be just...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's obviously, uh, this, this pass.


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[Assistant] You know, I was like, at least put, put effort into it when I give these.


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[Assistant] Uh, I said, I made that up on, uh, on the fly. Yeah. Did you really? Yeah. Uh, no, maybe I made it. Trying to compliment your right.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, it was in the van on the way there. I came up with that. The one I came out on the spot was Oklahoma's the new Vanderbilt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a little heat on that one. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one that I came up like in the moment. It was just, I mean, look, you're going, uh, who's this clown?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's, it's, it's like that, that mindset of that person, you want to go, I get it, you want to go like, what do you think is, would you honestly,


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[Assistant] Think I'm just there and, you know, it's like, it's, it's really like in the line below her. It's great. He was joking. He's a Vanny fan. Uh.


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[Assistant] There's a great chance though that Vanny does get B-Bow clone and then I get to hear all that.


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[Assistant] It was, I just thought, I said it cause it was, uh, it was like, oh, this will be funny. I'm in.


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[Assistant] But then I was like, oh, you know what? And I just like, I'll just say this. And then I figured like, you know, I'm doing, you got an Alabama else shooting.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, but yeah, it was all, I had a joke for, we come out a joke for every.


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[Assistant] I was very happy to get that. That was the Vandy Auburn pick. I go Vandy. Cause they picked, they wouldn't have picked Vandy Auburn game, but I was there.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, I said, Vandy. And so I got, not so fast, my friend. And then, yeaah, it was very, yeaah, that was very cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I asked them to, uh, do that the night before. I was like, can you have my...


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[Assistant] It was like, that was like dumb and fun. Cause I mean, they, you know, it's like,


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[Assistant] It's one of those trying not to take serious where you want to go like, well, I got some real opinions about, you're like, who am I, dude? Would you want to hear my opinions?


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[Assistant] I don't even know if she would know who Colin Coward is. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] The fact that you knew Notre Dame played Clipson, I was surprised at.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know what, I might have seen that, and they're like good, right? I think so. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, the Coast Guard joke was, uh, yeah, we thought that was, we thought that was the night before. Uh, the other one, the Dabo thing, I didn't know Dabo had that Tyler and Spartanburgs, like, we found that out, uh, when I was there, like, uh,


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[Assistant] I love the way Dabo talks to children. You know, he's got a big laugh from everybody. Joey freshwater. Yeah, that got a big laugh.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It was trying to give some, like it's only, it's very inside. Yes. Like there.


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[Assistant] I know what's going on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was, uh, yeah, but it was awesome. I mean, it was, yeah, super cool.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, get on, uh, yeah, they, you do the picks. Lara came down, they get tickets, Lara got tickets to the game. So, uh, came down, got to see her for a second. Then I escorted back to the plane. I take off, land, uh, like two, probably got about


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[Assistant] Something like that, I got to the hotel like 2.30 took a shower, did a show at four and then show at seven and then two the next day.


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[Assistant] It was a, yeah, it was, it was, it went to Jake Melnick's that night. The person I used to work at and yeah, it was a crazy, uh, it was a crazy day.


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[Assistant] Wow. Do you know which one you're presenting? I do. Or am I allowed to say? I don't know. It's happening tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Mel voclus of the year. That's a huge one. Big time. It's one of the last ones they give out. I think, yeah.


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[Assistant] And he shoves you. Go to commercial! Go to commercial! Yeah. I think I'm making a joke about that record. Like that was uh, kind of the...


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, we've got a painting. Uh, what is it? The color blonde?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I look, I'm, I'm, I'm very, I feel like mine's updated. My unupdated look.


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[Assistant] Happy birthday! Alright, happy birthday! What's up dude? I called him.


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[Assistant] I guess it sounds like it's sad. Oh wow. On your birthday. Where'd you go eat on your birthday? Uh, Jim and Nick's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had, talk about eating, I have, I have, I'm a mess with eating. I did my own Krispy Kreme challenge today. By himself. How'd you do, how'd you do? By myself, ate.


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[Assistant] That's the hard part. It's not like I want it.


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[Assistant] Text, chat, phone, video. Convenient, flexible. That stuff is good. It's like just commit to doing it. Uh, talk this stuff out. Someone like that. I wouldn't need to talk to someone about, about being like, why am I eating all this?


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[Assistant] Today, to get 10% off your first month, that is BetterHelpH-E-L-P.com slash Nate. Uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] It's, it's really, this weekend was like, I just had like gummy bears and I just can't.


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[Assistant] It's tough. Uuuh. Was Eric with you? Yeaah. But maybe he'll just, you know, I mean he can't.


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[Assistant] You know, like I'll just grab the little mini bar gummy bears and it's, it's really, uh, it's, it's crazy. Cause it's like, you just can't, I can't not do it. I don't want to do it. And then you just can't.


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[Assistant] It's, you know, I thought about like, we're in Chicago and I saw a McDonald's.


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[Assistant] I'm not, I'm overwhelmed with everything. Cause I was just starting comedy. I'm in Chicago. I'm like, there's so much going on. And, but I know what that McDonald's, I know what's in there.


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[Assistant] And so I wonder if it's like, that's what makes you go there. Cause you're just like, well, I know that.


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[Assistant] Vicarious. Vicariously. Vicariously. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was already there and I was halfway there. Uh, thank you Vicky. Uh, Barry Berkman. When they use kids in the skits such as the Fran Drescher Halloween one, who are the kids? Are they actors or kids of the cast? Uh, they're actors. Sorry, that's funny to me.


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[Assistant] It would be, it would be very funny if you just go in there and go like, who are these kids?


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[Assistant] And you're like, what? Because that's my son. Oh, so they're, no, yeah, they're, they're actors. Uh, funny enough, we moved, uh, Lauren moved the Fran Drescher sketch.


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[Assistant] There has to be kid actors that have really planned, panned out. Oh yea, Drew Barrymore.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Jason Bateman is, wasn't he a kid? Oh yeah. Yeah. He's been here. Yeah. It's like a solid career. I think he was stuffed very early. True. I mean, true. Leonardo DiCaprio.


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[Assistant] Uh, Richie Rice, last week you mentioned that the Lake Song skit was shot around eight in the morning. Were there other skits that were shot early and is a live audience watch on a screen Saturday night?


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[Assistant] If so, is that extra time used strategically to switch to more elaborate costume and sets? Uh, yeah. Lake beaches on Spotify. Isn't that crazy? You have a song on Spotify with Dave Grohl.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, me, yeah, featuring Nate and Dave Grohl. Uh, yeah, so you can, you can go download it, listen to it, it's on everything. Uh,


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[Assistant] That, we shot that one in the morning and then that, no one's watching those. There's no audience for those. Cause we're in, we're in a, you're in a completely different, they have a studio. That's like.


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[Assistant] Uptown, it's just completely different than the other one. And yes, they will put.


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[Assistant] So they, they do strategically put these in to be like, this will give the cast more time to everybody change into their outfits and be out there and not be.


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[Assistant] Cause if we would have went, uh, straight chef to what, I mean, I don't know if you could have done it because it's just so.


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[Assistant] As you are at home. As you are at home, yes. Yes. Yeah. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] But like when I did the Fran Drescher sketch, cause that was over in the corner, you couldn't see any of that. So you're just watching on TV. Which ones were you able to, Chef Show probably pretty easy.


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[Assistant] George Washington, we did it where the stage where I do stand up at. That's where that's at.


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[Assistant] The Biden 2 at the beginning one, that's all there. So when I'm standing right before I walk out of the, when they do the introducing the whole cast, that Biden thing is all on the stage that I'm about to stand on.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. It was, I mean, yeah, it's, it's awesome. Yeah. I mean, obviously.


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[Assistant] Well jeez, I think that's right. I think you nailed it. Kai. Kai. Wackly. I would think Wakely. Wakely. Wakey sounds so much better. It's like the E would be different if it was. I'm the Wakely.


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[Assistant] During the chef competition sketch was Kenan pushing the plate of food onto the floor improvised. Seemed like he did it to juice the scene a little bit and got a great surprise reaction from the audience and the other actors. Great moment regardless, that guy is such a pro. Yeaah, I mean Kenan is unreal.


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[Assistant] Do you think you love the improv more than the stand up? Like, or is it, you're just better at stand up?


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[Assistant] Yeah. You do, you are, uh, you know, you're tough to pin down. Yeah. I mean, I'm out here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, did I get asked this? We may have talked about this a long time ago, but. Basketball. Basketball.


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[Assistant] Well, right now my food problem, no, but I mean, once I get this settled.


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[Assistant] Cause that looked like a sock. Oh. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, so you're not saying like, athletically. No. I think it's. I would think golf would be the easier. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if you, I guess it's like what could you.


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[Assistant] Well, I was thinking athletically, I can, you know, I can dribble to my legs. I could, I could like, I picture like warm up. I could do some layups where you would just, you would not notice me. Okay. You just wouldn't notice me.


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[Assistant] I could see, yeaah, I could be soccer, if you're size and everything, I could see soccer cause I would just probably blend in and your, the field's far enough away than whatever. Uh, you're going to be tough though, man. Like it's, it's, uh, I mean, you gotta be able to run.


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[Assistant] Like you would just be, if you're, you look like a ref, a ref would be no brainer. Like you could blend in. People probably think you're just an off ref when you go to the games. Like they just come.


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[Assistant] No, don't worry about it. It's not worth doing it. We're doing it different this year. Uh.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it could be either Bob, yeaah, Bob's uh, uh, mmm, mmm, mmm, salt, yeaah, professional thing, yeaah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think at, athletically I can, I have enough coordination to, but if you're looking at size and all that stuff, you don't want people to notice. If I was on a court with the basketball.