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[Assistant] Nah, shopclub520.com. Y'all see the gag with the shit on, man. Go purchase y'all some hats and some-


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, she wants she to go. Is that number three?


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[Assistant] I rock them motherfuckers, I rock Steph Curry's every single day. That's a wicked shit. Y'all signed a lifetime deal with y'all. That's a wicked shit.


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[Assistant] From that young? I'm saying, like, cause everybody go to the league now at 19.


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[Assistant] Like, if A.E. and them wanted to, like, put their hat-mans on and tell them to go to college and do this, take this.


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[Assistant] Nah, I picked the studio up this summer, bruh. Yeaah, man. But I for sure wouldn't leave my apartment. Teague actually got me.


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[Assistant] I used to sit in the back, Teague sitting in the front. He'll be like, J-O.


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[Assistant] And he'll turn and look at me like this, and I'll put my head in the, uh, in the aisle, and we just give each other that little pause, and he'll just do this, and that's how I know. He's waiting for his text, but where we at tonight?


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[Assistant] I think there's two of them. One was when I, when I got drafted with the Jimmy, Jimmy, that was a crazy situation. That was just messy. As soon as I just got, I just got in the middle of it. And then I feel like last year when we, uh, we got Katie, that was crazy too. Cause I was trying to make sure I was still lost.


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[Assistant] He was like, I don't want to be in this train. Cause, cause, you know, the money, you know, when Rose tweet, it's just like one tweet, like Phoenix suns acquire Kevin Durant. I'm like, okay, cool. I'm who, who the other team acquiring though? You know what I'm saying? So those two moments, I would say like, they were like one of the biggest moments. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was born in, you know, Lagos, Nigeria. I moved to the States when I was three.


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[Assistant] Being born there, I don't, I don't remember. Are you tapped into the Afrobeat world? A thousand percent. Who your favorite artist, bro? Uh, my favorite artist is Ahshaq M. I ain't heard of that.


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[Assistant] You got to bro, he probably, he was the most, he was number one in Afrobeats last year, like most listened to.


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[Assistant] You gotta go WizKid, and the reason why I say WizKid is cuz WizKid been in the game, like, for a long time. Like I remember I was in 8th grade when we went to Nigeria, uh, for like winter break. I'm listening to WizKid, and that's 8th grade, that's when


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[Assistant] Release music and be popular. Yeah, now y'all number one for sure.


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[Assistant] Funny story, my oldest brother, he, uh, ain't a lot.


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[Assistant] When did you realize you was like really cold? Uh, when I started playing like


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[Assistant] Organized basketball. I was playing some, some V.S. When I started playing organized basketball, I was like 6th grade. And I like, I was...


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[Assistant] So they picked, they, they picked me up. Like I was five 11, like eighth grade, six feet in eighth grade. So they, uh, they, they picked me up.


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[Assistant] First day of practice, like they practicing, I'm on the side doing mic and drills. Fuck, fucking it up.


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[Assistant] And, and I was happy though, cause in my mind, I'm like, I've never received instruction before from like somebody who knows the game of basketball. So like, you know, you might see like, dang, like that's embarrassing. I wasn't embarrassed. I was having the time of my life doing a mic and drill for an hour, five times a week.


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[Assistant] Like, by seventh grade, the same team, cause you know it's sixth grade and then it becomes seventh grade. By seventh grade I was starting.


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[Assistant] I went from not playing in the 6th grade when, you know, like you get blown out.


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[Assistant] I was in, uh, coach put on the sardines. I still wouldn't get it. We beat it. I would never forget this. We beat a team 48 to eight. Dang it. I didn't play. Coach D. You said.


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[Assistant] Learn real quick and then just kept elevating from there.


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[Assistant] Nah, there was, there was, I played the post. I ain't come out that post till...


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[Assistant] 11th grade is when I, but I was, I wasn't like a post, like a, I was like a Yanis.


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[Assistant] I just go by him and as soon as somebody come out I pass him all the shooters. So it was like I was a post player. I didn't shoot threes but like I could dribble and I could pass and I could finish.


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[Assistant] But at CP3 I was a wing out, that's when I, but by that time I had already established like a jump out shooting jumpers, trays, pull ups.


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[Assistant] My EYBL team to go to CP3. Cause I was originally with Southern Stampede. And I moved to CP3 and they were like, look, if you go to CP3, ain't no coming back.


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[Assistant] But I ain't like the team. So I'm like, man, I'm just going to vent on myself. I'm going to go ahead to this. They didn't really have tryout, but it was practice to see if they. So I went there, you know, went out there to practice in North Carolina and you know, we run it. They told me to go set a screen for uh, it's for Harry. Set a screen for Harry. I ain't set, I don't.


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[Assistant] I'm a, it's cold, so I'm in a new, new environment, so I gotta listen. Yeaah. So I set a screen for Harry, the nigga came through, snaked that bitch. I tell that nigga, look bruh, how many screens?


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[Assistant] That shit was impressive, but he had MVP that season. We ain't losing. He lost like one or two games. We were regular season champs. Look it up. We lost on some bullshit to, um, Jason Tatum's team in the Final Four.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was crazy. I remember it was tie game. And CP, you know, he coaching his ass off. He like, no matter what we do, we gonna take the last shot of the game. He draw the playoff for Harry. Harry went a little early, left hook, hit that motherfucker. They called timeout. We up two or three seconds left. So we all thinking this shit about to go to jail.


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[Assistant] Man, they had, I don't even know his name, they had a point guard, he just dribbled like five times down the right side of the court.


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[Assistant] Nah, Malik's mother was Arkansas. I know, but I think, damn, I can't think who Jason Play was. But Jason was probably like the only player at that age where I would say like his footwork was so ahead of, like he would post up, mid-post, got the, I'm like, bruh, I don't know which way this nigga about to go. He would code in high school for sure.


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[Assistant] It was like four of us, we all went together, like, that was like, uh, Rick Barnes' first recruiting class at Tennessee. So he was like, you know, he wanted to get like a recruiting class, be like the face of his, you know, program, whatever. So it was me, Grant, this dude named Jordan Bone, who actually ended up going there, and a dude named Derionte Jenkins. He actually went to VCU. So we all went there and I was just like, man, they showed so much love.


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[Assistant] That's one thing that I never really felt was like that college feel. Like, Tennessee again.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Uhm, and I love that part and I love it wasn't far from, you know, the crib was like a two, two and a half, three hour drive. Uhm, but then when I went to Georgia Tech, I didn't want to go. They were wearing Russell.


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[Assistant] The owner of Russell, I think, yeah, he Georgia Tech alum, so they had Russell, hard ass classes, you know,


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[Assistant] Now, growing up being an adult now, I'm like, that shit didn't matter. But when you a little kid, you know, you're not trying to take all those hard ass classes that you got over there. Yea, but. I was just like, uh, damn.


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[Assistant] But then when I thought about it, I'm like, they were, they were graduating like seven seniors.


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[Assistant] And then I'm like, dang, I'm going to have a chance to play, start, you know what I'm saying? Then I'm playing Duke, UNC.


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[Assistant] No, Miami, Virginia, Virginia Tech, Syracuse, Louisville, all these schools. I'm like, if I have two good games against these motherfuckers, I don't be straight. That's how I'm thinking. So I'm like, man, fuck the classes, fuck the Russell. Come on, let's do it. Fuck the Russells, Christ.


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[Assistant] I kinda, I kinda, uh, the gym one time, all red on, thinking I'm stuntin'. My coach was like, pick that shit off. I'm like, pause. And I was like, what you mean? He was like,


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[Assistant] You know our arrivals in Georgia, we don't wear red on campus. That's my whole closet is red.


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[Assistant] Cam and Endor in a deemed over two-house style environments, but I'd rather play.


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[Assistant] And why I say that is Cameron Indoor has, it holds 3,000 people. You taking that ball out of bounds, they scratching your neck, like you. That's crazy. The floor bounce. It's loud, cause it's small, I mean it's popular but it's not as big as you might think bro.


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[Assistant] The teams that both they had, that they had at the time, made it worse too. Cause when I played, cause I didn't play in the Dean Dome until my sophomore year. And I played, uhm, and I played in Kamen Rider, my rookie year, my freshman year. But my freshman year they had.


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[Assistant] Grayson Allen on one wing shootin'. They be flippin' floppy. Grayson Allen comin' off one way. Luke Canard comin' the other way. Harry Giles.


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[Assistant] How do you balance that though? It wasn't a balance, it was like, uh. I'm saying how you balance like the coaching, like how do you, cause I seen somewhere like a couple years ago, it said that you was, you, you coach in high school. I was like, damn, I can't picture Teague as a coach with like kids, bruh. Funny. Comical.


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[Assistant] Jokes, that's how it is. But I know T, but you know T, I feel like he a real, like I feel like I know he a real good nigga, so I know like he out there trying to make a difference in the kid's life, but I just couldn't, can't see, I can't see it though. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Cold, ain't he? Man, he the first guy, cause you know, you know, I live in Atlanta in the off season, and so does he. He the first guy I ever seen dominate open run with barely shooting. Yea, he different.


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[Assistant] Shoot it, like, uh, doing all this, same screens, rolling, like, doing, we like, bro.


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[Assistant] Like, to get healthy? Nah, yeah, for sure. I ran into him in the gym, he like, we worked out, we worked out in like an hour increments, so like.


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[Assistant] When I come in the gym, it's like the last 15 minutes of somebody else workout.


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[Assistant] We came in to work out at the same time. I'm thinking, I'm about to work out with this nigga. Nah, he spent that hour like, on the table, like just...


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[Assistant] Getting ready for his workout after mine. You know what I'm saying? So I was like, damn, like.


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[Assistant] Two things, either he, his shit really fucked up or like, he really trying to get back, bro, so.


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[Assistant] Nah, I ran into some, it's too long of a story to tell right now, but I ran into some trouble in college. Okay, okay. And uhm,


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[Assistant] I take my part in what I did. At the end of the day, I did it. You know what I'm saying? But, you know, they came to me and they were like, you know,


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[Assistant] Let's walk you through it so we can, you know, find the best way to go about this. So it helps you, it helps the school. Man, I told them everything and they just, it's like I was talking to NCAA myself. They just, damn.


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[Assistant] I dislocated my finger and the bone came out the skin. Damn. So that actually made me miss the first eight games of my sophomore season. So when I came back, I came back mad. Just like, you know what? I ain't come back to this school next year. That's how I was just like, I'm just going to play like I don't want to come back. And then after my season, I'm like, bro, cause my name entering the year,


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[Assistant] Supposed to be going to Utah or something. I think it was 23rd of Utah. So like, everyday I'm in the gym, I'm like, one extra rep. I was a headass like that, like.


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[Assistant] And then after, that was before I went through what I went through. And then right when that stuff happened, I was like, yeah, my name was off.


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[Assistant] I feel like they wiped my name off the surface of the planet, like you couldn't find my name on nothing. And not that I was looking at it as like, oh, if it's not there, it ain't going to happen, but it's still good to see your name every once in a while on the board. So I stopped looking at the boards and I'm just going to put my head down, work. And that's what I did my sophomore year. And then after the season, I'm just like, you know what? I'm just going to go ahead and get up, get up out of here.


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[Assistant] Nah, see what happened was I had, I had a great draft process. I actually, I was hooping in every, every single one that I was in. The only one I didn't hoop in was Atlanta. I didn't hoop in Atlanta at all. You weren't trying to be a hawk? Is that where you wanted to go though?


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[Assistant] But I bombed, I ain't gonna lie, I bombed the shit out of that workout. They had us there at 8 in the morning, but the workout ain't started till like 11.


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[Assistant] Nah, it was still six people. Yeaah. It was six people. We did all that, that, that testing, testing that we just chilled, had breakfast.


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[Assistant] What does that translate to though? Like during the season, at what point were you being at gym for four hours out teaching basketball and then just go out there and go hoop?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I've seen that too, I like to test it.


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[Assistant] I like what he said though, like, I don't do tests, I play football. Facts. What are we doing?


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[Assistant] I've talked to Damon too, you know, I've seen him this summer when I was in the gym whooping. Uhm, I've obviously seen him in the league when he used to coach with the Celtics. Uhm, Georgia Tech need a coach.


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[Assistant] And I'm pretty sure his exes and those are, you know, what they are. I'm not, I'm not even talking about his exes and those. They just need a coach that got some pool.


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[Assistant] There are no people, you know what I'm saying? It's not like, our school's already hard to get in, it's hard to stay in, you know what I'm saying? And uhm, it's-


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[Assistant] Kids don't, kids, like I said, I dealt with that shit too. I know how it is as a kid, like man, I gotta, I do this work.


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[Assistant] I was always a good student, like my GPA was high in school, I was always smart. But just having to, like man, I gotta put.


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[Assistant] You just want to hoop as a kid. I don't want to have to go to class and do this essay and it be hard as hell. You know what I'm saying? So, but if I know I'ma play for a coach who got some league connects, who, who cool, who been in my shoes, played in the league, did all that stuff, I'm like.


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[Assistant] I might be able to be like, uh, okay, I'mma deal with the school stuff. Cause I can play for that coach. I mean, we ain't had that type of coach in a long time.


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[Assistant] And he know, like, he's been around the league for a long time, so he know, like, league level.


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[Assistant] Stuff look like, like our lounges and our, and our stuff and our facility, it ain't, like that's the first thing he's saying, like man, that's what y'all shit look like.


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[Assistant] I'll go there now, this shit looks nice.


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[Assistant] Broke all that shit down. Like he broke all that shit. He put new shit up there. Like the naan just looked good. The shit actually got snacks. Like when I was in college,


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[Assistant] And it's funny that you are a high school coach. That's what I want to do when I'm done playing, be a high school coach. Cause it's like...


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[Assistant] My dad, I don't even, I didn't even think it meant that much to him, you know what I'm saying? But seeing it had a positive impact on somebody and not saying that he would be in a bad position now if he did do it, but like,


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[Assistant] Just seeing that like that, for me, that's the best part about being in the league.


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[Assistant] Worst part about being in the league, I would say is like, people don't think you human. Yeaah, they treat you like a...


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[Assistant] Like if I go, like I play video games, if I go stream, first thing they gonna say on stream is,


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[Assistant] I think, and I think, you know, obviously people look at, you know, when everybody think about like working hard, the first person that comes to your mind is like Kobe in the model mentality. You know what I'm saying? But I think there's a big difference between not working hard and being in the gym. Like there's a spectrum.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It is, bro. It's tears, bro. Yeah, just because you not, like...


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[Assistant] It's cause you playing video games don't mean you in the gym.


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[Assistant] And it's cause you in the gym don't mean you don't, you can't have a life. That's the one thing Derrick, when my rookie Derrick Rose told me this, he was like,


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[Assistant] He was like, I asked him, I'm like, yo, what's your biggest regret in basketball? And he told me, he was like, my biggest regret is when I was.


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[Assistant] No, coming up, I didn't give times to a lot of things that mattered in my life. Like I was so involved in like my, my, my people going to like a concert. I wouldn't go cause I want to go to the gym or if I wanted to do this, I wouldn't go cause I want to go to the gym. But then you go, you fast forward 10 years and all your homies and your family, they having all these memories.


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[Assistant] You were never a part of No Memories. That's right. It's cause you were in the gym. And yeaah, you getting better, but...


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[Assistant] Just, I could have missed that and still did the gym. I mean, I could have went to the events and still went to the gym, but I was just focused on thinking it.


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[Assistant] If I did do the concert, if I did do that, it would take away from basketball and that was never the case. That's what he told me.


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[Assistant] Man, now that that ban is illegal in so many more states, bro, I mean, I'll tell you a story. I ain't gonna tell you what teammate, bro. One of my teammates.


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[Assistant] Knock on wood, it might be a situation when a lot of people aren't playing, ain't coach like, okay, he scored them 4 points, he scored them 10 points, people ain't playing.


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[Assistant] But I watch football all the time, so I might, I might start betting on this shit in this football. I downloaded a FanDuel, made an account, the next day they suspended my account and said,


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[Assistant] We gotta verify, send a picture with your name or your ID and the date. I'm like, I ain't finished saying FanDuel or Selfie World.


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[Assistant] And they put hardwood on carpet. They did that here before.


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[Assistant] That's why you seen that one kid, I know he went viral, he'd be working out, like he got like the tires and like the water jugs and he'd be going crazy working out.


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[Assistant] Cause like there's nowhere else to go to do that stuff. That's why I said for J. Cole to leave America and go to Africa and go play over there. That means he really loves basketball. Cause you're not playing over there if you don't love it. That's what I was trying to say.


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[Assistant] I remember where I was, but I can't tell y'all. Uh, I can't say it, but I was- Allegations. I was like-


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[Assistant] So I'm like, man, I'm just chilling with my homeboys, and I see the trade, I'm like...


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[Assistant] First of all, that was the, that was the trade deadline day was in Atlanta. So my agent called me three hours before.


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[Assistant] Uh, we had, cause we had like a team dinner that night in Atlanta. The whole team was there for dinner. Niggas were scary as motherfuckers. So, I'm at, we at dinner, my agent called me during dinner. I'm like, I'll be right back y'all.


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[Assistant] What? So then I'd go back to dinner and do my thing, you know what I'm saying? And you know, it was like the open dinner where like, you know, you can invite like your homies, we'd be the homies chilling and the trade happened. And I'm like, bro, what? And that's like, I said that all, all that popped up was Phoenix Suns acquired Kevin Durant. So I'm like, who did the other team acquire? So then I called my agent, make sure I'm still straight. He was like, yeah, you still, you still there.


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[Assistant] For now, I mean, you know, sometimes other stuff happen underneath. So then I'm like, okay, alright, cool. So.


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[Assistant] You know, he uhm, he was part of that trade and like some picks or whatever. And it was so sad because like,


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[Assistant] If you know anything about Phoenix basketball, you can't say Phoenix basketball without like Mikael and Cam. They call them the twins. They still call them twins. Like them, them, you know, the epitome of Phoenix basketball. So we was at the hotel.


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[Assistant] We just had like a one last like kumbaya and it was all in the hallway. Just like...


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[Assistant] Joking, laughing, just trying to console them. They were, man, they were, man, they were sick. But shout out to them, cause they hooping right now.


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[Assistant] Which is crazy, cause we actually play, we ain't have nobody playing bro, cause Dario got traded that morning when he went to OKC. So, and Book at that time was hurt.


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[Assistant] I think that was CP first game back. So it was like, it was like eight people playing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you always have, when we was uh, yo rookie, you had a good game. Yeah, I just, I just always loved playing Atlanta, just cause I just be remembering my draft workout. You'd be like, okay, man.


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[Assistant] It's just like, it's just. It's motivation. Yeah. It's like anything with life though. Like say you go, you working for Deloitte or something, Deloitte drop you and then another consultancy agency hires you and then.


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[Assistant] Y'all get the big contract over Deloitte. You gon' be flexin' on Deloitte. It's just a natural, it's just natural. Like I don't even know who said that about me. I don't even remember. It's just something in my mind. Everybody gotta pay for it.


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[Assistant] I think I'm one of the funniest teammates I ever had, bro. Well, I'll rank you funniest teammates, bro. It's funny, I tell things all the time, bro. You, you top three. You top three.


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[Assistant] First of all, he wasn't even a nat- my natural vet, cause he got traded to the team at the Jimmy Butler trade.


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[Assistant] When I came in the league, it was like the tail end of the old NBA when teams had, like, teams were a lot older. Now teams want to go younger. When I came in, like, teams were still older.


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[Assistant] That was his 10th year in the league. Uh, I had D-Rose, Taj Gibson, Anthony Tolliver. I seen AT yesterday. Anthony Tolliver, um, who else was on the team? Luau D. I had an old team, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] And after me, like the up, the next youngest guy was Kat and Taya Jones. That's how old our team was. You know what I'm saying? So when we got to the league, it was just me and Kata. And Kata spent a lot of time in the G league. So basically I was the only rookie.


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[Assistant] For like five vets. So it was smooth and I was a good rookie. I didn't have no attitude. Teague, one time Teague sent me on a road, uh, uh, trip. He wanted some, uh, some candy at 12 in the morning in Cleveland. CBS one opening to say I had to go to the suburbs. I drove 20 minutes to the suburbs in the Uber to get some candy. Uber didn't wait on me.


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[Assistant] Then I had to wait 20, you know, in the suburbs in Cleveland, I had to wait 20 minutes for the car to get back and then take me back to the city.


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[Assistant] But Teague, uh, he a good individual at heart. So he wouldn't want to do none of me, pause. But he know, if Jared gonna do something, he gonna instigate. So Jared do seem like, yo Jared.


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[Assistant] The nigga told, that nigga Jared Bayliss, he said, he said, Michelle, shout out Michelle Obama, he said, uh, Michelle Obama's book, we're coming. Hey bro, go give me three, uh, five copies. Like.


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[Assistant] So, we pulled up to Portland, I think, and we was gone for like 10 days, like a little 10 day road trip. So our per diem was looking to, I probably got like, I don't know, 2k, 1500, 2k per diem. And you know, being a rookie, you know, T's always look out like,


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[Assistant] Give me some of the bread for his per diem, D-Rose, some of the guys that give me some of the bread for the per diem. So T used to always play his game on the road, but this specific trip, he forgot his game at home. So he said, J-O.


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[Assistant] Hey man, uh, can you go to the store and can you go give me a Xbox and then give me 2K and then give me Madden? And I need a controller too. I'm like bet.


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[Assistant] So I come, I come to the hotel room, he say, cause you know, Jeff, he like, just knock on my door when you're here and you can leave. You don't gotta like give it to him. So I dropped the box and it was open, had the system, the wires, that shit would get over here. It had the wires on that shit. The controller, the games, I knock on his door, go to my room, finally let a nigga call me. J-Yo, you gave me a user?


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[Assistant] I'm in a, I'm in a training room, reading my book, getting tape, uh, getting, uh, getting my table time. Niggas is passing the phone, laughing, just giggling, looking at me giggling. I'm like, the fuck these niggas laughing at?


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[Assistant] And him and Tyus, him and Tyus bruh, the niggas used to, like, they used to play games on me all the time. Try to like, make me look like the funniest nigga, right? So it was Tyus' phone. They looking at Tyus' phone, it was like, nah, they say, you gon' see what we laughing at. I'm like, I grabbed the phone, nigga. They took my outfit and taped it to the wall. Like, the shirt hanging out up top.


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[Assistant] And then at the top of it all off, T go, oh yea and.


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[Assistant] Every road trip, this box, he's just gonna carry it with you. He said, if we go from city to city, cause I just carry my game too. If we go from city to city, take my, he's like, before you get on the bus, I'm gonna leave my box outside my, uh, outside my door. Come pick it up.


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[Assistant] In the next CD, come drop it off. When we go home, keep it at home.


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[Assistant] He got the Xbox. T was at home playing Zombies. I don't remember what. You know about Zombies, brother. He think it clicked on, bro. My homeboy logged on that. Xbox shut his whole shit off. It was like a random Thursday night. T was like, hey J-O.


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[Assistant] What's going on, y'all? I gotta be controversial. Like my own big hand.


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[Assistant] Appreciate it. You know what I mean? I feel like it's long overdue. I've been checking y'all boys out for a while since y'all started. Uhm, I got some of the dopest convos.


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[Assistant] Shout out to Amp Harris, he became the big brother and we've been coming out here ever since. A lot of love, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Even right now, they on a little four game losing streak. We got a lot of injuries, but you know, this is my whole life. I can't believe it. Like it's some, I don't even want to look at the games. I don't, it's like, I don't want to jinx them.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, to see them doing, doing well is beautiful. You know, I can't.


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[Assistant] Like I said, hopefully everything goes smooth, we get into the playoffs and-


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[Assistant] I'm cool if he goes, if they can make it to this, a good fight in the second. I ain't looking for, you know, we ain't gonna jump out the window and say they gonna win it this year. Just have a nice, have a nice playoff run and try to build off that. Oh, they definitely going to the Eastern Conference final.


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[Assistant] Gotta put them all together and make one Nick. Respect. Like a punk, like, know what I mean? His name.


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[Assistant] A lot of my favorite Knicks players went on the other teams and became greater than they was when they was on the Knicks. You know that? It's like a syndrome with Rod Strickland, Mark Jackson. Yeah, gotcha. Shout out to Mark Jackson.


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[Assistant] A lot of other people though. Okay, okay. That's why this year is detrimental to not sweat too early.


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[Assistant] I like a lot of the original, you know, retro joints. When I was little, looking at the game, put you in that, put you back in that moment.


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[Assistant] I need to follow Kozono and shit. Ah, Doc is hot cause Doc.


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[Assistant] I don't even, I don't even know how many sneakers I got. See? It's not a lot though. Oh, you donate sneakers? Yea, I give out, I give


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[Assistant] I do big give outs to the kids. You know what I mean? That's hard. Elementary schools, junior high schools.


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[Assistant] There's an R&B song that turned into a hit that had that beat, had that beat first.


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[Assistant] I was doing Friday mornings. Oh, okay. So then we had some nice momentum going in the city with the, you know, with the radio. He came to me with the idea, yo, let's do a project. You know what I mean? That's how the label get a little nice little bag. Let's do a project. It's all some merch. We did it.


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[Assistant] I can't say they messed it up. Maybe it got better, maybe it didn't, but you know how, like you said, when y'all used to look forward to us, balling when somebody's beating, you can just throw it out. Now you gotta go through the machine. You gotta, you know what I mean? Shout out to Rock Nation, but I just wanted to.


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[Assistant] Make sure we don't get sued, make sure they don't shut it down. And then, so that kind of like took a little bit of the fluidity out of...


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[Assistant] You can still do it, play it in a car, just tape it and do it, but it's not the same as, yo, I'm about to ball this such and such beat.


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[Assistant] It's your art, it's your expression, it's how you're feeling at the time or whatever you're going through or whatever you wanna put out there to the people so when anybody can embrace it and put you on any kind of list, you know what I mean? There's a trillion artists. Just to make the list.


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[Assistant] The job got done that you set out to do because when you make music, like I said, it's art, but you still...


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[Assistant] In order for you to make money and be successful, the people have to embrace it. And when you could, you know, hit the center master, certain athletes, celebrities, or just anybody, a homeless person walk by like, yo,


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[Assistant] This music kept me under this box for three months.


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[Assistant] I love you for that, you gotta appreciate that, you know what I mean? And that, sometimes that, that feeling is more than getting a big bag or a big check or...


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[Assistant] Big endorsement deal or whatever, you know what I mean? Just the fact that makes somebody feel good off your music will put you, categorize you on the list as a priceless feeling that you should never take for granted.


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[Assistant] A hidden, it's like a gumbo of all of the barrels. It has a little bit of...


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[Assistant] All of the five barrels mixed with something else, so we would always get overlooked, you know what I mean? It was shot out Mount Vernon, the Bronx, New Rochelle, Skip, Skip Y.O., so once we was able to get on, that was something.


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[Assistant] That was like the chip on our shoulder. We wanna let the people know that is it.


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[Assistant] Demographic in the world with some dope artists that y'all forgetting about. Yeah. First time hearing it, it was like, you made it!


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[Assistant] That catchphrase with top 5 anything is just like a religious argument because it's ongoing, it's always gonna be better than 5 goats and anything. But for me, my 5 players that I love, Magic, AI,


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[Assistant] Melo's career was really similar to my career. Okay. You know what I mean? Wish he was still going, still playing, but I think he got a lot of, he got slighted.


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[Assistant] Card dealership, jewelers, medicine.


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[Assistant] You know, we ball fanatics, so we used to be on a man's living room floor watching him play in Georgetown. So.


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[Assistant] And some people don't get to have a different personality than you might be.


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[Assistant] Receive through the music. You know what I mean? I gotta, I'm a funny guy sometimes, uh.


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[Assistant] I'm fortunate to have a best of both worlds because in the beginning, the privacy


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Now, shout out to Juices for Life, shout out to Pharmacy for Life, shout out to Kiss Cafe, KissCafeCoffee.com, order some of that good coffee. But yea, you gotta work out, you gotta eat right, you know what I mean? Your body, what you put in is how it's gonna operate, you know what I mean? You can't drive a Bentley and put bullshit gas in it. Nah, he preached that though. It ain't gonna work.


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[Assistant] Just go outside and walk, do something, but move. You know what I mean? That's another thing, this technology messed up. People ain't talking to each other, they ain't walking outside, they ain't...


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[Assistant] New projects we got coming too. New projects right now. I'm working on two projects as we speak. One's gonna be like a mix tape edgy vibe and one's gonna have a gumball of everything. This year for sure. For sure. It's gonna be a great summer.


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[Assistant] I'm chilling, man. I'm undecided right now. It's so cold in Indianapolis. You gotta have two pair of sweats on. I got Uggs.


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[Assistant] Well now they hurt for real though. Y'all girls say Skechers throw you the bag, put an S on the motherfuckers, you tapped in. Easy, why? They still like, they outplaying Skechers. I really'll pull up y'all for real. They told you you cuss too much bro, it's over. They did, they did. I'mma fuck. I gotta clean up my ass. Skechers is the family brand? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna promote this, but. Oh man. Aw man, the Uggs promotion is crazy. Aight man.


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[Assistant] Why Ryan Rollins really in Target Wilder like that man? What he on bro? Why he still in? I think that's a genetic trait.


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[Assistant] Bro, he coulda took a towel in a bag and it coulda hit him. Bro, he stole shit that's at the facility. They literally have a storage room full of soap, deodorant, lotion, toothbrush. But what team does he play for again? They probably don't got it. The Wizards do not have shit.


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[Assistant] Nah, Paper Dreams, some-somebody. Damn, Mo got y'all up out of here? Yea, he's so hype. That's why they lost.


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[Assistant] She ain't say nobody life recently. We ain't heard from her in a while. She ain't say nobody life ever.


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[Assistant] I remember she had an episode she was saving Baltimore. How the fuck do you save a whole city?


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[Assistant] So it's an hour and a half. It should stop every 15 minutes.


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[Assistant] But please, stay through our ass because we need that fucking money.


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[Assistant] Good promo. Stay through the ads. Please.


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[Assistant] Yeah, watch the ads, please. Yeah, buy some off them. It's some good stuff on there. Use promo code club520. See if it works. If not, we'll make one. Yeah, with DraftKings. Use club promo, whatever he just said.


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[Assistant] That compilation's gonna be amazing. Oh boy, wait till you hear me. Terrible. Bull. Shredding shit. Man, I need cue cards. Damn.


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[Assistant] That is the biggest interview ever. What are you at? 50 million? Yea bro. And counting? In 13, 14 days. That is crazy. Goals, man. Shout out to the brand. Yea, shout out to them, man. I have been on some hoop shit.


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[Assistant] Good pick. Good pick. Niggas don't know how cold rosh rippin' was.


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[Assistant] I'm a little biased to Marcus Haley, my brother, but like. Shoutout to Moog.


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[Assistant] I like John took John, but I was thinking more cause John was only at Kentucky for a high second. Like Rondo was there for two or three years, maybe two. And then he went and did what he did in the NBA. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We was in like a little area where all the little all-American people were just telling us that story. And we was like, yo, Coach, let you do whatever. Like, he hates me.


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[Assistant] But, oh, he shot, he probably got hella free throws. We gotta look at them stats. Yeah, you know Melo used to go to the free throw line of life. Yeah, that's crazy. Y'all see that?


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[Assistant] What you a, what you a nigga that got twerked on at the party? What you a twerked on at


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[Assistant] You know, you was a wild nigga if you went to the party in sweatpants. You was a dangerous nigga.


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[Assistant] Shout out to them, nigga. Turn up, man. Fuck all that. Turn up. Guessin' the booty's crazy, though. That is crazy. I always think he did it. It just looked like it.


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[Assistant] Kissin' strip club kegs bro. People outta pocket. And she probably owned song number 18.


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[Assistant] Yeah, get rid of that shit, man. You don't know what these 7th graders gonna be like.


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[Assistant] 2029, 2020, 2031. First round pick. Who cares? I think if you got a first round pick in this draft, like, who cares?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's gonna get a guarantee. They're not gonna try for him if he's not gonna sign back. Cause that's vicious. That'll be dumb. But, uh, he gonna sign back, why not? He wanna play with Tyrese. Get that bread too. Yeaah, he gonna get it maxed out.


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[Assistant] Philly and I don't think we're better than Boston or the Bugs at that point. Yeah, definitely not better than the Bugs. Fear of the deer. We ain't scared of them. 3-1 is sure. Fear of the deer.


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[Assistant] We will not play them in the playoffs and they definitely will beat us for sure. I will not be ridiculous, but still 3-1. Nah bro. On some other bad.


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[Assistant] That's a bad mixtape. But you gotta see his good mixtape too though. When he was with the Knicks. Send it to me Ken folk. Yea, he got a highlight tape where he'd really be killing. Whoever decided to make that, shame on you. Cause you wasted hours of your life trying to find the few moments that he hit layups. Nah, facts though. He used to kill though. Like, he used to hoop for real for real. Like, the quietest camp he's ever had.


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[Assistant] They both not shooting one jump shot. That would be the only pick up game where niggas shoot free throws.


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[Assistant] Nah, T.A. was a dog, though. The real T.A. from Milwaukee. Random question. Who y'all taking? S.G.A. or Luca? I already told y'all this before. Who you taking? S.G.A. S.G.A. out the gate.


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[Assistant] Shaq said, he's taking, he said he feel like he making that nod now. He said he made that leap now, so he can make that decision.


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[Assistant] I ain't gonna say he better than Luke, I might be out of pocket. Who I said he was better than? Hey George.


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[Assistant] He's always a hater. What's his name? Who cussed you up? I mean, wanted to cuss you up.


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[Assistant] He thought of Long's Bakery. Definitely thought of Long's Bakery. If you ain't never had Long's Bakery.


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[Assistant] Pull up the lawn. Get the yeast. Get the blueberry too. Don't. No, we're not asking you. I'm just suspect.


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[Assistant] You gotta have straight cash. They don't play. They don't got no debit cards, no cash apps, nothing. Do not go past that gas station if you are not from around there. Please don't. Do not.


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[Assistant] They 20 ain't up. I can probably get it back for you.


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[Assistant] Is that easy? Yeah, there's no doubt. Uncle Remus. I'm from the west side though. Uncle Remus is a west side spot, but I've had both. Heralds.


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[Assistant] Where people really try to compare it to is, is like the sauce, the mild sauce.


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[Assistant] Harold's got like a, the mouse sauce got like a tang, it's what you like, it got like a tangy sauce to it where Uncle Remus' is like a sweeter.


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[Assistant] It's like a, it's like a tangy, it ain't, it's alright, you know what I'm saying? I gotta be in the taste, I gotta be in the mood, like, to want heroes. I gotta buy, well heroes gotta be like right there and I'm honking and I get some heroes, but when I go to Uncle Remus, it's because that's what I want. Like, I want to get that.


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[Assistant] Most memorable show. Man, I done had some good nights.


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[Assistant] Like you talking about like some crazy shit. Shit, whatever you feel.


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[Assistant] Uh, well all the shows have been great. The only show like some wild shit happened was uh, I was in Dayton, Ohio at the Funny Bone and I probably was about


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[Assistant] Maybe about 45 minutes into my set and this lady was drunk and I'm back with her guy.


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[Assistant] And she didn't like something that I said, I guess, and she just like stood up and was like, hey, fuck you.


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[Assistant] I was like, damn, like, what'd I do to you? And like, you know, all the other people in the crowd, like, they paid to see me. They like, no, no, fuck you. Like, so now they with me. And she, I mean, she, I couldn't even understand what she was saying. So my security went and, you know, was trying to talk to her. She's still just yelling. I don't even know. She was talking about.


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[Assistant] She had a job in two houses and shit like, I don't even know what I said that triggered this. I don't even know if it was me.


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[Assistant] It might have been her guy, I don't know what it was, but they, but anyways, my security escorter out the, out the place, they end up putting them both out. And uhm, man like, two weeks later, I'm in Detroit getting ready to do a show, and I get a phone call.


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[Assistant] And they're like, uh, yeaah, uhm, this is obviously such a search, uh, from...


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[Assistant] Are you a, uh, like a celebrity comedian or something? So I'm thinking somebody playing on my phone. Yeah. So I was like...


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[Assistant] When I get ready to, you know, hang up, he was like, no, this is, you know, this is serious matter. And when I heard his voice, I'm like, alright. I'm like, what's going on? He was like,


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[Assistant] Well, it was an incident between your security and this lady, and she's saying that he took her and slammed her on her head outside of the comedy club, and they want, you know, she's looking to press charges, and you know, we've been trying to get in contact with you. We talked to your agent, and you know, he said he would give us your number, but he never got back to it. Shout out to my agent.


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[Assistant] But, so they end up catching up with me and, you know.


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[Assistant] I had to let them talk to the security or whatever and they looked at the cameras and, you know, none of that stuff, you know, never had happened. But it was just crazy. Like people would lie. Like people will just make up shit. You know what I'm saying? Just to get a check. And I'ma be honest with you. I'm looking at the camera. I don't got nothing for you. I don't got nothing for you.


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[Assistant] You know, happened on a, you know, happened on a, at a show, but other than that, like, you know, I got good, uh,


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[Assistant] I have like a, I have a really good show, I do about an hour and a half. And uhm, it's just a really good show, a lot of crowd work.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, it's a very interactive show, it's very personable.


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[Assistant] Compared to like when I do theaters and stuff like that, so.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I got one of the best shows out right now, so that night I don't know what happened.


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[Assistant] It depends on who the comic is. A lot of comedians, if you're a comic that, like you off the top, and you can rock with the crowd, that's why I said I do a lot of crowd work, so my show is very personable. So, yeaah, you know, for me, you know,


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[Assistant] A heckler can give me something and I can ride that shit for the rest of the life. And I'll just keep calling them back and keep calling them. Right when you think I forgot about it, I'll come right back to it. You know what I'm saying? So for me, yeaah, I, I, I, I appreciate a good heckler. Now the hecklers you don't like is the ones that don't give up.


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[Assistant] They just keep like, you done already killed them, everybody in the lab, and now you can't.


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[Assistant] You can't move over to the show, and at that point, it's not fair to the other people that pay money to see the show, so.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so I started doing like skits in like 2014 and then, you know, I was growing like fast and I was like, man, you know, this is not going to make sense. Like if I blow on this and then like they be like, hey,


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[Assistant] 2014 I was getting on stage. So it kinda, I was running it simultaneously at that point. So that way I'm like, when I blow, I'ma be ready. That's real. So, and I'm ready.


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[Assistant] It'll happen, it'll come to you at a time of your life that you're not even really paying attention to it like that. This is what you're gonna be. In fifth grade, I should've knew I was gonna be a comedian.


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[Assistant] And I say that because we went on spring break and that's when uh, the kings of comedy came out.


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[Assistant] And we, everybody was on spring break and we watched it and came back to school.


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[Assistant] I'm reciting Bernie Mac's whole set to the classroom.


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[Assistant] I had a love for it then, I had a, you know, a, a fatuation with it then. And I wanted, you know, and I used to always watch comic viewing and stuff like that, but not one time of me ever watching this or ever, you know, reciting the jokes or nothing that I ever be like,


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[Assistant] I'mma be a comedian one day, not, not never. So uhm, when, like when it, when it started like to really grow on me,


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something, I took a chucky cheese one day and it was a birthday party and it was a hood birthday party. You know how them hood birthday parties be like.


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[Assistant] Everybody don't come inside the Chuck E. T. Like most of the niggas be outside smoking and shit like that. These niggas out, they hitting the blunt. Me and my daughter at the thing where you roll the ball in, they gotta go in the little ski ball. We playing that, man. Them niggas all, they in the window and shit. Just, just, just staying the whole time.


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[Assistant] So, I'm, at this point, I'm nervous because it's just me and her in there. So I, uh.


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[Assistant] So I was like, come on, we gonna, uh, we gonna get up out of here. And she was like, daddy, we just got here. And I didn't get to get my prize. I'm like, baby, look, I will take you to the store right now and buy you whatever tour you want.


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[Assistant] Wait, like, these people already know I'm up in here, and it just, and the thing is, like, when it be guys, and you see them, and we, this all over the place, but when it be guys seeing them, seeing me, and like, they be, and I just said something about this yesterday, like, they don't know how this look, like, it'll be three of them, and, you know, I'll look over and it'll be...


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[Assistant] And then you know what, you know they got the new thing now, it's called the Chucky moment where Chucky come out, they play some music and the kids, they like dancing in front of Chucky and he dropping tickets and shit on them, man.


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[Assistant] Mix it with your sweet potatoes. Just do it. Do it tomorrow. Mix that shit with some sweet potatoes. Eat a little dress of sweet potatoes. Together.


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[Assistant] I can't do the mac and cheese though. You don't fuck with mac and cheese? I'm lactose.


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[Assistant] No, I get the, I get the lactate ice cream.


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[Assistant] Three comments I can answer with, uh, they alive or they dead? Chill, it don't matter. Your choice. I would go on tour.


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[Assistant] With, uh, I will go on tour with Kevin Hart.


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[Assistant] And Bernie Mac, I would love to see what it would have been like.


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[Assistant] You know what? No, because I was going to say, well Cory Hoke am making it, but.


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[Assistant] Cory Holcomb is, is still different than what the shit that Bernie, Bernie, Bernie Mac used to be saying.


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[Assistant] I'm heavy in, in, in football. I like basketball. Basketball's just not interesting to me until the playoffs.


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[Assistant] Baseball is so, it used to be so slow, but they just sped it up now. A pitch clock on there. Cause I threw out the first pitch at the Cubs game, man. And I was like, man, I don't think I'm gonna be able to stay to the night.


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[Assistant] You don't know. And then, like, I'm looking out, my dad was like, yeah, they got the clock, and I'm looking out. It is moving a little faster now. So, yeah, baseball, baseball is cool. I would go football, basketball.


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[Assistant] And then baseball and basketball, you know, I'm a Chicago guy, so I'm a, I'm a Bulls fan and, um, you know.


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[Assistant] But are you a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan? The Cubs let me throughout.


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[Assistant] But even before that, like, I'm a Chicago fan. If the white socks are in it, I'mma root for the white socks.


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[Assistant] If they insist, both of them, I'm going for the Cubs. I'm a Cubs fan. And I think it's kind of like the Cubs and the Bears are kind of like, they kind of like tied into each other. Like the Bears used to play at Wrigley Field. So they got, there is connection there, so I don't know, maybe it's that.


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[Assistant] My favorite right now, and it's only because, not, it's not only because we work together, but working together, uh,


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[Assistant] Just gave me a different level of respect for his artistry and who he is, but Lil Durk. Oh, for sure. Yea, Lil Durk.


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[Assistant] Able to transition into a mainstream artist, you know what I'm saying? Like, he...


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[Assistant] Durga star bro, like. Nah, for sure. I ain't gon' like, and I told him when we linked up, you know, I didn't even realize he had gotten...


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[Assistant] That big, like, you know, I knew he was big in Chicago. I had no idea, but he had did a show at the United Center in Chicago, and I mean...


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[Assistant] He was a hairliner, and I was like, bro, this is cra- I'm like, this is crazy. And then, you know, after that, Dirk really was what transitioned me into-


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[Assistant] The toxic skits that I started doing. So that's how we ended up coming together, because the first video that I ever did at the ring camera was about dirt.


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[Assistant] Proposing to India, cause I was at the- I was at the show that night.


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[Assistant] It was on the shade room, and then I went home the next day, did a rain camera, bought this big fake


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[Assistant] That was like $7 and left the price tag on there. And I'm at the ring camera like, man, you see Dirk just proposed to India. Like, you know, I'm trying to make it right with us. Like I'm trying to, and after that, it just, you know, that took off. And then, you know, Dirk came earlier this year about April and DM me like out of nowhere. I didn't even know it was him and was like, Hey, I need you for this video.


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[Assistant] And I just thought it was somebody else cause it was around the time they started giving everybody the blue checks. So I'm like, ah, you know, I'm like, I'll go back and look at this, this is some rapper, you know, this shit ain't even, he ain't got no money or nothing like that. This how I'm like, and something was like, go back and look at it. So I went back and look at it and it was like, it said like The Voice 2.0. And then I clicked, I'm like. The Voice.


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[Assistant] Gave my line and we talked. He let me know what it was he wanted to do. They sent me the song. Then he ended up flying me out to L.A. and...


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[Assistant] And we did the video and, I mean the video was, the collab was legendary for Chicago, but the video was dope.


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[Assistant] And just watching him work, like watching him get on, you know, get on set and, you know, I mean, knocking that shit out. You know what I'm saying? And, you know, I'm listening to the people that's filming and they like,


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[Assistant] Third one our favorite artist to work with because we don't got to tell him what to do. He comes in, you know, and I just did not, I just did not expect that. I think a lot of times a lot of the drill rappers are though, you just don't.


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[Assistant] You just don't see it as, okay. Business. This is a real entertainer. Like this is, this is real skill. Like, no, he's really like.


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[Assistant] Man, I tell people all the time, like, well I posted a video yesterday, it was probably just hit, it was posted about yesterday, maybe about two, three o'clock.


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[Assistant] Before I got here was at like 900,000 views. Talk your shit. You know what I'm saying? And it was...


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[Assistant] It was very, like, the way I put it together was very calculated, you know.


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[Assistant] And it's little stuff that I put in there like, nah, I'ma do this.


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[Assistant] See the key to it is you won't always want to get people to comment. People think it's always about the likes. Don't mean shit.


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[Assistant] Likes don't mean nothing. Comments and shares. You need the comments and you need the shares. What the comments do, when they comment and the engagement is there and there's people in there talking,


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[Assistant] The algorithm reads that and says, okay, people like this because there's a lot of people talking about it. Let's push it out more. Yep. When people share it, they sharing it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, no, it is, it is a calculated thing, and there's nothing out here that's gonna teach you how to do it. Nope. You know what I'm saying? And I came into the social media area like, like I was kinda like, maybe in that second or third tier, maybe third, fourth tier of, you know, internet sensations that started to blow. And you gotta self-teach yourself that stuff. Like, Instagram had, when I was doing videos, Instagram videos used to be 10 seconds long.


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[Assistant] It's just longer, you could just make longer content, but six seconds is all you had. Ten seconds is what you had on Instagram, and it started to grow and grow and grow, but...


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[Assistant] To go through those transitions and see it like, you had to self-teach. It was nobody out here.


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[Assistant] Teaching you, like, about algorithms and teaching you about...


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[Assistant] You know how to create content and what to be looking for like.


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[Assistant] I never thought the comment. I used to be cool with 1500 likes and 100 comments. You know what I'm saying? People liking it.


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[Assistant] But people liking it is cool. You know what I'm saying? You want that. You want it cause it look good. But it don't get you paid.


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[Assistant] Bro, your engagement, the engagement, the comments are crazy. There's just so many people talking in there. And I say stuff purposely, you know, to...


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[Assistant] Like for example, I did the promo video for the show out here, and I said I had an Airbnb in Hallville. Shout out to the Ville. Okay.


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[Assistant] Go back to calculator, right? I knew I had to, and I do this every city that I go to.


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[Assistant] I gotta, I have to relate to them somehow. Yeah, they know who I am. I could post a flyer and say pull up. But my goal is to sell out as many shows as I can. Like, like, so if they see a five, listen.


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[Assistant] Naptown messed with me so hard, I hadn't even posted about the show until Sunday and the first show was already almost sold out. It was only like 20 tickets left to that first show.


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[Assistant] I posted a promo to get the second show going. Now...


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[Assistant] I got the information that I needed. You know what I'm saying? You just find somebody, ay.


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[Assistant] And then they, you know, they tell you like, oh yea, you should, you know, this place, that place, you know, or, you know, this side of town, that side of town.


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[Assistant] And what happens is, as soon as I say, man, I got an Airbnb in Hallville, what happened? That ain't in the comments.


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[Assistant] They appreciate that. You give a fuck enough to know us. You care enough to know where we from, where we coming from to even come and see you, like you care enough to know that.


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[Assistant] Bruh, some cities I done went to where they told me don't, you know. I went to Cleveland and went.


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[Assistant] My following used to be like, 80% women, 20% men.


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[Assistant] Sixty percent women, fifty. You know, sixty-four, now it's like, yeaah, it's like sixty-four, like, my male following.


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[Assistant] It's just like, definitely just like jumped up, and it's crazy, cause I've never-


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[Assistant] I never expected it, and I think that got a lot to do with the increased ticket sales, because it ain't just women making their men come out to see me now. Now it's like, shit, the guy's like, shit, I wanna go see your nigga too, cause he can talk his shit like.


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[Assistant] See? A lot of people like Future. A lot of people don't like Russell. Russell ain't did nothing to nobody.


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[Assistant] No, he, uh, man, just, you know, I was at the game in Detroit and just, I mean, he just got all the tools, man.


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[Assistant] Physically gifted, talented, he's smart, you know what I'm saying? I just think that, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] I think there's some, I think there's some things that could be done to, like, to help, like, to do.


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[Assistant] Could really be a star in the league, you know, under some, you know, some good circumstances. Like, not that the circumstances are bad.


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[Assistant] But I feel like if the team was uhm, you know, was playing to his like, his strengths.


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[Assistant] Kinda like what we seen in Detroit Sunday, like they, they, they placed his jump, they moved him around, he made some throws, he made some runs.


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[Assistant] Just at the end of the game, I just felt like they took the ball out of his hand.


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[Assistant] If a guy is the guy, you have to put the ball in his hand again. And they took the ball out of his hand, and that's what was hard to watch. But I talked to him before the game, and uhm, he was locked in.


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[Assistant] He was locked in. He really focused, calculated, man. You just, you know.


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[Assistant] He just need, he just need the right, the right situation.


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[Assistant] Caleb, let's say this, first of all, Caleb ain't just been crushing it this year.


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[Assistant] Looking at him and Justin, right, here's the thing. This is what happens. You bring in a rookie quarterback, now you set the clock back on the whole, on the entire rebuild. There's no guarantee that any rookie quarterback is just gonna come in and be Bryce Young.


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[Assistant] CJ. CJ Stroud. There's no guarantee. There's no guarantee that CJ Stroud is going to be the same quarterback next year when teams start to adjust to figure out what it is that he does well.


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[Assistant] So if you're really rebuilding this team from the ground up, which they did, they stripped the whole team down. They traded away a lot of players, Rokhan Smith and Khalil Mack and all those guys.


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[Assistant] When you do that and then you turn around and you draft another quarterback when the team has other.


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[Assistant] You're getting a rookie quarterback and you're going to throw him into the same situation that Justin Fields is in. So how is the team, you not building, it's going to be the same thing. So then in three years, they're going to be like, Kayla Williams is not it. He got to go. When you know you got a guy.


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[Assistant] Anybody, listen, I was sitting in the stands and I'm listening to the Detroit Lion fans, saying man, this guy's good.


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[Assistant] And when they played them last year, I asked them, I asked them three years ago when Mitch Trubisky was our quarterback and I asked him, I say, hey, is Mitch the guy? And he was like, no. They was like, we knew all week what, you know, how we can stop him.


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[Assistant] When they played Justin Fields, I asked him, I said, man, we got a quarterback now. He said, bro, y'all got a good ass quarterback.


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[Assistant] This is a highly regarded defensive player in the NFL that I'm saying this. So my thing is, what I would do with those picks,


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[Assistant] The offensive line needs to get shored up. We need some defensive line help.


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[Assistant] A wide receiver would help. And a wide receiver. So I say get Marvin Harrison Jr. With the one pick? With that one pick.


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[Assistant] The take away receiver that I have, but. He worth it. Think about what he's. He's elite. And think about what he would be coming here, coming to Chicago too. We would, we already got DJ Moore over there.


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[Assistant] He's a dog. Koka Met is trending into being one of the top tight ends in the league.


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[Assistant] And then we put him on the other side, and then Darnell Mooney in the slot. Nah, but they can run it up.


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[Assistant] Additional first round pick for the next year and then the first round and the second rounder this year.


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[Assistant] And then they can still get Marvin Harrison Jr., get an offense alignment, and you'll have two picks in the second round.


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[Assistant] The Bears, they like three and eight right now, but they've been in every game but one.


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[Assistant] I'm just telling you. No, but just me looking like at the, you know, just looking at the situation, I just wouldn't reset that clock back and get another quarterback. We haven't been known to develop quarterbacks anyway.


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[Assistant] Over the last two seasons. So, you know, it's an injury concern because he's running and stuff like that. But we could probably get like, maybe.


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[Assistant] Shit, look at the Carson Wentz trade. You gotta think though, Carson Wentz got traded.


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[Assistant] They had, they did that, like there was a lot of picks. You gotta think about it. The Jets, they traded away a first rounder for Aaron Rodgers. That makes sense.


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[Assistant] You got, you, you make that, if, if you feel like the rest of the team is shored up, your defense is good, you got all the pieces of offense and you just missing a guy that, that, that can really sling it.


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[Assistant] A team trading for him. It's not going to be a tra-


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[Assistant] It's not gonna be a team that's gonna trade for him that's like, one, that's just a quarterback away.


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[Assistant] He, he would, Gino Smith is doing good in Seattle, but he'll take Seattle to a whole nother level.


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[Assistant] Man, they did figure that boy out though. Yea, yea they did. I knew it was a matter of time. But that's the same thing I was saying about CJ.


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[Assistant] You see, Brock Purdy was on a- was on a run. Yeah, they got him. But they done figured it out now.


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[Assistant] So that's what CJ will be looking at next year like.


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[Assistant] Like, here's the thing, we just didn't get a chance to see Trey Lane. We did, did not. But the little bit that we, that we did see, it was like, Justin Fields, it was some flashes there, like.


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[Assistant] Like, he had the potential. I mean, he gon' get a chance in dollars though.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, I might as well go ahead and say this. The We Them Ones Comedy Tour, y'all. It's coming to Indianapolis, February the 7th, I believe. And we're gonna be over there with them Indiana Pacers players.


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[Assistant] DC Young, Fly Chico, Bing, and Carlos Miller. Shout out to IDPOP South, the homies. D-Ray Davis, La Duval, so. Get y'all tickets for that. This is my first like, big theater...


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[Assistant] Arena comedy tour that I'm on and it's a, you know, it's a big package.


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[Assistant] And just to be recognized as uh, one of them ones.


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[Assistant] At this point in my career is, is, is, is definitely dope. So that, uhm.


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[Assistant] I just shot my first season of Wild'N Out, I got five more seasons to do with them. Congratulations. With the striking stuff going on, we don't know when that, we don't know right now when that's coming though, so. Yeah, okay. It's done and ready. I'm ready for them to drop it, but we got that going on. I got a couple movies finna come out. Uhm, yeah, like, yeah, it's a lot.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, lemme tell you something man, I can't rap right.


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[Assistant] I don't tell y'all this. So the Wild N Out thing was like the most stressful job I ever had in my life. For real? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Because of what we have to do. I can't go into details about what, like how, you know, how the show run or whatever. But I'll tell y'all this, I got sick.


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[Assistant] I got a real bad sinus infection, but like, they thought I was gonna die, I was so sick out there.


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[Assistant] And, uh, they had gave me some medicine, I started feeling better, I'm in the hallway, one of the producers was like, ay, now this is, in my mind, I've been killing, like all the funny games, I've been killing, like the crowd been loving, like I've been killing.


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[Assistant] And they say, they come to me, they was like, hey, you! And I'm like, I'm like, what's up, get on the elevator. You need to start rapping. I'm like, shit. Y'all ain't blame me here for that. They like, man, we need you to start rapping. I went upstairs. I ate an edible. And uh, I started writing, y'all. Just write funny little raps.


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[Assistant] And then, I called my security and I called my assistant and...


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[Assistant] I start running these raps about, and they was like, are you gonna say that? I'm like, yeaah. They was like, alright, let me know how it goes. Next day I went on her, y'all. Man, I'm tearing, hit me in holla. Y'all will see, I was going at all they ass. Can't wait. Yeaah, and Nick, and Nick text me, uhm,


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[Assistant] Nick texted me at the end of the season. He was like, I could tell when you first got there, you was still like getting your feet wet. He said, but that second week,


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[Assistant] He was like, you, you was on some superstar shit.


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[Assistant] Shout out to Nick Cannon, bro. Shout out to Nick Cannon, man. Nick Cannon does not get the respect that he deserves for how many people our color that he has put in position to become.


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[Assistant] You know, mega stars, you know what I'm saying? He done, he done, he done sent off a lot of people. And not just black whites too, he done sent off a lot of people.


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[Assistant] And after that, he just let me know, like, you know, what the process was gonna be like. He was like, but yeah, we would love to have you in it. And I mean, even when we was doing the workshops, they had you go through these workshops. They cut people in the workshops.


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[Assistant] And you know, you know, we in there and, you know, you put me to the side like, hey, you good. You know what I'm saying? Just be you.


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[Assistant] We already know you funny. You know what I'm saying? Just be funny. Be funny within the games. And I wasn't understanding that at first. Like I was so focused on making sure that I was playing the games right.


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[Assistant] Then I had to go back and watch. Man, DC Young Fly don't be doing nothing that the games are supposed to be doing. It just be, you know what I'm saying? So, but he's funny within the games. And once I figured that out, that's when it was like, okay, just go have fun. And then...


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[Assistant] It's crazy, you ever been doing something and at first it's kinda like got you stressed out, but then like right when you got to the end, you like damn, I just started having fun. Yeaah. That's how it had got for me out there, so. Yeaah, nah, but shout out to Nick though, Nick has really like,


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[Assistant] You know, I can't thank him, I only did one season, I can't thank him enough just for the love and, and, and, you know, and just humbleness and just everything, like, and just him, himself, and I'mma tell y'all, I used to always be like, man, I don't, I don't wanna do Wild'N Out. And I think it's because I was afraid that I would fail.


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[Assistant] But I used to use that as a, you know, I don't want to do that, you know, that ain't my, you know, I used to try to play it, but it was because I was, I was afraid that I would fail and...


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[Assistant] I said, man, the only way I'm ever doing that is the nigga have to come hit me himself.


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[Assistant] And then Nick hit me as hell. And then it was like, okay, now I gotta go. Cause that's all I've been saying. Now I gotta go. Nick, if somebody told you I said that, let me know.


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[Assistant] Because it came from out of nowhere. It was like Nick and Dirk hit me. Like in the same week.


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[Assistant] Nah, that was the best for now. Yeah. And sports still young. Boy ain't no old hit.


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[Assistant] That's his lineage too. Uh huh. It's a little sleek back.


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[Assistant] I got a question. Who had a better career if they were to stop today coaching? Uh, Nick Saban or the Patriots coach?


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[Assistant] Let's put some substance on it, fellas. Why are we picking these?


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[Assistant] And Jeff is saying like basically the Patriots is power five every week.


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[Assistant] He was really just a sleeper, LeVar Ball first. Just wasn't.


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[Assistant] That's one thing I can say though, NFL players gotta pull along as they can damn near say that to a team.


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[Assistant] No, but I'm saying it's kind of hard. I don't know if NBA niggas like, man, I'm not going to the Bobcats. Steve Francis did it. For real? I didn't know about it. I'm not going to Vancouver.


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[Assistant] Damn. He did. I'm not. No, you right, bro. You right.


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[Assistant] That shit's just more common than football though, bro. Niggas be really like, ah, I'm cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, my mom was too old for the table. So I had to come up with something else. That'll be her last visit.


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[Assistant] And I liked Clay's interview when he was just like, shit, he had a, nigga, he human, bro. Nigga, motherfucker gotta really holler at you sometimes and be like, hey bro, this is the end, my nigga.


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[Assistant] So y'all got Lakers, no order, Lakers, Warriors, Bulls.


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[Assistant] I got a question for you, Jeff. When you was in the league, who would you say the hardest white boy was? In the league, dirt. You don't count, bro.


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[Assistant] Tracer said Halliburton for a while though. He ain't got no choice.


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[Assistant] That nigga be firing motherfuckers, don't he? Damn, he gone.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I just see the Clippers going to the finals though, I don't even care.


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[Assistant] All my cousins are 6'5", 6'4", I'm the fucking runt. But I think if you would have played different, your body wouldn't have been as fucked up as it was. You was more under the rim, like Mike Conley type shit.


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[Assistant] I just, that's why I say niggas need to probably, if you, if you that, I think dude, five years of going crazy, get the bag, but start thinking about like,


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[Assistant] The next couple years of your life, yeaah. If you want to stay hooping, a lot of niggas be cool with 10 and gone. Whatever, you know, the pension plan is. Shout out to my boy.


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[Assistant] I had seen him, he was on Paul George, Gordon was on Paul George podcast, Pete. He was like, ET was ducking smoke.


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[Assistant] Doing drag. He said, yeah, you know, he wouldn't come work out. Like he was joking, but I was like, damn.


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[Assistant] Yeah, facts. Speaking about draft picks, y'all think, uh, Browning coming out this year?


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[Assistant] Your chip is more respected in Cleveland and LA. Facts. Facts. Facts. Yea, that's cause like your friends are spoiled. Facts. Cleveland, but that Cleveland chip.


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[Assistant] But yeah, running like your shit. It was everybody.


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[Assistant] Everybody was there to play basketball. I get it just when he won in Cleveland, bro. It means a lot.


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[Assistant] Speaking about Kobe though, is the Reverse Grinch the hardest basketball shoe out right now?


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[Assistant] You see, cause niggas is tapped in. We just brought up Bronny too. Bronny head on on.


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[Assistant] Nah, let's take it back to how you link up with Q for the Friday series.


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[Assistant] Next Friday? Yeaah, I watched it 4,000 times.


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[Assistant] All you have to do is place $5 down, use promo code club520.


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[Assistant] Make sure you use club 5 20 as a promo code only on draft Kings sports book.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, every time I wear a sweatsuit, I'm butt naked under it. We don't do the t-shirt.


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[Assistant] I never got no LeBron, I don't think I ever got no Jordans for Christmas, but my favorite shoe on Christmas, my mama went to Tennessee and got me the white and gold 3 LeBron.


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[Assistant] I couldn't get into them. I liked them, I just couldn't get into them shoes, bro. It was like, I liked versatile shoes growing up. So that's a Strictly Like a Hooping shoe.


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[Assistant] That whole crew had new bitches on. I'ma show you. Y'all know what this card I'm talking to. T, you was dusty T. Do you remember your first high school fit? Uh, first high school fit?


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[Assistant] For sure. Uh, it was a football jersey. This is when, uh, I don't know if the world know about value city, but value city had a first football. This is before platinum football got rocking. I had them, uh, some hard, we had, we wore hard boy outfits back in my day. Hard boy fit. And I always had fazos. I kept fazos.


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[Assistant] That's crazy, I need you to wear big ass clothes. My nigga Wags, shout out to Brody. My nigga wore a 44 jeans bro.


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[Assistant] What's your favorite brand of tea? As a grown man.


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[Assistant] Like what y'all, today if you had to go buy a pack of tees, we'll pack, we'll bring y'all grab.


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[Assistant] Patrons had- I don't- What I love about this shit is because people act like this is the end of the year for the patrons. Niggas was like, man it's cool patrons, y'all had a good run.


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[Assistant] It's not the end of the year. Shout out to Tyrese Halliburton, man. Y'all did y'all thing. Shit. You know, it happens, man. Y'all ran up against a nigga. AD was supposed to do that to y'all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, fucks. We playing for the bread. And I love that cause people like, man, he a billionaire. I'm like, nah, bro. He just, he's stepping out of that, bro. He getting real competitive and he's like, nah, it's bread on the line. It's bread on the line every game, but this is like for real. Nah, it's different. Yeah, bro. It's extra bread. Yeah, bro. So to see them playing like that and our boy from Duke was locking up. Cam.


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[Assistant] We was gassing him, supposedly, but he came up. You know what I mean? Money gonna get paid.


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[Assistant] Bro, he's- But the game changer was Austin. Mhm. He was a game changer bro.


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[Assistant] That 28 was needed, bro. That 28 was needed, bro. He...


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was too fast. I hear Pacers trying to acquire a two-way small forward. Who y'all thinking?


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[Assistant] You know what? Shout out to Jackie Long. Damn. Ah boo. Nah, shout out to Jackie Long. But I'm saying bro, I think it's a chance to, you know, he can come back.


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[Assistant] That's what's out, that's what's out in the media. That's a dream that a lot of Pacers fans- Okay, but how would y'all feel if he did come back and play with Tyrese Halliburton? Does that change?


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[Assistant] So if PG did come, just speculation, if he came, they couldn't compete with Boston or Milwaukee?


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[Assistant] Nah, it was, nah, fuck that. It was gumps on that 96 Bulls team.


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[Assistant] You said Steve Curry got a hose. And I don't even know if Joe was on the same, I just don't fuck with him.


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[Assistant] I tell y'all, same with Earl Watson, it's beef too. DJ Domarico Hans, hate for that nigga. Shout out to Rico. I think Steven Jackson and them was more, I can say relatable to us.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so. I think it was probably hitting Larsa back in 96. Mmm. Future probably ain't even the first.


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[Assistant] Lamar Odom is the greatest basketball player on drugs. Lawrence Taylor is the greatest football player on drugs.


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[Assistant] Damn, John Lucas, yeaah. Sean Kent, I ain't gonna say it.


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[Assistant] Sean Kim is a thousand times better than Omar Alok. For sure. Uuuh! I'll retract. Skill? Absolutely not.


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[Assistant] I'ma tell ya, I love all of our guests to come on. We appreciate all y'all, but I want Stevie J on this bitch.


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[Assistant] That's not really what it means, but yeaah. Like if you were in June 50th church, that's okay. We ain't judging nobody. I got a question for y'all though. Oh shit. Okay, we talking about dating.


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[Assistant] It's strip club or the regular club considered a first date or appropriate to take a girl on a first date.


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[Assistant] I would say the regular club, so I can at least put you around my niggas and you know, see how you vibe for real.


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[Assistant] So the regular club though, what you think? I think the regular club for the simple fact, we can see how she handled her liquor first.


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[Assistant] Cause I don't feel like when you go out to eat with a girl, she don't drink. Like you can tell a muthafucka, hey, you know, you want, get you some shots or whatever, a regular drink.


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[Assistant] I think girls like cute drinks on those type of dinner dates, but in the club, everybody turning up so you might see the real side of her.


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[Assistant] Cause the strip club, I'm not comparing that to going to Rube Chris, but I'm saying that's more intimate than-


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[Assistant] You going out to the club. She might expose her hand more in the regular club than the strip club. You trying to really see how freaky she is in the strip club.


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[Assistant] Nah, for sure. That was on purpose. Nah, for real, that was what they was on. But in the 2000s, that was one of the top 20 songs. It's too many, y'all. Hell nah.


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[Assistant] Lil Jon Eastside boys, we had uh, uh, lean with it, rock with it. It's the Jay Quans. Tipsy.


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[Assistant] They gonna be tur- at that time, we used to dance. Yeah, we did with chicken heads though. I never-


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[Assistant] Y'all said my nigga Bug, we never could stay in the goddamn party for 10 minutes while him punching the shit out of somebody.


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[Assistant] Look, they can't even fit. It might be over for this race. Like I said.


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[Assistant] If you lose your ear and we got 700 M's, bitch, I'm cutting the music up louder on that thing, bitch.


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[Assistant] R&B music, who y'all takin'? They best his, they best two, three his. Jay Holliday or Jahin? Jahin.


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[Assistant] He don't got the right people around him. That's a- what that's an example of.


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[Assistant] Pretty much. The world getting to him, bro. It's hard being famous, bro. And this is what I'm saying. This is, like, that's why I love active, like,


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[Assistant] We're not condoning my fuzz doing drugs, but I'm saying, if you on drugs, get a driver, bro. Just get a driver.


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[Assistant] There's no way you should be stopped on the road, sleep at the wheel, bro. And you that big of a celeb, bro.


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[Assistant] Don't be out here on cocaine or, cocaine is really a party drug.


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[Assistant] I'm Team Kim with that all day. Bitch, you got me fucked up.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Nah, I came up too much for y'all to be playing with his name like that. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Man, we fucked with Joe on this pod, but on some real shit, you should've shut that down. That shit ain't even made the cut.


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[Assistant] Absolutely bro, but I'm saying that's yo shit. It's Joe Button and him for real.


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[Assistant] But we ain't, I ain't bout to say it motherfucker. Touchin' on kids, bro. That niggas got that platform, bro. You could've fucked up his bag for real.


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[Assistant] Nah, we respect the work y'all put in. But y'all personal lives bro, y'all gotta be touched about that.


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[Assistant] All you have to do is place $5 down, use promo code club520.


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[Assistant] Make sure you use club 5 20 as a promo code only on draft Kings sports book.


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[Assistant] One of our previous episodes got us lit and got us popping on the internet. Shout out to all the blogs that showed us love. We don't want to shout all y'all out, but.


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[Assistant] Is there any shoe sites like that though? Like can you buy like remixed shoes still to this day?


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[Assistant] Tiff put me on to like certain sites and shit.


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[Assistant] Gucci velour is crazy. We had the south pole, academics, platform.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cuz I know my niggas was getting on motherfuckers for them, uh, Dior 1s. Outta pocket.


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[Assistant] Cause I mean, I'm so tapped out of that shit cause I'm like, nigga, if you got a fake like Gucci fit or something, how can somebody really tell, bro? Especially if you got a duplicate, cause niggas ain't checking the tags.


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[Assistant] Damn, so if your girl watches something fake for Christmas, and you didn't know, but you found it by one of your niggas, are you tight?


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[Assistant] Uh, that's a good question. Pay my car a note.


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[Assistant] When? When I had my, uh, when I had my 300, motherfucker paid two months for me.


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[Assistant] That is spooky, but that, like, alright, that, I will stop you.


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[Assistant] I just, cause I think that just, the gifts, like, I don't mind getting the motherfuckers something, but for me, bro, I just, nah. Cause I'm so picky too, it's like,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but I just don't be feeling like a muthafuck gotta give me nothing. Cause I feel like it's just too much pressure. Don't give me nothing. I don't know holidays. I'm straight, bro. Cause I don't want to think about it too much. Like, fuck nigga, I can't imagine waking up on Christmas and not seeing my name on a gift and being shitty. Cause I'm low key tight the rest of that year.


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[Assistant] See, my birthday, November 30th, then you got Christmas, then it's like, I don't even worry about it.


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[Assistant] Like, you are spending $100 on your girl for Christmas, bro. It should be cool, like.


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[Assistant] Shout out to my nigga Kaden, we drove to Miami.


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[Assistant] All jokes aside, until they figure out what's really going on, he needs to be seated.


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[Assistant] Gang shit, we out. Youtube. Patreon. God damn IG subscribers. Twitter subscribers. God damn it. TikTok subscribers. We love all of y'all. No disrespect to nobody's community. We love everybody. It's just jokes. Shout out to y'all. And we out.


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[Assistant] Alright, we back. Another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Wells. Same people with me, you know what I'm saying? To my left, my dog B here. We got an official announcement, man. We retiring to Bishop Greenleaf.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, she, her mama took all the money and went to the church. Man, look.


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[Assistant] Anytime you argue with somebody and you explain something, or you send a paragraph, it's like when you argue with your girl or something and she's gonna do a paragraph, you'd be like,


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[Assistant] Put Trey Lance in the fucking game. That's the only reason I signed back up. I was like, oh, we gotta have a quarterback who can throw that off field and I ain't scared. Let's try it. We some hoes, man.