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[Assistant] And then some sports come back depending on if it's popular in the host country, which I didn't know that. Like this year, baseball and softball are returning because it's in Japan.


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[Assistant] Let me skip ahead to what they're doing in Paris. Uh, breakdancing is going to be one of the things.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't, I don't know. Start practicing now. That could be your event.


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[Assistant] He was disqualified. Yeaah, I was out. Didn't get a score.


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[Assistant] Uh, it started 8th century B.C. and went to 4th century A.D. So during the time of Christ, the Olympics were going on.


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[Assistant] I think the Israeli team approached him like, hey, you're 30. I know that's kind of old for gymnasts, but we've seen what you've done on that water. We think we could use you here.


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[Assistant] Unbelievable. You're doing some stuff. We've seen it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but they, uhm, they started originally to honor the


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[Assistant] Uh, the first written record of Olympic Games, uh, the first event was won by a cook.


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[Assistant] Name Corobus. He ran the 192 meter foot race called the Stade, which is the word stadium come from. So he's the first Olympic champion.


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[Assistant] It's called the Stade, S-T-A-D-E and the word stadium comes from this Greek word for foot race.


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[Assistant] They did run naked because they said their garments started hindering them on their time.


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[Assistant] They originally did not give medals, they gave olive wreath that you put on your head.


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[Assistant] When the Roman Empire conquered Greece, they said the Olympic standards went down drastically in quality.


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[Assistant] And then they finally, uh, Roman emperor ended the Olympics cause he was Christian and he said that's a pagan festival. So he stopped it.


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[Assistant] So what's something that's about to end now that 1500 years from now they'll pick back up?


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[Assistant] Uh, so then the modern Olympics started in 1896, still in Greece and Athens.


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[Assistant] 280 participants from 12 countries, 43 events, that's pretty good.


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[Assistant] Well, you remember from the calendar episode, Russia missed the start of the Olympics because they weren't on the Gregorian calendar. They were still on the old calendar. So they got their dates off.


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[Assistant] He was like a French guy. He went to Athens. He's like, you know what? This be cool to start doing this again. And he kind of just got it going.


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[Assistant] I mean, I guess you can mail it on ships and stuff. Gotta go way ahead of time.


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[Assistant] Well, by 1896, they had some forms of communication. Telegrams.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 12. Get it to the president of that country and then they disperse it to the people who need it now, I guess.


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[Assistant] I don't remember this. They started giving medals for gold, silver, and bronze in 1904. That part I don't remember.


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[Assistant] But it was always the same year. But then they started splitting them every two years.


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[Assistant] I do remember her. She was supposed to be win gold one year and got upset.


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[Assistant] Which he called the tomahawk. It was a move nobody had ever seen or done before. And, and he won the gold because it was the, I guess, toughest move in snowboarding.


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[Assistant] Sounds pretty good. Is a lot. Is a lot, yeaah. Uh, Michael Phelps is the most decorated Olympian.


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[Assistant] He won eight gold medals in 2008 Olympics. I think that was my favorite Olympics and I've been through a few.


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[Assistant] You know, I watch PTI and Tony Kornheiser who's been doing it for 40 something years says the a hundred meters, the most exciting sporting event he covers in person.


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[Assistant] He drank several beers before the pentathlon.


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[Assistant] Which is fencing, shooting, swimming, riding and cross country running.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Marjorie Gestring, youngest female, individual gold medalist in history. Didn't say what she did.


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[Assistant] Hit his head on the board, had to get stitches in the back of his head and then came back later and won the gold.


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[Assistant] The fir- the uh, first winner was the London Police Department.


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[Assistant] If you got a church group or something. Yeah. And the London police department won the gold medal. I think they beat the Liverpool police department.


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[Assistant] I asked my wife, uh, that question about if you had to do Olympic sport to blend in, which would it be?


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[Assistant] So she would do that. Yeaah. That's awesome. So she, unlike us, probably you either.


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[Assistant] In high school, they're thinking about credits and extracurricular activities to put on application for college. So she just took a bunch of stuff just to look good on her resume. That was one of them. She took power lifting and she won the championship.


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[Assistant] She said they were on uhm, what's the famous beach where guys work out? Venice Beach. Venice Beach. And all those muscle-bound guys were like their spotters and stuff. She said it was just ridiculous.


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[Assistant] 16 year old girl out there and got some muscle head spot in her and stuff. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. But she got into Stanford, so it worked.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, the 1960 Olympics, Ethiopian runner, his running shoes didn't fit properly, so he ran the marathon barefoot and won. Wow.


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[Assistant] Or towards, was it his ACL or his quad or something while he was running and his dad came out and helped him finish.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. I remember watching that. That was, that was crazy.


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[Assistant] The first Olympics I can remember was in 1984.


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[Assistant] Summer Olympics, because the basketball team had a guy from Vandy on it.


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[Assistant] Oh yea? Jeff Turner? Jeff Turner. This is before professionals could play. And he played on the, and they won the gold.


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[Assistant] How far back in the Olympics, back on this, do you think you'd have to go in time before you could win? Like, what are they doing back in ancient times? Do you think you could win something then?


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[Assistant] You'd at least need an umpire that knows the rules.


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[Assistant] She was, I forgot how young she was, she was 16 when she won the gold. She was the first American.


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[Assistant] The first person that comes to mind to me is Shirley Temple.


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[Assistant] She was a child star right when movies and TV started and then she lived a long life. She just died a few years ago.


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[Assistant] I'll, I'll date myself again, Brooke Shields. I remember her as like a child star, Jordance jeans. She's like probably pushing 60 now. She's in her 50s.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, I don't remember her till she was an adult. Um, but.


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[Assistant] I just look up Carrie Strug, the Olympic gymnast. You remember in 96 who was, I thought she'd still be young. 35.


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[Assistant] She was the one in the 96 Olympics that injured her leg and then she did a pole vault again and I'm probably messing that up.


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[Assistant] But she was so small and to me that seems like that just happened. I thought she, oh she's probably 28 now.


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[Assistant] Oh, I mentioned Mary Lou Retton and how young she was. That's what it was. That's how we got off on that.


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[Assistant] Rulon Gardner, remember the Olympic wrestler who upset the Russian who had never lost?


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[Assistant] You remember this? 2000, this Olympic wrestler, he'd never lost a match in 13 years and hadn't given up a single point in the previous six and then this American wrestler upset him in the, in the Olympics.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's his character's name? Yeah. Wow. I was even more impressed. I figured out the actor.


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[Assistant] I think we talked about the miracle on ice maybe in the eighties episode. And we talked about the dream team, upcoming nineties episode.


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[Assistant] There was that 30 for 30 about the USA versus Soviet Union basketball in 72. That was a crazy.


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[Assistant] But three seconds left on the clock, inbound, something happened, nope, do it over, three seconds, game, nope, do it over.


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[Assistant] Uh, Wack-D-Gate was the last Olympics, 2016.


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[Assistant] So, uh, some future Olympics. We got another one come up in six months. Oh, really? The Winter Olympics in Beijing, 2022.


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[Assistant] COVID, we're a year behind so, so in six months the Winter Olympics will be starting.


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[Assistant] So we got Beijing next year, 2024 Olympics in Paris, 2026 winners in Milan, Cortina, two different places in Italy, 2028 in LA, the third time it'll be held in LA in 2032 in Brisbane, Australia.


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[Assistant] And I feel like it's usually, I've read really bad for those cities that host Olympics. They spend billions of dollars to build these things. And then once you're done, if you don't have teams to use it, it's a waste of money. And Tokyo is really suffering because they don't even get to have fans.


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[Assistant] They're adding a couple events to this year's coming up Winter Olympics, Women's Monobob.


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[Assistant] Which is like bobsled, but you do it alone. Freestyle skiing aerial.


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[Assistant] And big air, freestyle skiing, skiing big air where you get a really fast start and launch very high and do some freestyle stuff.


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[Assistant] Surfing's gonna stick around, but Paris doesn't have anywhere to do it, so they're gonna do it in Tahiti, 10,000 miles away from Paris.


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[Assistant] What Olympic sport do you feel like they should add? Cornhole?


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know. I was sitting here thinking, do they do? I don't guess they do. I guess the World Cup's such a big event itself that maybe that's...


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[Assistant] Gotta have that fulcrum work together. There you go. If not, it's not gonna work.


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[Assistant] Uh, another conflict that he didn't want to miss. So he recorded himself ahead of time and then they said, we can just put that over the backdrop of this retirement party. So you can go to your event. So he does it, but the guy has a heart attack at the event.


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[Assistant] So the guy's just passed out with paramedics and he's like, Oh, we're here with Bob Smith. You know, what a great day for him, you know? Yeah, it was very funny. It was some short lived show. Like he, Corbin Burnston, I think was the main guy and he was a sports anchor. I don't think the show lasted very long, but I remember that scene.


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[Assistant] I feel like there's an example of how you said you'll say something ironically and then it becomes the norm. I almost feel like that's what those are. They're cheesy, but they're so fun now because they're dumb.


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[Assistant] Daniel's just correct and smarter.


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[Assistant] No, I know he is. I'm saying if Aaron threw out idioms and cliches, it wouldn't go over well.


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[Assistant] I mean, I've always been clean, but I definitely, when I first started trying to get last, I would innuendo like stuff that.


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[Assistant] It's hilarious to think that even while they're there, they don't just work out.


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[Assistant] I was going to say I can see how he hours devours. I can kind of see that leap. Horse divorce is a little more


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[Assistant] This is to honor the 1990s, today's subject. I'm 90 years up. I got my Tennessee Oilers mug here.


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[Assistant] Yep, played in Memphis. Graduated in high school. I did.


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[Assistant] So I'm almost exactly 20 years older than you. Yeah. And I remember just a few things about the seventies. Do you remember anything specific about the nineties?


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[Assistant] I think there was either age or you had to go to college. But I just remember thinking these guys are gay.


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[Assistant] They, uh, ringed a football team. Oh, awesome. And this was our first, besides the Nashville Sounds, like our first professional. I mean, I think we'd had some minor league hockey, but.


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[Assistant] This was such a big deal for football. And I remember Corey Fleming played for him. He was a local guy that played Tennessee, went pro. Andy Kelly was the quarterback who was at quarterback at Tennessee. So it was a big deal.


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[Assistant] And their games were so much fun. They played at Bridgestone Arena, what's now Bridgestone Arena, and, you know, the scores are big.


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[Assistant] I think every new name seems weird and you're like, that's so dumb. And then after a while, just get used to it.


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[Assistant] I don't realize how southern I am till someone does my jokes. My dad's a predator.


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[Assistant] It was, well I guess specifically here, uh,


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[Assistant] It was during 1971 during construction of the first American national building, now the UBS tower. It's a partial skeleton of a saber tooth tiger. So they held a contest to see, let people pick what it should be called.


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[Assistant] 75 names, they got it down to the final three. The Ice Tigers, the Fury, and the Attack.


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[Assistant] But then the owner of the Predators said, it's my team, so I can choose.


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[Assistant] Let's see what I say. The attack, the fury, and the ice tigers. The fury?


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[Assistant] But you don't think of bread when you think of Cincinnati.


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[Assistant] Cats is good. Nashville Cats is good. With a K. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Kay is funny. Apparently that came from a song, there's a song called the Nashville Cats.


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[Assistant] One down there. I went to the grand opening. All the celebrities came into town and we were a media sponsor, so I got to be down there with them and Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams. Their movie had just come out that weekend, The Eraser.


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[Assistant] And they were in town promoting it. Bruce Willis sang on Royal Broadway.


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[Assistant] And all these celebrities were part owners, but then it just kind of, I think there might be some left.


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[Assistant] I don't know how the Hard Right Cafe still stays open in Nashville.


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[Assistant] Uh, what do you think of when you think of the 90s?


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[Assistant] So you said you were a Redskins fan. When did you get on board? Did it take you a while to get on board with Nashville's team?


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[Assistant] I was trying to say earlier, Tennessee Walers. Walers. And Laura couldn't figure out what I was trying. I have a hard time with that word.


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[Assistant] Petrol. I remember, I was still in college when the Chase happened, OJ Chase happened. That was just such a crazy story. Uhm, but to your point, if you don't have CNN or something, you know, you're not going to see it just around the clock.


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[Assistant] They also call that Scope's monkey trial.


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[Assistant] And the people are still making TV shows about it, still right now. Greta Van Susteren, that's how she became first well known, I think it was from that. You know who that is?


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[Assistant] I was trying to think of someone like Charles Barkley. Charles Barkley.


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[Assistant] But I bet your mom was all about the OJ.


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[Assistant] There were so many crazy stories, soap opera involving athletes, not even sports related. OJ, if you count that, Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.


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[Assistant] That was just another, just that would dominate the new cycle for, that was right before the Olympics.


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[Assistant] And, uh. I remember that. When was that? 96? He was 94. I remember that.


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[Assistant] And those Olympic women's figure skater, which is always very well watched anyway, was just one of the most watched events ever, I think.


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[Assistant] She did it and then I think she stopped her shits issues with her laces and started crying.


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[Assistant] Did it, got Jeff Galulli to do it, on, without her blessing.


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[Assistant] Pretty generous there with the facts, Brian. Yea. I'm a big Tony Harding fan.


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[Assistant] So there's that, there's Mike Tyson biting Vanderhoof's ear.


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[Assistant] Second time he bit his ear off. Not off, but partially off.


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[Assistant] I just watched a documentary on Tyson, it was very, very good, and they said he was the most recognizable person on the planet at his height.


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[Assistant] And there's not many kind of villain. He went to jail for sexually assaulting a woman. He abused his wife.


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[Assistant] Bites a guy's ears off, and now he's still so beloved in this next chapter of his life. It's pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] Tennis player. She's number one tennis player in the world and she got stabbed on court. On TV.


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[Assistant] There was a Seinfeld where she comes back and Kramer's the ball boy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a fan of Steffi Graf ran out there and stabbed her in the back.


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[Assistant] Because she was the number one player and he was a fan of Stiffy Cra- I mean he's obviously crazy.


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[Assistant] I just remember seeing the highlights. I don't remember if it was live or not. It's the fridge open, right?


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[Assistant] Now that you've made that point, I only remember seeing Monica sell us that shot of her on the ground with them trees. Maybe they purposely didn't.


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[Assistant] She was so young. She was 16 when she won the French open, I think. Is this in her career? No, she came back, but she was never the same. I mean, that's.


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[Assistant] Do you remember Monica Lewinsky and all that?


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[Assistant] I just remember being so nervous and now I'm like, I gotta learn everything about this bommie so when I show up for work, you know, I'll be up to speed on it.


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[Assistant] Well, I did have to be at work the day after the, uh, Olympic bombings. And I went to the Olympics in Atlanta in 96 and I was there for like two days and then I drove home that night because I had to be at work the next morning. And when I woke up the next morning, it was on the news about the bombing that had happened later that night. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] I could have been a suspect in that. And then headed back to Nashville. I was almost the Richard Joel of that.


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[Assistant] Look, I threw out some pretty morbid stuff in the sammys, it got shot down, but now that we remember it, it's all fun and games. Yeah, that's right. I mean, Princess DiDi.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we've talked about that a little bit. I was in Memphis to see the Tennessee Oilers.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so we'll talk about, I mean, Columbine also happened, that's pretty bad. John Benet-Ramsey.


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[Assistant] Uh, so the World Wide Web, uh, first one online in 1993. Because I said World Wide Web.


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[Assistant] I remember people calling it a lot, the information superhighway.


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[Assistant] In 96 hotmail launch, first web-based email service.


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[Assistant] You don't have a hotmail? I did. I don't still have one, but that was my first email.


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[Assistant] Uh, before Google there was Ask Jeeves. Oh yea. You've heard of this?


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[Assistant] Okay. It's now just, I think it's still around. It's called ask.com, but they had the whole thing where we're supposed to be asking a Butler question.


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[Assistant] In 93, CDs finally passed cassettes as more sold, as far as music. Didn't you say cassettes are making a comeback?


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[Assistant] War patron, he's like, most people, there's no reason he needed to have, he just thought it looked cool. So we would, me and my roommate would go, like, we'd take, he'd be over visiting, he'd have his pager on, we'd go in a back room, just one of us.


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[Assistant] We call from a phone, his pager, and just put in some fake number.


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[Assistant] And it wouldn't be instantaneous like a cell phone is now. It'd take a minute.


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[Assistant] And then he started catching on like, I don't know what this is. So then we had to start putting in Lebanon prefixes because he was from Lebanon. So he's like four, four, all that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jeff Bezos founded Amazon in his garage in 1994.


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[Assistant] It started off just an online marketplace for books and then eventually music and videos and now it rules the world. Minimal wage in the 1990s, do you know?


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[Assistant] Uhm, do you want to get, you probably know because I sent you my notes ahead of time, the top movie of the 1990s. You saw that, right?


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[Assistant] It's a good guess. This movie is the biggest grocer of all time until 2010.


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[Assistant] I feel like that was one where you're supposed to see it in three days, so maybe that's why I don't show it as much on TV.


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[Assistant] And it's Titanic had the big soundtrack. There's just so much more with it.


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[Assistant] The 90's, I looked up all the top, I mean the 90's was to me the best decade ever for movies. There's so many good ones. Scream, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Wasn't Blair Witch Project kind of the first to do the shaky cam, low budget.


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[Assistant] Uh, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, the Matrix. Still never seen Shawshank Redemption people.


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[Assistant] Okay, I don't even remember that. I've only seen it once, so I just remember how good it was.


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[Assistant] Uh, Books, John Grisham was the bestselling author of the 90s. Read all of them. Pelican Brief, The Client, The Firm.


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[Assistant] Yeah. The most watched TV episode of the nineties was the cheers finale in 1993. 1993 million people watched it. It was on for 11 years.


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[Assistant] But TV, like, number one shows wise, the last five years of the 90s, it was back and forth between Seinfeld and ER.


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[Assistant] For the last five years. And they both, NBC, I think they both came on Thursday nights.


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[Assistant] It was the number one show on television from 92-93 season. Oh, weird. On PBS.


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[Assistant] I mean, Sesame Street was my generation and I just don't think I even thought about Big Bird if he's what he really was. I just think he's a big bird.


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[Assistant] Music of the 90s, grunge took off in the 90s.


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[Assistant] Uhm, smells like Teen Spirit, Rolling Stone, maybe it's the top song of the 90s.


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[Assistant] Yep. Uh, were you in a grunge?


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[Assistant] That's probably a little before your time. Country music also became just huge early 90s. Nobody was bigger than Garth Brooks.


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[Assistant] Billy Ray Cyrus is the number one album of any music genre in 1992.


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[Assistant] I mean, his album was called Some Gave All, which was a song I remember. But A Key Breaking Heart was by far his big song.


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[Assistant] But in 92, he had the best selling album of any music, so he was about as big as it was.


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[Assistant] I don't know if this is the biggest song, it was the greatest one hit wonder of all time, according to VH1.


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[Assistant] Billboard name Mariah Carey is the artist of the decade in the US.


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[Assistant] Top selling Christmas toys, 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


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[Assistant] That was from Home Alone 2, the little thing, you talk into it immediately, playback what you just said.


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[Assistant] Boxing had some crazy stuff happen, besides what we were talking about.


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[Assistant] Uhm, there was the guy who landed, parachuted into the fight. Do you know this? No.


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[Assistant] In Vegas? Yea. Like a melee breaks out because a guy parachutes in, uhm, during the Holyfield-Riddick-Bo fight. They called him Fan Man.


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[Assistant] Uh, Magic Johnson, I remember when he announced he had HIV and immediately retired. And then he returned, 92 All-Star game, got MVP.


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[Assistant] And then people protested and he retired again for four years, but then returned in 96 and played. I just remember he kept retiring.


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[Assistant] Chris Rock I think had a joke about apparently HIV makes you very undecisive.


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[Assistant] The U.S. won by average of 44 points. Players on the other team got their picture made in autograph, which I fully support.


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[Assistant] I mean, Carlos Gross could have been on some of these other teams.


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[Assistant] He went professional in 96, age of 20. April of 97, he won his first Masters by 12 strokes. He was the number one player in the world by June of 97.


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[Assistant] A couple of baseball things, Cal Ripken broke the consecutive game. I remember watching that game. Something that I thought would never happen.


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[Assistant] And the home run race, which you already mentioned, McGuire and Sosa. I remember that very much. The strike happened in 94.


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[Assistant] That we never crossed our minds. Like, McGuire hit 245 home runs in four years. The year after he hit 70, he hit 65.


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[Assistant] Alright, and the last thing I'm gonna end on, last thing of the 90s, Y2K. You remember that?


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[Assistant] Well, I was working at the TV station in 99, so we were all hands on deck for Y2K. I mean, people thought the world might end. There was like, people were stocking food and.


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[Assistant] No, I wasn't prepping, but, uh. You got a gun? No, I don't. You got a plan.


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[Assistant] Right. That's the whole argument. People say they overreact and the other half says, no, it's because we took it serious and prepared.


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[Assistant] You think, well a lot of it is in the inflection that you do it. I think that is unique in a way. Let's go folks. Well, even the hello folks. Hello folks. Hello folks. I mean, who talks like that?


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[Assistant] I like, uh, look, I like let's go folks. Uh, but I wouldn't be upset either way. I think they're both, I think they're both good. I hear it a lot now in the wild and people using it and it's cool.


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[Assistant] No, I'm saying fans, fans of the podcast that I meet are using it. So I like it either way.


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[Assistant] Nobody says that. It's a juxtaposition of let's go the way younger people talk, folks and the way older people talk, which is a big theme in your comedy, Nate, is being in between generations. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's who I would be. Yeah, the guy holding everybody back on the bench. Yeah, I'm holding all the crew. I hold them back when we laugh.


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[Assistant] I mean, yeah, $17 and 30 cents. For a kick.


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[Assistant] So these bars, some bars will do like dollar pitcher night. It's just crazy. It's crazy how cheap these places will give it sometimes.


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[Assistant] You did, man. That really made me laugh. You got me a plunger for the really nice plunger. I don't know, I don't know what it's special about it, but it looks really nice.


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[Assistant] It was on your registry. Okay. Yeah. And then the description, I opened it up, like who got us the plunger? It was for Brian and said, I want you to think of me every time you use this.


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[Assistant] Somebody sent us and it wasn't, it wasn't labeled and it was this kit of, of a, to like, where,


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[Assistant] My wife and I are supposed to, like, body paint all over it. It's the weirdest thing we've, I was so...


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[Assistant] Well, dude, I read this, how it had this guide of what to do. Like you cover yourself in paint and then the two of you together.


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[Assistant] That's crazy how big Coke is that just like $4 billion is just, now is just a bad day.


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[Assistant] Or a rope-a-dope. So it was just nothing.


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[Assistant] Or I feel like, yeah, I feel like that does play a, play a role in it. I don't know. There you go. Uh, I learned the hard way not to try to try to add a little thought there at the end.


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[Assistant] That's a great book. I've had that book for a while. They kind of go through all the different types of philosophy and explain it with one-liner jokes and it's really cool. That's fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot of, a lot of folks came out. That's really cool. And we were talking earlier, you know, when you're like meeting people after the show and you're just shaking people's hands and, and podcast fans would go.


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[Assistant] Hello folk. They just try to, so they, you're talking about it being a secret handshake. Like that's what it was. Yes. They just kind of throw it in there. So I knew. Uh, so that was really cool. Thank you to everybody that came out. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] And it's a joke. I did get some let's go's too. Oh, okay. It's out there.


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[Assistant] You've moved on. We've done with my life, man. I felt like it was time. And I think somebody pointed out that you both correctly predicted that this is when it would happen. It would be a couple of weeks after I got married.


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[Assistant] You have somebody showing you a video like on their phone and you tap it to see how long, how long is left.


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[Assistant] Oh dude, it was the easiest thing in the world. They don't care at all. They do. The guy was like my age. I walk in and he goes, Hey, I like your shirt very sarcastically. And I go, Oh yeah, I'm here to cancel my membership. I don't like your shirt that much anymore. Yeah. Like a funny, he goes, all right, just give me your phone number and I'll cancel it.


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[Assistant] Right. My intentions, yeah, my intentions were pretty clear walking in there. I feel like they knew.


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[Assistant] So it's $10 a month and then there's an annual fee of, of I think $70 or something like that. So.


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[Assistant] It was enough that I should have cancelled it a while.


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[Assistant] $480 in, in just the monthly fee. Plus I think a $60 or $70 annual fee. So that'd be another $280.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we can, we can do the math. 480 plus.


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[Assistant] Almost a thousand dollars. Over four years.


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[Assistant] I think the annual fee is a little bit higher than that. I don't know for sure.


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[Assistant] I put that on TikTok, the amount of com, I mean, hundreds of comments of, I've been paying for Planet Fitness for years, never gone in. You've inspired me to come in and to go cancel this week. And then I got a lot of comments that were like, I run a Planet Fitness. Thank you for this because.


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[Assistant] That allows us to be so cheap. You basically subsidized to Planet Fitness for four years. Yeah. And that's their business model and it's very, very effective.


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[Assistant] Oh, I, I, I don't begrudge them at all. It's like it worked.


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[Assistant] Planet fitness like David, they commented on it. They said distance makes the heart grow fonder.


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[Assistant] That it's not. It's forgettable. You forget a year easy. You'll just, you just won't even notice it in your credit card statement for a while. And then you just want, you're like, I'm at $10. Yeah.


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[Assistant] There's like cookies on the way out. It's pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] I come out with like, the black card I upgraded my madness and I gotta talk me into it.


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[Assistant] Okay, I don't know if Goosebumps does that too, too much. I mean, yeaah.


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[Assistant] You have a tail in the womb, right? As a fetus, you have a tail. I'm pretty sure some people are born with them.


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[Assistant] All right. I regret looking at that. Sorry. Uh, my bad guys. Don't look up vestigial tails. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, it's on Google Human Tale. Oh.


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[Assistant] Humans do have a tail, but it's only for a brief period during our embryonic development.


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[Assistant] It's most pronounced at around day 31 to 35 of gestation and it regresses into the four or five use vertebrae becoming our coccyx.


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[Assistant] In rare cases, the regression is incomplete and usually surgically removed at birth. So if you're born with one, they usually just take it off. But I guess maybe if it's too big, they're like, this kid is just going to grow up with a tail.


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[Assistant] Just to set the kid apart a little bit. We all need a thing.


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[Assistant] How was my comment last week? Well, he had a tail. What'd he talk about?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Like day one, they just give you six elements. You gotta make this last buddy for your life.


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[Assistant] I don't think I would've thought. Two swimming pools? Of spit. Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot, dude.


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[Assistant] That's way more than I would have thought. I mean, I would have guessed like a- This table?


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[Assistant] How often do you spit? I used to spit a bunch when I was a kid.


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[Assistant] Did you, speaking of cut Larry, did you see the interview with, uh, I mean, I know you didn't, but Demi, Demi Lovato was on doing some interview and they asked her,


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[Assistant] Uh, they asked her what her favorite dish was, and she was like, oh, probably coffee mugs. She thought they meant, she thought they meant like dishes. She talked about it for a while.


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[Assistant] You think? No, but. I can't ever imagine thinking somebody's asking me, what's your favorite like plate or saucer or anything?


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[Assistant] He told me a gorilla doesn't have a chance.


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[Assistant] Even chimpanzees and gorillas, our closest genetic cousins, lack chins. Instead of poking forward, their lower jaws slope down and back from their front teeth.


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[Assistant] Let's read, a chin-stroking mystery.


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[Assistant] You think that works an unlimited amount of times? Or at a certain point does your body like, how long are we going to keep going?


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[Assistant] But no, the amount that you just leave a human locked up for a year and then.


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[Assistant] I remember seeing a story about a study, you know, people that do medical studies and stuff for money where they paid a guy


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[Assistant] Volunteered and did it and they got paid a lot of money to just lie down.


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[Assistant] No, but can you? There's a, theoretically there's a limit. You can't run a mile in 10 seconds.


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[Assistant] Right? Where is, where is the limit? What is, yeah, when does it stop? When is the body reaches? When can the human body not get any better?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you'd think hundreds of years from now that his records will look silly to people.


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[Assistant] We've talked about her before, but did she just do the Olympic trial?


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[Assistant] Is it, what's the rule? Three days, three weeks, three months. It's like water, three days, food, three weeks, something else. Three months. You heard that?


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe it's air three minutes, water three days. Yeah. That sounds right. Food three weeks. That sounds right.


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[Assistant] This is the three days, three week, three months rule of adopting a dog.


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[Assistant] It had nothing to do with what we were talking about.


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[Assistant] I feel like I can hold my breath for pretty long. I could do over three minutes, no problem.


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[Assistant] I think if I absolutely needed to, you can always do it longer than me.


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[Assistant] Three days without water, three weeks without food, three months without companion.


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[Assistant] You never just watch golf on the couch and just fall asleep? No.


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[Assistant] I used to pull all-nighters all the time in school and I think I've done two in a row. I think I'm done.


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[Assistant] Koala sleep 18 to 22 hours a day. So you nailed it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So, 24 minutes to beat it by 7.


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[Assistant] If you can train yourself, yeaah, your pulse is so slow when you're holding it, like 10 or something. Crazy.


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[Assistant] I gotta be honest, that does not look like the guy who I think would have the record. That guy looks like he has no lung capacity whatsoever.


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[Assistant] It says he broke the record for the longest time breath held voluntarily.


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[Assistant] And they stipulated that like somebody, somebody who didn't want to held it for 30 minutes or something.


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[Assistant] This is not the right person at all. Alright, I'll get back to it.


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[Assistant] She, she lived till she was 94. Thelma Thomas passed away in 2019.


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[Assistant] Things just move a little faster after experience like that, man. So yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, I knew Velma from Scooby Doo and I thought that was a made up name for the show.


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[Assistant] No, it's just, I've never, have you ever met a Velma before?


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[Assistant] These guys, I mean, these guys look insane. The world's strongest men. They, they just, they look like the, you tell me me and them are the same thing.


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[Assistant] Well the spleen filters them, cleans them. We learned that earlier. That's true.


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[Assistant] That's, that's a great office quote by the way. Just, there is a small part of me that's excited about these changes, but 70% of me is water.


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[Assistant] Welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm here with Brian Bates, Aaron Weber. Uh, thank you as always for listening. Also thank you to Viori for sponsoring this episode of Nate Land. Get yourself some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet at Viori.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] Not only will you receive 20% off your first purchase, but enjoy free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75. Uh, thank you everybody. Uh, you know, we did the live podcast. We're back in here now.


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[Assistant] Which is very fun, everybody had a good time. I want to give a shout out to the McFail family. M-C-P-H-A-I-L They sent me a dinosaur.


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[Assistant] The Herbivorous. No, that's his diet. I thought that was the name of it.


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[Assistant] Uh, I would just call him Nate. His name is Nate. I've adopted a dino named Nate. Very, very cool. Uh, and you can go see this. You can see it somewhere, right? I think it moves all around, but it goes everywhere. He's still alive. He was, uh, he lived a hundred to 66 million years ago, uh, size two and a half tons.


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[Assistant] Nate spends most of his days out on the old Dingo golf course practicing his short game. Whenever his favorite podcast, Nate Lane comes out with a new episode, he goes out to the green to golf and listen to it.


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[Assistant] Seven years ago. Uh, so that's our fault for mentioning it so late. Uh, so yeaah, we're very excited to be back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, uh, you know, and the pressure of doing it live is fun because, you know, it's not stand up where it's like, I know these jokes work. You know, you're making this stuff up on your, you know, just as we're going, as you see.


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[Assistant] So with an audience there, you feel a little more like I gotta be like performing, you know? Yeah. Uh, which I think we, you know, it was pretty good. People liked it.


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[Assistant] Uh, so let's hear it from these comments. Chad Kirk. Hello folks. This episode has been the best one yet. I love them all, but you can tell that Nate, Aaron and Bacon Ranch are standups because they bring the heat in front of a live audience. Keep up the great work.


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[Assistant] It does. It's, it's a big difference when you're in front of people, you get into like wanting to tell jokes.


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[Assistant] You know, it's funny to be sitting down on stage because you don't ever do that. Uh, but it was a good show. We were, we will probably do more live ones. You know, I mean, this was at Zany's. It's easy for us to do it here. So if you missed it or I mean, if we do another one, you better come back because it's different, uh, which is great. It's not like stand up.


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[Assistant] David John, as a Nateland folk since the first episode, seeing Nate sitting in the middle weirds me out. I know, I like the middle though.


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[Assistant] I don't, it was like a weird like, you know, it's like, where are we gonna sit? You gotta face the crowd. I want to be able to see the crowd.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean I, so we, you know, they set up the, with the, the picture, so you saw all this.


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[Assistant] And we had a table and like, so, you know, I first, I thought, I don't know, maybe we'd still use this table. I don't think we'd bring these things. Uh, and we just have with like little stands would be better. And I think that would be easier, but maybe we could have a table that's a little more rounded out, you know, so everybody could kind of be facing.


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[Assistant] That way. Uh, so yeaah, I don't know. We'll see. We'll see what happens. We might be rearranging in here. I'm a rearranger. I like changes. I change, we change a lot.


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[Assistant] Like, so I might, might try, what if we try y'all there, here, back, you know, who knows?


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[Assistant] Uh, Sam Weimer, when Bojack compared himself to Toby from the office, it was so spot on that I nearly Googled to see if the two had any direct relation in real life. Absolutely amazing.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. She's very smart. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Everybody, Jim should do that. Yeah. They should be like, Hey, you as an, as an ad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's definitely fit for Planet Fitness. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You just walk right out. That's how much working out is not on your mind.


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[Assistant] Rayan, Rayan Z. Nate is absolutely correct. I moved to Montana last year and it took a few weeks for me to adjust to the big sky. It was actually overwhelming and annoying. And I kept my visor down in the car.


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[Assistant] I've been listening from the start and look forward to your podcast more than any other. BB brings a lot to the show and is a great sport. Aaron makes me laugh just by seeing him laugh and Nate is my favorite male comedian. Thanks guys. Uh, yeah, I like that she, you know, uh, I think it's a she. Uh, they get it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just like you just, it's darkness and it's just an overwhelming amount of darkness. Cause it's, you know, there's no, there's no light pollution out there. Yeah. So when you see like light in a town, there's like some hope and then you're like, well, there's, if something goes wrong, there's a town there or something. And when you're just driving and there's just nothing to do.


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[Assistant] And you're like, you know, I was on the side of the interstate, like I'm not pulled off into like a road.


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[Assistant] Uh, kind of off on the interstate, but if you went.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think it would, and I would, I would love to do it as a trip is to go kind of through Montana and go really walking around and hiking and stuff through Montana. But if you're way out there, man, it would be, it would, it would be a lot. Like you, it would take some adjusting to get used to.


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[Assistant] And then you're there, you're just like alone. You yanked that visor down. That's a pretty good move. To have it down. Just pulling them all down.


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[Assistant] It's the Moors. How about the guy who was in charge of building I-24? His only job was to construct a highway through Tennessee from Kentucky to Georgia. But because he got a little off course, they had to throw up extra signs. You're leaving Tennessee. Welcome to Georgia. Welcome back to Tennessee. You're really being Georgia 20 miles down the road.


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[Assistant] Especially if you live there. So like technically you could live in Georgia and be like, Oh, I'm supposed to be in Tennessee. Like if they were really run very, very different and how like, you know, you'd be like so frustrating to be like, it's just right there. I think Arkansas or something has a,


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[Assistant] Place that's a street. I feel like the street divides the half the street is maybe Tennessee and maybe Britain.


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[Assistant] Michael, I have to correct a few things. Daniel Boone was a Virginian slash Kentuckian. The war of 1812 lasted for three years, not one, but Binnegan's killed it again. He's definitely the unsung hero of the podcast. That's the only reason I put that in there. Just for that.


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[Assistant] I don't think you'd be alive to care, but if, like if your loved one. Yeah, exactly. If your father died in the war of 1812 and they go, golly, that's crazy, dude. Was it like March or something? He goes, no, it's actually 1814. And you go, oh.


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[Assistant] And they just kept rolling it until 1815. What else would they call it? Whore of 1812 is a good name.


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[Assistant] The 1812 overture. But maybe it's like, it's the war starting in 1812. This is the war of 1812. And it took us three years to get it right. And by the time we got to 1815, we were like, what are we fighting about? And you're like, I don't even remember.


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[Assistant] 1812 anymore. 1812 anymore, dude. Times have changed. John Lanty.


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[Assistant] I think my favorite bit of any podcast I listen to is Backstreetboy always bringing up depressing events as his fun facts.


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[Assistant] Kat Cooke, Erin, the World's Fair is also a place where people bring new inventions and such.


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[Assistant] The Eiffel Tower was built for a World's Fair, as was the Seattle Space Needle. A lot of amazing architecture came from them actually.


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[Assistant] Well, I, Knoxville is probably seems like a weird place to have the fair. Yeaah. But they did it and they put that thing there.


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[Assistant] I've never seen that. Yeah, that was definitely an off year for the world.


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[Assistant] I don't, okay, I mean space is so tall. And then the sun sphere is, it's just, can you go up in it?


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[Assistant] It said something, uh, in early morning, right there, a shot was fired from outside the fair site and shattered one of the sphere's windows. No one was ever arrested for the incident.


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[Assistant] I mean, it took two dollars to get to the elevator to get to the observation deck and look at Knoxville and just go up to the top of that and go.


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[Assistant] Okay, can you see Nashville or something from up here? Yeah. I mean, no, no, no, you can just see Knoxville. No, you can't even see the stadium from up here. Yeah. Somebody got so mad. It's not high enough. I don't think it's that high.


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[Assistant] Right? Like, I mean, the space signal is so hot. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, uh, yeah, it's, uh, yeah, why did they go? I mean, I don't know. Look at the, how many world fairs? I'm just curious.


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[Assistant] I've only known of Knoxville. Me too. Uh, New York.


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[Assistant] They should, it should be more known. It's kind of a cool thing. Like why don't you, it should be a big deal to be like, oh, we're getting the world fair. And then they go. But you don't ever hear about it anymore.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, my dad's done a ton of shows at Wilson County Fair. Uh, we go, I think we go every year. Uh, and it's the best. So it's, it's, it's so big. And it's, yeah, it's super, super fun.


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[Assistant] Haley, Haley Thornton. I go to Cumberland University and never knew about that football game score until a couple of months ago. A couple months ago. At least we have a world record now. Go Phoenix!


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[Assistant] And now you're here. Nothing that says more about you than it does us. That's what they tell them. It's like really putting them down. I know you might be thinking, why am I out of college? I lost once to 220. We might ask you the same thing.


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[Assistant] What am I at? You're about 60 to zero. No one scored though. They don't ever go, you know, they get one super smart guy. They're like, he's got seven on the board and he's only down 50 to seven.


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[Assistant] So we think he can get out of there. L. Peter.


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[Assistant] Everybody I have ever known in my life says kitty corner, maybe because we're Canadian. I've never heard catty corner before today. Kitty corner, catty corner.


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[Assistant] Comfortable, uh, they make it look so great in everyday life, uh, just not even, you don't have to just wear them to the gym. They have so many people who are still working from home. So if you already, you can look nice, feel great and run errands, which is something that I do love. I love wearing like this workout, you know, workout gear is great.


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[Assistant] It's very comfortable and to wear it out and not look like a hobo is a good thing. The Sunday Performance Joggers are so comfortable and great for my outside workout since they're warm but not hot. It was easy for me to go online, find what I like and order it. Perfect fit to do yourself a favor and get your own Biore. Biore is an investment in your happiness for our listeners.


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[Assistant] They are offering 20% off your first purchase. Get yourself some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet at Viori.com slash Nate. That is V U O R I dot com slash Nate. Not only will you receive 20% off your first purchase,


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[Assistant] Honestly, I do, I wear this stuff. I love Viori. I know a lot of, I know a lot of golfers that wear Viori.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, you can wear it. They have golf stuff. It's, it's an, it's an awesome, it's a truly, uh, truly this stuff is great. Go to Viori.com slash Nate and discover Viori clothing like I did. So we were talking a lot about, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, or something like that last episode, uh, L. Peters Canadian, right? We have a lot of Canadian fans. A lot of Canadian fans. And, uh, we have a Canadian for them today.


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[Assistant] How about now? We've had a good run. Uh, this young man right here, uh, is Canadian. I think you can tell by how he looks. He, I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, the states are, when we have someone coming to town, they're from somewhere, uh, and we lump all of, uh, country in with this guy. I was gonna say, we'll get no more precise than Canada.


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[Assistant] They're, so this, this, this fella's name is Graham K. K-A-Y.


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[Assistant] And he, Graham, me and Graham, uh, were in New York together a long, long time ago. Uh, I mean, I started before Graham, but, uh, when Graham moved there, uh, from Canada. And then, uh, we were doing shows, I mean, this has been going on now for...


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[Assistant] How long? 10, over 10 years I think. 2008? Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, wow. That's a long time. Yeaah. Thirteen years. You think, you think I'd be doing better? Yeah. No, I thought, I think...


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[Assistant] And do you ever, when you walk around in shoes, where you're like, god, this feels so good.


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[Assistant] Don't be stereotypical, but can you ice skate really well?


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[Assistant] You could skate. Yeah. Cause it's understood that the land is ice. Yeah, yes. Yes, it's on ice.


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[Assistant] Could you right now, uh, skate pretty, like would you have to like kind of get back into it? You played hockey growing up in high school. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Wow, so he was in, so you, you saw those guys, were they just unreal then?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he, uh, so, but when you were, so, like, when you are playing and you're 17, like, he was just a very highly recruited, like, you could tell, like, this dude was just above everybody else.


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[Assistant] Did, uh, so right now though, when was the last time you skated? Uh, I skated.


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[Assistant] It's funny cuz skating is you, uh. I mean you start when you're two. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, yeah, so I guess you learn it so young. It is interesting because it's like, if you don't skate...


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[Assistant] We never really skated here. There's a skating rink downtown, but yeah, it was not a big hockey is a lot bigger here in Nashville than it ever was. And it's starting to be like, you know, kids are getting into it now. So it's tough.


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[Assistant] Are you just going, as you skate back to the bench, you're like, you know, like I feel like that's the move you make when you skate back to the bench. You're like slumping, just being like.


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[Assistant] When they skate back to the bench, like if a goalie is being replaced or something, but like if you're down and you're kind of like pouting and then you're good, you have to go shhh.


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[Assistant] Is, uh, do people get into the figure skating more in Canada or is it really just hockey?


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[Assistant] Well, but this is, let's get, you know, everybody has these stereotypes.


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[Assistant] They're, uh, I've seen one driving in Maine. And they're enormous. They're so big.


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[Assistant] She's always trying to sell me on it. Well it's interesting to think, like, you know, people just really, you just get into the sport that you're dealt with, you know, like.


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[Assistant] Uh, what's, what's a, what's a fun fact? Ottawa is the capital of Canada? Did you guys know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're not like, you know, you can go, there's towns everywhere. You, well, parts of Canada, you're going to be, uh, you're going to be able to see, what'd you look up?


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[Assistant] Look at those, the lights that go way up there. Like how?


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[Assistant] How far up do people live? I mean, there are people that are so far up that it's just never warm.


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[Assistant] Beautiful. I guess. Yea, well I mean, it's gonna be, but yea, it's a lot.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, is there more of you? No, this is it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, we don't appreciate it. It's like we're just trying to shorten it. We don't like it. Well, why don't you take the time to speak our, what we're called. I think I'm way on board with these people. And I love it. They have the, in World War I,


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you don't, you get used to it when you go. It's kind of fun. Like I like it more now than I did.


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[Assistant] Uh, well $2. So a $2 coin though, so you could be like, you end up having like a, you know, a bunch of it and you're like, yeah, yeah, I don't care. Like you just get like throwing it around. Cause you, in your head it's a quarter. And then you're like, that was $20. And when we first went to Montreal,


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[Assistant] I mean, I remember, you know, it's like, Montreal Economy Festival, you have no money.


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[Assistant] You're like, you're going, you're, I mean, the broke is you can possibly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can barely afford, you're like, people couldn't, they, I can't afford to go up there. And then you got these coins that you're like, I think it's a dime. And you're like, no, I needed that. I needed that $8. I won't eat. It was like a lunch.


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[Assistant] That's how you do comedy. I laughed. I'm the only one that brings comedy on this podcast. Uh, you walk in, can I speak to the polar bear please? I'd like to talk to the polar bear. I have a picture of a polar bear sitting behind a desk. That's the prime minister. Don't look him in the eye. He's just eating meat.


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[Assistant] Just before you move, let me just, I think I should tell you this.


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[Assistant] Polar bears are actively hunting us everyday. Yes. Yes. So there is crime? No, they're not, they don't steal anything, but they, I guess so, they're murdering a lot of people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we have them. They're here. And they're here. And they know we're here. Yeah. And they don't like it. And they don't care for it.


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[Assistant] I mean, all of them are here. Where's the other 10,000 at a zoo? I mean, I think it's around that area.


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[Assistant] Polar bears are pretty awesome. Like, as far as a bear, could be my favorite bear. A polar bear. Polar bears are very cool. Uh, yeaah, they're just, you know, I don't know, you don't know.


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[Assistant] So that's quite a bit for that, no. That's like two, that's like, what is that, 140 years? 50 years? Yeaah. And there's only been 73? Yeaah. So apparently, well, but now do it when they figured out the nose thing.


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[Assistant] I think Ricky Gervais has a joke about that, and it's special.


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[Assistant] I'm almost pos- About the nose? Yeah. Huh. Maybe about as a rabbit or something like that. I would never be able to play it, but it's, uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He has a joke about, it's an animal facts joke and he talks about hiding their nose or something like that.


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[Assistant] They finally figured it out. What's something else?


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[Assistant] You skate in your backyard and still maple syrup. What is the, what is the heist?


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[Assistant] They stole 3,000 tons of syrup valued at 18 million dollars. Big heist. That's it. But what did they steal in, uh, Goodfellas, like the, you know, the Moffat?


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[Assistant] Just money-wise. Did they catch him? I don't know. I mean, that's a good thing to steal syrup.


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[Assistant] Oh, the people that make the syrup. Yeah. Well, yeah, 77% of the world. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Maple Syrup comes to Canada, I mean that's, so that's y'all. We're like OPEC. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You have a lot of French-speaking people that hate everybody. Yeaah. Do they hate Canadians?


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[Assistant] Cause it's just fun to be, like, that's what it makes me like. I'm like, everything's kind of fun. Like, our time zones are just different. You're like, yeah, it is. It's just, we're 30 minutes different than every, cause we're, yeah. When you come here, leave all your nonsense behind.


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[Assistant] What does their, uh, land look like? Is it just, just exactly like Canada? Is it pretty?


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[Assistant] So, oh wow, yeaah. It's like yeaah. It's pretty nice. It's very very pretty. Is there weather any better? Brutal. It's still brutal. It's brutal.


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[Assistant] I was 23 though. I was about to be 24. So I basically started in 23 and I turned 24 in 3 months. Right. So yeaah. That's a good time to start. You got a good person right here. What if you started when you were 35?


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[Assistant] It should have been more uplifting, you know? And you know what? I'll see.


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[Assistant] Well, that's sometimes all you want. Yeah. You think if I can just make, you know, that's, you always think that when you first start is you just, I want to make enough to wait at wait tables. Yeah. And so you're like, if I can make 18 grand a year. That was my dream.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, you know, sometimes when you want to make those speeches, cause everybody thinks that you don't have, by the time you get to the point to where you can make that speech, you end up kind of being like, ah, you know, you don't care at all.


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[Assistant] Or Judith Friedlander, I talked to him once about it, saying like, did you ever think


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[Assistant] You know, these clubs, these comedy clubs, you know, you're like, when you get to theaters or something and you move up however big you can get, you ever gonna go back to the comedy clubs that never booked you and be like, you know what dude, and like, you know, screw you, you never, you know, whatever?


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[Assistant] And I was like, would you ever do that and maybe not play some of those comedy clubs? And, uh, he goes.


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[Assistant] He goes, what are you going to do? Do that to everybody? Yeah. And then you're like, yeah, you know, it made sense. And then you do get to a point and you're like, it just doesn't. Look, if someone was.


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[Assistant] Horribly wrong to you, then it'd be one thing. But overall, nobody, eh, they, rightfully so, you're nobody.


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[Assistant] You think you're like, they should be booking me. You know who I am? We talked about like, when after I did that CMT thing.


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[Assistant] I barked at a comedy club after I did that. I did a TV, I did a TV thing.


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[Assistant] And I flew back, I was on television. And I flew back and had to hand out flyers like everybody else.


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[Assistant] Nobody cares. Yep. And then you gotta, you almost just gotta like.


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[Assistant] Realize that you like you do everything and then your satisfaction is when they do come back and want you to do.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't like, I'm not going to go but like grab him and go as crazy as I would have been a little bit younger, but I enjoy him and I would be very kind of interested in that and like, uh, it's kind of crazy to me.


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[Assistant] I, you know, especially around Mother's Day, maybe I'll take Laura. Uh, imagine, imagine taking, like, I, I, I, Laura would have, she's never heard of this. Yeah. Uh. We are going. I know. She never heard of this. She doesn't listen to the podcast. Yeah. I don't let her listen to this one. And I buy her a.


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[Assistant] I mean, if I was like, we're going to Narc- what is it? Narcisse? Narcisse? Narcisse, Canada. Where is it at? Uh, Manitoba? Yeah, okay.


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[Assistant] Winnipeg is, uh, I've been to Winnipeg, maybe Winnipeg was, not Edmonton, I was in Winnipeg.


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[Assistant] Great comedy club in Winnipeg. A lot of people go there. Very cold place. That was where Winnipeg was. That's what I mean with Edmonton. I got married.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they did a great job. They got the queen there.


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[Assistant] Is, uh, yeaah, I mean, you know, the stereotypes that we've been throwing out, I don't understand. Everyone's kind of come true. We don't just say I'm sorry, and you're like, I mean, you're like passing laws.


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[Assistant] It's funny the attitude to be, we want to be, we're not America.


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[Assistant] Yo, something happens, y'all go to war and you have to call that mall. Hey!


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[Assistant] Yeah, we went, uh, what is the comedy club there? Comic strip or not comedy?


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[Assistant] I went there, it's a good club and, uh, but it's very funny. They had this, uh, they had a girl host or no, the girl did a guest spot and, uh, it did not go well. She bombed really bad. And then when she said good night, the owner played another one bites the dust.


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[Assistant] Crazy. It was very, I talked to her, I went and talked to her afterwards and made fun of just, cause it was like, we've all bombed. Good for you.


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[Assistant] I remember I was like up there, I was like maybe alone, like, uh, it was one of the, why did I go there? It was one of the last clubs I did.


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[Assistant] And our, uh, I forget, it's a great place, but it was, uh, yeah. And I just remember and I mean, bless her heart. Like she was, uh, you know, it was, it was just heartbroken. She did not go well, but we've all, you know, everybody's bomb. So it's like, I get it. And then he just to play that was like,


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[Assistant] Just tell everybody that, so I would tell everybody on earth that story. Like that's, cause that's just, you know, that's how you get past all that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Canada day. It's our day. It's like y'all weren't, but y'all were like drawing on the desk and they go, Canada, what day do you want your day to be? And you're like, uh, Canada day. Canada day.


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[Assistant] What was the question again? What is your main day want to be called? Oh, uh, Canada day. What's your Christmas?


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[Assistant] Does Santa not give it all, his all up there because he's so close to y'all. He knows that y'all know him. That maybe Santa...


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[Assistant] Just kind of phones it in and you're like, yo man, just cause you live down the street from us doesn't mean you can't, you know, you're wearing shorts right now. Like Santa doesn't.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the games are packed. How far have y'all made it?


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[Assistant] Is it, would y'all like, would you root for like the Expos over anything? Would you generally just root for a Canada team no matter where you live in Canada?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it grew and probably easily went down to Seattle the most. Yeaah. It could go to the games the most.


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[Assistant] But, is that funny that your Black Friday was after Christmas? Like that's, it should be before because that's when everybody needs to buy the gifts for cheap.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they, they do the sales to get you guys. So Black Friday is like, the idea of it is like, is a mad rush to go buy gifts and then wait.


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[Assistant] What is 26th the most day where people go to the mall after Christmas? Is it? I think it's Black Friday. I always thought it was like the day after Christmas or something. I think people don't leave their house on the 26th. I think, I thought it was the day after Christmas because it was, it was like that was the day people had to go return stuff.


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[Assistant] So, uh, maybe it's, you know. But yea, Boxing Day is like, uh, I don't know, I don't like Boxing Day. I just like that y'all, it's like you just know that about Canada, it's like fun.


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[Assistant] All right. So 26 is the third day. So I was up there and I would imagine Black Friday is pretty newly up there.


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[Assistant] I don't think he was always up there. I don't remember Black Friday being the biggest thing. It's definitely gotten bigger. Uh, and so, 21st. Number 3.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, about the internet, yeah. But they, uh, they're having the World's Fair in Dubai, but I don't think you need, you still have the World, you just, no, I think you should use the World's Fair, I think it's very fun.


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[Assistant] We advertise it as this science fair. Bunch of cool people gonna show up.


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[Assistant] I'm going to leave them wine this time. And then that just sets it up. I think it would be nice. Do you think they want rye whiskey every time? Let's give them a nice Cabernet. And then that just starts the war. He sees it as an insult.


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[Assistant] Y'all been up there doing this stuff, right? And they go, yeah, yeah, now we're up there, we're having a good time.


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[Assistant] It is so cold out. Right now it's 11 degrees up there. Look at that picture. Is that 11 degrees?


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[Assistant] So what's the hottest it could get up there? It just can't get probably that hot. No. Never really above freezing. Hopefully not.


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[Assistant] I've been to Greenland. Really? It was dark for 24 hours and we left. What's in Greenland?


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[Assistant] I said, can someone turn the light on? They said, light doesn't come on for two weeks in LF. No, they, we, it was, uh, cut the light on. I go cut the light on.


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[Assistant] And it was dark for the whole time and we were doing the troops, some troops up there. The troops that are actually, that's like the system that.


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[Assistant] Tells you if you're, we're gonna get hit by a nuclear weapon. Like, you're the most, you know, know, know it.


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[Assistant] So they're the most important. It was very funny because at first I was like, as a joke, I was telling them, I'm like, what are these losers up here doing? You're like, uh, the most important stuff. Yeah. All right. Sorry about that, everybody. It's like they're real, you know, they're protecting everybody.


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[Assistant] And so we were up there and we took a flight from.


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[Assistant] DC to there and the flights, the way the flights work to that, to that place, it was basically like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know when, uh, who was there then too was my buddy Kenny.


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[Assistant] Clayton, he did, he did some contract work and, uh, because I almost did it. It was 2000, uh, maybe it was...


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[Assistant] I don't remember. It was five to seven, something like that. I don't remember when he went, but it was like, you could go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, just go do, and so I was like really, really thinking about it. And he went and did it. And then he came back pretty quick. It was like, cause they were in the green zone and then it was like, I think it was chaos. No, it's chaos, dude. There was stuff every day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's crazy. It's like, I mean, you read books on that, like time, like it's, yeah, it's wild. I mean, it's wild. Like it was just, yeah, yeah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] So do they think, is that the picture of it? Like that's the only picture. This is a picture.


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[Assistant] Oh, apparent sighting's a big, and no, it's, it isn't because of apparent sighting's a Bigfoot. Oh, like, there's a lot of Bigfoot in Canada. Yeaah. Yeaah, Bigfoot's a big deal up there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a good question. Alright, that's it. Canada! We did it. Hey, thanks for having me.


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[Assistant] Graham K everybody, uh, he's, uh, what's your stuff, grahamk.com or.


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[Assistant] That's it. Do y'all have anything? No. No. No. No. Open. Wide open. I mean, I'm in Zany tonight.


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[Assistant] This weekend. This weekend. Yes, this weekend. Yep. Yep. Awesome.


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[Assistant] Alright, go check that out, The Riot. Uh, thank you guys. We love you. See you next week. Thanks so much for having me. Oh yea, thanks Graham.


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[Assistant] So one broke down in the Atlantic Ocean too, that's where all the...


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[Assistant] The tic tac, okay, the UFO. The tic tac UFO. Shaped like a tic tac, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's like, that's like can of beer, can of coke, yeah.


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[Assistant] That's what I put in the letter. I'd love to come in there, but it's logically impossible for me.


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[Assistant] Right? And to get halfway there, I'd have to get a quarter the way there first.


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[Assistant] And you can keep doing that an infinite amount of time. It's impossible to go anywhere is what I'm trying to say. That's the message I'm trying to get across.


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[Assistant] What do you call the house that's on your neighborhood on the other, the other corner? You say that house is what to you?


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[Assistant] Little Rock, it is illegal to walk your cow down Main Street after 1pm on Sunday.


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[Assistant] The last wild cow on earth is believed to have died in Poland in 1627.


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[Assistant] But there are no more wild cows in the world. They've all, they're fully domesticated.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. I mean, all mammals do. Yeah, they all do.


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[Assistant] Is it true that cows can walk upstairs but not downstairs?


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[Assistant] I remember we were kicking around ideas for a senior prank high school and somebody said we bring some cows in, walk them up the stairs, then they can't come back down.


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[Assistant] Cause he has like a dog size when he's, when he's a baby kind of. Yeah, yeah, they're very small.


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[Assistant] Amazon. Yeah, so they're crushing it, but Walmart's still up there, man.


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[Assistant] So you, uhm, T-Pain, Chris Brown, do you think that's a different?


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[Assistant] Vibe on the tour bus, then the three of us, you think a little bit different.


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[Assistant] It's little, for just like moments, it's really cool. For cool moments, like Mariah Carey's stuff. You ever see Mariah Carey do the National Anthem at one of the Super Bowls? She does that, that last note. It hits it and everyone's like, woah. She hits it for like two seconds. That's all you want.


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[Assistant] You should be excited. I mean, I think that might be best case scenario hire for you guys, I feel like.


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[Assistant] Well, I got really annoyed the last Notre Dame game, Tony Dungey wouldn't shut up about how, how much all the players love Clark Lee and everything. Oh yeah. I was like, yeah, could you stop talking about how awesome he is? Cause he's been.


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[Assistant] I know we have a history of colorful names on the podcast, but turler, the turler family. I bet it's name is.


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[Assistant] The Lurr family? The Lurr family? I think his name is Tyler and he's being funny. Turler.


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[Assistant] You know, I was talking to Brian, we, we had a clip on your Facebook, go kind of viral from like the second episode of the podcast about talking to millions, billions, trillions of dollars has like 2 million views and a lot of them have no idea.


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[Assistant] What the podcast is? So most of the comments are just like, these guys are morons. They think it's like a math podcast.


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[Assistant] What if it's, uh, that one video went, did go viral? It has 2 million views on Facebook. God. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The Brad Pitt clip has like a million views too. Really? Talking about Brad Pitt riding his lawnmower. Yeah. The comments are funny because if it goes viral like that, it gets to people that don't know what the podcast is. And it's just so funny reading the comments. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's where I've heard that word. I don't know if he's from the Rasmussen-Pole family.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when I first heard that, I was upset by it.


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[Assistant] But I think it actually makes it more of a clutch performance that she has to lip sync. Yeah. Can you imagine if she messes up the lip sync?


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[Assistant] People would be more mad about that than if she just performed badly. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Right, well that, that's tough to, she's doing all kinds of runs and stuff where it's, and, and. It would be more clutch.


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[Assistant] You also probably, you probably can't even hear yourself. We pre-record this. Uh, we're lip-syncing this entire episode.


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[Assistant] I wasn't on my high school cross country team, believe it or not, but I would love for a private concert from John Mayer, the most talented musician of my generation, of my lifetime.


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[Assistant] Derrick Trucks is the best blues guitarist for sure. You ever see BB King, Derrick Trucks and John Mayer all playing together?


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[Assistant] To be 15 donuts in reaching for your 16th. And I'm thinking, you know what? Nobody even knows I'm doing this. That would almost be a good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you kind of abandoned me at the party. It's like, well I had stuff to do.


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[Assistant] I went to, uh, I was in, uh, Springfield, Missouri this weekend. Yeah. Went to the original Bass Pro shop. Oh, really?


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[Assistant] The first one, it's huge. You can spend the whole day there. There's like museums in there and all kinds of stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's bigger than that. It was the first one and it's this whole sort of complex that you enter.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's like extra money, you know? Had to spend it on his jacket, you know?


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[Assistant] It's also a secular holiday, so everybody, all Americans celebrate it, I feel like. Yeah. It's a big word, man.


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[Assistant] I guess I remember using that because my parents would made us go to mass on Thanksgiving sometimes. And I remember being like, come on, this is a secular holiday. This isn't even.


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[Assistant] We had a lot of arguments at the dinner table, man. It was, uh, we could argue over what?


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[Assistant] I don't know. Um, stuff like that. I mean, not even like at each other. My dad would just love to debate, debate us about stuff.


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[Assistant] No, just me. Just me and my fiance. By yourself.


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[Assistant] Like a hundred thousand dollars a night. What's, well, can we guess where it is? Yeah. You'll never get it. What continent is it? Um, I'm already out. It's taking, it's taking me a while, man.


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[Assistant] Alright, my mistake. Yeah, that sounds terrible, man. The submarine?


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[Assistant] How much does a view matter to you guys in a hotel room? I'm looking at this $100,000


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[Assistant] I'm just thinking of the hotels I stay at. I don't even know if I opened the curtains the whole time I'm here.


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[Assistant] I just, we can, uh, woke up, opened up my blinds and I just looked at Springfield, Missouri for a little bit. I think I got it all.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll do, maybe I'll do the, you know, the blackout curtains and pull those aside so there's just a little, so you can see a little bit, a little bit of sunlight in there.


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[Assistant] Dude, you don't need windows in there. Everything you want to see is inside.


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[Assistant] That's right. I was on a big marquee of a rock club. Very excited. W E B B E R. Yeah. Basketball player, not the grill. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's a good metaphor for, uh, like your career, right? It's just one minute. Grass is not green. You're right. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Teslas are full on. You plug them into the wall, charge them, right?


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[Assistant] Little one, I guess. Yeah. And not, not like a big body pillow, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah. How did they find out that they were geese?


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[Assistant] With the goose in the house. What did they do to him? Did they?


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[Assistant] No, what did they do? Okay. So they found out they were geese. Did they keep them or did they go, I don't know. Maybe we should.


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[Assistant] We have a few rovers over there. Yeah. Curiosity. We're trying to go to Mars.


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[Assistant] We're taking hotel guests next year. It's a major human achievement. It's not like it's just space nerd stuff. That's like.


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[Assistant] People that charter yachts, it costs so much money to be surprised with people that just get on there and just.


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[Assistant] We've been over here for four days. I get there eventually. I don't think I get there quickly, but I think everybody gets there eventually.


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[Assistant] You think the people that spend like 18 months in space, you think 18 months in, they're like, whoa.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well there's no gravitational pressure on your spine for 18 months. I bet, I bet you're significantly taller when you get back.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying a foot taller, but a few inches I bet for sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a six foot tall man would be as many as two inches taller when getting back from, from space. What says while in orbit?


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[Assistant] While on orbit. You return to normal. After a few months when you get back.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying he's still taller, but.


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[Assistant] There's what the room looks like. I mean, it looks pretty comfortable. It's more comfortable than any flight I've taken.


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[Assistant] I'm getting pretty good. Uh, you're getting a lot of these LAX Miami.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I drove 16 hours on Thursday. It's a long day. Wow.


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[Assistant] So, at a 4pm show in Hilton, so I left at 2am. Spreading COVID everywhere. I did the show and then drove back that night. 8 hours each way. It's a long time.


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[Assistant] That traveling of, did you know, I didn't, man, what'd you do? I listened to a lot of podcasts.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you among the stewards, uh, yeah, a lot of sass going on. Yeah. Yeah. The chief stew, you know, I can talk about it for awhile, but.


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[Assistant] It's interesting. It's like a whole new world I knew nothing about. Yeah, chartering yachts.


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[Assistant] I've never had it happen. I've never leaned back. I think you just have a conversation with the person. Nah, you don't do that at all. No. You just go, hey, do you mind if I lean back a little bit? You just go in.


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[Assistant] We can't use the tray table if the person in front of you is leaning back.


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[Assistant] Can you not lean your seat back?


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[Assistant] What I'm saying is how, how we're doing so much to just avoid having a conversation with another human being. If you're seriously that uncomfortable with somebody leaning back, why don't you go, Hey, do you mind just like for a little bit? Just don't lean back. Give me a little, you know, you go and buy a thing and just like do it without talking to them.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's probably illegal to put a rattlesnake in your checked bag, right?


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[Assistant] And I'm saying this, who does that? And then just forgets their bag or doesn't get it. There's a rattlesnake.


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[Assistant] Brian, did you have the joke about you were on a Uber so long that you, you and the driver hugged?


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[Assistant] After the car, the trip was over. Nope. That's not me.


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[Assistant] I bet for everybody involved, everybody involved, good transaction.


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[Assistant] If I have a therapy rattlesnake, I can't just throw that in my bag.


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[Assistant] We are here, I am Nate, Aaron Weber, Brian Bates, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're doing it. We're doing, this is a, uh, an episode that we're doing in case, you know, one of you guys kills over.


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[Assistant] I think we would just take one week off and then we'd get rolling again.


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[Assistant] Even then. Uh, yeaah. You gotta come, yeaah. I don't...


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[Assistant] Uh, no, yeaah, if one of y'all, yeaah, if you got COVID, yeaah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I'd notice, but that, uh, welcome everybody. So yeah, we were recording this. I changed, you know what I thought of? Like I have a different hat. Everybody always talks about our hats. How long can we go? I still have a few hats I haven't worn that I think I could keep going.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could, I could mix it up. I still have a few more left. But I've started diving into hats I don't wear.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't. I actually don't mind this hat. I'd wear it to golfing. Uh, I just haven't. But I would wear it. You know, I like it.


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[Assistant] I gotta be down there with the players and I feel, it was nice they gave me this jacket cause it was a little windy and, uh, no, I'm joking. I would wear it. I could have got this from your closet.


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[Assistant] I think it's you, you don't wear it, so it stands out more. It was a birthday gift. I set the tone.


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[Assistant] Still celebrating his birthday. Uh. Well, you don't throw it away.


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[Assistant] How long is it? Two days max. What's that? Ken Sansa? George? Are you making that up? Making it up. If you have a mantle, my whole life would be, I'd be a different person if I had a mantle.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, so yeaah, we're recording this one, uh, just as a pre-tape, just in case, uh, and, uh, so we're gonna read, we got some just comments, uh, that we, you know, that we sit and say these are the good ones. Not good, but they're, they're ones that, this is the B team, uh, that we're gonna tell them.