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[Assistant] Since I actually sided with him in the penguin pronunciation, I find it funny to hear it pronounced bingles as if it rhymes with pringles. I know this whole comment sounds like a Dr. Seuss book, so I apologize in advance for making Nate read this. Uh, yea Cincinnati bingles. Yea I've always said bingles. Said bingles.


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[Assistant] They don't say anything. What do you think? I just follow them around and go, I think I'm saying it wrong. I think they're saying it wrong. Okay. You protected of the South or you're not protected of the South? Who you defending here? That's a good point.


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[Assistant] I would like to say, both ways that bingles, the way we say it is B-I, the way you say it is B-A.


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[Assistant] No one's saying B, bangles, bae, bae, bae.


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[Assistant] Yeah, bangles. She nailed it though. This is the exact, this is the exact argument


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[Assistant] Uh, Rachel Jones, my husband is from Morocco and says the Moroccan time fact is simply not true.


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[Assistant] He said that if you show up an hour late to meet a friend, they would be angry. And if you show up a day late to a doctor's appointment, you would be laughed at.


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[Assistant] Please let the listeners know so they visit they are not disappointed when they miss their dinner reservations and tour times. I'm glad we got that.


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[Assistant] That, I mean, to live in a society, I mean that would be a very frustrating society. I don't think I could probably handle it if they lived like that.


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[Assistant] I would end up apologizing every day, I would end up going into every doctor's office the next day and be like, hello, I'm Nate Barghese, I'm sorry yesterday I got a little carried away.


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[Assistant] That's, I mean, but one of my favorite things would have been in life would have been Morocco just to show up the next day for your doctors. Like that's, and they're like, whatever dude. That sounds exactly like.


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[Assistant] Thanks a lot guys. I blame y'all for Amy's loss last night on Jeopardy! January 26th, 22. Same day that Nate Land aired, she lost her 40 game streak. You guys jinxed her. Sorry Amy. That is true.


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[Assistant] It's uh, it's our fault. We're the ones, me and you buddy. Sorry, Chris. Chris Colp, Chris Colp, in regards to yard sales, my cousin Kyla.


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[Assistant] Kayla, Kyla was going through a box of items only to be told that they were cleaning out their garage, not having a yard sale.


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[Assistant] She also thought her car was broken into, because when she got inside there was stuff thrown about everywhere, then she realized she was in someone else's car.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's funny. Yea, alright, now I get it. I didn't get it at first, like, she just went up to someone's house.


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[Assistant] I don't remember, I've talked about it in a comic, but one day I was picking him up.


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[Assistant] Cause he goes, this your car? And like I just said, I go, no. And I remember I should have been like, how do you not? That's when I think I got good at playing little pranks. Cause I learned a lesson there.


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[Assistant] To go like he was about to open a door and get in and I could have watched it, I could have listened to it and I like, but just the heart, my good heart in me said no and I've beat that good heart down.


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[Assistant] His buddy Clint's the best. He is so fun. He's a fun time. Uh, Green, what is Green Chef? What is Green Chef?


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[Assistant] Green Chef is a CCOF certified California certified organic farmers meal kit company. Green Chef is now owned by HelloFresh and with more meal plans to choose from, there's something for everyone. We love switching between the brands and now my listeners can enjoy both brands at a discount with meat. Green Chef saves you time by taking care of meal planning, grocery shopping, and most of the prep


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[Assistant] Green Chef makes sticking to a carb-conscious lifestyle easy.


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[Assistant] We really enjoy, we enjoy having Green Chef at our, uh, dinner reservation. We are so busy and we get to, uh, get an organic meal to easily cook at home is awesome. It's an easy way for Laura to make me and Harper eat more vegetables. Laura does it. She cooks it great. It's all, it's great because it's like a real meal.


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[Assistant] Uh, go to greenchef.com slash nate130 and use code nate130 to get $130 off plus free shipping. That is greenchef.com slash nate130 and use code nate130 to get $130 off plus free shipping. GreenChef, the number one milkhead for eating well. Also guys, uh, give keeps a try.


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[Assistant] I think this seems so easy. It's New Year, so it's a great time to try something new. No in person, no in person doctor visit. Keeps is delivered right to your house at a very affordable price. I think that is all you need to know. If you notice thin hair, then now is the time. Go online and look at their before and after photos and you can see for yourself.


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[Assistant] More than 50 million men in the U.S. suffer from male pattern baldness.


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[Assistant] Keeps, uh, I don't think you need Keeps at all, Brian. Keeps offers a simple stress free way to keep your hair. They're only two FDA approved medications that can prevent hair loss and Keeps offers both. That is pretty cool. They have a virtual doctor consultant and medications delivered straight to your door every three months so you do not have to leave your home.


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[Assistant] The treatment starts at only $10 per month and keeps offers generic versions.


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[Assistant] Keeps us more five star reviews than any of its competitors. Prevention is key. Treatments can take four to six months to see results, so act fast. If you are ready to take action and prevent hair loss, go to keeps.com slash nate to receive your first month of treatment for free.


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[Assistant] That is K-E-E-P-S dot com slash Nate to get your first months free. K-E-E-P-S dot com slash Nate. Also, uh, we ordered a painting, uh,


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[Assistant] That for my, uh, for our daughter, PaintYourLife.com, we ordered a painting, uh, that I thought, we had two pictures of our daughter Harper, Harper's favorite horse, uh, that she rides, uh, at her little horse camp that she works at. She's, it's insane, she's getting older and, uh,


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[Assistant] But she's got a horse there named Flame. She loves that horse.


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[Assistant] Uh, so we took a picture of Flame, uh, and a picture of Harper and we made it a painting. She has it in her room. She loved it. It was super easy to do. We just uploaded two pictures. They told, and told them online order form how we wanted it together. And I mean, like a few days later we had proof and it was perfect on the first try.


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[Assistant] If you're looking for a special gift for someone, maybe even for Valentine's Day coming up, something truly.


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[Assistant] Unique and personal, this is a great idea. At PaintYourLife.com, you can have an original painting by world-class artist, done by...


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[Assistant] Done by, uh, hand from any photo at an affordable price. You can order custom made hand painted portrait in less than 5 minutes. Quick and easy process. Get a hand painted portrait in about 3 weeks. At PaintYourLife.com there's no risk. If you do not love the final painting your money is refunded. Guaranteed. And right now as a limited time offer get 20% off your painting. That is right. 20% off and free shipping.


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[Assistant] Paint your life. Celebrate the moments that matter most. Message and dates, rates may apply. Terms apply. Available at paintyourlife.com slash terms. Again, text Nate to 64,000.


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[Assistant] Final one, uh, also I'm excited. Our new partner as a product, I've started to use it everyday. I've started to use it in athletic greens. Uh, I don't eat the best as I talk about a lot on this podcast.


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[Assistant] So, I do this, you just drink all your vitamins, it's great, I need to be healthier, I'm trying to get healthier, I'm trying to lose, uh, weight, get in a great shape, so I can be also nicer.


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[Assistant] All this stuff plays into it. I truly believe that the special blend of ingredients supports your gut health, your nervous system, your immune system, your energy, recovery, focus and aging, all the things. The taste is great and easy to start your day with.


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[Assistant] No GMOs, no nasty chemicals or artificial anything. Tastes good. It's cheaper than getting all the different supplements yourself. It's easier than doing that too because you just get to pound this drink.


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[Assistant] Especially with cold and flu seasons, it is just one scoop and a cup of water every day. That is it. No need for a million different pills and supplements to look out for your health.


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[Assistant] So make it easy. Athletic Greens is going to give you a free one year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and five free travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit AthleticGreens.com slash Nate. Again that is AthleticGreens.com slash Nate to take ownership over your health.


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[Assistant] And pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, you know, people were asking too, y'all, because y'all read some of the ads recently. And, uh, we were just mixing it up, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was good. So we all do it. I know you guys, I know that's, you know, we read, uh, it's a lot of ads. So I know people don't, you know, but it's like, uh, tell the boys make money.


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[Assistant] No, but this is all stuff that we do use though. Like we're not, I do try to, I do specifically, I don't use keeps obviously, but that's uh, I think a good thing to use. But we do, I do-


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[Assistant] Yes, yes, yes, we had the green chef and then we did athletic greens before. And so it's, I try, I don't do stuff that we wouldn't use. I don't talk space, talk space. You got to talk to someone. I've had to talk to someone.


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[Assistant] Cause apparently I get, not apparently, I'm, uh, mean. So.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, you gotta deal with that. And I have. And you, uh, you know, it didn't work last week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I try not to give you anything that, uh, we wouldn't use. I have said no to stuff. I honestly try to, you know, try to give you stuff that we would use. Uh, so this week, the reason Nick's here, we didn't want him, but...


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[Assistant] Nick, so this week we're going to talk about award shows. We're back to the topics too.


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[Assistant] 13th Annual Mid-South Regional Emmy Awards, Brian Bates, Newscast Daytime, News Channel 5 This Morning, WTVF. Do you give a speech? Yep. What do you, what did you do? What was your speech?


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[Assistant] Well that's, but you have to write the speech, but even if you're nominated...


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[Assistant] I still think you're, there's a little like, you're like, I'm not gonna win though, dude, like. I mean, I think with my gram, like, you know, you're like, I'm not gonna win. Like, it's like.


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[Assistant] Being nominated, you know, cause it is, I think, I think some of that's true.


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[Assistant] But you gotta be, dude, if you got nominated for a Grammy and then you won, you would be like, dude, this is cra- it's crazy. It's like, why am I-


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[Assistant] I can't believe I'm even here. I mean, when I- I can't believe I- I'm even nominated. I honestly-


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[Assistant] You don't think that's something that you're going to get to do. And...


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[Assistant] But then it ain't like, you don't know. Not that I know of. You find out in that moment.


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[Assistant] So if you win, there's gotta be like, the fear of like, I gotta give this speech. I wrote this speech, I was like, I'm not gonna read this speech. Like, all the stuff that you would just then be like, I can't believe I'm even up here. Look at Leonardo DiCaprio when he won.


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[Assistant] Like, you gotta think, like, that guy, that guy has been, you know, is like, yea, should he think he's being nominated? Never won. If anybody should have ever won, this guy hasn't won ever.


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[Assistant] And they just keep not getting it, like, and he keeps, like, going, like, probably thinking, like, yeaah, I'm gonna win. Why would he not win? He's doing, he's a great actor, he's doing all this stuff. Never wins.


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[Assistant] They just don't give it to them. And that dude's the darling of Hollywood. Like that guy's like, I'm doing the things, what am I, you know, for some reason y'all don't want to give it to. And this dude barely wins like at one.


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[Assistant] In that video, there's that video in the, when he's sitting there, he's getting his, they're, they give him the trophy and they're making it and then he's like, they're like, you do ask him something. He goes, I don't know. I've never done this.


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[Assistant] And you're like, that's the most famous person on, one of the most famous people on earth.


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[Assistant] For doing great movies. How did that win in Titanic? Like how did, like, you know what I mean? So I do think there's, uh, I get what you mean, but there has to be, there has to be an element of like, they can't believe, like,


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[Assistant] You just, you know, everybody doesn't think they're gonna be the best.


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[Assistant] Like you don't think you're gonna get to, maybe you're nominated, some people probably do, some people have the ego to think that.


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[Assistant] Uh, but then I think some other people, I guess I get what you're saying in magic, depending if it comes off authentic or not.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean you gotta think you're not gonna win this. Did you think you were gonna win this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, uh, yeah, I mean, I think about like the great, like the great, like I don't know. Uh, you know, you sit there and think about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, his grand, he is not in for Grammy, but it's a different category. Uh, but, and Bose was unreal, but it's like they're, but you know, you sit there and you're like, I don't know, dude, why would I like you do? I, I think I'm just saying that.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I would maybe, I'd probably say this is crazy or something. And it's like, you don't, but it's like, I don't know, you're like, I don't expect it. Cause it's like, it seems too surreal.


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[Assistant] Why would I get it? I can't believe I'm even not, I can't believe to be to that point. Like you're like, I'm just an idiot from here, dude.


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[Assistant] You're just, you're doing comedy. It's all about the jokes. You're just trying to get ahead as a comedian. I don't even know what you're searching for. It's not like you're sitting there going, I mean, I had, like I've talked about, I have my goals and dreams and I want to do this stuff and I want to create this stuff. I want to start a Nate Land world and like be able to like do this stuff. And, uh, there's a lot of like,


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[Assistant] Drive. I think I have, I know I have a lot of drive. I know I have a lot of like, which plays into like my being upset or mean. It's like, I can get very, I'm in my drive and I want like, I think everybody should be doing like, I'm doing it. You should do it. We should all like, you have this mindset of like, just do it. Like I don't like, you know, but it seems insane.


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[Assistant] It would be insane. Cause it's like, I mean, you know, it is, you're just like, dude, we're just family from old Hickory. I think we're good people unless we're talking about Brian. And then we're, you know, and you're just like, you know, I don't know. You just say like, it'd be wild. But it is wild.


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[Assistant] How crazy is that? It's crazy. I bet Bo. Bo's a nominated in that one. Yeaah. So Bo, uh, but I mean everybody, yeaah, it's, it's, yeaah, yeaah, that's the thing. Being nominated is the, is I, and I would all, it's a, you would tell if you could one day, you know, almost your goal would be just to be nominated. And you're like, just let me.


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[Assistant] At least you can be, you know, maybe that would be your top, so winning it, but.


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[Assistant] Nate wins and- But I get it, I get what you're saying, like when you're seeing him and you think-


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[Assistant] Because you think like, yeah dude, you're the most famous person ever, how do you not? But that person might not think that. Like they're, they might be like, you know, it's like.


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[Assistant] I'd imagine they could be like, I don't know dude, I'm just like...


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[Assistant] You know, Denzel Washington, like I've become like kind of obsessed with him recently. And there was a video, uh, he was on Jimmy Kimmel and they actually showed it. But he goes to like his old Chicago neighborhood and he's talking to this old lady. And I mean, dude, he's just like one of them.


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[Assistant] Like he's just, they're just hanging, he's like, you know, and it's the best. And like that guy, I probably knows by now, he knows he's going to get nominated on everything just because he's been around for too, so long. So like, I think he's just in the world so much, but like that guy seems like a guy that's like just.


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[Assistant] This best dude ever. Like he just seems like a guy that would never...


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[Assistant] I think we'd be surprised that he's in the world that he's in and he, you know, and it could feel like crazy. Yeah, he's one of the most nominated.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean like that is like, they're like, I can't believe we won. Like you, they probably can't believe they won. Yeah. Like they can't believe they're right. Their whole year has been a world win. Like so they're, like that year of.


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[Assistant] They're just, they're, they're just in it. They're probably at that point, everybody's asking them to do anything and everything. And then they're like, these two dudes just wrote this.


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[Assistant] And then they're like, Hey, by the way, you're not in for an Oscar. And they're like, you can't even wrap your head around that. And then next thing, and then you're winning it. And you're like, that all probably happened within a year was just every day was something insane.


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[Assistant] Every day was a call from something that you can't believe. So you don't even get to catch your breath. Like you don't even get like to go like, and you're trying to just stay in the moment too. And you're trying to be like,


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[Assistant] Yeah man, this is, like you're trying to back yourself off and be like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is crazy. This is an, I can't believe this.


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[Assistant] When I go to my shows, I look at, you look at the crowd, you go, I don't know who, who's, why are you here? You just can't, I mean, you just look at it. And you're like this, you know, this weekend where every show,


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[Assistant] And you're just going like, who, why are y'all here? Why would you come here? Y'all need to, you're wasting your money.


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[Assistant] Like Leanne thought you're like, you can go wash their car and you just, you just feel like that cause you're like.


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[Assistant] I'm not anything special, man. Like, and you're, you know. So, I, it's like, that's all I would say. Not to the, the future point. I think there would be times I would be annoyed by it.


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[Assistant] She was just having fun. And that's fun too. That's fun too. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's funny too. There's no way we're gonna be able to play any of these videos. Well, you don't have to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, uh, award shows are good, like, uh.


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[Assistant] They needed, war shows were great. They were great. Like I feel like they've, they've, they're still there. Like they, uh, feel like they've dropped off. They gotta get back to being the fun that they were. I mean, cause it was, it was, war shows were very fun. They were fun to watch. They were fun to do. It was, it was a good time.


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[Assistant] I think the award shows changed. I mean, I think it was...


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, it's like a big part of it too is like the movies, like you look at the Oscars, like they're nominated movies that you're like, I don't know who, I don't, I've never heard of these movies. Because they're making, it's all Marvel, Star Wars, it's all these kind of movies, and then the ones that are nominated for Oscars, like, don't get, no one even knows about them.


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[Assistant] Like, you're, you know, like, the one with Leonardo DiCaprio, Revenant, or is that what it's called? Revenant. Yeah. So like that one was like a big one because it's got Leonardo DiCaprio in it. Like, it's got some big actors in it, but some of these other ones that are winning, you're like, I don't know what it is. Uh, Parasite, when it won, like I heard that's,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's like, you're not gonna, like, but I mean, most people are like, I'm going to Opera Mills to watch a movie, like, or Opera Land, or I'm going to, like, they don't have Parasite.


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[Assistant] They don't have like, it's, it's all kind of like, they're almost making movies for.


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[Assistant] People, right, like they're making for like the America is like, or, you know, the world, but they're like, here's all the regular people. Y'all go watch these movies. And then these are the movies that are like, so it's almost getting like.


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[Assistant] Before, you'd be like, we saw Good Will On You, everybody saw all of these movies. And that elevated the awards.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, they're huge. I mean, those are almost mash. What's the most ever?


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[Assistant] That's true. I know one guy that won't be watching.


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[Assistant] People might not know, uh, the Golden Globes, a lot of people protested this year, didn't show up. Nick does not care about any of that.


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[Assistant] So they did it, this was a very cool thing though, Nick. It doesn't, you take away the, all the...


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[Assistant] But that stuff doesn't even matter. Like this is, this is, uh, the Golden Glove, it's a, it was very cool that you got to do this.


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[Assistant] Uh, did, uh, did you do, uh, I like that you said, like you said you want, I want to play tennis because of this movie. Yeah. So Will Smith won.


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[Assistant] I mean, how great is that? I love that. Uh, that's un- it's unreal. It's the odds of that are, I think it's-


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[Assistant] What are the odds of you getting nominated twice?


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[Assistant] In a category, and the other two people taught, and that's, if they, yeah, golly.


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[Assistant] And so then they, and then he just turned and looked at the screen and they didn't start it and he goes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, oh yeah. That's, and that's the big fan. What's the other one? The Warren Beatty or? Yeah, that's the biggest, the best pitcher, the Academy Awards.


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[Assistant] So if you wanted to find out if you win or not, just go to the rehearsal. And if you hear your name, you're guaranteed you didn't win.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's crazy. Oh, the Oscars, they already have it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's so funny to be this big kind of academy award is like this big name. And Oscar is a good Oscar. That's a great name. Yeah. But it's funny that it all just starts with like, it almost like you would take the awards. It makes them not seem as serious. If someone, uh, like if you won an Oscar.


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[Assistant] And then you're looking at it and someone just came up to you and said, you know it's called an Oscar because this lady.


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[Assistant] It looked like her uncle. And then he just walked away, you'd be like, I dunno, it's not even impressive anymore.


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[Assistant] No, no. He's like, you think like, I was going to get a little story out of it. No, no, no. Uh, I, yeah, I went to the, we went to the after party. For what? The grand, uh, grand. Golden Globes. Was it Golden Globes? Yeah.


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[Assistant] So I guess it was Golden Globes. And uh, and then we went to the, uh,


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[Assistant] When I first was like working with Fallon, we were going to write a show and we wrote that show together. It's, uh, we went and me and Laura, have we talked about this? I don't know. Like, uh, me and Laura went, uh, and I got invited to, it was like the first kind of crazy thing to be like, they were like, you want to come to the after party?


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[Assistant] To the, uh, you know, to their after party, found, tonight shows after party.


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[Assistant] And so we were like, uh, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. And he was like, oh my gosh, this was like the first kind of like Hollywood-y.


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[Assistant] And like, you know, everybody's there. I remember seeing like Nicole Kidman and, uh, who's she, Mary Chris Morton? Or no, no, Nicole, no, no, I know. Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, Nicole Kidman. And, uh, I know Keith Irwin and Nicole Kidman. They live here in Nashville. I don't know, but, but they're in, uh, but like we saw them and like, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, Bill Maher was there. Eric Stone Street, who I've become friends with, but he was there.


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[Assistant] Spade, David Spade, who I, I didn't really know Spade at that point. I, I've met him a few times and I just said, what's up to him real quick. Uh, and then like, yeah, but it was just like, we were just, me and Laura were just looking around. It was like just crazy. It's just like.


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[Assistant] It's like an office party, but it's everybody's faint, you know, fat, like everybody's famous. Yeah. And you're just sitting there and you're like, good night.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so he was on Boardwalk, Nick was on Boardwalk Empire, uh.


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[Assistant] He got invited to the Christmas party for the cast.


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[Assistant] And he's staying, yeaah, staying at our house. So his plus one was me.


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[Assistant] So he's like, you want to come? I can bring some. And I was like, alright, yeaah. So I'll go. So me and Nick go, it's, uh, again, and this is...


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[Assistant] I mean Nick's been around these people, but like I've never been around any of these people. Like I don't know, you know, it's like, you're just kind of like nervous to be like, oh, these like celebrities are going to be there and these famous, these actors and.


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[Assistant] So we go and we get there and the dressed up is like, it's just like, uh, dressed cool. Like dress, you know, it's not like, I look like a waiter.


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[Assistant] Like I just look like a surfer, like Michael Scott. Like I'm wearing, I mean I just look like a surfer.


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[Assistant] And so I just go in there and I'm like, Nick, everybody's like dressed like you could have just wore something cool. Like, and I'm like, and then Nick's got a suit on. He looks like you'd wear a suit. You could wear, you know, just so you could wear a hoodie with a jacket on it. Like that look kind of stylish.


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[Assistant] But, uh, so we're going down there. So Nick gets there and he's like, Nick's like, I'm gonna go make the rounds.


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[Assistant] And uh, and I'm like, well I'll just sit up at the bar, like I don't know anybody. It's like Steve Buscemi's there, like we talked and that dude's the best. He's like the nicest dude you could ever meet in your life. Uh, the guys that all in the boardwalking party, the guys that played Al Capone.


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[Assistant] Played Al Capone or whoever. I mean he played Al Capone in something else.


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[Assistant] Uh, but he's that dude, like it was like his first thing.


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[Assistant] And so like some of those guys, it was cool to get to meet them because you could just see like, they can't believe that they were here. You just went up and talked to them and they were like, oh yeah man, I remember we just all talked and they were just so, it was like just a very kind of awesome night. And uh, so Nick's walking around, he's got a glass of wine. So Nick's got a glass of wine.


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[Assistant] And he's like, I'm going to go make my rounds. So I just sit at the bar like alone. I'm just minding my own business, trying to stay out of the way. And then Nick comes back and Nick's, uh, Nick's had a few to drink.


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[Assistant] Nick, I go, you're getting drunk dude. I go, you don't need to, I go, why? I go, have you even drank this wine? It still is full. He goes, they just keep filling it up. So I'm like, Nick holds it here and he doesn't even know, but like they're, you know, they have people walk around just pouring wine into.


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[Assistant] So these servers are just walking around and they're just constantly, so every sip he takes, it looks like he hasn't drank it.


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[Assistant] And then I, but I knew, I get it. Like I knew it. Like it's like, let me go make my rounds. You don't want.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and then I've always talked to Steve Schimme, like we talked, he was, he was a big comedy fan, like he didn't know us, but he was very interested in comedy and all that kind of stuff. He knew Nick, obviously. But, uh, and then the best was like we had this one guy, so Big Jay Okerson, uh, everybody knows what he looks like, the Big Jay.


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[Assistant] So there's a guy, so one thing I like to do with Nick is if I see someone that looks like it's someone we know, I, uh, will tell Nick that that's him and I just hope Nick goes and talks to him. So there's a guy that kind of looks like Jay and I go, dude, big Jay's here. Now there's, this is invite only, there's no way for big Jay to ever be invited to this thing.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so I go, Big Jay's here and Nick looks at him and goes, are you kidding? Nick's had enough to drink.


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[Assistant] And then he looks up and he's like, can see it's not Jay. So he just immediately just, he hits him and looks up and goes, Hey man, what's your name again, man?


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[Assistant] I believed him. I believed him. This was, uh, this, I don't, he wouldn't believe, I don't know if he would believe that now.


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[Assistant] I made the practice swab, but they just cut em.


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[Assistant] You know how good you would have to be to make the practice squad and you're an active smoker? You would be one of the best athletes of all time.


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[Assistant] No, no, you were living in New York, so I moved there in 2004.


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[Assistant] So we met in 04. You've been gone almost 10 years. Yeah, I've been gone. When did you move to LA?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so 06. So it was 2004 to 2006. Cause you were living there.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I don't know. It does, I don't think it really matters. I don't think people are like, well let's get it down. What are we looking at? Jay used to have long hair, now it's cut short. Uh, but yeaah. Do you know anyone who's ever been a seat filler? No. No. I don't. A seat filler? No.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine now, I don't know, it'd be just too much. It'd be too much, we couldn't even, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Looking around. You're that, you're that guy. I believe he's the only guy too. There's like 25.


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[Assistant] And how, and did you, did you get it though, like, cause you knew her brother, like?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. That's super cool. Wait, where? Yeaah, and she went to...


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[Assistant] Oh yea. And then, uh, and, and you're, and then you went to, uh, it's only got 2,600 views. It's your least viewed video.


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[Assistant] Did y'all ever like vacation, would y'all ever be like alone and like you have just like an awkward conversation and you're like, like whatever, cause you're there with her brother, you know, like something, you're, she, I mean, she's Taylor Swift at this point. And so like, just like, you know, like y'all are like in the lobby waiting to go on a tour or something. And she's like, you're like.


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[Assistant] It just seems like it's overkill. So like, so if you win an Oscar, you don't come back and watch?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, there's, I mean, there's just so much, I guess, probably money there. I mean, there's.


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[Assistant] He didn't. Oh, you're so tired by the time you get down from your seats to the field.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know why they don't shh, like, you know, they always, that's the one they always say they don't, they don't show it, you know? And you're like, just show it, like, don't.


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[Assistant] You're like, it would just start like, you're, it starts so, you're like, you would honestly like, you were the one that we're trying to get this guy to go to jail.


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[Assistant] So this guy was charged with, uh, he did take hostages. Hmm. Took a turn.


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[Assistant] Yeah, at the time I didn't realize it was the same guy. Cause they just wanted, they liked that he was there. Like, or someone was like, wanted the message.


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[Assistant] I could write a, uh, Nate Land the musical. Nate Land the musical, or just is it a Broadway show or does it gotta be a musical?


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[Assistant] Nick, she's won three. I mean, how do you only win three? If you're, that's like, that's what doesn't make sense.


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[Assistant] If you're doing something where you're nominated 21 times and you only win three.


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[Assistant] That's still not cra- that's still not- no. But he's has- yeah, uh, yeah, it's still not, uh, crazy. Walt Disney.


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[Assistant] I think they've been doing it for like 10 years. If I win that one, if I'm at one.


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[Assistant] Wow. But like the actors that are there.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's only the nominated actors that are there, and then it's...


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[Assistant] So yea, didn't Sebastian go minuscalco and he was like sitting in the top or something like that? I didn't see that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they'd go sit, they don't get to sit. They sit farther back.


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[Assistant] I would see, I would see, yea. Or someone like, I mean, it's crazy cause Sebastian's like someone like in that world where they go, you know, like he's.


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[Assistant] Everybody's kind of looks at him like, Oh, well, I don't know who this guy is. You're like, well, this guy could sell this room out alone. Maybe 10 to 15 times. Like it's, it's kind of weird.


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[Assistant] Maybe none of them. Maybe none of them. Maybe none of them. Not as much as he could. If he was like Brad Pitt was gonna go speak.


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[Assistant] Like I don't, you could se- you could probably sell it out, but you're like...


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[Assistant] No. I mean, that's funny, that's always the craziest thing, it's like...


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[Assistant] You know, like, it seems like, you know, people are like, oh, who's this Sebastian guy? And you're like, that guy...


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[Assistant] They probably didn't have a comedy album back then either.


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[Assistant] Wow. Seven. All got probably taken back.


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought that was playing off the Dustin Hoffman. Yeah. That is it. That's it. Yeah, but I thought that was from, I thought it, I think I thought it was from Rain Man.


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[Assistant] No, it was that. Oh. Oh, so this movie's like awesome.


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[Assistant] The new one? No, I haven't seen the new one yet. I'm going back to all of them. Scream is my favorite movie. The first Scream is my favorite movie. Such a good movie.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And so like I'm pretty pumped about it. So I just went, I was watching them all this weekend. I like them all. They're fun.


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[Assistant] They're a lot of fun. They're fun. Yeah. Scream, the first scream's awesome.


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[Assistant] How long do you get to speak? Do you know that? Like is it, I don't know.


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[Assistant] It feels like it, you know. I think if you're like, you know, if you're like, if you win the, the people that win like the big awards, I think they are allowed to like, they usually give a pretty big speech. So when are your awards? Ask, keep 45 seconds.


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[Assistant] Uh, yes. Yeah, I don't know, I don't think I might be getting to go to the Critics' Choice Awards. Because I already have a show and that, I mean, it crushes me because I would have, you know, I was excited to get to go to these. I've never really been to, I've never been to.


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[Assistant] And so I don't believe I'm going to be able to do that because I have a show that we've already, like, it's like, you know, it's like with move and everything, it just ends up being, but, uh, the Grammys I'm going to be able to be there. And so it's in Vegas. Awesome.


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[Assistant] It's exciting. It's very, it's crazy. It's crazy. Can't believe I'm even nominated.


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[Assistant] Would you rather them go like, I expected this and I would be mad otherwise?


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[Assistant] You think they do? I mean, how would you know, dude? Look at...


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[Assistant] I know, I know, but you would then be like, but you've not, you've not made me, I had 21 times, I've lost, she's lost the most. She's lost more than anybody's ever lost.


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[Assistant] Even though she's won three, she's lost more than anybody. I don't know if that's true, but it sounds like it. But she's lost 18 times. Can you imagine being nominated 18 times? You would be very surprised. There's gotta be a point. There's a streak.


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[Assistant] Every year I have to write this big long, uh, can't bleep, and then y'all just don't give it to me 18 times.


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[Assistant] Like that would be, and then if you did win, you might be like, yeah, I don't have a speech prepared cause I never win. And you know, even though y'all hear my name all the time, I'm never winning.


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[Assistant] Think about like, you know, like you're at, you're in a career right now. Like do you think about a Grammy or do you think about like, obviously you'd want to win one, but like, can you imagine it or can you like, why would they ever? No, it's just not even what I'm thinking about. Yeah. It's like, so that's what I think the mindset, like that's what the mindset is for, uh, I know just speaking from comedians is that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you just, you don't, you're not there, there's not like a goal of like Grammy, this, that, blah blah. I'm not saying, I don't know, actors might, singers might have that kind of stuff. But you kind of just, so like, I don't even know what I'm trying to do man, I'm just trying not to be homeless.


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[Assistant] And like you're starting a job and that that's, you know, that you're not promised. And so then, yeah, you just get to it and you get to a point and you're like.


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[Assistant] You're in your head. You're still like, I'm still just here dude. I still go, you're with your family and you're still hanging. You're like, I don't look at it as like this other way. That's, I'm not gonna tell when you go out, when I go on the road and you're like, I don't know why these people are here. I don't like it's crazy and you feel.


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[Assistant] Like you're like, I feel bad, like you're like, I don't, I gotta do good enough to be like, I'm not supposed to be, why am I here? Like, so I think that, that's why it happens. I definitely know what you mean. I get it.


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[Assistant] But I, I do think that's what it'd be. If you got nominated for a Grammy, next year you're going to be like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, look, Dan and Shay, we had Shay here. Shay's one, they won a ton. Uh, but it's still like, you know, Shay and Shay, it's still just like, I can't believe. I mean, there's going to be after you get nominated a bunch and you know, you would be like, how am I not, not like, you know.


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[Assistant] Salt Lake? We're being Salt Lake. We added a fourth show there.


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[Assistant] This week? No, no, no, it's uh, uh, I don't know, February 21 or something like that week or something like that.


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[Assistant] We'll make a point just to kind of remind everybody of what we're doing here, you know? Uh, and then, yeah, so I got that and then I, uh, this weekend we're going to Pensacola, New Orleans, uh, Dallas. Dallas will be the biggest place I've ever played.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's like 5,000 seats. Wow. It's a big place. Amazing. So that'll be pretty special. But New, I mean, there'll all be New Orleans, two shows there, Pensacola. Uh, shows have been awesome. You guys have been coming out. I truly appreciate it. Me and Bates are fine. We don't have to, they said people are talking about it in the crowd.


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[Assistant] The vibe of it. What crowd? At my shows. Really? Yea. Oh wow. Word was getting around. I opened with a big rant about you. So that didn't help that I, you know.


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[Assistant] I go another y'all wonder why is this breakfast here and I absolutely not. Uh, we love you.


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[Assistant] Uh, thank you for listening as always, uh, none of it's lost on us. Truly appreciate it. Thank you very much. See you, uh, next, uh, week. Yep. Bye.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, welcome to the NateLand Podcast. I'm Nate Bargetti, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber. Uh, we are here. This is the Halloween episode. Halloween. Pretty fun.


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[Assistant] Uh, I love Halloween, and we're gonna talk about Halloween. Uh, and...


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[Assistant] So these are the comments. A lot of this stuff is being shot a little. A, the Halloween episode, we had a card malfunction, so when you see the whole episode, it's just kind of shot different. But I'm kind of excited to see it. Uh, cause it'll be different. I like change.


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[Assistant] I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid to change. Love it. Uh, might be changing y'all up. Would you switch the whole setup in here? I would switch y'all. I think I'd keep this room. I think I'd keep the room the same. I think I would just change this situation. Yeah, the co-host.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I guess it's a little different because you gotta think about...


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[Assistant] Like the comfortableness of watching this show.


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[Assistant] And so I wouldn't change like the setup. I think because of that, I would change that maybe there could be some stuff up there that gets kind of added or some of the pictures could change. I would be down for that.


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[Assistant] But I kind of like something being the same, but I think that's just cause it's this. I'm not against change for, you know, I can change cars. I can change. I don't, you're not a change.


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[Assistant] I, I don't do as well change as I should. Yeah. We should still have, uh, what's his name, his coach, uh, the Titans, uh, uh, the, the lineman, the guy that played at Penn State or something. Oh, Mike Munchack? Yeah.


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[Assistant] As at the Brian, we should just have Mike Munchek as the coach. He didn't love any of the changes. Let it ride.


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[Assistant] But you gotta just change, but I mean you don't, you rearrange your apartment? No. Well I mean I don't.


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[Assistant] You just like it to all be there. See, I think my family, we used to rearrange everything. And I mean, we'd come home and it was always like...


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[Assistant] The rooms are different. Everything's different. It was exciting though. I always loved it. You come home and you're like.


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[Assistant] We would be, my parents would switch where the kitchen was because we had a small house and then it was basically a two bedroom home. And then they had to make it three bedrooms.


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[Assistant] And so one bedroom is either going to be in the kitchen or it's going to be in like the den.


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[Assistant] And so they were, their bedroom was in the den and then one day they come home, it's all in the kitchen. And then it's like, it's like, it feels like a different room. And I've always loved that.


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[Assistant] I mean, the only difference of, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't know, the only difference with a show is like, a show can't really do that cause you can't.


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[Assistant] You know, like Seinfeld, if you watched Seinfeld and he had a new apartment, you'd be like, well, that's weird. So that's a little different than I think what I'm talking about. I'm talking about if I could.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if we could change our, you know, now houses are kind of, the rooms are built for what they are.


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[Assistant] This was, we were in a very small house growing up. And so I think you had to do it just because you had to do it.


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[Assistant] So now it's a little different, but I'm, I'm, I'm for change. I'm for mixing it up. I get, I can get a little bored with something. I want to just be, it could be the way I set the bus up. I'll, I'll be like, I'm going to try this. And then I had these shelves put in and then I think we're going to take them out now. And, uh, my weed, Ricky, uh,


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[Assistant] This is how Ricky finds out. Rick, any of those shelves removed? Uh, no. Uh, but like, I like that kind of little change here and there. It's good. Yeah. You know, mix it up.


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[Assistant] Uh, so in this, so this episode, uh, so this is, we're doing comments separate from Mike Vecchione is on this episode of Halloween, right? Yes. Mike. Uh, and, uh, it was wonderful with Mike and I will, we will talk about Mike when he's here. Uh, and if you see stuff kind of shot kind of piece by piece going forward, we're trying to keep


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[Assistant] It will always be here, keeping the rhythm, just, you know, bare with us if you're seeing us have different outfits on and stuff like that. Uh, cause, you know, the road has been crazy. I'm still going out to see y'all y'all. And then, oh, this week, this comes out, we were in, the day it comes out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, crazy week. Ryman, no, Grand Ole Opry, Ryman, and then Columbus, Ohio. Two shows, Columbus.


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[Assistant] Big week. It's a big week. Pretty excited.


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[Assistant] Robert Minion. It's a tough last name. Uh, you know, Minion is not. It's not a dense.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Nate might want to know that there are over 100,000 words in the English language. However, people typically use between 20 to 40,000.


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[Assistant] 50 words. Yea. I make it, I do pretty good out of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Just cause I'm using it like or so or some of that stuff is like you're using it for the rhythm. Yeah. Sure. Right. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause I bet there's going to be an argument that some of those, you could argue, three of them are not even words. What if a good 20 are not?


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[Assistant] There's 20 words in here that are not, they're your own words.


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[Assistant] Luke Luman, Nate Land is a podcast about nothing. Aaron Land is a podcast correcting Nate Land's mistakes. I can see breakfast starting a podcast about birdwatching.


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[Assistant] I guess cause you, they're telling you like which birds are rare. And so you're looking for the rare ones. I guess. So it's kind of fun. I could see it. I don't think I'm to that age yet. Uh, but I bet I'm not far. Dusty Slay does it.


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[Assistant] Joshua Dawes, Nate is absolutely right about flipping Let's Go to get rid of it. I have a 9 year old son who I only called bro for a month.


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[Assistant] Including during a parent-teacher conference. And now he doesn't use any bro anymore.


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[Assistant] It only took two weeks and enthusiastically yelling, let's go! In response to his questions before he was eradicated at our house. Having an old guy really embrace the lingo is the quickest way to make it not cool anymore. So if you and Aaron can get back game and to really embrace it, we can end it forever.


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[Assistant] You need to be a let's go guy. Alright, I'll start doing it. Yeah. Kids, let's go.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's got to work in a hard shop. He's got to be a mechanic. Randy, don't let us down and be scientists. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Loved your relaxed Southern style and Brian and Aaron are perfect co-hosts. Thank you all for my new favorite podcast.


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[Assistant] I mean, you better have been, there better have been some cars around you. Or at least no, Randy Brake.


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[Assistant] It would be very funny if he's like, I'm a secretary. He's like, ooh, didn't even saw that coming. He's probably young.


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[Assistant] He's 65 years old. I mean, he's either younger or it's past.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's good. Oh, Randy's a good time. Maybe that's it. Uh, his friend exploded and he woke up in Japan.


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[Assistant] I've never heard, that's two amazing things to say. After a long night, my friends exploded and I woke up in Japan and then you walk off and people go, what? Garen Barna. This is Holly.


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[Assistant] Uh, in 2010 I was given a partly used $5 iTunes gift card by my aunt and was just getting into stand-up comedy. I bought Nate's stand-up special on a whim and was blown away.


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[Assistant] Partly used $5 iTunes gift card from my aunt is a fitting way to get into his comedy. I started a new job as a principal this week and the long drive has been


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[Assistant] Ah, Bo Berry. Bo Berry Biscuit. That's a great name.


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[Assistant] You call someone a bowberry? You call someone a bowberry biscuit? A bowberry biscuit. Oh, Bojangles. Bojangles.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go down there and get me a Bo-bear biscuit. Every morning, thanks for the laugh, folks.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. I truly appreciate that. That's cool. Look at that. Here they are.


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[Assistant] Raleigh Fornier. Foreigner.


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[Assistant] Foreigner? Foreigner? Isn't that like the runner, isn't there a running back name with that last name? Fournier? Forte? Matt Forte? Maybe, I'm thinking of Forte.


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[Assistant] But I thought what's the runner back in, uh, I played at LSU and then went to Jaguar. Leonard Fournette. Fournette.


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[Assistant] Was Randy Blake there? Uh, I had taken a picture of my VIN number on my truck to make sure I was getting the right battery size. Instead of reading the long number off, I just passed my phone with a picture to the woman at the parts counter.


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[Assistant] She smiled while looking at the picture, entered the number and handed the phone back to me. When I looked again at my phone, I could see the previous photos were, uh, previous photos which were of me with my shirt off, looking like I was posing for the camera. I don't know if she thought that whole thing was intentional or not, but I was definitely a little embarrassed. Gave it to her. I wonder if she did. Maybe. Maybe. Did Harper ever take-


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[Assistant] Uh, probably. I don't, I don't know. I guess I wouldn't know. You can at least easily understand how. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They think it's funny and they, you know, and you don't see your phone. I mean, my pictures, I talked about it on the special. I got videos of Harper, like, that they make and it goes to my iCloud.


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[Assistant] So, there's a bunch of stuff on there that I don't see.


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[Assistant] But I do, yeaah, I totally get that. That would totally happen, you know?


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[Assistant] Tom sites, Nate, would you be willing to share what your TV pilot's plots were based on? I have a TV pilot for you based on Nate's joke about time travel. Similar to quantum leap, Nate gets stuck in a time travel loop in order to prevent some crisis from happening.


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[Assistant] Each episode is Nate trying to prove he is from the future, but nobody believes him.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, so the ABC one was a real, like, basically everybody loves Raymond. And it was, uh, with Kurt Wood Smith and Debra Jo, we're up, they're bringing back, them back to, uh, that 70's show. Yeah, I heard that. They're a 90's rootbait. So, we were on the right.


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[Assistant] Path, because that's what we had then as my parents. Uh, that one was, that one was like, I was living back in Nashville. My wife would have been from LA, uh, and we met in LA. So I mean, Laura, I met in Alabama, but the idea there would have been, so she moved back to Nashville and I moved home.


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[Assistant] And, uh, that's that one. The time travel thing, I can tell you I pitched it as a show along, uh,


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[Assistant] I actually sold it as a script, wrote the script, and it was right when that other time travel thing came out, uh, as a show that came out briefly.


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[Assistant] On Fox and I was up against them and I remember selling it and I like, they're going to pick like who's going to make a pilot. And it was, you know, I was like, does this one matter that they're because it was just.


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[Assistant] So if I, if I did it again and pitched it, it would have to be different. And I don't want to say what it was because I think I could do it as a movie.


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[Assistant] So I always have that idea. So I mean, yes, it is a good idea, Tom. I'm a fan of it. A fan of it. Did that other show go very long? What? The other time travel.


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[Assistant] No, it was like back in time or something. I actually, I'll tell you, I didn't really have a ton of time travel. I did have time travel on my show, but it wasn't a lot.


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[Assistant] Eat three in ten minutes. My stomach cannot handle a fourth.


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[Assistant] We'd love to hear how many double quarter pounders Aaron thinks he could eat.


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[Assistant] I would say if you're doing something like this, don't throw a timeout. That's where people go wrong. Like this guy.


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[Assistant] I mean, so he learned he could do three and 10, which is crazy, but he could have done four in.


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[Assistant] 30 minutes. Half an hour, no problem. And then it would have been easy. So it's like, I almost would be like, I'll, I wouldn't, if you, what I've learned from hearing some stories is we're quick to give times out. Cause we think I'll do it in 15 minutes. Like you're, you know, and you gotta go start, give yourself a little.


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[Assistant] Go hard on the number and give yourself a little loose ending just to be like in 30 minutes. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but he did three in 10 minutes. That's too quick. And then that's like, you're going to get sick. So like you just eat it, eat it, and then you can eat the other one. Just give yourself a little, like he could probably sit 20 minutes and probably done four.


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[Assistant] You would eat it still fast, but I mean 3 in 10?


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[Assistant] Is fast. Yeah. And I think that's just too quick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. This was his Japan.


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[Assistant] Jonathan Fisher. Hey guys, in the comments last week you talked about faster cuts in film TV.


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[Assistant] Do you also find there are faster cuts you need to make in your sets?


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[Assistant] Robin Williams seemed like he got faster cuts way early and was almost consumed like a newly released drug by the audience. Even if it wasn't the funniest, most prepared thing, you were still going on a roller coaster of transitions from one impression to the other.


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[Assistant] Nate's delivery conversely was a breath of fresh air because he takes his time in jokes even when he is talking a little faster. Do any of the three of you feel pressure to have a faster or maybe slower rhythm? Uh, I'm kind of going through this right now. Actually.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I'm trying to make myself slow down. Some of it, I almost think I'm getting more southern again because I'm back home. And so I'm like, I gotta make sure that people can hear these words. Uh, and so I'm trying to go a little bit slower and


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[Assistant] So I've caught myself, but the hard part is like, if you have a joke that you're like, I am not positive about this joke, then I'm going to speed it up a little bit just cause.


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[Assistant] I don't want to be left out there. You know, I don't want to go super slow, you know.


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[Assistant] Some of, if it's a joke that you're like, well, if you really think about this joke, y'all are going to realize it's stupid. And so, you know, and you have some speed up moments. I'm having more speed. I'm getting a little more like, you know, speed up could, you know, a little more emotion shown, I guess. Not really animation.


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[Assistant] But I've, I've weirdly have been thinking, I've thought of it just the last show I did. I thought, let me slow down. And you know, it's like, alright. Like I've always had that kind of...


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[Assistant] Uh, recently cause they felt a little drunk and they felt kind of party and all this. If I'd have been too slow there.


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[Assistant] They're gonna yell, they just yell stuff. So you gotta, those, you kinda feel a little fat, some of it's just the crowd. You gotta figure out like, alright, I need to stay on top of these people and kinda always be talking or they're gonna kinda unravel and start yelling stuff. Uh, and then sometimes you can be like, alright, I can slow it down. This crowd's into the show. That's what I believe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but my speeding up is just to put more jokes in. So it's like, even when I tell a story.


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[Assistant] There's not that, I don't really leave a lot of space. Like, I mean, everything you're saying is kind of, there's a laugh. Uh.


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[Assistant] So I try to do that. So that's where I feel sped up. But I can sometimes talk too quick too. Uh, and some of us, you gotta figure out the rhythm of what you're trying to say. It's interesting. Now this new set, I would say I have, I do an hour.


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[Assistant] But I would say I have 40, I would say 40, 45 that's pretty, that's like, I'm like, this is good. And then the other stuff is like.


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[Assistant] Some of it's fine and, I mean, I think it's fine. It's like, but I can just look at places where I'm like, I need to work on a couple things and you can feel, you know.


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[Assistant] And some of it has a rhythm. It's a different thing when you get into theaters.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's so different. You know, when we do theaters, it's like a different feel. The laugh is different. It's longer. It goes farther back. The pacing is different. When you're a comedy club, everybody's kind of real close. It's opposite of that. You don't feel like you have time because it's, you almost feel embarrassed.


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[Assistant] You start like, so you're like, I gotta just stay on these people. In a theater, it feels, it's a show and it feels like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Leanne Morgan. She's out on tour now. Uh, yeah, it's with you. You're going out. And then, yeah, it's a whole different, that's even, because the laughter is different. I was talking to someone about arenas.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I was talking to Dorfman, Zanies, own Zanies, me and Dorfman are close and we were talking about this. And we, he was like saying like arenas, I don't, I want to do arenas just cause you do, but then it's also like, I get the idea that they're, they're not,


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[Assistant] It maybe isn't the greatest thing, but it, you know, but it's like, you do want to do like, I want to do Bridgestone in Nashville. I want to do.


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[Assistant] Madison Square Garden, you know, Chicago, kind of the places I started.


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[Assistant] But I, you know, somebody, I was looking at everything, look, I gotta try it and see what it feels like and you could decide if you like it or don't like it, uh, from there.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I think you wanna be like, yeaah, you wanna be like, I did this.


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[Assistant] I love the in the round. And so if I did an arena, I would want to do in the round. And cause it's like then everybody feels.


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[Assistant] You're, you're closer to a lot more people. And so you at least, you at least pull them in and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Brett Lob, L-A-U-B, I'm a pilot for commercial airline and I recently have been told no more saying ladies and gentlemen because some may be offended. I now say hello folks.


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[Assistant] I'm hoping one day one of y'all may be in the back and realize he just said hello folks and come up to the cockpit and say hi. That's awesome. Uh, yeah, just, you want to just walk up to that cockpit. Now he said, hello folks. So I need to get in there. Just banging on the door.


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[Assistant] I wonder, what's the highest they can open that window? You know?


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[Assistant] On a plane. That you're a pilot. When you have to shut it.


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[Assistant] No, I'm saying, like, when you take off.


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[Assistant] Does it have to be shut? Like can you 10,000 feet be like alright let's shut that window?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Brett, let us know how we're supposed to say hi to you. Uh, we won't announce it, so. He goes, there's a little key above the door. He just gives, that's what he tells us. It's right above the, you know, the code is always one, two, three, four. Just come on in whenever you want.


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[Assistant] Matt Gable, my kids are having a sleepover with their cousins tonight at our house. From downstairs I heard my 7 year old son Parker on a microphone saying he thought I looked like his elderly wife with no shirt on at a car he didn't recognize. I think me and Olivia could both have a word with him.


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[Assistant] As you can imagine, I couldn't contain my laughter and had to go see what was happening. Come to find out, they were having their own talent show. Parker says he wants to be a comedy guy.


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[Assistant] Like Nate, but his cousins only gave him 2.5 out of 10 with the Olivia joke. Learning the basics of bombing early. I tell you what, uh, Parker, I think you killed it. And that joke was great in your cousins.


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[Assistant] What did they do? I don't know if they had, you brought the heat Parker, and that is.


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[Assistant] I think you did great, Parker. And look, he told everything. That's how the joke goes.


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[Assistant] Keep doing it buddy. That's what you gotta do. You gotta, it is, you learn the basics of, you know, tight rooms and you learn to get through these sets and then you do it. It's going to come and you're going to come around me and you'll be working together one day. Uh, I'll be open for you Parker at an arena going, I don't think I would do this. Uh, Chris Minette, Minette.


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[Assistant] I don't know, my nat? Doesn't sound as fun as my net.


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[Assistant] Uh, my wife and daughter were recently in Nashville. I said go by Zanies and get a picture next to Nate's mural pic. I was never more disappointed when this is what they texted me.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I've never been, no one's ever said it. I mean, they always say we kind of sound alike and stuff like that, but no one's ever, I've never been called Tom. I can see that with the beard.


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[Assistant] Let's see, pound for pound. What are we looking at? He's like a big dude. I mean, not a big dude, but he's a football player. Like he was a big dude. Uh, a strong guy, but yeah, I texted Tom and he loved it.


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[Assistant] That was very funny. All right. Uh, all right everybody. Thank you. This, this week.


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[Assistant] Uh, oh, that's the Halloween. Yes. So here's the Halloween episode, uh, with Mike Vecchione. Halloween's a wonderful, wonderful holiday. I hope you guys have a great Halloween. Uh, it's the funnest. Uh, if you're a kid, when you have kids, nothing better than Halloween. Have fun. And, uh, here goes the Halloween episode. We are ready to get into fall because we like the cooler.


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[Assistant] Cooler. I think I said cooler wrong. Cooler nights and enjoy a nice fire with our friends and family making s'mores over our solo stove, watching Titans football, Vanity football. The solo stove has been so much better than any fire pit I've been around ever. Not only, I mean, it's because you're not smelling like campfires so great.


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[Assistant] Nuts. And this, you do not get it. There's no setup. You unbox and enjoy a little fire starter wood and you can have a nice fire quickly. We have the bonfire version with the stand. It is small enough to take to the front or the back.


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[Assistant] The fire looks awesome too. It's easy to keep lit and even easier to clean. Solar stove fire pits are portable and built to last. It looks great too. They are so confident you will love it. They offer a lifetime warranty and a 30 day free return policy. Get the perfect


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[Assistant] Perfect fire pit for those fall nights and make your backyard a destination with a spectacular fire pit from Solo Stove.


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[Assistant] Uh, I have those and I have the Cora shorts. Both are very comfortable. Laura just got the Halo Performance Jogger and the Halo Performance Hoodie.


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[Assistant] And everything is a great fit to it. Do yourself a favor and get your own Viori. I truly love Viori. Viori is an investment in your happiness for our listeners. They are offering.


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[Assistant] 20% off your first purchase. Get yourself some of the most com- comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet at Viori.com slash Nate. That is V U O R I dot com slash Nate. Not only will you receive 20% off your first purchase, but enjoy free shipping on NES US orders over $75 and free returns.


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[Assistant] Go to Viori.com slash Nate and discover Viori clothing like we did.


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[Assistant] We are here, once again with Mike Vacchione.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, change jacket. His other jacket is just in that other room. Uh, so is mine is too.


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[Assistant] I mean, Aaron's got an Aaron lens shirt. Aaron went downstairs to put that on. Uh, breakfast.


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[Assistant] I think the reason he can't do it is because when he does it, they will push his face away with their hand because they feel no threat and they would go.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's kinda how it started, I think, too, was the bob. Every time it was like my daughter and Maya.


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[Assistant] They call, they, they started calling them Bob Ripple pants. Which is a great name.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, no, that's the only thing I was talking about. Uh, so, uh, this episode we are going to talk about Halloween, uh, and the title is probably Halloween. You know, I probably don't ever need to say what we're talking about. But it's hard not to in the moment. And so...


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[Assistant] I got two different options to use. Vecchione died everybody.


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[Assistant] Uh, if you're seeing this, you probably saw different comments. We're doing, uh, as, as you all know, we're on the road and, uh, it's, it's, it's pounding away. And so we're having to record some stuff here and there, but we're going to always make sure that we give y'all, y'all will have stuff every week. Uh, cause that's the job and that's why we're here. So this week, uh, Halloween.


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[Assistant] Halloween's one of my favorite holidays, I would say. Uh, it's, it's, it, it goes from your favorite holiday to then your, your age with no kids and you're like, whatever about it. And then you have kids again and you're like, what's my favorite holiday now?


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[Assistant] Well, your older years think people, they like Thanksgiving more. Cause it's like the family.


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[Assistant] Cause everybody thinks I wear a hat all the time, as I've always said, and I've never wore a hat on stage. I mean, maybe I've done it on like...


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[Assistant] Whatever shows if I'm doing 10 minutes or something like that.


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[Assistant] But as far as a big show, I've never wore a hat and why you shouldn't is it hides your eyes. It hides my eyes even in this podcast, but.


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[Assistant] You know, and then, and you already cover up the bottom of your head. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but the one that once- Oh, you have a nose list? Yeah, yeah. And the, uh, the, the audience already let them know. So, they, they, uh,


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[Assistant] You'd be, I think, the guy that wants to kill the most and can't.


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[Assistant] But you're definitely like, you get around other serial killers and they get uncomfortable when they talk. Just shop talk. When they shop talk.


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[Assistant] They are sitting there and they're like, ah man, just go get it over with. Like just.


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[Assistant] Guys, I just watched a Joe List old sketch video where, uh, he did, he did a whistle video. It was very funny. He goes, but he has a nose whistling front and he's like doing like the Andy Griffith in his nose. It was very funny, but I just saw it today. Uh, but yeah, you would be the one that they.


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[Assistant] I mean like, you just would never be, you know, it's not for trying.


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[Assistant] Leaves and sticks sticking out of your hat and you're like, stupid nose. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then everybody thinks it's birds killing people. Cause they go, I heard chirping. I heard birds chirping.


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[Assistant] Because people do like to give medical advice. You've only killed with exact appointment times. Like it's never random. It's always 10, 15 a.m.


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[Assistant] Left at 10, 20 a.m. You're like, well, why don't you just talk to them out the nose with some thing? And he goes, huh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what if you were a bomb detector, like a bomb dog, or you're like, and they just-


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[Assistant] What's wrong boy? What's wrong? And the person's like sweating, what's this guy doing?


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[Assistant] Brian's a human alarm. Human alarm. Human alarm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, nah, I think, uh, he can only go right. Can't go left because he got on the left. So if you don't, like, he's going to, if you, when people are watching the movie, they're like, go left. He can't go left. And they just keep going right.


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[Assistant] It looked like a rec- it looked like a man with a rectangle foot.


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[Assistant] And it double hurts, it hurts, it hurts like twice. We'll tell Lucy to do it tonight. We'll see her tonight. That's a good one. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get on out of here. Get on out of here. And you're like, what'd you...


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[Assistant] I do it in backwards, so I, uh, kill them and then I try to bring them back to life.


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[Assistant] I do it, you know, and then I go, I shouldn't have done this. Why am I doing this? I'd see everything backwards. And then I turned myself in and I would get one kill in.


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[Assistant] They read those letters and I go, oh, that's perfect. You got perfect vision. They get hit by a bus, they walk out immediately. I've been honest with you, I've never seen someone get it like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, U-T-S-R-B-V. I don't know. It gets, it's, I could, I could do it quick enough to go, is that, I'd be, Z-X-Y-W, that's good enough, right? You know I could keep going. And he's like, yeah, that was pretty impressive. I go, yeah, you know, I'd do this too. That's a dumb question. And if he goes, just do two more. I'd be like, nah.


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[Assistant] But. I needed this. I needed this tonight. It's usually so serious and this just felt.


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[Assistant] Great, I'll be honest with you, I'll let you drive one more mile. Let's just see what happens.


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[Assistant] He's not what you expect. Right.


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[Assistant] Probably just a regular serial killer because I think you have those, that personality.


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[Assistant] The, you know, takes a cold shower, I mean he's already, he's like got the starter kit.


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[Assistant] You follow a guy that's just known for taking cold showers. Are you in a group? Yea, you're in a group.


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[Assistant] And you're acting like, you said that guy, Wim Knopf, as if we all might know the greatest cold shower of all time. He's the greatest cold shower guy.


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[Assistant] And that's his thing? His thing is breathing, the breathing practice that I do, and cold showers.


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[Assistant] And that's all he's known for. Is he a Navy SEAL or something or is he?


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[Assistant] I was like, there's no video, it's just a story he wrote. And he said, I ran up the- Oh, I did that too. I ran up Mount Everest barefoot. Oh, I did too. I flew up it. I can fly. He's like- Wim Knopf? Wim Hof. Wim Hof? Yea.


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[Assistant] You would be a great truck driver. Cause you're, every shower you're like, I don't care.


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[Assistant] I do get it. I'm joking. I've done that too. So if you, uh,


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[Assistant] If you, like sometimes you want it, sometimes I want it cold. Uh, but I could see taking a cold shower. Like I get the idea of it. And like, so you never take a hot shower.


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[Assistant] You take the ego out of yourself too. Right. Like if you do it, you know, and you think.


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[Assistant] Like he's gotta be humbled. Like he looks like that and he's humbled by it. Cause it's like such hard work to get to that point.


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[Assistant] Where you have to, I was thinking about that this week when we were talking about like when you earn stuff.


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[Assistant] I think people that earn stuff really are not egomaniacs about it. Cause they, they are like, you know, hard this was man, like it's hard. And so they don't, they're, they're proud, but they don't, they don't, they would never think they're above anybody. They're like, no dude, I just had to do it. It was the worst and it was hard. And like a guy like that would be.


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[Assistant] You'd be like, well this guy's more appreciative than someone that's just born with that body.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And the ones that get it young and quick can be the divas and can be the- Exactly. Cause it's like you're supposed to be getting that and that comes from-


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[Assistant] Everybody's kind of a yes person with you. Your agents are like, you know, doing all this kind of stuff. It's, it's hard. I mean, I understand that it's hard. I'm not, you know, I can see it some now where it's like stuff is a lot like, you know,


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[Assistant] When I go do a show, you know, I get an iced coffee on my rider, so someone brings me an iced coffee at sound check.


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[Assistant] So I don't have to go get it. Cause hey, sometimes you're not there. It's the timing of it all. But even that simple of a kind of thing where you're like,


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[Assistant] Sometimes I want to be like, I need to go get this on my own. Like it's like, cause I can have, you know, I got Travis as my tour manager. So Travis will get a lot of stuff for me.


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[Assistant] Some of them I need it to get cause it's like, hey, I'm trying to do this or I'm trying to go out to eat with my buddies and I'm trying to like have a, go walk around a mall and have like just a normal day. Uh, and so sometimes it's like having an assistance or, you know, people have that, your life gets busy, but then sometimes you do, you gotta, you know, it's like,


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[Assistant] Go, get your tires changed, go change them. Like go drive up there yourself, sit in that, you know, it seems, you know. You do that? No.


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[Assistant] But it's, it's, uh, but I mean, you know, I actually haven't done any of this, but I know that I should.


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[Assistant] I haven't, but I haven't been home. And so it's like, I'm trying to like, some of it's like, well, I need to go. I need to, last night was like.


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[Assistant] Don't look at me. Don't you look directly at me. Who do you think you are? I'm better. You're nothing. Well, so last night I met her for the first time and she seemed nice, you know, little, uh, now the best time to talk to a kid, man, is when you're putting them to bed.


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[Assistant] And she always, as she always right now is like, she sleeps with us and, uh, and so like she'll always want us to snuggle and she'll be like, you know, it's very cute to be like tonight's a snuggle night. Cause some nights we're being like, no, you need to just go to bed.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's like we have one kid, we had a kid late, so we're having one kid, you're like, I tell her all the time, let's, she's not going to want to snuggle with us too much longer. And so like, let's just...


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[Assistant] So, but it's the best time to talk to them because they're trying to stay awake.


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[Assistant] So they will just, they're, you know, when they're busy and doing stuff with their friends during the day, they don't want to talk to you. But when they want to stay awake and you're trying to make them go to bed, I mean, she'll talk about.


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[Assistant] Anything and everything. And just like, so it's a kind of a fun moment to be like, like last night.


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[Assistant] We, you know, we talked for like 30 minutes. She should have been asleep, but it was like, I haven't been home.


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[Assistant] We're just talking about, they're going to go out with me, uh, in a couple of weeks for her fall break or something. Or maybe they just went out with me on the fall break because when this is coming out. And so we were talking about the plans for that and what we're going to get to do. I'm like, we'll be on the bus. She loves the bus. She loves the hotel. She likes a green room. You know, it's like all that kind of stuff. Like it's very fun. Obviously every kid, a tour bus is fun. And so we were just talking about the plans for that and you know, it's, I don't know. I feel like you get to learn their personality.


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[Assistant] You know, we had it in the car too. The car's good too. If you can get them to be like...


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[Assistant] You know, it's like sometimes she wants to just like, can I have your phone? Can I do something? And you get like, no, we're gonna...


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[Assistant] She's always, I've always let her sit in my lap and drive the car. I mean, obviously I'm doing gas and breaking my hands on it, but since she was five.


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[Assistant] I would always, why aren't we pulling the driveway? I'd be like, you wanna drive? And I'd let her sit up with me.


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[Assistant] Everywhere but Ford. I'm like yea look Ford, we're driving Ford. Women drivers, right? Yea, right?


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[Assistant] I don't support that. Okay. Alright. So they, uh, but then I let her drive in, uh, our neighborhood too. So I went up and get in the neighborhood. I'll be like, you want to drive? And now she's bigger. I still do the gas pedal because I don't know if she knows it really.


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[Assistant] That well, but I kind of let her do the driving.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I've let her, she'll drive to golf cart, share what comes out of me.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, she's never pumped gas actually. I remember my dad letting us pump the gas for the first time and it was like pretty crazy. And I remember moving to New York and you'd meet people from New Jersey and they're like, I've never pumped gas in my life. Cause in New Jersey, every gas station has people that do that. And so there's kids that are like,


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[Assistant] Or you meet someone who's like 30, and he's like, I've never one day pumped gas. You never pumped gas? Well, you meet people in New York who never drove a car. Yo, yea. I grew up in the... Rondale-Hartley.


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[Assistant] Remember he had, he got his, he got his driver's license after we knew him and he was an adult. He was in his thirties or something. And he like is goes, just got my driver's license. I was like, and I mean, I'm like, what? Just now? And he's like, I mean, we never needed one. And you know, I don't, why would I, you're just riding a subway.


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[Assistant] I do like Scanner. I bought her a bunch of stuff at the Spa Museum in DC.


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[Assistant] He goes, go put it in your car and we're like, we don't have a car. He's like, I mean throw it in a bush or something like that and then Travis had to go to a bush and he was very funny.


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[Assistant] Just do it in the bush. And then we were just picturing, we come back out and like, Travis, cause Travis left it for us and we come back out and just all the bushes are pulled up. He can't find his knife. He's yelling at the guy. He goes, someone took it. Someone saw me drop it in there. And so.


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[Assistant] One joke, which we won't tell, but your detective joke. Oh yeaah. But it's like, yeaah, it's like I guess this is, this is part of it. This is part of it. This is part of it.


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[Assistant] That's what we should have done and we're blowing it with this Halloween, but I'll have you back. A mob episode with him. He knows a ton about it. He loves it.


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[Assistant] Alright, we'll do a, I'll figure out, you'll be coming back, so, I'll figure when you come back, we'll do a mob one with you. Uh, cause yeaah, he knows a lot about it. Halloween! Do one thing Halloween.


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[Assistant] And they ever, imagine this is your parents doing this. Like it's not children, it's your parents, they're doing it. And then you go out the next morning and you're like, I mean, all the food's still here. There's a bunch of fat raccoons laying around everywhere. Like just, they give them like mashed potatoes and stuff. You're like, what do they give them? What would you give a ghost? Some lights?


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[Assistant] But I mean then they leave food out for them, which is where the candy is left out.


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[Assistant] It actually makes a ton of sense why Halloween is Halloween now. It's like basically that's what it is.


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[Assistant] You know, that's what everybody should do if you're a pope, president. Just do something kind of that will live forever. Like the other ones are like, kind of like that, you know, when he probably did that, they go, that idiot is changing a whole, that's all, that's what you're here to do. And he's like, let's see what happens. And his is.


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[Assistant] So if you're any of these things, like they always talk about like, uh,


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[Assistant] Like that guy did Daylight Savings and everyone was like, oh man, good for him. Like, you know, or something.


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[Assistant] He goes, hey, what are you doing? And another guy comes in, he goes, that's Gregory. I'm assuming probably the fourth, if you go through with this.


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[Assistant] Now we have plastic versions of them. This guy was real?


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[Assistant] But he's so good at being conniving, he talked himself out of hell.


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[Assistant] That's pretty great. He's like, is he good at it? You're like, pretty solid at it. I'm not going to put myself into heaven, but I got out of the worst of ones.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just walk around and roam the earth. You see everybody?


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[Assistant] Go to Beggar's Night, where is it at? Uh, Loserville. It's at their community center.


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[Assistant] Well, that's, I would believe the other one more than that, but when Churchill, I think you were drunk. You had like, A, you're telling me you were so put together that you see a ghost. There you go. Oh, you came up with a great line.


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[Assistant] Ash, and he goes, seems like you called me out of disadvantage. And then, either...


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[Assistant] I mean, they're honestly might be the most like just kept person that you're like, this guy was wonderful. Great name, Winston Churchill. Great name. And then just cutting it up with, I saw Abraham last night. Eat cereal in the morning.


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[Assistant] Maybe it's where you spent most of your time. You go back to where, like, where was the most impactful point of your life, and you kind of go back to there. Some people it's their house, some people it's for him it would be the White House, and like so maybe uh, just shoot on over there.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it does look like she's playing for Notre Dame. Yeaah, be honest with you, I think she could've.


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[Assistant] One of the best experiences I've ever had on the road.


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[Assistant] We were, yeaah, driving moves were fantastic. Doing the shows, the shows were fun at the time. I would still do some if I could. Like maybe do some summer stuff just to, for that, I would do it for the fun experience of the hanging and like.


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[Assistant] Uh, but Chicago, they, when I walked out, they did it and they honked. It was, I mean, the best, the best dude.


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[Assistant] And they go, what about the hazards? You go, I wouldn't mind if those stayed on the whole show. Let's just have some energy. You know, and then if it go from there, uh, everybody's just getting sprayed in the car next to them.


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[Assistant] But we sat and watched, uh, yeaah, the guy, he was in Louisville, right outside Louisville, wherever Louisville's driving through here.


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[Assistant] Lagrange and then, uh, so we sat there, we did the show, then we were like leaving, you know, I think the next morning. So it was like kind of just staying on the bus. And, uh, the guy's like, if you want to watch a movie, he's like, I can just start a movie and like it shuts off on its own. He had some radios.


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[Assistant] We have some folding chairs and we're like, well that would be unreal dude. And then so we sat alone, like six of us in a parking lot, watching this big screen.


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[Assistant] And watch Halloween, and like the first Halloween, and it was, I mean, one of the best experiences ever, cause you're just like, you're walking around that, you're like, it's so big of an area, you're just alone, we're all sitting next to each other, and you're just like,