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[Assistant] What happened? Unless he reached level 12.


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[Assistant] It's too late though, but like maybe like every 100 hot dogs, the color palette of the board changes.


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[Assistant] It's all wacky. People like seeing a change of color in a game, don't they? Yea, a little visual filter.


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[Assistant] Reminds me of Kane, to be honest. You know what I mean? That's how Kane started all of his modding. It was just like, you know, for his wife, they had an idea. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna fucking figure it out. And you gotta respect and love that.


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[Assistant] So, that's super cool. We've had other things happen recently.


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[Assistant] Of course, and we did, uh, also get to see Dune 2. Yes, but we can't say anything about it. We're not saying anything.


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[Assistant] So where do we start with subtle details about our reactions to Dune Awakenings, the game? We can talk about the game. Yea, let's talk about the game. Let's talk about that.


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[Assistant] I was genuinely drawn to play it based on what, uh, assets and everything they showed us. Because it just, it looked like, uhm, I was like, okay, they've got some really good ideas going on here.


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[Assistant] It should feel like it revolves around you, the character, instead of like you.


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[Assistant] So okay, we'll stop to be safe there. Right? As far as the game? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, you still gotta work for it. Builds on different weapons and skins and vehicles and what you can do to those and all that stuff.


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[Assistant] Also the PVP element of political factions sort of creating themselves.


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[Assistant] Uhm, just all these elements between players coming together and


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[Assistant] And what they contribute to the overall team. It's like, you know, obviously up to you if you just want to be a little merchant.


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[Assistant] Thinking, think about Rust, you know, how you kinda get that big. Was it every week or month? I'm almost positive it's every week because they referenced Rust to being every month. Right. This would be every week.


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[Assistant] So uhm, yeaah, if you've got stuff built out there, say goodbye. Yeaah, so that's not the whole map, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Cause then they also referenced, um, vaults, well they're not called vaults, but like these areas where you're going into like caves or something like that stuff that is, um,


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[Assistant] It's gonna be packed with goodies and different like challenges and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] And I'm so happy for him because uhm, everyone we've met at Funcom are just wonderful.


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[Assistant] And they happen to be making this, uh, you know, have access to this IP. They've been working directly with like legendary pictures and, and at times with the, um,


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[Assistant] With the, uh, what's his name? What's his name? Shit.


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[Assistant] Shit. The author? The author? The Herbert. Frank Herbert, uh, estate. Yep.


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[Assistant] Which that stuff's cool. And especially cause Dune's now getting, uhm, it's poppin' off for obvious reasons and...


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[Assistant] And like I've said before, uhm, Dune, the novel is like, considered among a lot of people that it's the best sci-fi novel ever written.


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[Assistant] And now that these movies are kind of doing it justice and they get to be a part of that. In a way, which is super cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this second one, y'all. Fuck. It was so good. Oh, it's just top tier filmmaking, epic.


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[Assistant] Uh, and enjoyed it, you're gonna love this one. Maybe rewatch the first one too. If you didn't really enjoy the first one, you're probably still gonna fucking love this one.


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[Assistant] And your first, the first reaction just to piggyback is, is looking at the person that handed you one and being like, why would you do this to me? What is wrong with you?


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[Assistant] It reminded me of that whole ride a passage thing, uhm, I've talked about it before, uh, well maybe not on the podcast, but...


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[Assistant] If anyone up in the Chicago area, I'm sure you're familiar with the Chicago Handshake. And it's a similar thing that


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[Assistant] You know? The handshake was a great name. They should call this a frickin' Norwegian handshake.


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[Assistant] What is, what's the Chicago history? Well, it's uhm, Malort is the, is the liqueur that you drink with an old style beer.


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[Assistant] It's a shot of Malort with an old style and, and uhm, Malort, great name. Malort. Yea, Malort. But it's like, it's so horrible and bitter and...


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[Assistant] Not to be confused with a Chicago handjob. Okay? Right, that's comp-


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[Assistant] Cause I went to Universal Studios, uh, with my mom when I was a kid. Yeah. And did that tour out there. Uhm, I'm sure they've come a long way. They have.


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[Assistant] Yeah, including that part. That worked out for you. Yeah. With the daughter and such.


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[Assistant] Annabelle movies, when it gets all fucked up. I'm sure they got a couple versions, but uh, I was like, I knew the guy made that.


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[Assistant] Just gorgeous, the mountains are right there. Yeaah. Just beautiful.


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[Assistant] It didn't work to that way, like for the turnarounds sake, it just didn't work out that way.


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[Assistant] That does, uh, make things more fun. I guess Jack didn't go right to bed because Ada, myself, Simon.


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[Assistant] And Jack, we went on a little dispensary run down the road.


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[Assistant] That was a nice little adventure, uh, on a, that hill's like San Francisco grade hill.


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[Assistant] That was a hill. Going down, just thinking about like, fuck, we gotta go. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like, just actin' up. Yeah. Last couple weeks ago, couple weeks ago I was like, kinda getting some fluid in there, was just being weird. Does from time to time. And was starting to get better, but going down the hill I was like, shit.


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[Assistant] So, but whatever, I was gonna muzzle through it and it's just gonna hurt for another couple weeks. Feels fine now. But uhm, when we're at the base of the hill, we see two of those Lime scooters that you can rent. Yeah. Remember that? And I was like, thinking, I was like, I got that Lime app still on my phone, I'm gonna use that fucker, get up the hill.


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[Assistant] The road that it was on, that highway there was like, probably a block away from the base of the hill, you know?


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[Assistant] So, I get it all hooked up and you guys are making your way up the hill. AID is kinda floating back with me.


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[Assistant] So, I'm on the Lime Scooter ready to go up that hill, getting all my momentum, and then it just brrrr, shuts down at the base of the hill. It's out of bounds for it. It was set for out of bounds.


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[Assistant] And I was like, well shit, and then the security guy's like, yeah, you can't, you can't go up there, it cuts you off, and I was like, well thanks for fucking telling me as I was driving by you. They just waited to see, they wanted to probably see me. Yeah, no, I'd be doing the same thing. So I was like, well shit, so then I just, I put the little kickstand down, ready to take...


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[Assistant] End the session, take the picture, you know how you have to do. Show where you left it. And it was like, no, you can't leave it here.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Right. You know. You're gonna take this up the hill, fuck walkin' that.


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[Assistant] It is a big hill, we're not exaggerating. That was a big steep hill. Quite long.


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[Assistant] Not as hilarious as uh, Ada really appreciated that adventure with us. And was gonna be here to talk about it. I think I nutshelled it.


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[Assistant] Have fun with it, we wanna read some, some good creative reviews. That'd be great.


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[Assistant] They're in the stream. Yeah, that was a good idea, uhm, Aztec yeah?


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, we did our stream as per usual and I broke away with Daniel to head down to Tavern Law. Oh, poor you.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, I know, and I live like a few blocks away too, so it's like, uh, worked out nice, and just to show up, uh, a little surprise.


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[Assistant] Tavern, where a bunch of people were watching the stream on the TVs and...


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[Assistant] Good times, huh? Yeah, we'll get to this at the end, the Poppy surprise, cause uhm, what a breakthrough on uh, Sunday night, huh? Oh wow. Big breakthroughs for Poppy. Stay tuned to the end. Okay.


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[Assistant] So, that was Thursday, that was, you know, just a nice little, uhm, on the front side for those who happen to be in town already and could make it down to Tavern, that was a nice little start.


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[Assistant] But then we get into Friday and we've, we've got a bunch of neiblets all spread about Wilmington.


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[Assistant] And a lot of them convention minded, uh, some veterans of conventions and cons, I remember, I'd imagine. And uh, if there's a line available, they'll get right in that line. Right. Any line will do. Give me a line. Yeah.


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[Assistant] One of them goes to something great. If you're like, shit, five hours of this line.


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[Assistant] Over sure. But that was uhm, yeah, Ironclad, we had, uh, that was kind of meet and greet pictures, signing night, stuff like that. And that took, like...


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[Assistant] Gotcha, that thing's a liability. I'm starting to hate it.


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[Assistant] One good thing about that was uhm, yeaah, we did genuinely have a good amount of time like with everybody.


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[Assistant] We had a lot of opportunity to walk around and talk to people. For sure. And so in that sense it worked great to kind of get that out of the way and we could just be partying with everyone on the show night. For sure. Because yeaah, we kind of, we learned from the previous live show. Right.


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[Assistant] We were gonna get there at noon. Which worked out great. Had a little time for good dinners and stuff, and then back for the show at seven. And, uhm, yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause I was, I remember, yea, feeling a little warm on stage and I knew that we were in the coolest spot in the building.


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[Assistant] Probably, you know what I mean? Oh yea, we were right under the unit that was working. Yea, and then I uh, I was still hot. I was dreading breaking away to uh, for the magic show that I did. Because I had to throw on a couple layers. And a jacket. Your big magic jacket. My big magic jacket. That's not, it doesn't breathe at all.


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[Assistant] Is that person? Security guard was passed out due to heat exhaustion, so that couldn't happen. Uhm, what was the other, uh, shit? Shit, I had a...


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[Assistant] Like, thank you. Thank you mom, now you know. I remembered what I was gonna say. Uhm, I remember getting my jersey, and I don't know if we talked about it or did, I missed it. And I remember looking at the number, I was like, oh.


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[Assistant] I don't, I mean, 2 is my favorite number. I would have picked 22. And I didn't realize until I saw that picture of us all from behind and all of them 23s with the exception of fix of course.


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[Assistant] For sure. I cropped it to make it look like it was like... Widescreen. Just, it just, uh, you couldn't see where the crowd cut off in any way. So it's like we could be in front of 10,000 people. It looked pretty dope.


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[Assistant] Anyway, go on. And then the magic extravaganza, right after the bunnies. I want more magic too. I'm gonna do it again. I will do more magic. More tricks. I will do different, I will learn more tricks. And more too, make it a little bit longer.


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[Assistant] I'm, there was another, uhm, I remember watching my girl, like she, uh, did, you know, on the phone when I was doing it, and I remember seeing what was on the screen behind me, and there was an angle I didn't know of when I was on stage, and I was like, watching, I was like, oh shit, I hope that angle wasn't happening while, uh, while I was doing a particular


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[Assistant] You don't reveal these things, you know.


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[Assistant] So Anthony messed up twice is what we're saying, like he messed up real big times?


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[Assistant] Then to Heave Ho, and I'm not sure why I was picked for Heave Ho.


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[Assistant] And then after Hevo, Speedrunners, right? Yeah. Mmm, wait. Nope. Gang Beasts. Gang Beasts. Gang Beasts? That was the end. I thought Gang Beasts was the end. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It was gonna be.


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[Assistant] And then we, uh, yeaah, we cleaned up a little bit and peep, some people were out on the dance floor and some people stayed, a lot of people stayed inside in the theater. Probably for AC.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I remember, yeaah, eventually breaking away, it was like 1.30 and we wandered back over to Tavern. Simon, uh, came with, and I remember.


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[Assistant] Simon, just like he had that smile, and he's like, looking at me, he's like, should we do a shot? Oh shit. And I said no. Oh good. No. Good. And then, that's fantastic. He's like, oh shit, like you just.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they, half way through the throwing on Sundays now, they'll, they have prizes, so the spin and wheel, it's been pretty fun.


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[Assistant] I forgot the rule was still in play. Yeah, okay. Nobody's gonna sit on my side if they, you know, if that stays in place. Yeah, but you're with him. Yeah, it is true. He got his cover me. He kept me good. Alright.


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[Assistant] Out in the dance floor, it was early. I think it was, it was before the show. Pretty sure it was before the show. And I was walking, I got around some people and I was like right by the DJ booth, kind of making my way around there. And man, if my leg didn't clip something, that shouldn't have fucking been there. It was like the bottom portion of a, uhm,


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[Assistant] Like a big umbrella stand, like for like a picnic table thing. It was like the base portion. And then about a foot and a half of the bar sticking up and that was it. It was right next to the DJ booth. Didn't see it.


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[Assistant] In such a way I couldn't get back up. So I looked extra drunk and was like, I'm not fucking drunk, this is not fair.


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[Assistant] That's funny. Why was that there? I should sue. Yeah, you should. I'm gonna sue. Get a lawyer involved. That's right.


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[Assistant] And then yeah, Sunday being a day of rest of sorts, but uh.


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[Assistant] Cows, it's not like cows drink water. They don't get IVs. Right. Well, cows drink water. But when you're a, you know, a baby, I'm saying it's like, it's called mama's milk, it's got all the things in it, you know, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, interesting. Speaking of milk, man, I had probably the best cake I ever fucking had in my life, man. It was a three milks cake. Trace leches. Three milks? Well, Trace leches. Isn't that what it is? Yeah. Yeah, cake that a friend made. What do they mean by that?


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[Assistant] It's perfect for a hot summer day because it's like a wet, wet cake. Oh god, it's really wet. It's kind of weird. It's light, but in a good way. I'm sure it's good.


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[Assistant] Poppy was fine. Emily remembered, uh, Emily played with Poppy way back when Poppy was a little nugget. One time. One time. But it worked out great. And took about two sniffs and...


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[Assistant] And, uh, went over to live, uh, the big field by the stage where they have the live nation.


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[Assistant] Show is right next to, uh, yeaah, the big ol' lawn. And there was some security there, that I guess they had a certain hour.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but uhm, Poppy came and Simon let Poppy run around freely.


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[Assistant] Oh, a leash. First time, probably. Yea, well, holding a leash. The leash was on Poppy, but Poppy was running. Okay.


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[Assistant] I got that same notification. You know who else is playing? Ada.


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[Assistant] Nobody wants to. Nobody wants to. They wanted to keep it for the next thousand years, so they're like, let's just, let's go all in.


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[Assistant] We're all confused. Yeaah, that's true. Abster is doing the best with keeping up.


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[Assistant] Reinforced wood. I do love it though. But you can climb, so you can climb in, uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he seemed like he got to the point quick and it went really quick for me cause I watch him at one and a half speed. Oh, I don't even-


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[Assistant] If you're not at your base, you can only throw out one pal, right? Yes.


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[Assistant] We're recording remotely today, because we couldn't wait.


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[Assistant] We hadn't seen each other, or at least we hadn't seen, me and Abster saw each other, cause we went.


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[Assistant] We haven't seen Doralus and Simon's pretty face in a while.


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[Assistant] I saw a trailer today for a Suicide Squad game on PS5 I think.


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[Assistant] It seems like it goes from not much HUD to the whole screen's covered in text.


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[Assistant] What were you saying, Neeps? I was just saying Ark has the drops. Right, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I think also it's uhm, there are some server settings, right? You can kind of adjust a little bit.


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[Assistant] Well, but you do find Ascendant, um, armor and weapons that you...


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[Assistant] Can't, or it takes forever to build anyway. Oh, you have? Okay. No, I haven't, but I'm saying I have in the past. Not with this, I haven't played Ascended a whole lot. Gotcha. But you do find good stuff. I'm just saying if you like to gamble, you can gamble an arc a little bit.


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[Assistant] He's like, I think I'm up. I'm pretty sure I'm up. Wow. He'll throw some alcohol in. Yea. Right.


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[Assistant] I'm like you don't have like a, an envelope or something that's, or something written down.


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[Assistant] Simon's like, I can't, I can't handle that much.


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[Assistant] She hates boats. She hates boats. And so Dora went somewhere else on his own vacation.


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[Assistant] Yep, so it was great. Yeah, we were out there together and, uh, man, I love, I love Virgin Voyages. Such a cool boat.


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[Assistant] No, if you had kids, well, not, not by our standards. If you had kids on this cruise, and uh, overprotective parent, they would, they would not enjoy it. Some of the shows and some of the other stuff, it's uh, I don't think it's raunchy, but it's adult.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I'm sure a lot of things have this, but you know, you have like, uh, either a credit card or some credits hooked to your bracelet and that opens your room and you want a drink, you just throw the bracelet up and they scan it and you got a drink.


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[Assistant] Yep, getting on and off the boat. Bracelet. It's, uh. Yeah. And I tell you, man.


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[Assistant] And like, depending on the cruise, I haven't been on a ton of different cruise lines, but they don't hassle you for anything. Like you're not trying to be, they're not selling you anything at any point.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because we went, we flew to Puerto Rico because that's where the boat started and we got there a day early because you don't want to miss your boat. And, um, so I go to Puerto Rico, try to go every year. So, but this was your first time, right? And I think it was.


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[Assistant] Which is kinda cool, like, like, my wife loves that. She loves that, she loves that there's a house that's over 100 years old that has a tree growing out of it. You know, right next to a place that's looking really good, like it does.


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[Assistant] Thumbs up. And a great port. Great place to start a cruise.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I think we ate at Razzle Dazzle. That's one of the restaurants on the ship. Cause it's, the ship just has restaurants. How many restaurants? Mmm, I don't know if you were to guess. Six, seven, eight.


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[Assistant] We'll go. I'll catch up with ya. I wanna be here a while.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, the food's good and I love it because uhm, I also like traditional cruises where they give you a dinner time and you sit with people and meet new people but uhm,


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[Assistant] Here you basically just either on your phone book a reservation for one of the restaurants or you just walk by and say, Hey, can you put us down for six people or something? And, and it's all included in the boat. They do have, I guess, higher quality steaks and


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[Assistant] Things that you might pay more for, but uh, for the most part everything's included.


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[Assistant] Oh, well the first stop was, uh, Tortola. It was Tortola, yeaah, you're right. And that was a fun stop. We all went.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my wife and I, we didn't book many excursions because we like to just get out and find things, but uh, we booked a hiking excursion. And uhm, yeah, took a hike, which was funny because it was kind of just on the side of the road behind a house that was being built.


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[Assistant] And just to be clear, construction wasn't happening then. The house wasn't done.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but you walked past the house that had no, no workers at it. It was a non-working day, I guess. And then yeah, just way in the woods and they started explaining, uhm, what this plant was. And I don't, look, I don't know if I believe everything you said, cause, uh,


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[Assistant] But uh, but he did hand us a leaf that he was eating, so we all took a bite.


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[Assistant] And uh, it had like a tart, apple-y kind of flavor to it. But yeah, I mean, you've seen buzzards that just eat something dead on the road. They don't care. They'll eat an egg.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we went to a place that makes rum, which a lot of places in the islands do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Canes Bay or something like that. I don't know, it is beautiful. Just beautiful water, just completely surrounded by mountains. Yeah. And this bay is just, yeah, the view. Like you felt like you were in a VR simulation. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now the night before, so we didn't have a reservation at this restaurant, but my wife, she makes friends with everybody on the boat pretty quickly. Oh, that's right.


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[Assistant] She wanted to go see this, uh, bartender in the test kitchen. And then, I don't even think we're supposed to sit there, but she just plops down and we're all hanging out around this guy. And he's making us drinks.


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[Assistant] Funny, that happened because my wife, if you're in public, she's the one that gets people's attention quickly. Oh yea. And befriends them. And then uhm, that happened two or three times on the boat. Like, I remember him.


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[Assistant] But, uh, so yeaah, that night we're at that bar and we meet that, we meet a guy there who, uhm, I think used to work for Richard Branson and he's talking about how he might be on the boat later and he's gonna meet several people and, you know, like the VIP area or something. And I'm like, uh-uh, he's not gonna be on his boat.


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[Assistant] Like I was fangirling already. Yeaah. Cause I just thought he was a cool dude.


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[Assistant] Now he does something with either, uh, nature or animals or something, right?


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[Assistant] This dude just, just a regular dude who had an idea he wanted to start this conservation thing and I guess he'd got a chance to speak to Richard because I think he worked for him maybe. And he, he was kind of interested and he said, well, send me a proposal and maybe we'll do something, I guess.


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[Assistant] Months later, a year later, he got back to him, read his proposal and was like, all right, let's do it and put in some seed money. And now this guy had this successful thing going on in Tortola, right?


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[Assistant] We don't have to go through all of them. Yeah, we really don't. But anyway, so, so I was just like, god, if you, I just want to get a glimpse of the dude, you know, Branson's gonna be on the phone. Smell his musk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, get a whiff. But then it turns out, hey, we got a special guest, you know, the next day, he's gonna be on the boat, be here at this time, like, aww crap, it's on! And then yeah, he's giving a speech up on the balcony above the pool, getting a big toast to everyone, and I'm like, man, this is bucket list stuff for me! I couldn't believe it. And then he's like,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and then he said, uhm, tonight, when you're leaving Tortola, you're gonna be going by my island and there's gonna be a firework show. And that was awesome. So that night, yeaah, we got drinks on the back of the boat, big firework display. It was cool.


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[Assistant] And did you see, I'm sure the, uh, the thing that they posted on Richard Branson's, I don't know if it's Twitter or where it is, but he has footage from the island watching the boat go by. Oh, really? Oh, awesome.


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[Assistant] When we were sailing in, there were some really nice places we passed.


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[Assistant] If, if I ever end up at that island again, I'm definitely gonna like book an excursion or, you know, get away from the port, get in into the island some more.


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[Assistant] But we still, like, that was our second day on the cruise, basically, and we're like, hey, there's a pool and drinks and food everywhere. Let's just, let's get into that.


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[Assistant] Uh, made them, uh, all kinds of stuff. Lunch, drinks. I think she had like sugar cane and just fruit growing in her yard. So I get all this fresh stuff and they had a blast.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright. We should have jumped in on that somehow.


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[Assistant] One of the nights we did the Test Kitchen, which I've spoke about, I think, on the podcast before, and now, Abstro got to experience it. What was your take?


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[Assistant] Usually every couple I've ran into the wife's like, oh man, it was so good. And they brought this out and the husband's like behind her, like shaking his head.


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[Assistant] Listen, here's the thing, it's just, it's too much, I enjoy the creativity of it, and I like, okay, what is this, but it's a big, it's a big spiel, and I just want to dig in, you know.


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[Assistant] And they have that for wine too, which I got last time and I left there drunk as well.


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[Assistant] And everything tasted even better. But there is some cool stuff, like they brought this steak that had, uh, like some, some sort of, uh, fruit drizzle on it and then some berries and then like little sprinkles of chocolate or something. And it was actually really good.


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[Assistant] Well, you gotta ask a lady. If you ask a lady, they're gonna, it's gonna get that glow in review. I should serve more pumpkin.


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[Assistant] Oh shit. Okay, I think I played it on consoles. Interesting. Why would that be different?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just saw not long ago on the old Facebook's, um, acquaintance I have, kind of a stick in the mud, but whatever he was like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's an hour. You can play it for 130 hours plus or whatever. It's like one of those games. Right. So an hour ain't gonna do shit.


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[Assistant] Sounds like there's three acts, apparently. Okay. Uhm, I remember the first one, second one was like this scary place, and the last one's kind of in the city, more than. But uhm.


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[Assistant] What I've heard, uh, a lot of, well, like, it doesn't really deny you of anything. Like, you know, it kinda got this...


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[Assistant] It allows all of your decisions to be kinda like, like Zelda in a big way, not like I'm saying for the first time you were able to like,


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[Assistant] Uhm, I guess like the final act, not without any spoilers, but how...


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[Assistant] All the actions that you've done, the countless separate actions kind of come back and the people are knowledgeable of it and in many different ways. Like, that's so much data.


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[Assistant] It seems like they're clearly hungry for something. Yea. And it's not like there has been a Call of Duty that just dropped or anything that's just dropped like that, really? Yea, maybe so. So they're just kinda given it a whirl, perhaps? I don't know.


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[Assistant] That's a sixty dollar whirl. Fourteen years since the last one, no?


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[Assistant] I always used to enjoy that, like, you know, I know Thicke and I loved Phantasy Star back in the day. Uhm, games like that, and we're super happy with those kind of games, but I'm curious to see how this one plays out.


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[Assistant] And uh, Oregon Trail, the latest one, does that too with the persuasion.


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[Assistant] Oh, that was another thing. Out there, guys, verify this please. I saw someone post it on the Neve's Gaming fan page, but it was spelled different. Draurarius or something, but it seemed very obvious that it was


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[Assistant] Duralius, but it wouldn't be spelled Duralius. I remember the spelling of it. Can I tell you the spelling, Absurro, if you wanna verify?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. Go for it. Alright. Okay. Uh, D-R-O-R-A-L-I-A-S. A little apostrophe and then


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[Assistant] Anyone seen it? Put it in the comments, curious. Cause that would be a great honor to know that a teddy bear that I used to have relations with as a pubescent child.


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[Assistant] For sure, just something you could sell maybe, you know, a random something.


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[Assistant] And if you start watching them, you know, it gets in your little algorithm and they start pumping them on your... Yeaah, it's true. I need to feed my algorithm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I remember that, back in the day. Yeah, voicing and then like all the sound design and music.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember it was a Star Wars one. Battlefront was the first one, and then uhm, it might have been a Battlefield one. Right, it was a minute ago.


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[Assistant] It might come in in the middle of this, but we'll see.


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[Assistant] Go for it. Oh, okay, good. It reminds me of, uh, this past Thursday, which we'll get into more. But, uhm, Fix, one of Fix's daughters was here at the livestream. And, uh, and your daughter, Absro.


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[Assistant] And one of them was just eating a Tim Tam on the mic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you might as well say 62. It was, uhm, absolute insanity. I remember last year when we, uhm, what was it, 52 last year?


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[Assistant] How quick is it? It happens super quick, right? Like if you were to do something right now. Yeah, when you feed it in there. Let's do something now. Okay.


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[Assistant] Uhm, what would be the line? I mean, can you do voice to it in that? Or do you have to type it in?


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[Assistant] So, I was thinking like, well, whatever we type in, whatever line we're coming in, we either change it to redneck or idiot. And see what it does with that. How would a redneck say this?


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[Assistant] That'd be fun to just see it's version, like in comparison to how you put the urban. But it's a matter of like what line.


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[Assistant] So that is a rarity these days? If it is, I don't know. I don't know the statistics. It was the standard when I was a kid. Okay. And I had mine taken out, I don't know, 11, 12, something like that. I remember getting a lot of toys when I was done.


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[Assistant] Because then, uh, the generation or whatever after, I remember it was not the norm. Like, probably for you, right?


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[Assistant] But did you remember anyone from school like getting them? Brrrr. Cause everyone around me did.


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[Assistant] Now can we just do idiot? Just see what it does. Then I'm done.


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[Assistant] One thing a lot of people are saying about this as well is for how big, how entailed it is, how deep that it, it seems like it was actually a ready game.


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[Assistant] When I was stepped away, you already talked about how amazing everyone was. We're talking about the Tim Tam eating, and then gave mad praise to all who, um,


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[Assistant] Who helped out with the stand up to cancer. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] The fact that they went in and set up this, I wonder how many hours went into that. Do you have any idea? Oh, I mean, I know that. So many hours, yeah. But did you hear what I said though? I wondered how many and then she just repeated hours. A whole bunch.


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[Assistant] Yeah, thank you. It was like coastal weather. Uhm, because...


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[Assistant] We went over a little over three hours, like three and a half or so. And, uh, it was nice that we were at our own pace.


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[Assistant] Uhm, jumping around to all these little challenges and races and shit that they had set up and, and there was just...


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[Assistant] Whenever we moved on to the next one, there was something waiting. So, I'm sure we missed tons. Oh.


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[Assistant] Yep. Here's what we do then. If, uh, if next year, uhm, if there's something in Arc or whatever, we'll just cut away.


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[Assistant] Where at least you're gonna be able to appreciate the destruction. That'll work. There you go. You're an old scrap.


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[Assistant] Do any of you guys like darts? Like a bar is placed in darts? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Darts. I just, uh, I got like, um,


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[Assistant] Cause I just moved, right? Right. Just dealing with all that crap is really something. But we got like this little bar area. Well not a bar, it's like, you know, set up with the... But above that I was like, dirt port maybe, huh? So I just went and got an electronic one yesterday.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I was thinking we have animals and if someone misses a boar we don't need any.


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[Assistant] Pointy tips flying all over the place. You obviously don't want to put bottles on your wall. And it's nice for the game to keep score, you know. We were playing that last night and my girl didn't really know. She hadn't played much in all, you know, ever today. Top of the day. And I get up, she's out at her desk and. How you doing? She's like, I just can't stop thinking about darts. She's like sweet.


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[Assistant] It's nice if you've got the place in your, in your home and if you dig the darts to have that option. It was like, what, $120 like board and got all the shit you need.


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[Assistant] This one, the difference would be, oh, and it says it's got, uhm, I'm sure there's much better digital ones, obviously, like much better ones at bars and stuff, but like I wasn't going to go nuts with it. Uhm, and as with the case, like, like plastic, but it looks like wood grain, you know, opens up.


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[Assistant] It reveals that, you know, uhm, the difference would be like, the old cheap ones, you'd see like the, for cricket, if you were like getting your 19s or something, you're just gonna see that little red dot pop up for each 19 hit, you know? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] That'd be smart. It sees what you accidentally hit.


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[Assistant] A little bit grumpy and I have not listened to it or watched it because of that and I don't want to relive it. This one, uh, we did just fine.


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[Assistant] It was that one level, my god, we played for about three hours.


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[Assistant] Let me just say this, you are not a platform gamer, you're not a controller gamer, and this game is both, entirely both of those, and you've done so well. I appreciate that.


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[Assistant] Toward probably the last 45 minutes of this one. No spoilers or whatever. Simon just didn't know where his character was at all. So I was kind of just beating everything.


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[Assistant] Specially, well, not especially, but I remember when, was it Playstation 4? It was kind of the first ones to really show off, like that uhm, damn, what was that? Thicc loved him too, the un, un...


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[Assistant] You're like a super, you've got super powers. You're like a normal dude, but you got like super powers. They were really showing off the particle effects in that.


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[Assistant] Mmhm. Infamous. That was cool game.


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[Assistant] Like, well, it... To me, the controllers are like really good for like something like Mortal Kombat.


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[Assistant] Uh, Street Fighter, if you dig that stuff, you know, you want to, obviously you want a controller for that. Not that you can't use your controller with it on Steam or something, but other than that it's like, oh, or Rocket League.


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[Assistant] Something that moves like that, but the games that we play, like going through the menus in seven days, I want nothing to do with console seven days. I'm happy people can have it.


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[Assistant] And I imagine they're making a better system for when they're doing this whole console thing again.


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[Assistant] Cause I thought about waitin' to uhm, I think it's September 7th or somethin' like that, that Baldur's Gate launches on PS5. Okay. And I thought about waitin' just to have like somethin' out in my living room, you know, to play on the big TV every now and then, but I'm concerned about menus.


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[Assistant] They move with you, you don't have to control them all to move, they're coming along with you. You just have to control them in battle. It just stops, like when it's their turn to decide what they do, you have to click on that one. You want them in a fight, you know, you want your healer there, you know what I mean? I think the answer for the menus like


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[Assistant] Because, uh, PS5, I love going through some, not even in games, but when you can like double click the toggles down, and it becomes like a Wiimote, and now you're just pointing at your screen. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If that was in those games, now we're talking. That's a game changer. If you need to, like, use your, like- Honest to God, you would think so.


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[Assistant] Pay attention, devs. Right? Come on now. I mean, it exists on PlayStation 5. You can add it in your games.


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[Assistant] So you heard it here folks, Rockstar is uh, gonna be struggling. They're not making any money. Right. They're probably going out of business.


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[Assistant] I have watched, stopped and watched many, uhm, of those are seen like you, like, uh,


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[Assistant] Roleplaying within GTA, like these servers that are set up, like uhm, you know, a great example is uhm, people being cops and like, pulling over people for


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[Assistant] Parking violation, or like whatever, like, just different violations. All that, like, uhm, but people being everything, you know, uhm.


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[Assistant] If they, you know what I mean? If they, if they get- Cuff them and bring them-


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[Assistant] It'll be another real person they're taking in. You know what I mean? It's loaded with a bunch of role playing people.


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[Assistant] I remember watching like, uh, some of them and I wonder how many, uhm, active or retired policemen do the cop thing because like, or it's just, uhm, people that have studied up on all the, the numbers, the codes. Some of them are dead on. Like every bit of, they just know every, you know, cop, you know, the numbers. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, you'd be playing with us in Baldur's Gate. You talking about GTA now? I'm talking about GTA, sorry. Yeah, it's a good question.


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[Assistant] You'd think if they're making this purchase, they're thinking ahead that much more.


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[Assistant] All of it. In 6, roleplaying or not, how cool would it be if like, uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah. To do that. Right, like, because, you know, every, every, um, GTA, like, they just always up the bar hugely in the realism.


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[Assistant] Uh, realm and just how fucking, like, ah, it's insane.


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[Assistant] It's just a fun gay, uh, fun moment. There's a yellow dot in the right elevator. There's two elevators. We had a 50-50 shot. Yeah. Oh man, trust me.


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[Assistant] I would do it. You weren't there. So! So, Sunken Land! We've had our eye on that for a while. Since the 80s. Right. And it's finally come out. Who's played it? Just me?


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[Assistant] Yeah, this one like looks like something I really like to play and I did. I enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] It's a lot of stuff you're used to. You spawn on an island. Right. And then you gather wood and some, find some stuff, find some food. Classic. You'll make a little axe, build a little house. Right, classic. Uhm, but you look around you and there's islands everywhere.


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[Assistant] So you can go to the, you know, this game reminds me a little bit of Seven Days, kind of a blend of a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] With your ass? Come on, what are you doing? It reminds me of Seven Days because of the traitor. Okay. But the traitor is-


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[Assistant] When I interacted with the trader, I'm like, ah, I'd like to have that, and I bring it down. I don't see a price. And then I've got like a little, little slot for me, and I start dragging things down, and she's like, that's not enough. Like, just keep bringing it. The border, the border. So yea, you're just adding stuff to it. I don't know if money's a thing later.


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[Assistant] But uh, yeaah, has a trader, and also you're getting attacked quite a bit on your island.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I've encountered any issues.


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[Assistant] How about compared to seven days then? It looks a little more like rust to me graphically. Okay. Which I like the look of rust.


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[Assistant] Yeah, less cartoony for sure, and uhm, but I wouldn't say it's like, it's not like, as detailed as grounded or something. Right, which is all cartoony, but uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] When I got to the point that I could build a paddle boat out of scrap metal, I was like, oh yeaah, now we're talking. Cause now I'm not in the water, cause there are sharks. And then the paddle boat has a storage chest on the back. It's like, okay, now when I'm looting, I can start throwing stuff in there and I don't get encumbered. It's a big step forward. 8 players.


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[Assistant] Yeah, is that it? That's what they call it. Tropical Rock, Trap Rock. That's what the fanbase came up with. I think Trap Rock. And there's a lot of Trap Rock bands.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I can see why. Cause you could show up there with no money, no food, no drinks. And annoy the shit out of people. And, no. It wouldn't matter. Everybody you saw was like, hey, do you need a drink? Do you need a burger? You know, they just hooked you up.


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[Assistant] Again, the Aqua world. It'd be fun to just take restaurants and switch the letters like that in all of them. Yeaah. Just see what we can get away with.


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[Assistant] That was one of my questions, like if I go and attack these enemies, can I take over this?


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[Assistant] I will say this, this was the one thing that irritated me about the game. I didn't try for a super long time, but like, fishing to me was just like, I was like, no, okay.


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[Assistant] I've, uh, I've actually just set up a fish trap. That worked pretty well. But yea, it was like, it was happening so fast, actually I didn't look at it yet. I, uh, shadow played the fishing, cause something would pop up, and before I could even figure it out, the line already broke. I was like, alright, let me try again. I just, I don't know, either I'm horrible at it, or they need to adjust the fishing. But everything else I loved.


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[Assistant] I had to eat a pretty good bit, but uhm, I think as you get going, I don't know if there's different recipes, but setting some fish traps, water's a thing too, you have to purify your water. Okay. So, but I think you find ways to do that quicker. Nice.


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[Assistant] That's early game stuff. You want to be hungry and thirsty for the first couple days, then you want to have it figured out.


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[Assistant] I would definitely want that island thing to be implemented before we started. Oh really? You wouldn't play it until that? That's, I mean, that's taking over an island. I kind of agree with that.


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[Assistant] I couldn't tell cause I was playing in first person and uh, you know what, I found my clothes. So hopefully they have a lot of clothes. Like I found a blue shirt and I was like, alright, if that shirt was here, you could have this blue shirt. But yeah, I don't know how much there is yet.


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[Assistant] Riding a horse is nice. Can be. Can be, yea. You can build, or do inventory management, or.


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[Assistant] Maybe. And the sunken lands people have been responsive. We've had Aztec, yea, talking to them. Nice. That is cool whenever they're uh, reachable.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Snipers sploot when they're like on top of buildings. Snipers do sploot.


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[Assistant] I think it's mostly the back legs, isn't it? No, it's all. Eh, I think you might be right. Okay, well.


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[Assistant] They're not going to get it, you don't think? I think that could mean, isn't that kind of like when you go gigging too, like for frogs or? Oh, I thought you were talking about doing like


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[Assistant] Giggins like you're trying to catch em. Yea. Right? Yea. Frog Giggins. And apparently no one uses that for me. Like when I was growing up that was giving someone the finger. Giggins? And none of you think that's. Oh, I think I've heard that before. From me probably. Giggins? Yea, probably from you. Yea, I think we've talked about this in podcasts. Yea, I guarantee. Giggins? I just, that guy just gigged me.


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[Assistant] That's an accent though, it's not like a, it's not like a whole word wrong, you know? Yeah. A word that no one uses. It's true. Like I thought cherry tomatoes were tommy toes. I assume somebody else says that, but most people don't.


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[Assistant] Junior? Yep. What is she doing? She's, uh, still hanging out in Charlotte. She was in town. And then, uh, we went, like, alright, I didn't plan on going out, but I haven't seen Junior in years.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm a favorite. Right. So, um, I was like, all right. Yep. I'll tell you what. We're going to, my wife found this thing, uh, at waterline. They have like Latino night or something.


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[Assistant] I've never been to why not. Have you, are you familiar with that place? I've never been there. It's what, it's, it's why not.


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[Assistant] So this, so we have an old, it's like an old, it's called the Merkinson building, it's an old building. It's like an old bank, it's probably what, 12 stories tall? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, my wife and I are walking down, uh, we call that Water Street. Okay. And we have these ambassadors, uhm. People that follow you around? Uh, they're just, they're just around the city. I think they're volunteers and they answer questions and they kind of help with directions and they just, you know.


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[Assistant] He might have just been a guy, a crazy guy with a vest, I don't know. But. Yea, did he give himself that title? Yea. No, I think it's a thing. I think the city came up with it. Carry on. Anyway, he's like, uh, did you know there's a bar on the 9th, I think it was the 9th floor of the Murchison building.


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[Assistant] That's why I'm not, I'm like, no, what? You gotta take this elevator up there and it just looks like you're walking through some hallways and stuff and there's this little place back there with a bar and you can, you can get a membership. You get, I don't know, there's like access to different rooms.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that place is cool. It looks good in there, I mean. No food anymore though. Right, right, right.


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[Assistant] Well she invited me out, I didn't want to invite you guys. She wouldn't want to see us.


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[Assistant] Okay, so after three, three consecutive nights with Tommy, how does Tommy write to us?


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[Assistant] Hey, speaking of old stuff, I found out the other day, I don't know where it is, there's some people building a castle. And they're building it with, like, castle time tools.


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[Assistant] And what is this place called? Is it a reality show?


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[Assistant] I think this is in France, and I think the castle is called Gatillon.


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[Assistant] Get-a-long castle? This is definitely not what I watched. G-U-E with an accent. D-E-L-O-N. Get-a-long. Okay. Get-a-long. Get-a-long castle. Yeah, that'd be cool to see. Yeah, that'd be neat. You'd probably learn a lot from that, like going, okay, what are we, what kind of problems are we running into?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's awesome. What a cool project. And it's gonna take, I don't know how long it's gonna take. You know what we should do? 1997, they started building it. Oh damn, alright.


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[Assistant] No. It's a castle. Shouldn't take us more than 50 years. Yeah, exactly.


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[Assistant] It's all finished. I finished it last night. Okay. After I was like I thought I'd never get through it.


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[Assistant] Still fun show. Yeah. No, I really enjoy that series. I hope they keep doing them. Yep.


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[Assistant] I wonder what that show's budget is. It's at least half a million dollars. I mean, insurance is most of it. Yea, no, that's, that's, that's the initial.


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[Assistant] We should do that. I don't know why. So, in case. No, no, no, but like, why would you? See, I know Simon, he's like, cause Simon has been saying for years.


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[Assistant] This stuff's gonna fall apart. Oh, it's going down. We're gonna need a bunker.


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[Assistant] So, all four of us don't know how to can food. I assume you put it in a can and take out the air. That's Dralis' answer. It's abstract.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would, I don't, what Doris said sounded good. Okay, well when I see canned food, it's usually in liquid.


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[Assistant] I've seen grandma do that, so I think that's what you do, I think you fill it with water, I think you put your vegetables in there, and then I don't know if they add anything, salt or vinegar or anything else, but then you put the lid back on, I think you boil it, that kills everything in the jar, and I think you just stick it in your basement.


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[Assistant] Is that it? Yeah. That was wonderful. Thank you so much everyone for being here. We owe you. We owe you so much.


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[Assistant] That cleaning game with the viscera cleanup detail. Like, behind the scenes of what's in the games. Yeaah. It's a silly idea, I like it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. There's also, uh, sleepscapes are there. That's pretty fun.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I've got my waves and stuff, but you know, some people teach their own. It's such a dumb concept, I love it. I think we're gonna do more, because it's funny. It's just like these jungle sounds, and every now and then you'll just hear absurdity in the background. It's like, this is fun, this doesn't fit on Niebz Gaming, but this is perfect for the dumpster.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then just, uh, one other spoiler on the loot droppers. This one pertains to Ark. That's right.


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[Assistant] Warzone. Any game with a box that you open and there's stuff in it, which is 90% of them.


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[Assistant] Oh, hey, we can do Battlefield friends again. Let's do Battlefield friends again. Yeah, forget that other thing.


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[Assistant] So yea, it is crazy that yea, it took that long for this thing to come out, because we did it before Battlefield Friends new episodes, didn't we? It's just been in our pocket, we don't know what to do.


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[Assistant] Someone like, well there's tons of friends, but like Steve-O for example. I've heard him or seen his podcast where he'll reference like dates.


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[Assistant] And you're like, dude, that guy's been through so much shit, how has his brain worked so perfectly with remembering years and dates of shit? But some people are just wired that way, and it blows my mind.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But then you bring in months and days, like shut up. Minutes? You're a superhero. Yeah. Unless it's like, you know, like there's certain days, like September 11th, 2001. Well sure. We all remember where we were that day.


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[Assistant] But past that, yeaah, there's not a lot of days that just stick out of like, oh, I was there for that event, or I was here.


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[Assistant] I knew where I was. I knew where I was. Yeah. Forgotten the date on that too. Cause I was probably too young to really internalize that. I was in class watching it blow up. It was in me too.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. Shop? So I was younger. I was, uh, I'm still younger. Uhm.


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[Assistant] So kids, raise your hands, who still wants to be an astronaut? Me.


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[Assistant] Cause you know, 50% up until then were... Yeaah. Cause we need more. Yeaah, they probably turned a few of them off.


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[Assistant] No, it's not even close. Okay, in-flight accidents have killed 15 astronauts and four cosmonauts.


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[Assistant] It is just, uh, I looked it up. Cosmonaut. A Russian astronaut.


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[Assistant] A woman doing it, right? Yea, professions are gender neutral now.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Oh god. You're gonna have to be careful of what I keep there, right? I'm surprised anybody still watches the Oscars. I mean, again, it's just, it's one of those I've always, it's, it's, it's...


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check it out. I think you guys are gonna like it. It's on the dumpster. It's a fun, just, side animation that we didn't know where to put. Be honest. Be honest in the comments. We sell things low, just so it's like, oh, that's pretty good. You know how we do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there might be another animation even being thrown on there. Yeah, we might have a few things. We got a couple things, a couple projects that, you know, you start working on and then you look at the end result and you go, that just didn't work out.


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[Assistant] It is kind of crazy how it still happens. I mean, they were out there, they've been out there drawing lines and putting down flags. And if you're in this kind of an area, it's an industrial park, you feel like if you put something into the ground a couple feet, you're gonna hit something no matter what, because there's so much shit out here.


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[Assistant] I mean the dude that, you know, created autotune first made something that pings where oil is and that's so fucking deep, like we can't tell where a water line is.


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[Assistant] The quality, uh, product comes up on the screen. Play the sound effect of like a whistle.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I love going back and looking at, yeah, even like video games, some of the old video game commercials or board games. Oh my god. Crossfire, that's a great commercial. Crossfire, never had it, my neighbors did have it, and it's still fun. Yeah. Crossfire! I wanted it so bad.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Seems cool. It was just like, you know, two sides, each side had like a little marble gun and in the middle was a like little spin top.


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[Assistant] And then so you were trying to shoot your marble gun at the spin top and get it to the other guy's goal.


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[Assistant] Maybe, I remember it being loud. I was like, man, I was so excited to get that game, and we never played it, cause it pulled it out, and it was like, click, click, click, click. It just marbles and rollin', and mom and dad would be like, shut that the fuck up. I pictured like, someone with a friend over, and the friend's like, oh shit, you got crossfire? Yeah, I got crossfire, okay.


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[Assistant] And then he put, he puts Crossfire to bed and before he goes lays down, he's like, oh shit, you got a giant Jenga set?


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[Assistant] I had a friend I loved, but he's an asshole sometimes, especially when we were kids, like, we would sleep over at the house, and then, like, this was when, like, Mom and Dad were gone away for the weekend, but he would go into the living room, and we had, like, Goldeneye on the 10th of 64. Like, 3am, he would crank the television all the way up, and start shooting.


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[Assistant] So you just wake up, you go in, you kick him, punch him, sht the fuck up, everyone's trying to sleep, and he's laughing. This makes me think about Simon when you stayed at Daniel's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, never had fun with a dark boss fight. It's usually the same. No, yeah. You unlock tech gear, which takes a thousand resources that you have to go out and grind for.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh absolutely. 100%. I like surviving on a beach. But the bosses in Conan are great.


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[Assistant] Damn. All that shit. Yeah, I mean, they don't need the Titus bot like Dark Souls. I mean, games like that and Elden Ring, the boss fights in those are so fun. And that's what they're known for is... Yeah. That.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's so satisfying to be, I mean, you know, it, they are spongy a little bit, but it's, it's a fun fight and usually the fight has a couple of tears. Yeah. You get him down to this level and he changes his tactic. Get him at this level, he changes his tactics. Man, that's fun.


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[Assistant] We'll see what they do. I'm so curious. I am too. I mean, how can we not be? We've played Ark for so long. Cause they must, when they are testing it, the devs and all that stuff, like, they can't be satisfied with the fighting in Ark.


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[Assistant] It's so interesting because uhm, because they designed their game for like large tribes, which we don't play in. It's like the game is really designed in a different way to play than we play.


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[Assistant] But yea, you wonder, like, do they go, I mean, that's how they have to design it. They have to design it to be spongy. That's how they had to. Yea, maybe they'll do something different. That's my, my point. Yea, I wonder if they'll, I mean,


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[Assistant] It's so weird having to balance that. I gotta make a game for like PvE versus PvP.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's awesome. No, there's a lot of game that, a lot of that game I love, and there's a good chunk of that game I hate.


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[Assistant] I can't wait to see what else I got going. It does look great, but it's vastly different compared to what it was. You know what we should do for 7 days sometime?


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[Assistant] Just to see. Just to look at it and go, my god. Look how far they've come. That would be very cool.


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[Assistant] Anyway. Man, we become used cars, don't we? Yeah. Like we-


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[Assistant] But they can't. Not the EMS, exactly, that's the thing, that's where it comes conspiracy, it's like, that EMS driver's gonna absolutely save you. Let your flesh vessel be used by others when you're done with it. Yeah, may as well. Your soul still


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[Assistant] Yeah, man, start growing things in labs. That's when it really becomes like a used tire shop. I'm gonna go down to the shop, get a new one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a little political pressure. Ooh, today's the big, uhm, the TikTok day. Or one of the big TikTok days. What's going on with TikTok? Well, this uh, uhm, uhm, our government. Just want, oh yeah, I've heard they wanted to ban it? Yeah, so it's like they're in the process, you know. Good luck, but it's not gonna happen.


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[Assistant] It really is one of those things, like yea, like congressmen shouldn't be allowed to trade on the stock market. It's like, it's just, the incentive's there to just fuck around.


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[Assistant] I haven't become a congressman so I can insert a trade. I don't know nothing.


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[Assistant] I'm just out here guessing like the rest of them. Should I put it in Microsoft? I don't know.


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[Assistant] That one meme I read though was perfect earlier then. Remember that? Say it again? After this bank thing.


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[Assistant] It was just the most, the best worded meme for the situation. Our good friend Ash posted it. It's like a news headline. Man struggling to feed family, just glad he could help bail out bank. Right? It's so perfect. Right.


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[Assistant] Like, why are they able to, like, speculate and gamble with, like, depositor's money? That seems fucking insane. Everybody knows it's wrong. Right? Everybody knows. I mean, I know the bank wants to make money.


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[Assistant] With depositors money, but what happens when you fuck up like this?


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[Assistant] Like, it shouldn't even be allowed in the first place. Like, is it crazy? Do you see who Howard Stern endorsed? No.


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[Assistant] He's too good. He's too smart. I don't have Apple, but he puts some of his interviews on YouTube. They're great. He's like, ah, I love him. You wish you had more people, like even journalists, just really holding people's feet to the fire more?


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[Assistant] Elected officials like, hey, what are y'all doing over there? Because it seems like you're doing everything to benefit large businesses and everything to like, fuck over the little guy. So what's up with that? Hell no, of course it's both parties. They all suck ass.


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[Assistant] And it's supposed to be a lovely weekend for us, so if anyone's dealing with some garbage weather, I apologize. I didn't do it, but I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You're just saying shit. You're not there on the ground. Yeah. So we should all then.


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[Assistant] You just went up there all by your lonesome. Because it's been a couple weeks until, uh, it's April 2nd is the start of the next league. It's the day before my birfums.


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[Assistant] They've got a mobile, I noticed that the first time I saw it last night. So they've got like, uhm, inside, you guys have been there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they've got, I don't know, how many lanes inside and they got a couple outside for when the weather's nice and they have a mobile one. Mobile? They have a mobile one. It's like on a trailer. On a big trailer that's got two lanes on it. Huh. Wow. That is cool. That's pretty dope. Yea, you can go to like the county fair. Yea.


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[Assistant] I was like, I like going there. I was kind of interested in doing the tournament league thing for a second, and then I was there with you that other time, we asked like, what happens if you win? I mean, not that I expect to win.


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[Assistant] But it was like, oh, then you go on to the next round. If you want. If you, yeah, of course if you want, but still.


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[Assistant] Like you have to travel. Well, there's like this World League.


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[Assistant] So you can go to the, the next stage, which is, you know, States or whatever, like up in Charlotte or something like that. I don't fucking know. That's somebody's dream. Oh dude, you know it. Absar is like, ugh.


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[Assistant] Nah, nor would I. Hell no. Unless I knew that I was, uh... I'm just gonna kick your guys' asses and it'll be fun. Yeah, nah, this is fun. Yeah, you've had the most practice, so... Well, yeah, no, no, but Simon's really, really good and our buddy Dynell, who you met, they're both like, I'm ready for this next. This is gonna be good. Oh, there's a new disc golf course out in Leland. Just opened.


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[Assistant] Not what I heard. I think I just saw an ad on it, for it. Did you see one? I saw the article.


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[Assistant] Filling up our toilet. 3 million views.


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[Assistant] We'll make it an episode of loot droppers. We'll animate it. It'll be good. It's like poop droppers. It'll be a burn. I'm in, I live in the future now.


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[Assistant] We're excited about shit that came out like 10 years ago. We're like, yeah, we got it.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. The lighting thing is neat. Yeah, just like I didn't know if I'd like it and I was like, okay, let me try this. It's pretty great. But once, once you have it installed and I can like tell my Alexa to turn on my bedroom, bathroom, whatever, and then you can like change the colors and the ambience of the whole place. It's like, okay, I see why people would get into this. Alexa, sex lights, please.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the thing I hate the most about that lady is when she advertises to me. I think that ought to be fuckin' illegal.


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[Assistant] Like anytime she says, by the way, cause I'm like, hey, you know, hey lady. By the way, there's a toilet.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm like, hey, play ambient sound or whatever. She's like, okay, I'll play some ambient sound. By the way, did you know you could ask me to do blah blah blah? Fuck you. Shut the fuck up. You should never say by the way, and you should never try to advertise me any products. And you should be able to tell her that.


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[Assistant] No, she'll do that. And she's like, I can do this if you ask me to do this. No, no, no. I can learn that myself. She's not selling.


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[Assistant] They're not, by the way. Definitely been times I feel like I'm being advertised to and I'm like, I don't like that. That keeps happening. So it's like what we do. This thing's going in a ditch. Yeah. So go to the Magic Dumpster. Get those socks.


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[Assistant] Great shit. Yeaah. But also, uh, hope you like loot droppers.


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[Assistant] You looking fine with Glock 9 socks. Work on it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, too soon. Well, they're also still out there, like, okay.


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[Assistant] We all know they shit a lot. They got the thunder down under.


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[Assistant] Kinda not. Cause I think it's fine now, you know? It's many years later, I figured it worked itself out. That's true. Yeah, I wasn't that interested.


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[Assistant] Comes out of a good plunge. We could record this like an old radio drama. Yeah, oh yeah. Ask it to have it include four characters. Yeah. Okay. See what script it produces.


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[Assistant] I think I saw, uhm, Ubisoft's gonna be using some sort of, uh, like not chat BT, but something similar to help write dialogue for like NPC characters.


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[Assistant] It's like, hey, help me write this for blah, blah, blah, blah, and it gives them, I don't know. It's weird. It's like, I...


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[Assistant] Give me a first draft. I can take that and like, okay, most of this sucks, but oh, I'll use this little nugget and this little nugget and this little nugget. Oh, and I'll come up my own.


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[Assistant] AI for this video game, uhm, be a character, uhm, silly, not great at games, use Simon voice, uhm. We don't need you anymore. Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm curious, I mean it's starting to do pictures really well. I'm curious to see where it's going to go with moving images. Oh my god. Cause it's starting to get better and better. Like every time I see something it's like, oh this is a moving image made with AI. It's getting better and better each time.


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[Assistant] Like, Pixar took 6 years and the new AI feature is like 15 minutes.


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[Assistant] Took a, took a video of herself just making some emotions, and they just load that video into Unreal Engine 5, and within like, five minutes.


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[Assistant] It had it plastered on a 3D character and it looked pretty damn good. Multiple 3D characters, I could switch it to other rays. Yea, you could change it. Yea. Nah, it's pretty awesome. You can imagine, okay, we can make a 3D character and then we can easily record the voice lines and the emotion and just apply it. You still have to animate it, there's still a lot of processes to go through.


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[Assistant] That's what's going to be interesting. If you could figure out a way, you know, say you have a warehouse or a set, just like, okay, like, just record people walking up to each other, doing the motions, and then apply that to 3D characters without the whole mocap suit and needing a thousand cameras looking at you. Once they figure out a way to do that with one camera, and they will, it's going to happen. But can it plunge a toilet? No, gotta get Neves for that.


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[Assistant] You're like, say your friend died in the video game? Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Nobody gives a shit. It's a big deal. Don't blame him. Seven days.


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[Assistant] Yup, and we're moving into, moving into Conan and that's going to be exciting and I don't really know anything new.


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[Assistant] Really like the latest new stuff is there was like a sorcery update so we could do.


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[Assistant] Anything, you know, you just think it got better no matter what. Everything should be so much better, more fluid, you know, they already knew what they were doing in the beginning, they're just gonna keep on going the right way I think.


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[Assistant] So the only thing is, we just couldn't, uhm, ride them. We just couldn't ride them, and that was it. See?


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[Assistant] Oh, and, uh, I'd like to say a little bit more detail. We should be in Conan. Could be here there in a few weeks. That's something that not only we're, we're getting back into, but it's soon. Yeah. So we're gonna clarify. That's it. I just need to clarify that.


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[Assistant] Uh, wild card. Look at you. Seven days? I don't remember that. Uh, seven days is fun pimps. Man, you're a real gamer. I'm gonna throw up.


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[Assistant] I've never played it. Oh, so what like you would say green hell? That would be one. Do you know that? Maybe he gave me a minute scratch.


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[Assistant] Oh, by the way, Creep Jar, I believe is, uh, is seven, is Green Hill? It's Green Hill. Creep Jar? Creep Jar. It is Creep Jar. Might be. But, uh, something like that. Our number, I know the logo, and now I can't, uh, give me, I might not ever. It starts with an A.


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[Assistant] Okay, the next letter is an X. I might not have, is it axion?


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[Assistant] That looks at your credit report. I mean, you've given me two letters, so it's obviously stirring something, but I still don't fucking know.


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[Assistant] Man, today's just too much though. It's true. I was like that with uhm, I prided myself, and still do somewhat, which is weird, but uh, that I can look at any baseball cards from like,


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[Assistant] Let's just say the 40s to the 80s. And I can, any baseball cards, I can just look through them and I can tell you which ones are worth money and which ones aren't.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Through all those decades. Are they still worth? Cause I know they're worth a little bit of money. You knew the good players. But I just know the good players. I know the good players through the decades where I can go like, Oh, I remember. Cause I would always look at the price guides and always look at everything and collect the night. So I know there's really not that many players. If you think about it, maybe like 50 players that are worth money, you know, every year.


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[Assistant] That'd be more impressive. That would be impressive, but you know what also is impressive that I can do is for most of the years I can...


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[Assistant] I can tell you what year that baseball card was, but I guess it isn't really impressive, but I was, I was happy with that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, anything, anything for you guys? My daughter was trying to get me, she's like, I want you to get into like Pokemon cards. And I'm like, that's why I had baseball cards in my mind today.


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[Assistant] No, no, which is great. And I'm, and I related it to, this is, I used to be into baseball cards when I was a kid. So I understand why. Cause she's into it cause of money too. She's like, this one's worth, I got one that's worth 50 bucks and I got one that's worth whatever. And I'm like, I can get into this. Okay. But she doesn't understand yet. Like you can't just buy shit and you're going to find the stuff that's worth money in it. That's not where I can see you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, trying to- trying to take the- Oh no, that's- that's nothing, that's worth nothing, we'll take that from you. I'm taking that charge.


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[Assistant] I'm assuming a couple of hundred or a few hundred easily cards, at least from the area, the decades that I was talking about that are worth a good amount of money ranging from, you know, really, really valuable, like a million dollars or something like that to like, you know, 2000.


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[Assistant] And to me, it's like a treasure hunt. See, when she told me this, I'm going like, okay, cause you know, people at garage sales are throwing away shit.


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[Assistant] I know somebody, uh, through, actually I just, I know somebody through my brother. And point being is, he does that shit too, but he'll be like, uh, he'll do big, like, we need to get all of these, this particular kind of hair dryer.


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[Assistant] He's like, okay, I'll, I'll bid on that cause I know I gotta lean on it. Like he knows where to go where people are looking for shit to ship. Yeah. In certain areas. And he's like, oh, guess what? This one's in Chicago. That's an easy ship over here. So now I'm the middle man and I can, I make that transaction. I get a piece of the transaction. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause there's a bin store in town, just went to it for the first time, like five days ago. Uh, it's over by plan of fitness. Okay. You guys ever heard of this?


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[Assistant] No, I haven't seen it. Okay, alright. There's a bin store near there. Kerr? Yeah, Kerr. I don't know why I called it that. And, uh, they do it a little bit differently. Alright, so it's very interesting. It is bins. Uh, but they've got, like, Friday's $10 day.


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[Assistant] Then the next day, it's eight dollar day, next six. People go there, they go there on the Friday and they go there early because that's the, that's the run of it, the first course. As the day goes, as the week goes on, they, cause the guy gave me the whole spiel. I kind of asked one guy that was stocking stuff and doing things. I'm like, how does this really work?


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[Assistant] And he said, yeah, and as, as the week goes on, they just kind of restocks it and every day it goes down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he'll take it. I wanna, uh, uh, yeah, why not have another income if you can. I just get somebody else to do it.


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[Assistant] Really? Just interesting, see that's really interesting because you'd think that there would be such a worry that things don't work properly or you now have to take the time to listen to this DVD or CD to make sure it works properly. Yeah, I mean if you even take the time to check it. Well I know and that's the thing.


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[Assistant] And there's a lot of people- Yeah, but wait, but here- Where you at? Where you at? Here's the thing though. Alright, well, I'm not sure why, cause you literally showed up at like 8.02. So she did it.


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[Assistant] Whatever, so I'm literally, first of all, the text, the text says, get there before eight. Okay. Right?


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[Assistant] It took them 30 minutes to get to me and that's highly unusual.


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[Assistant] So when I, when I did plan this, I was like, oh fuck, this is landing me there.


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[Assistant] Like, I'm thinking I'm gonna be 10, 15 minutes early, and I'm like, this is landing me there at like 8.01. And I'm like, fuck, alright, hopefully, she's like, get there before 8, realizing that some people might be a minute or two fucking late. You right? And then, give a-


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[Assistant] I pull up, look, I pull up at like 802.


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[Assistant] Right next to this place that we went, Tavern Law, is the parking garage. And the, my ride pulled up right in front of the parking garage. So I get out and I turn around to go walk on the sidewalk and then I see, fucking, there they are.


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[Assistant] Bless you Anthony. Yeah, there was a lot of good, a lot of good chatting. I just remember really the end. My story is like once I start to cry. Oh man, that I witnessed it. That was funny. I witnessed it. He was so happy. I missed it.


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[Assistant] At some point, listen, this was where I remember being like, oh man, I'm just going to tell you right now how, cause it came, it was stemmed from, from what I remember. And again, I was, I was pretty intoxicated.


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[Assistant] I was like, uh, trying, my point was it's so great seeing him doing all these roles.


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[Assistant] And like remembering him from like, you know, just, just, I remember watching him 20 years ago and just being like, oh, he's, this guy's got so much fucking talent. And then all of a sudden I start, I'm getting fucking weepy like he's my son or something.


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[Assistant] After, I called Anuber immediately, and then, uh, and then, uh, while I was waiting, he ended up being outside, and then we ended up catching up a little bit.


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[Assistant] And, uh, just talking about some bullshit, and I'm like, yeaah, sorry, they got weird. And he's like, ahhh.


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[Assistant] That was awesome. I love it. And this was the, well you probably don't.


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[Assistant] You don't even- Do you know Tig? Tara? Or do you like her comedy?


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[Assistant] So what I was talking about earlier was, oh, tell John the secret. It was just a silly little thing of like, uh, they had an extra ticket. So he ended up calling me. And when we went, he's like, oh, too bad for John. And I'm like, ah.


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[Assistant] She did two shows. Yeah, she was just practicing. Working on her new show.


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[Assistant] If it's a cool enough town, I'm just happy that they were able to get her.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've seen probably one special and I've seen some show, a show that she was doing that I watched, I wanna say.


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[Assistant] She acts quite a bit too. I don't know why I stopped watching it, I don't even really remember anything about it. I don't know, she's got a, I just really like her delivery. And her content is fun. I again had probably one or two more drinks than I should have at that show.


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[Assistant] What's going on? Well no, there was at one point in the very beginning, I remember being like, oh yeaah, and then I was like, stop, what's with you? And then like, uh, there was maybe one other weird, maybe like,


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[Assistant] louder laugh than it should have been or something. It was funny. Hey, you having a good time? But uh, but no, I was, I was quite conscious of it. Cause then there was a couple of things and I'm like, oh, what did she just say there? What did I miss?


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[Assistant] A brilliant meme. Look at that. Look at my peener. Maybe peener could have been better.


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[Assistant] Oh, you find something to get tickled in church? Yeaah. Yeaah, that's always good. Nobody's really gonna get me in trouble, but I just know it's bad. Mhm. That's just the Lord tickling ya.


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[Assistant] Or like you said, 30? I'm laughing at like, fucking Auschwitz, you know, stuff. And I don't think it's funny, but all you damn people are laughing. Why is everyone laughing? It's making me laugh.


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[Assistant] Oh for sure. Like a bless her heart. Yeah, but you know what that means. That's her pretty much giving her the finger.


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[Assistant] Everyone needs to, you know, if everyone can do, you know, or should do or be able to, you know, represent themselves in whatever ways in these fucking games. It's insane that anyone says, oh, if you're not black, you can't be grounded. It's absurd.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was ni- Man, I feel like I've seen you out a lot lately. It's because of me. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And then wasn't there another time? Well, it was Tig Notaro. Okay, so just those two. But that was fun.


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[Assistant] It's pretty awesome that we get, that we get people showing up because we do have that venue. I mean that's awesome. Yeah. Downtown.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Pretty much, yeaah. Even the ones that are way in the back really aren't. Talking about dead crow?


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[Assistant] And then, you know, at least with me, every time I go, even, even going through the people in the beginning, I, I, I usually like them and sometimes they're not so great, but I enjoy the process of seeing these people, the three people before the headliner. Yeah. Seeing them work on their material. Exactly. That's what a lot of those are.


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[Assistant] Exactly, so that's, it's just, for me it's fun. I've never gone to a bad show there. And I'm sure I've seen not so great people perform, but I've always ever had fun. All the respect. And their headliners are always great. Always been good. Hell yea. So how was your pee? Was it nice? It was great, it was great.


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