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[Assistant] Would you be, would you say a conspiracy person would be like, they wanna see it?


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[Assistant] And then James Cameron came along and he goes, I'm gonna go the other way.


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[Assistant] He's going way deeper than that. Way deeper. Titanic wish. Wish it could go worse.


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[Assistant] You know, I could see it. I could see it's, it's, it's, uh, it's like your own movie. It's like a movie.


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[Assistant] And so it's, it's, it's, I could see how people could, you could read it.


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[Assistant] And then if you just keep going and you see one little thing, if you want to believe it, it will never stop. If you want to.


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[Assistant] Oh, Lord is a 45 year old male geologist of South Park. Turns out Lord isn't actually 45. She's just older looking than everybody. That's the worst head.


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[Assistant] Yeah, is there a conspiracy- you got conspiracy theories that have been true? Mhm. Okay. Oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't think a thing would take the risk of that. You'd be too afraid people would leave and go to Pepsi or something. Like you wouldn't go.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't be like, let's send a bad batch out and then we'll do the new batch and it's so good. Like I think that's a big risk. And I think these companies don't take risk like that. I just don't think they do.


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[Assistant] Oh, they're trying to get you to go back to old coke.


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[Assistant] There's parts in New Jersey where people are like, what's that part? New Jersey smells weird. That's where you keep the, you know, there's parts where you're like, I ain't going over there. Yeah, I'm trying to keep you.


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[Assistant] It's in the ocean. I don't think there's, I don't think there's people that are smart enough to have this stuff. That's what I don't think.


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[Assistant] Like you're not, like that's the, a lot of conspiracies are like, there's gotta be some, that means there's like borderline alien


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[Assistant] Smart. Like they're, they're different species smart. That they're able to do all this stuff right under.


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[Assistant] Everybody's noses with cameras with everything and you can't even see it. Like that's a, that's the hard part for me is to think like there's, you know, like the Bush nine 11 stuff is like, so you're like everybody not to go into that one, but you're so everybody's kept this secret. Everybody's like, you know, I still think they're fun to. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, well, that's the thing about, like, the resources going away. You're like, go drive to the, that's when people complain about population. I never liked that. When people go, it's overpopulated, you go drive anywhere.


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[Assistant] Something is like m-missing 4-1-1. I don't, it's uh, she said it's a big thing. You know what it is, talking about missing people and stuff.


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[Assistant] But like even when you see the sections of it on the back of the book, they show you like where the hot spots are.


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[Assistant] And you're like, the middle of the country, there's just like not a ton. Cause it's like, there's just nothing in there. And it's like, the spots are all East coast, West coast. Like it's basically all there. There is pockets of these other cases, but you're like, that's where majority of them are. You're like, everybody just lives on the outside of America.


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[Assistant] The most is there. And then the inside, you're like, there's just a ton of room.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's a ton of lakes. How do lakes keep getting filled by the rain? It still rains.


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[Assistant] Why don't you figure out how to get rid of that salt? Yeah, let's dig around in there. Why don't they start doing that? Why would we not do that? I think you can desalinate water. Yeah, but that should be like, we should be like really cooking with that now.


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[Assistant] And the most, our biggest threat is no water. And you're like, dude, we got the most water you can, we got more water than land. More than you can fathom.


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[Assistant] No, that's like that, you know how dumb the population would have to be to be like, we're at a war and they're like, wow, we shaved our head.


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[Assistant] You know, you want to go, what years were those for Britney? The years someone would act like that? Like, uh, 18, she's worth 50 million dollars at 17.


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[Assistant] They can tell them to push this story. Or like, isn't it, people like to hear this story, it's funner than listening to like, a war or something like that. But, yea, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Because they already did one where they corrected it.


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[Assistant] He just moves that one to the side and sticks to the side because it's frozen. He just, you're like, well, why is that one stuck on the side of the, you know, we can see through that.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're gonna do this too. You're not like, well I don't want my skin and stuff. Don't mess with that.


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[Assistant] They go, no, no, I want my insides. You can do whatever you want with my insides. Outside I'd like to be left alone.


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[Assistant] What if they just had that big area and they're like, there ain't nothing going on there, but like, we make you want to go there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because you're, that being everybody's real dumb, but I don't know that.


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[Assistant] They're saying, but you don't know what, what is this stuff that we have all seen? The videos or the, you think there's just like, there's some weird explanation for it.


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[Assistant] That's like you go over and you meet a guy and you're like, what's your name? He goes, Dayton. You go, I don't know. You've got horns. You're like, I don't know about that. It's like Satan. You get it? Hey, your name's Dayton. You go, I don't know if I'm blind. That's Blucifer.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And you find the other words and you're like, it can be... Also, it spells thought.


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[Assistant] If you told me, that would be a conspiracy. If you go, there's Dolly Lam, there's only one of them. I'm like, yeah, of course there's only one. Like he's been around forever.


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[Assistant] How do you become the Dalai Lama? Born into it? I think you're reincarnated as it. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, this is a lot to dig into. It could be two separate, Dalai Lama has been chosen, one in China, one in India.


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[Assistant] My barber's my fitness guy. All right. There you go. You know, I'm into it. Like the old times. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Brian was, you gotta get me to throw out the first pitch out there, dude. That'd be the one.


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[Assistant] You're an octogenarian as somebody in their eighties, there's terms for all whatever decade you're in. Hmm. So you just add a birth.


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[Assistant] You did it. That's really good to hear. Cause that was the episode where I remember during it, I was like, I don't think this podcast be around much longer during that episode.


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[Assistant] It was a real low point in, uh, in the, in the pod. Yeah, but it helped. It helped people. It did. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Again, the physical difference between an 18 and a 35 year old is staggering.


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[Assistant] Oh, you were? Yeah. Putting on Paul the second. How was that? The Knights. We're all right. We did it. We did a episode on TV once against, uh, I think Davidson Academy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The good folks down here in Alabama, you're like, you went to an Ivy league school and you're a billionaire.


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[Assistant] It's a little bit on them. You know, if you're a big guy.


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[Assistant] And you're hanging out with big guys, maybe don't sit on a wooden bench.


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[Assistant] I agree. You're right. Regular church pews, I don't blame them. We gotta sit in the pews. I was picturing something outdoors and they've got kind of makeshift wooden benches. In that case, you know, you walk up and you go, nah, I'm just gonna stand up in the back.


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[Assistant] I was reading about bionic, yea I was doing a little bionic reading this morning actually. Why?


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[Assistant] Because I came up on social media and I was reading about it.


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[Assistant] It almost looks random the way that it's bolded, but yeah, it'll trick your brain into focusing on the important parts of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. When you have to go all the way to the right and then go all the way back to the front of it. Yeah. That's a lot of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. See less. That was your, that was your credit back then.


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[Assistant] A lot of these comments, these are 2008.


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[Assistant] Why are you more than me? They're both too famous. They're on Netflix. I'm suave.


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[Assistant] Where would you be hanging out that we would need a spy? Do you know what I mean? Like let's go check in on the CBS.


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[Assistant] Oh, national treasure. Is that, does that count?


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[Assistant] He's going undercover, he's stealing stuff, he's lying to people, he's being sneaky. What, what was his job? To steal the Declaration of Independence.


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[Assistant] Because he never talks in Mr. Bean, right? It's all physical.


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[Assistant] What were they doing? What were they getting information on?


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[Assistant] Would you go be a spy for America in another country? Yeah. You would? The heartbeat.


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[Assistant] Well, there's a great spy movie called The Good Shepherd, which I think it's slept on a lot. I think it's a very underrated movie. You ever see that?


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[Assistant] Angelina Jolie, Matt Damon, Matt Damon's a spy, works with the CIA, I believe, and he has a family.


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[Assistant] And basically, I'll just spoil it, it's an old movie.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna finish it. Okay. Matt Damon's son marries a double agent and he has to kill his daughter-in-law.


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[Assistant] Probably shoot it at an angle, you know, 45 degree angle, you just kind of.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but how soon would you get medical, professional medical advice?


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[Assistant] If you're living a life where you're like, a spy might be after me. Yeaah. Maybe get a strange bite checked out.


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[Assistant] Man, I don't know if that was the spine of the video. That's what Kanye West said he would do if he controlled the world.


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[Assistant] What? He'd get all the smartest people in the world together and he'd make them work on mechanical bees.


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[Assistant] I think we, you know, there's a lot of concern about bees dying off and bees serve a pretty important...


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[Assistant] Purpose. Yeah. Pollinating plants and stuff. So he just build a bunch of mechanical bees.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's a lot of fun. It looks like, well you gotta encounter somebody where you were gardening.


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[Assistant] Because this is not a glove you could just wear into like a, a ballet or something. That controls my, it's cold.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. Yeah. You could just have a gun in a holster.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's where I've seen this. This was in the Inglourious Basterds, the movie. They use a glove gun like that at one point, right? Okay.


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[Assistant] Exactly. Those are the critics. Those aren't the real Americans watching.


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[Assistant] So. There's a lot of times where the critics are like, this, this movie is an abomination. 98% of people like it.


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[Assistant] He said, I will not reveal the plot to us, but if you do get to see it the second time, do watch out for the subtle nuances and speech patterns. That's very funny.


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[Assistant] Did it happen? Yeah. Uh, I think about that a lot. People always say if I, you know, I had a time machine, I'd go back and I'd stop 9-11. How would you? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't know if anyone would believe me. You heard that some guy predicted or said that he had information that Pearl Harbor is going to happen. Nobody believed him.


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[Assistant] And then build a case, build a reputation. I can predict the future.


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[Assistant] That's so funny for the guy that made that up. He didn't do any research.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well everybody believed in. A few people did, I guess. I mean, I think a lot.


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[Assistant] But did it, did you do anything about it? Did you change it, you know?


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[Assistant] What is she, was she undercover? Like a spy?


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[Assistant] That's what they said. Yeah. They had the GPS on them to just track where they are. Not to send them to attack particular people.


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[Assistant] So this is funny. This is, they think it's because two weeks before that, during the Islamic festival of Eid al Adha.


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[Assistant] Uh, they dumped a bunch of sheep carcasses into the, into the water. So they think that's where the sharks came from. They just saw a bunch of sheep carcasses there.


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[Assistant] Oh, research and development. Yeah. You got to put the thing together. You got to pay the scientists.


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[Assistant] This is in the 1960s, more than 20 million dollars.


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[Assistant] You gotta raise the cats. You gotta, you gotta feed them occasionally.


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[Assistant] You gotta buy the cats. You can't get just mutts off the street. You gotta get some good cats. That's true.


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[Assistant] Small technology was expensive back then. Everything's huge. I mean, when y'all were growing up, a personal computer was a whole room in your house. Now you can fit them all in.


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[Assistant] I think that individual projects get funded.


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[Assistant] So here's what happened. As soon as like the cat made it about 300 meters and then it got ran over by a taxi and then they lost all financing for this project.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess we just hope the cat is around important people, I guess. And not just hanging in an alley all day. Was the cat somebody's pet? I mean, that would be one way to do it.


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[Assistant] If you're Edward Snow and you just think nothing's a coincidence, I bet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just lagged for a second, but so let's assume you can read average reading speed. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, that would take you 400,000 hours to read.


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[Assistant] 45 years to read all that. Wow.


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[Assistant] It's a lot. Now there's probably some diagrams that probably cuts into it a little bit. You know, it's probably not 1200 pages of wall to wall tests.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you summarize it for us, dude. Every time they pass a bill on the news, it's like the bill is 900 pages long, they had 20 minutes to read it.


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[Assistant] Let's say I want $20 million of funding for this thing down the street in my, in Tennessee. We'll tack that onto the, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then you, and then you vote for my bill. Oh. And so. Yeah. You know, it's the way it's set up is crazy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He's trying to tell people that he really does this, that he bends a spoon.


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[Assistant] If your dad came on here and did a bunch of tricks and tried to say it was real, we'd be like, well, no, it's not.


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[Assistant] Well, it's pretty great TV to watch somebody be revealed to be a liar. I get it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I figured out the story. So this is a guy who I think we've talked about before on this podcast, the amazing Randy.


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[Assistant] He was a former magician who devoted his life to exposing people who were lying about stuff like this.


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[Assistant] And so he would come on Johnny Carson a bunch. He exposed a couple like false.


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[Assistant] Uh, televangelist and stuff like that. So this guy, Yuri Geller shows up and he's blindsided with the Amazing Randy. Amazing Randy comes out and goes confront him and says, do this trick under my conditions and he can't do it. So it was a trap set by Johnny Carson.


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[Assistant] Amazing Randy's been on the show multiple times. It looks like this is the first time Yuri Geller was on the show.


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[Assistant] Like some of these guys he exposed were lying to people and taking money from them and stuff like that. But if it's just a guy bending spoons, it's like, who cares? Or not bending spoons. Bending his own spoons.


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[Assistant] In high school was good. I'm talking about college. Oh, they probably don't care about your high school GPA. It's your college. Oh, it's all I have.


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[Assistant] I had friends in college who applied for government jobs like this and they, uhm, they would call you.


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[Assistant] The government will call you former roommates, former classmates and go like, do you ever lose his temper? Did he ever?


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[Assistant] Bring home weird stuff. They ask you all kinds of crazy questions.


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[Assistant] It was very funny the way Ari addressed it up top.


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[Assistant] We got some fun pictures of it here. The set, everything looked great. It was at Zany's, but they redid the hall. I mean, it looks like, uh, it looks like a theater in there. It's really, really cool.


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[Assistant] Pescatarian is, it's like a vegetarian, but you'd eat fish. Oh, is that at the church?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, dude, I thrive under pressure. That's what it's all about.


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[Assistant] And he said New York is two of that 3%. That was funny. We're going to make fun of New York city.


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[Assistant] So are you going to climb Mount Everest before it goes to number two? You have a little more time.


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[Assistant] Now this was taken, I know the story because this appeared in a Netflix documentary I watched, but there's, there's, there's only certain weather windows you can climb it. And, and there was a really small window this particular year. So that's the amount of people trying to get up there. And they gotta go walk by them.


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[Assistant] Well, they're all strapped onto a metal wire. They're all hooked onto it. So they have to be in a single file line like that. And they're all just waiting for their, you know, 15 seconds up at the top.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's, yeah, that's going up to the, to the top of it. And then, but how do they get down? They have to walk by them? You go back down the other side of the wire. Yeah. You have to come back.


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[Assistant] All over. Yeah. They actually use some of the dead bodies as landmarks. Oh my goodness. Oh really? Yeah. Because they're perfectly preserved up there because it's so cold. So it's a, it's literally a guy.


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[Assistant] Just a guy who died in the seventies or eighties and the body's still there. And they know like when you get, there's some guy, I think it's like, they call him like green jacket guy. Cause he's just been dead up there and they just know that's one of the landmarks for, for where you are. What a weird marker.


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[Assistant] Trash is another big problem up there because you get to a certain point where you can't.


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[Assistant] You can't cart this stuff down. You're going to risk your life. So there's just piles and piles of trash up there and dead bodies. And it's kind of a nightmare.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I think it's, it's, it's mean. It's for all intents and purposes.


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[Assistant] I think technically he's like the government leader. He's gotta run everything though. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't know. But that's a great point, Alan. That's a great point. If you, you double and then divide by two, and then that'll- That'll get you there. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] So you just count the rings. You just count the rings. I forgot how rings worked when I said that.


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[Assistant] And like, how do we even know? Maybe cut a little chunk off of it off and then double that, but you wouldn't have to double it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that was, that was remarkable, right? It wasn't like, there's a bunch of trees that old.


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[Assistant] I mean, we'll see what happens, dude. Maybe they'll get better.


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[Assistant] Up to $720 a year with Truebill just by keeping an eye on these subscription plans and you're getting a concierge.


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[Assistant] Oh dude, you can use that and buy, buy an e-bike there. Absolutely. Um, they have over 2 million people. They've saved people over a hundred million dollars on these subscriptions. It's so easy and quick. Just log on there.


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[Assistant] And uh, and link up your accounts and take a look at uh, what you're doing. It's easy to overlook stuff as I found out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, go to Truebill, knock it all out and your life will be way better. Don't fall for subscription scans. Start canceling today at Truebill.com slash Nate. Go right now. Truebill.com slash Nate. It could save you thousands a year. Truebill.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] And do it all through the app. And if they can't do it automatically, they will call on your behalf.


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[Assistant] You wanna hear a crazy story? It happened this weekend.


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[Assistant] So we have a buddy of ours, Steve Byrne, stand-up comedian who lives here in Nashville. He was on the road in Fort Wayne, Indiana with, with Joe Gatto. They went to an antique store and he texted me a picture.


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[Assistant] Of this, from the antique store. It's a baseball glove with the name Aaron Weber on it.


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[Assistant] Written with a Sharpie. And he sends it to me as a joke and he says, did you leave behind a baseball glove in Fort Wayne, Indiana? And I said no. So I took that picture and sent it to my parents.


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[Assistant] Just to let him know, hey, isn't this funny? My mom goes, that's my handwriting.


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[Assistant] She's to write our names on all the gloves with a Sharpie like that. So that's why mom wrote my name on the Sharpie and my dad goes, that's 100% your glove.


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[Assistant] In an antique store in Fort Wayne, Indiana, which we've never lived there.


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[Assistant] We, here's the best guess my mom would come up with is that when they, the last time they moved, they had a box somewhere that just accidentally got left behind and then this got.


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[Assistant] Donated to Goodwill or something like that. And it just made its way to, we've never been to Fort Wayne, we've never lived there. Somehow made its way up there to an antique store.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. I remember this glove specifically. Oh wow. Now that, now that I was, oh I did have a mag.


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[Assistant] Like if somebody showed it to me, I don't know. The, just this, this whole story was so crazy. Do you want the glove back or do you want it to? I'd like it to round off the story. Like the fact that Steve was there and found it, we had just exchanged numbers. It was like a crazy coincidence that he was there and saw this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would have loved to. We can put it up here. Yeah, we got to.


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[Assistant] Terminator 3, then we got Terminator Salvation, then we got Terminator Genesis.


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[Assistant] You know, good technologies, guys doing enough for us. Let's not build something that's going to kill us.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a nice robot. But you know, we interact with AI all the time now.


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[Assistant] All the time. Siri or whatever, or uhm, you know, you call a phone number and it's an automated voice messaging system, something like that. I think what's going to be really scary is when you can no longer tell that these things are AI. When they are, and that's, I think it's called the Turing test.


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[Assistant] And you don't even know that you're talking to a robot because they're so similar. And that's so close. I think, I don't know if it's been officially achieved in some capacity, but we're so close from there. It's terrifying.


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[Assistant] You know, they never say those words in the movie. They don't. So I think it's just up to your interpretation. I think it's machina. That's what I thought it was. Deus ex machina. Whatever you want to call it.


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[Assistant] Right. So you can still, you talk to that, you'd still know that that's a robot, right? So it's not quite there yet, but it's going to be terrifying.


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[Assistant] So here's the Chinese man that married the robot. He built himself.


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[Assistant] I'm going to marry something that I could just unplug or, I don't actually have to be a real husband to this thing.


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[Assistant] It's creative stuff. It's going to take a while for AI to replicate. But this is part of what I was talking about with y'all last week. This is what kind of scared me. Cause we were thinking about this. There's this new technology that just rolled out called Dolly.


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[Assistant] Okay, this is from a startup in San Francisco called Open AI. And this is visual, this is software that creates visuals based on text input. Now if you had asked me things that I thought AI would not replace, I would have said art, you know? And this is, this does, this creates art with AI.


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[Assistant] Unbelievably, based on a simple text input, these are all AI generated images that have never existed before.


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[Assistant] You might be able to do public figures like that, but it's not, it's not, cause we should do that.


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[Assistant] It's not fooling images from, from, from stuff. It's creating stuff that's never been created before.


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[Assistant] So it, it, it learns things from the internet. It learns what the shapes of things are, what the colors of things are, the styles of different artists or whatever else.


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[Assistant] But then the image it creates is, is totally creative and out of nothing.


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[Assistant] This technology, they're rolling it out right now. A bunch of tech influencers have it and they're demonstrating it on Instagram and stuff. I signed up for the wait list. I can't wait to have this. I think this is the most unbelievable thing ever.


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[Assistant] Just that you can create an image of anything. It's kind of scary. And they're really worried about people using it for the wrong, bad things obviously.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is the same. So the other, another iteration of the same software, this is available now and I have access to it. This is the, this is open AI playground where you can tell this, you can tell this thing to do anything with text. We can tell it to write a description for a TV show. You can tell it to write.


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[Assistant] For a podcast called NateLand starring Nate, Brian, Aaron and Dustin. We'll do comedy podcasts, you know.


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[Assistant] I take it all back. Write an academic article about the effect of podcasting on stand-up comedy.


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[Assistant] Let's just create this. I mean, it'll just write the whole article for you, dude. This is all AI generated. These, these sentences have never existed.


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[Assistant] Hope Cohen is about this. Yeah, that's it. It's pretty amazing.


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[Assistant] It's all very scary how quickly it's moving, I think. And just how this will be implemented into everything and you won't even realize it. We've probably read, all of us have probably read articles that are generated this way. Just with plug and play.


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[Assistant] This, uh, couple years this technology has been available. It is true.


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[Assistant] Dude, if I were writing some clickbait website where I needed to turn out a hundred of these a day, I'd just throw it through this software.


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[Assistant] And they have a, it's called Playground where you can just play around with this technology. It's free. You hop on here. I spent hours on this, making it write stories and it's, it's pretty amazing, dude. And that Dali, the visual thing is just the same.


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[Assistant] It's just another iteration of the same technology where it'll just create images and I'm sure ultimately you can make videos from it.


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[Assistant] You can watch all those Terminator movies. So we tell it, write a long book about comedian Nate Barghese's stand-up career. Nate Barghese's stand-up career has been on the rise since he started performing regularly in 2009. Since then he's released two comedy albums, Yelled at by a Clown and Full Time Magic.


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[Assistant] Is it now they're starting to be some, uh, there's some misinformation. Yes. This is what's interesting. Barghetti is a native of Tennessee. He said that his company is influenced by his father was a clown. He also said that he's a product of divorce and that is.


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[Assistant] And that his parents divorce had a profound impact on his life and his comedy.


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[Assistant] I didn't mean for that start, this is a fun story. You can see how this is fun to play around with. Yeah. It's a good time. Yeah. I'm going to check it out.


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[Assistant] That makes Snoop Dogg's life a little easier.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so these matches they would play, it's, they play six games of chess and then it's whoever wins the, so the first match was played in Philadelphia in 96, Kasparov won four games to two.


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[Assistant] You want to match and then, uh, then it played again the next year.


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[Assistant] Deep Blue won three and a half to two and a half. So there was a one draw. Wow. Between the two of them. So it was still, it's still a narrow margin at that point.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's where the computer is. It can, it can plot out what all the potential moves are way ahead and just map them out.


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[Assistant] You could tell like, it just didn't understand the way the question was worded and the answer would be absurd. It was shovel and you're like, that's not what we're talking about.


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[Assistant] So the idea is to take whatever that is, whatever the animating principle of the human being is, download it onto some foreign body and then let it just inhabit that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think you're aware of the, I hope to God he got a consent to this, to have this happen.


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[Assistant] Oh, right. Man, that whole story is so sad, dude.


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[Assistant] Oh, just so mistreated, just like sitting on shelves and stuff. It's just, oh yeah, it was a, it was a mess.


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[Assistant] Uh, there was all kinds of, uh, man, there were like legal arguments. So like some kids didn't want to do it to them. And it was like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, why would they ever had power of attorney when he died, whatever the nearest kin. I mean, you can decide the kin did it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And then there was arguments within the family. I need to read it more about it. It was, I saw the thing on ESPN. It was a mess.


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[Assistant] And they've advanced to the point maybe where they don't even need bodies of any kind. They can just exist. Just their consciousness can just exist without bodies.


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[Assistant] I'm in Bristol, Tennessee this weekend at the Blue Ridge Comedy Club. Saturday night, two shows. Come out and see. And then next week, I'm doing the Denver Comedy Underground.


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[Assistant] On, uh, May 5th, first time in Denver, Colorado, if you're in the Colorado area. I'm at ComedyWorks all weekend after that, but I'm headlining Comedy Underground Thursday night.


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[Assistant] You know what I notice is a big problem is people don't wipe the snow off the top of their car. And I'm driving behind people and it's like.


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[Assistant] We just had the chat. That drove the whole way.


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[Assistant] Like you gotta, you gotta like settle in, let's pay attention to everything that's going on. Yeah, that's, I think that's not. And narcos would be hard to watch on the road.


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[Assistant] This one got pretty serious. As serious as a discussion about what to call a hat can be.


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[Assistant] Dusty Slay's wife, Hannah, who's Canadian. I heard her call it that once, but I, you know, who's calling it that in real life? You didn't say anything? Nah, I let it slide. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's your most vulnerable position.


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[Assistant] You're vulnerable. Your back is exposed. You're leaning over. That's what I would get you for sure.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, one of the main characters of Succession's name is Marsha. That's how it's spelled.


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[Assistant] I have this, this weekend, I have this bit I've been doing for a while about, about Jack Link's beef jerky. You've heard it. It is now like a five minute chunk.


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[Assistant] We'll ask somebody who opens for people. I think people don't care. That's a lot of it.


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[Assistant] What I like to do sometimes if I get to open for somebody at a theater is after my set, I get off stage.


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[Assistant] And I exit the back and I try to get through the theater without any credentials. Yeah. And just try to talk my way into, I can do it. Wow.


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[Assistant] It's a fun, it's a fun, I'm on the show and they go, eh, we don't know who you are. And it's try to get through that way. It's a fun little game to try to, and most people don't care.


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[Assistant] I was in Dubuque, Iowa, the comedy bar there, perfect rooms in a basement, low ceiling.


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[Assistant] It was small second show. They had to add some seats. It was pretty cool. A lot of folks came out. A couple drove from like Minnesota to come watch it. Pretty cool, man.


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[Assistant] He said, put the name of the city up so I could see it. And people from the crowd would see it. They'd be like, you couldn't even remember what city we're in. Be like, it's, it's pretty easy to forget in the moment. I think if you're on a crazy run or something.


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[Assistant] And I'm thinking, oh, there'll be some snow on the ground, but you know, it'd be cool to see the corn and see the field. And then there's just, here's the picture of what the field of dreams looks like right now. It's just, it's just, I didn't know that corn went away. Oh.


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[Assistant] It does go away the whole thing i thought maybe the corn went away but not the.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like an apple tree, like the apples go away, but the tree is still there.


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[Assistant] And you get the full effect of it, but it was just snow, like a foot of snow.


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[Assistant] But pretty cool. And you see in the background, that's where they built that MLB stadium where they played the game last year. Yeah. I can't access it now cause it's just snow out there.


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[Assistant] Just comes up. Yeah. And I guess in the spring it'll, it'll be up. Yeah. You know, it must grow.


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[Assistant] The host who was with us, I go, we're going to go to the field of dreams. He was like, really?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll go check it out. He's like, all right, y'all have fun. I was like, you can come with if you want. He's like.


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[Assistant] That was all closed off. You can, you can rent that out as an Airbnb. Oh really? For like 700 bucks.


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[Assistant] I don't think somebody lives in there full time, but it's kind of a museum now where you can pay for a tour, but for like 700 bucks, you can rent it out and stay in there for a night.


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[Assistant] Wrapping up a wound. It sounds that immediate.


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[Assistant] I don't know. That's something you hear. I don't really know what that means. Yeah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] But you don't ever, what would you ride? I rode a wooden roller coaster cause I knew it wouldn't have a flip.


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[Assistant] I don't think, I don't need this. I don't need this in my life. My blood pressure went up so high. It probably did. Yeah, I'm sure it did. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's like if you have a clean desk and a new pen and a blank piece of paper, you want to write.


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[Assistant] They make you sweat. They wrinkle easily. Sometimes it's just a nightmare to dress nicely. This is it. We have it. We have it right here.


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[Assistant] Everybody's talking about how much you're snoring. No. Okay. And I think you're fine. Yeah. It was a thing with me. It was embarrassing. Yeah. It was people in other rooms would hear it. Oh yeah. Snoring. Yeah. Real problem. Yeah. That's when I knew I should probably get that checked out.


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[Assistant] He's in a different hotel, yea. No, it was loud.


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[Assistant] Yeah, movie pass was literally too good to be true. They had to, I mean, it's no longer around.


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[Assistant] You know what I would buy if it was part of a membership? Like a TSA pre-check for a fast food place. An expedited line.


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[Assistant] You see the fire? I can see the fire. Yeah. Yeah. Burned up in the atmosphere, I guess.


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[Assistant] I believe you do. I don't know why Brian doesn't, but I believe you.


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[Assistant] That's five liters. That's a lot more. They're going to start doing this to people soon. For sure. Give the office worker.


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[Assistant] Not just any masks, I saw you guys were wearing matching N95s. N95s!


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[Assistant] Traveling this weekend, my wife wants me, obviously, pregnancy to be really careful and you know, she says her research shows that one does.


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[Assistant] He does the most. He does the most. So all through the airport. I was at the airport for like nine hours. Oh yeah. Getting out Friday and that thing, I was so tired of wearing that mask. Did you ever go sit alone?


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[Assistant] Yeah, occasionally, but I mean, it was constantly, you're just trying to get out. So I was constantly like on this flight, then this flight.


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[Assistant] I wasn't a lot of downtime. It was just like, alright, I was sitting on a plane for two hours and then they made us get up. John Chris was on my flight, not wearing a mask. He was the only one. And, uh, I see him just get up and walk off the plane.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, what is he doing? And he made the right call because our flight was a connection to Atlanta. Yeah. He just drove it and, um.


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[Assistant] And I mean, by the time they ended up canceling our flight altogether, he was probably halfway to Atlanta. So he made the right decision. And he beat you to Atlanta.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I finally got a direct flight to where I was going, but he was already in Atlanta before. Why didn't you take the direct flight first to them?


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[Assistant] Because it was leaving so late that that's what I was worried about. So I was trying to take an earlier flight and then.


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[Assistant] It ended up, I booked this flight that I ended up taking. I booked it three weeks ahead of time. And then, because all the consulate...


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[Assistant] Cancellations, cancellations at the airport. I'm like, I better leave a day early.


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[Assistant] That flight got cancelled, then I kept getting on more and more, and it ended up being on the same flight I booked.


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[Assistant] I, when we got off Delta, that was the first player they said, call the, you know, call Delta to try to rebook. And I called and they were like,


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[Assistant] But what, but we're, we're in line at the ticket thing. We're also on our phone and they're telling you to call, but then they say, we'll can call you back, you know, just stand in line. So I'm finally on my Southwest flight. I've been at the airport all day. I'm finally on my Southwest flight. We're about to take off and Delta calls me back.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, well, I mean, I'm fine now, but it's just so funny. It's like seven hours, eight hours later, you finally get back to me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then I had to cancel my hotel for, cause I was trying to find a night early and the lady...


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[Assistant] You can't just get a person there at the spot. And the woman, I think she was in India.


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[Assistant] And then she's done with the whole thing. She said, she tried to pitch me on Hilton honor, like to, for points. If I listen to spill, she had a rooster crowing in the background.


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[Assistant] And it kept crowing. So I said, ma'am, I can't hear you because your rooster is crowing. And she laughed. She's like, yeah, the sun's coming up here.


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[Assistant] Well, I called in the middle of the day, here, but in India, it's- Oh, in India?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I might wanna really sign up for this. I wanna really sign up for it.


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[Assistant] I was apparently planning on wearing it and then when Henry showed up also wearing a Titan, I was like.


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[Assistant] He especially kind of cocked it back behind his back a little bit differently, but he was a great player.


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[Assistant] We've experienced something like that. We went to...


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[Assistant] When we were on the road, me, you, and your road manager at the time, Noah.


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[Assistant] We went to see the latest Bad Boys movie. I hadn't seen the first two. I think this was the third one. But Will Smith's character is very wealthy, right?


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[Assistant] And there was a scene, I didn't think anything about it. When we left the movie, you were livid because he flew in coach.


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[Assistant] There were, but I don't know, I haven't seen the original Bad Boys, but you guys told me that he was very wealthy.


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[Assistant] But you were pretty upset. You were just like this guy. You were pretty fired up about it.


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[Assistant] I did the MRI last week, went fine. It was uhm, they, have you guys had an MRI? I've had a few. I don't think I have. A few?


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[Assistant] Uh, they, uh, they give you a little button to push in case you freak out or something's wrong. And as soon as they put me in there, um, I have an itch. Like I just want to scratch my face.


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[Assistant] And the fact that you can't do it just makes you think about that much more. They're like, uh, okay, this is how long would you think an MRI would last?


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[Assistant] It is actually 20 minutes ago. I thought it would be like really fast.


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[Assistant] I thought it was just like, they put you in like a microwave. After a minute they pull you out, but she's like 20 minutes. And I was like, I mean, I feel like.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it went fine. So you couldn't scratch? No, I'm not going to do it for that. So I just, I just held out.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, she said she took volume or suggested volume. Yeah. I mean.


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[Assistant] I mean I guess you could, but that's not what they offer.


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[Assistant] So last week, Coal City ran what, 1300 miles? Is that right? Which makes it half the US.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. No, I didn't look it up. I just assumed.


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[Assistant] He's like a lane in the contest. She's got different numbers here.


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[Assistant] I meant to mention, we're talking about food. I forgot. Did you see your dad's posts yesterday? Speaking of food and the Bargazzi family? No.


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[Assistant] So, uh. This is where I get my jeans from. Whataburger.


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[Assistant] Just opened last week in Nashville. It's one of like eight or nine locations opening this year around. So your dad spent two hours and 17 minutes in line.


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[Assistant] Kidding. A really big plate of fries and some other stuff there.


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[Assistant] I was going to say, that sounds like a great 56 to 1 odds because the teams this weekend, there's a lot of them that do have really


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[Assistant] There's not like a dominant team this year. A lot of those teams could win the Super Bowl.


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[Assistant] Well, you were telling the story, was it James Corden that you took your daughter to see?


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[Assistant] There was a period where on the road with Henry, I had a flat tire, probably 75% of the time.


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[Assistant] Didn't you do a gig with Foxworthy where the condo didn't have a front door?


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[Assistant] How about the punchlines? In the 90s, I think you said you and Bobby Slayton were the two top selling.


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[Assistant] I'd always hear stories about shady managers. If you had a door deal, these are in legitimate clubs that would, they tried to cheat you out of door deals and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Still doing it. Yeah. Wasn't there a crazy story? You were in San Diego or something and, and.


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[Assistant] I mean, cause little, it's not like he's a flash in the pan. He was on for what? 20 years or something.


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[Assistant] Were there any other clean comedians then? Was Gaffigan on the scene yet?


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[Assistant] You know? It's, we've talked about how it's, stand up comedy is so new of an art form in the sense of what we consider stand up comedy. The original guys, some of them know they're dying off, a couple died off just recently, Mort Sahl and...


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[Assistant] Jackie Mason, they're two of the very first guys, period.


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[Assistant] Of anything, it's kind of crazy. I mean, Cosby, Cosby was one of the first guys.


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[Assistant] Of what we consider modern day stand up, that it's crazy they're still around.


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[Assistant] I'm back out with Leann Morgan, uh, Greensboro, North Carolina on Friday and Roanoke, Virginia on Saturday.


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[Assistant] Can I ask you, I have a sports theory question. I sing a kicker. Everybody does it.


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[Assistant] Happened in the Titans game, icing a kicker, there's a last second field goal, you call a timeout, evidently just to get in their head and make them think about it. But it happened so often now, wouldn't you, could you ice the kicker by not icing them?


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[Assistant] Especially that guy is so good. That guy is unbelievable. The bangles kicker.


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[Assistant] You're guaranteed another possession, so they get an untimed possession maybe?


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[Assistant] That's how I feel. There's a tremendous amount of relief now. We can just, I can just enjoy the games.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So Webster, this is, uh, Noah Webster, my bad, not Daniel Webster. Oh, I imagine they're in the same family though.


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[Assistant] So I imagine this was a nightmare. Every part of the country spelling words different. And he's like, let's just all get on the same page here.


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[Assistant] So it was spelled T-O-Q-U-E. And in my head, I think that can be toke or it can be toke.


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[Assistant] And I should have known, since it's Canadian, it would be the more ridiculous sounding of the two. So, my bad.


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[Assistant] I think there are some others. This is the gold standard though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they bought Merriam-Webster. They own it. Oh, they do? Yeah, they have a monopoly on.


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[Assistant] Well, those are, in fairness, those are the only two Robins ever. So it's a pretty easy mix up, I think.


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[Assistant] It's a novella. It's like 30 pages. You can knock it out. Really? Yea.


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[Assistant] Stephen King put out a four novellas at once. It was Stand By Me was one of them. Shawshank Redemption was another one and there are two other that have been made in the movies too.


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[Assistant] No, somebody was like, I read somewhere somebody was like, you can only write horror, horror books. And he was like, no, I can do other stuff. And he wrote those.


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[Assistant] Which are like two of the greatest movies ever came out of it. Pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Just put out four and two of them could be great. Instead of one long boring one.


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[Assistant] Not in February. Yeah, see, this is one of those things, Ross, I feel like...


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[Assistant] You know, you're talking a lot of smack here, but if Ross were cornered and somebody said, what is blood pressure? Do you think this guy could explain very well what blood pressure is?


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[Assistant] Also corn, not a big part of my life, you know?


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[Assistant] Did you always just fly there? No, I drove there every time, there and back.


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[Assistant] We're saying is y'all are probably impressed by the technology still.


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[Assistant] You're giving them the means to have a meal every day. That's what you're doing.


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[Assistant] That's the only time anybody cares about jeopardy is when somebody's on a streak like this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're saying they're doing it right. You know?


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[Assistant] It's the thick of new year's resolution season. Okay. And trust me, you don't want to get trapped into a gym membership for life. Here's something you can actually do.


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[Assistant] It's not AI teaching you. It's somebody who speaks the language and they're, they put together these little lessons. They're short. It's fun. You can kind of blaze through them. It's like reading a book with short chapters. You really feel like you're making progress.


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[Assistant] Like a novella. Yeaah, it's like a novella, for sure. So, with Babbel, you can choose 14 different languages. I just started Russian. Oh wow. And that's very fun. What made you choose that? Niech.


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[Assistant] Russian's difficult cause it's a lot, it's a different, uh, whole different alphabet.


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[Assistant] But it's very fun. There's somebody talking, you talk back to it, it'll let you know how your pronunciation is. It is, it's really fun.


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[Assistant] Cause I'm scared of Russians, for sure. So I want to be able to.


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[Assistant] I want to be able to plead for my life in this language, and I am well on my way with Babel.


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[Assistant] Uh, when you have a subscription, you can get, uh, there's podcasts, there's games, there's videos, there's stories, even live classes you can take. Plus comes with a 20 day money back guarantee. Trust me, you're not going to need it. So easy, so fun.


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[Assistant] Start your new language learning journey today with Babbel. And right now, when you use our promo code, you get a three month subscription, you'll get another three months for free. That's six months for the price of three. After six months dude, I will be doing, I'm going to start a Russian Aaron land.


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[Assistant] Wow. And, uh, and I'm going to take off in Moscow. That's six months for the price of three. Just go to babbel.com. Use promo code Nate. That's B-A-B-B-E-L.com. Code Nate Babbel. Language for life. There we go.


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[Assistant] Should we spell them for the listeners first? A-U-N-T. We'll just...


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[Assistant] Alright. Yeah. I think I, I think I still, I think I'm still pretty southern though. The way I speak sometimes. We'd have a well at my house growing up, but I, you know.


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[Assistant] Have you done a lot of stand-up in Canada? Yeah. How much do you have to?


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[Assistant] My first time just staying up in Canada, I was freaking out about like.


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[Assistant] Say in washroom instead of bathroom. Let's talk to this guy. They're like, yeah, we know what a bathroom is.


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[Assistant] I got my wife to sell the stuff for uh, for valentine's day by the way. Fun little gift. Are you being sarcastic? You don't think that's romantic to have a little fire pit you can hang out by the fire pit?


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[Assistant] I will say if you're trying to discreetly order a solo stove, it will show up in a huge box that says solo stove on the box.


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[Assistant] I heard that growing up. If it's, if it's the sun's out and it's raining. Yeah. The devil's beating his wife today.


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[Assistant] I don't, like weathermen aren't using this term, you know, on the news or anything.


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[Assistant] The educators. Well kids, the devil's beating his wife today.


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[Assistant] I mean, I have an, I have an image of what it means, the devil beating his wife.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't dig into it like that, but yeah, that makes sense. I like it.


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[Assistant] I've heard that once you, once you take one off, then it's over. Yeah. The rest of them, they start to ripen super quickly.


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[Assistant] You know, my mom used to do growing up, if she got something, a food from the store that she didn't want the kids to eat right away, she'd take a sharpie and she'd write no.


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[Assistant] So if you look through our cabinet, it's just all kinds of stuff. Just no. And we're trying to find something to eat. No. She wants to save it. It's a very funny thing to do.


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[Assistant] Nah, I think me and my dad would disobey every now and then. But I remember my dad once taking the box, flipping it upside down, he says, on. Then we'd just eat it from there.


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[Assistant] Does Louisville consider itself the south? Or it's right on the cusp?


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[Assistant] I've totally done that where I get a big laugh and I think like my zipper is undone or something. Oh yeah. Like it just felt. I check it. So do I.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That could mean, that could mean your dad or you're like your spouse, right? Yeah. That's a little confusing.


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[Assistant] I've never heard that. I think that's just wrong, right? Not to her. It's fun, but it's lunch. That's what it's called.


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[Assistant] $10 an hour or whatever, or more. Yeah, or pay, yeah, whatever.


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[Assistant] I'll pay, I'll play devil's advocate here. All right.


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[Assistant] I'm going to be, I'm going to beat my wife. If, could you argue.


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[Assistant] That the quality of service will drop a little bit if i'm not working for tips anymore.


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[Assistant] I can see how you can develop a culture of that quickly. When I used to run a show, I think both of y'all did it at one point, I used to run a show at this like Tiki bar, uh, in downtown Nashville.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right next to SACCO there and we wanted to start at nine o'clock and I want to be like, we'll start at nine.


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[Assistant] And then like, if you don't, if you start at nine 30 once everyone's like, Oh, they don't start till nine 30 and you just can't, you can't get it back.


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[Assistant] Every week I was like, we're starting promptly at nine. Like, come on. Every 9.20 people roll in. You would have to say 8.30. You have to say 8.30. You have to lie.


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[Assistant] I don't know, yeaah, I started calling it that over the last couple years. I like it.


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[Assistant] I don't know, never gone. Bathroom. Uh, an air, air john.


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[Assistant] One of my old jobs is I used to work at, uh, port of John Island and, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe we did, I used to work at Fontenelle music venue with my buddy Carter Jackson. He was my boss. He's also my roommate, but.


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[Assistant] He drove a lull, which we can talk about that too. Forklift, do you ever call it a lull?


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[Assistant] Carry him on the wall over there, arrange him, and that's what we did before every concert. Let's get Port of John Island together.


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[Assistant] We didn't have to pick them up afterwards. That was a, you need a specialist for that.


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[Assistant] Like you just like set them down. Carry them up on the wall over there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's where, as well, so that's when it's still cold, but the snow is melted and it's just gross.


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[Assistant] Tell us what you do with them. And I highly recommend, I put stuff on it, dude.


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[Assistant] I got tired of digging, trying to find the right condiment, digging through it. Now I just spin that sucker around.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I got trash, a few people trashed it, they said this is the laziest thing I've ever seen. And other people were like, this is brilliant, I'm getting some.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I recommend it dude. It'll change the game. And it's a good conversation piece.


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[Assistant] Here's how it would go down. Yeah. Nate, you come over to my house. What's up, man? Thanks for coming by, dude. Can I get you something to drink? Yeah. All right. Let me, I'll do, look at this. Look what I, did I ever show you this? Oh, it's not.


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[Assistant] No, this is my biggest pet peeve. I never get as mad as I get when I'm waiting for my bag to come to the carousel and these animals.


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[Assistant] Storm the carousel and they get all the way up to it. And now everybody has to get up to it because you can't stand back and see their back. So you're just like, well, now I got to play this game that these idiots play. I got to stand up right by the carousel because everybody else is. And I want to be like, everybody, if you just back up, if everybody backs up 10 feet, we can all see it and you don't have to work your way through this crowd.


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[Assistant] But then you can all see, you can all see it back there. If everybody's back, it's like you wouldn't go to a museum where everybody's walking through and looking at paintings. You wouldn't walk right up in front of the painting. Then nobody behind you can say, let's all back up a little bit and then we'll all be good. I get so mad.


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[Assistant] Yes, this weekend, January 28th, 29th, I'm in Lowell, Arkansas at the Grove Comedy Club. First time headlining there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's two shows. Come on out. I'd love to have people, people come.


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[Assistant] Just imagine Brian at the dentist sitting there, starts taking his clothes off, like what are you doing?


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[Assistant] Try to impress me. And then this dude rolls up sweatpants. It's like, what's up, dude? Hey, you looking for a lawyer? You're like, not really.


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[Assistant] It'll say on the top right, like prerecorded and they always put live when it's up there. So you have an idea.


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[Assistant] It's funny that, uh, that they mentioned that I have something for you guys. Oh.


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[Assistant] This is, I was in Lowell, Arkansas this weekend and a couple of folks came out to my show as the Winkles and, uh.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. I think that's, that's.


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[Assistant] That's great. For Brian right here, Brian Breakfast Bates, it says at the top.


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[Assistant] There you go. And then I've got a gout tablets.


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[Assistant] And it says Aaron like the grill Weber at the top.


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[Assistant] It's like the real pharmacy that, uh, she works at. It looks super official.


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[Assistant] Oh, I need that jacket. I love it. And a velvet robe made out of cougar pelt. What's the thing?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah dude. Gravy inside of it.


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[Assistant] The Shakespeare festival is right across. It was pretty close to where I went to high school, Montgomery Catholic high school.


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[Assistant] And I used, we used to go there and film and I used to make movies and stuff with my friends and we used to go there a bunch. So it is possible.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Y'all made movies? Yeah, we'd make some. They were awful. I actually found them. I found them recently. I've got them on a YouTube channel. They're all private now.


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[Assistant] But they're from like 15 years ago.


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[Assistant] I have been, yeah, it was kind of on its way out. So you might've crossed.


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[Assistant] But you would describe Nate Landis, three Nashville based artists.


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[Assistant] I'm going to say mine does, mine gives me no courtesy laughs. I feel like I really got to earn it. So if I get a laugh, I feel good about it.


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[Assistant] And she'll tell me jokes in my act. She's like, that's not that good of a joke.


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[Assistant] You're probably right. Yeah. I was like, I did. Okay. She's like, but it's not good.


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[Assistant] You would never be buying ice with somebody and they go, you can put this in your little skit.


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[Assistant] Years ago, my buddy, uh, Joe Kelly, who we know did a show with, uh, Theo Vaughn. Theo Vaughn forgot pants.


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[Assistant] And he said, can I borrow your pants? And so he got off stage and he took his pants off and gave it to Theo. And then Theo did a set in Joe's pants. And then afterwards, Theo said, they say you don't know a man.


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[Assistant] Was this at Zany's? This was at Huntsville at Stand Up Live. Oh, that's funny.


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[Assistant] I think actually Theo was headlining the late shows, he was featuring those shows.


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[Assistant] They're all like my age. Yeah. Like imagine me founding a country.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it kind of did. Oh wow. Declaration of independence from Nate land. I'll have to draft one of those.


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[Assistant] I know inalienable was Benjamin Franklin. He was like, you gotta put that word in.


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[Assistant] From uh, from Thomas Jefferson said something else.


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[Assistant] I saw a very funny story on, uh, I saw a TikTok actually, but then I read about it online. James Madison was like the go-to ghost writer in that early era. So George Washington was like,


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[Assistant] Write a letter to, right when he became president, he goes, write a letter to Congress.


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[Assistant] Just letting them know, I appreciate them. I'm excited to have this job, whatever. So he writes a letter, they deliver it. And then Congress hires James Madison, write a letter back to George Washington.


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[Assistant] And tell him, thank you, we're excited. So this happened like three or four times. He's just writing letters to and from.


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[Assistant] Okay. In my mind, like the mythology of it, hundreds of miles, but I'm guessing it was nowhere near.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know what? I have the answer if you, if you want to guess, I'll say, I mean, this was a city.


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[Assistant] This is an iconic ride. There's poems and folk songs about it. It's American folklore. How long do you think he wrote?


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[Assistant] That he wrote, which I guess maybe that's more impressive on a horse, you know?


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[Assistant] Because this was, this was all about urgency. This was about getting the message out quick. So he was probably on a fierce little gallop there.


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[Assistant] Like the townspeople don't even know there's a war going on. They're like, what are you doing? Yeah. Come on, dude. It's late. Hey, what time is it? Midnight. Yeah. It's my midnight ride. Yeah. What time was it?


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[Assistant] I think it was, it was at midnight. It was called the midnight ride of Paul Revere, but you know.


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[Assistant] Chad Bartlett passes down a, uh, a knife made by Paul Revere. He gives it to Charlie.


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[Assistant] That's good. It's worth looking into you to get there pretty soon. If you kept watching.


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[Assistant] Isn't that a thing? Only a few of them signed it on July 4th.


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[Assistant] Here we go, now we got some of the more heavy hitters on there. There's Thomas Jefferson. He went with a TH Jefferson.


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[Assistant] This right here. Yeah. Yeah. They're really getting after it. These guys are trying to make their mark. John Hancock did it at accidentally.


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[Assistant] That's for sure. John Adams kind of no nonsense. Look at John Adams and Sam Adams. Just no nonsense. All those are better than what we would do.


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[Assistant] I don't know if he was a brewer, but he was, I think it's named after him, right?


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[Assistant] He was a tax collector, I know that. He would refuse to collect taxes from people, everybody loved him.


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[Assistant] No, the shot heard around the world. Who? Lexington and Concorde. Oh yeaah. That's what they call it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean they, no, they made copies and they sent one to England. I think they kept, but I think the one that like we have at the museum now is the one that was sent to England. I think we got it back somehow.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But you'd make copies of these. Just rewrite it. That's all they did was just write these. Yeah. Yeah, they're, you know.


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[Assistant] Like is John Hancock's name big on everyone? Oh, with the signatures. Oh, that's interesting. Now I think they probably had to send the original with the signatures.


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[Assistant] He ran a print shop and he had to do the putting the letters in, you know, put all those letters in one by one, upside down and backwards because it was stamped down. So I'm sure he was tired of all this. I'm sure he was.


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[Assistant] So he's an old man doing this at this point, probably.


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[Assistant] Well these guys would just write letters to each other non-stop. Cause that's the, you gotta think.


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[Assistant] No phone calls or anything. That's the only way they keep in touch. So a lot of this we know from these personal letters. I have a great quote.


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[Assistant] What does that mean? Pretty sweet title. He was good with his experiments with the key and the kite and learning about electricity. That's what he was called, the tamer of lightning.


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[Assistant] He was not well-liked. In fact, I was going to pull up a quote. John Adams was not well-liked? No. Well, he was very ornery and just had none of the charisma, none of the people skills that Benjamin Franklin did. So they would spar with each other all the time. John Adams and Ben Franklin. But this is a great quote from a, from a newspaper. They called John Adams a hideous hermaphroditical character.


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[Assistant] Who has neither the force and firmness of a man nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.


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[Assistant] You know, you don't even think about this at the time, but if you look at this list back of people, we signed decorate declaration of independence.


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[Assistant] Benjamin Franklin's the only one who's world famous and well known. I mean, he's the most famous American in the world. He's the tamer of lightning.


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[Assistant] He invented the almanac. He had pioneered all this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's 70 when he signed this. He's lived more than a full life up until this point. So he's world famous.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. This would, I mean, this would be like, I can't even think of a comparison, like. Yeah, somebody like that who's, you know, doing this. It's pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] Right. I would say like a Steve jobs maybe at his peak.


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[Assistant] Oh, the first self, wow, two very different dates that I just found. This one says 1655.


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[Assistant] I think that maybe the 1933 was like in a, in an electric or propelled one. Yeah, so they were around.


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[Assistant] I have a great Thomas Jefferson in France story. I was reading about Thomas Jefferson in the 17 eighties. We've won the war America's its own country. He's serving as the U S ambassador to France. So he's in France and he's talking to this guy.


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[Assistant] Who's like a naturalist over there, a scientist, his name is Count Buffoon.


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[Assistant] He's talking to him and he realizes that France, they have this theory.


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[Assistant] That the air in the Americas is so bad that it prevents.


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[Assistant] It prevents you from excelling or growing in any way.


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[Assistant] Cause they're like, why is the only person we've ever heard of from America Benjamin Franklin? Why aren't they producing more exceptional people?


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[Assistant] And they go, it has to be the environment. I think it's still a swamp land over there.


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[Assistant] Talking about dude. And then they had this, they also think that even if you're fine in Europe, you go to the Americas, you will shrink and become worse.


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[Assistant] So as the ambassador to France, he's like, well, this is definitely going to hurt.


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[Assistant] Immigration and tourism, if people think that this will happen.


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[Assistant] So he's like, we got huge animals and count buffoons like nah, dude.


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[Assistant] No, you don't. He goes, we have moose. He goes, show me a moose. So Jefferson for a year, he writes people to America.


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[Assistant] Kill a moose and send it to me in France. I need to prove to these guys that we have big animals.


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[Assistant] And nobody will kill one for me. Then finally the governor of some state, I think it's New Hampshire.


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[Assistant] They spot a moose like 20 miles off the road. They kill it. It takes 14 days to drag this dead moose to a ship where they can ship it over to France. By the time it gets there, it's all decayed. It's antlers have fallen off. It's shrunken up. The bones are broken. They're like, oh, this doesn't look good at all.


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[Assistant] So they, they added some antlers from like caribou and regular deer and they're like, just mix and match. They said I'm just this rotted corpse.


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[Assistant] Over and then he gets it and he shows it to him. He puts antlers from like an elk on this moose body. And it's like, look, we got awesome animals over there. And then I don't know how it played out, but that's, that's what happened.


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[Assistant] Like a guy got tricked or something. No, no, just a coincidence. Count buffoon.


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[Assistant] Basically all the same stuff. I think at one point he was like, we have moose. And they're like, listen, you guys probably saw like a reindeer and you think it's a moose. And Jefferson was like, your reindeer could walk under our, our moose, like through the gauntlet down. That's why he had to get one over there to prove it to him.


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[Assistant] But it takes like months to ship something. So it's just a rotted mess of flesh.


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[Assistant] Not, I don't think, I think they're a little bit different, but he wanted the, to be truthful, like to have an animal that was over there.


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[Assistant] Oh, then he did mix it up, put the other antlers on it. You're right.


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[Assistant] Hmm, that's a good point. A bear would have been good too.


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[Assistant] We had this exact discussion. We were talking about people stealing like the Mona Lisa. You want to hang it up at your house, but people know the Mona Lisa is gone. What do you do with it?


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[Assistant] They find out that the Declaration of Independence has a secret message written in invisible ink on the back of it.


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[Assistant] And they ask them, can we just take a look at it? And they're like, no, you guys are idiots. So they have to steal it.


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[Assistant] And then they literally pour like lemon juice on the back of it and reveal the hidden message.


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[Assistant] Is that fun? Is that movie fun? It is a fun movie. Alright, I need to watch it. It is unironically fun and pretty good. The first one. Oh. The next date. The second one, he kidnaps the president. You're like, alright, this is getting a little, this is getting a little crazy.


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[Assistant] That's what you're supposed to do. I don't mean, I mean just in general, just people.


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[Assistant] We just spent 30 bucks getting this constitution written. We're out of funds.


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[Assistant] No. The third one. Search and seizure is what, the fifth?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You can't be forced to testify against yourself. Yeaah. They can plead the 5th Amendment.


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[Assistant] But when you plead the fifth amendment, you have to, you have to do it for every question. You can't just, you can't just plead the fifth for individual questions.


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[Assistant] Go on ahead. Yeah, you're right. I think they do. That's an unbelievable analogy. That's perfect.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Why are we out? Why are we going to waste everybody's time throw it? Just go on ahead.


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[Assistant] That's the 6th Amendment. No take backs.


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[Assistant] That's great. I mean, that's one of the all time great office lines.


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[Assistant] You hit an employee with your car. Yeah, but I was in the car. So it's double jeopardy. Doesn't count. That's not what double jeopardy means. Oh, sorry. What is double jeopardy?


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[Assistant] You just love movies from that era, huh? The nineties. Yeah. That's 1999.


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[Assistant] You have the, you have a sixth amendment right to a speedy drive.


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[Assistant] It's the Google's I'm making. She is a speedy recovery, speedy recovery. That's about the only other time it's used for recovery.


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[Assistant] Two, you wrote it Speedy. You wrote it. Three, Bill wrote it Speedy.


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[Assistant] You know what it is statistically, an odd number generates more clicks than an even number.


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[Assistant] They have, there's a lot of data on that. So that's why you see those like top.


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[Assistant] 19 or top seven, those get more clicks than top 10.


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[Assistant] Similar principle, but no, this is, this is different. This just an odd number for a list will generate more clicks than an even number. I don't know why.


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[Assistant] Keep an eye out. Next time you see lists of stuff, they're going to be odd numbers most of the time on a website. Top seven.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well those are the big, like you're talking about like Rolling Stone, like top 500 albums of all time.


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[Assistant] Look, 35 products you need to help 41 products.


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[Assistant] Look at it. Look at this. 33 small gifts to surprise your kids. 27 Valentine's day gifts. 66. I mean.


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[Assistant] 16. It's just odd, like weird numbers and not the standard, you know?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no. I mean, look, I'm definitely right about that.


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[Assistant] What's that? Just like a normal person. Yeah.


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[Assistant] What are y'all, what are y'all talking about? You do probably need that.


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[Assistant] Everybody back up. What are y'all talking about?


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[Assistant] Nah, you don't have to be born into it. Just gotta go get baptized. That takes months to do.


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[Assistant] I mean it is true, but it's not like I can just go, you can't go get baptized today.


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[Assistant] You got to put in some work and then they, then you get baptized.


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[Assistant] I did like holding it over y'all for sure, but you're going to be a Supreme court justice. So, you know.


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[Assistant] Look, scientifically they're fruits, but you idiots treat them like vegetables. Is that what they're saying?


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[Assistant] Dude, you're gonna, you're trying to open a no tomatoes, no onion restaurant and you won't listen to the Supreme court hearing about tomatoes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So Denny Krueger effect, uh, is a spell with one B or two B's.


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[Assistant] You know, the real big ones, Brown versus board of education. That's what desegregated schools, Plessy versus Ferguson, the Dred Scott decision. Some of those are some of the big ones. Scopes monkey trial. We've talked about that. Yeah, but that's not a Supreme court.


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[Assistant] Roe vs Wade. Yea, it's another one. Yea. Uh, we've got a bunch of big ones recently.


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[Assistant] They give you the benefit of context, you know.


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[Assistant] I have a joke now that I've been doing where I say a line in the joke is weave an active shooter at the.


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[Assistant] Uh, at the gate or whatever. And it feels weird saying it in a venue because if somebody hears this out of context, I'm saying we have an active shooter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I think about it, I kinda wanna stop doing it.


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[Assistant] There could be, there's always one on the last couple of times there's been one on the short list, but.


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[Assistant] Oh, maybe. Yeah, maybe. I don't know if they've ever been seriously, like nobody ever thought they were going to have one, but maybe one day.


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[Assistant] I don't know, you, you, you'd pick a name. Yeah, Pope Greg the 17th.


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[Assistant] You love Steve Harvey, don't you? He's, I think he's one of the funniest guys ever. Yeah. And I think he's so...


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[Assistant] All over the place and we kind of take him for granted. But you watch him and you're like, this guy is so funny. And I think that's the perfect format. Him ruling on like silly cases between people. It's basically what he does on Family Feud.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they agree. It's not, they're not real legal cases, but I think that like Judge Judy and those, they're, they're mediators. They're like, uh.


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[Assistant] It just complicates things so much, man.


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[Assistant] Welcome back. Yeah, I love it. People, uh, no, he took a ton of pictures.


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