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[Assistant] Short, for me, I just missed you for one day. One recording day.


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[Assistant] Mask on, gator over it, then loosen the ears, and the gator would hold the mask on.


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[Assistant] Not if people aren't willing to pay it, because people are like, well it's cheap enough, I guess I'll, I guess I can't turn this down. Yeah.


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[Assistant] On the bright side, how was your trip? What'd you do? It was wonderful!


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[Assistant] It's like when you're in the mountains and you're on the Blue Ridge and they say like scenic view ahead, they've got like signs around Florida.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Peeping opportunity. Yeah. Peep stop.


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[Assistant] I remember being a little kid, you're at a arcade, and I was like smaller than the other kids, so I got my quarter.


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[Assistant] And I'm waiting and all the older kids are really good at gaming. And I'm like, okay.


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[Assistant] When I think of Gary Busey, I just think of, was it Point Break? He was in there, right? Yep.


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[Assistant] I don't think you can write a good Star Wars movie.


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[Assistant] All of our childhood pictures. Locked in our OnlyFans. When y'all were talking about how things have changed, like I remember going to like having, being in a daycare.


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[Assistant] Not often, but every now and then our daycare would take us somewhere off the premise. Yea. And we would just pile in the back of a pickup truck. Like, like imagine a truck full of six, seven year old kids, just fill in the back of a pickup truck, across town.


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[Assistant] Problem is, when you get kids together, you don't know how good a job their parents did at training them.


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[Assistant] Like you just get a truck full of kids, some of those kids are gonna jump up and try to jump around and fall out of the truck. But you train a, if you're a parent, you train, you can train your kid to ride horses or shoot guns. You have to sit down in the back. You can train them.


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[Assistant] I think people out there searching for Quigley commentary.


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[Assistant] Hey, here's a movie I saw the other day, which y'all probably roll your eyes at. Yup. I think. But, uh, that Terminator, uhm... Oh, Salvation? The newest one? I think so. It's whenever What's-Her-Name came back, Linda Hamilton. Yeah, the new one. Yeah, I think Salvation is that one.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I think what made me want to see it was we saw some stuff on quarter digital. Yeaah. Where they were talking about how they did young, uh, what's his face? Uhm, John Connor? John Connor. He's completely CG.


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[Assistant] There's nothing like going through a story and realizing it was kinda for nothing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did the eyes with what's-his-name I love


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[Assistant] Are we supposed to talk too or just sound? No. Well, we'll, we'll, we'll know. We'll know.


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[Assistant] Now when you say documentary, are you talking about one of those like, remember those documentaries where people talk about what it was like to be in a cult and looking back? I want to see it happen as it happens. Oh, real time. Real time.


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[Assistant] Like were you, in your mind were you playing out how you were gonna get home if you didn't get your license? Yea. Like what were the-


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[Assistant] I know, but it's an option. It's not that, what, 14 hours maybe?


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[Assistant] I got a question for you guys since we're, you know, we, we have wrapped up.


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[Assistant] Recording. Crystal Isles, yes. Regrets? Cause you know, I have a regret that just kinda dawned on me.


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[Assistant] Uh, of a particular animal that I wish I could have at least called my own. I would have been very difficult to get, but if I would have pushed it, I think everyone would have helped me try to get one of these things, a griffin.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, we never, we never got a griffin in that one. It's also, I think, somewhat clickable, cause I'm curious what everyone's regrets are. If you have any, it doesn't have to be an animal that you didn't get, but it could be something that you didn't build.


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[Assistant] Or something that you didn't do, not having to do at the very end of course.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but you know what, I mean, uh, Absorah, you had a Griffin.


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[Assistant] I could. Well maybe one more regret. Anything. Maybe your regret was...


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[Assistant] I could see that being a fun thing for me to get, I don't know, annoyed with. It reminds me of when I was a kid, but like annoyed with, but then also like it's a good thing cause it makes you want to work and earn money too. But when I was a kid, you know, I was that kid to be like, ah man, you know, you got a nickel cause.


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[Assistant] But you don't get to, but if you, uh, I might, I might.


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[Assistant] But you can certainly, but if you can fly, then you can certainly fly over threats.


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[Assistant] That'll maintain your altitude.


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[Assistant] You probably said that, but oftentimes, and I didn't fly it much, but oftentimes when I did, I would forget that, and I would find myself just doing the other.


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[Assistant] How about the, it makes, and I, not to say that that would be a bad idea, but it would make sense as long as the, the newer map is getting praise. I have no idea.


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[Assistant] Like this, Genesis 2 looks like it has a lot of animals that I'm not used to. They're completely new. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But yea, you don't wanna- But you have tools in Minecraft that they don't have in this.


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[Assistant] And I think she liked Minecraft too though, but I understand what you're saying. But, uh, so yeah, I had to figure out what she wants.


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[Assistant] I tell you, I got a lot of respect for Michael Jordan. I think this latest one was a piece of fucking shit.


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[Assistant] But to look at it now as an adult, I looked at what happened and I went, okay, look at what they did there. I guess that wasn't so bad. You know, I said like, I mean, of course I didn't like it, but I'm watching it with a child and I'm going like they enjoyed it and I could see why they did.


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[Assistant] The good guy cartoon players were behind so much, but you know, when you do a trick shot, you get all these style points, right? So, and again, I can accept the style point thing, so they're going boom, style point, look I got 200 points for that one, because they're losing like 900 and nothing or whatever the fuck, you know?


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[Assistant] Uh, I think What's His Name was, I guess, such a bad actor, or the way that they wrote it half the time.


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[Assistant] Half the time LeBron was a cartoon character with all the cartoon characters.


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[Assistant] Uh, the old characters in a new 3D way, and then the cartoon character that was 2D LeBron turned to himself.


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[Assistant] I'm the best now, man. I wanna fucking dizzy. But the thing is, which just surprised me, I didn't think it was gonna be good, but I thought it'd be better than the one that was made 20 years ago that was shitty. And it wasn't. It's not the worst.


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[Assistant] Oh, I mean of course there's, you know, fun things with that, but I'm looking at the, the story of Space Jam. Yeah. And, and then the end whole thing with the whole points that just made me go, uh, I'm not doing this. I threw it.


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[Assistant] I guess cause most people, see these days you think cause we get catered to as the adults that take the children to the movies, we've been lucky enough to get catered to.


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[Assistant] And we get to watch movies that are, that our kids or people that are younger can watch and really enjoy and we can enjoy them too. And I expect that now with anything that's fucking big budget.


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[Assistant] Animatronic skeletons. Skeletons and then you go back up. And then that's it.


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[Assistant] Well, that's for only the big actors that get back in shit, cause most of the time, even when you're really big, a lot of the time you don't get a point, or at least from hearing celebrities talk on like, you know, to get interviewed or whatever.


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[Assistant] Old Hollywood is fascinating. Old Hollywood is fascinating. And it's all changed big time, even just in the last 20 years, where everyone's getting their own production companies, they're all like executive producers on their own shit. Which makes sense, essentially, you know, cause they're not just gonna get paid, or even get the little bit of residuals, then they're gonna say, I'm a co-producer on this son of a bitch. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Ooh, I do. I love the slippy. This slippy is of, we have a campaign going on for socks. Are you a man? I love.


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[Assistant] It was great. I watched it and laughed through most of it. So I very much approved it. I even shared it on Twitter.


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[Assistant] Well, it worked out great. I remember you guys saying that it'd probably be best if I wasn't there trying to sell the socks, but I didn't know how you were gonna do it.


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[Assistant] That was a good angle. Great angle. Funny angle. Yeaah. Absolutely. So...


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[Assistant] Hey, no, no, uh, what did they say? Is it no press is bad press? But that's bullshit. All press is good press.


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[Assistant] Yes, you did tell me that and I don't, damn it. I know I heard the conversation, but I don't know where.


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[Assistant] I'm glad that you've gotten good service recently. I got semi recently, I got really, really bad service and then I decided to do something that I never did before.


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[Assistant] Tip. Paid it sideways. Uh, tip, over tip grossly.


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[Assistant] And then I went, you know what, hey, she could be having such a horrible day.


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[Assistant] So I tipped 100%. And I was just like, and then afterwards, like almost like maybe like 20 minutes later, half hour later, I was like, what the fuck did you do? That's pretty good. But you know what?


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[Assistant] How do you like it? Is it wet and sticky? Always. And sweet. I'll tell you that much. Oh, tastes like honey. How long have we been going? We're done, man. We gotta go eat dinner. That's it. Get ready for our stream. Dinner and get ready for our stream.


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[Assistant] Well let me ask you a question, who's the genius that was like, let's go to Vegas?


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[Assistant] Yep, we played for the first time the other day. It was pretty exciting, at least in my opinion.


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[Assistant] What's interesting about this series, to me, is I don't know what you guys are doing.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that's Anthony's job is if we run into each other, Anthony will throw us all into one discord room so we could yell and talk shit. Yup.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's definitely new. It's uh, yeah, it's one of the most, it's unique compared to what we do for every other series.


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[Assistant] I don't think that happens. I don't think that happens either because, uh, I, well, this is a little bit of a spoiler. We came across one. I've killed one of these guys and gotten into his inventory, and I didn't get a gun, but I got a gun part that I've used to assemble a gun later.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I think, yeah, we, uh, we discussed with Anthony. Anthony is going to be in charge of the Rust server and all the settings and everything and, uhm,


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[Assistant] Just based on our experience with them the other day, we are going to alter some of the settings.


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[Assistant] And he's gung ho for it too, which is great. Of course he is. And the Rust, apparently, like, that's the other thing I'm excited to see, cause I haven't seen, I mean, I've seen his experiments, but the camera in that game apparently is really cool. Cool.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, that was. Maybe, uh, maybe, maybe think you can help out like whoever gets fucked over because I can see, you know, you guys getting the drop on us and then now, you know, getting all of our shit, now we're back to zero or us getting the drop on them and they go down, now they're back to zero. Maybe, maybe you can, uh, you can help whoever needs the most.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he seems excited about it though. Yeaah, he's doing something different than Ark. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Everything's fuck all. Everything wants to eat you. Pretty much.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we ran into a little shit. We thought we were tough stuff and we weren't.


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[Assistant] I'm still curious about Ark 2. Did we talk about, what was that demo we saw, Neves, of that game?


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[Assistant] Hey, I found this, uh, I found this video. It's a, it's a game called Animal Revolt. If you go to YouTube and you do a search for Animal Revolt T-Rex, you'll see a video of like T-Rex versus everything, but watch a little bit of that and watch how the animals fight in that.


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[Assistant] Right. You know, it's, yeaah, there's nothing really to it outside of watch things fight stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I want this to be the physics of the game. Like, yeah. Right. If ARK 2 has that level of interaction, that'd be awesome. Yeah, it would be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think it's how it works. It's one of those battle sim games where you just go click, put a t-rex, click, put another thing, and then you hit play and you just watch it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's not like two player versus each other, it's more of a sim thing. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] But yea, but again, just the way those things move in that simulation game. I hope ARK 2 does something like that. It'd be nice. Yea.


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[Assistant] But now is that like, that to me sounds like your tutorial, just first missions. Like dumb shit, like I get that out of the way, but then it goes, haunt a T-Rex. It does something more fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Conan had a really good progression system where, yeah, it had what, what were they called? Yeah, I forgot, but yeah, you can always look at it and go, all right, what is the game, what would the game like me to do next? And yeah, what does it want me to accomplish? And you go, okay, I'll work towards that. It helps with the goal, but it still gives you the sandbox.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Subnautica is kinda like that, uhm, where it doesn't really point you in the direction. Or maybe it kinda, it does slightly point you in the direction. But it kinda leaves you to figure shit out on your own.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'd be down to watch it. Uhm, from what I understand, that game has a ton of dialogue.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll see. Alright, well then, eh, if, if you want to pursue that, I'll play it a little bit more too. No, no, don't. You don't, you don't want me to play at all. You didn't listen at all. Yeah. Okay. I'll be your guy. Well, I said a little bit more. I didn't say I'd beat the damn thing. No, don't touch it. Hands off. Hands off and like, okay, so, alright. No, it,


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[Assistant] I guess here's what I meant, like, I would just at least learn the basic menu system. Okay. So I'm not going like, what is it? Tab? I? You know, I have a lot of that kind of fumbling.


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[Assistant] Okay. A lot of that going on. Uh, yeah, I would imagine. Yep. Okay. BreathEdge, maybe in the future.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. Now I think, uh, because we've always struggled with the one-offs, because one-offs like the first episode usually do really well.


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[Assistant] And then it just drops off after that. With, I guess, playthroughs like that. So we thought to ourselves, alright, what if we just slap the whole playthrough together?


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[Assistant] Over the course of six, three weeks, six, six, yeah, yeah, it was a while. That game was a lot longer than I thought it would be. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Incredible game. Oh man, it was a treasure. It was a pleasure to watch both you guys play through it.


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[Assistant] Now I recommend, yea, it's a great game to play with a friend, a spouse, whatever.


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[Assistant] Right. And I think it takes two, they definitely lean more into, it's a game. And they, you know, focused on the gaming aspect of it, which was a smart decision I think.


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[Assistant] I'm so pretty. Pretty fun. I never got bored watching it. Not once. Did you get bored of the book?


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[Assistant] Yeah, a little bit. I got a, I'm not bored, I got annoyed. It was just, okay, it was a little too much. If anything, like my biggest criticisms of It Takes Two would be, yeah, uh, they really could have edited down some of their cutscenes.


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[Assistant] Right, so is that a thing, I guess, yea, if we need to shut the fuck up during cutscenes? Probably so. Okay, cause yea, that is a common complaint.


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[Assistant] And you know, walk by her and one of her dogs is off the leash and just kind of starts following me. I was like, okay, okay. Okay, cool.


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[Assistant] But a minute goes by and I'm thinking, alright, this dog's eventually gonna run back to the owner. Was that lady the owner? That lady might not have been the owner. Oh shit, where's the lady? I don't see the lady anymore. She's not calling for the dog.


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[Assistant] So, all of a sudden, yeaah, I'm on this in Poplar Grove in the nature trails on this pass, and I got a fucking, like, old hound dog hanging out with me.


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[Assistant] So I'm like, oh fuck, okay, so look at the collar, there's a number on the collar. And uhm, I think the dog's name, if I'm not mistaken, was uh, Rudy or Judy? Yeah, I think it was Judy.


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[Assistant] So call the lady and call the number lady picks up. Hello?


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[Assistant] Like, I'm out here walking in Poplar Grove and I found a dog, uh, called the number. It's like, oh, is that Judy? Damn it. Where you at?


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[Assistant] That happens every day. I'm in Pablo Grove. Uhm, I'm heading towards the parking lot. I'll try to get Judy to the parking lot. You know where that is? Yeah, I know where that's at. I'll meet you out there.


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[Assistant] Here, here I am with this damn dog, and I gotta get all the way back from the, the field in the back to the parking lot. Without a leash. Without a leash! And yeah, that was the most stressful thing. It's like coming up on other people with their dogs, and I'm just yelling at them like, as this dog's running. This is not my dog! I am trying to get this dog back to the parking lot!


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[Assistant] But yeah, well, you know, eventually got the dog back to the parking lot and this lady just, you know, overweight moomoo smoking a cigarette.


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[Assistant] You don't get out, you get in the back, get in the back of the truck, Judy. Come on, Judy.


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[Assistant] See, she looks at me as though, she gets out from time to time. Alright, I'm gonna head back.


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[Assistant] Probably, I'm, I'm worried about the dog, Judy or Rudy, whatever it was called. Yeah. Judy liked you though.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not getting a dog. If I got anything, it would be a kitten. Like a little cute little kitten. Well, they turn into cats, so.


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[Assistant] I'm good on cats now though, because I had new neighbors move in and they got a cat and it was, it was actually sleeping on my back porch this morning. There you go. It's, it's found like a little spot to curl up into my back porch. So I feel like it lives at my house. You give it extra love. Don't you? Yeah. Oh, I go out and pet her. She's cute. Dude, neighborhood cats are there.


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[Assistant] I feel bad though because like, I mean, it is an outdoor cat and they got, they do have a bell on it, which...


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[Assistant] Like sometimes we have uh, coyotes and shit come in our neighborhood. Yeah. It's like having a bill on it. It's just like, oh man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, sometimes they don't. Nope, it happens. Yeah, that's usually, same thing in my neighborhood, with the ducks. They'll be like, wow, this, this, you got ten little ducklings here.


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[Assistant] Every day. Yeah, and then every day it's like, well, that's seven. Five.


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[Assistant] Is there a doctor on the plane? Like 10 people stand up.


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[Assistant] I've played Microsoft Fight, Flight Simulator, does that count?


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[Assistant] Yes. I understand the physics. Just teach me how to put the wheels down. I think I can put it down. We're lowering the bar.


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[Assistant] Not fun. No, no one, no kid wants to look at the numbers. Boo. Yeah, boo. Fuck you Top Gun. Boo, boo, boo. Is that new Top Gun out yet?


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[Assistant] I mean, if I were a movie studio, I'd do the same thing. It's like, okay, we've made them. Let's just keep them in our pocket for when theaters are back.


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[Assistant] I did see that. And I want to see it in the theaters. I mean, yeaah. Me too. It looks like the stunts and everything are probably going to be fucking amazing. It's like yeaah, that's a big screen movie. Speaking of Tom Cruise.


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[Assistant] Kano was pretty funny. Thank god. Kano was funny. Okay.


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[Assistant] I swear to god. How the fuck do you turn Tetris into a movie?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But I mean Mortal Kombat already suffers from that issue of like there's a thousand characters.


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[Assistant] And that's, that's, it's tough to give a shit about anybody when there's like, there's a thousand characters that a movie introduces you in the span of like an hour and a half.


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[Assistant] But I mean, I can see that done also to introduce a good threat because you know, Goro is always, you know, kinda like the Hulk.


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[Assistant] You know, in, uh, the Marvel universe, in that, uh, in Infinity War, where, like, the first scene is Thanos beating the shit out of Hulk. So, okay, Thanos is a problem. Yeah. They didn't do it that way though.


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[Assistant] I watched the first episode and I was kind of bored during it because, yeah, that was me. It just seemed like every character was like way too powerful and there wasn't a lot of tension. See, I need a little bit of tension in my action movies. So, I'll explain it like this.


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[Assistant] It wasn't bad. It's like an Ant-Man movie. It's like, okay, this is alright. Oh.


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[Assistant] I like him. I remember him in the original Avengers movie. It was fun. He was on top of the building, like telling everybody where everybody's at and shooting people with bow and arrows. They call it out at least.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. Yeah, in the other Avenger movie, he does, they do acknowledge it. It's like, yeah, we're fighting a bunch of robots. I have a bow and arrow. This is stupid. They do. They know. Yeah, they absolutely know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm looking forward to Thor, Guardians of the Galaxy, like, uh, those last couple of those are great. Doctor Strange? Doctor Strange could be fun.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause yeaah, they announced like, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, it'll be out in 2023. It's like, oh, Jesus Christ, I even announced it right now.


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[Assistant] What's going on in my life? Oh, Simon, what's your dog coin at? Oh yeaah. You got some dog coin, don't you Simon?


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[Assistant] Yes, it's Doge. Gonna be a dog coin.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's ultimately, I mean, it's not gonna be worth what it is because it's an inflationary currency. Like, they could just print more of it if they want. Right. That's why everybody likes Bitcoin. Bitcoin, you can't print any more of it. It's like, there's gonna be 21 million of it and it's done.


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[Assistant] Dogcoin, I think right now, the original initial supply, it's like in the billions. There's like a ton of it.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, right now a lot of the, a lot of the shit's being mined in China, but that's changing.


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[Assistant] Well, and also the mining is going to go down, it's like, you're not, uhm, because mining is the, what, proof of, uh, work.


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[Assistant] So right now a lot of the systems like Ethereum right now has run off a proof of work system. That means, okay, people mine Ethereum, and they're gonna move to a proof of stake.


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[Assistant] Thing, which is like, you have to have Ethereum to, ehm, I guess approve a blockchain.


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[Assistant] So they're moving away from a lot of the mining stuff. I mean, you're still going to be able to mine.


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[Assistant] Okay. But, you know, you don't mind to get rewarded. But, not Ethereum. Yea, and again, like, it's, it's, it's a fucking, it's a complicated, just bleh. It's, I'm, I'm still trying to learn about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I guess we, yeah, we need to talk to Phelan. We need to talk to, uh, the venue.


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[Assistant] I've made it, fellas. Really? Yeah, Anthony sent me a text the other day, or actually this was yesterday, and he says, you're trending on TikTok.


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[Assistant] No, all it is is that old uhm, you guys remember that cartoon I made, the little bird keeps asking, you wanna see my pecker? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeaah, it's that old cartoon, and, uh, people are just, I guess, mimicking it, or re-dubbing it on TikTok, cause that's what you do on TikTok.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was cute. There's a couple of them that are like, people going back and forth at each other. I watched a few of them. I actually downloaded TikTok onto my phone. I feel dirty.


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[Assistant] TikToks can be fun. No, they can be. I've seen a lot of well edited, like, well done TikToks.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's been in production for a couple years now, but I think we're nearing the end of it. What type of animal is it gonna be?


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[Assistant] I don't wanna spoil it. Okay. I don't wanna spoil it. It's too much information.


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[Assistant] It's like, I kinda wanna, I mean, you know, it's fun to make fun of, but part of me wants to dive into it and create stuff on there just for fun, but I don't have time to do that.


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[Assistant] Well it takes some, well he did that not too long ago for a commercial you guys did. Yeaah. That he got involved in. And yeaah, it was, it was, yeaah, it was kind of like a blast from the past seeing, seeing old clean face Simon. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Different levels of crazy. I love your eyes. Big ol' puppy dog eyes. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Self-help you said? Is this still on the Hank and Jed channel? I think so. That would be very deep on the Hank and Jed channel.


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[Assistant] We need something fun in 2021, you know, when you look up fashion in the history books and they finally get to the 2021, 2020s. Oh, there we go, the monkey tail. How amazing would it be if


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[Assistant] I was like, she probably was like, I'm not changing my grade, and her, you know, fucking publicist, and everybody's like, NO!


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[Assistant] Right. Right now, like, I, well I feel like, one, Anthony brought this up, two, it's like nobody has the next-gen consoles yet, or if they're out, they're hard to find. That's true. Neve, some guy outside likes your truck. He said he had one too. Oh really? Back in 92. I got a, I got a, oh. Is it?


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[Assistant] But I think as far as games, I bet we'll get some more announcements soon that will, uh, like pad out the end of the year. Cause the end of this year, you're probably gonna have a lot of, uh, new games poppin' out.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. I'm not impressed by pretty anymore. Like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Here's what I really would love to see though, as far as like, uh, you know, we're talking about Battlefield 6. I, you know, Destruction Physics. Yeah!


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[Assistant] It makes me think of the Just Cause series. The Just Cause series was really big on destruction and physics. Yeaah. Like, that's a game where you could absolutely steal a plane and ram it into this giant, uhm, tanker and everything would blow up.


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[Assistant] Just Cause 4 came out a few years ago, but uh, there hasn't been one since.


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[Assistant] And they added tornadoes, that was pretty much it. You know what, I will say, because I actually played just a little bit of Just Cause 4 recently, they really, they played around a lot more of what you could do with the grapple in 4, but I get what you're saying, like graphically and kind of mechanically, it didn't feel much different, uh, it didn't feel really apart from each other.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, Sons of the Forest, I'm looking forward to just for us, uhm, because we, you know, we're always keeping an eye out for multiplayer survival games, and that's, I think, the one we're most excited about as a group.


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[Assistant] I believe it does, I believe that uhm, you are, you're bait, like the character you play this time is Timmy, and you're going back to, or you're going to a different forest area.


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[Assistant] But we'll see. I mean, that's, to me, the forest is so unique because it has, like, a narrative that you can follow in 4-player co-op that kinda works. Like, not a lot of 4-player co-op games do that.


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[Assistant] But it also has those base building elements and everything. Yeaah, it's a wonderful game. I love the forest. So I'm curious to see what they do with number two.


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[Assistant] Oh, a lot of humor, yea, the game does not take itself seriously, which is, yea, it's always a lot of fun. Oh, Subnautica Below Zero is gonna be finished hopefully this year. So that's another one to look forward to for survival games, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's kind of, it's kind of a drought. We're in a little gaming drought right now. The new consoles are out, and yeah, there's nothing, I'm trying to think just PS5, like there's nothing, there's that one Souls game that looks great, but there's nothing on there, I'm like, I have to get a PS5, and I have to play this now. Until like a God of War.


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[Assistant] pops up where it's like, or a new Ghost of Tsushima, like something that's on that platform that I'm like, I have to play it, I probably won't get one.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, yea. Stick together, try to survive, mow down zombies.


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[Assistant] Oh man, speaking of zombies, Dying Light 2 I think comes out this year. I'm really excited about that one as well.


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[Assistant] They announced, yea, they had a trailer, they had a trailer for a while ago, and I don't know why game companies do this. They'll release a trailer two years out. Like, come on man, just, you know, maybe


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, that's gonna be four player co-op. Yeaah. Yeaah, I'm really looking forward to that one. I wanna check, yeaah. I think that has a lot of potential.


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[Assistant] The first one, we never played the first one together, I would like to try that with you guys at some point.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean the graphics are great, fighting the zombies is visceral and like super intense. And some of the stuff you unlock, it just leads to a lot of fun. Like you eventually can unlock a skill where you can drop kick zombies. And so seeing your buddy come up and drop kick zombies like never gets old. It's just always fun.


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[Assistant] Tim, um, fuck, Tim. I know who you're talking about. Tim Schafer. Tim Schafer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they did an update, uh, an upgrade not too long ago, I believe. Yeah, a cult classic. Absolutely. In the gaming world, for sure. Good shit.


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[Assistant] Roguelike is what you call those games. So basically, yea, like every time you die, you start from scratch and you have to do another run and you get better and better each time, you upgrade more and more stuff. It's one of those, like, it can feel repetitive, but the brilliance of Hades is like they throw in so many powers and they mix so much shit up, it doesn't feel repetitive.


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[Assistant] It's like you're getting weapons, new weapons all the time and then on your weapons you're stacking like, alright, uhm, because the whole thing revolves around Greek gods. It's like, alright, you're, you're the son of Hades and you're trying to escape Hades basically, or trying to escape the Greek version of hell.


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[Assistant] And all the gods from Olympus are helping you out. So you might do one run where.


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[Assistant] Like, okay, I'm going to get Zeus to help me out, so I'm gonna power all my stuff with electricity and have all this powers, or I'm gonna get, uh, Ares that got a war to help me out, so all my attacks do more damage.


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[Assistant] So it's like that. It's really, really fun. It's really well done. The art style's gorgeous.


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[Assistant] And the voice acting's well done. Yeah, solid game. Can't praise it enough.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've never played, I only saw them play, it always took them so fucking long that I kinda, I have this odd hatred for that game based on that. They're still playing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was like, because the first time, you know, I was hanging out with them, went over to their house, I was like, oh yeah, we're in the middle of a game of Risk, and I swear to God, that thing went on for months.


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[Assistant] But I get what you're saying. He was like, I like blue. I'd like a blue car, but I want blue food.


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[Assistant] Cause we all know it's not true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I remember like, yeah, growing up for me, like there were definitely more white kids than black kids, but there was a good, that was like a handful of black kids and I was friends with a lot of them. We all rode the bus together and just cut up.


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[Assistant] I was very like, I was colorblind as a kid.


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[Assistant] I think no matter, no matter what group you choose in life, there's assholes in every


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[Assistant] I will say this, and I understand why people think Simon's faking it, especially now since we started playing Among Us. And our acting chops have really come out. I mean, we are putting on stellar performances. We're talking, we're making Schindler's List look like a goddamn sock puppet show at the public library.


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[Assistant] But we go audition for Tom Hanks or Martin Scorsese. He's like, you're in. Fuck this Daniel Day-Lewis guy. That's gonna be our reel. Yeah, it's just a bunch of like lying, lying in among us. But I love it.


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[Assistant] I hated it. Man, I, I, I was, I thought I was gonna burn this thing, but I'm glad I made that transition.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you talk about like, how, you know, just remembering everything from a lot of these games. Well recently I checked out Dual Universe, I got a code for that sent to me, and uhm,


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[Assistant] Boy the tutorial was like a mini tutorial of everything in the game, but took about 45 minutes. So there were more tutorials to like delve into and I was like, no, we're not playing this. No way.


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[Assistant] This was a college course. This was a college course that I took online. Yea, that game looks deep.


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[Assistant] My chill game right now is Watch Dogs Legion because I can go at my own pace and I, you can approach things several different ways.


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[Assistant] That's, that's, until I get, and, and I think I'm probably gonna get one, is a PS5. Cause I haven't bought Madden yet. Madden was usually my like. Oh, you're that guy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I watched our friend JackFrags play the new Spider-Man game. Miles Morales? Miles Morales? Yeaah. Which is not- That looks really good. It does look good.


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[Assistant] Okay, well I plan on buying reflection in the game, so. Right. Mirror.


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[Assistant] So hey guys, now we get to a shameless point of our podcast. Oh sure.


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[Assistant] Uh, holidays are just around the corner. You're gonna need to wear something fancy or buy something fancy for your loved ones. And what a better way to do that is, uh, we have ugly Christmas sweaters. Some people call them fancy.


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[Assistant] And knit hats that are through that same site, Rudy's Originals. And then, Freaker USA, we're doing socks and Freakers.


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[Assistant] I'll make you squirt. I'll make other people squirt. Alright, that's it. And the links to the products are in the description of this video. Of course they are. No pressure though. No pressure. No pressure.


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[Assistant] And not only that, but uhm, more original, I guess, content, or even more animation that we want to do. Like, you know, we're able to do duty calls, uhm, that's been a good thing, and you know, perhaps more animation down the pipe as well.


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[Assistant] No one has to let us make a movie. We can just make a movie. Yea, that's true. Simon and I have been talking about it. We do an animated feature again with what we know now. Yep. We could do it. We could. It's a cuticle vs. Syntag. Oh, Syntag.


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[Assistant] We could completely do it ourselves, and then, you know, if somebody wants to distribute it, great. If not, we can do it.


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[Assistant] We're gonna make a bicycle with a big wheel in the back and a small wheel in the front.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what's actually, like, probably the most redneck thing that I've done recently, uh, after the hurricane hit, we were in my neighbor, he's got a jeep too, we were dragging our trees and stuff out, uh,


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[Assistant] Probably is. Seems like it. Yea, load everything on the rail. Yea. Send it off. Alright, so what else do we talk about?


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[Assistant] Boots of the fur? I don't know why they would not work.


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[Assistant] The Science Museum here in town had a little space exhibit and part of that exhibit is, I guess, where the astronauts sleep. And that's one of the things on the side is, uh, it's basically a board with like magnets.


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[Assistant] I got sick last week, I was on my couch for four days, so I watched a lot of black sales. You must have enjoyed it. Uhm, I'm through the first two seasons.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I had no choice. I was on my couch for four days. Well, it was good enough, I hope. Yeah. No, it's a fun show. Good characters.


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[Assistant] Couple characters I don't like, I wish, like, oh, this, this really should have been a different actor. But overall, yea, solid, solid show. I like Black Sails.


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[Assistant] I, I mean, it's enjoyable. I was interested. Yeah, that's the what? The Jesse?


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[Assistant] Mustang alpha. Does that say 3 months of insurance? Most games.


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[Assistant] Yeah, go for it. Yep, yep, so. So wait, do you have to keep purchasing insurance on this ship and does that insurance cost real money?


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[Assistant] Yeah, as compared to being, you kind of have a hell of a


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[Assistant] You're talking like everyone knows what's going on. You got the email. You're the one that received the phishing email. So you go ahead.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be. It's so crazy. Keep stuff out. I mean, it must, it must be big money, big business for these guys to just keep on trying. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, otherwise why keep doing it? But yeah, it's, it's insane to me.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. But it turns out she just, come on. Yeah, okay, that was a fishy line. It's like, this game will bring you many emotions. Yup. Like, wait a minute. Somebody don't talk good. But I could see how that could be, uh, yeaah, you would read it as like, oh, it's just the PR person being funny.


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[Assistant] I also sent you guys another image. This was from like, when you're talking about broken English, this was from, I don't know, this was a lot of old Nintendo games. This was from the Ghostbusters NES game, when you beat it. When you beat that game.


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[Assistant] Conglaterational! Uh, you have completed a great game, and proved the justice of our culture.


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[Assistant] Now go and rest our heroes.


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[Assistant] There's so many NES games that were just, yea, made, made overseas, and they're like, we gotta translate this to like, you did it. It'd be fun if you were, you know, a politician.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what are they, what are they called? Like what is the tech, the technical name? Brushes!


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[Assistant] Say that again? Brushes. Brushes. Okay. I like whiskers better. Brushes. Whiskers is more fun. Whiskers, yea. I like that sound though. I like the whisker sound.


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[Assistant] On keys! Astro on keys. We got a pocket saxophone. What other pocket instruments can we add to this ensemble? We could call ourselves the Saxophiles.


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[Assistant] We can have them customized. We'll send them to a custom saxophone place.


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[Assistant] I've definitely seen videos on YouTube of somebody playing the theremin where I was kind of impressed by it. Yea, yea, I have too. It does exist out there, like someone got a beat going and they got a theremin and I'm like, oh shit, like this...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it'll be like Beat Saber. Mhm, but probably nowhere near, yeah.


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[Assistant] There's plenty of stock footage for sale out there, we can find some good stuff. Okay, okay.


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[Assistant] Three ladies dancing? Yeah. Wasn't that in El Sandito? There was one lady. Was it one lady? I remember three. Maybe, maybe it was the three guys. I'm getting the guys. Yeah, they shake their hands. They got the shaky hand. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, they had the handshake.


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[Assistant] No, we were going to Tucker Lake. We were like, no, I remember this because we were like, uh, we had just gotten off of I believe 595 or 40, like however you got to Tucker Lake.


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[Assistant] But we were like on, like on that back road on the way there and that came on. Yep.


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[Assistant] Cause I was driving. You were driving? I remember. Yea, just damn. Yea, we cranked it. We were on the Spanish station and this thing came on and we were like, what is this? And we just turned it up and we were bobbing our heads like, fuck yeaah. We liked this. It was a good find. Yea, it was a good find.


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[Assistant] That was a wonderful, I think, I think that might have been on a trailer. One of those Rockstar trailers, it was like, uh, it might have been just a trailer talking about the different radio channels, and one of them was like, eh, we have this channel, then beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, and I'm like, oh shit! That's my jam! I'm calling Nibs, Nibs!


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[Assistant] Where it looks like, it looks like he just got together and partied for a day.


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[Assistant] 45 players. Quite a bit smaller. Probably, it sounds more claustrophobic. I think prison. I think, you know, very tight spaces. On an island. Yeaah. And they do have- Okay, gotcha.


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[Assistant] I mean, you basically described like blue collar crime prison in this country. White collar.


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[Assistant] White-collar. Oh yea, well I'm sorry yea, white-collar crime, you know, tax evasion, shit like that. Like, we're gonna send you to prison, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know what, yeah, we're not, you know, you'll have three meals a day, you'll have a decently comfy bed.


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[Assistant] There was no excuse for Charlie Brown.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, they, they kind of, yeah, they went outside. They, well, they've done that several times in the past. They go outside their comfort zone. Like even Walt Disney, it's like, you know what? They did Snow White. They did kind of the fairy tales and then he was like,


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[Assistant] They were trying some other more fantastical stuff, did nowhere near as good at the box office.


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[Assistant] Oh, I watched, uh, I watched Alice in Wonderland recently with my daughter, like the old, uhm, Alice in Wonderland. Uh-huh. And yeah, so much of that movie just was like, the animators are just fucking off.


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[Assistant] Like, that's what this movie is. It's like, okay. Like, the story's nonsensical, and that's kind of the point of the story, but when you're watching it, it's just like, yeah, this was, this entire movie was an excuse for animators to fuck off.


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[Assistant] Like, what can we do? Let's, let's have a bunch of cards running around, they'll stack on each other, there'll be colors and those shapes and like over here, like, okay, this is fun to watch, but Jesus, I don't even know what's happening.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that didn't do anything. It's like that and the Willy Wonka Johnny D- Yeah, sometimes there's like, you know, you don't need to remake this stuff and make it worse. That's what's his face. Tim Burton? Tim Burton, yeah.


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[Assistant] And then you made the last Airbender. What were you doing? Let's take this beloved thing, this show that's full of so much heart and comedy and fun, and let's make it miserable.


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[Assistant] Show what? I mean, I've been keeping up with Mandalorian. That's been, that's been very entertaining.


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[Assistant] I feel like a lot of the, yea, there's been a couple of episodes where, like, the Mandalorian, you know, the, like, lasers just bounce off of him.


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[Assistant] And he'll just walk into a room full of stormtroopers. Yeah. But it's like, okay, he's taking 10 shots and then he just shoots all the stormtroopers. I'm like, there's no tension here.


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[Assistant] Like, if you're in a fight with stormtroopers, like, this needs to be a quick fight, and we need to move along with the plot, because stormtroopers are boring at this point.


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[Assistant] Like, no one's scared by them. And so anytime you're in a fight with stormtroopers, it's like, okay, just get it done. We know, we know how this ends, but there has been great moments. Uh, like the, the first episode with the big sandworm second episode has like these crazy spiders. There's been good moments of tension. Like the last episode I watched, he was like on top of this, uh,


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[Assistant] Mining truck. Oh yeaah. Yeah, it was getting chased by all these guys.


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[Assistant] Which is, yeaah, it's funny now, he's kind of involved in this universe. But yeaah, he did great. I mean, it's just like, ah, okay, Bill Burr's in a Star Wars show. Didn't see that coming, but I'm glad it exists.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's in there, he's kinda like, uh, he's sorta the main antagonist right now.


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[Assistant] I'm curious to see what Far Cry 6 is gonna look like.


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[Assistant] Hey listen, but I mean if you do enough of a deep dive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're disbanded so it's like oh, there's no one really to reach out to.


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[Assistant] Well, it's pretty great. That's a lot of show. I mean, even Mandalorian, there's been time, yeaah. Okay, come on.


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[Assistant] So yeaah. I can forgive a little boring. Yeaah. I can't forgive a lot of boring.


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[Assistant] No, god, that guy was kind of insufferable for me. I enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, it's super interesting. It's super- I just wish that guy were a little bit more eccentric or exciting. Yeah. Because like, what he's doing is so fascinating, developing this relationship with his octopus. But yeah, his personality is-


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[Assistant] I know he started with cyberpunk. I'm the only one out of the group even attempting to play cyberpunk, right? Yeaah, right now. Sounds it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Christmas morning was just like, you get up, you open presents, and then yeah, you just chill for the day.


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[Assistant] Be careful because all it takes is one extended family member who thinks like, it's just a sniffle. I don't need to tell anybody about this. Right.


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[Assistant] I feel like my ex-wife makes decent cinnamon buns better than cinnamon.


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[Assistant] That's right, and you know what, like, when I first tried it, I didn't like it.


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[Assistant] But now that I've seen all the stuff that's in there now, it looks great. Yeah?


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[Assistant] Seemed flaccid before, very like a flaccid, flaccid penis.


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[Assistant] That game I paid way more attention to getting shots while other scenes were going on or while we were like traveling than any other game because like I know in arc


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[Assistant] He wasn't even landscaping, he just threw mulch out there. Because yea, it's a curveball, it made no sense.


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[Assistant] You know, sometimes that, that we have, or we look like certain people, like celebrities or something like, Absarow will get like, James Hetfield a lot.


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[Assistant] Or I'll get Jason Statham. But I just noticed, Neebs, you have a new doppelganger. If you were to grow a very nice beard, you would look like, uh, Dustin Johnson, golfer who just won the Masters. Oh really?


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[Assistant] Now, now, Duralius, I noticed that you look like a much better version of the lead singer from Romstein. I've heard this more than any buddy for years. This guy looks like he's been through some, like, lots of meth.


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[Assistant] It's like Duralius and Herman Munster had a baby.


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[Assistant] So what do we start off talking about? I don't know, but real quick, real quick, real quick, since we mentioned golf, uhm, I've been golfing a lot at this little par 3 course. Would you guys like to come golfing with me sometime? I would love to, I'm already on.


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[Assistant] I go with three clubs. I go with a putter, pitching wedge.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be some sort of a name. That's a million dollar idea, Nibs. I don't know why you just gave it out on our podcast.


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[Assistant] Some sort of weird steampunk invention now. Where you got strings and...


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[Assistant] His wife probably let him go and left him for that shot. Oh, right, right.


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[Assistant] I think that that felt that right now that that's a sad moment for you.


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[Assistant] No, it's funny. No, it's not. I mean, it's funny to me because you guys are losers, but. The point of it was to, but we've all been on Comedy Central, but like sometimes the limo would go around.


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[Assistant] Yeah, call him Sam. Call him Sam. Because here's the thing, uh, our community, they're the VIPs, you guys are losers. We're suckers.


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[Assistant] What, steal someone? You're getting the name wrong, Apsro. It's NGL. We changed it from that stupid ass name, remember? Whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wasn't part of that either and it sounded very interesting. For stunt training?


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[Assistant] Ha! That's what I'm talking about. Wait, what are we?


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[Assistant] My chest, yeah? Uh, do I have any wily, wily hairs like Duralius? Maybe. Uh, you'll have to, you'll have to subscribe to my OnlyFans. To see. Just close up these wily hairs.


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[Assistant] It doesn't even have to be naked. Yeah, you can show them your feet. It's like Aldi Pornhub.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know for for you Simon, I would want to see more than just the sandwiches me too because honestly


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[Assistant] It was like, uh, It was like x-rated sign language.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I was curious. I was curious what you guys were doing this year. Thanksgiving blows to me. It really does. Uh, I don't care for turkey. I think I've voiced this. I like it sliced on a sandwich, but that's about it. Uh, my sister is insisting on still making a turkey even after I've voiced that, so.


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[Assistant] But sometimes you have to go to these family events and deal with family that you don't necessarily want to be around.


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[Assistant] Well, well, one thing that I enjoyed doing-


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[Assistant] Yeah, one thing that I enjoy doing in these situations is making those people feel uncomfortable. Because that's my, that's my, that's my entertainment for having to deal with their sorry asses. How do you do that?


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[Assistant] There was a bit of a racist conversation between some, uh, some people who were considered Christians, uh, who, in, who are, have been married, like, it's married, like, in-law type people. And so, they, they made a very derogatory comment and all agreed, and I'm


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[Assistant] Me not being a very godly person, I just said, do you think that's what Christ would think?


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[Assistant] You still shut up. It was a very, very uncomfortable moment for them, but such a happy, heartwarming moment for me that I made them feel terrible.


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[Assistant] Like, I was driving down the road. I think I just got done like working out or something. I was just like tired and spacing out. And I see this truck coming towards me and there's a dog sticking out of it. Like, you know, like a dog does, a big old dog.


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[Assistant] I didn't, I didn't even notice he was driving. Hey! But, now I wanna wave to all dogs. Fuck yeaah.


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[Assistant] But watching how something's edited doesn't have anything to do with how they game. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh, I love seeing our mayor now. Like, uhm, cause I've met him a few times. He's a decent guy, but he's actually got a contender this year. Devin Scott. And I don't know if you know him. He's a really, he's a good dude. I've known him for a long time. Yeah. Super smart guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, there's, there's like, there's contracts. We're not getting into that, but seeing those two together, you can just tell that Sappho's over it. You don't want to be mayor anymore.


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[Assistant] Well last time I sat by him at a bar, I'm not calling him out for all I know he didn't know, but I know he did. The dude across the, right on the other side of the picnic table was in the back of my friend's bar and lit up a joint, you know, we're just all talking to the mayor drinking and stuff and there's a joint being, you know,


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[Assistant] Of course. It's fun. It's nostalgic for me, for sure.


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[Assistant] What a manipulator. How do we call him out? We did.


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[Assistant] Punchin' for peace! You ever seen him do like a, just a regular interview?


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[Assistant] That would actually be like one of those, uhm, like, uh, what's the Rhett and Link show called again? Mythical Morning? Good Mythical Morning, yeah. Like that's one of those videos, uh, what are the five best fast food mic systems, speaker systems, like, you know, I could see the video being done on that, you know?


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[Assistant] Especially if you're throwing up a new facility, if it's a new, like a new Chick-fil-A or whatever, like you would think, why wouldn't it be state of the art?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we don't need to use these. Chick-fil-A's got it worked out though, that when they have the person out there, with the, uh,


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[Assistant] Kanye's got a song about Chick-fil-A on his latest album that just came out last week. Something about Chick-fil-A. Apparently he found Jesus, didn't he?


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[Assistant] They are done for. The beginning of last year.


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[Assistant] These are, these are, uhm, rainbows. Those are rainbows, wow! They're rainbows made of hemp. You've, okay, so you've been smoking them. No, it's the, it's how I walk. Yeah, you've got issues.


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[Assistant] I do. My, my big toes obviously take the majority of the weight. It's pretty clear because I've got holes right where those...


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[Assistant] I think it's just how I walk. Cause it was like when I was in the, uh, Marine Corps, my boots wore a particular way too.


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[Assistant] You guys kept your feet. You remember when we were in, uh, New York Comic Con, and I don't know who I was with, I don't know if we were all together, but there was a runner, a jogger.


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[Assistant] And I also know that it has absolutely exploded in China.


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[Assistant] The tiny balls like you, that's all I could ever do.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. It's, if it, if it's... Calorie wise. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] He knows what he's doing. I mean, that is... Dude, that's like crack, man. I gotta introduce you to Toby Domino. Toby Domino, huh? Mhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah. As he should be. Damn McCoys! The Domino Sugar Guy as well.


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[Assistant] They were watching whoever he was, that one son, you know what I mean? Keeping an eye on him, cause sometimes, ehh, and sure enough, he had that one shot, or one drink that put him over and he was just, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Oh yea, they were, he wanted to kill his father. That's beautiful.


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[Assistant] Made me think, like I remember uhm, when we talked about Sea of Thieves before it was out, I was convinced in my head that I was gonna go all on the pirate voice. And I'm sure that episode I was in, uh, that I did. And now you guys are about 50-50.


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[Assistant] I'm hardly. Not me. You're about 50-50, Astro.


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[Assistant] When, uh, when it came out on PC, when GTA V came out on PC.


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[Assistant] The best part though, it's free! Raid Shadow Legends has everything you would want in an RPG, an incredible storyline, awesome graphics, giant boss fights, my favorite PvP, and hundreds of champions to collect and customize. I myself unlocked this epic champion, Galec. Uh, he's a lot like me, he's green, he's huge, I'm neither, but Galec's awesome!


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[Assistant] Once again, thanks to Raid Shadow Legends for sponsoring this portion of the video. Now, on to business.


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[Assistant] There should be a like zombie and a subscribe zombie. And here's the thing, no.


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[Assistant] Simon's got a kill, both of them. We pointed out during an episode, Simon, that's the like zombie over there. You go get him, everybody's got a kill.


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[Assistant] But the subscribe zombie, that's like a, that's like the tourist or a big mama. He starves cause Simon's already been eaten.


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[Assistant] I don't care. Something even beyond a Simon score that we used to do years ago, when we would do, uh, Duralias and Associates, our animated series, we would take notes on, you know, which cuts we liked the best. It was like, oh, well, which don't want to star. And then it turned into like, yeah, the witch donkey was the highest mark that it takes.


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[Assistant] That just might be a moon. And the okay ones were just like either stars or moons.


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[Assistant] Especially the military zombies, like you figure if I'm looking at a zombie that's got a helmet on and camo and some armor, I want to kill him and get it.


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[Assistant] Why, why, yeah, why? And put loot inside of him. Yeah, if I want a big white moo moo, I should be able to go out and kill a fat mama and take her.


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[Assistant] And I know on the right hand side of that menu screen, if you hover over the lock, it tells you what level you need to be and what like you might need a four in intellect. The map looks way better though.


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[Assistant] Which is crazy because, uh, a lot of the neighborhoods that are being built around, uh, this area, all the houses look exactly the same. It's like an army base.


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[Assistant] Now I wonder if bag drops are more frequent if you level that perk up. That's what I'm starting to think too.


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[Assistant] We need, we need to hire security for you guys, like. Probably. Just in real life. Yea. I'm good. They'd come after you.


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[Assistant] There are a couple locations that are already built that I want to explore the idea of.


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[Assistant] I really enjoyed my build in the, uh, right near the hibachi place, but I'd have to say my favorite was, uh, with Simon's glass house.


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[Assistant] That makes food, like in her mouth, like she'd like chop up things in her mouth and spit it into a bowl. She like made like stuffing. Cooking with mama bird. Yeah, just like really proper and British. But yeah, it's super


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[Assistant] Why in the world did we go back into Minecraft?


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[Assistant] Well, I understood why, and I was like, I'd go back and see it, but to go and jump in...


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[Assistant] But you, Thick. Yes. I think that if you were to really, really enjoy it and like it, I think you would have a very hard time telling people the truth, and you'd always go back on this whole, ah shit, it's shit.


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[Assistant] How pathetic is that? I was like, probably like, I don't know, like you're in 3rd or 4th grade and me and my friend Richie Torres, we love-


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[Assistant] Sorry for your pickle. It was an old pickle here, it was a garnish. Anyway, your story. Oh no, I was just, back to mine.


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[Assistant] You know what, uh, yeaah, you were absolutely right. Because it's the learning curve and the simp- and it's even easier to play. It's just that I'm getting so frustrated.


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[Assistant] I think for some reason I'm gonna remember more and that's a stupid thing to think.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna be playing again, I'm changing my attitude towards gaming.


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[Assistant] At least this week. It means that, uh, like in Minecraft and in any other game that we're going to be playing regularly, there will be, and there has been for a few weeks more often than not notes next to me and I'm taking more notes because I need to have it. No matter what.


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[Assistant] Uh, dance lessons. But that might be exactly what they want to do. Or you could make, uh, sandwiches. That too. Plant trees. Yep.


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[Assistant] Now let's leave that too. God, don't you guys try to listen to what you're saying? I got a fun story. Yes, you do. It's nothing, it's nothing crazy.


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[Assistant] And that's at the age, like, where you can go like, alright, four, like at three, four, you're right on the cusp of like, I wanna kick you.


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[Assistant] And the new original series, The Dark Crystal, Age of Resistance, returns to the world of Thra, with an all new adventure based on the Dark Crystal Jim Henson's groundbreaking 1982 feature film, The Dark Crystal,


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[Assistant] Wanna stop looking at em. That kind of a thing.


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[Assistant] So the world of Thra is dying, and the crystal of truth is at the heart of Thra, a source of untold power, but it is damaged, corrupted by the evil Skeksii, and a sickness spreads across the land.


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[Assistant] When three gelfling discover the horrifying secret behind the Skeksis power, they set out on an epic adventure to ignite the fires of rebellion and save their world.


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[Assistant] The characters in The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance will be voiced by a star-studded cast including Mark Hamill, Simon Pegg, Taryn Edgerton, Andy Samberg, Kate McKinnon, Helena Bonham Carter, Natalie Dormer, Eddie Izzard and more. So watch The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance now streaming on Netflix.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. But if you liked the other, I mean I'm just drawn into it. I remember watching the other one when I was a kid. Oh yeaah, no I was a kid too. It's old.


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[Assistant] It's peanut butter. And pickles. Peanut butter and pickles. You know, I saw, uh, one of those, you know, those videos that, um, pop up on your feed and it'll be like, you know, it'll show you 10 interesting things, whatever. Like one of these things, I don't know what the category was, but one of the things was you take a piece of coal.


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[Assistant] And then you put peanut butter on the outside of the coal. Okay. And then, and then they show the dish with, I'm sorry, a bowl with ice in it. And then they throw the peanut butter thing on that and then they cover it with ice. And then it says 24 hours later.


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[Assistant] Then you, you take it off and then you, I guess you clean underwater, you clean the peanut butter off of the coal.


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[Assistant] And you know what? And that's what, that's why you're a narcissist. Just because it's good for you means it should be good for everybody else. But if I put something really disgusting in my mouth and I, and I, and I almost want to throw up.


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[Assistant] And I slammed it with him right there and right in the middle of, uh, a bar packed with people just standing.


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[Assistant] And then we show up and we laugh. And you think that what you think is funny is the dread that the people feel. That's what you think is funny. Like for me, for me, what I would see is I would, it would be dread. It would be dread, despair, uh, fear, all those things that you just think are funny. I think it's good for you.


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[Assistant] I mean, of course it would take a lot of time and money and people would have to care about it, but I'm just surprised that they've, they've not come across this market of a, let's not make it for the old folks because it's interesting. It's about entertainment on the water. You have good food, good drink, and you're on the water and you're going up and down the coast.


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[Assistant] But I think it's an option, and I'm surprised that there isn't a commercial thing out there that's, that's cooler. At least.


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[Assistant] But even the metal stuff, like, I mean, I like, I like a lot of aspects to a lot of music, especially seeing them, but I'll always find, I'll usually find something, even if it's a type of music I don't like, I'll find something I like about it, which is nice.


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[Assistant] They should have scared us. See, that'd have been funny. That'd be a good prank. But what was funny was, to me was, then you just hear them just drunk laughing, right? And then you're like, and they're like maybe 15 feet away and they think it's the most hysterical thing that we didn't see them because they're so drunk that they don't realize it's very easy to not see them.


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[Assistant] The reason why that's a good prank is when somebody tells you that that's probably not good for them unless they know for a fact that it's okay.


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[Assistant] You didn't, when you drove around that day, as soon as you saw that panic, or did you let it sit for like a minute? Like a minute maybe. That's a lot of panic.


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[Assistant] Maybe, I don't think that's good for them. That's when you go, oh shit. But see, I tell you things. Let's stop.


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[Assistant] Well, I'd like to see somewhere in a book where it says, Neebs is right when this happens, just like the duck thing with the digestive stuff. I'm gonna start a list. Well, then there you go. Okay. Start a list and put it on the, on the web. On the world wide web.


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[Assistant] I think it's great, and that's one of the things that, like, it's been fun to hear you die. It's been fun to hear you kinda like bitch, and then, I mean, but it's good because it's nice that this kid game, it's hard. The master has not mastered it yet.


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[Assistant] Right, you were angry, you were impatient, you were making dumb mistakes and you were getting killed.


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[Assistant] Thank you for watching, listening. Some people watch. Some people just sit there and they watch the footage that's there.


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[Assistant] No, I don't know. I was kidding. It was just a stupid joke.


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[Assistant] We can do it with Fall Guys, yea. Throwing us under the bus, actually.


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[Assistant] Remember, I'm short. Oh, nice try. Nice try. At least you have people to hang with.


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[Assistant] You got a backhoe. I'd make a cave if I had a yard. Backhoe. What about it? Perfect. Oh, is that? That was a joke? Yeah, that's an actual piece of equipment.


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[Assistant] Nope, it's all about the thing that you decided to get.


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[Assistant] So what kind of dog is it, again? They think she's mostly Plot Hound, which is actually the North Carolina state dog, but I'm sure there's something else there too, so. That's great, that's fantastic. The little nugget. How's it been? Oh, after uh, the Hell Week, well, Hell Week was mostly because I got sick the night I got her, and you know, she's uh,


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[Assistant] But she snugged with me, uh, pretty good. And she was also dealing with the worms, so the runny shh-shh-shh-shh-poops? Poops? Right, runny poops. She couldn't really control, so it was just, uh, the first few days sucked.


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[Assistant] Back to solid poops. So the worms are gone. Worms are gone, man. I got scared for a minute. How nasty.


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[Assistant] Is it not to, just to get the gross out of the way, anyone dealt with the worms thing?


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[Assistant] Silver lining is, worms are gone! We got a clean puppy. Yay!


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[Assistant] And uh, the one she coughed out yesterday, just with a little bit of that throat foam.


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[Assistant] And she's tiny. She's way smaller than I thought she'd be. Yep. Yep. She's a little nugget. For sure.


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[Assistant] The first few nights, cause she's got some, uh, little bit of separation anxiety going on, uh, there was some, some yipping, and I got the crate next to the bed. You know what? So I just talk her through it. She doesn't have separation anxiety. No, she follows me everywhere and she whines if I'm in a different room. She's just weak.


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[Assistant] Yep, but uhm, but then she's freezing and doesn't know why after.


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[Assistant] Because she's wet. Because of the water. Yeah. Mmhm. Yeah. Spoiler. Yeah. But uh, she's fun. She'll watch full TV. Like she'll just stare at the screen and take it all in.


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[Assistant] I wanna watch it. I don't know. Over three hours, whoo, heard some frickin' work of art and they did so much age work, the digital age, because like 70% of the movie, they're younger than they are now in the movie. So it was a big to do and none of the big studios, you know, were on board. Netflix was, that's why it happened. Wow.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, it's getting a theatrical release, but then it'll be on Netflix, but it's funded completely by Netflix. That's awesome. They provided almost everything he wanted. And it was, it's crazy to me that considering the name Scorsese, considering Pacino, De Niro, how he didn't get like, who the fuck do you have to be?


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[Assistant] True. But because it's them, you kinda, yeaah. And they pulled Pesci out of retirement essentially, like they had to talk him into it. Cause he's- He gives a shit, he's mediocre anyway.


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[Assistant] Early movies probably did very well box office-y.


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[Assistant] I mean Marvel's done a great job, but. Yea, what they've accomplished is absolutely insane.


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[Assistant] The amount of layers, that's the impressive part. The connection between all of it is just insane. It's so many characters and so many little tidbits of crap that would be easy to mess up.


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[Assistant] The idea may be behind it. Maybe. Who knows. Bring it back to Emily. Ada and his lady, they watched Emily for a day this weekend. I saw the video.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was very cute. But uh, tell you what, her favorite toy didn't make it back with her.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. What do you think happened? Think they stole it. That's what I think.


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[Assistant] That's ridiculous to watch her play with, kinda. Have you called the authorities? I wanted to see what you guys thought.


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[Assistant] Did they say that to you? No. What? No? Okay. I can just picture them two chewing on it right now.


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[Assistant] I love, I just love hearing the big dogs loving little shit, Emily. Uhm, he was saying that, uh, cause, you know, puppies crash so hard and sleep so hard, and when they're playing hard, you know that she's crashing hard, so. But their dogs, or one of them would always like peek around the corner and say, is she awake yet?


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[Assistant] I know it. That's cute. So yeaah, we might not have Ada with us much longer since he'll be in jail.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well maybe we should talk about Skillshare. I think that's a great


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[Assistant] I'm very bossy. Yeah, it's always good to learn. It's good advice to be bossy about, I suppose.


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[Assistant] Part of their, like, baboon tribe? Oh really? Baboons got a dog? Yeah, they have, they, they basically hold, they have like slave dogs.


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[Assistant] That they use for like uhm, for alerting, like yeaah. But they don't treat them great, but they're, it's like they're dogs.


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[Assistant] So, they learned that. That was not instinct for them to learn how to...


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[Assistant] I love hearing different accents say different words like, like democracy. Democracy.


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[Assistant] Like if you, uh, you gotta, your brother lives on the north side.


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[Assistant] It's the new frontier. That's the scary part, I think, is the claim that will happen. And it's gonna be, cause back when land was being claimed back then, obviously, uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, different countries took it, or whatever, or like, this is mine, this is, whatever. But these days, it's gonna be like corporate claim, like off the fucking bat. It's gonna be disgusting.


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[Assistant] That's gotta tell you something though. Go ahead, Simon. Oh no, that's gotta tell you something. Okay, how about this then? Uhm, Mars out. Like, we're not going to Mars. Right, okay, good, thank you. But!


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[Assistant] And it's very realistic that we will be able to, uhm, go to space. Right? And back in our lifetime.


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[Assistant] No, she's not gonna be here in 30, but uh, should you decide to go in 10? I don't know, man. The health-wise? Reverse 8.


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[Assistant] I think, you know, where's that end? Where does it stop? You know, when it's humans, is it now weird?


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[Assistant] I mean, getting rid of, uhm, you know, imperfect, uh, Right, diseases. Diseases and all that stuff, those flaws and genetic flaws, that's one thing. Cloning the best football player is another thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely. Thank you. I think we can all agree on that.


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[Assistant] Let's not be making a bunch of raptors. Nah, triceratops, but you know that's a gateway drug right there. One triceratops is gonna lead to four raptors. I would go for a brono. A brono would be cool.


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[Assistant] No, that's very dangerous. Well, it's, it's not like we're leaving it out in the mall. It's dangerous too. Yeah, okay. Not kid rides.


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[Assistant] So now, I mean, if that were the case, and that was much more common, uhm,


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[Assistant] I picture the Matrix man with all the bodies, like I just picture all these little chicken breasts with tubes in them.


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[Assistant] And you couldn't say like chorizo is so loaded with spices that you don't even know what you're eating at that point. So having the chicken just as is, that would have been impressive.


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[Assistant] And didn't Ryan Gosling just do it like a astronaut movie? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Hey, speaking of Watchmen, Don Johnson back. He's great. Yea, he does good. Fuck, he looks good, dude. He aged well.


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[Assistant] I feel like he's a, he's a very good looking old man. He's like, uh, he's a really nice guy. I met him on Eastbound and Down, but uhm, yeaah, he's a big part of Watchmen. Miami Vice. Miami Vice.


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[Assistant] Well, we pitched Duralius. They didn't think it was, uhm...


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[Assistant] I know it's always been the goal of any new show, like, is to grab the attention, but you think these days, that's like...


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[Assistant] You gotta get him in the pilot. There's too many options to move on to and you're just, you'll never


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[Assistant] Yes. Okay. Yeah. Where'd he go? He was just here. He's outside doing stuff. Oh. And he said he's gonna eat through the... Yeah, he brought his lunch. Yeah. Instead of eating lunch at normal lunch time, he brought his lunch. And I... Who does that? Simon, all the time.


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[Assistant] I think I heard that. Is that? I wonder, cause I use SmileDirectClub, I know they're not a sponsor, but I've been using them and I wonder if they 3D print there?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll bring my teeth next time and read my comments. I won't. Okay. Uhm, but no, I've been wearing, I wear them at night, like when I get home. And during the day, when I'm not here. Do they hurt? No. Are they working?


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[Assistant] Because I do have a few complaints, like some of the, uh, the liners that they give you that you have to put in to wear every week, sometimes they'll cut your gums up a little bit. Dude. So, I mean, you just have to buy some dental wax and, you know, put it on the edges. And then, like, there's been one or two of the liners that don't fit just right.


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[Assistant] It's pretty, well, during the stream I was playing the campaign. I was having a great time. Oh yeah? Yeah. I mean, because it just, it presents you with scenarios that you have to defeat. Yeah. And it gives you a certain amount of points. Yeah. It's a wonderful game. I love it.


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[Assistant] Deathbone. I like it. I feel like somebody's probably already using it. I'm probably. Deathbone.


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[Assistant] You know, they have to transport it from, like it's a bit, have you seen, I have seen these things. It's like a big square with like a 3D printed bar in the middle, and it just runs back and forth. That's how they work.


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[Assistant] All right, Apsro, you're next. Yeah, sure, I can go. Here's a comment from Cody Mercer that says, Hey guys, without getting too personal, I was just curious if you guys have other jobs or if you all support yourselves through the channel. I'm not asking how much you guys make or anything, I simply love your videos and I hope you're all living comfortably with YouTube. Please address and comment on comments. Simon, for president.


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[Assistant] Hey. And yes, we, uh, managed to make out a meager living, uh, with this YouTube channel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, between YouTube and Patreon and merchandising and now PLGX tickets, it is like, yeah, we're, uhm, you have, if anyone ever wants to start a YouTube channel, that's why I wanted to bring this up, uh, for those young, budding YouTube entrepreneurs out there, always diversify your income. Don't ever just rely on one source, because that's part of the secret to success on YouTube.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know who you are. Yeah, you guys allow us to do this. And we thank you for it. Not you though, over there. We're still here, I see you.


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[Assistant] Next comment is from Aqua D that says, uh, Hey Neeps Gaming, I need more than one episode a week of The Forest. Longer episodes will suffice. So if you could help me out, that would be great. Thank you in advance. Yours truly, all the subscribers. You're in luck. Yeah, you are. You're in luck because we're not gonna do that.


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[Assistant] Next comment is from Gabriella Lopardo that says, uh, this is in the forest. Do the tree stumps go away over time? The base is coming along great, but the stumps do not look good. Hashtag invested. Yes, you can, uh, you can destroy the stumps in the forest. Oh. And, uh, actually, I believe by doing that, uh, if I'm not mistaken, the stumps actually attract cannibals.


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[Assistant] My last comment is from Subject Crow that says, uh, so glad this channel exists. I've been laid up in the hospital for a week now, and it always helps when I see a Neibz Gaming notification.


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[Assistant] Something nice. Something, yeah, like a Corona. Ooh, we're drinking fancy tonight, guys. Lime and Peterfurt. Beer with a fruit in it? That's fancy. Ooh, it's summertime, the Lining Kugels summer shandies are coming out. Lime and Kugels. Mmm, I like them Lining Kugels now. So drinks on Casey tonight. Cheers. Cool. Cheers. Thank you, Casey. I like that. So the chapstick and the alcohol. Mmm. Together at last.


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[Assistant] So. No, I love the way that uh, first video ended. It was perfect.


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[Assistant] Do not like either or. Yep, but. Tomatoes are easy enough to scrape off. Sour cream, yeaah, that can get in the way.


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[Assistant] No, maybe it's like three or four, I don't know. But you can adjust it in the menu. But that would make something like Capture the Flag way more fun if you could actually shoot at each other. I agree. And bring each other down. That element would be better.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because, uh, when you put a video on YouTube, I guess they search your keywords and search your conversations and titles and go, oh, maybe this, this, uh, video is about DUI, so let's, let's put, uh, DUI attorneys in front of it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Are they making teeth? I don't see the other way. I think so. Or is it teeth or braces or people saving money with dental work in 3D printers? Makes sense.


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[Assistant] Then I thought to myself, wait, I like how smooth and round the edges of my fingernails are. Maybe I'll do this all the time. And then today when I was in the bathroom, I noticed there's nail clippers in our office bathroom. And I'm like, I cut my nails maybe once every three weeks. Who's keeping nail clippers in here? Like, you can do that at home, right?


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[Assistant] Josh, you got a tough act to follow, you better up this story a bit. Two Tardigrade shirts. Two Tardigrade shirts. Two, not one. Two pop-up books. I'm about to have two Tardigrade t-shirts. It's already ten times more interesting than it is, right?


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[Assistant] Isn't, they're amazing, they can be amazing. It's a cool copy book table, like, you know. Isn't Raven kind of a long book, though? How long is that book?


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[Assistant] Well, because it was unavailable for them. Yeah, exactly. For all of them. Yes.


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[Assistant] And don't forget 3D printing. Right, 3D printing is so important these days. Yep. Resin, that's a key word. Plastic. Yep.


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[Assistant] There's several out there, I'm sure. Bonehome. Why?


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[Assistant] I don't know, I feel like there'd be a good E.T. collab in there. When you said Paul Barker, I just heard, Come on down!


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[Assistant] I'm looking at a news article that says, this startup is building houses with the world's biggest freeform 3D printer. Wow. I've heard of that.


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[Assistant] A guy named Platt moved himself and his family from Montgomery, Alabama to Chattanooga. So, this is like a southeastern kind of thing. Oh wow. Yeah, I was just curious.


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[Assistant] But also, in that transition stage, cause this is what we do now, there were many, many, many years, we were working our regular jobs and doing this at night.


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[Assistant] Welcome to the Timid Kitchen.


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[Assistant] Speaking of metal bones, I flew not too long ago, and if you guys remember last time we flew out of Wilmington, most of us got searched, and every time I go, when you go through the machine that shows the image of the human, there's a bullseye right on my groin again.


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[Assistant] What's going on there? I think those TSA agents are abusing their power over there.


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[Assistant] Sure. Am I cutting somebody off? No. Do it. And then we'll talk to our next sponsor.


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[Assistant] So I didn't bring any comments, but I did bring a letter from someone who sent us something. I won't read the whole letter, I'll just tell you who it's from.


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[Assistant] That was a very kind letter though, and it's from, uh, uh, Russell Spaceman D.W. There you go. That's the letter, and what he did was made us a knees gaming mouse pad, and it's got our Battlefield friend characters on it, it's got Cooter, it's got a picture of us at YouTube, it's got the


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[Assistant] That's too bad, you just got a couple of tardigrade shirts and a pop-up


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[Assistant] So, my next, uh, thing I got in the mail was from Casey Lewis. Casey made us, and we posted this I think on Instagram the other day, a whole box of Niebz Gaming chapstick. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Not only that, Casey sent us like, there's like 60 dollars here and it says, you know, like, go grab a drink on Casey. Cheers, Casey.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I rolled it out so far so I could smell it better because it smells so good and it fell off in the carpet. Ugh. And it was sleep time, you know, when you're a kid they make you sleep in class at a certain time, like nap time. You just had a little, like, penis looking nub hanging out in the carpet by you? Yep, a little wax.


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[Assistant] Pink tube on the carpet and I'm like, man, what am I gonna do? How am I gonna hide this?


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[Assistant] But it's not, according to the statistics. I almost got hit by a train, uh, driving. Did you? Recently?


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[Assistant] In the next scene, you're pulling off a piece of paneling in the roof at night. You come down via rope to erase it. So in the morning, you're free and clear. This can't be known. Anyway, it was a dumb story.


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[Assistant] I love guacamole. Thicc was pretty gracious though. He's like, yeah, this, you know, I asked for this. And she's like, oh, he's like, no, I'll just scrape it off. I just pictured him throwing a sandwich.


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[Assistant] I mean, character, what do you call it? Customization. Yea, that's coming. I don't know why that's not a thing yet. It's coming.