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[Assistant] I would want to do that to be like, just have a drive in, if you rent a drive in theater for a day and just be like, we'll have tailgates and we all just watch this movie. And I mean, I don't think you have that many people. You just kind of keep it kind of like tight and then like where have we.


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[Assistant] Dinner, we're eating lunch and dinner out here and we're watching eight movies. And that would be the funnest thing ever. Yeah, it'd be fun. It was fun.


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[Assistant] William Shatner, like, I mean, you're, I don't know if anybody thinks about it. I think he could have been the most famous person. Like he's, he's up there.


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[Assistant] Dude, the fact that the most famous Halloween movie is his, a mask of his face. I don't think people know that that's him. I don't, but like, it's one of those that you...


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[Assistant] That you sneak in and you start talking to him and like his name just comes up more and you're like...


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[Assistant] You are in your that's your face that's him first thing in the morning yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, he's going up in some spaceship with, uh, yeah. William Shatner? Yep.


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[Assistant] Still doing it. I mean, it's just like, kind of like, he's just a dude that was like, I guess, I mean, Star Trek was, I didn't ever watch Star Trek. Uh, but Star Trek was the biggest thing on earth. And so that made him big.


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[Assistant] But so it's like, but it's crazy just to think he weirdly came at a good time.


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[Assistant] The idea that you're like, where does that mask come from? And you're like, Oh, that's actually William Shatner's face. You'd be like, that's pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy. And you're like, he was, so when they made this, he was the biggest.


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[Assistant] I bet people, I bet there's people that go, god, it reminds me of William Shatner.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, I wonder if people really thought that. That's not a good picture of him. No, it's not. It's a great picture of him on the right. Yea, he's on the left.


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[Assistant] I'd get an app. Thanks. Yeah. Toothbrush, we had a dentist. Yeah. And he would always give toothbrush.


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[Assistant] I don't think it happens in New York, but I think in California, definitely. I mean, I think you could go to some places and you're like, it's all like...


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[Assistant] Grown candy or something. They, you know, it's pumpkin seeds or it's something weird. And you're like, uh, you know, everything's from Trader Joe's.


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[Assistant] And it's just some awful candy. And they're like, I bet, oh, we, I would love to go. Would you ever go to a good neighborhood?


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[Assistant] And they, uh, it would be, yeah, we'd go to, uh, there's a, there's a neighborhood here, Brandy One Point. And that was a big one to go to. And, uh, cause it was like where all the like rich people lived. And I mean, there, you know, it's like, then you go there and they give you like a full candy bar. I always think that's what you want to give. Cause you're like, I was such a big deal.


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[Assistant] To be like, dude, they give you a full candy bar. That's so crazy. But now you get so much candy.


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[Assistant] I would say because Starburst is kind of surprising. I think Starburst is one of my favorite candies.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it sounds like the most thing that was sold was this pack that has Skittles, Reepsy and Starburst in them. But it was, Eminem's are just a classic and you get those little bags, you go buy them. I mean, it's just, it's just a giant classic. It's an easy one to give everybody.


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[Assistant] Starburst, the only thing I would ever say about Starburst, the only thing they haven't done that I wish they would is, you know, it's all wrapped and like it's kind of annoying. And so then they came out with the unwrapped, but it's little and I don't like the little ones. So you're like, give me some big unwrapped Starburst.


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[Assistant] Do normal, un-write, like why, if you can do the little ones, what's so risky about throwing big ones in there? I just always think, why do they always write, are they, do they get dirty? Or something? They're in a park.


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[Assistant] You don't go by Starbucks like, in a bowl, and you go, I'm glad these are wrapped. They're wrapped in the package. So like, and they have-


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like a tiny little, if you're reasonable and eat one, that's how you can take it. But if you're going to pound two sticks of them.


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[Assistant] When you're eating like that, you get a little lazy about those kind of things. Cause that's, you know, you're like, you're getting, you're wasting my time. Wasting your time or burning calories. Wasting my time. And I would usually, I'll unwrap a bunch of them.


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[Assistant] Lifesavers are so good. Man, lifesavers are so good. That's an old candy that's like, they did it.


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[Assistant] And so they put stuff in to kill people? Kill people. It was just, you go somewhere by Tylenol, it was like...


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[Assistant] Wow. But did those people have a headache afterwards? No, they didn't. They were dead.


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[Assistant] It's like, are you gonna kill him? Halloween entrance? No. We got a rough neighborhood we trick or treating.


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[Assistant] He's like, no, he's so mad. He's just not good at it. Like he's like, it's, it's not. He yells at his wife. He goes, yo, he goes, we left the things in the handle.


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[Assistant] Something like that. Seeing what the candy is. I mean some of it too you just add a matter of like when they're littler you don't want them to choke. So you kind of point out the stuff you think that you're just like trying to be safe. Uh, but I would do, you want something?


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then no one figures it out. And then like the year he moved away, they're like, we did not win a game. What happened? And then they just finally figure it out. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I love it, man. All of it's so fun. But kids, it's, I mean, it's just...


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[Assistant] That would be fun, but no, the kids still, our neighborhood does it. I mean, you got neighborhoods, the neighborhoods that are cool to do it in, ours is a lot of kids in this neighborhood. It's now, I mean, these families, the family neighborhoods, yeah, on the streets of


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[Assistant] Brooklyn, where you live, or, you know, Manhattan. Yeaah. Yeaah, I'm sure there is stuff like that. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Everywhere else America, the coast, if you're not in the coast, you're in the rest of the country, which is all of the country. Real America. Real America. Yeah.


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[Assistant] High horses. High horses. High horses. They're on their high horses. We're on their high horses.


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[Assistant] We have, we have great, uh, trick or treating in this neighborhood and everybody goes around the house and we always go around it. And so I always actually ask off for Halloween. Like, uh, I don't ask. I mean, I tell my agents, I don't want to work. I know I always think of it as like a ball sling. I'm like, Hey, can I get off?


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[Assistant] I do email them like that. I go, anyway, I can get off, uh, on Halloween. They're like, yeah, just don't do a show. Yeah, just don't. I'm like, that's cool, man. Appreciate it. You always work like you kind of like always got a boss. And then we, uh, and so I always ask off cause it's so fun. Like I love, uh, you know, it's fun to get to do. It's fun to get to go watch them and it's just great.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. And then, uh. That is scary. That is good.


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[Assistant] So, I'll do that. When we were little, we dressed up like Paul Patrol or Rubble. Like, and she was like, uh, I forget who she liked, Sky or something. She liked one of them. So me and my wife were the other two.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know. She's thinking. She's in between. She said that's one thing we talked about the other night.


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[Assistant] Either, I think, either zombie softball player, which is, she's playing softball, which is the classic, you switch into like, kind of, you want to be like a scary kind of thing or a horse. Can I make a suggestion?


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[Assistant] She can just wobble as she walks through the door. She's like, she trips and is like...


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[Assistant] Uh, we walk her. She walks, like we're, we're bringing her with her. I mean, she might throw something on her. You know, it's nothing too crazy. It's not, you know, physically like a hat.


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[Assistant] Olly Joe Prater, he's a great, he's a great, uh, old comedian that if I can ever, uh, I was on Fox where they worked with him. Just the best stories alive about this guy. He was so fat that they would, they had to put him on stage before the show.


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[Assistant] And so he would just sit on stage and there would just be a blanket laying over him. And the other opening acts had to do comedy in front of him. And Foxworthy is one of them.


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[Assistant] And then he goes, there's a great book, which I don't know if I don't, I can't find, what's that book, uh, telling the roads from the stories from the road or something.


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[Assistant] It's a great book. I'll find it. I used to have it. I think I gave it to someone. Uh, it's just all these old comics telling these horror stories of the road and they're so, dude, I mean.


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[Assistant] I laughed so hard when I read it. It was Ollie Joe Prater, and they did, uh,


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[Assistant] Like a, like a legend in, maybe not the best way, but a legend in just...


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[Assistant] So funny. I mean, it's so crazy. Just like, I'll show him, dude. Like it's just that attitude. And I mean, there's a blanket on him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's kind of coming underneath it. Like, uh, my dad said there was a magician, they had to do that too, cause he was just really big and they had to put him up there before and you just sit up there and they just have something, he just sits there the whole show.


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[Assistant] And then they reveal him. And even when they reveal him, he's in a chair.


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[Assistant] So if they revealed him and he could stand up a little bit, it would at least be like, oh, maybe he came up from the back.


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[Assistant] But when they reveal him and he's in a chair, you're like, I think he's been back there the whole time. Yeaah. The whole audience realizes it. I mean this is like...


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[Assistant] Or you be the conservatorship and then you got like a doll and you handcuff the doll to you. You go, who's that? That's Britney Spears. I'm the man that makes the calls around here.


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[Assistant] I think so, I might be, it's, Halloween is Sunday, so I don't know, are they going Saturday? That's always like, are they going Saturday or are they going to go Sunday?


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[Assistant] I might have to, if it's Saturday, I'll probably come home. If not, I might, because I'm in Columbus on the 29th and that's Saturday, 21 and Pilots are playing in Columbus. So I was going to stay and go to that.


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[Assistant] But if they do Halloween, then I'll just go home. But hopefully if Halloween is Sunday, then I'll just come home Sunday.


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[Assistant] I would love it. No, I'm not saying that, I'm just saying I would love it. You'd love to do it.


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[Assistant] I would love it. I wonder if they rented out, oh, Screamhouse, it's there, yea. Oh, I would love that.


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[Assistant] Pretty cool. So you're gonna win it? Yeah, I think so. Oh man.


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[Assistant] I wonder if you can ever rent that house out on its own. Oh god.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, an arm wrestling 20th anniversary, and they're doing a new one in 2022.


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[Assistant] That's so exciting. I love Scream. Scream was the last horror movie I thought that it wasn't about the goriness. It was like, I mean there was blood and stuff, but it was just a good, it was like the perfect horror movie for me where it wasn't.


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[Assistant] Like too gross. And then you got into saws. The first saw was cool. Then after that, it just got like, we were talking about it, like, you know, one of like a guy's mouth gets ripped off and you're like, all right, dude, like I can't, I can't, this is too much. Allude to it. Allude to it. And so scream was just my favorite. And then, you know, oh man, I love that.


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[Assistant] That was great too. Everybody thought it was real. That was a great one. That was a super fun one to watch. And that was like, you're like, is this real? And because this was the first time.


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[Assistant] You know, it's crazy to think people don't realize it. You would think it's fake now, but you're, when you're first watching that, you're like, well, who films himself? And you're like, they were doing it. Like the only time you thought you filmed yourself was like, it could, something like that could have happened.


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[Assistant] And you were like, this is real, like, you know, and so they just did it really good. Uh, man, I love the idea of that. That's great. I need to watch all the screams. I'm gonna rewatch them.


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[Assistant] Ooh, this month they would have a scream night on the bus. And we go through them all. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he'll be sitting above the couch floating cause he sits and that's where he meditates and he raises up a little bit. And we have to sit and everybody's gotta, on the bus go, be quiet everybody.


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[Assistant] If he started with witch stuff and he went Bible first, things will work up to it. Not talking about the most famous witch of all time.


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[Assistant] Kids don't want to go to old school anymore. Like when you tell them to dress up, you're like, what about a witch?


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[Assistant] Ghost. Like they're all kind of like, ehh dude. Or a crossing guard with a drinking problem.


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[Assistant] I think that's a good one. I bet that's an adult one. That would be a great adult part.


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[Assistant] Like a grill, then you just go and you drink and become that problem.


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[Assistant] And you go, what are you, I'm a crossing guard that the parents complain about.


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[Assistant] Okay, well did that hit too close to home for you, Nate? Yeah, she wasn't drunk, but she did it. She loved it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, well that's, someone would do that. You give her time, she's gonna sink.


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[Assistant] That was a cutter lawn. It's cause I don't wanna say anything, but a lot of brooms over there.


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[Assistant] I don't think I believe that. I don't think the whole town is...


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[Assistant] Cause they thought witches were everywhere, so every town, this is just about Salem?


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[Assistant] But every other town, they can track that it was down. They're all next to farms.


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[Assistant] And then they go crazier and that's why they stepped it up a notch.


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[Assistant] I mean, man, just, I mean, that's the crazy, that old, yeah, it was like, yeah. Oh, I think back on let it go. That makes sense. All right, let's hit it. Just got to go back to the normal life. Can you imagine you go to another town that's like.


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[Assistant] Farther along than them, and you go, we go to werewolf in our town, and they're like, could not. And they go, what are these people? You go to like a New York city, you know, I don't know if New York is there, but you go to like, you know, a nice town that's like, people have, people are in libraries and they're reading books.


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[Assistant] We wouldn't see him till dinner. Maybe if we got up early for breakfast, we'd see him, but out of the way, supportive.


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[Assistant] I went through a phase where I was doing late night jogging and I'd see him all of those nights, but outside of that, I never really saw him, uh, felt him, felt his, I would feel his, uh, existence.


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[Assistant] And they go, and then they get mad at that person, they go, well you should have saw it coming. That's when they do that with everybody. Every parent, I always feel a little bad.


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[Assistant] With the parents of like, like Jeffrey Dahmer's parents or all these serial killer parents. And they ask them, they're like, you didn't see any of this? And you're like, I don't, like you don't think your kid...


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[Assistant] It's like winning the lottery. You don't think you can ever win the lottery. You don't think your kid could ever be a serial killer.


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[Assistant] And like they had the kids in Columbine, they're like, well, I mean, you know, they're like emo kids. You're like, I mean, they're one out of, I don't know, thousands of emo kids that don't kill people. Thousands and thousands of them.


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[Assistant] And so you're like, you just don't think your kid could be the one. And I always kind of feel a little bad for the parents because


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[Assistant] Everybody's like mad at him and you're like, dude, you think I would have stopped this?


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[Assistant] Like I wouldn't have, you know, I mean, if they treated the kid bad and made him grow up in that environment, then that's one thing. But if it's sometimes it's just like a parent, it's like, I don't.


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[Assistant] I didn't know what he was doing. Like, you know, sometimes the older parents are like, I don't even know what that music is saying.


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[Assistant] So she was alive and they said she was a witch, but she was just like a neighbor.


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[Assistant] And back then they just go, that makes sense. It's the witch. And then his wife lived a happy life because she poisoned her husband and said, these idiots think it's a witch. I'm not saying I want it to be a witch, uh, but it's kind of crazy.


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[Assistant] Like that doesn't make sense, like, you know. So he got poisoned and he died.


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[Assistant] So that was at night when they went, let's go to Bellwits Cave and save for the night. Where'd y'all go?


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[Assistant] Maybe we can do it. Maybe we can set it up and they'd let us go do it. Even Belwich people listening. People gotta run that place, right?


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[Assistant] I say, I wonder if we can do that. I think if some reason, if someone from Bellwetch is listening, will they let us go stay there?


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[Assistant] But, I mean, we were, you know, asked her to go out with us. She just never wanted to. Her father was the lobster claw guy. Lobster boy? Lobster boy.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't, yeah, I definitely don't believe, you don't do that if everybody's going, we were trying to make her come out and hang out with us.


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[Assistant] Haunted place for one night. I love the idea of haunting. So I'll watch that stuff.


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[Assistant] Not some trees, so Auburn has a main tree in the, after the, yeah, it's a famous thing and it's a big, big tree been there for hundreds of years and they would roll it with toilet paper after every win.


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[Assistant] And I think every win. Uh, and then, so it was, it was a big tradition. It's been going on forever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you want to go, that's the point of shenanigans in college. And this is why you're an adult and you should not be.


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[Assistant] He could have got away with it. Cause how would you ever know that the tree was poisoned? And then he calls and says, I poisoned the tree.


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[Assistant] You bring the tree in and he's got to talk to the tree and the tree's got a lawyer and you have the lawyer standing next to the tree. Cause you see my tree is traditionally a hundred years. And then that guy's just got to sit over there with his lawyer and his lawyer is an Auburn grad.


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[Assistant] That's pleasant. I'd like to do that with her. Like she's like a level headed ghost.


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[Assistant] She gives you a cool experience. She's basically like, I give you a good time.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Maybe she started doing that. We'll visit her too. Yeah, we'll visit her. We'll pick her up.


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[Assistant] He's like a professional. Like Catherine's like, he doesn't even, he just says this stuff. Holy Mary. Like he's not even really there. He's like, the Lutheran can't handle it. And the Catherine priest is like, you asked about it. He's like.


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[Assistant] They could make, they could make a movie about it. Like you just show the priest walking out and you're smoking a cigarette.


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[Assistant] And he just, you just hear like nonsense behind you, like brr brr, like yelling, he's like, he sits outside, and he goes, alright.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright. That it? So Halloween's all about? Halloween all about. Have fun. Happy Halloween. Have a great time. It's a wonderful time for kids. Dress up. Don't be afraid to be a hobo. That's an old school one. It's a fun one. Do, I think it's a good thing. Do a backstory.


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[Assistant] Get creative. Get creative. Whatever you are, if you're a princess, have a backstory. Why are you this? If you're Cinderella, you know, tell them and be into it and be like, I'm this because, you know, that's fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if, well, so when they're little, I think they just, it's so hard not to be Cinderella, but if the older you, if you're...


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[Assistant] 12, 13, 14. I think that's brilliant. Like start just being.


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[Assistant] The, uh, you know, uh, be, you know, be a Ghostbuster, but be the one they fired before the four came in. Like, you know, like make up, make up something to be like, oh, you worked with the Ghostbusters. You go, I was, uh, I got let go. Uh, or so, I don't know. That's not the best, but the fifth Beatle.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Peter Best. Pete Best. Yeah, Pete Best. And like just, you know, and then I think- Who had a good career. Who had a good career. Really good career. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I like that. The Cinderella Sisters is a good one. That's a great one. Yeaah. Yeaah. These, uh, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, uh. Pinocchio, you go as Geppetto.


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[Assistant] You're lying all the time. Yeaah. Yeaah, that would be a good one. If you, that one if you get like, your sibling involved would be great.


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[Assistant] Cause everybody's like, God, that bing thing is growing pretty quick. It's kind of crazy. You just walk up to groups and go, I don't know. How about even, man, I wonder who did that? And you walk away. And then the last house, you tell them, like that guy that called in and poisoned the tree. You tell them, I saw.


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[Assistant] All right. Thank you everybody. Uh, yeah, if you listen to this, uh, Grand Ole Opry, Ryman, Columbus, Ohio.


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[Assistant] So some NateLand shows. So if you want NateLand shows, cause they haven't gone out a ton with me, uh, and we got a few dates. I've been doing a lot of like, well we're here doing this. And then I've been bringing a lot of my buddies from New York and stuff like that, so it's been fun.


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[Assistant] Uh, but they will be on these. My dad will be on it. Grand Opry, Ryman, and Columbus, Ohio is all of us and my dad. That's awesome. Uh, and then you got...


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[Assistant] Thank you. Thank you. That was like a real, like a PSA announcement.


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[Assistant] Thank you again. Thank you for having me. Have a good day at school everybody. All right. Good night. We're saying good night now because of the night, but have a good, whenever you listen to this, have a good rest of that, whatever that is. Thank you everybody.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm Nate Bargetzi, uh, with, uh, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber.


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[Assistant] So, welcome everybody, welcome. Hello folks. Let's go, as I see let's go in the wild, I'll see them, people come up, and Steve will see let's go folks. So, but I mean.


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[Assistant] Let's go, the most popular thing in the world, followed by folks. Another quite common phrase.


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[Assistant] But maybe it's us. Who knows? Uh, let's start it off with some of you guys' comments. My voice sounds rough. We did a bunch of shows this weekend, so. Uh, Erin Olson.


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[Assistant] This episode is the perfect sum of how great this podcast is. First of all, let's hear how Nate watches people putt.


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[Assistant] That was only in the first 31 minutes. What a ride. Oh, and then they talked about the ocean. I'm hoping next week, Nate talks about the perfect fit for a golf glove.


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[Assistant] I think we would do that episode. Uh, I'm always in between on golf gloves.


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[Assistant] I go between a medium and a cadet medium. What's a cadet medium? I don't know, but it's, some of them I like. It just says cadet medium.


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[Assistant] I usually get cadet beat image. You want them, you want them tight, but not too tight. Loose is not good.


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[Assistant] It's whatever you feel. It's like when you go like shoes or anything, like I can never tell if someone's like...


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[Assistant] When you try something on and it's like, does this fit good? And you're like, I don't know, man. Like you can never, you're, you can't decide if you're kind of in between.


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[Assistant] I'm a very in-between. In-between sizes? In-between sizes. I'm all about in-between sizes. That's why I'm the greatest average American. I'm in-between. I think most Americans are.


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[Assistant] To tell Lucy, nah honey, it's not a good time this month, so I need to.


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[Assistant] Rot Hacker. Could be Rot Hacker. Could be. Could be Jesse Rot Hacker. I hope they went with Thacker.


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[Assistant] This question is specifically for Aaron and Nate because I don't think ADD was invented yet when Bronisaurus was a kid. Pray didn't have, you didn't catch it. You couldn't have even caught it back then.


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[Assistant] You know when you watch a movie and they tell you, uh, it can, if you have like,


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[Assistant] Seizures. Seizures. That's what they do like that. They're in squirrel mating season.


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[Assistant] Just so people don't think I'm making fun of ADD, I should mention that I was diagnosed with it, and I believe that's one of the main reasons I was voted class clown in high school. And I'm thankful my brain works that way.


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[Assistant] I'll get stuff done. Like if I, if there's something, I don't.


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[Assistant] When something needs to get done, I look at it as like, just get it done, and it's over.


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[Assistant] Now talking, we can, I can get, so maybe like you can be kind of like going off and, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, on tangent stuff, but I mean, that's the creative part. I don't think I don't, I get stuff done. My wife starts stuff and then just wanders off and then that, and then, you know.


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[Assistant] That could be the thing that causes the...


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[Assistant] I pronounce it like it's not, oh Alec, Ken Ty, I was Ken your middle name? No, I just slowed down and took a break and got to his last name. I started it.


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[Assistant] It's, but is it ADD when something else just reminds you of that? Speed 2 was on.


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[Assistant] Well, that's just how I think. Speed 2 was on, I watched it. They're on the boat. Where's the boat going? Couldn't stop it.


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[Assistant] Jennifer Weiss, the funniest part of this whole thing to me is when Aaron asks, what's my role? How can I help out the three of us? And Nate and Brian just stare blankly for at least one second of awkward silence. Poor Aaron, the most underrated member of this podcast. I think he's happy to hear that.


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[Assistant] I think most people would think you're the most underrated, wouldn't you?


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[Assistant] Okay. We got a lot of, lot of breakfast fans. Yeah. The breakfast people are coming out and Aaron's slipping. Uh.


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[Assistant] You got an Arby's hat and Adidas shirt on, so it's going real good so far.


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[Assistant] It's Adidas athletic. It's a, you know. Do you order that?


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[Assistant] It looks like you have the, you know, like you were, it's like I'm an athletic guy. And then I, you're like, I used to be an athletic guy, but here's the reason I stopped. That's what it looks like.


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[Assistant] So you still have some shirts from your athletic days, but then the RVs slowed you down. And I'll be honest with you, it looks like you could work there with the headphones and this. Like if you went up and. This is official sanctioned. I think you're the manager that got called in and you off the golf course. Yeah, at least I'm a


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[Assistant] I'm there enough. I got a new joke about eating fast food.


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[Assistant] I would hope I would get the whatever I want out of the drive of comedy if it, eventually if I feel, all right, I can take a step back and just go get a.


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[Assistant] Job at, go work at, just checking people's carts. How to go out there today, as I clean their clubs. They slip me a five dollar bill.


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[Assistant] Scrub it. How was it? That would be fun.


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[Assistant] They're like, did you? They're looking at me? We on Netflix? Yeah.


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[Assistant] And, uh, all I've ever wanted was to do this. I want to sit there at the start and go, time you boys tee off.


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[Assistant] Speed it up a little bit. Let's move it along. Let's move it along. Just being out and around the golf course. Or I would be, I'd like to be those people that, I want to do that on the PGA. I tried to sign up to help once at Augusta and that was, I mean, maybe a couple of years ago.


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[Assistant] I want to be the, I want to hold the sign up. I want to wave where the ball's at down the fairway or it's right.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You know, I get it. Is there pressure though that you're like, what the hell is this?


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[Assistant] I like that he says, yeah, you can't rule anything. You're like, I don't know, man. What if there's a team's running for the Superbowl and someone gets hurt and you're like, yeah, dude, let me go step in. Go get a ring. Head back. Yep. Go coach. Y'all's football team crumbles. He's gone. Uh, Cheyenne Bashir. Cheyenne. Greetings from Pakistan. Hey, look at that.


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[Assistant] You guys put a smile on my face every week. So an abundance of appreciation and gratitude for y'all keep up the great work. Thank you. Thank you, Cheyenne.


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[Assistant] Pakistan? That's pretty cool, I would love to go.


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[Assistant] As a guy who swam competitively in college, I can assure you that freestyle does mean you can do whatever you want. The crawl stroke is the stroke everyone uses because it's the fastest stroke. Someone could swim butterfly backstroke or breaststroke if they wanted to do so. And backstroke is the same way. You can do whatever you want as long as you're on your back the whole time.


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[Assistant] Uh, makes sense. It looks a little bit like a crawl. Crawling across the water. Uh huh. I did, so you can do whatever you want. So you were right. Have at it.


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[Assistant] I still, Ian, I'm with you. I still wanna, Ian is my, is my swimming guy I'll go to. Michael Miller.


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[Assistant] Dylan Schaffer, this podcast has really changed my life. Before I listened to this, I thought I would go nowhere in life and that I just wasn't smart enough to do anything. But listen to a Notre Dame graduate say a kilometer is about a mile.


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[Assistant] I don't think about it as much as you guys do, but just, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's cool to, yeah. You know, did we talk about that last week? How it's like seeing yourself on local news? Did I say that? Uh, like when we went to the golf thing and, uh, me and Haley Joel Osment were sitting there and like, we thought we were going to be on TV on one time. Like you could see us. And I was like, it doesn't matter how much.


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[Assistant] If you get on TV, I've been on TV and there's still nothing better than...


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[Assistant] Like you get on like a golf thing or like local news. I wonder like, it's like, does even Brad Pitt, are you like?


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[Assistant] And we were hoping so, I'm not watched, I recorded the golf and went back and watched to see if I could see me and just be like, could I be somewhere? Cause it's kind of fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So that's why the- so they can't run as much as we can.


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[Assistant] One mile is 1.6. They get everywhere a little quicker than we do. Okay.


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[Assistant] Five kilometers, and they go over three miles away, and then they go, I'll be there in five minutes, and then they're there in three.


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[Assistant] Neil Curran, the most Nate land moment of this episode is when Nate calls the Southern ocean a dumb name. Just minutes before he and Aaron had confused this region of the earth with the North pole.


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[Assistant] In fact, their mistake leads to a whole bit on how it's the attic of the earth.


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[Assistant] After babysitting baits, corrects them on where the southern ocean is actually located.


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[Assistant] We suddenly jump into airline podcast where and potentially questions up and down.


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[Assistant] Really means. This had me laughing so hard I was making a scene on a Brooklyn subway.


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[Assistant] So that's like when they pour water, it just floats, but it does go up. It doesn't stay straight.


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[Assistant] No, but you see it, there's always like different levels. It goes wherever, wherever.


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[Assistant] So with you in space, would you come back down and then you're like, you feel weird? You're like, I've been upside down for a year.


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[Assistant] And you go, that's what that guy that what's the guy that's the astronaut that lives with it for a year and he's like running for governor. That's what I would do to get him. Is he running for something? Scott Kelly? Yeah. If you're, if you're running against him.


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[Assistant] I thought he was right side up. You think he knows how to run this country? That's what I would just throw out stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Go to his house and he has one of those things we hang out upside down, like in this inversion table.


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[Assistant] And he go, go to his house. Put him, let's put him in it. See if, see what he thinks is right.


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[Assistant] Uh, but like in the, what about underwater? You can tell, you think you can tell if you're upside down. But there's gravity.


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[Assistant] Uh, JS, as someone who is, who was fascinated with prehistoric creatures, the Meg was 100% a real animal.


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[Assistant] Google image search to see how big as jaws and teeth were.


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[Assistant] It puts the biggest, greatest white shark to shame. They think it preyed on prehistoric wells. Occasionally people still find the teeth washed up on shore.


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[Assistant] Yep. Yep. It's pretty big. I'm glad.


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[Assistant] Why was- I wonder why he was fascinated with prehistoric creatures. J.S.


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[Assistant] I take the roof off to haul it out. So just let it be up there. It doesn't matter. We're not going up there.


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[Assistant] Dogsdead25. I've met the guy, I've met that guy who was out at sea and sued for eating his buddy. He told us all about it. He was hoping for a movie. Love the podcast. It's pretty brief.


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[Assistant] Brand's nose is figured out. It's a, it's market. It's just, it's a commenter.


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[Assistant] Uh, I was gonna say, this seems like a very brief, like, oh yeaah, I met that guy. He wanted to make a movie about it. And then you're...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would think there'd be a little bit more to it. Like how did you meet the guy, you know, and sued for eating his buddy? How'd you meet him?


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[Assistant] I guess that guy's talking about it. At a bar.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, he was hoping for a movie, but then they were like, no.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, what would the movie be? You know, just the court drama. Did you eat him? You can't handle the truth.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I didn't say I would do it. I know, but then he eats his hand, the lawyer's hand and they go, well.


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[Assistant] David Ferguson, I found a messaging bottle on the beach in Pensacola, Florida. It was dated six months earlier and left a phone number that happened to be


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[Assistant] No, but it's just, if you, I mean, I've, I've, I was on the ocean this weekend. I've been in the ocean. I've never found a message in a bottle. So I would think if you called it, the person would at least be like, you know, have a conversation.


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[Assistant] You'd be like, here's the crazy thing, I live 30 miles from you. And you'd be like, do you want to meet? Is that the point of this? You did this for something.


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[Assistant] But maybe she just is like, I'm over it. I give calls like this every day. I should have thrown it farther out.


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[Assistant] During the summer, we have spent, uh, a lot of summer nights outside with our neighbors. This solar stove is the perfect addition. Neighbor Felix.


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[Assistant] He has the solo stove, bought it, loves it, it's awesome. Makes a great fire, not smell like smoke, and that's the most amazing thing ever. The solo stove has been so much better than any fire pit, I've been around, and I've been around.


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[Assistant] Quite a few. Uh, I am not sure how, I don't know how it works, obviously, but it's, there's no smoke, which is pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] And I always like take a shower after the smoke and we've talked about, like, you just go out there and like hang out for two seconds and you're like, good. All over you. You just smell, I mean, it was just, you know, Easter bunny. You say whatever you got to say. What did we say? Rabbit?


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[Assistant] Something bunny, right? Something bunny. Get out of here, bunny. Get out of here, bunny. Get that smoke away. Well, now you don't have to do that because you have the solar stove. There's no setup. Just unbox and enjoy a little fire started wood and you can have a nice fire quickly. We have the bonfire version with the, uh, the stand and a smaller to take to the front or the back. Or if we go to the lake, it's easy to pack.


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[Assistant] It burns down to white ash, so clean, so clean up is super easy.


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[Assistant] No one needs a reason to gather around the fire. A solo stove just took away any reason not to.


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[Assistant] Uh, we are, thanks everyone, we are, uh,


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[Assistant] So I, I'm not just got back. I was like, you guys just, uh, got a little delayed flight, changed my flight last night. Where from?


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[Assistant] Corpus Christi. Uh, we met, uh, we're going to post out some great shows at Corpus Christi. Got a little new joke out of it. Not about Corpus, just in the act. That's always an exciting weekend.


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[Assistant] Uh, but there was a, there's a great club, Mesquite.


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[Assistant] I think it's like our Kansas, but no K, our Anzus. Okay. I don't ever know how to say it.


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[Assistant] Arrhenius, I said that at one point. People seemed pretty upset about that. Uh, they, uh, no, I said, like, our buddy Bart Miller came to the shows in the band Mercy Me.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it was, uh, it was an awesome, awesome week. And we had some people, which we were going to post a picture, uh, that it took. Some people made some hello folks shirts.


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[Assistant] And uh, had a bunch of stuff written on the back, like stuff that we've said on the podcast or I've said in my act. They all wore them. We had some of those, some other people wear some shirts too. So let's go folks shirt, which was nice.


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[Assistant] It was, uh, you know, a lot of people were listening to podcasts. A lot of people come out and they, uh, are.


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[Assistant] Say I'm getting to meet them afterwards, uh, and they, uh, my buddy Michael Clay that started coming with his, his friends Eric and Christina Linen. He went to a wedding in Wisconsin and they said they were


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[Assistant] Big fans, so we're just getting out there. But the shows were great, we had an awesome, my uncle, uh, came and stayed with us and my cousin, his son, Cade, just graduated from Texas A&M, he hung out with us all weekend. I mean dude, Corpus Christi is pretty cool man, you can drive on the beach there.


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[Assistant] So like you drive cars or like we were in a golf cart?


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[Assistant] And you can just drive the golf cart to the beach. You can drive up to like this parts of it on the sand, right? Oh, you can, I mean, there's parts, dude, you drive, you drive your golf cart up to the beach and are your car. And then you will unload everything.


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[Assistant] And that makes the beach a lot. It's usually the hassle of getting to the beach is that where you're like, Oh dude, we've got to walk all the way down there. We've got to carry all this stuff. And there at Corpus Christi, you're just like.


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[Assistant] Drive up, park your car, unload it, sit, the water felt like bath water. Uh, it was crazy. You know, I'm not the biggest ocean guy in the world.


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[Assistant] But I learned that last week. Yeah. But I, it made it just super easy. It was just a fun.


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[Assistant] It's like a dude's trip. Dustin, my buddy Dustin Chafin, uh, I started with, he, uh, was with us. So we played, uh, poker. I just started playing poker. I don't think I'm bad at it. Pretty. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah. And we were, yeah, so that's what my voice is.


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[Assistant] She's doing all the shows and that club is a great club. And, uh, they run it. It's very nice. And they're, uh,


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[Assistant] And just doing all the, you know, I don't know, all the, all the stuff that we did. Uh, and then also I want to shout out Bill Ingvall in that ring. He, uh, announced he's about to retire from touring standup. Really? Yeah. Made a, I made a video about it and, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, he's got a, he's got a, you can go look up Bill Ingvall's dates, but he's, he's doing, I want to, I don't know how many more dates, some into the next 22, but this is like his final.


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[Assistant] Kind of run. He's going to, he's going to keep doing, he's like, start doing some acting and he'll do other things. But like, as far as touring on standup, you know, he toured for it was like 42 years. So crazy, man.


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[Assistant] It's like, you know, and it's, it's, that's what's always fun when you get to get with these guys. Cause I've been lucky to know these guys. So Ingval was, uh, out of that group, out of that crew was one of the first ones I met and I went and opened for him.


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[Assistant] Uh, and he was just the, he's again, they, they're, they're all as great as, as they are.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And, uh, so getting, getting to go out with him and, uh, it was fun in the meantime of, you know, kind of become friends. And so it's, it's, uh, congrats, Bill, uh, 42 years. I mean, you can only hope to get a dude to tour that long.


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[Assistant] I mean, then Foxworthy, Cable Guy, same way. I mean, you see them all winding down. That's when I talked to Cable Guy. I was like, I was getting the bus, the tour bus. He just sold his tour bus where you're like...


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[Assistant] He, it's fun to talk to those guys cause they know where I'm at in my career and they're like, oh man, I know where you're, you know, you're, you're doing this and you're ramping up Ron White to, uh, me and him, I've kind of talked a little bit more, not, uh,


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[Assistant] But he's, he's still, but he's out doing, uh, dates. I think all of them are, but Invo. So congrats, Bill.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, but it was fun. Yep. Had a good, good weekend, you know. Did y'all do good shows?


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[Assistant] I, you know what, I don't mind it with, uh, I like that they do it cause I had some let's go to and, uh, you know, it's quick and easy. It's a, it's an, it's almost.


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[Assistant] Almost that could be the answer for this hello folks, let's go. Like it's hello folks here when we're all in the preparation of this, but then the let's go.


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[Assistant] When we're around is just like, it's a joke. So it's, we're all in on the joke and it's ridiculous. So we get to say it and go, let's go. And it's funny to say it because we're like making fun of it, but we're not going to say it every time. So maybe that could be, it's a pretty good answer to it. Just a quick, let's go.


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[Assistant] He goes, it's made it where I can't, that's all I, now when I see it, that's all I think about and I hear it so much. And I was like, yeah, that's it, dude. They're saying it's so crazy. But that's why it's like, it's fun to be figuring out like how we do it. Let's go like.


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[Assistant] You know, sometimes it's saying, let's go folks. Like when we meet, it's kind of fun cause it's funny. And then hello folks is our, that's our thing here.


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[Assistant] You know what else I think I could do? The new Krispy Kreme challenge. I got a new one that I think I could do. Ice cream. What's the most ice cream someone's ate? I ate so much ice cream this weekend.


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[Assistant] I mean, I, I was like, we were at the beach and I go, you know what? I'm going to eat ice cream. I eat it every night. Last night I had.


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[Assistant] Uh, I bought a little cookies and cream, blue bell ice cream.


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[Assistant] Ate it, it was probably a pint, ate it alone and then finished off maybe the bottom half of a half a gallon of chocolate. And then, uh, had a little trouble falling asleep.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I need to get, I need to get up, but you know what? I need to get back off of it. I got to get, I have to get off of it. I do. And I will, I will come back and I'll let you guys know when I'm off of it. After the challenge. After the ice cream challenge. So the world record being ice cream.


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[Assistant] As she scarfed down 16 pints of ice cream in six minutes. Oh, you can beat that. 16 pints is a lot.


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[Assistant] I would want to be like, what's the most, is there like a 20, you know, it's like the


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[Assistant] How much can you, yeaah, how much can you sit? I could eat a gallon of it. A gallon, sure. Oh, you think a gallon is easy for you?


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[Assistant] Looks like all the records that I can find are with a time limit.


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[Assistant] Someone said 16 and a half gallons in six minutes. Yeah, that's the meat.


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[Assistant] I would like, I could try to see how many I could get done. I think I would just run out of time.


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[Assistant] I think I would eat, I would finish the 16 pints of ice cream, and then I would, you know, I would be like, alright, you did it in 30 minutes. And I'm like, alright, but I still ate 16.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, 12 pints have been in Jerry's. In about 30 minutes. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright, we'll look at it. We'll look at it, because maybe that could be the next one. Because I think I can crush it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is not a, like a set. This is being used.


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[Assistant] In real time. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's going to be, whoever sent it to us. I mean, I'm, I do, people send me so much candy, like when I go on the road now, I mean, that's the hard part is like, you have to be like, all right, I can't. I have the back side of the bunch of kids I brought home.


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[Assistant] A ton of stuff. Someone gave me sweet tart, like ropes. I ate the whole bag. And ice cream.


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[Assistant] I mean it's crazy dude. I gotta get, I have to get off this, I'm on a bad sugar.


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[Assistant] It's sugar in it. The paper was made out of that.


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[Assistant] Once you eat, once you read the paper, you just eat it and then that starts just doing too. I mean, dude, when those bubble, you know, the bubble gum that you pull the thing out.


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[Assistant] I like, I'll buy those, the gum, you know, the, in the circle gum that you buy in the long thing. What's it called? It's got like all the different colors.


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[Assistant] A bubble gum. I don't know that one. Yeah, it's like a, it's a, it's just in a long, like, you know, it's long. Google it Aaron.


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[Assistant] Circle bubble gum, that's like three yellow, three red, three green. Fruit stripe? Jumblo. Jumblo.


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[Assistant] I don't know, two minutes and then it's just like cardboard and then you throw it out and then you get the other one. And so I'll just eat them. You drive down the car. He just pound those in the window. Yeah. I got to get some new habits. Rain.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. There's nothing we don't have, like I have.


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[Assistant] Some diet Pepsi. You have stuff stored at his house? Cause you walk over there, you're like, they're like, we don't have soda. You're like, what do you, I mean, I want to lose my mind on someone. You go somewhere and you go, you got any, what do you got to drink? And they're like, we just have like water, some tea, unsweet tea. Come on, man. Where do you live, dude? We're in America.


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[Assistant] But I drink water. I'll drink at night. I have that 30 ounce water. I drink more water than it, you think.


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[Assistant] I drink, I drink, I drink more water. I bet I drink more than you do. Probably do.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause it got it, cause they, they gave me some of those and they were fun. I mean, those are for Harper. Like she likes it. I'm just trying to think of an obscure candy. Two things of nerds, uh, Sour Patch Kids. Where is it? It's all in my suitcase.


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[Assistant] Oh yea. Crackers. I mean, in my mouth is like, there's just, you just got sores everywhere. I mean, it's just like, and I just fight through it. Cause it goes, those sores go away.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, and they can make me dehydrate and I want water and I, and I'll be eating it thinking I don't even want this. Uh huh. And then. Oh, I can relate to that. And then I'm like, but I'm still going to do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's when like, you know, do I, like, I don't, like, you know when people have like stomach problems, they're like, I can't eat, like, your stomach's gonna just hurt too bad and you can't do stuff. I mean, I had a smash burger today.


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[Assistant] It's ready for anything. It's whatever. I'm not, that was one of the things I was, this is one of the being in the mood, but we had, we went and ate pancakes.


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[Assistant] This weekend and then drove, uh, within eight minutes I was had a Hawaiian ice of pancakes. I go pancakes, it's Hawaiian ice, might as well try that.


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[Assistant] Best Hawaiian I've ever had in my life. Hawaiian I- It was unreal, dude. This guy was-


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[Assistant] This guy did it right. You know, when I got orange, cherry and grape, you might not think it sounds great. Sounds um, orange, cherry and grape and it was, uh, it was so good.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I have the money to do it. So, which is what we talk segway into money. Yeah.


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[Assistant] All you really want to do is just get to the point where you're like, I don't know how much is a fast food. You're like, yeah, dude, I'll take, uh, I can mess up an order in McDonald's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a good gig. Didn't get as much of the colonized as I thought I would. They might be over it. When you go to the convention.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't know what to... That's how you have to be paid? Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they go in. It was a big convention. It was a big, uh, the big reveal, uh, was watermelon that year.


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[Assistant] Couple guys didn't care for it. They were hoping for peach. And I was like, they had a big argument about that.


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[Assistant] And then I did like 30 minutes, uh, and then we, you know, and then we went home.


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[Assistant] I just don't think he wears a mask. I don't think he's.


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[Assistant] I know but he's still fifth and it's just like he can probably get back up there.


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[Assistant] You know? Yeah, but I think you would look at it as, you know, he's still the greatest of all time.


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[Assistant] To be five and this, just to be like, he's been up there the whole, for so long.


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[Assistant] You're still just going, you're still watching me play. I mean, he's the most famous out of all of them.


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[Assistant] I mean, Jeff Bezos has become famous now.


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[Assistant] How much, he's just, how much do you need? With a shovel. With a shovel. He goes, probably just 40 bucks. I'm just running to the gas station. He just digs it out real fast. And then they pull out 40 and he gives it to him and he goes, put the rest back. And they cover it back up. That was his ATM.


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[Assistant] I wonder what has got to be the most sum money someone has just in their checking account? Like if someone's like, I got 50 million dollars in there and then they don't like move it.


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[Assistant] Oh, there's a difference. Oh, youngest CEO. But she would be a CEO. You mean Chloe? No, not Chloe. No, Kendall.


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[Assistant] What's Kindle make? 100 grand a year? Just imagine if you're the one person in that family that's, you go, you just don't have it. You're like, you're getting cash on your face.


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[Assistant] She lost it in jail. She go to jail? She go to jail.


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[Assistant] I mean like they can't, what if like you go, that's not like a real regular person just can get a billion and just go, I want it out. I want, I want it. Bring it over to my house in cash.


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[Assistant] I think people are going to be, the amount of millionaires are going to be out of control.


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[Assistant] I mean 2500 are billionaires, which is an impossible number to get to.


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[Assistant] Billion is impossible. It's just insane. And basically everybody's one. I'm gonna guess.


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[Assistant] 20 million. 20 million millionaires.


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[Assistant] That's pretty crazy. 20 million millionaires.


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[Assistant] Imagine if you make 500 grand a year, it's like, uuuh. I know. Get, watch him. Beat a loser. He's walking by my car. Watch him.


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[Assistant] I got a Mercedes parked next to it. We were talking about that this weekend like, uh, someone


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[Assistant] Said, like, my uncle said that someone bought a used BMW.


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[Assistant] And they, and people are like, all the guys are like, whoa, I want you to get some money, huh? And they, they pull up in a lifted truck.


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[Assistant] That's maybe a hundred thousand dollars. Like the BMW is the much more reasonable.


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[Assistant] Like these people drive these big trucks, and you're like, dude, that's, that's so much money.


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[Assistant] To get a truck lifted up and have every, like.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I don't know how people would know how cool you are, but...


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[Assistant] That's what I mean. You drove in a regular dumb truck. So.


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[Assistant] I think it drives over stuff. I'm not, some of them I guess if they're driving like construction sites, you gotta bounce around. But no, there's probably not. It's just cool. People like it.


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[Assistant] Very expensive. And everybody just accepts that cause it's a truck that you're like...


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[Assistant] You don't think anything about it. You see a guy pull up in a BMW and you're like.


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[Assistant] Come on, man. Who are you? Here we go. And you're like, I couldn't even afford your truck.


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[Assistant] But it's not cash. Anything if you went to those guys and be like, yo, can you give me like 10 grand? He's like, dude, I can't. I don't have 10 grand on me.


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[Assistant] They could just say that all the time. It's all liquid. Or no, liquid's good, right? It's all...


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[Assistant] Well that's like how many people you're gonna make a million dollars in your career earnings. Like you added it up.


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[Assistant] If you make 100 grand a year, well in 10 years you've been paid a million dollars. Right. But you don't have it. But you don't have a million. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if he was here now, I mean, he would be, and they're giving them $200 million contracts and stuff like that. I think their contracts, they were like 30 million. He would have made a billion immediately.


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[Assistant] Well, I wonder if you're going to have guys, you're going to have guys that would have made more in college than they ever do in the pros. Might be. Cause if they're like, if you're say you're Baker Mayfield.


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[Assistant] Right? Or no, Johnny Manziel. Baker's Bride. Johnny Manziel.


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[Assistant] Go to college, you make all that money. I mean, he got drafted, so he made a bunch, but I mean, he could have probably made if you just kind of come in and fall out.


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[Assistant] And you don't get anything big. I mean there could be, I'm sure there's even college athletes that are very marketable.


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[Assistant] And they can't even make the pros, but they're the face of this team, which, which I always think that could help sell stuff. Like I always think that for Vandy to be like, look, you can go to Ohio state.


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[Assistant] But you come to Vandy, you're going to be a star.


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[Assistant] And so then if we, you can make a ton of money of Andy.


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[Assistant] And then like, cause you can, cause you'll be the most famous person we have. Face of the team. Sarah Fuller. Sarah Fuller.


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[Assistant] No, but he just never really. But he was a huge college star. He was one of the people who think he's maybe one of the greatest college quarterbacks of all time. Yeaah. Yeaah. And then he goes pro and then it's like whatever.


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[Assistant] Are you drafting third round or something like that? Cause there'll be like famous people that get drafted. Like everybody just knows this kid killed it in college. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They have to have some kind of line of something.


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[Assistant] But I mean like, like that's the, do you have that money? Like do you get it?


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[Assistant] Do you get 7.2 billion dollars when he sold it? Are you like, all right, I go buy an airplane for a hundred, you know, like, what is an airplane called? It's a hundred million dollars or something. If you go buy a real deal one and you're like, I want to fly on that airplane whenever I want and I want to go. And is it like, all right, I write a check for that and I don't have to worry about that. Maybe.


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[Assistant] If you have that money, I mean, that's where you're, yeaah, you're doing whatever you want to do.


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[Assistant] Like there's nothing you can hold. So it's like, it could just all be, it's all just going to go. What if something just goes and they go, well, it's not there. I don't see it. It's not on the screen. You're like, what was there? And there goes not that number just changes. That's the hard part.


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[Assistant] Student loans. Net worth is like negative. Negative.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, can you, but like that's where like, can you even do that? Like, I mean, they would be like, no, you can't have it.


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[Assistant] Well, they call, they have to ask everybody. That includes like the- I think if you go to all McDonald's, we only take one dollar bills. And you go, why's that? It gets a long-


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, and just had to go. We're gonna get change? Nah, you can't actually.


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[Assistant] Well I think that's impossible to know. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] That's the real worst, that's the real, that's the worst story is that. You know, 85% of dollar bills have been licked on and then put up in someone's nose.


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[Assistant] I mean, I would think just give it to him. How much could it have been?


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[Assistant] I think the Secret Service are like, they're, they're sitting there, they're doing, why'd the Secret Service go? They go, they tell the President, we gotta go back. He goes, hey, you're on your own for a little couple hours. Why? He goes, I was a guy buying a car stereo. Best Buy.


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[Assistant] So we get a drive over there. Parking is always a pain. We'll go in there and look at them. And we just held them up and we go, looks like it's the real deal. And then he leaves. That doesn't, why would the secret service come?


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[Assistant] That seems a bit excessive. That seems like, yeah, what are we, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] How would they even, what do you call 1-800-SECRETSERVICE? And go, we got a, we got a live one down here.


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[Assistant] They come down on their headphones. He's over here. Where'd you get those two dollar bills at?


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[Assistant] The bank, cause it's American money, dude. I don't know, you know.


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[Assistant] For them going to BestBot, they might be answering their own phones.


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[Assistant] You might get to him quick. I don't know how, I don't see how the Secret Service should ever have made it to this Best Buy. Uh huh. There's just no...


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[Assistant] Kind of raised our suspicions. Uh, so we went down there and looked at it. Turns out it was, uh, it was right. And I've never knew that there was a four wheeler. So we learned that.


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[Assistant] And then they go, we don't, I mean, everywhere you go, they're like, you're taking everything I got. You're like, well, you're a full on business and I would think that you should have more. It's just a penny cash. And they're going, I don't know. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Okay. Why do you need a 25 hour bill? You got a 20. Cause four of those is a, is a hundred. A hundred. Do we need pennies? You got a 50, you got a, you got a 50 hour bill halfway there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I think you get stuck. You're trying to think that when you pay for something, I would, I could see $2 bills make sense to me. Like if.


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[Assistant] And figure it's like, well this is McDonald's problem now. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] 51%. So you could rip like just a quarter of it and it'd be, they have to take it. I bet you're going to get an argument with the guy.


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[Assistant] Probably not. Uh, I, uh, they've asked a bunch. I think it's, I'm not against it. Uh, but it's just not something that I would do. I make videos for people and I just make them when I, if I can make them, I will make you a video.


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[Assistant] Uh, to say something, I get asked a lot, so I don't get to do a ton of them. I don't, you know, it's hard to try to do it, but I try to, I try to do some, but I'd rather just do them here and there.


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[Assistant] I don't, so you're saying stuff about each, it's like local?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what they always say, like if you just made people have to use their real names, that would solve a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] If I get to $10 and I didn't do 100 shows a year.


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[Assistant] $7 is such a weird number. Yeah. Well, it was just what was left.


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[Assistant] If she came back now, would you still say $200? But you go, it's going to be just two of us now.


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[Assistant] I did, I mean, I did- Why'd you not say 300 so you each get 100?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Six months in, Durabucks is very overpriced.


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[Assistant] It's hard to give a number. They go, that's high. As they watch you, they go, that's, that was too much.


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[Assistant] What do you remember, yours?


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[Assistant] I don't know if I remember where I got paid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. I mean, every, yeah, like everything. I mean, that, that first college gig, the, that poster right there where I did it, uh, in, at Belmont.


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[Assistant] And uh, is what I told him it was. I didn't really know what to tell him. And I think I told him, I think it was like a thing, it was a college. So I think I'm, you know, and maybe they could, you know, but you're always like,


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[Assistant] I go, I don't know, you know, is that, if they came back with a hundred, I'd probably still do it. Uh, but yeah, I remember a ton of that where you're, you don't know what to say at all.


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[Assistant] You don't know what to offer, you don't know what, cause it is, that's one of the hardest parts.


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[Assistant] It's going like, what are you supposed to get? And like, I think I knew at that point, like a thousand dollars was like what you should get for, if you do, uh,


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[Assistant] It wasn't crazy for like, that's what they should be paying for college. But I, but yeah, I mean, there was a ton of gigs. I mean, yeah, I think I got, I want to say I won $50 in a contest once and that was crazy. And I took a picture of the check. So, I mean, I, yeah, I was very impressed with money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that you get paid that is insane. Like you're like, this is nuts, dude. Like, uh, I can't, I mean, I said it this weekend. I can't believe that.


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[Assistant] Even this weekend was like, you're like, you just get paid to come do this. It always feels like a sham. Like you always, you always think someone's going to figure you out. And then you're like, they're like, this is not, this is ridiculous. You shouldn't be doing this.


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[Assistant] I remember Rondell, like he grew up in New York and he never had his like driver's license. He was like the first person I ever, like I think at that point he didn't have a driver's license. He had an ID and I was like, what do you not have? He grew up in New York. He's like, I mean, where would I drive? What am I doing?


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[Assistant] I have shorts on underneath those jeans, rubber bands on my hand and two shirts. And I always liked the bottom shirt to hang out a little farther.


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[Assistant] Well, they go low. That's the hard part. Like when you're on stage, sometimes they go low, they go sideways and then it gets too much. It's not a good picture.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you buy water like it's nothing now. I mean, that's, but I mean, I guess, but back then were people not drinking water, like where would you get water? Like water fountains, water fountains everywhere.


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[Assistant] When you see someone doing that, what are you, what have you been flying for 15 years, dude? Get it together. Like where's your like.


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[Assistant] Just put some deodorant on and then you just see them in like the bathroom. They're like, you know, and you're like shaving and shaving. You're like, what do you go home, dude? Do you got like, you're at an airport, you're a business guy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I would buy, if I saw one that was $100, I would be like, well I need to...


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[Assistant] Could you just see what that's all about? There's, but there's no, my taste, I don't have expensive taste.


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[Assistant] Like I, I can like nice things. Like I like the things that I like. I want to do, have them be the best that they can be. But I'm not a, like so, you know, if someone's like, this chocolate's like a hundred dollars.


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[Assistant] I don't have that taste to go like, ah, it's too great. Like I would still be like, a Snickers would have been. I would have preferred. I'd chocolate ice cream. Breyers chocolate ice cream.


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[Assistant] That's going to be the next Krispy Kreme challenge. I think I can eat a lot.


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[Assistant] We could do just to, if we can make our own, just to see, go pound for pound to see who could, who could go longest. Are y'all both way in?


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[Assistant] We can do, I just got back from home, so Harper, say hello to everybody. Hi. How much ice cream do you think you could eat?


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[Assistant] A ton of it. You could probably eat the most.


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[Assistant] They get ice cream, she gets ice cream when they get, cause you go to the line, and you can choose healthy or ice cream, right? And what do you always do? Ice cream. Should be doing healthy.


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[Assistant] I think I could be, how much ice cream do I eat? I have a ton. One time, to my best, I thought it would be a funny, we had vanilla and chocolate ice cream in the refrigerator and so I was going on the road.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I knew she wanted a chocolate ice cream, but we had chocolate syrup too, so I knew we could just, I could mix it. Cause I'm really good at mixing the chocolate syrup with ice cream. So right before I leave, I eat only all the chocolate and left just the vanilla.


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[Assistant] And someone was not happy with that. She didn't think it was funny.


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[Assistant] She, she didn't think it was funny at all. But she was funny as like, she didn't like ice cream when she was, she was, she's never been a big trier of things where like, you gotta try this. She's like, no. And when she was, uh, you know, like three.


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[Assistant] I would think so, unless they had the same velocity of a squirrel.


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[Assistant] That would make us all equals. That's two thirds. Yeah. We're not all equals, but that's two thirds. That's what I mean. Yeah. You're two of the, you know, two guest stars. Come see the discounted version.


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[Assistant] Uh, they, yes. Thank you everybody. Sorry, my voice is.


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[Assistant] I'm very tired. We had a long weekend, had a bit, kind of a bit of a travel day today. Uh, but, uh, yeah. And, uh, the next week will be, I think a replay or something we recorded, have a prerecorded episode. Uh, cause they will be going to do something. I don't think we've talked about it.


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[Assistant] But we will give you, uh, Brian and Aaron have some, uh, a fun little thing that they're going to do. And so we're going to talk about it when they get back, uh, from that. So we will see you then. Thank you everybody. Goodbye.


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[Assistant] A couple years ago, I went to Zany's on a Wednesday night to see you. It was half full. And then this weekend, I'm like, hey, can I come see Norman? They're like, Saturday at four, it's the only chance you can. Everything else is sold out. I gotcha.


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[Assistant] I've done shows, it's, I know everyone though. It's all friends and family. You have to stagger them. My least like friends and family up front and then just work them back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my best video's got, is, uh, All Black Show.


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[Assistant] Well, and these are brand new. It's not like I've been saving these. This one came yesterday.


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[Assistant] I would love Mark Norman to come on this podcast, but I'm pretty sure Nate Land would lose a few podcast fans. I mean, talk about other end of the spectrum.


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[Assistant] I feel like Seinfeld, most people think Seinfeld is clean, but he'll have an occasional word in there, but it's, it's, it adds to it. It's more impactful because it's rare.


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[Assistant] I opened for Ryan Hamilton one weekend and I picked his brain the whole weekend. Just what it's like opening for him on the road. So yea, to me it's just an honor to know someone like yourself. That's about it.


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[Assistant] The, the pilot episode. I think the first two seasons, maybe the first three are the ones I know the least best.


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[Assistant] I read an article where Michael Richards said at first he did Karimer's character as


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[Assistant] Isn't he the one that comes out of the bathroom on the airplane when the lane?


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[Assistant] I just want you to watch the pilot. Kramer was called Kessler.


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[Assistant] Uh, George Costanza of course was modeled after Larry David. At first he played him as Woody Allen type, but then he changed Larry David. But there was a real, uh,


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[Assistant] Jerry's former friend Michael Costanza sued Seinfeld and NBC for $100 million, claiming the series violated his privacy. The court sided with the show's creators, but Michael Costanza said,


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[Assistant] George is bald, I am bald. George is stocky, I am stocky. George and I both went to Queens College with Jerry. George's high school teacher, nicknamed him, can't stand yet, so did mine.


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[Assistant] George had a thing about bathrooms and parking spaces, so do I. Seems like he's got a pretty strong case.


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[Assistant] I think, I kind of remember this, that Kathy Griffin's character, first time she's on is Susan's college roommate. In between shoots, uh, she asked Jerry if she could get an autograph for her friend and he yelled at her and said, that's the last thing I need to be thinking about right now.


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[Assistant] And then she went on her half hour HBO special and just kind of talked about that and ran it on it. And then he brought her back and did that whole episode about, you know, and she does the one woman show and stuff like that. So he kind of made an episode about the trashing and stuff like that. And then the guy who played Ramon, the pool boy.


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[Assistant] There was another guy originally who was supposed to play him and they wanted him to do it in a Spanish, uh, accent and he said he refused to do it because he thought it was demeaning. So they got rid of him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I thought he, I think he said a lot of mean stuff about Jerry. So they put Kathy Griffin's characters calling him the devil and stuff like that. So everything that happened to him, he would just make an episode out of it.


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[Assistant] A lot of people think, uh, Elaine's kind of based on her. She said people hear up all the time with stories because she was a writer on the show and most of the time they were terrible. But she had a friend that said, we had a dinner party the other night and these people brought her bread to serve at dinner and I forgot to put it out. And I noticed at the end of the night, they took the bread home.


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[Assistant] That's such a great episode. She also said that Jerry was such a nice guy.


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[Assistant] And she visited him and he was doing better. And then the next day she went back and they said, she said, how's he doing? They said, uh, the dementia set back in. He's telling everyone that his daughter visited him yesterday with Jerry Seinfeld on his private jet. Like no one believed him. They thought he was going crazy again. So it's a very funny story, but she's just talking about how Jerry was very generous and nice to her.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't remember the, the series finale, uh, same night, Frank Sinatra had a heart attack, rushed to the hospital.


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[Assistant] His first choice to play George was Jake Johanson.


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[Assistant] The guy who played Elaine's dad was supposed to be more of a recurring character, but he intimidated them so much in real life. They're like, we don't want him back. And he supposedly stole a butcher knife from the set. I heard that.


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[Assistant] Which makes, which maybe the pilot, I mean, not the pilot episode, but the one where they make the pilot, where the guy stills the Kramer. Oh, the Rays. The Rays, maybe that based it off of that.


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[Assistant] Oh, I mean, Jerry's dad got replaced. He was in one episode. That's right. And then George's dad was in an episode. And then that got redone for syndication. It was different than Jerry Stiller.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a different guy. I think it's the guy who played Clark Griswold's dad in Christmas Vacation.


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[Assistant] And they just didn't like the feel of it so they reshot it in syndication. On the DVD you can watch both episodes. Oh really? Yea. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And he said Larry David wanted him to be a low key.


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[Assistant] There was one episode that they never finished. It was called The Bet, and it was about how quickly somebody could buy a handgun.


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[Assistant] That's like, I didn't like the one with, uh, crazy Joe Devola where Elaine goes to his apartment. It's like the only one where it's kind of scary.


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[Assistant] Uh, Susan, they didn't like her, the woman who played Susan, uh, George said the timing was just, not George, Jason Alexander said the timing was just never right, and he's like, okay, she's going this way, and then he would try it, and then she would change, so they couldn't play off each other well.


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[Assistant] And then Julia Louis-Dreyfus said, it's impossible. It's impossible to work with her. Wow. And Jason Alexander said.


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[Assistant] Uh, Julia Dreyfus said, don't you want to just kill her? And Larry said, that's it.


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[Assistant] Uh, a guy lost his job as an executive with Miller Brewing because he was fired for sexual harassment because he was telling a co-worker, a female co-worker about the uh, junior men episode where Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name. And uh, she accused him of sexual harassment because he kept telling her this story. He sued her back.


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[Assistant] Everybody wants a buck. Just telling her about the episode? I mean, who knows what he was saying? I know.


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[Assistant] The, uh, betrayal episode, the backwards episode, it was based off a play where they did something very similar. The guy who wrote it was Harold Pinter. And so on Mishke's fiance was named Pinter.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jerry said his least favorite episode was the alternate side.


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[Assistant] When Jerry's car is stolen, George blocks traffic during the Woody Allen film, and Kramer says these pretzels are making me thirsty.


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[Assistant] Uh, but Jerry's favorite show moment, not episode, but moment was when George pulled the golf ball out.


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[Assistant] Uh, Festivus, that was a real thing. One of the, one of the writers' dads celebrated that. Uhm, you have a clock in a bag.


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[Assistant] Just weird stuff like that. They didn't know why, but that's a real thing.


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[Assistant] About a year after the show ended, there was work on a spinoff called The Jackie Child Show.


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[Assistant] That's true. Well, I mean, I remember not long after it ended, Michael Richards had a show.


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[Assistant] Mary Brad Hall at like age 20 and they're still together.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't even know. What is a big show now? I don't even know. Oh, Ted Lasso?


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[Assistant] I think that, cause I thought, I think the opposite, you're on the biggest show in the world, you're playing opposite him, you would know his name.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Sarah Silverman said her episode with Michael Richards, what is it? She says it was probably just the wind.


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[Assistant] And she said it was probably just the rain, and he jumped all over her about it.


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[Assistant] The next day they were going over their lines and she said, she conferred them about it and like, don't act like nothing happened, you know, you know, and then she said they became good friends after that.


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[Assistant] And Michael Richards. I don't know if good friends, but that kind of broke the ice.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jerry's address was 129 West 81st Street. That's not a real address, but it would be, uh,


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[Assistant] And did you guys see it was buzzing a few months ago about how his hermit layout could not really be like that? Did you see that? I did see that, yeaah. The way his kitchen goes, it would be


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[Assistant] I think the layout, the architectural layouts, it would be like the way his kitchen is, it would.


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[Assistant] It would be way out in the hall, like, it wouldn't make sense if the hall would be straight like that.


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[Assistant] Did you see our Netflix now? It's shot in 16 by 9, so. I did. The stuff that's cut off.


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[Assistant] Really? That's what I read and they just, I mean, I watched some last night and.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like the pot hole episode, I think it shows it cut out. I didn't really notice it just watching some episodes.


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[Assistant] Uh, Steinbrenner played himself on an episode, but he was so bad that they cut it out. It was Larry David, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it wasn't going to be the first episode, but long after that character was already going, they said, it'd be funny to have Steinbrenner play himself. And it was, I think it was when George was about to get married and Elaine was going alone to the wedding. He wants to go with Elaine. He's like, only losers sit at the loser's table. I'm a winner.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. I think, uh, the Jay Buhner stuff, you know, that was very funny and all that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Layne wasn't in the pilot course. The waitress was going to be the female kind of, not lead, but, and then after the pilot, they were like, yeah, we need more of a female character. Just the waitress.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the theme music for Seinfeld is different every time. Like in the opening, when he's telling the jokes on stage. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I never knew that until recently, but the guy said he would listen to the monologue and put, put that in kind of with the beats of the joke.


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[Assistant] Now I watched the, uh, I was, Vulture just put out because it's on Netflix, they're, they ranked every episode. You know, least favorites, the Puerto Rican, Puerto Rican Day Parade. I already watched it last night. You like it, right?


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[Assistant] I felt like some of the storylines were getting a little more far-fetched with...


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[Assistant] Uh, I said before, I'll stick with the soup Nazi. I got blasted because they said it was too easy, but I feel like every storyline in that's very funny to me. It's one of the ones that's got the armoire.


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[Assistant] Street Tufts? Street Tufts, yeah. George with the poopy-smoopy that kind of backfires on him. Oh yeaah. So, smoopy-smoopy-smoopy.


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[Assistant] When, uh, Jerry Stiller died last year, ESPN wrote an article, what the hell did you trade Jay Beuner for? And found out that he was right. It was Ken Phelps. Yea, Ken Phelps. They looked at their careers and Frank Costanza was right about.


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