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[Assistant] But I think that's gonna be- Well because like being like international and black you get different things you do than being American and black. Like you get more shit. I'm not even talking about that, I'm talking about like, I'm talking about like-


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[Assistant] Cause you gotta imagine, they gotta be putting a lot of money in that store owner's pocket, you know? Buying all those sodas.


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[Assistant] You gotta live in that crap. Sorry. Can we get one more Gary impression, Casey? Dude, he's fucking giving it to us.


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[Assistant] Well, I didn't know that, you know, whoever did that, you know, that was crazy.


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[Assistant] I broke the first one. The only piece I brought with me actually is a freeze bite. Yea, I broke the first one.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Optimum Noctus. It'll be sick. Also, uh, Drip. I'm still doing Drip. Uh, Drip at the stand. I'm still doing Drip. I'm going back. I'm plugging my thing too. Now that you passed the mic.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I'm coming back the next day. I know, I can't believe I said it out loud as many times as I did. But yeaah, Out to Monocles on the 2nd at The Creek.


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[Assistant] It will be a good time. Alright, let's speed that up. And, that's very mean. And drip, and drip it to stay in, uh, April 3rd. Lamar, do you have anything you'd like?


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[Assistant] What does that mean? I'm not a, I'm not a board leader. What? Oh, PITM call to action.


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[Assistant] No, don't even bother. Come on, Nate. Let's go. I don't like what y'all are doing to me. You don't have to do it if you don't.


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[Assistant] What treatment are you in now? Right now, uhm, going, I'm just taking radiation for right now, uhm, but. Okay. So according to you, the last payment you ever get for


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[Assistant] He knows the truth. He knows the truth. That's it.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. The roof isn't your actual property. It's the property of the landowners, so you do have to get permission.


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[Assistant] I absolutely see both sides. Yea, I could see it working. If you didn't have any buddies. Yea, or- No broskies and buds.


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[Assistant] No brewskies and buzz. You're gonna need to hire someone to talk to. True. You can't go down to the local B-dubs and chat it out and go, fucking my wife is such a fucking cunt. Yes, can we get another picture?


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[Assistant] What happened to you as a child that you don't want to go to your parents' house?


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[Assistant] Were you ever bored at your home growing up? Holy shit I was.


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[Assistant] Can't wait to get out of here and go straight to the doves, dude.


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[Assistant] Man, that was a major issue in a previous relationship of going- The B-Dub's council? No, going to the, her, her family's house for like holidays and shit. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Actually it's been in almost every relationship, but there was one particular one, an old one, that was, uh, I couldn't do it.


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[Assistant] It was just women. There was literally zero B-Dubs counsel within the family house. Bro.


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[Assistant] It's, they would sit and just talk about stuff. They would talk about, they're like, Oh, at Macy's they have a sale on these.


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[Assistant] And then the other girl will go, Oh, I need to get down there at Boscov's. They're selling these blenders for 30% off. Dude, it's insane. These are really good blenders.


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[Assistant] You're my only outlet for sexual pleasure and you're not giving it to me, uh, I'm not mad. That's fine with me. The governor has, I forget every single time I forget. I go, I go, ooh. I haven't done this in a few days and they go, I'm gonna need to see your license.


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[Assistant] This is a tough stretch. I'm home for a few weeks. We're gonna see what happens. You might fall to Reddit porn.


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[Assistant] Really? I don't think people are having sex or anything. It's just like a girl's boobs.


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[Assistant] You go, God dammit, I wanted to see you. Really? Yea, I'm sure there's ladies out there going hog wild, but I haven't found them.


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[Assistant] That's Freud, dude. That's Freud, dude. You're just jacking off. Just relax. Just relax. But you're jerking off a guy and you are liking getting jerked off by a guy. Analyzing instinct and thought bothers me so much. It's not an instinct. Jerking off is a technology. Jerking off is pure instinct.


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[Assistant] What the hell am I worried about? They're gonna hit you with some fuckin' purity, becoming sanctified, avoiding lust.


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[Assistant] So they were like, yo chill. That's what I'm talking about. The habit of self pleasure is a great example of the flesh governing the mind. The flesh keeps governing the mind dude. It does. Thankfully the actual government


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[Assistant] Nah, it's gonna pervade our culture. It's coming. It is here. Oh, it's- Le Maire's in the house, dude. Eastern bullshit's here. Look at this shit he's drinking.


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[Assistant] Where did you get the- oh, there's that fucking store right up the street, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Alright, pause. This guy, so I get in there, I was like alright, I haven't worked out in a while, I'm gonna go to Rogan's, get a nice easy one, hit the sauna, this will be a nice day. I get in, of course one of the Navy SEALs, training, one of the Navy SEAL security guys in there, he's like, you ready to hit the gauntlet with me brother? And I was like dude, I'm not hitting the fucking Navy SEAL gauntlet.


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[Assistant] And then he was, he shamed me into it, he was like, come on dude, come on.


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[Assistant] How would you say no? It was nine different lifts and workouts. Three minutes on, one minute off. You have to go three minutes to exhaustion on every single one. What? Dude.


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[Assistant] It sucked. One of them was just hanging, hanging on the bar for three minutes. A dead hang? It ruined me. Yea dude. Just hanging there. This muscle is, it's ruined.


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[Assistant] Hang for a minute. And then he was like, all right, pop your shirt off.


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[Assistant] He was like, we take our shirts off, it's gonna get hot in here. And I was like, uh, I'm definitely not doing that. I'm not gonna work out in front of a mirror with my fucking shirt off right now. And he was like, you need to find the problem areas. I was like, brother, the whole thing's a fucking mess.


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[Assistant] We don't need his shirt off for this. I thought you'd enjoy this.


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[Assistant] I hit the no instantly. I was like, dude, I'm not.


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[Assistant] What are you talking about? Damn. I'll hang on the bar for three minutes to exhaust it. It was impossible. Jesus. I hung for like 30 seconds and then...


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[Assistant] Five seconds at a time after that. Dude, that shit's hard. It was impossible. The whole thing.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. 100 burpees. You got a good garage for it too. I know, it was awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just a philosophy in it like that. Yeah, just a guy hitting you with like.


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[Assistant] Like that. Yeah, he was a Jesuit. Jesuits are up to, they're up to good stuff. They're pretty sick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, those guys can, I'd like to punch one of those guys in the belly. Go find him in his cave.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're like, you think you're, you think you're king? You're hanging out with all these fucking whores and tax collectors? And he was like, bro.


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[Assistant] Ooh, big in black news. Beep beep beep beep beep. What you got? We got breaking black news. We got- Dude, you see J. Cole apologize?


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[Assistant] Freud would have been all over that. True. He'd be like, that's gay.


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[Assistant] Phil saw my stand-up act and didn't approve of it. What? Well actually my mom saw my stand-up act and then reported back to my father. Really? My father called me and was like, you can't say that. Your mother and I are sad. Oh, he saw. So now he's trying to get back on my good side. You did. Cause I was like, shut the fuck up, dad. Yeah, dude, this is a- Dad, this is my art.


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[Assistant] When we do that though, we also have to, because we're all pretending women like sex like that.


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[Assistant] So then they can, they should, they should enjoy that. If they liked sex like as much as they say they do, they should enjoy that.


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[Assistant] Just skipping all the bullshit and fucking. They should love that. True. As much as we would.


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[Assistant] Makes me wonder. Maybe they don't like sex as much.


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[Assistant] We're really breaking down the broads today. Yea, but we shouldn't be doing this shush. It's nice.


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[Assistant] Rap is just WWF. Big time. We had a perfect story going and then J. Cole said nah. There is an opportunity though for Kendrick to go full sicko mode. He could. And diss him again, dude. Just be like, that's what I thought, bitch. Yeah, he could.


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[Assistant] But it is a... He has to. He's going to. He's going to be like, when I talk shit, everyone runs away. He's going to say that. But then Jay Cole might go, fuck it.


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[Assistant] I need to write some lyrical prose. We just need Drizzy Drake, dude. True. Please, Six God, please Six God, respond.


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[Assistant] Poop did he scoop? I think so too. What is that, when he was going, toop, toop-a-scoop? He was like, Drake, I made this.


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[Assistant] I produced this beat for you and then he gave it to Drake and I think Drake made a song with it or was about to and then Kanye released.


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[Assistant] I saw that clip, it wasn't, the one, is that the one where he's like, where he's like,


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[Assistant] We need to do more than pray every time I pray. Where's God? He doesn't help me out.


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[Assistant] That's kind of a, that's kind of a Christian theology also. You can't just pray dude. True.


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[Assistant] Future slut outfits are pretty cool to see. That is pretty awesome.


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[Assistant] Their shades have durable frames and crystal clear optics, making them perfect, making them a perfect choice for all outdoor adventures. They have many styles and colors to pick from, so finding your next pair of shades is a breeze. Personally endorse these.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I look average, you know, I gotta get a bigger pair, I got a big fucking head.


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[Assistant] Damn, that'd be tough to tell a lady to put down a fucking suite. Well, have you ever done it?


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[Assistant] You should see it when I hit a pig's leg. It's fucking chaos, dude. We're going to beat ups. We'll order wings when we get there, drink a couple beers. Ooh, second meal.


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[Assistant] I go, first slice doesn't count. I picked it up straight out of the box. And I go, alright. Now I'm gonna settle down. Now I'll get a plate.


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[Assistant] I mean, when it's grub for everyone like that, the greed kicks in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Buffalo Dip at Gillis Family Christmas. Oh my god. The boys were circling, big dogs, circling.


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[Assistant] Yes, but it was over ribs. That's what I'm saying. It was their subconscious. I couldn't argue. It was the black man sub. Beep beep beep beep.


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[Assistant] Divvy the wings. Divvy the ribs. These honkies wouldn't even know what to do with all these ribs.


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[Assistant] I would, when I was working at Ardmore Toyota, I would take the change in my car.


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[Assistant] That flat tire on the way to work almost cried because I was like, mmmm. Did they fix it there? Uh, yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, true. My matcha. Coffee's not for birds fans, dude. Matcha.


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[Assistant] Hangover from light beer. There you go, alright, now it's time to get seven coffees, three hot dogs.


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[Assistant] It's all in her head. That's exactly, that's exactly what the doctor said.


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[Assistant] Brian Simpson was talking about, like, this, for some reason, I don't know why I thought of this, uh, screaming at your iPhone and surpassing things. Eventually, they were like, AI, Rogan was on one, he was like, AI is gonna get so powerful that it's smarter. In our lifetime, it'll be smarter than every human combined. And then Brian Simpson was like, and then,


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[Assistant] It's Donald Trump. Donald Trump versus the AI super computer. There's only one human that's like, I'm smarter than that. That computer's dumb as shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't know. Aren't they doing like an AI George Carlin special? Really? Lamizia, can you look that up? And I think that's selfish. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] Rightfully so, and they'll change that. There's gonna be fat fucking princesses soon.


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[Assistant] Ooh, I think I found a way around Governor Abbott's nasty rules. What? Disney princesses.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can see how that was a problem. I'm gonna dress up like a character so I can hug all the kids.


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[Assistant] Like, alright, hey, the princess. They probably worshiped the fucking princess.


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[Assistant] He's like, oh yeah, real nice, real nice, very nice of you. Oh man. Oh, very nice. Yeah, he was pissed off. That is a gathering of fucking dickheads at that place.


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[Assistant] I didn't get anything for Christmas. I didn't get anything for Christmas that year except a towel with Mickey Mouse on it.


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[Assistant] He was like, look at this, I got you one of these. It was like chicken on a stick. I was actually pumped. I was like, this is so fucking cool.


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[Assistant] That's, Freud would know all about that. That's true. That's just gay. True. It's foul. We like to eat phallic things.


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[Assistant] Your father's handing you his penis. You're eating it. You're gay. You're destroying it. You're destroying it. You're destroying your dad's cock.


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[Assistant] Time to read fucking Popper. Carl Popper's the bro, dude. We're done with this Freud bullshit.


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[Assistant] I had a rough improv last night, I forgot about that. I don't know if you saw it, I just broke out into a Hitler... When? There was a part of a joke where I was like...


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[Assistant] If you don't laugh, this is just hate speech right now.


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[Assistant] When you start with a rough on it, I've opened with that joke that my mom got sad about a couple times and it's an intense bomb.


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[Assistant] Egypt inventing paper. I had no idea. Uhm, alright. Yea, let's swing over. Let's get to the real stuff. Now it's time to get down to business. Let's get to the real stuff. On the Patreon. Let's go.


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[Assistant] I went back to work in August of 2014, but we hadn't spoken. There was no communication whatsoever once I started back to work.


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[Assistant] Hi, this is Andy Katz, host of March Madness 365, presented by Grammarly. This week on the podcast, tune in as we discuss March Madness players, upsets, matchups, and bracket busters. Listen to March Madness 365 with Andy Katz, presented by Grammarly, wherever you get your podcasts.


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[Assistant] Hi, this is Andy Katz, host of March Madness 365, presented by Grammarly. This week on the podcast, tune in as we discuss March Madness players, upsets, matchups, and bracket busters. Listen to March Madness 365 with Andy Katz, presented by Grammarly, wherever you get your podcasts.


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[Assistant] Grammarly is a secure AI writing partner that gives your team an instant first draft in a few clicks, not a few hours. Companies that use Grammarly save an average of 19 days per employee per year.


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[Assistant] Hi, this is Andy Katz, host of March Madness 365, presented by Grammarly. This week on the podcast, tune in as we discuss March Madness players, upsets, matchups, and bracket busters. Listen to March Madness 365 with Andy Katz, presented by Grammarly, wherever you get your podcasts.


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[Assistant] Grammarly is a secure AI writing partner that gives your team an instant first draft in a few clicks, not a few hours. Companies that use Grammarly save an average of 19 days per employee per year.


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[Assistant] Grammarly is a secure AI writing partner that gives your team an instant first draft in a few clicks, not a few hours. Companies that use Grammarly save an average of 19 days per employee per year.


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[Assistant] Grammarly is a secure AI writing partner that gives your team an instant first draft in a few clicks, not a few hours. Companies that use Grammarly save an average of 19 days per employee per year.


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[Assistant] Grammarly is a secure AI writing partner that gives your team an instant first draft in a few clicks, not a few hours. Companies that use Grammarly save an average of 19 days per employee per year.


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[Assistant] I'm okay with the outcome, I feel sorry for Antoine, he's a good guy, and uh, things didn't work out, but uh, I'm happy to move forward.


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[Assistant] Hi, this is Andy Katz, host of March Madness 365, presented by Grammarly. This week on the podcast, tune in as we discuss March Madness players, upsets, matchups, and bracket busters. Listen to March Madness 365 with Andy Katz, presented by Grammarly, wherever you get your podcasts.


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[Assistant] Grammarly is a secure AI writing partner that gives your team an instant first draft in a few clicks, not a few hours. Companies that use Grammarly save an average of 19 days per employee per year.


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[Assistant] Hi, this is Andy Katz, host of March Madness 365, presented by Grammarly. This week on the podcast, tune in as we discuss March Madness players, upsets, matchups, and bracket busters. Listen to March Madness 365 with Andy Katz, presented by Grammarly, wherever you get your podcasts.


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[Assistant] Grammarly is a secure AI writing partner that gives your team an instant first draft in a few clicks, not a few hours. Companies that use Grammarly save an average of 19 days per employee per year.


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[Assistant] Hi, this is Andy Katz, host of March Madness 365, presented by Grammarly. This week on the podcast, tune in as we discuss March Madness players, upsets, matchups, and bracket busters. Listen to March Madness 365 with Andy Katz, presented by Grammarly, wherever you get your podcasts.


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[Assistant] Grammarly is a secure AI writing partner that gives your team an instant first draft in a few clicks, not a few hours. Companies that use Grammarly save an average of 19 days per employee per year.


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[Assistant] Hi, this is Andy Katz, host of March Madness 365, presented by Grammarly. This week on the podcast, tune in as we discuss March Madness players, upsets, matchups, and bracket busters. Listen to March Madness 365 with Andy Katz, presented by Grammarly, wherever you get your podcasts.


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[Assistant] Grammarly is a secure AI writing partner that gives your team an instant first draft in a few clicks, not a few hours. Companies that use Grammarly save an average of 19 days per employee per year.


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[Assistant] Hi, this is Andy Katz, host of March Madness 365, presented by Grammarly. This week on the podcast, tune in as we discuss March Madness players, upsets, matchups, and bracket busters. Listen to March Madness 365 with Andy Katz, presented by Grammarly, wherever you get your podcasts.


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[Assistant] So he wanted to see the place. So on the, the Sunday.


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[Assistant] Alright, so step on in here. What's, what's, what's this like for you?


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[Assistant] Alright. How things going at the, at the old joint?


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[Assistant] We have a horrible night, it got very busy, uhm,


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[Assistant] Correct. Okay, go ahead. Uhm, and then I noticed, look in the rear view mirror, I see a truck


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[Assistant] Coming very fast against me and the last minute he pulls a break and I was like, I look in the preview mirror, I thought he was...


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[Assistant] No, he wasn't. He didn't say anything. He didn't say sorry or nothing. It's all he said, I cut him off. Which is- Oh, he said to you, you cut me off. Yeah, he said, I cut him off and he had no, uh- Well, you might have cut him off.


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[Assistant] Mame, is the, the value of the card is right here?


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[Assistant] I didn't get, I thought this is in the, in there. Yeaah. We sit for?


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[Assistant] Okay now, who, uh, annoys who more? Landlords or tenants? Uh, I'd say the landlords. Why is that? Uh, they're always bugging you for money. Well that's good. Yeah. It's called rent.


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[Assistant] I agree. And welcome back to the People's Court. Harvey Levin here in front of the TMZ. Hollywood Tour Bus question is, guys, uhm, is this defendant allowed to dognap, if you will, the Shih Tzu to protect the Shih Tzu from the pit bull? No. That was so considered. Why? Why pray tell?


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[Assistant] Okay, Kurt, a couple of things. One, uh, you can sue to get property back generally in small claims court. Two, uhm, if you really have an issue like this, sir, what you can do is you call animal control, you file a complaint, and they'll come out and protect the dog. Do it for this case. Lennigan's for the next case on the way into the courtroom, right now.


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[Assistant] Well, she, it was her birthday and then she decided to stay the night with her mom. And then from there, she said she wanted to move back with her parents. We were still together while she moved out and then she started working and I guess she met another guy.


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[Assistant] And then what happened? And then one day I just, it was just too much, I ended up going blind. Going blind? Yea. Like for like four days I think.


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[Assistant] So then he gave me anxiety pills to calm down and stuff like that and then after I got my vision back we both from there after a while she said leave me alone so then I left her alone after a while. I just got the, I woke up as well.


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[Assistant] He says he was retained for an attempted murder case involving the plaintiff's son, and there was video of the vicious attack. The kid had spikes on the bottom of his shoes, and he stomped on the victim's head until he was unconscious.


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[Assistant] And have their cases settled here before Judge Marilyn Milian in our forum, the People's Court.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's after they kicked the door in, Your Honor. The door was always like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, thank you. So on March 19th, I was walking my dog late at night. Uh, we were, he was off the leash. Uh, as we came down the street, I noticed Mr. Bert and Angel with their two dogs on the side of the road.


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[Assistant] Uh, so he immediately came back, put him on his leash, and then, and crossed him. I would say there's probably 50 yards between us while this is going on.


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[Assistant] Uhm, as we crossed in the street, they were on one side, I was on the other, uh, their dog, the larger dog, uh, Gator, became pretty excited.


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[Assistant] Uhm, became pretty excited. I didn't want to instigate him anymore, so I stopped on the side of the road and just said, is he friendly? And they said yes.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I waited. My dog was on my right side at this point and they're on the far left of me. Uhm, Gator was pulling pretty hard. He's a pretty big lab.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and Angel was walking him. So he, she was kinda getting drug along behind him.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. And I asked if he was friendly. They said yes. So I waited. I led Cooper around from the right side of me. As soon as they got close, Gator became aggressive towards the dog.


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[Assistant] So Gator and Cooper were coming this way in front of me.


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[Assistant] Just, just a simple motion, as I pulled back my hand was there. And it got in the way.


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[Assistant] I did, so I went to the hospital, they, uhm, they gave me two x-rays because of the swelling and the punctures, they were, the bite lined up on my finger. So it wasn't just a nip, it lined up on my finger.


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[Assistant] There just really wasn't an opportunity for my dog to even bite me. I would also say my dog's never bit or snapped at anybody's whole life.


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[Assistant] They wouldn't stitch because of a dog bite, they wanted to heel open. So I got a real long soak in Betadynely.


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[Assistant] I asked Mr. Burt right away, you know, has your dog had his vaccinations? He said yes. Uhm, and then I followed up with him the next day or maybe two days later just saying I really need to see those shot records to be comfortable with it. You know, I really felt like his dog wasn't being aggressive towards me, just towards my dog.


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[Assistant] So I didn't bring any evidence with me. Unfortunately, data has been put down because abiding two more residents earlier this year. This was after the fact. Yep.


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[Assistant] And I told him that that was fine and that I was comfortable working on a payment plan. The communication between the two of us would just be important.


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[Assistant] I was trying to clean up and retrieve something that might have, you know, survived the flood.


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[Assistant] Yes, I did, actually. I think I have, uh, every right to collect what I was looking for.


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[Assistant] But, you know, uhm, I guess I'll take what I get. Alright. It's better than nothing.


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[Assistant] Alright, come on out here, and so uhm, is the diaper back on?


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[Assistant] When we called him, yes, we had already rented the entire bottom floor to the photo studio. We called Tony to see if we can have the second floor split into two legal apartments instead of just one family.


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[Assistant] When we had spoken in his office, he said he would have to come look at the apartment. So he came out and he did that, took some measurements, looked at the outside structure.


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[Assistant] In June, uhm, he was done, we were done, we finalized everything. In June, I, he's, I said, okay, what's next now that we finalized the plans, everything looks good, what do we do? He says you have to contact Tony to sign the application to submit the paperwork to the building department.


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[Assistant] I'm speechless. I think the judge was very fair in returning my money, but I, for him, I mean, he needs to do better at his job.


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[Assistant] Why? Because things like natural disasters happens, they had no idea that the plants were gonna be rejected. They who? The customer? The customer and the architect.


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[Assistant] Okay, thank you. Uhm, it's basically a story about friendship and betrayal. I had asked my friend Nancy to help me move in March of 2016, uh, my house. Okay, help you move from where to where?


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[Assistant] I was moving from a house in Scarsdale, New York to a two bedroom apartment in Manhattan.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and as part of the agreement I told her I would compensate her after


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[Assistant] Well, I was going to only leave them. We weren't really sure. I had to find another place. Ultimately, I was going to move them to my brother's home.


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[Assistant] Okay, from April, I think it was. Of one year. Of April 3rd, 2016. Okay. Roughly, that was the date that the movers delivered it to her home.


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[Assistant] On and off for five years. There's been other issues before. This is not surprising to me.


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[Assistant] So that to me, what I read to that was to call the pastor, which I did. I have never spoken to the pastor because there's nobody that answers that number. And in July, actually, she finally responded to me, which is online.


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[Assistant] She told me to contact Pastor Amelia to pick up her stuff at her mother's.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't care. I didn't care about the money. I cared about my children's things. That was it. And she lied about my husband.


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[Assistant] Well, I trusted her. So when you trust... Come on, come on. I trusted her. Trust, she betrays. Sorry, sorry.


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[Assistant] Welcome back to the People's Court, Harvey Levin here. So can you, uhm, can you allow your dog to pee and poop on the balcony if it's possible that it could go underneath to the, to the apartment below?


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[Assistant] Welcome back to the People's Carton X case. On the dock, the plaintiff took his motorcycle to the defendant's repair shop, claims that one of the workers secretly greased his tire so he crashed and come back for more repairs. But the defendant says the plaintiff is crazy. It's the case of Grease, the lawsuit.


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[Assistant] So, do you believe this? That the plaintiff would, that the repair shop would actually secretly grease the wheel?


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[Assistant] What's more probable that happened here? What do you think?


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[Assistant] Welcome back to the People's Court. Next case on the dock, the plaintiff hired the defendant to make balloon centerpieces and says they deflated, but the defendant says the balloons were A-okay. It's the case of your balloons really blow.


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[Assistant] Yes. Because? Because they deflated. How long should they last?


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[Assistant] Harvey? Okay, Doug, even though the balloons were delivered, the fact is they weren't there. They didn't do the job. I mean, they have to last long enough for the wedding. They didn't. That's why she got a full refund.


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[Assistant] And had their cases settled here, before Judge Marilyn Milian, in our forum, the People's Court.


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[Assistant] Uhm, she had, uh, several props. One was a, uh, candy cart, uh, with a Hollywood theme. Uh, the other one was a backdrop with her daughter's picture on there.


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[Assistant] What does that mean? It's basically a candle lighting that we do where all the candles, 16 candles, 17 candles are actually put on top and normally on the sweet 16 the girl makes her speeches. They dedicate each candle and then they blow it out at the end.


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[Assistant] They do, they have a, uh, there's a button on the bottom of each one that you press on and then they spin.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, Your Honor, the truck left that day between 12 and 1230 and because of the marathon there was heavy traffic. They wound up getting there.


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[Assistant] Your Honor, the video was taken at five after seven. That's the time when it was done. There was no people in there. There wasn't anybody in the room.


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[Assistant] They were supposed to bring the balls. Unfortunately that day when they were rushing to put everything on the truck, they forgot the balls.


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[Assistant] I would guess they'd be a little upset, I'll be honest with you, but I understand where she's coming from.


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[Assistant] I'm sure he did. It was, you know, they were a little bit late as far as with the traffic and everything and by the time they got set up it was a little bit late. I mean, uh. You can appreciate her frustration. I do. I understand.


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[Assistant] Uhm, on October 1st 2010, I was arrested for a warrant.


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[Assistant] And uhm, I went to jail, I went to the precinct, and a friend of mine came to the precinct to, uhm, collect my wallet with my bank card in it.


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[Assistant] And once that was done, you know, he went to the bail bar and withdrew the money out of my account.


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[Assistant] And he didn't have a job at the time, so he contacted the defendant, and the defendant put up two pay stubs.


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[Assistant] I didn't go anywhere. I painted the living room, the kitchen, the hallway, and the bathroom. She refused to let me paint the bedroom.


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[Assistant] And it was, it was frivolous because my wife and I, we had gotten, we were visiting, we were cordial.


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[Assistant] She, she got the check. She don't know if the girl gave it to her or not. I don't know what day it got cast, but it is what it is.


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[Assistant] Okay, had a complaint that the car was overheating, so I brought it into the shop, let it run for, you know, half an hour, got it good and warm.


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[Assistant] Listen to the fan cycle and everything. And it was not doing anything that he said. It was not overheating or nothing like that. So I called him up.


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[Assistant] That's what I thought. I couldn't duplicate your concern. So.


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[Assistant] My only thought was a thermostat could have stuck or something, and he agreed to that, and he agreed to put a thermostat in it, which I did. Ran the car again, let it thermo-cycle, let the fan run as it should, road tested it for about two miles and everything was fine.


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[Assistant] Called him, he picked it up, and he left, and about maybe 10-15 minutes later came back, said it was still overheating, so.


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[Assistant] After letting it idle for 15 minutes, yeaah, so 2 miles should be plenty.


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[Assistant] And he says, you think I'll make it? I says, I don't know. That's a, that's a gamble.


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[Assistant] If it was in backwards, he wouldn't drive ten miles without a problem.


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[Assistant] No, I think they probably weren't necessary, but they obviously weren't done right. The car didn't run fine.


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[Assistant] You know, your garden variety domestic violence, I just whacked them from the backseat because I'm not, I'm not about to be left.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Douglas. Okay. Amin, you are suing Angie for $10,000. According to you, you're at actually more than that state maximum in California.


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[Assistant] For bail, for wrongful arrest, four days of missed work, and $7,000 to fix your car,


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[Assistant] Because she had you wrongfully arrested and she damaged your car.


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[Assistant] Why would police get involved at three in the morning when you're in a private parking lot and there's nobody around by you hitting the car? That is not a call to the police. Uh huh. Really? You think that smacking his car? Let's, let's, let's see that video. You have a video because what happened? You went back and it turns out the business has a, a camera up in front. Right. Okay, we see you walking out and let's see what you do.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, there's no volume, right? Oh my god, it's not a stick, it's a 2x4!


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[Assistant] So, wha- and then what do you do? You're literally, like he said, stepping on it to crack it in two so that it's more maneuverable for you? I guess. Yeah, cause it was too long.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that won't do. You know the right tools for the job.


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[Assistant] Look at that. Look at that. And another. And another thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. I don't know about the hair stuff because she's putting her ponytail back on right now.


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[Assistant] I saw her take the other part of the stick and do something to her arm. What were you doing?


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[Assistant] You just said to me, I'm not gonna lie, I did take a stick, the other half of the stick that I just destroyed his car with, and I scratched myself so that I could lie to law enforcement and tell law enforcement that he hurt me so he could end up getting arrested.


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[Assistant] How are you raised that you would have the complete confidence to just look me in the eye and tell me that and think for one second that this is gonna go well for you?


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[Assistant] What do we got? So she takes it, let's hit the car a few more times.


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[Assistant] Okay. And she's doing what there? She's trying to get back-


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[Assistant] You tell them about the car. You tell them that she's good. Watch this. Boom. And boom, you're in custody.


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[Assistant] So you're talking about the fee for the bail bondsman. Your bail was a lot more than, than... It was 50,000. 50,000. So you had to pay the fee to the bail bondsman to post the 50,000. Right. So how does it, what happens to this criminal case against you?


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[Assistant] The thing is, you got caught is what really happened. See, right now you would just be the crying little victim in a courtroom if there weren't video of you smacking up the guy's car and then smacking up yourself to lie to the police. Did you ever show this video to the police?


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[Assistant] You're gonna take the tape of today's proceedings, okay? And you're gonna take it to the police so now they can hear how she admits that she banned herself off to make it look worse, right? Right. Yeah, it's better for you now, right? How do you feel watching this video?


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[Assistant] How did the police arrest you? Have you gone to see the prosecutor's office?


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[Assistant] I think, no, they are. I think it's going to be different once they see this and her admitting it. This is unbelievable. This is just unbelievable. Do you have pictures of the damage to your car?


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[Assistant] Right? To get more money. Or if it's a real estimate. And if you don't have pictures of the original, I mean I can see what's going on.


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[Assistant] To make sure that your damages are what you say you are. You can't just bring me a piece of paper when you have it uniquely within your ability to show me the damage so I can make sure it's fair. Did you bring me three estimates or one estimate?


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[Assistant] And, uh, you know, and you didn't bring it because of course it's lower and you want, like every other plaintiff, you want the higher estimate. Alright. I am horrified at the complete and utter psychopathy that you have exhibited.


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[Assistant] Medical attention. You need to have anger management. If you want to have any semblance of sanity in your life, life is a lot more frustrating than your man taping the butt of some other girl.


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[Assistant] But you have the hubris to continue to insist that you are the victim when I know that you are not the victim from everything that I am seeing, including your admission under oath here, that you took that stick just like it looks in the video and hit yourself with it.


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[Assistant] Okay? Because this is not gonna go unnoticed. Not here, and not with the police. You don't get to file a false police report, frame a guy, and just say, well I was mad.


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[Assistant] The $4,000 that he had to pay for bail because of you, you are going to pay him.


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[Assistant] And the estimate to fix the car, I am going to estimate at another $4,000.


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[Assistant] Because that entire car is gonna end up having to be painted and fixed. And I am ruling in favor of the plaintiff in the amount of $8,000. That's my judgment. Pay the man.


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[Assistant] Girlfriend, uhm, fifteen, for fifteen hundred dollars that you say you loaned him and he has refused to repay. What's going on?


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[Assistant] And why would she care if they were just co-parenting and didn't have a relationship and you weren't just the other woman? That's what he said, so I don't know.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know, when she throws them out, didn't that make you say, hm, what's she mad at if you're allowed to do that? Didn't you say that in your head?


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[Assistant] That doesn't bring a little bell in your little redhead either? Cause he had just started a job at Applebee's at the time. Alright, so you loan him $1500. Okay, now there's something you say in the complaint that I just don't understand. You say,


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[Assistant] When he got the $5,000, he would pay you back the $1,500 that you loaned him that supposedly he gave to her. And then what happened?


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[Assistant] Okay, when did you pay, when did you loan him the money? Uh, this will be around April 20th.


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[Assistant] He says he's got receipts to show that he sent a person of your name two $500 payments and a person, what was the other name?


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[Assistant] So he, his receipts show that $1,500 went $1,000 to you and $1,000 which I assume was at your direction to your aunt. Right. So what is it you're saying and why are you here then?


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[Assistant] Cause you've admitted 1500 went in, but he pretty much tried to take it back. I don't know if tried to take it back means took it back, but if it doesn't,


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[Assistant] There ain't no friends. There's no female. Alright, so, and uh, so you asked her what she said.


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[Assistant] Uh, sweetie, did you think I wasn't gonna ask you whether to prove that the money got taken out?


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[Assistant] Because otherwise you just look like a little tw- little girl who wanted to see him again. That's how it looks. And who wasted my time. So do you want me to give you a recess so that you can go into your bank account to prove what you're saying? Because if $1,500 got taken out of your account, you better believe that it's gonna show on your statement.


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[Assistant] Please be seated, thank you. So I've given you, uh, some time for you to find the bank evidence of what you're saying. What you're saying is you may have gotten it but then it got withdrawn because he was trying to take it out and then you said he did take it back out. So let's see. What were you able to find?


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[Assistant] She didn't originally plan on showing me these bank statements.


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[Assistant] What kind, uh, you are either incredibly dishonest or a complete moron, neither of which is a good thing. I'm not sure which is more dangerous, but I think you're incredibly dishonest. Because when you say to me, look, here's my April statement, he said he sent it April 27th, so look at my April statement, Judge.


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[Assistant] I don't care whether you would do it or not. I could care less if you leave it there to gain interest a hundred years.


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[Assistant] Do you get what getting the money means? See, you know you just didn't think, you must not watch people's court.


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[Assistant] You think I'm gonna hear you say, oh, he cheated and then he cheated back and then he went back with her and he never paid me. And you're hoping that she's not here, that she isn't gonna give him access to her bank account and that he's not gonna be able to prove it. But you didn't just waste


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[Assistant] I know it went to your bank. I see it went to your bank. You know it went to your bank.


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[Assistant] You know it. And you know that one payment went to your auntie at your direction. And you're just a sniveling little liar to come in here and waste my time and tell me, oh, but he tried to take it out. You know exactly how you look at a bank statement. Prove to me he tried to take it out. Is there ever a moment that he tries to take it out?


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[Assistant] Is there ever a moment that he tries to take it out like you testified under oath before I took my recess?


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[Assistant] If this is at 22, I don't wanna see you when you're saltier. Did you know your daughter was having an affair?


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[Assistant] Those two cars already parked in my driveway. The bike's a big bike. I couldn't just turn around like that. So I came down to the neighbor's driveway, came out of there, and when I came around, my neighbor was pulling out and she went to go say hi to my mother and I went right into the car.


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[Assistant] It wasn't, it wasn't wrecked, that's the thing. I had a mechanic to fix the bike, all it was was the fairings, the front fork, and that's it. The bike, the engine ran, everything was good.


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[Assistant] You know, without a doubt, but the thing is, I told him to come pick up the money. He never came and picked up the money. I had $250 for him that I said, go ahead David, pick up the money.


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[Assistant] No, the thing is, that was, that was right then and there. When I was in the hospital, I was all medicated up. I did not know anything. So I was just waiting on David to pick up the money. My mother told me, listen, David's asking for the money. So I said, okay, I'll give the $250. That's what it was at the time.


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[Assistant] No, it's not that, because the way the distance is from my house, the end of the block, to my house, is the only way I move. Dude, dude.


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[Assistant] So this is an 84,000 mile car that'll have a 30 day warranty on it.


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[Assistant] And just now I can address the no start. The no start that did take place at 7 o'clock that evening while we were leaving and Micah did take that phone call.


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[Assistant] Was a locked steering wheel. It wasn't a malfunction of the vehicle. And then from that day I haven't heard a problem with the vehicle. Okay, now he, but he comes in the next day. Now he starts to cause a scene. So now I have a problem. Now I have...


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[Assistant] Michael with a customer trying to sell a car. I have Nigel calling me a thief and a liar in front of a customer that's leaving me a deposit to buy another car. We lose that deal, hence the counter suit. Alright.


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[Assistant] I would have been prepared if I knew there was a bill outstanding that he wanted to claim on.


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[Assistant] Getting cars and helping them through tough situations and I think we don't get the acknowledgement that we should.


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[Assistant] Alright. Well, very good. Congratulations. Thank you very much. You win the case. Have a great day.


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[Assistant] Kristin Jenner? Yes. Doing business as Fingerprints Salon. You are suing Nika Estates, uh, represented here by Boris Borukhov, the owner. And who's the gentleman with you?


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[Assistant] Okay. For $3,000 of your security deposit that you say he is refusing to return and he has no grounds to. Tell me what happened here.


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[Assistant] Okay, so then you agreed on a $350 increase. Correct. Okay, so $2300 is your testimony. Correct. He says it's $2600.


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[Assistant] You pay $2,300 and then do you file a notice of eviction because she's only paying $2,300? No, because I have to- Okay, for how many months did you not file a notice of eviction? Eight months. For eight months, he's accepting the $2,300. Correct. Okay, and then what goes wrong?


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[Assistant] Alright, so this is when you send them a lot of other pictures too.


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[Assistant] That show the ceiling tiles, water stain, that's on March 15. What day was the snowstorm?


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[Assistant] This is dangerous and about to collapse. It needs to be taken care of ASAP. My husband can fix it at a low price and I can get another estimate as well and I will deduct it from the rent. That is on March 15th. And do you answer or text?


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[Assistant] And is it accurate that he came to the business a few days after his heart, uhm, implant?


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[Assistant] Okay, and then he gets mad, because you took it upon yourself to get the, but the 575, that wasn't just for the roof tiles, for the ceiling, the false ceiling.


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[Assistant] I got it. I've been doing this without you my whole life. And then you hand him a $575 bill and am I to understand that didn't include patching of the roof?


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[Assistant] They were there for two days. For me to decide 575 is reasonable, I have to know what they did. So is this the work order? Yes, that's what was done. From your husband. You know, see, the reason why this bristles the hair on the back of my neck and clearly on the back of your landlord's neck,


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[Assistant] You hired him, you didn't hire somebody else. So he has to the naked eye a reason to beef it up, right? Alright. Uhm, so you see the- she deducts it from the rent, or she says, I already paid him, I'm gonna deduct it from the rent. Do you have proof of payment? Yes. Let me see it.


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[Assistant] While she's looking for that, so you first learn of her intent to deduct 575 from the rent on what day? On the day that you go after your surgery?


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[Assistant] Do you have proof of, uh, when the check was cashed? That is what I asked you for.


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[Assistant] And I understand why he was mad, but in any event, let's go through what ends up happening. Do you tell her, forget it, you can't do this, you owe me the whole rent, or else, what do you do?


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[Assistant] That's why you put him through law school. Alright. I have been retained to represent blah blah blah. The date is 2016. Do you have any other letters to her telling her that?


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[Assistant] Be advised that your rent is in arrears for $300 for the month of August and please make the payment.


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[Assistant] Do you think that I would do that if I wasn't scared? No, I don't feel sorry for you. Okay. It's not that I don't feel sorry for you, it's that you make me not feel sorry for you when you play the victim card, because you're not a victim, you're not. You're somebody who made a call, you made a judgment call, I'm gonna still stick around, maybe you were even looking for another place at the time, I don't know.


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[Assistant] But, you know, so I don't, I don't buy that part. And if you're able to keep a business afloat for all those years, you're not stupid. You're smart. So alright, let's talk about what ends up happening. You tell him, I'm out of there. And when do you tell him that?


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[Assistant] When you wait until April 12th, what am I supposed to do about that violation of the law? Did you know that you were supposed to get 30 days notice or did you think you could just leave and say I left?


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[Assistant] You are keeping $3,000 of a security deposit for what?


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[Assistant] The difference of the ramp because you want now to go back in time for all of those other months that you were accepting 2300 and make it 2600, so it's 300 times 8, you're suing for that.


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[Assistant] No, you didn't. You gave me a copy of a letter that could have been written on a typewriter yesterday, but when there is no effort, except for one letter that does not, was not sent certified, return receipt requested, are there any emails or texts between you guys saying, wait, now you're in a Rear 600 or anything like that?


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[Assistant] Right, either that or, either that or it's kind of a waiver, right? And waiver is a concept in the law that says that when you act as though something's okay, it could be okay. Now if you sent this, this would be anti-waiver, this would be perfect. But you have to prove that she got it. So you're tuned for that. What else are you keeping of the three thousand force?


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[Assistant] You shouldn't be just standing there with your hands to your side. You should be trying to get into your account so I can see that there was a check cash of $5.75, which is proof that you should have brought me today instead of a picture of the front of a check. So be looking. And also, do you have pictures of the job that was done?


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[Assistant] Go through the pictures, because let me explain to you, you're the one who's carrying the burden on this, okay? Because your lease doesn't let you do what you did. So, you should be showing me proof that $575 was expended from you, and you should be showing me proof that $575 of work happened. I should be seeing pictures of the work, if you want me to deduct any of it from your rent. Do you have that?


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[Assistant] No, you showed him the bad stuff. I mean- No, he saw it fi- he saw it finished. Oh, you showed him. Okay. Was it done?


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[Assistant] Whose junk is it? It's in the back of your salon.


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[Assistant] Uhm, how much did you pay somebody to pick up that trash?


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[Assistant] Oh, she's gonna sue you. You should know that because things did not go well between you guys.


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[Assistant] Stop, stop, stop. She doesn't owe you money, you're going to owe her money, but you're not going to be returning all of this money, and we have two more things to talk, er, a few more things to talk about. Okay, and what else are you keeping the security deposit for?


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[Assistant] Okay, because she leaves, uh, on what date? She leaves on...


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[Assistant] Sweetheart, you understand or maybe you don't but you should understand that you are required to give 30 days notice. Nothing in the letter where you give notice


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[Assistant] Uh, in any way, shape or form says, okay, since you told me I had to get out, I'm getting out. They deny having told you that. And even if somebody tells you, listen,


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna keep renting to you. You pay the rest of this rent for this month or you gotta get out. That doesn't mean you don't give 30 days to both sides. He's gotta give you 30 days. There's still rules. He's gotta give you 30 days to get out and he can't take over and you gotta give him 30 days to get out. In other words, he still gets rent for the next month.


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[Assistant] Why would you think that it would be okay to give two days notice? That's not the law.


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[Assistant] You don't have a right to do that. So right there, that's $2,300. That and the fact that of the $575, you know, if you could just prove to me that some work was done, I'd give you some credit for that. But you can't even prove to me that the work was done. You have zero pictures of the work being done. Have you been in there?


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[Assistant] I'm just, I'm trying to figure out why it is that you guys didn't- It was gutted.


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[Assistant] And again, you have no evidence of the check being cashed and no evidence of the, the work that was done. No pictures of it. He has admitted about the ceiling tiles, but no evidence of the work that was done. Correct? You don't pictures that you took or anything else.


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[Assistant] I'm like the. Yeah, we're not doing this. Secretary. That's just too hairy. That's not, that's not arm's length transaction. If the ceiling tiles were replaced, I'm going to, uh, allow $75 for that, not $575. So you owe the $500 for rent. And the $500 plus $400 for the pickup of the garbage left behind plus $20.


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[Assistant] 500 for the rent for that month, plus the 400 for the garbage pickup, plus 2300.


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[Assistant] LLC, represented here by Brian Waring, and uh, you are the owner?


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[Assistant] Okay, you are suing, pronounce the first name. Kason?


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[Assistant] For $1,326, a cost that you have had to pay to repair a fence that was damaged when an accident occurred that you say is his fault. Tell me what happened. Were you out there when it actually happened?


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[Assistant] Yeah, as opposed to what actually happened. See, you got the ticket, right? Yes. Improper lane change, because you changed lanes without seeing if it was safe to do so. And you feel that's unfair because of, according to you, a car came into your lane. Uhm, now, are there any witnesses to that?


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[Assistant] And I am sure that there are phantom cars cutting people off a lot. Just not the number of times that I hear it in court over the course of the last 25 years.


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[Assistant] You end up hitting her with such impact that her car ends up... Is she going the same direction as you?


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[Assistant] Right, and then her car ends up skidding and going how far?


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[Assistant] Would you say? I would say maybe 50 to 75 feet. Okay, and that lands on your property. Correct. And we get to you. So what happened? What was the damage to your property?


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[Assistant] So that's the chain link fence with the, what do you call that thing on the top that hurts?


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[Assistant] Big stretch of gate there. So, you are suing for $1,233 it costs you to repair the fence, and $93 and over time you had to pay two employees to put something up. What did you have them put up? The same old fence that was broken?


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[Assistant] Not my fault there was a phantom car and it shouldn't cost that much because it's just a chain link fence.


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[Assistant] But it's a good idea to have full coverage because then you don't have to worry about stuff like that.


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[Assistant] And, and not legally required, but uhm, what happened to your car?


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[Assistant] I mean, I just noted that he had said that, but uhm, alright.


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[Assistant] Look, that's why they call it an accident. I don't think you intended for this to happen, but yeaah. This is, uh, part and parcel of...


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[Assistant] You are able to change lanes, especially into the suicide lane. You know, if there was even the most remote evidence whatsoever of another car getting in your way, uhm, I can understand what you're saying. It still wouldn't be...


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[Assistant] His fault, it would be up to you to sue that other person who caused you to do it, but...


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[Assistant] Uh, in any event, I am finding against you in the full amount that the plaintiff is asking for, $1,326. That's my verdict. Good luck, folks.


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[Assistant] Alright, Mr. Melvin, you are suing Ms. Rosario, your former girlfriend, for $200 that she out and out stole from you that you had in a drawer once you guys broke up. You have a counterclaim against him for $300 for lost wages. Let me hear from you first. What's going on?


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[Assistant] No, there's always something. What was he calling you that over? I hung up. No, I know you hung up, but when the guy calls you, what's he mad at? Uh, you will have to ask him.


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[Assistant] Right, so you wanted to change your laws because you don't want any ex-boyfriend having the keys to where you and your child live.


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[Assistant] Sorry. And that sounds like a great decision on your part. Why does he have to pay for it? Because he didn't bring back my keys. That's it. If he brought back your keys, you would have gone ahead and left the locks unchanged?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess you did. I guess you did. And then when you, when you said, I'm gonna send somebody to jump you, she took it seriously and at six in the morning she changed the locks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that happened. Wow. Didn't expect you to admit that.


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[Assistant] The judge asked you at one point, I don't think you answered it clearly enough, but I'm really wondering, how did you feel watching all of that being played? What goes through your head when you see that happen?


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[Assistant] That you scraped yourself up to make him look guilty.


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[Assistant] Any American, red-blooded American looking at that girl, banging up his car, is going to go after her. Try and stop her. You didn't do anything. Why not?


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[Assistant] I just can't believe you let her do that without doing something. Well that says a lot about my character and personality. It sure does. Wow. The judge said, stay away from her. Okay? You gonna do it? Yes. You're sure? Yeah. No guessing. Yes or no? Yes. Good enough. Thank you very much. Okay. Well, interesting case. Very interesting.


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[Assistant] So the defendant prevails, you know, the plaintiff is just coming out, you know, you're standing there smiling like it's your birthday and you're happy.


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[Assistant] Do you realize how bad this looks for your daughter? The judge said she needs some mothering. I think you better go. How could you have an affair with someone like that?


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[Assistant] Well, we met in, uh, February 2015 at a mutual family friend party. We, uh, engaged in a conversation.


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[Assistant] Was not dating. So after that we hung out, we did a lot of things. I was new to the St. Pete area in Florida.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. If it started off first, she had helped me out first.


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[Assistant] Well, when I first met her a couple months into it, uhm,


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[Assistant] Like what? Well, it could be a pair of shoes or a shirt. She would go out and buy you gifts? She would go out and give me gifts.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. Your honor, if I mentioned something in conversation or something I like or whatever, she would go out and bring it to me.


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[Assistant] Well were you flirting with her? Well, I'm just being who I am. Okay.


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[Assistant] She told me she needed it to take care of some huts. She didn't get allowance from her friend, her boyfriend.


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[Assistant] She didn't get up. Alright. Well, she gets an allowance from her man, so whatever case might be.


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[Assistant] Uh, the agreement was to pay me on her payday. Which was what? She get paid every 21st of the month.


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[Assistant] She didn't pay it, it just kept on to November. Went to December when I saw her.


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[Assistant] What were the personal issues? At the time I thought long through the money I found out that my ex-wife was dying from pancreatic cancer.


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[Assistant] Oh goodness. She was diagnosed with 90 days to live. She knew this. So at that time between October to the, she passed away in December 8th, I was going through.


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[Assistant] And during that time, I was flying from St. Petersburg, Florida to North Carolina. So after that, we have...


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[Assistant] Well, she likes me. That's not a hidden secret. She's been liking me since day one. But I always made it clear that I was not in the mood for a relationship. Now if you want to travel a life journey with me, which I call it, then you can join a life journey.


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[Assistant] You can travel, you can experiment, you can hang out, but as far as a commitment or anything else, I wasn't looking for that and she knew that.


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[Assistant] For vet bills, uber trips, back and forth, and loss of work because of the fact that you say her cat attacked your cat. Tell me what happened.


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[Assistant] So her cat was supposed to- the deal according to you is that her cat's supposed to be in her bedroom at all times?


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[Assistant] All right. So what happens? You come home, the cats...


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[Assistant] Can I see page two of this? No, I can't because you have a picture of the front of the bill.


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[Assistant] You don't even have the, you have the date cut off in this picture. How do you not have the vet bills you're suing on when you come to court? I'm so flabbergasted. I'm gonna take a recess, I'm gonna give you access to a phone and a fax and figure it out and get your act together. That's...


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[Assistant] I'm looking at the vet bills with the date that coordinates with what you're saying and I see a vet bill for 1020 and another vet bill.


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[Assistant] For thirty dollars and sixty cents. And you had offered to pay the vet bills and then didn't. Why?


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, and then it just has to be, he can't get it in court unless it's reasonable, but it's a reasonable bill. Uhm, he doesn't have to see if you can afford it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and the thing is, you know, animals are animals. If you weren't in charge...


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[Assistant] This would be a different case. If two cats just scratch each other, that's what cats do. You gotta eat your damages.


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[Assistant] And I see those receipts. I'm going to order the repayment of the vet bills for both visits as well as the


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[Assistant] Uhm, transportation to get there for a total judgment in favor of the plaintiff in the amount of $1100.


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[Assistant] And 99 cents. I'm not going to order the loss of work because I don't find that there was sufficient proof of it. That's my judgment. Good luck, folks.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Simeon Clyde Harris Jr., you are suing Sandra DeMore.


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[Assistant] For $5,000, the statutory maximum in your state, my state, tell me what's going on.


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[Assistant] Was for $8,800 and then you financed it at a rate of 5%.


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[Assistant] $880 for two years, so the total sale of the vehicle, $9,680. Correct? Cool. All you had to do was put down $500 and you'd have a convertible?


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[Assistant] Okay, and all you had to do was pay that $250 on time every month.


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[Assistant] The last one was a month late, right? Yes ma'am, that's correct. Okay, so you were late a lot and that was getting her angry and you knew that was getting her angry.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and you felt that she was going to your house.


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[Assistant] And trying to take the car from you, right? But she was denying it.


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[Assistant] You bought the car, and then did you register it in your name?


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[Assistant] Right, but then at some point you switched the title to your name, you got a title in your name.


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[Assistant] Right, but you can't just say, I'd like this car placed in my name at the title agency. That's not how it works. You have to hand them a signed title that purports to have his signature on it.


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[Assistant] No, see, the only way they could have done that is if you forged a signature and said, I repossessed the car here, put the title back in my name.


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[Assistant] So at some point you hire a company and they successfully repossess the car, correct?


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[Assistant] Okay, you try to find to get, according to you, you had stuff in it.


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[Assistant] Do you ever tell her, I have my computer, I need it for work, I need it for... Do you ever say in your text, I have a computer there? Show me the text where you say that.


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[Assistant] Also, when you, the contract you told him to draw up doesn't say anything about you having a right of repossession.


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[Assistant] That's something that has to be in the contract, otherwise your right is to go to court and ask


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's all you say. Cause I would think that if you had jewelry to the tune of five, how much are you suing for? Jewelry to the tune of three hundred and fifty dollars, and a Vizio laptop to the tune of three hundred dollars, that those words might actually come out of your mouth when you're texting. As opposed to my stuff.


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[Assistant] And then your answer, because you're supposed to, even if you had a right to repossess, you're absolutely supposed to give him a chance to get his personal items out of the car. So what are we going to do now? You ended up getting the car. This, according to you, are the pictures of what's inside, which is a yingling, lagger, pail. A, what is this blue thing?


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[Assistant] When you texted about suing, the company was gonna sue.


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[Assistant] I know, and I know I saw in the text how you told him, you told him and yet the judge is not going to appreciate that you took advantage of a 70 year old woman. First of all, you look great for 70. And second of all, please don't play that card because


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[Assistant] Cause they all fit in the coach purse you're carrying. Okay. Alright. Now, what happened to the car?


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[Assistant] Okay, I'm very sorry that you lost two of your grown children. But let me make some recommendation. If you suffer from anxiety or bad nerves,


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[Assistant] She's in the position of anybody else who has a contract and a breach. She has to go to court and get help.


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[Assistant] We also have you going to a tag agency and forging his signature so that you can get the title back in your name, which is outrageous.


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[Assistant] But I've got you using a car for a year. You can't possibly think that you're going to get free use of a car for a year. And that it's not going to cost you something. That you're not only going to get the money you paid back, more money on top of it, and then


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[Assistant] There's a bunch of stuff in there. You can't possibly think that that's fair. It's not. Alright, what is fair? Douglas, what time is it?


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[Assistant] Alright, I am going to order the defendant to return to the plaintiff the amount of $1,500. That's my verdict. Good luck, folks.


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[Assistant] How tall? Do you remember the tree? Like, was it a tree that you had seen always because you lived there or?


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[Assistant] So what happens? You come home and you see that it's been uprooted by the storm.


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[Assistant] And then it came into your side, which is why we're here. Alright, so uhm, what happened that night? Do you know?


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[Assistant] That's a pretty big tree. It's a lot bigger than I thought it was.


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[Assistant] Wow. That's the dent into your quarter panel. That's very significant.


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[Assistant] But here's the thing though that I need to ask you is...


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm looking at the tree and this is a really good video because it shows me that this is a completely healthy tree because I can see the inside of, of the bark.


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[Assistant] Uh, in the beginning of the video. So what did he do that would require him to pay for your car?


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[Assistant] How is this not just an act of God? There's a storm. Bad things happen in a storm.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, what we punish in court is bad behavior on the part of people, something that they did wrong.


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[Assistant] For example, the tree is decaying and he knows that's dangerous and he, or he should know and he doesn't bother to prune the tree or take the tree out.


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[Assistant] Uhm, or, you know, something that the person does wrong. What did he do wrong? It's a perfectly healthy tree and then there was a storm.


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[Assistant] Or is that, is that just words coming out of your mouth or can you prove what you just said? Because you never mentioned that before in your complaint or anywhere else, so I'm going to require some proof on what you're saying. Otherwise it's just what we call rank hearsay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're uhm, what we call out of gas on this.


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[Assistant] Uhm, because it's not his responsibility unless you can prove


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[Assistant] But that is not his fault unless you can prove it is and you have provided zero proof.


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[Assistant] That it is his fault. That there was anything wrong with the tree beforehand or any notice to him about it.


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[Assistant] And I'm particularly surprised because you're a person who comes into court with pictures and everything else and then supposedly you have this evidence from your landlord that he was on notice that the tree was decayed. That'd be great if I saw evidence of a tree decay. I'm seeing the opposite of it in your evidence, which is that the bark was completely healthy.


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[Assistant] But I would expect the guy who comes with this evidence to have an affidavit from his landlord if that conversation had happened. You don't. I'm here now. The trial's over. Verdict for the defendant. I find this to be an act of God.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Douglas. Alright, Lamara Travis, you are suing Janae Richard for $4,869 in damages that you say you sustained when she tossed out all of the stuff.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you have a counterclaim against her for $6,000 in rent. Okay, tell me what's going on.


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[Assistant] Right, but they don't expect that person to sublet it to someone else.


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[Assistant] So, so you're there 28 days and who piles your stuff on, at the front door?


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[Assistant] How many TVs do you have when you're living in a shelter and somebody's paying your rent? I already had these, I already had these TVs in storage. They were a gift. Alright, now let me ask you a question. Who's moving her stuff out front? Why did you move it? Cause she didn't pay her rent.


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[Assistant] Okay, so to the front porch or to the where? To the front porch. What was it that you moved out there?


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[Assistant] She is saying to you, you can rent a room at $3.25 a month. I am still looking for a-


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[Assistant] When you're talking about the dog, you say, damn. She says, what's wrong? Please just let me know. So she moves in there with the dog?


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[Assistant] Yeah, she tells you, I don't, on March 30th, I don't have that money now. So, ehm, respect your wishes.


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[Assistant] And I'm, I'ma tell you why. Because I thought- Right. Right. Okay. And $200 for her water and electric bills. Do you have any proof of water and electric bills?


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[Assistant] No, 375 was a rent. Did you pay any of the water electric or was that included?


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[Assistant] That shows you purchased stuff. Not you went on the internet and saw what things cost. A single receipt that shows that you owned stuff that you're suing about. Yes or no?


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[Assistant] That she didn't get to see because your response when you found out that stuff was out there was get your stuff out of here and it's going in a dumpster. Not, oh lord, let's get that stuff back in there, let's get the police out there and have them open the door. You didn't do anything to help that. And I understand you were at your niece's house and whatever else.


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[Assistant] That makes me uncomfortable that you did nothing to do because you know as a landlord, you might get away with it most of the time as most people don't sue, but you know that you cannot do that.


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[Assistant] And I think that includes an obligation to not tolerate it being done. I don't think that you get to walk in here and say, he did it so, no, no, no, no skin off my, I don't think you get that right. I don't think you get that right. Don't talk. There's no question pending.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm going to order the return of $225 of the $600 to her and I'm going to order, I'm gonna guesstimate that the value of


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[Assistant] A four year old TV is a hundred dollars and order the defendant to pay the plaintiff


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[Assistant] The fact that she's angry that her stuff got thrown out and is telling your mutual friends does not a $5,000 slander and harassment suit make. You're suing for February rent when the woman didn't live there in February and I'm allowing you to keep the $3.75 for March. So that takes care of your lawsuit against her and your lawsuit against her because of the


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[Assistant] Pretty much utter lack of proof of stuff. What it is that I'm going to order is the TV that I believe is missing and $225 on the $600. $325 verdict for the planet.


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[Assistant] Thank you Douglas. You're welcome. Okay, Al Rivers and Kishira? Yes. How do I pronounce your name?


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[Assistant] So tell me about the dress. Is it a top and a back separate? A top and a bottom separate?


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[Assistant] You two switch now, and so when does the front hole happen?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, it's not like, you know, the last fitting was a month earlier, and she gained weight or something, there's no reason for this to happen. You and I both know that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, mercifully I see pictures of you having a ball at your prom, because if you were the kind of kid who would let this ruin her prom, I would be very, very sad. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Uhm, but she- I'm looking still at pictures of her with a popped-


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[Assistant] What are you suing for? You're suing for $600 that you paid for the dress.