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[Assistant] I also highly recommend Rabbit Proof Fence, a movie based on the true story of three Aboriginal girls who escaped from a government resettlement home and walked a thousand miles back to their home.


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[Assistant] They have a aboriginal flag up now on the bridge. They have a bridge in Sydney that you can walk over and they have the Australian and aboriginal flag there. That's cool. Uh, so.


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[Assistant] I bet there is a rabbit proof. Or is. I bet that was, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause I bet there is a rabbit proof fence. Yeaah. Or maybe this movie came out first, and then the rabbit proof people were like,


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, some new stuff. It's the Google and you're trying to read the Bible. So I'd maybe trust the Bible. Yeah. Trust the Google. Yeah. You go, well, I think Google knows. Uh, no, I don't.


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[Assistant] The Google doesn't know. Ezekiel Smith. That's the guy that wrote the Bible.


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[Assistant] They've asked a lot of questions of Aaron on this show. He normally answers with a lot of thought.


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[Assistant] As though it was a personal question, not fit for polite conversation like politics or religion. That's very funny. Very serious.


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[Assistant] When your star, your star is gonna shine. That's exactly right. You want it to be.


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[Assistant] Uh, Laura does the hashbrowns covered. Yeah. Laura likes the sandwich there. I like a waffle.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I get to, I think I do All-Star. That's what Brian does. I love their waffle. That's the thing. It's tough to beat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Laura loves some wall files. They don't do, uh, pick up anymore.


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[Assistant] Like you can't call in and like say uhm, and you have to go there and put the order in and then.


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[Assistant] I don't know if its everywhere, but I know its near us.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Especially in Waffle House. Yeah. So they were like, you gotta come in and...


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[Assistant] Uh, school episode comments. Trevor Burkett.


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[Assistant] A number, a wooden number two pencil, I think would be cool. What are they like the, is it like a mechanical pencil? Uh, I mean, mechanical is like, what does Harper use? Uh, maybe she has a mechanical now, but I mean, mechanical, we,


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, number two pencil could be, you could see that come, someone could make that cool again.


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[Assistant] Just riding with the number two, he just has one wears it behind his hat and everybody'd be like, that's all it would take. And then they'd be back in the game. You could be that guy.


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[Assistant] I could be that guy. Having just a pen. I would take a number two pencil. I like a number two pencil. Golf.


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[Assistant] We still have number two pencils. Why is that you think? What is the number one pencil? Big. Oh it is. Big thick pencil. Oh yeah? Yeah. And so the, so is there number three pencil? Not that I'm aware of.


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[Assistant] Well, it seems like if they went with number one and they go, all right, here's another one. They go, well, I guess we're going to be doing this. So we're name it number two.


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[Assistant] And then they go, what's about the third one? They go, I think we're, you know what? I think we're good. So I don't know if they really needed a number.


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[Assistant] That's where you learn. I'm learning a lot. Yeah, the number, yeah. Uh, you don't really hear about number two pencils, so.


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[Assistant] Mmhm. Yeaah. You wanna hear about the second wars?


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[Assistant] Dusty mentioned games he used to play in school like pencil or thumb.


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[Assistant] I used to play these games too, but I was 2000 miles away in a small rural town outside of Phoenix. I thought you were gonna go somewhere else with that.


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[Assistant] There was no internet, so how did these low level games make their way across the country without an effective way to share that info? It's not like the evening news was doing a story on this. Very true. I think it's cause.


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[Assistant] Well, it's, the idea of it is, you know, everybody wants to be like, you're eh, we're all original. You're all your own person. You're not, but there's, you're, you're all, everybody's the same. Basically. You're going to come up with the same stuff.


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[Assistant] Had kids get up and play a game with pencils that don't know whatever odds are they're all going to be doing.


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[Assistant] The same, no one will be doing something that's really better than that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] People would be doing something dumber than that. Like you would be like, well, why are you doing that? You draw, you write.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, but don't even, he's wrecked 40 cars. So no one's of course dusty.


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[Assistant] I actually just watched that movie. Road trip 2 or something?


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[Assistant] Well, I think not breaking a pencil is not going to the moon, so I'm sure other people figured it out. It is funny to think that you're like, how did everybody figure this out? It's the most, only thing you would know to do. You're like, yeah, cause we're all. That's probably the real answer.


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[Assistant] Everything is done everybody kinda like goes oh no we do that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Aaron Gonzalez. I can remember getting my first cell phone sophomore year of high school in 2002 and to send a text, it was 10 cents and receive one was two cents. I remember that. I can remember my dad bringing out the cell phone bill to wonder.


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[Assistant] Why in the heck a 15 year old spent $547 on text messages in one month?


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[Assistant] Unlimited data coming along, probably saved my parents from bankruptcy. Yeah, that was crazy. I mean, you'd get charged if someone sends you a text, you'd be like, dude.


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[Assistant] I could see that. But I mean, you have the ability to make it free.


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[Assistant] Paula Keller, I'm listening as a, uh, I'm listening to this as a former student and a former teacher. The Trapper Keeper was the worst.


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[Assistant] All class long, the kids would rip open them to get paper and pencils. Lord have mercy. I could see that. Yea, I mean a Velcro sound over and over again is awful. Make yea. That's why she's a former teacher. Yea. She cut out.


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[Assistant] I like she, as a former student, she did go to school though and that's good. She acknowledged that. Trapper keepers is a big part of her life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if you've heard it for 25 years, you might, and it's, and they're doing it and it's a kid that's doing it like on purpose, on purpose at a certain time. It'd be like anybody that comes up and goes, tell me a joke. It's the equivalent of that. Where you're just like, yeah, that person thinks they're the only one that's ever done it.


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[Assistant] Said they had smart boards. I was like, what? So I went to YouTube and watched a video on smart boards and realized the video I watched was 14 years old.


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[Assistant] I love this podcast. This school episode sure did make me feel old. I don't know what a smart board is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember a lot of chalk, but I think it was dry erase maybe. You never had dry erase?


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[Assistant] When did the dry erase board get invented? I mean, like, you being-


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[Assistant] Yeah, the popular whiteboards increased rapidly in the mid 1990s.


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[Assistant] So 90s, so you were out of school. So I would have seen probably the tail end. Yeah. Like that's what I saw both. I saw a heavy chalkboard to use. Yeah. And then I saw a good, a good, maybe


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[Assistant] I remember just getting so dirty with it. Like I hated like grabbing it and just.


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[Assistant] It's tough. That went away with the white boy. That's true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is, yeah, all chalkboard. That is funny. Just never sees it. When you got to call


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[Assistant] And so it's just a big computer screen.


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[Assistant] But that was on the, they would set it on the desk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they wouldn't call it that with the overhead projection. That's what we call it. Oh, really? I thought I would think overhead is one in the ceiling. But maybe. I think we're done.


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[Assistant] I don't think I did well in any classes that had that projector.


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[Assistant] I think I never, I never experienced them a lot. I would get there and I could kind of see it and they'd be like, let's get him back in.


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[Assistant] Nine projector rooms. Let's get him some chalkboard rooms. This guy can't handle all this new stuff.


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[Assistant] Uh, Lauren Walters, this past weekend we celebrated my birthday with a Nate Land theme party.


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[Assistant] And I can say in my best Dusty Slay voice that we were all having a good time. The day began with some horse divorce or divorce.


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[Assistant] Yeah, from Amazon. Uh, I could not have asked for a better day. I was dusty. My brother was Nate. My dad was breakfast baits and my nephew was Mr. Aaron Weber. Got a picture?


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[Assistant] You know what would have been better? Viori shirt. Viori!


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[Assistant] Get yourself some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet at Viori.com. I wore a Viori jacket the whole time I was in Australia. I wore it when I traveled.


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[Assistant] Uh, little zip up. I mean, it's, I'm a giant fan.


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[Assistant] Uh, love what they're doing. Uh, I have the athletic core shorts. I wear those. That's what I used for the plane ride, the long plane ride. Sleep in them. I just bought a bunch of Viori shorts. My wife loves them. I love them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there, it's, uh, that, the, the, I had the lined athletic shorts and they're, uh, and that's what I just wore. It was like, I don't ever wear shorts on a flight, but for a long flight, I was like, I'll do it.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I do it. I feel like a long flight is a flight that everybody's kind of like, you know, we can all do what we want to do. Cause you're on a long one.


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[Assistant] Uh, viewers, a new outlook on performance apparel. Perfect for your sick and tired of traditional old workout gear. Uh, it can be worn for any activities, running, training, yoga. Uh, but like lounging, I mean, I, I wear that jacket every day. So, uh, and I mean, I've been wearing those shorts almost, like I really, really enjoy.


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[Assistant] The core shorts with the lining, you know. I'm a giant fan of them. Viori is an investment in your happiness. For our listeners, they are offering 20% off your first purchase. Get yourself some of the most comfortable and versatile clothing on the planet at Viori.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] That's V-U-O-R-I dot com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] Go to Viori.com slash Nate and discover the versatility of Viori clothing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember getting school gym shorts and they were, they were great.


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[Assistant] Yeah. A little school logo on it. Yes. They were really good shorts. I never had those, but. Would y'all have overalls?


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[Assistant] But like, yeah. Yeah. That was like the soccer. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember those, but I, I was thinking more of the netting one there. You'd wear two, two shorts. I used to wear two pairs of shorts. Pair of shorts under a pair of shorts. Wow. Is that what people wear?


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[Assistant] My, my school, yeaah, I did it for a long time. We were doing two shirts, we would always wear, even if we were wearing two shirts, always two shirts. Always two shirts. Yeaah. Yeaah. Always had two shirts. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy how you, in that time period, you think this is what I'll do forever. I did mine too long. I hung onto all that stuff too long. All my first, everything I have on, I have two shirts on. I have jeans with a pair of shorts underneath them and boxers on.


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[Assistant] Shortly after high school I was like, why am I wearing two shirts?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, it's just what you did. Yeah. Did you not wear two shirts?


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[Assistant] What was y'all's thing? I wore rubber bands on my head. I'm not talking about the forms. Oh, y'all did. I'm sure we had a thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't go there until my thirties. I just went last year.


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[Assistant] We can eh, yeah, yeah, we never could afford to go on the, my high school went, but like it was expensive. I never went on the, the, the big trips. Cause they would go to.


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[Assistant] Like, it's, it's very funny because I had myself talk to so many people from high school. They're like, remember we went to Washington DC? I was like, I didn't go. I stayed and watched Citizen Kane.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was supposed to go in sixth grade. I had that joke and that was, but that was, uh, Dupont Elementary.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I, I mean, yeah, I did all that stuff. You would have it. You'd have the undershirt hang out a little bit below the, I still like that.


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[Assistant] I don't mind like an undershirt hanging out, like if I have a button down and I have like a shirt underneath it, if it hangs a little farther, I don't mind it. Laura doesn't like it. What about jeans? Would you cut the bottom of your jeans? Cut them on the sides. Yeah. And then they would spread out. Oh yeah. Yeah. You didn't do that?


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[Assistant] I don't even recognize it. Spongebob, I don't, people talk about Spongebob so much and I have no idea. When you don't like experience something and then you go somewhere and everybody's like overly talking about Spongebob and you're like


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[Assistant] You're like that, I thought that show didn't even make it. And you do realize like, oh, I was just past it. Totally. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I remember, would you do the tie your shirt around your waist? Tie your over shirt. Never, never had that much. Yeah. A little bungee cord. Uh, like, what was that blanket back there?


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[Assistant] They dress about like us. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that was the crazy. So I said that there too.


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[Assistant] Uh, as a joke, I was like, when you go there, everybody talks Australian. And that's a lot to take in.


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[Assistant] And it's because, and I was like, not trying to make fun of Australia, but I think they would have that if they came here. And they'd just hear,


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[Assistant] Us, everybody sounds like us, uh, cause you walk by a guy that looks like he's a mechanic or so. I walked by a construction worker.


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[Assistant] And you're just thinking, he's like, you're a construction worker. And he's like, good day mate. And he says it, you know, and you're like, cause when you see, it's so crazy to see a regular person doing a regular job. You know, it's not like I'm seeing Steve Irwin.


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[Assistant] But I mean, yeah, when you're walking around, like, yeah, there would be occasions where you're like, okay, I understand.


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[Assistant] Constructional outfit on, got a helmet. I mean, it's exactly what we wear. And then he's like, good day mate. And then he says something else Australian.


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[Assistant] But it was, that was like kind of like, oh, that's a, you know, it's a lot. You're like, whoa, everybody's doing that here.


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[Assistant] That's what they say. Was the jet lag hard? Uh, it was that I am doing as a joke, so I don't want to say it, but it was, it was, I woke up at like, I, it wasn't as, I'm telling you, cause the flight is so long.


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[Assistant] You wrap your head around, like I had a, I had a really hard time with London. Now when I landed in London, I had a show that I had three shows in a row.


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[Assistant] So I, I mean, I was falling asleep on every car ride. I could not stay awake. Uh, but I, but I mean, I didn't get any time to adjust to it. I just landed and then was like doing tours and then shows and I was up late.


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[Assistant] Uh, but this one, you're on the plane so long and you're only on there seven hours with London. So it's like.


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[Assistant] I mean, you're not going to just get on it and fall asleep, you know, like, uh, you kind of get on it, you know, maybe you get three hours of sleep, maybe. But with, with a 15 hour flight, you can mess around for.


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[Assistant] Six hours and you still have a great night's sleep. You could still have a long time to go. So.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, it was like, you didn't feel rushed. And so I, now we woke, I woke up at 5 45.


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[Assistant] It was, you know, it was like 5 45 PM the first day and you're just trying to stay awake just to, cause you're like, well, we can't go to sleep yet, but you're absolutely, you're like, I could go to sleep right now. And so we, I think the first night we all went to sleep at like 7 PM and it's their winter. So it gets dark there.


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[Assistant] I watched, they were building a hotel right next to our hotel. I watched these crane operators. I mean, I, uh, in Sydney, I saw the sunrise every day in Sydney because you would get, you would get up that early and then, uh, you know, it gets dark early until you see the sunset and these crane operators, I'd watch them build this.


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[Assistant] Like hotel next to our hotel. I just sat and watched them all, cause I had a great view of them.


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[Assistant] I didn't mind it. I like to watch them. They, and they were working. I'd watch them pick up something and then they got to, cause then I think about the crane workers, like, it's gotta be so, I mean, cause you're up there, you're up there. They have to go up all those steps. So I was like, man, how bad is that when you probably get up there and you're like,


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[Assistant] There has to be other peen in bottles. Or just off the side.


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[Assistant] May, but I mean, you're, you're in a major city. I mean, everybody can kind of see. I would think they'd have to have some kind of like.


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[Assistant] Pour a potty system up there, but I mean, you gotta really probably watch what you eat.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, you gotta, you know, you're the one that goes, they all go eat and you order the salad. They're like, what are you doing? I'm about to be up in the air for.


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[Assistant] Seven hours. So I can't be popping down and then I didn't mean it like that, but it's like that. It's, uh.


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[Assistant] But I, I was, you'd watch the crane, like, you know, they'd be like, come over here and you, they just pick up.


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[Assistant] This one thing and they just move it over to, and it's this giant thing that would be a nightmare to move through all the stuff. And so they're just like, and it was two of them and they, and they would have to talk cause they would, you know, they could hit each other. And so then they just, I managed to watch them pick up stuff.


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[Assistant] I'm not watching like a TV show. Just sat there and looked at them and just thought about them.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It'd be fun to take a kid. Yeah. It'd be fun to take a kid there. Yeah. That would be fun. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I never did a crane. I drove a bobcat, but never drove a crane. Bobcats were fun.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright, alright. Uh, that's it. Heard y'all was in trouble with that.


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[Assistant] I'll be at the Alaska State Fair, which is America's New Zealand.


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[Assistant] So, uh, there, uh, I'll be at Alaska State Fair August 26th. Uh, so yea, it's a crazy month when someone's like, what are you doing in August? I'm like Australia, New Zealand, Alaska. That is wild. It's a wild month. I've never been to any of them. Alaska would knock off. That's the last state I haven't been to.


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[Assistant] In the same month. In the same month.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Australia, New Zealand, Nashville. I spent the night in Dallas because of our flight. We got stuck back at Dallas and it's as we, we had to spend our flight, got a delay canceled almost to the next morning.


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[Assistant] Yeah, last will be the last, I've done all states now, uh,


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[Assistant] I've been to every state in America. I've performed in every state in America, except Montana. I've been to Montana, but I have not done a show there. So that's the only one I got to knock off.


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[Assistant] I'm pretty, that's one that I'm kind of proud, like in your own little. To have not done Montana. Yeah. I go, they've been calling and I, I got down. I held out. Uh, no, but like performing, like, I mean, I'm not talking about, I remember doing a, a gig with a guy in West Virginia.


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[Assistant] And at this show, I heard told this to like, it was, dude, they did, uh,


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[Assistant] So when I would, our license plate in our car in New York still had Tennessee tags. So we'd have to drive down and do MARTA once a year. And so I would drive down and I would get those email gigs, you know, that you pick up. It's like a hundred dollars, no hotel, you know, whatever it is. And, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Boulder 125, no hotel. Like, you know, like that, and you're like, and someone would go, and I mean, I did these gigs. It is some comic is like, yeah, yeah, I'll do it. And, uh,


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[Assistant] So I do this one in West Virginia and we go in this room and you had to ring a buzzer to get in the room.


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[Assistant] To get in, like it was like a nightclub and they were trying to do a comedy show before the nightclub came or something.


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[Assistant] And so we're, we're doing the show. I go up first and then I got to bring up the other guy and you're like, yeah, I don't know this guy. You know, you're just two comics. You just kind of do it. So I go up, no one's there. We're standing on the dance floor. There's, I mean, honestly, maybe eight people came early for this show. And then as we're going up, then people start buzzing. Well, they're there cause they're like, Oh, I thought that like dancing part started.


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[Assistant] So then now our audience is getting bigger, but it's just the people wanting, they're just annoyed that we're there and they're ringing the bell. Every, I mean, every joke is just like just, they're ruining every joke. There's no point to us being here.


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[Assistant] Then I had to bring the other guy up, and I go, what do you want me to say about you when I bring you up? And he goes, say I've almost performed in all 50 states. And I've always thought about that.


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[Assistant] And I'm right now, I've almost performed in all 50 states, but I remember just thinking, well, we all have almost performed. Yeah, it was such a weird like kind of thing to say. I thought at the moment.


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[Assistant] Almost? Almost, yeaah. The fact that this guy's almost performed in all 50 states. And they're like, well this guy must be good. And yeaah, and he performed in four states. Yeaah, that's almost all 50. That's almost all 50. Uh, so right now I'm at almost all 50 states. I need Montana.


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[Assistant] I love Montana. Uh, I just don't think I've done a show there. I just went there this, this last year and, but I don't, uh, earlier this year, I think, but I have not done a show there. So I need to do a show there. I'm going to do it. Knock it off. All right.


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[Assistant] I love them and they're like, it's just, it is what it is. It's, it's obviously you don't want to be doing all these forever. And, but it's, it's, it's, and you just see them. They're like 75 bucks. You can bring your own feature. Yeah. 75 bucks. You're featuring for a pretty big act. Sometimes they'll say that you're like, there's no way it's a big act, but 75 bucks, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, in, uh, Charlestown, Michigan, no hotel. No hotel is the one that.


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[Assistant] Just bruh, you're like, I mean, you're going to lose. It's going to cost you.


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[Assistant] So every time you see a comic going through this, some shows, just remember some of them, they're, they're paying, they're, they're not making money.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause you mean, yeah, just, it's a onslaught of just boom, I'll do it. Yeah. I'll take it. And then he's got to go through and.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you, and if you saw one near you, it's always like, oh yeaah. That's why I still look, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Almost all 56. Have you been to all 56? Nah, I've not been to all of them now.


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[Assistant] Hilarities is where, uh, I think Seinfeld got the call. He has, you look at a note there.


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[Assistant] I hope they give you a little one. They go, we're not doing the big bats anymore. And then it goes just your first time through. They can't give you a bat every time, you know? Uh, all right, everybody. Well, that was it. We love you. Uh, thanks always for listening. It's glad to be back. Here we are.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're doing it. That was good. Alright, I'll see you. This is what I do. Get out of this podcast. Alright.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the Nate Land podcast brought to you by Indeed, Ibotah, Viori and electric e-bikes.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm Nate Barghetti, uh, Brian Bates here in Weber. Dusty Slick. All right. We're here.


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[Assistant] We're doing it. Pre-recorded one, just in case. Just in case what?


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[Assistant] I just always say it. I like everybody being on the note. You know?


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[Assistant] I go, give it, I go, I told him give it two weeks, I go.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah. But I think it's like if, you know, I don't know. I just like people know that's been pretty good. You know, cause what if it's something crazy in the news or crazy like, you know.


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[Assistant] Something happened that you're like, I can't believe they're not addressing this.


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[Assistant] But everybody kind of likes to talk about where they were in big things, but that's how big of a thing it was.


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[Assistant] I remember Princess Di. Princess Di, Oklahoma City.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know if I could tell you where I was at. I remember that, but I don't know if I could tell you where I was at. Princess Di, I could tell you where I was at. And then, uh, the shuttle launch, I mean, I imagine, but I think I was in kindergarten and first grade, so I don't really remember if, you know.


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[Assistant] So I don't remember, everybody's like, oh, we, they, we went in and we watched it on TV. You probably covered it. And at channel five.


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[Assistant] No, cause yeah, but it's, it's, it's not a good, uh, probably stand up on your own. It's a bad looking mascot. Like they should, they, they, they did too much white in the, the middle. Like they should have had a little more like it's cause it's really is more of a circle kind of.


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[Assistant] So Bates Group wanted to be? We had News Hound. Snowbird. News Hound? Yea, News Hound 5. News Hound, alright.


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[Assistant] I'll be honest with you, no one answers as much because people don't listen to the news like they did. So, uh, it's not ringing. Let's just say it's not ringing.


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[Assistant] No, uh, I think, I, I bet there's a big, I bet your local news is gonna slowly make it strong. You think? Yep.


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[Assistant] If they come back, return. If they went and did their own, if they went and did their truly, like just separate themselves from whatever the channel they're on and just be like, we're for you and then really


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[Assistant] That's gotta stop. So the first person that doesn't do that would bring local news back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that Nashville's severe one is probably, it's more up to date. That's it. Do you have to have Twitter for it? I think you can go to.


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[Assistant] They could, you could, you know, you almost wish everybody had an app, I guess. I guess maybe not, you know, I would, I would say that then I'd go back to it. I wish they would make something that where everybody could just comment on the, that's it. I got 50 apps and I go, you even tell you what they should come up with in 20 years. I say this thing where everybody just one app.


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[Assistant] And all of you can talk on that. We just have accounts. That's what it would be if I ran the world.


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[Assistant] We'll be back, right back to Twitter in 20 years. Right now I'd be like, it's a lot now. Yeah. But.


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[Assistant] Comedy. That's how, hold on, underline it in case you're not getting it. The funny joke would have been for us never to go to you about the channel.


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[Assistant] I think back then it was individual more than it is now. I agree with you. Like your day it would have been. That's when local news was on the top. All it was was local news. Like a regular news station couldn't do it. And then now it's like the other big news stations came along.


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[Assistant] And so then the local news are like, well, we just gotta do what they're doing. And that's the problem. You should be doing your own thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think there should be, we could do, we're doing eight Latin news and have a dusty segment to go, you know, just to be, people can go like, Hey, you can go listen to this, you not go listen to this. We're not, we're in our.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would say you could do it in the news just to go like what he says. I just like having a different thought out there. I don't know what he's going to say. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And then you could go to me for another take.


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[Assistant] Let's go to Dusty for his take. And you're like, you don't want to be just one take is you just going, I wouldn't come to me. Yeah. Not for this one. Yeah. And we go, all right. Uh, that was dusty over there for his take. Uh, we're not going to do them tonight. Uh, next step and go to Brian.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we're having a good time. We are having a good time. Uh, yeaah. It feels like we haven't even started recording.


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[Assistant] I, uh, yeaah, so we were, it doesn't matter where we were, because we were pre-recorded.


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[Assistant] Anybody else? No. Wanna jump in there?


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[Assistant] Uh, not for where we're at in our careers. I think you're exactly where you should be and I'm exactly where I should be.


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[Assistant] The report show. Yeah, it's exactly, it's where we should be. Uh, so we'll start the comments. Evan Johnson.


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[Assistant] I've realized this is a motivational podcast. You are living your dreams and having a great time doing it. So I decided to take your subliminal motivational speeches and applied myself to my dreams. My birthday was on a Tuesday.


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[Assistant] And I received a phone call that, that I've received a firefighter slash paramedic job, my dream job.


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[Assistant] I've been working a long time for this position and I want to celebrate that my favorite group of famous people include brand, including brand flakes.


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[Assistant] Thanks for all the laughs and motivation. Wow. Thank you. Congrats to you, Evan. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Did not do training. He just likes it. He just dreamed it up. He just dreamed it up.


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[Assistant] And he's, if you see one guy running with one bucket back and forth from the truck, that's heaven.


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[Assistant] And they go, Evan got a hose. And Evan just goes. And he goes, this is what I've always dreamed. And he just does it. And then he's like cutting shirts off and they're like, that guy's not even hurt. And he's like, pair me. He's doing both.


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[Assistant] No, I think, I think, I think paramedic goes with it. If you're gonna fire any kind of like that, paramedic kind of wraps up in there.


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[Assistant] And there's always so many people, if you're a firefighter, I mean, they can't, where are you going to put a paramedic? You don't just have a guy on the, you need someone that's like do both.


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[Assistant] That's also a soldier. I mean, they're not just throwing a real doctor out there and like, he's just got a stethoscope and the scrubs just running behind the, in the, the lines behind the guy, just being like, I don't know if I should be out here. And they go, yeah, but it's going to get ugly and we might need you to do major surgery on the ground. They need to be ready. You need to be ready.


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[Assistant] Nice scrubs. And he goes, they don't got a back to them. He goes, I was very uncomfortable when I sit down. I mean, this is, this is, you wanted to be a doctor. This is, you're a doctor.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, you would have, but I think, yeah, I think his job is to like, I think I could do that as a paramedic. I'd be like, let me drive.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I want to be back in the weeds of it.


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[Assistant] I received a job of, uh, being a police officer. Oh my gosh, dude. So you're a police officer. I worked, uh, I'm in the front when you come in.


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[Assistant] One that doesn't get a gun. You're like, so you're not a police officer? No. I work for the police. Police. You're right. No, that's, he's a firefighter. I'm involved in policing. He's a firefighter and he's even better at everything that he's, he probably threw in. I'll be a paramedic too.


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[Assistant] Just cause he could. He goes, and that's probably the same on the top. You set resumes down and, and indeed is that, yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, back at episode 100, I told my wife I wasn't sure about this Dusty character.


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[Assistant] Now just this week, I told her I'm not totally sold on the moon landing anymore. Boom. Clearly I'm having a good time. There you go. Boom. Now that's what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What if they go, uh, to Putin, they go, we sent something to the moon and he's like, what? He goes, who are you? He goes, we're like your, we're your NASA. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Reg Griffin. Reg, Reg, Reg Griffin. I like that better than Reg. Reginald? Yeah, I did not like Reg Griffin. Reg Griffin is a bit much. I did not care for that. And then Reg Griffin, I was like, that sounds, I actually like that guy. Ol' Reg.


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[Assistant] Reg Griffin. On the reg. Yea, on the reg. On the regular.


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[Assistant] Aaron, how were you the first to get to that xylophone iPhone joke? It's genius.


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[Assistant] Do you register something like that once you find it? Big fan in Atlanta.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a real timing joke. Like it needs to hit. You almost want a sound cue from the booth. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, he, his, sometimes we've had it, we had it messed up cause his, he'll do it on his belt.


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[Assistant] Uh, and, uh, sometimes it doesn't click. So I mean, we've had it.


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[Assistant] In conversation, you're like, that's random. That last name is so good. That last name is so good that you kind of forget about the first name being random. He goes, I'm random Jaws. And you're like, that is random. Yeah. You're like, nice to meet you.


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[Assistant] Uh, but he's saying, do you register something like, do you register a joke? You don't register a joke, you just do them.


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[Assistant] Thinking about accents and pronunciations, breakfast always pronounces 70 with an M and D in the middle. Seventy. Seventy. Seventy.


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[Assistant] Uh, and in the middle, I used to be, I used to be 70 years old. Instead of three syllable, 70, he rolls with two syllables, 70. 70. 70. And I can't figure out phonetically type out how he says point. That's the Lebanon accent for you. Now you say point by point.


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[Assistant] W-E-E-P-E-S-U-E-W-E-L. We'll be right back. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We're. Oh yeah. I'll say we're be right back. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one. Yeah. I got a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] That's a picture frame. A picture frame?


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[Assistant] I would say that, I'd say both those are well. There's a well out there in the well.


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[Assistant] Picture in picture is that's cr- that's the crazy one. Okay. That doesn't make sense, but you guys were just getting those, so.


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[Assistant] Uh, Michael McCarver, when Jesus did carpentry,


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[Assistant] Do you think you ever cut a piece of wood too short?


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[Assistant] I think it gives interesting insight into what people think perfect actually means.


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[Assistant] He was cutting wood. Like he could have been helping his dad build stuff and like, you know. Yeah, I could see that. You're right.


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[Assistant] But I, I mean, I, I meant like, I don't think it's like. It's more word of mouth. Yeah, grinding it out. Like it's, you know, it's like, he's a carpenter and his dad's a carpenter and.


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[Assistant] And we had a garage sale today. I'm a little weird around people and I think I said, all right, and we're having a good time about a hundred times today to folks and Dusty's voice and tell my wife said, what is wrong with you? She doesn't listen to the podcast. So I couldn't really explain it to her.


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[Assistant] But we made almost enough to tip the movers. So I'm sticking with it. All right. For the whole experience. Hope to see you guys in town when we get there. Well, welcome to Murphsboro. All right.


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[Assistant] Uh, you'll be easy to look up in the yellow pages. Paul Johnson.


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[Assistant] Oh, who's coming up next? Tyler Johnson. They're getting in there. Hmm. The Johnsons. I work at Dugway proving ground. You, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I work at Dugway proving ground, Utah, Utah training our nation's finest. That's a tough sentence. I work at Dugway proving ground.


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[Assistant] I spent a lot of time in my truck and off listening to sports radio. Who else but our Ann Weber jumped on for an interview and did great.


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[Assistant] Tyler, let me know what your handicap is and I'll let you know how that will go.


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[Assistant] I'll let you know if you want. Tyler might want to do it. And Tyler, you might not want to.


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[Assistant] No, you might be, no, most people probably, you know, y'all have a good time. Y'all have a great time.


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[Assistant] I'm going into my 12th year fantasy football and I've yet to win.


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[Assistant] This year, the last place punishment is to do 10 minutes of stand-up at an open mic night. I'm worried based on my previous year's performance, I could very well be the one to come in last place. That's having to do 10 minutes of stand-up comedy, no prior experience. For something like this, what would you suggest I do? Just get up there and tell funny stories from my life or I should try to write you up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like seeing that girl though. Yeah. Because I like seeing someone into their job and that's someone that's into her job. Totally. Like, so I like take out that there's, you know,


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[Assistant] The political aspect of it, just look at a person into their job.


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[Assistant] That's what made me like that girl. Cause she doesn't, nothing exists in that moment except her job, which is that speech.


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[Assistant] I like seeing that, just cause it's like, oh, that girl's gonna be, she'll go very far cause it's something that no, if you know how to get that into what you do, then.


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[Assistant] Uh, Eric Smith. Oh, yeah. So that guy you're doing less comics. So yeah, just tell funny stories. Uh, tell a funny story.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd start writing some jokes now. So you just went by the time you, if you got the nerve to try to go do it alone, then go do it alone.


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[Assistant] It's like, if he has a funny story, go tell it. I'll tell you what, if you think you have a funny story, shave it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I don't care. You're like, well, this one's a long one. Get it. Do an elevator.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Well they do the best part too within the first 30 seconds. Yeaah. And then they, then they're just, and then they're trying to keep up with it and you're like well there's nothing else behind it. Yes. So you gotta just move on.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, we're getting better at fantasy football.


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[Assistant] Eric Smith. So I made several comments and I've yet to have any of them read on the show. I have a new conspiracy theory that Brattleboro Bates and the boys will not read my comments because my name is too boring and easy for Nate to say. Eric Smith. True. Eric Smith. I don't feel like I've, uh.


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[Assistant] Those two combined feel different to me. Eric Smith. I don't, I don't, I don't think of an Eric going with a Smith. No, me either.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Like, so it makes it kind of different. It's like Eric Smith. Like that's what I would say. Like I was going in a completely different direction. Yeah. Put a question mark at the end. Eric Smith. Yeah. And then you, now you got a unique name.


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[Assistant] He does, yeaah, he does. Dusty Slay? Dusty Slay?


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[Assistant] Let's call it the breakfast system. That's interesting. So you don't look at that, you just read the comments.


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[Assistant] So when some people have gotten here a couple of times, they're legitimately just


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[Assistant] That's interesting though. That's, that's it. That is very fair. That, that I think it makes people that have had their comments read twice. Like, oh, like you're getting it in. Right.


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[Assistant] Like you're, you're getting on your own merit. You're not getting it, you know. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's pretty big. A lot of rules to follow. Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple Podcast Reviews. I mean, they leave them on Apple Podcast Reviews?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. NateLand at natebargetzi.com. What's probably the best email? Or do you like YouTube?


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[Assistant] Rykendator. Maybe. I bet that's right. Jerry Rykendator.


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[Assistant] That sounded bad bad. Spells J-E-R-I.


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[Assistant] Jerry, and then they go, they go, come on, man, don't do J or what? Give me your real name. He goes, Jerry, rock and daughter. And they go, all right, J, all right. Uh, growing up in Indianapolis, I remember when they built the Hoosier dam. Dome. Dome.


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[Assistant] They added a 1% sales tax to pay for it. That was in 1984 and it was imploded in 2008, but we're still paying that tax. Wow. Never got it paid off.


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[Assistant] They just switch it to something else. Read my lips.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, they just put, yeah. Uh, has there ever been taxes taken off?


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[Assistant] Not that I'm aware. There's been tax cuts. Yeah. Yeah. Are they really though? Are they like, I don't think so. I don't think.


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[Assistant] I'd both say they have never even lowered taxes. I would think that they're even if they do lower at one.


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[Assistant] They're, they're going up somewhere. I don't think they're ever giving you the money back. I mean, that's like every job that's like a government job is like, you gotta spend all this money or we're not going to give you the exact money. So we're already used to paying these taxes. So they're not going to just let us get used to paying less taxes.


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[Assistant] Yes sir. No, I agree. That's a good point. Uh, Jordan Pinley.


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[Assistant] Aaron, have you heard of the birthday paradox? It would be amazing to hear you try to explain it to Nate and see if Dusty believes in it.


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[Assistant] But I'm saying in life, if you ever go walk around, could you say you have a 23% of meeting someone that has your birthday?


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[Assistant] More than 50% chance. So it doesn't matter, it's not necessarily your birthday. Any two in the room.


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[Assistant] Ah, okay. Is this college? Is this a college thing?


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[Assistant] Dude, I just, let me tell you what, I watched Liar Liar.


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[Assistant] Uh, with Jim Carrey. So good. It's you could, I mean, I don't know, am I crazy or could he have won an Oscar?


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[Assistant] I mean, I haven't watched that in forever and I'm going through it. What he's doing. Like comedically is when he's writing a pen and he's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, could it have won, like you just be like best actor and be like, you, no one's doing that. No one can do that. Yeah. Jim Carrey is incredible. You can't. Incredible. That's, uh, in acting, like it's, it's a joke cause it's a, the movie and stuff, but like all the different stuff, all the,


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[Assistant] Even when he's in court and he's how quick he is and, I mean. Beats himself up in the bathroom. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If you want to go realistic, you're like, no, we're going to go straight up. You're like, not even trying to be funny, just we're saying, find me another person that could do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I really enjoyed it. And I've seen it before, but it's like, you're just watching it and you're like...


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[Assistant] You'd have to have jokes, yea, you may do it, but there'd be one where I would have a writer. I'd be like, let's get some writers and make very specific jokes.


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[Assistant] I think, I think that, I think for that situation to go, you have to make it about what's going on.


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[Assistant] I think out of context, it's too out of context for them to...


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[Assistant] The guy with the jersey at the top. It's only jerseys in the top. All right. The guy that took his shirt off.


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[Assistant] Like who, where that would work would be honestly, probably like a Jeff Ross going to roast the town, maybe a roast the, roast the things that could probably work. It had to be jokes like that.


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[Assistant] That kind of quick, you know, that'd be very funny, but it's, it would be hard to get people's really focus. You know, people want to see, they're not, cause they're,


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[Assistant] They're not even watching. Even the singers is like, it's about the...


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[Assistant] You know, them flying around everywhere. I would do that. I'd be like, all right, I'll do it. But I'm going to do, I would say I'll do it, but I'm going to do my act and I would, but I want to move around as much as a singer would.


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[Assistant] You would set it up like that, have like, uh, yeah, like go out, do something and be like, I'm gonna read knock knock jokes, but I won't do it as a performance.


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[Assistant] All right. Jerry Reckondotter. Uh.


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[Assistant] I thought I read some too about this. I don't think he gets $20,000.


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[Assistant] No, no, it's, it's an hourly, like, it's not like it's his thing. Oh, so this isn't a, this is, yeah, they don't go, here's $20,000. Go change that light bulb. That's that I'm almost positive. That's not true. He's a city worker. I know Eric, the barber trainer would do it.


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[Assistant] He likes to do crazy stuff. I would want to do it.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I would do it, but I would want, the theory of it I would want. I guess if you know you're strapped in.


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[Assistant] There's no way I'd do it. But I mean, it's really, you're like, okay, I got it going. And then you get to the top and then you're like, ah man. I get the top and then I drop the lightbulb.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's really, I guess he looks at it as like, you're really strapped in. So yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he probably has lunch up there and like, you know, man, you're just being left alone.


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[Assistant] The last, yeah, I mean, all of it would be crazy and then the last part would be like, and then if you're like, I can't do it, they're like, yo dude, that's, you know, it would get annoying to be having to click on click off and all that stuff.


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[Assistant] So no one's even watching the whole, but it's called fall or something like that? Something like that.


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[Assistant] You will have an opinion about the movie. Uh huh, of course. And then that's the part that people shouldn't have.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so out of context you're doing, so I'm saying this is, it's just, I bet it's everything.


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[Assistant] It's just frustrating to be like, there's probably so many people that are like, I saw that movie and you're like, they did not see it. They saw, not saying you got the, you got the gist of it, but you got it in a like, I don't really care. Or you'd be like, ah, that movie was like, whatever. Cause you were in a bad mood.


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[Assistant] You know, sitting on the toilet watching this movie and then you have a real opinion and go out and go, ah, that movie's not that fun.


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[Assistant] You know what? I actually don't think it's that bad of a thing and I'm glad that it's happening. You know, now they put it that way. Uh, yeah, that happens a ton. I mean, there's a fruit joke, like, uh, I get tagged in it and it's.


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[Assistant] Twice or two, three, four times removed from me. But the, the one thing that's good with my, uh, they, it's acknowledgement that it is me.


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[Assistant] Like there's, everybody knows it's me, you know, cause I mean, it's showing me, but that's a problem with comedy is you can have some stuff.


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[Assistant] Go where it's the audio is something and someone's not crediting, like, not like saying you're crediting, like, you know, there's a slippery, but there's no, but no one even knows what this thing is and they don't know what that voice is. They don't know what anything is. So it's, you know, they're not like, Oh, but yeah, I look, most people, I probably recognize a ton, mostly now off TikTok kids.


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[Assistant] So I mean, I say all this, it just, I hope, you know, I hope the word just doesn't come to that where you're just, you know, you're still making some movies and you're still.


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[Assistant] What did, yeaah, when I watched Born, I started watching that. God, I wanna watch it last night. Shawshank? No.


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[Assistant] Well, but you gotta, that's what you gotta do, you gotta get, there's a, uh,


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[Assistant] I've seen the little of the comments, like I don't go read it cause it's just, but I mean, it's just, I'll get on like, you see the notifications. I mean, it's got so many, cause people, nurse practitioners are arguing or dot or there are, you know, whatever his joke is about nurse practice. Like he's not, you know, it's like just trying to be funny. No one's taking nothing seriously, but it's, uh,


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[Assistant] It's like, you gotta get up and go like that. And then they just, but I don't, I don't think that builds what everybody wants it to build. That's the one thing that I disagree when everybody talks about.


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[Assistant] Uh, getting the clicks and like you need them arguing, you need them mad, you need them all this stuff. I don't think that turns into...


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[Assistant] A positive for the ultimate goal, which is you. It turns a positive into...


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[Assistant] If you're trying to, I guess ads or you're trying to like, you know, you're just trying to make people come to, you get to go say there's, look all these people commenting on this, look at all this kind of stuff like that. But I don't even think people would be buying stuff from the ads. It's, it's in a place of like people just want to argue.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'm saying with this, what does it matter who sees this?


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[Assistant] So this doesn't really matter. You're not, no one's, that guy's not going to make more money. The person that posts it's not going to make more amazes with these likes. Like what's the, what's the argument for them to be more engagement on?


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[Assistant] For the ads, like where's the ads coming from? Like that's what I mean. I don't, it's not like Walmart posted this and then there's engagement. It's, it's just a person posted this and then there's engagement.


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[Assistant] That's what I don't understand. So that's why, and I don't think it turned into actual


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[Assistant] Getting stuff going, I guess you could get known for that and then people come to see you because you're the guy that always gets people riled up or they follow you. But I don't.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like there's, there's still, that's a very far and few between of who can actually really, really make it and be substantial. Does that make sense?


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[Assistant] Yeah. But there's only one Howard Stern. Right. So that's the thing is everybody think it's the, that works cause it's Howard Stern. It doesn't work because the general idea of just getting people to hate one person, like most time they're not going to, there's something that they like about him, even though they hate what he's saying. Right.


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[Assistant] Alright, so, well. That commercial seems kind of crazy. I've never seen that commercial.


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[Assistant] What do you mean? Like if you're doing cheese and then fruit and then, like it's going to be like.


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[Assistant] None the less, cheese, when you microwave cheese in the thing, you're kinda like, it's a cheese thing now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's, there's, yeah, it's, you just go, everything's like, does this spinach have cheese in it? And you go.


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[Assistant] That nacho guy, I hope they didn't open with him.


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[Assistant] I would do, I like, I mean, I look, I like, I like a lot of butter, but that felt like a lot of butter.


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[Assistant] They count very slow. He gets one more quick push in. And look at that, what do we got?


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[Assistant] Boom. Chee. Oh, that does something. You got another shaker on there. Oh, and then you put it in the microwave. Pop that in the microwave. That's cheese. That, that whole top is going to be, yeah, it's going to be all queso, man. You know, really? You're going to be like, are they going to make a margarita after this? Like, I don't, you know.


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[Assistant] And then these people, they're just, some of them are starting, oh, this is making like a milk shake. Like a little chocolate milk.


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[Assistant] They just did that again. That's going to taste like cheese. It's going to be a chocolate milk with a little. No, it's a, it's a different cup. All right. So then, then.


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[Assistant] How do you even make mousse? What is mousse? Just warm ice cream?


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[Assistant] I don't think it's- No one knows. It's like a frothy. It's not that cold.


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[Assistant] I feel like the Magic Bullet people would be like, well, at least we got one person that's asking for a normal thing.


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[Assistant] I had- But when you do the cheese one, it's like, do the chee- like, I think it probably should give you a label that says cheese stuff. This is your cheese one. This is your cheese one. You can't be putting chocolate milk in the cheese. Was that couple married?


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[Assistant] Oh, they were, why are they pushing queso so hard? Out of all the stuff, imagine.


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[Assistant] And then the, when the kids, and then right there and you're like, well, what's Mike Mike? I'm like, I just don't see you.


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[Assistant] As a guy watching Mike and Mike. Yea, I had a time with it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, does it, he's had a few references where you're like, what?


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[Assistant] See if you can play Lachlan Patterson's George Foreman grill.


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[Assistant] Uh, just do some of it at the beginning. Uh, he's coming out with me. Uh, that's it, towards the end of the year. I like him a lot. I worked with him one time at


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[Assistant] Yeah, very good. It's, uh, yeaah. I'm always a big fan of that joke. That is funny. Very funny. Cause it's just, it doesn't make, I mean, there's nothing. He goes on, he does, you know, it's like, there's no, uh,


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[Assistant] He goes, how to clean it? Is it, can we take the trays off to clean it? And he goes, no, no, no, make it where you have to put the whole thing in the sink. Cause you have to put the whole.


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[Assistant] And you had a, you had a tray to collect it. And that's another thing that he says in the joke, uh, was, and then make sure the tray doesn't attach to it. So you lose it immediately.


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[Assistant] Wow. And you can just order as many as you want. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, this would have been like, yea that one.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You've never even seen that? Like on someone's counter?


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[Assistant] Do you think, I think that's worse than my, uh, Shawshank redemption. Do you think it is?


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[Assistant] All right. Have you even heard the name, like, like George Foreman grill even? Yeah, I've heard of it a lot. I mean, it's.


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[Assistant] Sphinx, S-P-H, yeaah. I remember George Foreman fighting cause he went sit down.


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[Assistant] He fought one when he was older and the, his thing was he, he wouldn't sit down when he went to the corner because he's like, I ain't getting back up, I'll sit down.


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[Assistant] I think they got the right person with all the stuff that came out of a Hulk Hogan too. He had some stuff come out. So then that would be, you know, they, George Foreman, like.


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[Assistant] That's kind of seldom the radar of like nothing is really going around. Is he, uh.


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[Assistant] What's in perpetuity you mean? What's that mean? Forever. Forever, yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wonder, uh, can you click on it? Is that going to be a whole thing? It's going to be. What was the meatball maker that he was going to do? He did not.


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[Assistant] It's like his, it's his thing. Oh, that's his other client? Yeah. Oh man, that would have been so fun. I guess I'll do the meatball maker. It just doesn't even sound fun. No.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I've already got an Aaron Weber grill. I can't do that. Yeah, Weber grill. Well, you can't do the Weber grill. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] So what else would you do? I don't, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Why don't you care? They're doing better than Notre Dame and sports, right? Now? I mean, for a past little bit? In what way?


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[Assistant] Football? I mean, Notre Dame like gets to the... Well, y'all get to the championship because you're in, you don't join a league. You play like Cincinnati football.


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[Assistant] Oh, I remember that, yeaah. What's the other, there's some knives you could sell too. They were cutting coins. Those are Cutco knives. Cutco knives. I had a bunch of friends of mine that sold Cutco knives. One of them, again, I think you could cut through a shoe or...


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[Assistant] I thought he got cancelled or, I say Wikipedia, here we go.


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[Assistant] Offering money. They gotta get paid. The Wikipedia. I'll give them money.


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[Assistant] I know, I've talked about it before. I've given them money, Wikipedia money. I do it, but that thing doesn't go away. So we need more. If you, if you're, if you, unless you, I'll give you the money if you promise that goes away.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Does it go away? How'd you make it go away? Does it go, does it always come back?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, they should just say, if you get this, we won't have this on here. And then I would be like, okay. And here's five dollars or a dollar. See you later. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. He got a little after it. And then he's doing alright now.


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[Assistant] But he says the arrest saved his life. If anybody, I saw the age. Don't look. Did you see the age? I just saw it. Yeah. How old do you think he is?


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[Assistant] Well, he's got such a, I mean he was everywhere.


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[Assistant] That guy's still, that flex seal, they're riding the boat. It's just made of flex seal. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The whole boat is flexible. Yeah. I wouldn't trust it, but I don't understand. Yeah. It doesn't make sense to me. I mean, at first it was like, all right, we're covering the whole of the boat. He's like, we're going to take the screen door.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, it was like that stuff. Yeaah. But now, he's just in a flex seal boat. Oh. Like I'm pretty sure it's just the whole thing is the, like, look up flex seal boat and see if, I think the whole boat is the flex seal. Did he die?


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[Assistant] Well, I see one or maybe it's, yeah. Is it that black tape? Yeah. I swear, dude, it's spread out to be the whole boat. See that boat on the.


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[Assistant] And then if he, if his thing is black tape and he's like, Oh, this one, if you're like, Hey man, what's up with that? And he's like, I'm just, this is the whole.


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[Assistant] He did die. Phil Swift is keeping his legacy alive. He, he makes an entire boat out of this. Okay. I'm going to wait. We're going to see. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's no way, like, I mean, out of the boat frame, like the whole, you want to go, you gotta be like, he gets up out of that. It's just his shoes are soaked. All that stuff. But yeah, I mean.


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[Assistant] They went as far as first, they'd be like, look at this, we've got a hole in this boat. I'll just put this on there. And you're like, okay. And then now he's just like, I'm just, I'm on the seas. I'm going out. You can see, you see, uh, that deep sea fishing. You just see him out there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just a bonus, yeah. Why would you even buy a boat? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like that was the old day. Like, I mean, that's how much he's come along. Like it's like, all right, the boat split in half. I think that when they cut the boat in half, right. And then he puts the tape down the middle. All this, I'm kind of like, you're like, okay. And then straight up just builds a speedboat.


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[Assistant] Not even that kind of boat. That's like, uh, one of those fishing boats. Like he builds, you know. Yeah, he built it.


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[Assistant] You make a boat, it's, he's just like, yeah, we got a product that's.


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[Assistant] And by the way, I've never heard anybody on earth use it. Never seen it in person.


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[Assistant] Never seen, you know, it's still duct tape. Well, I'm not really in situations where.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't need the tape to be that strong. Yes. Like I'm not going to not have this thing never give off the, you know.


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[Assistant] I guess the boat's, the, the box will not break, is what it's saying. Yeaah. Right. You can load it up, it's like, it's just not gonna break.


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[Assistant] How do you know? Cause I've made a boat out of it. Yeaah. That's what he probably says a lot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, duct tape, please. You think he has any duct tape at his house? He just comes right in. What is this all about here?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he likes, he believes what he does. I like that. Uh, that's flex glue.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know, I don't know. It's sonic. Maybe sonic something. I've never, I've never had one. Oh, they tell you. What's it feel like? Uh, it's like a toothbrush, like they didn't, you know, when they do that little spinny thing. I don't like that. Uh, it's not that, it's not just like that. It's better than that. But they tell you to use that over brushing your teeth. Yeah. They, they said use it over a regular toothbrush. A vib, a vibrating one? Yeah, electrical.


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[Assistant] You sound like his age talking about this. I know what it does. It vibrates. That's what, that's what an electron tube, what else does it do? When you charge it, it has one, the one I have has like a glass.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Electric toothbrush. Like it's going to light up. Yeah. Okay. You just set it in the thing and it charges. And I think that kind of spins. It can spin, right?


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[Assistant] It's not just vibrating, it's just a little spin circle and then it vibrates. But the dentists say it's better. It's better on your gums. It's cause you're not.


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[Assistant] You know, I would brush my teeth so hard. I think you would. I think you do too. Why do you think that? I don't think you can stop. You know, it's like you're.


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[Assistant] Well, if someone goes, what's a, if somebody goes, you have a steamer and said, describe it like an iron, I wouldn't be, I wouldn't call an iron appliance.


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[Assistant] Appliances, I think you're going refrigerator, oven. I think you're in the kitchen. And I think once you leave the kitchen, you think, well, it's an iron.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's its own thing. It doesn't get to be with the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but cylinder sounds, but I still, I mean, I don't care for any of it, but it's, cylinder is a little more, that's like a guy, that's a, you know, that's a trailer park guy that came into little money. So cylinder now, because what are you doing cylinder for?


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[Assistant] That's a plop. Yeah, that's, that's like, you gotta, that one's when you bring in your backpack and you go, I got mine. He goes, you got toilet. He goes, you can use your toilet. I got my own seat. Don't worry about it. And you pull out your own toilet.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, I think people can feel like they feel gross, cause it's like you're-


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's starting to be, you don't even, nah, you just let it go to the automatic thing.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna look for a higher quality pad. The one like I had before lasted years. Uh, alright.


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[Assistant] You alright? Yeah, I'm good.


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[Assistant] I think we're good. Uh, that was fun. Uh, so this September is 13th. I don't know where I'm at. I'm at Corn Fairy Event, but then I've got a Corn Fairy Event here in Nashville for golf, if you're a golf fan. Uh, Corn Fairy Event.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, I mean, Willing, West Virginia, Atlantic city, Baltimore, Baltimore, and then boy, I mean, we're, it's a big, big tour.


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[Assistant] Big, big tour, uh, doing a lot, a lot of shows, uh, this fall. And I'm, uh, excited about a lot of cool places, uh, and I hope you guys come out. That's awesome, man.


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[Assistant] Tonight? Wait, what time is your show gonna be?


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[Assistant] Oh, cause there's a seven o'clock show. There's a seven o'clock game. A one PM game.


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[Assistant] All right, we did it. Uh, we will see you next week. Uh, as always, we love you. I hope you have a great week and, uh, yeah. See you next week. Bye.


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[Assistant] Now I do that and I've been told that it's actually rude to do.


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[Assistant] But I will, anybody delivering food to my house, I walk out there and meet them at the car.


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[Assistant] I think it's probably alarming for them sitting in their car. Then I just walk up. I basically beat them to the punch.


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[Assistant] Did you get the same thing? Both meals? No.


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[Assistant] I think they put like an electric piano up there. I think so.


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[Assistant] Work it, man. I had the nicest hotel room I've ever been in.


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[Assistant] I check in at the hotel. This is in outside of Fort Myers, Florida.


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[Assistant] And I'm checking in and the lady goes, well, it's going to be about an hour. And she goes, it's worth it.


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[Assistant] Oh, what? I go, okay. I just, I thought I had a normal room. So I'll walk around a kill time.


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[Assistant] I come back and dude, I basically have a whole floor of this hotel. There's eight different balconies. There's a pool table in there. There's two bedrooms. I was like, this is insane, dude. So anyway, this was in like a Hyatt Regency. I know where in.


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[Assistant] Outside of Fort Myers, Florida, I don't know the city, Bonita Springs or something like that. And, uh, now I'm like, golly, it's a lot of pressure for this gig. This is the nicest hotel room I've ever had. Can't even imagine how much this costs.


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[Assistant] It felt like, ugh, that was okay. And everybody was nice. And then I get, I have to get on an elevator.


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[Assistant] With everybody that was just at the show, and I'm going up higher than them, I'm at the penthouse.


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[Assistant] So then it's just such a different feeling being in that room after the show. Now I'm just alone looking at a pool table.


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[Assistant] And feeling like I didn't really earn this. Do you know what I mean? Then I just got out of there. It's just a weird feeling. Door dashed it. Door dash to McDonald's that night. Play pool by myself. It's a lot less fun than with a friend.


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[Assistant] About 500 people there. It's a big, big event in the ballroom of a- How much time did you do? I did 45 minutes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. We'd say four or five of those minutes pretty good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Big room, had some trouble with the microphone that was kind of a thing the whole time.


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[Assistant] I just wanted to, it was just, yes, I was just dealing with that, but the room was so nice. I like, I wanted it to be electric. I wanted them to be like, yeah, we'll do that again next year, you know? Um, and it just wasn't, and it's on me. It's nobody else's fault.


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[Assistant] It's just not feeling to go back to that room. You're like, I wish it wasn't quite this nice now. I'll take the pool table out.


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[Assistant] When you told me that it did make me feel better about my gig cause they were listening and laughing and everybody was nice. So thank you for that.


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[Assistant] happening. I did a show, do you ever do the show surrogates that they would do in Atlanta? Do you remember that show, Brian? They did it at Zanies once where you- Oh yeah. You're in the green room.


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[Assistant] And you get somebody from the audience and they wire them up and you feed them your jokes and then they perform your set. And it was really fun.


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[Assistant] I'm wired with a, with a headset to a stranger on stage who's.


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[Assistant] I'm using them as a puppet, essentially, performing my act.


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[Assistant] You said it before, I mean, he's, I mean, in position to.


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[Assistant] Compresses it, especially if it's sent over text message and not iMessage.


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[Assistant] You need a Bush after 9-11 moment. We need something with equally high stakes.


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[Assistant] It says take a bite, summer warning as nature lover meets cannibal snake on trail and is bitten over 50 times in wild video.


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[Assistant] But when I, I saw that video and then I did, uh, morning TV.


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[Assistant] And I asked the meteorologist and I was like, you know, I just learned that and act like that was the dumbest thing ever.


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[Assistant] I think every- Well what's the answer? Y'all need to do a better job of explaining what this actually means. When they say 40% chance of rain, I thought that meant there's a 40% chance that there's gonna be rain.


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[Assistant] But what it actually means is 40% of the area we're talking about will experience rain. So it's a matter of your area.


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[Assistant] Right. All they're saying is 90% of the area that we're discussing will experience.


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[Assistant] Yeah, really fast. We can't re-litigate this whole tournament. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But also if you do something embarrassing, it's a good way to play it off. You're like, oh, this is part of a challenge.


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[Assistant] In college it was somebody of that caliber. Who was it? I don't remember the guy's name. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] It was, it was Biden and Pence the year before. Together? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It was like two, or it was like, uh, what's that guy's name? The guy that was orange.


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[Assistant] So whoever it was, it was a little bit of a disappointment the next year. Sure. Who was yours?


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[Assistant] Okay, well you never heard of that show. It was fun. They had two Boston accents.


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[Assistant] Which as a kid in Alabama, you just never hear, so it was just fun to hear them talk.


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[Assistant] You know, there are some names where there's just two letters doesn't quite work. AT's almost there.


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[Assistant] I never paid attention to when the official first day of summer was and then scheduled a haircut. I'm just saying generally in summer.


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[Assistant] Uh, what is, what's that? Can you say it? I'm doing, I'm doing a don't tell.


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[Assistant] So like, August of this year, sunset will be 9.25pm. Wow. That's not that...


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[Assistant] The Alaska State Fair is in Palmer, Alaska.


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[Assistant] Uh, for one day, but we, I, we spent a week there on my honeymoon. Okay. We went kind of all around Anchorage to Palmer's, uh, it's going to be a 45 minute drive.


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[Assistant] 1994, Delta was the first US airline to ban smoking on worldwide flights. That laid in the game.


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[Assistant] Well, you know what, Brian, today it's kind of a gross day today, you know, it's raining, it's an overcast, couldn't really get in the summer mood, you know.


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[Assistant] Mike that LeBron's better than Michael Jordan. He doesn't even really sets him off. It doesn't matter if I believe it. It's just who can construct a better argument. And I feel like I construct a much better one than you ever did. I would love that. I mean, is, are you going to base who's better on how much their shoes sell for? No, no.


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[Assistant] I was just watching the video of him the other day where he put on the Jordan ones for his last game. Was it the last game at Madison square guard? And his feet were just bleeding. And he was like, man, these shoes have really advanced. Yeah, he had a pretty good game. It was his last game in New York. Oh yeah. I remember that.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Well, Lebron will do it in a few years, but, uh, yeah, it's so funny cause everyone always talks about Jordan's wizard years as if you just write them off. Like it was just a wash.


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[Assistant] So they're all sandals to start out with.


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[Assistant] Oh, these right here. They look like this. Just a mess. Just ugly, dude. What are those?


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[Assistant] They're not, I mean, it's not the same kind, but yeah, that that's like considered a moccasin, almost like a Sperry. Yeah. It looks a little bit like a moccasin style shoe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is a Jordan one retro high OG.


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[Assistant] With Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse starring Nick Novicki. Yep. You can get it in a 14 or a 15. Yeah, I'm going to get those for my son though. Okay.


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[Assistant] I just figured out the other year, I was like, uh, I've never felt like shoes fit me that well.


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[Assistant] And then I tried one on a wide and I was like, dude, that's a game changer.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, yeah, I just felt like it was not wide enough.


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[Assistant] So I'd go bigger than there'd be a lot of space in the front of the foot. And then I got a wide, I'm like, this is, this is, this is where it feels good, dude.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not the guy they want, they want to be wearing this. Is Lucy?


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[Assistant] There's a lot of discussion going on here on Reddit. People ask him.


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[Assistant] 1817 is the first year somebody decided, let's make these shoes.


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[Assistant] I'll set the next couple points out.


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[Assistant] You're like, these wooden shoes. That's one of the earliest jokes I remember. I'd like to go to Holland. Wouldn't you? It's a good joke. It's a good kid joke.


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[Assistant] Just calloused bottom of their feet and they're just, those are just real men.


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[Assistant] 1992? Yeah. Wow. I was in Alabama. It probably took a few years for that craze to kick in. But I would say by the time I was eight or nine, that's when kids started rolling up.


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, the original, what, what, was it Nike? No, Reebok.


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[Assistant] See, I know these primarily from, uh, Robin Hood, men and tights. Oh yeah. Dave Chappelle had these and he stopped the fight to pump them up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I never had a pair. What did you, did you pump them up? Would you actually play basketball?


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[Assistant] I guess it's just because people would wear the shoes playing tennis. There's no, there's no real.


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[Assistant] If you watch the sandlot, do you ever see the sandlot? Remember at the end, that's a secret weapon is Benny. The jet pulls out a pair of these. How are you going to run? It looks like the most uncomfortable shoes of all time.


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[Assistant] In my opinion, still the best looking, the best looking shoe. When I think of like a nice basketball sneaker that this


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[Assistant] Okay, let's look at the 11s. These look, see to me these look a little, uh, I don't like the way these look.


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[Assistant] So these weren't meant to play basketball in? Yeah, they were, but not. Okay.


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[Assistant] Cause I feel like if you, if you go play a basketball game, pickup game somewhere, are people wearing these types of shoes? Yeah.


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[Assistant] You would wear Jordan 11s and plate masks? I would. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah. Cause these are shoes people don't want to crease.


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[Assistant] Crease? Mess up? You know, just gonna go play basketball at the Y.


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[Assistant] Just melted and anyway. Sorry, I got distracted. Go ahead, Brian.


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[Assistant] I feel like that's been so, I'm so desensitized to that now. Right. Maybe there is no equivalent. You know?


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[Assistant] See you guys wind it up. Bush is looking at him a little bit of a little bit of a smirk. He's like, yeah.


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[Assistant] The shoes were later destroyed by US and Iraqi security forces.


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[Assistant] There were calls throughout the middle east to place the shoes in an Iraqi museum.


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[Assistant] He was sentenced to three years in prison, ended up only serving one year.


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[Assistant] It released early for good behavior after spending nine months in jail. Well, he didn't have any shoes.


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[Assistant] My dad's side of the family does tennis balls. Well they have, that's where the money comes from. Y'all throw tennis balls at each other? Yea, yea, they won't get a thing of tennis balls. You gotta bring your own tennis ball. I think somebody shows up with a couple pallets, you know. I don't remember if you said your wedding. I wish we would have done it at my wedding, but we didn't.


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[Assistant] I loved it. I think I've done it at two or three weddings now. I just assumed wrongfully that we would do it at my wedding. I wish we did.


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[Assistant] It's just my dad's family. I've never seen it anywhere else. I wanna know where it started. Have you ever asked? No, I need to follow up on that.


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[Assistant] 250% faster they say. Oh, this is crazy.


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[Assistant] So it's not as fast as if you're speed walking, but he's just walking. It looks like a normal pace and he's kind of flying down the pavement there. Those are fun.


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[Assistant] He's a while back. Like when you were a kid. No, like a few months ago.


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[Assistant] It's not intuitive. It takes work. Which is weird cause it seems like it'll be easy just to... You see the commercial, those kids are just like, gliding. And it's very difficult. It's very difficult for me. I bet these are similar. I bet these take a little getting used to.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'll be in, uh, Bristol, Tennessee at Blue Ridge comedy club coming up, not this weekend, but coming up. Got some corporates, got some opening for people. I'm working.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was just watching the draft that's been like major league draft and HL draft and all recently. If you were a young.


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[Assistant] Just finished comedy school. What, what city would you want to be drafted to for comedy? Nashville.


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[Assistant] Cause you started in St. Louis, went to New York and then they kicked you out and you came back home, right?


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[Assistant] I got a wild card I'll throw out. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Louisville.


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[Assistant] You're gonna get drafted. I'm talking about for comedy. They've got three different comedy clubs there.


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[Assistant] And it's a good super location in the middle of America. You can get to a lot of cities pretty quick.


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[Assistant] So Fairbanks, maybe that's where we need to get drafted.


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[Assistant] No, it was, it was Dustin Nickerson show last weekend we were on. And I asked somebody in the audience, who's from out of town? Somebody said, we're from Illinois. I'm like Chicago. And they go, no. And I'm like, all right. And then I'm like, who else?


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[Assistant] I did the, uh, I did the Opry this weekend and I closed on a joke about bombing at a church and launching into a fake testimony about being addicted to drugs. What?


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[Assistant] The next guy following me, it's his debut at the Opry. His name's Ben Fuller. And when the announcer introduces it, he said.


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[Assistant] And I start, my ears start peeking up like, uh-oh. And then he goes out there and sings.


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[Assistant] Then the announcer even brings him over and talks to him. He's like, well, we had two testimonies tonight. One from Brian, one from, from you.


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[Assistant] Even so, it felt a little bit, somehow, even though I went first, I was mocking him. The point where afterwards, I was like, hey man, I had no idea that in your story, he was very cool about it. And he's like, I made it up too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is last week's comment.


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[Assistant] Well, I was at the Opry Friday night, uh, Thursday night, I did a, uh, taping at Zany's, um, with Killer B's. Oh, the buzz. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The comedy buzz and it shows were great and.


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[Assistant] Uh, supposedly he's going to air on Amazon Prime. Oh, that's great, man. So, uh, I had a, had a good set and it was a hot show. Standing ovation? Uh, no, I didn't get a standing ovation, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my dry bar, you gotta stay in the elevation at your dry bar, didn't you?


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[Assistant] I actually looked this up. It's 32nd metro area. So Aaron, you look even dumber.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm not sure. I think it's 30 seconds, but anyway. Well, thank you, Jennifer.