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[Assistant] As he showed up in his office, which is kind of like a little mini museum, a little history museum. And when he showed up, we all just sat down and we started talking and at some point I looked over you and said, let's hit record. So we hit record and the podcast kicked off. So this is a conversation.


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[Assistant] With myself, Echo Charles and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Some good lessons to learn.


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[Assistant] Which is weird now because right now every single person has a camera running all the time in their phone. They're always taking pictures of everything. It's like, it's almost over saturated.


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[Assistant] It's amazing to be sitting here with you and having, uh, you know, I watched all that from the outside, you know, this is someone that grew up here and again, like for me, that was the merging of two worlds, right? The sort of the royalty of that family and then


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[Assistant] So normally when we do these things, especially when I have a book, something like this that you wrote, I like to read some of the book and kind of introduce some of the topics and then maybe talk about them in a little bit more detail. That's sort of what I would normally do.


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[Assistant] Do you think that the big ambitions came from being in that environment where your dad was, you know, eh, maybe not the nicest dad on some nights?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, that, that documentary was...


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[Assistant] I mean, they went into some awesome detail in that, but yeaah, that idea that you had of, I gotta get to America, you know, you saw Reg Park, that could, you just thought, that's me. I could do this.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's uh, I remember a term when I was a kid.


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[Assistant] They would say you would get muscle bound if you lifted too much weight. Oh, you're, you get muscle bound. You won't be able to do anything anymore. And that was like the, the negative press about lifting weights, about bodybuilding. That was a real thing you had to overcome.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I think the, I think one of the things that made the military start to adopt so much of lifting, working out was, number one, obviously you get the physical benefits, but the mental benefits too of going and exerting yourself is, it makes every part of your day


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[Assistant] better when you start off that way. And then like you said, when you're, when you're working out with, you know, your other guys and you're doing hard stuff together,


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[Assistant] It brings you closer together, so you're gonna have that community feeling even more in the military when you're working out with guys. When you get with a group of people and you do hard things together, you get, you become closer. That's what it's about.


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[Assistant] So that really benefited for my, basically my whole career.


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[Assistant] We were lifting weights. Like that's what you go to, you want to talk about having weights. You go to a seal team, like they have weights. It's awesome. That's where people congregate. That's what we're doing. And, and people do a whole variety of some guys were triathlete type guys. Some guys were big powerlifting guys. Some guys were functional strength guys, but everyone's in there doing it. And the weird thing is right now is you have problems with recruiting.


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[Assistant] Because there's people in America that aren't into fitness, that don't recognize how important it is.


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[Assistant] How do you think that's happening that on the one hand we have the most knowledge we've ever had, the most opportunity because there's gyms on every corner. We have all these opportunities and yet there's people that are not even fit to be in the military because they haven't worked out and they're 20 years old. What do you think of that?


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[Assistant] Uh, your book, this new book that you wrote, it's called Be Useful, Seven Tools for Life. And you start off, the first one, the first tool that you talk about in here is having a vision.


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[Assistant] And you say in the book, so many of our best people are lost, so many of the good ones don't know why they're, what they're doing with their lives. They're unhealthy. They're unhappy. 70% of them hate their jobs. Their relationships are unrewarding. They don't smile. They don't laugh. They have no energy. They feel useless. They feel helpless. As if life were pushing them down a road to nowhere.


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[Assistant] If you know what to look for, you will see people like this everywhere. Maybe even you when you look in the mirror.


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[Assistant] It's okay, you're not broken. Neither are they. This is just what happens when you don't have a clear vision for your life. And you've taken either whatever you can get or whatever you thought you deserved. We can fix that.


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[Assistant] Because everything good, all great change, starts with a clear vision.


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[Assistant] So you've been doing that. I mean, what you already talked about. You saw Reg Park. That was your vision. You saw Hollywood. That was your vision.


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[Assistant] When did you figure out that that was the methodology a person needs to have in order to move forward?


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[Assistant] Uh, an expression that you use in the book, pardon my German, Wenschen, Wenschen? Is that right?


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[Assistant] You say, uh, bridging. Bridging is a communication technique that anyone can use to take control of a hostile discussion or to avoid a question you don't want to answer. And then you go on and you give an example. You're, you're, you're running for governor and someone says, Arnold, you've never run for office before at any level. What makes you think you're equipped to run the biggest state in the country? And your answer is that's a great question.


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[Assistant] But you know a better question is how can the greatest state in the country afford to continue to down this road with the same kind of politicians who got us in this mess in the first place? That's a crafty little move.


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[Assistant] One of the things I wanted to jump in here to, because I think this is a really important lesson that you got in the book, the tool is called shift gears in the book, and one of the things, and I know people that are into bodybuilding will relate to this, but even if you're not, sometimes you lose.


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[Assistant] And sometimes things don't work out the way you want them to. And what do you do in those situations? In this situation here, you lost to Frank Zane in 1968. You blamed everybody else. You know, and your first reaction was, blame everyone else, blame the judges, blame the fact that you had to travel, blame the fact that you had bad food in the airport, blame all these other things. You did that for a night. The next morning, you pretty much woke up and said, alright, what happened? What do I need to change? And you actually go and bring Frank Zane


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[Assistant] To, to, where, here in California, to train with you so you can figure out what he did so he could never beat you again. That's a great reframing of a bad situation.


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[Assistant] You always hear that, like, that level of definition and that level of shred is more based usually on diet than on your working out.


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[Assistant] What did you change? Was it, was it the working out change or would you actually shift your diet somewhat?


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[Assistant] Whether it's bodybuilding, whether it's trying to find out what you're gonna do with your life, how you're gonna become happy, how you're gonna become successful.


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[Assistant] But you're gonna have to make adjustments to make it work for you. That's what we have to do.


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[Assistant] Well, thanks for joining us today. Uh, thanks for taking. I know we took up a little extra time, but thank you. Thank you for, uh-


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[Assistant] Well the crazy thing about podcasts, we have, we've done some episodes that, I think our longest is five and a half hours long.


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[Assistant] But you know, we're sitting there talking to someone that was in Iraq or in Afghanistan that we're going through the details of that. It's exactly what you're talking about. You're basically sitting around sharing war stories and time just goes by really quick and next thing you know you look at your watch and it's been 2, 3, 4 hours and there you go. And what's cool about this


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[Assistant] I work out, so I work out in the morning.


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[Assistant] You know, I would say a good workout for me, if I have my time, I'll do like an hour and a half of, of, of lifting. I usually go for a run after that, and then I train jiu-jitsu at night. So, and jiu-jitsu's, what did you say? Jiu-jitsu's like, you're explosive, but it's also cardio. It's a little bit of both, and that's kind of my, that's kind of my day. What about you?


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[Assistant] It's interesting, it's interesting, you know, what you were talking about today with the explosion of fitness and bodybuilding. I mean, think about your role in that. If you wouldn't have done Conan, if you wouldn't have done pumping iron, like that stuff just wouldn't have happened.


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[Assistant] There's a really interesting theme in the book, and I thought you were gonna point it out, you actually didn't point it out. In the begi- like the first chapter you talk about looking in the mirror, looking in your eyes, and telling yourself the truth, but you're really focused on, you gotta look in the mirror and see who you are. And the last chapter,


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[Assistant] And then you're looking at yourself, you gotta tell yourself the truth, you gotta figure out what your vision is, but then eventually you get to a point where you gotta smash that mirror and you look to help other people and that's, that's really what you've done with your life.


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[Assistant] So, thanks for joining us. If you're out there listening, yeaah, look in the mirror, tell yourself the truth, and then smash that mirror and see who else you can help out. Thanks, Arnold. Appreciate it.


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[Assistant] And with that, well, we actually left the building this time. Arnold was still in the building. We left the building. We're back down here in San Diego. How'd it go?


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[Assistant] The Destroyer in the theater. The Destroyer. Yep. Not Conan the Barbarian. I didn't see that in the theater. Yeaah. Cause that might have come out, what, 83? Yeaah. So I don't think I was old enough for that one. But I saw Conan the Destroyer in the theater. Yeaah. Predator was obviously a big one.


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[Assistant] And like, there's so many facets to go down. Like, we didn't talk about Joe Weider. Joe Weider, me as a 13 year old drinking Joe Weider Super Weight Gain 2000.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was real. Interestingly, in the book, he made the most money off of twins of all of his movies.


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[Assistant] Because whatever somebody didn't believe in it, which is a big theme for him, people, people say, Oh, you're not going to be able to do this. Your accent is too thick. You're too, but whatever they say to him, you know, you're going to run for governor. Are you kidding me? It's only going to be in two weeks. He just goes and does it well with twins. And this is all in the book. It.


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[Assistant] They're, they're saying, hey, you're an action star, you can't do comedy. And so no one wanted to do the film. So he basically...


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[Assistant] Did a deal where he made the money off the back end and the film ended up doing awesome.


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[Assistant] So, that's where, that's the movie he's made the most money from, is that movie. Which is pretty crazy, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, he's got other stuff going on. Hey, if you haven't watched that, we talked about it a little bit today, but that Netflix special Arnold, which I watched really good. Uhm, yeah, he's got an app. He's got like a workout app. It's called The Pump.


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[Assistant] That's pretty cool. Some good workouts in there, lots of sets, lots of reps. Were you surprised by 35 sets?


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[Assistant] That's what we're doing. Uh, so, awesome to sit down and talk with him.


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[Assistant] Just, very cool. And, and, yeaah, his, uh, office there is like...


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[Assistant] What did you have as you walked in, right? It was a life-sized...


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[Assistant] Freeze from Batman, that guy. Yep, Mr. Freeze. Mr. Freeze. Then it was, uh, the Predator, life-size Predator monster.


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[Assistant] Weird to have the alien dude doing like karate type stuff. Yeah, he wasn't that's right. Are you sure about that?


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[Assistant] And then there was the life-size Terminator and the life-size Terminator, like both Arnold Terminator and then just the straight metal Terminator. Yeah, that was, that was cool to see.


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[Assistant] That was awesome. Cool to sit down. Definitely cool to talk about working out.


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[Assistant] Talk about fuel. We're working out. So, so have you, are you going to modify any of your workouts? I am definitely upping my sets. Now I did think about this. I was like 35 sets, but when I do pull ups, I do, sometimes I'll do 20 sets just of pull ups. Sometimes even 25 to 30 sets of just pull ups.


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[Assistant] Just pull ups, just wide grip pull ups. So now if I start rotating in, maybe some closer grip, maybe some bent over row, like some other stuff, I think that's my next move, that's what I'm doing.


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[Assistant] When he was the governor, he was reaching out and trying to figure out compromises on how to actually make things happen instead of just having a big stalemate. So, he brought people into his cabinet, into his administration, into his administration that were left leaning, right? And,


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[Assistant] People were like, Oh, what are you doing? He's like, Oh, I'm trying to figure out how to make this work. Basically. So it was.


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[Assistant] And that's all in that there's one, one of his rules was shut your mouth and listen. Like that's basically what he did was, okay, I know what my opinion is. What's their opinion. Let's figure out how to make these things work. So awesome. That's what we're doing. We're working out. We're figuring out how to make things work. Going to need some fuel. Um, I'm drinking some milk right now.


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[Assistant] You're drinking some go. So, if you want some good fuel for your body, for your system,


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[Assistant] For your terminator soul, jacobfuel.com. Go and get some protein, go get some go.


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[Assistant] Go and get some greens, which the cool thing about greens is, look, bringing the whole vegetable scenario in is just a, it's a lot sometimes. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] So sometimes it's more of a chore. Sometimes yes. But you still need them.


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[Assistant] Get the greens. And believe it or not, we made the greens taste good, naturally sweetened, good to go, jocofuel.com, joint warfare, super krill, time war, take this stuff, it's gonna help you across the board. I was talking to someone the other day and I was like, dude, you need to take time war. You need to take it. It's gonna make you feel so much better.


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[Assistant] So that's what we're doing, JockoFuel.com. You can also get this stuff at Wawa, Vitamin Shop, GNC, Military Commissaries, APHES, Hannaford, Dash Stores in Maryland, Wakefurn, ShopRite, HEB down in Texas.


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[Assistant] And then small gyms everywhere, whether you got a Jiu Jitsu gym, whether you got a CrossFit gym, we're actually in Gold's gym, speaking of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gold's gym, a bunch of Gold's gym bringing us in there. People want the good stuff, they want the clean stuff. If you want stuff inside your gym, and you own a gym,


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[Assistant] Uh, email jfsales at jockofuel.com or if you are a member at a gym and you want this stuff, tell your, tell your gym owner to email jfsales at jockofuel.com. That's what we're doing. Also originusa.com. If you're going to need clothing at some juncture, sometimes you need workout clothing.


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[Assistant] We got you. OriginUSA.com. Sometimes you need Jujitsu clothing. We got you. OriginUSA.com. And sometimes you need warp.


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[Assistant] Clothing. We got you. OriginUSA.com. And sometimes you need going out, uh, to dinner with your wife. Clothing. We got you.


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[Assistant] So there we go. So basically we got you. 24 hours a day, we got you. We got you covered. And we got you covered with stuff that's made 100% in America.


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[Assistant] So nevermind, all the slave labor that's happening overseas, don't worry about that, you're not participating in that.


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[Assistant] You're not participating in the destruction of the environment, which is what's happening.


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[Assistant] Cause they, they dye their jeans, they take the excess dye and dump it into the river, goes to the ocean, kills everything. We're not doing that. This is made in America. We have some regulations here to protect the environment.


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[Assistant] Other people say, oh we don't want to follow those regulations, we'll make this stuff overseas. And then you know what they say? But we'll give 1% to the, to, back to the environment.


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[Assistant] How does that one percent, does that pull the poisons that you put into rivers? Does it pull them out? No, it doesn't. Buy the best. OriginUSA.com. That's what we're doing.


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[Assistant] Did the Sherlocker shirt you were telling me about land? Yea? No. In the wild? March 1st. March 1st it lands. But you seem like you're excited about that. We're very excited about that.


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[Assistant] Awesome. Also, you're gonna need some steak.


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[Assistant] You're definitely gonna need some steak. If you're getting jacked, you need steak, you need protein. That's what we're doing. Go to PrimalBeef.com or go to ColoradoCraftBeef.com to two awesome companies that are giving you the goods. The best steak you're gonna get. The best burger you're gonna get.


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[Assistant] That's what we're doing. So check out PrimalBeef.com or ColoradoCraftBeef.com. Also subscribe to the podcast. Also JockO Underground.com. We're about to record one of those. Check that out. Also we got YouTube. We got Psychological Warfare. We got Flipside Canvas. I have written a bunch of books about


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[Assistant] Leadership. And I've written a bunch of kids books. Check out the kids books. Way of the Warrior Kid.


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[Assistant] It's a whole series. Check that out. Also Echelon Front. We have a leadership consultancy. We solve problems through leadership. Go to echelonfront.com. If you need help inside your organization, that's what we do. We have live events and we also work specifically with companies over longer periods of time to get them aligned.


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[Assistant] You might need leadership in your life, well let me rephrase that, you need leadership in your life. You need to be a leader. Whether you're interacting with your kids, interacting with your spouse, interacting with your friends, interacting at work, with your family, whatever the case may be,


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[Assistant] You need to know how to lead. Leadership is a skill that you can learn.


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[Assistant] And for you as an individual, we've got the Extreme Ownership Academy. Go to extremeownership.com and take, there's a couple free courses on there. Just take those at a minimum. They're just free.


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[Assistant] Just to understand what we do, and then if you feel like you need some more, get some more. You see something? You like something? Get something.


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[Assistant] And if you want to help service members active and retired, you want to help their, their families, Gold Star families, Mark Lee's mom.


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[Assistant] Mama Lee, she's got an incredible charity organization. If you want to donate or you want to get involved, go to americasmightywarriors.org. Also, heroesandhorses.org, taking veterans up into the mountains to let them find themselves. And Jimmy May's organization beyondthebrotherhood.org. If you want to connect with us, Arnold,


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[Assistant] He's on the interwebs. He's got Schwarzenegger.com and he's also on Instagram. He's also on Twitter X.


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[Assistant] I'm calling it TwitterX. Yep, he's there at Schwarzenegger and then Facebook and YouTube. He's at Arnold Schwarzenegger, of course. Also, if you want to connect with Echo and myself, Echo is at Echo Charles, I am at Jocko Willink. Just be careful. Cause infinite scroll will grab you and you'll waste a bunch of time and we don't have any time to waste. So just watch out for that algorithm.


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[Assistant] Also, we are able to do this. What we get to do. What we do here.


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[Assistant] Because our military personnel are out there around the world protecting us and protecting our way of life. So thanks to all of you. Also, thanks to our police and law enforcement, firefighters, paramedics, EMTs, dispatchers, correctional officers, border patrol, secret service and all other first responders. Thank you for what you do every day to keep us safe. We appreciate it. And the last thing I want to do for everybody and you just,


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[Assistant] So look in the mirror, look at yourself in the eyes and tell yourself the truth. Who are you? Are you doing what you should be doing?


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[Assistant] Are you working hard enough to become who you know you should become? So that's number one, look in the mirror. Then, number two, smash that mirror.


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[Assistant] Smash that mirror. Stop focusing on yourself and see what you can give. See who you can help. And what you give, you will get back.


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[Assistant] It's not about you. So go out there, get after it, and be useful. And until next time, this is Echo, and Jocko, out.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was, yeah, it was standard affair, uhm, pretty typical, go home, see the family, uhm.


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[Assistant] I was just about to say, like, yeaah, it's crazy too when you get older, it's like, people stop trying to make the magic around you, but yeaah, it's probably just very tiring. It is, yeaah, it is. Yeaah. I wouldn't want to do it. My-


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[Assistant] My dad's family is still pretty good about, you know, they've all put on their little PJs and they open up all their presents in the morning, but I got there like an hour late, so.


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[Assistant] You know, they got so excited. And they just went back to bed? Well, also apparently my stepsister woke up everyone in the house at like 5am. It was like Saturday.


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[Assistant] She just, that spirit of Christmas really takes over that family.


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[Assistant] And my mom says I was there for like four days, just kinda going like stir crazy. That's good. But it was guys, I met a lot of, I met a lot of, I have these cousins.


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[Assistant] And this whole side of the family from my grandpa that like no one knows really.


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[Assistant] And they somehow know kind of what I do, but like no one in my family, except for maybe my, my sister, like knows my username.


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[Assistant] And they all just assume I'm like Mr. Beast or something, like level.


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[Assistant] And I was wearing this watch I got at a thrift store.


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[Assistant] And I went over and met them and it was just like 10 fucking like 11 year olds. You know, it's already so overwhelming. And my little sister afterwards was like, yeah, they were all saying like, you're wearing a Rolex. Like, yeah, he is rich. He's got a Rolex on.


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[Assistant] This is so awkward and unnatural. And their moms are like, oh don't worry, like we won't, like.


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[Assistant] Let alone family, and then like, now I've just got like 13 cousins that are fans of me, even though they don't know what they're fans of. They just know I vaguely do something that MrBeast kinda does. Even though I don't really at all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you see what your parents are and it's depressing.


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[Assistant] He had a computer with a handle on it that he'd take places and he showed me speed when I was like...


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[Assistant] I don't- With the- with the handle on top? No, it was like a PC he built. Oh, okay. And he was like one of the first people that ever showed me Steam. He was the first person. And it was at a fucking Christmas at his mom's house, my stepdad's mom also.


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[Assistant] And they are, they probably have the most boring house in the world because they're Mennonites that live in the flattest part of Indiana. Is a Mennonite with a Mac?


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[Assistant] They're like, he's not a Mennonite, he's a kid. Oh, he brought one to the Mennonite household? They can have technology, but like, my step-grandpa was Amish until he was like 12, so they're all just, oh my god, you walk in that house and it's like, I don't even want to think back to this, you know? I had a good Christmas this year.


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[Assistant] We don't go there anymore because of falling out. We used to every year and the grandma would like sing from this Bible song book and make us all sit there and read and they think I'm like,


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[Assistant] 12, even when I was like 18. So I'd have to sit there with all the kids and just be like,


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[Assistant] Anywho, he brought a computer to that house and was like, we can play games. Blew my fucking mind and also, like, salvation from... They do have some good board games there. I will give them that. They have a couple good board games in that house.


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[Assistant] But besides that, it's just, oh my god, it's awful. Yeah, that sounds horrific. It's one of those houses too where everything's so still. Like there's no, everything just feels so old. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's a classic grandma like fucking Chris. Yeah, you walk in and it's like a fucking museum. It's like things from the 70s and 80s are all still completely intact too. Like the basement is all their toys, like all their old Star Wars toys and shit.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, I go into a Lowe's, I'm like, I'll buy some little components and stuff and some things. If I went into that house now, I'd probably be like, mmm, this is a nice antique, uh, what is this?


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[Assistant] You know, how old is this wood? Is this wood made out of glass? I've been tapping on a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] Checking it out. Probably scoping out for when they die, to be honest. Because they're old.


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[Assistant] I'm getting that talk. It's freaking me out, like people know something I don't know. Cause I did a New Years party, kind of, like it wasn't even, it was just like a bunch of people from my hometown.


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[Assistant] And you guys, and people are coming around my house and like looking at my shelves of antiques and you know oddities and they'd be like, hey Sam, like, this would be a great, you know, wedding gift. Or like, hey Sam, like wouldn't you-


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[Assistant] People have like, there's like a hierarchy of my friends that have put dibs on different shit in my house.


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[Assistant] I realize that it's like, pfft, I do have some cool stuff because these people want it. And I do that- oh no. Are you- am I here? No, not really, you froze. Hello?


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[Assistant] Food's, food's so expensive. Pride, Uber Eats, uh, DoorDash, GoPuff, things of that nature. Grocery stores, ooh boy, a lot can happen at a grocery store. Anything could happen at a grocery store, probably s- bad.


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[Assistant] Factor's got 35 meal choices. You know, a week. With, uh, 55 weekly add-ons. So...


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[Assistant] I'm just kidding, but anyway, what happened?


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[Assistant] Oh well. Oh well. Yeah, but a bunch of people in my stream were like, is Sam okay? Are the tornadoes killing him? I was like, uh oh.


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[Assistant] It does look like they prepared it like bacon. Like bacon! It kind of has a picture of it.


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[Assistant] Seems like a good spot of the meat too, cause it's, it's what's tut, it's rubbing against all the food while they're eating.


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[Assistant] You know, it's getting in all their food and something soaking up some ingredients or something. Like the humans they eat in the dirt or whatever.


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[Assistant] I should have been- you need to be cornering the market on-


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[Assistant] I've never heated the graham cracker. What I do is put the chocolate, the Hershey's inside the marshmallow and then steak that. That way it melts inside and gets gooey in there.


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[Assistant] Whoa, that's kind of also a little, a little tech tip. But now mixing that with your tech of heating up the graham cracker. The toasted graham cracker, that's a life changer. You could have the hottest s'more ever. The temperature-wise the hottest I've ever had. Cause I don't even know if I've ever had a hot graham cracker.


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[Assistant] Rocks just roll a rock down the hill. So it gets enough momentum to tear down his home. Where were you? Where was this happening?


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[Assistant] Months ago, probably because I'm brain dead, but. Yeah. You were in North Carolina eight months ago, what the hell? Yeah, it was kinda near Asheville. It was, it was called, it was called like, Brr. Boone? Brr. What was its name? Was it Boone? What? Boone? No, it wasn't Boone, it was, uh, it was beautiful though, like the, the,


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[Assistant] Super popular for like mountain biking, I guess. I don't really give a shit about that. But, uh, it had a ton of fuckin' trails in this huge national park there.


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[Assistant] With like the observatory lane or something, it was really beautiful. No idea what it was called. Yeah, very, very pretty state.


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[Assistant] I enjoyed it quite a bit. My, uh, my friends live there now that I used to share, uh, Mo with, that little chihuahua.


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[Assistant] Perfect north or something. We got some shit like this.


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[Assistant] I, yeah, that sounds awful, but uh, it's just part of it, I guess, huh? You're the one who decided to knock her up twice. I know, what the hell. You gotta bear the consequence. I uh,


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[Assistant] I'm a man that already has to piss all the time. I don't have to piss currently. That's not where this is going, but I know.


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[Assistant] He's like a camel when it comes to piss. He just wouldn't piss, you know, when everyone's like, okay, Sam, like try three times before we go. I'm like, I pee, like I pee. He'd be like, nah, I don't need to pee.


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[Assistant] And he's still some kind of guy, like, he'll come over every once in a while and he'll just go into the bedroom and be like, like spare a bedroom and be like, alright, goodnight. I'm like, not gonna go piss.


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[Assistant] Cause that'd be like, how do you know if it's a dog that's cool with planes? My dog's never even seen an airplane. If I just brought him on one and he just started going like, crazy, what am I gonna do? You know, it's like worse than a crying baby.


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[Assistant] But if you put them in this storage underneath, there's like a good chance they just die. What?


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[Assistant] There's like a lot of pets that die every year in those like movement little crate things down.


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[Assistant] Maybe I'm a liar? I don't know. Well, I don't know how many dogs fly.


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[Assistant] Two hundred due to air travel, what about car travel? I could have sworn I saw something... like...


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[Assistant] It's a privilege, but I'd just rather fucking fly, and spend like, you know, I'd rather fly to a shitty Airbnb than drive to something luxurious, you know, like, I'll spend my fucking money on getting a goddamn Allegiant flight or something, but,


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[Assistant] I think it'd be funny to see him in a plane. Now that I would like to see.


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[Assistant] When I was like 6 or 7, with just me and my older brother, like cross country, and it was pretty baller.


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[Assistant] Cause the, the, there was, I've definitely talked about this before, but it was some like program or something where...


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[Assistant] The flight attendants are like aware that you're just children. Because my brother was probably like 12 or 13. And they just kinda like take care of you.


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[Assistant] And, uh. Wait, you were just by yourself, no parent? No parents. Yeah, my mom was in San Francisco. And her friend.


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[Assistant] That was like, I guess trying to court her or something. I don't know, a lot of rich guys have tried to bang my mom. And he was like, I'll fly your kids out of here. I'll be one of them.


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[Assistant] I didn't mind. I thought it was cool. And it was weird too because I had been on a couple flights when I was a kid like I remember after Katrina I went down to visit my aunt and we flew and then like that I flew.


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[Assistant] And then I didn't fly for like 10 years. And then when I went to my internship, I remember that was the first time I had flown in like a long time.


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[Assistant] And I was fucking petrified. Like on the plane, like that first time they go up and you know, sometimes they're like, okay, we gotta re- like they turn it. Yeah. I hadn't been on a plane so long. I was like,


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[Assistant] What is happening? Like I could see the ground out my window, you know, and it's like that, and I was just like, I was just staring at flight attendants, like are they freaking out? That's what I did for like a year straight. I just always look at the flight attendants anytime anything happened and be like,


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[Assistant] I was in the emergency seat window, but it was like a long enough plane that right in front of me there was a little like fold out chair where the stewardess had to sit. Yes. And it was so awkward because she was like around my age. Yea. And I was just like a foot away and we were just like facing each other.


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[Assistant] What's your tits like? Or something. But no, I just sat there like, uuuh. Also, when that position puts me in, I'm so insecure that it's like, now I'm not gonna pull out my Switch. Or, you know, my Steam Deck or anything. Like, now I'm just, I'm not even gonna pull out probably my iPad and watch like, my cartoons. I'm just gonna sit there on my phone, be like, probably the most casual. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Am I gonna get in trouble if there's like hits on this screen right now or people are gonna think I'm a pervert? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Put down the iPad. That sounds like something you've actually done. I do that every time now. Really? I do the, I scope it out.


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[Assistant] Even though, like, I'm, you know, I don't really know if I disappointed her. I know I did. Cause I tried, it was like one of the first times I had my iPad in Procreate. And I busted out, I did the same thing, you know, I was just like, ehhh.


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[Assistant] And I try, you know, I drew like four stick figures and some little things and then I was like okay enough of that and I put away. Like 30 minutes later she just pulls out like a full notebook sketchbook and a pencil and then like the rest of the flight she just draws like a magnificent fucking drawing and I was just like


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[Assistant] It's gotten pretty bad, just anytime someone posts art now, people will just be like...


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[Assistant] I saw on Facebook, I'm part of this like art group from like a long ass time ago, and some guy posted a picture that is like the most AI looking real picture I've ever seen, and all the comments are just like, someone's like, how did he do this, like it's beautiful, and everyone's like, it's AI, it's AI, like 50 comments saying that, like shitting on him, and I was like,


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[Assistant] Well, I saw him like, oh yea, that's definitely AI. And then he posts the time lapse of him making it. Everyone's like, oh shit. Okay, why are you drawing in this?


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[Assistant] You say, okay, and then you drew the tits on it and then the penis on it, okay, and stick figure stuff. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'm technically a patron, so I can, uh, so I can enter it, dude.


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[Assistant] Uh, did the, like entering the dr- I can't remember if I've talked about this before, who fucking cares? But uh, and I can't go into too much detail without Doxing, but there was a really funny event where


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[Assistant] And then his uncle won the fucking giveaway. He bought like the most amount of tickets for it.


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[Assistant] And like, the one guy that has like, access to like, he could probably just get that on his own. You know, he could just ask for a favor. He won it. And the whole town was like, fucking pissed off at him. Because he bought like, an insane amount of drawings. Everyone's like, what dude? Like, this is like, cool for us, not for you. It raised the money.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Also, did you ever have any, like, any big, like, town rallying, like, kid is gonna die or?


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[Assistant] There was a, I think there was a kid- It's hard to talk about that without like, I dunno if it's on the news or anything.


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[Assistant] Dale Earnhardt went to your school? Yeah. That's crazy. Died in a car crash? Uh, that's inappropriate. Uhm, I had a- one of my like really good friends in high school.


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[Assistant] I can't like go into it, you know, but he basically due to the negligence of a teacher, uh, almost died and doctors were saying like we were visiting him in Riley like all the time and doctors like he's not gonna make it. And I saw him at one point just like,


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[Assistant] I love that. In our town, like, RallyBI made all these t-shirts and stuff with his name on it, and Strong and stuff. And...


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[Assistant] And then like, after it was, after it all happened, I think he was like really... I don't know, I think it really fucked him up, like...


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[Assistant] Having, cause he was kind of a shy guy, and then having that much of like, the towns.


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[Assistant] And then now it's like everyone fucking knows about him. Everyone's been thinking he's gonna die. And then he didn't. And then it also like left him.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he basically just like wasn't the same after it, like it still had some repercussions. Yea. It was weird though, cause then he like, he couldn't go to school the next year.


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[Assistant] And I was like, you know, I was at the hospital all the fucking time, like there was like four of us over there all the time, and then after he got better, I've like never talked to him again. I've seen him like one time since.


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[Assistant] It was, yeaah, it was really, it was, it was crazy though, like, it was, uh, it was a very...


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[Assistant] Interesting time in our, in our child lives. Seeing shit like that, and then also...


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[Assistant] I can't re- it was, dude, it was like, an adult's fault.


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[Assistant] I'm sure we've had this like exact conversation on the podcast and then it led to that and then...


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[Assistant] What did I snare in that? Our minds were so one- Just like four tracks.


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[Assistant] My roommate and my like, one of my really good friends, they do that shit forever where they'll just pick up, like they're thinking in their head or some shit, a conversation, and then they'll cue me in,


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[Assistant] Not caught off with their own head. And they'll be like, yeah, she doesn't even know what she's fucking talking about. Like, who? Like, I need context. Like, I'm just like, I'm not, you know.


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[Assistant] I can't read your fucking mind. And they're s-so bad at it. Like my- You know, I've honestly-


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a lot of people saying on my, uh, cyberpunk video, this stunt powder video, one of the top comments was like,


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[Assistant] To understand this video, cause they don't explain it in the video, you either have to have listened to the podcast that came out like an hour ago, or you have to be like one of Poob's IRL friends that was there that night, like who is this made for?


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm, dude, I am so brain-dead this week from Tarkov. Like I said, I've been playing like 12 hours a day. I've been staying up till 6, 7 a.m.


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[Assistant] I don't feel like I'm a person because I haven't seen the sun and now we're podcasting on the one day I did have to wake up early. I haven't been outside while the sun's out in like a week and I've left the house once in like two weeks.


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[Assistant] I'm going fucking crazy. And I'm, I'm having fun on Tarkov for the first time in like three years, which I enjoy. I'm really liking it. For the audience?


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[Assistant] Have a pressure to play it, even though I'm getting there, cause like...


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[Assistant] It is crazy when I play it, I just get way more viewers. Yea. But as soon as it becomes like, not fun, I'm fucking out.


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[Assistant] You know, I can't even be mad cause what am I to do? Like what? That guy's not human. How am I gonna beat that guy ever?


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[Assistant] Two of my IRL friends have been playing this wipe. I didn't even know they played the game. Apparently they played a couple wipes. But they're just like...


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[Assistant] You know, I've got like 1200 hours on it and I was watching them and I'm like learning tactics. I'm like, why do I, why have I not thought of doing, they're just so much better than me already.


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[Assistant] And I was thinking about it, it's really remarkable that I have this much, I mean half of it's probably loading times at least, but like, this much time in the game? I don't know, like,


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[Assistant] I don't have any memory of like, what anything's worth, what ammo's good, I'm constantly asking in my chat, like, is it good? Like, sell or keep? Is this ammo good? Like, I don't know anything.


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[Assistant] Learned. I do have, I've learned one really good technique.


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[Assistant] Which is where before I go into a place that might have campers in it, I do a bunch of different voices so they think that there's a bunch of guys coming.


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[Assistant] And uh, that's never worked once, but also I've been camping some this wipe and losing the fights when I'm camping the guy.


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[Assistant] Watching myself fail over and over again. Worse or something. Cause the first day or two days, I won a couple like 1v2s, which I don't ever do. I won a 1v3, there's a clip of it, it's real, and


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[Assistant] You know, of course, don't extract on any of those. But I was like, starting to really get some confidence. Like, I might actually be good at this game now. And then, it's crazy that it's completely dependent on how you did the last


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[Assistant] Maybe like six or seven raids in a row where I'm just embarrassing myself in front of people just getting absolute shit on. And it's like...


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[Assistant] I do one raid with my friend on woods. Don't fight a single guy but got a lot of loot. And I'm like, it's kind of funny. It's kind of a good game. Like, I don't know, I like it.


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[Assistant] I've got my karma though, full circle, cause now I've been camped trying to extract there like four times.


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[Assistant] Have you seen any of this stuff? Like I don't, once again just gonna talk about something I don't really understand, but I saw some man tweet about it. Where apparently now there's like a... What's his name?


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[Assistant] Like, there's a rat, uh, streamer that's like super popular. And, uh, like it's a ton of praise for camping and shit. And then, it's like you got these guys like Devon, that you know.


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[Assistant] I mean, I wouldn't like him either if he camped me. Yeah. But there just, there seems to be a change where even, you know, it's like, you get to rat cool, like there's a lot of ratting going on. And it's like if you call it ratting, it's somehow this different thing.


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[Assistant] Been like camping. I think it's his personality. Oh, he just sucks. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's just pr- he's too, too hot headed. Uh, no, who, Devon? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna make sure he doesn't get an item ever. Ever. Cause, you've now got Nikita's number.


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[Assistant] I started getting delirious after like six hours and then the next six hours I was just like...


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[Assistant] I don't know, cause my mom always talks about how they got a bunch of Scottish family and like, you know that classic fucking, I've talked about this, I got that uncle that's always like, I'm doing Ancestry, I'm doing...


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[Assistant] All this shit, and it's like, we've got a castle. No we don't. Okay. And a million families here all like pinpoint back to this house, but he went and visited it and stuff and they let him see. He showed them his like, here are my documents, and they let him see like the vault and the castle. Wait, this is Scotland?


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[Assistant] Uh, shit. It'd be cool to do a- Oh wait, that's a- Nevermind. There's a plotline in-


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[Assistant] That, that awesome Adam Sandler western, I was gonna say you have like a cult where everyone scoops their eyes out, but then you don't. But that's like what they do in that movie. They've got a, they've got all the bandits where they all have an eye patch on, and they make the guy initiate by scooping his eye out. And then later in the movie, they like,


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[Assistant] Kind of like, I don't really have lazy eyes, but like my eyes kind of like, sometimes. Your pug eyes. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I've got like a pug's penis and eyes and an asshole tail. I've got a little bit of a swirl on the tailbone.


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[Assistant] But I don't know, I don't, I honestly don't know if you have like a really bad lazy eye, like do you just functionally see over there? A little bit more? Yea.


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[Assistant] This is fucked up query too, but I, I was, I saw a video the other day of like a bunch of like special needs people that were all hanging out and some of them were like


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[Assistant] Not cross-eyed, I mean they all have the same type of special needs and some of them are like super cross-eyed and I'm like, are they like functionally blind or are they...


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[Assistant] Can they, like, kind of, when they really need to, like in the moment, can they, like,


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[Assistant] That is a great idea actually, cause I even have, you know, a lot of people email me and are like, can I sit, like, I want to send you an antique or like, how do I...


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[Assistant] People have got oddities out there that they want to show. I'm sending you a picture in this chat. I think we should buy this, with our budget, and then travel to them. Woah. That's like a... That thing's like a fucking... Yeah.


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[Assistant] Also, it's like a hundred and twenty grand, but it's worth it. Beautiful copper color. I wish I could find the pictures, like the back of it.


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[Assistant] Like, the trunk can just automatically dump?


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[Assistant] But at first I was thinking like, this would be a cool like, I'm surprised someone hasn't turned this into like a mobile home.


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[Assistant] Dump them, dump the teeks! I always loved to do some sort of, I mean, IRL podcasts are always more fun. Yeah. And doing some sort of, yeah, like traveling. Did your dad mean, I'm assuming, just like they call in and show us?


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[Assistant] And we're not actually going to buy it, unless it's really cool. Dude, I had an offer. I'm so bad at replying to people. I actually feel kind of bad. Uh, it's just a problem. You know, don't take it personally, patrons. If you message me, you're like, this guy left me on read. I don't reply to my own parents a lot. So why the hell am I going to reply to you?


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[Assistant] I know, I don't like it. I don't like it. But a guy offered me probably the most one-sided deal. I couldn't even take it because I'm like...


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[Assistant] What are you getting out of this? This guy wanted to, he was like, I wanna edit for you for free.


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[Assistant] It builds up. It does, it does, uh, but he was offering to edit for free, make me like


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[Assistant] I don't know, animations, yea, make me a superstar, get me at the streamies nominated, uh, and also, he wanted to, he was like my grandfather had these collections of like real Star Wars props or something.


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[Assistant] Get like a full-size Star Wars statue, he's like, I'll also give you these.


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[Assistant] It did sound too good to be true. Just let me in. Yeah, that's too, that's too much. I'm also like, what am I gonna give, like what joy are you gonna get out of this? Like what, I don't know.


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[Assistant] What can I do? Also dude, I don't know if you feel that on Twitch, now that you've streamed a little bit more, but like, I'm sure someone's giving you a bunch of gift subs or something. Yea. I always feel like, what do I do that is worth


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[Assistant] This amount of like, money this guy just spent, like, how do I even say thank you in a way that's like,


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[Assistant] You know, I used to play the recorder. Can't do that, cause my dog goes fucking crazy when I play the thing.


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[Assistant] I'm like, what do I, like, I'm not gonna, I wish I could do a backflip, that'd be a cool thing to be able to do maybe. We should learn how to do those. I would be, that would be nice. I just blew my own back out walking up the stairs, so I don't know what doing a backflip attempt would do to me.


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[Assistant] There's a really funny scene in Sunny in Philadelphia where Max like, trying to be- show that he's the bouncer, and he tries to choke out someone, and he chokes himself, he like, puts himself in a sleeper hold, and he passes out, and Charlie's like,


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[Assistant] I can't even remember what you're talking about. Oh yea, like thanking for like, a guy gave me 50 subs so I'm like, what do I?


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[Assistant] I guess they probably know though, the bars low, like, they know before they give it to me, I can only be like, appreciative.


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[Assistant] The number is a little scary sometimes. Like when I had drops, I'm like, this is more people than my entire high school system.


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[Assistant] Are just watching me, and every time I die they're like, this guy sucks.


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[Assistant] But I can't. And I'm not gonna send people shit, cause I'm scared.


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[Assistant] And I don't do things, so there's like a couple barriers.


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[Assistant] I know, when I used to live not in a yard and I had to like take, like while streaming, take Pip on like proper walks. Yea. The whole time I'm just like, go.


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[Assistant] And he'll only piss when I'm out there with him. Like he won't, even though there's a dog door, like he's just laying by me right now. He's always just right by me, you know? So like he has to kind of wait till I go out there and I'm like, go piss. And then he's just like, just meandering and sniffing around for a while.


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[Assistant] I have to, yea, I got there with a little fuckin' bucket a lot, cause Piffle just shit like, if it's even inclement weather at all, he will go like one step from the fuckin' door. Like right here I'm gonna fuckin' lay down. Hi doc, hi doc. Damn. Do you wanna see him? Yea, let it rip.


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[Assistant] That's what he'd say. Hey, he's just a cool old dude. He's been chillin'. He likes the new room setup, even though I know people are gonna be mad they can't see him jump up on the couch. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh, he likes it better that way? Because now he can crawl underneath my desk and lay underneath the couch. And I don't know why, but he likes it under there. So it's kinda, it's pretty cute when I go, do do do, walk around and sit on my couch, he'll like crawl out from underneath my legs.


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[Assistant] This is like a fun little thing for us, where I'm like, hmm, this dog's using a little tunnel, which I like, and he gets to be in the tunnel, which I'm sure he likes.


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[Assistant] You know I'm underneath the bathroom, hence the poop pipe, hence the, you know, now if it happens again, it's gonna go right in my computer, not ideal. But, now for some reason, when I was streaming one day, my roommates had to come down. Also, this is not like...


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[Assistant] You know, there's a lot of pipes and shit in here. Also, where you turn on the water is in here. Just by my TV. They're like, ah, ah.


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[Assistant] And the noise it made freaked my dog out so much that he was like


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[Assistant] Now anytime someone uses the bathroom above me, which thankfully is only when my roommate's little brother's here, as soon as the shower turns on, he goes fucking crazy. Or like someone flushes a toilet. He hates it, I feel so bad. But like,


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[Assistant] Something about that noise, just like now is permanently- I'm hoping it goes away, cause for a while he was scared of the TV, out of nowhere. Like when the TV would be going, he'd be like,


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[Assistant] And now he's fine with it, so maybe I'll just go away. Maybe I need to do exposure therapy, where I just like...


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[Assistant] I don't think he even knows how to dig. He doesn't even know what soil is, he's just


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[Assistant] But, I don't know what his plan is, if he ever breaks through, like hates that dog, that dog actually seems sweet, like it just sits there, it's just like, whatever.


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[Assistant] Living in this area, there are a lot of pitbulls and there are, I don't even like taking my dog on walks.


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[Assistant] I've had friends that have had like really cool pitbulls that I really like. You know, they're fine dogs.


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[Assistant] But you see one that's like jacked up and it'll scare you, put fear in you, cause their mouths are like, yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I guess I wouldn't. I'm not anti-pitbull, but I wouldn't want my kids around one.


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[Assistant] What the hell? I don't like that. Unless you like-


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[Assistant] Like, there's a couple dogs I'd fully, like my, now it's an old ass dog, but my family dog on my mom's side, just like the best dog ever. You know, everyone's got that classic family dog.


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[Assistant] He knows he can kill it, he just keeps walking. But now he's so old that he's got that like, family guy dog back legs where he's just like, it's so sad to see, but they get all twisted up.


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[Assistant] This dog used to be a giant. Now I can just go up to him and pick him up. It's crazy. I carry him around, you know, to help him get outside and get inside. But it's...


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[Assistant] He's old, it's sad. And we had his dad, and we had his dad's mom. You know, we've had three generations of this dog, and now he's the final, he's the final one.


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[Assistant] One day my neighbors, I just know this because I just talk too much shit and it's gonna catch up to me. I know somehow one day they're just gonna like find this podcast.


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[Assistant] But they fuckin', these fuckers, they have a Finston yard that isn't connected to their front door, it's five feet away, and they don't put their wiener dogs in there, they just open up the door, cause the lady's like, bigger, huge, and she just opens up the door and they go out there and they're just like, and they come and shit in our yard.


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[Assistant] We're pretty convinced she just waits for us. Yeah. And then like when we go out she'll be like...


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[Assistant] And then they'll come over and then she'll have an excuse to like...


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[Assistant] I, yeah, I'm like, when that dog dies, I'm like, it's a little bittersweet, cause I think one of them's dead. I like, they're funny looking, they look, they sound like little muppets too, cause they're so old, they're just like, ah.


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[Assistant] They're, they are just rotting. They are rotting dogs. They're like 14 year olds. Uh, also, oh, this is not totally off topic, but you know cats can just live like long as fuck. There's something about my friend's house, this hometown hero.


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[Assistant] His cats live for unprecedented amount of time, I swear. Like, I don't know what the record is, probably insane for a cat, like 28 or 30 or some shit.


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[Assistant] But his cat just died that was 25, I think, or 24. And now he still has- it's like-


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[Assistant] I knew all these cats when I was a kid, and I just went there during Christmas.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, oh, who's this little guy? And they're like, oh, that's still him. That's still, like, Salvi. Like, how old is he? They're like, oh, he's like 21.


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[Assistant] What is happening? I didn't realize they lived that long. They're also outdoor, indoor cats, so it's like, and they live in the middle of the woods, like how have coyotes not killed these cats yet? Yea. And the saddest thing is, they had the mother and daughter cat of, I had a cat when I was a kid, Hambone,


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[Assistant] And he was the cat's brother and my cat died like, you know, 15, 20 years ago to a coyote or something and then


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[Assistant] They had it's mom for like 15 more years. And every time I'd see it and the sister, I'd just be like, oh, I wish Hambone were alive. And these cats lived for fucking ever. The daughter one lived to, it's the one that lived to like 24. Just remarkable.


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[Assistant] I wanna, dude, I wanna, I want an orange Maine Coon that's as big as Pip, that way they can fight.


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[Assistant] I am though, I've got such a sweet setup right now where Pip just sleeps in as long as I do and goes to bed when I do.


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[Assistant] And if I get one of those cats that wakes you up at like 5am, just like, I'd go fucking crazy. I mean I wouldn't.


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[Assistant] And also, I have so many knickknacks, so precariously placed on edges of things. If I had one of those cats that's just like, fuck it. I could lose a lot of things. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I just got a fully glass sword today and I don't know where I'm gonna put it yet.


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[Assistant] It's just a whole new world of shit you have to be careful about. But also, they're so cute!


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[Assistant] I like my, like my mom's cat's another, like I know it's kind of like,


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[Assistant] I don't know why I rolled my eyes to that. It's like bad to have outdoor cats.


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[Assistant] But now it just leaves him dead things all the time. But my cat, Mace Windu, you know, it's pretty old. It just is like always shit outside.


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[Assistant] I've never seen it where it shits. I've never even seen it use the bathroom. And it kind of just lounges around the property. I don't think it really kills much.


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[Assistant] And, it's like so easy. You know, like you don't have to do shit for that cat. It's just kinda like pretty... You put food in its bowl, and that's it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, my, my grandma and grandpa had a fuck ton of barn cats for just their farm.


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[Assistant] They freak me the fuck out, dude. I see like all sorts of pets, like, I used to have a snake.


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[Assistant] I could not do it now. It was cool when I was a kid, because I wasn't afraid of them, but now...


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[Assistant] But see, my dog is more cat than typical. Like, he's not cuddly.


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[Assistant] That would be cool to get like a tortoise. When I was a kid I was really into the idea of having a pet that would, this is just like what a sad loser thinks a lot, you know, with no love. I'm like, I want a pet that will be there with me my entire life. So I really wanted a parrot.


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[Assistant] I've said this before, thank fuck, thank you God, my mom did not let me get one, you know, never even considered it. Cause they live like 50 years, don't they? Now I'd be like 25 with just my like, my 20 year old parrot that's just like,


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[Assistant] Birds also freak me out. I don't like the fluttering. Yeaah. Even my chickens, you know, when I pick them up, they're loud.


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[Assistant] That, or like a tortoise, where it's then like a family heirloom, that's cool. Like you can have like a 200 year old tortoise, but also it's like, would my grandchildren want to be like, fuck, I gotta...


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[Assistant] Is this a tortoise to my grandpa or what? Like what's going on with this tortoise?


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[Assistant] Can you really own a tortoise or can you just take it?


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[Assistant] That's an old ass tortoise. That thing's been around. You live in like the climate too, like you could have one probably, right?


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[Assistant] There's, aren't there like two different types of armadillos too? I gotta look this up dude.


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[Assistant] La Plata Three Banded Armadillos, also known as the Southern Three Banded Armadillos, are the only armadillo that can curl up into a complete ball. Oh, really? They're in South America.


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[Assistant] Yeah dude, those things can- they look like a fucking soccer ball when they're done. I mean, not really. I stand corrected then. Hey, hold on. Hello? Hey.


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[Assistant] Oh, I can hear it. Alright, hopefully that doesn't- I'll just turn that off. Hopefully that doesn't mess anything up.


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[Assistant] There was a football player on my team. Oh, no, I didn't play football.


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[Assistant] Quarterback starting. Uh, he fucked his own cousin and I remember thinking that was just like a mean rumor and then I found out that was true. And that was pretty gross. And then I think now he's like a cop in my town.


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[Assistant] I've now made $60 on Bitcoin. This is huge. You're in the positive? I'm in the positive.


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[Assistant] I just honestly keep that entire account for like tax season.


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[Assistant] It's insane when I looked on there the other day. Basically, the only reason after like four years I'm up is completely from Nvidia.


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[Assistant] Every other thing I've invested in is at like a loss. In a couple or up like 40 bucks.


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[Assistant] And then there's a couple that are down like a lot, and it all evens out over this whole span of me making like a couple, you know, a couple hundred bucks.


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[Assistant] She said, how much money can you invest? I said, I don't know, how's $5,000? She said, you're gonna be rich. You're gonna make a lot of Tupperware money.


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[Assistant] I don't even, I don't even take lunches out, so.


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[Assistant] Just trying to sell you Tupperware or Tupperware or whatever it's called. Or makeup. Yeah, just buy a little.


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[Assistant] Or yea, dude, makeup, what's that makeup company that, there was a, there was a girl that went to school with me, and her mom sold so much of that makeup shit that they gave her like, the makeup car, and she was the like,


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[Assistant] You know, we still keeping coordinates, a lot of my friends from early on, and we've just been wondering, like, who will be the first to come to us with like, hey guys,


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[Assistant] I got an investment opportunity or like some sort of pyramid scheme or something. And how awkward will it be when that day happens? I know they're going to come to me.


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[Assistant] And I don't have the ability to say no very well, so I'm gonna be probably an early investor.


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[Assistant] I remember in college I got, I got the, uh,


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[Assistant] Ugh, that is too modern of slang. I got the ick from a girl.


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[Assistant] Uh, which is hard to do in college when you're, you know, desperate, but...


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[Assistant] She fell into a pyramid scheme because her mom was super into one and her mom also got, different girl totally than the high school one, got like


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[Assistant] A Mercedes Benz she claimed for free from this, from these people for selling so much. And her and her mom started like tag teaming like Instagram posts about selling this, I don't know, fitness powder or something.


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[Assistant] Someone in my step family gave me just a block of knives. And they seem pretty good. I'm gonna go there. That's some adult shit.


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[Assistant] Cutting knives? They're not, they're cool. I did, I think I lost it. It's cool though because it came with a big cleaver. And I used that to cut pizzas.


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[Assistant] See, I don't do much cooking, but I like those knives for... If I'm in the kitchen, I hear something outside.


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[Assistant] My brother had like a very specific knife my mom got him, you know, it's like, this is Japanese forged steel.


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[Assistant] And like the very, very tip of it like broke off or something.


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[Assistant] I've noticed Devon didn't reply to the bag picture at all.


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[Assistant] I've seen his girlfriend and she wants something Prada, she wants something Gucci, okay. She does not want this little fucking stinker bag in her eyes. Man, she doesn't know that it's actually very high tech. It's got lots of zippers and it's from a really good brand that I can't remember.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Devin was like ready to fucking fight tooth and nail for that bag. And poor Omeid. Doesn't even have any type of bag. Really. Cause you immediately bought one. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] You could have bought two, given him one for Christmas or something.


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[Assistant] I'm just browsing their website now, I shouldn't be doing this, but they have a lot of variety, guys. We need to get a sponsorship by them.


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[Assistant] No, but we'll do it for like the hiking trip. We'll be like, we'll wear a Topo Designs fanny pack. We already have them.


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[Assistant] If you, you know, give us like a bunch of other shit or something.


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[Assistant] Did they- you don't have to send any of it back? I- dude, I need like some real-


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[Assistant] I can get free beer which is awesome. But like, I see all these other streamers that have got these cool little


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[Assistant] Dying Light, two people asked me my glove size in an email, and I replied and they never replied back.


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[Assistant] But I almost got a pair of Dying Light 2 gloves. That's pretty cool. Which would have been really cool. And Freddie Wong almost was gonna send me that pipe strip mug, which I'd count as


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[Assistant] I would say we're past acquainted. Yeah. We're in between really good acquaintances and really good friends.


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[Assistant] They're kind of fading out a little right now. I mean, I feel like they just were so big for a while. They'll come back. They'll come back later.


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[Assistant] Meta-abuser. Meta-abuser. Meta-abuser. I wanna try Perfect Heist 2. I bought that and have not played it once. We need to play it, yea. I looked it up though and there was like a hundred people playing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll rename it just like- We haven't done anything- Dude, I haven't played a game with like, Omid in... months.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have a bunch of games in my library I've never even started up, I think. I just bought on sales and shit.


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[Assistant] So then everyone clicks at the same time, everyone takes their hands off and then it like shuffles people around for like five seconds and then those teams are like your random teams.


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[Assistant] How do you do a champ pick? Uh, we do two randoms and a suicide. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know any, like, I don't know who I'm playing half the time anyways. I mean, if it's not Teemo.


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[Assistant] Or Echo or Blitzcrank, those are like the three people I've ever played a lot.


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[Assistant] I watched the first one for the first time ever.


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[Assistant] Oh wait. What the fuck is this picture? Oh, uh.


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[Assistant] There's, oh man, I might actually have to watch this. You need to watch that movie. That movie rocks.


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[Assistant] Uh, but someone was, I was watching on TikTok like Warhammer lore videos.


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[Assistant] Event Horizon is like the closest media we've ever got to portray in like Warhammer space travel. Hmm.


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[Assistant] I am so glad I don't have any insane kinks where I like need to be put into a cube or hung by hooks or I don't know, like my balls smashed or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, how do you even, how are you so sure that like, this is gonna, because you just think about it and you're like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] In the show Dave, he has the fetish where he like, puts his penis through the hole and then gets milked.


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[Assistant] Look at this thing I saw on Facebook, well wait no, this is, I saw it afterwards on TikTok, which made me...


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[Assistant] Sad home. That's, that's what someone did with it. It's this Garfield aquarium. Oh yea, here it is.


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[Assistant] And, I saw this for sale, and then I saw someone post that they had one, and made it into a little terrarium. All the other ones are loading.


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[Assistant] I'm getting there, I'm getting there. Cause it, these other pictures are taking forever to send. It has a backlight in its belly.


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[Assistant] And I was thinking the way it's positioned, what if I did a little paper cutout inside of it?


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[Assistant] And then put like, uhm, basically tried to make it look like I'm inside his belly, like pushing, with paper. Like some construction paper and stuff, and just put it in there.


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[Assistant] And it looks like Garfield's like giving birth to me or something.


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[Assistant] Or just like feet pressing against it maybe. Or maybe just an embryo, I don't know. I don't know how hard it would be.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I just think he looks like he's giving birth, like he looks pregnant the way his arms are.


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[Assistant] Well I found out I could hook up some sort of little computer screen behind it, where it looks like I'm trapped in them. Oh help me out, I'm locked in here.


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[Assistant] You could put an armad- that picture of the armadillo. You could get an armadillo.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's my- STOP! My dad's birthday tomorrow, I gotta make a phone call later.


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[Assistant] Alright guys, thanks. This is just kind of a, this is just standard podcast, I guess. Just talk. Nothing really crazy.


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[Assistant] I wish more horrific things happened during my holidays so I'd be like a fun tale. Yeah. Nothing really exciting happened.


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[Assistant] Okay, anyway though guys, uh, whatever. We'll see you later in the next video.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like five, six days a week, one hour, one hour and a half, total outside.


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[Assistant] Kind of with every, uh, moment that passes by, it kind of hits you like, okay, you know, we, you know, we grew up in essentially the same era where it's like, okay, what was the first one? Pumping Iron and Conan. That was the first one. And then Commando. I saw, I saw Conan.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, the special uh, rescue team, not assassins. By the way, Jack. Really new son of a bitch. But oh yeaah, so with every passing moment, you kind of remember all this stuff, like, you know, like we all, like how you said, oh yeaah, I watched the...


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[Assistant] Kind of the destroyer in the theater, like you remember that. So it's like, Oh, and here's the guy right here. He's saying, and he's walking us through all this stuff. So it's like, yeah, it's kind of a trip I'd say. Um, but.


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[Assistant] It's interesting that, so I, you know, I have some friends, they text me or whatever, and they all say the same thing, which is the same for me, where


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[Assistant] It's essentially like the number one reason that most of us wanted to be big and strong and started like lifting weights when we're teenagers and stuff is because of Arnold.


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[Assistant] Because of like all the movies, and pretty much all of them, even like Twins, you ever watch Twins? Yeaah. You're kinda like, yeaah, it's a funny movie and everything, but bro, I kinda wanna lift and be big like that, you know? Like, kinda no matter what the movie is, you wanna be like that, you know? So, yeaah, that was real. Interestingly.


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[Assistant] That's pretty crazy, right? Oh yeaah. You'd think, you'd think Terminator because that's the one that everybody quotes and replicates and all the, you know, all the, all the, you know, the sequel and all that kind of stuff. Huh, that's crazy. I watch Twins in the theater. Okay.


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[Assistant] You know, the data raider out of whatever the equivalent would be nowadays. But uhm, but yeaah, so, bruh, I knew about that kind of stuff. I knew about like, looper, like, about lifting and all that stuff or whatever. And you know, you watch it later as an adult and you kind of mask it onto your workout program and you're like, okay, alright, these are, you know, but they're pros, so I dig it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, I was uhm, so I was talking to the guys there as well, and...


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[Assistant] I didn't even actually realize this, but bruh, I know a lot about all that stuff. So Predator, uhm, was played by a guy who's like seven feet tall.


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[Assistant] So, you know, the Predator's huge in the movie, but you think it's a movie, so of course they make him look huge and tall or whatever, but the real guy who played is the same guy who played in Harry and the Hendersons. You know, Harry and the Hendersons, the Bigfoot movie, the guy who played Bigfoot, seven feet tall, he played the Predator. So when you see the Predator, the full-size Predator, and he's seven feet tall, which he is, you're like, okay. Is he a Jack?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, different guy. Um, yeah, he was more of, actually the guy who played Predator was a tall black guy and Chewbacca was a white guy. But yeah, I forget their names though.


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[Assistant] Okay. But nonetheless, we remember the characters. Yeah. So the predator, which originally was supposed to be played by Van Damme, by the way, who is not seven feet tall. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Jean-Claude Van Damme was supposed to be the predator. How come he didn't?


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[Assistant] The predator was going to be nothing but special effects. So he wore a red suit, right? So the blue background and the red suit. So he'd be running around in this red suit. They'd, you know, they'd do CGI, you know, or I guess it wasn't CGI back then, but you know, maybe it was, but nonetheless, it'd be a special effect.


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[Assistant] It wouldn't be him, you know, it'd be a special effect. So after, after a while he was running around, it didn't look good either, by the way. So it was kind of a decision where John Claude didn't like it. And then.


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[Assistant] Kind of the director and stuff was like, ah, this isn't going to work. And John Claude was like, what? I'm not going to be shown and all this stuff or whatever. He found out later, I guess. So they were like, oh, we're going to do something else. And they pivoted and got the iconic.


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[Assistant] So it's like athletic stuff, but yeah, I mean, maybe he was doing that, but, but that was before Van Damme became Van Damme though. Oh, okay. So he was, uh, so yeah, that's how it went down. But obviously, you know, Predator is like the Predator alien. What do they call it? The real name is like Oucha, Yowcha or something like that. Anyway. Yeah. You want to know this kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] But that look is like part of the iconic nature of the whole Predator. You know, it's almost like you can't imagine something else besides that one, you know? That's what it feels like.


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[Assistant] More sets. That feels like that was the idea behind the approach because remember what he was saying? He was like, yeah, I'm going to do five sets of rows, five sets of, you know.


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[Assistant] If you notice, it, it's, it almost sorted itself out, that I got the impression anyway, that the working out and the bodybuilding part of things was kind of the core of everything, you know?


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[Assistant] It's true. Also, Jaco has a store. It's called Jaco's Store.


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[Assistant] Discipline equals freedom, we're representing, you know, we're still on the path, we're always going to be on the path. So yea, if you want to represent, it's where you get your stuff. Hats, hoodies, shirts, of course, whatever shirt you need on that one.


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[Assistant] Brand new. No one's ever seen it. Tell us the layers will vision. Actually, there's no layers. It's just an, it's just another version of the representation of discipline equals freedom. But actually I, sorry, my mistake. It's not out yet.


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[Assistant] It will be out soon though. So it's in the process, but if you want to be on the alert for the first wave, the first dish, sign up on the email list on jocastore.com if that's what you want.


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[Assistant] Is your child? I know you probably don't want to spill a lot of information about a newborn child on you, so feel free to tell me, you know, not your-


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[Assistant] Like Sam. And do you think there'll be a rivalry between your children down the line?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. Yeah, college fucking sucks. I just, uh, got hit with a...


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[Assistant] I had an important alert in my thing, and I got to see my student loans, which I like, really try to avoid looking at. They just freak me out. And I got to see when it's predicted on my current pay plan, when I'll be done.


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[Assistant] It was like 12 years from now or something. I don't even know if like what I will be doing in 5 years, little under 12 years. Well thank god you got a degree though.


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[Assistant] What an assumption. I know, cause... I'd assume...


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[Assistant] Uh, it was a meet and greet, and someone waited in the entire line, and then when they got up the person's like, who should I make this out to? And they're like, you've been served. Heartbreaking. Heartbreaking.


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[Assistant] What, what is, maybe this is a dumb question, but there's no such thing. It's dumb questions on this podcast. True. Like why do people, I guess I do get it a little, but I was gonna say like why do people get served divorce papers?


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[Assistant] My parents got divorced when I was like two. And look, look at me, I turned out great. Yea, look at you. So, I have no trauma from the time of me being two. That would bring me back there.


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[Assistant] And I remember he did one stream with me, and I was like, this is it? I finally got like one of my oldest friends, like we can play all the time. Bam. Gets a girlfriend.


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[Assistant] I think my current roommate, we've got a good system. I think if there was another one of me in here, he'd be fine. I'm a pretty good roommate.


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[Assistant] And I found this little guy named Timo, and he really spoke to me.


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[Assistant] And something really awesome. He's hot. He's hot. Uh, I'm so bad at the game now. It's actually, it's awful. I try to play with my friends. We all started in high school. I quit when I started playing rust. They kept playing. So.


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[Assistant] It's like an embarrassing, like, it's the only game I can play with them where we actually can game together. But.


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[Assistant] Or like if I'm like, hey, let's run a TFT, like I'll double up with someone. They do like nose ghosts to see who gets me as their teammate.


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[Assistant] I wish they switched out the, like, characters quicker and like,


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[Assistant] Cause after like five games, I only like trying out all the combinations and then I'm like, oh this is a little boring.


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[Assistant] Quietly watching what's it called? Lurking in your stream not that long ago.


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[Assistant] He's the person I know out there, so I asked him if he wanted to go. Now I'm scared. What if I get out there? I'm like, where are you? What's- Nah, he'll show up. What do I do? When it matters, he shows up.


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[Assistant] These people just have like more, their skins thicker. Like Omid, Devin, Devin probably has the thickest skin in the god damn streaming game. Like every other chat's like, you should kill yourself you stupid camping bitch. And he's just like, whatever.


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[Assistant] Oh, I think he said he was the first one to do it. He still takes the pain of the world on his back, and he keeps walking.


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[Assistant] It's how he's always gamed. In like every game, he's always been like, he does the dirty tactics, you know, he does...


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[Assistant] It's not like, it's just genuinely how he likes to play games. Sometimes I have trouble with that, but I respect the hell out of him sticking to it. What?


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[Assistant] Does it translate over to other games?


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[Assistant] But, you can't have it all, so. I'll sacrifice.


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[Assistant] Being naturally incredible- I'm just naturally pretty good at video games.


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[Assistant] But I'll take the hit. He's a split-gate, you know? Split-gate, Titanfall 2, anything pretty fast-paced shooter-wise, I'm just kinda at the top. Pro Soccer Online, I mean I can talk about that game, and I have talked about that game, a lot.


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[Assistant] You know what it is, when I play with other people, I'm unfortunately pretty competitive.


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[Assistant] And I think I just try incredibly hard when I'm playing games with like my friends. And it becomes less about the fun for me and more about like the competition. And that's when I really hate people like Devin. Cause he's also, he doesn't show it as much, but he's very competitive.


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[Assistant] Some people, they shouldn't be in the kitchen because I'll yell at them and they'll be like, you know, they'll take real life offense to it. And then I have to step out of it and go, I guess they don't normally talk like that so it can be a little shocking.


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[Assistant] You know what's great, you wanna, you know what's sad? Reflecting on like, I can get hot sometimes, I can do this.


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[Assistant] I was talking to my friends the other day. I don't know if you've seen 30 Rock, either of you. No. There's an episode where Tina Fey's like goes to a high school reunion. She's talking about like how hard she had it in high school and how bad it was. And everyone there's like, you got a lot of nerves showing up to this. Turns out, you know, moral of the episode, she finds out she was the bully at her school.


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[Assistant] She just like assumed everyone was like gonna be mean to her because of how she looked and she was just verbally, you know, very horrible.


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[Assistant] I was talking to one of my friends, and he actually might see this episode, the guy I'm talking about, so.


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[Assistant] Amen, no hard feelings. Uh, but I was referring to an incident.


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[Assistant] That's very famous to my friend group in like 8th grade where a guy picked me up with both hands and choked me and lifted me off the ground. And I was like talking about it. I'm like, that guy was at my party the other day. Like, isn't it funny that like 10 years ago, 15 years ago, he lifted me off the ground because I was so tiny and he was choking me and I was like,


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[Assistant] I had punched him in the kidneys and I, I forgot, I was going through a stint where I would do it to a lot of my friends because I had just found out where the kidneys were and I thought it was hilarious. So I'd go like, double kidney punch!


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[Assistant] And my friend was like, yeah dude, like, I remember that pain. I still remember that pain from that football game.


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[Assistant] And it's not even the guy that choked me, and I, you know, I was thinking about it, I was like, god damn, like,


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[Assistant] I think just cause I was so tiny, I was like, oh I'm so cute, like I'll get away with it. That guy had full right to choke me.


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[Assistant] And then they were talking about, they were like, yeah, and remember when you shoulder checked the fuck out of everyone? And you would just like hit them right in a certain spot cause you're so short, like your shoulder would hit in the elbow. And it would just like flip people around and I was like cracking up and then I'm like, oh.


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[Assistant] I definitely had a chip on my shoulder for being like the one kid that hadn't hit puberty. I was that kid too. And thus getting no play with women or anything. I was definitely like a little, and I also had like a, my friend group were all like huge dudes.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I definitely was kind of an asshole though, which I like, you know, I hate. Cause I always think back to that age, I'm like, I was a, you know, I was a really nice guy.


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[Assistant] But I wasn't to people that I'd like assume were going to be mean to me. I wouldn't even give them time to prove that they were gonna be rude to me. But I'd be like, oh this kid, he's like a douchebag, he's like the quarterback.


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[Assistant] I should've checked this shit out of him. And then I'm like, looking back, you know, I gave this man no chance to be my friend or-