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[Assistant] Listen, you gotta fire first and then we gotta like try and break it up.


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[Assistant] Did y'all see that fan who took that kick from John Bones? Ah yea, I'm not fucking with no nigga like that. So, him, he's an idiot. And then the other dude, uh, Aiden Ross who took the punch from, uh, Jake Paul? Bro, did you see that nigga leg?


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[Assistant] He once said some shit about, like, uh, he would fight Rashaad with cancer, some shit. Yeah. My fucking one niggas like that. Yeah, Rashaad was trippin'. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I would never, I don't want no smoke. I do not think I could beat you up in a ring. When we play with Keith Lee, I make sure to keep the fouls on a minimum.


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[Assistant] They played to 5, and it was probably 85 fouls and maybe 4 made buckets. It was crazy. This was like an hour and a half long game to 5. At midnight. This is at midnight at the factory. Yea, y'all went late.


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[Assistant] Y'all know what else is funny as fuck, bro. I watch your Instagram today. Hey, give him the read and say, fuck it, Swaggy P are funny as fuck. He talk about Saucy Santana. He was like, yes, my nigga. Y'all ain't seen that?


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[Assistant] You don't wanna read this, it's crazy, bro. Saucy Sensei, I guess. Swaggy P did college you.


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[Assistant] And he was like, man, Saucy Santana, that's my nigga. And Gilbert didn't know who it was. And he typed it in. He said, this your nigga?


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[Assistant] You know what's crazy? I know Gilbert been wild this week, but everybody is looking at Gil from Gil's Arena. No, y'all missed the real Gilbert Arenas back on the Instagram days when he was giving away jerseys and shoes. Bro, those are the real IG lives, bro.


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[Assistant] Oh that shit, he was treacherous. That's a thing. That shit, when you get a chance, we get off this motherfucker. Type that shit in bro, you gon' cry bro. It's crazy. Now one thing I will fuck with him with, him talking about, uh, people- You got a song you wanna sing at the moment?


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[Assistant] Without a ball is just a court. Without your spirit, it's only a game. So together with the fans, we bring our best.


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[Assistant] Hennessy is excited to celebrate the intersection of basketball with art, music, and fashion. Each of these elements of culture represent ways that fans, players, supporters pay homage to the game, both on and off the court.


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[Assistant] Hennessy and Mitchell and us have come together for the ultimate drop. A limited edition collection to mark their shared love for basketball culture and to celebrate Hennessy's continued partnership with the league.


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[Assistant] San Francisco, Saturday, March 9th, Dallas, Sunday, March 17th. Atlanta, Saturday, March 30th. Come see Club 520 podcast taped live in each city. For your next pregame, let's share a twist on the classic, the Hennessy Margarita. A squeeze of fresh lime juice. And a bit of agave syrup. Top it off with some ice in the salsa rim.


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[Assistant] I'm saying, he said, yeah, it was great. She's like, yeah, I paid to take your virginity. I'm like.


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[Assistant] Sexy Red, I don't even think it counts. She, she's so wild. I kinda expect that from her. Hey, I just fuck with the music. Yeah, I fuck with her what she got going on, but I don't expect her not to sell pussy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like it don't feel too wrong to hear her say y'all suck pussies. I don't know. Who would suck y'all? I mean, her single is still a pussy. Crazy Dua.


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[Assistant] Nobody has liked any of her new music, but the visuals are always going to be A1. Visuals are crème de la crème. I ain't heard the song that much though.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't, Cardi B might fire music though. Like, we being real. Like, I heard she be bringing anthems. Like, she was on the girl world.


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[Assistant] Uh, I know, shit, y'all gotta, y'all about a little bit of time, TikTok left, y'all better hurry up and run it up, cause...


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[Assistant] Whoever you choose to close that show is going to fuck everything else from there.


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[Assistant] You asked Nikki to go before Cardi? I'll take Nikki off the show. She can't be on that show.


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[Assistant] She would be the one who wouldn't get along with everybody else. Yeaah, she too. I have like Lado. And she's the best out of everybody, that's the crazy part. Yeaah, I have like Lado and like, then Cardi. That's a cool replacement. Cause I couldn't have Nick. She too like, Nicky like. She too Hollywood.


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[Assistant] She that big, like her records is too big. But like, if it's all women, I like Cardi to end it cause she, she got the bangers. She the biggest.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we can keep that motherfuckin' player. Uh, Derek Harris and the Ravens is crazy. Wooo, I can't wait to play fuckin' Mad 25. Bro, they cheatin', bro. They are, bro.


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[Assistant] Hell yea, bro, who's gonna stop? Like, for real, for real. I mean, the Chiefs are still the favorites. They're picking up Hollywood Brown is crazy and they'll probably get another piece and still have homes. The Chiefs are going back to back, bro. Hollywood Brown is crazy. He won with a very, very, very mediocre receiving call last year. Now you got a baby Tyreek? Come on, bro. Okay.


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[Assistant] But Derek Henry and Lamar Jackson is fucking scary bro. They still can't pass the fucking ball. Well shit.


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[Assistant] I don't think they're gonna be that good though. Oh man, they're gonna be fire. But Derrick Henry kinda...


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[Assistant] Shit, that's a- That's anybody, but I'm just saying like- That's a tough nigga to deal with though. Yeaah, but that nigga is injury prone though. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Just keep them out training camp because you know what happens in a regular training camp. Niggas die y'all training camp every single year. Please stop doing that shit on that terrible grass.


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[Assistant] Uh, Saquon Bakley said the Eagles is crazy. That's more fire than Derrick Henry to the fucking right.


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[Assistant] You think so? Yes, bro. Cause they dynamic was already, they already.


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[Assistant] They was championship material this year. Last year they fucked up. They went bad. Jalen Hurts gotta get better. Shit gotta happen. But Brandon Saquon, they take a lot of pressure off. Cause he dynamic in both catching and running. Uhm, he was definitely.


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[Assistant] Not used to his potential in New York. They weren't a good team. They didn't really have a good quarterback. A lot going on.


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[Assistant] He's gonna kill, and I hate that that happens. I hate when somebody good goes to somebody else in your division. Like, I think that is complete bullshit. I love it. I hate that shit. As a Cowboys fan, I hate that shit.


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[Assistant] You just show love to the game, like, you was cold, like, if you was a goat, you was, if you one of them niggas that was super cold, super cold, and you doing podcasts.


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[Assistant] Like alright, you was cold, but niggas over with. Like basketball over with. Like I don't give a fuck about your accolades in real life, it's over with.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? Like, that's why I don't take myself too serious. Like, nigga, it's over with. I could be like, nigga, I did get 30, you know?


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[Assistant] You cannot go back in time. Y'all niggas be acting like, I would have killed, I would have killed that nigga. No you won't. Fam, you averaged 14. Respect, but you wasn't going to ever start it today, bro. No, you not about to kill a nigga that's 21. At all. And you 46. Like, no you not. I just played a, I would just play a one-on-one with Lil Devo.


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[Assistant] And I had to be realistic with myself. I said, I'm still beating him. I can still blow him out. But it ain't easy. It ain't easy. I'm like, damn, I gotta kind of bully a little bit. I can't just blow by him. Like, I'm.


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[Assistant] Not the same person I once was. Give it up, bro, it's over.


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[Assistant] All the time I'm undefeated and a lot of times, like you said, people live off their accomplishments and their career, but now that's gone. Nigga, you gotta be you. And then you find out, like we know.


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[Assistant] Uh, niggas was weird. I used to see people go to diddy parties and shit. So I was like, I ain't, I ain't familiar with that person.


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[Assistant] And then we cut it cause we was like, Columbo's lying. And then Columbo told us shit about Diddy and we like, this nigga might not be lying. And I never knew.


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[Assistant] It just fucked me up cause Columbo said that. And I was looking at that nigga like, I damn near was like, yo, get out of my house.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my fuck alone, bro. Cause I definitely was like, when you left, I said, this nigga tripping, bro. We not posting this video. Yeah, bro, it was tight. It was tight for real.


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[Assistant] Hold on. Speaking of Ella, did y'all see Crip Mac on the news? Y'all know that's my shit.


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[Assistant] That shit was funny. I was in a Jamaican barbershop here and they, you know what I'm saying, RIP to the dude who made Dragon Ball Z. They was playing Dragon Ball Z in their joint, right? I had never seen Dragon Ball Z in Spanish. That shit was crazy.


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[Assistant] You got scared. Niggas start falling. This is crazy. I'm telling you. First the nigga, I'm getting the cut. The nigga like, yo, I'm about to put the hot towel on you. I'm like, I'm cool.


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[Assistant] I stayed in the crib. Shout out to Kayla Sepser, nigga. My wife took a picture while I was asleep and sent it to her. Then she sent it to me. Like, look at your dumbass. Fuck you outta here.


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[Assistant] We'll walk out with somebody, rather, and they took machetes at that nigga and didn't call the police.


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[Assistant] That's one of my favorite starts.


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[Assistant] I love that place. Nah, fuck no. Nigga put the fucking vibrate on the chest pulse. I was like, nigga, I don't want this. They want nigga the ultimate massage. Nigga say you want the, nah, I don't want nothing else. I want get up. The Sean Watson cut is crazy. Nigga told me.


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[Assistant] You know what's crazy? Once upon a time, you could get up and go to a barber shop and maybe wait or so and get a cut. That shit dead now. If you ain't booked your shit by Tuesday, you're not getting a cut till next week.


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[Assistant] That's a fact. That's why I be- That's why I got two dudes I fuck with. I fuck with everyone. Then I fuck with Buddy. I- I ain't gon' know his name. I forgot his name.


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[Assistant] You know, they be havin' the motherfuckin', uh, strength. Oh, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. Oh, he was about to- Oh, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] But she was like, it don't look like that. I'm like, it ain't gonna ever look like that. Nigga, we don't, just, I don't care about career cuts. And she's like, you need to go to my guy. Who's your guy?


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[Assistant] Oh, for sure. Oh yeaah, she's gonna be pissed. Hey man, you got a new challenger in the Black Force game. Uhm, the homie who took over Haiti, he had on the Black Miss High Forces. His name is Barbecue.


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[Assistant] He was trying on that podcast too. He was. He was out of pocket. By speaking of clowning, why ain't nobody say nothing about, um, about, uh, Future Brave Mama. Shout out to Joy. She enlighten us. What happened? She got a baby. She crying about, uh, Trevon. Yeah. Is she out of pocket or that's, that's fair game.


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[Assistant] Hmm, that's a little iffy, T. You know why? Cause we- No, not we.


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[Assistant] Niggas shoot at them. Like, c'mon bro, you shoot, niggas, everybody shoot at Drake. Right.


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[Assistant] Nigga, it's just who, she got the pick of the litter. Who she ever wanna pick? Obviously she pick Young. I mean, she ain't no dummy. The nigga gonna be a 200 million dollar nigga, but he shot, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when you went to pick me up from daycare, he was in the other room. That's crazy. Nah, cause the niggas I was in the other room with weren't worth 300 million. So it's about the bed.


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[Assistant] But if you got some money, you get a little cuter. Like some of these girls is ugly. They get, they get done up. They cute. That's just the truth.


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[Assistant] Is that wrong? I was a fan of Maya. I shot at Maya.


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[Assistant] But I ain't thinking, I ain't, that ain't my man. So like when I pulled up to the crib,


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[Assistant] I seen lil buddy. Like he came, nigga, this how-


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[Assistant] This sound crazy. This how young we was, nigga. Me and my keys. This how my nigga keys.


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[Assistant] But she was just like, oh, I got some pizza. And when I think about it, I'm laughing. I'm like, cause she's like, this nigga is the same age as my kid. He eats pizza.


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[Assistant] You think what? Shorty house was big as fuck, I ain't gonna lie to you. Shorty had a man, big boy mansion like, had to be.


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[Assistant] 15,000 square feet. He was also holding us out. We leaving. Jesus over there. We leaving.


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[Assistant] Keith was talking to some other joint, her friend, like it was crazy. So we leave and her son come out like, we all going to 19? I'm like.


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[Assistant] And people been bringing this up a lot more. Hey, a lot of our favorite rappers were definitely talking to women that were younger than we think. None of them niggas should have been talking to Aaliyah.


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[Assistant] I was like- One time I read the comments and all I read was this motherfucker said, why is the mic's bouncing? They kept adding me like, why is the mic's bouncing? Are we gonna cut this? This shit funny as hell. Well fuck that.


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[Assistant] Alright, these hats, man, they going on sale. Well, what is the... They'll be on sale by the time you see this episode. Yea, 317 Day, man. Shoutout to everybody at Mitchell & Ness for fucking with us, man. Y'all know I'm a hat guy. Uh, I fuck with it. I tried to wear a hat long enough so New Era gave me a deal, but they never called me. So, uh, Mitchell & Ness fucking with us, so I'm even happier.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but yo mama 38, 39, it's different. Like, my mama 55 and she's on a nigga that's 21. Mama, go home.


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[Assistant] You out of pocket, but my mama 38, 39, she still go to strip club.


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[Assistant] She left me at the crib to go see a nigga before. Like, I know my mama is out of pocket. Matter of fact, my mom probably gonna take me to the strip club with her.


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[Assistant] She, they at that age, like, she probably go out with her son, like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, go to the strip club. Cause she had him so young. You know what I'm saying? Like if you have a kid at 16, 17, whatever age she was, 18. Y'all growing up together. Yeah, like it ain't even really, y'all really friends.


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[Assistant] The eye test, she definitely passes. For sure. Shout out to Trayvon Diggs, man. Congratulations. Yeah, congratulations, cause she cold too. Hey listen, you talk about security bag. She's three for three. Nigga, she, her shit cold.


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[Assistant] Our lineup is elite. She got some- But she do it smart. Her shit creme de la creme. She do it smart. Hell, it gotta be golden, bro. You can't have, it can't be average and you get it.


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[Assistant] You don't miss to, like, that don't happen bro. So you think it's the shot? Nah, I mean it don't help that, it don't help she bad as fuck.


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[Assistant] And on that note, we're gonna get up outta here. Appreciate y'all rockin' with us. Like, share, subscribe. Ayy, by the time you see this episode, we're already wrapped up Dallas. We appreciate y'all in advance. The next show will be in Atlanta. What we doin' in Atlanta? Know what I'm sayin'?


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[Assistant] You're homecoming. Yeah, I'ma be back at the crib, man.


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[Assistant] That's family in Atlanta for sure. Hawks organization, this is y'all chance to tap in and do the right thing. For sure, man. Make sure we coerce out at the Hawks game. It's going to be a game. Yeah, make sure we coerce out at the Hawks game. Cause if y'all got me in the fucking sixth row at a Hawks game, I ain't paying for no tickets. They going to be there talking shit. Hey, TX in with us.


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[Assistant] Hey, Boosie said, give me a thousand dollars to perform. Y'all crazy as hell. Pelican said Boosie fucked it. He was coerced out of the Pelican game though, so. They made it right. They made it right.


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[Assistant] Hey, listen, take care of my boy. Take care of me, man. I'mma have to reach out to my dog, Stiney. Make sure, uh.


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[Assistant] But it's alright. Zach, I'ma hit you up. Dominique, hitting y'all up.


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[Assistant] Stiney hitting you up. Yeaah. I'm hitting y'all up, so we on our way. Let's see you live here.


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[Assistant] And like that we'll be back. Like, share, subscribe. All that good shit. We'll be back next week. Club 520.


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[Assistant] He responded again and said, you took my black girl virginity and I didn't pay for it.


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[Assistant] They do. I was just talking about the visuals.


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[Assistant] Typically exclusive of sexual and family relations and they look at each other and just laugh. And bust out dyin'.


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[Assistant] What was it like being a part of that playoff run here in the city? And if we had won at all, would you have retired after the parade?


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[Assistant] Real people with real hands on authentication experience.


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[Assistant] That's what the blue check mark represents on eBay. Authenticity guaranteed.


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[Assistant] Meaning every inch, stitch, sew is verified through a detailed inspection.


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[Assistant] So when you finally step into those grill kicks, you'll realize that feeling is like none other. And with eBay Authenticity Guarantee, that feeling is real. And show your next purchase is the real deal. Visit eBay.com for terms.


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[Assistant] All right, we back. Another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Will. Same gang with me to my left. My dog, Bishop B. Hen. Chef, out the Prillies. How you what?


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[Assistant] Cool and nasty, let's get to it. We got a lot to talk about today.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a whole lot of going on, but before we start the episode, last promo, last time y'all gonna see this, you know what I'm saying? Ah, yeah. Well, when y'all see this, it will be today. Use a ticket for the All-Star Celebrity Basketball game at Warren Central High School. Then we at All-Star Sports Lounge, 56th and Georgetown, right next to the Subway and the PVC cleaners for the Anasty Afterparty. The Anasty Afterparty, Subway, no Jussie Smollett.


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[Assistant] No AfroPay? No AfroPay. Shout out to the Clarno niggas. What's up? A lot of, ey, All-Star Wiki and a lot of niggas gonna use the AfroPay and Clarno. Respect. Oh, that's why I love it. I'll spend the same. Ah yea, it's, it's, it's the new little way. Out the gate.


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[Assistant] To my right, my dog, young Nacho, young Tig, how you up man?


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[Assistant] They wasn't shit. I went in the vault for these. I ain't seen them in a minute. I just felt like putting them on. The black ones are the hardest ones? By far.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he asked me, this shoe game was damn near hard. But uhm, y'all see them prices in Vegas they had for a drink?


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[Assistant] Or individually or together? That's a nasty combo.


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[Assistant] When uhm, people were just like, I keep seeing people in my timeline leave Sunday morning, they ain't staying for the game. I'm like, nigga, you know how hard it is to go one of them games, in an affordable situation. That's a comma. What Floyd paid? 1.1 for the suite?


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[Assistant] Damn. Great seats. I seen Bubba Dub in his suite with Floyd. Shout out to Crenshaw. Crenshaw had the time. My nigga Crenshaw kept us updated all weekend.


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[Assistant] Shout out to my niggas, man. Shout out to my niggas in the trenches, but ay, Deon, I mean Deon's dropped again. Yea. Uhm, we seen that happening, right? We seen it when he was going back to Colorado.


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[Assistant] Do you think we're going to get back to a point where lifestyle shoes like that, like is everyday shoes again? Cause everybody went to like ones and now everybody else is wearing whatever random bullshit. Now everybody wearing sambas and dunks. You think wherever we get to the time we can wear like people was casual wearing Nike basketball shoes again. Or like the retro shoes like that. I think D-Book tried to do that with his first shoe. Liked where you could rock it off the court. But, uh, everybody's so designer right now.


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[Assistant] I don't see it happening, like, in the near future, but, shit, all I gotta take is one rapper just say I wear...


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[Assistant] Poop shoes with my jeans and little kids fuck with it and it's up. Yeaah, I seen Ho try to pull back out the uh, that's how it's done. Yeaah, nobody, we don't care.


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[Assistant] I'm a fan of Emory too. Nah, facts. Emory to go. Nah, legendary comeback story. For sure. But honestly Super Bowl obviously happened. Your team lost.


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[Assistant] Fucking sold us, bro. You gotta score that in overtime. We gotta get a touchdown. We gotta settle for a field goal.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Tony Romo said something so smart on there though. He was like, shit, you playing the champs. They been here before. You gotta go for it on fourth down. Fuck it. Every time. Like, fuck it.


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[Assistant] We there, you just gotta go. Four from four. Fuck it. Try your luck.


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[Assistant] Y'all knew y'all wasn't gonna win when fucking Pat Mahomes got the ball back. Everybody in the world knew it was over.


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[Assistant] Sorry, no, we're putting two two behind the goat. Yeah, he's Tom Brady, but he definitely out.


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[Assistant] We had this debate, this is how you're trying to get to it, alright. Fuck it, we here. Everybody at Indianapolis love fucking Peyman.


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[Assistant] Too damn long. In 14 years, uh, 13 of them years he let y'all down.


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[Assistant] One year he gave y'all Super Bowl. Y'all had good teams out of his 14 years. That's what he was pissed for. Y'all had probably 10 years where he had a good team. And if it wasn't for Race Girls, y'all wouldn't have that one.


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[Assistant] Stay in the pocket and- The nigga literally had the best old line in fucking football for her.


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[Assistant] I ain't going bro. I respect he murdered, but that, Pat Mahone, you see what they gave you? With Marvah Harrison, I give him that, I said that part, I mean, uh, that's now though.


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[Assistant] Bro, they're the first team to win the Super Bowl when their receivers led the league in drops. Basically.


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[Assistant] Man, I could pay my home due a paid manning due outside the pocket running away from people.


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[Assistant] That's tough. That's what I give him though. Cause he got wheels. He got wheels bro. Bro, if you got Pat Mahomes, Reggie Wayne, Marvin Harrison.


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[Assistant] They're not as good as the coach. That's one of the best defenses of all time. I'm talking about his offense though.


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[Assistant] Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, uh, Dallas Clark.


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[Assistant] Uh, Joseph would die, Andrew and James, I get that bro.


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[Assistant] But when he left them niggas, he didn't have those Hall of Fame wide receivers at his next destination and he won. He threw 55 touchdowns, 5,000 yards bro. So he threw them to regular players like... Put it this way. Circumstances. Pat Mahomes is 28.


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[Assistant] He got ten more years to break. Stay healthy, Pat. All that shit.


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[Assistant] You're eight. You're eight, seven, eight, whatever. Three and eight is tough.


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[Assistant] Jeff was just shitting on the nigga legacy, bro. Like, the nigga wanted, it's hard to win Super Bowls in multiple franchises. That's a fact. Like, niggas don't do that, bro. He changed the team around, bro. Kansas City never train. They don't give a fuck. He break his neck. Fab Ham's ain't going nowhere. Never.


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[Assistant] You do. Let's keep it a B, y'all. I don't disagree. Circumstances were different. But you gotta let him sit a little bit, like- If Pat-


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[Assistant] If Pat comes across that time in his 14th, 15th year, niggas is going to the drawing board, bro. Yea, but they gonna let him walk out the door first. If we got a fucking Lamar Jackson sitting there, we can get him.


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[Assistant] Who'd he win against? Yeaah, what a, what a league quarterback's the time that Pat, Pat Mahomes have to face or go up against.


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[Assistant] Oh, we can move on to the, what are we talking about, Shannon and Mike? Hey man, I had to get through the best motherfuckin' the world.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, the two quarterbacks that Pat Mahone, the three quarterbacks that Pat Mahone went up against and beat ain't the caliber of quarterbacks that Peyton Manning had to.


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[Assistant] Usher out of pocket, I told y'all. Usher was out of pocket. I told y'all, bro. It's time to fight. Somebody gotta put hands on Usher, bro. Enough is enough.


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[Assistant] One of the greatest, one of the greatest performances ever. If not the greatest. One of them for sure. That was, he said it was better than Mike. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'ma say number one, but I say one of the greatest for the- I think Prince is still the best cause there's no way in hell.


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[Assistant] You got the plug? It's a skin, uh, it's my color. The name, the first part is my skin color. And the other word is market.


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[Assistant] Ay man, that Usher performance was crazy though. For that nigga to come out full stride skating was crazy. Her guitar solo was insane. Yeaah. Yeaah. I like her a lot bro, she might be my favorite female artist right now. She is dope. Yeaah, she hard.


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[Assistant] I didn't know who the fuck Will.i.am was. I was like, is that Kanye? I didn't know. It was just a Brandon Ball nigga. That motherfuckin' mad ass. I was like, wow. Then he went through the legs. I was done. That was crazy.


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[Assistant] Me too. I mean, I like both of them. Shout out. They both look the same for sure, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just wondered, cause I was like, damn. Only her cause she played instruments, that's as long as I'm taking her. Yeah, that's different. She dope. That's different for sure. But like we said, Chiefs got Super Bowl, worst team ever. And then right after we got Super Bowl, we went straight to Mike Epps and Shannon Sharp. That's crazy. That's, that's crazy. That is crazy. Hopefully they can figure it out, but I, it went too far. It did. Mike Epps just did some Indianapolis shit.


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[Assistant] But you're in my city doing awesome. But you're in my city, what the fuck. I was like, yeah, this is not going to end well. But I'm glad, uh, I think y'all said they ended it. They cleaned it up. The niggas tagged us and I was like, y'all gotta solve this.


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[Assistant] You got a platform, bro. So how you using your platform, you abusing it, calling me out my name, blah blah blah, it's cool, but when you get to lying on my name, I'mma address it.


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[Assistant] They old, they probably shouldn't be doing that, that's cool, it's lame, whatever y'all want to say, niggas are still human. I respect it. I agree. I respect it.


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[Assistant] If y'all ain't seen it, that nigga's crazy. It's real beef in the streets. Yea, I wonder when...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause D.O. Hughley and, and so on. Shannon, Shannon, and Shannon fought while this shit got crackin' though.


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[Assistant] And now motherfuckers gonna start throwing you in, you gonna be a part of the jokes, bro. That's how shit go. I think the thing that's not fair about that is...


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[Assistant] The people who can't get to that platform is just shitting on it really bad. Like Corey Hogan was funny, but a lot of that was hate. Cause you know, he's never going to bite you on that platform. Yeah, and it's no, it's no diss to Shannon. I'm saying though, like nigga, his platform got the shit cracking. But now you ready? It is. It is cracking though. Yeah, his shit slapping bro. Like motherfuckers is coming on there, nigga. Like he, Gil King and Oprah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got a nigga. I thought they dated each other. Oh, Oprah nigga. What's his name? Thank you.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, Stedman. Oh, you know where he at. When I see Stedman living in the back of the house, in the back house, when it was COVID, and she rode over there on the cart, and was like, yea Stedman's in here. Man, I said, how the fuck can I get down?


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[Assistant] Nah, I didn't want to be Steadman. Steadman to Oprah? Nah, and my bitch weak.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It just depends. Alright, we'll say your bitch hard. Say your bitch is uh, uh hard. I don't know. Holly Bear.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You can be Steadman or Holley? Yeaah, cause I'll figure it out. And I think Steadman probably, Steadman is probably a silent hustler bro. He probably got a lot of fucking motion. I couldn't, I couldn't do it. Cause I don't think, how, how you just said she pulled up on you is like how R. Kelly used to have the hoes in the house.


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[Assistant] Nah, man, she's got some good movies, bro. Jumping Jack Flash is a classic. Yeah, what's that one with the monkey? Uh, the basketball? Eddie? She was super weak in there.


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[Assistant] She was the, she was the part of the first. She was one of the OG left-handers. I'm out. Is that moving? I'm out. Yea, Young Whoopi look like Kevon Luden. I'm nothing.


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[Assistant] Did she keep fucking with him? Nah, she said it was, after that it was kind of shaky. She was like, I can't really rock with him seriously after that.


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[Assistant] I'm about to help you pay for your child support. I think what it's for.


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[Assistant] But how y'all making it seem like, well, Oprah got a stem and shit. Y'all act like my nigga Stan don't got no motion, so he gotta ask. This is Gale though. It's Gale.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying they wanting the same, bro. But asking your girl you start dating her a couple weeks for money is crazy. If you ask our date- A couple weeks is crazy. A month in, that's crazy. Shit, they ask us. Ooh. Talk about it.


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[Assistant] Nah, but see that's different than, I'm talking about a girl, she, you, she not paying you back. Yea, but she ain't gonna ask you the first thing, she gonna finesse it a little bit, she gonna give you a little night out, dates here and there, kick it.


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[Assistant] Act like she got some motion. As to how good the nightcap was, ever determined how much money she should get. Listen, I'm not doing this episode. I'm married and I do not care about the nightcap.


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[Assistant] It depends on just how you fuck with a person. Like, if you want to give a person five hundred dollars, a thousand dollars just because you fuck with them, that's what it's going to be. Like, if you got some...


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[Assistant] You gave a girl some money after you had a night with her. Yeaah. I think that's prostitution.


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[Assistant] Like. Get it how you live? Yeah, if the shot is five, like, you know what? She did half for seven. I might throw eight on her.


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[Assistant] Awesome, that shit. Why did y'all niggas start scamming that Keith Lee had to come out and have a whole entire notion to tell us that he is not doing none of the things y'all saying out here? Niggas is out here scamming, eating apples, restaurants, talking about, hey, give me seven bands and I'll have Keith Lee pull up.


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[Assistant] Damn. He had to come out and say, I am not a part of any of that. I'm just coming here to play basketball. I'm not doing no food reviews. That's some nab shit, man. That is some nab shit. Niggas gon' get it higher than that. Why you ain't put me in a scam?


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[Assistant] And that's what I thought was so crazy. It was just like, bro, he gives money away to people. I was like, yeah, we need seven bands. And then if the line doesn't go to Weekend, we need a percentage. I'm like, God damn, Keith Lee ain't extorting people out here, bro. Damn. That's crazy. Shout out to Keith Lee, man. Hey man, our favorite couple broke up. Larson, man. Oh, not the pit. Damn, the lineage. It's not going to ever be restored, man. I wonder who next. It's confirmed they broke up. It's alleged. It's alleged.


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[Assistant] You gotta have a good one in the tuck. So she went from Future, so Pip to Future to Marcus. Nope. Nah, Malik Beasley. Malik. Killed her son's teammate. Malik. Larsa's, she's a well rounded person. Yeah. She stay.


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[Assistant] She's, she's OD bro. She wild. She keep came with OBJ and she's like, it's my turn. Marcus finna grab him one though. What? Which one though? He gon, he gon get him one. He can't get, fuck. Young boy already pulled up Dre.


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[Assistant] You right, Larson got 12 kids. Yeaah, he can do- Dre only got 5. Yeaah, he can do her.


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[Assistant] I'm getting a bit scared, I'm scared this is crazy. Uuuh.


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[Assistant] He gotta be with a scammer next. He gotta go left field. Nah, that's too tough. That's too tough? Nah, he's already with a shit-ball ass bitch.


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[Assistant] Well, she start, nah, she too popular now, she hang with old buddy now. She threw them horns up.


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[Assistant] She ain't going that crazy. She is bro, I'm telling you, she all the way gone now. Pete Davidson. Her family roots for the 49ers. She's at the chief's suite. Hugging. Hey, she gone. She gone. That's a money play. Yeah, she gone. Hey, I see Travis Kelce really, uh, yelling Andy Reid like that.


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[Assistant] Nigga, I would kick your ass off the team so fast, and then I'm gon' see your pops. He gon' do it during the game. Yeah, get the fu-


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[Assistant] Get the fuck away from me and get the fuck off the team. You're done. Put your jersey. Matter of fact, nigga, take your jersey off right here. Run in the back.


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[Assistant] Whatever yo tights on, that's what you leaving with cause you got me fucked up. And then you can tell your dad the way after the game.


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[Assistant] He said, in my hometown, All Star, n***a, he threw, he put a bird call out, it's up. He told Osho to buy some eyebrows, n***a, I was crying.


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[Assistant] What's wrong with that? You can't go back and forth with convenience, bro. That makes it too funny. They silly, man. They silly as hell. Alright, man. All Star Predictions. Who win the Three Point Contest?


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[Assistant] Uh, let's go through, I think Tyrese is in it. Dame is in it. Dame. Dame, that quick? Yep. Me, I'm taking Dame. Dollar.


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[Assistant] I'm fucking excited. I'm glad we're part of it. We're just good timers for this shit. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] It all worked out. I mean, I'm excited. I think if we can gonna be a little hectic, I don't think we gonna sleep much, but.


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[Assistant] No, we gon' be real busy. I think the crazy thing about it is how many people gon' be in this small ass area. And it's really about to be cracking. Cause they done made everything cater made to people being outside. I wish we had last weekend's weather.


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[Assistant] This fucking weekend, it's gonna be cold as shit, but it's gonna, it's gonna be crazy. I really wanna see who gets the All-Star Game MVP. I really do. Really intrigued to see that. I don't wanna go to him, I'd rather, I'd rather go to the-


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[Assistant] I don't know man. They might cheat and let Tyrese get it.


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[Assistant] 33? Yeaah, is it Chris Paul? I just made it up. Oh damn. Tyrese could get it.


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[Assistant] He can break the record. What y'all think about Beyonce making them weak ass songs? Alright. Hey, listen. She's a great promoter. That commercial was fire. Fire. 30 M's. Great promoter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm sleep on, I'm sleep on the honky-tonk.


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[Assistant] CD. I don't want to hear that shit. Respectfully to Beyonce, but I'm not trying to hear country music and I'm definitely trying to hear from her. You fuck with the country music, Beyonce?


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[Assistant] I ain't tapped in. I don't think that's her lane, but if that's what she doing, her people, her people, her audience is gonna tap in for sure. I swear to God, they like this shit, they lyin'.


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[Assistant] We create that into, we make that shit into like a serious true or false debate. That's not really a...


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[Assistant] But that don't mean the other motherfuckers ain't gonna tap in. She's so big, like Wayne. Wayne did make some bullshit music, bro. Facts. He was making that shit. He thought that shit was so hard. And when we go to them concerts and he perform.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know that song. You know how they feel about people getting in their lanes, bro? That might be, if Beyonce pulls that off, fuck the music. That might be tough. That might be a hell of an accomplishment if she gets to die in her lane.


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[Assistant] That's the impact though that she got, bro. When she got it, it's a lot.


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[Assistant] That's a lot. Beyonce got a lot. That's over. Taylor Swift and them, they got locks bro on people. They can put out anything bro. That's scary. That's why I think motherfuckers try a bunch of shit. Like when they grow in their music, like, come on man, that shit just like fucking, I'm going to do this. You think that's what Diddy did? That's what Kendrick Lamar did.


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[Assistant] His concerts used to be insane, bro. They still are. Like, when he was growing up, I'm like damn, he was one of the first kid stars too. Nah, him and Eminem was out of pocket though.


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[Assistant] Eminem, I mean Justin Bieber saying nigga, Eminem saying he hate


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[Assistant] I hate my mom, I kill my dad, I do everything. Yeah, he can rap like a motherfucker, but hey, you're not trying to hear that shit in your car. Like, I swear bro. I fuck with him and them though, but I ain't gonna lie, that Benzino shit, when I realized that he did that some years ago, I stopped fucking with him. Like I hate black bitches as well. Yeah, that's, that's crazy. Justin Bieber singing nigga is crazier.


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[Assistant] Yea, but they ain't like, they got a whole, what's my boy that y'all said fell off, man? Uuuh.


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[Assistant] He performed this song in London. He had a big, big, uh, coming out album.


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[Assistant] You can't control people singing at a concert. We go to all these festivals and concerts, they sing nigga.


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[Assistant] Well, it's different when the main actor's on stage doing that shit. A white person saying nigga and a motherfucker saying I hate black bitches.


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[Assistant] That dick a bit xeno bruh. He been going through it man. Shout out to him. Daughter been turning up though, shout out to her. Yeaah. A lot of niggas think she attractive, I don't.


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[Assistant] When I told the Uber driver that. That was the Tesla. Yeah, the Tesla. That was smart. Shout out to, uh, what's his name? Miyu. Hi. Oh, hi. What was his last name? Damn. I can't pronounce it. Oh, what's his ethnicity? Uh, four. The niggas don't make fuck. Japanese.


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[Assistant] It is not sweet here. If you don't know, if you don't believe it, just please go watch Mike Ebb's video again. It will let you know it is not that sweet in this city.


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[Assistant] On that note, like, share, subscribe, all that good shit, we'll be back next week.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. And Brittany, my cousin Brittany. My cousin Ebony.


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[Assistant] I'm playing in Canada with them hi-ass Texas. I'll try to go to the fucking Texas, Miami. Definitely Florida. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] What about, I seen a highlight tape and I love this guy.


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[Assistant] The Nasus, I'm, I'm, eh, TAA, you one of the coolest dudes I know. But his highlight tape might be the funny


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[Assistant] Alright, we back, another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host, my name is DJ Will, special guest to my left, we gon' introduce my man's lads, but to my far left, my dawg.


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[Assistant] Yeah, shout out to the game, man. Hey, EJ, we always start the show on bullshit. Obviously, we know you in the NFL. What was the first time you got on the field and it was like, oh shit. Shit, first time I was like, oh shit. Cause you start playing special teams.


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[Assistant] Damn. Maybe we're gonna start with the origins of Ozzy from Texas, man, full of work. What the hell? Utah, I'm surprised you ain't hoop at all.


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[Assistant] Damn, that's fire. So obviously you had to kill to get to that point and then come draft and be like, oh shit, like was you expecting it or were you just kinda nervous you was gonna land that?


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[Assistant] That's that NFL shit. They be trying to stash motherfuckers. They be like, the best player in they draft is gonna be undrafted. Oh, we gonna keep him here, so we don't gotta pay him for another six years.


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[Assistant] And that's be crazy when I be seeing them sign the bonuses like on draft dish out, but like, oh my God, like y'all don't have time models like that.


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[Assistant] Ah, so that's what I'm trying to say, like, y'all work out without pads, so.


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[Assistant] I know it's hard, I ain't, I ain't play football. But I can imagine it's probably way harder to do all that shit with pads.


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[Assistant] I'm going, hey, Rebecca, can't nobody keep up with him. But in the real game, I'm like...


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[Assistant] We got a couple on the way up, but we ain't got a couple that's just super broke through yet, but it's on the way type shit.


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[Assistant] Somebody stole my mama's BMW in Minnesota like that. Damn bro. They rolled my shit around. I called the people. They found it in like 40 minutes. They rolled around smoking. They left nothing but hot Cheetos and weed in the backseat. I was shitty. So they just took my shit and threw it around.


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[Assistant] Y'all crazy as hell, but hey man, obviously y'all fucking going crazy. I got one of the best linebackers in the NFL. How is it like, you know what I'm saying? Z going crazy leading the league in tackles. You know what I'm saying? You got Shaq Leonard.


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[Assistant] How is it to build that chemistry plan like one of the hardest positions on defense in the NFL? Cause y'all be having to deal with all the bullshit cause y'all gotta actually read the plays.


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[Assistant] Man, that's crazy cuz, uh, shawt, Z got us out there for training camp. They training camp was crazy. Definitely different from y'all. Y'all was at the joint.


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[Assistant] How is that playing in a stadium like that cause, you know, we got, you go to a basketball game, it's 20,000 people.


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[Assistant] Who's the hardest quarterback you had to deal with? Quarterback? You had to deal with Padma Holmes and Arrowhead. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] It's like y'all Denver got two teams, like the offense and the defense, cause like no matter how good a defense play, you can't affect shit on offense. Can't do shit on offense. So you get a good ass stop, but then you see your team give up a touchdown, offense fuck up, you're like, damn. But then at the same time, offense killed and y'all give up a touchdown, they're looking at y'all like, man, what the fuck?


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[Assistant] Nah, he probably ain't played this many games in that short span of time. Like, it's crazy, like in the NBA, you up to do what up?


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[Assistant] That's why the good ones, like the great ones, they always kill in the fourth quarter. Like the third, second, first two quarters, they be like, I done nigga on bullshit, then a nigga will wake up in the fourth quarter.


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[Assistant] And that's crazy for y'all cause y'all never have a back to back. Even, I even had, well y'all gotta play that so that


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[Assistant] And that's what's fucked up about y'all having to curfew, cause it's just like, y'all don't have to play as many games, so all them games really count. NBA niggas can trick off a bad week.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say, I fly special teams probably the most dangerous part of football. Cause niggas is just running full speed. Nah, definitely.


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[Assistant] Alright man, so I gotta ask you a question. I wonder how it is for you to play in a game, cause y'all be killin'.


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[Assistant] And then y'all do the show. Do players be talking about that with y'all on the field and shit? Or like, do it feel different? Like, alright, I'ma tell y'all how I can do this shit, but then you see me on Sunday actually doing this shit. Like, having the, like, the player, not a live reaction like Draymond, but like, y'all pop y'all shit, but then you actually go play. Like, I feel like it gives y'all way better credibility with stuff. Cause like, y'all really out here killing.


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[Assistant] No shade at that bed, but it's easy when you're at the end. Cause it's like, I ain't really, I'm a play, but I don't really, I don't really determine the game. Like Draymond determines the game. So his shit a little different. True. That's true.


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[Assistant] Like PG, like if he do his podcast during the, uh, season and he like- He do it now. I know, but he be having guests and they talk. I'm saying if he started like, yo, we lost tonight, but I'm killing him tomorrow, he might be looked differently.


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[Assistant] Like, I'd be hype if he did that. Like, I'd be like, uh, he tryna.


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[Assistant] He trying to be an MVP or something this year, but I don't know if he going to take that route. That's a tough route. Hell no. You know what I was thinking about this earlier.


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[Assistant] I don't know how likely it would be, but it'd be fire if like somebody like an emerging star like Anthony Edwards had a podcast.


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[Assistant] Hey, uh, we can talk about it volume, sorry, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, yea, Ocho was talking about, uh, Ms. Be Nasty.


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[Assistant] They did. They were talking about her, but they were talking about, uh, I forgot her name from Insta-Q or she's 39 and she's a virgin. He was like, would you rather have her or miss be nasty? They out of pocket.


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[Assistant] But shout out to the trenches, man. Shout out to the trenches, man. How y'all feel, man? Y'all going crazy. Like, I like to see, I saw it from the inception part, so now it's like seeing y'all getting y'all groove and shit and the team going crazy. Y'all doing good, man.


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[Assistant] And that's crazy, cause obviously y'all was all in the training camp situation and niggas did not- some people knew obviously, but everybody was like, oh shit, like damn, we done got a quarterback.


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[Assistant] Facts, Quavo can't fuck with me, Muji Man can't fuck with me.


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[Assistant] Or we can do this shit for All-Star Weekend, I'm here in Indiana, and Jeff can rap and read, but-


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[Assistant] Some up tempos. Damn. You know what I'm saying? Like some up tempos I probably only bust like once or twice.


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[Assistant] You can put the t-shirt on and that bitch hang up right here and it look cold. I'm coming mouth guard. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Jordan finger band.


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[Assistant] You gotta look sweet, bruh. I don't be trying to be like, oh, I dig this nigga, he wanna look sweet as hell. Facts. Fuck you, you wanna look weak.


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[Assistant] And I'ma, I'ma bust your ass too, bruh. I'ma get some buckets. Like, I'm awkward bucket man.


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[Assistant] No game slaughters? My euro on 90 fucking 7.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like two, three weeks back from getting shot. Had them bitch taped up out there, this shit on YouTube. Yeah, let him, make sure that bitch work.


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[Assistant] I'm for real. I'm, it's mellow and shit. You feel me? Like I have to like, I gotta rebound. I gotta talk to you.


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[Assistant] You hear me? I get, I get A-layered. I gotta talk to you. You hear me? If I hit a mid-range off a dribble move, bitch, I'm talking crazy. I walk a two or three ball, you let me get my, fuck is you talking about? That bitch, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Gilly? Fuck you talking about? I don't gotta do nothing, Sweezy. That's where, like, she like, Chet, like, Chet pitched me off the other day. Like, you get CPT on you, and you tryna...


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[Assistant] Turn around and jump. That's it, nigga. Try to put him on the porch. No moves, no nothing. Turn around, jump, stretch, space jam, nigga. Finger roll. Try to dunk it. Don't try to do nothing, bro. He gonna use his strength, which he is stronger than you, and it's fucking crazy because you're 7'5". But nigga, you got three more bodies than him. Turn around.


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[Assistant] We sitting in the motherfuckers, for one, Demar gave me my tickets. You feel me? Demar gave me my tickets. We sitting right behind, uhm,


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[Assistant] We sittin' behind Damien Littler's mama and his sister. His sister, cause Dam my nigga too, and I fuck with his sister. That's like my homie, you feel me?


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[Assistant] Nigga, and Halliburton parents, right? No bullshit. Halliburton parents and Dane parents.


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[Assistant] Halfway getting the tool. Not really, not really damn parents.


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[Assistant] The nigga, Halliburton Daddy, he was hating on Dan. You feel me? And motherfucking sis right there, and she hearing him, and she mad because they subbing Halliburton off of Dan, you feel me? Well he was mad, and I'm like, Pops, he a rookie.


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[Assistant] But fast-forward that. Brian, check out the game, right? Nigga, it's quiet as hell. Nigga.


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[Assistant] And some of me telling me don't do it, but I'm like, fuck that. I know that nigga fuck with me. I'm about to do it.


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[Assistant] Like that's like, that's like when my proudest hoot woman is next to getting posted on ESPN and meeting Milla. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Like, when I met Mello, it was here. Like, we was out here for, um, Imani was, uh, uh, you know, he got, you know, he been had his own AAU team for a minute, you feel me? I been fuckin' with Imani probably since like his sophomore year in high school. Shout out to Bass Fundamentals. Yup. Bingo. So I pulled up to the lil' AAU circuit, you know what I'm sayin', to come support him type shit, you feel me? And that, that was an eventful day, bro.


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[Assistant] I seen, I seen Brony for the first time in action. You feel me?


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[Assistant] And I had to, I had to shut my bitch ass up. I'm like, yeah, that boy look like a pro in real life because I'm not going to say that I wouldn't.


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[Assistant] Wasn't believing in, in what he could be, I just didn't know to what extent he was, what type of player he was gonna grow into.


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[Assistant] Mike Price, you know what I'm saying? Uhm, then the other, the white boy that played on the tell me he keeps saying white boy like that.


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[Assistant] But, I'm near for a money type shit, right? So, I'm sitting over there, we kicking it. Guess who across from us, like, probably like two course over. 15? Nope. Ooh.


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[Assistant] Like out of nowhere, little bro, energy shift, and I'm like, you know what I'm saying, what's wrong? My security tap me like, nigga, look, he might need death staring him for real. You feel me? Like.


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[Assistant] I'm like, breathe brother. And what, what put the icing on the cake for me was Penny never coming over there towards me.


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[Assistant] All in all, my baby still end up in the league and that's, that's the, that's the goal any fucking way. But yeah, fast forward, nigga, they like, nigga, Mello was just here, he just walked out. So.


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[Assistant] You feel me? Like, so like, whatever the fuck he got going on, I'm pro-LeMelo boy, you feel me? I got free LaFrance, all type of shit, nigga. I fuck with you, dog. Appreciate you. You see, they're trying to make him cover this shit up with a hoop. I'm like, nigga, that's his brand. That's his ass. That's his middle name, and that's his brand. Y'all weird for trying to do the, the one word that they, they, they say that shit around.


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[Assistant] Everybody literally upstairs in the VIP right?


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[Assistant] That's, that's exactly what the place. So we up there, we kicking it woo woo. My man's real like nigga, look up bitch, nigga, mellow here.


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[Assistant] So once again, I'm like, the mellow boy, I'm like, he can't even fuck with the young niggas, you feel me? He's like, nah nigga, mellow mellow. I look up, I see him, he a dope eat. I'm all shit.


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[Assistant] I got bottles, blood, oil type shit in my hand. I'm like, bro, man, y'all hold on to shit. Nigga, the goat walking up, feel me? And I'm just thinking he there, but the nigga really came to pull up the fuck with me, you feel me? Like, nigga, I...


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[Assistant] That n***a say, n***a, I called Dane, I said I called Dane to make a show.


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[Assistant] But, Dianne confirmed it for him, nigga, and he pulled up, he like, nigga, I pulled up just to fuck with you.


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[Assistant] Bruh, that shit ain't my anything, bro. Aight nigga, that's my motherfuckin' goat. Nigga, you caught another cold nigga that I fuck with, you feel me?


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[Assistant] To come pull up on school? Yeah, man. I was popping my shit for months. That shit still pinned on my page.


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[Assistant] If you're looking for... I gotta put it.


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[Assistant] Like whatever, whatever like the, the, the consistency is that they say like, is a real rapper.


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[Assistant] From drawing inspiration to lyricism to cadence and all that type of shit niggas. Damn. Like damn the best rapper athlete to do this. Lyricist.


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[Assistant] We talk like, nigga, Dame drop an album, you feel me nigga? You take a listen to Dame album because nigga, you know he put some real effort into the motherfucking songs on there.


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[Assistant] Nigga, but, when it come to like, awesome, nigga, some house, feelin' that.


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[Assistant] You feel me? And they like niggas. And they like, you feel me? We gotta put some booty. And like, they like, boy, and you can't play no niggas, you gotta play a rapper hooper. It's for the bitches. You gonna put miles into it.


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[Assistant] Man, Anita. That's it, man. I don't care about them other niggas.


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[Assistant] I think, I think, I think it's D-Rose, Granhill, T-Mac, Penny, Branderoy.


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[Assistant] Just because, like, he didn't get a chance to be the first.


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[Assistant] Real big, dominant, tall motherfucker that wasn't, uh, a foreign person, Sam Bowie. And Sam Bowie ain't get fucked up.


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[Assistant] Chief Keef? Peru? Yea, that's my favorite, like.


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[Assistant] Like yeaah, like yeaah. Can't do no wrong. My ass.


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[Assistant] Listen bro, what we are is getting a chance and getting like the shot that's supposed to been looked at or how we feel like we supposed to been looked at. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It really went to the dirty side, crunk it up shit, you feel me? Like for forever. And then like now, it's a Mio West type of thing. You feel me? Like you can't really look too many far ways without.


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[Assistant] I ain't, I ain't got no more bad shit to say about him because you feel me?


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[Assistant] You know, like, granted, he a megastar, but nigga, bro, a lot of niggas got like, bro, I'ma be an actor, you feel me? I'ma be a podcast or whatever the fuck, I'm already a gamer, nigga, I'll sing, nigga, I'll rap, I'll write music, woo woo.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm sayin'? Like, a nigga mouth fuck up a lot of shit. You hear me?


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[Assistant] I just feel like growing older, I got to watch what I say. So that's why these guys drag it out to that. I heard that nigga name, and every other time I heard that nigga name, I said some bullshit.


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[Assistant] Nah, that's up. And it come from the other way too.


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[Assistant] Wanting to be a rapper, Sosa, but like, the reason why I started rapping, literally, my right hand means that ain't my right hand means no more. My nigga Tuda, you feel me? You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] That shit cracking. Ciao Tudor, I love you. I just ain't fucking with you.


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[Assistant] And the only reason you rapping is because of me. You feel me? I'm you though. You know what I'm saying? You by going on tour. Only thing you give a fuck about is having your mans, which is the reason why you even fuck with rap.


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[Assistant] You got the most shit. You see what I'm sayin'? Even though I'm only rappin' because I wanted, like I told you out my mouth, you told me out your mouth, nigga, I'm only gonna rap if you rappin'. Some shit I said then. You know what I'm sayin'? That type of shit. And it's the truth, brother, and I ain't, you know what I'm sayin', I ain't never really spoke on it in the light, and I feel like this is the time where I can speak on it. Nigga.


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[Assistant] You going on tour? I tell you, I'm, I'm, I gotta get a couple things together before I can come out there, but I'ma come. You feel me? Uh huh. Whole tour go past.


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[Assistant] Jeezy so much a real nigga, he understand what T got going on, and said, ay, I know what you trying to do for Lil Bro. You feel me? Really, really, you big bro, because you older than T, you feel me?


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[Assistant] Once again, you double back to me. Bro, I don't need you, I just need you to come on tour with me, bro. I want you to come see, and it's a two and a half month tour with a tour bus. Nigga.


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[Assistant] Fast forward, you found out the real reason that I never came on both tours is because you telling niggas.


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[Assistant] Shit, I wasn't about to be getting no money for being out there, so what the fuck I'ma go for? Now watch this. Me, but acting as him. I'm dumb as hell, nigga. When that shit get to going different,


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[Assistant] It's all type of shit that you can't even explain to me because it's going different for me. It's these things called rider checks. And you get one of them bitches just for breathing, nigga.


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[Assistant] Just for being such-and-such's artist responsibility. Nigga, we got to insure you, make sure you got money to eat all the time. You get paid for being a nigga friend for going on tour! Dang.


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[Assistant] This a real thing. And my right hand man told me he had to get shit together, but really he didn't want to come on tour because he thought he wasn't going to get paid.


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[Assistant] Nigga, you was getting paid for taking a shit and pissing, nigga. Literally.


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[Assistant] $1500, $1500, whatever the fuck. It was free money to be on tour with niggas who was right now. T, global star. GZ, been a global star. You with me. I'm a great regional star nigga.


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[Assistant] You let me go on tour with all type of other niggas that I never knew before. That's how I met a sign, Whiteside. You feel me nigga? I met motherfuckin' uh, uh, Freddie. That nigga trainin' those niggas know Freddie. Like all, like bro.


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[Assistant] But you'll let me go also because you saying nigga, I'm about to get no money.


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[Assistant] But sure, the report, the report you can have versus


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[Assistant] One, two, three. You feel me? One, two, three.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't go to class, but like had so much love and connections through shit, you feel me, to where


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[Assistant] Played for, uh, who camp I do? Uh, Willie Green Camp 1, that bitch. Motherfuckin' Derrick Coleman Camp. Second place that motherfucker.


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[Assistant] Team Michigan, you feel me, uh, did great in the trials up there. All type of shit.


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[Assistant] George Garvin, like, that's a no brainer. That's easy. Then is, then is Vermeer. Call him. Yeah, it's Vermeer Smith.


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[Assistant] Very far in my class. The coldest nigga to come out the, out the city, and niggas, they ain't gonna be mad at me. But I, I lived it, and I'd hooped this nigga like over ten times, and I'd seen this nigga miss probably three jumpers. Who? Keith.


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[Assistant] And wheel, and that's a lot to say. You feel me? Like, nigga, little brother Fielder, and wheel with that bitch. And wheel.


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[Assistant] Uh, but the best, the best, the best high school punk girl I've ever seen is Trey Jefferson. That's my favorite.


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[Assistant] Like, I never seen the person, but like on camera, he looked like probably the hardest shit to ever fucking deal with, bro. Him in a kill card? The type of shit? Yea, him in a crime fabric. The kill card, that one the best.


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[Assistant] I ain't gonna lie, like, Akil's shit, I ain't gonna lie, Trey's shit is just like more hoopy for me.


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[Assistant] Y'all motherfuckers eatin' their dick up. So damn, I bet. If you ain't be here, they eatin' their dick up, they glazin'. That's what they doin'. I'm about to start smokin' too.


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[Assistant] That's cool. Fuck you time out. Even though I know he lied, then he milking it with the, give me respect by privacy. Blood don't even talk like that. Nah, that's a PR shit.


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[Assistant] That's some money, uh, man. I say some crazy shit, but yeah, bro, about stop rapping. I'm giving up rap. You've hear me say shit like that. I'm giving up bars. Oh, it's time to retire.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's called Scoobop. I'm a deluxe it and then I'ma really go off into like some whole other, not nothing different, but.


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[Assistant] That's my cousin. Icewood? Facts. That's crazy. Scorpio, twin, all that type of shit. You know, he Halloween, baby, but that's because. You feel me?


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[Assistant] It'd be other situations where a nigga only met a nigga a couple of times. You met a nigga twice. And both times is in the studio. And you think this nigga your friend.


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[Assistant] Every nigga's status or caption like they trying to make you feel like they going to like nigga work at Walmart nigga like clocking in again hoping these niggas don't spin like


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[Assistant] I can listen to Greenlight, but like the rest of that nigga shit, like nigga, I miss my daddy every day and I'm getting bloated every day. I don't need to listen to nothing that's about to slip me into


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[Assistant] You know how the kids milk everything bro. Whoever is the biggest fan of this nigga gonna think I'm so misunderstood. Now I'm about to put some rock wave on. Climb on top of shit. I think I gotta jump.


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[Assistant] You'll be squeezing every ounce of water out the sponge on the, uhm, misunderstood. Uhm, going through ya.


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[Assistant] I ain't gonna lie, I don't even know where I see it at. For sure. That don't matter. Like, in my playlist, Trish.


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[Assistant] That had a hell of a bad court. That front, that three guard.


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[Assistant] Something like, damn, the only people that I've ever seen play three guards like that was Villanova with Allen Redd now.


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[Assistant] Maybe he got you off the first step or did he put you in a blender on a block?


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[Assistant] Alright, so uh, before we move on. How many of that 50 was on you?


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[Assistant] So he came, soon as he came in, like to practice and shit, you kinda gotta feel like, uh, yeaah, he the one.


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[Assistant] Nah, but that's, that's why I wanted to ask you too, like, Luca playing with Luca.


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[Assistant] I think they will pick uh, Luka more b- just because of, he rebounds better.


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[Assistant] I just feel like he's probably, you know, shout to all the bigs you play with, but he probably the best.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll tell you, the craziest place I ever had sex in. Okay, so it was the homecoming game.


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[Assistant] Spray paint in my hair. Everything. No, I'm serious. I'm serious. So I did that. And then, uhm.


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[Assistant] Duck the fuck off. Duck off. Duck off, yes. Very much, very ducked off.


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[Assistant] Huh, one-eyed Stan? For sure. Damn. Who does those anymore? It's 2020. Y'all.


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[Assistant] No, I wasn't because a one night thing, y'all never link up with them again. That's a one night thing.


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[Assistant] It ain't a first night stand, it's a one night stand.


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[Assistant] So we was like, this mug fired a mouse around, I said mama. She was like, boys, just be like that. Them doors be open.


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[Assistant] I'm like, well, he already got him. Santa came early. Here, man. I bought him. Oh, okay. Well, what's Santa gonna get?


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[Assistant] Everybody start talking now. I ain't hear you where everything was good. Like, you wasn't saying nothing when I was in Boston, like talking like, you wasn't saying nothing. You was quiet. He talking now, but I ain't know he was talking to me. So I'm like, who he talking to?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we dropping the green leaf, man. You just Bishop? Shout out to the star, bro. You blew it. Put the green leaf on the back of the jacket. I'm fucking with it though. The shit hard, bro. Shout out to you for doing the merch, but the green leaf gots to go, bro. Why is that, man? That's what they call you, man. Do not disrespect the Lenny's, bro. Absolutely not.


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[Assistant] Will you stop talking about ATL to talk about this? This pissing me off. I'm rolling.


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[Assistant] That's the Black China influence. For sure. They really stole your story, Black China.


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[Assistant] And people wrote me, y'all motherfuckers writing on joe page, like.


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[Assistant] That's good. I like that. I agree. The media versus the actual people that do it.


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[Assistant] The media, I fuck with the media, but the media just do a lot. And we in the media now.


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[Assistant] No, we are immediate, but I just think they just do a lot now, bro. It's just too much beef.


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[Assistant] Like we say shit, I say crazy shit on the show, I get it bro, but my shit don't be to where.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so Joe's telling Drake to be 36. And Drake really 26 at heart.


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[Assistant] Birdman is on a crazy rent right now. I feel like he got something brewing.


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[Assistant] Burman is more famous than Gilly, but more lit at the moment. Absolutely not.


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[Assistant] I would never, cause I always would analyze the woman and be like, before I make a judgment, have a conversation with her. He's automatically going to say either you're pregnant or he's just going to call the mother fucker fat out the gate. Like damn, she lost herself. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Y'all still beautiful. All you need is a gym membership and some dedication.


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[Assistant] Billionaire Rick Ross would never do that. Sign my nigga to a 720 deal.


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[Assistant] That's one of the best. DJ Khaled is the best ever bro. At what? The greatest DJ ever and the greatest marketing nigga ever bro. Ever. That nigga said I don't lose.


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[Assistant] He DJs, too. I don't know why y'all sleep on his back, bro. That's how he started. Absolutely not, bro. He started in the game. He's Chipotle DJ Gino. Absolutely, absolutely not. DJ Gino? Absolutely. He's one of the worst DJs in the world.


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[Assistant] DJ, uh, I got a plethora, so I don't know. I got Nava, I got, uh, Strik, of course, that's my nigga, that's my dawg. I got Cash. Lil, I'ma tell y'all the truth, honestly. The nigga Lil JF.


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[Assistant] They got one coming. I don't fuck with the song though, the Kobe and Shrek. No, it's about to be. You know how I feel about it.


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[Assistant] Hey, he ain't getting on nobody's ass paws. Shout out to the real Shake Duster, the real dog food master, Method Man, the goat.


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[Assistant] I need that weak ass song, nigga. You don't like Mary J. Block. To get by. I do. When that muthafucka everything come on. Yeah, I fuck with that. One of the greatest R&B songs ever.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. And we used to split it four ways. I think the worst hotel I ever stayed in to get some ass was the Days Inn. I never, I never got down to Motel. Ah, we was in the Motel. Yea, that's right.


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[Assistant] It's the fuck, it's the fuck that Seveka up though bro. And it was Booms Farm. Seveka, Smirnoff, I was never, I always had a little paper. I never fucked with the Kamchaka. I was always above that. I was always above Kamchaka and Dark Eye.


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[Assistant] But the smirnoff, when you got some gray goose, show the bitch some gray goose. Oh, you got money.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, shout out to Cheezy. Shout out to T-Painz. He was the new vogue king for the show at the club. Cheezy? That's when Club Ice was going crazy.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, that would have been insane, nigga. Oh, shout out to the twins, I had them drinkin' a Greg here, but he done taken a shot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, damn man, I would love to see him play with the Sixers this year though. Why?


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[Assistant] Them all them niggas stay on the same team, but that's hard, bro.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about a nigga if they just say, if the sixer said, fuck it, y'all can have him.


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[Assistant] I love James Harden game. I just think you should go to another team. They are already fully loaded over there. They got enough with the Clippers, bro.


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[Assistant] Hopefully they can make it work. I mean, hopefully James is playing somewhere by the time the first tip off happens.


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[Assistant] Q, send that nigga a DM, man. They ain't gonna hit you for a 30. That's probably what the coaches get.


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[Assistant] Bro, they not playing no players for the big three, no 30 K bro.


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[Assistant] All right. 10k a game, each player in the big three. See these niggas just be saying anything on this show. Like I know niggas ain't going out there niggas for $30,000 bro. They're not bro. They play, they have a successful subber nigga. These niggas be playing 10 to 12 games and then they got the playoffs and them games be fat. Shout out to the WNBA.


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[Assistant] If y'all getting a hunter, I'll take. I'll take it. If you did yoga, then y'all probably be uh, you know what I mean? Y'all tired so yoga. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He ran up a bag, but I was thinking like, damn, Luad went through a lot, bro. He had that surgeon on his back.


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[Assistant] That's, that's definitely, that's definitely plastic. But, uh, Earl Manigault for me.


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[Assistant] You know, Michael Ordeer. You can basically. So I'ma fuck with that movie with Will Smith when he had Jane with him. Uh, Pursuit of Happiness? Nah.


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[Assistant] Is that a thing? Oh, for sure. A couple niggas in the city has got full custody of their kids and their fathers. Their fathers. Their mommas out here living their life.


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[Assistant] I would have put that some rip bro. J. Cole not living his raps bro. The pursuit of happiness bro, that is a real film based on the true story bro. He is a legend forever bro.


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[Assistant] Not anything, no better yourself, go get some pussy and get her to make you some hamburger helpers.


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[Assistant] Oh, I love this topic. But women do take in men, you know, that are trying, vice versa. It's more so I think men do take care of a woman.


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[Assistant] But you know, that's the rules to society. Yeah, I mean, I get it. I mean.


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[Assistant] We need a WNBA girl on her, please. So we can have a same thing, whatever. So we can have a real conversation, but yeah.


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[Assistant] Yes. But I probably see, that's what I'm saying. These niggas ain't player. If you taking them, be on the low. Don't try to hit that bitch.


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[Assistant] I always put that apart of your lineage because it makes sense when you grew up and got to become an adult.


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[Assistant] Nah, but for real, three ninjas, boys in the hood, house party.


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[Assistant] Ninja Turtles? We fucked with Ninja Turtles in my household. We did.


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[Assistant] They supposed to be doing a remake. Oh shit. Oh boy died though.


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[Assistant] Who would you be? Ninja Turtle. Who would you be? Leonardo. I'm definitely Donatello.


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[Assistant] Hang time for me. Hang time. Damn, you fuckin' hang time? For sure.


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[Assistant] What is the greatest video game when we was kids? To me, that surpasses all those games. Just my opinion is 007. Oh yeah. Fire. Go Not N64 is one of the best games of all time. We can break it down sports wise, but I think overall.


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[Assistant] 15 minutes. They need to run that back. You gonna get epilepsy planning cause they updated graphics, but you're still far. I think that's probably the best video game ever.


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[Assistant] PlayStation, uh, NBA Streets is all I play, and that's all I play. NBA Streets is fire.


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[Assistant] Nori was silly on that game. So what about boxing games? Fight night.


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[Assistant] Oh, for sure. Damn, niggas did used to run them video games back.


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[Assistant] All kids play now, it's just 2k, that's it. Damn. And, uh, Call of Duty.


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[Assistant] No, hold on. See, this is why I like shit like this. I love this shit.


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[Assistant] Whole time she was out of pocket. To me, I tell you how I feel about the industry all the time. I think this is a whole layout from start to finish. Ain't no way this nigga now coming out with a pop record with his bitch in it. Bro, come on. You disrespectful.


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[Assistant] And I, but I think the nigga probably signed off on it bro, I think he was a part of the play.


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[Assistant] I don't think so bro, I think it's a part of the deal. It's a part of the deal DJ.


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[Assistant] But I'm, but Usher know who to play with it. If that's the case, Usher know who to play with. So you think Usher might whoop him? Probably, but Usher ain't going that, Usher ain't doing that to Ari.


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[Assistant] Bro, all y'all seein' is goaded, bro. Musically, we don't, we don't tap in, we do not tap into these people's personal business, cause that's none of our business. But musically, bro, I'm telling you, DJ. Bro, and me and him never again.


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[Assistant] Nah, just go wherever it's going to pay you the most, bro. If you want to them type of players.


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[Assistant] Now, if you a motherfucker that's trying to work on your game and figure your skills out, go where best fits you. But if you know you're one and done, no matter where you go, whether you go to Grambling or Motherfucker Georgetown,


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[Assistant] Shout out to SBCU. Send me a shirt or something. I'll fuck with Graham. I'll never go to ABCU. I know bro. We know.


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[Assistant] But nah, he didn't make it bro, seriously, because bro, he's our age, bro. He's a bad example. That's why I wish Mikey would have started.


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[Assistant] Damn, for real? Yeaah. He was the only one, bro, that I was- Scott Hall was a goat.


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[Assistant] He tweaked that bro, that's probably the drugs.


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[Assistant] Who do y'all think was the most popular? Not talented, but popular.


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[Assistant] I got another question. We can get off wrestling though. Who y'all got? Big Show or Undertaker? Undertaker. Undertaker top four wrestlers.


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[Assistant] They gotta, they gotta work for their buckets. Cause Chet is playing with Shai bro. It's... Shai? Shai? I'm sorry, I call him Shai. But...


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[Assistant] Uh, we got the 85 South Show tonight, man, at the, uh, uh, the, what is it, the, the Field House?


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[Assistant] Game Bridge. Yeah, Fieldhouse, man. We in a nap town tonight, man. So, you know, we excited about being able to perform, you know, here. Cause I don't think we ever did a 85 South Shore in Indianapolis before. We didn't been here? We have? Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, all the way. We had a show at a college like that.


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[Assistant] Okay. We did a show in Memphis at a college, we went to do the show.


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[Assistant] I think the first one we realized was Jacksonville. When we did Jacksonville, I think that was the first real.


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[Assistant] Like arena setting that we did cause we had went to Jacksonville the year before and did like four shows in a day at the comedy club. And then we came back that next year and we kind of always like, man.


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[Assistant] Big ass spot we gray do and when we walked in that bitch and seen that motherfucker full, we was like, oh nigga.


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[Assistant] This shit different, like to see all of those people and you know they there to see us.


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[Assistant] Three, four seconds for the laugh to even get all the way back to you with so many people in it.


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[Assistant] We just, we just, you know, it's like, like you said, it's organic, like, but you just, the question you ask, Los is our big brother, he's our elder, he's been doing this shit longer than both of us, and he had an understanding of the game from a perspective.


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[Assistant] Just the creation of what we do is the freedom of the fact that we don't have to know what we gonna do.


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[Assistant] Like that's a level of pressure that you take off yourself as a comedian or just as an entertainer in general. You know what I mean? It's kind of like what I would think that Anwan is. Like if you playing Anwan versus the league, like.


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[Assistant] So I would go down to his room in the basement, and this nigga would just sit and just play me records.


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[Assistant] He's like a swiss army knife. This nigga know how to do a little bit of everything good. Like play the drum, skateboard, cut hair, you know what I mean? All types of shit. So when this nigga get to like, when you put that together,


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[Assistant] My personal top five rappers, Pop, Pimp C.


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[Assistant] Scarface, Twista, Master Pete.


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[Assistant] All types and it's crazy cause I never, one genre I never listened to was gospel music.


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[Assistant] His music got to be with Christians Fuck 2, like that got to be-


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[Assistant] For two and a half hours straight. No, back to back. That's the beauty of music to me. Like you, no matter how much you know. You don't even know a third of it. Like, you know what I mean? It's so much that you ain't never heard before.


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[Assistant] I have a question since you asked, I gotta ask you as an ex-MBA player, as somebody that played on the highest level, what's your opinion on the Jordan Lebron debate?


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[Assistant] That's my personal goat. Like when I obviously had more of an impact on me as a young nigga playing ball than any basketball player or any athlete. That him as an athlete had more impact on not just me, my community.


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[Assistant] That's my perspective on it. Like, I just-


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[Assistant] I think that the numbers is funny in the, in that argument. When a nigga say I take 50 million over a hundred million. Great!


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[Assistant] And you could have got a hundred million dollars to play in a market where after your career, you're going to be able to flourish in that market.


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[Assistant] In your opinion, what stops niggas like that from getting to the next level and succeed?


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[Assistant] Now let's say you go out and do some shit, right? And just a nigga just run out and be like, move DC, I got it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Damn. I should have went to Northwest though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was going to Northwest. I grew up.


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[Assistant] That's how I first went to Pike.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I seen Alabama, how they get down. Oh, I can't wait to talk about that. Yeah. Oh Lord. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Aye, but we back. Club 520 podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Wells. We got a special, special guest to my left. We're going to introduce my man's left to my left, far left. Bishop Greenleaf, my boy being here. Out the Pearlies. How you what? Hold on, Mike. He's the first person to baptize R. Kelly. Damn.


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[Assistant] But to my left, man, I'm geeked, honored. We got a legend, a real legend from the city of Indianapolis.


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[Assistant] We don't have too many people from the city who go out and represent who really we are in the city.


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[Assistant] And he's done this in every single term, philanthropist, comedian, entrepreneur, overall. Most importantly, he from Indianapolis, the guest, the God, my man, my guest.


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[Assistant] Hey man, we already started at a good spot, man. Before we get to the episode, we always ask our guests a crazy question. So for you man, obviously Nap Town legend in the flesh. I know you love sports and this is a sports podcast. So I got to ask you, what hurts you more? Reggie getting that layup block by Tayshon Prince or Andrew Luck retiring at halftime?


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[Assistant] Damn. He murdered, dipped out and got a chipped. Andrew Luck used that PTO on us.


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[Assistant] They got hollyburton, they got bathroom. Buddy hill. Buddy hill. They should be alright. We gonna be solid.


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[Assistant] Pretty much, uh, pretty much, I guess, I mean.


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[Assistant] I am. I'm happy you didn't go. Me too. I'm glad cause we want to ring.


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[Assistant] Shout out to my guy BJ, man. He's from Geary. Shout out to Tuan Anh, man. But speaking of revamps in the city, man, uh, like we said, man, you represent the city better than like anybody has. And for you to come back to the city and bring that energy back to the city, man, we really appreciate that. We love you to tell the people, you know what I'm saying, what you got going on in NAP right now.


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[Assistant] Damn, that's fire. Like you said, bring opportunities to the cities you grew up in, knowing what you know, giving back. Yeaah, man. That's fire, man. I gotta ask you a question though, you know what I'm saying? How did Indianapolis prepare you for Hollywood?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that's what's dope for us. Like we going right now. So like for a lot of people out there, we they first to be with Indianapolis and we want to represent the city the way- Well, y'all doing it well. Yeah, y'all doing it well, man. I just seen a clip.


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[Assistant] But Mike, back to you, man. I gotta ask a question. You've done so many things in your career.


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[Assistant] What's one role or one thing that you was like, damn, I almost had it or I wish I had it.


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[Assistant] I remember you doing interviews on how you was locked into the road, how you got into that mode.


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[Assistant] For you, doing so many different types of cinema, and obviously you have some movies where it's just like, that's Mike Epps as a character. How's it for you to be like, alright, I need to get into this character. How long does it take you to come back to Mike Epps?


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[Assistant] That's why I asked you though. So you from NAP, but did you hoop? Everybody from Indian NAP has played basketball.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's a great feeling to be able to like, just give back really. Cause you don't do it for the money.


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[Assistant] How did you feel when the first time you heard that song with that? Cause that shit is like, perfect.


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[Assistant] And that's fire. That's like, like you said with your cinema, you got classics and now you in the music industry. For you, you've always dabbled with that. You always did earloos, but how was it you like, you know what I'm saying, trying to do your own music, having your own record label? How was that endeavor? Oh lord.


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[Assistant] Hey, we gotta talk about your music endeavor, cause you be going crazy on the lives with the mix. I see you.