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[Assistant] Gafieri don't be on that type of shit. But for you though. Yea, there is Cooks. He came here and niggas slender every restaurant in this bitch.


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[Assistant] Oh absolutely, customer service is first in my book. I'm just saying, I know how hard this shit is, bro. People be having, and I'm not giving us no excuse, I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] When it's time to critique or say something negative, bro, it's we on the opposite end of that.


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[Assistant] I love the Cheesecake Factory, but I'd have had a shitty customer service a couple times in that motherfucker. That don't stop me from going, but I'm saying I ain't going that motherfucker here at the Cheesecake Factory and motherfucker, I ain't doing all that bro. Ain't nobody doing that.


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[Assistant] Uh, true, I just think if you, if you gonna go around critiquing people for food and the shit is trash, holler at them on some real shit.


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[Assistant] But just, you doing a run bro, so do a run on all the good shit. And put that out.


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[Assistant] We only going to highlight, it's going to be a thousand comments under that bad review. For sure. Over the one nigga.


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[Assistant] Jeff coulda had a restaurant nigga that was amazing. Food, customer service.


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[Assistant] The hose is bad and that motherfucker is bringing the food out. Whatever this motherfucker hole in the wall, bro is gonna get.


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[Assistant] All the type of attention. That's my only thing, bro. We only attract to negative shit.


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[Assistant] When the whole time Brody had a fire-ass restaurant, we forgot all about it. We were like, nah, let's tap in, let's comment on this shit.


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[Assistant] Shout out to 2Chainz Esco, I was just there a couple weeks ago. Fire folks.


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[Assistant] Hey, it is crazy bro that you only ate that forever like that. I still do.


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[Assistant] That's very disrespectful. Especially at a nice establishment because you ain't going to no bullshit places I know.


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[Assistant] The chicken salad, the cut up, they just take the motherfuckin' scissors and cut up the tenders.


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[Assistant] You can get a salad from anywhere too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Ponderosa used to be dealable. Those are the best. But yeah, mine was with Ryan's. Ryan's was deal tough. Don Corral was at the best, was the lowest I mean. For sure. Don Corral was the best.


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[Assistant] I never, bro. Too many people hands in the food, bro. That's everywhere. Nah, bro. Go crowd's different.


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[Assistant] What was the dumbest slide your parents told y'all?


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[Assistant] I think mine was nigga where you keep the lights on in your car, you get a ticket.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it got, once I start showing that it gets too much love, I think bacon cookies blew it for my pops.


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[Assistant] It was, it was, it was. That's why he drew the line? Yea, he caught him a bitch ass motherfucker.


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[Assistant] He ain't ever did nothing. He ain't hitting your mama. All this shit. Like, I'm the real Santa Claus.


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[Assistant] What age is it okay for you to tell your kids that those people aren't real though?


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[Assistant] You thought he was gonna fuck up in the league? Nah. You backtracking now like PG?


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[Assistant] I just think they're gonna be, and that was again, to all the people that's watching, that was just a wild take. I ain't, that wasn't what I was standing on, but I was like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I will, I will that one, because motherfuckers really don't listen. Like we've done a show before where we said who we really wanted in the finals, but nah, I think they gonna be good though.


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[Assistant] You get that pass though, they worked that this summer. So, you know what I mean, that's bound to happen though.


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[Assistant] Lit his ass up. That's early too. I ain't never seen a nigga jump that hard though bro.


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[Assistant] If you had a celebration of their own, I don't think they would've cared so much. You was really talking at niggas like...


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[Assistant] Cause if I see somebody take something off, take care of it, like draw three, I'ma lose it. And I don't want to see that. I'ma show my age and I'ma get pissed.


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[Assistant] I mean, Wayne does too, let's be very clear, but Drake has a lot of features and a lot of them features go all the way up.


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[Assistant] Now if it was Facebook Live, I would understand. Uh, Facebook Live is the worst live you got.


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[Assistant] One of my favorite teams, even though they got to the West Scotters finals bro. But that 0-9 Nuggets team bro.


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[Assistant] Him being with Tony Braxton is crazy, bro. I hope they don't ever make a song together. I'll fight.


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[Assistant] I don't want to see sexy reds working no more. Tissue drop that baby. Y'all have to stop. Respect. But I don't want to see that no more.


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[Assistant] Look, we done talked about this before. We know, blue stars, they have, none of them niggas got nothing to fuck with at all.


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[Assistant] What I got going on? What you got going on, man? Man, a lot.


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[Assistant] They like eating, we love feeding them, so it's close to Christmas, so we had to, you know what I'm saying, we had to turn up, but I just did like a tour, I just went to Art Basel, I was out there for like a week, I was in Miami, kicked it with Timberland, had, he had an album release party, then I went to um, Atlanta, I went to Atlanta first, cause uhm, I did a skill with Jack Boy, and then,


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[Assistant] Couple skits with, like, some influencers. Then I went to Miami for Art Basel, then came back to Atlanta cause I did something with Paul Millsap. Shout out to Paul Millsap too. We was just talking about Jeff T. Yeah, I was like, I'm about to go on your boy podcast. He was like, oh yeah, yeah, that's a good look. So, I'm here now, so.


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[Assistant] So my OG video, so uhm, my OG video, it went viral like 2010.


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[Assistant] It was like I was like, uhm, like a white couple door and I clinked like a little plant vase.


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[Assistant] I was like, I was like Chris Rock the broke version on that video, like, I was like, pooky on New Jack City, that's what I was, broke broke, you know what I'm saying? But yea, I was at the door, clinked a little plant vase, I was like, I'ma be quick like Nestle, be like Michael Jackson, I had like on a


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[Assistant] I had a shirt and top, but I had like a, it was a short sleeve, right? It was crazy, like, some baggy shoes. I had on some like 11s, so I had on like some space jams.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so y'all had, but that was my first video that went super crazy cause it, it, it generated like 300 million views just on YouTube alone. So I went viral 2010, I ain't found out till like 2017.


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[Assistant] Cause I was so locked in with door to door, you know what I'm saying? I was working eight days a week and like the business that I was in, it's like a jealous business, you know what I'm saying? So like, like basketball, whatever you great at, like I'm pretty sure Jeff, he was locked in the basketball. You got to eat, sleep and drink it. And me with sales, cause I started doing sales like 12 years old coming from Detroit, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] I had that sales job from like 12 to 14. And then like when my grandmother passed away, when I was like 18, I quit my sales job. You know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] I mean, I quit my, uh, I quit school, I stopped playing basketball and everything, cause I'm like 6'4". So I was playing basketball, I was like really into basketball, but I needed money, you know what I'm saying? And when I was 18, I remember my mom told me when I dropped out of, uhm,


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[Assistant] I knew right then and there besides actors and entertainers the highest paid people.


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[Assistant] And so, I mean, and professional dealing with, like, rather, if you, like, you're gonna make a lot of money if you're an athlete, or you're an entrepreneur, or if you're a rapper, you know what I'm saying? Or you do music, entertainer, comedian, whatever, movies, you know what I'm saying? But I found out


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[Assistant] Coming from Detroit, Michigan, or being a product of my environment that you ain't really gotta make it out of the hood, quote unquote.


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[Assistant] I'm like, yes I am. I'm about to go in the suburbs and knock on these people's doors and deliver papers. She's like, and they gon' kidnap you and they gon' snatch you in they house. And then when I showed her that first check, she's like, oh yea, keep doing it, keep doing it. So it was like, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] But yea, that's how that went, so. It was crazy, man. It was like...


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[Assistant] My life, a whole journey, it's a movie now, but that, that video, I know I get long winded, but that video, that was a video that like took off of me and like, like separated me from like,


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[Assistant] Like Mr. Beast and Jack Paul, you know, Jake Paul and Logan and all, they goin' crazy. They was goin' crazy for a minute, you know what I'm sayin'?


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[Assistant] I don't know my comp, like my coach really ain't had confidence in me. I don't know what it was, you know what I'm saying? I don't really, you know how you get them coaches that like, they know you can play, but they like overlook you. I'm having that problem right now with my son, you know what I'm saying? Cause my son, he just, uh,


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[Assistant] So he was at this school like Garden City, you know what I'm saying, and this is like his first time playing professional ball. Cause we, we street ballers, not saying we like A and 1 and all that, but when you ain't playing high school ball, you know what I'm saying, you ain't really used to organized, but his first, you're playing organized ball.


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[Assistant] He averaged like 25, you know what I'm saying? He scored 55 points in the summer league. He was going crazy. Now I take him over to another school cause he transferred cause his coach got fired and like he ain't getting it proper, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, bro, and it's crazy cause it started reminding me of myself. And I feel like this, like if your coach like look, look past you, it takes away your confidence.


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[Assistant] It's even like, I'm somehow, like, he get out there, he go crazy, but he do like, cause you know he ain't no organized player, you know what I'm saying? He don't really, his IQ ain't there, but he got the confidence. He got like the Kobe mentality, but his IQ is like,


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[Assistant] I got a ball hog, you know what I'm saying? And it reminded me of me when I was younger. I say that's why I'm getting to because when I was younger, I had transferred to a school that just had won a state championship. So they was loaded like a potato. You know what I'm saying? I come here like.


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[Assistant] I got gang, you know what I'm saying? Cause I like, with the other school I was at, I was averaging like 15, but I was averaging like 15, I didn't play varsity, I was averaging 15 like on JV, you know what I'm saying? So I get the varsity, but...


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[Assistant] And then they put you in the game? Yeaah. That's what he was doing to me, but like, as soon as he put me in the game after they down by, either they down by a lot or they winning by a lot, that's when I get in. As soon as I get in, I score about 8 to 10 points real quick. And I'm looking at it like, bro, I could have helped y'all win if you would have did this.


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[Assistant] I believed in it, you know what I'm saying? Like, it worked, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's one of my favorite jokes. I say, uhm, most of the cleaners you use are like a pregnant lady, it don't work. So, like.


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[Assistant] I was sold, you know what I'm sayin'? Like, I tell people all the time, I'm not a prostitute, but I'ma sell myself. So once I give people the love of me, then the rest is history, and that goes back to like my first video. My first video that went crazy, I felt like that was God's plan, and I ain't Drake, you know what I'm sayin'? I'm just sayin', it just happened like that because, like,


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[Assistant] I worked for like a, uhm, it was an inner city company, like they was hiring kids from the inner city, like Chicago, like Milwaukee, Indiana, we have people from Indiana, New York, like they was in like the hood, you know what I'm saying, it was a black, predominantly black company, and they hire inner city kids, and they give them a job and opportunity, and we travel the world selling the cleaning product, you know what I'm saying, and I was looking at


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[Assistant] I've been doing this for like 10 plus years and I've seen, no exaggeration, I've seen over 500,000 to a million sales people that come in the doors. You know what I'm saying? Since my whole time. I remember one time, like, this dude fired like 10, 15 people in one meeting.


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[Assistant] And he was like, I'll replace you quicker than the button on my shirt. So he was his mentality. Like, I really ain't care if you was fit for the job because I got.


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[Assistant] That's what, yeaah, so no, really, that's, my point is that I was really like, soaking the game up. This is my first time running into a black millionaire. It's like Obama, you know, like, you see the first black president, now people think they could be a president, you know what I'm saying? Like, you see a first, like, I'm being honest, like, all of us was like, we wanted to be like George.


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[Assistant] You feel me? That's why Jordan. Cause like coming up, we ain't really had like no role models in the NBA. Like you know what I'm saying? That was like my role model. I wanted to be like Jordan coming from the hood. And I seen like this dude, I'm like, okay, anybody can make it to the NBA. So when I see this first millionaire that I'm in front of and he's showing me that I could become a millionaire too just by, you know what I'm saying? Like they said you could,


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[Assistant] So this, like, person that was like a prime example, somebody from the hood, uhm, you know, didn't give up, and now he's successful.


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[Assistant] So I remember asking, I was like, how you become a millionaire? How do you, you know what I'm saying? How you become successful? And he was like, it ain't how much money you make, it's how much you save. He was just giving me different pointers, stick to the pros so you won't get conned. You know what I'm saying? Just get your art, that's all you might need. Different cliches. And that's what I did. I started reading a lot of books and studying myself because they say some people die at the age of 18, they don't get buried until they're 70.


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[Assistant] So I was like, you know what? I'm just going to keep giving my best. And I started reading a lot, but what really caught my attention was the cleaning product.


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[Assistant] I'm actually like in my room cleaning stains off my shoes, you know what I'm saying? And it was going crazy. I remember when I was younger, you know how I was, when we couldn't afford no shoes, you would wear these shoes the whole school year.


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[Assistant] The ones me and her had got. They, uh, they, they the ones, the Jordan ones. The brown ones? They would, yea, the brown ones.


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[Assistant] I'ma be honest with you, the space jams was like...


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[Assistant] It was either the Space Jam or the ones like these, but they was called the, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know if y'all know, but like, back in the day, people was really getting killed for the Jordans. Like, I swear to God, like, I'm talking about like, it was crazy, it was like a weird, it's crazy how like, the society is though, like,


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[Assistant] People, like, we used to have wear for a line, like, I ain't, only time I seen a line like that was two times. I seen a wear for a line wrapped around, people had to go get, you know what I'm saying, they EBT or whatever they had to get, like, the food stamps, and I seen a line wrapped to go get some Jordans. And I was like, this is crazy. Cause I ain't never seen a line wrapped around to go get a job.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, but that's what I say, that's what really made me came, cause I swear we stood in the line for like six hours, my mom was trippin'.


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[Assistant] Before I had that paper out and that's why I feel like that sales changed my life because man, I used to be, man, I used to like hit licks like crazy. Like we call it hitting licks, but I really was hitting licks on my own family. I remember I stole from my grandma and tried to help her find it.


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[Assistant] I don't know, he just, man, it was one of them, one of them nights, man.


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[Assistant] It ain't look like- I'ma be honest, the way he hit him, it ain't really look like he like-


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[Assistant] I'm saying he, he did hit him though, but it wasn't like no, like one of them, nah, Sock you, like, you know what I'm saying? It was like one of those, okay, I'm a, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Now that choke, that was, that was crazy. That's crazy. Do you think that was worse than on the trail spree rail?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that ain't my dude, man. But yeaah, Timberland basically like, he reached out to me, he was like, bro.


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[Assistant] It was like October the 19th, like 2001. It was October the 19th or October the 9th, 2019. And I was like, let me know if you need a funny salesman. I don't know. He was doing like some type of, he did a skit or he did something with one of my influencer friends. I was like, fuck, oh, he did something. Let me reach out. You know what I'm saying? So I DMed him. It was like 2019. Right after I DMed him.


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[Assistant] He ain't respond. It's like three years, you know what I'm saying? But I'm like, okay, he harder to catch than my ex-wife boyfriend. I get it. Okay. Damn. Bam. So I do a skit with Timberland, right? I swear to God, true story. But how it happened is that I'm sitting at the crib. This like last year, cause it's going on a year. It just, it just went on a year, October. So October, the like fifth of something, 2022.


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[Assistant] So I was like, I was like shocked. I'm like, damn, this is timberland. Cause this is like, I'd have had like other celebrities reach out like Waka, you know what I'm saying? Other people like that, a lot of people that actually reached out, but this was the one that like DM'd me and like,


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[Assistant] He was like, bro, I'm impressed with your work. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, and I, I always follow Timbaland. Like a lot of people from Detroit love him just cause of Leah. You know what I'm saying? A Leah movement. You know what I'm saying? Rest in peace, Leah. But anyway, so I was like, this is Timbaland. So, I sent them my number. I was like, I was like, hit me, let's work.


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[Assistant] And he facetimed me right then and there. He was getting a workout. He was like, what you do? I'm like, man, he was like, he was like, so is that product real? I'm like, yeah. He was like, all right, I want you to come out to my crib. I want to do some content with you. I'm like, for real? He's like, yeah.


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[Assistant] I was like, bro, I just drove. He was like, oh yeah, we about to definitely do some work. So then the first thing he was like, alright, so tell me how to TikTok work. Cause he, you know, he old school like Will Ferrell, you know what I'm saying? So he was like, tell me how to TikTok work. You know what I'm saying? So I told him how like you monetize and when you post a post boom boom and all. So then,


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[Assistant] We did a video at his door, you know what I'm saying? He had his daughter's shoes right there. We did like seven, eight videos and then he, it's crazy cause like,


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[Assistant] The world don't know who you is. I gotta expose you to the world. He's like, I'm telling you right now. He's like, I'm a genius. He's like, just like I did with Ludacris. You know what I'm saying? When I found Ludacris. Nah. He felt like, when we was just at the record store, he just said the same thing. We just did an album release. He's like, just like I did Missy L. He's like, I'm telling you bro, you got what, he's like, I don't know what it is, but man, you gotta be partners. We gotta do something.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? We've been on ever since, you know what I'm saying? This is like my dude. He mentoring me, telling me, like, it's crazy, like, it's crazy, like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] All of them. I swear to god. Oh, okay. I didn't know y'all had so I saw the Gucci shoe in life. We did. So we did like five of them on TikTok and then three of them we posted like on Instagram. But the three we posted on Instagram, one had like 1.7 million, another had like 1.5, another had like 1 point, like all of them went viral.


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[Assistant] But that's what my point was that I had DM'd Damian Lillard, I swear to God, like I DM'd him right in 2000, I remember like yesterday, that's why I was like, man this is- You got the date on lock, you remember that shit. Yea, I remember, cause that's like one of my highlights of 2022. You know how everybody had like, my biggest highlight, my biggest highlight was me and Timberlake and Damian Lillard DM'ing me cause like he one of my favorite players, you know what I'm saying? And like, that's why I DM'd him, and DM'd for him to like DM me, like it was like, soon as


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[Assistant] And then, he hit me up like, bro, I'm about to, uhm, drop this album and I wanna fly you out, boom. I want you to, uh, do like a salesman, uhm, like a little sales product, like selling my album. Then, he was a man of his word, you know what I'm saying? His album came and then we just linked up this summer, we did like a skit. Then we just linked up again, uhm, Milwaukee Bucks.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I signed my kid's jersey and stuff, so yeaah, that's my dude, man. But, like, that's what I'm saying, the top two people that, uh, cause I done met a lot of people, you know, a pair of lips would say anything. I done had all type of people be like, man, I wanna work with you, or Larry, this and that, and then they leave you on red.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm saying? So, I was like, man, like, but yeaah. But shout out to Timberland, bro. That's my dude. Him and, uh, Damien Lillard. They're my one and two right there, like, outta air. I done met a lot of people, bro.


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[Assistant] But them two's like solid. I don't mean like Nick Cannon's solid too. Shout out to Nick Cannon like cause he's solid. It's a lot of people I done met but they all came from door to door. That's why I was like it's crazy because I was really like a homeless salesman and that one video like changed my life. You know what I'm saying? But I feel like I'mma be honest with you.


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[Assistant] Shout out to her though, my wife, because once I got married and like, like,


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[Assistant] I feel like one- I'm not saying like it's the key is to get married, but it's like you need that person to like, you know what I'm saying, to like-


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[Assistant] Cause you, nobody can't, I don't care what nobody say, nobody can't do this by themselves, everybody need help, you know what I'm saying? But if you got like, she be holding me down cause I travel a lot, I do this, I be there, she take care of everything. Like right now, we just left the kids and you know what I'm saying? So she like, she, so, I feel like,


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[Assistant] Like, cause I went viral, like I said 2010, I ain't found out till 2017, I was still struggling, still trying to find my way, still trying to learn myself, still like messing with different females, still trying to figure, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we gotta get him on here. He hilarious. That's my dude. So anyway, we did Wild'n Out together, and uh, I was doing like open mics and stuff, cause they've been all, like I just met Kevin Hart. Everybody, all the comedians, their whole goal is to get the people that do social media to do stand up. They like, man, you gotta get on that stage.


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[Assistant] So I started going to open mics, you know what I'm saying? I ran into a lot of, um, influencers in, uh, Miami. Shout out to my boy Mr. Red and, uh, Mike. They made it happen. I did, uh, I did like an open mic, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] And then they was like, bro, D-Ray Davis wants you to open up for him. I was like, bet. You know what I'm saying? So, when we had the show, or Chris Gotti, they was filming a movie, you feel me? He had Lance Stephenson, Safari there, they came to the show. And then I, the stand up, I did pretty good. Like that was like my first like show, you know what I'm saying, like opening up.


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[Assistant] I knew I did good because after the show he was like, bro, we gotta put you in this movie, you're hilarious. Chris Gotti said that, you feel me? So, I pulled up on set.


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[Assistant] Safaree was there, and uhm, Lance Stevenson. And they both already knew who I was, you know, I've been going viral, so Safaree's like, man, what up, Clint? He's like, you know what's funny, man? And like, he talks about it. He's like, you know what's funny? I just saw you on my TikTok yesterday, and I'll see you today. He's like, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] He's like, I ain't never heard of you till yesterday. I was like, that's what Safari said. So anyway, Lance was like, bro, we gotta do a skit. We gotta do a skit. So then I was like, all right, let's do it. So.


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[Assistant] They was doing like a push-up competition, you know what I'm saying? That's what they, they, and I just walked over there, boom, boom, and then that's how the skit happened. I just walked over there while they, cause I, we was about to start filming, I already knew, and it was a good thing I did it right then and there, cause I promise you I was on set for like 12 hours, and I only had one little


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[Assistant] So I have like a little quick little salesman scene right there, but just for them to do that little alley-oop to me, I appreciate it. Shout out to, you know what I'm saying, Irv, I mean, Chris Gotti.


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[Assistant] Lance Stevenson and Safaree for, you know, looking out on that set and the skit went crazy, you know what I'm saying? But yeah, it was, I saw that opportunity and I was like, man, I gotta go ahead and do it right now. Cause I already knew if I wouldn't have did it, I wouldn't even, you know, they would have been tired. We was on set for 12 hours, they weren't trying to do no skits.


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[Assistant] Chief Keef, that's another solid one too. I ran into him at the, uh, Javante Davis fight. He was like, bro, I respect what you do, bro, cause you make killers laugh. So like, I say that to say is like,


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[Assistant] Like, I, I, that Cam Newton, and shout out to Cam Newton, cause I just did his podcast too. We went there, me and my wife, we drove there with our sister, we went there and, you know, it was live, so. Shout out to Cam. Like, shout out to Cam, cause like, he's solid, but, like, you could tell, like,


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[Assistant] He's like, especially this generation, bro, I talk to a lot of kids. I got a lot of them myself. So I'm telling you, the mental health is at its all time high. And I'm gonna tell you right now, you can't tell no kids, nothing, this age, the way you talk.


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[Assistant] They'll go get a gun real quick. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you think you talking to you really gotta like, baby into it. And I'm sorry to say that, I'm an eighties baby. Like back then, when I came up, if I did something wrong, my mama whooped my ass, it was my French Montana, my sister, my auntie, my uncle, the principal, everybody. Remember the paddles?


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[Assistant] Nigga, I can name 20-30 rappers that have died within the last 10-15 years. No, absolutely. And if they either died from beefing with each other, or they died from popping percs, Mali, or mental health. Like, I'm telling you right now, bro, when I was coming up, I, bro, I,


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[Assistant] I'ma be honest with you, I was dealing with, I was dealing with depression, and I was sad, but I ain't never wanted to off myself. And I had a counselor that I could go talk to.


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[Assistant] And that's one of my main messages why I put a lot of like positivity in what I do, you know what I'm saying? Like I'm always trying to inspire, I'm always trying to push positive inspiration to people, good energy, you know what I'm saying? Because like,


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[Assistant] The devil was winning, bro. I don't care how you put it. You know what I'm saying? A devil, like, an idle mind is a devil workshop. You know what I'm saying? Very true. And it's like taking over, you feel me? And speaking of Boosie, like, shout out to Boosie, because I just went viral again because of Boosie, you know what I'm saying? I was like, my boy, shout out to Million Dollar Key, he hit me up, he was like,


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[Assistant] And shout out to ATM, uh, Busey manager. They both hit me like, bro, we wanted to surprise Busey, uh, for his birthday. We look, you gotta do a skit with him, but he having a, uh, movie premiere. You know what I'm saying? So again, I drove all the way up there. You feel me?


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[Assistant] I travel a lot, but I feel like you're gonna die quicker on a plane than driving a car. You know what I'm saying? That's how I just put it.


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[Assistant] I went and did a skit with Young Blue, then came back, and he still was like, uh-uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was like, he was on that, you know, and I, and I respect it cause like at the end of the day, I'm a businessman too and I see what he dealing with. You know what I'm saying? You got people stealing your lyrics. You got people using your name to make money. I do monetize, like offer my stuff, but I'm pretty sure like this, this the industry we in, you know what I'm saying? People do monetize, you know what I'm saying? So like, so shout out to Boosie though, you know what I'm saying? That's my dude. But everybody's like, man, was that fake? Everybody's hitting me. No, it wasn't fake. It was real. For those out there watching, it was real. Super real.


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[Assistant] My top 5 rappers, but who you? They're my top 5 chorus, so uhm, number 1 I got Biggie Smalls. 2 I got Jay-Z. 3 I got Eminem. Shout out to Detroit. This ain't even in the order because Lil Wayne is number 4.


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[Assistant] Cause it was out of Drake, Tupac, and Nas. But I'ma be honest with you, I can't be, I gotta really live with this at the end of the day. And I listen to Drake more than them. Like, I'm talking about, like, I've been listening to Drake since day one, you know what I'm saying? Like since, you know, thank me, thank me later. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking about, um, so far gone. I'm saying, but,


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[Assistant] Man, I'm everywhere like Eric, man, so you can find me all over the web, like at Tarantula, funny salesman on Instagram, on Facebook, Kenny Brooks funny salesman, TikTok funny salesman23.


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[Assistant] What's happening, man? Shout out to the gang. I am the Isadore Ambassador. Shout out to my niggas. Uh, what else I wanna say?


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[Assistant] I told you that shit wasn't gonna stop nothing nigga, she's gonna perform nigga until she's ready to drop that motherfucker. I respect that.


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[Assistant] Have y'all seen a nigga that guy, uh, had a funeral and he was on a motorcycle? Remember that DJ back in the day?


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[Assistant] I wanna do something like they put me on the drums, bro. Or put me in the chair with the mic.


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[Assistant] If you can't, I'm okay with taking G Pop to the crib, but I ain't about to be feeding that nigga chewing on his food and putting it in his mouth.


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[Assistant] Y'all talking about like during when you finished. I'm talking about like when you actually gone. You know, like how you want to go out. I want to be taken to the repass too. I don't like the order of the funeral.


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[Assistant] Don't have the funeral. Go bury me then have the repass. Take me to the repass then bury me.


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[Assistant] Hey, how did you propose? Uh, ordered, uh, not ordered. Shout out to my family. They, uhm, got the little spot, little Mexican spot out in, uh, out in Kowsleden and we had a gender reveal the same day. Oh, that's hard. So she didn't know. So she thought we was just finding out what the baby was and then, you know what I mean, I gave her what's happening.


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[Assistant] Y'all went somewhere far though. Yeaah, we was out of town, we was out of some country. You can't drive where you went bro, so don't make it seem like that. It was a good time.


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[Assistant] I'm four and bop. I mean yeaah. Preterish man.


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[Assistant] If they, if they, if they healthy, whoever.


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[Assistant] Let's get a strategy, and let's get our motherfuckin', uh, what do you call it? Together? What? Niggas chemistry.


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[Assistant] I'm saying it's for them to figure it out though bro. I'm sure they all thought about that before we said 1, 2, 3 Clippers nigga. I'm sure they thought about that. Yea, but like.


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[Assistant] Rust of the two, that ain't where he strong at. But James is great at the two as well. Is he? Yea bro. When the last time


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[Assistant] I would say Jamal, but Jamal just play every fucking thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm saying cause when they, when teams came there, it was a big deal, bro. And that's when he would get off them random 50 game, 50 point games and shit.


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[Assistant] His fucking platform, nigga, would've been immaculant, bro. All them followers he would've had, he would've been up there.


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[Assistant] I was trying to think now who else went on a crazy run like that. And Jeremy Lin could hoop, we ain't saying that, but I'm just trying to think like who else did a crazy run like that and just, it didn't keep.


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[Assistant] And he was living with somebody too. He was living with Landry Fitts.


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[Assistant] 25 bro. What? Well you gotta remove the young off your shit.


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[Assistant] Lloyd. I seen Lloyd. I said, damn. That's why I was like, back then when I used to see them, I was like, you must gotta be short to get in.


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[Assistant] I mean yea, I guess, you know, you do need a male figure. I ain't gonna never disrespect us, but make sure that happens more than none.


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[Assistant] Just me and just out here trying to be great fucking fathers and shit. That shit capping a bitch.


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[Assistant] A lot of you niggas are still living in your seats, still running around niggas, so fuck that. I ain't going bro. I ain't going.


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[Assistant] Kids do need they motherfucking daddy, but at the same time it's a lot of bitch ass motherfuckers walking around, living down the street from they kids and they ain't pulling up, so.


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[Assistant] I ain't, I ain't blaming the fucking mama for raising her kid the best way she can. So I don't need to, I, I agree with it, but shit, you, you gotta speak both sides of that weak ass shit though.


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[Assistant] Would you be mad at yourself if you wanted to be a cheerleader or play volleyball? Come on, man.


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[Assistant] I just think, I just think they was out of pocket for making that public though when she said she faked it for 10 years.


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[Assistant] You don't fuck with OJ? Uh, he didn't do it, DJ. The glove didn't fit, bro. Chill.


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[Assistant] Nah, I'm saying though, I think Bill probably, I ain't saying he would have got a pass, it would have been, we would have kinda made it cool.


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[Assistant] Excuse me, black people fucked with Bill Clinton, nigga, so. I don't know why.


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[Assistant] So y'all think it would have been better to have, uh, a treat with a black woman?


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[Assistant] I think girls care about what the girl look like. They don't, they don't want to say it. They're not going to say it to you, but they're going to send it to the group chat. And look at this ugly ass bitch. He's cheated.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're gonna scroll a little longer through them pictures, cause you're gonna try to find a weak one.


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[Assistant] I think that's so out of pocket. What? Just to go in anybody's privacy bro, going through somebody's phone bro, you just never know, like when, when do you find time to do that?


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[Assistant] That's vicious, you get texts, them banners big as hell. On the iPad. Damn, was they, was they social media banners or text message banners?


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[Assistant] I don't have no reason, I got the same, we have the same phone. I don't need shit audio shit. I'll tell a motherfucker, hey, send me Bridget number.


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[Assistant] Cause you gotta be mittlin bro. You ain't glintin on your mothafucka girl phone to play snake nigga.


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[Assistant] I'd see some shit out here bro, I'm heartbroken. I don't want no smoke with that phone bro.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, I don't even want that. So you gotta know what come with that though. For sure. I built myself up to know what come with that. Alright, you a looker.


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[Assistant] Right, and don't ever think it's sweet though, my nigga. Like, if motherfuckers find out, don't show no love.


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[Assistant] You gonna find yourself mad cause niggas don't even want that girl saying thank you back.


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[Assistant] All right, we back. Another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Wells. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop Greenleaf, my boy, being here out the Prillies. How you feeling today?


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[Assistant] That's gotta be one of the worst numbers I've ever seen in my life, and I haven't even seen it yet.


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[Assistant] Media day started today, uh, that means we get the NBA back. Nobody cares about preseason basketball. But I had a question. I know Josh suspended, but can you play the preseason game even if you're suspended? Like I know it doesn't benefit him, but can you do that as a suspended player?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, playing them don't benefit nobody, him or them. So I wouldn't play, you'd fuck around and get injured. But that's just funny as hell. Just a nigga don't, alright shit, I gotta sit down for a couple of months, I'm about to go out here and fuck shit up, but that would be very stupid for you to put your All-Star guard in terrible hands. Yeah. We starting off, shit, crazy trades happened last week, obviously, you know what I'm saying, Drew, where he at now, with the nice duffel bag on the floor.


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[Assistant] For me what's crazy about that is, I never thought that they could replace Marcus Martin on that team. Cause you know obviously on that team how important he is to that team. But shit.


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[Assistant] I mean, shit, and we talking about this media day. Dog, they can, they are a player away.


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[Assistant] Imagine if Boston get a Buddy Hill or another shooter that they could put at that two slot on that team. What do you do?


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[Assistant] I don't know where, but we'll just name 5, just to get 5 up there.


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[Assistant] I'm not mad at that take, but for the conversation's sake, I'll take Luca.


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[Assistant] I feel like Jason Tatum is the better player and you can win more with Jason Tatum because obviously it's happened. I feel like we haven't seen it with Luka yet.


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[Assistant] And now by his side, I've seen Jason Tatum killed in the fucking postseason as a rookie and he, every time he's in the postseason, even when he's had some struggles, he still fucking kills, like.


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[Assistant] Who gonna average the least amount of points of that team? Between KD Book and Brad Bill. Brad Lee Bill. I agree.


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[Assistant] They got the best three. Why in the fuck are the Blazers trying to play Robert Williams and De'Andre eating together?


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[Assistant] Chauncey on bullshit. Chauncey, we need to talk about that. Y'all out of pocket. That's a nasty 4 and 5.


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[Assistant] He better not have been on the field.


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[Assistant] No, did he record statistics in yesterday's game?


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[Assistant] Feel some wow niggas playing Marham. Respect, but they are crazy as hell.


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[Assistant] And he went to Vegas and they had to send Michael Jordan to go get him. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] They sent a gambling addict to Vegas to get a nigga who was gambling. The Bulls is really out of pocket. We need to really know the episode of Last Dance, bro.


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[Assistant] I got a question. Would y'all rather be finessed two times, having two girls pregnant at once, or your country wayne shit?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got one older brother. I couldn't imagine having a many siblings.


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[Assistant] They be talking about that shit in the NBA now, they be like, damn, we ain't got no more dogs in the NBA because all these niggas grew up in two-parent houses.


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[Assistant] Fair enough, even a baby mama, uh, being wild ain't really an excuse. I can understand, but that's really not an excuse either. Yeah, that's just wild to me.


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[Assistant] We appreciate y'all as well. And on that note, we'll be back next week. Like, share, subscribe. All that good shit. Shout out to the volume. Appreciate y'all. Shout out to the Patreon gang. Be back next week.


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[Assistant] With the ugliest money though. The money was so ugly. You can tell it had been pieced together.


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[Assistant] 400 recovering addicts on New Year's Eve.


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[Assistant] These people made me stay on stage for about three hours. Damn. Because they was, it was like, it was one of them things where they all get together and they was just so excited to be having fun. Right, yeah, good time. Doing drugs and drinking and shit. They just like, nah man, stay up there, stay up there. Craziest outfit I ever.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's because it's, it's organic. It's in the moment. You can tell. Like, we just have the type of talent in the gift where it's like,


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[Assistant] We can express ourself in anger and it'd still be funny.


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[Assistant] Or we can come in and be in the best mood and just take this shit.


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[Assistant] To another level. Or we can walk in, like you say, in these places that we describing and be like, this ain't shit. We gotta make it something though.


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[Assistant] It's fucked up. We bout to act like it ain't fucked up. Like, we get to choose our own narrative. But, that crowd.


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[Assistant] Changes the whole, changes us, the feeling. Like, we can tell when this is a crowd that fuck with us. And we can tell when it's a crowd that, alright, they want us to prove ourself for five minutes.


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[Assistant] Oh, they want some. They came straight to- Okay, now they loose. Like, you can feel that shift when they say, okay, I just wanted to make sure I was at the right shit. Like, you can feel what the crowd want to hear. They'll tell you what jokes to tell.


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[Assistant] And we just have to interpret it for our crowd. Like, we know the shit. Like, you got a job.


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[Assistant] You can't afford to say shit and lose your job. They gotta come to your job and say that shit.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying? So it's like we have to kind of be the voice of the people and they don't even know how much of an influence of our style of comedy that they are. Like, sometimes we get off stage and we be like, bruh, did you see this shit?


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[Assistant] Man, you gotta talk about this shit. Not as a, not like, don't talk about it from the 85 South perspective. Talk about it how you would talk about it at your show.


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[Assistant] Like you telling your crowd. Cause we all got individual crowds and they all come to our individual shows and they let us know, man, I called Chico, called DC, I had to come see you. Or you know what I'm saying, vice versa.


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[Assistant] These people tell us exactly what to say, what to do, what type of show they want to see. Cause we, we put these shows out every week and we see them what they respond to. Like we could easily go out there and do our sets or do a set or give them stand up comedy. But they want to see us be.


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[Assistant] Stand up comedians, the guys they know from Wildin' Out, and the guys they sent on the internet. They want us to. Alright, fuck them jokes.


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[Assistant] Do something, man. Chico, make up a song, my nigga. I bought this ticket just to see y'all rap. Fuck all your laughing and joking. We came to see a song, nigga. Talk about some titties.


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[Assistant] I'm letting you know as a 40 year old black man. Yes, sir. When cash money records took over.


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[Assistant] Who? When that nigga mystical said, I'm the lightning in bad wealth!


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[Assistant] Cash money made us feel like we already had money. We felt like we had money with em. Yeah. But Master P reminded us that we hood niggas. I'm from the projects. I grew up on eggs. And luncheon meat.


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[Assistant] I don't know why my father, man, I saw when I realized this shit was just business and the players was out there playing and just doing what the fuck they do, whether they succeed or fail. Like you said, if the people who in charge of this shit just have a bad day and say, man, get them the fuck out of here.


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[Assistant] What about the nigga that's playing in Puerto Rico, nigga? What about it? I'm just saying, he might be over that.


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[Assistant] Oh. Oh, ehm, ain't we about to be done?


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[Assistant] Cause back in the day you could use your auntie's address and go to a high school.


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[Assistant] That's the thing about Indianapolis, man, is you, you, you know, when you're young, you're bored, it ain't nothing to do. So most, most of the guys growing up young, their first case was they didn't have nothing to do. They was bored. We all did.


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[Assistant] And then when you travel, you realize that it's real people from everywhere, all over the world. I met people from Tuscaloosa, Alabama that was raw.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Somebody you don't wanna see on the basketball court or whatever, you know, they got dudes everywhere.


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[Assistant] Oh man, anytime man, anything for the Nap Brothers.


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[Assistant] Cuz at the time, man, I was bragging on a coat so much, I'm like...


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[Assistant] Everywhere I went, man, I was the only Colt fan, you know what I mean? So you can only imagine how that feel. And then for your quarterback to bail out on you after we


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[Assistant] We could have kept the old man and just, oh man, it was bad.


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[Assistant] You know what the Pacers man, I love, I've been a Pacer fan since I was a kid.


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[Assistant] Cause I gotta go deal with that shit out in the regular world. Go get a star. Yeah. Go get some stars and, and, and build the team, man. It's a couple of vets. The Pacers know how to build a team. They didn't have a great championship team. And I guess they let that fight up here in Detroit.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying. And that's what I'm saying. Why do it if you're not going to try to, you gotta go get some veteran players. You gotta go pay some people, man. You gotta bust that check out, man. You gotta go get some shit.


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[Assistant] I don't know about the living status, but Milwaukee is dusky.


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[Assistant] At the stardome. The G. Lord. Shout out to all my guys.


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[Assistant] Jerry is no joke. It is a, it is a, but you know what? It's a beautiful place. It got some great people in the city, but the city need to be gentrified. And, and once it do, it's going to be the greatest city in the world, man. Shout out to the new mayor coming out, man. They got a new mayor.


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[Assistant] But it's, it's a growing town, man, you know, uhm, and I've always did, you know, have a chat, worked with houses.


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[Assistant] Helping people in the community and stuff. Most of the stuff I do like that, I really don't tell nobody, man. You know, it's really close to the hip and it's genuine work. But uhm.


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[Assistant] I always wanted to bring, uh, uh, uh, a performing arts school to Indianapolis for, uh, at-risk youth. You know, cause a lot of these kids, they don't, they don't have a, they don't have a purpose, man. So that's why they runnin' right here.


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[Assistant] Bored trying to figure out who they are and what they're getting in trouble because they really don't have nothing to look forward to. So I want to bring


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[Assistant] You know, I mean like 40, 50 jobs on a movie that people make.


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[Assistant] Lots of money. And kids be shocked. They be saying, damn. I say, yeah, man, the guy who runs the sound, who holds the boom, they be rich, man. They millionaires.


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[Assistant] You really don't know it, it, it, it, you know, if you, if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. You don't know it until you leave, you know, because it's so small. You know, your chances are really, really small. Your opportunities are slim.


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[Assistant] And again, you have to prove yourself over and over when you from here, you know, I had to prove myself a million times to people because it's not a big market, you know, and when you say it, people are like,


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[Assistant] Because they don't have the history on it. There's not really a cultural history here. Not for black people.


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[Assistant] You know, so, so when you hear about a black man from Indianapolis,


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[Assistant] They say Michael Jackson, but Michael Jackson's not from Minneapolis. So, you know, it has its pros and cons. I've learned to use it as a...


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[Assistant] You know, it helps me because I'm like damn, as soon as they underestimate me, I'm gone. You know what I mean? I'm like damn, oh lord, this is sweet. I don't have the big city pressure on me, you know?


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[Assistant] It's about, yeah, it's about, it's about, you know, raising the hairs up on people's arms, man. Shit.


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[Assistant] You don't have to agree. Absolutely. People take that as an argument or a display. You don't have to agree with nobody.


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[Assistant] I wanted to play a full Richard Pryor movie. Biopic. You know, biopic, but I played it in, uh, Winning Time about the Lakers. Yea, fire show.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I played it a little bit in a Nina Simone movie. So I got a chance to play them a little bit, but not a full movie.


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[Assistant] If you tell it in an acting form, it's gonna, you, you gonna turn into someone else. As long as you following the story. Right. You know, and you adding a few little thing, character pieces, but you know, I really don't never go away too far from myself. You know, I'm, I'm still me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think Columbus come from like that kind of acting.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was doing drugs at that time.


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[Assistant] No, uh, uhm, all about the Benjamins was definitely, uh, my more, you know, I was, I was in the game. I was happy to be in the business. Right. And I actually brought that script to Guy's Cube.


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[Assistant] I brought All About the Benjamin's to Ice Cube and he, uh, uh, executive produced and starred in it with me but, you know, that was one of my projects that I brought to Cube. You know, a lot of people don't know that but,


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[Assistant] I played basketball and, you know, I always tell this story. People be laughing. I said, man, I always made the team and played the first two games. And when the report cards came out, it was over with.


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[Assistant] You know what though man, I, I mean J. Cole is such a great rapper shit. I mean like.


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[Assistant] I'm like damn man, the youngsters know who I am. You know what I mean? They grew up watching the movies and shit. For sure. For sure bro. It's cool to be able to roll over into another generation.


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[Assistant] That music, no that business is no joke, that business is, you either got it or you don't.


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[Assistant] You know what, I'm telling you, I think, I think sometimes, man, you don't even know you got left in the sauce. You just fall in love with your shit. Yup. And you look up and like, damn.


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[Assistant] You know what I always say about the new wave of comedians that came through social media is that the time that they're in right now, best time in the world. Because...


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[Assistant] You know, it's always the group before you who paves the way for you. So.


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[Assistant] We were the group that paved the way for this young group. We had to do deaf comedy jam.


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[Assistant] We had to do Comic View, we did the Apollo Man, we-


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[Assistant] We've worked for $75 a show that these dudes is on the internet. They ain't been on TV. They ain't been on shit. They ain't been in no movie.


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[Assistant] And they making money. They got fans.


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[Assistant] No, I was in uh, Charlotte, North Carolina. Oh, okay. And uh, the girl said he's a YouTuber. I'm like, what?


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[Assistant] The way they receiving entertainment now, they don't receive it like we used to. We had to see somebody on TV to be like, damn! Now they like, I seen him on TikTok. I'm like, damn, I ain't seen him. You know, I ain't seen him on TikTok. Like, I don't, I'm only, you know.


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[Assistant] Man, the young, DC Young Fly, Carlos, all the 85 South dudes. Man, them dudes is, them dudes is uh, out of all the groups of the young comics, them are the closest ones to what I was.


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[Assistant] Damn. When I was doing it at they age. Damn. They young, they raw, and they gonna be great too. Hell yea. Aflose is fucking hilarious. Hell yea. All of them got little old souls, and if you get close to them, all of them, you'll smell a little gin on all of them. They drinking gin? Yea.


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[Assistant] Black people don't understand the dynamic of that. They don't understand that in this society right here,


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[Assistant] I don't care who you like and who you don't. You gotta play a game, man. Life is a game itself.


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[Assistant] Still gotta play ball. Even though Jeff ain't playing in the NBA.


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[Assistant] Now this is a whole nother game you guys are playing, but it's still rules and regulations to this.


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[Assistant] And, and, and the only way to make it to that other, you gotta, you know, you gotta play ball. Oh yeah. Yeah. Do y'all, do y'all remember, uh, uh, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] I gotta give them a shout out cause they was the first when I tell you.


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[Assistant] Crazy motherfuckers on like doing like podcast like saying some crazy like they talk about Charleston White and all them nah them dudes right there was off the chain


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[Assistant] For real. Nah, them dudes was, they was, they was, like you said, that was before they time.


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[Assistant] So how'd he find some peach shoes to match that mothafucka jacket, man?


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[Assistant] You know, being from Indiana, man, we really pick up a little bit from everybody. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Shit. In New York, I was a New Yorker. In LA, I was a LA. But I've always been a nap guy. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] You know, that was, that was the way that I survived and blended in, man. And handled my business and did what I had to do. You know, I teach my kids that, you know, you go to Rome, you become a Roman. You know, but you know where you're from and know what to do, you know. And most of the time.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was a character builder for me, because once I got to them places like New York and L.A.,


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[Assistant] I realized where I was from. I was like, damn.


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[Assistant] I didn't appreciate it until I got to them places. And then I was like, I'm sitting there trying to fit in with them and my shit is poking me. I got the better shit than anybody.


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[Assistant] LA life is different, man. LA is the, is the cream of the crop, man. And, and all of it will suck you up and suck you in and, and.


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[Assistant] Miami might have been, might have been the funnest place to party for me back in the day. I ain't mad at that. I used to go to Rolex, I used to go to, you know.


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[Assistant] Man, you know what, I bought my mother a washing dryer, man.


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[Assistant] My mother needed to wash and dry. I bought my mother wash and dry. Damn. Yeah, that's real. Yeah. I bought my mother wash. Cause I'm from dirt, man. I came from nothing. So.


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[Assistant] You know, I ain't gonna be sitting here in a sugarcoat and nothing about what I did with my money. I bought my mama a wash and dry. Right. Paid a couple of my bills off, you know what I mean? Got a couple of my teeth fixed.


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[Assistant] No, I got a couple of them, but they ain't like, no, they, I had a couple left.


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[Assistant] You know what man, uh, they both serve each other. If I'm doing stand up comedy.


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[Assistant] It'll make me good in the movies. If I'm, if I'm doing movies, it'll make people come out to see me do stand up. So they both service each other, man, you know? So I really, really need both of them. And one is not stronger than the other.


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[Assistant] Nah man, I'm, I'm, I'm a natural comic, so I really don't have to prepare.


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[Assistant] Like most comics do, is because I, man, I perform 52 weekends out the year. I'm always out on the road. I'm always doing six, seven shows in the city. Damn. You know, yeaah, I do, I do two shows on Friday, two shows Saturday, two shows Sunday.


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[Assistant] By the time it's time for me to shoot a movie or shoot a special, shit, I'm on fire cause I never stop working.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm always working on it. And that's another thing, like, with the young comics that's on TikTok and stuff like that, they don't work hard.


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[Assistant] So, they really burn out quick. You see them and then they just disappear. Or they can't act. It's when it's time to put them in a movie.


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[Assistant] They really not that good because they really haven't worked on it long enough.


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[Assistant] It is. Cause you're sitting there, sitting there across from somebody who, you know, really knew at it. You know how that feel man.


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[Assistant] Oh, for sure. So I think, I think that's the side of him that.


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[Assistant] People, uh, perceive as being, you know, serious.


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[Assistant] I was performing, uhm, on Sunset at the Comedy Store, and uhm,


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[Assistant] One of my little partners, Baby Looney, rest in peace. He was telling people he was managing me. And I got off stage and he said, man, Cube want to holler at you. I was like, what? I thought he was lying. I seen Cube. I'm like, damn. I like, you know, you really don't say, you know, you say you not starstruck, but boy, when you see somebody


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[Assistant] Damn! You know, so he put me through the audition process.


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[Assistant] And I got the role. But it wasn't easy. I auditioned for it for like a month.


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[Assistant] And he went out of town and went to, went on a vacation and came back and I got the role. That's good. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I left Indianapolis when I was 20 years old. I was 20, 21 and moved to New York. And I lived in New York for 12 years and then I've been living in, uh,


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[Assistant] The first place I went was Chicago. Ooh, damn. That was the first place I went and I went and stayed up in Chicago and went to.


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[Assistant] All the comedy clubs, with my man Kenny Howe. Okay. Stayed there for, I realized I don't need to be here because this ain't where the business is. I'm, then I moved to Atlanta, stayed for a year and left Atlanta and moved to New York, stayed in New York for 12 years.


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[Assistant] But I didn't know them cities you couldn't make be a star there. I thought you could go to Chicago and become a star, but the business is not in those cities. Right.


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[Assistant] Business you. Business wasn't even in New York. Damn. Not for what I did. Ultimately, not really. I mean.


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[Assistant] If you go to New York, and uh, and you're a comic, if you're not on Saturday Night Live, you ain't on TV.


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[Assistant] Guest comedian. And then they had they- The showcase. The showcase. Okay. Okay. I was a guest comedian.


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[Assistant] Hey man, it can go wrong sometimes, it can go bad.


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[Assistant] For, for, for that side, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] And, and it was just glad to see, see some black people sticking together, man. For sure. More than anything.


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[Assistant] Fuck that it was, they was jumping on some white people or whatever they was doing, whatever they was doing as much as we been through as a race.


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[Assistant] Cause did nobody die? Yeah. They got their ass kicked, got hit with a chair. Okay. So what? For the race.


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[Assistant] It was good to see black people stand for each other. Yeah, man. That was beautiful. What I seen to skip down the boardwalk. Them people didn't even know each other. Nah, security guy. You know what I mean? And it just automatically click. Man, let's look out for him, man. Let's help him out.


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[Assistant] Ah shit. Hey man, it was crazy. It was crazy. But, but like I said, man, it was good to see black men sticking together.


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[Assistant] Yeah, man. Dauphine Willie, man. He was in the Master P movies. If y'all don't know who that is.


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[Assistant] He was a dude that could have made it man, but he just didn't, he never left Indianapolis. So, you know, one thing about being from Indianapolis, if you don't leave,


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[Assistant] You might not never see the greatness of who you are, you know what I mean? You might not really see, uh, you know, what you can really do. For sure. You gotta leave here, man, and pair yourself up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Hey man, I want to ask y'all some sports questions. Oh, let's get it. We love this part.


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[Assistant] They're not really sports questions, but have you ever seen


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[Assistant] In your whole, I mean, your existence of knowing basketball and not nobody that went pro, but have you ever seen somebody that was like 5'10", but they could play center?


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[Assistant] I see, I could, hey man, this shit always blew my mind. That's him. To see a dude 5'10 playing center.


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[Assistant] Sports movie? Oh, any movie, uhm.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna lie, not my favorite movie, but one of them is Dead Presence. I like Dead Presence. I really enjoyed that movie. I'll use why I said it because I just seen it again out of nowhere.


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[Assistant] That was a good ass movie. What about Harlem Nights? I love that movie.


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[Assistant] We trying to do something like that right now with Kevin Hart. Me, Kevin Hart, and all the rest of the dudes. Oh, that's gonna be fire. Hell yeaah. We trying to do something like that. Damn.


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[Assistant] Cause all the characters are there, all we gotta do is just replace them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, see the thing about that is, you know,


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[Assistant] I don't want to look at some shit that's not of quality. Because believe it or not, you can ruin your lands.


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[Assistant] I got a movie coming out, uh, with Snoop Dogg called Underdogs. It's about his, uh,


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[Assistant] Football league. Oh, okay. And I'm playing one of the coaches. That's love though. Yeaah, it's still, yeaah, I'm still, I'm still appreciative of it. And uhm, I did another movie with Sinai Lathan coming out called Young Wild and Free. Pretty good movie, so.


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[Assistant] We're the only one working, y'all. Me. People who have these type of jobs are the only ones working right now. We're fortunate enough to be able to do it because, you know, everybody else is under the union. And man, we don't know what this thing gonna do, man. You know, they fighting for residuals.


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[Assistant] They fighting for wages, money, uhm, because the streamers.


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[Assistant] They don't want to give up anything. They figured out a way where they don't have to pay people. And uhm.


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[Assistant] And now they figure out, trying to figure out a way to replace your ass. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They got this AI situation in the movie business and


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[Assistant] You know, once they start, uh, implicating that in our businesses, it's over with anyway. You know? Now, now, now people's, people, people's jobs are gonna have to be associated with working with that.


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[Assistant] But see, what they realize, what they don't realize what that is, is that...


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[Assistant] Nobody with real substance is going to want to listen to some fake shit. My mind is clicking to me telling me that that ain't the real drug. I'm not listening to that shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't wanna hear it, man. You know, so.


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[Assistant] That's where, that's where they at in Hollywood with it, man.


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[Assistant] We just gotta figure out different ways to bring some income in, man. There's a million ways to make money out here. You gotta buckle down and figure it out.


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[Assistant] Hell nah. Um, I would say Reggie might be one of my favorite five, because I'm from Indiana. He always represented us, and I always...


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[Assistant] You know, rooted for Reggie. He's definitely one of my five. I got, I gotta have somebody from Indiana in my five.


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[Assistant] Michael Jordan definitely. Alphagate. Julius Ervin. I used to love Julius Ervin. I used to love Dominique Wilkins. Man. That's my guy. I used to love Dominique. That's my guy. And you know what, one thing about Dominique, he was really unorthodox. He was really like, really wasn't like niggas.


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[Assistant] He played different from any player I've ever seen ever play. His jump shot was different.


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[Assistant] He was cold. He was cold. He was bad. He definitely was one of my favorites.


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[Assistant] Oh, definitely COVID, man. COVID is cold, man. COVID.


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[Assistant] No, I like the young guys too, but I'm just telling you that, that I just grew up in an era watching basketball different than what it is now. No, I respect you. You know what I mean? Basketball now is different than what it was when I grew up watching basketball. Man, it was like everybody was a star then. Rebecca, will you play?


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[Assistant] Xavier McDaniel. Man, these was dudes that was, I mean boy, only old niggas


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[Assistant] Man, they had dudes, Ron Harper.


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[Assistant] We're going to have it right here. Ladies, the nice ladies behind the VIPs. It's going to be nice. It's going to be cigars. It's going to be on one side. You're going to have the mad DJ on the one side with the music playing. It's going to be crazy.


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[Assistant] My goal is to make sure Hollywood come back. Cause they on strike right now. So I don't know what this year is going to be, but I got a tour coming up.


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[Assistant] I'ma be hosting with DC Young Fly, Carlos Miller, Chico Bean, DeRay Davis, and Little Duval. It's coming up this year, our first day to be in January. I'ma be hosting. That's going to be one of the biggest comedy tours ever.


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[Assistant] That's starting the first of the year. And like I said, I got the movies coming out, man.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm just, hey, trying to stay in the game, man, put out good work and, uh, you know, keep proceeding.


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[Assistant] That type of thing. What am I saying nigga? Cab is fucked.


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[Assistant] Season two of my guys here. Same people as last time. To my left, my dawg. Bitch, you're great to leave my boy out there. Pray at least be here. How you what today?


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[Assistant] The Aqua 8's, they're my favorite. Aqua 8's is the top.


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[Assistant] That kind of random. They kind of random to me. I think the 23 is kind of random, but.


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[Assistant] It's one of the fire shoes, but that was a different time period than shoes.


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[Assistant] That's when packs and shit was coming out. So you was either buying, well that was in the pack.


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[Assistant] You was either buying them or you was buying the pack and in hindsight.


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[Assistant] Pax was low-key expensive back then, cause he was like, damn, we was paying $1.40 for Retro, so that three is a little tough. But shit, you ain't getting two shoes for $300 now.


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[Assistant] Look, I thought those would go on sale. I didn't expect them to sell out. Cause I just, I mean, they have black and red Jordan. You can never underestimate the playoffs. They went crazy. First time, like when we was in high school and they dropped, that was like that. I'm getting these motherfucking Christmas shoes. We came back to breaking. Everybody had them motherfuckers on the bus, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Martyr Rosa rocked a pair for they, uh, media shit. Those are crazy. But they sluttered that shoe out so bad that it's just like, you know, like I like the black and white ones in the lippy color woods, but you see them now, they got so many white ass colors. It's like damn, like they don't got the same. The black and white ones are the hardest ones. Yeah, for sure. I got the Dornbecken ones, I don't know what's wrong with them.


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[Assistant] Man, I ain't gon' stop. I don't forget, we might have been at your event, and your brother had on the all-black ones, uh, I was like, damn, I ain't seen the all-black markets in a long time. Them was Denver one of the hardest shoes.


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[Assistant] They fired, but Barclay got that CB. It was fired. They fired, but you, shit, that Barclay, that CB94 is different. It is, it's close. And he got multiple heaters too.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I'm not gonna say it's close near there, but it's not too bad of a tossup if you go signature miles between him and Penny.


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[Assistant] Uh, Pippen did. Well, a couple of different people with those air was mostly Pippen. Yeah, for sure.


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[Assistant] That's better than the Barkley. That's your opinion. I swear. He said that's your opinion.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm putting that up against that Barkley. Any day. That's tough. We gotta do a Paul. I gotta do a Paul cause that mug is fire and they, they need to, they came back with, they came back recently.


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[Assistant] Nah. It was on sale. Nah. We got to fact check it. Nah, cause me and Hugh, me and Hugh look up these, we eBay these shoes every day. Like bro, we got to find these. Man, what? Nike basketball, I'm like, I don't know, I guess like, I got the new Lebrons, the 21s, they nice, they feel like Kobe's okay, but like, I wish we could get that feeling again. Like that,


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[Assistant] I'm out of pocket, my apologies. But like, they're releasing all the classic pennies and shit again, I'm like damn, like, ain't none of this new shit ever gonna feel like that no more. Like, we gotta wait for this shit every five years. Yeaah, the new, the pennies, uh, I like pennies, but they ain't never really been my favorite. Oh, you out of pocket. You don't fuck with pennies? The penny ones wasn't my favorite.


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[Assistant] I don't like how they, uh, I don't like how they feel. They hard. They look good, but I don't.


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[Assistant] That's one of the best, that's one of my favorite. The comfort of this shoe is so terrible. Yeah. Yeah, they so uncomfortable. They are not the most comfortable, but that was made for back then. Cause the penny twos look amazing, but they feel like shit. Terrible. But they are, they are, but they are fire. Shit. Maybe that's next episode. I'm coming with the penny. What's that? Three?


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[Assistant] That's the big hot top one, right? Yeaah. I'm bringing them out. Phone Posit shit on the side. I'm bringing them out. Damn, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] All right, man, NBA season back. We all geeked up. Everybody reporting.


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[Assistant] How was it for you to like, end your summer and then have to go to training camp? Cause this is kinda like, damn, I'm off spring break now, I gotta go back to work type shit.


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[Assistant] You can compete, you can be around your friends, but then, you get to go back to work and it's like, damn, I get to compete at a high level against a ghost. Go against some people that I know probably got a little better. Like you been playing your local homeboys here.


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[Assistant] And then, I gotta say, I got your ass. It's different, obviously, going to like, when you was in Atlanta, you was there for a minute, so you was repeatedly coming back. How was it going into a new training camp with a different team?


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[Assistant] You don't have any friends that never went too crazy in the club?


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[Assistant] If you see Amber fall in line, that might be the crisis. She just failed straight.


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[Assistant] For sure, the circumcised Timbs are never the mob.


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[Assistant] That's how I feel when I'm with Kayla the first time in Atlanta. Oh wow. She start crying when she seen Lil Bow Wow.


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[Assistant] You talk about all that. He said he didn't watch all that. I feel like anybody that was born 86 and up, they watched all that.


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[Assistant] Amen. All that had one of the best theme song intros of all time. By far, it's the best one ever. Yeah, when that shit, when you heard that shit, it was like, oh yeah, I'm about to lock in.


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[Assistant] That's how I feel about MadTV. MadTV was funny as fuck to me. I had a business watching it, but MadTV was funnier than the bitch to me. I didn't like Saturday Night Live. I didn't want to see that shit, but MadTV, them niggas was wildin' out.


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[Assistant] Nickelodeon? It probably was the best. Nah, but they had to be. It was all tied together basically.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I don't know, she was kinda fine when I was little, I guess. I used to watch that shit, but it was damn.


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[Assistant] I'm playing devil's advocate. I'm going Wayne's Brothers. I think Wayne's Brothers is one of the most underrated of them shows. Wayne's Brothers literally used to do anything that Martin did. If you go back and watch the shows.


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[Assistant] Man, what? They go to a, Martin go to a coke? Marlon went to a coke. He came back with that little curl on his head. The pops was so fucking funny.


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[Assistant] He was funny, but they did used to steal all of Martin's shit or Martin used to steal that. I can't remember what show came out first. I think Martin did.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but the fact that she really looked like Lil Mama in Gloverilla is crazy.


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[Assistant] I, uh, till you go on, you don't fuck with Twitter. We gotta get you on Twitter, man. It's strange to be requesting you, but...


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[Assistant] I'll let you go first. I wonder what y'all say. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'ma go with, I don't know, so what's better, Gen Unit or St. Lunatics? What are we doing? Oh, come on, man.


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[Assistant] But you can't find me. Yeah, I still couldn't recreate that video yet, but I've been trying.


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[Assistant] What's better, hiding here or in a club?


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[Assistant] All right, that's hiding here in the club. All right. It's more, I don't know. That's tough because they're both recognizable songs, but the beginning of in the club is probably a random old.


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[Assistant] Okay, what's Nelly's other big song that you would say? I mean, he got, he got hella records, but I'm just trying to do it. And he got love records too. Yeah, he do.


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[Assistant] Also, 50 got fuckin' theme music. Like, it's close, cause Nelly got Air Force 1.


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[Assistant] Get your eagle on, that's candy, yeah, drop down, get your eagle, that's like candy shop. Ah, Nelly did make some white, some like, corny ass songs, even off of Nelly. Girls is terrible.


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[Assistant] And they was kind of fucking with jerseys too. That's some midwest shit though. Like if we're gonna be, if we're gonna keep it a stack, the east coast like to claim a lot of shit. Midwest niggas have always really low key been the precious niggas. Like southern niggas, eh, New York nigga style is different for sure. Like they got it in these things now, but I'm talking about- They got it first.


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[Assistant] Well, that's because everything is there. I'm not going to discredit them on that, but if you see like, they be bite familiar as niggas. Come on man, we got easy.


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[Assistant] Them New York people care. They wake up, they wake up.


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[Assistant] I'm saying like when I was younger, I thought like Raiders hats and shit was fire.


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[Assistant] I did wear chucks though. I ain't gonna lie, I went through a pair of Clorox chucks.


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[Assistant] That was great. That was great township shit. Nah, that wasn't. On my mama, I ain't with no Tupelo.


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[Assistant] Nah, actually it got cleaned up when I was, cause I was here behind him, it got cleaned up, but when I first got there, it was filthy, it was different.


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[Assistant] You doin' what girls did with BBLs, man. We just got upset about this with women. Lying.


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[Assistant] I see his new video. What he got going on? Why you got crumbs in his hair?


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[Assistant] Damn, I just remember like when I was younger, if you was a dude, that motherfucker look at you, you crazy, you either, uh, emo, uh, Jimmy Butler. Yeah, Jimmy.


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[Assistant] Definitely two different people. Yeaah, I was like. He said they all the same people now, you never know. I said, uh, we definitely go, you wanna go hoop later? Definitely my guy, like, keep me informed. That was the first city girl, for sure. For sure, bro. Now we got Sexy Red. Man, somebody told me she did a porno or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't watch it. I didn't either. No, but I, it sparks a conversation. Who has the worst sex tape of all time?


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[Assistant] I've never seen Sexy Red, but. I don't even want to include her in this. I can tell y'all a story about mine trying to see a sex tape. I don't have one, but I try to see one.


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[Assistant] Look, I tried, look, so I almost got kicked out of wakeboard.


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[Assistant] What? Everybody like, you seen Kim Kardashian's sex tape? I'm like, nah. I'm trying to act like I don't watch stuff like that. I mean, y'all lying. So I got to go find this. I go type it in. It's downloading for like five days. I get a knock at my door.


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[Assistant] My answer is late, I'm like, unique violin. I look, you know, it's the police. I'm like, oh.


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[Assistant] They take me to get my lab, I take my lab time with me, they take me to this office and was like, you know you downloaded over five million dollars worth of music.


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[Assistant] Wow. So I didn't see it until I got older, but. That's crazy. Definitely almost got kicked out of Wake Forest for that.


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[Assistant] It's a couple niggas, I say him, he's definitely one of them, and we speak about this often too, but nigga, Wiz, a lot of people owe Wiz, bro.


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[Assistant] Wiz doing day to day bro changed the internet. Cause that nigga was crying a lot like going through and you see him behind the stage on stage his music behind the music more people can't fancy him than the music.


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[Assistant] They was not fresh at all. So you just don't like anybody that's like East Coast?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he can pop shit. Yeah, like Jay love me, bro. I ain't got to ever work again, but he's so humble. Like he won't even accept that.


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[Assistant] Who you taking? Murder, Ink, or Rockefeller? Rockefeller easy. Why? Right.


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[Assistant] What you mean why? Why? Why are you taking it? You J? I'll give you J.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about real Rockefeller. That's beans, freeway, bleep. I mean still.


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[Assistant] I mean, shit, state property wasn't there that much longer than Dipset was. If you still include them, I mean, I'm still rolling. But you gotta have all of them in there.


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[Assistant] Well if I can't include them then yea, obviously I feel differently there.


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[Assistant] Is Jay-Z enough though? Yea, I was gonna say that's not really fair cause Jay was bigger than them combined. Now, if you were to say Ruff Rys or something, then I can understand cause DMX is probably just as big, if not bigger at the time period than Jay was for that window. But, ah, Denver gotta go with Rockefeller, bro. Them niggas was.


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[Assistant] Alright, so, nevermind. Nah, go ahead, we here. So, so death? Uh. Was that bigger than, uh, murder ink? Yeaah, cause this time, how many he fucking had Bow Wow?


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[Assistant] That was a bad versus. Why would they put Fat Joe against Trevor? Fat Joe just wanted to talk shit. Yea, I fuck with Fat Joe.


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[Assistant] I think versatility wise for sure, but if you going off the, the slaps. I think he, uh, I think he.


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[Assistant] I think versatility wise as a musician, Ja Rule landslide. But if you're going off of, if you're going to versus between the two, I don't think that he beats 50.


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[Assistant] It was hard. One of the weakest albums. That's gas. That massacre is not like that. Because the album itself ain't that good, but it's four or five songs in there that's crazy. Yeah, but the album was.


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[Assistant] No, every song, every song, every song.


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[Assistant] Shit, I don't know. I ain't trying to be funny. He got mesmerized, he got down.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause yeah, New York, that song is cool. But then when he plays mini man, what do you do? Nothing. He, I'm saying 50 will beat him in a verse cause the hits are going up. I'm saying that.


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[Assistant] Because he was fucking with me, he was just like, she said she can't go nowhere because she needs you, but I'm still her boyfriend.


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[Assistant] Ray J is a real Nick Cannon. Nah, for sure. Ray J, you livin' an every man dream, man.


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[Assistant] This is when he was dead. In my line, boom, I said, I just remembered, just flashback.


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[Assistant] I ain't saying Ray J killed her. I ain't saying Ray J killed her. I ain't saying Ray J killed her. I ain't saying Ray J killed her. I ain't saying Ray J killed her. I ain't saying Ray J killed her. I ain't saying Ray J killed her.


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[Assistant] She was out there looking like hot dogs. Beautiful woman, bro. She, she was a great singer, but when she was young, she was definitely, like, what's that movie, uh, Bodyguard? She was gorgeous. Well, Bodyguard is a fire movie. Yeah, but she was beautiful.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. No, that's the time period where music stars was in movies. I think that's why stars today like don't have that same type of like run because none of these niggas is in no movies that you really care about. But Whitney Houston was beautiful, but at that time she wasn't. I wouldn't be hyped today with Whitney Houston. I would have, I would have messed with her and told y'all like.


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[Assistant] I have never, I have never wanted an M1 shoe. I had some, I had some Thai cheese. They had to fire it, like they gear was fire.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's hot cheese and that was the only one that looked kind of decent. You had to get them because they had that price point too. You had to spend over like a certain amount to get the DVD. That DVD was legendary. Boy, one of the best. And one mixtape volume file bro. The green camo. The best one ever. Skip was the best one. That's the first one.


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[Assistant] N1? Yeaah, he was the best. That first DVD changed my life.


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[Assistant] That's some of the best TV I ever seen. He went back to back Paul's like he went Britney Renner to Marshall Lynch. That's unbelievable, bro. Oh shit, bro. That's unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Sweet. Alright, we back. Another episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Wells. To my far left, I got my man, Bishop Greenleaf, be here. How you would out there, Pearlies? Look at this Greenleaf shit. Yea, that's who you are.


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[Assistant] Who'd you rather be, uh, Mr. Greenleaf or T.D.J.? Just take the Greenleaf off. He wasn't no poor ass nigga.


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[Assistant] That's about right, Young Nacho. Yo T, my boy, how you feeling, man? Man, I'm good, man. Another, another classic episode. Here we go. I'm turnt up today, too. Damn. You see, everybody got a blue cup today, my boy. Not me. Not you? Oh, okay. I ain't gonna sit around and participate. About to do it today? Man, yeah, he's about to do it. I don't even know. What is he? Oh, damn. You get the rabbits. He like, he like.


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[Assistant] About to do it. Last but not least, man, to my immediate left, the Legend 520 move ain't even a guess. It's family to building. My boy, how you feeling, man?


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[Assistant] But before we get into today's episode, ay, you see the table's a little bit bare this week. We can fill it up with your product, your merch, hit us up, we'll take care of you. You know what I'm saying? We show the red carpet love to all our sponsors. The email is in the bio, so hit us up, we'll take care of you. But before we get into today's episode, man.


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[Assistant] You always got something, man. We'll get to it further in the episode, man. It's all about MOOC today. Absolutely, man. He ain't even a guest. This is family. Welcome home, my dawg. How you feeling, man? I'm feeling like you say it like I just did a beat.


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[Assistant] How's that time zone change for you? Cause that's one thing that people don't like take account for. Like you literally was in a whole different world for real, for real. I take you at least three, three days to get back, right? Like I've been waking up at four in the morning.