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[Assistant] 401k, yeaah, I think we do something like that. I don't know. I don't have any of that. I don't, I mean, we do stuff. You got retirement funds. Laura's, Laura's always been a saver. So she's a saver. So she's always been really good at saving.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and so, and we're gonna hopefully one day have all the money buried with us. It's a really good time. That's the goal. To one day.


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[Assistant] The true, uh, what is it? Something that wants this, the true power to be, I don't know. Uh, robo advisors. People would probably sign up for wheels more if they caught a kill switch. Cause that's a big problem. People don't want to go do the wheels. And, uh, if they said, let's do a kill switch. If you were in the wheel business.


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[Assistant] You should start if you feel like I need to drum up some more business. It's hard to get these people in. Call them and say,


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[Assistant] When you get assassinated and you go, I will probably be assassinated. I got a lot of stuff on my mind. People don't like to hear it.


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[Assistant] I feel like you said Boston Dynamics, like we all just look at that website. Like we, you go, you know what? I was on it earlier and I didn't see this. That's the person that looks like a person.


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[Assistant] This is the stock tip robot. Can you dance? He goes, obviously not. That's not why I'm here. That's not what you want me for. And these are the ones that take over. Uh, do you go to Boston dynamics quite a bit?


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[Assistant] But do you think you would then go, guys did you, you know earlier I said I watched a video of a man crash a golf cart in there.


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[Assistant] You know, do you think you would just go, Hey, did you see the video of the robot dancing? You know, that's what probably most people are saying. And he goes, did you guys see the, what Boston dynamics is doing? It's getting pretty nuts over there. And you act like, and everybody's like, wow, Aaron goes to Boston dynamics.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's part of his kill switch is you gotta go to Boston dynamics and fight that robot if you want to get his.


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[Assistant] Now negative game stop, stock, the diamond hands, Aaron diamond hands, Weber.


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[Assistant] I mean, maybe the worst time ever to buy GameStop. It's a joke that they're trying to break the system. He bought Bitcoin at its lowest. Bitcoin at its lowest and sold it at its mid- the low to middle list.


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[Assistant] Like how often do they get up that high? So alright, so Bitcoin's at 38,000.


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[Assistant] So like how, I wonder how often is stuff getting up that high? Where they're getting, is, you know, like, so you do buy it at $3.25.


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[Assistant] If you buy a stock and say it's 325, it's like how often are stocks getting up to 30,000? Like you know where GameStop is worth buying.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm saying if he bought it at 325, how often is it, do stocks go up to 320,000? Like, you know, is it that often or is it never, are they always around 400 or 500? And that's about it.


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[Assistant] What did you ever, what did it start at? What, like, yea, if you bought that. I dunno. If you bought a dollar.


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[Assistant] If the share was $1, that means that share would be worth $320,000. So if someone, right, that's essentially exactly what it is. And so whatever you buy the share at and then more it goes up is how much money you've made off of it.


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[Assistant] Who are we selling? Like who could you sell that to? Why would someone be like, I don't want to buy it from you.


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[Assistant] Like if you go, if you bought that for a dollar and it was up to $320,000 and you go, I want to sell, whose goes perfect. I'd love.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. There's no way, there's no way that someone's gonna keep thinking, there's gotta be a point that it would stop. Well sure. So like, that's what I mean, like who are you selling it to?


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[Assistant] What do you mean? Like, if you have, you bought that stock at $1, and it went to $320,000, and then you go, I want out.


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[Assistant] How many, yeah, like who would buy it if you go, I want out.


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[Assistant] He's got to get someone to say agree to buy it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So what if they go, well, no one buy it. Like essentially that's what the.


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[Assistant] And so you'd have to give him 40 million dollars cash, basically, or you'd transfer whatever.


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[Assistant] I know, it's like, I just, like who would ever...


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like that stock is like, why would someone buy that? You're going, I don't believe, I believe it's a waiting game.


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[Assistant] Which could be anybody. Someone goes, I have it. Oh, can I short? So if you had it and I go, I want to short this, I could ask you and you give it to me.


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[Assistant] It's like, uh, yeaah. It's all just words. That's what this feels to me. It just feels like it's all words.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they, they, they could just go, yeah, why do we, yeah, we're not getting to the bottom of this, but you're like, why do we even have it? And then it's like, I don't know. It's like anything. You just talk it, do it enough that you're like,


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[Assistant] I think it gets to show you, but why not just have numbers that show you how good a company is doing. They're sales.


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[Assistant] Their sales percentage means this company is doing really good and you go, I'll go shop at that company and buy their stuff. Because most people are buying their stuff.


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[Assistant] It feels like it's a game that was invented outside of the other stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like data seems weird too. It's like, it's going to be hard to everybody to wrap their head around. That's why all this stuff, money is like going off of now, just like ideas. Like all is like, you at least know it does something and it's, it's how we do this. And so data like ends up, it's going to end up being like, uh, this is inappropriate.


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[Assistant] Uh, so like, yeah, it's all, but it's all like, it's going to be hard. You're going to have to get my generation, even probably.


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[Assistant] You know, I mean, my daughter's generation will probably somewhat get it. Even her kids are probably going to be before you need us out of the way. Cause we're just, we still don't, we won't be able to wrap you. You're part of it. I think you got to go too. You won't, it's going to get too, too crazy.


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[Assistant] You have too many signs. It's already slipping away. Yea, you have too many like old things. You know what it's like to write a check. Yea. Or to write, I mean I don't know if they're ever gonna need to write something.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, think about like, if you would have invested in pins, if you could just in the broad stroke of pins, you would be like, yeah dude, where would they ever go? And now you're seeing it more and more. You're like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] You know, outside of the fact that I wrote onions and wiki page on that.


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[Assistant] And I write my set list out on a note card. I mean, I'm not touching a pen. I mean, I still sign stuff.


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[Assistant] But I'm doing some docuSign stuff now. I'm not even like, that's, you can kind of do that a little bit more. So that's going to just become more and more and more that, I mean, I think in my, I think in 10 years, it could be, I have a pen just for my notes on my standup. And that, that's it. And cause I, and I, just because I like it.


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[Assistant] No, I think people want, I, you know, people talk about like experiences, like, you know, cause they were saying is you go to the store now and computers are going to be able to kind of do everything, but we're still human beings and we still like entertainment. Like, so an idea of an actor that can be, uh, you still want to see.


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[Assistant] Tom Cruise or you still like, there's people, that's what we like. That can't go away. You're not going to take that away.


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[Assistant] I mean there was a movie last night, I didn't watch it, with Bruce Willis, I saw the trailer. And it's the idea that all Sarah gets walking around. Oh yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And so you lay in it and you live in a virtual, so you basically don't ever leave your house. But I mean, you, you can't survive as a human. You're going to just die super young realistically. Like you're, you're, the age will go down.


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[Assistant] Because you need to be out. The sun, the sun is what, the vitamin we need. That's pretty crazy, you know. You're just built for all this stuff. So I, some jobs, I mean we could work our ways out of jobs or we'll be in big trouble. Cause like then you go get farmers, like there's no, you know, you're like, well they just have robots. All that kind of stuff could, they have to change.


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[Assistant] I mean you might be able to, but, uh, you don't want, no one wants stuff too perfect.


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[Assistant] Too perfect is uncomfortable. Makes people uncomfortable. And I think if you wrote, if you had a robot that wrote jokes, uh, it's going to get too perfect and it gets too, like maybe figures some way out and it gets.


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[Assistant] I think people like seeing mistakes. Cause everybody makes mistakes and mistakes makes it seem real. And then that's what makes people come back to it. So I think if it felt too perfect, it'd be too much of a problem. Now I don't think we would ever deal with that. I don't, you know, I think people want shows and people want


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[Assistant] You want live shows, I mean, you know, but live shows are going to be tougher and tougher because people don't, you're getting, you know, you get YouTubers and now they're all making this stuff. Well, these people want to go see them as a live show. They don't know how to do a live show. They don't do live shows. So I think the aspect of this is, I don't know if it's talking about the same thing, but the idea of live shows could even go down just because these people can't do them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, memes are essentially, like, I mean, that's, you know, that's kind of, they've got that so fine tuned, it's so short of a thing that they figured out some kind of thing for that it makes you laugh. But I think seeing alive, I think experiencing something.


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[Assistant] That's why experiences I feel like are going up and will always go up because people want to experience things. I mean, that's what people want to purchase more than anything else. An actual experience and go see something. I think, you know, I mean, they can't right now, but you know, so.


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[Assistant] That's the, if everybody agrees to do it, is Andrew Yang, that's the, that's the, would he agree to do that? Do what? Like that means everybody, like he, that Andrew Yang gets no more money. He just gets a thousand dollars a month from here on out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean if you get to that point where everything's taken away, then maybe they would be. Yeah, I'd love to work. But then you're almost like, why do you even need money? You're like, we're all just, you know, you're back to the trade and barter things, shaving off gold. It all comes back together. You have to walk in with your robot and a gun to its head.


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[Assistant] That's what he had to do, fight a robot. Could you beat a robot?


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[Assistant] We solved it didn't we? Everything figured out. Uh, this is a different alibi. That was way different website. That's Ali Baba. Ali Baba. That's the correct one. That's not the girl, Ali. So, uh, thank you guys, uh, as always for listening and, uh, we appreciate it and we will talk to you next week.


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[Assistant] Uh, welcome everybody. I'm, uh, my voice is still waking up.


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[Assistant] It feels very early. It feels early. I mean, people are going to be like, God, these guys got after it in the morning. And, uh, I mean, it is 11 15. It's later than your ends were set. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, it's, it's, it's definitely early for me. Not early, I get up and I gotta just go, I gotta go to bed early. I think I went to bed at 12, 3 last night. I had a long weekend.


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[Assistant] Our long week, cause I was in, I was at Phoenix, stand up live. Uh, and we did six shows and I golfed every day. One being this hat, silver leaf. Uh, but it, and we played every day, every morning. And so, and, and nothing was like early, but it was like nine.


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[Assistant] You know, we had to leave at like 9 or 8.30 in the morning.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, I mean, and so then I was like pretty beat and I got back last night, uh, and then woke up today at like 10 30.


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[Assistant] Right before y'all got here. Shows went well though? Shows were great. It was fun. It was, uh, yeah, everybody was nice. I got a, I had a lot of people I had to see a lot of, uh, I got a couple of friends, Amanda and Tracy that come to, they've been coming to shows for a long time. I saw them, uh,


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[Assistant] They've been coming, you know, cause you always have some people come that come before any of this, you know, before now, before people were coming to shows. Uh, but they did, uh, yeaah, shows are sold out.


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[Assistant] Nick or Mick was with me. Uh, so we did it again. We had a very funny, uh, Jill Kimmel was the host, uh, Jimmy Kimmel's sister. She's very, very funny comedian. And so we all got to hang out and, uh, you know, they did, they had, they had to do, so, uh, that's a, it's a big room.


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[Assistant] And, uh, it was like 300 people, but that's half.


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[Assistant] And cause they, so they in Arizona, they opened up where you could, it could be, uh, you know, like they're saying like it's full capacity, but you still have to be six feet apart. So you can't really still be full capacity.


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[Assistant] I also saw in Phoenix, it was a van that had a massage thing on the side of the van. I mean, side of the road. Like a mobile massage.


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[Assistant] Like you pulled over. Yeah. And then there would be a massage. That might be not a legal one. I'm not imagining. Special massage. It's like the people that sell purses on the side of the road in New York. I mean, side of the sidewalk. Yeah. It was like, you could pull over and like just get a massage. I don't know who, we should have went in it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Do you do it? Yeah, I've done it. Yeah. Uh, I've done it, uh, like once, like you just sit there and they be like, it's like five minutes. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And so they're just having, yeah, like a girl be out there and she just, you know, a quick massage and you kind of get, you gotta do it. You gotta say, all right, it's all part. That's what part of it. Have you done one?


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[Assistant] Yeah, can we do it again? You should hit, maybe you should hit first, then do it. Yeah. You know.


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[Assistant] Just to, cause you, you're, you want to be able to walk with the full tense tension that you're bringing to the table. When you go to that table, you got to have a full tension. Uh, and then you got to do it. Yeah. Yeah. It was, uh, it was a fun, uh, it's hot out there. It's very weird to be, we were playing golf. It's like back to, it feels like summer here.


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[Assistant] 85 degrees. I think I got sun poisoning one day. I don't know if that's true, but it's, uh.


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[Assistant] It was, you gotta say, are you breathing? Is there breathing into this microphone? I'm hearing it. Oh yeah. Yeah. I took my head, but yeah. Do you hear it?


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[Assistant] So is it me? That's alright. Somehow. That's alright. I think people get used to it. It's like, uh, it's like background music. Alright.


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[Assistant] I think people get used to it. I think they like it. You know, they go, Oh, wow. This is nice. Someone goes there. Something's wrong. People driving their cars, looking around, like thinking something's wrong with their.


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[Assistant] Yeah, am I gonna flat? You just, just someone hearing that noise just pulled into a discount tire. I don't know. I'm hearing like a little like something, you know, and then the guy's like, I don't know. I think I hear it. Now we're here. Alright. Uh, yeah, this one's going to be.


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[Assistant] This one does not even probably get out. Shut down the whole podcast. Uh, all right. As usual, we're going to start, uh, uh, hearing from you guys. Uh, so first up, Jesse Jean.


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[Assistant] Hey, is that Jessie Jean? I don't know, it just made me laugh. Oh, okay. I was like, that's, I mean, it's pretty basic.


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[Assistant] Hey y'all, love the podcast and you guys are the only show I listen to religiously, religiously. My favorite part is y'all name each show based on the topics, but then the episode gets hijacked by Nate going off on a tangent about something unrelated like Bojangles pronunciations of the word mature.


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[Assistant] And then the last 10 minutes of each episode is scrambling to wrap up the actual topic. Can't get enough of this podcast. Great work. Uh, yep. Well, we have a guess if we don't talk about, well, I mean, you had to talk about Mature.


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[Assistant] Everybody that saw that clip, like on Instagram, they said that they were like, you know, cause we didn't, we didn't bring it up. It wasn't immediate. Right. It was like, you said it and then there was a couple seconds. And so everybody, you know, was thinking that. Right. Yeah. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] Like are we going to say something about, like if we had just posted that and never addressed that you said mature.


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[Assistant] Versi- versatile, probably, but versatile, I think so.


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[Assistant] Is that right? I think they're both right. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a, it's a versatile world, uh, to where they can be used, uh, many different ways. That's the point of that word.


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[Assistant] That is actually a pretty good word that they came up with a word that you can say it different way. Yeah. And you're like, what does it mean? It means that it means exactly exactly that. Wow. Yeah. That's deep.


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[Assistant] Uh, Eric Wooten, there's actually a way to get the stat, there is actually a way to get the stat on how many kids learned an instrument because of guitar hero. If Aaron took real classes,


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[Assistant] He would have been able to answer Nate when he asked how they got that stat. The chances I can teach you all in this comment is slim, but I will say basically they can do surveys and ask kids why they learned an instrument and extrapolate from there.


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[Assistant] There's a whole mathematical method to it that is pretty accurate. They taught that in my stats class in college. I missed out on the friendship class, but I did learn the math behind how they derive stats.


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[Assistant] It's a versatile problem. It's a versatile problem. I mean, if you end up still in this room by the time this podcast is over, it'll be, there's a chance we're going to have you sustain on a ladder behind that window and you're just going to have to hold on and we got the ladders out there, I'll tell you that.


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[Assistant] I tell you what, yeaah, I don't know if there's, you have comments about, people did not like my take on college.


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[Assistant] Did you have, is there any comments about that?


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[Assistant] More gets them, they, uh, if they didn't, I'll just, yeah. I mean, I got some direct messages. Not thrilled. Brandon Alberta.


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[Assistant] Alberta. I took a class called Creativity in Culture.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. In a book called rhyming with r.


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[Assistant] Jim Freeman, the best class I took was the meat we eat. Learning about the different cuts of beef and pork. I was an architecture major.


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[Assistant] Zozo dubs. Zoosoo. Zozo dubs. There could be a whole television show tracking Nate's journey through college. I'd watch it on repeat. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I thought about trying to pitch up and about just going back to school and learning stuff. I'd love to take some of those classes.


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[Assistant] Uh, Tom Stanton, I'm a high school teacher in Albany, New York. I'm the English department chair and teach an AP Lit course.


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[Assistant] I want to invite you to teach a lesson on any topic you want.


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[Assistant] Those are the stats I like. What would you talk about?


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[Assistant] You know, I could talk about comedy all day long. Yeah. And just like the art of, I don't know, like...


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[Assistant] Speaking, saying words, you know, I don't know. Yeah, well, you could do any list, any topic you want. Well, that one would be serious. The hard, the hard part that you go there. Yeah. I, I would, or it could be fun to go teach include. Like here's the stuff I don't think you need to learn at college.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, just an adjunct teacher. That's less. I'm a little less. Yeaah. Yeaah. I'm an adjunct substitute teacher. I don't even get to do...


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[Assistant] Nathan Hearn, I'm a student at Virginia Tech and I can confirm that Inner Sandman is the most exhilarating experience I have ever had. We have registered on the seismograph three times. That is the most out of any other college stadium.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, it's, I mean, I think that's what it is. You know, I mean, I, yeah, we're definitely, I'm definitely going to go to Virginia and take care.


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[Assistant] I want to see that. It's, I mean, that's such a cool, cool thing. A night game.


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[Assistant] That's why you shouldn't enroll. In Virginia Tech? I don't think I can get in. I mean, you gotta have great, can you just go?


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[Assistant] You could go over and just get college that way. You could, but you wouldn't get a diploma, you wouldn't get a degree. But you get to say, I've just been going to classes. Yeah. Yeah. I guess so. If I don't care about the paper. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I can even have the words memorized, but they're not landing.


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[Assistant] Now I'm listening to Driver's License by Olivia something, whatever Olivia is. It's the number one song. Rodriguez? Yeah. It's a fun one.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that's probably sad. It is a sad song, yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, no. Could be though. We haven't heard the next song she's going to come out with. Well, what happens to that girl?


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[Assistant] Matt Parrish. My parents got my sister and me a Nintendo for Christmas with Mario Brothers and Tetris. And after making us go to bed early on Christmas night, my mom stayed up until about 3am and beat Mario Brothers. She was waiting on us to wake up the next morning to tell us she beat it.


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[Assistant] He's the only teacher probably, right? Homeschool.


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[Assistant] That's pretty crazy. She just stayed up and beat it. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I mean, I think I feel like it took a lot longer.


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[Assistant] Your mom played. That's pretty crazy. Uh, Danny Sanchez. The original PlayStation is gray. They released a different model named PS1 that was white. Thank you. Thank you.


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[Assistant] It was supposed to come out on the 16th and then they moved it to the 18th. So it was almost like we were trying to move it to the Justice League thing. Is Justice League coming out now?


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[Assistant] And it's, wait, so they've already come out with it. You're gonna see the same movie, just extra stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But I mean, did they act again? Like did they?


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[Assistant] So everybody's gonna go pay for a movie that's already been done, and they're just like, well we just got a guy that redid it. Like, did no one like the first Justice League?


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[Assistant] I like the idea of doing that, but it's, it's just, you're releasing extra.


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[Assistant] And then, so now they're just like, all right, well the same stuff, we're just going to redo it. I guess it'll be interesting to see how much they change. Yeah. Like that's kind of fun. Brian and I are going to do a recut of your


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[Assistant] And that's kinda what this, so that's what's, that's what's happening though. And now there's gonna be more storylines, but, uh, than a stand-up special, but.


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[Assistant] That's exactly, that would be like if I in a year ago got a new special guys, and I just got a director to redo it. Yeah. Didn't Chris Rock just do that?


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[Assistant] He released Extra because they recorded more. And so then if there's new stuff, but yes. But I mean, he just put it back on Netflix. So it's not like you're, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't know, seems kinda, like I feel like there's gonna be more of that, where it's gonna be like, wow, we don't wanna do the, you know, we can't go shoot it again, but we're, I think those actors get paid again.


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[Assistant] Where you could wire it up and ready to go. Yeah. Yeah, that is pretty crazy. Uh, so the, the, the college stuff is, uh, well, yeah, let's we're going reads cause I think we read some of these ads, uh,


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[Assistant] Viori, a new perspective on performance apparel.


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[Assistant] Perfect if you're sick and tired of traditional old workout gear. I wear it, uh, I wear it all the time.


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[Assistant] Perfect for any workout, like I said, golf, travel. Travel's enormous. People should be comfortable when they travel.


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[Assistant] Everything is, it's all designed to work out in, but it does feel good.


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[Assistant] These clothes, I mean a lot of people are wearing this all the time now.


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[Assistant] So, uh, I was getting, yeaah, I got, people got mad about the college thing.


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[Assistant] Uh, that like, I guess, I guess a trash college.


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[Assistant] And typical college people can't handle it. Uh, no. There, uh, I'm not, I'm not, I was never saying I'm against college. Go to college. I don't, I think it's, I mean, I don't think I'm insane to bring up friendship as being a class.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, I mean, but then everybody marketing majors, I get like, uh, you know, yes, it's good. It's not bad. It's good to go to college.


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[Assistant] People that go to college, it works out for them. Statistically with stats, they seem to do better.


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[Assistant] Uh, but I didn't go to college, didn't take stats class. Stats class actually makes sense to me. Here's how we get stats.


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[Assistant] I get the idea. I'm not against college at all. I think it's, uh, you know, but if you don't want me to be mad about college and think don't trash college, don't trash people that didn't go to college then.


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[Assistant] Cause that's what college people tend to do. You go, I'm better than you. Right? Yeaah. I went to college. Are you trashing people?


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[Assistant] So you can't have it both, and then like, you're the higher educated one. You're the one that's better than everybody. Just let me and the minions complain at the bottom.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I'm making it worse or better. Uh, I mean, I really got a few messages. It was the only thing, you know, no one ever really says anything.


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[Assistant] Let him make fun of, I'm the, we're the, you know, the court jester that, that make fun of the king. Y'all are the king.


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[Assistant] You're running everything. Right. Y'all just give each other jobs. You went there, I'll give you a job. You know, it's all against it. All right. I don't, I'm joking. Make it worse. Uh, I think it's great. Go to college. Go to college guys. I, I, you know, my daughter, I'd like her to go to college. Supposed to. I think college is going to take a change though.


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[Assistant] I'll be interested to see by the time she gets to college. I bet college drops.


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[Assistant] I think people are, there's other, I think cause I think just real life experience will come into play. If you want to do something.


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[Assistant] Then maybe, you know, maybe it is you go somewhere for a couple years, but then actually just go do the job that you want to go do. If you want to get into marketing, go work as an intern and get into marketing, get into it that way. I bet that happens.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I don't know what job I would have, I wouldn't have had a job that could have, many would have never let me work there. Because I didn't go. And I didn't have anything. And if I would have went anywhere and just said, I got this.


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[Assistant] I get the idea. They want you to, I feel like they want you to be like you committed to something and you went through it and you did it and you're done and you got this. Yeah. The poor one. Yeah. But that's, and that shows a lot. And then if you're into marketing and all this stuff, you know.


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[Assistant] But I think if you don't go to college, like, so someone wants to be into marketing.


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[Assistant] I don't know what the difference is if a person goes to college or if a person just went. Like say, right out of high school, you want to be in marketing.


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[Assistant] You just go intern in a company that does it and in four years, you have more experience than the guy that went to college.


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[Assistant] One semester and did, uh, I forget how, yeah, I don't know how I got in there. Cause I took those remedial classes. So I went and did like an extra year of high school.


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[Assistant] I had a community college and then that was enough to then come in. I mean, I would have probably not, it would have taken me five years to graduate.


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[Assistant] Oh, at least. Oh, yeah. I'd have been a Western for five years. Yeah, probably. Cause when I went my second year was basically my first year. Didn't you take a bowling class? Yeah, I failed it.


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[Assistant] And how'd you fail it? I just didn't go. Yeah, that'll do it. Well, they want to make you keep score too. You had to learn that, which is, no one does that.


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[Assistant] I remember, kind of remember how to do it. I mean, what else are they going to teach? That ruins half the guy's lesson plan. If you go, well, we'll just do computers. And he's like, I mean, he's not just teaching it how to.


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[Assistant] Spin a ball. Like that's, you know, I mean that was a, that was kind of a goofy class, but I guess I thought it was, you know, athletics. I don't remember any other classes I took.


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[Assistant] That's stalked it. Maybe you think he's watching this today, and he just- There's, ouch, he's probably running somewhere. I know, but he's, he's listening. Yeah. Oh, no. Maybe he's imagining that you're in great shape now.


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[Assistant] Your planet fitness. You never would have had a gout if you just stayed with me. Did you finish the class? I did, yeaah. Yeaah. I did all of it. And you had to, so it was basically an aerobics class.


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[Assistant] So it's college, are they taking, giving you classes that are like, here's how the real world works? Like eventually you're gonna go to a gym and pay for a Spence class? That you'll never attend?


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[Assistant] Make sure you're not gonna drown on campus.


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[Assistant] I bet so. I mean I bet that's the general idea of it. Like they just want to be like, hey dude, if you fall into water, are you going to be alright?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Like tap. Yeah, that's how they get you. They don't call it bicycle. They call it a bicycle riding class. I would have been out. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He has a dark time. Would you, would you have traded having gout at that time for that situation? If they, someone came up and said, I'll fix this, but.


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[Assistant] Would love it. Yeah. Yeah, that's, uh, if I have gout now, which I don't think I do, it's pretty easy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Well we don't know. Right. You still don't know. I still don't know. Planet Fitness, any updates on that?


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[Assistant] We're going to, uh, so this week we're, uh, we're, we're figured, uh, it's Tuesday. This is a big week. This is a quick, I got a lot of, a lot of stuff going on this week.


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[Assistant] A lot of interviews, a lot of stuff like that. Fun stuff. Uh, but uh, so we looked up what were we talking about this week? The Old West. The Old West. The Wild Wild West. Is it Wild Wild West or Old West?


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[Assistant] I don't remember, was there a robot involved? Yep, at the end.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yep. I want some robots.


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[Assistant] The director's cut. That has to be a way that they're doing stuff that, I mean, I get that this guy is re-cutting this movie, so it could be completely different. So I get the idea of it. And it's free on HBO Max if you have HBO Max. Is it at movie theaters too?


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[Assistant] They, besides the roads, he took, Kramer takes cold showers, so he didn't, went to sweat.


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[Assistant] But that was like when you walking across Notre Dame and the cold. Just cause you couldn't cool yourself down.


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[Assistant] Take a cold shower. Take a cold shower and then, oh, interesting. Take a cold shower and then you won't sweat. It's cause you work out, then go take a hot shower and then you just keep sweating. Cause George would be sweating. George had one that didn't take. He didn't have one that, yeah, his didn't take because these showers never take. And so you guys just take a cold shower right after you work out. And then that keeps you.


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[Assistant] And I've done that for that advice because of Seinfeld. And it works. Yea. I don't go as cold. I remember having to take a cold shower and when we did, when we went to Iraq, uh, they didn't have, where was that at?


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[Assistant] But we had to take a shower in the morning and I remember it was, they go, there's no hot water. And I mean, it was, wait, was that Iraq?


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[Assistant] Uh, it was, I just remember there being no hot water and it was like, this is a nightmare, dude. And it was like, you just, I mean, I just, as very, never really stood under it, but just kind of like, dude, I mean, it was so cold. It was in the morning too. And you're like, this is the worst thing ever. That's, I'm talking about waking you up though.


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[Assistant] So that was all, so at this time in 1803, that Louis, if you go out and live in Louisiana, it was like, you could be, you could be, man gets cold in Louisiana and you're like, you're at the Montana park.


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[Assistant] They didn't talk to them and say, hey, we're buying all this land. No.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Like, why did they just get like, I mean, was it no just stopping it, I guess? I mean, they tried. They're probably so spread out.


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[Assistant] Or. Just on the high seas. Yea. Would you stop like a, you know. The tip of South America? It would be like a cruise, would get off here.


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[Assistant] But you're in a little fishing boat. Just hitting waves. Just going like, it takes you forever. Or they could walk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, how furious they are. Uh, do you think at the end of this trip, you get out and you're like, whoo. Six months. Yeah, you got a whole new crew of people there. Yeah. Everyone died. Everybody go.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. They came to their table last night when their name was called. Daughter party. Four. And we all waited.


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[Assistant] The Donner family. Maybe that's why they relate for their order. Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember my, I'm the part of the daughter family bought a map here about a year ago. Uh, got a few complaints. I'd like to say it's like, all right, dude, sorry. Would you guys go the wrong way? No, my uncle ate a lot of people. That's where your map took us is that it led to.


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[Assistant] This map will put you in a position where it's not insane and you can wrap your head around it. And it's called the Sierra mountains. It's going to snow.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine if there were Yelp reviews back then? Oh, just of that. The Donner family, yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't think that's our question to answer. I mean, I think, you know, obviously you'd be hitting it first. What do you think? I think me and Bates would have to get separated first. I think we would talk heavily about you and just being like, I always get Bates coming over a little bit. Hey, what do you think?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, you hope so. I mean, who, you know, we didn't, you know, who knows what's going on. Nah, we don't know. Yeah, you don't know. I mean, I'm sure, like, once you do it, and then you're like, it wasn't bad, and you got a taste for it, you know.


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[Assistant] I mean, yeaah, I don't. They may have progressed the process of dying. Yeaah. Right. A little bit.


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[Assistant] Oh man, it'd be worse as you ate. I mean, you're just like eating it. Then you hear hello.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll be right there. No, no, no, don't come over, I'll be right there. And you're, I mean, you're just like, you opened a door that you're like, you didn't have to open.


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[Assistant] How long have we been up here, man? Uh, I, yeah, I don't, uh, I, I, I like to think, I mean, I don't, why didn't they hunt?


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[Assistant] Even not as, you know, what's the word, like not as, uh, yeah, fortunate, but not as like evolved as we are now here.


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[Assistant] I think death is not as, it just gets less and less. I mean, back then it was like...


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[Assistant] I mean, I think you had a lot of kids. It was more expected for sure. Yeah. No one was surviving anything. You get diarrhea and just die. Yeah. You know, dysentery and dysentery.


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[Assistant] This is like, this is like how I feel. Hey, don't make fun of, you know, people not eating other people. You know, uh, yeah, they, uh, it was a part of that Donner group that didn't eat people. No, the Donners ate some people. Yeah, for sure. And the Donners was just a bunch of people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean I just, you gotta have some nights up there. I just always like to think, what would be just a down, would you have a down night? Would you ever have?


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[Assistant] You know, in, in the heat of all that, they had a survival there for a while, right? I mean, do you ever have just a night where you just, you know, it's kind of a lazy night, like a night that you would Netflix and chill, you ever had Netflix and chill night? Like in that heat of that moment or is it the whole time is just barbaric fight, you know, like.


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[Assistant] The intensity of it. Is there ever just like a night where you're like, a couple nights, if you could talk to them and you go, we're any nights good. And they're, you know, they'd be like, yeah, you know, Fridays we play games.


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[Assistant] You know, was there ever that? I do think about there's so many children. What did they do? Did they play? Well, I'm sure they seem like they got them pretty quick. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Has anybody seen my wife? There was a lot of like pointing over like, you know, she's gone. Uh, yeah, I think I would just, yeah, you'd run and just.


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[Assistant] Oh, so you would go from here to here and then that person would take off.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But I mean, you're risking your risk life.


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[Assistant] I would hope, yeaah, and I would hope that if you just heard tapping you would come. I don't want it to be like...


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[Assistant] And I'm sure you're going to have some stickler that goes, that's not SOS though. He goes, I know, but no one really knows that anymore. And I'm hearing banging. He's underneath these rocks. Yeah. That's just, I think he's fine. And I think he wants to be under those rocks. He just spelled S O D.


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[Assistant] So if you ever hear that. I thought that was my breathing for a second. I was like, oh my gosh, it's getting worse. So it's three quick ones, three long ones, three quick ones. Yeah. Yeah. Why would they not make this sound? Just, you know, like help.


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[Assistant] Like three quick ones. Or why don't they make it- That's a S. I know but why don't they just make it-


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[Assistant] How did they look up that knock? What would that knock even be called? How are you going to look it up?


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[Assistant] Uh, I've heard of Buffalo Bill. The serial killer? Yea.


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[Assistant] I mean, look, that was worth fighting for. That nickname? Yeah, look at it. I mean, look, we're talking about it right now. I mean, he would be proud. So, we don't even know which one won. One of them won. Buffalo Bill.


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[Assistant] And the Donner family's up there just eating each other on the mountain.


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[Assistant] I don't see how. A tort? I mean did they have lights? Did they have lights?


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[Assistant] They honor him. Oh, sorry. Honor? No, no, no, I'm just saying, it's funny that they're honoring, like, I mean, like an outlaw. Yeah. Like a guy that was, would technically not be a good guy. Yeah. Right.


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[Assistant] Imagine that he was, they probably summed it up as town. Be like, this guy was from our town and you're proud of it. Cause you'd think that with the Wild West, cause it's all kind of cool, this. Yeaah. All that's glorified.


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[Assistant] Were these people looked as heroes back then? Like, it was like the mafia and the fact that, you know, like some people loved Al Capone or some people, uh, uh, Escobar. Like, there was towns that worshipped him because he would pay for their whole towns and give them money and all this stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Robin Hood was like, he was stealing from the rich and giving it to the poor. I mean Escobar.


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[Assistant] destroyed people's lives. Yeah. And I mean. Yeah. When I mean that when he uh he blew up the city. You know, like if if you didn't like the way the government went. Yeah. He ran the airplane. Yeah. The country. Yeah. And they blew up an airplane. I mean just a horrendous person and these guys are they like


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[Assistant] Yeah, would they, uh, so the shootouts would be, would they be in the middle of the street?


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[Assistant] So, it's, yea, so the idea was so you could like, relax.


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[Assistant] I guess, yeaah. Yeaah, it's known as guns. You're like, hey, we can chill out. Just take a breather. Like in, uh, John Wick, that hotel that they stay at.


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[Assistant] I haven't seen John Wick. Oh yeah, it's good. John Wick, there's a hotel this day and the point of it is you can't do anything at that hotel. And so it's like, so these people that end up have these kinds of crazy things, they...


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[Assistant] They go, oh, I wanna, I wanna go here. No one has guns. I don't have to feel like I'm like watching everybody. I can, they can get drunk. They could do whatever they wanted to do. Yeah. Like that would be the idea of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, was it, I mean, not, not the first celebrity, but like iconic, like iconic, like, I mean, he's just such a huge name. Yeah. Yeah. John, who would be before him that was?


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[Assistant] We're just out of stuff by the way. You're just kidding. He's not writing on them. He's just, he just shows up and does them. He's working, living the dream.


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[Assistant] Remake was with Jeff Bridges. I, I, I just, I mean, I know there's like, like stuff you remember probably from John Wayne that you're like, like quotes and all that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] For a gunshot. Onomatopoeia is actually not that hard of a word to say, but if you look at it, you'd be like, oh no, I dunno. Onomatopoeia.


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[Assistant] It kind of just finishes itself. You start Ana and you're like, well, I'm going to go ahead and get a Pia. Might as well do Matapia. Yeah, we're already down there.


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[Assistant] So you could walk in and like, let me get you a drink. Like you just talked to the random person. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, like, uh, saying that they don't want to know what's happening in there.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I think there's a lot of, when you gotta get out of a saloon door, you gotta get out of a saloon door. Like I don't think it's, and that's just an easy, quick, like get out.


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[Assistant] I mean it makes it better. If it was a regular door, I mean, you know, who cares?


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[Assistant] Like that is pretty crazy. That sling door is, it means everything.


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[Assistant] And they would just travel from, are trains going? That's when this all started happening, so that's when- Trains are happening? Imagine these guys, so these guys, anything that gets invented, they're just like robbing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so if anybody wants to play this game now, just don't even worry about it.


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[Assistant] Are you actually? Yeah, you talked me into it. I was like, I'll play it. And then like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm sorry. No, I didn't download it.


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[Assistant] That's what I yell whenever I sit down. Sitting bull. The bull's sitting down. When they said, uh, Eric, I'll get your help out here. The bull has already sat and when sitting bull sits, he sits, he sits. He's not getting back up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would have been more on board with like, if, if it's like the quick version of is a guy paying him to suggest or he said, change it. He said no. And so he killed him. Like that was just a quick. Well, that was.


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[Assistant] Back then. Much more back then. That's the, that's the probably part, that's the scarier part. Like now.


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[Assistant] The threat of jail is there and you're gonna, no one's gonna, you can't just go shoot someone in the street now and just be like, it's fine. It's a little bit more of a thing, but back then.


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[Assistant] And that sheriff killed that guy for painting that thing. Like, you know, it's like, that just seems insane. Like, it's gonna lead up to that.


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[Assistant] I mean these people have killed so many people, I mean you gotta think, you know, uh, think about like, if you know someone, if you knew someone that's killed someone by a gun, like that's crazy. And back then it was like they all did, you know?


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[Assistant] But I bet there was a lot of people that were just like, yeah, it was normal. It was, you know.


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[Assistant] No, but it's just as a topic. I just thought about it like I thought it'd be, there'd be a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] I remember a very funny part, seeing it as a kid. Yeah. Was that where he's getting that stick? He goes, what is that? That's for Zephyr. They're sitting at the fire and the guy just goes, what's that? What is that? And I remember that, seeing that as a kid and we thought it was the funniest. We used to do it all the time and we thought it was the funniest thing ever.


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[Assistant] When did this movie come out? 1990. Yea, I mean, I was like 11, 12 years old. Yea, yea, yea. I think he, I think he, uh, farts in that scene too. He does, yea. So like, yea, so that scene was just- It just had everything you'd ever wanted. It had everything. It was very, very funny.


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[Assistant] And that's how he made money. That's how he made money.


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[Assistant] It seems this is animated. Like, I mean, real actors had to show up and...


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[Assistant] You know, Simpsons is like, you're going in and doing, I'm not taking anything away from the Simpsons, but you're, you could do it from your house. I could read all my lines from my house. And now they have to write the shows coming up, that being as good of a show, taking nothing away from the Simpsons. That's impressive.


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[Assistant] Acting, real, having real actors and have to props and all that. You could, The Simpsons, essentially, you could never leave a room and get it all made. You know, they, I mean, they got, it's such a machine now.


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[Assistant] I think this one's alright. I'm tired. I got a lot. There's a, there's a lot, uh, happening. There's a lot going on. Uh, March 18th, your album came out too. It came out. Yeah. Yeah. On Friday.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's still number one. Still number one. It went back. It went back. Back to number one. Wow. Pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. Really cool. Yeah, that's awesome, dude. Yeah. Thanks, man. You wore your, uh, NFL hat.


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[Assistant] Just your Roblo. This is a Roblo hat. Uh, congrats man, that's awesome. Uh, yeaah, so go buy shirts and skins on uh, uh, itens on everything.


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[Assistant] And, uh, it's number one. So it's easy to find right now. Uh, all right. That is it. This is, yeah. My special March 18th, uh, Netflix. Don't forget that. Gratis, greatest average American.


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[Assistant] A lot going on, Bates. Album, you have an album. Yep, Easy Out. Easy Out.


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[Assistant] Uh, we're going to hand out, uh, Brian's, uh, driver's license number. So just keep a lookout for that and you see it and grab it. Uh, alright everybody. Thank you. See you next week.


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[Assistant] Hello folks. What's up? Welcome to Nate Land podcast. Welcome back. I'm here with Aaron Weber, Brian Bates.


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[Assistant] Not only will you receive 20% off your first purchase, but enjoy free shipping on any US orders over $75. More on this later. Welcome. I have a halls. I don't think I'm sick though.


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[Assistant] It's a weird time to get, you feel abnormal. Like I, you know, I golfed, we were, uh, went to Alabama. The weather's changing dramatically. Yeah. And so I just felt like with some sinuses.


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[Assistant] Got my taste of, all my taste, all this stuff. That's the hard part though. I think it's going to be tough for winter cause everybody's going to get, everybody gets colds and stuff in winter. Yeah, and normal wear and tear. Normal wear and tear.


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[Assistant] And you gotta be like, that's not, it's not COVID. Right. What if someone, they're like, oh, what do you got? Fever? Can't smell anything, taste anything. You're like, no, I think that is COVID. Is it? I think it's just a cold. You can taste that holls? I can taste this holls.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll let you know. Now, if I can taste the halls, feels good. Uh, I feel alright. I don't have no, not energy. My voice is just a little whack. I think it's good. Yeah, it's good. Sounds good. Sounds, uh, you know. Uh,


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[Assistant] What's up everybody? Thanks for watching us. We, uh, we also don't have a front door to our house. Everybody liked the Laura episode. Well, let me tell you what Laura did. We're getting our door, uh, the, it was like a, something's come, we, whatever the house we bought, it was, came with the door. This house we bought came with the door.


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[Assistant] And then the, like, paint was coming off and it's got a lifetime warranty that they will fix it.


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[Assistant] This starts the beginning of the coldest day of the year. Snowing outside right now.


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[Assistant] For them to tell me, we're about to take your front door. That's what they said. I have no idea that this is even happening.


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[Assistant] And I just, Laura's gone and I go, hello. And I open the door just for them to go, we're about to take that door. And I go, well, it's snowing outside and they're going, ah, we put something up. And so we don't have a door all week.


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[Assistant] We're preparing for after the election.


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[Assistant] That's what it looks like. We're the only one in that neighborhood, but just in case they make it this far. Uh, yeah, it's, it was, it's funny to, uh, it's, I mean, it's very funny just to have the door taken.


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[Assistant] I mean last week would have been beautiful. Beautiful week to take of someone's front door. All October.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah. July. Yeah. Yeah, it was like, well, when COVID was happening and they were able to go back to half capacity. So it's not like their schedule's full. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, stand up live. It's not like a normal, like, well we have to pick someone and you're the one that got picked. It's like, what's next week? Nothing.


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[Assistant] Uh, I thought about, I might say that as a joke on stage, which I do want to address because I've always, you know, people always mention you go do, do comics do material on stage that they do, that we talk about here? And it has happened.


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[Assistant] I told the funeral story last week and it was very, and I did it on stage and it was good. Uh, I, I honestly, this will be.


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[Assistant] I won't know for sure until we're done with this new hour.


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[Assistant] But I, you're gonna get stuff, and from what I've talked to other comics, it just happens, like, yeaah. This is how you come up with materials. Remembering stories, telling stories, or being funny, and, uh, so I think it's gonna happen, so.


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[Assistant] You see, you listen to a lot of podcasts, a lot of podcasts do that, right? Right, yeaah. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody.


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[Assistant] I know some people, but no one really in the general. To me, I think you'd be like, you're in on it.


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[Assistant] It's your, you get to be a part of it. I mean, look, our special, if it's called the greatest average American, Nate Land's a part of that. Right. Nate Land was here when that happened, which then made them see it. So that's fun. Yep. All right. Let's hear, let's get into it. Uh, Kid Nurse 1970.


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[Assistant] Wonder if they're a nurse. A child's nurse. Born in 1970.


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[Assistant] He's the smartest guy in the world. He's the smartest kid ever. My daughter's working. She's got, she's, so she's obsessed with horses.


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[Assistant] Waits, like they, she goes and she would give a ride, like, you know, you pay for rides or training and she's truly obsessed with horses. We don't know where it came from.


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[Assistant] No one in our family rides horses, but she's obsessed and, uh, she goes there and goes, I want to stay and help. And they'll be like, well, we can't, you're, you know, you're eight, so we can't really have you helping. But sometimes they can do some stuff like lead a horse here and there learning little things where they're being watched.


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[Assistant] And she goes, well, I'll just wait. And she just waits them out until they go, all right, you know what, Harbor, you can come over here. And then she goes and gets help, which is my sign that she, she loves this. Cause usually if a kid just liked horses, they would just want to ride them and then be done with it. I mean, she wants to.


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[Assistant] Just when I didn't think the show could get any better, this was an awesome episode with an adorable family.


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[Assistant] Each episode just gets better and as an aspiring comic, I love the insight into your life. Thanks for sharing and much success and blessings. Well, thank you Kid Nurse 1970. She's getting out of the nurse game. Or he. Or he. Whoever it is, is getting out of the nurse game and gonna be a comedian. Sure, your parents are proud.


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[Assistant] Michael McIntosh, what happened to hello folks? We voted in everything. I said it this time. Can I just say I didn't realize Nate Aaron and broke back munchkin or clean comics until you addressed it.


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[Assistant] That's a sign of true talent when you don't even notice and also let me be honest, swearing isn't needed to be funny. All three of you are the truth. Respect.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Michael. Uh, I did forget hello folks last week. I just forgot it. Cause we're new. It's new. Right. And I just got, I got into it. Harper gave a sign off. He probably was like, I didn't make it that far.


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[Assistant] I would like to know the secret to Nate's crisp shark. Shark. Golly dude.


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[Assistant] You were doing well. Barfyman362, I was on a good streak from even last week. Barfyman362, I would like to know the secret to Nate's crisp shark cheek sharp. That's a, man, that's a tough one. Crisp sharp cheek.


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[Assistant] Cheek. Shave line. Does he hold a ruler up whilst trimming? Whilst. You don't see whilst thrown out there that much. Is whilst, is that used a lot?


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[Assistant] Definitely, definitely not in YouTube comments.


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[Assistant] Whilst trimming, uh, I get my beard trimmed at, uh, The Moose in Nashville. Eric Miller does my hair, uh, does my, gives my haircut and beard. I tell you what, for all the men, I get a lot of stuff. Get your beard done right. Aaron, go get your beard done.


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[Assistant] You would be, you would like it more than you think. It really looks good.


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[Assistant] You're young, you're a mess right now, no one cares, no one expects you to look good. But one day, one day when you hit your thirties, people are gonna want you to clean up a little bit. You gotta start taking care of it. They're gonna, they're gonna, you can't just barrel in the room with that beard and Notre Dame hat. And then you painted your jacket black.


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[Assistant] Or a haircut. Go do it in a proper place. And it's something that guy, I got my haircut at Supercuts for years. Sports Clips loved it. Loved it. You get your...


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[Assistant] I give you a towel. You watch ESPN. It's the greatest thing. My hair grows quick. I mean, I loved it, but.


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[Assistant] You go get it properly done. You look good. It makes you look good. I think it makes you, he cuts mine to make me look thinner. Where the way it's faded down and stuff like that. I'm doing a little more mustache now. We're just trying stuff.


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[Assistant] This is Ted's bro- he's got a beard! Paul doesn't! This is before- and that's when Paul grew a beard. Uh, now it looks-


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[Assistant] You should do one for the people at home. I got that video. There we go, oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] I, uh, yeaah, go, go, honestly though, if someone wants to do it, Christmas is coming around, a lot of wives listen to this, if you want to give your husband some kind of fun, give him this, give him a day to go do it, and then, you know, and you don't have to, I go do it, you can do it once a month, you know.


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[Assistant] Wildcat grad, 30 seconds of fun. That's a great title for a special slash tour.


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[Assistant] I do like 30 seconds of fun as a title. Uh, I, you know what, uh, it might've been the Tennessee kid. I might've got to put it on there at the end. I can't remember being like my production company. I don't have a production company.


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[Assistant] But if I have one, I thought about it being 30 seconds of fun productions. I thought, and I had it count down the clock, like, you know, 27, 28, 29, 30, and then, and then be 30 seconds of fun. So I have thought about that being as, as, as that. It could be a tour.


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[Assistant] I like a tour name. 30 seconds of fun. Walker Wilhoit. Wilhoit!


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[Assistant] Nate, sorry about the loss of your grandmother. Hear the next story about your family at their funeral reminded me of something after my grandfathers funerals. Alright, you might have to read this. For some reason I'm having trouble. Nate, sorry about the loss of your grandmother. You're in here, right?


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[Assistant] It's not, I just put it in there. It's in there. I'm seeing the word church. TB at one point, Brian.


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[Assistant] Ryan Dance. Boat ramp. Should take some pointers from Harper. Her 922 joke was awesome.


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[Assistant] Also, someone let Lauren know Vandy is worse than Kentucky at football. So her analogy should have been Alabama versus Vandy when comparing income levels, because we all know historically actually is paramount for this podcast. Well, bye folks.


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[Assistant] People are using a lot of words, it's a lot of like, you know, I don't know, these sentences are longer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, some of them they say, it's like the same word, oh, you know, they get me running on a sentence and I don't know where I'm at. That's what happens.


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[Assistant] I'm ready for the sentence to be over. Is this how smart people write? You write long sentences? Write longer than normal? I just know like.


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[Assistant] Manual labor type of writing. We get to the point. Is this college educated writing, Aaron?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause I mean that's, those are the jobs that I had. Uh, so I would use it a bunch and the hard part, you'd leave it on. If you ever went in, we'd go like McDonald's during lunch. And so you'd go in, you'd be waiting in line and the guy in the truck would just start being, would just start yelling stuff through the thing really loud.


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[Assistant] Now, now, now, now that would be the, you gotta be, it's a walkie talkie.


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[Assistant] Nextel was great. It had a, it had a run, man. Nextel was, they were killing it. I liked it. They worked at Decatur, Georgia. I always remember Decatur, Georgia, because that's what they told me, my phone, it'll work to there and then it'll cut out. So we would drive all over.


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[Assistant] Jennifer G. Harper was reading so fast, it felt like she was trying to prove something. Harper's a better reader than me. Harper's smarter than me.


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[Assistant] Someone said she was the smartest at the table. Yeah, she's smart.


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[Assistant] Uh, Christopher Stanley. Wait a minute. I'm at the hour 28 minute mark. Did they just gloss over the fact they met Christ Novoselic? I don't know. I don't mean Christ. Novoselic? Novoselic. Uh, what the heck? I'm looking for Laura.


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[Assistant] What the heck is going on here? Uh, we did just gloss over that fact.


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[Assistant] We met up on the Paul Cruz, Paul Alan Cruz. Did I, I mean, it's, uh, where everybody was there. All these celebrities were there. I performed at it. He was the first one we met.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'll go, if I'm here, I'll go, but I'm not usually here.


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[Assistant] And so she, but she, that's the one that she'll go down and she doesn't, I don't need to be there. It's not like, you know, it's like, uh, she's as close as I am to Jay.


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[Assistant] As an out of work server, that comment about marrying lotions was gold.


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[Assistant] Love the podcast and was excited to finally meet your wife. The idea at the beginning about clean versus dirty comedy is right on. There we go. Uh.


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[Assistant] What was it? Uh, when she puts all the lotions together in one bottle. Oh, marrying the lotion. You're talking about the, no, the idea at the beginning about clean versus dirty. Oh. Comedy is right on.


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[Assistant] Ooh, Jacqueline. Laura. Laura's a big fan of you, Jacqueline. Uh, yeaah. I, uh, she does marry all the lotions. Uh, let me read a couple more and then, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Jeff Wyatt, very impressed by Laura, particularly her thoughts on family finances, which were roughly, if I'm unhappy with how much income we have, I should go make more. Not, not rely on my spouse. She's tempered it with the, if he isn't making so much, he shouldn't be spending more counterpoint.


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[Assistant] Love this self-reliance and it was clear she absorbed her dad's work ethic and expectation that she would be content whether scraping by or doing well financially. That is all true. I mean, is that not a long sentence? Does it seem like big work? I mean, do- Well, it's not one sentence.


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[Assistant] Do people use this gigantic words in just everyday life?


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[Assistant] I think I'm hanging out with different people than y'all are. That's what I'm saying. I think I don't, I don't have friends that would ever.


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[Assistant] Say any of that. They would never use a lot of those words.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, he went to Notre Dame. And so you're smarter than everybody, but that's, that's, that's what I feel. I feel like some words. I just think I'm in a, I don't think I'm not a smart guy.


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[Assistant] I'm not a good sentence. I'm not a, not a big word guy. Uh, but you know, who knows, man, maybe that's how you guys talk. That's what I think y'all do. That's how you talk to.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, my words are a lot, lot different. Uh, alright. Vioria.


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[Assistant] And discover the versatility of Viori clothing. I ordered mine. It's supposed to come today.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so I needed some stuff that was like good and this is, this has got it. Those are the leggings you, I need some leggings. That's what I need. I think you wear them. I know I'll get some, I'll get some leggings for women. I could wear women with leggings. Can men wear those? You know how much stuff, I mean, they probably can wear them.


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[Assistant] You know, you know how much stuff I buy and I go and I have to ask, is this for a man or a woman? I ended up being a lot. There's a lot of stuff. I go, I'll end up liking it. And I'm like, is this, can this is for a guy? And they're like, no, no, this whole store is not for a guy.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, like Lululemon, I can grab some stuff. Uh, it's just got some more color to it, and I like some more color.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, so, uh, this week, what'd you, so we went to, uh, we had Thanksgiving. Everybody, I hope you had a good Thanksgiving. I think Aaron, you ate in your closet alone. Go ahead, Aaron, go ahead.


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[Assistant] Grimace did not have a face shield. Grimace is what I hear, anti-vaxxer. Really? So.


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[Assistant] In the McDonald's community I'm a part of. Grimace is anti-vaxxer. And thanks mask for a joke.


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[Assistant] No, that Ronald says to Grimace, you should, you are the high risk we're talking about here.


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[Assistant] You're the one that can't get it. Grimace is overweight. Grimace is wildly overweight. Anti-


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's pretty crazy though. There's a lot of that though that I see with the mask that's annoying. I was saying with the NFL, are they not testing everybody?


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[Assistant] Like if they, like, you know. What do you mean? Like the NFL refs and the coaches. Yeah. And then they still wear the mask. If a player's on the bench, he has to put a mask on. It's like, you can't, they're playing, dude. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And then when they get tested, they should be like, you're like, once you pass, you get tested and then you pass this area and you're, you guys are good to normal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean he, yeah, I think Ronald McDonald, I mean they, I think they like showing, you know. Safety. I think everybody does it for, look at us, cause it's, you're in a situation, if you're probably on TV, you don't need this mask, but they want, they want to have it.


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[Assistant] He created the character. Yeah. Well, you know, what's funny that on that Mass 2 grimaces.


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[Assistant] How tall he is over on a McDonald's. If he turned and coughed, he would actually, the way his mask is, it would funnel.


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[Assistant] Wearing it upside down around his neck. So the top is open. Grimace.


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[Assistant] Perfectly, perfect height where if he turned and cough, just shoot right down. You can make an argument that Ronald is trying to get it.


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[Assistant] And when they gave him that mask, and then he goes, how can I get it? He goes, wear the mask upside down. And he goes, oh my God, I was just not going to wear a mask. He's like, you know what's even better than not wearing a mask? Wear it upside down.


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[Assistant] Uh, we had a, uh, uh, we had a bid week, a big week. This week, this week we are going to talk, we're going to talk about clutch performances. So it's going to be sports and if you're sitting there going, uh, sports, I don't care. You got to look as you bared with us the last sports episode, we are going to make it interesting to you.


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[Assistant] A person that doesn't care about sports. A lot of people love sports, a lot of people don't like sports.


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[Assistant] And we're going to make it where anybody's going to be able to sit and listen to this. Uh, Vanderbilt had a big, had a big weekend. We had the first woman play in a football game in the power five conference. Women have been a part of teams in smaller conferences, but never in an SEC.


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[Assistant] She only got it, she did one kickoff on the second half. So the only time she, the only time her or just any kicker would have been on the field. Uh.


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[Assistant] We, we, we, we say that it has to be because of that. The whole world watched this.


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[Assistant] I don't think I, I didn't want it in the, in the light that we had it in 41.


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[Assistant] Honestly, if we were like, had a winning record, and we had to get her.


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[Assistant] We were, we're 0-8. We're gonna lose. We're playing Georgia next. We're gonna lose Georgia. Uh, it's bad.


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[Assistant] I mean, this girl was the only winner on the team by, I mean on the field by the way. She just won an SEC tournament. Uh, our women's soccer team is amazing. So it's not like she's super athletic, but it was, uh, yeah. I mean, to go talk to these guys. I mean, these guys are on Owen. It was Owen seven and about to be Owen eight.


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[Assistant] They only got across to 50 once, I think. I think so. I think once, and I think it was like to the 40. And then we went right back to the 50. It was so funny.


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[Assistant] Her only chance would have been for us to try a field goal on third down or second down and it would have been an NFL record. Like that's all that could have happened.


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[Assistant] I think they wanted to get her, she would have kicked an extra point. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And, uh, they couldn't do it. And I mean, honestly, it calls Mason the job. I mean, Mason will definitely not probably let women ever play again in anything. He'll be the one that just says no. And they're like, but she's really good. And he's like, I've done this before. It doesn't end well for me. It's like.


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[Assistant] She goes on to have a great career and I always end up getting fired.


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[Assistant] Uh, so we're on a coaching search now, which is if you're a sports fan. When we take your defensive coordinator, it's not going to be so funny to you. I'm hoping, uh, Clark Lee, Notre Dame defensive coordinator, played at Vanderbilt, NBA, from here, hometown, close to Corbin. It would be my, that's who I'm rooting for.


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[Assistant] Uh, there's a few I like, but a coaching search is, I mean, I know people that are college sports, like get how fun they are. They're so fun. You start tracking private jets, you put in tail numbers being like, why is he flying there? Why is he going there? And like, it's, it's the funnest.


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[Assistant] It's like NBA free agency when you, I love NBA free agency because you just don't know what's going on and everybody's like, and you're just talking about all the possibilities that could happen.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, they start getting down. I know. If no one's into sports, you can make fun of, make fun of someone for that. Cause it is very funny. I do it too, where you're going, you know, his cousin.


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[Assistant] He had a cousin that had a long layover at Nashville airport once and I heard.


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[Assistant] Her cousin was on the phone with him and said, you know, this looks like a nice town. So, something.


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[Assistant] He played for Tennessee, he's got a lot of Tennessee stuff. And then, yeah, I thought for sure he was coming. I also thought Brady was coming. When Brady, Tom Brady was with the Titans, talking about him going to the Titans, I knew he was, I heard he was at a golf course near here practicing with his son. And so I heard that and I'm like, oh no.


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[Assistant] You always hear they visit schools. So that's always a big thing, you know, they went and visited schools.


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[Assistant] You never know if it's true. LeBron visited schools in LA when he was going to LA and I was watching that and that ended up being very true. His kids went there.


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[Assistant] You're not, not recognizing him. You're figuring it out. But if he's up front in an Uber, you know, you could just not be paying attention and then...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they probably got him an SUV. Yeah, I think he had to try to do a Jamaican accent.


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[Assistant] One foot tall, random Jamaican guy. Yeah. That's Ewing's Jamaican, which is always, always blows me away when I hear him talk and no idea until he was a coach.


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[Assistant] It's his go-to. I bring it up, uh, yeaah. You know, Badger Union is Jamaican. And then people are like, what? That's like the I-I-Iris or the actor, uh. Idris Elba? Idris. Yeah, he's like, uh, from England. England, yeaah. And his, yeaah. And he's so good. You see him in these movies. I just watched Molly's game.


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[Assistant] We could talk about being a clutch performance in poker. Supercut. Molly was...


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[Assistant] If, if you haven't, if you've seen, I remember I read the book. You know, I think I read the book.


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[Assistant] Almost positive I did. Last night I was like, did I read this book? And I just don't remember, I don't remember anything.


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[Assistant] No, I read the whole thing. American Sniper, I read it, loved it. There was one, a long time ago, I used to always read, uh, you know, any books about the military. And, uh, another one I read, about Fallujah, is Fallujah the, that's in Iraq, the one town that's like crazy? Yeah.


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[Assistant] And there was another town that they mentioned that was crazy.


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[Assistant] The amount of fighting that would go on in this town was unreal. It just was a constant fight and it's all just this tiny town. And they killed the guy that was like Mr. Iraq. Like he was like the built guy. You know, like what are those guys called? The World? Mr. World?


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[Assistant] I think he was Mr. Iraq. That's probably right. And he was, and he worked out.


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[Assistant] And then he was, he was killed. Uh, but yeaah, I do remember, I mean I remember her book and then, but yeaah, I just don't remember.


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[Assistant] I mean I've seen Molly's game and I watched it last night as if I didn't know what happened.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Wow, a lot of West Wing stuff in that movie.


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[Assistant] That's why I went there. It's more than complaining, I felt it was too... Too west-wingy? ...west-wingy heavy.


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[Assistant] Abraham a Dewey. That's something. At least we'd be like, is that all right? He's like, uh, yeah. I think he would turn around. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Wikipedia asking for more money. They always ask for money. I've given them money.


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[Assistant] They go guys, they always break it down. You know, it'd be like if I just said, you know what? If everybody in the world gave me a dollar, I'd be a billionaire. That's the same.


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[Assistant] If I, you know what, if just my whole neighborhood gave me $10, I would.


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[Assistant] They should do it, if you want to do it though, it needs to be $3. Just automatically be like, there's a $5 charge. $15 is a lot. Cause you're usually giving like $100 or you're giving something a little bit more. And then, so when you throw $15 on top of that.


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[Assistant] I think, I think that's, I'm going above it. I said I'm willing to do 100. It doesn't matter how that 100 gets broken up. That's not on me. I'll give 85 to the kids.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're helping two causes. But they should just take, you know, just be, I think if most people would just do that, be like, we're just taking five dollars. If they came out, just set it.


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[Assistant] We're going to take an extra five dollars because we have to run this, this for this awesome thing to work. Someone's got to pay for it. So everybody just always shipping an extra five bucks. And I think everybody would be like, okay.


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[Assistant] How would they figure it out at Viori.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Wikipedia, I've done it, but they ask more than they act like it. They always say the same thing, it's awkward, but this is Monday. No, it's Cyber Monday. Oh, it's Cyber Monday.


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[Assistant] This is the seventh appeal we've shown you, just you specifically.


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[Assistant] It's awkward, but this Monday we need you to help. We don't have sales people. Well, maybe you should get some sales people.


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[Assistant] But fewer than 2% give. I've given.


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[Assistant] Uh, I get, you know, you do, I do give, but then you think you give and you're like, alright, they'll back off me. And then they, they make it worse. If you've seen Holly right now, Holly's got a cone on her neck. Holly got bit.


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[Assistant] Uh, we, Holly stayed at a, a place and is, I don't, I don't think it's not the place's fault these dogs play. Holly's, Holly's pretty energetic and rough. She's always, we, one place we, she stayed at.


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[Assistant] We go, Holly's not a mean dog. She's not bad. She doesn't do anything, but she's got a lot of energy and plays a little rough. And they go, your dog was definitely the most spirited. It's a nice way to put your dogs out of her mouth.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we got her home. Laura's given her bath last night and I mean, she's just got a hole in her chest and got bit and she's, but she's, she's got the cone on. Did you take her to a vet? Uh, I, I, I could, I could see that it was a hole. I mean, so you already had the cone.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, we did take her to the vet. I was trying to make a joke about that. But Laura took her to the vet this morning. And, uh, the vet's like, yeah, it's a hole in her chest. So, uh, I gave her some, I think some medicine, but yeah, it's a dog. She got bit.


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[Assistant] No, it was sticking, the mask on theirs was going out. I mean, they just had it on, they had it tight and they, and they go, and they explain, you know, masker, I mean, they, they're, it was pretty good, you know, cause they always do like a little show almost. Right. And it was pretty good that they, they did it where.


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[Assistant] Uh, they did it where you were like, oh, these dudes are, this is for humans. And you're not even thinking it's for anything else.


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[Assistant] And then they do a sign down and like, that's a dog. Then everybody was like, Oh, I love that. And the, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, she has double sp- talking in English. And so, we don't know what she says. So we don't know if she has COVID, she might.


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[Assistant] Uh, I definitely don't, but she probably does. Uh, I think some dogs got COVID.


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[Assistant] Uh, he did, he did a deal and he was basically like, I'll give you the money and I want 45% of the company versus, and they're like, would you do 40? He goes, I'm only doing 45. So y'all at least own the company. He's like, I would normally be like 50. Like I'm definitely not going to 40 because it was, it was, it's so small of a market, but there's a market.


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[Assistant] It's like, you know, cause he, you know what he thought, which I thought was good, he thought about New York. He goes, cause when he goes, if you live in New York in the city, you gotta go walk your dog around the streets of New York.


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[Assistant] Well, they're putting their nose and mouth into just, I mean, you know, a dead rat. Like, I mean, just like the streets of New York and they just come right back in your house and like lick your baby. So there, you know, I was like, all right.


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[Assistant] He made her bet, better pace for it than they did. And so he, it's like, all right. He goes, that's, he didn't say the dead rat and baby. I made it a little more colorful. You know, that's what I would have said.


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[Assistant] But, so yeaah, so they got, they got, uh, Shark Tank's great. We watch it, Harper watches it. It's a good show, like, a kid can see, you know, ask her if she wants to invent something, she doesn't. Uh, so anyway, so we're talking about the soccer, we're good, clutch performances. Yeah. If you guys, like,


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[Assistant] And a clutch performance for someone, you know, it is a last second shot that you make and that you confidently make. I think it's not always luck.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm sure you wouldn't, if someone got really lucky, my, my buddy Jeremy Morrow, or P, PP, as we call him.


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[Assistant] Still call him Pete. He's got three kids. Married. Still like, Pete, what's up? About 41. He might be 42. He was always older than everybody.


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[Assistant] And, but he shot once when we played, uh, basketball.


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[Assistant] Just like let us play a full game. He would keep score. And I mean, my buddy Adam Son, who actually played for Belmont.


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[Assistant] And then played overseas. He would always complain. Dude, these were epic games.


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[Assistant] We would call timeouts. It's supposed to be a running clock. I mean, it's, it's a class.


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[Assistant] The bell rings, you gotta go to class, and we're like, time out, time out, and we're calling timeouts, they're giving us timeouts.


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[Assistant] We would always be late to whatever the next class was. This is like our senior year. And then we, one time we passed it to Jeremy.