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[Assistant] Really? See, that's like, that's all I've done. That's the one thing I'll give my school. It's like, they hammer that into your head. Which is like, to me, that's the thing that makes the most sense, being that like, you can measure it on brain scans, you can measure the changes in the brain, you can, uh, the whole idea of like,


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[Assistant] When you grow up in an environment where, you know, you're either being abused or, or like other people are being abused, like you're literally, your amygdala grows and like when your amygdala and all those fear, stress responses are fired up, you can't use your prefrontal cortex. You typically can't use your prefrontal cortex while your amygdala's firing. So if your amygdala's always kind of like on,


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. So that's the thing that makes the most sense to me. And that's the thing, honestly, that is the best scientific...


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[Assistant] Backing for Freudian concepts of like early childhood because he, you know, back then like you just would compare things to what you knew about and like myths were like their TV shows back then. So it was like, of course he's gonna be, you know, he's gonna be, or I guess if you were like, you know, super wealthy and super educated, myths were your TV show.


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[Assistant] But it's still like that was their comparison, so there's a lot of like weird shit that comes along with that, but the trauma theory to me is like almost scientific proof.


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[Assistant] Uh, not even just proof us in like flat out, but like kinda lends itself to agree with a lot of those Freudian early childhood like psychoanalytic concepts.


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[Assistant] Mmhm. No, absolutely, absolutely, that's...


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[Assistant] Yeah, now, like I said, I didn't wanna, like, I kinda can have, like, extreme language, and I didn't wanna, like, say, like, oh, you know, you don't need any, I think training's good, it's just like, you know, when you medicalize life problems, like you just mentioned, like, you have daddy issues, but that can only be interpreted through, like, a medical...


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[Assistant] Like, uh, like, you know, like the medical gaze, or I forget who said that, like, I forget which, there were some theorists who talked about that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so, it's like, if you can, if you have daddy issues, it's not really a medical problem, but can, it can, seems like it can only be dealt with if it's tagged with the appropriate, like,


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[Assistant] Disorder quote unquote and then insurance will kick in when in reality this person might just need like someone to model positive relationships to them and do all this other stuff that just takes a long time that is like outside of like when I say training I mean like this is what bothers me I've seen sometimes in my schooling where people are just excited to like pin the tail on the donkey and be like


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[Assistant] Boom, ODD. Boom, this and that. And it's like, yeaah, that's cool and all. You read through the book and like, match symptoms up, even though like, most of the symptoms are the fucking same for like, half of them.


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[Assistant] But it, you know, it's just like, I'm more into, what I want to get into is more like holistic therapy. Like I said, like plant medicine, exercise, sleep, diet, like all those other things. So when I deal with people and they're like, Oh, I've only slept like three hours a night for the last week. It's like, well, you're.


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[Assistant] You're seriously upset, I can see why you're upset, but like, if you were to sleep eight hours, there's at least, I'm, I'm, uh, you know, I'm inclined to believe that a good amount of your stress would kinda go away, or at least be mitigated. So it's like, I don't understand, I mean, I understand why, cause like, you're just saying it's all...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean like a lot of the parents I've dealt with have been like responsive, so like I'll talk to them a little bit, but my...


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[Assistant] My, like, uh, you know, my interaction with the parents is, like, really limited. Usually, if I feel like it's, like, my, like, the work I'm doing is totally blocked at home, I'll call the parents to come in. But yeah, dude, there's a ton of literature about, like, overdiagnosis of ADHD, overdiagnosis of, uh, whatever, like ODD and these other things are typically misinterpreted trauma responses.


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[Assistant] So like, if a kid's constantly hyper-vigilant looking around the room not paying attention in school, it might not be ADHD as much as it is the fact that he's constantly aroused and looking for danger because his parents are beating the fuck out of him or passing out drunk or, you know, his mom's a prostitute and there's always weird people inside, so like,


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[Assistant] Sometimes things that are perceived as ADHD and the kid just gets thrown on pills is the fact that he's living in a situation that's like completely fucked up.


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[Assistant] So yea, dude, they get tranquilizers. Exactly, and then like you were saying, it's like, it's not even like, yea, it could be from the parents, but it's also like the doctor looks at them and goes, oh yea, they look in a book, they look in the DSM and go,


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[Assistant] Oh, well this is ADHD, clearly, without asking like, well what the fuck are you doing? What's going on in your house? It's, they just match symptoms and they go, medicine. Cause I work with kids in the inner city and like, they're the most, they're some of the most medicated kids like, in, in, in America at all. Or, in America, like they just get pills thrown at them non-stop.


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[Assistant] Well it's also like, you can use, and I use like with the little, especially like the boys, actually at the middle school I only work with boys, but it's like, I'll do a thing where they have like a tiny, like a little arcade basketball hoop.


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[Assistant] And I'll teach them mindfulness like techniques, but while shooting basketball. So I'm like, all right, take a deep breath. And I'm like, detach yourself from whether or not it goes in or out and just let the ball leave your hand. And it's like, this is easy to do and you could have entire sports teams based around kind of mindfulness practices instead of like.


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[Assistant] So yea, it would be, I mean, what you're talking about would be cool to have like, you know, people that I guarantee would be like, oh my god, shut the fuck up, but like, adding therapeutic elements to sports and, you know, making it...


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[Assistant] I don't know, like re- you know, reconceptualizing something. I- I- I just think that, like, especially for little kids, it's like, well, what are they inherently interested in that you could kind of, like, mold the- in the way that it's not forcing them to do stuff. And honestly too, a lot of the-


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[Assistant] I would say people who might be, not like agoraphobic, but might just kind of be in this little box and cube and kind of unsure of how to proceed in the world. You know, which a lot of that goes back to your like, what were your parents like? What did they teach you? What did they teach you the world was like through their behavior? Cause as a six year old kid, if your parents say they don't like you,


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[Assistant] That's the world saying the world does not like you. Then you, you know, you carry that on throughout your life.


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[Assistant] Not redefine themselves, but like filter themselves through these different online communities and kind of like, you know, challenge and poke themselves or even just find sol- like you're, you know, you're reading all this stuff and there's, seems to be there's a large faction of the world who are viewing the world in a way that you don't particularly like and then you can kind of retreat back to like a...


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[Assistant] Like a little comforting, I know they'll be like, shut up, it's not a comfort zone, fuck you dude, you're fucking gay, but it's like, it's a comfort zone on some respect. You come back and you're like,


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[Assistant] Sure, no absolutely man, I mean I'm sure you've met people who can't take like a joke at all and it's like, they don't fare well in social situations.


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[Assistant] No, I was an altar boy, but I- I- No, you were an altar boy. Yeah, I was an- I grew up on- I was in the choir for like- I quit because I didn't want to do a solo, even though I highly regret- that's like the most regrettable-


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[Assistant] Fuck man, I still sweat. I'm like, what a bitch I was in 7th grade. But yeah, I had the opposite experience. I was like, if I masturbate, I'm going to hell. I had like a, I had like a taste of like the Old Testament God for the first like 7 years of my life. And then it was just kinda like, yeah.


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[Assistant] So you were the opposite. You grew up with like serious atheists. What is that like? Cause that's foreign to me.


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[Assistant] But no, I think like, I don't know, I think people would, you know, people started walking around, Christmas caroling and all that stuff, I think most people would be kind of like, oh that's nice.


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[Assistant] She got us all to introduce ourselves. We had to sing our names and keep patting the rhythm on the desk while we did it. It instantly centers an entire group. It's like the most, it's like my attention drifts very like hard.


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[Assistant] And I was like zeroed in after we did that little like quick little singing and like


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[Assistant] Dude, it's crazy. It's, it's crazy how simple that is and how well, that like zapped me in, cause I don't think I have ADHD, but I could, I'd be willing to bet that if the doctor assessed me, I have, you know, forms of ADD or whatever. I, I definitely would have come up positive for that. But it's like, dude, I did that with that lady and I was zeroed in being like, wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for me at least, there's a lot of, everyone bitched out, no one would sing along with the song, which kinda bothered me, cause it's like, seriously, you guys, the whole, everyone just bemoans, like, western civilization's so rigid, and it's like, alright, here we go, we're all gonna sing together, you don't wanna do this now, it's like, god damn it, that kinda bothered me, but the, uh, but yeah, there is something like,


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[Assistant] It profound, the simplicity of sitting in a group of people and it, you know, as, you know, as it's been kind of like...


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[Assistant] It's like a simple thing people can do together that we're for some reason kind of like super hesitant about.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's really, that is cool. That's the thing about online that's like you really can't like speak badly of is that hive mind aspect where it's like I can put out a question and like maybe 2500 people within the span of a half an hour will formulate a piece of the response that I need. It's like you can't, you can't touch that in terms of like getting that elsewhere.


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[Assistant] Little boys for some reason report like wanting to be like tall and strong and rich and like we don't know where that's come from and it's like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's like really, like you don't know where that's come from, it's like re- okay, it's like in every dating profile, it's like must not, must be this tall, and like if you guys are like, oh he's rich, it's like, that's the one, whatever, that's a whole different, I'm not even gonna get sidetracked on that, but the, uh,


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[Assistant] But with the whole like, you know, people finding, you know, seeking their level and everything, I'm like obsessed with this idea of building like a...


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[Assistant] A form, some form of church, community center, whatever you want to call it, that has like,


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[Assistant] Some form of programmer would be like, you know, you'd have, uh, like,


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[Assistant] So it would be like, somewhere people could exercise, somewhere people could do like, kind of like therapy, community therapy, group therapy.


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[Assistant] Um, like physical exercise, like just a gigantic community center that would be accessible and used by a bunch of people in a way that like I think people could benefit from since like you were like, the churches are just like, you sit there, you're bored for an hour and a half, you throw them five bucks and you're like, sweet, I'm not going to hell. It's like, I just don't think, you know, that's kind of falling apart.


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[Assistant] So what do you, what do you, this is my, this is what I'm thinking of, thinking of, cause yeaah, again, if I opened a big thing in the middle of, you know, Philadelphia and was like, community center, it would just like, it would turn into so many different things, but I'm thinking of creating physical extensions of online communities.


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[Assistant] That's currently, like, when I get out of school, I want to rent, like, warehouse space and just fill it with, like, wrestling mats, physical, you know, uh, fitness equipment, and then, like, just, like, areas people can get together and talk and, you know, just do other stuff. I'm, I'm, like, I can't shake this idea. Which sounds like a cult.


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[Assistant] As long as I don't fuck everyone or convince us all to kill ourselves, we're fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but like even to think about that, to like, open up like chapters of like, to extend podcasts, cause there is a weird, like people are recognizing like, yeah podcasting is weird, and there is like a communal aspect no one really wants to confront, even though like it does seem to be the case, so like, I'm thinking like why not just, you know.


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[Assistant] Fuckin' rip the ripcord and just, like, I just wanna build a warehouse, advertise the podcast, like, this is what this center, this is the center I envision to like...


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[Assistant] So it's like, you know, and you don't wanna, that's what you're putting out, that's what you're attracting. So it's like, you know, I like, I like people joking around, having fun about anything, but as soon as you're like marching and


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[Assistant] It's also like something that I feel like, especially in the states, it was like the culture wars were kind of a fucking jolt that like...


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[Assistant] Kind of unsettled almost everybody, you know, not everybody, but unsettled a lot of people. So now it's going to be like people finding their way back to center and being like, alright, like I can chill. I don't have to read all this weird filter news. I can chill back. I can chill out again and like kind of reintegrate myself. Not like I, dude, I was reading that article on, uh,


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[Assistant] Like, about boys. And I was like, oh, this is written by a girl. And I instantly caught myself being like, who is she to tell boys how to be men? And I had to like, stop and be like, dude, shut the fuck up and read it. And I read it and it was like, oh, there's a bunch of shit I didn't know that was actually cool to learn.


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[Assistant] So it's like, that's a whole other random point. But yea, I do agree with like, I feel like building, uh, you know,


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[Assistant] Materializing these communities, I think, would be a very viable option for mental health and one in which people could really take their own mental health in their own hands and like, you know, build meaningful communities around things that will enrich their life experiences and, you know, blah blah blah.


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[Assistant] So it's like, I think that is a big missing component in terms of people's mental health piece. It's like working out.


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[Assistant] You can't expect to have a nice body if you don't work out, and like mentally, if you're not doing anything that kind of activates those circuits of feeling okay, like the calm, peace cycle, whatever you want to call it, the antithesis of the fear cycle, it's like, then it's not going to happen for you. Nothing's, you're not going to feel good. Does that make sense?


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[Assistant] I would say people of our generation and younger suffer from, and this is when we were talking about the ethos of certain podcasts, like I, like I like the dudes who do come town, but I feel like we're a certain, they, and it's not just them, they've, I think the reason they're so successful is because they've tapped into this like need for people who are our age and younger to like,


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[Assistant] Uh, interpret all of life events through like an ironic kind of like filter, if that makes sense? So like, the idea of going to an Elk Lodge is already so kind of blah, and like, oh my god, what are you, a fucking boomer? So like, which is, you know, that's cool to like distance yourself from a lot of weird boomer tendencies, but it's like, you can't throw the baby out with a bathwater.


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[Assistant] About how like, we almost unconsciously build hierarchies around everything we're interested in. And that was my idea with like social work school, how it's like, yea, like I, I get that, you know, they're, they're always pointing out all the flaws in everything, but I'm like, well what are you guys doing? What are you guys building hierarchies around? And how are you guys, how are you guys,


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[Assistant] You gotta be a little bit above this stuff, man. And it's like, if you're not, then like...


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[Assistant] I don't know, that's just, that's just, that's irresponsible for someone who's again, like 62 years old, 64 years old coming in.


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[Assistant] I mean, if you were to measure his clinical impact with like questionnaires of everyone who's ever listened to him or listened to his material, yea, it would be enormous in terms of like, you know, like wellness scores, all that stuff. But yea, dude, you wanna talk about an online community who literally personifies the leader of the community?


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[Assistant] Go to the Peterson subreddit, they all talk like him. They all are like, well this is reprehensible, and it's like...


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[Assistant] They've adopted his speech patterns in typing, which is, you know, but again, like what was there before? Was that a void? Like you're like, what, did they have any thoughts? That's the thing that frightens me the most of thinking of people who, and again, that could be just saying this, but I feel like there's a lot of people who at their core don't have any of their true own authentic or have very few of their own authentic


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[Assistant] When you start getting into like how much people just parrot what's around them without thinking about it, it's fucking terrifying.


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[Assistant] Not just that, like you're able to say like, like again, the ability to, because dude, my opinion on things change literally day to day, so it's like...


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[Assistant] It's not that, you know, you're malleable that I'm talking about. It's more of like, I've met people who I just don't think even try to stake their own claim in anything at all and just kinda sit and watch. Which again, like you said, I don't think this is a bad thing. It's just kind of, for me, it's just a little strange.


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[Assistant] Yea, I don't mean like malleable. You know, being malleable and being like, well yea, I thought that, that's wrong. But being like, I don't know, maybe I'm not explaining it right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think so. I think it definitely also scratches those tribal itches in a way that's like, you can't, like you were saying, like, you can't really come at it. You can just like fucking love the Vikings with all your heart and soul. And everyone's just like, hey, that's I guess a safe place to pour all of that, you know, like ancient tribalism into. But I also think from a productivity standpoint,


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[Assistant] I mean it kind of is like a absorption for those kind of like, you know, uh,


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[Assistant] What the fucks of Viking, like an Eagles fan, like fucking Dallas fan, it is like a good place to pour those feelings into. But I also have a problem with spending all day Saturday and all day Sunday watching.


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[Assistant] A bunch of sports teams. I just, from a productivity standpoint, that idea of spending my weekends doing that terrifies me.


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[Assistant] But, you know, if it's, again, if that's what people like to unwind with. Yeah, I don't know, but again, if that's something people are into and they like, I'm with my buddies, this is fun, I'm like, I wake up from a day of watching football being like, that was awesome, then like, yeah, you should do that. I'd be racked with fucking guilt and being like,


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[Assistant] What the fuck do I do? You know, so I've learned to let go of that and be like, hey man, if that fucking, if you feel good after doing that, do you? I don't.


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[Assistant] So it's like without that, a lot of people probably wouldn't have known who he was. I mean, maybe eventually he would, but I doubt it. If he, he like, you know, literally there was like a, like an arc between two wires and he grabbed onto it. Like that was literally what like, you know, gave, like Frankenstein him his digital presence to life. So it's like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I kinda regret that cause I think like his materials are so good when you watch his videos, Maps of Meaning course, all that stuff. It's so good, but then it just gets...


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[Assistant] But when we, when the shit hit the fan with us, we didn't really like kind of rattle our, you know, we didn't like rattle our sabers really. We kind of chilled for a while. There was like a lot of other factors too, but it was just really like,


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[Assistant] A lot of the main thing was, was like, alright, and again, a lot of the stuff that happened was,


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[Assistant] Really, really taken out of context and presented as if, like, you know, uh, like Shane was saying things, like, from his fucking soul and heart. In reality, we were, like, making fun of the invention of Chinatown, being like, damn, people, like, there must have been dudes in the 40s being like, what the fuck, when they're building all these crazy buildings. And then, like, that's when, like,


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[Assistant] We kinda chose not to like, enter the fray, and honestly, I wanted to. I, I really, there was a part of me being like, ooh, I could go full fucking like, you know, like, freedom speech, and I could, we could really, we could have, but no, we shut down the, uh, we shut the Patreon down during that time, and then we did get like a nice little surge after that.


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[Assistant] But it just kinda died off, cause you know, I guess there wasn't that uh, I mean, there was also the possibility our podcast just sucks, cause it kinda fell off a little bit. But it did fall off, and I think part of that is because we didn't go like, full bore into the fray of like,


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[Assistant] That was brutal, and you know, he would go on, he'd sit down on Fox News, and he could have talked about so much more stuff, but it was just, and again, he was promoting a book, and he even came out and said, he goes, every time I get protested, or I get thrown in the negative light in the news, I make more money. My Patreon.


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[Assistant] Just like, a lot goes, it just exorbitantly increases every time this happens, and he said consciously, he's like, I consciously, you know, am aware of this, and you know, he's like, it's something I'm aware of, and it's something I personally benefit from.


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[Assistant] So he, and he always said, he's like, I'm an unabashed capitalist at heart, I'm a classic British liberal, whatever he would say. But it's like, it sucks, his materials were so good, I think he, like, they wrote a couple of those hit pieces on him, apparently he was always pretty eccentric.


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[Assistant] You know, kind of a wild dude, but that's why he was pretty good at, you know, his class at Harvard apparently was like super sought out, cause it really was, like you were saying, it was filling this weird void where like, if you go to a college campus,


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[Assistant] Seven-eighths of the professors are, you know, pretty far on the liberal side. Any of this guy who's kind of like right center, who's kind of like, you know, talking about all these other concepts that, you know, like twenty-four, they're hit, or you know, twenty-two in your college is like,


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[Assistant] Ah yeaah, this is a kind of a nice message, cause you know, there is something to be said for like the quote unquote conservative message, there's...


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[Assistant] That's my problem with it. You know, exactly. Exactly. They would say, oh what, you have a problem with it? It's like, no I don't. This just seems like bullshit because it's like, as if like again, like the, the pacwa or like, wait, what? They acknowledged that that's our land before they did fucking psychology class? Okay, that's cool.


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[Assistant] No, they're like, alright mother, if you really feel, if you're acknowledging genocide, enough to be like, hey guys, like just before we start class, I'd like to acknowledge this land once belonged to, it's like, then give it the fuck back.


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[Assistant] That's what I hate about it, it's such an empty kind of like, and you know, just to acknowledge that this land was formerly, it's like alright, well then, fucking let them come here and like, I'd rather probably learn from a Native American tribe right now. If someone was like, hey, we're giving all the land back to the Native Americans, I say this and people can say bullshit, I'd be like, sweet.


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[Assistant] What is the, what is the, ask them, like, what do you guys, what do you guys want? What do you want to have? I don't know, I have no idea, but I'm pretty sure on the top of their list isn't like, I just want liberal arts colleges to acknowledge that's where the land came from, and then you know, even steven. It's like, get the fuck out of here.


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[Assistant] Perfect. We'll do that and uh, like I said, we'll pick back up later and we'll uh, I'll let you know if I end up starting a cult.


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[Assistant] Wow. Welcome to Harder Core History. Now this is, uh, a lot of you guys have asked for this and I gotta be honest. Be careful what you wish for. Imagine.


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[Assistant] This is a history podcast. Now, uh, today's episode, the first and probably last episode we ever do. But I did say that about this cast.


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[Assistant] We're gonna take a look at the life of Thomas Francis Marr. Last name spelled M-E-A-G-H-E-R.


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[Assistant] That was a big, uh, that was a big problem for me while reading everything about him, and then finally hearing someone pronounce his name, and I was like, oh fuck. What were you calling him? Meager? Meager. Meager.


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[Assistant] So it's like Gaelic, Gaelic stuff? Yea, M-E-A-G-H-E-R. Marr.


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[Assistant] They certainly were not. Uh, Thomas Francis Maher, uh, he's the fucking man. This is gonna be exciting. Uh, basically all this information's coming from fucking like Wikipedia and YouTube. He's got a great


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[Assistant] You'll hear the exact episode. Part one, Eastern Hemisphere. Now, most of this was about Western Hemisphere. Uh, this is all coming from Timothy Egan's book, The Immortal Irishman. Uh, it's a good book. Peep it after this, because if you start reading right now, you'll beat me.


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[Assistant] Uh, I've read the first 30 pages of this book twice now, so.


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[Assistant] I've quit twice. Uh, Tim writes for the failing New York Times. Uh, a lot of this is going to be very inaccurate, so don't be, uh, dickheads about it. Uhm, you get, you know, you guys just enjoy it.


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[Assistant] The story's insane. Yeah, don't fact check any of this. Or repeat it to anybody. If you repeat any of this to anybody, they're gonna be like,


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Well most of them are from history. True. So up until like last year, they're racist. True.


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[Assistant] Thomas Francis Marr. He was born in 1823. Alright? Now what I like to do, when I'm looking at history, it helps me a lot, uh, depend, like,


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[Assistant] There's certain subjects I can't study well because I heard, like, learn about because I don't understand the context of what's going on. Like 1820s, it's a weird time, like after the American Revolution to the Civil War, I have no idea what the fuck happened. Right, I don't think much did. You know? Right?


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[Assistant] In America, yeaah, kind of, but the rest of the world, the rest of the world was like the French Revolution, the Napoleonic Wars, like crazy shit, Russian Revolution, like all this stuff. Uh, what's up?


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[Assistant] They, you're thinking of the Barbary states fucking us up. Like North Africa. When was that? That would have been around then. Like Jefferson, I think, was the president. Yeah. During that.


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[Assistant] What was? No, that was after we beat England and then became a country. So it would have been after.


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[Assistant] So 1823, like, it's always important, I think, when you're looking at history, to try to figure out, like, what the fuck's going on in the world, when you're looking at something. So 1823, when this guy was born, it's like right at the end of the Industrial Revolution. So like, at this point, most, you know, countries, especially like the United States and England, are like factories, like shitty factories, with like child, like,


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[Assistant] Horrible child laws, shit like that, like real.


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[Assistant] Like unions and all that shit came out of the industrial revolution, like, cause people didn't know how to fucking, they thought it was gonna be like working on a farm. Like that's how they handled workers forever. Like kids can do it, fucking anybody, you're outside, you know what I mean? And then all of a sudden you've got fucking machines and shit and you're just like, just throwing people at it.


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[Assistant] The more hours we put on this machine, the more money we can make. So at 1823, just to give you some context, England controls most of the world. This is basically like the height of the British Empire. So this is after the Napoleonic Wars. They just ended like a decade ago.


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[Assistant] So, France was the continental European power for years, centuries, now they've kind of fucked up. I mean, they're still very powerful, but there's like-


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[Assistant] At this time there's still weird countries. It's like fucking Prussia, Germany's not a country yet, Italy's not a country yet. You've got Prussia, the Austrian Empire, Ottoman Empire. Wild shit. What?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Germany started after us. Germany and Italy. Pretty weird, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're all, yeah. Uhm, it's funny I wrote these notes.


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[Assistant] Rome, the Papal States, stuff like that. Italy was a bunch of states.


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[Assistant] Same with Germany, but they were all kind of, and then they united.


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[Assistant] Uhm, basically, that's funny, the Ottoman Empire, uh, they're going hard. Ottoman Empire's strong. They're strong up until like World War I. So uhm, they're just buttfucking the Greeks. Bunch of...stavs. Ottomans are just killing stavs.


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[Assistant] The Ottoman Empire was like a caliphate. Kinda what ISIS was going for this. That's what ISIS wants, another caliphate.


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[Assistant] Uh, France in 1823 is invading Spain. So Spain during, right after the Napoleonic Wars got rid of their monarch. They had like a republic. The Spanish Republic going for a minute. France comes back in and invades Spain. Uh, so during this time while Spain


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[Assistant] France goes back into invade Spain to restore the monarch. I think his name was like Ferdinand or something. And...


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[Assistant] This gives, uh, the time for like,


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[Assistant] All of Central America to declare independence, South America, this is why. Because Spain was busy getting buttfucked.


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[Assistant] Uh, this is the same time Simon Bolivar, uh, he's named president of Peru. So this is like 1821, Mexico's independent, Brazil declares its independence from Portugal, this shit's going on. Uh, this is the same year, 1823, Joseph Smith.


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[Assistant] He's up in Manchester, New York finding golden tablets that an angel showed him.


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[Assistant] And that angel was like, you better not fucking show anybody these golden tablets.


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[Assistant] But only you can read God's word if you put the tablets in your magic hat.


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[Assistant] 1823 is rumored to be when rugby was invented.


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[Assistant] Seriously, that's how rugby, like a guy kept during soccer games picking it up and running and people would have to tackle him. And they're like, this is pretty fun.


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[Assistant] Now the United States at this time, there's not too much going on, but...


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[Assistant] This 1823 was when the Monroe Doctrine got signed. If you don't know what that is, that's because all these countries declared their independence. The Monroe Doctrine was saying that if any European countries tried to recolonize any of these Central America, South American countries, it would be considered an act of war against the United States.


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[Assistant] Pretty chill of us. Pretty chill of us to be like, yo, you guys are working hard for independence, we're gonna protect you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's also a way to keep European powers in check. And then kind of us just be like, yeah, we'll help you out. Why don't you take out some loans?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, you know about him from psychology, don't you? Talk about Phineas Gage.


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[Assistant] It took a fuckin' spike through the head. That's how we work.


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[Assistant] Alright, so that's what's going on. 1823, that's what's going on. Hell yea, that's a good picture. That gives you a good idea. Europe's a fucking bunch of shitheads, monarchs, all that shit. Uh, post-French Revolution, they're still kinda...


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[Assistant] They're getting their shit back together, but right now England controls everything. This is where like the term


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[Assistant] Uh, the sun never sets on the British Empire, cause literally the sun never set on land they controlled. Fuck. I forget what the stat is, they controlled like one fourth. It's insane. Jesus Christ. It's crazy the amount of land they controlled. Uhm, so now, what I'd like to do, to get into this with Thomas Marr, is to try to figure out like, uh, it's funny to look up Irish, uh, anti-Irish sentiment.


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[Assistant] Cause it's ancient. It's from day one. It's not just the British. Like the Romans that tried to, they went into England.


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[Assistant] The first, this is pretty funny, the first record of, uh, like anything about Ireland is just anti-Irish sentiment. It comes from the Greek geographer and philosopher Strabo in his work Geographica, which was published in 20 BC.


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[Assistant] What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 20 BC he was writing about the Irish. Chris.


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[Assistant] Why don't you read this quote for me? This is crisp B Strava right there at the top. It's going to be a tough read.


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[Assistant] They're heavy, they'll eat their, when their dads die, they eat them. And then they fuck their mom. Yeah. And then they don't.


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[Assistant] They're kinda, they're not watching their steps. They're not watching their steps. Also, he gets to their fat before he's like, yea, they also are, they have sex everywhere. And they also fuck their moms and sisters. So, uh, not like-


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[Assistant] Uhm. Oh my god. So this is, a lot of this will be out of order. I was just taking notes. Uh, in 1155. Alright, so now we fast forward a millennium here. Okay. 1155, Pope Adrian IV.


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[Assistant] So that's the thing, England, Ireland was Catholic, obviously. So was England. So England, it was against the Pope's law to invade.


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[Assistant] Uh, until Pope Adrian, who was English. He's the only English Pope ever.


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[Assistant] So they got an English Pope in office, and he was instantly like, yes, the island is theirs. So he said, he called, uh, the Pope called it a rude and barbarous nation, and was like, yeah, go control it. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Then I, really good note taking here, this shit went on for a while.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, so the Vikings were an island for a while, the Normans, it's, it's all.


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[Assistant] 100% he was just like, alright, go fuck them up. Uhm, basically this shit went on for, you know, centuries where most English writers just wrote about Ireland. During the middle ages it was just described as a bunch of dudes who still ate their dads. And fucked other wives. That's all. One quote I found that was pretty interesting was from Edmund Spencer.


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[Assistant] He was a English official and poet, which everybody's a fucking poet back then.


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[Assistant] 1633, this is an English official. Uh, this is a little, little foreshadowing. He said, great force must be the instrument


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[Assistant] Uh, to control Ireland, but famine must be the means.


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[Assistant] For till Ireland can be famished, it cannot be subdued. That's, you know, two centuries before it happens.


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[Assistant] Uh, so this is going on, this is 1633, all that, I think I- So he foreshadows, he's like-


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[Assistant] But that was an old, that was, this was before then, I think. Who knows? Who knows when this happened? Uh, the major change happened with Ireland and England with uh, King Henry VIII. You may know him as the sassiest daddy of all time. Bro. He...


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[Assistant] Ultimate sassy day. You wanna look up the sassy? He, he, first off he had like, he had a bunch of wives and he kept fucking killing them.


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[Assistant] Okay. Sick. He would fucking like behead them, amble in, all that shit. I understand that. Uh, he started Anglicanism. Anglicanism. It's a form of Protestantism. So after he wanted a divorce, he went to the pope and was like, can I get a divorce? The pope was like, nah, bro.


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[Assistant] This shit's, you gotta fuckin' stick with it. So then he went back to England and was just like, well no, I'm the pope.


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[Assistant] And I can get a divorce. And we're starting our own fucking religion. And now we're the Church of England.


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[Assistant] Yeah, now this is also a man who, King Henry VIII was, I think he was young and athletic, but then he got hurt jousting and became a 400 pound, he was 400 pounds. They had to create levers and like machines to make him get up. Fuck! And then he, alright, 400 pounds.


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[Assistant] Uh, so then, all of England becomes Protestant.


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[Assistant] And yeah, it's chill as fuck to be fat. Uh, so, so then England demands Ireland become Protestant.


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[Assistant] Because they are. They're like, you're in our kingdom, you are our religion. And that's why Irish people are so Catholic. It's not this like, love of the church, cause they still hate, it's a bunch of fucking...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it really is. Oh, I'm totally, totally culturally capped.


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[Assistant] This resulted in a bunch of laws, so that's what sets this up. That's what sets everything up. So when, when England goes to becoming Protestant, the Irish remain Catholic, England starts to issue these laws that start to make the Irish not be Catholic. And they start to, cause,


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[Assistant] England wanted them to be English. So they could, so they'd stop fucking their moms and eating their dads. Like, you need to start acting right. You said it the best, dude. They enacted basically the pull up your pants laws. The British were like, you need to start acting right.


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[Assistant] No more basketball. That's what they did to the Irish. They're like, you can't play your music, you can't be that religion, you can't play hurling, the national sport.


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[Assistant] Uhm, all this was on, like, against the law. Yeah. You weren't allowed to, this might be an older law, but you weren't allowed to own a horse that was worth more than like five shilling or whatever the fuck they were using. So they all had shitty horses.


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[Assistant] So they had a bunch of these landlords and shit that just controlled Ireland. Tenant, like, these landlords that would come over, some of them were Irish that just claimed, you know, I'm Protestant. So that was, that was a big, uh, so you couldn't own land, you couldn't vote, you couldn't sing, you couldn't play the sport.


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[Assistant] That, like, you couldn't play your na- which is why the Irish show's horribly unathletic.


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[Assistant] For ye- for centuries, they weren't allowed to play a fucking sport. All these laws, like, uh...


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[Assistant] You guys hear what I'm getting at here? No good. It's crazy to do anything. You couldn't do anything that wasn't English. And you had to convert to Protestantism to vote and own land. Jesus.


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[Assistant] It didn't take, it made the opposite happen. Now they became more Catholic, they would fucking hide out and have secret religious ceremonies, shit like that.


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[Assistant] Becoming actual cries, but that doesn't mean you still don't, you know, munch the cracker, break the bread, symbolically, I think, stuff like that, where, I don't know, I remember reading about


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[Assistant] That's true. Martin Luther, like, I think, I was talking to O'Leary about it, where like, originally, Martin Luther obviously was Catholic. Before. So like, the original Protestant Reformation was very, it still kept most of the Catholic


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[Assistant] They shut Ireland down and a lot of this big chunk of this book in the Immortal Irishman when it's opening is about Oliver Cromwell. Uhm.


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[Assistant] In 1649 Oliver Commonwealth came through and just was buttfuckin' everybody. Uh, this was right after the second English Civil War. So it was like,


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[Assistant] Oliver Cromwell was, I don't know, he was a general for the English. He was a politician for the English. And he came over. He fucked a lot of shit up too. He fucked, he fucked England up. He was, yea, I mean he's like very faint, like English history I think looks at him glowingly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, he was a beast. Uhm, so, Cromwell comes over and starts fucking up Ireland and that was, uh, they butt pounded Ireland, uh, basically until now, from then. So from, from 1649 until like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] The 80s, like when U2 came out. Damn. Once U2 came out, Ireland was finally independent. So there's all this like,


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[Assistant] Then that gets to the potato famine, which is like 45 to 49. 18. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1845 to 1849, but uh, we'll get to that. Yeah. Or will we? I forget.


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[Assistant] It's a good stage setting. I forget if I did it. This is a good setting of a stage. Well, that gives us, that sets us up to


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[Assistant] Thomas More, alright? So that's, all this leads to Thomas More.


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[Assistant] 1823, Thomas Mott is born in Waterford.


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[Assistant] Ireland. Uhm, his grandfather. So Thomas Marr is rich. He's a rich kid.


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[Assistant] You went there? It's on the west coast? Yea, I think so. Yea, yea.


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[Assistant] There's a viking castle and shit like that. Thomas Moore's grandfather went over to fucking Newfoundland and started a shipping company back and forth. So because he couldn't own land or like own a business in Ireland, he just went over to Canada. Newfoundland I think was like,


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[Assistant] 80% Irish in Canada. So he started a shipping company of like fish, shit like that. He would bring that over, bring back like grains and all that, you know. Set up a fucking sick, sick business. He went over there as like a farmer, ended up becoming on a ship, then he ended up owning ships.


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[Assistant] Uh, so Thomas More's grandpa did a lot of work that, uh, his father took over back in Waterford on the other end. And his father actually, Thomas More's father became the first Catholic mayor of Waterford in like 200 years. So there was a Catholic mayor in Waterford, cause they did start to loosen up on all these laws in the 1800s. It started to fucking, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, the rest of the, you know, the rest of the world started to be like, it kind of modernized a little. Uh, also,


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[Assistant] There's a guy named O'Connell, who's known as like the Great Liberator, who was working on repealing all these acts. Okay. So, and he's in the story, he's like, he was friends with Thomas Marr's father, uhm,


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[Assistant] Anyway, Thomas Marr goes to some Jesuit school right away, he's got money, he goes to some fucking...


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[Assistant] Jez would pre-school where they're like, you gotta stop fucking talking like that. You sound like a fucking idiot. No one's ever gonna take you serious. So he starts to knock that voice out of him. He's got the fucking there.


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[Assistant] So the Jesuits were like, you talk like a mush mouth fucking dipshit. You better fucking change that or no one's gonna take you serious. So that like begins this, like they give them this like Anglo-Irish accent and what's really funny about it is throughout the book they're always like, the crowds were always like, was this guy fucking gay?


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[Assistant] Throughout his whole life, that's a common theme throughout his life, where someone's like, real effeminate energy coming off this guy. Yeaah. Really? Yeaah. I like what he's saying, bud.


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[Assistant] Thomas Marr though, beast. At school he, the first school he went to he ended up getting kicked out. He was the Ryan Martini's on his day. He was the Ryan Martini's. Ryan Garcia. He really was Ryan Garcia. He was a sweet boy. He was hot. Literally everybody's account of this guy is he's a sweet boy. He's a hot, hot sweet boy. Really? Yes. Throughout the book he's described as a sweet boy.


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[Assistant] In Ireland in the 19th century, getting called gay, you better do something wild. He wilded out. He was funny though. So throughout the book, it's always talking about how funny he is. And like when he was in school, he got kicked out of the first school for like,


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[Assistant] Staging like a rebellion, bit of foreshadowing in the cafeteria where they all ran outside and started throwing rocks at the building. Somebody broke a window and he wouldn't snitch so they kicked him out.


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[Assistant] Uh, he also got kicked out. He was already in trouble for like not playing his instrument during the song to celebrate Cromwell. So like they did fucked up shit like that to the Irish. Like Cromwell was massacring cities. Then they'd be like, play his song now. Like they'd make him play on a fucking recorder like how great he was. Uh.


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[Assistant] It's wild. So he got kicked out of school for that. Uh, also he was supposed to be the head of the play. Like he was the best actor. You know, he's gay. He's gay. So he's like a great actor. He's fucking awesome. And uh, the Jesuit priest was like, you talk like a fucking moron, dude. This is Shakespeare.


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[Assistant] Stopped talking like that. So then the night of the play, he like jumped on stage and like with his hardest Irish accent he could, he was just screaming about how gay the British were.


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[Assistant] Pretty sick. So Thomas Mars is a man. He's a rich kid though.


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[Assistant] He's like, I'm not gay. Britain's fucking gay. Chris, do it in an Irish accent. You were showing me that earlier. I can't do it on the spot. I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, this isn't as funny as I thought it'd be. So he's fucking ripping up. So he's wild. He's wild. This is like the early 1830s, uh, late 1830s. England is gay. What was that? Getting some confidence. England is gay. England is gay. England is gay. Bit Scottish I think.


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[Assistant] Archers. Ready the archers. But sir, we'll hit our own men. But we'll hit theirs too.


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[Assistant] Alright, so he gets kicked out of that school, he ends up, uh, going to Stonyhurst in England. So he goes to college in England. There's only one Irish school and it's, uh, Trinity College. But they still have, but it was anti-Catholic back then. Really? Which is weird because it was called Trinity. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, I forgot about this. There's all these acts that O'Connell, uh, oh no, nevermind, I have it over here.


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[Assistant] Look guys, this is not the best fucking thing I'm talking about right now, I'm not the best at this. Dude, this is good, I'm telling you this. Yeah, yeah, I'm actually enjoying this. So, he gets kicked out, he goes to Stonyhurst. At Stonyhurst, he becomes like, he's a beast, he's like a good, he's still a dickhead, he's still getting in trouble all the time. But he's like, he's excelling. And he joins like the, basically the debate, he's the best orator.


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[Assistant] That was the first time he left Ireland, too, by the way. Goes to study in England. For college. Uh, when he comes back, he moves to Dublin with the idea of, uh, studying law. Hold on, one sec, fine, oh no, this is...


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[Assistant] Uh, he returns back from Stonyhurst, returns in 1843, that's when he's back. Uh, he was gonna study the bar, that's when he gets involved with O'Connell, who is known as the Liberator. O'Connell was friends with his dad, they meet each other, O'Connell like took him under his wing and was like, this guy's, he's got a future.


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[Assistant] He might not be the best, like, uh, writer and all that, but he's the best, uh, speaker. Me, Marr was a fucking beast at giving speeches and like, he was, O'Connell was using him. Marr would like step up and be like, yeah, O'Connell's the fucking man.


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[Assistant] That's pretty tight. So this is where he stops becoming a lawyer, kinda goes all in on this fucking Irish, you know, nationalism.


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[Assistant] And his dad is like, Christopher! Republicanism, right? Yea. He's like, Christopher, you cannot!


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[Assistant] So it was also interesting throughout the whole thing, like his early life, he was offered


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[Assistant] Just a sick fucking life. Like his whole time was like, why don't you, all his friends stayed rich. They're like, why don't you just fucking, all we're doing is partying. Like we're going to Egypt this week. In 1830. Where we're going around Europe and partying. Every day is a party.


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[Assistant] You know, like that could have been his life. So throw that into the mix. He had the opportunity to just be an Instagram hot chick.


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[Assistant] He had a perfect Bilzerian lined up. He's like, fuck it. He's like, nah dude, that shit's whack.


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[Assistant] I'm fighting for Irish independence. So he starts, he starts with O'Connell. Now the problem with O'Connell was he was, he was more of a moderate. So his, his, his protege, not his protege, his fucking mentor O'Connell was a bit of a fucking moderate that was working with the British.


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[Assistant] Like he was, he was getting what he could out of it.


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[Assistant] Which, uh, O'Connell's known as the Liberator because he was the first to try, like, he was repealing the Acts of Union, which like in 1800, uh, that was, you know, just more oppressive shit. They were like, you're, you're part of our kingdom. You're always part of it.


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[Assistant] Pretty sick though, in the Acts of Union in 1800, they, to incorporate England, or Ireland into England, they included the cross of St. Patrick into their flag, and they still have it.


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[Assistant] What? I'm still in the British flag. Even though Ireland was like, we're n- no.


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[Assistant] They're like, come on guys. The British flag still has the St. Patrick's cross. That's pretty wild, yea.


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[Assistant] Come on guys, what are we doing? Yeah, you're with us. Quit fuggin' around.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was, Dublin was huge, but it was all like, Protestants and like...


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[Assistant] English loyalists, and then I think the Scot, the Scot's Irish, Scot's Irish had like a weird thing where the English were bringing the Scottish in to help the Irish assimilate, like the Scottish that moved to Ireland were kind of loyalists.


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[Assistant] Uh, there's a lot of like, yeah, there's also a thing, the English built a wall. They built a wall, dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah, around like the civilized counties of Ireland.


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[Assistant] So now when you hear someone say beyond the pale as something that's shitty, it goes back to that.


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[Assistant] The Pale was the name of the wall, and if you lived beyond it, you were a fucking moron. So now when people act like, you know, now when people eat their dads, that's beyond the pale. If you're fat, you're beyond the pale. Woah, that's crazy. If you're a heavy eater, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'm just looking at what I have written down and it's like, what the fuck?


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[Assistant] His dad didn't want him getting involved, yea, see this, there you go, give me a little fuck. His dad didn't want him involved because, first off, if you do any of this stuff, you get fucking beheaded. Right. Like if you talk shit on the crown, they're gonna cut your head off and then quarter you.


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[Assistant] So they send your arms and legs to different parts of the island and just throw it on the ground in a town. And they're like, no one touch that. That's what happens to fucking traitors.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they've been doing it, they did it until, they did it in the 1800s. Drawn and quarter, right? They literally have horses pull you apart. Yeah. Yeah. Wild shit.


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[Assistant] Braveheart. They did what they did to William Wallace in Braveheart. They were still doing that.


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[Assistant] That was a very, that was a real crime. That was a real punishment.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they do a lot of stuff. They, you know, in Braveheart when he's tied to the bridge and the horses are ripping him apart. Yeah, that's what they were doing. And that was still the penalty for like sedition and treason and all that. For being like England socks? For being like, hey, maybe you guys give us some food. Cut his head off. We're starving.


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[Assistant] And there's also like, they kept doing it to Rebels, and people started to be like, maybe it's not really a deterrent.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's so fucking mad. Yea, dude, you get an antler. Yea, where do I join? Like they did a Braveheart, stab somebody in the throat. Man, that opening scene of a Braveheart is, that fight scene, I mean. Yea, it was awesome. That was tight.


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[Assistant] So yea, he's like a, he's a hot boy, he's studying under O'Connell. But O'Connell's still like a good polito- like he's still like somebody that's good to be with. You know what I mean? It's not like he's- his dad's cool with it, cause O'Connell's still like a highly- I mean he's a hero. O'Connell's literally his nickname's The Liberator. Ireland loves him. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Mars, so, but, but, uh, when O'Connell started to be like, kinda not, it just, you know, he's young. Mars young. And he sees this old dude that's like kinda working, to him it looks like he's being a pussy. He's just being like tactful. Trying to, you know, steer the ship a little in the right direction.


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[Assistant] What's the Nation? The Nation was just a paper. The Nation was a newspaper, uh, mostly like poetry. Shit like that. Again, this is back really before the Irish, you know, the countryside wasn't able to get, they're not gonna sit there and read, so you just come up with a catchy song.


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[Assistant] No, they, they, they were like outwardly like, the nation was radical. The nation was the, they, they were dubbed the Young Islanders. That was his political, Irelanders. The, that was, Mar O'Connell was the one who came up with that. Um, that's where he met all his boys.


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[Assistant] He's got a sick squad of young boys. All hot boys, all hot poets. Including Esperanza, dude.


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[Assistant] That was his ba- that was the ba- that was the hot lady of the group. Her name was Esperanza. That was her stage name. That was her- that was her pen name. She went by that. Which was like Italian for Hope or something. Yeaah. This is Thomas Mars. Thomas Mars. She's like the sexy, cool one of the group.


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[Assistant] It's like a tall, hot babe. That was the thing, everybody also keeps talking about how like cool and hot this group of people were. The nation. They were probably ugly. By today's. I don't know, I think Esperanza's hot.


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[Assistant] No. But I bet she's hot, dude. Everybody talks about how hot she is.


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[Assistant] She used to keep a ribbon in her hair at all times. She had a nice bow in her hair. She would wear like a slightly higher than normal skirt.


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[Assistant] Sexually liberated this group was. They were like, cool, drinking. They were, you know, they were the cool kids. Yeah, they were their ancestors.


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[Assistant] The break happened with, uh, him and O'Connell. Uh, O'Connell's kind of fighting for a more moderate approach. Like, he may be fucking chill. Now this is 1846. This is the end of the famine era. No, no, it's starting. Potato famine's like 45 to 49. Oh, okay. So this is like the second year in a row.


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[Assistant] That the potato famine happened. Now, I think we've talked about it on the cast before. The potato famine. First off, a fucking million people died. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And again, this is, most of the people died of starvation. So this, and Typhus took over. Cause everybody's just, no one could move. They're just packed into tenements like just, there was this,


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[Assistant] This guy that went in and like was inspecting tenements and shit, he was like every room you would go in, you'd lift up a blanket and there'd be a pile of kids that were still alive that were starving that couldn't move.


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[Assistant] There's piles of kids, cause the Irish, you know, they were out fuggin'. They were not pulling out. So every house had fuckin' nine kids. That all starved to death. A million people. This was insane. It's pretty bad, man.


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[Assistant] I mean, the, the imagery of like walking into a dirty, smelly hut and finding a pile of kids that were all still alive, starving to death. They said they would have green teeth because they were all eating fucking grass.


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[Assistant] They were trying to survive on whatever they could, just eating. There's stories about like people that lived in cities that would just see people coming out of the woods from the, from the countryside. Just entire villages would come out of the fucking wilderness like hell.


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[Assistant] Yeah, dude. So the blight, as far as the potatoes go, they were gone. There was this blight that apparently, I think, came from America. Sick. What's up? What's up, baby? So there was like a bacterial.


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[Assistant] Yes, it was like a real scientist, like they've identified what it was, and the spores just traveled through the air and killed everything.


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[Assistant] What's crazy about it is like the hills, like the countryside would like the, you'd see a potato field. Like it would be rolling acres of it. And during the blight, the potatoes would rot. So they'd turn black and rot and smell. So you'd just see black fields everywhere that stunk.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's crazy. It's really like, nightmarish, what happened. And they had food. Again, they had grain. They had thousands of tons of grain. They had cattle. There was one story of like,


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[Assistant] They still had their annual like best cow competition in this town where they just marched like giant cattle through this town. It passed people dying in the streets of hunger. I mean it's uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All the like, rich Irish or English aristocrats and shit just over there like, why are you so lazy? Then the guy, I forget his name, I should have had that. Uh, the guy who was like, in charge of taking care of the Irish, by the English parliament, like he was the head of the famine relief.


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[Assistant] Uh, they found like secret notes of his that was like, I think this is God because the Irish are pieces of shit.


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[Assistant] Like I think God is doing this. This is good. It's a good cleansing of these people. They had fucking...


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[Assistant] So the United States was trying to give them famine relief, the Irish. England would block it. The rest of the world, fucking...


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[Assistant] Calcutta put together some food for us. Or for the Irish. Chill, chill, chill, chill. Eh, my people were over there at this point. But, uh, this is the 1840s.


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[Assistant] Chris, your people, come on, you're Plymouth Rock, baby. No I'm not. Your people have been here since day, you came over on the Mayflower. I'm second generation. You came over here on the Mayflower, Christopher! No, that was English.


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[Assistant] I have to admit I did go through a phase, I think, uh, junior year of high school or senior year where I thought being Irish was cool as fuck. There was a good phase.


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[Assistant] Well my, the Gillis side of my family, my mom's side is Kilkenny.


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[Assistant] So, like, that's literally their last name. And then, my dad's side...


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[Assistant] Gillis is like a Scottish last name. So my dad's side, the whole, my whole life, we're like, yeah, we're 100% Irish. Cause I think my grandma on his side's like Lafferty or Finnerty or some shit.


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[Assistant] And then my one uncle got into like, genealogy, he was like, we're Scottish.


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[Assistant] We, I think, according to his research, the Scottish Gillis's got exiled to Ireland. And then came. But it's Scottish. It is Scottish. And I think Canada first.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I also forgot to include that like during the potato famine,


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[Assistant] Uh, also known as the great hunger. They would, they would, uh, this is when England started to issue what's called transportation.


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[Assistant] Transportation. That's a punishment for a crime, so like, if you tried to like, steal a fucking goose, they'd be like, alright, you're going to Australia.


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[Assistant] You try to steal something, they'd be like, alright, you're going to fucking Canada. Cause they needed to populate Canada and Australia. Jesus. So they were excited to fucking ship you out. If you got in trouble for it, if you got a fucking speeding ticket on your four dollar horse, you were saying goodbye to everybody you ever knew. They were sending you to the fucking outback.


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[Assistant] Miner crimes, you're getting sent to a different continent. On a boat. On a fucking boat that would take 11 months to get there. Take a year.


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[Assistant] Jesus. And then why so long? Yeah, stop. Stop all the time.


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[Assistant] Oh, dude, we've talked about that so many times. It's so funny to imagine like, I mean, settlers, especially Australia? Yeah, dude. What the fuck?


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[Assistant] Kangaroos? Seeing a herd of kangaroos go by, I'd be like, I'm gonna, I'm killing myself. Yeah. It was about, they put me on an alien desert.


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[Assistant] And every animal there can kill you. Deadly spiders. Like sharks. Yeaah. It's fucking nuts. You go from England where every animal has been killed. Pretty much. Or Ireland, where there's nothing.


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[Assistant] Kangaroo just beat the shit. It's day one in Australia. You just hear your ass beat by a fucking kangaroo. That's why they box him.


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[Assistant] For sure. There's payback coming to those ruse dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's why their tails are like, they sit on their tail and kick forward.


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[Assistant] You see a body kick? Ugh. Something with a giant like...


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[Assistant] They probably do have giant turtles. They have Komodo dragons down there. They don't have Komodo dragons, but they do have those types of things. Like big lizards. All these weird animals. Bullshit animals.


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[Assistant] Prison ship in the fucking heat. Yeah, close. But I was like, that's gotta be kinda nice to be in the Caribbean. Or nothing, but just at night on a beach like, Hell yeah. Yeah. This is too bad. Yeah. But I bet it was.


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[Assistant] That sucks. Also, I forgot to include this, the Irish were slaves.


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[Assistant] How good were the Irish just slaves? I would imagine the Irish were pretty bad slaves, especially being sent to Jamaica with that skin. Yeaah. How much they must have burnt and just complained. I bet the Irish were like, ah, fuckin'.


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[Assistant] So that's going on. That's what's going on. Uh, basically like in White Trash, in that book where like, the British again just sent shitty people to these countries to kind of like, alright you guys build some roads and shitty houses and then we'll move in with good people and start farming.


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[Assistant] They sent poor people to go fight off whatever animals and natives were there. And then went in. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, dude, Nick Mullen has one of my favorite jokes about how much, how much like western culture dominates those natives, like native, like,


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[Assistant] Australian native, you know, Aboriginals, their weapons are now toys. Like a boomerang, like a slingshot and shit, like it's literally toys for children.


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[Assistant] So that's what's, that's what's going on. Marr is with the nation now, which is that paper. It's a seditious paper.


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[Assistant] Talk shit, they're revolutionary, but they do it through like poetry, and like, real romantic shit.


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[Assistant] And his whole squad is fucking like poets and actors. Yeah. So I kinda don't like them.


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[Assistant] They're cool as shit, but I don't like them, based off today's. None of them are soldiers. None of them are fucking...


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[Assistant] So that's where they would all come to meet and discuss. This was where the big divide started because 1846, again, it's like year two of the famine.


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[Assistant] That was another thing about the potato family that really was, really, like, hurt, was every year, with a new crop, like, they would start out good, and they'd be like, nice, it's over. And then the blight would happen again, and like, you would have to race to try to eat as many as you could before they went bad, and they went bad like overnight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, really fucked up. Like he said you'd be riding through the countryside and just see people like on their knees digging through trying to find like a good potato.


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[Assistant] Uhm, 1846, Conciliation Hall. Marr delivered the sword speech. It's a big speech. I'd like to make you read it, but I won't. It's too long. It's a long one. Yeah, it's a real long one. This is where Marr is. He didn't outright call for an armed revolution, but he did.


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[Assistant] They bawled out. The way he describes it sick, he's like, now this monster rises out of the Atlantic.


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[Assistant] And it's a fucking shit. It was cool how much they loved it. They loved America because America...


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[Assistant] That was British a little. I need to, I need to just repeat.


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[Assistant] Man, that guy's awesome. Have you seen, there's like remixes of that guy like singing.


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[Assistant] Donald Trump, don't test China! And it like breaks into like, gongam style. It's great. These videos are incredible.


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[Assistant] Conciliation hall, Mar delivers the sword speech, uh, and that resulted in O'Connell's boys who were there trying to be like, yo, chill, we don't need a fucking armed revolution, don't even talk about it. You're gonna get us all killed, dude, chill, chill, chill. Chill. And Mar was like, nah.


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[Assistant] So he went on, said, we gotta fuckin', it's time. It's time. We can't just sit here and starve to death. Uhm.


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[Assistant] That broke out, they broke out. Before we could finish the speech, one of O'Connell's boys got on stage. Everybody started fighting.


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[Assistant] Right at the fist fight, et cetera. And Mar and his boys, the Young Islanders, left the hall, walked out together, never came back again. So they were done debating, they were done with all this, they just walked out as a squad. And we're like, alright, we're done. We tried talking, you guys wouldn't even let us finish the speech.


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[Assistant] That's when they went into like full fucking trees and were doing it. But they sucked. They sucked at it. They tried to organize all these different things. They sucked. Everything they did sucked.


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[Assistant] I mean they're just riding around at night with like cloaks on. These are all rich kids.


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[Assistant] They had one of their boys, one of their boys was a spy, which is fucked up. Exactly. One of the boys was a British spy, so everywhere they went, they couldn't fucking get shit done. There was always cops. Uhm. Yea, it's also like, it's also like, uh.


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[Assistant] It's like John Brown at the Civil War, like at Harpers Ferry, he tried to, he was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go take over the arsenal and all the slaves are gonna join me and we're gonna


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[Assistant] Like these fucking slave owners. And then he went and took Harper's- he took an arsenal by himself, no one showed up.


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[Assistant] They were fucking slaves, dude. They were hurt. No, I mean, these guys are trying to start a revolution with starving people against a British Empire. Yeah, that makes sense. Literally, they'd be like starving people trying to fight America right now. Like you're trying to fight an empire that... It ain't happening.


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[Assistant] Kissing a black baby on his way to the gallows. Fucking tight. What an animal dude. John Brown was the man. That's awesome. Yea. But yea, he got there, it was like.


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[Assistant] He had a good plan, though. He's like, if I can get a hundred rifles, dude, those Plantation and me are gonna wild the fuck out.


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[Assistant] They did that, uh, in Jones County, Mississippi. They started their own, like, colony. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Same with Nat Turner. Nat Turner started a slave rebellion, but that one got a little wacky.


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[Assistant] One of them bucked and got me. So what'd it do to you? Fucked me. Yeah, it broke in while I was sleeping.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think Nat Turner thought he was like a prophet. I think God came down and was like, free your people. You are Moses. Yeah. Then he went a different route.


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[Assistant] Was that Burning Bush or Burning Baby? I forget. He's a bee. He's a bee.


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[Assistant] So, he burnt my fucking baby! Well, alright. Well, it started with a B.


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[Assistant] 1848, so that was 46. The next like two years they're riding around talking shit. 1848, the young islanders, I keep calling them the islanders, Irelanders, uh,


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[Assistant] They went to France to study, again, they're all rich. They're in the middle of all of their countrymen starving. They're like, let's go to France and like study how to be revolutionaries. So they did that, which is sick, which is sick, they had to do it, but they all came from, again, you can't knock this guy because he's coming from a fucking incredibly rich family.


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[Assistant] He would have been fine. He could have had a great life and instead he went naughty. I'm very Roman anymore about my family's wealth. How so?


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[Assistant] For the coffers. Not good, not good. Comcast, $150 cable. Oh no, father.


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[Assistant] The cable bill. Shall we rise against him? I'm sorry I rented American Sniper for $3.99. I was drunk, father. I know you have an autographed copy on DVD.


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[Assistant] Jesus. Alright, this is pretty wild though. So in 1848,


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[Assistant] I think they, they were around there. Young Islanders went to France to study this while he was in there.


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[Assistant] Thomas Mahr invented the Irish flag. He created the Irish flag. Pretty sick.


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[Assistant] The same one they're using today. That was from him. Uh, Catholics.


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[Assistant] White is peace, orange is kind of England, but it's the Protestants. It's all the Protestants in Ireland, not the British. Because he was, you know, he hated the British. The Protestants, the orange were supposed to represent the Irish that were Protestant. Also, this is pretty wild, during the, uh, I forgot to talk about this, during the potato famine, they would set up soup kitchens that


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[Assistant] That's somebody who took the soup. It's like, ah, you took the soup? You saw someone eating soup, you're like, you bitch. You bitched up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think the O'Connor family took the soup. Big soup takers.


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[Assistant] Uh, so then, when they get back from France, same year, that's when they have their revolution. Uh, which, stunk. Yeaah. I don't even think Thomas Marr was there, I forget why. Uh, basically like, 40 of them.


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[Assistant] Fuckin', the revolution just stuck. They ended up chasing in a town, uh, Balangary.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's called the Battle of Valangary. They surrounded this how- they were chasing these like Irish police. Mhm. Or British.


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[Assistant] Uh, they ended up, the British police ended up hiding in a house with like a family hostage. The fucking Irish revolutionaries surrounded it in like a cabbage patch. So they're standing in and they were like,


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[Assistant] Demand, it's called like the Cabbage Patch Massacre or something. Two people died. Two people died. That was the revolution. They were the two people. The two people that died were the revolutionaries. Two of them got shot by the cops. They all ran. And that was it. That was their big revolution.


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[Assistant] I was pretty bummed out when I read that. Pretty unsuccessful. So they all flee, they all, one by one they all get arrested.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're, they're like, their, their uprising ended up just being two of them getting shot and then running away.


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[Assistant] Uh, and uh, so then they all, you know, head off. Mars also considered one of them, so they're all...


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[Assistant] You know, they all have a pretty heavy bounty on their head. So they're all going town to town, like trying to start another one. Nothing ever happens. They end up all getting arrested one by one.


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[Assistant] Mars offered, like, several times to escape. Yeah. Like, his father's rich, so he's like, alright, I can hook this up, you can go to America. Like, you should leave the country, they're trying to kill you. And he said no. Pretty bothered, pretty bothered.


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[Assistant] He ends up getting arrested. They all get arrested. All the young Irelanders get arrested. They're held in Dublin. Uhm.


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[Assistant] They all, one by one, get sentenced to death, uh, including that fucking quartering. They're gonna get drawn in court. They're all gonna get executed, and their arms and legs ripped off. Fuck.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and, what's interesting is, they say like Thomas Morrow was like still in good spirits, like throughout the whole, he was like excited about this. This was like what he wanted. He was like, I wanna die for this. Damn. That's tight, I like that. Yea, he's like, this is exactly what I wanted. When, when they, his father comes in to be like, I can pull some strings and get you out of this. He was like, no. I'm not gonna not take the death penalty while all my friends get it. True.


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[Assistant] So he gets sentenced to death, Mark gets sentenced to death, while they're in court, everybody's like, or while they're, you know, being held. The trial was like nine days long, deliberation was, I think, five minutes of the jury. They were like, kill him. Yea, kill him. Right away they're like, kill him.


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[Assistant] The whole time there's babes, dude. There's tons of babes at the courthouse, like, swooning over Marr. They're like, damn, this guy's hot. God, that sucks. He's still hot. They were like, passing up notes for him to autograph, shit like that. Oh. Uh, this is where...


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[Assistant] That hot poet, what was her name? Esperanza? Esperanza comes and visits him in prison. Gives him that pussy. No way. In jail, dude. On his, on death row, he's getting snizz, bro. Is he? Yea, he got some snizz.


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[Assistant] They all, like, noted it. Everybody that was there was like, he kinda kept the whole group, like, up. Cause he was still fucking around. He was like, this is sick. We need to die for our country, dude.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that would freak me out even more. Which is kind of the...


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[Assistant] Cause he was like, we can't, we can't win. We have a nation of starving people. But at least I can go be a martyr and kind of promote, you know, free Ireland.


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[Assistant] So how the fuck do you get out of here? So while they're in jail, like one of them, I think they were only in jail for like, I forget how long, not long. Their sentencing was quick. Uhm, but they got shifted out of that prison because there was like rumors of an attempted break out of all this shit. Uhm, also the prison they were in.


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[Assistant] It had like, it was, it was crazy. It had limestone walls. And in Ireland obviously it's very wet.


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[Assistant] Apparently he was telling dirty stories all night. Up until the late night he was telling them about the sniz he got. He was a fucking playboy, dude.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, this dude, I'm telling you, this guy is one of the coolest dudes ever.


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[Assistant] So, that's what's going on. Newspapers, you can go read like the articles and shit, it's pretty cool. Like newspapers are going in and interviewing him while he's in there. He's given like...


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[Assistant] Pretty awesome speech that, uh, me and Chris, Chris read it in its entirety to me while we were driving out to Notre Dame. At like four in the morning. Yea, it was great. Yea, a little four a.m. ride. Get you pumped? Yea, let's see if we can capture that magic again. Chris, fire it up, dude.


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[Assistant] What's this called? The Docs? Speech of the Docs? Yeah, yeah. Speech from the Doc. Yeah, he's out. He's about to get shipped off to get executed in England.


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[Assistant] Yeah man. Fuck dude. Imagine. Imagine standing in the face of that and still being like, everything I said was the truth. Suck my dick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, baby. So, this is right around, I think it's Queen Victoria. She was young, she was his age, roughly.


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[Assistant] So, and everybody loved her. She was like this good, nice queen. Uhm, so she had that reputation. Even though, you know, she was still...


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[Assistant] A piece of shit. You know, actively overlooking the fucking genocide of Ireland.


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[Assistant] She started to get, there started to be national outrage because Mara was releasing all these press comments, like all these letters and all this shit. You know, he was saying shit like that speech where he was just like, I'm, like God will judge me. And it will be reversed, like this isn't a crime.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so there was outrage. There was worldwide outrage. And like, England who's supposed to be this...


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[Assistant] So the rest of the world was like, yeah, don't fucking cut this guy apart and throw his legs in a different town.


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[Assistant] So, it gets to the point where there's enough pressure on them that they don't, they revoke, they reverse the sentence of death. And now every one of the young islanders is sentenced to transportation. Which...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a good move, and Thomas Morrow was like, devastated. He was like, fuck dude, I thought I was about to die for my country, now I gotta go live in Van Diemen's land, which is Tasmania. They sent him to fucking Tasmania.


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[Assistant] So his, he goes from being like a hero that dies, that's like, gives that awesome speech that is surrounded by tons, hundreds of Irish people like, I'll go, I'll go die. And they're like, no, no, no. No, we're just going to send you to fucking Tasmania where you have to die there in like 50 years.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so he gets, they all get sent there, which again, it takes fucking like 11 months, there's a whole fight, you know, there's a bunch, we're skiving a ton of shit, like there's a voyage, all this wild shit that he gets there, what they did, and this is where we're gonna stop today, when we get there, but he, what he's, what he's,


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[Assistant] He's given, and what they're all given is a square seven by seven mile plot. Like you're not sent to a prison when you're in this. They just give you, and you're like a nobleman. So like your word is your word. Like you promise you won't escape? And he's like, yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, British, not the brightest. He's like, do you promise you won't escape on your honor? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] So, him and all these guys are sent down to Tasmania, and they're given plots of land that are seven by seven. And it's pretty cool, he finds...


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[Assistant] He still had dreams, dude. He still had dreams of revolution. Fuck. And uplifting his countrymen. That's where we're gonna leave off.


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[Assistant] So again, this is just the first chunk of this guy's life. He's born rich.


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[Assistant] Goes to school, gets in trouble the whole time for being, he just hated England his whole life.


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[Assistant] At this point it's like 1848. He is 25. Yeaah. He's 25 years old dishing out that type of shit. Quarter century. On a fucking, after a death sentence standing there dishing out that type of, that speech. It's pretty wild.


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[Assistant] I forget. I think, I think you can, I think you got some sniz in there. I think you could, you could get some sniz. Cause people could come and go on your land. Yeaah. Yeaah. He got some pussy. He got some sniz. He was still a hero. Like all his, all his- People knew?


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[Assistant] True. So that's the thing, like, while I was reading this, I was like, was he even famous? Like, was he even this? And then when it's like, oh yea, he invented the Irish flag, they used it. Like, he was huge. Yea. He was a giant national figure.


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[Assistant] And then this, this trial happened and it was like a worldwide fucking focus and like, he was OJ.


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[Assistant] He was OJ. The whole world was like, this is the trial of the century. And just like OJ, dude, when he gets to heaven, his crimes will be...


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[Assistant] We were watching that fucking, I watched that boxing match, Joshua Ruiz. Yea, how was it? Did he get fucked up? It sucked. No, Anthony Joshua just jabbed and moved. But, uh, it was in Saudi Arabia and it was like, OJ should fucking... What's he doing living here?


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[Assistant] You cut the head off of your adulterous wife? Yeah. Yeah dude, that's what you're supposed to do. It's not a crime here, dude. There'd be no trial.


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[Assistant] I love how he likes B-dubs, dude. O.J. Simpson is the man. That's what you can take out of this first episode. Yeah, please. Uhm, but yeah, so this guy's life, like...


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[Assistant] Also, if you read, how is this not a fucking HBO mini-series? Wait till you hear what the rest of this guy's life is. This is the beginning.


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[Assistant] So, uh, yeaah, he's in, right now he's in Tasmania, he's been exiled.


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[Assistant] All his brothers are exiled, the island's still in ruins. Fuck. He's pissed. He's ticked.


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[Assistant] I don't know, those Tasmanian devils though must have been very confusing at night.


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[Assistant] I think it is. I think Tasmania is part of Australia now. Well, I guess it would have always been.


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[Assistant] Van Demons Land. That's what it used to be called. Sounds horrible. Yeaah. But uhm.


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[Assistant] That was sick dude, that was awesome. Hopefully it was, yea. I'm telling you, that was good. We'll see. I have a good radar. We picked up some steam there. We got it moving a little.


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[Assistant] It might include shark infested waters and swimming to a distant island. It might. I don't know. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Let's just say he moves to his third continent where he influences that region's history. Everywhere he goes. Everywhere he goes.


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[Assistant] Stay tuned, baby. Woo! Next week. Hell yeah. We'll get it next week.


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[Assistant] That was fine. You should have seen the face that Shane was making at me when he started. Well first he was calling me like I was a cat. And then he started.


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[Assistant] I'm sneaking behind everybody's backs. That's the majority of my time. Uh, nothing really. I started, I haven't drank in a month. Cause I started this.


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[Assistant] Everyone's- I'm cheating a little bit, I'm on medication, so I can't. It's like this, uh, methotrexate, so you're just- There's plenty of- The doctor gave me the hard, like, you cannot. And I was like, alright, alright. Yeah, you look good at all. Oh, really? Yeah. You look better.


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[Assistant] Thanks, yeaah, it's, it's, it hasn't really, you gotta wait 8 weeks before it kicks in and I'm at week 5, but yeaah.


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[Assistant] But the not drinking, I feel like, way more alert. How much were you putting down?


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[Assistant] Well, they were two to three a night, but they were like, you know, just fighting on the rocks. So they were, they were like, damn bro.


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[Assistant] And then it's that constant fight of like, well what if I have a little bit more and this and that?


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[Assistant] No, I haven't been fingered any pussies. I mean, it's still like, not-


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[Assistant] I'm still not there, I'm not like better yet. Cam girling at all? No.


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[Assistant] I mean, just the ra- I can't, I, I, this, I should have texted, like, I don't have anything to talk about, because-


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[Assistant] Well, I feel bad. I mean, it's all the usual. If you're looking for anything out of the ordinary, it's not. I mean, I'm still... Don't put pressure on yourself.


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[Assistant] I didn't come up with the title of the fucking thing. If you go to spankbang.com, uh, there's like a lot of them come up there. I don't know why I like it. I like it.


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[Assistant] So I think what's exciting about this form is that then sometimes they'll like go into the booth with the guy. So I always enjoy when, and who knows in this, I mean,


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[Assistant] The, you know, the, the woman gets so turned on by the whole thing that she's gotta like, you know, take it to a new level.


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[Assistant] During the, during the glory hole scene, Matt, so you're in a booth. Yea. The gongs are coming at you.


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[Assistant] And then the guy will be like, through the wall, be like, oh, you wanna have sex?