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[Assistant] Is if I had a sponsored dream, but it wouldn't have been a good one. I had a Ridge wallet in my dream last night. Yeah. I was like on some film set and I remember falling asleep on a couch in the dream woke up and my wallet was gone from my pocket. And then I found it out by craft service, right? And it was on the ground and it had money in it.


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[Assistant] I had money before. Okay. In the dream. Alright, listen. Let's move on from that. Let's do that. So, Pixarx hated...


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[Assistant] I learned something in our last recording session. What's that? That I do want you guys to come over to Valguero.


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[Assistant] Did he eat all your pizza crust? No, if it's just Simon and I realize how, you really realize how little he wants to do at all. I kinda want to explore and do these things and he doesn't wanna.


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[Assistant] It's like a schnapps. It's a super sugary, very flavorful, sweet liqueur. So, yeaah.


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[Assistant] That was like, considered near-beer, we called it. Because it wasn't normal content, but that was not the normal content of beer.


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[Assistant] My favorite these days is a whiskey called Amador. So good.


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[Assistant] I'll fill in the gap with my dream, what I'm hoping for. Oh boy. Well, with, uh, you know, virtual realities coming along so, you know, so quickly and getting better and better and when we have the 360 degree trackpads, uh, you know, treadmills, whatever, in our living room. Is this the rich wallet dream?


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[Assistant] No, this is just, uh, overall, like when virtual reality gets to the point where playing a game like Battlefield or a competitive thing and you can do it in your living room, virtual reality style, actually running and doing a physical


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[Assistant] When that's the, the, the level where if you're not playing it that way, you're kind of considered a pussy.


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[Assistant] But that's what's great about that setup. It could replace a treadmill. It's a very limited amount of space compared to what people are trying to do right now in their living rooms. That actually confines where you need to be more. You're not wrong. Cause it keeps you right in that little, so. I've already got a way to do it.


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[Assistant] Trust me, you'll be able to make millions on this for years. I've got an interesting story if you want to go into something else. Sure. I just read that, uh, I guess it came out an hour ago. Is it a sad story?


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[Assistant] Officials in West Palm Beach, Florida are trying a new method of driving homeless people away from a city-owned rental facility. Children's music. So through the night, they blast Baby Shark and Raining Tacos on an endless loop. Raining Tacos? That's a song?


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[Assistant] Miss Foscarini says, how horrible to take something that is meant in such an innocent way and use it in such a mean and really evil way.


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[Assistant] The argument at the core was when people say thank you to, uh, someone, uh, saying their dog is a great looking dog. Thank you. You didn't have anything to do with it. I think the proper response to that would be like, you're right, she is. I don't understand the thank you. Thanks.


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[Assistant] What'd it do with it? You were just born that way. It's all subjective anyway too.


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[Assistant] I saw a video the other day of a dude that he had like a hornet's nest not far, maybe on the backside of his house or something. And he flew his drone and just had it hover by the hornet's nest.


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[Assistant] And of course it upset him. You know, this is a dangerous hornet's nest. Could have been a big problem for the kids and shit. And they were coming out and going after the drone and dying. Going through the blender. Yeah. So he just left it there for like an hour and he took out about 80% of the hornet's nest. And hey, that's a great idea. And they gave up there. Yeah, that is pretty brilliant. Yeah. Yeah. Just had to wait. Hovering.


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[Assistant] Cause people will just automatically get angry and be, I can't believe they said that. Well, they didn't. It was a deep fake. You know what I mean? Why are we even showing our faces?


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[Assistant] This whole face app thing that's happening right now. The old man stuff, yeaah. The whole Russian owned, they own your pictures kind of thing that is coming along with it I guess. Everyone's doing the old, I mean now it's easy.


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[Assistant] I read the Forbes article, and it's a Russian owned company, and everyone's like, they own your shit now. They own your pictures. They own your pictures. Yea. I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think there's, I think


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[Assistant] Because I just read a thing about a guy in the UK, I think it was the UK, an amputee that saw his picture of his amputated leg on cigarette packs. I don't know what that's representing, but like, they were usually


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[Assistant] This dude's a- Go online and grab an amputee. 60 year old man from, uh, lives in eastern France. He's Albanian.


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[Assistant] And uhm, it's next to the picture of his nub is next to the message saying, smoking clogs your arteries. But the Albanian man who lives in Met says he lost his leg as a result of the 1997 shooting in Albania. So it's like.


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[Assistant] But just to find his nub, that's interesting. So they're working on that. He shouldn't have tried to age his nub on a amp. That's where he, that's where they got him. Yeaah. Interesting. Wow, what a world. What else?


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[Assistant] It's not the Disney we used to know. I think we can all agree on that.


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[Assistant] Or they could also come at you like, uh, we're gonna sue you for 4 million unless you just give it to us. Sure, here. Parody, go fuck yourself. That should work for Disney. Yea, it is a parody.


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[Assistant] That would be right. He's looking it up. And shapes made sense to me because like, when you hear about dancers' lines...


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[Assistant] You know, they have good lines. Okay. It's a real big thing in the dance world. Alright. It's the way they're, you know, so shapes and lines. I didn't know.


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[Assistant] Dry iron, I don't iron, I hate ironing, I had to do too much of that in the Marine Corps, and uh, So, I mean, I got one of those steamers too. Steamers are great. It's wonderful.


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[Assistant] We're getting like a whole nother, uh, airline. Which will be, which will be great.


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[Assistant] It was fun. We had a great trip. Thanks to everybody that came out.


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[Assistant] That was the big hangout night. We played cornhole, we were about a couple rounds in and we're both sweating our asses off, Simon and I. Just from throwing a beanbag.


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[Assistant] Is that a Vietmanese dish? Yeah, Vietmanese there. Vietmanese, there you go. Vietman. Do I say that wrong? It's their signature dish of the country. It's right by Rainy Street and in between where the Airbnb was, we're at, I've seen it the last two years, the Phoenician.


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[Assistant] I love wordplay. I was like, that's fun. So I looked at the Yelp, whatever. And it was like 4.5. So pretty good. I didn't read the description of the place or anything, but yea, we got there.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you where they get you when you have to buy the second one because the first one was so damn good.


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[Assistant] We played two new maps. Two new maps.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I liked your analogy earlier. It's a couples retreat for us.


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[Assistant] It's fun to hang out in a non-office environment for a little while.


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[Assistant] It always is. It's always a pleasure and a privilege to be invited out to like, check out something that's coming down the pipe for some of these game companies and then they look at us and go, what do you think of it? Yeah.


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[Assistant] And we go, well, I like this, I like that, and then they write all the notes down, and from not only us, but everybody there, and then they take it back to home base, and it's like, here's the notes we got.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, they don't. And then they change it, or ignore it, uh, do whatever, but yeaah, they kinda take a collective.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, kinda garbage, isn't it? Yeah. Well, it's not gar- I mean, it is, it is still fun. But upgrade the visuals. Can we go back? The visuals garbage, yeah. To, like, before? Before we're gone there? Let's rewind.


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[Assistant] Too, too new, too soon. Yeah, I don't wanna go until like everything's open because it sounds like we're opening one ride and then a couple of years later we're gonna open another ride. I'm like, okay, so if I go back, I wanna go in like three years when it's done.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Okay. I don't wanna like, yeaah. I don't wanna dip my toe into that unless it's complete.


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[Assistant] I don't know because uhm, there's a ride there, the Incredibles, apparently that was pretty good too.


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[Assistant] Keyblade, I think, like, that's the main weapon that the main character uses. It's shaped like a key.


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[Assistant] Nah, he was a good guy. Uhm, but the, yeah, the Polish guy, uhm, his channel is, yeah, Rojo, it's, uh, R-O-J-S-O-N is the name of his channel. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] I don't mind if you make gameplay look cinematic, like if it's in-engine. Like, you know, Battlefield does that a lot where they have the HUD off, but they're still running around shooting stuff. It's like, okay, I can still see what the game looks like.


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[Assistant] I like that a lot, but yea, there's so many, like, Halo. Halo got revealed at a Microsoft event, and I was like, oh man, I can't wait. Like, I'm excited about a new Halo game. It was just a CG...


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[Assistant] But yeaah, it's like, I mean, I wanna, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you're gonna show off your game, like, show the game. Yeah. That's the point. Agreed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one big ol' sitting. Which I don't know, who knows how long the campaign is.


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[Assistant] It's probably an 8 hour, if that. That'd be my guess. Nice solid 10 levels. I don't know. We'll see what they do with it. But yea, it was exciting to see gameplay of that.


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[Assistant] The combat system looks kinda dark souls-ish, where you kinda lock onto an enemy, like it's a third person action. And a bit of a puzzle element too, right? Yeah, it had some like Uncharted or Tomb Raider in there, where you're like climbing stuff. Yeah. And jumping around, so it seemed like an interesting combo of all those different genres, gotta throw them together.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of expression going on, so. Those, ugh, just obnoxious expression thumbnails. That's become a trend I'm disliking more and more every day on YouTube. Because everybody's doing it, you know what I mean? Yeah. There's like everybody's thumbnail, there's like this really crazy surprise face with shit going on.


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[Assistant] If the dog, I mean, you would have to replace it with a prop, but if you actually did a video like that and put a prop dog in there and it blew, like, the microwave blew up and guts and trapnel just went everywhere, I would watch his channel then. Okay. Cause that's funny.


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[Assistant] Now that's an odd choice to have someone that doesn't play video games at an event about playing video games. It must be even more odd.


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[Assistant] And they did that like, that one year we did, they had Jamie Foxx and everything there. It's like, and he sat down and was like, how do I play this? What am I doing? I mean, I love Jamie Foxx, but at the same time I was like, dude, why are you here?


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[Assistant] The only guy, the only, and this is not even a celebrity, but the only person I saw that I kinda wanted to meet was, uh, Greg Miller, who, uh, runs kinda funny games. It's just a gaming podcast that I listen to. And I saw he was on stage, uh, doing a little bit of the presenting, and I was like, oh, I'd like to meet Greg.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's pretty funny. I love him too. And I haven't watched any of him. And he's a badass. I've seen him in passing, but I don't understand his game. He's a great gamer too. But I told you though, he's a great gamer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the Jedi Fallen Order was their biggest thing. I mean, I honestly think E3 in general...


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[Assistant] And this may just be where the industry is headed now, because information is so easy to get out there, and 3 itself is kind of becoming more and more irrelevant.


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[Assistant] Being there is a lot of fun, but that show lives and thrives off of publisher money. And I think you're just gonna see more and more publishers go, why are we sinking so much money into these big shows that announce our game when all you gotta do now is upload a trailer.


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[Assistant] Nah, there'll always be a convention and yeah, places for, you know, gaming events, but yeah, E3 is itself, like I used to, you know, god, five, six years ago it was like, E3, it's a huge event, and every published, like, Sony wasn't even there this year.


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[Assistant] See, then I might, then I might be interested in the game. If you could fly. If you could fly and have like crazy moves. Punch the ground and like a big crack opens up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Blitz. Yeah. Oh god, Blitz was great. No, more football games like that. Bring back Blitz. I would play football games. I don't even know who made it.


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[Assistant] Dick, you said you were interested in the Final Fantasy 7 remake, right? Or was it you, Doraleous? No, no, that's me. Okay. Did you see the reveal for that? I did. That actually looks good! That looks real good. It's gonna be like, I think they already said it's up to two Blu-ray discs. They're just talking about a packed game.


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[Assistant] I got it all on video. Remind me, I can get you the video for use right now for this podcast.


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[Assistant] Other creators tell us that too, which is pretty awesome. It was like, yea, everybody kinda is on that page, it was like, wow, you guys got an awesome community. Like, yea, we know.


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[Assistant] It's so white! You have the whitest teeth in the world! Oh yea, yea. I had to put my glasses back on when I met him. Too white, dare I say. Too white.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it reminded me of that Friends episode. There's a Friends episode out there where Ross gets his teeth bleached or something like that. It's like that exact same scenario.


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[Assistant] Worked just fine. Nah, but yea, they were, they were great guys. Treated us to a very, a very delicious supper.


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[Assistant] Ugh. It's like, oh, we gotta go ten miles to get to the airport. It's gonna take an hour and a half! Yeah. Fuck.


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[Assistant] I made a mistake right at the beginning of the party. Because this is how much I trust the community. I walked in out of my Uber, people were going, Anthony, Anthony! And then I walked in and somebody handed me some booze in a bag and said, drink this. And I did?


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[Assistant] People were already in line, right? Oh they were. I was the first person to show up. I thought I'd just go in and see where I should park and stuff.


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[Assistant] Wait, you're Anthony's dad? And they like, they wanted to meet him. And he sent me a really sweet message. It was like, you're going big son. You're going big. He was so proud.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, probably. Yeaah, don't tell him about the bag booze. Probably his bag.


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[Assistant] We had everything working at the office beforehand, so I just went in, plugged everything in again, and it just kinda worked.


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[Assistant] We had to run a 300 foot cable from the stage all the way up to the projector up top.


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[Assistant] The only problem, I guess, was the Elgato that started clickin' as people were entering the room, of course, and it was going...


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[Assistant] And I couldn't hear it. Same from the stage. A lot of people were saying the music wasn't quite loud enough. You know, it was okay, but I should have had it up even higher. And I thought it was way too loud on the stage. It's really hard to tell.


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[Assistant] You guys, uh, by you guys would be Neebs and Apsler, you guys, well, and Thicke who's not here, but you guys have seen


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[Assistant] What tech gear can produce, uh, the things that we haven't made.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you gotta get back to the basics. We'll see down the road, but so far now we carry what we have with us because there's no need to start over with that. Seven days, I would love to start from scratch when we start that again.


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[Assistant] Which I've heard was recommended. I've read it more often than otherwise to just do the updated map rather than the procedural.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's gonna make a process. Uhm, is it just me? I know it's just me. What's the name of the new map in Ark?


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[Assistant] V-V-V-V-V-V-Vagina. All I think of is Valdengro. Yeah, yeah. Every time I think of that map.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I should flip-flop. I have a different view of this now. And for how many years has that been used to like paint someone as like, oh, you're- Hey, you flip-flopper! And, and in some cases, yeah, it's pretty pathetic because- Yeah, it could be a bad thing.


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[Assistant] It's almost like you were starting your own Mandela effect. Like you were beginning it.


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[Assistant] Just spreading that misinformation, or however they start.


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[Assistant] Play it again, Sam. Yep. Never said, right? Never, I don't think they ever said that in the movie. Yeah. What's funny is I heard someone, uh, uh, one of the bars close to my house the other night, um,


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[Assistant] Was saying, uhm, the, of the world, singing of the world. Mhm. That's like a Mandela effect thing, I was like, is it?


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[Assistant] So yeaah, it is. And it was a live performance going on. And it was Live Aid back in the day. That big concert, fundraiser concert, whatever. They were performing live on stage at the end of the song. This is right after this guy said it. Of the world.


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[Assistant] Like, he just, he sang it. He's like, well maybe it was the live version where he sings it. I don't know. He doesn't sing it?


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[Assistant] The timing of it was great. I was like, well, he just sang it. He's, well, that was probably because it's the live version.


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[Assistant] Do we go on the flip-flop angle or do we go Mandela effect angle? Cause that's always fun.


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[Assistant] We'll find the top ones, but as far as definition goes, uhm, a false memory is a psychological


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[Assistant] This phenomenon was initially investigated by psychological pioneers Pierre Jeanette and Sigmund Freud. So it's just recalling something


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[Assistant] That's not true. Right. But then it perpetuates and that information spreads and then before you know it everyone thinks that that was true. Oh, because of the spread. Because of the misinformation. Pretty much. Right?


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[Assistant] Thanks BudgeFeed. We'll go with the 25, right after the bat, why not?


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[Assistant] This one? The best one? Or three? Nelson Mandela.


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[Assistant] Death is the number 25. Wait, is that how it got its name? I guess, I don't know. What do you mean, he's not dead? Okay, the first Mandela effect is on the man himself, Nelson Mandela, a prominent South African anti-Part Hyde revolutionarian president. He died on December 5th, 2013.


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[Assistant] However, many people in different countries clearly remember Mandela dying in prison in the 1980s. Some of them even claim they remember his funeral being broadcast on TV. What?


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[Assistant] Let's see, uhm. Go watch it, yeah. We are the ch- number 19. We are the champions lyrics. Really? That's on the list. That's on the list. That's okay. This is perfect.


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[Assistant] We all know this legendary Queen song whose final lyrics is no time for losers cause we are the champions of the world. But in fact, there is no of the world. What? The song just ends with cause we are the champions and it's driving so many people crazy.


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[Assistant] Luke, I'm your father. Yeah. Never says that, right? No, he says no, I am your father. Yeah, he doesn't say Luke, I am your father. Luke, I am not your father. See, 3PO's leg?


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[Assistant] What? Complete, uh, recall it being completely gold?


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[Assistant] Some of them would draw Pikachu all the time and they would swear he had a black tip at the end of the tail. Well, not in this reality. What?


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[Assistant] There's no black tip at the end of Pikachu's tail.


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[Assistant] So that's a perfect example of even just you maintaining that. I, in my head, I picture one too.


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[Assistant] I wish I cared about Pikachu. Snow White, uh, Queen's phrase, mirror mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all? But the real phrase is actually magic mirror on the wall.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Disney World. Some people remember entering the Magic Kingdom through the castle. Another alternate memory is that the castle was much closer to the end of Main Street than it really is. God, I hate that one. I do too. Number one!


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[Assistant] It's the topic of the video. It's not. I know. I don't. Neil Armstrong's death.


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[Assistant] One of the world's most important astronauts and the first person to walk on the moon, Neil Armstrong, died on August 25th, 2012 in Cincinnati, Ohio. However, there is a common belief among his fans that he died one year later in 2013. That was number one. Oh god, that was horrible. That is the dumbest. Who gives a fuck if he did? Really, why would he even hang in there?


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[Assistant] And then keep contributing. Just keep going. Just keep. Yep, cause what you got right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're gonna get killed very, very soon.


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[Assistant] I've seen the house. Right. It's on a bunch of shows, I'm sure. You know, my big thing would be if I had like a bunker like that, like I would absolutely have to have, just for sanity's sake, is a second exit that's in it completely, cause if something happens to your one way in and out,


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[Assistant] Yeah, we do. Duralius? The better your credit score, the easier it is to get the stuff you want.


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[Assistant] So from an outside perspective, and since you've worked uh, industry a little bit, like how, how real is it?


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[Assistant] It wouldn't be hanging around you right there. No. Spiders would be all over your dead mouth, you know what I mean? But, snakes not somebody.


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[Assistant] Bug bites on your peener is not, you know, nobody's gonna like that. Or when you say peener, nobody likes that.


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[Assistant] Honestly, when you've been camping, how many pots have you found? Like so many. They're everywhere.


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[Assistant] I just think it's fascinating that uhm, that they used to walk on land.


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[Assistant] Wails used to walk on land. Wails came from land, went to the water. This is, this is proven. I need to see a picture of this. Of a whale walking on land? No, just the uh, the illustration. The evolutionary chain.


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[Assistant] Have you always been your knowledge? I've known about whale stuff. And then they dive to like up to a mile. Where did you first hear this? What do you mean?


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[Assistant] It would be a whale then. Right, but if that's what ended up in the water making a whale, it's- we can agree that it's the whale. If there was- no, we can't. Uh, what? What do you- what? I don't know, it's the ancestor of a whale. It's not the ancestor, okay.


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[Assistant] So whales don't have legs. I just think, I guess why I brought it up, not for you to be all stupid, Nibs, but...


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[Assistant] You just want legs. The ancestor of the whale had legs, yeah. But it blows my mind where, uh, the fact that they do store, like, uh, the oxygen at the surface, a few minutes, then dive, you know, up to a mile, usually about a mile. Yeah, that's crazy. And they hang down there for an hour, two hours.


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[Assistant] Pots. There's pots all over down there. I just think that's crazy.


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[Assistant] But uh, yeaah, obviously the, like, the Navy studies whales a lot. Uh, or they, they fund studies of whales so they can learn to better, uhm, have human divers, you know.


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[Assistant] How do whales stay down there? Because they breathe air. How do they stay down so long? How do they pressurize? How do they do all this stuff? So.


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[Assistant] A lot of funded studies from like the Navy and what not.


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[Assistant] Where is this at? Oh man. Hold on, let me look it up. I feel like it's like East Coast Africa or something. I don't know.


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[Assistant] And look how the majority of us are evolving now. We're not evolving in physical ways, we're evolving in like, how we process digital things. Oh yeaah. Like...


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[Assistant] We're not heading toward a survivalist route. No.


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[Assistant] That's kinda sick. Like if something pinched your toe, that would tell you that... Your wife's coming. Your wife's on her way.


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[Assistant] Anywho. Yeah, or fourths. Maybe the sevenths. It was what I expected. It was like there was cheese steak stuff in there, fries, and yeah, the cheese


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[Assistant] I'm still on the whale thing. He's totally don't care eyes too right now.


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[Assistant] Netflix and everything else. Of course. And you got those that were in early, Netflix for example, and then everyone who's, uh, jumping in the game trying to play catch up.


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[Assistant] I'm fine. I think the only one that really has muscle now that, like, is the Disney, uh. Yeah, HBO, they have a good model too. They've got a, yeah, they do have a good model, but yeah, Disney, look at the amount of. They've got so much content.


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[Assistant] Where they've branched, they're like, they're relevant to adults now, and it's synonymous with kids. So it's like they've got everything covered.


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[Assistant] Two channels that I really enjoy. I bet you they're music related. They are. I love it. Yep. I bet they're.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and uhm, yeah, super, super charismatic guy, seems super nice.


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[Assistant] That's it. Yeah, an incredibly good performer. And incredibly inspiring. Uhm, another channel that I watch is called Riffs and Beards. So again, it's not like covers or anything, but it's a lot of like guitar reviews, gear reviews. Uhm, there's a guy on there named Fluff, Ryan Bruce, who's uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's another one of those engaging guys who seems really knowledgeable and also, um, engaging. So I, uh, those are the channels that I really like.


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[Assistant] Like, you got a rolled up bag and you're like trying to catch your breath like you're hyperventilating. I don't know. What's it mean?


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeah. Thank you Ridge wallets for sponsoring this. Go to ridgewallet.com forward slash Neebs. Check out all of their cool wallets. They're slim RFID blocking, state of the art, future huge.


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[Assistant] I like the person who put the, uh, hip hop beats to the auctioneers. That was great. That was like... I remember that. Good stuff. I was bumping that in my car.


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[Assistant] Well, Neebs, you know what I say? Never wish for anything that you can work for.


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[Assistant] Probably not, it was just kind of, it probably wasn't that funny. But uhm, you're like, here, here Thicke, you go ahead and drive. Show me how wrong you can drive. And I was like, is that an Asian, is that an Asian joke? I can drive wrong time!


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[Assistant] I feel like you're just saying yes. It's on my board. It's like I want to do an ARK Extinction song, a Conan song, and possibly some other ones, but those are the two that are on my board right now as like, yeaah, these are definitely happening.


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[Assistant] Gotcha, you just used it. I used it just as itself. I don't get a good wifi signal in my, uh, master bathroom. Well there you go. Well cry me a river. Which I spent a lot of time on.


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[Assistant] I think we're doing ARK. Tonight? Think so.


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[Assistant] You done with comments, Nibs? Yes, sir. Uh, my first comment is from the most recent Ark episode. Uh, McCarb says, was anybody else screaming, put lightning on passive in their heads during this episode?


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[Assistant] Have we, uh, we'll listen. Have we done that with animals now?


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[Assistant] No, it's fun. Which is a good segway into Jennifer Latimer's comment. There was a time around 20 minutes when I actually thought, if Simon and Dora don't get this owl, I'm going to unsubscribe.


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[Assistant] Sorry, Mr. Fox is dead. Speech minion.


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[Assistant] Says, this episode was a trainwreck. Absolutely glorious. Neebs going on vacation was probably the greatest thing to happen for this series. Uh, get wrecked Dino Union. Sorry for your loss, Neebs. Also, please tell Maria Minion hi if you read this on commenting on comments. Okay, bye.


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[Assistant] My next comment is from Matthew Hendricks on the most recent Conan video. I feel like Thicke and Duralius are the mightiest warriors in the land. That's so true. They are continually fighting bosses while the other guys just end up exploring everywhere except for boss areas.


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[Assistant] Uh, I guess mostly Thicc, since Dora always dies, and Thicc only usually dies. But, nice try, Duralis. That's a weird comment. That is weird. Duralis always dies, and Thicc only usually dies. Also, Apsro is a homicidal maniac, and I love him.


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[Assistant] Yea, yea we do, we love him. We should kill him. What? Ah, nah. Get the loot. Sweet loot. He only drops like, some arrows and stone.


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[Assistant] Uh, the next comment is from the Conan animated thing that we did with the kitty cat, my bogey. That Ryan Storm did. Jordan Hicks says, it's funny because the military has a running cadence called hard work, and I'm sure old jarhead Dora Lingus would know it.


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[Assistant] I don't hear lyrics. I think the Marine Corps should do shanties as well.


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[Assistant] I'm joking, no, he said what band was Justin Timberlake in and I said minute work. Uh, nope, I don't see. Hard work. Is she the Duchess of Cornwall?


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[Assistant] I know what it's about because she messaged me about only fat people have babies and don't know that they're pregnant, you know? I got a picture right here.


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[Assistant] And this is a little bit, a little bit more behind the scenes. Uh, believe it or not, a lot of times we have trouble agreeing on things or making a decision. So it could be a nightmare, to be quite honest.


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[Assistant] What are your feelings on, uh, like, uh, Trulies and White Claws?


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[Assistant] Because I feel, it's like a huge thing right now, like I was at an event recently where... It's probably just the calories. The abundance of White Claws and Trulies was insane and then it's almost like they're starting their own...


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[Assistant] Like gang. Like a flash mob. No, because there's no dancing and it's like, hey, you're either, you're either truly crew or you're, you're in the claw squad. Oh, I don't care about that. I know you don't care about it, but it's like,


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[Assistant] It spreads. And not only that, but if like you're drinking a Trulie and your buddy's like a White Claw guy, and like it's gotten so out of hand that he just comes stabs you, he's like, I don't need this.


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[Assistant] Whatcha lookin' up, fiac? So, going back to the beer thing, we've got a big Hollywood agent now. I'm gonna, I'm emailing him right now. Ooh, even better, even better. Hey, get on it!


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[Assistant] And then we can even do stupid things like, hey, what's your favorite pizza topping? How's our new-


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[Assistant] Straight to the point. Get back to me. I want, I want some offers from Anheuser-Busch. From Bush-Heiser-Anne. Bush-Heiser-Anne.


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[Assistant] So I was a weasel, uh, probably three years ago at that same venue because I bought tickets to a concert for me and, uh, I forget how old she was at the time. One of my daughters. I don't know. Uh, whatever her name is. Who is she even?


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[Assistant] But we sat down next to some guys and they, they were like pretty cool and they're like, oh, you brought your little daughter here, that's great. And I was like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I already knew I had this plan, regardless of who we were gonna sit next to. These guys next to us were very nice, but I went over to the usher and I'm like, hey, the guys, uh, the guys over there, they're just...


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[Assistant] They're having a good time, they're just being loud, maybe throwing around a little bit of language that you know they can, that's fine. Is there anywhere else where else we can sit? And she's like, oh, this is a sold out show except for the box seats over there. And I was like, Oh, you know what? Don't, don't even worry about it. It's fine. I'll just, you know, maybe we'll just leave a little early. She's like, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] I've done the concert thing with my older daughter. I've used that trick probably about three, three or four times.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're a teacher. You're a teacher. Yes! Oh god, that's- you are crea- this is how it starts. I'm gonna tell you this right now.


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[Assistant] Exactly. That's the point. So Delta, they actually just crack down on it. They still allow it, but you gotta really prove that you need a service.


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[Assistant] I thought that was gonna happen when, uh, when Cooter happened. Right. Felt like that was the big, that's how I know. People at my front door with pitchforks and torches.


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[Assistant] It looks like a maroon. What's the color on the website there? It's either burgundy or maroon. It's burgundy. They might call it like wine or something. It looks like a brick to me. Brick! You nailed it! I called it!


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[Assistant] I just went to Nashville for the first time. That's right, you did. Yeah, tell us about that trip. You didn't get the bag. Yeah. You didn't get it yet. No, I didn't. So you got it after. Yeah, so I was there for an event called Nerdcore Party Con. Uh, it's where about 20 nerdcore artists perform live for an intimate crowd. There was a hundred people there. It almost felt like a retreat.


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[Assistant] No, no, the music was, it was great. It was all over the place. They were very, very, you know, there was an artist, there was two artists there that I thought you would like. One of them, who's also an animator, his name is Stupendium.


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[Assistant] And the other one is Bonecage. And his music is described as like a fever dream.


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[Assistant] Uh, super funny. It doesn't tell me anything. Well, I'll, I'll just have to let you hear. Cheese Horse was fun. I heard a little bit of Cheese Horse. That was a good song. Cheese Horse is a great song. Uhm, so many really, really good artists, but just going back to Nashville itself, I had some barbecue in Nashville. And, uh, it came,


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[Assistant] Yeah, we gotta hook up with like Hyatt or Hilton or somebody like that and be like, hey, we're gonna, we're gonna be doing this. We don't want to pay a cent.


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[Assistant] Uh, but the, going back to the event, the event was great. We had some Niebz Gaming fans there. Cool. Which was awesome. I, I was like...


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[Assistant] Man, no one's gonna show up to see me here for Neem's Gaming.


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[Assistant] Going from Nashville to Atlanta got delayed by storms. By the time we actually got to Atlanta, uh, our flight going from Atlanta to Wilmington had already left and there were no more flights until the next day. So, uh, we just decided to rent a car and drive back.


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[Assistant] They were doing this on a small scale, kinda like we did with PLGX, but a very small scale. They want to go bigger next year, and they, they were like, yea, it'd be great to get all the guys here.


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[Assistant] Music, sure. Yeah, yeah. It's easy to fly in in Nashville. A lot of direct flights there. Yeah, it's a good time. A good vibe, yeah. It was great. Man, Bachelorette parties are, they're all like... Is the season? Yeah, it's like mosquitoes. It was insane.


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[Assistant] Three nights. The one that I did was in Vegas. Three nights? It's overkill.


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[Assistant] And, Dralis, you may have seen this. I used to work in night clubs as well as a doorman. And, uh, some of these girls who are on their bachelorette parties, the brides-to-be, are trying to get fucked. Oh, absolutely. Yes. Some of them are. I know. That's crazy though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, you don't, uh, you probably shouldn't be getting married tomorrow then. You know?


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[Assistant] Is it Rarity? My little pony? Yeah, I believe it is.


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[Assistant] Alright guys, thanks to, uh, awaytravel.com. Yeah. Yes. And thank you for being here.


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[Assistant] I guess real quick, we should kick this off with a thanks to our sponsor, Ridge Wallets. That's right, Ridge Wallets. Slim. RFID blocking lifetime guaranteed wallets. Man, they're great. If you want to look like you're from the future, uh, then you should get one of these. I, I have one. I still love it. You can't even tell they're there.


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[Assistant] That's right. Especially when it gets stolen by your kids. You wouldn't know.


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[Assistant] It's all done with mirrors. Smokin' mirrors. It's crazy. Go to RidgeWallet.com forward slash Neebs. Get yourself 10% off and free shipping as always. It's a good chance you're gonna have it the rest of your life.


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[Assistant] That's who you are. I watched an episode of Tales from the Tour Bus, the animated Mike Judge Cinemax series. Yea, he showed me a little bit of that. Yea, and I saw a good one. It was about Rick James.


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[Assistant] You know it's gonna be good then. Yeah, yeah, and I didn't know this. He started off, he was in a band with Neil Young.


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[Assistant] I don't know. You know, they would talk to like his bandmates and they would, you know, fill in the blanks on like stories that he would tell but like, uhm,


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[Assistant] One of his band, one of his band mates, uh, was bitching about like their costumes. He was like, man, we had these costumes and Rick said they weren't flashy enough. So goddamn it. He just put glitter everywhere. And when that glitter got on you, it was impossible to get off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would watch it if it was live action, but yeah, that it's animated is kind of funny, but, but they do kind of, when they're explaining these stories, uh, like Rick James was like, he had this party at this mansion and


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[Assistant] Uh, Jim Brown, the football great, his daughter was there, but then Jim Brown showed up looking for his daughter and then Rick James ducked out. Back in the day, he was a big guy, but, uh, but they animated it all where you see Jim Brown coming out of his car, like looking around. That makes sense.


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[Assistant] But all the marketing people over there are gonna be like, no, it's gotta be everywhere. Everybody's gotta see this. It's gotta be everywhere. It's gotta be on cups. It's gotta be on fast food lines. It's gotta be everywhere.


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[Assistant] I could be wrong on that. And Norton was second, it was, I forget who, fuck it.


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[Assistant] You would be. And I'd be okay with that. Yeaah. Yeaah. How'd you get that black eye, fucking Jason Momoa? That's right.


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[Assistant] I think we should at least get in there, give it a first look and try to look around and whatever. And then once the game's fully released, or at least halfway there, uh, then start recording episodes if we're at a transition.


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[Assistant] I know there's a mod, but we, but something, there was something with compatibility with the server where it didn't work out. But I'll try it again.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing that you could do is if you have a chest or storage near one of those beds that has the essentials in there for you, you have, you've got like a little base. You can just hop around because you can fast travel. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] If, yea, you gotta make sure that you don't have anything on you because you'll lose it. So if you have those crates there with the essentials in it, you know whether it's like-


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[Assistant] Alright, so my first comment is from KK, or KClippert, and this was on the Thief Simulator video. Uhm, and we talked about reverse vandalism.


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[Assistant] Fill the dishwasher with dirty dishes and trim the hedges. He left a note saying he was sorry for drinking all their wine. That made me laugh.


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[Assistant] Well, uhm, this leads me to AlfredoSauce. Same video. AlfredoSauce says, I'm so angry with these guys right now. Why in the world was Simon not in this game?


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[Assistant] He should have been the one playing and he and Vinny are probably related somehow. Come on guys, you really missed a pretty big opportunity right here. He's absolutely right. I would have rather have seen Simon play that game because the immersive-ification like would have been perfect because Vinny's on the other line and Simon's like SHUT THE FUCK UP!


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, I don't see too much on it. But I did find an article. So it's a word. And if it's not, then we've just made a word. I've just made a word. You're welcome.


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[Assistant] A house being locked from the inside and you couldn't unlock it. Oh, that's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Hey Siri, is immersification a word? Why would you not? She doesn't know. Fuck you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, Zachary Armstrong commented on the Ark video, uh, the gas bag video, you know?


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[Assistant] Uh, it says when driving the gas bags, don't use the WASD keys.


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[Assistant] Just pick a direction and hit space, otherwise you'll use up your stored air and will take fall damage. Gas bags are great for hauling loot and crap across distances. Metal runs have never been so easier. Also, Apsro, my friend hates your hat, especially since it's blue. I say keep wearing it, it looks good on ya.


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[Assistant] Alright, Sonic Titan commented on the same video, says, Well, I do mostly, but she remembers you as the sandwich guy. Moving on, the debate we have is over a Reuben sandwich of any kind. Should it be served hot or cold? Please talk about it on commenting and comments. And he says,


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[Assistant] You know what, I don't know if we've ever talked about this before, we may have, but you know what a great hot sandwich is? Is a Monte Cristo.


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[Assistant] Well, at Bennigan's, the way that we made it, it was on wheat, it was ham, swiss, turkey, and we deep fry it.


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[Assistant] So that's it from me on comments. Oh yeaah. I'm up. Look at him.


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[Assistant] Okay, and now I am going to play the part of, uh,


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[Assistant] Rude but funny. Is it Kane or Kanye loves Kanye?


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[Assistant] You're probably saying the same thing, like, it's the same thing where people are like, I don't know why those guys aren't pumping out more Duralias.


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[Assistant] Unless they make bad investments. Flip bad houses.


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[Assistant] Sweet. Hey, they said they're gonna send us some beer. I'm alone on that one. Yeah. Beer? No. Beer! Okay. They don't ma- it's not like Ridge Beer.


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[Assistant] Um, no, they're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna send us beer. They asked, like, hey, do you guys like beer? I said, yeah, we do.


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[Assistant] named Bean, her feisty elf companion, Elfo, and her personal demon,


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[Assistant] What looks to be Lucy. So watch Disenchantment Season 1 on August 17th, only on Netflix. I'm really going to check that out. Yeah, no, I'm curious. How do you not?


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[Assistant] And it just ends with a G, right? Yeah, but you're right if he's right, and it does end with a G. Yeah, Greenig. No, I end G though.


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[Assistant] We recorded this podcast. In the present. In the present while we were in Austin. So it's gonna sound funky. Oh, the next part. The next part. We're in the present now. We're in the present now. We're gonna go back in time. The past. From what? Three days ago.


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[Assistant] This horse picture, you're seeing it now because it's on my phone. The two centaurs. Mating. Mating. Yea, he's holding her ponytail. And while, and then she's holding a branch. Right, it's weird.


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[Assistant] Alright, good, I got that picture, so we're putting it in. Alright, so anyway, we're here to talk about our other sponsor, Dollar Shave Club, right now. Pretty fancy.


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[Assistant] I really like their body wash, and I really like their, the butt wipes. I've only used them twice, but man!


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[Assistant] Keep the blades coming for a few bucks more a month and add in shampoo, toothpaste, or anything else you need. Check it all out at dollarshaveclub.com slash Neebs.


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[Assistant] That's dollarshaveclub.com. Slash Neebs. Yes! You did that last part, it made it fancier. Yeaah. Cause it's you, you're the Neebs.


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[Assistant] We are in, bitch. Alright, so do we go back to the...


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[Assistant] No, anyway. Okay. What was in that burp, Vic?


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[Assistant] I want a quick strip joint story. We have a friend, I mean, you guys all know him, not gonna drop any names, but uh, he's an interesting fella.


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[Assistant] To like, as if to give me what I needed to go there, cause he knew I wasn't all about doing the dollars and shit. He gave me a stack of 20s. Like how big is the stack? Cause that's important, that's the thing. I mean it was several hundred. So did you go to the store and just buy a bunch of gum? No, it was for the strip joint.


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[Assistant] He's like, no, you give him 20s, then you get the attention, you know.


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[Assistant] Well he was wrong. He was wrong too. But I remember trying it.


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[Assistant] I don't know. That's a good point. I don't know if they updated it or not. Cause that seems like something you would fix. Did you have a little gas icon? Yeah, but it went, if you just tapped it, that went down.


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[Assistant] Because if it died every time, yeah, what would be the purpose? And if, if, uh, like a kangaroo can make those leaps and land without any damage, a gas bag should be able to do that as well.


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[Assistant] If we were just playing for fun and not for entertainment's sake, we would obviously be playing together.


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[Assistant] Oh. I don't know, that's- that's something, huh? Right now, like-


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[Assistant] Explore notes. Conan's got the equivalent of that too, the walls you read and shit. At least you hear the voice over and you can, I don't know, if you gotta sit there and actually read.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's... Yea, you played it recently. Yea, I mean, I made that one video, I don't, I just, I doubt it's going to do anything on our channel if Five didn't, you know. Yea. I, I don't see New Dawn doing it, so. But you enjoyed it. I mean, I love Far Cry. Right, yes.


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[Assistant] In the situations like that. They were stranded. Like they really had no guidance. And I just, it blows my mind that when they decide.


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[Assistant] We could talk about this, I mean, forever, but uh, the one, I mean, there's so many things, but Kylie Jenner?


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[Assistant] Do you remember what she got paid for her one tweet? 250. 250 grand. For a tweet.


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[Assistant] It was a death race per se, it was like a, it was another obstacle course. It was the figure 8 race.


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[Assistant] Uh, don't hate on these first couple, uh, randomly, um, you know, different things pop up in your YouTube feed and, uh, back in the best puns video we did, right? I was just like looking at a couple comments, cause I just played, I just listened to it again and that's...


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[Assistant] That's a ridiculous video. But those joke series were pretty fun, but these two got me kinda, kinda good, but uh, this is just one pun from Dodge Driving. Uhm, did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.


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[Assistant] It's a good visual, huh? Yeah, if you like that. Anyway, and this was just funny to me and maybe it's just me, but from Kevin Calverley. It's not a pun, but he threw in a joke.


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[Assistant] I feel like it needs an accent of some sort because the writing, I assume he's maybe four and I'm not sure. But I'm not making fun of you, Kevin, this was hilarious to me. Guy talks to a girl at the buffet.


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[Assistant] Guy, damn that's a lot of food on your plate. They're about to party in your mouth tonight? Girl, yes there is about to be. Giggle.


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[Assistant] Girl's son walks up. If there's a party, I'm coming.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Zachary James says, oh Adoravid, we got thicc'd.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Alice, uh, Lisa Marie says love the irony of Dora criticizing the ladies driving. Members hard right turn straight into the lake. Niebz remembers. I remember. Like it was yesterday.


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[Assistant] Speaking of jokes, I don't understand. Another one? Yep. Oh, great. This is off of, uh, Far Cry as well, I believe. Zero Deceptive 27 says, uh, I feel like Duralius could be a news reporter. He would be like, tonight it's gonna be cloudy with a chance of snow, like your mom was last night.


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[Assistant] And that would be funny to us because how dumb, but we know each other like that. So this, I was curious if there was some, you know, if someone told you a joke and like, I don't get it, we were like.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Out there. And Dakota Fanning is an amazing actor and she's, and what a sweetheart, she's a sweetheart.


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[Assistant] The sense of accomplishment is what it's all about. Just, you did it. It's like playing a video game but in real life.


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[Assistant] We're gonna break it back down to, uh, like chemistry now, but like working out and eating better is going to help out your well-being. Oh, absolutely. It absolutely will.


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[Assistant] If it's, everything's clean because I feel like everything around me is, that's all good to go so I can focus on the task at hand.


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[Assistant] So, I don't know the definition of soup. Soup does not have to be hot. What is the definition of soup? Yea, it certainly doesn't have to be.


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[Assistant] Typically made by boiling meat, fish or vegetables, et cetera, in stock or water.


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[Assistant] I think life is kind of salty. All these definitions really kind of come down to this thing, like this is a, this one says a food made by cooking vegetables, meat or fish in a large amount of liquid. So they, most of these definitions do go with the meat and vegetable thing.


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[Assistant] I can already predict this, uhm, those wigs, like we just saw there, the Simon Ark wigs. They're gonna be sold out. Oh, they're so easy.


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[Assistant] I knew I had limited, that one little crevasse. Yea, you got sucked into it. I'm glad that that existed in that particular map or zone. That was fun, that added a little bit of drama. I got sucked into it twice. You did, you stayed down there.


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[Assistant] I just want to add one more, only because I didn't do any from, uh, VR Traffic Cup.


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[Assistant] And it's simple. It's uhm, from Lena A. Haugen-Herstad. Neib's dancing is the best thing I've seen on YouTube today. You are a great traffic cop.


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[Assistant] Fun traffic cop ever, and then there was us, Simon.


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[Assistant] I was, that's why I played in the first place, to see if there was potential for that. But since it is still just one player.


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[Assistant] I like the VR movement, which I used to hate, but now I prefer because of the motion. When you're moving around with the touchpad, like in time, that really jacks with your brain. I'd rather warp myself. Yea, the warping keeps you kind of in a grip.


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[Assistant] That's in like dread hauls and another game like, for me, 50 minutes.


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[Assistant] And two times I played games like that for 15 minutes, the walking around, and I just, I got so hot, and I had the fan going above me, and when I took the headset off, because I had to, I was nauseous for a good half hour. That happens to me. On two different occasions.


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[Assistant] I just feel like, uh, it's like your brain, and I'm sure everyone's wired differently, but uh, I'm usually good with VR. But I think your brain sees you moving and it's like, I'm not doing this. Your legs need to be controlling that.


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[Assistant] I mean it's all, it's all evolving and yeaah, our legs will have to, those track pads, once they're standard, that'll be wonderful.


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[Assistant] Nieb's cast? Ooh. So I'm- Lots of drama within that read. Yeaah. I like, uh, I'm a big fan of audiobooks. Really? Yeaah. Because you don't have to read.


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[Assistant] Well, when you're driving, people say it's unsafe to read. I like to say screw them, I prefer to read. What's your favorite genre? Bible. Jesus is my genre. Matthew, Mark, maybe some Luke. Everything BC.


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[Assistant] I love the movie so much because I pretty much recognized every place in the movie, so I didn't pay much attention to the story. I was just impressed. I know that place! I know the guy! Like I knew a lot of- I beat on that wall! Like there was a place that they had a scene outside of, uh, of this punk bar that was literally three doorways down from where I worked.


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[Assistant] Kagan's was the name of it. And you know, I guess one of the bad guy characters got caught up in this rumble and I'll always remember like several of those people that they just got people who normally hang out at the bar to be in the movie.


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[Assistant] I knew those guys cause I used to go in there every once in a while cause they would drink coffee in my place and I'd drink beer in their place. So I know people in the movie that I haven't seen from it. It's like fun. It's fun seeing people in movies that you know.


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[Assistant] Videos like this on YouTube. Can I- What don't you understand?


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[Assistant] I get it, but I don't understand the value in very small numbers as opposed to getting like, let's just say if you got 10,000 people watching you at once, right? That's a lot of people. And then you have a video that you put up that gets 300,000 views.


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[Assistant] And they look at the 10,000 live impressions as more valuable than the 300,000 views. And I guess that part I don't really like. And here's something that's interesting. You remember there was a bad hurricane, so this will tell you exactly when it was. When I was told this by a woman in Long Beach.


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[Assistant] About four, five, six years ago, there was a major hurricane in Long Island, Hurricane Sandy. Okay. Fucked up Long Island. I remember that. I ended up going up there and I ended up working in, in Long Beach because I was low on work and I needed money. Gutten, this woman's house, she worked all over the world. She worked with, uh, I guess with social media. She told me then,


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[Assistant] The entire future of what's valuable in entertainment will be live. For some reason, there's so much value in live. You can't do a Marvel movie live. No, you can't. No, no, not the whole entire future of entertainment. It's just the fact that being live is such a major thing in entertainment and major value.


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[Assistant] That I remember hearing this woman and this was just, just like an old lady in her sixties who just was in the business. She's like, yeah, that's the future. I feel like, you know, it's, it's its own new thing.


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[Assistant] You know, it's, it's valuable as its own entertainment.


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[Assistant] Whereas like, okay, now you have live streaming, you have YouTube, you have movies, you have Netflix, like, there's so many options nowadays, and they're all valuable in their own right? Yea. There's the unknown involved. I don't think, I mean, when the internet first came along, everybody was like, oh, cable's doomed, cable's gonna go away, cable's still here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well it also, I mean, we all have different passions in regards to content as well. Like, I wouldn't want to do more live streaming just because I'm not passionate about live streaming. I mean, I enjoy doing it once a week with our audience on Twitch, that's great.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Exactly. It's like I would go back to the cartoons or something like that. I would take the Patreon route and be like, alright, listen, I want to make these, I want to make, make stuff.


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[Assistant] And I, this is, this is what I enjoy doing. I enjoy that crafted thing rather than that just kind of spontaneous thing. Cause I don't even think I'm not, I'm not entertaining kind of, I don't have that spontaneous brain. Like I like to really think about things. I like to write. Like, like you guys are a little bit sharper witted as far as puns and jokes. You know, I, I'm not that brain.


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[Assistant] I agree. Yeaah. Now that, now that would be, that's just us hanging out, talking as friends. That's an obvious, of course. It's kinda what our podcast is anyway, except one of us is playing a video game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. But with, with the stream, obviously we are really focused on everyone that's there because everyone's, you know, donating and doing whatever. So it's like, so that you have that poll where this is, this would be very different. It would be like this, but live. Exactly. And I think it would have to, but it would have to be also structured.


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[Assistant] You know what? It would force me, it would force me to care about what I look like. So I would say yea, I'll go cameras. But people will be shocked. Anybody know a good stylist here in town?


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[Assistant] It's bingo with this Italian guy. And you know what? Actually, the structure could be, I mean, you could make something really fun. Actually, shit man, we could sell this. I always want to sell everything. Calm down. The winner just gets a handful of spaghetti thrown at their face.


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[Assistant] It is a good name for a party. It's a great name for a party. A slam-a-jam. It's just musically related. We could have slam-a-jam t-shirts. Yea, of course.


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[Assistant] That's what makes me wanna leave all the more when you tell me I can't do it. Tell me, tell me I can't stay and I wanna, and I wanna stay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they had, they, they sent the film out to theaters and then sent another version out to theaters with updated effects.


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[Assistant] He did a great video just this past week, kind of on the same thing of, uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh, there's more ideas, okay. More ideas. I'm kidding about the time. Are we, uh, like for the whole live thing, did that talk finish? No, not necessarily.


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[Assistant] Oh god, yeaah. Sutter all the time! Yeaah. We're all gonna, all of our little flubs and, ahem, that's deralious.


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[Assistant] The cough. And I get what it is. I get it. It's a throat. It's a throat thing. We all have our little things that we do, so those are the things that I'm thinking to myself, how do we fix that? Because nobody wants to hear a lot of that shit. No, I chew on a lot of ice. There's a lot of stuff that I have to take out because you go, yea, nobody wants to hear this.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, I've never had that experience. Which part? The cocaine.


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[Assistant] I'm going to, eventually. I've talked about this, the deathbed bender.


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[Assistant] You know, they were partying in Amsterdam, like last year. And you go, that makes sense. Wherever you, if you're ever going to do anything, I suggest you do it in places that are legal.


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[Assistant] That people look at like mushrooms and like even edibles with THC. There's a lot of medicinal uses for mushrooms and edible THC. Lots of them. I take Advil. Advil is not nearly as good for you, believe it or not. Advil fucks up your liver.


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[Assistant] What's sad is if I gave you some CBD, if you, if you had a headache and I gave you some tincture, even though like one out of three people might get a better reaction to a headache with taking a tincture of CBD, and would you go like, yeah, I'll try it. Or would you go, no, no, fuck it, I'm just going to take the ibuprofen. I don't know, because I kind of feel like you're a witch. I know.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. Sorry, you'll take ibuprofen though that's made by God knows who with really what knows what's in there because you haven't done the research. I just heard, um, who regulates


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[Assistant] My dad's on the CBD train. Look at that. Yeah, he was, uh, he has a little rub. Yeah. He fell down the other day, busted his ass, and he got a little CBD rub. You know how many people, uh, okay, this, this might be my first official plug, cause I got a, whatever you call it. Plug it, plug it, do it, do it, do it, plug, plug, plug. MyGreenFlower.com


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[Assistant] I actually have a business in this and one of the, uh, the rubs, it's really easy to get people to.


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[Assistant] You just gotta make sure whatever you get, when you do get, it's so easy to get stuff that is not what it says it is, or you don't know if it really is what it is, so you gotta do your research, and that's that.


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[Assistant] You like come to my house because I'm so hungover, I get the IV, I'm good to go. They will hydrate the fuck outta you. I mean a bottle of water will do it too, right?


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[Assistant] Introduce permanent map and buff changes for the players to deal with.


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[Assistant] Evil geniuses. There's even more this season to enjoy with Monday Night League joining the schedule. Catch the game Saturdays at 2pm Pacific Time, Sundays at noon Pacific Time, and Monday Night League at 5.30pm Pacific Time on watch.lolesports.com.


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[Assistant] Twitch or YouTube, that's watch.lolesports.com, twitch.tv forward slash lcs or youtube.com slash lol esports for Saturday, Sunday and Monday night league action.


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[Assistant] The sport would involve throwing something into something that would get you points.


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[Assistant] That was pretty funny, uh, in Austin, you know, we always had to walk under that bridge where all, you know, several homeless people lived. So, several of that while we were there that weekend. It's always funny to me. It's not funny, the situation is terrible. So, I'm still sorry, it's mental illness. There's a whole lot of problems there, but I just love watching that guy run up to a car with his little squeegee.


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[Assistant] You gotta appreciate the effort. Yeah. There is effort there. Yep. Which is great. Well, there's effort, but it's also, they, they were doing it because they wanted you to feel obligated to give them money. Oftentimes. Yeah, yeah. And they would put their hand out like, look at what I did for you, give me my money. Right. I cleaned your window. And that's fucked up. Yeah, it is. That's not a good thing. Anyone who ever does it like that is a bully.


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[Assistant] Most of the time, I know a lot of these people make money doing this, and those are real fucking douchebags, just the ones that are lazy. Yeah. They're like, I'm just gonna sit on the side of the road and pan out because I can make money. But most of them are there because they're in a bad position, and you go, hopefully, God, if I was in that position, making bad choices, I would hope somebody would be kind enough to maybe give me a dollar, even though I don't deserve it.


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[Assistant] You know what's fucked up though, is when somebody approaches you, I've had people approach me downtown when I'm with my kid, trying to do the song and dance of like, Oh, it's not a tricky, it's fucked up.


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[Assistant] Cause I'm just like, you know what, like you're gonna try to, you're gonna try to feed me the bullshit line that you're trying to get gas. I gotta go somewhere, man. Sorry, I'm not even gonna pretend to listen to you.


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[Assistant] And I don't know the best, I mean, I just, I think that the mostly fear tactic is a shitty tactic. I think fear is a great thing to let them know about. It's good to be scared. You should be. But it's just like the full on fear, fear, fear thing.


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[Assistant] I tweeted like a complete nerd, like bitching about The Witcher.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, I'm like episode six, the Witcher, like if you're a fucking, if you're a mage, why the hell are you sword fighting? Cause it annoyed me. I'm going like.


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[Assistant] So I was like, oh, okay, I get it, but that episode too, a lot of, a lot of like, there's, there's, um, love involved in the show that you guys seen anything. You don't know between who yet, but there's love.


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[Assistant] For an episode there, I was like, oh, fuck, they're fucking this thing. They're gonna fuck it all up. And then I said, alright, I'm gonna finish it. And then I was happy. And then now I'm like, yeah, bring on season two. Awesome.


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[Assistant] He's great in it. My only criticism of him in the world, I mean, he's doing great, but it almost sounds like he's doing an impression of the video game Witcher, which you probably don't remember ever hearing or playing. I'm okay with that, cause yea, I don't, I think...


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[Assistant] I sound like an idiot when I talk to my dog.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It's weird. Alright, put me on the spot. Give me like a genre. Well, it's set in the future of humanity. Okay. And you have all these different factions. There's Earth and Luna, there's Mars, and then there's the belt. There's people working on the asteroids in the outer belt line. Okay. So you got these three little factions and the belt


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[Assistant] Is entirely reliant on Earth and Mars, and Mars wants control of the belt, Earth wants control of the belt, and the belt wants to be their own thing. So you got like, kind of these three factions, power struggle working together. Alright, I don't think I need it anymore. It's wonderful. And it's really, it's done well, huh? It's shot wonderfully, I like the acting, I like the characters. Who wears it on?


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[Assistant] It's on Amazon. It's an Amazon original series. Great! And I just fired it up and started watching and I was like, three episodes in, I'm like, this is awesome, I like this a lot. Any notable actors or actresses? Thomas Jane's in it, uh, in his, yeaah, he's great.


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[Assistant] Raiden. No, I know who you're thinking, that's uh, Christopher Lambert. It's not, it's not Christopher Lambert.


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[Assistant] But the Punisher is, does look Latino or Italian, doesn't he? No, different Punisher. First Punisher. Thomas Jane Punisher.


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[Assistant] No! Why? I was never into the first one, so I mean, I'll watch it, but-


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[Assistant] That's why I think The Witcher is really good, cause I can tell, you can tell, or at least I think it is, cause it's supposed to be a great book, uh, and it kinda like is put together like it's a book.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. I love him. Real quick, I want to bring Thomas Jane back and go bring it in for a second. And then I want to talk about, because this might, you know, this is one of those situations where I think our computers are listening to us because up here in the search things is a punisher, expanse, Christopher Lambert.


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[Assistant] How are Thomas Jane and Christopher Lambert related? Why did you bring up Christopher Lambert? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Oh shit. Anyway, that's weird. Go ahead, Simon. It's from Lambert. I wanted to hear. Uncut Gems.


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[Assistant] Very dark and yeaah. So, and this was, uh, very dark and made sense and was fucked up and like, oh shit. And then, and then the end is like...


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[Assistant] Okie doke. You know what? Sandler gets shit on a lot. For probably good reason. Great actor. But yea, I mean every now and then he'll just do something kinda wild like that. Dude, he fuckin' nailed this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like that shit was fucked up, like I never even saw that movie. There's a lot of his stuff that I'd never even seen. I just went, that doesn't interest me at all. Right, right, right. But, uh, yeah, I don't want to give anything away.


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[Assistant] I think that he's, I think that he's out of it now. Like by the next time you want to do it, you should, you should, you should try to see it because when you want to do it, you should just do it. Commit to the craft. Commit to it Duralius. It's such an interesting, to me it's like watching a train wreck at this point.


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[Assistant] You know? It's like, I tell myself I don't want to see anymore Star Wars movies, but I gotta see this train wreck.


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[Assistant] The game was amazing, like I worry about that being translated to film. Because the game is amazing and it's like, I think a lot of people know that story. I wish it would just do something completely different.


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[Assistant] That universe is just, they're so scared to get away from that little clump of Star Wars. It's like, that's what makes the new ones kind of uninteresting.


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[Assistant] And the fan service is real. Yeah, it's obnoxious.


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[Assistant] Yep, there's one, this isn't gonna spoil the movie, there's one moment in the movie that Anthony had to tell me what the fuck that meant because like someone comes up to Chewie and they're like, Princess Leia wanted you to have this and they had like a gold medal and I'm like, fuck is that?


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[Assistant] What the fuck does that mean? And Anthony had to tell me there's this whole thing that people were mad that Chewie didn't get a medal at the end of episode four. And I'm like, what? Like that's a thing? And that had to be put in the middle? Like that shouldn't be there. That's such a fanservice jackoff thing. Just leave that out. Had nothing to do with the story.


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[Assistant] If that had been a thing in the movie where Chewie's been mad for four movies that he didn't get the medal, and then he got the medal, fine, because it's in the movie. It makes sense in the context of the film. But just to put it in there because the fans say, like, you have to get to a point where when you're writing you gotta be like, alright, fuck the fans a little bit. So how many fans in the theater?


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[Assistant] It's like, wow. They just didn't get, they didn't know what to do. What do we do? What do we do with this last film? Uh, let's bring back, uh, the only villain that anybody knows.


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[Assistant] He was, he was the villain in that. It was great, but he had died too early.


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[Assistant] They're like, eh, he's this really interesting villain. I was like, ooh, Sandy, and he's killing it. He was like, he was fun and energetic. I was like, he's gonna be a good villain for this movie. They're like, okay, nah, he's gone.


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[Assistant] Now we got, uh, uh, what is his, Michael? What's his name? What's that accent? Michael B. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan. And he's got like, uh, beads all over his body tattooed in. Michael Beads. I heard that that, uh, Jordan. Any of you guys see that TV show?


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[Assistant] TV show, sounds weird to say that. Yeah. The TV show. The streaming series. Uh, that's, uh, I guess he was producing, I think he's in it, and it's about like a little boy, and uh, he's a superhero?


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[Assistant] This is a superhero show, I heard, but it's about a kid who's a superhero. So it's a little bit different because the kid, and apparently, you know, it's supposed to be like a kind of a, you know, it's like a single, I think it might be a single mom, little boy who's like maybe five or four and trying to protect him because he's got these powers. Did anyone see Brightburn?


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[Assistant] Yeah, what if he was a real brat? I never saw him, I was just curious. Oh, okay. Like, I'm a superhero, I'm gonna use my laser eye to cut daddy in half. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Daddy's been bad.


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[Assistant] Which probably would have happened when you really think about, cause every kid I've ever known throws tantrums. Clark can't even as a baby would have thrown a tantrum at some point.


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[Assistant] Jonathan and Martha Kent would have been bruised and beaten, like, all the time. No, he was, no, he was a better person.


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[Assistant] He had better, he can't, he had come from better. I don't think he could ever really, well it was very difficult to get him very upset. Out in the farm life. The farm life is very easy. But you know, there's gotta be- Super easy. Super easy. There's gotta be those nights where Clark, no you can't have cake, you didn't eat your veggies. And he just throws a chair through the window.


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[Assistant] I wanna see the uh, the John and Martha Kent show. Where they have to deal with a fucking three year old. A three year old super baby.


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[Assistant] Well hello! Hi! Hi! What's going on guys?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is strange. And now that we've said that, uh, Neve's Cast is brought to you by Capcom, the creators of Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate. Ooh! A new game experience for up to four players on the Nintendo Switch. You guys switch it up. Yeah, I do. I don't, I'm thinking of buying one.


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[Assistant] I know. Jonathan Brown says, hot damn, getting spoiled with videos this week. And Adob said, I think the other day we had like eight. Eight in seven days? Eight videos in seven days.


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[Assistant] Hey, you guys got Spotify's! Hey, come on! All the kids do Spotify.


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[Assistant] I got pulled a video, uh, pulled a comment from the video that I put out today. House flipper.


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[Assistant] If you focus on reading more in every game, you won't get lost as confused nearly as often. And it's so sad. Did you enjoy it, Neebs?


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[Assistant] Hold on, let me finish. I just hope this series continues. Watching you play solo is awesome, uh, but maybe you could have, uh, some of the rest of the crew cameo by reading the job emails in the customer's voice. Nobody's gonna read for you. No, that's actually a funny idea. But that's what you're trying to do right now. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Anyway, that's it. So you were going to say something? Somebody just give me the words. No, I can read it, but wouldn't it be fun if I'm reading an email from Sarah in one of you guys's imitation of a woman, Sarah?


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[Assistant] You also, you also understand that I am reacting to a game that I'm playing. So you knew. No, I didn't know.


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[Assistant] No, I was annoyed that it was gone, genuinely, cause I thought it was bullshit. And when I got back to the job and it was there, I was like, so I got it here and I don't have it there. I was thinking maybe something was going on. It was all real. It doesn't let you renovate your own house.


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[Assistant] Because the house you live in is a piece of shit. I know, but I'm just reacting in the way of like, I'm being my, I'm being like, I haven't watched the sign.


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[Assistant] It is. It is. I have a feeling it's just all gonna be right there in that one place. It's a cookie cutter neighborhood. Yeaah. But it's just gonna be in the one place. But I think it's, uh, if people like it, they'll watch it. If they don't like it...


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[Assistant] I mean, to me, it's fun and that was easy too. It was a quick recording. It was just like, I recorded for 30 minutes. You're really selling it now.


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[Assistant] You probably could have worded it better is what he's saying.


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[Assistant] That's what you need. Local ad space? Local ad space. Just like all the cheap ad. This shit is cheap around here. The stuff that we see. I see entire shows.


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[Assistant] How much does that cost? I wanna start doing my own funny shows just for fun. You can probably find out. Call the TV station. Well, let's do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I'm sorry, I had to create a new potential series, sorry. Oh no, I didn't promise the fans that I was gonna do the cooking show next week. Yeah, well, I promised a thousand people and they can all go to hell. And you even set a date, I think. Well, I said this week apparently, but I can't. If I'm gonna produce this, it needs to be done right. Yeah. Would that take a half hour to record?


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[Assistant] What? Because then we see it for real, and then we cut it, and then we bite into it. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, no, we're not gonna do it, but I can see that it's a good idea.


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[Assistant] Subnautica, below zero. Any dates? That's not gonna be 00FU's adventure. No. So, no, I'm just trying to figure out what, like, what do you think when it comes down to, like, how to do something with it.


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[Assistant] I think, uh, I think even if you didn't figure out a way to do something with it, something like that for a playthrough would be kind of a no-brainer since we already know a lot of our audience likes the game and cares about the game and we obviously have a connection to them.


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[Assistant] Because you spend one third of your life sleeping, so you might as well be comfortable.


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[Assistant] That's pretty, uh, what would that be said ever?


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[Assistant] Oh really? Holy fuck. Oh, it's bad. I had to reoccurring. Yeah, I get that. And I also have one recently that started in the last probably few years maybe. It's, I don't remember anything except the fact that I'm losing my teeth.


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[Assistant] Do you just spit? Do you just like get the tooth and spit it out and then another one and you spit it out and that's basically it? Different, different things. Sometimes they're spit.


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[Assistant] Maybe. Yeaah, I like that. Cause he's not a very forgetful person. Yeaah, no, it seems like he did it on purpose. I think that's fun. Yeaah, it is. Like, if you're gonna come to my place, you're gonna die.


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[Assistant] Hey listen, let me ask you a question. Can I interrupt for a second? No. Ask me a question. Okay, what are you more scared of, sharks or cows? Oh boy.


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[Assistant] Your eyes are dirty. Every year. You're making that up. At least once a month every year. At least. Probably in North Carolina. Probably multiple people.


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[Assistant] Cows, cows are very minimal all over the place. They're more scarce than the water. Much more scarce than the water. Fuck. And they kill more people. You live in a suburb. And they kill more people. How do they live in Wyoming? I repeat. Yeah, they'll, they'll poke them, they'll gourd them.


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[Assistant] I'm serious, I want my voice in the game. Where are they based out of? Poland.


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[Assistant] Alright, well hey listen, this has been wonderful.


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[Assistant] Really good time. Huh? Really good time today. Yep. Well good, well thank you for being here and listening. Yeah. Don't forget Spotify and...


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[Assistant] Yes, you're here. He's an up and coming YouTuber.


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[Assistant] My kids are fine. Yeaah. Now they are. I don't think I dropped, I dropped one in the water. I think Neves, I was with you, we were, I think we went out on the boat. We were on a bridge.


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[Assistant] No, we're- On accident? No, no, I was holding, uh, my oldest one. She was real little. And then somebody threw me a football. I've been catching footballs all my life, so- Oh my god. Just innately, I just dropped the kid and caught the ball. I'm like, yes! And you were there!


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[Assistant] Just ignore it. Those are the same people that didn't like Far Cry. The Far Cry series. Crazy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, uh, yeah, and I just let it roll off my back and I almost find, uhm, I think it's safe to say that I probably get the majority of the negative comments. And I love that you bring that. Yeah. Do you? Well, he used it for sure.


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[Assistant] Now, but I almost feed off of the negativity, like, as, as would a, uh, a heel in professional wrestling. Like, like I wouldn't, I would either want to be well-liked or hated because that means you're relevant. It's true. I don't want to be in between because that means you're forgettable. You're a character. Right. We're characters.


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[Assistant] I'll go next. I got mine from the most recent Ark video, the rescue one.


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[Assistant] With Mr. Moon? Oh yes. Yeah, yeah. And it was funny because I was reading those comments and a lot of, there was a lot of negativity in there thinking that a lot of it was scripted. Now keep in mind, you know, the five of us are used to improv-ing with each other.


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[Assistant] So, you know, we didn't have that dynamic with Mr. Moon, so we're, we're, you know, trying to work that out, but still, much of that was improvised.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was just surprised that I saw a lot of, oh, this is scripted, this is scripted.


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[Assistant] Uh, Justin Subtles comes in with our first comment. I'll get this out of the way. Thicc was responsible for the death of one animal. Neebs, single-handedly, is responsible for the genocide of all their animals.


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[Assistant] Not after the last few episodes that we shot and you'll see why. God, you guys are idiots.


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[Assistant] Yeah, figure out things and try not to get eaten by everything.


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[Assistant] This comment's from the same video. Jahani Thompson says, while Apsro's having fun with the Gimp, the Gimp hints about other tribes being out there. That will make things more interesting for a couple Ark videos. There are more, there are more unknown


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[Assistant] Yes. Simon, you get excited about taming people. There should be a white Colonel Sanders suit that you can wear.


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[Assistant] Well, there's that saying like, there's that one saying that's like, uh, if you lock your wife in the trunk of your car and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour and open it up, one of them's gonna be happier to see you than the other. That's why dogs are great, cause you can lock them in the trunk of your car for an hour.


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[Assistant] I personally think the addition of Mr. Moon playing as the Gimp is a great compliment to the series. It definitely added a new dynamic and really put a big smile on my face.