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[Assistant] Yeah, he's only heard it one sided. He can only hear you, Mike. Like he goes, I wasn't hearing, I didn't know there was other people on the podcast. He, when you only have one ear, you only hear one of the people. I don't know.


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[Assistant] You fin- find that ear. Where you go throw that ear away when you're leaving? You know, if you get a flower, if you get a balloon, you could like let it go or some, uh, but in a big bulls ear. But you have to do the same thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was like a mess. I think he was like psychotic. Dude, did you go to that one house in, uh, uh, Amsterdam where the mayor wrote his thing in blood?


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[Assistant] So a house that where the mayor lived like back in the 1600s was a madman cut his arm off and then wrote something in blood and the blood is still stained in the building. Wow. And you can see it. And that's like.


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[Assistant] And you know, that was just 1600's man. Not that long ago.


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[Assistant] I mean, but you, you know, that's the time you dealt with that stuff. Like, you know, we talk about, we don't talk about, but politics are crazy. And you're like, back then you're like,


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, they did, they voted for him and then he got in. He's like the mayor. And then, I mean, then he did that. And they're like, we'll let you borrow a pen. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he just became a mad man. That is, yeah.


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[Assistant] That's definitely a mayor that would end up doing that, I believe is a mayor, is, uh, some of the younger kids voted for that mayor. Like, that's when they, they got the young vote out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that, I mean, you know, we watched interviews with his dad or her dad. I mean, just brutal. And it was like, they think like a week later, like she wouldn't, they wouldn't have, you know, they don't really know who turned them in.


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[Assistant] It ended. It technically, I think it was already in, the war ended. But it's like, you know, by the time they, they, you know, they don't just like it.


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[Assistant] So they were like, if they would have stayed hidden one more week, they would have been... How long was she in prison?


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[Assistant] In the camp? In the camp. Yea, in the camp. I don't think that long. I don't think that long, but I mean they just got, she got sick and then it just, you know.


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[Assistant] I mean, cause I don't even know, like, and some of them were, uh,


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[Assistant] Like her dad survived and then you just come out and you can't find him. I mean it's unimaginable. Like it's just unimaginable.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, yeah, it's, I mean, it's original bookcase and I mean, it's just, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's crazy.


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[Assistant] The rooms, like when you go in there, yeah, it's not like, I don't know if your head, you just think it's like, you're just like can't move. But I mean, you got to think there's a lot of people up there. They had a lot of people in there. And so like every room was.


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[Assistant] Two years of just everybody's gotta be quiet, everybody's gotta be, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, it's, it's, it's, yeaah, it was, uh, yeaah, it was crazy. Uh, but, you know, was,


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[Assistant] Is honored to go be able to go visit it and, uh, yeah, we, you know, it was.


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[Assistant] They made it through, all the other stores crumbled.


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[Assistant] And these stores got like JCPenney just sitting there like, that's what's up. Castronauts.


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[Assistant] Your taste would, your taste do become like, when my wife, when Laura's pregnant, your taste do become what they're, when they, they crave something, you're like, yeah.


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[Assistant] I got, I got some gelato in, uh, Amsterdam and I went to this place, didn't have great reviews, but I'm addicted to sugar, so it didn't matter. And, but, and it was late, nothing. And so I go in there and I get it and he gets, I get a cone and he puts, he, it's just, he hands it back to me and it's flat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can't just go, well the first scoop is just the...


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[Assistant] Like we're taking, we're like, we're being so exact. So literal. So literal that he goes, well, I did one scoop. That's all you paid. You know, if you'd have told me that I would have paid for two scoops just to get to my one scoop.


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[Assistant] And so he handed it to me and I just left and I didn't, and I thought about it, I was eating it, and I was like...


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[Assistant] I mean, I just thought about it the whole time. Then I went again the next night and I got three scoops, but I got the scoops. And then he was doing, he was filling other people's stuff up too. I think he, he took it out on me.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It's like when I went in there alone, it's like they didn't. But I mean, it was just a flat cone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I was confused and like Laura was like around the crumbs because I was under the wire trying to get this in. She's like, Oh, you


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[Assistant] And I, and I just walked around just a flat. You shouldn't, your first thing of ice cream in a cone shouldn't have to bite the cone. And that's what I had to do.


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[Assistant] Do you hear? But people would rather you hadn't been here. Uh, this is not even, this is just, they knew you were going to be here. Just bring him back. Uh, they go, you know, the specials we were talking today, we did, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, all the specials I've done is all division, uh, college athletes.


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[Assistant] What y'all do? You and Greg look like wrestlers. Joe looks like golfing. I do. It's, it's, uh, it's authenticity. We should get you and Greg to wrestle.


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[Assistant] You know, oh, he said, oh, that whipper snapper. Is that how you say it? Yep. Snapper whipper.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Greg, Greg would be a great, Greg is a great friend. He is a great friend. Dusty, I can see you, you're opposite.


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[Assistant] You would be- I would turn on Lays in a heartbeat. Oh yeah. I would think you, I would think a lot of your friends have said,


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[Assistant] I thought he was my best friend and then he quit drinking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I bet you were a very good friend then. Yeah. And then once you stopped drinking, it was like, now you question everybody's motives. Yeah, that's true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I was saying. Kim-ca-trill. Kim-ca-trill. Kim-ca-trill. Kim-trails. Something for all of us. Yeah.


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[Assistant] My mom has been using the empty can as an ashtray. Didn't keep me from smoking as an adult, but I do not eat Pringles. I always said that was the mom. That's funny.


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[Assistant] Would someone show up with a, like, get a brand new trailer? Like, would someone back in, like, get rid of a trailer and then they go, wow. Yeah, once in a while there were some nice trailers that would come in. Like, and they move out of the, and then move into the new one?


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[Assistant] So it was like nice trailer parts. So it's people that just like, sometimes it's people that just don't want a yard, don't want, like the trailer, they're nice.


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[Assistant] No, but I think it's like people that live in RVs and they just drive the RV. Like people just, you know, it's like, I want the least amount of stuff. And you know, I don't need like, maybe that travel a lot. I don't need a...


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, that would be, so if you would see a new trailer come in, would any of them be, like, how that's fancy, like those?


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[Assistant] Those are the mansions? They were almost like wealthy people. Yeaah. Yeaah. They were, like they went on vacation.


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[Assistant] That would be, uh, the, it's funny for the guy to have a double wide trailer and spends all his money on something that does not work out.


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[Assistant] Like it laser did, like he's, he goes, he goes, I'm at the beginning of this trend and he probably costs so much money. Oh yeah. And then it's just like DVD, it goes straight to DVDs like laser disc or he's next to him. I don't know if you could buy a movie that does, and he just threw all his money into it.


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[Assistant] That's how we got rid of Aaron. Yeaah. I hired Mike off indeed. I'm gonna need a comic to be on the podcast.


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[Assistant] The size of the bag has nothing to do with what's in it, unless for some reason the weight of air bothers you.


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[Assistant] So it has nothing to do with what's in unless you're, so you're like, I'm buying this amount, like you're like, I'm buying 20 ounces of chips. So the bag could be the size of a house, but I paid for it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's, that's why it would be like, you would be like, yeah, you're right.


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[Assistant] I had my comment read on this episode. It might have been a little more exciting had they not referred to me as my brother Michael.


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[Assistant] Uh, Andrew Shriver. Shivreer.


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[Assistant] Andrew Chevere. My favorite replays are tennis replays. They show a CGI ball touching a CGI line and say, see? It touched the line. It's all computer generated though.


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[Assistant] They could put anything in there. They could put a dinosaur in the stands just to prove to Dusty that they exist. Two birds with one stone.


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[Assistant] No, cause it's like when they show it, but it's like kind of that cartoonish look, the CGI, like, so when they show it, I don't know how they get it that exact, like what are they doing? Yeah, I mean, he would agree with you. So it's, I guess you could be like, when they'd show it, they're like, well, obviously it was in or out. You're like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, see it's all stuff that you just kind of say and then you're, I think even if you asked in, they'd be like,


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[Assistant] You know, I don't know, I just draw a guy, he's got a pen, he goes.


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[Assistant] And we can't tell, because then they computer generate it.


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[Assistant] Hawkeye. Hawkeye instant replay makes its debut in tennis in 2018.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then so it's, if you're watching it here, so they're going to show it and they're making this video longer than it, than we want it to be for this exact moment.


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[Assistant] So he, yeaah, he challenges, so if you challenge it, then they go to the official review and so this is the CGI and it shows you. I think it was out there. But it's like how, like how, what is, where is the camera at? I guess the camera is like above it maybe? Like where, like how are they seeing that?


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[Assistant] As the only dentist to ever be mentioned in the show, I feel I need to defend my profession. There are obvious signs of grinding like flattened teeth and overgrown jaw muscles. So your jaw muscles are too jacked.


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[Assistant] I assure you that it's not in our best financial interest to put you in a mouth guard if you are a grinder. There's a lot of more, there is a lot more money in repairing broken teeth and protecting them. We truly are just using our expertise to improve your health. That's a good point. This feels like something I challenged. I challenged it. I'm not doing a joke about it. I challenged it because you're like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Jared Sanders. This is the Europe comments. I was painting a house and was 30 feet up a ladder when Nate said nomad when he meant no rad.


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[Assistant] The homeowner came out to check on me laughing hysterically at the top of the ladder. All I gotta say is if I died from falling off the ladder, at least I went out on top or bottom. Thanks for the laughs gents. Keep em coming.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Uh, there you go. Like, that was good.


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[Assistant] I don't think I was trying to say no rad. I think I was- Oh, you thought that's what it was? I think I was saying no mad for- I don't even know why I was saying no mad. I thought you-


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[Assistant] Kind of a wanderer. I think so. Right? Yea, no matter.


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[Assistant] Ray Mizura, Ray Mizura. Breakfast, I caught when you said I have a cousin who lives in Florida. Great throwback, keep it up gentlemen. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] I think I did too. What was Seinfeld? They said that it was good. It was a good joke in the eighties and it works now. It still works now. Uh, CMT comedy stage.


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[Assistant] You know, they started showing like, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] That, uh, I'm trying to remember if I remember, I remember that show. Like, it's crazy to be like 11 years ago when you see some of this stuff. Uh, ahem, uh.


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[Assistant] We would Nate look, look at that Nate Lane entertainment. So, uh, that is the new, the YouTube, Vecchione special will come out, uh.


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[Assistant] Can you click on that? Like what is it? Oh, I guess that's my thing. So, uh, look at that. Look at that. Ah, looks good.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You haven't subscribed to your own. Now this is a guest login. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] And you got a new website too, I noticed. I got a new website and then, uh, but leaving on that, like, so this is Nate land entertainment at Nate land. Go there to subscribe. Uh, we've got 90,000 subscribers doing great and we're gonna have these specials come out. That's where the podcast is at. Anything that we.


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[Assistant] The NateLand Presents is kind of the stand-up portion of this, uh, that I want to put all the stand-up on, where you've got, you know, mics coming out, then Greg, Joe, and then we have another thing kind of in the works with some stand-up, uh, that will be coming, you'll hear about that soon.


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeaah. That's what we're gonna put this in. Cause it's like, that's what I, I have had trouble, like, what I wanted this to be. But it's like, I want it to be, I'm not trying to make it where...


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, like it's like clean, but again, I'm a good way to describe it. I think is the night, like TV clean in the like two nineties. Like it's just like that. If you did a special on TV, it's like that kind of clean.


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[Assistant] Just to be a comedy that's just not filled with, you know, cursing. One more person's waiting. Did you just do it? I didn't do it. We're seeing it in live time. Wow. Wow.


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[Assistant] 10 people waiting. I tell you what, if we get to 10, two more than I thought we were going to.


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[Assistant] We're going to do specials like this and get stand up into where people can watch it. And I want you to be able to watch it. And you know, it's like if your kids walk in the rooms, that could be not saying it's not for kids, like, but kids could listen to it or you don't want them to be worried that you have to turn it off or you're going to have to kind of get nervous and be like, ah, like it's like, you're kind of trying to avoid


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then, I mean, Mike's and then they go watch Mike on the road. Like you, Mike started, you started work clean. And so like it's a, cause that's the other thing is like when we do stuff that I can't promise you everybody. If I have, if Nate land, if Nate land presents or Nate land is behind it, I will, it will be the.


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[Assistant] But, you know, I can't, but I'm not going to make if someone goes on the road and wants to be dirty. I have no control over what they do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. And so it's like, and I think that's something that helped because then people can go and like, they will go see you and you know, uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] Schulte, Schult. I am surprised at how few of us Americans know the difference between the United Kingdom and its member countries.


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[Assistant] Also, I'm sorry to break it to you, Brian, but the UK never used the euro.


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[Assistant] They use the English pound even while part of the EU.


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[Assistant] We get a lot of euros and Laura was like, Oh, everybody uses euros. And I was like, I don't think they do. And then, uh, cause we just talked about it and I was right. She was wrong.


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[Assistant] Uh, so it felt good. Did you use any crones? No, we did not use crones. Uh, we didn't, we just had euro the whole time. I think it was mostly all euro. But I think in, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, somewhere they were like, they would take American everywhere too. Like they'd just like take our money.


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[Assistant] Well, smart. Uh, Ryan Schick. Nate constantly refers to Anne Frank's house as Anne Frank House. Like it is a southern steakhouse chain.


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[Assistant] It goes, I just had a table. And, you know, I'm a kid, so I never really thought about anything. But you're an adult. You know your house is, it's called Anne Frank House. Like, you know Anne Frank.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think of a slogan for Anne Frankhouse. That's like Anne Frankhouse where, uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Cam, the Belgian fry place on 2nd Avenue in New York City Greg mentioned was called Pomme Frite.


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[Assistant] Great place to go after some libations. What's that, booze?


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[Assistant] And you're trying to tell an old man it's a, it's a pizza, a brick oven pizza. He's like, what are you even talking about? He goes, how could a whole hospital become a-


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[Assistant] You're saying you, so you're, you're, you're sent to a building.


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[Assistant] And that's what you are. And then, I mean, if you go to Dunkin' Donuts, you're only going to be maybe a Starbucks, maybe be like a drive up.


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[Assistant] Doctor school, he's done surgeries on everybody and now he's in the back like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And Frank House. Where you'd be so full, you won't be able to talk. And then everybody's like.


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[Assistant] He goes, no, I want you so full that you're going to just sit there quietly at the table and not make a noise. Well, the floors are wood. You got to walk accordingly so it doesn't squeak.


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[Assistant] Super Scott Crawford. Super Scott Crawford. Alright. I had really appreciated how your sponsor ad reads. Used to be all together at the beginning and midway through the show.


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[Assistant] Now notice they are sprinkled throughout. At first I wasn't fond of the new style, but I find the way you manage the transition from conversation to the ad reads now very witty and entertaining. BB Gun Bates does an excellent job making sure the bills are paid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, the, the Helix mattress, I mean we've had a million comics sleep on it. I slept on a Helix pillow.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, yeaah, I mean, I use their pillow too now. Uh, Helix pillow. It's, uh, it's great. Helix is a premium mattress brand. Uh, there's no better way to test out a new mattress than by sleeping on it in your own home.


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[Assistant] Uh, they offer a 100 night trial. That's such a good, like, you know, mattress thing to do. 10 to 15 year warranty. Try out your new Helix mattress. We all sleep on it. We love it. Super comfortable. We had a bed somewhere, one at home, so I want to say Amsterdam, that was super hard. And it was like, it was like tough.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Helix is offering up to 20% of all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Go to helixsleep.com slash Nate. This is their best offer yet and it won't last long. With Helix, better sleep starts now. They're up 20% off all mattress orders. Wow. All right. Helixsleep.com slash Nate. So this week, uh, I don't know what we're talking about.


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[Assistant] Boom. You got it. You got it. Wow. How do you remember it? They start rhyming at the end.


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[Assistant] Yeah, did you know anybody with those last names or like anybody like, would you ever hear of an Italian family? Like are those common names or they're like-


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[Assistant] Genevieve, like I'm saying like though, that wrestler, like if he's, he's probably a descendant. If not though, you're like, they have to find out. I wonder if they read, like they gotta be like proud, like, oh, this guy is like legit and he's good.


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[Assistant] You know you're in a room with someone that can beat you up. Yes.


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[Assistant] But they did, uh, but I'm saying someone in the room, it's like, I think if you're like a guy, no matter what room you're in, you think, you're like, I could probably, you're like, if I had to beat someone up, I could, like if I had to fight everybody in this room, you're like,


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[Assistant] All right. I can maybe, you haven't imagined it. You at least have a confidence inside of you. That's even not going to be true, but you have something in you that's like, I'll, I'll, if I have to, I'll have to, but you are now know you're in a room that there is no, it's over. Like you just got beat up.


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[Assistant] So, uh, Mafia, if you don't mind, not talking about wrestling for two seconds. What is your favorite Mafia movie?


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[Assistant] They can just, it's almost like you can just...


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[Assistant] You can get, you could say everybody's technically crazy. I was triggered. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well the, uh, even that guy though, you could be like, is he crazy? You're like, well he kinda is, I mean he's...


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[Assistant] So there's five families, that's five families in New York, and then there's more families in Haiti.


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[Assistant] They still, are they, is there anywhere that the mafia is still like those old school ways? Uhm. Like Russian mob, I guess, or?


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[Assistant] Well, the cartel probably is the mob, like kind of, right?


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[Assistant] You think he gets, does he have to go get a real job then? Probably. Really? Probably pretty old then. No.


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[Assistant] But we're like Swiss Italian, like it's like towards the top.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we were from the, I think, I think we were the very top.


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[Assistant] Did that help? Yea, I mean just a regular map would have been nice, but, uh,


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[Assistant] So, but, so, alright, the family, like there's these five families, but there's only, so there's only five, but how many are like total?


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[Assistant] I kinda did. I kinda did. Well, if anybody, we just did Theo's podcast too. We talked about the mafia.


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[Assistant] Didn't y'all live right next to the diner, right? In Queens?


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[Assistant] And it's like, I guess they feel like, well, they have to do it.


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[Assistant] It would, yeah, it would seem that you'd never know how to react around those guys. Cause they can just, anything makes them snap.


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[Assistant] Like they, they, they want it to be, you're supposed to talk about the room.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's another one I would put up there. I like the department.


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[Assistant] I mean, just was like, it was crazy to be like, this dude could just be gone like that.


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[Assistant] Oh, black mass. Yeah. Yeah, I liked it. You did? Yeah.


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[Assistant] He's like, yeah, that movie, yeah, I like that movie too. Yeah, it's good. I'd like to watch it though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it, it, it does. He was, because he's saying he was a rat, but you're like, I guess he's just, he did it the right way. He was like, never gave up anything.


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[Assistant] Well then the guy that, the FBI guy that was in the, inside. Yeaah. I mean that guy's, Black Mask, that guy's great.


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[Assistant] But he's a, I forget his name, the actor, but he was, he's great in that movie. He is.


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[Assistant] You got to really convince that in the eighties. You're like, nah, it was a blood transfusion. I bet it was. And then, you know, I swear to you, it was a blood transfusion.


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[Assistant] Did what he did, like, when you watch, like, he killed, I mean, he just killed people for, like, he just felt like it. Like, he just wanted to see what it was like.


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[Assistant] So like, yeah, it's, uh, I know you think that's normal, Mike, but it's crazy in my world.


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[Assistant] But like, yeah, so I would think, like, and he's in New Jersey, during the mafia times, that you're just like, they're like, yo, this dude, cause he's not Italian, he's something. And then, but he's enough that like, they're like, will you kill this person? And then it's like, yeah, yeah, he's like, I'll do whatever. Like, you know.


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[Assistant] But do they, uh, did anybody kill other families or did anybody cross the, like, I'm sure, were they?


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[Assistant] I forget, it was like, what's crazy, like how much, it might have been a couple hundred dollars, it's like very expensive.


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[Assistant] And we took, like we took a picture of the bill. Cause it was like, we've never seen anything. Like it was like, well, this doesn't seem real.


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[Assistant] How is it this much money for this food? And we like, it was just like too...


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[Assistant] Southern people going to New York City like, can you believe? Yeah. How was the food?


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[Assistant] I mean it was great. I mean it was, but I don't know. I don't know. It's like, but it was just insane for it to be as much as it was.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Cause it's expensive. He might've liked a nice, was that a place he always went to or something? I don't know. Mm-hmm. That you learned don't make a reservation.


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[Assistant] Quack, quack, I feel like if they call you quack, quack, you just know you're not getting to the top.


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[Assistant] Like you just, you don't, a quack quack doesn't make it to a boss.


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[Assistant] How do you get to be a boss? Like do you, can you, like where you are? These guys are bosses forever.


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[Assistant] And then like the, but like, so when you're like, get into the mafia, if you want to work your way to the top, I mean, you almost can't because you're like,


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[Assistant] Cause he didn't say anything, but what could he have said? Well, I would have retired. Like, I feel like there's a lot of that to you. Why don't you tell me you're, Hey, we're probably going to kill you. And I'll go like, Oh yeah, then I'll retire.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's crazy to be, I mean, wasn't he in Nashville?


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[Assistant] Was he on trial? I think he got arrested in Nashville. His trial was here or he got arrested here. Jimmy Hoffa was in Nashville when something happened. Maybe it was when he saw on the news that he was there. It was, uh,


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[Assistant] There was, there's a, there, he is, uh, he visited, he was in Nashville many times. He spoke to a thousand teamsters and their wives at War Memorial Auditorium. While in Music City in 1960, Alpha blasted JFK saying he has a police mentality, he's not fit to be president. Alright. But he was somewhere, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, there was something with him in Nashville.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I faced teams chief, a trial in Nashville that ended in a mistrial. So he had a trial in Nashville. Uh, yeah. So, uh, yeah, that's-


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's crazy if the mafia, they got rid of Hafa and JFK and no one still knows.


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[Assistant] Alright, fun time. It was fun. It was a great one. Yeah, it was a great one. Uh, alright, yeah, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, Michael Vecchione. Mike Vecchione, The Attractives. Watch that. It's coming out.


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[Assistant] And yeah, I'm on the road. Charleston, West Virginia coming up. Uh, Bridgestone I believe is sold out, which is wild. Wow. Uh, and, but we were also be in Johnson city, uh, the day before Bridgestone, uh,


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[Assistant] And then, uh, a bunch of other stuff. I'm in Tallahassee, Florida this weekend, but just go to my website. A lot of touring. New hour. It's there. Nothing on the special. So. That's pretty awesome. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. All right. Uh, as always, we love you. Uh, thank you for listening and see you next week. Bye.


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[Assistant] That's out there and you're just walking.


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[Assistant] Right. Right. As his picture of his family in a frame, just making yourself at home. I love it. Yeah. Batesville.


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[Assistant] I always think of that Demetri Martin joke. What is there a narrow cold front sweeping through the town? You know? It's like a small hug.


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[Assistant] It feels good. It covers what I think is probably the last part of me to get cold. But I think the cooler is the most important.


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[Assistant] That's cool. You look like a wealthy finance dad. Khaki pants.


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[Assistant] With the, with the, with the black, uh, puffy. With a little puffy, yeaah. I like that look. Oh, you do like that? Oh, I like it, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Christian Bale and Liam Neeson are in the, they're in the cold and Christian Bale's freezing and he's rubbing his arms, right? Trying to get warm and Liam Neeson says,


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[Assistant] Rub your chest, your arms will take care of themselves. And I don't know if that's backed by any kind of science, but that's how I've been approaching the cold.


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[Assistant] It was a sold out theater in Lexington, Kentucky. Pretty amazing.


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[Assistant] I mean, they were all your fans in Lexington, but in Atlanta, I was getting ready to go on and I was like, oh, these are dusty people out here. Do you feel that way?


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[Assistant] You know, I've never been so conflicted as somebody who's traveled with Dusty and done, you know, garbage shows with him all over. Lots of them. Now he's selling out a thousand seats in Atlanta.


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[Assistant] The crowd is chanting, Dusty Slay, Dusty Slay. It's so cool to hear that, but it's pretty tough when you're about to go up.


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[Assistant] Why your own stage are yelling that? Yeah. As the opener, you never want to hear them chanting the headliner's name. Cause like y'all are, it's going to be about 30 minutes before y'all get to see the guy you came to see.


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[Assistant] But I'm just out there. Well, you walked from the hotel to a target, just shirt off. Side of the highway, shirt off, just cruising. And you don't even stand out, I'm sure. No, that's what I'm saying. Florida's a vibe like that. Yeah. You might be the mayor.


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[Assistant] I think I say data. I say data. Data sounds a little pretentious, doesn't it?


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[Assistant] Data? I don't know. Data base? Data would feel like that to me.


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[Assistant] Data feels a little more like, yeah, I have some numbers, but I'm not going to rub it in your face. To me, data feels laid back.


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[Assistant] Well, I think the difference there is pho is a, it's another language.


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[Assistant] It's like saying, I'm gonna say, I know you can pronounce this in a different way. Data just feels more, uh, down home.


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[Assistant] But you're saying it's okay to say it like that? I'm saying, uh, I mean, technically.


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[Assistant] I was also somewhere, let's ask. I was in Omaha, Nebraska for the first time, never been to Nebraska for some reason. I just kind of hopped around that state, but I planted there for a week. I got there a day early cause I was going to do Todd and Tyler's radio empire.


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[Assistant] Which is a really fun radio show, the number one radio show.


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[Assistant] I show up 8 a.m. Friday morning. I walk in the booth. Guess who's there? Greg Warren.


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[Assistant] You know, so Greg's there. He's telling stories. He's killing. I'm chiming in. I'm laughing. I'm doing whatever I need to do. And then Greg is like, well, I'm just in town for a corporate. I go come by and do a spot tonight. Do as much time as you want. Greg shows up.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, it's a nice surprise for the people that know me from the podcast. Of course they know Greg. So he goes up there, does a spot, kills, talks about Walgreens or whatever for 15 minutes, whatever. It's awesome. It was just a fun, you never expect to see


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[Assistant] Somebody like that, you know, I wasn't expecting to see a friend at all.


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[Assistant] Greg was there, so it was a really fun weekend. Thank you for everyone that came out. Shows were packed. One show was not, but two were pretty packed.


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[Assistant] Totally. And you're doing it for, I mean, best case scenario, I get a funny clip to post myself out of this, right? But these are actual


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[Assistant] It was just such a bummer for me because it had been such a great game.


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[Assistant] And then golly, it comes down to that. It was like somebody punctured a balloon for me. I was so, so annoyed. I was like, this is all, you know, it's all a wash.


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[Assistant] Well, I got, did you watch, did you watch the commercials? I mean, it's been, if you're lit, we were, we're recording this the day after the Superbowl.


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[Assistant] So it's on our mind by Wednesday, everyone will have forgotten about it. I'm sure. But, um, I got so annoyed watching the commercials because I feel like literally every commercial is just, they just throw a celebrity in.


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[Assistant] I saw your tweet. I was furious about it. I don't get that though. What do you want? Just some random dude? I want a commercial.


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[Assistant] No, well yeaah, an actor, I want like an actual commercial.


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[Assistant] So what do you want? You just want like, uh, I don't know, Viola Davis selling you a Sprint? Mhm.


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[Assistant] 100%, that's what I'm saying. It's like why even create an interesting commercial that's funny, well written. Just throw Miles Teller in and then now you got a commercial.


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[Assistant] But I guess what annoyed me is that the Super Bowl, this year I was more than ever annoyed by what felt like


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[Assistant] Hollywood coming in and taking over football.


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[Assistant] The coin toss, it's just so much nonsense. And then every commercial is just another celebrity. And it's just like, I don't care about celebrities. It started to annoy me that they were every- there was a Pringles commercial, where halfway through I was like,


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[Assistant] All right. Thank God. This is not just a celebrity driven commercial. And then it just Megan trainer just shows up and I was just like, I mean, what are we?


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[Assistant] But to me it's representative of, of what I think Hollywood thinks of America. Just like throw, I don't care, I guess a lot of people do. I just don't care about these celebrities.


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[Assistant] Dusty's a Scientologist now. You know, well, I gotta, you'll like this, Dusty. Did you see the commercial of, it was, it was a Coors guy and a Miller light guy arguing.


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[Assistant] And like, this is a chorus commercial, this is a Miller commercial, and they fight, and then at the end it goes, actually this is a Blue Moon commercial. And everyone's like, well that's really creative.


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[Assistant] You know, it came out that all three of those brands are owned by the same company.


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[Assistant] Coors probably owns them all. Uhm, yeaah. I can't remember the name of it, but it has a parent company that owns all three. Wow. That was pretty smart.


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[Assistant] It was, it was like if, if I hadn't have noticed it, then I, it, it ruined it for me as soon as I was like, there's a celebrity in every commercial. And then every commercial's just, bah, bah, Jack Harlow. I mean, what are, I don't even barely know these people.


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[Assistant] Well, she's got a special guest. Yeah, she's pregnant. Yeah. She even said, she was like, I might bring somebody with me.


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[Assistant] This is, uh, the Omaha storm chasers where I was this weekend. This is the, uh, the runza.


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[Assistant] It is, it's kind of like a calzone. I don't think it's Italian. I think it's a roll, a roll with ground beef, onions, and cabbage in it. Oh, I love that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's like they're alternate, all the minor league teams do an alternate uniform with a food. Arunza sounds like something you get.


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[Assistant] I don't think I need to look that up. Patrick Ewing for the New York Knicks.


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[Assistant] Was widely considered the best player on their team. You know, he's one of the greatest players of all time, but he was considered the best player on the Knicks.


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[Assistant] For some unexplained reason, when he was out, the team seemed to play better without him. Wow. So I think it's a description of that phenomenon. When your best player is gone.


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[Assistant] The team will somehow perform better without them. Because they know they have to step it up. Because they're all motivated to pick up the slack. I see.


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[Assistant] I feel like I came in too hot with all the celebrity stuff. I apologize for that. Set the tone bad for the podcast. I feel great. I just got fired up.


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[Assistant] What would you put in the micro? You don't have to get into it too much.


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[Assistant] Economic conditions such that there are so many, okay.


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[Assistant] What does that mean? You put it in your weight and at a certain weight, they're like, ah, we're going to need a little extra, little extra oomph in that mattress. So yeah, I think it's called like an XL or something. Okay.


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[Assistant] I think in my lifetime, by the time I die, they're still going to only bring people up there who have something to contribute.


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[Assistant] Do you know what I mean? They're not gonna bring tag alongs by the time I die.


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[Assistant] So, not is a suffix indicating a person engaged in the navigation of a vehicle.


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[Assistant] This is also heard a lot in uh, nautical sailors, nautical miles.


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[Assistant] Big Bill Dance fan, by the way. I didn't watch his show a lot, but I've gotten, uh, gotten into him. I like what he represents.


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[Assistant] And when he got famous and he got a lot more money, he didn't get a new hat. He just kept that same Tennessee hat.


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[Assistant] And he was, was he, he's a, I went to the Bass Pro Shop Museum, Springfield, Missouri. They have a lot of buildings.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they might theorize that, but I think they're wrong. I think it, I think it, um, I think.


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[Assistant] It being so open-ended is probably more challenging than they realize. It's a homily, like a poem. A homily is the sermon.


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[Assistant] Stuff is happening. You're reading a lot of things, you gotta kneel a bunch. That was my point, is that the sermon is such a small part of the mass, just time-wise. I'm not gonna argue it's important. I mean, personally, I think it's probably the least important part of the mass.


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[Assistant] But time wise, it's a fraction of it. So it's like, who cares? You know?


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[Assistant] If the priest did a 90 second homily, everyone would be thrilled. Let's move on, let's move on to the next part.


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[Assistant] What's fun? I would go if I slept in through when I was living with my parents.


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[Assistant] If I slept in too late, they would make me go to the Spanish Mass.


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[Assistant] I think the question is what shows we watch with our families or our parents.


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[Assistant] I like a courtroom show too. Like courtroom drama.


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[Assistant] Matlock was big in our family, we watch Andy Griffith's show as a family all the time.


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[Assistant] The black and white episodes, you know, trash when it got color. Uh, law and order, we were into all the law and orders as a family.


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[Assistant] We would say the guy from Criminal Attempt, we'd always say looks like my dad. Okay. We'd watch that and make fun of him. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're still making some iteration of it. It's incredible. Yeah, it's been around forever.


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[Assistant] We did introduce Pat Sajak in the show. LOL. He's a look at Robert Irvine saying LOL. It's gotta be a Robert Irvine team. It might be him. You know, it's probably not, but he's a great friend of the show and our whole team. Also Mark Summers.


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[Assistant] Oh gosh. But one of the things I remember in that show is almost every time he's like, your menu's too big.


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[Assistant] Right? Isn't that a big theme in the show? It's like rather than have a million things you're okay at, pick nine or 10 things that you're great at.


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[Assistant] And now every restaurant I go to, I look at the menu and I judge them based on how big the menu is. Cheesecake Factory. Cheesecake Factory is insane.


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[Assistant] Ed Reed? Yeah, he was on that team.


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[Assistant] Don't want to be on camera. Right. So it's going to be tough. I don't know how they do that show. Cause they don't like being photographed or filmed.


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[Assistant] I think it's a vanity thing as well. Okay. Where it's, yeaah, to be photographed, immortalized in that way.


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[Assistant] That's true. There's not, they're not all live in the exact same way.


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[Assistant] You're, you're, you're like, you're a good husband. I'm sure father to your, to your daughter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've heard that of Christmas and Thanksgiving and everything else. Yeah. That's any day where other people are happy and you're not. Right. I bet that that is difficult.


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[Assistant] I have, well, I'll tell you, uh, this is a Catholic feast day. This is what I was told. Okay. The St. Valentine, a real person in, in Italy.


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[Assistant] Sort of, uh, love and dating and wooing and courting people.


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[Assistant] And he would, uh, there's, he would give them a heart cut out of, uh,


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[Assistant] That's fun. It's fun giving them too. We had, we had a school, we had, you had to give one to everybody in the class.


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[Assistant] It wasn't like, uh, just the ones, people you like or, you know. I wish I went to your school. Keep everybody involved.


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[Assistant] Mr. Big, American band, alive and kicking.


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[Assistant] You don't feel that pressure at all? I mean, does that translate to anything now?


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[Assistant] People versus talking with, you know? Reciprocity.


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[Assistant] They're in the back and I'm driving. What is reciprocity? I might've misused the word. I've been thinking about it ever since I said it.


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[Assistant] It's reciprocal, like, they're gonna have to, like, when you say something, they say something back.


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[Assistant] Oh, I try to be conscious about listening to what they say.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and not just jumping in with what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Was she on the run from somebody at the time? No, I don't think so. Why was she in such a hurry? I thought she was on the run from police.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. And it's a story about a guy who's in love with this girl and he finds her diary under a tree.


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[Assistant] And he starts reading her diary, violating her privacy, but he's reading the diary and he's like, oh my gosh, he's in love with me too. So he starts imagining their life together. They're going to have children. They're going to live this wonderful life together, two people in love. And he's so excited. He keeps reading it and gets to the end and realizes this is all about somebody else. And then the song ends.


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[Assistant] But then, but then at the end, it's this very mature.


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[Assistant] I like the more sad romance. That's a very sad one, but also has a nice, he also comes to a nice realization at the end.


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[Assistant] Uhm, have you ever listened to the Sullivan Ballou Letter or read that?


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[Assistant] It is Sullivan Ballou Letter. It's a letter during the Civil War written by a major.


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[Assistant] In the Rhode Island infantry and he wrote this letter to his wife.


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[Assistant] My love for you is deathless. It seems to bind me with mighty cables that nothing but omnipotence can break. And yet my love of country comes over me like a strong wind and bears me irresistibly with all those chains to the battlefield.


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[Assistant] The memory of all the blissful moments I have enjoyed with you come crowding over me and I feel most deeply grateful to God and you that I've enjoyed them for so long.


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[Assistant] And how hard it is for me to give them up and burn to ashes the hopes of future years when, God willing, we might still have lived and loved together and see our boys grown up to honorable manhood around us.


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[Assistant] It's like the most like intense, beautifully written love letter and he dies a week later. Oh no. Never even gets it to her. They find it in his coat.


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[Assistant] Because he was like, ah, I think I'm gonna die soon. Like the war, the war's getting pretty intense. So he writes this thinking I'll get it to her when I get a chance and he dies. Wow. Right away. So she, she turned that, that letter's in a museum now. It's uh. And when did you memorize it?


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[Assistant] Well, it's in Ken Burns' Civil War documentary.


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[Assistant] And they play it over, I think it's pronounced Ashokan Farewell. It's this violin tune and it's on the soundtrack album. And so I just listen to it every day.


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[Assistant] I think a big flaw in this question is that anybody not from


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[Assistant] At most 30 years ago, anybody from more than 30 years ago, it's going to be impossible to have a conversation.


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[Assistant] You can't bring anybody pre-electricity. They're gonna sit at this table and just...


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[Assistant] It has to be somebody that speaks your language, so we're limited to just English speakers, so it's like...


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[Assistant] You could get on with it real quick, I'm sure. But it can't be somebody, it can't be, you know, Caesar or somebody. You can't have dinner with him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're tough to wreck. It's tough to understand what they're saying. If you watch Shakespeare plays in the original pronunciation, it's, you need a translator there, even though it's technically English.


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[Assistant] Well that's there, it's telling me love has obstacles, that's what it's about, you know? Yeah. In spite of us. Deadly obstacles. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Mark Antony was a Roman politician in general who played a critical role in the transformation of the blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. He's from, okay, Caesar time.


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[Assistant] John Cusack, Kate Beckinsale, Molly Shannon, Jeremy Piven, Eugene Levy, I mean wow.


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[Assistant] Oh man. Yeah. They're so mad. I'm a sucker for the notebook, dude. I think the notebook's a good movie. If you kind of get over all the annoying parts about it, it's a, it's a great movie. I've never seen it. You want to talk about chemistry that leaps off the screen. Let's talk about Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling. I mean, my goodness, they are, they are fire in a bottle.


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[Assistant] I mean, Jennifer Connelly sticks with them through schizophrenia for decades.


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[Assistant] Well, he ends up winning the Nobel Prize. Does that mean nothing to you? Uh, it doesn't mean a lot to me.


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[Assistant] And you think it's good that she left? She was a student of his.


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[Assistant] When he was teaching math, and I don't know what kind of math.


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[Assistant] Well, it used to be, it used to be, wasn't it historically the bachelor party was the night before the wedding? And that's kind of gone away.


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[Assistant] That's gone away almost completely. I haven't even heard of that in real life, doing it the night before the wedding. Now it's, I don't know, I did mine like five months ahead of time, just scheduling.


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[Assistant] I rarely show Dusty a song that he gets into, but I showed him one a couple years ago called I Hope.


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[Assistant] By Gaby Barrett. And in the song, incredible song, she's singing to a guy. She says, I hope you meet the girl of your dreams. I hope you go out. I hope there's sparks like you've never had before. I hope when you lean in and have a first kiss, I hope you feel something incredible.


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[Assistant] You save up, and I hope you spend all this money on an engagement ring, and I hope she says yes, and I hope there's butterflies, and then I hope she cheats on you. Like you did on me. Like you did on me. And then the second verse is, I hope you make up, I hope you get back together, I hope you do all, then I hope


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[Assistant] She cheats. Like you did, I mean. It's such a hard song. Dusty was like fired up listening to it. It's a good one.


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[Assistant] You should say, uh, also you're opening for Kathleen. She's got a special coming out.


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[Assistant] And you'll love it. She's great. Yeah, you'll love it. One of, uh, I think an all-time great. And it's on Amazon Prime, just like Nate says. So if you, if you got Amazon to watch Nate's special, you can hop on there and watch Kathleen's. How about that?


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[Assistant] This weekend, I'm in Charlottesville, Virginia.


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[Assistant] February 17th. It's one show. It's, or I think it's two shows, but one night at the Boars Head Resort in Charlottesville.


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[Assistant] No deli meat jokes. Oh, that's half my act. So if you want to see me reach, come to the Boar's Head Resort. And then I'm in Asheville next weekend. I got to, I just, I'm doing, I'm going to California, doing some shows out there for the first time in May. Irvine, Ontario, doing the improvs out there. Fun clubs.


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[Assistant] I think too really, TCU and Michigan, cause however Michigan lost to TCU, I don't know how that happened.


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[Assistant] The game's leading up to it. They were great, but I don't know how Michigan lost to TCU and then they lose to Georgia like that.


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[Assistant] The, the state. Okay. Yeah. As a kid, I wore a lot of Michigan t-shirts.


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[Assistant] Your brother-in-law? Yea. How old's your sister?


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[Assistant] His wife, uhm, they have a, uh, I have a younger sister with the two of them. And his wife loves to say to me, in front of my dad, she goes, she'll say to other people, she'll go, you know, Dusty is like the best dad I've ever seen. And I don't know where he gets it from.


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[Assistant] She loves to say that right in front of my dad. I love it. He is the best dad.


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[Assistant] Well, I do, well, my reason that I like to do an hour is because if I don't do an hour, then there's, uh, the, the other comics do 45 minutes, right? So it's already become somebody else's show by the time I get on the stage. So I like to hit it early.


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[Assistant] You know, that's why. And I'm not trying to like go a long time, but you know what I mean? You know what I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll bring them back up, but yeah, I just do the, you know, a black shirt, black jeans every time. I don't want to- What's the backup shirt? Black shirt, black jeans. A different kind, a less good shirt. One that I don't like as much. My one that I like has been washed a lot of times. It is worn out.


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[Assistant] Added a show, and it was great. We did a 4pm show on Saturday. That's awesome. Had a great time. Very cold. So I didn't do anything in Chicago, but the shows were awesome.


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[Assistant] Club was great. They're so nice. Yeah. I go to these big cities. Sometimes I get intimidated by the big city and then they were just so nice. They made me feel good.


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[Assistant] If you dress like Elvis, I wouldn't be surprised too though.


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[Assistant] Like if I went like, you know, if I made a lot of money and then suddenly was like dressing like Elvis.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, it was, uh, you know, like one of those western kind of shirts. I got a couple of those. I love to buy those, but I never feel like I can pull them off. And I wore it in Huntsville, and I was so uncomfortable the whole time. I haven't worn it since.


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[Assistant] What will my question for this uncle though is like alright let's say you checked one bag.


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[Assistant] And now you're leaving with two, and you don't think, oh, I only brought one.


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[Assistant] I mean, I agree with Aaron on a lot, but I don't like the Southwest boarding process. I like Southwest, but I don't like the boarding process.


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[Assistant] I like to give kind of like, let's go. Yeah, a little bit where I'm like, you know, people don't know I'm doing it.


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[Assistant] One flight told, they told us that 5G was interfering with communications with ground control. On the plane they said that one time.


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[Assistant] I think probably, maybe they just was like, people aren't going to open it if it says snacks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're just launching them into... I'd like to know how it affects if it's a live one though, you know what I mean? Maybe a live one, do a little bit more damage.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna give you 500. I mean the bag had to be, I mean at least 50, I mean bags are not cheap.


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[Assistant] I think all of us are trying to take our AG1 by Athletic Greens every day. I gave AG1 a try because I wanted increased energy and immune system support, especially during the cold and flu season. I take AG1 in the morning before starting my day and it makes me feel like I'm doing something good for my body.


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[Assistant] I mean it's much better to mix the one scoop of powder into water once a day than to take a bunch of different things. It's the healthiest thing you can do in under a minute and costs less than three dollars a day.


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[Assistant] I also get the single serving travel packs, so I never have to miss a day when I'm on the road. Every scoop has 75 vitamins, minerals, and whole food sourced ingredients of the highest quality that have major benefits like gut and mood support.


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[Assistant] Boosted energy and even healthier looking skin, hair and nails. Look at this hair.


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[Assistant] But was it still carved out of stone? But you only showed the picture of the...


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[Assistant] And I didn't argue, because I forgot that there was more than one. Seems like if they still were able to carve it, then it might as well just be the real one.


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[Assistant] Well, I've been told that you actually saw the fake Sistine Chapel too.


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[Assistant] I don't know who Banksy is, but that's pretty rude.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Well, I wouldn't do people like that, but. Yeaah. That's a good draw- that is a good drawing though.


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[Assistant] Technically true. Well, either it's true or it's not true. I mean, either we can do it or we can't.


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[Assistant] You know, right? So let's just do it again.


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[Assistant] Where there's mass. Yea. But doesn't pull the ring in.


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[Assistant] Let's see how big space is. Pretty big. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] If it's endless, then really, the trash is fine.


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[Assistant] I would rather shoot it into vast nothingness than at our energy provider. You know, don't shoot trash at the sun.


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[Assistant] I mean, you know what I mean? Like, I'm like, ehh. This don't make the sun angry.


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[Assistant] Eighty-five cents. About seventy-one cents.


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[Assistant] Cause you get banned from one? Well, no, I go to Hermitage. That's where I live. And then sometimes I'll go do some, you know, we'll go out to Mount Juliet and do things. So I'll go hit that post office. Give Hermitage a little relief. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, I've had lots of issues, not at these particular post office, but I, you know, I've lived in various places and I've gotten into arguments with people at the post office. I didn't understand some things about shipping and, you know, a lot of them don't like you to ask any questions. They get a real attitude with you in there. Hmm. My aunt and uncle worked at the post office. Yeah. For a year. Tired now. Okay. I'm probably not into them.


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[Assistant] Cause I got a box sent to me that was like a priority box. And I was like, well, I'll just reuse the box. And they were like, you can't reuse the box. And I, I didn't understand. And the guy yelled at me.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I just say, I don't understand why, but I realize now the box is free.


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[Assistant] And so you just pay a certain amount to get it, but I just couldn't understand why you wouldn't let me just, I'm like.


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[Assistant] If this were a private business, you would be like, thank you for bringing all this business to me.


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[Assistant] Where I go in there, in my hometown, Opel, like I went to that post office one time, cause I was making a trip. I didn't have time to do the boxes in, in Nashville, but I was.


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[Assistant] Well him I was able to, I mean I, I don't know what I did exactly, but.


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[Assistant] But he was so stra, like, cause he's just keying in the individual boxes, but it was just taking a long time. And I'm like, just, you know, just keep working here. Just do it. He's telling me about all these different stamps.com and all these different things I could be doing. And I'm like, all right, but, but for today, let's just get this done.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but then you're like, you know, then you weigh the packages at home and then you got to print labels. And I'm like, well, I would just be doing.


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[Assistant] Your job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's the goal of some, a lot of businesses.


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[Assistant] Do you have to tip at the post office? No, no. There's no tip options. I did give them some chocolates. Christmas time. That's how much you go in there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, I've had people get irritated with me before, but I know how it all works now. So I gotta, I gotta, my whole system down.


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[Assistant] Money. Oh. There was a lady in the Hermitage post office one time, she got real mad at the teller and she goes, I'm taking my business to Chattanooga.


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[Assistant] And we all laughed when she left because I'm like, this is not a private chain you're running here. I don't think anybody here cares that you're going to Chattanooga. I'm taking my business to Chattanooga.


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[Assistant] And there's another post office just down the way in Donaldson.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's like, seems like the neighbor doesn't have any problem with hawks.


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[Assistant] You would think they would upgrade it though. You know?


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[Assistant] Who would've dug him up? I don't know. Just feels like... There's no way to tell. Dig him up, clone him, later.


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[Assistant] I think it would be great to know Spanish. I mean, just because there are so many Spanish speakers, it would just be fun to like, be able to do it.


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[Assistant] Got a bunch of pigeons hanging around there nobody wants. You can keep feeding them.


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[Assistant] So they were not using pigeons here? Not that I know of. Oh.


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[Assistant] I feel like they do that in movies though. I mean, not that movies are all gotta be correct, but I just feel like they will use the pigeon.


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[Assistant] I mean that's 40 pounds of mail. That's not even a lot of mail. That's a lot of paper. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] In 40 pounds? Yea, you're gonna want some guarantee.


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[Assistant] Kansas, I think, that doesn't have the H.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's like, and I stand there and watch them when I'm in the post office, and they're just all day, keying in addresses, keying in at, and most people have complaints. They're mad at the people that work there. I've had, yea, I mean I've had complaints.


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[Assistant] But I've been, you know, I've mailed packages in other cities and I've seen just people just yelling at people that work at the post office. I've never yelled at them, but I'm, I get frustrated with them.


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[Assistant] I mean those are I think more expensive for shipping packages. I mean the mail is really amazing. It's like we can talk bad about the mail, but it's amazing that I can just put a hat in a box, pay a little bit of money and it goes all the way across the country in like two days.


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[Assistant] I had, I ordered a thing, uh, on Saturday and I got home about an hour and a half later and it had come. Yeah. I mean, it's, I was like, whoa, that's wild. And it was a,


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[Assistant] Portable DVD player for the car. I'm like, I thought I wouldn't even be able to find a DVD player. And they were like, oh, we got these laying around.


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[Assistant] And then it came back. I'm kidding. I just like, you should have got it. You didn't mail it to him again? No.


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[Assistant] Totally find a different comic to like. Well, I didn't know what to do. I'm like, I hate international shipping. You got to fill out a whole customs form. I already did this one time.


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[Assistant] I saw it as a kid. I just remember liking George Barnes. I don't even know why I liked him. He just seemed like a real character.


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[Assistant] That's a movie though. Let's do that movie. Yeah. Brian Bates drives a kid to California in an Uber.


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[Assistant] You know, there is a guy sometimes that comes to deliver Amazon packages just in a regular car in my neighborhood and they just will have packages piled up in his car.


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[Assistant] But then you'll have the other like really fancy like solar electric car, Amazon van. Ever see those where it just doesn't make a sound? Yeah.


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[Assistant] When Greg was on here and was talking about working at that, uh, Burger King, Burger King. I mean, I'd love to do something like that for a short time. Just go work, write some jokes. I think that'd be great.


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[Assistant] Wendy's, I had an interview and didn't get the job. Wendy's or Burger King? Wendy's. Oh, so Burger King? Well, Wendy's a little higher class. I don't know that I applied at Burger King. I did apply at Wendy's and had an interview and didn't get the job.


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[Assistant] Uh, are we gonna, um, plug places that we're going?


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[Assistant] All right, this week, uh, as of tonight, I'll be in Mobile, Alabama. We have two shows. We sold out one, so we've added another, uh, at the Alabama Music.


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[Assistant] Box and then I'll be in Lafayette, Louisiana, Baton Rouge, Louisiana and New Orleans. Uh, so all those dates on the website and yeah, and the next weekend will be in Lexington.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I'll be in Atlanta the next night, so we're, uh, and those tickets are really selling, so get some tickets. It's gonna be hot.


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[Assistant] Well, for safety, if you want to make some cuts, I would recommend Rocket Money.


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[Assistant] Uh, so will you cut, uh, stuff that you've subscribed for?


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[Assistant] I was in Salt Lake City at Wise Guys Comedy Club and last night I was in Louisville at the Louisville Comedy Club. Had a little incident at the airport.


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[Assistant] The day before check-in, check-in free flight, I was in United, said, uh,


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[Assistant] You have any bags to check? I didn't. I just had a carry on. He said you can't check in online if you don't have bags. Which I thought was very weird. Never heard that.


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[Assistant] So, uh, I thought, well, maybe it's just, they don't want you sneaking, you know, pretty


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[Assistant] Taking your bag that should be checked down to the gate and, and then, oh, I didn't know this was too big.


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[Assistant] And then they check it and you get it for free. So maybe, so I get there at the airport. I'm mad already for you.


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[Assistant] And, uh, first I tried shaking the key, I still won't let you. Gotta go up, stand in line, get up to the thing. And this is like 4.30 in the morning.


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[Assistant] And I finally get up there and the woman she's trying to figure out why won't let me check in. And she said, did you buy this, um, through a third party vendor?


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[Assistant] I'm like, I don't know, maybe Priceline. She's like, yeaah. She's like, you know all that stuff you're supposed to read that nobody reads and you just agree to?


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[Assistant] She said, you didn't pay for overhead space. This is a discounted ticket. You have to pay for overhead space.


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[Assistant] Gosh. So she said, you're going to have to check this bag. It's $35. All right. Fine. I mean, so I check it and then she said, Oh, wait a second. She said,


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[Assistant] 45 minutes or less or, or less than 45 minutes before you can't check a bag, it's too late. United just won't let us do it. I was like, it is, and it was 442 AM, so it was 44 minutes before my flight. She said, you can't check this bag. Okay, fine. I'll just carry it on. She said, you can't carry it on. So I'm like, what am I supposed to do? She said, you're going to have to take a later flight.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. So I had to take a later flight home because of this weird thing in the system where they wouldn't let me check my bag or carry it on.


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[Assistant] I think that's, they trick you into say, hey, we got you this cheaper ticket. But then in the fine print, like, well, you got to check it back.


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[Assistant] I do remember doing that, once you taped a special in New York, maybe it was your Comedy Central special, was that New York?


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[Assistant] And I thought maybe I'll go up there and just, and I'd never done that before the bidding. I like, and I really couldn't do it. I couldn't get off work, but I like, I just want to play around with this and I put in a really low number, but there is no.


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[Assistant] They don't ask you a second time. And they said accepted and I bought a ticket.


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[Assistant] Nah, I couldn't get off work. I was just really just, I don't know, I was just daydreaming.


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[Assistant] On top of it, she's like, I can't guarantee your seat anymore. Cause you're, you know, you're on this new flight. She's like, you gotta go down the gate and go sign your seat.


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[Assistant] Now thankfully that all worked out, but I have to go to the gate, wait for that person, you know, and she has to check me in there. And then...


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[Assistant] Get back to Nashville finally. I have to wait for my little bitty carry on bag in a carousel, which took forever.


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[Assistant] I had a great time. So, um, it was brought to my attention and an article questioning is Nate Bargatze sick?


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[Assistant] Uhm, one of our folks, Josiah Biles, sent this to me and he said, you read this and, uh,


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[Assistant] He's like, I'll tell you what part, after you go through it, that finally made him think, this may not be, this may be done by AI.


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[Assistant] I guess line two there, fans immediately began to speculate something was wrong after his weight loss.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Oh, he cancelled a show in Nash Vloggers 2020. I missed that.


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[Assistant] Did you cancel a show in Nashville and Toronto? No, none of this is accurate.


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[Assistant] It goes on to talk about how you, they've got their own ways of how you've lost weight. Um, then it gets into your, I mean, it talks about how you.


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[Assistant] So that's what Josiah said tipped him off when he said you're five foot eight and had an athletic build. He's like, wait a second. That's the first time. I don't know if this is accurate.


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[Assistant] I guess, I guess he's not even claiming that he's ending.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, I've always heard about LSU home football games being so loud that it's pressure is an earthquake assignment. I think their seismograph is just really sensitive.


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[Assistant] We did, but everyone seems to think their state is the most recommended.


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[Assistant] But with the, but with the UP, I mean if it was just out of context, what is this?


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[Assistant] I heard about, uhm, people pointed out the, uhm, the baker man states.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm joking. Just funny she didn't say Saturdays and Sundays.


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[Assistant] I think that would mean all Saturdays and Sundays where...


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[Assistant] There was more to it, she mentioned, they...


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[Assistant] She's working 20 hours a week now, but she's still gonna try to come to your show.


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[Assistant] I thought it was a rare argument where you both made really strong points.


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[Assistant] Well, he's right. Uhm, I said on the Arizona episode that they had the first franchise and they did by one year. So I was wrong about Illinois. Ray Kroc opened his first franchise.


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[Assistant] In the eastern United States, a year later in Illinois. Okay. Technically, I think Phoenix beat it by a year. Wow. So I'll just start saying every state. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Ate McDonald's on every meal for 100 straight days and lost 58 pounds.


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[Assistant] I was like, I didn't read the article. Yea, there's a Nashville guy and he said his, uh, I guess his strategy was just don't eat the whole meal. He just eats.


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[Assistant] Well, you eat that, you're gonna need a doctor. That's why ZocDoc can help you find and book in-person or telemedicine appointments for medical or dental care.


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[Assistant] That is helpful, thank you Aaron, for people that are on the go or work different hours like we do. When someone is just really good at what they do, it could be a waiter, a chef.


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[Assistant] Or a doctor. Maybe a comedian. You know you're in good hands. When you find the right doctor, you can feel it.


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[Assistant] ZocDoc is the only free app that lets you find and book doctors who are patient reviewed.


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[Assistant] Take your insurance are available when you need them and treat almost every condition under the sun.


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[Assistant] No more Dr. Roulette or scouring the internet for questionable reviews.


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[Assistant] Millions of people use ZogDoc free app to find and book a doctor in their neighborhood who is patient. Oh, who is patient reviewed.


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[Assistant] Go to ZocDoc.com slash Nate and download the ZocDoc app for free. Then find and book a top rated doctor today.


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[Assistant] Many are available within 24 hours. That's z-o-c-d-o-c dot com slash nate.


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[Assistant] And she had to take a, uh, a test to become a citizen. So I thought maybe we could just look at this test and see how well maybe you do as.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like North Korea, South Korea, do they use that term or?


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[Assistant] I was trying to think of one who actually don't fight but are always looking at each other.


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[Assistant] Well Hannah said there was a writing test too, that I guess is not on there, where they ask you a question, you have to write it back in English. I think you would have maybe a hard time with that one.


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[Assistant] And then you gotta prove that you're married to someone that's not a sham. Yeah. Married.


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[Assistant] You did pretty good. That's pretty solid. I mean there were easier ones on there.


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[Assistant] Alright, so animal fights. Let's see if we can, we're in this week 16.


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[Assistant] They're flightless, right? Yea, I wouldn't think they could fly.


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[Assistant] We usually get five star reviews for our podcast. We got one four star because Dusty said a barn owl could beat an eagle in a fight. People take it serious. Yeah, sorry about that guys.


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[Assistant] Alright, hold on because I forgot we got one more ad sponsor.


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[Assistant] I mean, hippos can go land and water. So if there's still water there, you could lure that elephant in. That's true. Probably better in the water too.


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[Assistant] Well, you said a few weeks ago a gun might come back into the picture, but I guess that was the switch play. That was the switch play.


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[Assistant] I love that this thing has a, the silhouette is a lion, which we had put out in the first round by an emu.


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[Assistant] Don't worry, next week we'll start comedian fights. Oh, I like that.


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[Assistant] Well, we don't have anything. I mean, if we wanted to go to the moon right now, we'd have to...


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[Assistant] We lost the technology. We still have technology. They say they lost it. Well we know how to do it but we would need to build.


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[Assistant] We haven't forgotten the technology. We didn't like get it. It wasn't like a shredder that. But aren't they going to space a lot?


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[Assistant] They are, but to go to the moon you would need a special type of capsule that we don't-


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[Assistant] Have right now, just because we haven't built one since the 70s.


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[Assistant] We hitch a ride. Take a stop while I'm in the neighborhood.


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[Assistant] Well, like, uhm, either, I guess, Elon Musk again, I think.


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[Assistant] SpaceX took somebody up to the, to the, uh, ISIS to the space station. But as far as like a space shuttle, we're not flying those right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess it's not ISIS, it's International Space Station, so it's ISS.


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[Assistant] Boy, Ice's Valverdary there. She's got to stick with that for a while now.


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[Assistant] What did you do? I worked at a camp store, Cedars Lebanon State Park. Okay. I think I've shared that story. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, like nice old like supplies, like candy and.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess that's true. A Burger King for the forest. A Burger King for the forest. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But am I right that we could not go to the moon right now in the United States?


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[Assistant] I think they're done with it and it's so expensive.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I just read something about people want to put it in a museum but instead they're just going to destroy it and not put it anywhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But in my mind, supplies are like, ah, I forgot my toothbrush or something like that. I could hook you up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like how you like to eat them and then people say they're poisonous.


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[Assistant] Simeon, it's a, it's like four names, Davon Braun or something like that.


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[Assistant] If you're listening, go check it. It's on all our social media. Go watch it.


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[Assistant] But he's implying that we say such dumb stuff that you're like, I'm not even going to try.


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[Assistant] You're not teaching us. I'm not saying I'm you, but I don't like to be in their category. I believe in science, so I don't want to be grouped in with these guys.


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[Assistant] I don't even know baits, I don't even know how to do like, uh, plural or like the plural of baits or possessions. How do you spell that?


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[Assistant] At the same time, it brings some authenticity to it. It shows people.


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[Assistant] Especially after the fact, hey, he's not making this stuff up. This really happened.


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[Assistant] Now did you say Jimmy is as close to Jamie as James is to Jamie?


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[Assistant] Now she sent this in weeks ago, so she's probably made her decision.


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[Assistant] Alright, so this week we are talking about art.


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[Assistant] Uh, I feel like I could be a movie critic.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I feel like I could be a, uh, a film critic. I feel like I watch movies, I can tell you why they're good, why they're bad, all that. Music, I don't really, can't tell the difference.


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[Assistant] I can tell you, I could watch a movie and tell you probably where it's going to be on Rotten Tomatoes.


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[Assistant] Worked for the Frist Art Museum until a couple years ago. He got us season passes and we would go.


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[Assistant] And I look at art and I don't get it at all. I look at it and I'm like, I feel like I could do that. I know I couldn't, but I feel like...


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[Assistant] Some of these, some of these paintings that are priceless. I'm like, I could do that. So.


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[Assistant] We have so many, this is going to be one of those episodes where it's probably going to drive people crazy because we have so many talented artists that are fans of the podcast. The shirt I'm wearing here.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jesse Rothacker sent all of us Nate Land shorts. Very nice of him.


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[Assistant] But the design is done by Keir Smith, who does a lot of funny caricatures for us. And he sent us this, he sent us all a card. That's from the Dakotas episode. Uhm, very very very talented artist.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the, the, uh, Nate and Slay show. Yeah, Nate's my next door neighbor, Rich.


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[Assistant] Now that, I'm like, that's amazing. I could never do that in a million years. But then I see some paint splashed on a wall and I'm like, I think I could do that.


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[Assistant] Realize it. Like Jackson Pollock, who was an abstract artist, he would just literally throw paint on a canvas and make it into something.


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[Assistant] No, we don't. There's a few people they think it might be.


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[Assistant] Make people think it's him, but no, no one knows for sure. There's like three or four people that, uhm.


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[Assistant] I always see it and I think, how did they get up there? How did no one catch them? This could not have been quick.


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[Assistant] Like Banksy, there's cameras everywhere now. It seems like, how does he do it and no one sees it?


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[Assistant] There's legendary street artists, graffiti artists. There's a documentary about guys like in New York and Philadelphia that just are legends for doing it.


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[Assistant] Here's, here's the definition of art. Art is any form and explicit.


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[Assistant] Art in any form is an expression or application of human creativity, skill, and imagination.


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[Assistant] You should tell people before each joke which ones you think are and which ones aren't.


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[Assistant] I think there's a guy at Subway calling himself a sandwich artist.


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[Assistant] When I looked up how many different types of art there is, the internet has a wider range, but there's...


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[Assistant] It's not, but it's grouped. It's grouped under a spoken word.


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[Assistant] Well here's, here's the list that I went with that says there's seven different forms of art. Painting, sculpture, literature, architecture, cinema, music, theater.


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[Assistant] See show notes for details. I don't know if I was supposed to read that, but


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[Assistant] Well Maverick is a great movie. Uh, James Garner.


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[Assistant] But James Garner plays his dad in that movie. Well, don't give it away.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. See I think it's lethal weapon, Mel Gibson.


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[Assistant] Uh, well there are 11 main colors.


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[Assistant] Different shades. So, uh, you gotta look at how many shades of light.


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[Assistant] Other than me? Alright. Well, I'm gonna keep going. There's a thousand shades of light that I can detect.


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[Assistant] That was good to hear, we got to that number, but yeah, okay.