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[Assistant] Uh, second rule is boys must be named boy names and girls must be named girl names. You gotta be able to tell the gender by its name. If they want to name their daughter Alex, she can't do it. Or Taylor, or Jeff.


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[Assistant] And then the third one I already mentioned, the name must follow Icelandic grammar rules and alliteration.


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[Assistant] Uh, so if you want to name your daughter Camilla, you'd have to do it with a K, cause there is no C in there. This is making a lot of sense. You're on board with her, aren't you?


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[Assistant] Uh, and you have six months to name your child there. After that you're fined for not registering a name.


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[Assistant] Cause this is a big process, you gotta go through this naming committee and they have to approve it.


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[Assistant] In Norway and Denmark, you're required to pick from an approved list of names.


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[Assistant] Fired, failure to get prior approval for unlisted name results and fines and, uh, the, the child's name will be forcibly changed later.


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[Assistant] France, the same thing. France, gotta be a boy's name. Girl's name is gotta be clear. A woman tried to name her daughter Liam. Liam?


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, in Portugal you can't name your child


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[Assistant] Tomas, or anything like that, it's gotta be, because you can't shorten it. Or you can name your child Tomas, but you can't call him Tom. You've gotta go by the name. So you'd have to be Nathaniel.


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[Assistant] They've banned shortening versions of names as officially. But you can still call them Tom.


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[Assistant] Ripley's Believe It or Not said the first, uh, last name ever was Cats, like Louie Cats.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess that's a rabbi's name or something like that in Jewish custom. So they say that was the first surname ever.


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[Assistant] Uhm, in the United States, you don't have to name your child right away. You gotta have it on the birth certificate, but if you don't know when you're leaving the hospital, those write baby boy or baby girl.


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[Assistant] And it says a lot of hospitals will threaten you by saying you've got to have this before you can leave the hospital, but that's not true. And some parents wait a while to even name their child. I don't know if you guys are familiar with the Olympic skier, peekaboo street. No one.


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[Assistant] That seems like they had a gun to their head. Well, I remember, she was an Olympic skier back in what? 80, uh, 98 Olympics. Yeah. And, uh, she was originally named baby girl. And then about when she was six months old, they, you would


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[Assistant] She liked to play peek-a-boo, that's obvious, but they also went to a Mexico vacation and the place was called peek-a-boo, so they named her peek-a-boo street.


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[Assistant] Many Spanish speaking countries have two last names.


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[Assistant] Uh, Spanish countries often have two surnames. Your father's last name and then your mother's last name. And then when you get married...


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[Assistant] Uh, you keep your, uh, if it's a woman, you keep your, uh, father's surname and then your husband's last name, like Angela Johnson Reyes.


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[Assistant] I didn't know this, in Greece, uhm, if a man, like, Yanis, do you have two daughters?


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[Assistant] So depending on if it's a male or female, different last names. So it would be Pappas.


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[Assistant] Would be his child's name if it was a boy, but if it was a girl, it would be Papa Lou.


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[Assistant] Just, I don't know. You know how like Spanish...


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[Assistant] L or la depending on masculine or feminine. Well, they have kind of similar, they changed the ending of the name based on masculine or feminine.


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[Assistant] I guess when the, uh, Chinese dynasty fell, I say I guess, like I just, this is what I say, when I read this, in 206 BC, many families adopted the last name, Wang, to hide their true identities to avoid being assassinated by the rulers of China. So, that's why there's...


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[Assistant] Okay. The most common first name in the world is Maria.


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[Assistant] Mary Maria. Most common first name in America? James. Uh, oh really? Is it James? Yeah. Wow. Jim.


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[Assistant] Let's do another hour. So there's two major league baseball teams that allow names on the back of their jerseys. As of 2023, I think this changes.


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[Assistant] That's who you root guys are for. For Nate and I, we have our own problems. During Derrick Mason's very first football game as coach at Vanderbilt, they played Temple on ESPN and they put the name Acre down on the back of their jersey.


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[Assistant] It didn't get NCAA approval, so they got penalized one time out per quarter because it was a jersey that wasn't official. Do you remember this?


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[Assistant] Maybe, uhm, because there was a long weather delay before. It was a terrible, terrible start.


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[Assistant] But in fairness to Vanderbilt, they did provide an email that showed that NCA approved it, so I think they got their timeouts back.


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[Assistant] He missed the team he's playing. Their opponents are going to hate him because he's going to dominate.


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[Assistant] It was like the first game it was televised, everybody was curious to see what would happen and he's out there and then after that ratings dropped and it, you know, it was gone soon.


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[Assistant] And then all in on, there was a Harvard study about names and do they matter and depending on your profession, depending on your name, supposedly your profession will change. If you have certain common names, you'll be more likely to be a doctor.


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[Assistant] Or if it's an unusual name, you'll be more likely to be a garbage man. And if we share the initial with the name of a hurricane, we'll be more likely to donate to the relief fund. It's called implicit egotism effect.


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[Assistant] We're generally drawn to the things that people that most resemble us because we have value.


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[Assistant] Our own names and initials, we prefer things that have something in common with us.


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[Assistant] I'm off this weekend, but this coming Tuesday, I'm throwing out the first pitch of the Nashville Sounds game.


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[Assistant] I've yet, actually I've yet to throw baseball in, in years, but I'm going to try this week. You better get on it.


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[Assistant] A lot of, uh, we got a lot of new fans lately and they always ask, what's a good episode to watch, you know, to kind of get a feel. And this is going to be the best of the first three years of Nightlands, so.


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[Assistant] This is a good one to watch just to learn about all the inside jokes and fun moments. Love it.


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[Assistant] Nice folks. Went to the San Diego Zoo. Yeaah. Did some research on the animals. Oh yeaah. One of the nicest zoos anywhere. Yeaah. And it was great.


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[Assistant] I mean I saw some animals, I didn't even know what they were. Uhm, but it's funny, all these animals are so big and ferocious when you see them.


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[Assistant] And the tiger, maybe he's just not eating well these days. He was smaller than I expected. You know, half of them, more than half, most of them were asleep anyway, so you're just looking at them laying there. But, uh, the polar bear was here.


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[Assistant] Well baboons, I got as close as me and you to the baboons through some very thick glass and.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wouldn't want to mess with them either. They're all pretty intimidating.


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[Assistant] Well, that's trace about my first pitch, the sounds game, I assume. And yeah, there's a good chance that there won't be a lot of rotation on it.


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[Assistant] I already know what it is. I've already told it at my show this weekend and somebody booed.


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[Assistant] About it. And then you, and then Abby texted me the next day. He said, Hey, give me that contact. And I was like, why? And she said, Nate wants to up first pitch July 4th.


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[Assistant] And then later on I texted her and I said, is he really? And she said, well, yeah, he's doing it May 27th.


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[Assistant] They'll make the Triple A Championship Game 7.


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[Assistant] And sometimes when an infielder comes in and that's, they do that. And it throws them off. Doug Bachler, our friend who's a big fan of the podcast. He's the pitching coach for Toledo Mud Hens. Maybe I could get him to, cause I'm guessing Sonny Gray will probably be training you.


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[Assistant] And he said if he throws a no hitter, he'll say hello folks in the press conference.


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[Assistant] The great philosophers were great mathematicians, right? A lot of them were.


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[Assistant] Well, the reason I asked about foreign language is maybe you should have done babble.


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[Assistant] So their prey can't see them. That's how smart they are. They're scared. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Has anyone ever complimented you on your understanding of physics before?


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[Assistant] Apparently they do that for a lot of monkeys, not just baboons.


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[Assistant] Wildlife people says, this does not work. Please stop painting the monkeys. But it's a thing that people in Africa do.


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[Assistant] On this podcast previously, how an elephant trampled a woman.


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[Assistant] He said this example is in the Bible in one Maccabees, and that you would know it.


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[Assistant] It's in the Catholic, it's in the Apocrypha, it's in the Catholic Bible, in the original King James.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think some of the scripture, some people don't feel like it was doctrine or.


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[Assistant] Well, there was one time where I was really getting into it and I'm behind you when Shane misses, and I'm like, yeah, like you want some of this?


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[Assistant] Most people don't, didn't even know Dusty was supposed to be in it. So they're just coming, ah, typical breakfast, just see the back of his head.


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[Assistant] And other teams changed their logo for a few days to match it.


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[Assistant] Like the Falcons changed their, like, Twitter page to the Atlanta, I forget what they were


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[Assistant] There's another story that a lot of people have sent us based on one of your old jokes about the, uh,


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[Assistant] Okay, somebody sent this to me and then they pointed out they arrested the guy at his house in Lebanon.


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[Assistant] It's Lebanon for you. Cause there's a lot of toe suckers out there. Yeah. I am, uh, proud of Lebanon. I've got to mention this. One of the Titans draft picks, Colton Dow from Lebanon and I grew up with his dad.


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[Assistant] Uhm, as soon as I saw the name, I was like, David Neil. Oh yeah. And I looked at his Facebook page. I thought it might've been Facebook friends. We weren't, but his last photo was from our class reunion. Wow.


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[Assistant] I missed our last reunion even though I helped plan it because that's...


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[Assistant] Me and Leann did that show in Mississippi and I missed it, but so I guess it's been our 25 year reunion, uh, 25 years ago now that, uh, I last saw him.


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[Assistant] So our 30 year reunion was 2020 and it was delayed because of COVID, so, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, so our 35 year reunions in two years, so.


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[Assistant] Well, when I am downtown staying at the Hilton, I use game time.


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[Assistant] Well, I was gonna do Colton Dow playing for the Titans. Yeah. I'm gonna buy Titans tickets on two-time. There you go. Okay, here we go. You shut it down too fast. No, no, you could have brought it back up.


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[Assistant] Alright, Colman Dallas from Lebanon. I went to school with his dad.


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[Assistant] In the app when I go to Nate's first pitch at the Nashville sounds game, I want to know.


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[Assistant] Robots. Who uh, here has a robot in your house?


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[Assistant] I think that would just be AI, I believe. Yeah. But you have a rumba? Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] It's uh, it takes out all the bad parts of movies. Oh really? Watch the movies, I take it out for you.


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[Assistant] Uh, so we've been trying to do this for a month. Uh, a month ago, New York Police Department added robots to their department. They have a, it's called a diggy dog.


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[Assistant] They call him Spot for fun and it, uh, it's a robot dog that goes in and places that might be too dangerous and, uh, you know, you can do it.


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[Assistant] Can do a lot of things, weighs 70 pounds, runs three and a half miles per hour, can climb stairs and, uh.


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[Assistant] People were upset about it. They tried it a couple years ago and people...


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[Assistant] I got so upset about it that they stopped it, but then they...


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[Assistant] Got a new mayor now in New York City. He's the former police chief and he's like, we're going to use it. And when, uh,


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[Assistant] When a parking garage collapsed a few weeks ago, they used it to go in to search for survivors because it's safer than obviously sending a human.


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[Assistant] New Yorker said, yeah, first time they were like, we didn't ask for this, but then the new mayor says, it helps. I'm going to use anything that helps us keep people safe. I know, but that's...


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[Assistant] So that's one they have there. They have one in Times Square that just goes around and, uh, just looks for, you know, crime. And then people, if people are a victim of crime, they can go up to it and tell it what, what happened and, uh, it will report it back to the police station.


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[Assistant] Autonomous security robot or ASR for short. Real personal policing.


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[Assistant] So the diggy dogs, that first one we showed, they got two of them for $739,000 and they used it from...


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[Assistant] Money seized in criminal forfeiture cases, whatever that is. There you go.


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[Assistant] The third thing that New York police just added is sticky GPS, where now if they're in a police chase, they can fire this thing at your car and it'll stick to your car and it can track you that way. So they can avoid dangerous chases.


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[Assistant] And then, this is also New York, unrelated to the police, they have trash cans that go around, I think also in Times Square.


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[Assistant] Robot trash cans go around. They put a camera on it just to see how people would react. Would they be mean to it? Would they?


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[Assistant] Columbia University did a study to see how people are going to treat robots.


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[Assistant] So there was a camera on it and there's video of this on there and most people were pretty nice to it. This comes up to it and they throw the trash in. A few people kicked it.


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[Assistant] Did some stuff like that. But the cameras were just to do a study on how people are going to start treating robots in the future.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Elon Musk and he's not the only one, but he thinks that they're going to take over all.


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[Assistant] Jobs that there's any physical labor or anything like that. And we, we need just a guaranteed income that everyone just gets. He's not the only one.


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[Assistant] That thinks that, but. That you would have, you need a guarantee. Yes, because so many jobs are going to be automated.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean he, they talk about the singularity, which is when computers


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[Assistant] Get us, or AI gets as smart as humans and then passes us in 2029 is the year that they said it would happen.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It doesn't feel like with chat GPS and all that this happened this year, it's, I mean.


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[Assistant] GPT, alright, sorry. Doesn't it seem like it's gonna happen quickly?


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[Assistant] Why wouldn't the person just take it? They're on the spot anyway.


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[Assistant] They sell machines now though to do a full body massage from a robot. Like your back, like you lay on a table.


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[Assistant] There's McDonald's in Fort Worth, Texas that's all automated now. No people. 24 hours?


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[Assistant] There's a video of that too, uh, but it, uh, yeah, I mean, it just, you open up- It should be, is it- Well that's what you want. If it's not 24 hours, I will be a fiend.


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[Assistant] But I think there's customer service where people don't know they're talking to a computer, right?


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[Assistant] For Nate's pilot, just get AI to do it now that there's the rider strike.


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[Assistant] I mean machines have been around for a long time. There's probably always someone complaining that it's taking a job.


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[Assistant] I thought he was like, drilling nails or spikes.


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[Assistant] In Hawaii, during COVID, in Honolulu, they use robo-dogs to, uh, take people's temperature at homeless camps.


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[Assistant] They're like, like humans. There's three laws for robots. Now this just came up.


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[Assistant] Some gadgets amenities. Robot may not injure a human being or through inaction allow a human being to come to harm. That's the first law.


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[Assistant] The second law is a robot must obey the orders given to it by its human, except where such orders would conflict with the first law.


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[Assistant] But the second law said, basically was saying if you told your robot to kill you, he couldn't do that because the first law is it can't hurt you.


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[Assistant] First of all, as a robot may not injure a human being or through inaction allow a human being to come to harm.


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[Assistant] The second law is a robot must obey the orders given to it by its human, except where such orders would conflict with the first law.


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[Assistant] This is kind of like in Terminator 2. Terminator 2. I have not seen it. Arnold Schwarzenegger was there to protect John Connor.


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[Assistant] And if s- he was killing people. And John Connor was like, stop killing people. And he's like, okay.


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[Assistant] And then he just started still shooting them, injuring to the point where it wouldn't hurt John Connor, but it didn't get the point.


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[Assistant] The third law, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.


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[Assistant] A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second wall.


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[Assistant] So it basically saying it should give up its life if it's to protect you from being injured.


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[Assistant] There's no, like, government law, but it's, uhm...


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[Assistant] 2001 Space Odyssey. That was the original AI.


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[Assistant] There was that, I saw you just had it pulled up, the, uh, robot that's going to Saturn's moon, the robot snake.


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[Assistant] So there's water on Saturn's moon and they're going to send this robot snake there to search.


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[Assistant] Well that, they're working on that too, but when they get there, they go.


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[Assistant] Most of these ufologists, I think is how you say it.


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[Assistant] The UFOs that we see here, they think there's probably not aliens on there. It's probably, uh.


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[Assistant] There was one that crashed in Brazil in 1996. And so there's still a lot of people alive that supposedly saw it. It crashed and the alien was hurt.


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[Assistant] There's a documentary about it and these women found it and it asked them to help them. I don't know if it spoke to them telepathically or it spoke Portuguese, maybe it took babble, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Sophia is a humanoid robot who, uh,


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[Assistant] Now there are robots that keep people, like elderly people, keep them company. In Japan, there's one called Wakamara.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, you gotta regulate it. I think it will be like Terminator, but I just think.


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[Assistant] Can you pull this up, the Wacom Mirror? I'm sorry. Wacom Mirror, just to show what it looks like. It's an ultra compact helper robot. It can also use sensors to help you with your health. I think it's kind of like a life alert.


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[Assistant] I think this is in Germany, it's a Volkswagen plant where a robot killed somebody. It grabbed it and crushed it.


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[Assistant] Uh, this Saturday I'm taking part in a show to benefit Nashville Inner City Ministry. It's a wonderful organization.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I like it. You know, if you go down to San Antonio, it's the Mexican guys keeping the cowboy looking like that.


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[Assistant] Did you ever wear a bolo tie? I've never owned one. I mean, I'm not against it. I like it, but I never can make myself wear this shirt out in the world.


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[Assistant] Oh, really? Yeah, so I guess people will sing at the opera not very good sometimes. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Elon Musk has been saying for a long time that AI is going to take over everything and we're going to not be able to keep up. That's why he wants that Neuralink so that he can, so that we can plug into our own brain to update ourselves so that we keep up with AI.


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[Assistant] And it is, can be hard, but I had the best time I had ever had there and it was great. And I think this podcast has helped because we got, you know, we got four people in here. We're all, you know, so I think I'm, I'm practice now. It was good and they were very nice to me. I think it helps that I've, you know.


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[Assistant] I'd love to just set up light, brush it, smell it, feel it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean even that, it just, if you're making a million things, you're probably not making any of them that well.


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[Assistant] I take AG1 in the morning before I start my day. It makes me feel like I'm doing something good to cover my nutritional basis.


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[Assistant] Now who is Jesse Daniel? Jesse Daniel's a country singer that I like a lot. Very, like a new, kind of a new country singer. He's great. Very good. From California, California country. Okay.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I met him. He came to play in Nashville. I met him. We hung out, took some pictures. It's great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she had some real crossover appeal too though. Cause she's like, you know, she's country, but it's debatable. I mean, it's a lot, it's like pop country.


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[Assistant] Who cares? Well, I just think there's some aspects you look for in country that you like, you appreciate. Fiddle, uh, steel guitar, stuff like that. It's about the instruments. Well, yeaah, there's stuff that makes it country and now it's just like people with southern accents singing pop music. A lot of times.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I don't know all the genres, but yeah, it's like, I don't know. There's just stuff I look for where I'm like, well, this is, I mean, yeah, it's country, but it's like, so I feel like all music is like becoming like pop rap now. Like every genre is like that. Like rap is like pop rap. Uh, pop has got a little rap.


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[Assistant] Well, I think there's no reason why it shouldn't be considered real country now in the state that it's in. But yeah, I mean, it's not a, I don't find it to be a country song by my standards, but by the standards that are being set, I don't know why it's not. Does that make sense?


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[Assistant] That's crazy. I've done shows at a lot of those places. War Memorial, I did a show. I did a show at the Ryman. Did the Opry several times. That's great. Yeah. That's fun. Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. I mean, this is as close as I'm going to get. Yeah. I may write a song one day. Can you sing? I can't sing, but I may write one. Yeah. I wrote a song. Did you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, like, well, you just, I guess you could just go outside, you know, but it's like, you know, we had, you know, we have a bathroom in our house that I had to get the toilet fixed and I was like, ah, I gotta go into the bedroom every time. You know what I mean? It's like, imagine having to go out back.


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[Assistant] I live in a trailer with one bathroom and my brother-in-law would, he was a bigger guy, he would go to the gas station if he needed to poop because he was like, he was like, that's gonna just, it'll just.


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[Assistant] But you know that story, Dusty? I don't know that I ever heard that he got arrested or pulled over, but I did. I mean, yeah, it's very famous that George Jones would be riding the lawnmower. I thought it was that he got pulled over. And maybe he did.


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[Assistant] Also that. They call him, cause he would not show up to shows. Oh, really? Cause he was just drunk? Yeah. Wow. There's stories, there's some stories, like Mike Judge has a Tales from the Tour bus. I never watched it, but I saw a little clip on TikTok. I can never find it. I don't even know where you can get it. But, um, he talked about how George Jones would like.


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[Assistant] Before a show, I guess he had like some kind of like anxiety, right? So he'd get real nervous. And so before the show, he would just disappear and then just leave town. And he said he would go sit in a hotel and


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[Assistant] Drink and eat fried chicken and like his manager would call him. He said this manager called him one time. He answered the hotel phone. He's like, I knew you'd find me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, George and Tammy, I think. I've not watched it. Everything's on some weird streaming network that I don't have, so I don't watch anything.


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[Assistant] You know, my first time I think that the Opry does. When I did the Opry for the first time and they, you know, they film you standing in the circle. You talk about it. I mean, it's a big deal. I don't really get into that stuff too much, but it is a big deal. I came to the Opry when I was a kid.


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[Assistant] I don't remember who I saw, but I, you know, so little, but it's like, it's fun to like be an audience member as a kid. And then later not even be a country singer and get to do the, the opera.


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[Assistant] Did you sing your first time there? You came back and sang. Oh I did. Yeaah. For some reason they were doing something at the end. They've never done that again.


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[Assistant] Cause it was at the, it was at every performer. I don't know if anyone invited me, but I was like, I performed tonight. I'd like to say.


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[Assistant] We're all from Alabama, all bringing knives in. I had no idea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know a little bit about Dottie West. Somebody's gonna give you a lesson in leaving.


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[Assistant] It's always, like, difficult. There's two crosses out there for Dottie West, too. Oh, is that right? Yea, there's two different spots. So I don't know what's going on there, but... I saw it the other day.


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[Assistant] There's two Dottie West Coralses out there. Huh. Not even really that close.


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[Assistant] And me and Hannah always sing that song. Somebody's gonna give you a lesson in leaving some, you know, you know the song?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's, yeah, I mean, and they aired on SiriusXM too. So I've, I've gotten, uh, I've done the show. It's a little delayed. So I've done the show, got in my car, drove home, put it on the operate on satellite radio and heard myself again.


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[Assistant] I mean that got a lot that I like. It's hard to narrow one down, but that one I think is my favorite. Long haired country boy Charlie Daniels.


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[Assistant] Country music. Johnny Paycheck, really great. Take this job and shove it. Yeaah. But he does that, uh, uh, Don't Take Her, She's All I Got song, which it was covered in the 90's too, but it's his song, it's great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean some of the country, when it gets too old, it, it is not a lot of fun to listen to for me. If it's too old, like if it, you know, sixties is maybe the cutoff. Once you get to fifties, the recording equipment's not as good and it's just hard to listen to. But there are some gems. Hank Williams, uhm,


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[Assistant] But I, you know, as I was on TikTok, I saw other country girls like doing the lip sync into it. So it's like, it's got an audience. You know, there's country girls out there that are like, Oh, I love this. You know, and it's kind of fun to have like a outlaw country woman. I mean, Gretchen Wilson's long gone from the country scene.


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[Assistant] And you know, Trace Atkins, I've, I've hung out with Trace Atkins a little bit. He's really great, really tall guy. And he told me that he, now he's told this story since then, but he told me I was supposed to open for him and then it stormed so they wouldn't let us perform. So we sat on his tour bus and he told me that one of his wives shot him.


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[Assistant] With a pistol in the side and it went through his, both of his lungs, I think through his heart. I think he almost died. And yeah, he had some serious, it was, I think he's been married a few times and that was one of his ex-wives. Wow.


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[Assistant] A lot of Paint Me a Birmingham, uh, Texas Tornado, great stuff. What'd you hear, stories about him? I don't know, I think just him being an alcoholic and just having some.


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[Assistant] Cold 4 was pretty, back, just, just back to that, I mean, he was pretty fun for the time, cause there was no country rapper, you know, so it was a pretty fun, I mean, Bubba Sparks was as close as we had.


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[Assistant] He, Garth Brooks still has no out, any, no songs on streaming services. You can't find him on Spotify, he's not on YouTube.


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[Assistant] You know, I got a big country music playlist that I put together on Spotify, but I, I can never add any of my fun Garth Brooks songs. You know, so, I mean, it's a big loss for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Lynyrd Skynyrd has, you know, a lot of people seem to not believe that or not know that they died in a plane crash. Most of them, the lead singer at least, but they have six albums before that. All incredible. All great. Anything that happened after that, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I love them. Old Flame, they, I saw, I opened for them in Iowa one time, and uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean like, you know, like let's say I got to Elvis fame, right? You know, I mean, we all know that's on the way, but uhm, you know, my childhood home is a trailer and it's already gone.


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[Assistant] Come on out. Alright, I'm at Portland, Oregon Helium this weekend and then Corvallis, Oregon, uh, uh, at a theater there. So that's going to be great. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Portland, Sunday, Corvallis. It's going to be great.


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[Assistant] A lot of these things quietly went away. You know, the dollar menu is basically gone now.


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[Assistant] I'll go Papa John's. I'll eat, I'll eat a whole large pizza. Like no problem.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll eat and then on the way home and stop at the gas station and then get a bunch of stuff at the gas station.


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[Assistant] So you're a serial killer on Death Row. You get anything you want.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I would think they would. Some of them have gotten a lot, a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] I think that's when you have the biggest appetite. Because you know you're not going to have to live with it. There you go. I can, I'm not going to have a stomach ache.


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[Assistant] I can't even eat. What if you feel like you deserve it maybe and you're like, you've got peace with it.


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[Assistant] So medium rare, this is Ted Monday at steak eggs over easy toast, hash browns, milk, coffee, juice. So nice meal.


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[Assistant] Boiled chicken and rice, several cups of hot water laced with honey. That's a pretty depressing last meal. That's how I eat every day.


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[Assistant] What's her face played in that movie Monster? Eileen Wuornos. She declined a final meal, but instead asked for a single cup of coffee.


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[Assistant] It's like you don't know until you show up and see what you're eating that day. And that's when you're like, ahh.


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[Assistant] I think there's probably still meant to be funny moments, but it does not look to be strictly a comedy.


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[Assistant] Two things that I think, A, don't bring a big group with you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Cause I think you're gonna be tempted to bring a big group out. And it's just not gonna be good.


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[Assistant] Resist the urge to make this a big event. Uh, the second thing is don't, if you, if you're interested in doing comedy.


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[Assistant] Like for real, like continuing to do it, I would not film it and put it online, your first set.


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[Assistant] Yea, I think a lot of people do that now. And have fun. And be yourself.


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[Assistant] When I saw Brian Regan in Atlanta, his encore is people yell out what jokes he does the greatest hits and he had trouble remembering a few of them. It was fun because they're old, old jokes. 20 years ago. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Do you know the only artist to ever get an encore at the Opry?


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[Assistant] No. You can guess. Henry Cho. Uh. No. Charlie. No, I mean musical artist. Charlie Daniels. No, that's a good guess.


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[Assistant] It's like the biggest one ever, yeah. Garth Brooks.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Got the Grand Ole Opry shot. The Grand Ole Opry yeaah. Got it on core.


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[Assistant] To get an encore, yeaah. When was it? Pretty cool. I don't know, the internet's down right now. Convenient.


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[Assistant] Things because Helen Keller is a beloved in the state of Alabama. She's on our state quarter.


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[Assistant] Users claim the 20th century disability activist Helen Keller was a fraud who lied about her disabilities, was a Nazi, or wasn't even a real person at all. So it looks like there's a few different angles people are taking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I don't think, uh, part of the story is, is that it wasn't like amazing, which it did. I think it's part of it is that it was incredible.


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[Assistant] Did you ever see the Joaquin Phoenix documentary about, about that?


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[Assistant] Do you remember when Joaquin Phoenix was going to become a rapper? Yes. And this was a big story. He went on Letterman and he acted crazy. That was all a documentary.


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[Assistant] Uh, made by him and Casey Affleck. It's awesome too. It's so good. Oh really? Yea, it's the exact same thing. It was all just a stunt to film this fake documentary.


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[Assistant] Oh, and they just let us do it ourselves. Yeah. Put one in the backyard, shoot up your trash individually.


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[Assistant] You wanna do this? Yeah, this is fun. I got first round. We've got a puffer fish versus a piranha.


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[Assistant] We've, we've talked about this a lot. This is a gorilla versus a grizzly bear. And I, and I think we actually found like, there is a scientific consensus about this, right? Yeah. Which was it? I think it was the bear wins. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Look at this. Yeah. To be very clear. I do. Oh, I can't believe we haven't talked about this. Oh wow. So Barry Sanders, the official Barry Sanders said to be very clear. I do not like my chances versus a grizzly bear. Check out Nate Barghetti's video. And then he shared our TikTok.


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[Assistant] We've got a snake, which I assume is some type of python. It looks like a python.


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[Assistant] Now are these snakes, uh, venomous? Or do they just kill just from strangulation? You don't know about a python? No, I'm just clarifying a few things. You didn't know that?


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[Assistant] That's the difference. Alright, let's click that snake. We got the snake. And then, uh. Last for this round, we got a chimpanzee versus a Komodo dragon.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think even in these pictures, one of them smiling, nice at the camera that the other one is the photographer's keeping it away with a stick.


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[Assistant] That's what it looks like, yeaah. It looks like they're going, God, I'll get too close to this.


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[Assistant] Is this in fights or in comedy? Let's do one about comedians fighting each other.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know, but it was too close to the last ad, so I had to spread it out. If you have an upcoming summer trip abroad, my go-to travel hack is about, I don't know, this is my hack.


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[Assistant] I've never traveled abroad, but I'm going to in October. I'm going to Brazil. I've talked about this. I need to brush up on my Portuguese. Brush up.


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[Assistant] Babbel is the language learning app that sold more than 10 million subscriptions. 10 million people, can't be wrong. Thanks to Babbel's easy bite-sized language lessons, there's still time to learn a new language before you reach your destination.


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[Assistant] We've talked about this. This is, this is the fun, satisfying part of it is it's like a book with short chapters. These lessons are bite size, they call them. You compete them real quick.


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[Assistant] So many ways to learn with Babbel. You got podcasts, games, video stories, even live classes, and it's got a 20 day money back guarantee. Take three weeks. See what you learn. Right now.


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[Assistant] You can get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to babble.com slash Nate. Now babble can be spelled a few different ways. I want to make sure you know how to spell it. It's B-A-B-B-E-L. So that's babble.com slash Nate for up to 55% off your subscription. Double nickel. 55. Yeah. Babble.


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[Assistant] That was one of your best. He's not done. Language for life. Okay.


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[Assistant] That's not true, but it is a lot. I have more. I have a lot. Yeah. Yeah. They're fun.


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[Assistant] And Jesse was like, well, please try to do at least 20 because I'm going to have to fill the rest of it. So that's, that's cool.


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[Assistant] To co-run a show right next to that somewhere SOS. You know that beach bar? Oh yea. I think Nate, I think you did it once Nate.


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[Assistant] When you're running a tonight show set or something. So I know that area really well. Sacko is great.


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[Assistant] It's cheap, it's like good vibes, it's not, it's not a


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[Assistant] If I'm at a Mexican restaurant and I order queso, I make, I say not to the table, but to the, I go, I'll have that for me. Just so the table knows.


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[Assistant] Right, that's why it's not a dumb assumption, but I want to make it clear this is not for y'all.


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[Assistant] I bet natural people always knew about it, but now it became like a destination spot.


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[Assistant] Did he or did he force him to do it? Was he here? Was he involved? I don't think he was here. They just loved the guy. I guess.


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[Assistant] Well, that's kind of over now. I think of a new city got incorporated. I don't know how many would be named after military generals these days. That's what I'm saying. None. Yeah. It'd be like, you know, like Oprahville and stuff like that. It wouldn't be, I can't even name a portrayist.


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[Assistant] Well, their talent's even being named still. I bet talents are still being named. They're being renamed. They're being incorporated.


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[Assistant] Find out what it would cost to have a town named Nate Land. I'll look into it. Thanks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they should be like, if you can get there, you can go. Right. Just have to get to walk.


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[Assistant] Earth's only continent without a native human population that regulates international relations with respect to Antarctica. Hmm.


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[Assistant] It was the first arms control agreement established during the Cold War, setting aside the continent as a scientific preserve, establishing freedom of scientific investigation and banning military activity.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. You'd have to go to, well first you go to Paraguay.


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[Assistant] No, you go to, yeaah, from, you can enter it from, uh, Argentina down here.


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[Assistant] See how close Argentina is to Antarctica? That's a hop, skip and a jump.


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[Assistant] Dude, the south pole is negative 60 degrees. I don't know.


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[Assistant] By the way, it costs $115 to name a street. I can't find city.


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[Assistant] It's going to depend on the city, but if you want to start naming some streets.


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[Assistant] It's just a processing fee. It's just paperwork. There's no actual cost, but then the developer can approve it or not. Whoever, whoever owns the area.


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[Assistant] A proposed 100 acre theme park near Nashville that could be opened by mid 2022. That didn't happen. Oh well, nevermind.


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[Assistant] Coming soon, so this place is, it's going to open soon, just a little behind schedule. And we get it, it's been a hectic year.


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[Assistant] Oh, investor opportunities. Let's get into that. What about, are you guys, are naming rights available?


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[Assistant] I think we care. Well, there's not a Dollar General Museum, you know?


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[Assistant] It was a woman who was mad at her husband.


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[Assistant] There's a woman mad at a man. And to get back at him, I think she alleged he cheated on her or something. So to get back at him, she put all kinds of spices in his chicken that day.


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[Assistant] And it backfired. He loved it. So she started selling it.


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[Assistant] That bar somewhere SOS that I used to run a show at, they had a contract with one of the pedal tavern companies that they were a stop for those. So.


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[Assistant] During our show, two or three times throughout the hour and a half show.


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[Assistant] Uh, another bachelorette party would show up. Wow. To use the bathroom and get drinks and then get back on. Where? At somewhere SOS, right near Sacco down there. Okay. So every, you know, every 25, 30 minutes, one of them will show up, just ruin the show for a few minutes and then leave. Oh wow. Yeah. It's kind of fun to, when you know they're coming,


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[Assistant] Is it? Yea, that uh, that skull with the teeth. That's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Casey Musgraves did $18,300. A lot of tickets, man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, all those Greek philosophers, they're all Athens. They just get together and chat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think they break it up into quadrants like that. Like conferences? Yeah, you would be in the overlap of the western hemisphere and the northern hemisphere. The NWH.


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[Assistant] Like the middle of it. I don't know the term for the vertical equator. The prime meridian, it's the prime meridian and the, yeah, that's what it is.


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[Assistant] The half of Earth, Western Hemisphere is the half of Earth which lies west of the Prime Meridian.


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[Assistant] No one talks about the prime meridian. Well, we don't hang out with a lot of cartographers. I imagine it comes up though. It's an arbitrary line of longitude in a geographic coordinate system at which the longitude is defined to be zero.


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[Assistant] That's true. That's true. That's not even what they mean when they say east and west. No. Cause Europe is the western world. Prime iridians probably pretty


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[Assistant] Europe, except France and Spain and Portugal and the UK.


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[Assistant] But everything, and then all of Asia and almost all of Africa and Australia and New Zealand.


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[Assistant] So the northern hemisphere is everything above the equator.


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[Assistant] It's a lot of South America, a lot of Africa and then Australia.


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[Assistant] Well, this isn't, this is indoor. This is an 88 tons indoor statue made of gilded bronze. 108 feet. 108 feet. Wow. Where is that at? That's in China. And that's, god, it ranks so low. Uh, 99, it's the 99.


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[Assistant] Have you seen the Statue of Unity, man? No. That is bizarre. That's the biggest statue in the world? Yeaah. Who is that? It's in India. It's a, uh.


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[Assistant] It depicts Indian statesman and independence activist, uh, yeah, V Patel.


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[Assistant] The first Deputy Prime Minister and Home Minister of Independent India. I mean, so ridiculously large.


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[Assistant] It's 597 feet. The Batman building is 617 feet, so it's almost as tall.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's an announcement about it. It's up now? Like they've put it out? Yeah, last week. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, it does.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. If I, if I wear a Columbia PFG vision shirt.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I think I should dress like him. Carry a guitar. He is way taller than me.


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[Assistant] Is he? Yeaah, he's a pretty tall. He's a big guy though. How tall are you? I'm 6 feet. I think he's like 6'4", 6'5". Oh really? He's a big dude I think. Oh wow. Yeaah, yeaah. 5'8". I mean, oh 5'8".


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[Assistant] Whoa. What made you think he was so tall? Uh, just the look of him. That was based on just my pure instinct looking at the man.


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[Assistant] I think you might just kinda hunch. I got a bad posture. You have bad posture. I do too.


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[Assistant] The internet says you're five, 10, he has long brown hair and.


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[Assistant] You have a website, a gossip next door.com, dusty slave bio wife. This is odd. There's a lot on here, man. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Definitely not the place I worked, but all the studios are down there. It's cool to drive through it.


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[Assistant] Husk is great. Yeah. Husk is awesome. Yeah. Husk is one of the best restaurants in the country, they say.


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[Assistant] And we've hung out outside of comedy before. It's not like that was totally odd. It just was weird. I'm sorry about that.


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[Assistant] I mean, I imagine like I'm on a safari in Africa and then like just dusties there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they're the stars because that's what, when we get a major league team, that's what they're going to be called, right?


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[Assistant] You know, the funny thing, you posted the day before, cause they didn't show it till Sunday. And that was Saturday, right? Okay. Yeah. And you posted it and I was reading them to Roach. You didn't care, but I was reading them and I was like, Robertio, is that how you say his name?


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[Assistant] Five foot eight. And I told her that's a joke because he's so short that he listed his height. And then I'm watching it the next day and that was real.


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[Assistant] You beat a lot of athletes though. Yeah. I think you finished what? Tied for 53rd?


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[Assistant] Could, uh, if Steph Curry devoted instead of playing basketball, if he just tried to be a professional golfer, could he?


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[Assistant] Well, this is, uh, I believe it's someone you need your, you lost a bet to Nate that you have to mention.


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[Assistant] Cause you're, I know Ray Romano is a good golfer, but they, he putted pretty far off the green.


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[Assistant] Like he was out there in the fairway and putt it. It was a great putt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. I'd never played. I didn't know what I was doing. Uhm, I still don't know what I'm doing.


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[Assistant] That was a wizard. Then they give you little characteristics.


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[Assistant] For a wizard, I had very little wisdom. So, you know, I, I didn't- Were you a human? Yea, I was a human wizard.


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[Assistant] I still don't really know what was going on, but I had a fun time. I don't even know who wins. I asked at the end, I'm like, who wins? And they're like, we all do for playing. So, yeah.


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[Assistant] He being the dungeon master. And then he's like, you guys succeeded. You did it. You know what I mean? And then we'd have a new scenario.


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[Assistant] All right. So that's what I did. I was nervous. I mean, I would be too. I had no idea what I was doing. Everybody's just talking and it's like another language.


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[Assistant] I mean, no, I mean, I don't know. I don't, I mean, I don't even know. I remember I made one funny joke. He was like, well, I hope you prayed after.


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[Assistant] There was one time you and I were going to a show, uh, at the Ryman and we were downtown. It was John Chris show. Do you remember this?


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[Assistant] And there's a car in front of us that has to turn too. And all these cars come out of the way. All of a sudden, Dusty just honks the horn like, go dude.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, Dusty, there's, there's a bunch of cars coming the other way. He's like, well, you gotta get out there. You gotta get out there.


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[Assistant] But I felt so bad for that guy. I wanted to follow him and say, Hey, I'm sorry about, I'm sorry about that.


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[Assistant] I thought a human walked about four miles an hour.


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[Assistant] Uh, a guy in Switzerland was going 180 miles per hour. His ticket was over a million dollars. Wow. Cause in Switzerland they...


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[Assistant] I mean, he's going 180 miles per hour. That's pretty reckless. Uh huh. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's that joke I told last week. Yeah, what was it? About Hitler would have people say, hello folks.


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[Assistant] And uh, speaking of horns, horns honking F or F sharp, whatever that is.


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[Assistant] It was that one I told every other year when it was an even year. I had a joke about, uh, back when I was 18, I was, I thought I was such a man. I had a.


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[Assistant] Good job, serious girlfriend, driving a brand new, 1990s, Kevlar, Z24, whatever. Now I'm 36, looking for work, looking for a girl and driving a 1990. You know, that was, that was my original joke. Then I turned 37 and I was like, the joke didn't work anymore because I was doubling it. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] So I think I started this joke by saying I'm 18 times 2 now. Or something, I don't know, something like, I had a lot of math.


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[Assistant] Then I turned 37 and that joke didn't work anymore. And then I turned 38 and I started telling it again. I was like, when I was 19 and I did that every year.


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[Assistant] My sister did have that car. That was when I drove my senior prom. Oh.


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[Assistant] People would buy the, you would buy cars in Will's and Dale's magazine. Do you remember that?


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[Assistant] That'd be fun. I tried. Okay. Lucy said, check back another time.


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[Assistant] Oh, a stove. Yeah. Yeah, we call it a stove. Yeah. Yeah. Guest range. 15 years. That seems short to me.


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[Assistant] Dryers and refrigerators, 13. This says, uh, microwave.


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[Assistant] Nine years. My mom's had hers for 30 plus.


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[Assistant] That's uh, this was major appliances. Toaster wasn't even on the list.


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[Assistant] If you superheat your water in a microwave, they've been known to explode, like even after you take it out.


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[Assistant] And it'll just burn you. Like if you put a cup of water in a microwave and like really get it hot and then take it out, sometimes it just explodes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Like 10 minutes later? Oh. Like boiling. Like boiling hot.


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[Assistant] There was a reddit thread where a woman, I assume it's a woman, uh, would microwave her water and water her plants with it and she, one with just normal tap water, one with microwave water, the microwave one started dying in the tap.


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[Assistant] Now, Snoop says it's fake, that it's not real, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, she was trying to prove a point, right? Yeah. I mean, I can see Dusty doing that.


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[Assistant] That was the thing. It was going on the internet that it would work. You could charge your phone. They said Apple didn't want you to know about it because they want you to buy their batteries, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, this woman's my spirit animal, American tourist in New Zealand, uh, called the Hotel


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[Assistant] Saying that, uh, she couldn't get her pizza out of the microwave oven. They went up there to see what was going on and she put it in the safe.


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[Assistant] And she locked it? And she couldn't get it unlocked? Yea, she was pushing buttons trying to get it to go and then she locked it. She thought it was one of those


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[Assistant] That all makes sense though. Now your refrigerators, there's three types basically. Okay.


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[Assistant] Watermelon, you gotta work for it. You gotta load the thing up, take it home, get a ginzu knife to cut it up.


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[Assistant] Yep. It is heavy. But once you get in there. It takes up your whole refrigerator. You got seeds you gotta work through. There's a lot going on. I eat the seeds.


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[Assistant] Bad segue? That's pretty weak. Well, your buddy Roscoe probably needs Indeed.


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[Assistant] Eat a lot of chicken biscuits. He's a teacher. Now do you, uh, do you know what temp you put your refrigerator and freezer on?


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[Assistant] Well, uh, mid thirties is the recommended. Okay. You know, it's gotta be about freezing, but by the time it gets to 40, some contamination can start happening.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess I threw it in the mid thirties, but I was trying to concise it cause I got so much information.


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[Assistant] In fact, they say don't put hot food in your refrigerator because it can warm up the inside and cause some contamination.


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[Assistant] Ruth was, I hope I can explain this correctly. She was putting some type of, I don't know, ointment on, on our baby. It was a...


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[Assistant] It was a new tube with the seal still on it. She took the top off the little thing at the top.


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[Assistant] The little piece of tinfoil thing at the top. She, but the cap itself has a little thing.


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[Assistant] Alright, Nate, you want to tell us about electric e-bikes?


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[Assistant] I'm directing all these at you. Nah, I don't mind. I don't mind. Do you have a game plan for loading the dishwasher? Do you have a style, a plan?


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[Assistant] Really? Never did. No. Yeah, they, it's like wood bowls. We had real bowls, but yeah, we always hand wash until...


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[Assistant] The average dishwasher uses 10 gallons. The average hand washing session uses about 20 gallons.


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[Assistant] Yes. And this says leave the door of the dishwasher open when you're not using it to air it out. That's convenient.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You ever heard the term nuking the fridge?


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[Assistant] Maybe the microwave, this is, uh, it's, it's the movie version of jumping the shark. Nuke in the fridge.


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[Assistant] Uhm, in the, uh, Indiana Jones movie about the crystal skull or whatever.


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[Assistant] And it was so dumb that a term came up, nuking the fridge, that it's kind of like jumping the shark. It's ridiculous. You're out of ideas. And that's, that just means a movie's out of ideas. Wow. I didn't know that jump in the shark.


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[Assistant] Double down on it and said, no, no, no. He tried to post-proof that you have a 50-50 chance of surviving a nuclear blast from...


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[Assistant] Climb in a refrigerator because the lead levels are something. It's tough to prove, but scientists said now you'd die instantly.


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[Assistant] And in the movie, Indiana Jones just doesn't survive. He flies through the air, like, really, really far.


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[Assistant] It lands in the desert and just gets out and dusts itself off.


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[Assistant] When we keep going, it seemed like a good place to stop. Everybody was really into...


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[Assistant] Uh, this weekend I'll be at Zany's Comedy Club with Dustin Nickerson and I forgot who else. Uh, oh, Aaron.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. Well, they both got a little tastier seat over there.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Brian and Dusty. I never did. I always respect like what's happening. I appreciate that. And I noticed that.


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[Assistant] I had a woman comment, I mean for a year, every video would just comment, Aaron needs to shave his beard.


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[Assistant] And you know, it bothered me because I know there's a little kernel of, yeah, I probably should take care of it a little more than I do, but now I will never shave it. Because that's how you grow.


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[Assistant] I was in Charlottesville, Virginia at the Boar's Head Resort, two shows. They were both full. A lot of people there. It was great, man.


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[Assistant] It was one of those like, uh, everything was so smooth. It was like, I wish some stuff had gone wrong. So I'd have a funny story or something, but it was just like perfect from start to finish.


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[Assistant] Merch lines long, you know, just meeting people. It's awesome, man. Sit back, take it in. That's what I'm doing.


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[Assistant] From just keeping an eye on our subscriptions. Most Americans, if you asked them, if you said, Hey, how much are you spending a month?


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[Assistant] On subscriptions, they say, I don't know, $80. The actual answer is around $200. That's what the average American spends.


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[Assistant] Some subscription services that I've forgotten about.


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[Assistant] That's one of the ones that canceled for me was ESPN+.


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[Assistant] Or have I signed up for? Well, I noticed it cause when my wife and I got married, we all had this. We each had.


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[Assistant] Our own Netflix, our own Hulu, whatever. And now we only need one, so you know.


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[Assistant] Well, it sounds like a good thing for me. To me, it sounds like your brain's working faster than your reading. You're actually ahead of, you know what I mean? You're like, I can stop at any time.


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[Assistant] You're good. You're not gonna like bomb and purgatory and go to hell.


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[Assistant] So you're jumping in probably right at...


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[Assistant] Erin did that joke. That was, yeah, I did that joke. That was one of the first jokes I wrote. Yeah. What if that guy had not liked apples? Yeah. I went nowhere with it. And then Louie did a great bit about it. Yeah. But I've thought that part of the annoy me about that scene is that he gets the girl's number, right? Matt Damon at the bar.


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[Assistant] Writes it down on a post-it note. And then, while he's rubbing it in the dude's face, he says, how do you like them apples? He puts the number up to the window.


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[Assistant] And shows her, shows her the number and the guy's got a great memory. He memorized an entire book of...


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[Assistant] Facts. Oh yeah. And he shows the, it's just like, yeah, he shows it. So he's like, I got the number two now, bud. Exactly.


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[Assistant] I had two in there. You know what we're referencing? So like within five minutes of the podcast last week when Brian was in your chair, finally.


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[Assistant] I just did like a headshot thing to get new headshots and they were like go through and pick all your favorites and all of mine were like.


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[Assistant] Side. As far away from the camera as where I'm looking. Like you need something where you're looking straight on. I don't care for that.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's why we always see the same side of the moon. Oh, oh, the ocean makes it right. Yeah. Yeah. It will just come around with us.


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[Assistant] Only the people that have, yeah, been around. The astronauts, have they? Astronauts, yeah. They sell the backup, no pictures or anything?


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[Assistant] It's gotta look like the front, right? Well, we've got the way more interesting side, it seems. You know, we've got a lot more seas and.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, I mean this is just kind of just a bunch of craters, but we've got all kinds of different shapes and...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I saw the guy I said it to. Yeah. He's pretty clear. He's sitting right in front of me.


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[Assistant] I wonder if there are different things you have to, if it's, if it's not given this rating, then it's technically like marketed and made for kids and there's different stuff you have to do. Like on YouTube. Like on YouTube you have to check this is not made for children.


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[Assistant] And then it's regulated differently and moderated differently.


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[Assistant] That's tough. I didn't see that one. Yeah, you do a show in the round wearing that, just to see it from the side.


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[Assistant] I've been taking it on the road with me. It's awesome. Yeah. Fold it up, fits in the back of my car and I can just take it out anywhere. It's been awesome.


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[Assistant] I want to say this, that I, the bike that I have, I broke something on it, trying to fold it back. I was just an idiot and I messed up the battery. And I called electric e-bike number and I was just prepared to just sit there for half an hour. Somebody answered right away, like a person.


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[Assistant] Some people went and dug it up because we did a podcast that morning.


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[Assistant] And here's the funny part, it is a sliding glass door.


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[Assistant] Not many jokes do you have a video of you talking about it like an hour after it happened.


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[Assistant] Go to Asheville, North Carolina. I'll be at the Wortham Performing Arts Center all this weekend, Friday and Saturday.


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[Assistant] Funny bone. All right. Good shows. Two, supposed to be three. They said, Hey, we would rather do two good ones.


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[Assistant] Three out of four flights this weekend, nobody in the middle seat. Wow. Three out of four.


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[Assistant] No, but it was a two hour flight. Three out of four with an empty middle seat is like, I mean, I might never get another one in my life. Yeah. Southwest. Southwest. Oh yeah. You get, uh, the exit row or anything? No, that's strategic. Exit row, it's always going to be full.


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[Assistant] If you're choosing middle seats, people are going to pick the exit row first. So I always go typically right in front of the exit row, in a regular row, and that way the middle seat will not get taken that often.


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[Assistant] I would take, I'd rather, yeah, I'd take a foot off a leg room to get a foot to the left. If you could trade like inches between leg room and hip room. I'd take the hip room all day. It is nice.


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[Assistant] I don't have the luxury of that, so I'm kind of in front.


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[Assistant] Somebody says, tell him I said hi. Uh, you ever actually do that?


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[Assistant] I say I will a lot. I think it's, I don't even think it's about that. I think it's just, it's just about like recognition that we know somebody mutual. Cause what else do you want out of that?


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[Assistant] I don't even know if this technology exists, but I would like to just...


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[Assistant] Let's say I hook up to you, Brian, so you just feel, even if it's for like five seconds, you just feel whatever I feel.


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[Assistant] Because then they know right away, because it's really hard to describe what you got going on sometimes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I bet it will at some point they hook up to your nervous system and yes, because I've had stuff where I can't describe it.


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[Assistant] And then I feel like I'm an idiot the way I'm describing it and I'm not sure they understand what I mean. If I could just zap them with it. The foot thing's a great example. The gal, the gal, the gal.


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[Assistant] I still find joy in other things. I still live a fulfilled life. I still have passions and dreams and aspirations.


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[Assistant] My younger brother's like that. He does not find enjoyment from food. He, he eats these like just powders that are just meals called like smool or something like that. He, that's how he eats. And he gets no joy from food.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm jealous of him. Yeah. He's at a, he's at a good weight.


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[Assistant] Is this the Purdue grad? Yeah, that's my younger brother.


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[Assistant] You're, you could have a good, a good timed burp, a well-timed burp in your act could be.


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[Assistant] Okay, James Earl Jones type? Like that type. Does he do voices for the characters or is it all pretty straight?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a good trait to have, I think.


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[Assistant] But you, you understand why they made that leap, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, you type in ladybugs on Amazon, there are a lot of options here.


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[Assistant] It's 1500 live ladybugs for $5. And they deliver it? And they deliver it.


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[Assistant] This guy said 80% arrived dead. This one says about 50 to 70% were alive and he gave him five stars.


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[Assistant] This, uh, Julie Keller, who said 80% arrived dead, said purchase these to get rid of, uh, spider mites.


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[Assistant] Apparently ladybugs will just wipe them out. I had no idea they served any purpose.


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[Assistant] Live ladybugs are good bugs, great for kids, birthday parties and school projects. What kind of birthday party bringing out the ladybugs? 80% of them are dead.


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[Assistant] Lands on a ship. I wonder why. Ship with no cameras on it.


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[Assistant] Let me tell you something about... Leavened.


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[Assistant] This picture we have pulled up, yea. It's like the calcified arc. Doesn't look like it to me.


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[Assistant] I think it was, uh, the gospel of Judas. There were depictions of Jesus, like, electrocuting people. He had like, crazy, uh,


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[Assistant] Three more. Yeah, yeah. Maccabees one and two and then the book of wisdom.


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[Assistant] I read a little bit of Maccabees. Just exploring a little bit?


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[Assistant] I thought it was seven books. I don't lump Maccabees in with those.


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[Assistant] I don't know if that term had been invented yet at the time.


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[Assistant] This is how a Catholic contributes to biblical discussions, just throws out a Latin phrase they know every now and then, ex nihilo, out of nothing.


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[Assistant] But it doesn't have to be on the Bible, right? It can be on anything that you want. It can be on the papers you're holding right now.


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[Assistant] You know them? Cause it was the end of the world for every team that played us, dude. I don't know what they, what are they? Forwards from the apocalypse?


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[Assistant] I think so. I know mostly it's kind of transcended the other thing in my eyes. When I hear the four horsemen, I think of the four Notre Dame football players.


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[Assistant] You were seeing this iconic image right here, the four football players on horses? No. Really? That was them. Wow. 1924. It's a big year.


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[Assistant] They're just called the Four Horsemen, so they did a promotional shoot of them on horses.


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[Assistant] I think it was just what you call just a group of four that are really good. Like the Yankees had murderers row.


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[Assistant] And then he had four stars or one of the four horsemen. What else would you call it? Four people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it became a dumping ground for industrial waste during the second half of the 19th century.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one and two, it says, usually clear plastic used to bottle beverages, salad dressing, cleaning sprays. It's one of the most.


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[Assistant] Easiest plastics to recycle, two stiff plastic bottles, milk bottles, laundry detergent containers, and then three to seven is just like, good luck, dude. We cannot recycle this.


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[Assistant] Grocery store bags, dry cleaner bags, plastic bottle caps.


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[Assistant] It said this is almost never, I mean, I think it's difficult. I think they're working on it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, paper bags, we turn them into book covers for all the kids at school.


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[Assistant] What do you mean? It's how all the kids, I got our book covers, you know, you could have. Oh, you as a.


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[Assistant] Do you know, here's an interesting question. Sometimes I'll see jokes for my act and I can just tell exactly what moment of a joke that picture's from. Cause if, do you know what that's from based on that, based on your motion right there? Could that be anything? I mean, I could guess. He's asking the people.


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[Assistant] But that's a, I mean, you get a little animated, but that's a, that looks like a unique kind of moment.


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[Assistant] You're a little harder to do that for. Yeah. He's staying in there with his arm behind his back.


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[Assistant] I don't think it does, but there's an infrastructure around it.


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[Assistant] A revolutionary space catapult receives funding for first launches and it, it's huge. It's hard to tell how this works.


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[Assistant] Spin launch, which already has the backing of NASA, so you know it's legit.


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[Assistant] Announced its latest funding round this week, bringing the total amount raised to 150 million dollars they've raised. It's the world's first kinetic launch system.


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[Assistant] So that way if there's an eruption, well, there's a silver lining here. Exactly. At least that trash is gone.


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[Assistant] It makes it feel 10 times more. At least now there's a bunch of toxic fumes all over the place from this burning trash.


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[Assistant] No, I did not. It's towards the end of the show. Let's just get through it going online. I use a VPN, you know, because I'm smart. I'm a smart internet. I use it for everything. I leave it on all the time. For what purpose?


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[Assistant] Well I'm trying to, you know, I'm not trying to give my identity out to everybody.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's awesome. It's every time you connect to an unencrypted network, like I'm sure you're on, if it's a coffee shop or a hotel, airport, your online data is not secured. Any hacker on the same network can gain access to and steal your personal data.


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[Assistant] You know, I mean, yeah, it'll, it'll ask you when you go to a website. So like Yahoo news, I'll just accept, you know, accept the cookies or whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'll accept it so that I can use this website while I'm on it. But then when I quit and reopen the app, I'm starting over.


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[Assistant] No, you can set it to where you just automatically remove. I use an app called Firefox Focus.


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[Assistant] On my phone, that's just open it up and then it's, it's almost like a disposable browser.


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[Assistant] It's like when you close the app it's just like done, doesn't remember anything, doesn't save anything, it's pretty awesome.


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[Assistant] That's right. Yeah. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Alright. Come on out.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm Nate Barghetti, Bron Bates, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the Nate Land podcast is brought to you by Helix Sleep, BetterHelp, DraftKings, and Viori Clothing, which I'm wearing right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, welcome everybody. Uh, we have uh, pre-recorded this just so you know. Just a heads up. This is, it'll say.


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[Assistant] It could say it on the, I mean, we don't have to get, you know, when they, it says a prerecord, you see that sometimes on, you can be very, it can be very confusing recorded earlier, especially during, yeah, during the Olympics or


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's, uh, yeah, but when you're watching something and you don't know, you know, and you're like, what?


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[Assistant] And nowadays, if you watch something that's not, uh, I mean, there are, we're not talking about topical things. So our, I mean, sometimes we are, but like it's, ours is like, Pete, you can go back and listen to this. It's not like it's the news or something.


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[Assistant] But if you, sometimes if you watch something and it's like, if it's new stuff, I mean, if it's not the day of, you're like, it doesn't matter. It's, that's how fast everything changes is that it's just a waste of time.


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[Assistant] You know, that's why I don't read about history.


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[Assistant] Give me something today. I need to know what happened today.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, so here we are, livin' it up, uh, yeaah, we know we wouldn't do anything, we have nothing, whatever we were.


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[Assistant] I feel like a lot of rocket scientists, do they really work on rockets? Well, he's been playing football. I know, but is it like, if you're a rocket scientist, you're like, would you be like, I've never dealt with rockets.


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[Assistant] To the rocket. Yes. So the rocket is what, yeah, propels the shuttle in.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So why, yeah, you would be like, so the rockets, you're good at making something that just falls to the earth and blows up.


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[Assistant] Cause it, the rocket just kinda, we move on, right? It goes and then it's gone.


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[Assistant] And why wouldn't, if someone was like, well I'm a shuttle scientist. And then you're like, ah get out of here dude. Like I'm talking to, I need to talk to a rocket scientist. And you go to-


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[Assistant] That should be the one that we should, you know, you go up to one of these guys, you're like, hey, I got something on my leg. Do you mind taking a look at it? He's like, well, I'm a shuttle scientist. You're like.


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[Assistant] Oh, I think rocket scientists, uh, I mean, I think they park wherever they want to park. They, they're in the grass. They don't do, you know, whatever. And the shuttle scientist has to do his thing. Has to take the shuttle. Very frustrated to go like, we...


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[Assistant] At the airport? You're an airport shuttle scientist? You're like, I guess we all are, you know. But a rocket scientist is like, I'm making rockets too. And how many rockets are we?


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[Assistant] What else is outside of that rocket? What's another rocket? Bottle rocket.


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[Assistant] They always say missiles got fired. You don't really, you don't, you don't hear the word rocket used a lot. And like when you hear the news, they don't go a couple of rockets were fired. It's, it's always like missiles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I imagine so. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like, uh, Isis Gomez was the Brazilian model.


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[Assistant] Mmhm, Isis King, that's a tough one.


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[Assistant] I love that. Just people buying camp stuff.


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[Assistant] That's right. I think if you're up there you just whip on over there.


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[Assistant] You're in the neighborhood, we got us this far. And then you're just floating around up there.


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[Assistant] Oh to get, cause it's too expensive to get it. Out of all the money they spend on stuff, it's funny to be like where they draw the line.


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[Assistant] You know, it's just about climate change, and you're like, well then you're just gonna blow the thing up in the space. You're like, out of all the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like that they, they draw the line. You know, they have weird, you know, that's, it's a lot to get it down. I think it's hard work. It probably is just like, it's a nightmare to get that thing down.


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[Assistant] You think it's always in a different spot. You gotta get up there and you're like, where is this thing?


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[Assistant] Yeah. So it's like, yeah. So I mean, you think the ever you go up and you're like, you get looking at your Apple maps and you're like.


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[Assistant] Where is, he goes, did you get off, where'd you get off, Connecticut? Did you go to the Connecticut route? I guess this thing is, he goes, just wait, he'll come around. You gotta wait. Yeah, I guess you just wait. Is that what they do?


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[Assistant] But you'd have to, you'll be in orbit too.


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[Assistant] I can't believe that guy over there is selling supplies for the space station.


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[Assistant] We look out in the woods by trees and are you at the front?


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[Assistant] Candy and food. Did you run a grill? There's no supplies. Maybe you had some matches or something.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, we're gonna start with some of you guys, uh, comments, uh, uh, Jeremy and F, Ethan Wrightbowl. Bowl. Wrightbowl. Jeremy and Ethan Wrightbowl. Thanks for the great podcast. This last week my son and I went to Yosemite National Park to backpack.


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[Assistant] Whenever we came across other hikers, we would say, hey bear and then, and then let's go folks. We got the oddest looks, but it became a great laugh that my son and I bonded over. Now whenever we see each other, one of us starts it and the other finishes it. Thanks for bringing fathers and sons together. You guys are great. I love it.


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[Assistant] Uh, Erica Pearson on New Year's Eve 1999.


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[Assistant] That's what I wanna do, huh? This is the saddest thing I've ever read.


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[Assistant] She didn't die because of the- Oh, okay. Yeah. Years later. Years later. Okay. That would have been-


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[Assistant] Uh, that would have been so, I don't know if I would have read it, but it's so upbeat. Uh, but yeah, I, I, I'm a fan of that and I like that to be, you know, your parting gift. Everybody go get a Dairy Queen. Get a large, get a large Blizzard.


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[Assistant] Are you asking out of curiosity for you?


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, uh, I guess, I don't know, I gotta get, yeah, I've been, I've lost weight, so I don't know. Yeah, it's gotta be, I think I've been stress eating though lately. I've been like, it's just, and then I get on a vendor, but, uh,


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[Assistant] I think that's what I've been doing. Uh, someone said, uh, I watched a video, like, about it, cause it's like you just get, you look for, you just, you know, it's like a lot of stuff going on, you feel stressed out, and then you're just like,


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[Assistant] I'm just going to eat, even if I'm eating yogurt, I would eat an obnoxious amount of yogurt and granola. And then you're, you know, cause you're like, it makes you feel good. You're like, I'm too overwhelmed. So I'm wanting to just eat this and then be thing. And I watched the last time I was watching about it, cause I was like this, I need to.


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[Assistant] Get back into what I was on. And uh, when I was, when I was watching it, uh, I watched this lady.


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[Assistant] She talked about it and it makes sense. Like you gotta have a stopper. So you have like a piece of gum or you have, um, you know, something. So it's like when you're like, all right, I'm done eating. Then you chew the gum because it changes your, and then you're kind of like, if someone's like, you want this? You're like, ah, I already got gum. Like I'm kind of past it.


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[Assistant] And so that you get to have something that, that is a, and you got to just put it in there. Cause otherwise.


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[Assistant] Something final, cause if you don't, you're gonna just be like, yeah, yeah. Cause I mean, I've laid at night and been like.