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[Assistant] Yeah, you didn't count the calories like Taco Bell. It's the cheesy roll up. If you got a couple of the cheesy roll ups and ate that before you brought everybody's meal back to the crib, it never existed.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just trying to put it into context. Fuck no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, you gained 12 pounds in a matter of days, like a true fucking athlete.


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[Assistant] Was so, cause we would do like, you'd come home and you'd do like five or six thanksgivings. You'd do like friendsgiving, your buddies thanksgiving, your family's thanksgiving, your extended family's thanksgiving, and then just the leftovers, you know, cause you're hungry.


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[Assistant] We're doing both. Exactly that commercial. I know what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] That is cool though. That's like, uh, you should start using that on the screen. You know what I mean? Start like, oh. He has.


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[Assistant] Yeah, didn't you think that oysters were like very healthy? Like because somebody is it, didn't you think oysters were like the salad of the day?


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[Assistant] But I think there's a certain level of dough that makes you relatable and therefore you get more laughs. I'm not saying fat like, you're the, like fat jokes and stuff like that. I don't think that's funny either. I agree with you.


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[Assistant] Or I guess the real thing is like the, like the Chippendale sketch is a real example of fat being funny for just being fat. And it's like, yeah, that's right.


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[Assistant] Right. That was a person in prosthetics though, but so it's not necessarily concerning. You're more concerned about the character, but that is a problem in terms of how the process of making the film and where the jokes are coming from. That's a major problem.


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[Assistant] I thought that was like the, like I thought that that was the funny part.


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[Assistant] No. No, it was a joke when Fat Bastard started eating Subway and had all the skin and stuff and changed his life. It was like, oh he's worse off.


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[Assistant] Okay, well I'll take that ball and I'll go ahead and compliment Anders on his very poignant, uh, view of comedy there at the end. It's a discussion that I love and a discussion that I would love to keep having on this podcast because I think it's one that's important and in times when it's hard to laugh, it's important to understand why we laugh. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I don't even want to know. I just want to listen to it when it comes out, uh, a few weeks or whatever.


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[Assistant] Here come the Czechoslovakians. We pour so we rock the mic with pots and pans. Let's gooooo. Oh, there it is.


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[Assistant] I was, uh, I was rapping, uh, Blake and Kyle's, uh, Checklist of Akian rap album. Sugar in the Raw. Uh, that was one of my favorite songs for many years. Not only is Kyle my favorite actor of all time, he's one of my favorite, uh, rappers of all time. Oh, thank you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what is, uh, what other, what intel do they have on you if you do that? They got your DNA, so then when you...


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[Assistant] When we all are going to commit a horrific crime, probably in our 50s and 60s,


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[Assistant] Oh, they found like old, uh, like serial killers and stuff, right?


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[Assistant] We were like, okay, we're all gonna go read the scripts, note it up, and come back. It would always, and then, and then we had other writers in our writers room that went to Harvard, and they would read the thing and be done in 30 minutes, fully noted, ready to go, and then we would stumble in an hour later,


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[Assistant] So could you not read, like, if it was a difficult word to read, you, like, would just give up on it, or, or you would just read slow, slowly?


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[Assistant] I'm that way if I read it aloud, because then it's just a performance. Like whenever I would read, uh, in school, I hated, well actually I enjoyed reading aloud because I liked to perform, but then if I had to be quizzed on whatever I just read aloud, I'm like, oh no, I was just kind of concentrated on like cool ways to say the words. Yeah, I was just making noises.


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[Assistant] I was just kind of concentrating on the performance of, uhm, this science experiment we're doing.


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[Assistant] We all like, got like drunk the night before in like defiance of the ACTs. We were like,


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[Assistant] We were very hungover for the ACTs. I remember we played beer dice in my friend's basement. Uh, great game.


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[Assistant] I had to do the ACTs and then I took it in the 7th grade because I tested really high on like the cat tests or whatever they make you test. And I tested really high in that but then


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[Assistant] I think I was like two points higher or maybe three points higher as a junior in high school. Like I didn't get any smarter. Right.


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[Assistant] Like I peaked in 7th and 8th grade and then after that my test scores were like...


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[Assistant] Fucked me up. Long division fucked my world as soon as they started and then as soon as they were like


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[Assistant] A plus B equals C, like any sort of algebra, I was like, fuck, fuck your whole life up.


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[Assistant] The only thing of math that I can remember is, uh, foiling, front, outer, inner, last. And I don't even know what that means or how that...


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[Assistant] All these kids that are fucking idiots that don't understand math. I was so, I would get so angry.


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[Assistant] That's what I wanna know. But it's not chicken, it's nuggets, it's a different thing. Chicken nuggets, fine, same thing. It's not just chicken. Fine, I just wanna know if-


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[Assistant] You have soy sauce. Do I put ketchup on fish? Nooo. Uhhh. No, I would use tartar sauce on fish sticks.


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[Assistant] But it's a quality, it's not ground beef.


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[Assistant] I'm just eating raw hamburger meat? Some regular ass hamburger meat? It's not like higher quality? No, it's like pounded out filet, right? That's what I think. I think it's like a nice steak that they've seasoned.


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[Assistant] Uh, I bet that'd be like a, you know how like they always make like shots that are, that usually people take on like their 21st birthday, they just give their friend the grocery shop.


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[Assistant] Let's finally you're being honest. And what is your favorite cold dish, Blake?


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[Assistant] Cold dish? I mean... Revenge? Yeah, I'm calling you on your, on your favorite way to eat food. Cold. A day late. I love cold pizza.


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[Assistant] A thing that comes back and bites you because the world over is gonna come and say yeah, we all grew up on raw hot dogs.


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[Assistant] I think you're gonna be in the minority of people that are like, hey, we all were youths and we all were told to just go get a cold hot dog.


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[Assistant] That's tight. Hey, we get it. You're close to a cool hot dog stand. We get it. Hey, a lot of us didn't- We get it. You grew up in Chicago.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm gonna go on a limb and say that, uh, even the best hot dog I've ever had. It's just all fine. They're all fine. It's all okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I've never like, oh my god. This hot dog. Nah, nah, nah.


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[Assistant] I know him to put his name on stuff that he sells that's delicious. That is, that's wildly Chicagoan like Italian sausage.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't do any of the stuff that they tell me to do. Like, any time that, you know how you're supposed to like, wash, uh, your produce before eating it? Eat it, uh, hands down every time.


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[Assistant] No, but there isn't, and I'm healthy as hell. I'm healthy as a fucking ox.


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[Assistant] I would like to be honest right now and say that I stand by what I said, I grub my own skins, I eat it all, I never-


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[Assistant] I never wash it. I eat apples. I eat the whole core of the apple. I don't care. I'm sucking on the stem.


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[Assistant] Well that was because my tonsils. I got my tonsils taken out, uh, what? The one thing? Three years ago and haven't been six cents.


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[Assistant] Uh, we were talking about this a little bit, uh, before we started the pod, and uh, Kyle wasn't, wasn't with us yet. I was late, I was late.


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[Assistant] Feel it makes me, it hurts me. I, where I'm gonna get married, in Mexico, they have, uh, these, let me ask, is this cultural appropriation? Okay? I wanna ask, and I wanna know.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. What's up? It is or maybe it isn't. Don't know. That's why I'm asking.


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[Assistant] They sell these like, dope sombreros, okay? And, uh, they're giant, and they're beautiful. Hand-woven, classic, they're nice, good stuff.


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[Assistant] If I rock that, is that cultural appropriation? And hear me out, I want a hat like that.


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[Assistant] Because I'm in the sun a lot and I don't want to immediately look old as shit. You know? You know how like you see like older guys that have been in the sun for years and you're like, oh my god, that guy is 85 years old and they're like, he's really 52 and you're like, oh Jesus.


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[Assistant] No, but that's, they're called, that, that's, uh, like a, uh, that's what they wore in like Vietnam. Those giant hats.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, uh, what does, is a sombrero? I, I say- I don't know, the, the question is- Personally, I say fuck it, and I think I would look good in a sombrero, and I would like to honor their heritage by having me rock a sombrero for the entire wedding.


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[Assistant] No, truthfully it's to keep the sun off my face. That's what is truthfully.


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[Assistant] They didn't say anything, but I still felt like a fucking idiot. Yeah, that might just be your insecurities and not at all them. They might not have cared at all. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] This'll be a wedding sombrero, so they'll be pretty classy, you know? And then I'll have other sombreros that are more for, uh, as Blake said, field work. I probably won't have you guys be doing any field work the week of the wedding, but...


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[Assistant] What a bizarre thing to sell bootlegs of.


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[Assistant] Well, they never were that expensive, I thought. I thought they were always fairly reasonable. But for a high school kid, that's expensive. For sure.


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[Assistant] In the glow! My grandmother gave me a, uh, she went to Mexico and got a, uh, gold sombrero, got a gold sombrero, got a, uh, gold Rolex, uh, fake Rolex, and gave it to me, but I was like, I wasn't even in high school, I was in like fourth grade.


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[Assistant] I was actually like, man, I wish it like truly turned green like within a year and I couldn't wear it after that. But, uh, I was, I was kind of bummed that I was like, as I got older, I'm like, I wish I had one of those.


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[Assistant] Maybe that's what I start doing. Maybe, cause I do really like watches, but like to drop, cause that can, I mean Rolexes are,


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[Assistant] Honestly, just like, the price of like a nice car. So you can-


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[Assistant] Sure, they started a fairly shitty car to a really nice car.


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[Assistant] What car will I get used to? And, uh, I don't see myself going down that road, that does seem like a lot of money, so maybe what I do is I just get the fake Rolex, we hit a Naveed, and he gets me plugged in with this fake Rolex, and then I'll always be flossing. Bro, that was so sick.


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[Assistant] Because now he'll know the time, and he'll be like, punctual, and be like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Is it just jewelry? Are you able to use it as a watch?


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[Assistant] About Ders. As I think Ders is a really smart person, I also think Digs.


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[Assistant] I think he digs his, I think he digs his heels in and I bet in elementary school when they were talking about time, he was, he was defiantly and was like,


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[Assistant] Fuck you, I'm, I'm taking pride in not knowing time. That's what I think happened.


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[Assistant] Admittedly, we are a very dumb crew in certain ways.


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[Assistant] Uh, I didn't realize that derv's ways are...


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[Assistant] Pretty common knowledge ways. I thought they were different.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I will say fuck numbers. I do hate numbers. And also, as I was saying when my internet went out a second ago,


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[Assistant] And I had my number in the, in the notebook and the person called me and I was too embarrassed to go get the notebook because I knew that they were gonna read my handwriting. I was like, nah. You keep, you keep that.


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[Assistant] Uh, podcast, which I think we should someday. I think we should all do a live podcast when we can all get together. I think it'd be really fun. We do a big live podcast event. We got to, uh, butt chug hot dog flavored water. Hot dog water? Yea, we have to. No flavored water. Yea, not actual.


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[Assistant] I think you're good to go. Yeah, but it's not, it's not hot dogs. It's just the water.


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[Assistant] Because you'd have to come over your vegetarian roots. Yes.


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[Assistant] That, uh, taking a butt chugging, uh, hot dog flavored enema. I mean, they would fly off the digital shelves.


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[Assistant] I had a shark attack shirt as a kid that would, it just said shark attack and there was blood all over it and then like a hole in the side as if a shark bit it. That's tight. Dang. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'd like to take back, uh, kind of really, and I don't think I was verbalizing my grief when Doris was talking about the, uh, you know, not being able to tell time.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and I was throwing a lot of looks. And they were judgmental looks, and I will say that, but, um, Ders, you're not one of my dumbest friends. That would be Blake and Kyle.


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[Assistant] But I'd like to take that back, uh, Dyrs, uhm, for, for throwing you shade. You were just a, a little kid having trouble with, uhm, you know, kind of basic things that kids, that kids learn.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's kind of a big admit. I'm, I'm... Yo, that is sad. And I'm glad you've, you've overcome that, and I'm glad that you have...


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[Assistant] What am I doing? It doesn't matter. It's just supposed to be pretty.


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[Assistant] Anders, no, Anders, that was important. Wasn't it? I feel like that was important. Wow, Anders, that was important. I'd like to continue that.


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[Assistant] Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... It's a fucking nightmare for me to go to sleep.


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[Assistant] I, I got the nod and that was cool and it felt really good to like see, you know, the show getting the, be in the running. But, uh, dang man, I didn't know how much I really wanted to win until it started and then until I lost. And how do you feel now?


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[Assistant] That's it. That's exactly it. I was really pissed. I made a video that had no jokes in it. Pure rage that I sent to people just to like, to get it out of my system. And then the next day I kinda- Oh dang, how come-


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[Assistant] I didn't get one of them videos. Send one of them videos, dude. I was afraid you- I was afraid that you would post it, like, then I-


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[Assistant] It was just me pretending like I didn't even watch the Emmys and that I fell asleep right after the red carpet and then that I woke up and saw that Schitt's Creek won every Emmy.


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[Assistant] Haven't you guys seen it personally? Schitt's Creek? I have not. Uh, I watched six episodes. What was the, what's the, what's the deal? What's your vibe, Dersie?


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[Assistant] Elliot. He's in that show. I saw him in the clip. He's funny as fuck. He's a legend.


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[Assistant] It's a brand. Oh, it's a brand. Oh, so it's like Yellowstone. It's crazy. The leader looks just like Jared Leto. Like, if he's fucking sexy. So that means you like Jared Leto.


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[Assistant] I do like Jared Leto. Yes, I do. I think he's a... Nice. What's your, what's your favorite version of Leto?


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[Assistant] He's a selfish lover. I'm not gonna give that to you buddy.


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[Assistant] He's like, not giving it to you. Obviously the woman was not the right woman. He's not, he's not throwing it down. He's not throwing it down.


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[Assistant] But then I realized, come on, it's Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara, two fucking legends in the improv game. And I was like, I'm alright now. I'm cool.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, his speeches were like, they were maddening to me when he's like, he basically was like,


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[Assistant] Because dude, I was like, I wanted to know if we won. What do you mean? But here's the thing. Haven't you ever driven past a- That is true. Was there a- Yeah, there needs to be a tuxedo-


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[Assistant] Haven't you ever driven past a nightclub? I'm on like the shadows text thread, so I'm participating with all the producers and writers and all that.


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[Assistant] Dan Levy wins it and he's like, he's like, uh,


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[Assistant] I apologize, I'd like to retract my statement about Dan


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[Assistant] Scussiest looking director goes to... Kyle Nuitek! Come on, give me a real award. Come on. The award for most food in beard. Well, what were you nominated for? I don't even know.


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[Assistant] Well, the show was nominated for best, uh, comedic show. I got a speech for that. Okay. Yeah, but it's, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] No, there was none of those. I was not. I got snubbed in the director category.


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[Assistant] If it was pre-COVID because they, yeah, pre-COVID. Pre-COVID. Regular times. More the merrier. And if I got the mic, I would have said...


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[Assistant] Kyle Newacheck. I would say thank you so much for having me, uh, as a part of this team. I, uh, Taika, if you could answer my emails about what suggestions you have for me to direct the show, that'd be fantastic. Uh, Jemaine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, dang. Alright, well that's good. Well then this is all actually very good. This is all very good. I'm back into it, ready to win Scustious Director Award of 2021.


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[Assistant] Doesn't Sandler- Sandler has the most razzies, right?


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[Assistant] But if you're going for it, you gotta go. It's true. You gotta swing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the choice was wrong in the edit where they're like, it's because of like a bump or something, they couldn't fix it.


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[Assistant] Scorsi, I don't think. It's not Scorsi. It's on Netflix. It's built on a medium where you can pause, so really, who gives a fuck?


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[Assistant] Like you're, he built it for that. It's like, I remember being like, damn, they did a good job making these guys look young until like De Niro had to rush down to the corner store to beat that dude's ass. And it's like, he's not moving. Yeah, he's not running.


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[Assistant] How many sounds you got now, Blake? What's the total over there? Uh, I think we're rocking with seven. Seven sounds.


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[Assistant] Okay. It is, it is a skill that hopefully you will develop further as we move on because


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[Assistant] What's, what is that from? I feel like a fucking idiot. Yeah, that's Lex Luger, man. It's a wrestling. When he like grabs the fucking shirt and he's like, your t-shirt. He can't, he grabs a shirt to rip it. He can't rip it. He says to Billy off screen, your t-shirts are too tight, Billy.


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[Assistant] Bo Jackson's Strongest Man Alive. I do kinda remember those. I actually had a- Yeah, you don't remember Bo Jackson was a fuckin' freak, dude. No, I- I do. I- I just remember him from baseball. He like ran through the wall in the outfield, which was so cool. Oh yeah, that was sick. I remember when he played baseball and I knew he was like-


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[Assistant] Very strong. I did have a pet turtle when I was a child and I named him after Bo Jackson because the turtle was resilient and kept trying to get up out of the water stuck one day.


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[Assistant] Well, you see how much my knowledge, yea, you see how much my knowledge of Bo Jackson is. I was obviously just glomming on to pop culture.


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[Assistant] That would have been so sick. Such a boss ass older brother move.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're naming your turtle Donatello? Cool. Mine, uh, I think I was gonna name mine better Donatello.


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[Assistant] Uh, we were gonna, and I play the trumpet. We were gonna have so many cool things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Adam and I, Adam and I dared to dream.


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[Assistant] We're not going Z-Boys. Strong move. This is when Adam was sneaking out of the house to write with somebody. And he's like, where were you? I was writing. With who?


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[Assistant] I think it's kind of commitment to the improv or commitment to the writing. Yes, and I will be the star of your video. No, I do remember being a little bit like what's going on here. I'm pissed now. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Right, we talked about that story and this connects directly with this story because then I remember waking up in a haze and hearing a shouting match going on in my living room.


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[Assistant] To which I took the side of my neighbors because I knew them. I had no idea who the fuck you were at that point. No idea. That's not very G.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you were taking the Arrested Development DVD and the Jamie Fox DVD and I said, you can't fucking take those! I'm pissed now! And I said, these are Mo's or Adam's friends DVDs!


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[Assistant] Well, this is, you know, I, I, uh, it didn't stop. I, uh, I stopped drinking six years ago because when I got drunk, I was looking for it, you know? Just gotta show them those big check hands.


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[Assistant] So then you left, Ders, you just, you took off. I don't know, did you walk back to your place? You were wasted.


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[Assistant] Yeaah baby! And that happened twice. So then after that we made that pilot, the, the, right? Is that the first thing that we made together? Like it had the incarnation of crossbows and mustaches in it?


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[Assistant] Dude, back to Adam saying how he got the card for MTV. I used to be, cause I was editing that thing and treating it like a job, like editing 14 hours a day and not working anywhere else.


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[Assistant] Quitting work. But having massive, massive fights with my parents about how I am going to make it. I'm going to make it. This is the ticket. This is it. I have no other choice but to make this. And you were right.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we all, I mean, we believed we were closer than we were. Every time, we, you gotta be passionate about it.


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[Assistant] We were just as passionate as everybody who gets the Razzies, you know?


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[Assistant] Because no matter how talented you are, you have to put that time in because everybody's so dismissive where they're like, there's so many talented people here and in the same game as you, you have to be able to work harder than them. That's what's going to set you apart because you're essentially replaceable by the harder worker.


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[Assistant] How were your headaches, man? That's what I noticed with the coffee. It fucking gets ya.


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[Assistant] So two weeks, man, that's, that's, that's good, dude.


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[Assistant] I'm into it man, I'm into it. I love me some coffee.


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[Assistant] The sweats are a real thing with coffee if you're ingesting caffeine all the time or have too much. I do notice that my sweats is like fucking crazy.


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[Assistant] Oh! It's the caffeine, it's not the heat of the actual beverage. I refuse to drink hot coffee.


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[Assistant] But how many, and how many shots? That's three shots of coffee. That's three shots of espresso.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not gonna not talk shit because of a sponsor. I'm gonna talk shit because I'm worried about you, Adam. This has been going on for years.


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[Assistant] Is that for real? You don't drink on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday?


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[Assistant] Well, y'all know I'm not, I'm not partaking.


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[Assistant] Okay, so your favorite drink is what you invest, you're an investor in.


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[Assistant] Honestly, I didn't really know who they were before 2020 and now I've gotten to know them and they're all, they're all pretty dope. Like, yea, I can't really see their houses, but I can walk to the fence and then say what up, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we got, I've been getting involved in- Are you encroaching? Exactly, dude. There's somebody trying to build out here and I feel so bad because everybody's just like swarming on his plans and they're like, you can't do that. And the poor guy bought the land five years ago and like he's been working at it and now he's getting blocked.


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[Assistant] Uh, he has an easement on the neighbors, on the neighbors line, so he's kind of encro- his- But not an encroachment. This is important after all. This is important.


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[Assistant] Well, his septic tank is kind of encroaching on my property and I'm a little bit upset with that because... Sure. I would say...


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[Assistant] Shit. I do enjoy it. I do enjoy talking about the land.


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[Assistant] Well that's what I'm gonna name my son. Strong name. It's a solid name. It's a good name. It's a strong name. Dolph, what do you think Dolph Lundgren's name is? Mhm. Dolphin? I think it's just Dolph. You think it's Dolphin? I don't think it's Dolphin. Dolphin Lundgren? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, okay. Alright, hey. K-Kyle, are you a kombucha?


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[Assistant] I am, I like kombucha, yeaah. What is it? Yeaah, what is it?


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[Assistant] Kombucha, that's a great question, man. That's a, it does have like, they do say it's like 1% of something in there. It definitely has alcohol in it.


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[Assistant] No, it's crazy. I'm like, I'm listening to you guys talk about this and I'm like, man, I mean, it's just so far removed.


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[Assistant] Talking rain's yummy too, I'm into it. Yeaah. Yeah, or even like the... What's the shit my dad drinks from Costco? Polar?


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[Assistant] That dad was flipping over it. He loved it. That's the stuff. Yes, that's what my dad drinks. It's the bomb. Yes.


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[Assistant] You live in a suburb with great infrastructure and they're using their tax dollars properly. I like that.


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[Assistant] I'm pissed now! I actually will go ahead and pile on because I wanted to compliment Blake on that particular button.


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[Assistant] Good button. Good button. I'm pissed now! Yes, I could listen to it all day. Uh, it always brings a smile to my face because I can visualize Lex Luger's frustration in that clip and frustrated comedy is one of my favorite things. And a lot of times you are pissed now.


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[Assistant] I'd like to add a take back real quick. I think that the kombucha is .1 or .01% alcohol, not 1%. 1% would be insane. So I just want to correct that.


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[Assistant] Yes, I think it's a point zero type of thing.


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[Assistant] Wow, that was really like, I kind of, and that's amazing that he missed that. That's the most sincere I've ever heard you be.


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[Assistant] Adam passed. This is what it would be like if he did, unfortunately, go.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, look guys, we can, we, we'll, we'll, with the ones that are watching, we're gonna replay this thing. Right now it's in slow-mo, but obviously everybody got to see on the broadcast and we're re-watching it again. Uhm, you know, you can see right there as Justin comes in, he's on the binders hard, he's in a nose wheelie, and then he connects with Jett.


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[Assistant] The way I look at it, the way I see it, I don't think Justin went in there to T-bone jet. I don't think that. Uhm, I do, you know, we made a point of talking about the, those S turns across the start straight, where the disc is, once we bring the video back up, the replay, there is a round disc on the ground that is the,


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[Assistant] That is right there to the left, right there. Yep, stop right there. So you can see Justin coming in. So that disc right there, you know, if you look


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[Assistant] The gap between that disc and the Rocky Mountain ATV on the right, as you can see, kind of where Jet's at, that side. That was a very, very huge entrance, big opening to that turn.


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[Assistant] And as you can see also, you have Vince Freeze, um, right behind Justin. So we all know how Vince rides. We all eat.


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[Assistant] So that being, that being said, you know, I, I do say it's Justin's fault, meaning he wasn't aware of in front of him. He was, I think, too aware and putting too much emphasis on protecting the inside from Vince, which you kind of have to. But, uh, you know, the speeds these writers are going.


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[Assistant] Um, you know, that's where the awareness comes in and, and, you know, I'll be honest, I don't know. Justin isn't probably the most aware, um, writer out there. He seems to get himself into a lot of these.


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[Assistant] But in a scenario like that, first lap, you have to be able to know everything that's around you. So it was just a, it was a bad combination and it worked out to be the perfect storm, you know, and catching Jett in a T-bone.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I do think that as Jett coming into that turn too, uhm, being more of aware of who's behind you, uhm, how close they are behind you, especially on those first laps. So that's why I said it's really nobody's fault.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I think that Jet being as talented and being able to move and put that motorcycle wherever he wants and being able to turn down super tight like he did.


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[Assistant] Justin wasn't aware of that, you know, so yes, I think he, uh, he could have held it up a little bit more and dropped in behind Hunter and been able to come out and probably avoided that. So, uh, it was just a, it was a perfect storm to be honest. It was really nobody's fault. They both should have been more aware of their surroundings.


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[Assistant] Like you said, number one, if that disc would have been moved over say 12 to 14 inches, that's going to drastically change. It's not going to change Jett's trajectory and entry of the turn because Jett opened it up.


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[Assistant] It's going to move Justin over that 12 to 14, you know, inches, two feet, potentially depending on where that disc is moved to the right. Now it's not. This disc has been out there. They wrote practice. That's where it's been set. It's been there for the day. So everybody should have known it. They already knew how open that turn was.


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[Assistant] But in theory, if that would have been open, uh, pushed over to the right, now Barsha's line has to be completely moved over those 12 to 24 inches. And it's gonna change where Justin's coming into the turn. And then at that point, he's probably not going to connect with, uhm, with Jett.


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[Assistant] So the other option is to, is Jett, if he didn't turn down on lap one like that of a main event, uhm, and he more followed his brother, see right there he turns down, I mean he's three, four feet inside of, of Hunter, right? Look how far.


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[Assistant] He is, you can see Hunter's roost line. And then, so if he would have opened that up a little bit, um, then that's another scenario where.


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[Assistant] Yes, he did, he did. No, 100%. I have, we have the slow-mo footage of it and where he was nose wheeling into, uh, it was just to right there. You can see the rear tires off the ground right here as he's coming.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, I think that, you know, he could have held it in and gone in slower and then obviously just kept Vince behind him, but he'd come blasting into that and wasn't aware of Jet turning down that, that, that tight. So, and they'd come together, gnarly, they came together really, really, really hard.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, I think for your average person, you know, Jett's no small dude, if anybody that's ever stood next to the guy. I stand about 5'8", he's almost close, he's gotta be 5'11-ish, you know, big boy, you know, so uhm, he, the dude gets hit hard.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so, but that being said, yeah, it's, it's, it was just a crummy situation for, for both parties to be in, you know, Jett also, uhm, basically, you know, DNF'd that, uh,


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[Assistant] Uhm, that third main event, uh, now he's only eight points ahead, you know, so there's a lot of things that, that hap, that came, came to fruition after, after all of that, all after the dust had settled.


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[Assistant] But to the, to the point of what we're talking about in this whole scenario is I don't think, like, it wasn't Justin going in for a typical takeout or, you know, him riding dirty. It was, it was, uh, it was just a bad scenario that got worse when Jet turned down.


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[Assistant] Uhm, or currently, like yeaah, riding dirt, riding tough and riding hard and coming in and giving somebody the elbow grease. Uhm, Justin's famous for that and he's good at it, but that right there wasn't one of those scenarios.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a, I mean dude, total bummer for, for the PC guys. To me, we'll watch that replay over right here, like from the back too, but watch it over again. It kind of looked like Levi definitely came over a bike length to the right.


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[Assistant] Um, and tangles them up and then Anstey just, dude, I, if we watch that, I.


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[Assistant] Boom, like right over shoulder and neck and collarbone area. So Levi, Levi got really, really lucky. Uhm, obviously Cameron, same thing, but not as lucky from the previous crash in practice. So he was out.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I hate to see this for anybody, but especially for Levi, I'm a Levi fan.


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[Assistant] 166 with the, and also 164, so RJ with 166, Levi with 164, uhm, that was a championship night right there for him, is, is putting himself in a position, cause I think when he got up,


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[Assistant] He was 13 or more points down, uhm, you know, going in, in, in, going into the situation that we're in, and with only a couple rounds left, that's not where you want to be. So now he's only two out, he, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, went and got evaluated, so hopefully he's, I'm sure he's gonna be sore. I'm sure he's gonna be really damn sore. Uhm, but, uh, nonetheless, he'll fight another day and he's in a position to still win.


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[Assistant] Well like look, we haven't talked about it yet and it affected the outcome of a lot of racers nights was that first turn dude, that first turn was very, very tough, very technical.


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[Assistant] You left the gate, shifting gears, coming down to that first turn very quick, and you think you have the whole shot.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the first turn wasn't very tight in the beginning and then it really tightens up on the exit of it, right?


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[Assistant] Right there. Hayden, Hayden, Elevi, there was a lot of guys that were outside a transfer position and had to work their way up.


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[Assistant] Through the qualifier to even make the main event. And as we, and you guys said it on the broadcast, once you're in the main event, okay, great.


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[Assistant] But every position is worth, I think I heard JT say every position is worth two because obviously you have the east and the west, both qualifiers and they come in and then it goes down to lap times or position for your gate pick there.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, that was tough, you know, not getting the gate pick that he probably wanted from that, from that, uh, from that outside move that he


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[Assistant] Ran it in so deep and put himself in a bad position, uhm, in the qualifier. Uhm, you know, that, that, yep.


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[Assistant] Morale low for sure. Uhm, you know, you have, you have two of your red plate holders, uhm, with a, with a, with a terrible night, uhm, Levi salvaging, but also, but, but also you, you know, you, as a team manager, as a, as a team owner, uhm, or as any one of those personnel, you know, you're watching Cameron right now right off


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[Assistant] into the pits, couldn't, couldn't, uhm, had to forego finishing the main event. So that was a huge blow. So if you're, if you're Mitch or any one of those team guys, you're, you're totally, totally, uhm, you know, bummed and upset and, but then you got to switch your views over to, to Levi that was still out there and in, in a terrible position. But like I said,


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[Assistant] Rode his butt off and was able to put himself in a position where he's only two points down now.


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[Assistant] If you look at the whole grand scale of things, it could have been dramatically worse for that team, for Levi. But he was able to salvage that race and only be two points down now. But yeaah, when you go back to the truck.


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[Assistant] And uhm, you know, try to, try to, try to fix it, you know, like not that there was fixing anything, it was kind of a racing incident with Cam and Levi, but uhm.


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[Assistant] All, all, all in all the morale is definitely probably low. The Monday morning here at the shops or at PC is probably not going to be a, uh, they're not going to be too stoked.


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[Assistant] It's just a shitty situation. No, I don't disagree, but I will say that uhm, it was, and the only reason why I say this is because Cam already spoke about it. He said he was on a slow lap. He was on a roll lap, right?


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[Assistant] That to me, if you're on a roll lap like that, like you said, give him the, give him the whole track, like that was a bonehead move in my opinion.


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[Assistant] Uh, was, yes, was it a racing incident? But we weren't in a race. We were in practice. Uhm, and if you were on a roll lap, like, give the guy, give the guy the room. I'm not really sure how...


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[Assistant] That he was gonna use up that whole track. If you're going inside like that, you always fade out, especially on a flat turn like that, you're gonna fade out. Now, did he fade out farther or harder than...


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[Assistant] That's a lot of distance, guys. That's a lot of, you should, you definitely can, definitely saw him there on the inside. I, I, I know I would have, uhm, I can't speak for him, but he should have been able to see him. That's a, that's, that's, that's like a bike and a half, bike length and a half long in between them, if not more, two bikes.


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[Assistant] He should have saw that. I don't know what he was thinking, anticipating why. And you can see, like, look at his front wheel right now in front fender. It is, it's kind of leaned over where he's going to come over to middle of the track or even left of middle.


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[Assistant] Honestly, it's very bizarre. It's something that, uh, he should have never put himself in that position.


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[Assistant] And now it's ruined his, it's literally kind of ruined his, his, uhm. Championship for sure.


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[Assistant] Yep, his chances at this championship, uhm, he's 16 down now, uhm, and not to mention, you know, like just even if he wasn't hurt or banged up, 16 points with two rounds left is, is a lot of points to make up, but he's also dealing with a, with a shoulder injury is what it sounds like of some sort.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so that's, that's a tough pill to swallow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, uh, Austin's looking like good form, man. Austin's looking good form. I haven't seen him this consistent in, uh, in a while. He rode well. Obviously he wasn't under a ton of pressure either. So it's going to be, it's been interesting to see when he does get put under the pressure. Can he maintain this form that he showed at round one? Um, and I think, I think Hayden's going to come out swinging, um,


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[Assistant] He, uh, you know, with that first turn crash, the bars, his bike being totally mangled, um, you need really hard, really hard to do anything with that. So I think he's coming, coming out for redemption. He needs to get the.


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[Assistant] Needs to get knocked down some wins quickly to, to, to recover in the point situation.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, it's, look, in an eight race series, it is definitely, uhm, I mean, look, if he sits on the, on top of the box, uhm, or on the box, second, first, second, or third.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he still had, there is time to recover. He's not actually out of the points mathematically, right? But, uh, as these races start to click off, you know, pretty soon they only have a couple races left. It makes it hard. Where are we sitting, Deegan?


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[Assistant] At the running order there in points and yeah, being that he's not even inside the top 10 and what in 10th was sitting 13 back.


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[Assistant] Uhm, man, this, we, we, I can just beat on this, this section right here is, is our, this season, or the, the, the 250 class is the short racing, meaning there's only seven rounds, eight rounds. That's so hard to come back from. So yes, he needs a rebound this weekend. Uhm, if not, it's definitely gonna be hard.


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[Assistant] Well, I do think that Jett, for as young as Ian is, as much as he's raced, he does have it very, very well figured out. We're seeing these little mistakes from him.


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[Assistant] Right, so currently, but uh, no, I do think he hasn't figured out. I don't know if chase is going to be able to.


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[Assistant] Bridge that gap over the entire season. Yes, I think chase is going to get better. I think he's going to win some more races, but all in all for championship hunt, he's going to have to bridge that gap a bit more.


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[Assistant] Yeah, is anybody gonna be able to run Jet down? That's, that's, that's, uh, gonna be hard. I think it's gonna come down to somebody's gonna have to have a perfect weekend and, and that means either Eli, Chase, AP, uhm, you know, yeah, we have not seen Jet been, been caught and passed. Uhm, I'm, I'm waiting to see that point, but right now,


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[Assistant] Uhm, he's the one coming through the pack with these bad starts. So, uh, we haven't seen it yet. Uhm, even Kenny, we're looking at Kenny Anderson. All these guys have the potential to...


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[Assistant] To do that if Jet is, is on a little bit of an off weekend, but so far thus far we have not seen anybody be able to pass.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Kenny is capable of running that pace, catching Jen.


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[Assistant] Uh, man, I think his motorcycle's working well and I also think he's working well with the motorcycle. He knows that, uhm, you know, just watching him, he's in a very good place, he's happy, he's comfortable, and I think that's what Kenny needs to win some more races this year.


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[Assistant] Look, there's a lot of times myself, you and a whole laundry list of riders that go out and race and win races, um, with nagging injuries. So that's what he's going to have to do. He's going to come out to come out swinging in Arlington.


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[Assistant] That's a good question. I mean look, if, if, yeaah, let's go ahead and give him a pass at Arlington. Uhm, I haven't seen, I don't think anybody has seen Eli's true potential this season just yet. Uhm, and if we're going to see it,


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[Assistant] Daytona seems like it's his home place. Let's call it home where he's really, really feels comfortable. Uhm, he gets his riding style, suits Daytona, uhm, SX pretty, pretty well in the past from what we've all seen. He's a, he's a master of that place. So yes, let's give him a pass here at Arlington and let's put all of our, uh,


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[Assistant] Put our magnifying glasses down and let's watch at Daytona.


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[Assistant] Erin, Erin, can we get that points list up real quick? If we got time for that. Let's see here that we see, I would say the gain. I'm going to say Anderson and Coop have everything to gain and let's say let's put it on jet and, uh,


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[Assistant] And, uh, chase for a lot to lose, right? Chase is sitting six down right now off a jet. AP's hovering around nine down, but I think that, uh.


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[Assistant] The coop right where i think i said this in the past on the show that i think that he. He's gonna be in this for the long haul he showing that he is only ten points down so i would say. Coop is probably out of the out of those right now is the biggest one to come out of arlington swinging and making sure that he's ready for daytona.


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[Assistant] Let's see, MX Guzzi, I think that we're gonna, our winners are gonna start to decline. I think that once we get to, you know, get through Arlington, we hit this Daytona section and that's when we kind of consider as racers.


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[Assistant] Uhm, even though it's not really true, halfway, we can, as racers, we consider it halfway. I think the winning streaks or the winners are going to start to condense and we're going to get two or three that are going to start where the cream always rises to the top.


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[Assistant] And I think that's what's gonna happen towards the end of this season.


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[Assistant] Well, I think, I think if you're Chase Sexton, right, you are, you are, you are rehabbing your hand, uh, but also the engine as your, you know, your, your, your, your core, your engine, what you need to work on, you're still out there doing the cardio stuff.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's never an off-off weekend, right? Uhm, you're always keeping up that, your fitness side of it. Now it might be, you might not add a ton of load to your program, uhm, at this time in the season, but you are gonna maintain what you have.


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[Assistant] Our SMX rounds that we have, uh, you need to keep that fitness up. So yes, it is, mainly it's a mental stress that is relieved because you don't have to fly on Friday. You don't, and you don't have to race and you don't have to fly back on Sunday. So that's a huge load off your shoulders. Just that alone.


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[Assistant] Um, Austin's looking like good form, man. Austin's looking good form. I haven't seen him this consistent in, uh, in a while. He rode well. Obviously he wasn't under a ton of pressure either. So it's going to be, it's been interesting to see when he does get put under the pressure. Can he maintain this form that he showed at round one? Um, and I think, I think Hayden's going to come out swinging, um,


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[Assistant] He, uh, you know, with that first turn crash, the bars, his bike being totally mangled. Uhm, you need really hard, really hard to do anything with that. So I think he's coming, coming out for redemption. He needs to get, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, it's, look, in an eight race series, it is definitely, uhm, I mean, look, if he sits on the, on top of the box, uhm, or on the box, second, first, second, or third, uhm, he still has, there is time to recover. He's not actually out of the points mathematically, right? But, uh, as these races start to click off,


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[Assistant] I, I, I would agree. Like, we just watched, for the viewers that are, that watch us on YouTube, we were looking at the, at the, uhm,


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[Assistant] At the running order there in points and yeah, being that he's not even inside the top 10 and what in 10th was sitting 13 back.


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[Assistant] Uhm, man, this, we, we, I can just beat on this, this section right here is, is our, this season, or the, the, the 250 class is the short racing, meaning there's only seven rounds, eight rounds. That's so hard to come back from. So yes, he needs a rebound this weekend. Uhm, if not, it's definitely gonna be hard.


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[Assistant] Yes, Cameron has, has, has some speed and he's one of the hardest, uh, workers out there. Tries obviously, um, very, very hard and sometimes too, um, too hard actually. So, um,


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[Assistant] I think, uh, Cameron needs to clean up his racing, right? The little mistakes that we see on the track. If, if you guys really pay attention, there's always these little mistakes that Cam makes, uhm, that, uh, that ultimately hinders him from, from I think having better positions than


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[Assistant] Then, then he should. So I'm hoping the kid works really hard. Uhm, you know, he, uh, obviously we all saw what happened at round one and he fought through it, raced through it, uhm, was still stayed out on the track. So the guy's got heart. That's all I can say.


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[Assistant] I agree. I agree. I think the Triumph had a very good showing. Uhm, they're round one. Uhm, there's a lot to learn. Like these guys jumping in and, uh, you know, Beta, Triumph, like you said, Ducati, there's a lot to learn. There's, uh, this is...


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[Assistant] So I'm stoked to see it, but yes, money always talks, but I will say that Triumph right now is, it looks, the bike looks really good. It's a very, it's a beautiful looking bike. Um, and those boys rode them pretty well. So I think they're, I think we're going to see some, um,


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[Assistant] So uhm, it's definitely gonna be an option for these riders next year after Triumph gets this first season under their belt. And these other riders get to see uhm, where the bike's good at, maybe where it's not so good at, and also just how the teams ran. I think, okay, now everybody's gonna be like, okay, they're legit.


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[Assistant] And you know, we're going to, I'm going to take a chance, right? So.


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[Assistant] Um, but when you're also in it and you're racing every single weekend and you are, you're in these pressure cooker situations to win championships, supercross, outdoors, monster cup and all these things, that definitely gets tiring. That gets long on the tooth for sure. Um, just mental, the mental stress of that.


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[Assistant] Now that I've been retired for almost nine years now, uhm, all I can say is, is the older I get, I look back, the cooler it was. Uhm, and luckily, pretty much my whole career has been documented on YouTube, right? So my kids that are seven can go back and look. And when I go to see and get to watch that stuff, uhm, man, is it really cool? But holy...


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[Assistant] Uhm, and really, uh, and reflect and enjoy where you're at because of this, because of how, how much pressure is, is on you to go and race and win.


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[Assistant] I had read a comment actually when I, uh, it was an AP comment that, that I had said, like, I love the character he's playing. And somebody kind of was rap balling me on there and was like, oh, he's not playing this character, blah, blah, blah. You know how the fans are sometimes they get a little chirpy and, and I'm like, yes, but if you know AP on like a, a normal, as a friend, like I know him, um, and on a normal level, like,


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[Assistant] He, is he that guy that we see on TV? Yes, he is, but he's also, he's put it under a magnifying glass. He's bigger than life, and that's what I'd like to see. Hayden Deegan, uhm,


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, all these guys now that are, that are, you know, coming out of their shell and, and, and becoming more of a personality is exactly what we need.


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[Assistant] I've said this before, I hate when these guys say, ring out all their sponsors, and look, sponsors, we know that you guys like to get your name called out, but it's, I love to see these guys just


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[Assistant] Throwing out a good interview and, and being who they, who they want to be and the fans are loving it. Like AP, for example, he's got probably one of the thickest followings, one of the strongest followings, uhm, and it's, and it's who he is. He has finally knocked down his very first race this year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I agree, but the other thing is, as we watched last year at Detroit AP, I mean, he was on his


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[Assistant] Two to go, one to go, and we watched him have that gnarly get off.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, anything can happen. So it's best to do the showboating and maybe the sprinkler and the dancing and jumping in the water afterwards. Make sure you knock down that, uh, get that win out of the way, get that bonus check actually cashed across the line before, before doing something like that. Only because, I mean, Millville 99 or 98 RC, I remember


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you're talking event-wise, yes, motocross the nations. That is the pinnacle of two-wheel racing, motocross and supercross racing. It's motocross the nations. If you've never been, and I promise you, you won't be let down.


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[Assistant] Especially try to get what get over to Europe to watch one. Uhm, we do a great job here in the States. Don't get me wrong, but when you go to Europe, it's a different animal. Uhm, and you guys will love it.


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[Assistant] Dallas, so Arlington, Dallas, the dirt that we were racing on was...


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[Assistant] It's very, very, very hard clay. You had so much feedback through the motorcycle. It was very slippery. Very, very technical to ride on. I hated the dirt at Dallas. I would prefer to ride any other stadium dirt except for


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[Assistant] That was my Achilles heel. The bike didn't seem to work very well on it. Yes, I've won there on those conditions, but it was a struggle.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, look, like you said, I liked longer whoops. I was always pretty good in them. It is a separator. Uhm, you know, I think that there's ways, if you have more than nine, you don't have to make them as big. Uhm, maybe make them, like you said, dozer whoops.


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[Assistant] Uhm, dragons back, same thing, less sounds like there's not gonna be dragons backs, but the way I look at it is don't make the jump.


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[Assistant] You know, at the distance from the takeoff of the dragons back to your landing point so far, shrink that up to where


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[Assistant] You know, an 85 could jump it or a 125 could jump it essentially. Make the dragon's back, make the whoops on the dragon's back a bit smaller, you know? Uhm.


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[Assistant] Because it just comes down, and also it comes down where you put dragons back on, what type of condition, what type of dirt.


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[Assistant] Uhm, do you put a dragons back, a big gnarly dragons back at Phoenix or Daytona or at uhm,


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[Assistant] At Arlington, maybe not, uhm, or if it's Detroit where you know you're gonna have deep, deep ruts, maybe you build a dragon's back that is just a mellow dragon's back that everybody eventually can just, instead of blitzing, they're gonna go three up and then one off. Don't make the, the, the, the pockets so deep.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and still have those obstacles, because those obstacles have been around for a very, very long time. Uhm, and I'm not saying we have to keep them around still, but


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[Assistant] I like dragons back. I like longer set of whoops, but there's ways I think you can make them smaller, make them easier to wear.


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[Assistant] You know, these riders aren't, uh, you know, like the safety factor, like you said, that the data shows after nine is potentially where they crash. So.


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[Assistant] Uh, let me ask you this to clarify. So this is the new, this change is gonna be from the rest of the season on.


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[Assistant] And I'll be honest, uhm, I know we need our privateers and I know they're good for the sport and I know they, they take up, you know, they fill some spots on the gate. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Look, I, people might not like what I have to say right here, but it is what it is. If you're in the last chance, uhm, that's a rough spot to be in. If you're a factory rider or if you're just a privateer and, and you do have that, that, that where it basically almost overlaps. Yeah, that's a tough scenario to be in. Stay out of the last chance is what I would tell my kid.


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[Assistant] Uhm, uh, and it is tough to go back, regroup, new goggles, barely take your helmet off, get a swig of water, and get back down to the line, but uh,


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[Assistant] That's the way it is and eventually your body will get used to it and it won't be something new. Right now it's foreign and they don't like it, but that's just because it's new and it's foreign to their body and


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[Assistant] I think that all goes away if, if this is, if this is put into play, put into motion, and this is the way, the new way it's gonna be, one or two seasons down the road, you're not gonna know any difference.


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[Assistant] If we wouldn't have done previous, made the previous move, would we know what to do now? And, you know, let's say put the KTM Junior Challenge right there and give these guys, you know, an extra 12 minutes or whatever it is.


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[Assistant] I mean, this is, this is how I look at it, is you gotta, you got Hayden Deegan, right, at 18 years old last year, 18 or 19 years old, came out and waxed all the boys that were in their 27s, 28s, 29s at, in the last three SMX rounds. He was, he was the champion at the end of that, uh, three race series, right?


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[Assistant] You know, and it's ages, yes, it's just a number. Are these guys, do you get smarter as you get older? Yes. Do you get more mature as you get older? Yes. But we had an 18 year old, 19 year old kid beat RJ Hampshire or beat, you know, a lot of these older


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know racers that are up in their mid to late twenties, uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, I think if you put an age gap on it, you take guys, you know, Jordan Smith, R.J. Hampshire, um,


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[Assistant] Uhm, Max Anstey and you move these guys up to the 450 class. Uhm, yes, we are in a position right now.


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[Assistant] That we've never been in with Triumph coming on board, with Beta coming on, and also Ducati right up to line up on the line here very shortly. Uhm, so now we have some more factory seats available, but


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[Assistant] Or, Jordan Smith, or Max Anstey, or, you know, Austin Forkner can't get it right in the 250 class.


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[Assistant] Develop themselves and get more mature and mentally be stronger. Yes it has.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and that's exactly what they needed. So if you put them in the 450 class, I see them going away very quickly.


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[Assistant] But like I said, starting this conversation, Hayden Deegan won all three or won the SMX rounds overall for the 250 class and beat a lot of those older.


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[Assistant] I mean, yes he's a smidge bit older, but if you actually look at how many gate drops he has, he doesn't have very many gate drops. He's up there holding his own with these guys that are in their, you know, late twenties.


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[Assistant] Then yes, we need to talk about implementing a rule, but right now they can't do that.


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[Assistant] Depending on what's you know, what's happening on the track, but I agree.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'd love to start experimenting with it and then tying it into race day live program, uhm, potentially even, even the broadcast, you know, I, I know there's, that we have the capabilities of doing that, uhm,


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[Assistant] Well, eFrame is gonna take all three of those, all four of those, right? You have to be consistent.


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[Assistant] You have to have the speed, I mean, you have to run, be able to run the speed of the top guys and, and win races. You can't, I mean, yes, technically.


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[Assistant] Can you win a championship with maybe only a couple of race wins or one or two? It's been done in the past.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it's, it's a lot harder, but so you gotta get, have the raw speed to win races, gotta be consistent and you have to have the talent and talent, uhm, or


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[Assistant] Being refined on the motorcycle with all the different conditions we ride, you know, having a, having an off weekend, what I consider an off weekend when I was racing, an off weekend to me would be second to third place. It wasn't fifth through eighth.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and Off Weekend was, was, uh, like I said, still there fighting for podium position every single time. If I wasn't feeling it or if the bike wasn't, uh, wasn't great on that track, I had to make do with what it was.


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[Assistant] And I had to pull through and get that machine up on the podium. So it's going to take every, all three of those, all four of those, what, what, what I just spoke on, what, what he threw in for the question. You can't win this championship with this field of riders, the depth of these, the depth of our field right now with, without having all three of those things.


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[Assistant] And willing to ride on, on, on, just below that or at that edge of, of making a, you know, mistake. Like that's what these guys are doing. And I think that's one thing that we haven't really seen with Eli yet and I'm hoping to see it. And that's why we brought up Daytona. Give him the buy, give him the buy for Arlington and Daytona, you know.


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[Assistant] It comes to being comfortable, you have to be comfortable, but you always have to be comfortable pushing the limit.


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[Assistant] Again, that's what these guys are doing and I'm hoping we're going to get that out of him, but we haven't seen it and look where he's kind of falling in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's going to be, uh, it's going to be good. Good to have the east back for, for, for the class, you know, like, um, that's always like, obviously once.


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[Assistant] You know, when we, when we start our season, we get the west coast and we get the four-footed guys in there. And then it kind of gets on a, you find your, your position, you find your, um.


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[Assistant] Your hat, your, uh, what, what's the word I'm looking for? Everything kind of falls into place. And then all of a sudden we throw the East coast involved. So I'm still excited about, you know, East coast because we haven't had many races yet.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know, so like I'm looking forward to see what Hayden's gonna come out, uhm, and do. How is he gonna recover coming into, into Arlington? Uhm, after, after that, you know, his, his bar's being bent down, that first turn pile up. And there was a lot, there was a lot of guys wrapped up in that first turn pile up.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that took a lot of heavy hitters out of, out of the equation for that round one. So that being said, yes, Austin rode phenomenal, but he also was kind of out there in no man's land with, by himself, right? So now we're going to see if all these, all the heavy hitters get through the first turn.


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[Assistant] You know, kinda, kinda, same, same, I think that we're gonna see, we're gonna see Jet, obviously, be, be, be phenomenal, AP, uhm,


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[Assistant] Coop, Coop's who I think I'm gonna have my eye on, like I said, uhm, for this weekend. I wanna see what Coop can pull out, where he's gonna, you know, how good he's gonna be, where he positions himself, and then moving on, looking a little bit farther forward, uhm, Eli for Daytona. That's, that's, those are my two guys I'm kinda looking for, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they can be. They can be. So the good thing about what, you know, what Dirtworks does is we do get the dirt kind of changed out, right? Like I've seen that in the past, right? Where you'll show up and you might have a set of the dirt there for two or three or four years and then all of a sudden


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah, if you have big whoops, I hope they build big whoops. It does make it, that's part of Supercross for me, so I'd like to see some medium to bigger whoops. Uhm, you know, cause it really, it does separate the field.


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[Assistant] Uh, but if we're making nine now, you can go three, three, three. Uh, so it, it, it, we'll see.


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[Assistant] You can just get words in the dictionary now by the way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we came in hot with it and we, and we drew really clear lines.


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[Assistant] The question is, Kyle, are you happy to wear the bitch over being an asshole? I'm kinda down to be a bitch over an asshole. Fucking asshole.


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[Assistant] Oh. You gotta Google that guy.


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[Assistant] These'll catch on. How come they ca- I know why, I already know my answer, but I'm like, I wish they could nail a, like, throwback WWF show. Like, scripted. Well they did.


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[Assistant] Here's what I'm gonna say, and I believe in you a hundred percent, Kyle. It's just, it's never gonna be better than the real thing. That's what I was getting at with these old school wrestlers. No one will embody.


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[Assistant] I think that's the way to go. I think it has to be a fake wrestling federation. It can't be real.


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[Assistant] He had the, he had the undies under the kilt. Yup, yup. To be fair, the Hot Rod shirt, the merch was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, all those dudes live... mad fast.


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[Assistant] Okay, good, I love- Wow, this is a big moment. I think you got to.


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[Assistant] Disingenuine. I hope so. If it's not, you can just get, you can just get words in the dictionary now, by the way.


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[Assistant] Oh, like they're so well read. My dad will drop at the end of the day to like, it's just, it's flagrant. Flagrant, that's my word.


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[Assistant] No, it's not about arguing. At the end of the day, like summing it all up, like this is what it all.


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[Assistant] Damn, I might have to drop that at Thanksgiving dinner.


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[Assistant] Not good. I feel like my steak was overly summated with salt.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I mean, I really did like discovering that Macho Man one, but...


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[Assistant] Uh, I had a fe- I mean this. That's a classic. The hell. Oh, a little Miss Doubt. The Miss Doubt fight. That's a classic. Yeaah, we've been asking that for a couple weeks now.


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[Assistant] You weren't allowed to enjoy Hook? The happiest movie ever?


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[Assistant] What about homeboy from uh, Ninja Turtles 2, the pizza dude. He was also in Surf Ninjas. That bro was SICK.


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[Assistant] Wasn't he? But he had to do karate. He had to do karate. That's true. You're right. You're right. He did have karate influence. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, he was the delivery dude. He was like their Casey Jones.


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[Assistant] I do remember, uh, the Rufio guy got a movie, it was called Faking the Funk, and it was pretty sick. I think it was just about him trying to, like, play basketball. It was sick.


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[Assistant] For sure. It's probably not great to everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] I didn't, I, did you watch him though? Oh, that's an asshole move.


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[Assistant] There were two things about it that I, that I enjoyed. It was basically...


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[Assistant] Yes, no, I would love to get back to Last Man Standing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in the Nikita shirt. Hello. Wow. I didn't know that.


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[Assistant] You guys, I will admit, like there was another thing, the show was also, it was a, it's a stupid sitcom, multicam or whatever, but it, it was written also with jokes aimed towards like right wing politics. So I thought that was kind of funny to see those really, just those jokes don't make it on TV.


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[Assistant] Report back. They also did the thing where they replaced one of the daughters. They switched actors in the middle of the season, which was sick. You know what that means.


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[Assistant] Oh no, that was for Kevin James show. Oh, that was for Kevin James.


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[Assistant] One a season. It's the, Kyle's in it for the catharsis.


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[Assistant] When was the last time you really cried? I got that. I got that on deck. Cause it happened recently.


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[Assistant] One time? One, when was I supposed to cry? Boys in the Hood, what part? When, is it when, when Kuba comes in like, uuuh, uuuh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's a heavy scene about like, injustice, racial injustice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, also, you know, uh, there's, there's no trick or treaters this year, so if you're buying candy, it's truly just for your home.


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[Assistant] I wonder if there's any connection to you playing baseball and he wishes you were better at it.


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[Assistant] I think they've, they've made that movie a hundred times.


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[Assistant] I'd like to compliment everybody on allowing themselves to be, you know, tapped into their emotions today and really, you know, show a raw nerve there. And also, the movie that made me cry was Coco.


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[Assistant] Hi folks, Lee Diffie from NBC Sports here. If you truly enjoyed what you just watched, you can get more news, interviews, and highlights by subscribing to the Motor Sports on NBC YouTube page. You can get it all, so go for it.


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[Assistant] Hi folks, Lee Diffie from NBC Sports here. If you truly enjoyed what you just watched, you can get more news, interviews, and highlights by subscribing to the Motor Sports on NBC YouTube page. You can get it all, so go for it.


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[Assistant] Their estate, yeaah. That's probably Mi- Yeaah, the estate gets all their dough. Mrs. Christopher Wallace. Is that how that works?


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[Assistant] I think this is the second wave of Rapsnacks chips, because there was a first generation. Yea. But you know, those rappers have kind of, like, nobody wants to eat Mac 10 chips anymore. They're off the Mac.


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[Assistant] Do you remember right around the corner at that place we used to eat called Lucy's? Yes. It was like a Mexican restaurant but we get cheeseburgers there for like three bucks. I think there's a bunch of Lucy's. Good call.


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[Assistant] Because he, cause he for sure thought we were musical theater students. Cause we were always in costume and singing. Song and dance men.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. I, I had like, you know, uh, a Ford Escape, but I had a nice sound system in it. I had a big ol' like speaker. Yeah, we had a big trunk rattler in the, in the back.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it wasn't like the engine was not big or anything, but it sounded good. Kyle always taught me that. Hey, you could escape. You gotta have the thumps in the trunk. Yeaah, it didn't, it doesn't matter how your car runs if you got a good system. If the system is right, the car runs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had it, I had it in the back of the trunk and, uh, yeah, one day it came out and the back window was broke out and I was like, oh man, somebody stole my shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so basically we, you know, we're like, went across the street like, Mr. G Money, sir, will you help us? He's like, oh, I'll take care of this. Wait, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] No, nothing was taken, but my window was broken. So then what is G-Money talking about? He just set, he just set the bro straight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember the one time that I made him mad because we got drunk one night and like Adam had an old pair of like Air Force 1s and we're like


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[Assistant] And then, uh, the next morning we came out and they were down and G-Money basically was like, don't do that again. It's not, it doesn't mean what you think it means, so don't do it. They were like, okay, yes sir.


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[Assistant] BJ's had a rule, BJ's had a rule which was extremely sexist that men


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[Assistant] You could have a ponytail. It didn't have to be back in a pwn. You could have a ponytail, but men couldn't.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think like it got to a point where I was spoken to, yeaah.


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[Assistant] You're bad, right? I have a good record. I have an excellent word driving.


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[Assistant] I will say when I was delivering pizzas, I lost like the safety side of me. I would pull some maneuvers. It was a very frustrating job. It drove me insane.


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[Assistant] If you wanna know what my thinking was behind that, is like, I didn't wanna text Adam for like the hundredth time, like what's your address, so I just put in


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[Assistant] Well then, no, then things start to trigger.


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[Assistant] That would freak me out, the cliff thing. The thing is, I don't know how to drive a stick shift, but I do enjoy racing. I find that very fun.


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[Assistant] The only cool thing about falling off your motorcycle is that as soon as it happens, as soon as you drop your bike, you instantly get this embarrassment strength where you can just lift


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[Assistant] How many times did you ride it? About three to four times.


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[Assistant] Loofa boy. Kyle? Is that ma- is that some man shit, my brother?


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[Assistant] It's like automatic. Yeah, it's just the traffic is so terrible.


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[Assistant] I mean, I feel like that's kind of an urban legend, but they for sure. There's some dickheads. There's some dickheads.


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[Assistant] Zipping around construction sites. It was all about ninjas and sidekicks. If you had the sidekick jeep. Suzuki? Hello. Yeah. Wind is a fact.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right, that's exactly my thought. Guys, I was just remembering, I didn't even tell you that last week, I had...


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[Assistant] Like, one of the, uh, uh, an all-time life day. I had an all-time life day. I got to eat dinner. I got to eat dinner lasagna with none other than U2's The Edge.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I- With the edge himself? Yes, dude, I- because, you know, I live on the same block as none other than Tiba Jefferson. He's, uh-


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[Assistant] But somehow he, somehow he has connections with The Edge from U2. He's a huge U2 fan. He is, he is, and he spreads the gospel, but just the fact that he had his greatest hero ever over to eat his homemade lasagna is...


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[Assistant] What you're looking for. I dropped so many references. Yeah, I, Atiba kicked me out. No, it was.


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[Assistant] It was crazy, dude. It was absolutely insane. And he was the absolute nicest dude. He meant his wife. Like just the super humble, super awesome.


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[Assistant] And I'm saying as soon as this Covito stuff is over, we're getting backstage passes, brother. Let's go.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh. How crazy is that, dude? That like, U2 is what, like, third biggest rock band of all time, maybe? Yeah. Like, Beatles, Rolling Stones, U2, who else? Yeah, they're up.


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[Assistant] That's what was kinda crit- cause like, I grew up in like a U2 house, like my stepdad and my dad always listened to U2, but I never like super deep dived, and like-


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[Assistant] Like the album Boy is super sick, like Atiba was playing it that night, but I hadn't really dove into it much. And if, upon first listen and I was getting kind of drunk, like the bass lines kind of sound like


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[Assistant] A little cure-ish. So I'm like, to the edge, I'm like, so like, were you like influenced by like the cure or something? And then he just kind of was like,


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[Assistant] I understand why he changed it because that is for sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what's so crazy is like, even in that situation, cause we're all like, drinking wine and taking like shots with-


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[Assistant] Prince David Howell Evans? Yeah, it's not happening, dude. Yeah, maybe.


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[Assistant] You're hanging with a literal living legend and you're starting to get tipsy. You start to ask the dumbest- I'm like asking about like the Batman and Robin soundtrack song. He's like, yeah, I remember. Yeah, he's like, no, I remember.


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[Assistant] Oh my goodness. It was just five of us. It was Edge, his wife Morley, uh, Atiba, and Akko, but Akko like blacked out, so he like, he pe- he peaced out kinda quick. He didn't count.


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[Assistant] Well, that's what's cool about this dude, he's been in the game for 8 million years and he's a true fan of all, like, of rock, like he's an encyclopedia, all he, he lives music, so you just talk music the whole time. It was, it was a fucking dream. Yeah, that's cool. That's radical.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, well, Covid, so no, no touching.


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[Assistant] Social distance party. But I could tell he was like, let's take a goofy picture, like lay it over my head and then like, sort of looks like I have it.


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[Assistant] Well, I think they had kind of like linked up in Japan a while back, uh, like after a show and they were at a bar together.


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[Assistant] And then somehow I think, uh, The Edge's wife was following Ateeba on Instagram and he- Ateeba posted a picture of his mom's lasagna which he makes, which is-


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[Assistant] Super bomb. And, uh, the Edge's wife was like...


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[Assistant] I, I do recall, I recall something about lasagna. Everything happens.


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[Assistant] Well, it's as the night goes on and you get more bold, like a team is like, Oh, I'm going to play you my U2 set, but it was so cool. Cause you could tell this dude.


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[Assistant] Just heard this on the radio over here, but okay, yeaah, we can.


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[Assistant] What's dope about even like early YouTube, that shit was like revolution rock. Like they were, they were political. They were trying to make a change. Like you put that shit on now, you better be ready to change the fucking world, dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Kendrick is elevated. Who else makes noise? Well, I mean Rage was just about to do Coachella. So I feel like it was leaning that way.


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[Assistant] MTV Music Awards used to be a fucking stop everything you're doing and watch that shit. 100%.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my bum is on, it wasn't Tom Green. Damn. No, they're homies, right?


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[Assistant] You can't have Anthony Kiedis over to eat pretzel sticks.


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[Assistant] Doctor! My guy's music- my guy's Broadway. He's Broadway or Buzz.


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[Assistant] I feel like tacos are a really good chatting food as well.


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[Assistant] So if Q-tip made a couple tacos and then he just started like pounding them with his fist into nachos, would you be like, this fool is a legend?


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[Assistant] Okay, he'd know, cause we know what's coming.


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[Assistant] And I want to just compliment all your mothers for, you know, just having food on the table and, you know, it's not easy. I'm over here trying to cook stuff.


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[Assistant] Sweetheart, I burn toast. I tell ya, it's a heck of a time cooking up a meal for these kids out here, so shout out to moms trying out there. Boom.


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[Assistant] Hello everyone, welcome to season two, episode two of title 24 presented by NBC sports with you, Ricky Carmichael, myself, my cohost Ryan Villapoto. Uh, thank you to all our great sponsors, United motor sports, quad lock case, and of course box. So.


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[Assistant] USA, thanks for the, uh, the ride, the engagement, uh, you guys are awesome. And, uh, RV.


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[Assistant] You and I were laid up, uhm, so just an overview for everyone. Obviously the people that saw my Instagram knew what happened. Uhm, but yeaah, I had a small bowel obstruction. Really, there's no rhyme or reason why it happened. That definitely wasn't fun.


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[Assistant] Nevertheless, I got cleared of late Friday night, or Friday afternoon, I should say, to resume normal activity, uhm, with no restrictions, which was nice, but, uh, hoping that it was just a freak accident.


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[Assistant] And uhm, yeaah, cause everything else came out good, my blood levels came out good, and definitely was in some massive pain. Uhm, yeaah, and it just came out of nowhere. We were at dinner, and I'm like, man, I don't feel right, and within an hour and a half, I was just like, buckled down.


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[Assistant] So, uh, it was unfortunate, especially, uh, we've put, I've put in a lot of work, uh, myself, even the broadcast team to, uh, to give you the best. And yeah, I just, it was, it was best that I stay home and, uh, and, and try to get better. So hopefully everything is good.


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[Assistant] And I will be back in the booth this weekend at San Francisco, but it was definitely a bummer to watch it.


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[Assistant] On the sidelines just because of, of how special Anaheim is, uh, the season opener and then RVU.


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[Assistant] Dude, you come back from your ski trip, you're, you're stinking laid up. What, uh, what was your drill, dude?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's getting, uh, do, there's so much stuff to talk about. Uh, awesome engagement from our viewers and fans.


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[Assistant] Uh, that watched Title 24. Listen to Title 24. Dude, you guys are having the questions rolling in. Uh, because there's so much meat to talk about and there's so many topics.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's gonna be hard to get to all of the questions and answer all the questions. Uh, but, uh, we appreciate your engagement and, and, uh, dude, it's been, you guys give us a lot to talk about. So appreciate it. Uh, love you guys for that. Uh, kicking it off.


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[Assistant] Dude, 450, there is so much to go over. Uh, Jet Lawrence kind of makes it look easy. Dude, you watched the race. I mean.


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[Assistant] I'm sure you're not surprised by this. Are you surprised? Like was there anything that stood out about what he did or no?


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[Assistant] You're, you're exactly right. Uhm, another notable, uhm, and I have this in my notes, uh, Jason Anderson. Uh, this doesn't, to me, it doesn't come as a surprise, uh, just because I, I believed in his abilities.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he's a, he's a past champion and I feel like anytime you're a past champion, and I said this on episode one last week when you


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[Assistant] When you have those credentials and you've been at it for so long, you can kind of rely on your experience to kind of fill in the gaps. So even though maybe he doesn't have that explosive speed.


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[Assistant] Uh, like a Jett Lawrence or a Chase Sexton at times. Uhm, dude, he, he just has that experience and he is a past champion. So like I said, that fills in the gaps. He was very, uhm,


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[Assistant] Uh, honest about the problems and the, and the challenges he had last year on that, on that bike. And then RV, you talked about the, uh, performance and that, uh, new, uh, KX 450F that they made improvements on. And what I like about CooperWeb and Jason Anderson is.


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[Assistant] Their con- their results complimented their comments on where they thought they needed to get better or


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[Assistant] How they were being held back. So I'm not surprised at Anderson and I was happy to see it. And to your point, a lot like in the heat race, dude, they kept, they kept, they kept jet close and RV, you and I, you and I have talked about this. I think the, the,


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[Assistant] The thing or the way to beat Jet is you're going to have to keep him close. You're gonna have to do it in the last, say, five to eight minutes. Otherwise, you're just not gonna do it. Go for it.


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[Assistant] Do you think that if Koop was able to get by Anderson, uh, say three or four laps, maybe even five laps earlier than, than when, when he was trying to, well, he never got by him. But do you think if he's able to get by him that he could have possibly made a run on, on Jett?


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[Assistant] We talked about this at the playoffs, right? And it was getting pressured, I think it was at Chicago, remember? And we're just like...


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[Assistant] Uh, I was able to talk to someone at the Star Yamaha, uh, Monster Energy team yesterday.


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[Assistant] And they said that Coop was okay and, uh, that he's pretty pumped. I mean, like, dude, if I'm, if I'm Cooper Webb and RV, I would think that you'd be the same despite the result. Yeah, the result sucks, the end result, but dude, there are so many positives to take from Cooper Webb. And I just think if he is this.


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[Assistant] Cooper Webb, if he's this strong at the beginning of the season, I don't see a guy of his caliber with his experience getting worse throughout the season. So I'm just going to say that.


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[Assistant] That's what I think, but there's a lot for him to be stoked about. Ann Anderson, right?


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[Assistant] I'm going to go out right, right, right now and, and just say, this is a, someone to keep your eye on, um, Plessinger. That was, that was a sneaky.


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[Assistant] Good finish. He was riding well all day long. He didn't, he didn't do good in, uh, qualifying practice, which he never does. But dude, he raced really well. Just keep your eye on that guy, dude. I'm telling you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like AP is one of those guys too, like when, when he.


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[Assistant] Dude Ferandus, not, not really a, uh, no surprise. He's capable of that. He got fifth. He got, he got a little help there because, uh, web, web crash. Otherwise, for all intents and purposes, he would have been sixth, but, uh.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't feel like he lit it on fire, but uh,


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[Assistant] Tomac, what's your thoughts on that? Myself personally, I'm not, I'm not stressing on that. It just, it's so early.


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[Assistant] Hey, before we get to the, uh, box-o breakdown, a couple more guys to touch on. Uhm, Roxan rode great. He, he got, he got hosed on, in the, in the main event, uh, there on that first little, uh,


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[Assistant] First little section right here we're watching. They're gonna come across and there's that little tabletop step up and looks like, uhm, Freezy and, uh,