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[Assistant] You really, you really have to make an effort at it I think.


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[Assistant] Well, the thing, let me just throw this one out. This guy Bigelow, Bigelow Aerospace, he was on 60 Minutes.


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[Assistant] And he's like a top NASA contractor.


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[Assistant] And he's flat out says, oh yeah, they exist. My grandparents saw one down this road. I think he's from Nevada or something like that.


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[Assistant] And this is on 60 minutes and this guy's a top CEO. And nope, you don't hear anything about it. And I'm sitting there.


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[Assistant] This guy just admitted on national TV, a major show, that he believes that the extraterrestrials exist.


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[Assistant] They call them UAPs now, right? They don't want to use the old UFO reference. So now they're unidentified aerial phenomena.


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[Assistant] But, and they recently came out with those, uh, videos from the Nimitz down in San Diego from, what was that, the nineties or something.


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[Assistant] It really doesn't prove anything. I showed that to one of my doctor friends who was an Air Force pilot. And I say, well, if it was a jet, wouldn't you see a big thermal trail coming out of it? He said, no, depending on what your angle was on it.


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[Assistant] I think what's more convincing is the interviews with the Navy pilots that encountered it later. Now these are the guys with the right stuff and this guy's saying, you know, this thing's zipping up, you know, 30,000 feet in the blink of an eye and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] They, they had a show on TV about they were going to try have a court room thing about whether you could prove, uh, aliens exist or not. And they had all this evidence and all these tapes and all this testimony and the conclusion. Yeah, you could prove it in a court of law if a court of law would ever entertain it. So there you go.


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[Assistant] I would have to say it depends if the forces that be would allow it. Yeaah. Because I can't remember any specific one, but I think there have been a body and it just disappears. You know, they just come and collect


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think if you start pulling that string, other stuff starts coming into it.


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[Assistant] Like one of the questions is, well how intelligent is this creature? And then you have this thing called the Sahara Sounds where they're doing what they call the Samurai Chatter, which it sounds like John Belushi doing the Samurai thing. And people say, well that just sounds like gibberish.


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[Assistant] But then again, people who hear somebody from Asia or something will say, well, that just sounds like Jewish to me.


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[Assistant] And then you have stories about the Native Americans. All these different tribes have a name for it. Keckla Kugla, you know, they...


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[Assistant] So it's in the history. And then you have like these, uh, newspaper reports when people are heading out on the frontier about the hairy wild man here, the hairy wild man there. So there, if it has existed through time, that's what you would expect to find are these little clues in the past. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now the stories get wilder and wilder about how they could actually communicate and they know some English phrases and things like that. I am not ready to totally jump on board that, but I think their intelligence is up there quite a ways. If they have language.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And they can share history and information from generation to generation. It would explain how, you know, they- They cannot get caught. Right.


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[Assistant] Okay, here's a borderline. There's another thing.


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[Assistant] I got into this Bigfoot thing because I used to listen to, uh, Art Bell.


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[Assistant] Right. Uh, and they had a state trooper from Oregon or Washington state call in and said, yeah, I was at that incident they had been discussing.


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[Assistant] And people do that, they just call in and say, and they corroborate, you know, or maybe they're a plant or whatever you want, you know, if you want to go that way. Um, I was, oh, with the Bigfoot thing. So I'm pulling on the Bigfoot string and it keeps going down the rabbit hole. And then I start hearing about this other thing. Dog man. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now, this is just a flat out werewolf.


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[Assistant] And there are people in the Bigfoot community that hit the brakes. They go, no, we're having a hard enough time. People buying this Bigfoot thing. We're not telling anybody there's this 400, 500 pound werewolf thing that's running around out there.


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[Assistant] Do you believe in the werewolves too? Or is it? Once again, there's another one called, uh, dogman encounters.


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[Assistant] I'm into hundreds of these eyewitness things of this thing, right on the Natchez Trace. Oh, here? Right, Tennessee, Ohio, Smokies, they're running around.


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[Assistant] This guy was saying he was going down the Natchez Trace one night and this thing comes peeling out of the woods headed towards his, his pickup truck and he's just gunning it and barely gets away. He said this thing could have rolled his truck if it had come down on him.


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[Assistant] It stands on two feet lots of the time.


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[Assistant] Mothman. I don't even go near Mothman. It's just too far out for me to even, you know.


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[Assistant] It's like the goat sucker. Supposedly attacks the guy's goats and sucks their blood out. A lot of people say it's a really bangey, uh, you know, malformed dog.


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[Assistant] About, uh, and this is way back, this might be the 70s, yea, I think it was 70s. You know, Land Between the Lakes. Yes. Supposedly there was a...


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[Assistant] Uh, and they dammed up some of the rivers and there's two rivers on either side. It's kind of like a peninsula at this point and they, they, it's a preserve. It's a park. They even have bison out there. And, uh, supposedly this couple was camping out there and.


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[Assistant] This dog band thing just tore them up, tore their trailer up, threw a kid up in a tree and all this stuff.


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[Assistant] How substantiated, you just hear stories from people who investigated. I think there's a guy in Tennessee who really is involved in checking it out and, uh,


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[Assistant] He says he knows people that were in the National Guard and the police. And yeah, they, they went from one end of the thing to another till they found the lair of this thing and killed it. And that was that. But there's a couple of more stories. More recently, they have a little motocross area there.


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[Assistant] And, uh, some kid was doing the motocross and this thing comes running out of the woods and kind of grabs at his ankle, but he gets away. And I think there's another story about him out there.


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[Assistant] So this is how far my research is going to go. I'm going to go camping out there one time. I'll get a kayak.


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[Assistant] There's different groups. There's one guy who has a podcast and he wants, he really respects that they're intelligent and everything, but he wants one to be shot and a body brought so there can be no argument about it anymore. I think that's kind of harsh myself. But that's what I mean. That's what it's going to take obviously.


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[Assistant] I, I don't, I don't go out there too far cause it just gets weirder and weirder.


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[Assistant] One thing, if we get back to the alien thing, if you accept the premise of the aliens, then you gotta accept that the earth has been an open biological system to the whole rest of the universe.


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[Assistant] You get the feeling that these guys are like curators of Earth. I imagine an Earth-like planet isn't all that common.


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[Assistant] And it's a fantastic laboratory and resource for biological things. You know, you drop a, an octopus off and come back in a million years, see what evolved into. And.


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[Assistant] I see where Bigfoot fits into this real survival module is, let's say humanity kind of wipes itself out, you know, there's no more people people. This thing might still be surviving out there.


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[Assistant] So these guys could be just like a survival repository of these very human-like genes and they could survive anything.


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[Assistant] And you can hear him hoot and holler at night. Maybe that's another thing I'm gonna do. It's just go down and just see if you can hear him whooping it up.


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[Assistant] Well, you go to a conference and you'll find somebody, I got a business card from somebody in East, there's some East Tennessee. Yeah, I saw that.


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[Assistant] And, uh, you just hear about them everywhere up in Vermont. Anywhere there's water. They like to be around water and hilly stuff and forest. And you got that all over. You got it in the Ozarks. You got it all through the Northwest.


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[Assistant] And then you hear stuff about Texas too. That they're out in Texas.


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[Assistant] Who's like, you know, was a real scientist and he was saying, you know, the gait and the bones and the muscles rippling are legit.


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[Assistant] The arms look awfully long. Is that? Yea.


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[Assistant] I don't know, you know, I'm not, you hear things on both sides. I wouldn't be surprised if some wannabe guy wanted to jump on the bandwagon and say, yeah, it was me.


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[Assistant] There's like hybrids of these in humans. These things used to take Indians and when they were lonely.


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[Assistant] And, and supposedly the how, and they know how to use this how, they will be up in your face and let this...


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[Assistant] Ungodly roar go right through all your protoplasm and you are messed up for days and weeks. That's something I don't know if I even want to experience.


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[Assistant] No, I think that, yeah, I think so. You get a whole continuum of the females seem, you know, more calm and docile and then you'll get an alpha male and he feels challenged or threatened in any way.


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[Assistant] And they know what guns are, right off the bat. There's so many stories about when somebody started pointing a gun at them, they just started freaking out. And then there was... And do they run?


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[Assistant] But it, like lots of times they throw rocks at people, but if you start throwing rocks back at them, they go nuts. They will not have it.


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[Assistant] I heard a very creepy story. These guys were hunting and they were chasing this deer and it went down through this really thick, overgrown, thorny brush stuff. It was just like a tunnel.


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[Assistant] And they get into the tunnel and all of a sudden there's like this opening, like this pocket.


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[Assistant] And it's all overgrowth and everything. And they're finding all these animal bones and everything. And he said they found half a hunter. His bottom half was gone. His, his hunting suits there. And I think his gun was there too. They got half a hunter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they know they're getting ribbed about and everything. There was one lady who was a school teacher in her 60s and this was like her avocation and she just thought people should be educated about it.


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[Assistant] I don't go to too many conferences because I don't think there's anything there you really wouldn't learn on YouTube if you really... But one thing I did find out about that I had no idea about was there was one guy, he was like this world adventurer guy. He'd been everywhere. You know, China.


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[Assistant] Australia everywhere. And he had this story about this fishing village. He said,


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[Assistant] They ran for about 20 years from like 1920 to 1946 and they just shut the thing down and walked away from it because they were just getting harassed.


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[Assistant] They walked away from it. And so I watched this YouTube video where these guys went up there. There were like four of them.


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[Assistant] They, somebody took me in with a boat and they are like armed to the teeth and they're going into the woods and they're hearing stuff and, and they're just being real cagey about it. And then one of their guys had an infrared camera and he visually at dusk sees one coming down a hill.


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[Assistant] And he puts the infrared on it and it's not really conclusive. All you know is it's a big vertical shape and not a big horizontal shape like a moose or something.


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[Assistant] That's pretty uncanny how they avoid the trail cams. There was one, one story about this guy. He knew they were in the area. He had this box he made and he would put toys and food and stuff in there and he put cameras on it.


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[Assistant] And uh, they would always take the food and everything. He said he could not get them on camera. He had it pointed at the box. Somehow he'd see a little blur on the edge of the screen or something. And they, they just seem so aware that, that it's something they've got to avoid.


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[Assistant] Now how do they do that? You know, how does a creature go, oh, I bet that's a camera. You know, I better not get caught on that.


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[Assistant] You know, there's things that you scratch your head over. You know, do they know it's a recording thing? That it's going to give them away?


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[Assistant] I saw one like that that was shot from like one ridge top to another. And that's my theory. The only way you're really going to get evidence is with some telephoto thing where they can't even sense you're around. You're like a mile away or something. And with a really good high definition, you know, high quality telephoto.


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[Assistant] Uh, deer. And wild boar. And we have a huge deer population, so there's plenty of food for them. They just grab them by the back legs and slam them against a tree.


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[Assistant] Here's an angle I've heard recently is the lumber industry does not want these things found because if they're found, it's all of a sudden all this is Bigfoot habitat and you can't be logging it like, you know,


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[Assistant] That's a pretty legit argument. If it comes down to money, you could see how some CEO or lumber company is, is saying something. Hey, you got to put the lid on this. You know, it's like Jaws, you know, all those Labor Day weekend. Hey, we got a lot of big white signings. I don't want to hear about it. Everybody's coming to the beach.


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[Assistant] Phenomena. There's a guy who's been researching for years. He got a bunch of books out.


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[Assistant] He says people have been disappearing from national parks left and right. Like a guy will be, have his kid right next to him and he'll turn around and the kid will be gone. Or some campers


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[Assistant] You know, drag the information out of them and they're really resistant. Like if you go to Yellowstone or something, Hey, you have records on people missing him, maybe.


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[Assistant] Oh, they'll charge you, they'll charge you like...


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[Assistant] $30,000 to make copies of their stuff. There's a lot of that going on where they will just charge you a ton of money to get any of the information if it's UFO stuff or this missing.


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[Assistant] So the question is, are these people all really disappearing from national parks and what's taking them and maybe we should know about it?


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[Assistant] Around Cookville or something, this was like maybe a year or two ago, where they said they found somebody who had been attacked by dogs.


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[Assistant] And it sounded kind of fishy to me. It could have been one of those things where maybe it's one of these cryptid things and it just tore somebody up and, uh, it's dogs. Wild dogs.


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[Assistant] You know, you don't hear about wild dogs really taking somebody down too often. Uh, it's just another-


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[Assistant] Well, definitely the Pacific Northwest. Cause there's just unlimited deep timber up there.


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[Assistant] Because every time there's an incident and, and sheriffs are involved or, uh, the Department of Natural Resources.


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[Assistant] Uh, all of a sudden these other guys come in and they just start ordering people around and, yeah, you saw a bear, uh, or you saw a cat or something like that. And it's all in the national parks and everything.


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[Assistant] It just, you really get a feeling, it's at the federal level, the word is get in there, shut it down, and whenever these guys in the suits show up, everybody just caves to those guys, whoever they are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you come across it from time to time, not every case, but if somebody's getting real public, like those, those fishermen guys who went to the hospital and they are just vocal, they're just telling everybody about it and they're talking to the police and they're talking to the department of natural resources guys. And then there's these other guys there.


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[Assistant] I think, I think the guy represented himself as an FBI guy.


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[Assistant] And I think the national, the resources guy pulled him over and said, Hey, listen, if you want to get out of here, just tell them you saw a bear because they're not going to let it go.


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[Assistant] Crazy person. Well, we're getting into the secret forces at play. And that ties into the UFO thing.


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[Assistant] Cause if, if we've had the craft and we've harvested the technology.


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[Assistant] And you hear it was all the guys that were in Los Alamos, uh, Teller, uh, they were all, uh, folded into this stuff.


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[Assistant] Well, all this stuff is associated. You've had Bell Labs out there, you had EE&G, Skunk Works, all the Area 51, even though I don't...


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[Assistant] You would have to, if you accept the UFOs crashed and we got, we're working on it. You gotta think there's this whole infrastructure of secrecy that's dealing with this stuff. And who would the players be? And you can kind of identify them if you look through history.


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[Assistant] What was this one guy's name? He was like the brightest scientist guy. Yeah. And, uh, he, he was, uh,


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[Assistant] Just cabinet level stuff. And you see his fingerprints all over it. And so here you have


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[Assistant] Who knows what these technologies are like? Right off the bat you got anti-gravity. Right off the bat you've got that zero point energy stuff they talk about, the quantum field


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[Assistant] Scientists just say outright, they're on record saying a cubic centimeter of empty space, no matter.


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[Assistant] Has enough energy potential to boil off all the oceans of Earth.


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[Assistant] So here's some kind of technology where you're tapping into just


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[Assistant] Reality itself and pulling juice out of it, you know, no transmitter, no generator. You just have, and they say Tesla was onto this and look what happened to him.


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[Assistant] But then you start analyzing it politically, well why would they repress something like this? Well here's a device, everybody gets off the grid.


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[Assistant] Everybody's not under your control anymore. We don't like that so much. You know, we like everybody. We like centralized technologies like nuclear and petroleum because we got this system set up and it's status quo, do not rock the boat.


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[Assistant] Maybe we shouldn't have all the secrecy. And I could, and I understand the thinking about, well, here's an...


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[Assistant] Unlimited energy source. Hey, let's weaponize this. What kind of laser can we make with this thing, you know, to cut the earth in half or something like that? You know, and you kind of can respect the guys that control things for keeping a lid on stuff because who knows what's going to happen if it gets loose.


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[Assistant] But you just get the feeling on this planet we've got to make some changes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you hear it all over. But here's the other interesting thing, just like how Bigfoot can hide. It's like, how could there be this agreement across all these countries in the world not to come out with this UFO stuff? But there are cracks in the, in the thing. Like when there was Perestroika, when, you know, when everything was flipping over in Russia.


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[Assistant] And then you hear like a, I don't know if it's Brazil or Argentina.


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[Assistant] They have a coalition between the military and these citizens groups and UFOs. It's out in the open. That they mutually give each other information about the stuff that's flying around. And there's a couple of countries like that.


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[Assistant] So not, but then you, you wonder, well, how did they get all these other countries to tow the line? And you see the NATO countries and you see China and Russia suppressing it. And it seems like every kind of authoritarian system doesn't want this stuff out there because it just challenges their authority.


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[Assistant] Cause I think COVID was bad for the national parks. Bigfoot.


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[Assistant] You know, a guy sees a UFO and all of a sudden he sees a Bigfoot going up in the beam. I think they're messing with everything.


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[Assistant] Nobody will believe. Here's the thing you could do. Just start asking people you know if they've seen a UFO.


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[Assistant] And I started doing that and I got about five people that I don't think are crazy.


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[Assistant] That, that have had up close and personal. There were two teachers, I know, were coming from a conference in Nashville and they're coming down 65. And I, I.


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[Assistant] And these are people I know. They have kids, they have families. And you just dig a little and you start seeing this is not as uncommon as you think it is. You know, just start asking people, you know, hey, you ever see a UFO? You know, I've had veterans that said they have seen them. You know, I've had veterans say that they've seen Bigfoot.


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[Assistant] You know, just a casual, hey, you ever see anything weird out in the woods there? Yeah. And the one thing that always happens when Bigfoot's around is everything goes dead silent. No birds, no crickets, no nothing.


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[Assistant] You always get the feeling you're being watched. It's palpable and everything goes dead silent. So if you're in the woods and that happens, it's time to head back to the truck.


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[Assistant] No, they say, they say back out. Just don't.


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[Assistant] They escort you out. They parallel you as you walk out. What does that mean? They're in the woods. They're keeping pace with you. They make sure you're on the way out.


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[Assistant] Some people do. They leave their fishing gear, they leave their rifles, they just get the heck out of it.


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[Assistant] Cause they've got a muscular core there. If you're gonna shoot him, aim for the head. Cause they can take bullets like nobody's business.


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[Assistant] If, if you get it, you can kill, you know, an elephant if you hit it in the right place. But, uh, the body shots just don't do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's always more than one. You may not see them or hear them, but there's always more.


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[Assistant] I'd rather the aliens be real because that really flips everything.


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[Assistant] There's all kinds of species of greys. You got greys that are almost white and short. You got greys that are greenish grey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, you know, what's come to light to me over the years, more recently is the little guys are just like clone Android robot. Yes. And that's the way they act most of the time. There's a taller guy usually in the background and he'll just fling the little guys around if they're not doing what he wants. Uh, so.


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[Assistant] I personally, I don't believe in time travel in the past. I just can't. Well, that's ridiculous. And yeah, I've got my limits.


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[Assistant] Where are we going with this? What's their motives? Well, it's definitely some genetic thing going on.


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[Assistant] It's just over and over again. You think they would get tired. It's multi-generational. Uh, we're gonna make, uh, impregnate you. Oh, the baby's gone all of a sudden. Hey, meet your hybrid baby.


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[Assistant] This stuff goes on and on and on, everywhere.


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[Assistant] Why do they have to be messing with our genetics? And there's a theory that well, they're integrating into us and they're going to be living as us on this planet because it's a nice planet to live on. There's another theory that they are, they want to make us a less aggressive,


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[Assistant] Your hair's a little thin there. You look kind of pale.


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[Assistant] I would like to live about 300 years. And then the, the aliens kind of fix you up. Yeah, you got 300 years, go. And then you get to be about, you know, 280 and go, eh, I'd really like to live for 600 years. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now, you've got the aliens supposedly, you got ones that look like praying mantis, you got the lizard ones, God only knows how many varieties this stuff is. Then you throw in there that some of them say, well, they're just shape shifting. They've got such psychic powers, they can just make you believe you're seeing whatever you're seeing. And like, oh boy. And then you've got the thing where,


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[Assistant] Well, it seems you get all these reports where armed military guys are involved, and you're like, what the hell is up? I mean, over and over again, somebody will be, they kind of come out of their drugged state or whatever, and they see all these guys in fatigues walking around, and you just wonder,


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[Assistant] You hear stories about Truman made some kind of agreement with the aliens for technology if they could experiment with us genetically. I don't know if I'm on board with that or anything, but you keep, you keep hearing like somehow we're involved.


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[Assistant] With these guys. That there's some other agenda.


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[Assistant] No, some of them get read in. They said Reagan was read in. What does that mean? That the powers that have got this working.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the expression. I, I used to check out this guy named Stephen Greer.


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[Assistant] And he uh, he had this disclosure project.


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[Assistant] That was really cooking right before 9-11. He had all these congressmen. He had all these insiders. I mean, guys that were on the crash retrievals and, and, and could be vetted.


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[Assistant] And they all were getting together. They were all getting on videotape. You can always check that out. Uh, all those videotapes are there on YouTube. Like it was the most organized effort I had ever seen.


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[Assistant] So we already have people questioning religion like crazy. Yeah. Recent generations. Then you throw.


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[Assistant] Everything you knew was wrong in there, but yeaah, we've been visited.


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[Assistant] You know, for millennia, maybe we've been engineered. Maybe it wasn't the garden of Eden. Maybe it was these cats, you know, tweaking monkeys. You know, there's an interesting angle argument I've heard that human beings are kind of a far-fetched idea to be evolved naturally because of the size of our heads.


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[Assistant] That is like anti-survival for this big head to try and pass through the birthing canal of an anthropoid. Like it is because, you know, for.


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[Assistant] Through history, before we had more medical science, a lot of women were not surviving childbirth.


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[Assistant] What is this big headed creature idea going?


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[Assistant] And that makes me think, well, if they've been tweaking us, isn't there evidence in our genes somewhere? And I've just heard rumors that it looks like our genes have been edited, but I really haven't been able to dig up anything really solid on that.


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[Assistant] But, uh, it should be in the genes, if, if we've been, you know, tinkered with, you would think.


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[Assistant] People saying that disclosure is happening now. That this, uh, what was it? ATIP?


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[Assistant] The program, uh, that's what the Harry Reid got his 12 million dollars to throw at. And then this guy Bigelow ties into that again because he's a big pal of Harry Reid, ex-Senator.


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[Assistant] A republican center, I believe. And they got this little program going, and there's something in there that Bigelow got some materials from a craft. Uh, there's actually...


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[Assistant] Who's on records saying that he was presented with materials to analyze that could not be of Earth origin.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Bob Lazar? No, it wasn't Bob Lazar, it was just some other guy recently. Okay. This came out recently. And the guy is like a legit scientist who contracts, consults with NASA and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] There's just so much stuff out there making you think about Independence Day. You know, there's another.


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[Assistant] Now there's another theory, and it's Dr. Stephen Greer gets behind this, that he, his insiders are saying that they want to use an alien threat as a way to consolidate power globally. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] They're gonna have some kind of scenario where it appears to be an alien invasion. Now I think that's pretty out there to try and pull that off on the work civilization as it is, but you can see somebody was thinking about it.


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[Assistant] The mayor of Phoenix who ridiculed the whole thing came out years later and said, you know, I thought it was the right thing to do was to defuse the situation by making fun of it, but hey, I saw it too.


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[Assistant] So here's the mayor of Phoenix saying, yeah, I saw this, you know, 200 foot wide triangle blotting out the stars drifting over Phoenix along with hundreds and hundreds of other people. I think that stuff's ours. I think the black triangle stuff is our stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they've been working on it for decades.


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[Assistant] And the other thing that gets me is people will say, well, I saw the lights there, but


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[Assistant] They were like regular lights, light filaments in them. And you're going...


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[Assistant] Well, that doesn't sound real alien to me, but a GE bulb, you know, in this thing. So something's really fishy.


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[Assistant] Are they from other dimensions? This is a big thing lately. Just in the last 10 years or so is the hyperdimensional aspect of these things.


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[Assistant] You know, the people are getting more and more, is it just nuts and bolts craft that come from somewhere else? Or are they phasing in from another dimension somewhere?


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[Assistant] You know they can dematerialize stuff and just send you through walls, so they know something about matter and energy we don't know. They say they increase your frequency or something, so then you just,


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[Assistant] But this stuff isn't that far-fetched. You know, we got MRI. What does MRI does?


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[Assistant] It takes every, all the atoms in your body spin.


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[Assistant] And they have an axis, a pole, north and south pole. And the MRI puts you in a strong magnetic field and all those atoms line up. And then they shock them with a pulse of energy. The energy bounces out and they get an image out of that.


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[Assistant] How to manipulate matter to a certain degree and we realize it's a more of an energy phenomena than some mechanical, you know, whirly gig or something. Give a civilization a 20,000 year lead on us.


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[Assistant] We like some big foot stuff. Gonna get those alien jeans where we be cranking out stable geniuses like crazy.


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[Assistant] I think the aliens are worried we're going to blow this place up. Because when did they really show up, right after nuclear testing? Because they're being ridiculous.


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[Assistant] And then you have the stories about them actually messing with our nuclear capability. Have you heard of that stuff?


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[Assistant] Go ahead, I'd like to hear your thoughts on it. Okay, we have all these ICBM places. I imagine we still have them. Uh, and here's the thing. There's an astronaut, uh, Cooper.


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[Assistant] He went on a Gemini thing. Before he was an astronaut, he was on one of these missile silo bases. And he's on record saying this stuff.


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[Assistant] And he's down in the silo, he's the guy on watch or something like that. And the patrols around the base is, hey, we're seeing these glowing lights flying around. Okay, keep an eye on him.


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[Assistant] Oh, hey, this one's landing right on the runway. Okay, film it. Cause it, eh, film, you know.


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[Assistant] Okay, second I was gone. Alright, bring the film down here. So here's an astronaut, Gordon Cooper. He says he sees this film. It's a UFO.


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[Assistant] It landed right on the runway on a nuclear...


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[Assistant] Top of the class, right stuff, astro fighter pilot guy on record. He's passed away recently.


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[Assistant] Uh, now about the missile bases, there were, uh, a number of incidences where the UFOs were sighted and all of a sudden all the missiles became inoperative. They had, I think they used to have hard drives on them and they said they spun down, shut off, and they could not figure out


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[Assistant] Anything could have gotten past all the cryptography and everything to do this. And then I think they spun some up ready to launch at another missile base. UFO sighted. Hey, look what we can do. And,


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[Assistant] I think that promoted another whole level of concern about, uh, in, in the powers that be.


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[Assistant] These guys are messing with our national security stuff. Nevermind they fly over our airspace, which is not allowed. You gotta identify yourself and all this stuff. Now they're showing us they can mess with our nuclear capability. You think that got somebody's attention? I think so too.


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[Assistant] Why the hell don't the aliens have the skill? All they have to do is show up at a Super Bowl or something like that. So obviously...


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[Assistant] People that have talked to aliens and say they would either start worshipping us,


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[Assistant] It's better than like having things put up your nose in other places.


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[Assistant] They found, there was a, before they acknowledged it was there, there was a submarine and in front of the submarine they got this whole sonar housing, which is like this big bulbous rubber thing, probably about that wide. And the submarine comes back after something bumped into it and there were these sucker marks on the rubber of this housing.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the gorillas, the highland gorillas. There were stories of these hairy monkey people that lived up in the jungles and the highlands and people with woodworm bullet buying that until they finally, Hey, look, here's a picture. They exist.


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[Assistant] There does seem to be a built in conservatism about, you know, just buying wild stories about stuff. It was probably healthy.


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[Assistant] This city council lady, she was avoc-


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[Assistant] And say, Hey, I saw this thing. How come we're not talking about it? And she was really going to bat. So she was really ticked off at the mayor. Even like when he talked about it later, like, yeah, how come you made all us look stupid? Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, he can't, he's on record. I saw it too.


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[Assistant] People. It was like they'd go to a hotel because they were going to a tractor convention or something and they'd dose them to see what would happen. Really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Any distance to get information, scientific information. If you got to depressurize people until they blow up. Ethics out the window. Yes. Who cares? The ends justifies the meme. And while we're at it, let's take all those Nazi scientists and bring them out to Los Alamos. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cold bag. It's a rich cornucopia of cryptids.


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[Assistant] I want to believe in aliens because it shows that some civilization didn't blow themselves up and were able to get out in space and have some fun. Is that a hopeful thing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I just wanna know fast. Do they eat? We gotta go. I don't think the cloney guys, the little greys, I don't think so. They don't have to eat. I heard a theory. Here's another one.


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[Assistant] They, cause they're out in space, they don't have toilets, they don't get food storage, they don't need all that. They put them in this container and they blast them with high intensity light. And they're like synthetic creatures anyway. And it charges up all their synthetic cells and they're good to go. I like that.


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[Assistant] I feel like for people that don't get it though, either way, you sell it so hard. We were like, hello folks. It's good. It's like, uh, it's fun.


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[Assistant] Bly- Brian! I said Blyan instead of Brian.


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[Assistant] Well that's the story behind the cake we had. We had that cake that was like, it was an accident and now it's like a crazy popular cake.


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[Assistant] Louisville gave us a giant sack, like a Santa Claus bag of clothes filled with popcorn, and we were also debating how long it could be, if he could, if Aaron could eat it in 24 hours. He said 48 hours. I said 24. So the problem, just serving


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[Assistant] I hit Brian with that bag. There's one photo somewhere of like me putting it on.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what, it is so fun that there's just a different nickname for each comment for you.


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[Assistant] So not the fun stuff. The SBs you're talking about.


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[Assistant] And if any of you guys want to market that, you could put it on Aaron's jacket and sell.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a professional. It's also like, makes it so like, you can't check your phone while you have headsets on. No. Hello?


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[Assistant] I would have loved it if somebody made it. You know, they were like, I'm here. If they go to it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I was a hundred thousand before people, my wife was like, I don't know if I want to be married to you, uh, with that kind of answer. So I'm, I'm going, no, she didn't say that. I don't even know.


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[Assistant] I like that Mick is passing along too instead of Nick. I like that.


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[Assistant] So far, the best train has been Cleveland. That was to literally where I'm in a two minute bit and I start and I'm talking, but I can't hear myself talk. So I just, I'm like, am I actually talking or it's just my mouth? Like, ah, and then you just get done.


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[Assistant] And you're like, okay, everyone's still okay. Like you just don't know at the end of it. That's the train is just so loud.


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[Assistant] Notre Dame stats though, boom, he's hitting us with 93.


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[Assistant] All of my information on baseball football is literally from 1992 to 1998.


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[Assistant] I think that was more of like, I'm gonna show you. Right?


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[Assistant] He'll still wear that jacket, the bush jacket every now and again.


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[Assistant] Who is it? Mike, uh, who's a videographer, who's with us on the road.


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[Assistant] That would like had a light and we're watching Halloween in an empty giant.


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[Assistant] There's just like, there's just a random car, like it was almost


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[Assistant] That could be you. I thought you were taller than you were too.


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[Assistant] When you said you were six feet tall, I was like, I was thinking he was like six, three or something. I was like, uh, cause part of me thought he was six feet. Exactly. No, you're taller than that. No, I'm about six feet. See, I would have thought he was like six, three, six, four. My head, I was like, he was a great football player.


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[Assistant] That's tough. I don't know. I feel like there's a tight end out there. Didn't Jim Gaffigan play Purdue? No.


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[Assistant] Purdue is like the school where you get like a big white tight end, where you're like, where'd he go? Purdue, he was, he played


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[Assistant] We made that normal though. If it's like, you, you, you, all the babies, there's like 200 babies in a little baby, you know, area. And let's put one here.


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[Assistant] Do you feel that about a dog too, when you got puppies and how you're picking out?


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[Assistant] It's always on. Yeah, the other, it seems more like he could just kind of blend in at a bank more. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Brian, I feel like would be like a teacher who would be like murdered in the school where they're like, all right, we're in the school. Let's kill Brian.


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[Assistant] I met her before a couple times, she's crazy nice. That's good. Did you get a vibe that she was born with both organs? No, I didn't.


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[Assistant] You know what's crazy impressive about her? I met her and this is like, you know, 15 years ago or around almost 10 years later. I see, see her again and I only met her. I was hung out there for like five, 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] She remembered my name. She was like, hey Nick. I was like, wow, that isn't, you know, it's a crazy memory.


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[Assistant] I still think Mr. Rogers was like a sniper though. Pardon me, that he had, I was so convinced by that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that he had all these tattoos and he was like, and it wasn't crazy, it just was, he was a Vietnam vet, his job was he was a sniper in there.


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[Assistant] And I was like, okay. You thought that made sense? It made sense. Cause it just sounded like, oh okay, maybe that was the case.


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[Assistant] Not snipers, but you know, they're like, oh wow, this is crazy. You're really, you know, in Vietnam Marine, you know, in a crazy battle. And he's just like a regular dude, not like.


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[Assistant] Crazy. I mean, not Mr. Rogers kind of tone.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh. But I believe hippos are the most dangerous animal.


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[Assistant] Little people are also, you know, we're little, so it's, could happen. I think I would die by hippo. If it was me and a hippo, I'd be dead.


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[Assistant] You know, then, then all of a sudden we're talking about Dumbo, or uh, not Dumbo, what's Pinocchio? Like inside the whale.


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[Assistant] We're all in a gang now from these drive ins.


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[Assistant] I'm going with the dwarf that got swallowed. Okay, you're picking the true one. Oh, the true one. Oh, I'm, I'm going mole people.


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[Assistant] Like I, I'm a hundred pounds. I'm not going inside anything. You know, like I'll be, I could be eating.


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[Assistant] I'm a good target to be like dead by like scratched or like bit.


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[Assistant] But that would be crazy, could you imagine just like having like 35 spiders where you're like


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[Assistant] Oh, excuse me a minute, I just gotta- You know, you just spit out like, six spiders.


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[Assistant] Is Wade like just a big time drinker? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] How many times did he go to the bathroom if he drank 107 beers on that flight?


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[Assistant] That's a lot of liquid. Like, imagine just how much you have to pee. That's what I'm thinking about.


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[Assistant] Who was the other, there was a pitcher, David, uh, Wells, who got smashed and I met him at the, I went to a Grammy's party and I met him and I was talking to him, hung out with him.


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[Assistant] I feel like how many people ask me, is it true that you got drunk and like, how many people will ask?


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[Assistant] He was partying all night from Saturday Night Live, and it was a, uh,


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[Assistant] It was a matinee, or a, you call it a matinee, or a day game.


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[Assistant] And he was out all night partying. He, by the way, loves to kind of tell stories about, you know, he loves it.


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[Assistant] That's where it gets sad. The first part of it is like, oh, that's funny. He thinks he's orange juice and he's like, he isn't a psych war. You're like, ah, now it didn't work out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's terrifying. If you have great shoes, I wonder if that'll protect you. Like the high top.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's protecting yourself. A lot of people do that protection.


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[Assistant] No, but it makes me, uh, I, I don't think I've ever.


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[Assistant] What, do you remember Halloween as kids? Like, there was like a, a crazy thing where it's like, you gotta check the candy. There was like a crazy fear when we were kids about there being like needles, razor blades, razor blades, and stuff.


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[Assistant] What if he gets like a metal detector and he's just like, shhh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you remember how great that was when you would get the king size crunch bar or something? It was just like...


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[Assistant] Ugh. Everybody be like, you're awful. Yeah. Vegetables. Here's the celery.


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[Assistant] He's like, look, look guys, just keep going. I know we really love Paul. He had never wrote a song. He's not done anything, but we just gotta keep this going. He did. Your Paul McCartney. 1967? 1966 I think.


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[Assistant] I've been to Elvis' house. It's Ricky, the bus driver's hometown, Tupelo. Tupelo.


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[Assistant] Some of those pirates, some of those pirates in those museums, they said that, uh, you know, that they


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[Assistant] Like, no one knows if they escaped and lived a life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just like at a playground, somebody was like, you know, you seem like whitey bulger.


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[Assistant] In Santa Monica. They caught him, uh, right? Wasn't it at a playground?


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[Assistant] Good job, Nick. Type his name. I love him. He's a great guy. He's funny, comic, nice guy.


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[Assistant] I was directed by, uh, a woman, Helen Schaefer, that was in the original, Amity Villahar. She's a TV director now, directing me in private practice.


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[Assistant] Honestly though, in my head, I'm like, is it just, can you see just like a hologram or is it like, this is just like somebody in a full outfit.


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[Assistant] There was in my, uh, parent's house growing up, there was one little area where like my brothers, where all our rooms were and you had to go around this little corner. And I would always be kind of like freaked out around that area. Cause like when, when it'd be cold, you feel like the different.


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[Assistant] Uh, the heater or the air. So I was always kind of scared and I'm on crutches like right after surgery and I'm going by it.


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[Assistant] And my brother came out and was like, huh, and scared me. And I just hit him like with the crutch. I just nailed him like in the instinct. Cause I was like, it's a ghost. I don't want to die. It's something. It just felt like it was something. And I just nailed him.


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[Assistant] Even Elon Musk starts going on like crazy stuff about that, the parallel universe.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Wasn't there a song called Bloody Mary? I mean, you would play the game.


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[Assistant] It must be, but I'm telling you though, there was not, cause there's a light. There's just a light. It's, you would see it without saying it a couple of times, but like, yeah.


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[Assistant] There you go. That's a better, uh, that's a good one.


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[Assistant] That's a movie I don't think I'll ever see. It just always felt so creepy to me. And it's just like, I just don't think I'll ever watch it. Cause I'm like, you know what? It'll be fun tonight to watch that movie.


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[Assistant] I think I was like 18. I still don't like being in like a late at night in a hallway in a hotel by myself because of that movie.


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[Assistant] No, did not. There is all these crazy stories about like the partying that went on in the Wizard of Oz.


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[Assistant] But here's the thing, a lot of times when it's like me and other little people, like I've done some of these movies with other little people when we're in like a, you know, Vancouver for a couple months.


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[Assistant] And people are like, Oh my God, they were so crazy. You guys were nuts that night. And we're like, you were just, we had like a couple of beers. Maybe we had like one beer and we were watching like football in the bar. And they're like, these guys party like wild. It's, it's like, I think.


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[Assistant] I know all kinds of stories about it.


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[Assistant] The fact is there was nothing really crazy. I don't think anyone hugged himself.


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[Assistant] The stories are, I mean, there, there definitely were, there were people that like, yeah, I'm like, I'm an expert. Nothing really happened.


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[Assistant] But mostly it was just them kind of getting together and meeting each other and they would drink or something at night, but all this stuff with like Judy Garland was like, ah, this one guy was hitting on me or grabbing my butt and it's like, it was all made up crazy stuff.


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[Assistant] But it wasn't, it wasn't the case. It was just like they would hang out and they would drink though. So there was like a bar that you could like walk to. So people would like, it was the first time you see little people. It's not like now or you can go to little people convention or you meet people on the internet. They had never seen little people.


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[Assistant] So it was like they were hooking up and romancing. I think one little person, huh? 1938. 1938? One of the little people did have like a gun or a knife or something and was like gonna kill like another one, like was like, like, getting crazy.


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[Assistant] I'm an expert in this. And they were treated great. They were treated great. They were lucky, dude.


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[Assistant] There was a guy, Jerry Marin, uh, who was in that and he, uh, he like the rest of it, he ended up becoming like the, uh, Oscar Meyer winner guy. And, uh, and he just passed away a couple of years ago, but had all kinds of money cause he bought up all this land.


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[Assistant] Like used his money to buy land in LA. He's like the smartest dude ever. He's like the smartest guy. And so there, and there was a lot of other people that were like, you know.


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[Assistant] Billy Bardi, who's my hero, was too young to be in it. But Jerry Maron, I think he wasn't even old enough. He just kind of was like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] One guy was like, look, you're, I am your master. You will do this trick. Other guy created Little People of America.


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[Assistant] I, I, I want, we could play this 65 times, I won't see it. Yeah, I'm sure too. I don't think Nick's found the TV in the room, so.


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[Assistant] No, I haven't. I remember being a kid and my uncle being like, that house is haunted. And we were like, okay, let's not go there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like that. The fun ones where it's like a ride, you know, like a haunted hayride.


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[Assistant] That sounds pretty awful. Yeah. We need a blood sample.


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[Assistant] We wanna punch you in the face, we can. Sign this. Sounds pretty awesome.


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[Assistant] What if somebody has like a awful scar on their face? Like we had a great time, but I am missing like a little bit of my cheek.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's Snopes. According to Snopes. It's the website.


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[Assistant] All right. Um, circus hippo eats dwarf. All right. Easy guys. This is, uh, have you heard this? I haven't heard it.


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[Assistant] I think I was almost, I thought you were going to go for it.


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[Assistant] No, I don't. No. Alright, so, well let's just show it to you. Good old Tom Selleck.


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[Assistant] You know this movie, Three Minute Baby? Three Minute Baby, I know. Look great, uh, Ted Danson, Tom Selleck.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what you had in mind, right? Yeah. 1960s jazz slang.


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[Assistant] He mailed, uh, those shirts to my house yesterday and I came home and my wife said, you have a package here for Burger King Bates? Oh, that's uh, yeaah. I was like, I bet I know what it is. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Putting the G on the first syllable when it's supposed to be on the second syllable. Penguin.


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[Assistant] This is our, she's apologizing for people behind the scenes that she heard about. I'm like, we're doing it in real time and it's Ellen that's doing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was it. There were some incidents. Yeah. What happened? So my contact was messing up and it was, uh, I was trying to adjust my contact and I couldn't see.


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[Assistant] So I say, you drive the car and he's like, okay. And he slid over and my sunglasses are there and he just crushed them. They went in a million pieces and my contact, I couldn't get it back in. So the rest of the day I had to play. I couldn't see. And the sun was just blinding me the whole time in my eyes. And no hat. Uh, no, I had a hat on. Oh, you did. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, we have to do something else. Maybe an IQ test or something.


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[Assistant] Wait, that's like, Ms. Pat? Yea. I mean, that's basically, I had to follow Ms. Pat once and that's basically what it was. I mean, she's been shot. She's been, she's just had the craziest thing.


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[Assistant] Yes, uh, I was at the laughing skull lounge in Atlanta and nobody wanted to follow her, but I was the guy visiting from out of town. So last minute they said, Hey, I miss Pat. She wants to go ahead and going up now. I'm the one we're going to say, of course. And she just destroyed with some of the funniest raunchiest


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[Assistant] No, but I added him because a lot of the images of pirates we have come from, you know, the wooden, the peg leg. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think it was called, was it Grog? There was one drink that they all drink, it says.


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[Assistant] Uh, quietly backed by England, Captain Morgan made a name for himself by successfully leading a Jamaican fleet that disrupted Spain's power in the Caribbean.


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[Assistant] While it's rumored that he might have terrorized as many as 400 ships during his career, his most impressive accomplishment was raiding a fluent Panama city with 30 ships and 1200 men.


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[Assistant] And I think a lot of, uh, pirates wearing back sometimes by


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[Assistant] Countries by governments. If you're at war with another country, they wanted pirates just to mess with them. So sometimes I think countries would, you know, do it and then you might be in good favor with them when you need some help. You're used as mercenaries kinda? Yea, kinda. They wanted you to mess with other countries.


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[Assistant] Alright, Captain Hook, he's not real, he's from Peter Pan, but I put him on there, cause again, a lot of people with the hook hand, the patch of the eye,


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[Assistant] I feel like there's a lot of images of a hook hand maybe being a real person, but yeah, but it's not, but he wasn't. Yes. Um, did pirates bury treasure? Um, in reality, pirates burying treasure was rare. The only pirate known to have actually buried treasure was William Kidd, who's believed to have buried some of his wealth near Long Island before sailing into New York city.


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[Assistant] He'd hoped that the treasure could serve as a bargaining chip in negotiation to avoid punishment. He was wrong. He was hanged as a pirate.


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[Assistant] And over the years many people have claimed to have found maps and other clues that led to the pirate treasure or claim historical maps were actually treasure maps, but these claims are not supported by scholars.


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[Assistant] I thought buried treasure was like a common thing, I thought pirate ships were a common thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they, uh, should loan it to different museums and you see different.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, like the Frist in Nashville brings in certain things sometimes.


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[Assistant] From what I read, it was a lot like what Nate said. They weren't stacking up riches. They were just going from town to town, stealing some supplies, hooking up with women, drinking.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the most likely origin of parents on pirate ships was centered on the trade of parrots as an exotic animal.


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[Assistant] During the golden age of piracy, there was well established business and trade of exotic animals, including parents, parrots as royalty in Europe.


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[Assistant] It was basically just like a status symbol. So they probably did have some, uh, just because they would steal exotic animals. Monkeys too. Monkeys was a big thing. Yeah. Um.


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[Assistant] They, uh, they like black cats. They thought it brought good luck on the ship. And it took care of the mice.


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[Assistant] This is pretty interesting. Some assume pirates wear eye patches to cover a missing eye or eye that was wounded in battle, which I would have thought. But in fact, an eye patch was more likely to be used to condition the eye so the pirate could fight in the dark.


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[Assistant] If a pirate was fighting on deck in the sunlight, then he had to continue the fight under the deck while it was usually pretty dark, whereas usually pretty dark. It could take too long for their eye to adjust and for the pirate to be able to see. The eye patch could be used to prepare one eye to see in the dark.


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[Assistant] So when they go below deck, they could swap the eyepatch from one eye to the other and see with the eye that already adjusted to low light conditions. This would allow them to instantly see in the dark. That's pretty good.


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[Assistant] There's no proof that pirates ever made their enemies and victims walk the plank.


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[Assistant] Real pirates during the 17th and 18th centuries were fond of


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[Assistant] Equally unpleasant punishments such as flogging and marooning.


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[Assistant] I think Pirates of the Caribbean movies touched on a lot of these things and one of the things they do in their, uh, he would say parlay.


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[Assistant] And that's like, that was a real thing apparently, like if you're about to be killed, I guess, or, uh, executed and you could say that and it would earn you a chance to meet with the ship's captain or something.


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[Assistant] Plead your case, I guess. So apparently that was a real thing that people would do. That's fun. You could just yell parlay.


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[Assistant] In Pirates of the Caribbean, he would. I don't know if it was quite that, but they had a pirate code.


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[Assistant] So basically if you got caught robbing, you would get your ears in no slit and then they'd maroon you. So you shouldn't do that.


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[Assistant] Well, this was just like Black Bart's house rules. So Black Bart, pretty strict. I think he knew it was trouble.


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[Assistant] Uh, no striking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on shore at sword and pistol. So basically no fighting until you got to the, yeah.


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[Assistant] No man to talk of breaking up their way of living till each had shared one thousand pounds.


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[Assistant] I think that's right. Yeah. If you lose a limb, I think you get a little bit more. Yeah. So they had a healthcare plan.


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[Assistant] Night time's harder. Night time's harder.


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[Assistant] Uh, the captain and quartermaster received two shares of a prize. The master boatswain and gunner, one share and a half. And other officers, one and a quarter.


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[Assistant] So I guess that's just basic rules on how much you're getting paid. And the last one, the musicians to have rest on the Sabbath day, but the other six days and nights, none without special favor.


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[Assistant] Uh, so pirates today, there's still pirates today. Uhm, the Mexican cartels have pirates. A turf war between rival drug cartels for control of Falcon Lake began in March 2010 and has led to a series of armed robberies and shootings.


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[Assistant] The lake is near the Mexico, Texas border near the Rio Grande river. All that tax recreated to the Los Zados cartel.


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[Assistant] occur primarily on the Mexican side of the reservoir within side of the Texas coast.


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[Assistant] So-called pirates operate fleets of small boats designed to seize fishermen and smuggle drugs.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Samaria is the one that I think most of us think about. Yeah. Uh, cause Captain Phillips. Yeah.


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[Assistant] In the early 2000s, Somalia pirates began hijacking commercial vessels.


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[Assistant] They were, uh, badly affected by poverty and government corruption, so there was little political motivation to deal with the crisis.


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[Assistant] Large numbers of unemployed Somali youth began to see it as a means of supporting their families. However, by 2013,


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[Assistant] Uh, the US Office of Naval Intelligence reported that only nine vessels had been attacked during the year.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And captain Phillips, the first time they didn't, they didn't catch them. Remember they released all that water.


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[Assistant] But they had ways to kind of like stop them, but they eventually just got around them and got on with it.


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[Assistant] And not in Samai, I think, I think it's just really poor young men.


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[Assistant] I'm always amazed by trains. Like, what are they transporting and where are they going?


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[Assistant] In 2016, former fishermen became pirates.


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[Assistant] Uh, Pirates of the Future, if anyone was wondering.


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[Assistant] By 2050, cargo ships are likely to be fully automated without human crews.


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[Assistant] Such ships are already being built and will likely be standard in 30 years.


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[Assistant] Stealing without killing will certainly be more romantic than taking hostages or killing crews.


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[Assistant] Pirates weapons should not be aimed at hurting people, but rather at hacking AI and disabling automated defense systems, including armed drones.


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[Assistant] Yeah, basically. Electrical weapons make more sense than guns or cutting or bludgeoning weapons. A major issue may be avoiding capture or destruction by supersonic drones directed to sites of pirate attacks.


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[Assistant] That's what it said about Somalia. At first they were just holding very small, uh, boats for ransom and then they started seeing how much money they could make and then they went for the big vessels.


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[Assistant] I don't, I mean it didn't work for Captain Phillips because that was the one American one that they captured and they held them.


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[Assistant] And the movie kind of shows like what these young men's lives were like before they did this. You know, they're not just terrible people that just want to get rich.


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[Assistant] Just happened. In the 1990s, International Talk Like a Pirate Day was invented as a parody holiday celebrated on September 19th.


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[Assistant] This holiday allows people to let out their inner pirate and to dress and speak as pirates are stereotypically portrayed to have dressed and spoken.


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[Assistant] International Talk Like a Pirate Day has been gaining popularity throughout the internet since its founder set up a website which instructs visitors in pirate speak.


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[Assistant] We need to talk about the Jolly Roger, that's the skull and crossbones.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and pirates did fly those, you know, fly, I don't know, I don't know why it's called the Jolly Roger, but that's what that flag's called. Blackbeard did not, he had his own. Oh, it's his.


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[Assistant] It was also pretty scary, but, uh.


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[Assistant] Was it the- So they did the sc- the scone ball was about the only thing that was real. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Blackbeard was, he was really, Blackbeard, they had the long black beard and he would put hemp in his beards and set it on fire to scare people. Pulled up.


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[Assistant] You'd be good at moving supplies and stuff. Like you could bounce the tires off the chest.


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[Assistant] And it wasn't like, uh, like a gang that you initiated and you're in it for life. A lot of these pirates would do it maybe one journey and then they move on to something else. Yeah, they kind of go.


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[Assistant] What's up everybody? This is Nate Barghetti, the Nate Land podcast. Uh, I'm here also because I was told to introduce you all. That's what, you know, someone said.


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[Assistant] Make sure we keep introducing everybody, because no one knows who you guys are. That's what they said. That's what they specifically pointed you out, Aaron. Uh, no.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm Nate, this is Aaron Weber, Brian Bates, uh, so welcome to the show. Uh, the show's been doing good so far. It's been fun, I think. We've got good.


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[Assistant] Good responses, uh, people have been, so far people have been nice. I don't think anybody's been mean or...


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[Assistant] You know, uh, that's all you're going for at this point, just not to be mean. I don't know. But it's been, uh, wonderful.


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[Assistant] Last week we did an episode, uh, on the money episode.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just be like, you just that guy, and he says, we're gonna start it. Uh, if it's just me, I make sure the rebuttals are what I want them to be. Uh, it's like a dictatorship. Like I'll just run, I run all the media, uh.


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[Assistant] But they, someone should, they do a podcast, every, say they listen to every podcast, they're like, here's my thoughts on all their, you know, it's like commenting on podcasts.


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[Assistant] We, so we did get, we did pull some comments, uh, from NateLand, make sure you go to NateLand, all the social media, NateLand podcast, uh, if you want to get a hold of us. That's the best place to get it. I know a lot of people do my social media. I don't have social on my phone anymore. I still see some of it, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've been waiting for this response. Who have you ever, didn't we talk about responding to someone? I have very, my, a very funny, uh.


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[Assistant] About being like overly excited about something. I got, uh, one time I got interviewed by TMZ when I landed at LAX and it was, I mean, clearly nobody's there. So, and I, the guy, I was getting picked up and so the car service had my name.


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[Assistant] And so I think the guy just like, obviously at first I'm like, wow, he just, how did he know I was fine? And it's like, there's a guy with my name, like, you know, the guy's just at the airport and he's just looking at names. And then, so he Googled me and then asked, he was just walked me to the car and was asking, he was like, Hey, this team's, I was so shocked by it. Like I was, it was not even.


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[Assistant] And I've seen it. I've been with guys that are big, where like, I've seen them come up.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, I was with David Spade once and he got, he got kind of pounded outside this restaurant.


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[Assistant] And then I had one guy that kinda knew me, out of that David Swig, and it was his first day. That's what he told me. It was his first day at TMZ.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, well, you need to, you don't need to be talking to me, man. If you want to make it in this business, David Spade is right there. You should go, what are you doing? Uh, I'm just giving him advice on how to. Well, he's practicing on you. He just gave it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you need to come out. This is the guy we hired. This is the guy. Yeah. Who is this? Uh, but the guy at LAX, so he walked with me and was just asking, he walked me to the car and I talked the whole time. And I honestly think about that when he, he left me.


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[Assistant] At the end of it, he was like, alright man, I was like, you sure we got everything? You wanna do a couple more? Like, uh, you wanna ride with me? Where are you going, dude? You need a ride somewhere? Like, I'm just, he's like, nah, I think I'm fine, dude. I think we got it. I think we got it. And then...


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[Assistant] So that's what, and all we're saying is very engaged on social media if you reach out to the Nate Land podcast.


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[Assistant] So we were looking at some of the comments, so, uh, we're gonna go through some people commented on the last week's episode. Uh, one of them, apparently Aaron, is unbelievable at the piano. You were downplaying it.


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[Assistant] And I've, uh, I've seen Aaron play piano. Boy can play, uh, out of them keys. And he said, I'm serious. What, uhm, so you can play the piano really good?


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[Assistant] We do have a piano down, so my daughter's taking piano lessons. Do you really? Yea. I'll play it later.


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[Assistant] Alright, we'll show a little Instagram stories. There you go. Uh, so check that out and you can see Aaron playing the piano. See if this guy is right. Okay. You better come out the gate. That's a really nice comment. Thank you. Whoever wrote that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Another one, uh, someone commented that they used to live around the corner from Brad Pitt.


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[Assistant] I'd see him in the grocery store, out walking alone, always said hey, or stopped to chat about whatever, a totally regular guy. There's a big difference between celebrities and people who act for a living. So we talked about Brad Pitt as he mows his own grass.


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[Assistant] I, uh, that's pretty cool. I liked it. I liked that Brad Pitt comes out. You know, you can tell when a celebrity you feel like they're like, Oh, I bet he's like a regular dude.


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[Assistant] I'm not, and even the, we're, we're joking about him not, of course he doesn't mow it on the grass, can't do anything, but you can tell when, you know, like, cause sometimes when guys, people come to celebrities, I think they can become like monsters, like they're just,


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[Assistant] They're delusional. They're just, I don't know, they have that personality. And I mean, not that we, we don't know Brad Pitt at all, but like just when you see interviews and you see him talk, you're like, Oh, I bet he's a, you know what? I could tell he was a cool dude. You ever see the Jackass thing where he, he went on Jackass. I don't remember when they were on MTV.


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[Assistant] And, uh, he agreed to do this. So he goes to Pink's hot dog and, uh, he's standing in line and you see people kind of looking at him like, oh, that's crazy. It's Brad Pitt just getting a hot dog. And then the Jackass crew pulls up in a van and kidnaps him.


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[Assistant] I do remember that. They go, should you look it up on YouTube, it's outdoor hot dog stand. And I mean truly, like he, it's the greatest acting in the world. Like, uh.


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[Assistant] Those people are like, we're a part of history. Our most famous celebrity just got kidnapped. Wow. For him to agree to do that. And then that, I mean, just the commitment to do. I love, I'm a big fan of commitment. If you see someone committing.


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[Assistant] Like where, uh, I really am, like something like that acting. Cause it's very easy to be like, dude, I'm not gonna, I'll, I'll kind of pretend like you grabbed me. Like for him to be grabbing the top of the vans, like screaming like that.


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[Assistant] One guy kind of did. You know, that's like when you see, uh, anything and everybody's like, they're like, why didn't you go in to help? And you're like, dude, any crazy moment someone's in, you're not, you can't imagine you're seeing the moment. You know what I mean? You're not.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like when anybody says, why, if I was there, I would, you're like, dude, you probably wouldn't have. You have no idea. Like what would it, you just, you can't.


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[Assistant] Wrap your head around what's happening. No one, I mean, how many like times do, uh, anybody see anything like something like a kidnapping or like, I mean a murder, like any of that stuff. You just, uh, most people, it's almost like you have lottery odds of actually witnessing that kind of act. And so you don't think that could ever happen.


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[Assistant] I mean, you think they would be like, okay, maybe, alright. Yeaah, I can see that. I'm listening. Like Brad Pitt is like, oh, OJ robbed me. Come on. You tell me OJ is going to do something like that? Is that what you're trying to tell me? OJ, all the stuff I've seen him do, you're going to tell me that he's going to rob you. You're like, well, it's kind of, I mean, it's possible.


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[Assistant] Two more little quick comments. The other one is, why do rental companies charge so much for gas? This guy used to work at, uh, Hertz. Rental places charge so much for gas because you're paying for the labor of them sending someone to fill it up at the car at the gas station so it's full for the next customer.


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[Assistant] And I get that, but I, do they, you're paying, I guess you're paying for that labor.


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[Assistant] I just wish you could give the, it should be like, you have to give the guy 20 bucks. That's what I think would be better than charging. Like, like it's normal gas prices, but if you do it, there's a $20 fee that goes straight to the kid that has to go fill it.


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[Assistant] It's like six dollars, well it's probably like six dollars a gallon to fill it up, so whatever that is. Really? Is it that high? For, if you wait. Yeaah. And they, you know. So it's like, you can do, like, I, that's what it's saying, Avis does a thing now, you can just pre, you gotta just send it to them empty, but you, if you click it before and say like, I want them to fill it up, uh, you don't have to pay that.


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[Assistant] But you're like already agreeing to like do that. Okay. But I, you know, I'd rather just give the guy 20 bucks.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I bet you could do that. I bet you could be like, Hey, I didn't fill it up, but here's a 20. Just under the table. Under the table 20. Yeah. I willing, I bet anything you can do that. And they'd be like, all right, thanks. And they would just go fill it up. I mean, there, there's no way for the, you know, they're going to a regular gas station. It's not like they're going to a special.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could have seen that. Like at the airport they even have like a thing that fills up gas.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I thought it was. I could see that, but I bet you could go just give the guy 20 bucks. I think someone should try it. Everybody.


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[Assistant] Yeah. If you can, if you can get away with the 20, you can do, you can get a lot of, a lot of extra out of it. Last one. Why do some gas stations charge more for gas? Most gas stations that are absurdly expensive don't hold as much gas as other stations. So they're run out faster, but charge more to overcompensate. I mean, I don't know. Why can you not just have more gas? I guess they don't have enough pumps.


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[Assistant] Oh, my buddy texted me the, the, uh, the, the gas thing that he did, the one that I was talking about that's in, uh, California, that's in like Beverly Hills. That's so crazy. Yeah. But I don't know yet. Like that, it doesn't seem like a good business, you know, I don't know if I can find this, but it doesn't seem like a good business thing.


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[Assistant] Why would you do that? You know? It doesn't matter. Did you purposely skip the first two?


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[Assistant] No, I didn't see them because the other ones were black. Uh, so yes. Why is Nate's hand so orange? Iodine? There's two comments, yea. And does Nate wear hand makeup? Uh, I do not.


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[Assistant] I have been golfing a ton, and in the sun...


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[Assistant] Absurd amount of time. So that's why I would say you don't wear gloves. I don't wear gloves. You know, my Connie central presents. So a big thing to do when I was in, uh, out of high school and I did it till probably I was like 28 is you'd wear rubber bands around your wrist.


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[Assistant] And it was like Kevin Garnett did it, like Charles Bart, all these NBA players did it. And so it was a huge thing to do. So I wore them.


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[Assistant] Until, I mean, honestly, like 28 years old, it was, I, I was like, I remember being 27 going, I just don't see how, why I would ever take these rubber bands off. I was that committed to where anybody would get caught. Like my wife's hair, my wife, I mean, she's dating like a child or married. We were married. She's married to a child. I used to also wear, uh, I would under every pair of,


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[Assistant] So if I had jeans on, I would have shorts, boxers, I mean boxers, shorts, and then my jeans. And if I had shorts on, I would have boxers and then two pairs of shorts. Why? I did that. I don't know. It just was like, we did it in high school. It was a big thing to wear. I have no idea. I can't imagine having that much room.


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[Assistant] I had, you know, I have all the room in the world. Uh, it's. If a basketball game broke out, you'd be ready. I've had a situation where we were playing basketball and a guy go, I don't have shorts. And I go, and I swear to you, I gave him my outer shorts. I go, lucky for you, my friend. I have an extra pair on me and literally on me. And then I gave him those pairs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, I mean, I don't know, I don't know the reasoning behind why, you know, it was like, it was cool to do.


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[Assistant] Cause they would just see the rubber bands, and it looked like, you know, like it was the top. The end of it. Oh, okay. So it looked like, so people watched at Comedy Central Presents, and just been like, this comic wears latex gloves when he performs.


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[Assistant] That I did it. So no, I don't know if there aren't there. I mean, do they look orange? I don't know if it may be lighting the table can make it look more orange. I'm also extremely tan. I was going to say you just got a tan. You've been outside playing golf. I got a solid, solid tan.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then I got a great golfers. I mean, it's like my feet are just looks like I have socks on.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, so that's it. So yeaah, alright. Those are the questions. So, uh, yeaah, if you, when you watch an episode, you feel like you wanna get something out on your chest, you know, just hit us up and, uh, we're, we'll go through it. Alright.


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[Assistant] I could see, I could, I could, I could see, I can kinda see it and I would understand if...


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[Assistant] Stuart got upset about the comment. Like I would be on Stuart, like, like that's one where you would, the Stuart would be like, all right, man, like I do, that's, you're crazy. That's what he would say. And he would be, you know, offended. He's got more hair.


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[Assistant] My parents watched it. It's the biggest show in America. It's the biggest show. There's, there's some, there is some great, uh, there's some stuff, there's some episodes that are unbelievable. They did some, what was it, they broke down like Star Wars or something. It was Raiders of the Lost Ark. Raiders of the Lost Ark, they like broke it down. It like changed.


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[Assistant] It was like a huge thing that they, they, cause they explained it in some, you know, nerdy way or whatever and people like went crazy about it. But it was a huge show. I mean, shows, sitcoms, multichime, sitcoms, still, still alive and doing great. I mean, it's an enormous show.


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[Assistant] I like, I get this one too, but I think that Jamie guy just really looks, I think he's jacked.


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[Assistant] That's why. You think so? I honestly do. When you see those commercials, like if he wears like short sleeves, I'm pretty sure he's like pretty jacked.


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[Assistant] And I mean, yeaah. If these, these two guys, I think it would be more if they said,


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It happened to you, yeaah. It's crazy it's gotten to him. That's when you can tell it's a close resemblance.


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[Assistant] When then, when, when it's gotten to, when it, when it gets to, uh, him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's getting, well he's starting, it's going to, it's going to come back down for him. Once you start doing that and he, and he, he remains a big dude. I get it. I can't wear unbuttoned things like.


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[Assistant] So like him doing that, in that look on, uh, I've seen that, I know a lot of guys that do that, where they leave their button down to the chair. Like you're, you see it more where you're like, I shouldn't see this this much. That's what I always think when I see guys.


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[Assistant] Unbuttoned, I think. I shouldn't, I should be like, oh, I don't know if I've seen someone, that's my comment. And it should be like, no, I've, I've acted, I actively see people, guys do that.


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[Assistant] And it's like older guys, you know, it's, if it's, if they're 20, it's one thing, you know, that's completely different.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't, I do some shirts with that. I'll go like this one is like half. Yeah, you button up though. I feel uncomfortable when it's like that.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I mean, I could see. I could definitely see that. Alright.


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[Assistant] Well, everything's a little too long. Uh, that's the coni-


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[Assistant] From friends? From friends. I would get that, like, early on, like, uh, you know, like, before I had a beard or anything, like back my early, when you ever see my videos I post on Instagram, the ones that are always old, like I would get it back then, and then I don't, I don't remember what else.


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[Assistant] I can get Aaron Paul sometimes. I remember, uh, when I did the Tonight Show, I'd get Aaron Paul.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Nick Novicki, my buddy Nick, little person, uh, was on


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[Assistant] I was in Sopranos with him. When he auditioned for it, Nick was staying at my house and he, my wife auditioned with him. Uh, like we'd read the, she'd read the lines with him. Uh, and then cause he do the, he was on that, he was on the other. AJ Soprano was his name on there.


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[Assistant] I mean you probably started it, if that's, if they're going to do that. They sought him out, that's for sure.


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[Assistant] That honestly could. That could be some kind of tie, you know. And he had two thumbs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, that's pretty wild. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's uncanny. That's crazy. That looks like if I posted that picture and said I'm doing a movie. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean I would say like if you have, uh, I mean that guy that you just showed. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Like that has to be. You talking about the old guy? Yea, my, my guy. My silver war guy. Yea, yea, yea. The guy that started the U.S. Dakota war.


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[Assistant] On this in general, how is stuff even happening?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wonder how many there in like, how could you ever in a million years?


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[Assistant] It's like the thing that like, you know, like, uh, there was a, like a cop can tell if you're drunk or not. There was like your eye, like your eyes, if there's any hesitation. Oh, really? Like when they do the thing, if you have a, if it's not, if there's a pause, then that's how they can tell. Oh, interesting. And like, so it's like that, like that's, I mean, like it's, it's something so like, that's like a thing that you would never,


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[Assistant] Like you didn't, I didn't know that. So you're thinking, well, what are they doing? How do they know? And you're like, well, if there's something that obvious.


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[Assistant] Like you're trying to be still and stare at the person and all this. And all he needs to see is like a little hesitation when you follow the pen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so this episode is like, we kind of thought about that. We're like, cause we were talking about, you get brought up who you look like, especially when we started this and people started saying what we look like in doppelgangers and then got us thinking about like being twins and you know, like who do we have all these people that look alike? So it is, we watched


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[Assistant] I watched it last night, three identical strangers, which we should post to tell people to watch it if they want to watch it. It's on Hulu.


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[Assistant] Okay, I watched it on Amazon Prime. Yea, me too. I watched it on Hulu last night and it kept stopping.


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[Assistant] For some reason my Hulu, every 30 minutes it would just go black and then I'd have to wait. Amazon Prime was fine. Yea, I almost didn't make it through it. But I actually kept doing it. They weren't ads? I mean they have ads. I know. Maybe that's why. Was it? No, I don't know.


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[Assistant] They, uh, they would just, they'd go black screen. And then if I'd left it on, it would cut back on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he, no, cause he enrolled in this college and then everybody's like, Eddie, they keep calling him by his name. He's like, girls are kissing him. And he's like, just a guy, his name is Bobby. And he's like, I don't know what's going on.


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[Assistant] And then the guy says, no, you look like, and they just, it's according to like, maybe it's just for the storytelling of it, but it seemed, but I mean, I'd imagine if you're that convinced, you are going to be like, we got to go figure this out now. If everyone's saying it, everybody's saying it. And they drove to Eddie's house.