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[Assistant] Cause you're like, well, they didn't, they didn't pay attention. And that, I mean, paying attention is everything. Just pay attention. You get through life.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, I, I love talking about it. We would end up going on for another year. So we're do, uh, we're do another, uh, we're do a life hack episode.


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[Assistant] Maybe we'll do one next. Yeah. Yeah. Record one extra right now. So maybe we'll do another Life Facts cause I enjoy talking about it. Yeah. Uh, yeah. That's what, you know, that's what I bring to life. You're someone that is just.


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[Assistant] I mean, you're, you're a cow on the, like just look at the butt in front of you and just walk, walk, walk, walk until it's your turn to be slaughtered. And then.


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[Assistant] You know, um, a cow sticks its head up and goes, hey, I don't think we're going.


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[Assistant] On the pod? On the pod. Nice. Oh, okay. Mike, we haven't made a, it hasn't been a full full announcement on this yet, so I don't, but I'll tell you guys.


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[Assistant] The idea of it hopefully doing Neyland Productions and, uh, I'm producing, uh, and directing Mike Vacchione's special. It's awesome, man. And, uh, so it's gonna, it's on April 19th. I think we're doing two shows. Uh, we haven't made a full, full on.


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[Assistant] A big announcement, I will make a big announcement. Tickets are for sale. So if you do want to go, Vecchione is one of the funniest comedians.


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[Assistant] Uh, and you know, it's like, and he, you know, Vecchione's always been a comic, like, I don't want this to be the real reasoning of like, you know, it's like, if you like, but if you, if you're here for what I do, for the, the aspect of it being clean or the act of this not being heavy and not being,


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[Assistant] I want to end up being like, well, if Nate lands on it, then you can know that if you are, if you like what I would do, then I'm going to give you that.


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[Assistant] I'll be able to give you, I mean, this is all new and, you know, but I'm, so Nate, Nate Land's attached to it. It's like, you will know. And like, it's like, I think with Vecchione is like, we're giving you the comedy that's not.


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[Assistant] You know, sometimes a clean comedy can be, it's not a bad thing, but it can be corny, it can be, it can be labeled as all these other kind of things. Where ours will not be labeled, it's not being about being labeled clean, it's just, it is, it's just trying to be funny and we do it this way, which is just a different way.


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[Assistant] We're just doing it a different way and so we're not competing with the other people doing it the other way.


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[Assistant] No difference of that. So, Vecchione's got a special, uh, together that he, and he'll be able to do it like that. And it's, it's going to be. Awesome. Unreal. Vecchione's someone that deserves all of this. Uh, someone I can get behind wholeheartedly. I started with him 20 years. I mean, it's.


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[Assistant] There's not many better than him. No one's as fun as, I mean, it's, it's, he's just a seasoned, seasoned comedian. And it's, uh.


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[Assistant] And so I want you to, uh, you know, so, uh, yeah, you're hearing it now. We've not made it. I've not like posted on social. I'm not going to be, I don't know when I'll be posting it, but the tickets are on sale for that. Uh, and that'll be my first special. I'm directing it. Uh, so what does that mean exactly?


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[Assistant] You gotta get one of those chairs. I gotta get one of those chairs. I mean, it's, I believe it's the shots. It's knowing like what to do and like that stuff. I mean, there's, we're doing it with 800 pound gorilla as well. And like, so there's like, so they know how to do this kind of stuff. So I'm not going in blind. I'm going with a company that this is what they do.


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[Assistant] Uh, so it's, I'm there, I'm relying on them a lot for the help, but I want to just start this kind of idea and this process to be like, I think stuff we can create eventually, you know, who knows, like eventually not only shows, movies, like whatever it can be is like to be, create this kind of thing that


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[Assistant] Whatever you're here, the reason you're here is like we just wanted to give you that.


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[Assistant] But I was not expecting to make that big, you know, but that, that, yeah, don't.


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[Assistant] Is, uh, but that's the future and the idea with that. I'll have a much more announcement. That might be probably the same kind of thing. And it could be six months from now. I mean, I don't know about you. That's my plan, but I'm telling you, you guys here at Nailin.


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[Assistant] I'll get it here first. So just keep it between all of us. Uh, yeah, that's it. You have dates?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll be in, uh, Indianapolis. If you're listening to this on Wednesday, any of us, I believe it's tonight, uh, Indianapolis and then.


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[Assistant] Evansville, then two more Indianapolis and then St. Louis and then Columbia, Missouri. And then a bunch more, uh, dates are up.


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[Assistant] Go check them out. The shows have been fun. Go see everybody. Guys, you guys have always been super supportive of us and uh, none of that goes. We notice that. Uh, we always notice that and we can't thank you enough. You're the reason we're here. So, uh, thank you and we'll see you next week.


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[Assistant] But if you bring the phone close to your face, that's the same as watching it on a big TV. That's far away. That means you gotta hold it. You gotta hold it like Nick. You look like Nick.


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[Assistant] Somebody said pre-diabetic and I just want to say how great it would be. Yeah.


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[Assistant] There's a big bang and then billions of years later, there's a pencil. All made up of the same stuff that stars are made out of.


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[Assistant] No, I think scientifically theory is a significant term, like you have to get there.


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[Assistant] That's apt, so like a theory is basically like accepted.


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[Assistant] I think if your last name's Lombardi, you have to at least name your kid Vinny.


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[Assistant] We talked about, we talked about this before that, that, uh, the, the beef between, I think it was William Faulkner and Hemingway. Maybe it was Hemingway.


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[Assistant] They had this argument back and forth, and one of the, they were writing articles about each other in newspapers, just trashing each other.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, he's never been known to use a word that would send readers to a dictionary.


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[Assistant] I apologize, ma'am. I just never heard light minute before that caught me off guard.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't buy it.


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[Assistant] You have a little argument? He and I will duke it out.


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[Assistant] Soul is what you call a day on Mars, right? That's a soul.


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[Assistant] You tell me that's, they just named it what the sun is named? That don't seem very...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I said it was like something to do with gravitational force, which I guess it's not.


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[Assistant] Probably. No, no. You learn that in a science class. That's not a word that's used anywhere else, so you know.


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[Assistant] You would never read something looking up in the dictionary right there? No.


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[Assistant] You never say you hate something right before somebody gives you a gift. Yeah. You know, their hands are about to hit. Well I did not know. Oh yeah. This wasn't like Christmas morning or something. It might have been. Uh. She's holding your present.


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[Assistant] I think we talked about it as a different term.


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[Assistant] It's like you're kinda crushing it with it right now. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] This is my favorite show, but The Office I've probably watched the most. It's the most rewatchable show to me.


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[Assistant] When it was aired, it was, people were watching it. I think the Netflix resurgence was, it's bigger than it ever was. I mean, it was the number one show on Netflix. I mean, it account, I saw some stat, it was like, uh, it accounted for like 40% of all Netflix streams was The Office.


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[Assistant] So in 2020, Americans watched 57 billion minutes of the office on, uh,


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[Assistant] On streaming platforms, the next highest show was Grey's Anatomy on Netflix with 39 billion. So we're talking.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, 20 billion more minutes than any other show. I mean, it's huge, man.


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[Assistant] Well, it was, I know we were talking about, uh, last weekend is Amazon's doing a Lord of the Rings series. They're going to spend over a billion dollars on it.


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[Assistant] Do you feel like that's part of why the show's rewatchable is that it's just so simple, it's in an office, it's in a familiar place?


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[Assistant] I've started to recognize that in myself, that I'll start something and be like, I am not in the right mood.


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[Assistant] And I'm not going to enjoy this. I went to see Deadpool, the movie Deadpool in a crowded theater and it started and I walked out like a minute in.


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[Assistant] Cause Ryan Reynolds made a joke and everybody, the whole theater laughed and I go, I'm not in the mood to watch this. So I just got up and left and went to a bar and waited for my friends to leave.


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[Assistant] That's what's called a sunk cost, right? Because the money's already been spent. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now this was, I was probably, man, I was probably in college when the movie came out.


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[Assistant] They were like, where did you go? I got, I could tell I wasn't going to enjoy it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, they stayed in there? Oh, they stayed and enjoyed the movie. Oh, I thought you were by yourself.


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[Assistant] I don't remember, probably not to be honest with you. I think that maybe I thought I'd.


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[Assistant] I think I, look, I think the first joke that I didn't think was funny got a huge laugh. I looked over and I go.


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[Assistant] One of the main ways they made it more likeable, they gave them a full head of hair.


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[Assistant] He was balding. He was more slick back. He was slick back, a little balding, and he looked kind of slimy, like a used car salesman. Then they gave him a full head of hair. He also got ripped because he was filming 40 year old virgin, right? So he was like, great shape, full head of hair, more lovable looking guy.


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[Assistant] A little less of a chin, I guess, you can kinda tell.


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[Assistant] It probably is a little darker over there, isn't it? I've never been. More rain. I think of England. I think it is. A little drearier.


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[Assistant] That's how I found the show. I remember I downloaded the Christmas episode on iTunes. I had never seen the show but it was one of the top downloaded and I bought it for like $1.99 and loved it. That's how I was exposed to it.


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[Assistant] Vine shows like that. It was one of the first you could do that with. I was blown away. You could just buy a TV episode.


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[Assistant] And I got that, that Christmas episode. And then did you buy all of them? No, I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Uh, on and off, it wasn't until the show had ended and was on the streaming platforms that I really...


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[Assistant] Oh really? Yeah, but it's one of those shows that's like South Park for me. If it's on...


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[Assistant] Back in the day of it's on, I'd watch it and be like, oh, this is great.


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[Assistant] But I just, for whatever reason, it took me a while to sit down and actually, you know, dive in.


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[Assistant] Auditioning. Judah Friedlander too. I think he auditioned on there. Yeah, I remember. There's a compilation video on YouTube of all the audition tapes of people that are now super famous. It's pretty fun to watch.


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[Assistant] I can't find a video of these, but this is a write up about the Hold My Beer.


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[Assistant] That could have been you with the shirt. Could have been me.


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[Assistant] Especially since The Office, I feel like so much of it is like hyperrealism and it's a mockumentary. The fact that they're...


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[Assistant] They just look like regular people a lot of them and you don't recognize them as stars at all.


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[Assistant] He didn't become that famous until, you know, the show had already started.


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[Assistant] There's a big, I've heard on some podcasts, there's a big debate over whether the listeners should be able to hear what they say in this moment.


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[Assistant] So many of the offices, like, uh, the more intimate moments are actually filmed from afar, like this, the cameraman secretly filming them. You know, there's a big debate whether to just let this, you just see it happen.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I think that would have been really cool. I think that ended up, you ended up hearing it. Oh, you did hear it? Yeaah, you did hear him ask her to marry him.


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[Assistant] There's a couple moments like that. There's also a moment where, uh, Jim gives Pam the letter that he put in the teapot.


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[Assistant] And I've heard that he actually wrote a letter to Jenna Fisher, the actress.


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[Assistant] He said it's like you're watching your kids grow up and marry each other. It's every parent's dream.


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[Assistant] I didn't mind it, by that point you'd gone two whole seasons without him. It's just kind of a nice- Did he only do two seasons without him?


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[Assistant] So Ed Helms kept having to leave to film movies and stuff. So they kept having to write reasons why his character would leave. So first it was, he went to anger management for a while early on. I think that's when he was filming The Hangover.


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[Assistant] He had a gun in the office. He ends up the manager at the end. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I think yeah, I think the pilot became an, it just became an episode on the show. It's where his aunt dies and then he comes in the office and he's throwing dirt at people inviting them to the funeral.


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[Assistant] He was reenacting this, he was, I can't remember the name of it, he's this old...


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[Assistant] Yeah, who's in blackface. And they go, you better not bring that guy in. And then he calls his friend Nate and you see his friend Nate walking through the parking lot in blackface. Yeah. And uh, yeah, they cut that part out. You can't get that anywhere now. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know what's a cool, my favorite little piece of trivia of The Office is that all the writers that are also actors, which is Toby.


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[Assistant] And Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak because they needed them to, to have.


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[Assistant] They had to do stuff as writers. That's why all those characters were in the back room.


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[Assistant] The Annex. So that they could be writing when they're not, they didn't need to be in scenes in the background. I just think that's so cool that they think about that.


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[Assistant] Oh yea. Little tidbit there. Her, the cast around her crotch? Yea. Okay.


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[Assistant] And Katie Azelton was in the office. Oh yeaah. What was she?


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[Assistant] She was the episode where Michael gives blood and he gets a crush on a girl around the corner. That's her. That is true.


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[Assistant] Probably the deposition, which is the episode where Michael gets called to give a deposition when Jayan is suing Dunder Mifflin and it starts off, I love that it starts off very competent and then it just...


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[Assistant] He just unravels and then one of my favorite moments of the whole show is comes right back from commercial and it's the stenographer reading back the minutes.


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[Assistant] That's what you want to believe. Yeah, I think they do though. Yeah. I don't, I mean. No, I'm saying that's what you, you want that. Yes. So you're happy when you find out.


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[Assistant] He had so many great lives. Yeah. Uh, I think you've mentioned this before. He's like, man, you got great kids. I got a few of my own that I want someday.


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[Assistant] My most nade-ish line is where Jim is trying to get out of something. He goes, I gotta go get blood.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta wait at least eight weeks between donations of blood. About two months. Yeah. Six times a year.


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[Assistant] He gave blood once a day for, yeah, he'd probably run out. He'd run out.


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[Assistant] You can actually watch it now on Peacock with all the deleted scenes added in.


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[Assistant] So it's kinda like a new show, honestly, which is pretty exciting.


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[Assistant] That's MasterClass.com slash Nate for 15% off.


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[Assistant] Hey, try to do more generic jokes. Yes. Uhm, like less topical.


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[Assistant] But if a bunch of painters were being snobby and what we do is art, you'd probably be like, well, what we do is a lot harder.


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[Assistant] No, you'd be the opposite, you'd be like, you're right Jerry, you're right on. That's what I would say.


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[Assistant] No, I'll make her laugh some. I mean, we're still newlyweds, so she is polite. Few more years and she won't be laughing at somebody's jokes. She doesn't think it's funny.


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[Assistant] I saw Judd Apatow just say that about screenwriting. He said, people always try to just write a funny story.


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[Assistant] And then you add the jokes to it. He says that's the biggest mistake people make. My wife's smart enough. She doesn't, uh,


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[Assistant] She, um, so many people like something, anything will happen. We've all heard it. Oh, that's going to go in your act or you should be telling that or whatever. She's smart enough. No, just don't even say that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, whenever they open a new Chick-fil-A, people would always camp out. Isn't that right? It's like for a year supply.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think we met Ben when we, you and I played golf in Hattiesburg. Uh, I think we met him down there.


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[Assistant] Didn't work out, but that's not Steve's fault. That's not Steve's fault. Steve was great. I didn't listen to everything he said.


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[Assistant] Also did, uh, Brandon McMillan, dog trainer. We got a dog about a year ago.


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[Assistant] Watch that. It was great. Very helpful because you can just take your time. It's not like some limited, like you gotta watch it in 24 hours or it goes away. Just do it when you can.


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[Assistant] Rewatch it. It gives you, uh, little simple tips along the way. There's a workbook with it. It's, it's great. And it really helped when we were doing dog training. It's accessible on your phone, the web, smart TV.


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[Assistant] Just like with jokes, the most mundane things or some of the fun, people like it when we talk about something just.


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[Assistant] Very boring that we know nothing about and today we're going to scratch that itch. We're going to talk about the founding fathers. Do you know any of the founding fathers?


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[Assistant] There was, there was one that I did not know no ways as well as the other ones.


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[Assistant] So founding fathers can be a bunch of guys. There's seven guys though that are considered the principal founding fathers. That's who I was talking about. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and the one not as well known to me, John Jay.


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[Assistant] These guys were, when they were founding the country, I always thought of them as very old. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Pretty young, by my standards. Uh, John Jay was 43. I mean, look at him there.


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[Assistant] We became Secretary of Treasury, John Adams 40, Washington 43, Thomas Jefferson 33 when he wrote the Declaration of Independence. Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we hold these truths to be self evident. Here's the only.


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[Assistant] Here's the only line from the Declaration of Independence I've ever even heard. We the people.


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[Assistant] That they are endowed by the creator with certain unalienable rights that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.


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[Assistant] Thomas Jefferson was, wrote it because they said he was the best writer. They gave input, but they said, you write it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if you're 10 miles apart, that's a lifetime.


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[Assistant] Do you know how far Paul Revere rode when he was alerting people the British are coming?


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[Assistant] You're setting it up to be small, so I'll say two miles.


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[Assistant] That's true. They're like, what? What'd he say? He could've told me this in the morning.


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[Assistant] Alright, so the Declaration of Independence, uhm, was proclaimed on July 4th, 1776.


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[Assistant] I don't know about that, but John Hancock, of course, his favorite, famous, put your John Hancock here. It's because he wrote so big on the Declaration and it's so much bigger than everyone else. The theory is that he went first and didn't realize so many other people were going to be signing.


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[Assistant] Which is so funny thing because we've signed posters or walls of comedy clubs. And you don't know any depth, you know, you've taken up half the space. So I think that's what he did. He went first. I was one of the first ones.


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[Assistant] I just did a theater with Leanna, I think it was Greensboro, and they, when we were leaving,


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[Assistant] They clearly just meant it for her, but we were together, so they were so nice. They said, we want y'all to sign our poster. You were already on there, but uhm, it was Sting. I mean, it was some big names on there. And I...


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[Assistant] Clearly they didn't really want me to, they were just being nice. So I just walked away not to watch you decide it, but.


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[Assistant] Look at Lewis Morris over there with the, is that swirls? Yea.


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[Assistant] I know the thing you're talking about in Boston where you walk the trail. I don't think that's Paul Revere's. I think that's something similar where you see all those historical things along the way. I can't remember what that's called. I think I did Paul Revere's. Did he do it in Boston? Lexington and Concord, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, John Adams became the first vice president, uhm, and he said the role insulted him. Kind of the most insignificant office that had ever been invented by man.


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[Assistant] A lot of fun. You and Benjamin Franklin would get along pretty well. I think so. Oh yeaah. He, uh, one of his plans came up with was to rearrange the alphabet and eliminate some letters.


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[Assistant] He said we didn't need them. He said there's another letter already that can make those sounds. I mean, that is U to a T.


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[Assistant] Like for C, you can either use a K to make the sound or S to make the sound.


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[Assistant] He's also not a fan of some of the scientific stuff that they were doing, again.


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[Assistant] So he wrote a letter, uh, a text to the Royal Academy of Brussels. He said they were focused on impractical science and he titled it Fart Proudly.


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[Assistant] And uh, he was advocating for the breakthrough and making toots more pleasant smelling.


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[Assistant] He was just messing with them, but he was basically showing how ridiculous some of their ideas were. So he called it fart practice.


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[Assistant] Franklin won. Adams died two weeks later from a cold.


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[Assistant] When he died, 20,000 people attended his funeral. Two thirds of Philadelphia's population at the time. Ben Franklin? Yea.


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[Assistant] Didn't you say Benjamin Franklin was the first like popular, first celebrity in America?


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[Assistant] When they did the, uh, the Constitution, the Constitution, his mind was still good, but his body was deteriorating. He was in constant pain because of gout.


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[Assistant] Uhm, alright, so then Washington comes first person. His white hair? Not a wig. That was his actual hair.


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[Assistant] Most people think that's a wig. But he did color it powdered white and styled it each morning. How did he color it?


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[Assistant] Hmm. They wanted him to run for a third, uh, third time for president, but he declined. He wanted to go back to being a regular citizen because he said they don't want to become like what they just left, which was a monarch, a king.


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[Assistant] No, that came later. Uh, at that time he could have done it, but, um, he just chose not to because he didn't want to, he didn't want that trend to start.


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[Assistant] So then the constitution comes along where they gotta come up with some rules and some laws, and they hold a convention, the best minds, most of the same guys.


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[Assistant] Uh, Thomas Jefferson didn't even sign it. He was in France during the time. So there's a lot of spelling errors in the constitution. Pennsylvania spelled wrong.


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[Assistant] It's equivalent to $830 today. To write the Constitution. It's got 4,500 words.


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[Assistant] The Constitution is on display at the National Archives building in DC. It's been there since 1952.


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[Assistant] They, uh, the case it's in contains argon gas and it's kept at 67 degrees Fahrenheit with a relative humidity at 40% to keep it from being damaged.


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[Assistant] Like, you know. What was the plot of National Treasure? Why were they still in it? Do you remember?


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[Assistant] When the uh, constitution was signed, only white male property owners could vote.


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[Assistant] Which I believe means until you got married, you would not have been able to vote.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, just think you think I'm a white guy. I got him and then you can show up to vote. Where do you live? Well, gazebo apartments. Yeah. Oh, sorry. You gotta go. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, they originally wanted to call the President, His Highness the President of the United States of America and Protector of their liberties.


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[Assistant] But then they decided to just compromise and call it President of the United States.


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[Assistant] When I worked in news, we went by the AP news style, Associated Press, and you're supposed to address the present either as...


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[Assistant] President so-and-so or Mr. So-and-so, one of your references. Never call him just by his last name.


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[Assistant] They, uh, one of the things they proposed was the army can be no more than 5,000 men.


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[Assistant] And George Washington sarcastically said, okay, that's fine. As long as we put in a stipulation that no invading army can have more than 3000 men.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright. Benjamin Franklin, uh, suggested that they have a chaplain open with a prayer and they refuse saying we don't have enough money to hire a chaplain.


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[Assistant] Uh, some of the guys would not sign it until they had a Bill of Rights.


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[Assistant] Which is the first 10 amendments to the constitution. The constitution's added 27 amendments since it was originally written. First 10 was done pretty quick. Most people know the first two. One's freedom of speech. Two's the right to bear arms. After that, I don't know if I could have told you another one.


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[Assistant] John Mulaney has a very funny joke about it. Just how that was such a big problem to get right to it. But apparently it was during the early wars. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I think there was a Supreme Court case I read about recently where all the prisoners, I mean all the prison guards in New York went on strike and they called in the National Guard to watch the prisoners until they figured this out.


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[Assistant] And they let the National Guard stay in the, uh, the guards.


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[Assistant] Government issued homes and they, oh wow, and then they argued the third amendment saying they don't have to allow them to.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's ever went before the US Supreme Court. It's like the only amendment that has it maybe, but it did go for like the New York Supreme Court or federal court or whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. The fifth amendment, we usually hear that when you plead the fifth.


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[Assistant] And there was a case recently I saw where a guy was a DUI and they were pursuing him and he pulled into his house and pulled into the garage and the guy followed him into his home and arrested him. And, uh, but he didn't have a warrant. Yeah. So I think it went all the way Supreme court and the, the.


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[Assistant] Uh, suspect, I guess one is the guy didn't have proper.


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[Assistant] You can't just go into someone's home and arrest them even if you were pursuing them. Right.


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[Assistant] If it's obvious, like you got your lights blazing and you've been chasing them for 20 miles. I think in this case, it was a very short thing.


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[Assistant] It just started when the guy pulled into his garage and therefore they ruled in the gas favor.


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[Assistant] So the fifth amendment is the one where you don't have to testify against yourself or even say anything. That's like the Miranda rights.


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[Assistant] That's so funny because I think you can, if you know they're going to plead the fifth, just your honor.


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[Assistant] Move on. But if he did that, where, there's one I'm going to answer, I ain't going to tell you. I plead the fifth, except for one question.


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[Assistant] The fifth is actually double jeopardy, where you can't try someone twice. So they've been tried for murder.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, the Sixth Amendment's the right to a speedy trial and with a jury of your peers.


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[Assistant] Speedy trial. And a jury of your peers. Who would be a jury of your peers? I mean, it's gotta be people


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[Assistant] Five and seven, one is, number five, we wish Bill a speedy recovery, seven is we wish you a speedy recovery.


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[Assistant] It's like when you see those online, the top whatever, if it's an odd number, it just seems like they ran out. Yeah. Like the top 13.


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[Assistant] Alright, so anyway, there's 27 amendments now. The last one was Congress, Congress, yeah, there you go.


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[Assistant] The, well the last one that they did, which was from 1992, Congress cannot get a pay raise until the next term. So you gotta get reelected before you get a raise.


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[Assistant] Uh, so then they started the, uh, pretty quick, the Supreme Court. Uhm, which, Supreme Court's the, of course, top court in the land. Uh, there's 94 U.S. District Courts below it. 13 Court of Appeals.


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[Assistant] Supreme Court has nine justices. Not judges, justices. Most people come judges.


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[Assistant] Uh, they're looking for one right now. By the time this comes out, they may have gotten it. But you could qualify. You don't have to be a lawyer. You don't have to, uhm, I mean, most people are, but you don't have to be.


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[Assistant] There's no age, education, profession, regulations. It could be any of us.


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[Assistant] The Marshal announces a traditional cry. The Honorable, the Chief Justice, and the Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.


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[Assistant] All persons having business before the honorable the Supreme Court of the United States are admonished to draw near and give their attention.


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[Assistant] For the court is now sitting, God save the United States and this honorable court. I think it'd be better if he really cried.


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[Assistant] Okay, I feel like I've seen something. 7 to 8,000 cases are presented to them each year to be heard. They look at 150 of them and hear about 80. That's good. Lots of good solves. They only choose the really, really important ones.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll tell you some, um, Nick's versus Headon or Heaton, I don't know. 1893 was a landmark decision on whether a tomato was a fruit or a vegetable. That made it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they made it all the way to the Supreme Court. So at that time, imported vegetables were slapped with a 10% tax upon their arrival in the US. But fruits, imported fruits, were not.


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[Assistant] So one Manhattan, uh, wholesaler said that, well, technically, a fruit, uh, excuse me, a tomato, uh, is not a vegetable, it's a fruit. And when all the way to the Supreme Court,


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[Assistant] And they disagreed with them ruling that people neither prepare nor eat tomatoes like fruit and they should be taxed accordingly.


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[Assistant] They said, botanically speaking, tomatoes are fruit of thine.


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[Assistant] Just as cucumber, squashes, beans, and peas are. This is the Chief Justice having to write this opinion.


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[Assistant] That's a good point. Here's one you might be interested in. TGA Tour versus Martin.


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[Assistant] Oh. You remember this? Yeaah. This went all the way to the Supreme Court.


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[Assistant] So Casey Martins, it's golfer. He had this rare condition, which allowed, uh, didn't allow full use of his right leg.


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[Assistant] So he petitioned the PGA tour to let him ride a golf cart.


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[Assistant] For this tournament. And the PGA said no, that's an unfair advantage. And it went all the way to the Supreme Court. The court ruled 7-2 in his favor.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Klippel-Trinity-Weber syndrome. Wow.


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[Assistant] Well, it's Clippal Trinnae Weber syndrome. Maybe it's named after three people.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're probably going to get this before me. I probably already have it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Wow. But Justice Scalia had to write the, uh, opinion on it. Did I say that wrong?


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[Assistant] Scalia. And he made this very sarcastic, uh, they just thought it was ridiculous to even get there.


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[Assistant] I am sure the framers of the constitution fully expect that sooner or later the pass of golf in government


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[Assistant] But once again, cross and that the judges of this court would someday have to wrestle with this age old question. And they go, he goes on just to make fun of it for shot shot. What really is a golfer?


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[Assistant] Those trials always make me feel sorry for the person. It's always like the state of Texas versus Bob Smith. I know dude.


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[Assistant] Uh, Texas vs. Johnson. In the 70s and 80s, burning American flags was a big thing. And one went all the way to the Supreme Court.


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[Assistant] Or that's going too far. The court ruled five to four in favor of the guy burning the flag. Saying his right, that's his right, first amendment right to burn the flag.


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[Assistant] That's a Supreme Court, a very famous Supreme Court line too, where they were debating pornography and what is the definition of pornography and the justice said, I can't define it, but I'll know it when I see it.


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[Assistant] That's about whether or not First Amendment freedom of speech is allowed if it causes panic or destruction or something like that.


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[Assistant] And they did that because people were protesting World War I, and they said that that's too dangerous to do. It's kind of a dumb thing. That's too dangerous, so your freedom of speech does not count when you're doing something that hurts our country.


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[Assistant] And he said, that's like shining fire in a crowded theater. You can't do that.


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[Assistant] Meredith. I forgot how many words. It's so funny though.


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[Assistant] 2002, students at a high school in Alaska were allowed to leave class to go watch the Olympic torch pass.


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[Assistant] Their school on torch relay is for the 2002 Winter Olympics. Uh, one of the guys went across the street and held up a sign as television cameras punched a path that said bomb hits for Jesus.


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[Assistant] The school principal went over there, took it down, and they, and the student got suspended from school. They argued that it was their First Amendment rights that you're...


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[Assistant] You have certain rights that don't count for school speech. They were saying, well, we're off school grounds, but


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[Assistant] So that was five to four, it was very close. The people who ruled for him, the four.


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[Assistant] They said some high school students, including those who use drugs, are dumb.


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[Assistant] Most students, however, do not shed their brains at the schoolhouse gate and most students know dumb advocacy when they see it.


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[Assistant] The notion that this message on this banner would actually persuade the average student or even the dumbest one to change his or her behavior is most implausible.


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[Assistant] Does anyone do Thomas or Tom? Tommy?


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[Assistant] I know a couple more about social media. Facebook, this guy said he was getting excessive text messages from Facebook.


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[Assistant] Notifying him that somebody was trying to log into his account from a new device. He said he never had a Facebook account.


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[Assistant] When you complained to Facebook, they said, well, it's probably someone that had your phone number before you who had still had an account.


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[Assistant] He filed a class action lawsuit saying that he was getting harassed by Facebook, and that's like a robocall, which is against the law. And it went all the way to the Supreme Court, but the court ruled in Facebook's favor.


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[Assistant] And then if they look at it like, yeah, I think they may have made a mistake, then they may take on that case. And then if it keeps going.


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[Assistant] Whoever loses doesn't like it, it can sometimes get away with Supreme Court.


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[Assistant] I got one more. This just happened this past year as far as the ruling.


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[Assistant] It happened in 2017, but it went to the Supreme Court this year. This girl didn't make the varsity cheerleading team at her school.


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[Assistant] So she got on Snapchat and said F school, F softball, F cheer, F everything.


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[Assistant] They suspended her, kicked her off the vars- the junior varsity cheerleading team because she did that post. But she argued that


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[Assistant] That's her first amendment right to do something from her home on a Saturday or from wherever she was, not on school property.


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[Assistant] And the judge ruled in her, the justices ruled in her favor. Eight to one decision in favor for the girl. Eight to one.


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[Assistant] It just shows how social media now is changing the rules a lot.


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[Assistant] The top floor of the Supreme Court has a GM. They call it the highest court in the land. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] What's up everybody? Welcome to Nate Land, or hello folks. Uh, I'm here with, uh, Brian and Aaron.


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[Assistant] And if you're hearing this, uh, I mean, you know, uh, this episode we have with Graham, uh, we do not have comments at the top and I apologize for that. Uh, this month has been, uh,


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[Assistant] Kind of ridiculous, scheduling wise. It's been fun. I've had a, it's been an awesome time. Uh, I mean, this is the, I'm home, I think, one day.


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[Assistant] We're about to go to the opera, we have a show tonight. Uh, so I came home for that opera show and I'll leave tomorrow.


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[Assistant] And so it's been, this month has just been super crazy. The shows have been awesome.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I'm, uh, sorry that we do not have these comments for you this time. I truly would, I don't want to not do that, but it just, this got a little carried away. Uh, we will, we will get it back. We will get it back for you. Uh, y'all have been coming to the shows and I can't thank you enough. The crowds have been unbelievable. Y'all are so nice and I love getting to do this for you. Uh, so enjoy this. Sorry, it's a, a little quicker one.


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[Assistant] But it's funny and Graham K is in it. And, uh, yeah, I love every one of you. What's up everybody? Uh, we are here with Graham K.


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[Assistant] That's me. That's you. Yes. Canadian zone. Canadian zone? Holy.


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[Assistant] What was the whiskey that Canadian's own?


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[Assistant] God, I get a word just in the chamber and I don't, there's no more to think about it. I just let it. You're a confident man and you should be. Canadian zone, Canadian whiskey. What's the whiskey someone, Justin said this weekend on the bus, it was a real name of a guy, like something Smith, E Smith. Oh, I can't remember. Everett Smith or?


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[Assistant] We have Graham here, we just also found out that this seat goes back.


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[Assistant] I didn't know this could go back. I've never been back because I didn't know you could make it do that.


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[Assistant] No, that was mine. Ugh! You've been on a bus with me.


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[Assistant] This goes, I just start reading you off, off.


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[Assistant] Uh, as always, Graham, uh, we see Reddit. We had some nice Nate land on the Nate land Reddit.


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[Assistant] Uh, saw Nate in Mobile last night. The New Hour is phenomenal. Nate's maybe one of the best comics that's ever lived on life. Is that? I can't, I'm having trouble reading it. He's on life. No one's ever been better. Graham K.


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[Assistant] During his set but it was still fantastic. Also, Graham Kay is a killer up there. Highly recommend these shows. There you go, Graham.


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[Assistant] There was a guy that walked up on me and, uh, laid down two business cards and then said, I want you to make fun of me.


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[Assistant] On stage. I was on stage. He got up out of his seat, got out of his seat, walked to the front, laid two business cards down and said, I think I, he goes, I just want you to make fun of me. And I said, I think you're doing a pretty good job of yourself.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, the crowd works actually pretty good, but I definitely don't want to do that more. So if you're hearing this.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it really did work out. Look, it's maybe not, you know, a bad thing to every now and again, you have something happen, but you just don't want it to.


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[Assistant] Here we go. They're too fat. Like, you're too big of a guy, right? Uh, it's, uh, you have people way back. Arena. What's going on, top row? You got a question? 87F. 87F. Shoot it down this way.


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[Assistant] Also, uh, oh, also for Reddit too, if you invite my sister, I found out. And I guess there's a Nate Bargetzi Reddit. And, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there you go. And she, uh, she's on there as a, uh, admin. Whatever that is.


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[Assistant] That's nice. Yeah. A mod. A mod. Yeah. So it's like, it's a, it's a,


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause Abigail now just texts me with all the questions that they ask.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so yeah, so Abigail just goes, and I mean, I'll just get, you know, what's that shoe do you wear? Like, you know, nah, nah, nah.


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[Assistant] I was telling that story. That's it. The person laid the card, the business cards. I picked them up. One was a real estate agent and the husband, uh, sold grant grant. I was saying granite countertops. And I was like, Oh y'all and uh, I think I said it on stage. And then I was like, y'all like in cahoots.


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[Assistant] Like your wife just goes and sells a house and then, you know, and she's like, the only bad thing is there's no granite.


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[Assistant] Maybe that's why Matt didn't have a very, he told us he didn't have a good time there. Maybe that's why. Cause you're mispronouncing everything you're trying to sell.


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[Assistant] Kluge Fitness, Matt, he's great. He's great. Uh, yeah, I say, yeah, I think I said grand night on dead gum and I said it on stage probably.


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[Assistant] I think everybody just rolls with it now. I think they know.


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[Assistant] And then they, yeaah, and they do it. Everybody knows yours, you don't respond to every, like the email like pretending to be me though, I don't want people to think we're, if there's one that's, I won't get it.


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[Assistant] I just want people to think if it's in some big heart filled thing, I'm not going to look at it. I'll look at it. I appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Tell me, I was thinking about paying breakfast a lot more than even I would make. He deserves it. Do you think that's something that Nate would go for? I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What were you gonna say? You had something.


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[Assistant] Grandma. Yeah, that's gonna be, yeah. Everybody calls it Nick, Mick. They're gonna call you Grandma.


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[Assistant] Anti-grandma. I don't know, that's good.


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[Assistant] Anti-dentite. Anti-dentite. Well, you're an anti-dentite. That's a great, you know.


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[Assistant] I would just say, now I'd say 2000s, now I'd say 2000, I like 2010s. Okay. And then it'll be the 2020s and 30s, 40s. Then you're back into like 1900s, 1910s. Like you just do that.


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[Assistant] Someone showed, Laura showed me a picture, it was like a meme or something of an Iowa, it was either Iowa history museum or a history thing, it's a computer with that blue back on the top of it. That's already in the history museum.


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[Assistant] It's in a history museum. And that's a, and that's a joke they say to millennials. Which I, technically you're like.


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[Assistant] I mean, whatever I use, they're gonna be like, well there's not even a thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, different. Were you in the US? 20 people, then he was, uh, back to 15. We lost a couple. You lost a few. That club shut down. Now Eastfield's still open.


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[Assistant] You're much different. Back then, you're in a lot more places people know you've done.


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[Assistant] Cause your green card was expiring or something, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you went up in Canada, I mean you actually did a bunch of stuff. It was great.


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[Assistant] Well, you can tell them now. You know? You wanna give us, throw us some names, who stinks, the core, you over it.


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[Assistant] I think that like, yea, she comes in, everybody's there, and then she's like, I'll just go over there, have a drink with him, and then, uh, I'll just go home after that or something. You know, we're having a fun night.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everything's there. No, kitchen, yeah, kitchen, everything.


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[Assistant] I don't think, did you mind it? Like, I always think, I always wanted to live in a studio apartment just cause I like the idea of being, I just get my room. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, we don't have closets that big.


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[Assistant] I don't, you're like, uh, you're like, you know, I mean, you're...


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[Assistant] Yeah, they always feel, I think people just don't want, you know, it's like when you're, when you have that, they don't want, they know we can go over there and like, it's not my home.


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[Assistant] Would you try to go bad when your party's still there?


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[Assistant] You always see everybody picks up the change that falls out of his pockets. That's part of it. I got a John Cena dime.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and she's like the, uh, Milton I feel like is like what they, what they want, that they want. That's like, uh, you know, she's like Princess Di, she's the, you know.


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[Assistant] So that's why, so y'all celebrated, y'all, y'all like queens and kings and.


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[Assistant] I think it's, but my mom loves it. I think it's a big mom thing. That's what I'm convinced of.


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[Assistant] Oh, if you're, if the ones, and everybody that watched Prince's die.


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[Assistant] And so I think that's the obsession with it. And I think it's getting less and less now because it's, people don't know about it. I mean, it's still huge, still doing people watching it. But it's, uh,


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[Assistant] It's Princess Di, like I, I, I believe it's like that, that generation of people that really watched Princess Di, which would have been your mom, my mom, like they are just, they love the crown. They love the, it's, I mean, it's like a romantic kind of, it's crazy. It's kind of a crazy thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they did, uh, yeah, I was thinking that's like everything that they make movies. Like they're now just doing Prince Ty. It's gonna be tough now. You're just watching.


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[Assistant] I think they're making stuff too, like I feel like when they used to remake movies.


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[Assistant] It was like very far removed from it. I guess Pritz's die is far.


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[Assistant] I graduated, yeaah. 25 years though. I mean that was, Seinfeld's been off here for 25 years. You know what I mean? It doesn't feel that, that old. It was 97. 97. So I, when I graduated high school, cause that was at Liz Embry's house, uh, 97.


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[Assistant] So when we watch Andy Griffith, the black and white ones, we were, it was, it was 40 years. So like they're watching Seinfeld, they're, I mean, Gen Z, I mean, it's like how, what's Gen Z? Like Harper?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that was, that's almost like 30. That's what I would, when I watched that back then, you're watching black and white.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess, I don't know. Isn't that weird? But that would be, how old is Gen Z? Uuuh. Are they 20? Yeah, yeah. They're like 22. So, they're only 25 years apart. I mean, it's close, but it's, it's uh, I mean, it's close. I don't like it, is what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, it sort of is, but it feels, uh, I feel like they used to make stuff just not as close, and now it's like a Princess Diamond. I mean, you know, I always talk about that, like, they make these movies just over and over, the most unoriginal ideas, it's just the same things. And we're talking-


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what they do now. They just, they come up with an idea, a time travel show. This one, she lives. Uh, yeah, this, but it's like that kind of thing where you go, uh,


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[Assistant] They're, you know, it's like, it's, it's like, oh, this one's doing good. And people are like to hear make it. They go, well, we're going to make it too for ours. I honestly, there's not, I don't think much original thought in making stuff anymore. And, uh.


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[Assistant] They just want to do like, you know, whatever. All right, perfect. That's a re, you know, reboot of that or, you know, like whatever they're doing that reboot of the 70 show, which I love them and they're amazing. It's like, we're just do the night. You're like, why don't you make a show with them? That's not, doesn't have to be the.


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[Assistant] You bet it's like just, so just do a different show with them though. I mean like, I don't, I don't, I like them. Is it the same actors? Yeah. It is? David Joe Rupp and Kurt Wood Smith. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Same actors. Yeah. Which they did my pilot. And then so, which they're amazing together. But, make my pilot. It's a different show.


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[Assistant] But they, it's, uh, which we brought, you know, it's, I don't know, it's like, we're talking about, uh, this is coming after Halloween.


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[Assistant] But, like, we're now here, doing this before Halloween, but like, they're coming out with a new Scream, which I'm very excited about, because I love Scream. And so, I say all this stuff about this and then I'm, I don't, you know, and then I have my own thoughts and it's just my things I like and everybody should like my things and no other things.


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[Assistant] But they have a new screen coming out, and then I was thinking about Halloween, we were talking about last night.


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[Assistant] Go make a new Halloween. Like, not a- I mean, they are making a new Halloween. I mean, go make a new, uh,


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[Assistant] Make a new franchise. Like they're doing all this stuff where they just make the same.


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[Assistant] Do that kind of stuff. Create a new world that people can do. Like, I don't think they do that as well. Is that what Harry Potter was? Or was that made off a book?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's like that was a whole new world, right? It's like Game of Thrones was a whole new- people want these new worlds and they don't do that. They just go, what about this again?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but go bake more of that. Instead of just going...


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[Assistant] You know, I always thought that when people adapt a book to a movie, is it, you know, it's like,


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[Assistant] I know, but that's what's so funny, like, then start making movies like books. Like, do something.


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[Assistant] Cause if the books are so amazing and those guys that write the books, the people that write the books are so great at it.


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[Assistant] And they make this such a compelling story and there's new characters, there's new this. I know there's even the same guys, what's the main guys that write all the main books, uh, the,


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[Assistant] The authors? Yeah, what are the main big authors? Tom Clancy or... Gresham? Yeah, like Gresham. That's all different stories, right?


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[Assistant] So this dude's made a whole series. I mean, all his books is just a different story. It's not like he's going, there's one character and I'm going to do 40 books with that character. This guy's so creative.


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[Assistant] That he's just, it's different worlds. Maybe he has one that does three. Maybe there's more. And by the way, I don't know any of this true or not, but if you look at that aspect, you're like, we'll make stuff like that.


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[Assistant] That they're making, they have a, they've written 50 books and they're all 50 different. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And it's, it's not the same character, you know, it's the same style, but it's like, that's how creative books are.


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[Assistant] And there's people that are super into it. I mean, people got mad.


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[Assistant] Cause I, uh, with the Marvel stuff, and I get the idea of it, but there's a point, you wanna go like, you don't want anything.


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[Assistant] New? Like, you know, and then all they're doing is aren't they doing the comic books? Are they even creating a new storyline or are they just basically like, they take the comic books?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I mean, but that's creating, cause they are creating.


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[Assistant] And then the movie industry is not. They're not creative. Nope. And they're the ones that... They're the suits. The suits are not creative.


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[Assistant] That's what I feel like I'm becoming now. I'm going to be getting a van. I rode in a van this weekend and I'll be honestly pretty awesome.


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[Assistant] No, no. I'm looking up old trucks now. I think I do want to buy an old truck.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think, uh, I've started looking up some old trucks cause, uh, I just think there's too much. I mean, I want.


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[Assistant] I like cool, like I'm not the biggest car guy, but I like to, like, if you see this one, there's a Mercedes EQS that's going to come out and it's unreal, dude. It's electric. It's, uh, the inside of it looks insane. It's the coolest car I've ever seen in my life. And then, but then my phone will ring and I'm like furious because I just hate it.


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[Assistant] You just sit there and you're like, it's just overwhelming to be like, all right, man, I just can't. And I want to just go sit in a one row seat thing and drive a car.


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[Assistant] Just nothing and just sit there and drive a truck. Like this, this car is. It's beautiful. I mean, it's beautiful. It's all screens. It's like a spaceship on the inside.


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[Assistant] It does. It would be, I, I, I, you know, would love to have that courtroom.


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[Assistant] Yeah, basically, yeah, that'd be the best if you can get to that world. But it's like, I just kind of want to get a truck or a jeep and just be like,


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[Assistant] Uh, for the office, we chose the armchair with the sand fabric with the natural wood legs. It is a really comfortable and roomy chair. I've said before, that's where I sit in and Laura yells at me about everything. Uh, and I'm comfortable as she tells me how much I'm doing wrong.


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[Assistant] We like the cooler nights, enjoying a nice fire with our friends and family making s'mores over at our solo stove.


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[Assistant] We watched, uh, Vanity Games, Titans game, Halloween, we used the solo stove. I've seen solo stove, like, pop up and people having pictures. I mean, a lot of people are buying solo stove.


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[Assistant] You're seeing how great it is. Soul Stove has been so much better than your fire pit I've ever been around. Not smelling like a campfire is just the best. Like I said, I've always, like, I'd go wash my clothes. Like, I just remember something like, you want to start a fire, and I would be like, I just would rather not, because I gotta go take a shower, I gotta go wash these clothes.


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[Assistant] I've done a polar plunge, but I didn't do the ice bucket.


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[Assistant] It's like 10 years ago, man. Yeah, yeah. Come up with a new thing, dude. I'm not going to film myself doing 40 push-ups for our whatever, whatever. I think the push-up one is actually for like a guy that used to do that, uh, that gave his life. So it's actually a good cause, but they're all good causes, but it's like all these kinds of new things where you're like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not, you know, we're, it's over. We challenge.


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[Assistant] I remember a guy, oh, it was social media, and it was everybody challenging everybody, and they're like, woah, this is cool, and then it was just…


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[Assistant] Well, it's too much. It's, it's so it's, it'll be a month of that's every single day. And then you kind of go, all right.


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[Assistant] I mean, how crazy is that? Like it's obviously, but it's, isn't he touring again? Yeah, I think he's for once too. And then, uh, but it's, he's, yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know if we've talked about it, but like it's crazy to me that he's, he's someone that, like Joe Paterno got killed, I mean he killed, died immediately. When all that stuff came, like it was almost like the weight of all that was just on him. And then it's out. And then, I mean, it was like two months he's gone. And Cosby's that old.


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[Assistant] And this dude is like, I might tour and you're like, Hey, this guy might live for 40 more years. Blind. Yeah. He just does what, you know, he's just out there. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well that's, you're being ridiculous if everybody else thinks it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like look at that. Those that say that are different, you're, you know, it's almost like took it a bit. All right.


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[Assistant] I remember it being a crazy thing and then just, you're like, okay, look at that bottom one. This is original, uh, like brighter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, blue and gold. I could see blue, you could say blue and gold. Ryder, look at what the bottom says.


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[Assistant] Darker. Oh, I guess you're white and gold, blue and black. But, yeaah, I could see, you know, this is the beginning of the end right there. Yea, it was a slow year.


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[Assistant] Yep. That's the one that I moved. I think I've told that. Me too. I moved like...


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[Assistant] Uh, Hurricane Irene was 2011. So anybody left in Irene? Maybe.


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[Assistant] So, they, uh, so Sandy, we were in, uh, I mean it's coming up, it's almost, you know, 10 days away.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's, uh, this will, it's past if you're watching this. But so we were in, uh, New York. Have I told this? Maybe. I think some of it. Yeah. And we were in New York and Harper was, she was born in 2012. So she was, you know, two months old, something like that.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we did, they got her, uh, I drove, Laura was trying to fly home. Her dad was up there helping and, uh, I drove and then she, uh,


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[Assistant] Got stuck. And then I had to leave. That's my thing that I always said was, in Oregon, they tell you, you gotta be careful. Please help out old people and babies. And I left my wife with both of those things.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, still one of the craziest things. Have you watched The Thing on that though? No. They went, they just drove, uh, the pilot wanted to do this. I think one pilot, not both, but one was, it's like Committed Suicide. Oh really? Mhm. I watched the story on that.


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[Assistant] No, no, this one I believe he just kept going super high. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And so I almost think, you almost kind of like, everybody falls asleep and then you kind of die like that. And then that's what he wanted to do. And then eventually it ran out of fuel. And so that's why they had no idea where it was because it was like, he was just so high.


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[Assistant] You could look that up and see if that's exactly the case. But I thought I watched something on, there's these YouTube videos about airplane crashes. That they re show them like, you know, uh, you can hear some of them where they talk and it's computer generated. And so it shows you like exactly what happens.


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[Assistant] It's pretty interesting, uh, just, you know, not that you want to watch these, you realize that most...


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[Assistant] Twice a week. Yeah. But your biggest fear of flying is...


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[Assistant] You know, like the engine falls off and you just fall out of the ground. Like it's like, that just doesn't, and it's always a mistake. And that is, there's no, you can't, you gotta just hope that doesn't happen, but it's, it's very rare.


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[Assistant] For this stuff to happen. They just don't like do this. And then it's usually if something goes wrong and it's, uh, you know, it's always said to be in a plane crash, being the worst thing ever as that would be your odds are like lottery odds. Right. You know, you're, you know, if you, uh, I always try to think of the,


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[Assistant] Like I remember that. And I remember just thinking, I was like, when you heard Wow, and you're like, I thought about his death a lot for some reason. It was when I, I felt almost like, when was it 92? I don't know. It was like one of the- A little later.


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[Assistant] It's one of those that... 99. 99. Yeaah. It's like, I don't know, you just hear about it and you're, maybe I was old enough to be like, wow. Yeaah. Like that's crazy, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I was old enough. I was, uh, that was 20. 20. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It was like someone loose, uh, someone was loose and he goes, you need to hide your kids, hide your...


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[Assistant] I never watch Hamilton either, I just don't think I care. I think I'm passed, like I'm passed.


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[Assistant] I know the, was the other one the, that the South Park people did?


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[Assistant] And everyone was like, it's the best thing. And I'm like, I never saw it. Then I'm like, I just don't care anymore.


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[Assistant] Everybody loves South Park. And I'll hear, I always like it being told to me, the episodes being told to me.


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[Assistant] Like Big J would always tell me the episodes and I'm like, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. So yes, like I get, like, I love hearing them tell me and I'm like, God, I laughed so hard. But when I watch it, I'm just like, I just never can get into it for some reason. But I mean, I get like the.


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[Assistant] It's very funny. It's just could be like, if you're not into cartoons, you're just like, I'm just not, you know, I wasn't a family guy, but.


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[Assistant] Both were, both examples you gave were less than 8 years. I was really dancing around that.


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[Assistant] I'll be honest with you, I almost think that's the last one I watched. Yeah. Last Oscars. Like I think it's been just...


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[Assistant] I agree with you. They don't promote it.


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[Assistant] So whatever good move they want to do, all those movies are super heavy too, by the way.


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[Assistant] Everyone that gets it is like the heaviest movie of all time. And so they're pumping this out to people.


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[Assistant] And then they're like, why is no one watching Oscars? You're like, we, you don't even advertise these movies. This movie wins an Oscar.


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[Assistant] And I don't know if they make enough money to be the budget.


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[Assistant] So like what, that, you're killing your own, your art for.


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[Assistant] By just going, we want to make billions here. To this point, you're like, then don't do the Oscars anymore.


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[Assistant] You think the Oscar is done? It ends before our lifetime? Like it just goes, like people are just done with it?


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[Assistant] Well, you shouldn't make that best leading character than best...


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[Assistant] You know, so there's still awards, but they, they need to do Oscars. Yeah. No one's watching these. And so you gotta do something. Like there's a point you go, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] You know, no one's watching you at all. They almost got like the arrogance of the masters.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. Cause it's like, it's the amount of money that they have and the Oscars has that kind of attitude and I don't know, do they have them? I don't know where, like what it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but he doesn't become Spider-Man because he just got bit by a spider. It's about the other guy that got bit by the same spider, but I guess Peter Parker got all the right corrects.


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[Assistant] It's a movie called scratch. It's just here. The whole show is he's same spotter, not potent.


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[Assistant] Is it baseball, two sports with two bases basically? Swedish baseball.


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[Assistant] I love just that guy coming back, he goes, no, no, where's first base? He goes, I think it's in the middle. I mean, even someone that's never heard of the game goes, well, why would they do that?


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[Assistant] Sorry Sweden. Sweden's like, come on man, we're crushing it.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, can you zoom that picture in? Alright, look at that picture. So.


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[Assistant] The home field, they stand, they're like, where's the guy, they're behind the person. What is that guy doing?


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[Assistant] Where's the pitcher at? Is he pitching right next to him? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's, uh, yeaah, that's so cool.


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[Assistant] Uh, I love this. I love it too. Like it should be more. Why don't they do more of it? You know, if you, if you're listening, it's home first base is left of where the pitcher's mound is and then you run around the pitcher's mound pitch ball vertically.


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[Assistant] I don't know, you'd have to dive into these rules.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. And there, I mean, there, well, the idea of it is if, uh, one bad pitch equals a walk and then, but the idea that you can hit it and then go, ah, that wasn't a good hit. I'm gonna, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm gonna, you don't have to run. You hit the ball, they start playing it, and then you go, nah, I'm good, I'm gonna wait and see if I can do another one. You're allowed all three strikes. This is a, that's a whole other thing we gotta look at. Finish baseball. I had never heard of that.


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[Assistant] Sounds like you're like, Graham, I don't think we can say that.


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[Assistant] I just went with you. Whatever would make this stop, I was trying to do it.


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[Assistant] If you want to look this up, this, this, this board up, because I said the home first base was next to the, uh, pitching mound. I don't think you're going to go.


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[Assistant] They're like Capri's by the way. Yeah. Capri's. Now, now they're definitely not gonna look up. They're like, I get it. Basically.


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[Assistant] 2010s, he won the Masters, uh, he won 2008, he won the Masters, uh.


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[Assistant] Which, one masters, but it's an unreal masters that he won.


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[Assistant] But I think one year he got player of the year too, in the 2010s. No one really kind of ignores that, but he was, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't, uh, I don't think they deserve it for what they did to Steve Borman.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that's what I mean. So I don't like, you can't tell me like, well, the city deserves it. Y'all ruined a guy's life.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. Chicago Tribune. They represent the whole city. Go talk to any of these people from Chicago.


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[Assistant] I was in Chicago when Bartman happened, that's where I was working.


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[Assistant] They ruined, uh, they ruined that guy's life. They put his address in the newspaper.


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[Assistant] That's where he works. And everybody thought that's okay. And everybody said good. That's what the Chicago, and I was, and I remember just going like, what are you, and Will Bond on PTI.


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[Assistant] So I love Kornheiser, I love PTI, but Wilbong would, I mean, for 10 years, would just still bring up Bartman with like, hate in his voice.


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[Assistant] Like, is like, all right, well like, you know, yeah, we were kind of mean to him. They were like, you shouldn't have been that mean to him. You're like, this guy lives, yeah, if he lives in a lot, you've ruined a person's life. And 15 years later, you can kind of go, ah, yeah, I probably went too hard on him. Well, his life's over now. He lives a different life because of people like you.


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[Assistant] They, I would think, I honestly, unless, I would, I would go to Steve Bartman and I would celebrate the Cubs winning if Steve Bartman told me it was okay.


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[Assistant] If he goes, it made me really happy. And I'll say, then I'll, then I'm happy that they won. Only reason, for some reason.


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[Assistant] Just maybe because I lived there. I, I only think, uh, and through his eyes. Cause they, they, they, it was, what they did to him was so wrong. They sent him a ring, they did all this, and they tried to do all this stuff. And it's like, come on man. Yeah, if you don't, if you don't know, it's a guy. It's such an honor. Oh, this is what he said.


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[Assistant] That's the, that's the insanity. That's what makes me so mad and that's why I don't think they ever even deserved it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's why I mean, I could care less that they win because of that. Cause what, that's disgusting that they would ever do that in a million years to like, uh.


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[Assistant] It's a, yeah, it's the, it's that attitude is like just disgusting. I don't get into it as Chicago people on here about fight. I have theories of my Chicago them sports. I'm a vanity fan. I always remember that.


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[Assistant] I go through everything. But Chicago, for some reason, they think they're one of the greatest, they're the greatest sports cities in the world. They had, they didn't win a ring for 100 years with the Cubs, and for some reason they think they deserved it every year. The White Sox, White Sox has done the best. The Bears won once, one time.


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[Assistant] There you go. So, but like they have this like history of all this stuff and you go, your teams all are terrible.


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[Assistant] Your baseball team's so bad that you're blaming just anybody and everybody but the team. You blamed a goat.


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[Assistant] You blamed, uh, you know, there's always some kind of thing. Then you ruin a guy's life. It can't be their fault.


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[Assistant] You lost that game, you were up, you lost that game and lost the next game. But it's not, it's not the team's fault.


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[Assistant] It's that guy that loves the team more than any of the people around him. So that's blame him. No one wants to be any, no one wants to.


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[Assistant] Uh, take up for like what they do. Jay color was in Chicago. It's his fault.


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[Assistant] It's no one else's fault they brought in Jay Cutler. He's the only one that could have been, that ruined everything.


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[Assistant] Wasn't, uh, I understand being mad at J color, being mad at your quarterback that you don't, you can think that that's good, but what point do you go, let's start looking at the team, the organization.


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[Assistant] Is it, can it all be J.Co's fault? Can it all be this kind of thing? Can everything always be someone else's fault? And you keep not winning.


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[Assistant] But you keep blaming players and people in the crowd.


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[Assistant] I, uh, he's my best friend. And, now J.Color always defended before that because of Vandy. He did more for us than, he beat Tennessee the first time. Uh, but it's, I would, I would have stuff with that, with that Vandy where I was like always looking at, when Vandy was going through stuff and everybody's got mad at Derek Mason and I thought,


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[Assistant] There's a point you gotta go, guys, we can't be blaming these coaches. Like they could maybe not be, it's not the coach that's working out.


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[Assistant] Not saying that the coach is the problem. There's a point that you gotta go, something's not going good upstairs. Like, they're not doing what they're supposed to be doing. Cause you just keep hiring the same person that go, well he doesn't work either. So what's the problem? You're like, it can't be. Titans had a little bit of that where I thought,


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[Assistant] You're like, you want a new coach and then you start chasing down this thing where you go, we need a new coach. And you go, I think it's gotta be something higher. Because if you've got a good organization.


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[Assistant] Then you tend to win. I mean, you look at Tampa, like, you know, Tampa Bay, Tampa, uh, the Rays, they've won.


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[Assistant] You know, they had these organizations like, that were like, these things are kind of good.


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[Assistant] Cleveland Browns, another one, like what did they aim, the Cavs. Yours was so bad that you get this guy.


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[Assistant] That couldn't win there, went to Miami one and came back and at least won one more, but-


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[Assistant] You, you know, there's a point where you go like, I mean, y'all, dude, y'all had it and y'all are these organizations. The Cleveland teams, I want to win more than.


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[Assistant] I don't blame, I don't blame. That's why Cleveland, I want to win more than Chicago, but Chicago is like, get it. I mean, come on, man. Like y'all just every, like, can you believe we're not winning again? Yeah. You've never won. I believe you will never win.


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[Assistant] That's how much, that's how confident I am. I was shocked you won one in a hundred years.


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[Assistant] Yeah, look at that. They broke that up. Look at that. How they do with the bulls. He was going, they were all going to come back and they go, that's enough of that.


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[Assistant] Uh, in the Patriots, I think Belichick, Brady, they're just like...