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[Assistant] Have y'all seen the, well, I know Apster has, cause we benched together. Have y'all seen the expansion, the expansion, uh, Amazon expansion? The expanse. The expanse. Expansion pack on Amazon.


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[Assistant] I'll be on that, I'll get in on that.


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[Assistant] I feel like we haven't been to Sawmill in like a month. They're probably worried sick. I'm gonna do the fish. You love that catfish.


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[Assistant] Really? Yes. Believe it or not. It's thicker. And when they have that, uh, was it chicken, chicken pastry soup? Or the chicken dumpling soup? I haven't had that. It's a lot of chicken. That's good. It's a thick soup. It's good. I can accept more dumplings.


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[Assistant] In my household, cottage cheese is used a lot as a substitute for things like sour cream. And I hear it's healthy.


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[Assistant] Oh, I got a question for Absurah. Yeah, here we go. So, I've been on a Sincronizada kick lately. They're great, aren't they? At the Mexican restaurant, and then Absurah, was today your first, first one? It was my first Sincronizada. What'd you think? Sincronizada. He's disappointed. Yeah? Well, he, you know what, he asked for it without the jalapenos. Okay, that's a big buzzer.


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[Assistant] Other than, uh, hey. Thicc. Yes? What does chorizo mean? It's uh, Spanish sausage.


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[Assistant] But here's the thing though, when, when chorizo popped up in my, uh, lesson, usually they'll go hamburguesa, and they'll say hamburger, like when you're trans- they just use chorizo like it's an English word.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was my idea that I thought we were past. When Jack Nicholson fell into that bed of 12 Jews.


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[Assistant] So many different places. I can't think of one. Giraffes. Elephants.


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[Assistant] Nobody was happy with that Deadpool thing they did in Wolverine. Remember that? Mixed all those powers together. Sealed his mouth up. Didn't work.


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[Assistant] Need to get, uh, Wakikita to, what's his name?


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[Assistant] We were gonna go, uh, to the basketball court today and see if, if we could touch the rim. Last minute thing. Yep. Today got right cold. Vic was like, I'm not wearing my rim clothes today. I got my ripped up flip flops. Well, I'm wearing jeans. I'm wearing tennis shoes at least. I'm wearing like vans. Yeah. I was going to try.


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[Assistant] Look, that's one of the sports I had like no interest in ever. So, I mean, give me a basketball, I'll try.


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[Assistant] I wanna count the big glob of balls. Well I can do a dumb voice too and say what you say.


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[Assistant] Sure, let's go back to serious. Why? Well, because, okay. So no one's with me on this. No. We can solve, no. That's right. No, listen. No, we're okay. Really? Just me? Yep.


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[Assistant] You know what's crazy to me though? This world is not a scarce place. The world's abundant. Why can't we have enough for everybody?


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[Assistant] You look at, you look at like your yard. Grass just grows out of that and if you don't keep it cut, it just keeps coming. Like food grows out of the ground.


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[Assistant] Well, we got a pomegranate this year. Just one. And we had a couple of, uh, figs.


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[Assistant] Figs are awesome. They are pretty great. Is it true? Well, the birds get to them. You gotta be out there quick. You know what you need. We're feeding the birds though. You know what? The birds are probably taking those seeds and pooping them other places and uh, maybe other people will get figs.


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[Assistant] Oh, before, before the video came out. Yeah. Long before. Yeah. Uh, twice. So, uh, and I know it wasn't the best base. No.


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[Assistant] But here's the thing, it's not even like, like you wish Ark would just have...


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[Assistant] Like, certain rules. Like, whatever dinos are on that map, that's what's available, but you got people bringing in wyverns from some other map that's level 500, and they just, anybody that's building something, they'll just fly over and just eat their whole base. So like, I don't really know how that's


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[Assistant] Fun? Yeah, fun for them for one. It's like just, you know.


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[Assistant] And to not have a challenge, I would want, if I was the only strong force on the server, I would want people to build themselves up to offer a challenge.


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[Assistant] But I still think it's fun, like I still jumped in there and like it's kind of fun to try to like hide stuff or build a base that's uhm, like you know if people had, I don't even know if people are


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[Assistant] Cause I think our base might have got raided with explosives at one point. And that's fun to try to, try to counter. Like where can I build this somewhere else? Can I, can I get to the metal era and have metal walls where it's hard to get in or set up defenses? Like that's all fun as long as it's balanced. It's too bad you can't terraform in arc.


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[Assistant] But no, we kind of, we didn't know how bad going into it, but we knew it was going to be bad. We knew that we might end up just doing stories in single settings, single recordings, as opposed to our other series, which is just a long-term narrative. Like, we may just jump in and just have a fun adventure within a couple hours.


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[Assistant] So we're prepared to do that. Or we may need to switch to, uhm, uh, offline protected server. There's, I mean, we have options.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you know, we level up because we don't have any, uh, official online characters. So once we, I think once we level these characters up, we can transfer those characters to different servers, meet different people, and just whatever. Hang out with some online people.


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[Assistant] What other games can we be playing? I know. We didn't run into a ton of people there, but a few.


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[Assistant] Plenty of good people online though. Like I logged into our Ark server not too long after the video came out and it was funny because a few people from our community had logged in and found the base. But then I ran into, and the base was half destroyed at that point.


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[Assistant] And then I ran into, uh, two people, and they were like, oh, hey, what's going on here? The guy at the base keeps getting raided. And they were friendly, they gave me some food, and we just said hello for a minute.


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[Assistant] And uh, we're running into some nice people as well. But they've probably been eaten by a wyvern by now.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so if we can figure out how to get PV, cause yeaah, my computer at home wasn't able to, to record like they did, like the Zydex's here at the office. So yeaah, I'll get that set up, and if we do more PVP, and we do, and I, you know, cause sometimes you wanna harvest, uh, some resources in between recordings, so we don't spend our whole recording gathering wood or metal or rock. So, that'll help.


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[Assistant] That sounds awesome to me. It really does. Yeaah. I love being outside. Go out there like, I'm always like, can I eat that?


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[Assistant] You might be able to, like, roots. There's some sticks you can. Yeah. Sticks, roots. Yeah. Um, berries. Pixie sticks. Some berries you don't want to eat. Mhm. Pretzel sticks. That's what I'm talking about. Pocky. There's so much stuff growing out of the earth we're not using.


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[Assistant] My grandma used to just go chop weeds down in the backyard and add eggs to it and that's dinner.


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[Assistant] What? Yeah. Yeah. Like a poke salad, like a poke. Oh, they're a poke thing. Yeah, yeah, poke. Okay. But listen, when, uh, Survivor came out, I was so excited, years ago, when it first started. Right, the concept of that was great. Yeah, I was like, man, people just outside and they gotta figure out how to live off the land and build like shelters and work together. Nope, none of that. This was like a popularity contest.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was it. Got people standing on a box on one foot for three hours to win a Gatorade or something. Now, if they said, look, we got two teams, you guys go over there, you guys go over there, we're gonna check back in a week, see who has shelter, who's eating poke salad, uh, who's catching fish. So can I ask you a question? Who's dead? Yep. Right, who's dead?


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[Assistant] I like it. I'm worried that the reason they went that route is because that's what TV wants.


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[Assistant] Is it in the US? I have no idea. Is it a, is it a American looking person? Uhm, yeaah. Asian? Do you think we're in a, cause I've seen some that look like they're in Asia somewhere. It could be. Uhm, but then there's one that's just like a white guy, looks like he's from Tennessee or something. He's out in the woods.


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[Assistant] We could just go out in the woods and just live for a few weeks. In one of our backyards? Yea, just out here. Right here by the highway.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I want, you build a camp, you build a camp. You got a fish trap? Wow, that's creative. Good job. Oh, you made running water?


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[Assistant] Well done. Mhm. And at the end of the day, kinda like us in Survivor, you guys have your base and it's getting better and better and better, but this is in real life, a little bit harder.


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[Assistant] There's no season two. No season two. Should probably just fight to the death day one if that's the outcome.


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[Assistant] Nobody watched Black Seals yet? Nope. I tried to. What do you mean, tried to? It's on Starz. I mean, I tried to. Do you mean it didn't play? Or do you mean you quit watching it? No. Listen, Starz, right? It's Starz? Uh, well, I'm watching on Hulu, but it's a Starz show, I think. Watching on Hulu? Yea, I'm watching on Hulu. Couldn't find it.


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[Assistant] Some of the balls you can take back out, they lose points.


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[Assistant] Oh yes. Oh, they're good. You know what? I used to eat two of those every, every day before track practice. Yeah?


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[Assistant] Pink. No, back to snowballs. Oh, no snowballs. Pink. Oh no, pink, you like pink. None of them. Pink often. They probably taste the same.


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[Assistant] You know what? I ain't none of this shit. Swiss cake rolls, you know what I'd do? Take the chocolate off. Peel it. Oh yeaah. That's what everyone does, huh? Oh yeaah! Peel the skin off of it.


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[Assistant] Are they? Yes. They also make the other version, the flat ones, the little medallion sized ones.


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[Assistant] Here's an idea for a channel, and if they have it, but making clothes out of food. So like, imagine you made a milk dud hat. Oh. Like, that's one video. That would do it.


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[Assistant] Yep, or making a shirt out of swiss cake roll skin. Yeaah. The bacon burger is a-


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[Assistant] So, there we go. Cowtail bathing suit. Oh, uh, a fruit roll-up.


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[Assistant] Well here, here's some news. And Myrtle Beach! I got out of JoJo Rabbit the other day and I have a text on my phone and it's from Apsrow and Apsrow goes, holy crap, PF Chang's moving in next door to Carrabba's.


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[Assistant] I don't think she does. First of all- I didn't have the heart to tell you. How do you mix the t- Listen, it's not just me you affected. There's a whole domino effect going on, cause I was coming out of the movie.


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[Assistant] And I'm reading my phone, walking out the exit, and so I tell my wife, I was like, holy crap, and she gets excited, and the people in front of me turned around, faces lit up, excited, and I'm telling the people, they told.


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[Assistant] To be honest, the only reason I would go to P.F. Chang's is for the soup.


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[Assistant] The egg drop soup. That soup was- Their lunch specials are not good. No. Yeah, their food's mediocre. I don't like it. Their orange chicken was great. Orange chicken was good, and I like their lettuce wraps, they're pretty good, but their egg drop, I don't know what they're doing there, but it's, they're doing it right. That's alright, yeah. That's good.


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[Assistant] I went to a massage envy once. Okay. Actually, yeah, I got one at a hotel once too, cause it was, it was offered to us free as the, the, the work we were doing. We were like a meeting staff and they hooked everybody up with a hotel massage. The


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[Assistant] Okay. That's a lot more common in South America and Central America, isn't it? It's like, like you could just go up and buy drinks in somebody's porch.


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[Assistant] I'd like to see something more, like the massage idea I like, but take the, uh, discussion up a bit. Like, political, just like, imagine you got two people debating about Brexit while they're getting the massage. One on each side of the argument. No, absolutely, it works.


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[Assistant] You know what, when I live in Australia, you could walk into the mall, there'd be like, Thai massage people just all over the hallway. Like with their chairs. You know, you give them $10, you sit down 15 minutes, they're sticking their elbow in the back of your spine and doing all this stuff.


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[Assistant] I got one for free. I'd pay her from now on though. Does the quiche come? Is that like every time? Or is that?


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[Assistant] I was watching, uh, a cut of seven days, uh, and you had a gun and you like modified it and I'm like, I don't know how to modify this thing. You were like dropping stuff into the modify window. Oh yeaah. Oh I did that too. I don't even, I don't know how to do that yet. All you have to do is do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well I didn't know how- I thought you had to like click on the gun and some other menu would open like it used to be? No, it's- it's- I love that you can add all these mods.


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[Assistant] See, the game confuses me so much because there's so much, it's like, you haven't learned this yet, you haven't unlocked this yet. I thought I just couldn't use those mods because I hadn't unlocked them yet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, probably will. Like people have guns given to them by their great-grandparents. Yeah. And these things break after about ten minutes.


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[Assistant] I have it. Yeaah. It has an extension cord.


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[Assistant] Now how does it compare to your corded one? Is it less powerful?


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[Assistant] Oh no. I got a neighbor that does that. Yeah. I don't like that.


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[Assistant] Well I wanna talk about one thing real quick. What? Simon and I both ordered chicken synchronizados for lunch, which is supposed to be, uh, tortilla shell, cheese, avocado, jalapeno, and chicken. Guess which item they didn't put in there. Chicken. Chicken. Both of us.


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[Assistant] It doesn't look like there's any chicken in here. And it's like the Eastern European waitress, which...


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[Assistant] I'm sorry. Just stop. It's so weird of you to have a problem with this. Every waiter they have. I didn't even realize she was Eastern European. She's like, she could be in a Bond movie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, now that you mention it, it's plain as day. So you're wondering how this happened? Well, she needed a job. I know, I'm just not used to it.


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[Assistant] Simon, I learned a, uh, I learned a decent Italian word. I don't know if you've ever heard of this. Fattigullu.


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[Assistant] I forgot, I forgot the name of the nice lady who taught me the word, but I wrote it down and emailed it to myself on my phone. And you know what it means? I do know what it means. That helps.


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[Assistant] Italian Spider-Man's genius. Like there's, there's few YouTube videos that I would call genius. Italian Spider-Man is up there as genius. It's amazing.


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[Assistant] The hot dogs or sandwiches camp definitely had the audience.


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[Assistant] Ahh. Yeah, we don't have to blow through it, you don't have to go right from thing to thing. Editing. You can stop, take a break. Are we gonna stop? Yeah, we're gonna change the subject. Right now. I kinda wanna sip him a drink.


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[Assistant] That I've lost. I've lost it. Nevermind. What were you drinking? Tea? I had some tea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, well, it was just a funny story. It was like these three girls that came up and they were like, we all work for American Airlines. It was like, aw, neat, y'all came together. It was like, no, we came here and we started chatting with each other and all realized we all work for American Airlines. Holy shit! So yeah, it was just kind of a wild coincidence. I love that. I love that. All three of these people.


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[Assistant] I'm not super sick, but uh, he came over to my house just hanging out, or yea, the day before the first party, so Friday, uh, he, he wanted to try


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[Assistant] But uh, I mean, you're sitting down, but you're in the cockpit of a plane and you're flying it around. He played it for about five minutes. Oh boy. And then it was like, I gotta stop.


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[Assistant] And then we get, we're hanging out a minute. We're getting into my kitchen. He's just like.


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[Assistant] It says, thank you, Neebs Gaming. I love y'all and hope y'all do it again. Um, I think this is Ronnie M.


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[Assistant] Running him. Oh yeah, he gave me the card with the dragon to pop up thing. Oh, there you go. He says he uh, 500 miles on my scooter slash bike. Wow. To make it to the event. Okay. And he also says thank you Brad, for the inspiration to come in and meet y'all. Kisses, Ronald.


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[Assistant] I like it, I need more warmth. That is damn tasty. Now Anthony's coming in with his, with his hands open. That is a quality jerky. Oh, Anthony, actually, Anthony, stick around because I got a comment here about Anthony. Okay. One of these little...


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[Assistant] There's a paper here. Wow, old school! Yeaah. Ooh, paper. It says, Anthony, uh, I feel that because you were working the video PC so much, you did not participate a lot. I hope you had fun, and I enjoy watching your solo stream. This is from Sasha, the wife of Maypalmjelly.


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[Assistant] Uh, and says, PS, your hyperness is, uh, infectious.


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[Assistant] I'm just, I remember where it's at on Rainy Street. Don't remember the name.


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[Assistant] It's one of those games that, like, that moment at PLGX was pretty amazing, because that game lasted, what, 25 minutes? 20 minutes. Like, that's a game that could easily take 5 minutes, sometimes, because it could be so quick. Yeah, you can fuck up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like some of the best, uh, yeah, the Q&A stuff, just interaction was, uh, was fun, but any time, yeah, playing the game was great, and any time we like played an animation and stuff like that, I feel like that went over pretty well too. So yeah, more, just bringing up more stuff, showing more stuff, and all laughing together and having a good time together.


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[Assistant] You don't want campers in your restaurant. You want them in, you want them out.


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[Assistant] So hey, we should do a video where we go somewhere fun. We record it and, what? Simon, you can open your mouth, I wanna know. Yeah, but I feel like we should talk about


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[Assistant] Alright. Man, that'd be awesome. Sick trip. Somebody gets sick. Sick trip. One place I was looking at is Top Golf, which is 70 miles away from us.


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[Assistant] I've got two that I really enjoy. Chuck Norris can eat a taco without turning his head sideways. That one was nice.


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[Assistant] So, and, and I, I spend a lot of time with Bear. I'll like, so in the morning, go outside, throw the ball to him, uh, on my lunch, I'll eat, take him on a walk or throw the ball, whatever. And then, you know, after kind of I'm done working or anything, I'll do the same thing, run or throw the ball, whatever.


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[Assistant] But he's still like super needy, so I was thinking, in this situation, do I get another dog to like, be happy?


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[Assistant] Yeah, luckily, uh, we've got probably four or five people that would gladly watch Bear if we were going on vacation. Or have. Bear loves my dad.


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[Assistant] We're gonna do that right after we talk about our next sponsor. I'll take care of this thing.


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[Assistant] Hey, it's Thicc, if you wanna leave a voicemail, go back to 1995, and do so.


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[Assistant] What's the weirdest karaoke song that you could sing, like, as an anthem, or?


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[Assistant] I stink at it, but I enjoy it, because it's a challenge. It's the same thing with like, Apex Legends. I'm not great at it, but I like a challenge, and also,


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[Assistant] So here's the, uh, here's the headline I'm reading about this. I think you have to unlock a bunch of things in order to get the axe, but if you just wanted to get it, you'd have to pay $170.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, we have to, uh, meet someone for dinner. That's right. How much time do we have? Twenty-six minutes. And we're good, we probably have another five minutes on this.


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[Assistant] Hashtag what a weekend. Wow. Yes. Hashtag. Our first live show. Yeah. Ever. And we did it in our hometown. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause it was like. That's what we were supposed to and that's not the first of it. That's just the first of the show. This, this whole experience has been going on for, for months. Oh yeah. The planning. The party was the very first of it. Yeah, that's what he was talking about, right? Friday night party. No, he's talking about the first few minutes on stage.


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[Assistant] I appreciate it. I was at a knot in my stomach getting ready for the party. I'll pray for you. Uhm, I made it though. It's alright. You did. It's Friday night!


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[Assistant] I pull up in my car. I'm thinking, I'm early. I was there like, you know, 15 minutes before it was supposed to be. Simon and I were 15 minutes late or so. There were cars.


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[Assistant] Aligning the streets. The entire block, yea. The entire block. I'm like, man, people are here already.


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[Assistant] And then as soon as you walk in, I mean, these people, they were not waiting for the party to start.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like I didn't even actually get into the party I got to the perimeter and started talking to people and that's where I stayed until I was like look It's bathroom time. Yeah, you guys gotta tell the line. I'm not leaving. I'm just going to the bathroom. What an honor


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[Assistant] Yes. Day two. Day two. Ten o'clock in the morning. Yeah, we had to set up at ten, so Anthony was, this was a big, big weight on his shoulders. People were already in line, right? Oh, they were.


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[Assistant] We fixed that and then everything worked perfectly. It was a simple setup, so basically Anthony was like the DJ of the show. Which was great. Yea, you did awesome man. He had videos, he had access to the internet, he had a countdown.


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[Assistant] So they only had about 35 minutes before our thing. Anyway, even less time. Yeah, but I was told like as far as getting our audience in and out on time was like spot on. Sweet. Thank you guys. Yeah, I'm sure Thalium deals with stragglers.


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[Assistant] First we just kinda answer questions about, you know, YouTube. Anything. What it's like, yeaah. Just, uh. But really, that was like one of the-


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[Assistant] I actually was randomly firing prize balls out into the stage and one ball had a Q on it, one ball had a K on it, and it happened to be two guys, so we had an all male king and queen.


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[Assistant] I heard the pizza truck had the most sales they've ever had at that party. We broke a lot of records in Wilmington.


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[Assistant] And asking for the microphone. I can't do this anymore.


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[Assistant] They're crazy. They think ham is bacon. It's crazy. And they think Canadian geese are just geese. Weirdos.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but no, I was, I was a beat. When we left Waterline, I was


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[Assistant] Overall, I think it was a success. I think we should do it again. So, you know, stay tuned. We set the bar high. We did. Nowhere to go but down.


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[Assistant] And I saw it several days ago. Yep. And I love it. Yeah, pretty cool movie. Sure. And I want to tell everybody to go watch it and watch it before it's out of the theater because I want a sequel. Yeah, I want a sequel too. That's a theater one, isn't it? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well no, here's the thing. Cameron has the money. Sales aren't good. And the movie's fantastic.


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[Assistant] If it doesn't do well in the box office, it might not do one, so go watch it and just watch it.


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[Assistant] Well, yeaah, but you know, if you go to the store and they're all not ripe yet. That's true.


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[Assistant] We can tell the, the, just to, cause in the trailer, it says there was like, what, 43 children born on the earth all at the same time. And when they were born, the mothers earlier that day were not pregnant. Right. So you have these 43. Oh, immaculate conception. Immaculate conception.


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[Assistant] And film it. It's hard enough to, to pull something like that off without having to worry about a camera. And then you get a shot.


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[Assistant] But make sure you watch Alita, Needs Needs, Episode 2. Back to that, sure.


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[Assistant] So what do you guys want to talk about? My chapstick's almost out. Okay. You know how, do you carry chapstick? Nope. Anybody? Nope. I choose not to get addicted to it. It's not addiction.


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[Assistant] You're out of chapstick. Look how healthy my lips are. Please. I can't see. It's dark in here. They're good lips. You got some good lips.


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[Assistant] Why does he do that in German when he's in Sweden? What are you talking about?


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[Assistant] So you can't tell. Yeah. Uhm, and you know, I saw him eat peanut butter just for the podcast, so.


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[Assistant] It's too delicious. There's loopy pills and Viagra in there. My dog's done that, we've probably talked about it, but you put, you put heart medicine or something in a, or a heart worm or whatever in a peanut butter, and then he can lick all the peanut butter off and then spit that pill right back out.


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[Assistant] I think we have chewables now, but I've had them for a while. Oh, they're expired. Giving them bad pills.


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[Assistant] I couldn't survive that drop. No, when we're in the kitchen, Harley thinks it's always snack time. Kitchen, snack time. That's what he thinks. So you're just begging for food.


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[Assistant] Well, not too bad. Not too bad. Listen, we make our own little, uh, dog treats now.


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[Assistant] Well, that's exciting. Rice, chicken. Yeaah. I'll tell you what's exciting though, cause a lot of people listening were not here last Thursday for our stream, and Mama Neebs was on the stream. Yes, she was. Mama Neebs. She traveled down from the mountains to visit. She hasn't been here in like eight years. I love that she said that they were probably gonna leave, you know,


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[Assistant] She had a blast, she's still talking about it. I'm sure. But she's never seen what we do before, she's never been here.


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[Assistant] She's like, are those people on the game, other people playing the game? I'm like, yeah. And those are comments from real people. And it was a good, uh, raid.


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[Assistant] I've seen part of the movie, that spy movie she's in, and it was funny, so I want to go back and watch the whole thing at some point. She's got good diversity too. And yea, she does. I've seen her in some dramas.


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[Assistant] Thank you! Is it time to go into the, uh...


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[Assistant] You know the... You know what? Did you call me? You know what I'm saying? Are we doing this today? Let me start. I haven't started in a while. You know what? Go for it. This message is from Mikey.


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[Assistant] Uh, forget which video, but anyway. Good. Awesome as usual fellas, you guys gotta do another Amazon review video. Absolute comedy gold. Have we only done one so far? We've only done one, but we can do another. A lot of people still talk about that. Alright. You should dig up some fun reviews. Okay. There's bound to be a lot more out there. Of course. Maybe some stuff you'd want to buy, too. Yeah. Last time we did the banana slicer.


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[Assistant] Tell you what, all of, all of the, the saran wrap we got, fantastic. I was going to give that one big one away and I'm like, you know what, because every time someone sends us food, it ends up in an open bag just laying around the office. So, you know, we got all that beef jerky the other day. I just took the whole bunch back there and just wrapped it in, you know, plastic wrap.


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[Assistant] We're good, though, for at least 10 years. We've got 10 years of plastic, right?


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[Assistant] My god. You know what I need? And I'm sure that there's a product out there that's perfect for this. Probably even seen it and forgot about it, but the thing that you would put over your food in the microwave. Yeah. Like what is that thing? Is it rubber? Is it, what's it made of? Plastic, plastic.


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[Assistant] For in the microwave? Yeah. But that doesn't, microwaves don't work like an oven works, like- But like, you put soup in there, and you're like, well I'll just throw a paper towel over it. And then it starts turning around, and the paper towel falls, and now you got- Are you talking, you mean one of these little- Yeah, it's like a little-


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[Assistant] Well, it's too late. Keep using your paper towel. You could do a wooden one, right? That'd be great. Make one out of tin foil.


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[Assistant] I tried that when I was a kid, I forgot. Next message from neon11 says, I knew a guy who changed the way he sneezes for what it's worth. I had to Google sneeze to make sure it's actually a word. I read slash thought it too many times and now it looks like gibberish.


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[Assistant] That happens to me. You say a word over and over again, you think about it, and you're like, that's a sneeze. There's a lot of E's in that word, isn't there? Just two. Well, three. How often do you use a Z? But look at it for a while, and you're like...


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[Assistant] Uh, last comment from me, uh, today. From Joe Cho. This was on the Scrap Mechanic Loggers. And this is at Dora. Uhm, what? This is cause it's a pun joke. You ready? What did the audience say about the scarecrow comedian?


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[Assistant] You know what's funny, cause sometimes, uh, yeaah, I didn't really put that together, cause they just pop up on my suggestion thing.


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[Assistant] I dunno, when I watched it, I didn't feel any kind of like, uh, political or religious tone to it. It's just funny.


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[Assistant] Reptile armor pretty strong. Yes, it seems strong. Can you roll in it?


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[Assistant] I don't want to look like, I want us to look different. Okay. Well you can paint them, can't you? Yea, you can paint it, you can paint it like green and I can be purple and black. You kind of look like a reptile from Mortal Kombat. Because he's wearing reptile armor. Yea, it's reptile armor. But he looks just like Sub-Zero and Scorpion. Pretty much. But different colors. Oh, okay. One to grow on.


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[Assistant] Well, I brought up the cross thing, I said. Yea, and I brought in the anything that goes in. Yea, I wasn't listening. The point is like the ding-dong.


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[Assistant] Thick, thick, thick filter on his brain is like double filter. Yeaah. He didn't let a lot in there.


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[Assistant] I said KFC and like, no you didn't, you said Popeyes. And you're like, no I didn't say Popeyes. You play it back. You said Popeyes. Yep. Son of a bitch. Human brain crazy.


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[Assistant] As long as it's real. You know that stuff we're doing now?


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[Assistant] You make a person say something? Like you can... What's that call? What's that software called? Puppet?


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[Assistant] Watch, gonna get on Pornhub, watch that underground rail hoe. Walter Van Buren and Madonna going at it.


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[Assistant] Instead of comedy, it's philosophy. Sure. Philosophy and comedy. But it's funny, philosophy.


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[Assistant] You burned through it like you didn't let us comment really. Those slammed them by. We didn't get to comment on the comments hardly.


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[Assistant] Do you understand now though? You know the answer to that. Let me explain what I think was going through your head. I already explained it to you. But it didn't make any sense when you explained it.


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[Assistant] So what I think you were saying was, do the thrusters tilt? Is there a tilt? And what I was thinking was, just look at the ground below us, we should see the trees start to move behind us and the ground going by in a forward motion.


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[Assistant] So the fact that we backed all the way against one side of the map and we were going to travel across the map so we're spread out didn't factor into it. Nope. Yep.


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[Assistant] Sam, whether you know it or not, you are a part of our lives. You are. I saw that comment, I replied to it. You make up- Oh you did.


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[Assistant] I'm not superversed in politics, but I would think, I don't really see a reason why politicians should be taking


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[Assistant] News is our only way of, we can't just go interact with these people on a day to day basis. So you have to watch Fox News and CNN and listen to interviews and Young Turks, if you see them talking about something you're interested in.


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[Assistant] The only way you can get the truth is to hear every single side of it and try to deduce your opinion, even though you're still hearing it, you know.


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[Assistant] 50 years ago. It's uh, social media though, I mean it...


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[Assistant] You could destroy somebody. It's a double edged sword, you know what I mean? People get on social media, like, some people are very emotional. Yes. And they go in and out of emotions and social media is always on. So something they wouldn't have said today. No, there's, uh, unfortunately,


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[Assistant] I guess so. I want to say that I have, but I can't, I can't remember. I mean, I usually try it. There's something I usually try it.


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[Assistant] Never had turtle soup in New Orleans. Turtle soup's good. My neighbors always made that. Never had turtle soup. What do you think? It just tastes more like soup than turtle.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so we need to make a rabbit trap, and this bird thing, do the feathers stay in the house, or? I'm not sure. That'd be great, cause those feathers are hard to grab in that game. I don't find them hard to grab, I can get them pretty easily. I've, I've had some, I'll shoot a bird, and then the feather is like, uh... Oh, they'll go all over the place. It's a spaceship. You gotta be in there quick. It never comes down. It just goes higher and higher.


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[Assistant] It's caught in the wind. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna gather footage and show you the evidence. You got it. You're lucky.


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[Assistant] You know what, when I used to shoot Bo, I shoot, because my left eye is stronger than my right eye. I shoot left handed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would like everyone to go see Alita, Battle Angel, so I can see the second movie.


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[Assistant] Now anything else aside from that, cause you've been pushing that pretty hard. I think they're gonna be fine. If you spend a lot of time in the sun and cold, you should probably use chapsticks sometimes.


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[Assistant] No, I love it! Uhm, yeaah, I just wanted to bring up, like, you know, we're obviously on YouTube. Uh, we watch YouTube. What are some of you guys' favorite YouTube channels?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I mean. He's a good performer. Like, you know, yeah, that's all it is. That's it. Yeah, an incredibly good damn performer.


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[Assistant] Who's left? Uhm, I guess me. Uhm, channel I really likes, uh, Red Letter Media.


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[Assistant] Uh, and these are guys, I think they're out of Wisconsin. They're, um, they mostly do movie reviews, but this guy got famous.


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[Assistant] It's like an hour and a half long. Really? But it's incredible. You are. And I'll watch them now cause of this. He does, he does all the Star Wars movies. He did the-


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[Assistant] The, the latest Ghostbusters film. Yeah, they're wonderful. Wonderful movie reviews. So yeah, but they're long, but they're worth watching. And he talks like cool, doesn't he? Yeah, no, he puts on this character called Mr. Plinkett. Go ahead, do it.


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[Assistant] Usually they go for the bad ones in that format. Sounds like- But the other, the other, the half in the bag, they'll go see a movie and if they like it, they'll say they like it.


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[Assistant] That's just the name of the show. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I mean, they do drink a lot. I'll give them that. They, uh, they're constantly drinking. Yeah. You know, Wisconsin. That's weird. But I respect, like, they seem to have a fun setup, too. It looks like they've rented out a warehouse, and they've actually built sets. Oh, wow. So they're actually, they're sitting on a set, and they'll destroy half the time. Like, some- So somebody will come and- Tell us. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Youtube stuffs. Yeah. Well, I got one more. Oh, okay. Uhm, a channel I really like called The Completionist. And this is video game related. You brought this up before. Yeah. I like the company.


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[Assistant] But uh, yeaah, if you've never checked out The Completionist, this guy, uh, plays video games to completion.


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[Assistant] So, it's not only beat the game, it's get all the trophies, you know, go, it gets every little thing in the game, like, yea, exactly, goes through it. It's fun to watch, it's things that I would never do, cause it's like, I gotta get all the PlayStation trophies and I gotta do this, this, this, and it's basically review, like, is it, is it worth it to go through all this shit in the game? Is it ever worth it?


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[Assistant] Sounds pretty good. It's a deep dive into a video game. And it's not only new stuff. He does, you know, old retro stuff too. So I've always enjoyed watching old, the old completionist there. Nice. So yeaah. So yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh god. Yeah, hell no. I don't want to. It's like, yeah, I play a game. I love games, but I play a game for more than two hours and I'm done. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh no, yeaah, I love it when the three of us are together sometimes because we can get really silly.


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[Assistant] A couple of guys are out. Uh, well that particular episode, I think Anthony wasn't available, Niebs wasn't available. Right. So he was left with Simon and I. Yeah. Uhm, and we're terrible at Scrap Mechanic.


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[Assistant] Nah, you got no, I mean, it sneezes loud, it's got nothing on my wife. Good god. She's loud too, huh? It's like a, it's like a fucking shotgun going off.


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[Assistant] Alright, I got comments. This is from, uh, The Forest. It says, I've been watching Green Hell gameplay as well and only realized today that they are different games. You guys should try, try it out. It'll be a game you'll love to hate. And I've looked at Green Hell and it might, it might be something we could try in the future. There's a lot, there's a lot of chatter in that game though. The nice thing about The Forest is not a lot of chatter. And Subnautica, not the new Subnautica, the old Subnautica,


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[Assistant] Exactly. Right? Like, we hate chatter. Honest to God. But, uh, Green Hell is something I've seen, I'm curious about it, and I will look into it. So, thank you all. Multiplayer? Uhm, no, I don't think so.


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[Assistant] No, it just happens. It's like, as I'm talking, I feel it coming. Let it out. I'm not gonna keep it in.


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[Assistant] This is from the, uhm, Panther Problems, a cartoon we did recently, uh, from Schembo.


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[Assistant] That says, I know Duralius & Associates takes a long time to animate and it is not sustainable, but have you guys considered giving the assets to somebody like Ryan Storm and having them animate it? If the series is done for good, it'd be okay because it's the best web series ever, uh, but you guys see potential in more. I know I would love to see it. Please discuss, comment on comments. I need answers. Uhm,


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[Assistant] I guess you have to remember like something on the animation side. Animation is a hard part, but there's all the stuff that takes time prepping for the animation.


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[Assistant] The audio recording, the writing, putting all the audio together. Sound design. Sound design. That's the stuff we really don't have time for, and I wish we did. But yea, I mean, having an animator like Ryan Storm is, I mean, he's amazing. All the other animators we work with are amazing.


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[Assistant] You're super talented. And it's something that I would love to do, but still producing audio for something like that takes time.


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[Assistant] That's just the way it is. But we do have more animations coming down the pipe. We got some surprises coming along. We are, we are still pursuing animations. And, uh, I'm hoping we have something cool to show you guys soon. This is from Brian Cross and Thick, this is kinda directed at you. Okay. Uh, will you guys make a Conan Exile song? Yes.


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[Assistant] Ah, that was a quick yes. Set in the work stick. Didn't you talk to-


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[Assistant] Well there you go, uh, eventually we might make a ConanExile song.


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[Assistant] All on him. From Devil Kid Productions, uh, just curious, but of all the survival games you guys played, which would you say felt like the longest night period?


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[Assistant] That's true. Is it, is, is, yeaah, ARK was like that, wasn't it?


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[Assistant] Right, we want night to go faster. Honestly, like, yeaah, exactly, we like more day because it's easier to see. It makes for better, I mean, it's better for us, better footage. So yeaah, we try to skip the night a lot.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, that contrast every now and then, you gotta have it. But yea, I would absolutely say seven days felt like the longest night.


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[Assistant] So there you go. There's your answer. Those are the comments I got. Boy they were hot.


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[Assistant] It's like workers comp, right? Yeah. Workers comp. And that's right there. That's what you get if you break your leg in the office. Workers comp. Are you gonna train yourself to say it?


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[Assistant] If you're trimming it, it's not stuck. I've seen you grow your beard out, it gets afro-like. It stops going down, it just keeps going out.


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[Assistant] That's a big part of that game. Oh yea, no, the caves is kinda how you advance a story and how you obtain things. Yea. Like, but yea, it is dark, it is, you know, you can't really see a lot.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, the building is sweet, and uh, we're gonna build.


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[Assistant] Uhm, we're not doing Ark. I don't know what Anthony's doing.


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[Assistant] That's the thing, he did, like, lightning was following you, so even though he got him away as soon as he jumped off, lightning was following you so he runs back to you.


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[Assistant] So stupid. It's like watching a renaissance movie.


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[Assistant] That badger attack. During the owl sequence, I wasn't worried about him during that. That badger attack was kind of rough.


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[Assistant] Wow, we're here. The Dino Union is here.


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[Assistant] There's a couple of Dilophosaurus I think you had. They're, they're at the base. Okay. Uh, or at the, uh, the obelisk base. So I think they're okay. But they're the only surviving members. Thank goodness.


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[Assistant] What? Who? I don't know what you're talking about. Who's Camilla? Do you dream this? Camilla. Camilla.


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[Assistant] What was the end? Minute work? Minute work? I mean that's a BAM.


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[Assistant] Right? Hard work song. Man, it worked? Did they do- I'm joking. No, he said-


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[Assistant] I believe they ran off a cliff. I don't think they died from fall damage. I think they ran off a cliff and then they fall into danger.


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[Assistant] I think they should take fall damage. I think so too.


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[Assistant] Today's podcast is sponsored by Ridge Wallet.


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[Assistant] Now gluten free. Well. I'm kidding. I don't know if they're gluten free or not, but they are one of our sponsors. They're great. They have sleek RFID blocking wallets. And I actually showed the girl at a restaurant that I ate at. I was like, yeah, this wallets bad ass. Cause she was like, Ooh, what is that? Oh, okay. I was like, get one for yourself.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, seriously. I doubt she was excited. Well, I bet she would say, he told me to go to RidgeWallet.com forward slash NeebsGaming and use the code NeebsGaming to get 10% off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is rare, thankfully. Guys, just keep an eye on Dorales. Make sure he's okay. I'm cool. I'm cool. Just keep an eye on him. We're good. What did you eat today, Dorales?


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[Assistant] Well, we get a lot of gifts from our, uh, community, which we certainly appreciate. The nice thing that you don't have to, like, Bitcoin, if you want to send Bitcoin, there's no postage, there's no, uh, it's not gonna get lost at the post office. It won't get sent back.


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[Assistant] Send us a couple few bitcoins. I don't think we need any bitcoins. You don't know.


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[Assistant] I'd like to go, you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to go on the dark web and buy something that's fairly just simple. Yeah, just like a sweater. Yeah.


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[Assistant] A sweater with a human arm in it. Just attached to it. Yeah, like, just to say that I was on the dark web. Yeah, I got this sweater from the dark web.


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[Assistant] I still can't get away from those hentai pillow ads on Instagram because Astro said hentai pillow into my phone!


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm fine. I came in positive, probably leave negative, but that's, that's usually the effect we have on each other. Over the course of a day.


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[Assistant] Alright. Alright, well who wants to shhhht it up? I'll start it. I haven't started in a while. I don't, I don't know. I can't honestly say that because I don't remember. Yeah, it's not worth talking about.


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[Assistant] Uh, nevermind. Alright, uh, my first comment is from Jonathan Nye. It's from the latest Ark video. The one where Snickers dies. Rip Snickers. Uh, that was the first time I've ever seen anyone try to attempt the forbidden zone.


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[Assistant] Where device auto turrets do significantly, I believe 80% less damage to corrupted creatures than they do normal creatures. I would recommend a Giga for the Wyverns and maybe some high level enforcers with lots of health.


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[Assistant] You guys are very brave though. May Snickers rest in peace. That's considered the forbidden zone?


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[Assistant] I think what I would do there, like, if I had a group of enforcers and I wanted to level them up, I'd probably like try to draw some higher level things out, kill them with all the enforcers, then heal up, draw a couple other high level things.


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[Assistant] Uh, strategy, and said bring an owl with you for healing, but keep it far away. No. And she said, I can't wait for you guys to fight the desert titan. Hey, forward to that.


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[Assistant] My next comment is from Brittany Burton. It's from the Satisfactory video, which I'm having a lot of fun playing. Uh, she says, I'm not sure if you guys have noticed this or not. If you look inside the hub where you research things, one of the screens has a little Niebz Easter eggs text.


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[Assistant] The other thing is that the name of the computer there, the lady who talks to you is Ada, but I guess Ada was the first coder. I don't know. I heard that. No, they're just big needs gaming fans over there at Satisfactor. I don't know. We could ask them.


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[Assistant] Uh, next comment is from Jose Medrano. Says, just want to say I love you guys. Been watching you guys for years. Always make me laugh. Got a whole family into this channel. Got my whole family into this channel. Just some random family. Last week I got my, uh, are you a man shirt?


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[Assistant] Uh, for my wife, daughter and myself, they love the shirt. My daughter asked me if I got a shirt for my two year, two month.


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[Assistant] Our shirts are made dolphin free. Dolphin free. They are.


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[Assistant] Uh, um, Mayabi. Mayabi? Mayabi. Mayabi. One of them. Mayabi. Uh, we were talking about audiobooks earlier, and this is from the Amazon review video. It says, Dora's voice is so soothing and sweet, I would totally buy audiobooks if I knew he was reading them. Right.


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[Assistant] On a slightly more serious note though, I honestly love this series and hope it never stops. Keep up the good work guys, love you all.


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[Assistant] I'd like to hear you do, uh, yeaah, a sexy version of, uh, was it Fox and Socks? Yeaah. I still can't get through that fucking book. I can't read very well. What the hell is Fox and Socks?


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[Assistant] Can you bring up an excerpt from Fox and Socks on your phone and read it?


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[Assistant] Saying out loud, trying to read that book to him, like, cause a lot of tongue twisters. Um, I was just out loud. I was like, fuck this book. Like by page three for me, I was like, I can't get through this, but like walk and reading, reading that book might be cool.


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[Assistant] By the way, uh, Christopher Walken, the last thing he did was a film called The War with Grandpa, and they're in post-production on something called Percy right now, so he's been consistent.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the discoveries have been pretty cool, like, I haven't played too far ahead in the game.


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[Assistant] Just so those discoveries are new to me and interesting and it's fun to figure those things out on camera.


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[Assistant] And especially when you're moving and you see somebody and you're like a tumbleweed flipping around or.


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[Assistant] I feel like talking about vaccinations and whether you're anti-vax or pro-vax is almost like talking about politics. Like, you can- Some people can be. Some people are pretty angry, don't they? Yeah. Yeah. So I just like to stick with pizza. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Can you pick your voice? Like, that'd be great if they had like... I'm sure in time, yea. Give it time, Thicke.


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[Assistant] We were just talking about Charlie, uhm, because, App Store, you brought up Star Citizen. Yeaah, he brought up Star Citizen.


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[Assistant] Now, I'll tell you this, like when I have the game, and when I first started playing it, I think my PC at home has a 970 in it, uh, GPU. So, I was getting max 24 frames per second. Sounds about right. Now, I think the highest I've achieved is 42.


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[Assistant] So, and that's with the 970, so maybe a 1080 or a, you know, the, what's the other one? I don't know. That's out, yeah, whatever it is. You know, maybe, maybe you get a better frame rate, but I know that there are still crashes because I crashed the last time I played.


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[Assistant] And you can buy like fleets of ships. Uh, there's some that I believe there's one that's like 10 or 15 thousand dollars. Can you test drive them first? That'd be cool.


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[Assistant] I like a crunchy taco, which was actually invented by Taco Bell.


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[Assistant] They actually invented the crunchy taco. Again, it's a very American thing like he said. Chick-fil-A has been around 72 years.


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[Assistant] Right, because McDonald's has only been around 64 years. Wow.


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[Assistant] That's good. Because that really paints a, uh, a figure, you know what I mean? That's what I wanna see in 2020. Who's got the best jingle?


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[Assistant] What a snafu. Yeaah. I also hate that word. And then you found out your, your wife's not responsible. Yeaah. Right? She loses her wallet. Yeaah. She's got the grip of a four year old. Day one. Day one.


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[Assistant] And nobody knows this, but like, uhm, so driving, I'd fly out of Raleigh a lot because flying out of Ellis airport outside of Jacksonville was very expensive. So it was Wilmington. It was like,


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[Assistant] The smaller airports for, for whatever reason, so much more expensive. Like, it was the difference between a $300 ticket and a $1000 ticket. So I'd drive a couple hours to Raleigh. So going from Jacksonville takes about an hour to get to Interstate 40, I guess. And then from Interstate 40, where it puts you out at Warsaw, it's like another hour and a half to Raleigh. First time I did it.


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[Assistant] I see the welcome to Wilmington sign, cause I took, went the wrong way on 40.


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[Assistant] That'd have been worse. How'd I get here? Well I learned, I never did it again after that. Where were you flying to? Minnesota.


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[Assistant] Simon. What's that? Celebrity dog. Niebs Puerto Rican, candelabra lit, threesome in a cave. Oh, that's clickable.


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[Assistant] I had such a good surprise the other week. I got a new pair of jeans at, uh, Belk. And, uh, I wasn't really looking at the price. I just assumed they were around that price, you know? And there was the sale. They're probably the best jeans I have right now anyway. And they were like 20 bucks. Nice.


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[Assistant] One of my favorite things about Alita is that Christoph Waltz was such a big part. He's a joy to watch, in my opinion. Probably top five. He's great.


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[Assistant] In all fairness, Neebs is gonna be the one that knows what all these things do. So I'm probably gonna listen to him. How are you gonna compete with that?


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[Assistant] They, I've seen, uh, in the, I know it's probably common, but in the, in the Marine Corps, like out on the rifle range every now and then the roach coach would pull up.


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[Assistant] I'm curious how far we would have made it had we left it up. Because there was a lot of shit that came in. There was that one shot.


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[Assistant] Or whatever. And that sounds fun, cause you can shoot through the shield, apparently. Does that hurt the shield though, if you shoot through it? I don't know. We have a lot to learn. Yea, exactly.


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[Assistant] But we did it wrong too, so we don't know how far we would have made it. So yellow or blue? We should go for next.


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[Assistant] I, uh, similarly on the story you just said, uh, I ran into a friend of mine that named Darren last night in town, but, uh, about eight months ago he moved to Costa Rica and he manages a bar restaurant, uh, right on the, I guess, east coast somewhere, whatever. Anyway, I've seen the pictures, it's go- beautiful. But now that he's like past the, uh,


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[Assistant] Getting into the groove of the place, he was like, eh, I'm gonna start. He downloaded Tinder, started getting his Tinder on down there, and his first Tinder... He manages it. His first Tinder date was from Wilmington, North Carolina.


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[Assistant] No, I mean you could put that in your summary, but she didn't. Just the conversation they had over a drink. Is he lying Simon? Where are you from? Am I lying? Sounds like a lie. That's the, this is the test. Am I lying about that?


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[Assistant] Kinda had a different, more, uhm, confined vibe. You were like, kinda taken back over this city area, kinda.


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[Assistant] Good luck, buddy. Is that it for you? That's it for me, man. That's all I got. I might as well. Okay. This is from, uh, Igor D. Uhm, off the, uh, the golf scrap mechanic video. I believe all of mine are from the golf one. Enjoyed that.


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[Assistant] This one's from Jesse Gruber, same video. Uhm, I actually am a mulligan man, lol. I've been with Culligan six years now.


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[Assistant] I was like, hey, good for you. I, I noticed a lot of comments going, um, no, it's, it's Colligan, uh, man. I'm here to tell you. Didn't we address that was the joke? I thought we did. I thought we did too. Maybe I cut out, uh, I'm not sure, but we know it's Colligan, man. But then the word play was.


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[Assistant] I had some bubbles in the back of my throat. We heard them. Didn't feel right. Make this a little bit bigger. Oh, this one's from someone we know.


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[Assistant] Goes by the name of Iztekia. Iztekia. Iztekia. G'day. Wonderful member of the community. Yep.


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[Assistant] Except for with this comment. Oh! No, no, no. Or even better maybe. It's good, but I feel like she had a momentary lapse of uhm, I don't know. Reason? Maybe. Now that part's nice.


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[Assistant] Then she says no building montage this week though. Mhm. Some minus points.


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[Assistant] But there was. It wasn't long, but there was a building montage. Yea, but was there? There was, cause the proof is in the next comment from Brian Rodriguez. That montage music is awesome. Huh. Gotcha, Aztec-ya. BAM!


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[Assistant] I've heard ham-fisted before, but I'm not entirely. Is that like, uh, like the cheese factor, kinda? Ham-fisted. Oh, that might be it. I'm gonna look at it right now.


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[Assistant] Try holding a wallet with one of those. Right. Try making it through Easter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I thought that was like a wives tale. I thought. I don't know. But trimming. Snopes. Pulling nose hair. Trimming.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That sounds, I'd like to call Paper Rock Scissors here for ya.


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[Assistant] They might be. I don't know. I just know that they're called bugle sticks. Okay.


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[Assistant] I still think it's weird that parents at all, I know it's Michael Jackson, but that they regularly let their kids stay the night there.


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[Assistant] Well I guess the real answer is how do they pronounce it in Sweden?


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[Assistant] We're gonna take you up on that. So it was like uhm, like a fallout bunker, World War III, nuclear shelter kind of in place?


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[Assistant] Gigantic, uh, where like the majority of our government would go kind of place.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure I'd want to come out and see what came of the, you know, and be like surviving in that shit. I think I'd want to die with the bombs.


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[Assistant] Then you find out that they're all in bunkers that come up where the fuck is our trampoline?


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[Assistant] Speaking of bugs and uh, end of the world, uh, cockroaches.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the German cockroach, the most popular one, you know, the one that...


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[Assistant] Because there's hundreds of kinds. The small ones, cockroaches. Just the most common ones we see in our homes here. Well actually, those aren't germs.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, they've evolved to, uhm, they're evolving to not, like, care about sugar. So like, that's why the roach traps don't work. They just kinda go by, I'm like, eh, whatever. What are they like now? I mean, any other hot food.


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[Assistant] Well, I also, I also heard, this is on NPR, it was Science Friday, uhm, if humans died, cockroaches would die as well. They absolutely need us. So we have leverage. For survival. So yea, that whole end of the world thing, if we all died, they'd still be around, not the case.


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[Assistant] Apparently it is already kind of in drywall and is just waiting there dormant until it drywall gets wet. We should take that out of there.


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[Assistant] New England clam chowder. All the way. Like, I'll go both. You remember when I had the cornhole parties? Yea. And my neighbor would make one of each? I need some context. You remember that?


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[Assistant] Uh, no. Oh, well, I love them both, but I think there's a time and place for both. There is a time.


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[Assistant] We just never quit. Can't stop, won't stop. And look at this, I'm done!


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[Assistant] As far as the Conan and the similarities, yea, it's obviously, you've got a similar genre going on. Uhm, not gonna say it, but it sounds like that person, uhm, is just tired of that genre overall anyway.


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[Assistant] Does the weather fluctuate as much as anyone know? Don't know much about the map at all.


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[Assistant] I assume there's like the ice places and stuff like that, but yeaah.


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[Assistant] Looks like a lot of desert. The variety is not annoying. The weather, how hard it hits you. Could be. It's a little extreme.


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[Assistant] That could be a wonderful troll too, if it was just like hell on earth there. But I kinda believe it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like kinda claustrophobic where we are. Just, I feel stuck there.


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[Assistant] Especially if there's a special, if we have a special particular release of something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is some good, uh, cerebral, entertaining, uh, listening right there.


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[Assistant] The, uhm, well it's like the evolution of duct tape to just being duct.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it wasn't something that was planned. To do that would have been incredibly risky. I don't think we could have orchestrated that. Had it dormant long enough for him to have his little scene outside waiting for it or whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was it. Alright, I'll go. I've got a bunch and I'll just trim out a couple. I remember these are from a couple weeks ago too, so uhm, most of them from Dread Halls. Uhm, which only three of us played, if you haven't seen it. The VR horror game. The VR horror game. And I thought three of us playing was absolutely fine. Yes. Even though I would have loved to have seen Niebz and yourself, Simon, play it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would have loved to have seen you in that. Yeah, me too. Uh, next time or next VR game, whatever.


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[Assistant] But I enjoy how it worked out as well. But the first comment is from Kyle Faust.


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[Assistant] Who says, App Sir was the most polite and creepiest pervert at the same time. That is a talent sir.


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[Assistant] Uh, when he was trying to look under the, uh, creepy lady's dress. Under the skirt.


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[Assistant] And it was true, like how he pulls that off, I don't know.


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[Assistant] You were so, you were, you were breathy big time. I was incredibly breathy. I remember when I first heard it, I was like, shit, that's awful breathy. And I was like, I'm going to go in and clean that. And I realized how it was just throughout and I was like, I'm not going to clean that. Like, like as far as, um,


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[Assistant] Like putting like an exponential fade on the back of each word that, you know, that would have taken me maybe a full day. So, uh, I just accepted it. It's like, uhm, but notice, or someone said,


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[Assistant] It wasn't in my mouth. I've just got a breathier voice, I guess, and it definitely came through on that mic, but noted. I didn't know it was going to be that. Is it the headphone mic? Yea, it was straight off of the, uh, cause we don't have any lobs, you know, otherwise I'd be happy to use a lob if we had that set up.


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[Assistant] But uhm, yeaah, we should get a lav for some, at some point. But yeaah, it was straight off of the Vive headset. But uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was worse than I thought it would be and it was definitely worse on mine. Noted and learned.


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[Assistant] Yup. Uh, Dora's probably got the most leftover muscle on him, but you can tell it's turning to fat though.


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[Assistant] Why would they say that? That's mean. I don't know. I think my fat's like, well maybe not in the gut, but I, up top I'm fine. But thank you for noticing. Not according to booty cheeks. Booty cheeks, thanks. That was a compliment from booty cheeks. Leftover fat.


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[Assistant] But like then there was like comments underneath like Brooke Burton said, I don't see any of them as being fat like at all.


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[Assistant] And then someone said, I like suppose you're like right, you know, cause they love each other.


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[Assistant] It's fun. It's seeing the genuine reactions of a scary game. Like, they're very real. Those, those fight or flight moments are...


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[Assistant] Like, in the thumbnail, Abstro's face is like the front and center one. And it looks like one of those faked...


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[Assistant] I'm scared, kind of, you know, photoshop-y in things. Uhm, no, that was... Something you grabbed from gameplay? I grabbed it from gameplay, and it was, it was beautiful.


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[Assistant] Uhm. Bar fight was really fun. Bar fight was fun too. It was great, yeaah. Joshua Anderson says, Hey Thicc, why don't you girl pair? Oh, he was sick. Thicc was sick.


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[Assistant] I was happy that you were a part of that, just so I had that to go to in between the other two, you know?


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[Assistant] Uhm, another rip on Dora from Roman Hristov. Haha Dora you vapin'? What Subaru do you drive?


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[Assistant] You just turned into Sugar Bear. Oh, cause I'm- I was doing comments. Oh yeah. Got you. I don't understand that one. Anyone know the answer to that?


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[Assistant] Yep. And that's why he gets all both sides of the political spectrum. He gets all walks and they all like trust him, which is gonna get you your best interview.


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[Assistant] He's really good at it. Uhm, this is, we're talking about Dreadhalls 1. This is from Miller on the Run. No banter? Frowny face.


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[Assistant] And this is the, uh, final comments that I'll have from Brian Sanders and granted this is from a couple weeks ago.


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[Assistant] Well, I figure I'd make up for, usually you come in with two. Attaboy. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Brian Sanders says, uh, come on guys, where's the content? Seems like channel has been struggling since the hurricane, less uploads and what his uploads seems to be getting shorter. Glad Spider-Man playthrough is over with, so maybe we can get some 30 minute arc videos. That's what the vast majority of your fans are here for.


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[Assistant] That's kind of why I brought this, this up. Yeah. Uhm, do you check every day and if you do check?


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[Assistant] Yeah, go to the videos and look, uh, holy shit, I did miss three videos. Like, you know, you might be surprised. Just keep checking, buddy.


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[Assistant] You don't know. All my stories were true. Oh please. Honestly, it's pathetic.


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[Assistant] Oh, ten? I think five would be safe. We'll do five, you're right. We should have a timer on the wall for every video start.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. And then once it goes ding, we just swear our hearts out.


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[Assistant] What kind of, uh, teasers, what kind of little spoil-y nuggets could you throw out?


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[Assistant] I understand that with your mom and the kids and the whole thing, but if you're gonna make a good sandwich.


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[Assistant] Well, I think it's gonna take it to a different level if like, Meebs and I get to try it. You should try it. Of course we should, because you could take a bite


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[Assistant] You know what? Wallets are essentially a sandwich for your monies and your cards.


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[Assistant] They made it onto our podcast. They sure did. Luckily. Those kids are going somewhere. You're welcome. Hey, Neebs. Yeah. We all said hi, say hi.


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[Assistant] Most of the time. Well, that's like a dessert, like a treat yourself kind of a thing.


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[Assistant] Well, cause of, uh. He did. He did. Was it a cake on Facebook? Well, it was your, it was your wife's, uh, you know. Birthday. Yep. So you had cake together? Yeah. Hold on. Yeah. You had a cake? Yeah, you ate cake.


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[Assistant] I tell you, I had one of those, I had a little date this last weekend, went to a pinpoint restaurant downtown. It's one of the better, it's really good shit, and they've survived for three and a half years downtown, which says a lot, cause you know, downtown's like always cycling out.


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[Assistant] There was a guy I knew that worked there, okay, that I'd run into at a bar a couple times. So I come in, sit down.


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[Assistant] He's the owner. I didn't know that. So I was the shit. You know what I mean? Got a free dessert, all that stuff. How cool do you look when you know the owner really well and you're like, talking shit with a... That was fun. You must have looked so cool. Everyone was just so jelly around me.


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[Assistant] We're gonna put a timer on the wall, five minute countdown timer. Okay. And every time after that, you don't swear anyway, but we can just, it's wide open then. We can just time it with the phones. We should make up our own swear words. But it's gotta have the, they gotta be sharp, there's gotta be a... Yeah, think! Or FLIRK! But that's close, you know what I mean? Mongol! Well that's a Harry Potter thing.


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[Assistant] Look at this, this is some good shit. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Right. Right. That is fascinating. Should talk about that more sometime.


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[Assistant] There's like three full, like, live hens and a duckling down in the corner of the DeVay. This is crazy. It's DeVay. Just so we know.


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[Assistant] Campaigns are fun. You guys could realize your bromance and fight the flood together. I tell you, when the flood comes into play in that game, uh, game on.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it was fine. I had that little part in that parental guidance movie and during the table read I was in the bathroom and Billy Crystal peed right next to me. Was he not at the table read? He was at the table read, but I wasn't sitting next to him. I was sitting next to, uh, uh, Bette Midler. You guys peed together? Yea, we peed together. Did he talk?


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[Assistant] Well, in the bathroom you just don't say anything. Yeah. That's the answer.


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[Assistant] Just cling, yeaah, the pull helps with the cling. So you can get the like the wrinkle, if you pull the wrinkles out of like the top, it will more than likely stick to what you want it to stick to.


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[Assistant] Just saying. Thought that was a given. And then, uh, it's not a given. Okay. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And the other thing is like, you know how that the chemical compa- like everything was changed with cling wrap apparently, if that's what you're saying? When did they do that with gum? Cause gum turns into like, it just does it-


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[Assistant] Like breaks away now. Does it? Yeah. If you have gum in your mouth too long, eventually it'll just like.


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[Assistant] I thought the person next to me might smell it. I was kinda worried.


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[Assistant] Right, but still, hardwood. I like, I like a rug on the hardwood, especially in a bedroom. Like, my feet, I want them to go down on a, like a rug, and then everything around that can be hardwood, cause I like the, uh, I like having it, like, layered, you know.


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[Assistant] I'm going just cause I'm just gonna go. Alright. This is from, uh, The Last Conan, I believe.


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[Assistant] Other ut- oh, this is from, uh, hugetrada.


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[Assistant] Seriously, I didn't get that at all, but I was like, okay. I feel like I used to get more shit for, uhm, video titles back, like, in New Zealand and stuff like that. And then I see some of the titles that you guys put on yours these days, and I'm like, fuck you.


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[Assistant] Thank you so much. So yea, I've got just two within the last whatever month or so, but like,


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[Assistant] I'm talking about the words that are in the title, not the combination of that and that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so. So this is from the last scrap mechanic, not the best scrap mechanic. I know. I know.


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[Assistant] Do you? I didn't know. I do. I do. Well, you don't watch our stuff. No, I do. I watched the last tank one. Yeah. Uh, A-rock says, Duralius, that's a really great build. Which brings me back to...


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[Assistant] Remember the time that we pre-recorded your- cause you weren't gonna be in town when we recorded?


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[Assistant] And you just gave me a bunch of responses, just canned.


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[Assistant] I really enjoyed that. It was fun to layer those in. I liked it too, and I think you should reuse them. So it was fun to, I don't have them anymore. It was fun to read that one, just because my build was shit. And on that note, my final comment, same video from I've not watched one episode of My Hero Academia.


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[Assistant] Long name. Uhm, says, Doraleous how- or however the fuck you spell it. Your builds are complete utter garbage. Usually I don't mind because you have Anthony to, uhm, composite for the lack of skill. I'm sure he meant something else. But golly, your tank fucking sucked donkey dick and it pisses me the fuck off. That tank was garbage.


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[Assistant] When he looks something up on his phone, how proper he gets, like look at his form. It's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Try it. It's fun. Mhm. Just a lot of diversity in the world. A lot of like, I love that there's bosses everywhere. Yeah, that's such a big thing. I love all that stuff. It's great, man.


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[Assistant] We got that whole, like, kind of film industry thing behind us. It's, uh...


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[Assistant] It makes you kind of proud of something. Like, you know, it's just a more rewarding way to approach, uhm, the gameplay that we have. And I think it would work in Battlefield in the sense that


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[Assistant] We can't have the storylines going like Ark or anything. We have to still play like it's Battlefield. It just happens to be caught at different angles that might be, uh, kind of intriguing to see. It looks like that system in Battlefield is, uh, it's pretty neat in 5. See, if you could use it sparingly. Sparingly, sure. Every now and then just...


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[Assistant] But we do have an idea of what we want to accomplish every time we come to a conclusion.


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[Assistant] There's also something to be said for the fact that we play these games for the most part once a week. So it's not like we're constantly playing them.


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[Assistant] You know, when most people play a game, they play it pretty consistently.


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[Assistant] And they know that world like great. Granted, we know these worlds, but we're not great gamers and we don't retain it because it's just a couple hours of every week.


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[Assistant] So, yea, and there's game, other games mixed in, so it's, sometimes we forget, like Simon and I, we'll forget just, uh,


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[Assistant] Did we muscle through all the comments, sir? Yeah, we did. Every single one. Guys, I saw Venom on the plane. Let's talk about it. I really enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] I thought it was great. Everyone's saying it's great. I thought it was really, really good, man. And uh, Tom Hardy's wonderful. I liked the relationship he had with the thing. The suit. The symbiote. Symbiote. Yeaah. I just really enjoyed that movie. Quite a bit. You know what I enjoyed?


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[Assistant] Uhm, we've done this a couple times.


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[Assistant] To bounce back into a regular lifestyle is gotta be an, you know, cause that friend of mine that...


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[Assistant] She was a veteran of quite a bit and now she's, you know, she went to nursing school and she's, she got back into life.


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[Assistant] It was really interesting. My friend, the one thing I'll always take from what she said, which I was like, oh, well that makes sense because she was a veteran of like over 500.


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[Assistant] And, uh, she was like, I'm a sex addict. Over 500 what? Over 500 porn films that she was in. She was like, I was a sex addict, and that was the safest option.


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[Assistant] Because when you're doing that a certain level up, as far as production value and stuff, they are all tested, for the most part. And that, she could get her, uh, her rocks off and it was like safe. Even though it was out there. She didn't really give a fuck that it was out there. Yeah, she didn't care about the public part. But the money's great.


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[Assistant] Probably our peace, love and gaming expo coming up will be similar to the fire. That's, that's the bar.


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[Assistant] Well, here's the thing is like, you know, with movies and stuff, we have friends that are doing film work and there might come a time where we have to resort to going back to film and television.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I think like streaming seems to have more value now in some spaces or seems to, obviously it's growing.


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[Assistant] That would lead us to ask ourselves at some point, do we start to do more live streaming?


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[Assistant] And at what capacity and what sort of content. Yea, I don't know. It's like, we're still fine. We're doing fine. Yea, yea, we're fine. Yea, we're great. You know, many of you out there listening to this, uh, have made that possible. We thank you. Yes. But, but yea, sometimes you have to evolve.


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[Assistant] But in some cases you have to be proactive and not reactive. And that way it looks more organic when you grow and more thoughtful.


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[Assistant] Here's what I can see us doing live, uhm, that probably wouldn't infringe on our creativity, is this podcast.


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[Assistant] But I guess here's the question is, and I guess this would be for the audience as well, cameras or no cameras? On us.


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[Assistant] He's handsome, but he also looks like every soldier in a Civil War picture.


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[Assistant] Uh, Neem's Gaming Live. Yeah, we, I had an idea for a game that our community could play while they wait for us to do stuff, if, if that's the case. Or we could even play it, uhm, in the spirit of Simon. Uh, Bada Bingo. I like it. Love it. It's so perfect. I don't even know the structure of it. I just love the name. It's Bingo! It's Bingo with this Italian guy!


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[Assistant] If you take away, Neebs Gaming from Neebs Gaming.


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[Assistant] It's basically Simon's channel. Everything. I know. That's why I've said it for years. You cannot leave. That's what makes me want to leave.


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[Assistant] Or you can, uh, you can write in new parts for a certain part, or for a certain fee. Like, yeah, I would, uh, start on Star Wars immediately. Oh, the new one? Yeah, yeah. Insert line here.


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[Assistant] You're not a professional until you've taken some blow before. I haven't done blow in years, guys.


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[Assistant] It'd be great if there was a song that instead of doing the real fast thing, they had to make a song about the side effects that happen.


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[Assistant] Like a very slow, or, or it could be an upbeat song. Just a jingle, a side effect jingle.


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[Assistant] I know that, uh, and I think I've talked about this before, the cryotherapy. Yeah. Cryotherapy is awesome.


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[Assistant] Uh, I had tennis elbow. I did not play tennis, nor... Anyways, I went into cryotherapy, very skeptical.


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[Assistant] They got me down to like something like a negative 120 degrees, longest two minutes of my life. Whole body? Whole body, except your head. It's you, you get into what looks like a standup tanning bed, but your head sticking out.


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[Assistant] Two days after I did it, completely gone and it's never come back. The other thing that was awesome about it is I kind of felt like I was being frozen in carbonite and I wanted to tell somebody there, I know.


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[Assistant] What do you, what do you know? It's Empire. Tell me you love me. No? No. Okay. It wasn't working. No, it wasn't working.


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[Assistant] I couldn't get it to go away with regular medicine. How much was it?


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[Assistant] With little effort but with high energy. Yup.


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[Assistant] I was thinking something bigger. Like several different dumpsters.


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[Assistant] And here's, oh, you take some sort of trash, you throw it into a dumpster. If nothing comes out, that's a point, but you might hit a homeless person and they come out and chase you.


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[Assistant] I am, I have no feelings for anything or anyone.


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[Assistant] But seriously, because I purposely don't give money to homeless people when my kids are in the car, because I let them know.


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[Assistant] That could be you someday standing there on the corner begging for money if you don't get your shit together. And if I see you there, I'm going to pass you up and not give you anything because you didn't work hard and you didn't do the right thing. Now I get it. That's not every situation.


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[Assistant] But the thing that I want to do overall going back to my kids is I want to scare them into success. But that's not the best way to go. It doesn't matter. I've already, I've already began


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[Assistant] It's not, it's not, it's not full on fear. It's not, I don't, I'm not.


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[Assistant] Like scaring them completely into se- like that part of it, right there. That's what you have to fear.


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[Assistant] The other thing that I like to show them is what hard work can do. Well, you see that, you live it. Yeah. So that's good enough. So, hopefully.


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[Assistant] They have a lot, they have a, they have at least a five or six head.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I really wish we had started cause you're- No, we're not starting. It'll be fun.


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[Assistant] Fun. Well played, Anthony. Well played. Who's starting this bitch off? That's a good question.


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[Assistant] I heard a kind of a fun phone story last night. A friend, uh, who worked at K38.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't remember which one, but whoever the, like, the owner was, apparently there was a cook there that, uh, this was years ago, that, um, was always on his phone.


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[Assistant] Like, always on his phone and the owner was pissed one day. Grabbed his phone, put it in the, uhm,


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[Assistant] The deep fryer, like dropping it in the deep fryer and gave him 600 bucks.


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[Assistant] Fuck. That could have ended up really bad. Yeaah. He's got some issues.


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[Assistant] That's very sumptuous. Sumptuous. Sumptuous. Did you know that less than 1% of the world's vanilla flavor is


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[Assistant] Is actual vanilla- from vanilla beans? I believe that, yeaah.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of interesting fetishes out there, even though I think that comment's just for giggles. Probably a giggle comment.


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[Assistant] For those who do, uh, jack off to Nabe's Gaming, maybe we can give them, uh, a group 10 seconds of ASMR.


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[Assistant] Yeah, terrain. But you didn't, you don't know where the goal is though. You're starting to, like with a flag, you don't know.


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[Assistant] I've been killing it lately, so maybe a solo show with you?


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[Assistant] It's nice to have a different flavor pop up in a game we've been playing for a while. Seven days is going there a little bit. Just a slightly different flavor.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, I don't know. It's gonna grow up wondering why he or she loves Niebz Gaming so fucking much. It's the first word. It's gonna be confused. Assumptuous.


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[Assistant] I didn't see anyone else making a move, so I just dove in, you know. I forgot my phone was there, it's been so quiet, so. So, I've got five comments. This is from, cause we missed a little bit, you know, we're making up for time, so this is from the BattleBots Scrap Mechanic.


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[Assistant] Ada Hopp underneath says, uh, apparently I'm the only one in the office that ever watched the show.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, so no Ada Hop. Simon and I are very familiar with the show, as are the rest of the team. Well my builds suck boss.


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[Assistant] Uhm, next comment, uh, this is from Ben Schultz on the same video. Ben Schultz says, I came to kick the chain but ended up shitting the bed.


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[Assistant] Just enjoyed that. I like that kicking the chain's still a thing. It should be. Uh, next one's from, uh, ASDDDSA. Asdza, I guess. Stop letting Duralius pick the music.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Nacho Kid responded with, uh, guarantee this will be on commenting and comments. Hello, Doraleous. Hey, Nacho Kid. No, this isn't gonna make the cut. It's not gonna. And I like the music I picked. Sorry.


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[Assistant] Alright, this is from Zeke Clark. Fun fact, I thought Anthony and Adahop was the same person. Fun fact Zeke, they are.


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[Assistant] I think it's funny. When, in all actuality, it was Anthony that cut that GTA.


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[Assistant] I'm against the idea altogether, cause where do we stop then? Do stand-up comedians deliver a joke and then go, that was sarcasm. No, this is just the text.


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[Assistant] Okay, so, this is from the most recent scrap, the death race. It's become the equivalent on Neve's Gaming, the equivalent of... Watergate.


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[Assistant] Of not Watergate, no. But of the, uh, remember that different color dress picture? Like what color is this? Golden. Golden, white. Mhm. Blue and black. Yeah. This is the equivalent of that. On this video. Is it like a scandal? The Yanian, uh. A scandal?


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[Assistant] Okay. But, here we go. Nathan Hutchinson says, a lot of people address this, but I picked Nathan Hutchinson. It was the top comment. Did no one notice that Anthony actually won? He just quietly completed his third lap. He didn't even notice.


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[Assistant] And then the comment underneath it said, and that has 319 likes, no thumbs down.


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[Assistant] Uhm, one little heart kiss or whatever. 41 replies, I don't know what it's at now, probably more. Jacob Wendling says underneath it, Anthony finishes three laps, then Niebs finishes three laps. Niebs wins. Wait, what? How did Anthony lose count? Am I insane and counting incorrectly?