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[Assistant] When you're in a fight, absolutely. Yeah. Well, I also think it's more, I think it's better for the, half the time, I think it's better for the people who are watching too, cause you get to see more.


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[Assistant] I understand that they do four times as much damage to things that are corrupted, so the things that look like they're all fucked up, if we travel with them, the enforcers will fuck them up big time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like I've had the same experience because I've heard the Simicoli thing before. It just doesn't, yeah. And maybe, maybe I'm wrong, but every time I'm trying to make an animal stop fighting, can't do it.


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[Assistant] Well could it be just that you're not looking exactly in the right place? You know, like you're getting underneath a dino and it's ridiculous how you can't get on it unless you're at a certain spot in the foot.


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[Assistant] Unbelievable the talent that it takes to make these things. Yes. And yet these very simple things are left out of the game.


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[Assistant] Nibs, I get what you're saying, and what we've said about we want it to be exciting and this or that, but there's so much that we have to do in this game that we're, we're gonna be venturing outside of our, if we're in a safer area, then we're gonna venture outside of that area all the time. We're gonna have bases.


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[Assistant] Also the way we're doing because we kinda, with extinction, we've kinda told ourselves, alright, we're kinda limiting the flyers we can have, at least out of the gate.


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[Assistant] Because we do think it's more exciting being on the ground. Yeaah. I mean, it's easy, it would have been easy, alright, tame some pterodons and we can just fly over there and then pick a spot for a base that's relatively safe. Anybody can do that.


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[Assistant] It's just more fun to do it. Let's see if we can run there. Let's see if we can set up a base, be attacked by a bunch of stuff at the same time. It makes for a more exciting video.


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[Assistant] Now, once we get, uh, we get more, we have to level up our characters, we'll get good weapons, we'll be able to take that shit.


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[Assistant] You guys heard, uh, if you have a wireless mouse, you're not supposed to call it a mouse. What do you call it? A hamster.


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[Assistant] Cause mice, mice, uh, hamsters don't have tails. Mice have tails.


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[Assistant] Are they, I guess they're little nubbies. Nubbies. Interesting.


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[Assistant] You won't, you don't notice it when you're like doing fast pitch. It was underhand. No, don't lie. You held it, you tossed it up and then you kicked it. That's awful. I'm sorry I brought it up.


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[Assistant] It should have been years ago. Yeah. Alright, so who's next? I'll go! I will go! Me, me, me!


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[Assistant] I only have three comments. This first one is from, uh, Conan from Bevil7 that says, put that dorketto clothes on your stripper and you will see the difference.


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[Assistant] And we did. We did. And we decided, like, what? Yup, YouTube would probably, uh, demonetize that video, so we took it off. Mhm. Because, yeah, that's, uh, that's one hell of an outfit.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. It's an advertisement for sex. Yup.


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[Assistant] Uh, this comment's from Jay Rice. Says, I can't stop watching Toonstone. I'd love to know if you guys will ever do a sequel. Comment on comments could answer this, perhaps. And we love Toonstone, uh, but we probably won't do a sequel. No. Cause God knows where those files are. Yea, I doubt that one would. No. Yea. I keep everything. No, I know you do. They're, they're on a drive somewhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would too. Nah, yeah, Tombstone was a lot of fun, but yeah, if we did another movie, yeah, we'd probably want to do something completely different.


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[Assistant] Last comment is just from Daniel Cortez that says, can you play Atlas, please? Thanks.


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[Assistant] Man, the backlash on that game was, uh, tremendous. Yeah. Uhm, and mostly because a lot of people said it's an art clone, which, to me, I expected.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. It's like, okay, they're reusing a lot of assets from Ark. But it's a different game than Ark. So obviously it's a clone, but there's a lot of different things, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and apparently nothing works right now, but it's early access. Like that's the other thing, it's like they were, they were clear in their communication of like, this is an early access game. So, just to warn you. And then everybody just jumps in and expects it to work perfect? Like, the fuck is wrong with you? Like no, it's not gonna work perfect, it's just...


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[Assistant] Early access ga- like all the time they're releasing these things, and what they're trying to do with this one, with putting every server together to make one big world, of course it's gonna be a clusterfuck.


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[Assistant] I was like, yea, then that's, I feel like it should be our decision. It's like, no, let's wait until they work the bugs out. How much was it?


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[Assistant] Like when it releases. But yea, I also understand putting it out for free just for stress test. Oh yea, I'm torn on the whole thing. I dunno, it's weird. I am torn too.


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[Assistant] Yes, uh, which is, I mean, yea, any multi-players.


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[Assistant] But, you know, but the one thing that I could see from you saying that you can get it from green areas is the fact that if you're not by water, you can get water. Yeah, you can get it somewhere.


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[Assistant] I understand that though. The forest is kinda like that too. The forest, you are surrounded by ocean, you can't drink that water. You either have to find a little water source, but you have to be careful because if you drink it you can get sick.


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[Assistant] If you find a pot, yeaah, you can put water in the pot and boil the water and it's fine. And also you can, in some instances, find water that is safe to drink.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and not have to, you know, eat a bug and then wait for your health to regenerate before you can eat a, eat a bug. How about I just eat 30 fucking bugs? Be done with it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Nope, I'm done. Ooh, it's a wrap on Absro. Rapsro. Who's left?


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[Assistant] That is a good suggestion. Yeah, I thought so. That is a reference to Zagrelius. Well, here's a little, here's a little clip. You must guess my name in order to cross my bridge.


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[Assistant] That was old. It's going way back in the library. Oh yea. It's like episode 2. Is it? Episode 3. I think it's 3. Yea, 2 was a cat, you're right.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I wanna see if they were chasing after me when I wasn't on a mount. I feel like I've seen those things just attack anything out there though.


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[Assistant] They, okay, so they just attack anything. Tamed or untamed. Okay. Which makes sense, because yeaah, they just come after us no matter what we're doing.


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[Assistant] If you attack, okay, if you attack something and a scout sees you do it, cause yeaah, I've definitely been killed by an enforcer a couple times, and yeaah, what must happen is those little flying robots see you attacking an animal, and say, hey, enforcer, that guy's an asshole, kill him.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, that sounds, that's- Yeah, but, so the roly-poly robots don't give a flying fuck, and then the enforcers are the ones that are like, no, you can't kill animals. Cause the roly, the roly guys kill everything.


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[Assistant] Okay, but I never attacked one and I got one man at me.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright. Well you weren't talking about


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[Assistant] So what do you use organic polymer for again? I think once you have a fabricator.


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[Assistant] And the street lights, they come back, right? It is good to know.


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[Assistant] I always thought, yea, I thought that just meant they were damaged. They're damaged.


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[Assistant] Yeah, two completely different realities. Yep. Just watch the view.


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[Assistant] Yes, and what I said to Absro today, I said, I said,


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[Assistant] Yes, but what I said today, what started off today was I said to Absro today, I said, hey, did you, uh, did you grab your comments? And he said, well, I'm doing it right now.


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[Assistant] This was in person. This was in person when we were in the office. And then I said, well listen, I said, don't give me shit about...


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[Assistant] Not, uh, not giving you a message, uh, or sending you a text about doing, about grabbing comments when you always come in here and you grab them right then and there last minute.


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[Assistant] Right? That's how it started today. Okay. Do you remember that? Vaguely, yes. Okay.


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[Assistant] And then what happened? I don't remember. You guys got into it.


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[Assistant] I said you said, you said, uh, something along the lines of, and I'll pull it up here.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm gonna read you a few of the texts. Alright, so what I started off with was...


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[Assistant] Can you, can you easily send me your comments or do I have to go to the office? Question mark. And then he wrote back.


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[Assistant] Right, because what, see the thing is the whole precursor to all this was basically, uh, I, I was giving shit when I didn't give people notice.


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[Assistant] Go to the store and get your stacks. And I want to say 90% of the time. I'm out. Bye Thicc. See you Thicc. Apsro will grab the comments here at the office.


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[Assistant] This is his right back from that. Okay, so this is where I think the attitude is. I said, no problem. In the future, if you could email them to me, it would be much appreciated. Winky face. And he wrote back. Or you could just gre-


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[Assistant] You know what? The emoji says something about my attitude, doesn't it? So then he wrote, or you can just grab them off the computer while you're there. I'm not signed in on my email at the office and that's where- You did not just say that. Wait, shut up and listen to me, okay? Alright, I'm not signed in on the email at the office and that's where I get them.


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[Assistant] This, that's where I got them this time because it was an impromptu recording.


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[Assistant] In the future, could you email them to me? It would be much appreciated. And your response was, or you could just grab them at the office while you're there. Yeah, cause you're here a lot. Isn't that, isn't that?


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[Assistant] That's the best way to describe it. If I try to sign in sometimes, it says you don't have access to YouTube.


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[Assistant] So if I sign out of another computer, it signs me out at home. And then when I try to sign back in, I got to go through like six hoops to get access back to YouTube. So I don't enjoy signing into my email from anywhere else. I understand that. But if you were to get your comments, if I text you,


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[Assistant] A day or two before, if you were to get the comments.


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[Assistant] Why do you always get them here? Because sometimes I'm lazy and I forget. Not sometimes, and it's okay. All the time. All the time I'm lazy and I forget. How about that? Okay, but, but, but what makes it more insulting was in the beginning, you were one of the ones to say, dude, you gotta fucking send a reminder. See, I wouldn't have had that attitude.


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[Assistant] Or I could put them on a hard drive and give them to you. This was not worth having this conversation.


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[Assistant] Of course I could. The point was, I was not, I was not here at the office and I didn't grab them. And his point is, why don't you stop being lazy and just get them off the computer. And my point is, why don't you stop being lazy and get them at the fucking house when I send out


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[Assistant] A thing saying, an email saying, do the comments. So we both have points.


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[Assistant] So maybe I should leave now and then you guys could end the podcast. I accept your apology.


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[Assistant] Give me a hard drive so I can give you these comments. Nah, I'll just leave them there and then I'll ask you for them when I'm not home. In two weeks. Two weeks, yea. No, no. Hey, you got your comments? I forgot one of them. I don't know what...


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[Assistant] But there have been like three out of a hundred times that he has emailed it to me. And I was like, I just was like, oh, that'd be great if it could just get an email just because this way I don't have to worry about grabbing anything. I just get it from my email. Still talking about it. Well, you weren't. You're not left. You're napping. I know you do. God, 2019 is going to be great.


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[Assistant] Did you get an Irish Catholic, man? You got a haircut. Yeah, you cut it close, didn't you? I did. Shave it right down.


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[Assistant] That is the classiest combo you can come up with.


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[Assistant] The Rock Sets. The what? The Rock Sets. The Rock Sets. Not the Rock Sets.


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[Assistant] Hey, where's the trophy I brought in? I don't know. I threw it in the dumpster. Oh, did you? Yep. Okay.


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[Assistant] What was it, what was that a trophy for? It was second place for a film festival winner. Yeah. A couple of years ago. Why'd you bring it in? Just to clear it. Because I didn't want it in my house anymore.


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[Assistant] I just, I just thix, thix hole. He's a Cobra Kai. He is, he's Cobra Kai. That's what he is.


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[Assistant] I like it. There's two types of successful people. There's the people that do it kicking and screaming and clawing and stepping on people. And then there's people that do it effortlessly like Branson. Man, that guy's smooth. Dick does not want to be a Branson.


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[Assistant] Tell you what, in a film festival, sometimes it's good to get second, because not everyone hates you, like, ugh, there's a guy I got first. Ugh. Like, ugh, second, you should have got first. Yeah, I liked yours better.


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[Assistant] From my perspective it looked like you were just running over him. But when you cut to your shot, you can clearly see the car's doing cartwheels.


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[Assistant] Well it works in Far Cry to some degree, but not the way you wedged that thing in there. You were like on a steep hill between two trees. Well you win at it for a really long time. Cause I was determined.


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[Assistant] But it works in Far Cry, if you get, if you get a jet ski up on the land, you can kinda push it back in. Nudge it back, yea, alright.


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[Assistant] I wish I had the physics brain to calculate that to have.


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[Assistant] We just covered that. Sorry, Ethan. Oh, I, there's, okay. There's different ways to find out the latest comment. If we go to our community, you can see the, the, like, the most recent comment on any video. Oh, okay. Alright. That was one minute ago. That was the latest comment.


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[Assistant] Yes. And I want to hear all the stories. It was fun. You know what kicked it off for me.


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[Assistant] We got to stay, you know in GTA, you got the Maze Bank building. Beside that, there's another building that's like five black cylinders. Okay, yes, yeaah. We stayed in that building. It's the West End.


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[Assistant] Wow. Nice. Very nice. And I think they might have shot some movies there? Yes. Is that the movie that- Last Action Hero. Schwarzenegger went in with the horse or the motorcycle. That was True Lies, yea.


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[Assistant] And I was already excited. Oh, that's fun. So, uh, some movies on the plane, which I love. Man, movies on the plane makes a flight go so fast. Oh, it really does. I love that. I love that. What would you say? What would you say? So does a switch. A switch, too. Yeah, I could see that. Uh, American made. Made in America. Which one is it? American made. Not the one with Jennifer Lopez. Made in America.


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[Assistant] It was good. It wasn't my favorite Marvel movie, but it was good.


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[Assistant] I liked it a lot. I enjoyed it quite a bit. I liked it too, but just, I dunno, it was something different.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, uh, first day Thicc and I are there, we run into, uh, PS4 trophies.


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[Assistant] Yep. So we hung out with him for a while. We had, uh, we ate at the CPK.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was fun, like you, uh, you put the things in your hands, when you hold them above your face, you're, you're guarding yourself. When your gloves start to turn dark, you're losing stamina, so there's not a whole lot of HUD.


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[Assistant] So you click the buttons with your thumb and you pump your arms like you're running and you run right back into your body.


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[Assistant] You pretty much play with them, but you can troll, you can troll each other. Yea, you troll each other. Because there's traps everywhere that you can set for the things attacking you, like you shoot a thing and then this blade starts spinning, but you can do it when your buddy's there.


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[Assistant] It had a fun, uh, art style and energy to it. Kind of had like the old, we're talking about this scene in the old fifties radio kind of thing.


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[Assistant] We went to like the indie creator area, and there was a phone game.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think it was called Tendar. Yeah. And it's... Tendar. You have a pet fish.


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[Assistant] On your phone, in your app, you have to keep alive. And it feeds on emotions.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Gets the ick. That's what they call it.


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[Assistant] Thicc's like, that's Jack Black, and I'm like, where I turn, I'm like almost face to face with him. On his shoulders. Like, it's just, it amazes me you can be that famous and just walk around. I was, I know.


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[Assistant] November? 2076. Think a little, little sooner.


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[Assistant] Let me talk about our last day and then we'll move on to comments. Uh, last day we went to E3 for a bit and then we're, uh, Thick said let's, let's send out a tweet and meet with some folks. So that happened and we met at LA live, is that what it's called?


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[Assistant] A bunch of folks came out. Jendrix? Jendrix was there, which we just got a growler, which is like basically a little mini beer keg that you can take to a brewery and they will fill it with beer, just like a little keg. We gotta take advantage of that for sure.


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[Assistant] So we're there and just having beers, hanging out with J.W. Marriott for a while, and then Thicc, I'm dreading this all day. Cause Thicc is wanting to go to this PUBG party and I'm like, ugh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he doesn't work there anymore, but he's still a close friend. And, uh, so he's like, hey, we're going to this rooster teeth party later. And I'm like, wait, can I go? And he's like, yeah, we got plus ones. So I'm like,


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[Assistant] Thick, I'm not going to this PUBG thing. I'm going to the Rooster Teeth party. So, so that whole night from then on was just like party hopping.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they got me into the Roost Teeth party and it was, it was like a small, uh, little venue in this other hotel across town. It's a porta-potty.


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[Assistant] So the guy beside me that's getting food, I'm like, hey, do you, do you work with Rooster Teeth somehow? And he's like, no. He's like, I'm the, uh, creator of, uh, Command and Conquer.


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[Assistant] That's an incredible revolving door. Yeah. But, uh, apparently, uh, my, Micah and Isaac don't like to stay at one party too long because we were there for like an hour. And then, then we're going to Uber heading like somewhere way across LA and we're at some, is it CAA? CAA. That's CAA party. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No. We saw Stone there. Stone Mountain was there. Well, he's omnipresent.


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[Assistant] I don't even know what that party was for. It was like in some outdoor, uh, like, they almost look like container buildings. There was like, people were making t-shirts in one place.


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[Assistant] And then they had like a bunch of food trucks. There were these giant, uh, canvases out in the center area. People were just painting stuff. Kids making shoes. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But that's never once been the way that I've used it in conversation or have heard it used in conversation.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Wait, who's getting ready to go with comments? Me, unless you wanna- Before I forget, cause I saw a YouTube video yesterday and it changed my world. This guy made rope out of grass and I'm thinking, everybody should know how to do this. Can you believe that?


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[Assistant] I don't remember, if you look up how to make a rope out of grass, it's probably gonna show up.


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[Assistant] That's no beard, that's grass. But if you're out in the wild, there shouldn't be mowed lawns around you. Gotcha. And it can be any kind of fiber. Okay. Uh, and then you start twisting it like this. Uh huh. Then you fold it in half.


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[Assistant] And then you just twist it. And then it just starts, it starts twisting around each other, just like a rope. And then when it gets to the end, you take more grass and kind of just stuff it on the ends and keep twisting.


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[Assistant] Before you know it, you can make it as long as you want. It could be a hundred feet long.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I can't walk by grass now without looking at it saying, I wish that was longer so I could make a rope out of it.


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[Assistant] Horse hair? We need to get our hands on some hair. Yeah. You just shaved all yours. We could have made a rope out of it.


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[Assistant] Okay, first isn't really a comment, it was just a comment from Thomas Jansen. He just cares about his brother and he wanted to give a shout out for Robin Jansen.


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[Assistant] Uh, like what happened? This is when we went to Trader Hopps. Oh, right. And we get there, you died like fifteen times in the episode.


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[Assistant] This one's kinda fun, just cause it's like, it gives me a glimpse into our community, the different lives that are out there. This one's from Leah, uh, Smiley Kiwi.


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[Assistant] And every time we are out in public, either we mimic Simon's accent or we call each other over by saying,


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[Assistant] Kobe White says, uh, this is a far cry. We just killed. We just killed him.


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[Assistant] Well, there's two of us working on it and it's, uh, we're producing less content to make this happen, so.


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[Assistant] Yep. Anyway, had fun. I'm proud of the show. If you ha- watched it, go- go watch it. There's six episodes out, and it's a fun little story.


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[Assistant] And then my other comment, uh, I think Drali started Touchstone because it was about you hitting the dog and how that was planned.


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[Assistant] Oh, mine's different. Mine's from, uh, the 412 LOL. That guy getting run over by the quad was the funniest.


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[Assistant] I thought you were talking about the dog thing. No, the quad thing. You said dog, Niece. You said dog. I'm starting to believe I did say dog. You did. Two of you said that.


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[Assistant] In that episode, some people are like, you guys didn't accomplish anything. Are you not paying attention because we got two artifacts and we didn't know.


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[Assistant] About the, the, the whales at that point, and we learned how to deal with those now. If we go back, it's gonna be a different story. We don't have to go back. So Olivier, there is a silver lining to our


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[Assistant] No, that's what they said in the promo material.


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[Assistant] Uh, Kyler said, did wet farve get thicc'd by Neebs? He did. Big time. He'd still be here today if it wasn't for me.


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[Assistant] I wanted to go back and get my stuff with those three giant squids, one with an alpha. And I gave them wet far. The other lesson I learned is when a squid looks like it's 50 meters from you, it's too close. I think, I think what happens is they just turn and their tentacles are so long.


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[Assistant] We're good. Carrots. Carrots. Carrots. Crumbs. And the thin wheats.


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[Assistant] Wait! I just had an idea! What? Unrelated, but kinda. Because I know how to make grass rope now, I could make rope out of any kind of vegetable that's stringy.


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[Assistant] Alright, calm down. This is meant to be a happy moment. Alright.


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[Assistant] I got in the game, took a look at the new update. I wish they'd let us give our two cents on their next update.


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[Assistant] They're not, they're not as, uh, plentiful as Ark. Like Ark has so many different types of aggressive and friendly animals. Wish Imperion had more. And Imperion doesn't look as, like, the walk cycles of animals. Yea, it's a little walky. Yea, it still has a little walk to it. But it's a fun game. It's kinda like Seven Days, like, it doesn't always look the best. Yea, but we're, yea, but we can do- But it's fun.


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[Assistant] But the building in Empyrean is, is huge. Right. You can build anything and make it, make it a vehicle that moves.


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[Assistant] Go ahead, Thick. Hey! Welcome to commenting on comments!


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[Assistant] Now you keep blaming me, but Anthony said, hey,


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[Assistant] Needs is gone, we can talk about it now. Office is clear, I checked every room. Yea, so, Vic didn't ruin it, it was Anthony that pro- that prompted me to say things that ruined it for you. It came out of your mouth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because I thought no one was in my meow. Alright, we'll leave it at that. Alright, who wants to start? Spoilor.


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[Assistant] I think I brought this up before, uh, this was, I don't, I don't watch much of our stuff because I don't like reliving things. It makes me feel like I'm wasting time. I watched that episode twice. That's my favorite GTA, probably in the top five. Most of the, most of the videos off our channel that I like are scrap mechanic dralias. So yeah, and they're kind of a good job.


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[Assistant] It's in the Sea of Thieves video where I say that, uh, I love your face and I want to make love to it, so.


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[Assistant] That's back before you guys were really popular. Then you guys got me and you became popular. That's true. That's exactly what happened. Yeah, it's true.


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[Assistant] So Purple Lightning said, Simon's voice just makes this a lot better. Like realistically, it makes it-


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[Assistant] More epic and awesome. That's true, you did a really good job. Like a lot of people in the comments thought that you were singing the hook for some reason.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Like Larry Everhart here, my second comment who says, Haha, Simon is singing. How?


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[Assistant] Uh, rep in the block left a comment. It says, dude, I get so hyped when I listen to this. Please make more music. Then go on tour. I'm sure more than half of us would love to see you all live. It says everyone please like this so they will see it. P.S. Anyone else?


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I think it's just about the, uh, yeaah. How good the song was. This is Joseph Haynes.


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[Assistant] So I clicked this knowing it would be amazing. I was unprepared for the mind blowing level of awesome. You guys are gods amongst YouTubers and I don't care if I have to live in a cardboard box for the rest of my life. I will keep giving money to you guys to keep making amazing shit like this.


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[Assistant] From now into eternity, you guys rock, and apparently roll.


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[Assistant] But, uh, going back to this comment, or these comments on this video, we have more music planned. So I'm excited to work on more music. It's about, we need it back.


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[Assistant] I may have been because like, you know how when you give a dog food, especially mine, he goes ape shit, he's like, it's like every day is his birthday and Christmas combined when you give him.


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[Assistant] His food. Cause he's a dog. And yeah, and he just looked at it and I was like, Oh shit, something's wrong. But he had thrown up a few times. Um, prior to that and ate the throw up. Yeah, that's when you need to throw up. No, no, I did it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, on his hip. I don't know, it looked like he scraped up against something and the doctor just wanted to make sure that it wasn't part of his sickness, like he didn't have some sort of pus pocket that got infected. But uhm, he had been at the dog park.


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[Assistant] Anyways, but we got that, that was fine too. Sometimes, uh, he plays a little rough with the other dogs in the dog park at my wife's work and yea, that happens.


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[Assistant] He's talking about stealing. He's like, some people do this, and when he says some people, he's like, me does this.


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[Assistant] That's the meanest thing you've ever said to anybody. I like Ted Talks. I know, but you just basically told him to go pound salt.


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[Assistant] Go watch Ted Talks. Put some sawdust in your parmesan. No, charcoal is gonna be fine because...


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[Assistant] It got me. Should we try this? I think it said Battlefield Friends or...


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[Assistant] I don't know if it got thick 44 or battlefield friends, it got one of the two. Should we try this one?


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[Assistant] We're just messing around. Kangaroo's gonna look better.


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[Assistant] We can just at least guess his name and then if it comes to that we take it to that.


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[Assistant] That pool should have opened up at 6.30pm. You're absolutely right. I don't understand that backwards.


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[Assistant] You know, when you first started this story, I thought for sure it was gonna get sexual. We're going to the adult pool. It may have! And then your wife left, and now you're at the pool by yourself at the adult pool.


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[Assistant] Oh god. It's right there, the checkpoint's right there. And at this point you've played a lot of games that the indicator is...


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[Assistant] I bet that's from the hotel you did something.


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[Assistant] What was the map that came up that, uh, that I was on, remember? Yeah, like that one. When that map loads up, you get all excited.


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[Assistant] I gotta tell you, that's a situation where you want one of those frickin' cords to hold your glasses on.


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[Assistant] There you go. Anyone, uh, you ever tried to, um, poach an egg? You ever?


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[Assistant] Successfully poached an egg? Yeah, you just pour it in a coffee mug and put it in the microwave. That's why, yeah, people kinda frown upon that version. Oh, do they?


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[Assistant] There were all these things like just on the cusp of boiling and a little bit of vinegar in the water and you have the water like in a rotation and then you drop the egg in the middle and it's kind of like keeping together.


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[Assistant] Uh, as you kind of spin the water around, never that.


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[Assistant] No, no, I just like, I like eggs benedict, so poaching an egg is an important part of it. Yeaah. And then I heard on NPR the other day, the technique that they found was the most perfect was, uhm, incredibly simple.


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[Assistant] Me? Yeah. Me? Yeah. You just shit on what I was interested in, Simon. No, I like it, but...


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[Assistant] Uh, soft enough to, you know. Yeah, too thick? You don't wanna like, uh, what was the game? Uhm, uh, all the marbles stacked on top of the kerplunk? Remember kerplunk? Yeah, now wait a second.


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[Assistant] You suck. This is why I brought up kerplunk, because that's all these sticks. Like, you know, how many toothpicks is it gonna be before nothing goes down? Like three more. Yeah, now you got a game of kerplunk in your toilet. Three more in a slim jam. I'm not flushing anything.


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[Assistant] Like picking last is a benefit. I'm not concerned with that. Let's just start.


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[Assistant] I feel like they went big. I'm gonna go, uh, $20. Ooh. I feel like they just don't have a concept of... Damn. I'm just going for that.


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[Assistant] So it just goes on a grill and holds it in a box. So like when you shut the lid of your grill, it'd be the same thing. It protects your pizza from the flames. So does the lid. Well, we don't know.


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[Assistant] I'm sucking. Is this local Craigslist? Like, this all around town here? So we could possibly get these if we wanted.


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[Assistant] So Aberration, the size of it compared to where we are?


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[Assistant] Last comment. Okay. Nope, I'm done. Well one was a half hour game show. Which I enjoyed by the way. I'm gonna go then. It was fun, go. I'm gonna go.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm gonna go right off the bat with, uh, most recent comment. I like that. Right off the bat. What video? From SimonPlaysVR.


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[Assistant] What? I don't know how to say it any different. I don't know what movie clips is.


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[Assistant] Okay. Neat. I think all my comments are from, uh, well, with the exception of that one, which was, uh, from SimonPlaysVR, are from Simon versus Scrapman.


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[Assistant] The big scrap off that we had. Were you being ugly? No, was I being ugly? Were you being a good host?


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[Assistant] Alright, this is from uh, 1995 Martin. Is Dora gonna get fired? Please don't fire him, he tries his best.


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[Assistant] Nah, I'm gonna hang out a little bit. I'm gonna hang out. Especially if we're gonna start that whole cooking thing up in here.


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[Assistant] Just got a phone call coming in, I'm not gonna answer it. Epsher, you're up. Who's calling you? My good friend Anthony Police is calling me. You don't want to answer it? No. His last name is Police? Yeah. Woah. That's cool. He's a good dude too.


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[Assistant] I'm keeping everything. You can ignore it then.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause we're recording. You know it's gonna get back to him.


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[Assistant] Alright, so. Is he from Great Neck? This is a new, uh, fuck it's hot in here, no?


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[Assistant] That was very nice of him. Very good. He's a nice guy.


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[Assistant] This is the first ever coinciding comments. Coinciding. Yeah. They agree with each other? Yeah. And then there's a conflicting comments that come after these. Alright. Yeah. And this is like, we all feel the same way. This is from Curtis Williams. Zane Zipperflip has got to be one of my favorite personas of all time. Man, he's great.


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[Assistant] John Lepaska says the smooth luxurious and sultry tones of Zane Zipperflip are reminiscent of a cool serene fall morning or the splash of a waterfall in an underground river.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he cut out most of the game show because of probably what the questions entailed. Well his channel is family friendly. He's got a PG. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm surprised he was able to get a video out of it. Yeah, but we, I'm not gonna bring it up now, but we came up with an idea for, like, a real collab with him, uh, in the future. That seems like it'll be fun. That will involve you, of course, Neebs, and, uh, it'll take some work. Oh, yes, I remember now. Yeah, that could be, that could be really cool. Yes, that could be fun. Build an adult spool. Uh, I'm, that's, that's it for me. Great.


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[Assistant] If you click on the Show Me Occasionally, that gives YouTube like all the more power to like shove whatever they want to in your face. Exactly. Over what you probably want to see in the first, you know, it's weird.


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[Assistant] Everyone just lost power for just seven days. You know, we'd be laughing if they even knew the mountain people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yes. A little bit more danger would counter the grind feel a little bit more, I think. Great game though. Oh yeah, awesome game.


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[Assistant] I thought I was gonna reveal more at the end regarding whatever's going on with that.


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[Assistant] Obviously, Far Cry 5 is starting up.


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[Assistant] It reminds me of the time I went and, uh, I didn't know that's the tickets, but went and saw the second Hobbit movie, I think. I think it was in 60? Yeah, no, it wasn't in 60, it was in like 60.


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[Assistant] It's, oh, that was so weird. It was like watching BBC. It was like, you know, crystal clear and stuff. It just didn't feel right. It was so weird. And I feel silly watching it.


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[Assistant] I agree. That's why something like Blue Planet 2, I want to see as crystal clear as possible, because you want to be there. It's reality. Yeah, exactly. It's reality. Yeah. So that's a big difference. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, I assume several people do that, but I watched a really great breakdown of Radiohead's music. I thought that was pretty fascinating.


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[Assistant] Right, but still, but this channel, like, I remember when it was birthed.


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[Assistant] Alright, so. Well he's not here so he can't defend himself. Right.


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[Assistant] Sweet placenta. Alright, so who wants to go first? I'll kick it off. Guys! I like it. I'm gonna go last. Okay. Perfect. I'm feeling a good vibe. Are you? Yeah.


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[Assistant] But I really don't, but I just think that you're thinking of, uh, what was the world or the place that had all the forbidden sexual shit?


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[Assistant] I feel like I haven't been in that forever. Well you're gonna be. Well none of us have.


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[Assistant] Well I know, but I mean, I feel like I've been underused.


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[Assistant] No, I just, it didn't bug me, but I might have been drinking.


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[Assistant] What a crazy day. It's, uh, from Sex Pizza. Great name.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's funny that you guys mentioned doing a DNA supercut. I've been working on making a personal one to shop around to my friends and get them into the Hankajet and Neem's gaming stuff.


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[Assistant] Is there a way I can send you guys the file to cut down on the work you have to do? And it just made me think there are going to be people because of sex pizza. There are going to be people who are going to say, oh the first time I got introduced to you guys was a friend of mine who was nuts and he made this whole super cut.


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[Assistant] Right, no, so, I mean, putting them together, it doesn't even matter, so yeaah, we can bring them together, it's not that bad. Yeaah, that's simple. Anyway, so, well, thanks for the offer, and yeaah, do show your friends. Thanks, Sex Pizza.


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[Assistant] Sorry, no, but we were talking about how some people discover us.


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[Assistant] Evan Drail said once I was grounded and the only thing I could do was go on YouTube and I found you guys best grounding of my life. Please put this in the next conversation.


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[Assistant] It'll be another month, I'll get another tomato. Well, when you get the other tomato, I want to slice just one slice. Okay. Where you're into me.


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[Assistant] You know, 30 bucks. You know, there was a game, I don't think it's one of my comments, but somebody had said that we should play, it's called Deceit. You heard of it?


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[Assistant] As time goes on, if you don't drink him blood, you're going to get these tells that'll let people know that you're infected and then they're going to kill you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, did. Well, that's why I'm thinking of it right now. The note is, Hey, look into this. We should probably play it.


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[Assistant] No, uh, an, uh. A mental note. A text note. On your phone? On my computer. An email? Yes.


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[Assistant] No, it's a free to play game. It's what? Free to play too. Yes, exactly. It's free to play. That's just another thing like, okay.


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[Assistant] You got me. The monsters, oh, here's another thing. So at a certain time, when you're playing the game, the lights go out.


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[Assistant] So now you're in this big area, right? The lights go out and that's when the people who are infected can transform into a, the monster that they are.


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[Assistant] They have night vision and the people who are not infected have to run around and try to find these little battery packs to go into or fuses to go into the areas so that you can get the lights on quicker.


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[Assistant] But don't forget you can add even more Dollar Shave Club products to your daily routine. Dollar Shave Club makes products for your hair.


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[Assistant] They only use the finest premium ingredients and they deliver it to you just like they do their razors. That means no more annoying trips to the store, wandering up and down the aisles, looking at the shelves, thinking, what the hell is this product and what the hell do I do with it?


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[Assistant] You could use Dollar Shave Club for just about everything. They've got you covered from head to toe, and with gift memberships and e-gift cards available, uh, makes a great present.


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[Assistant] So, we want you to love Dollar Shave Club as much as we do.


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[Assistant] So we've arranged for you to try your first month of their best razor along with travel sized versions of shave butter, body cleanser, and butt wipes. Yes, even butt wipes for just five bucks. After that, replacement cartridges ship for just a few bucks a month. It's the Dollar Shave Club Starter Set.


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[Assistant] You get yours for just five bucks exclusively at dollarshaveclub.com slash Neebs. That's dollarshaveclub.com slash Neebs. Thank you, Dollar Shave Club. Ooh, that was a good sponsor time.


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[Assistant] The thing is, I wouldn't trust him because I'm telling you right now, if Mr. Brooks might have a little side action.


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[Assistant] Are you sure? Cause you said I let it go, which makes me think you had to let something go. Yeah. Which was probably anger.


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[Assistant] Did you tell her to go? Or did she go without you? She sent a sorry text.


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[Assistant] Listen, I think if you watch it with the other person, if it's a TV show and I end up going an episode ahead, I'll just re-watch it with my lady.


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[Assistant] Adderer Lee Hannah says, Start a second channel for rough videos, behind the scenes crap, and the 24 hour stream. I like the idea of the 24 hour stream. That way, when my friends and I are in party chat, we can all watch the same crap together while we grind it out in games like 7 Days. I do want to do the 24 hour stream.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or I mean, that's the thing, we got a thousand videos. There's so many things that we could be doing with this, and it could be changing it up to see how much work it takes to it, but we could be doing the Duralius stream. We could be streaming all of Duralius and all of our animations one day. Well, Duralius is on Hank and Jed. I know, but we won't get a copyright strike.


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[Assistant] We know those people, so. Whatcha got next, Simon? My next comment is from Katie. Says, Neebs, you're being a pansy. Yeah! The weather here. Listen, pansies? Listen, I wanna talk. Okay, go ahead. Finish the video.


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[Assistant] Yes, well try to remember, the weather here this week reached negative 27 degrees. The snow won't go away till April here in Alaska. I'm sorry you don't like the cold. Love you guys. Go ahead, do you remember?


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[Assistant] My name is not Dave23 says, Hey, uh, Mauritius. I think that's how you pronounce it. That, that place.


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[Assistant] Uh, that we talked about, that someone said we should go and visit, is the island where dodos were from. I thought you might want, uh, might like this information, cause you know, arc and dodos. Uh, I'm just going to leave now. So thank you. That's good stuff. My name is not Dave. Dodos are from that island.


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[Assistant] Oh, is it? Yeah. But it says, my name is not Maritius.


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[Assistant] No we're not. That'd be a closer trip. We are done. No we're not. I'm done is what I meant to say.


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[Assistant] We all will do awful things in each other's eyes, but we all think that what we did, you liked it. I think it was, you could get past it, it's not a


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[Assistant] Now what? We should talk about other things. Random things.


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[Assistant] 4,000 hours? Adob, what were you averaging before you were working for us?


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[Assistant] Oh, gotcha, gotcha, yea. Oh, so that particular video's got quite a bit of views, doesn't it? Yea, should've uploaded the long one.


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[Assistant] That place is pretty nice. To be able to, now going back to it, you got those 10,000 people, they should just have a policy to say we're gonna get to you eventually, but if you end up getting demonetized, we'll bring you back. Like, history should mean something.


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[Assistant] You should be able to be grandfathered into something, you know, like I don't understand how they can look at your channel now and you go, okay, well in the last 16 months you've outperformed you, you have a good status. You're good to go. Here's the sticker for you.


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[Assistant] Or be proven, just like with us, we're flagged all the time for inappropriate content. And it's bullshit, and then we request a review, and then usually, very soon, it's like, okay, we're good.


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[Assistant] VR's out now. I know that, but I don't think he was coming across like it was lame. I think afterwards we were like, yeah, that was kind of mad. And he's like, yeah, you know.


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[Assistant] And I, I want to play just super hot. Not just that.


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[Assistant] Well, it's a fun game. You should play it. I wanna watch you play it. No, I know, but I'm saying play it in a video. Like, if I'm doing one I wanted to do a superhot with him, if you wanna be in it, all three of us can do it.


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[Assistant] That sounds fun. There's a lot of fun stuff. We should definitely get that new one. Is the new one available now? Or is it just coming out?


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[Assistant] Looks like Thicc wasn't here. Yeah, Thicc wasn't here. Covered a lot of stuff. Lot of things. What should we talk about next time?


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[Assistant] Hello everyone. Welcome to the Neibs gaming podcast. Oh, commenting on comments. You've got my attention.


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[Assistant] It's too obvious. Yeah, so, what's new? I don't know, we're working on videos. I'm gonna play Shadow of War, cause I'm gonna do a video on that. Yep. Shadow of War Door. Is it good? I've enjoyed it, yes. And you're doing a review? Yeah, I don't know, it should be, when does this come out? It'll be out, I think by the time this video comes out.


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[Assistant] It's just like the first one, the combat system in those games are so satisfying.


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[Assistant] Because I'm an attention whore. This is, uh, these are from the commenting on comments from last week or two weeks ago, and this is from Gaming Spectrum. I think Gaming Spectrum might have commented once before, says, R.I.K. Ketchup Guy, you are an inspiration to us all.


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[Assistant] Apparently I made ketchup videos five years ago.


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[Assistant] And really, I'm gonna have a link to this segment, they called me Ketchup Guy, and I got a huge kick out of it. Neve sent me an email, says, some guy, he forwarded me, some guy said, my ketchup videos were on Tosh, and I'm like, that can't be, they have, they don't have my permission, and then I remembered, wait a second, I think I,


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[Assistant] Come on. He did a great job. We're gonna have a few links in here cause I'm actually making a how to show Tosh I'm alive with ketchup cause he said I was dead.


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[Assistant] Big Father ENT says, don't you dare change the intro. A lot of people were, I mean, we had like 4,000 comments on that video.


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[Assistant] Uh, he says, that's a staple to call my fam to the living room. Plus my kids two and four dance around like little retards before jumping on the couch. Love you guys. So thank you for that one. Stop that. Yeah, but I was not kidding.


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[Assistant] And thick was not kidding. I think that it needs to be shorter and because of all the comments, I go, okay, people obviously like it more, but I think it'd be great if it was like a really quick wabam. It's a little warm fuzzy piece of home for them, I guess. No, it's familiarity. We still do.


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[Assistant] That's true. No, but it is kinda long. But I do like it now and it was nice to hear from the community. How long is it?


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[Assistant] I mean, it seems long. I guess it's eight seconds, nine seconds. Remember when the Escapist changed their branding to that? Ha! When we used to work for them? Uh huh, yea, maybe. I remember that, yea. I hated that. You didn't like that? Ha! Ha!


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[Assistant] He's still in reviews. I watch his reviews. I like him. I like him. I think he's got a good thing. Yeah. Absolutely. I have long comments today, so I'm sorry. That's no, that's no worries. It was a fix gimmick. Well, it was last week.


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[Assistant] Bobby Plude says, I was introduced to your arc videos a few weeks ago. I've since watched all of them. My friends and I have been playing a Ragnarok and it's great seeing you guys.


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[Assistant] Uh, you can find some around the canyon area and near the middle of the map and that's pretty much it and give a whole bunch of coordinates here. Oh, we know. And we're going to get one eventually, but god knows how long it's gonna be, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hey, well on the topic of Cooter, uh, one of my comments here is from It's Me Romano says, we need Cooter merch.


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[Assistant] Yes. And I thought about that, like how awesome would a little plushy cooter be?


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[Assistant] Again, I could give a shit. Right. With me and violins, but I think that'd be nice. But it'll take, it'll take you some time. I think, I think if after playing for a few months you'll develop something.


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[Assistant] Alright, so uhm, my new guy who is always lost in, in the sauce, I call him Simon. My guy who is getting out of the Marines in six months, I call him Thicc because he takes off and I don't know where he goes. And my best friend has a very loud pitch scream and I call him Neebs. I'm hoping to find Absarundralis.


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[Assistant] Well, the thing is, I have a valid point that I feel like you ignore. And my point is when you've got like, let's just say if you've got a sausage and pepper hero.


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[Assistant] Right? I would call that a sandwich, and you can have a hot, and, and that's a role. Even though it's a hero. It's a hero, it's, it's two pieces of bread that aren't separate, they're connected. When you get a hero, it's connected bread, just like a bun. And heroes are.


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[Assistant] He's, he'll send comments every once in a while. And I'm wanting to read this one cause it's about me. Yeah. You and, uh, the Matt, Matt Houtsukai says Simon, this is, this is on a, um, seven days to die. I don't know which one.


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[Assistant] But it's the one where Simon was right when he told you guys to start a fire and cook the meat. What happens later in the episode? Apsro lights a fire and you all clap around like cavemen.


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[Assistant] Then minutes later, hey guys, I cooked some meat, errr. More caveman claps, but you guys gave Simon shit. And then he talks about other stuff that I can't read.


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[Assistant] No, no, but we're talking about, there was, I thought only one episode where apparently I was on God mode?


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[Assistant] He's starving. I'm like, I'm fine, I'm even calling it out in one of the episodes, you know, whatever episode 3. I'm like, it's weird, I'm good. You guys are all cold, I'm not cold, yea. Right. Well listen, we fixed that. Oh, it's fixed? We're done.


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[Assistant] Uh, do you guys remember VorganizerHD from last commenting on comments?


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[Assistant] Uh, wow, was not expecting you to read my comment. She said yes. Come down to see her. Oh yeaah. The proposal. I owe you all a drink. Yes. To get married. Congratulations.


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[Assistant] So we, I hope we're the ones that did that and they didn't, you know, he didn't propose like the week before. Right. If PewDiePie would have done it, she'd have said no. Mhm. PewDiePoopums. And my last comment, Walmart Shoes, great name by the way, Walmart Shoes. I've bought Walmart Shoes.


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[Assistant] Rock Golems do spawn in Ragnarok. They are at the bottom left of the map in the Scorched Earth Island and since then I've done research


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[Assistant] That's true. And I wanna make it my thing, cause they're, they are, you can see rock columns, they're, they're in there. Yeah. Okay. So you said that they weren't, and that's fine, you just did a quick search and you said that they weren't, I don't think. Could have been an old post. It was a think crack.


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[Assistant] I know how to tame them. I still watched a great video on how to tame it easily. Yeah. Easily? Yes. I know the materials that you use. You and me. I need at least 8,000 metal. Alright, just you.


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[Assistant] This should be your project. I know. I want it to be. It's actually turned into a thing. I'm gonna give up on it probably. Yeah. Because that's a lot of fucking metal. Like how do I get all that metal? Like you know that, that, that. Up on that hill where we have.


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[Assistant] Probably the best to tame one of the dinosaurs at harvest metal. Yeah, the one that looks like it's got all pointies and it's got that tail with the little like points at the end of it. Why the fuck would it harvest metal? It just, you whack it and you can get- It's game thinking.


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[Assistant] Game thinking. But you can get like, I watched the guy do it, and he had this one, and he got almost a thousand metal in one swipe, but then the damn thing couldn't move, and he brought it up to a mountain with a quetzal. I'm like, how are we gonna do this, or how am I gonna do it? That's a lot of metal for yourself. Find a way. How'd you get on Tosh Borno? You have to tame a quetzal, and then we need to tame a metal gathering dinosaur. Put him to work.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, like I said, I'm done, so. I'll go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the numbers are good. It's nice to see that cause you worry and you go like oh shit cause it takes a lot of work to do it.


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[Assistant] Whatcha gotta do? That part made me chuckle. That was hard.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause watching you guys trying to put out all those fights.


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[Assistant] No, and I was in the other room when you were recording it, you guys sounded like you were having a lot of fun. Yeah. So, uh, I just wanted to make that point. No, I mean, it plays, played well for, for being just a free to play game. Right. That's what surprised me. I was like, that's a free to play game? I mean, it looks, for what it is, it looks good.


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[Assistant] Sir, you're done. I'm done. I got one. Uh, Grulix. I said, uh, Friday. Seven days to die. Saturday. Arc. Sunday. GTA. Thank you, Neebs.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I like our weekends that are like that and hopefully there will be a lot more of those in the future.


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[Assistant] Drop, it's not, you can't just take a shot and then just drop it in. Yea, I haven't dealt with it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean last time they launched GTA, the online portion didn't come online until like a couple weeks later, and you know, I'm sure there's gonna be some shit we have to work through.


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[Assistant] But yes, we absolutely are going to be making stuff in Red Dead. They had editor in PlayStation 4, right?


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[Assistant] And for, yeah, I believe so. But when the game first launched, it was on PlayStation 3. So the editor for at least, uh...


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[Assistant] No, he was in uhm, oh god, what's the spin-off of Breaking Bad? Better Call Saul.


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[Assistant] Maybe. Rembrandt Q. Einstein, who's a great name, says, uh, have you guys thought about doing a GTA movie? That would be awesome. Personally, I would love to, but the good God, the amount of work that'd have to go into something like that. I could have seen, when we did that heist, we broke it up into three videos. I could see making sort of a movie with the heist. Maybe.


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[Assistant] This is from seven days to die. I'm not sure which one. These are fixed comments. So my husband and I just got home from a friend's wedding in parentheses. No, we're not exaggerating just that many weddings this season.


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[Assistant] And we were so excited for the second episode of Seven Days to Die. We've been playing this game for two years. And since we started playing, we both agreed that we hoped for Neib's Gaming and the crew to play. This is literally a wish come true. You guys rock.


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[Assistant] Doogle biscuits. Sorry, I just read this for the first time. Uh, Lycott says, I'm curious, uh, is Simon acting? Is he playing a role or is this his true personality? If it's his real personality, then I hate him. Sorry.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you go watch like PT and some of the early videos. Oh shit, I mean, that's the whole thing. And I even, I even still do it naturally. This thing has taken over my real life because I don't always talk like this.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jay Ward says Netflix should offer you guys a contract. Your stuff is better than most big budget TV. Agree! Thank you! Thank you very much. I think it would be awesome to see something like ARK on Netflix, but that would involve us making a deal with not only Netflix, but Studio Wildcard as well. We need to get that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Sal Rivera says, when I grow up, I want to have a man voice like Duralius, lol, and holy shit, please make more videos like this. Great job, Thicc. Duralius had nothing to do with it. Fuck Duralius. That's what- Sal didn't say that last part. I added that. You added that.


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[Assistant] I enjoyed the video, I thought I could've gotten to the fight a lot quicker. Oh yea. I love the effort he put into the graphics and everything, that was all thick, he did a great job with that, but uh, I wish the fight would've started, and the edit would've gone to the graphic, like during the fight. It's like, okay, we're looking at this guy, he's in the fight, and then boom, now you show the graphic. I see what you're saying.


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[Assistant] I got one here, uh, this is from our sock video. I guess when this comes out, yeah, we'll still be doing the sock campaign. It goes through November 5th. Yes. Alright, well there, hey.


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[Assistant] Last chance guys, go buy some socks! Yeah! But, uh, the comment from the video was, uh, from Lamtron, who says, So I went to backdrop.com and ended up in a weird, uh, BDSM site. Uh, decided to go to the live chat and saw someone mention Neebs, lol. Uh, yeah, backdrop.com, B-A-C-K.


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[Assistant] It's like tying people up, whipping them, getting kinky. So be careful when you type that one in. Right, you type in B-A-K drop. Yeah. Back drop. I, I mean, this is only the second time that we've done this, but I love, you're totally in charge of that video, Absro, and- Yeah, I got your email. It's, it's fun to know that we can laugh. Exactly. It's all about, yeah.


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[Assistant] But now I'm glad people are enjoying that, uh, enjoying that show. Makes me happy. Get another editor soon, get Imperion going!


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[Assistant] So afterwards, we did our thing, and then we were there with- Mommy Is My Love and Captain Howdy. I said goodbye, and then when I walked out, I started to second-guess myself and go-


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[Assistant] No, I tell you, you start a business going out to these like kids games and shit like that and then you feel like film all the soccer games with a drone. Boom, easy money.


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[Assistant] So if you were to buy any toy right now, like if somebody said, you know, you're going to get a grand to buy something, I mean, that would definitely be something that you would consider. Yeah, but like I have no practical use for it. Right. Like, but if I was a short filmmaker and stuff like that, it's a great way to get shots or if like you like, you like filming your kids or whatever.


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[Assistant] What were we talking about spending money? No that's fine, you were talking about what, 800 square feet down there?


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[Assistant] You gotta rip it all up. You've got tile down there in two areas, right? That's a bitch. I know. Then you've got a glued down wood floor you gotta rip up. Bitch.


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[Assistant] Then you've got laminate, easy to take up. Everything's gonna cost you about two bucks or more foot to rip up.


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[Assistant] You're welcome. I didn't invite you because I know if like if you had a kid invited me to your kid's birthday party, I'd be like, fuck no.


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[Assistant] But if you own a restaurant and somebody is sitting at your table and they have to kill a roach, right? And then your management sees that and then they come over and I'm thinking,


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[Assistant] How big it was added to the comedy. Right. So then she comes over and she says something. Here I am thinking if I'm the manager in that restaurant, that fucking everything is comped. That meal, as far as I'm concerned, as a manager, that's what you do. It's not their fault. And I didn't expect it.


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[Assistant] Pizza, pizza guy will be like, hey, do me a favor, kick that fucking rat out the door. Yeah, that's where you're from. This place was like...


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[Assistant] And the reason why I say, cause yea, people would, people, a lot of people would at least comp a couple of meals or something, but they basically bought two cheesecakes.


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[Assistant] Just kidding, we're not. But anyway, hey, that was fun. Yeaah, this has been fun. Yeaah, good times. We went all over the place, I like it like that. I like it like that too. Thanks again to Bluehost, our sponsor. Good talk guys. Yeaah, that was fun. I had fun. I like you guys.


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[Assistant] Yep. And we like all of you to comment and we appreciate it very much.


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[Assistant] Speak up if you want to say something. He just did! Well, you were responding to something about getting the frame back, but I don't think the episode's out yet, right?


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[Assistant] That one where he drove the bike? That's when he drove it into a little, like, gullion thing. But you didn't have to dig for that.


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[Assistant] That's cool. That means hello in my own language. In Simon. Assyria. Assyria. Yeah?


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[Assistant] So, uh, I didn't do the comment, I didn't send out the email in time, so I got bitched at a little bit earlier. No. But that's okay.


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[Assistant] I've sent out emails to you and it doesn't matter if it's the day before.


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[Assistant] No, it's okay. We gotta work through this stuff. Alright, well you're in, you're talking about weird stuff that doesn't happen. I didn't say, I'm not gonna change my way. I said, oops, I'm sorry. I said that this morning at 7.30. I don't think the audience needs to hear us work stuff.


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[Assistant] That's right. That's not what he said. That's not what I said. But it's okay.


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[Assistant] It is! I don't like that at all. When we first got the Oculus, I got into Minecraft in there.


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[Assistant] But I loved it though. Because it was just seeing the world back in then. But imagine in the vibe.


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[Assistant] What are you saying? He's saying that he said, uh, I like cliffhangers because he was making a pun.


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[Assistant] I almost want to do some science where you can maybe get on your bird and I want to see if what I can do steers him. Oh, okay. Did you fucking do that? Are you kidding?


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[Assistant] So lemme ask ya, because the last time we were doing it,


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[Assistant] Well, that's kind of a, but if it didn't make it in, let's just say it didn't, then what we want to do in the future is we want to, we talked about it.


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[Assistant] Agree to disagree. Alright. So, advice all over the place. I don't think I heard anything from you.


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[Assistant] I do too. I heard that. I've heard negative things, but really, you know. I haven't played it.


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[Assistant] Facelift, uplift. We're back! How about we just played a game that, that was actually a lot of fun, and we tried to make a video that was entertaining. Yeah, I don't know how to respond to that kind of crazy. What if we did that? Cause, you know, I mean, cause that's what it is. Right?


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[Assistant] And it was. Yeah, us being able to play with each other. Other channels are playing everything.


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[Assistant] Perfect example, last man sitting. That's supposed to be coming out in January. That's what the guys are all sitting in office chairs. It looks like stop animation. You had pointed it out, Absro, uh, like a month ago. Yeah, I think I'd pointed that out. Okay, then think this. Is this game about sitting down?


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[Assistant] But that's okay. Because why the hell wouldn't we want to?


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[Assistant] Now you've heard us talk about how amazing the shave is that Neebs and Thicke get from using the Dollar Shave Club razor, especially when they use Dr. Carver's shave butter, but I'm here to tell you about all the other stuff Dollar Shave Club has to offer you. Dollar Shave Club makes products for your hair,


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[Assistant] Searching for products you know nothing about, saying what the hell does this do and what the hell does that do? You can use Dollar Shave Club for just about anything.


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[Assistant] It's the Dollar Shave Club Starter Set. Get yours for just five bucks exclusively at DollarShaveClub.com slash Neebs. That's DollarShaveClub.com slash Neebs. Thank you, Dollar Shave Club.


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[Assistant] It'd be Shadowplay, I thought. No, it wouldn't be Shadowplay, would it?


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[Assistant] Why not? I've had recording software that you have, you click on a thing and you turn off the cursor. Maybe. So we'll look into it.


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[Assistant] But they only needed, they were only going to be doing one more season anyway, or two more seasons. I think they had already laid that out. I know it's two more years of work for somebody. I know, I'm saying it's awful, I'm just saying it's, they, they had an end for it.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Simon. So, I guess it's my turn. I got a lot of comments because I thought that some people might not bring some. You were right. Alright, so...


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[Assistant] On seven days to die, the grave...


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[Assistant] Death Force 2 has a breakdown of our characters, and I'll see this often times, but this one I kinda liked. Uhm, Nieves is first, the retarded friend that no one takes seriously, but we all love him.


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[Assistant] Duralius, the shithead that does whatever the fuck he wants to do, can't live with or without him. Simon, uh, the technology caveman that somehow beat natural selection. Thick, the gray sheep that you know is there, but still lost in the crowd.


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[Assistant] And Absro, the dad that gives you great advice while cussing at you.


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[Assistant] I'm a cussy dad. And it's cursing, not cussing. That's one actually thing I don't like. Cussing? You don't like cussing? Even though it's, I get that you call it cussing when my kids say cuss or when other people, I'm like, no, it's, it's curse. I correct them. Why is that? I don't know, because I just, I don't like it.


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[Assistant] No, it's C-U-R-S-E is curse. When you look up cuss in the dictionary, uh, it might have an adaption now, but I think that's just a slang word.


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[Assistant] I'm over it, I just. Doesn't sound like it. Sounds like you're holding on pretty tight. I prefer that my, uh, my, my offlings, what do you call them? My great offspring. Offlings? Yeah. Or children. That's weird. Did you grow up in the Shire? Maybe. Whatever. So anyway.


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[Assistant] Ja, Ja Winston says, uh, says, I've got a feeling Night 14 is going to be a total shit show. Pretty sure they're overestimating.


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[Assistant] Their defenses and structural integrity. The tunnel is either going to be their savior or their tomb.


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[Assistant] No, I wasn't paying attention. It's great. But alright, well, I trust you. Morgan on, uh, Morgan says, Dorales is my favorite out of all of you guys.


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[Assistant] It was a hard choice and I love you all but it's true for being the protagonist on one of the best animated shows on YouTube for using fun and interesting tactics that make things really enjoyable for me personally.


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[Assistant] And for being a good friend even when he's getting shit on.


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[Assistant] He ain't perfect, but he is one heck of a guy. Love mom.


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[Assistant] We'll be, it will be like a competition contest. We haven't had a video with a goal and this would work great. Maybe it could be a game show and Adahop could be the host.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that was from commenting on comments, and that was Thicc's idea, I believe.


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[Assistant] I like that saying. Who says that? I don't know. You do. I said that this was a comment on commenting on comments. I believe that this was on arc, so it should be, you should have some idea of what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] Well, you were gonna be, the whole point of the competition was me and you being sent off. I thought it was... No, it was me and you.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe it was an adaption of what Thicke originally said in Ark. Originally he said about us, like this comment or saying, maybe we should all do it. Let's move on cause it's not fun to talk about anymore.


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[Assistant] EvanRist1 says try picking up the Bigfoot with the Quetzal and have the Bigfoot throw you off.


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[Assistant] So I read this and I was a little bit confused and then I was like, all right, so maybe if I'm on the Bigfoot and then the Quetzal picks me up.


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[Assistant] Then the big foot throws me when you hit the button, it throws you. Then it's gonna throw, so it's something to think about. I thought it was interesting. What will happen then? Well that's the point. We need to find out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like horse too. Uhm, George Swinley says, uh, very simply put a turret on the quetzal and when are we gonna do that? I don't know if you can. Well, apparently you can.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jose Rivera, uh, in the commenting on comments says, you guys rock, my girlfriend and I watch your videos, like it's a TV show and we love them.


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[Assistant] We've been dealing with a lot of hard times lately and you guys definitely make it a little bit easier. There's also a game a few friends and I play called Spelunky that I believe you will enjoy.


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[Assistant] Lam Yi says beating Ragnarok boss is gonna be hell, Neebs. They are, they are way tougher than the other boss fights. Also, there is two extra mini bosses in Ragnarok.


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[Assistant] I don't know if we talked about this before, but I never heard, I don't think I ever heard of mini bosses, but I guess they're just, there's three. Altogether, we knew that, right? I have no idea. I don't know either. I thought somebody recently said, well anyway, we're fucked.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll see. Uh, thank you Yam. And Liquid Sex says, came for the commenting on comments, stayed for the abstract wet dream story.


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[Assistant] Great content, fun for the whole family. Love you guys, best channel. Shut the fuck up, Anthony.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I, I, like I said, I do like survival games and a good challenge. Uh, the reason I don't like Ark is because I'm not a fan of...


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[Assistant] How you doing? You caught me without my camera today too. We're doing a, uhm, a casual stream here today.


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[Assistant] Okay, here goes. I wrote this one myself.


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[Assistant] I never, I guess do, so I guess I will. It's your turn. Fill in that gap while I grab my laptop. There you go.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna start this off as positive as possible. And this is a comment from Kurt, uhm, on today's, uh, scrap mechanic, the rail course challenge.


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[Assistant] And he says, your videos are getting lazy and boring.


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[Assistant] Honestly. That's why I brought it up, cause yesterday's GTA, the first video for the heist mission, the trilogy, the farthest thing from lazy. So I thought this was ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Horrible Bosses 2 was actually better than the first one. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] I didn't ever see the first one. Alright, good. So you got a good point of reference there. Yes, you do. And since we're gonna keep things positive, about the, I scored, I scored today's Scrap a little different, real course challenge. Volrick Pierced says the soundtrack on this one is like chewing on nails wrapped in tin foil.


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[Assistant] You know, you're encouraging, uh, bad comments. I'm not trying to. Alright. So let's transition into conflicting comments. These comments conflict with each other.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I guess he's, this kinda works. But anyway, then KirbyKatiok says on behalf of


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[Assistant] Most of fans, can you guys please, please scrap the scrap mechanic already.


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[Assistant] This is, uh, uh, I've got two retro ones to go out on. This one is from the very first scrap we did. The ramp challenge. That was a long time ago, huh? And is it a recent? It's like a year ago. Recent comment though? Yeah, it was four months ago. So, meetin' in the middle. It's one of the more reasonable.


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[Assistant] And we're just cussing up a storm about this ram. Now he can't watch it anymore. Now he can't watch. But maybe four months have passed, so.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll address two things here. Uhm, first, we don't cuss on purpose. We're just going with the flow of whatever the hell happens.


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[Assistant] Final comment. I know I probably did six, but, uh, this is also retro. This is from three months ago, but the video is, uh, is, uh, one of our favorites, Takar's Quest. Uhm.


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[Assistant] You do not. The delicious yellow onions. The delish. Yeah, I wanna, I wanna witness that. Yep. We'll do a video on Simon eating onions whole. A whole onion.


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[Assistant] So that starts arguments at times. We all have our days, don't we?


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[Assistant] That's awesome. We're like couples therapy, really. We keep them together. Is that what we do? Yeah, that's what we do.


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[Assistant] My girl, she's, uh, very supportive, but she wants nothing to do with... She wouldn't wanna... Like, even if she was by with us at a stream, she doesn't really wanna talk much.


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[Assistant] It's like the, uh, the convenience of getting, uh, items and stuff from there is not good.


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[Assistant] It's like if you were playing Zelda and you see something like that, you're like, something gonna be here.


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[Assistant] When they're mushy, they like, I don't even like the flavor anymore. I like both. Yeah. And that's good for you. I was just sharing.


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[Assistant] It's just the, I don't know what it is, man, but uhm, at the same time, like, staying together is good, but sometimes you wanna, you practically wanna hold hands.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're following you Thicc. That's alright. All I was doing was admitting that in ARK I feel a little bit more thickish. That's all. I just tend to and I don't know why. And all we're asking for is a little communication. Yeah, and I'm there. I'm there with you.


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[Assistant] And if we don't look, I think it's because of the cinematics that suggest it make it look like it is staged, but we have the floating camera, which is following us, but you know, it adds to the quality of it, which probably comes across as feeling a little bit staged.


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[Assistant] Quite a bit, yep. Rarely though, it's pretty rare that we fail. Pretty good at failing. You just, you have no idea. Oh god.


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[Assistant] So we don't script things, uhm, we go with the flow and try to capture it as beautifully as possible.


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[Assistant] And we know who's being covered at that time, likely, so there's no discussion going on with the other people for the most part.


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[Assistant] If you look closely in the third one, you might find Takkar in there somewhere. Oh, Takkar.


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[Assistant] Because it didn't work. Because it didn't work. That's why you said it. He's right in front of you. And then it became synchronized ladder climbing. Moving on.


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[Assistant] But it's still panic mode. And you don't need to be, because your videos turn out great. Eh. Simon, you're really good and talented and cute.


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[Assistant] Alright, can I bring up something? Yes! What do you got? Finally saw the lady last night, uh, Wonder Woman. Do you like it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know, but it was, it got such high praise. It did. And I wanted to like it so much. And, and she did great. She looks great on camera.


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[Assistant] The serious level compared to like a Marvel. Marvel's got that perfect blend of comedy and...


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[Assistant] Civil War. Civil War, yea. He was cool. Yep. And Spider-Man was good. Enjoyed that. Giving everyone their fair share of, of camera time and like a little bit of story in Infinity War, like, holy shit, what a thing to take on. It's gonna be such a challenge. What's that?


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[Assistant] I like how you guys were just talking about how you know the universe and this is pretty like for Star Wars fans. That's that stuff's equally


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[Assistant] We should get a podcast coordinator. That should be your title. Podcast coordinator? Yeah, we need titles around here. Oh, I like that.


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[Assistant] Hey, a lot of other movies do it. Ghostbusters comes out, you see it on cereal.


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[Assistant] Your body produces a lot of things, you don't want it to end up in a recipe.


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[Assistant] So no, I'm a negotiator. Yeaah, no, no. Neebs? Alright. Will it make me sick? That's a big question. No, it won't make you sick. If I get sick and there's $2,000 worth of doctor bills, it's worthless. Right. Okay, how about this?


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[Assistant] I have two things that I checklist when I watch shows. Do they have likeable characters? And are there zombies? And if they have zombies and no likeable characters, I'm not into it.


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[Assistant] Take the stuff out of the bottle and you can keep the- Then you're supposed to recycle it. No, I'm keeping it. No. So anyway, that was it.


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[Assistant] Right, it's not so questionable that it's bad. You're like, look lady, I'm trying not to get sick here, help me out. Right. It's not like you just found something on the ground, like smell this. Right, it came from our fridge.


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[Assistant] Like, you don't have Superman deliver the kryptonite spear into the creature when you got two other superheroes right there that aren't allergic to kryptonite. Yeah, Wonder Woman could have done it. I'll fight this thing while you go get the spear and stab it. Any human could have done it. Yeah, that makes sense because I'm Wonder Woman and kryptonite doesn't


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[Assistant] Same thing. Once you get below freezing, it sucks, man. Alright, well. I can't wait to see some snow. And we're gonna get some snow. No, we better not see snow here. We might. I'd like to. I don't wanna see snow here. No, I'd like to.


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[Assistant] We're good at hurricanes though. Yea, we can rock a hurricane. Our roofs have to be like strapped down. We have building codes around here to keep our weeds from flying off.


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[Assistant] Oh man. Yeaah, he's way stressed out. The whole Tesla thing? Cars? What about them? They raise the money and they go, I get these cars out and they're still figuring out how to build them and then there was an accident with one of them, right? Well the one, yeaah. What happened? I didn't hear about that.


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[Assistant] No, they're doing good, but to take that company from where it was to continuing on and not collapsing at some point.


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[Assistant] Gonna be an affordable family car though. Yea, I couldn't really care less about the speed.


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[Assistant] It's not brilliant. How much energy does it take to make a building hover?


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[Assistant] How, uh, have you been communicating with this guy in the past?


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[Assistant] I just sent another email. How do you know she hasn't emailed you back?


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[Assistant] You know what would be a good name for a movie? Flight of the Airplane. Flight of the Airplane. Imagine that. At the movies. That sounds great. You see it? Race of the Runner. Would you go see that? No, I wouldn't. Flight of the Airplane. The Car Drives.


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[Assistant] We might win an Academy Award as well. And then, when we do this interview, we can say, uh, cause it's not gonna happen today, we can say, Alexander, as another person who's won an Academy Award from my script, uh, flight of the airplane. You've probably heard of it.


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[Assistant] Simon will be ten beers in by then. No, I'll be two.


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[Assistant] But it was good to see you. Lots of good laughs. That's too many shots. What, your freak walk weekday? Is it part of your birthday celebration? You have a month. Can I have just a couple days? I don't do six shots though. Well, that's because you don't know how to drive.


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[Assistant] Long time ago. Yeah, I don't like to hurt. Good for you. So I like to call it early, not early by thick standards. Like he'll call it an eight. Really?


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[Assistant] Who's that? What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm going to at least two thick birthday parties where I'm just getting started and he's going home.


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[Assistant] One thing I like to do, if, used to do a lot when I go downtown to drink around here, when you're done, you go get pizza, and you take the pizza to the top of the parking deck. And that's where you eat it. Cause you can see...


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[Assistant] Most of downtown, and you can see some guy passed out over there. This guy, like, there's a lot to look at. Mhm. On the weekend. You're like Batman. At the top, yeah.


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[Assistant] So you want to talk about, are you still, are you working now on uhm, it was something for stars wasn't it, the 1%?


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[Assistant] So you've, uh, you've already achieved a lot as far as a writer goes. I mean, what in your mind now is your next big goal?


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[Assistant] Do you have a Twitter or something that our followers can follow you on to keep up with your work? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Got some good life hacks today too, though. Like how to stay at the Marriott without paying. That's true, that's true. You can probably eat off that room service cart too.


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[Assistant] You're like, dude, you're like 80, we'll definitely catch you. Man, that would, he would be a huge celebrity again if that happened. Oh, reality show.


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[Assistant] I do want to incorporate, uh, comments into that as well. But anyway, we have, the first comment was picked by you, Neebs. I thought I was going first. Remember how you said, you told me specifically. I was going to say in the beginning of when the scrap comments going. You didn't tell me that. I didn't. You want to start off with the first one?


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[Assistant] He sent me the text showing me this and he said, what do you think? And I said, I think you should read it. I'm having flashbacks right now.


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[Assistant] So now we're gonna go to Nieb's comment. You're up, Nieb. So he picked. Alright, I'm up. Hey, Joseph Kroll says, who else thinks they should do two episodes of this a week? Of what? And he said that on an ARC video.


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[Assistant] He rushes through it. We could work him harder. Cause you know, he sleeps a lot. He's still sleeping right now. Yeah, he's actually streaming.


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[Assistant] So, uh, VFF's engineer also said in arc, seriously, when is Uncle Dorilingus going to join its far too


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[Assistant] I found a comment that I saved from a while ago. I don't know what video it's under, but it's from John Kramer and he says, Hey, Neebs.


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[Assistant] On the Conan video, Quinn Forder says something is really discomforting about hearing a motherly voice explaining the game mechanics about murdering people and using their souls to create food. And that was fun. Tell people about that because some people here didn't see Conan.


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[Assistant] Classic Sabra. Is that, that's the, that's the most interaction you've had with anybody in like a gameplay video, right? Yeah, I enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] A lot of people in the comments seemed to like the game, but Whipperpool Wills was not alone when he said, looks like shit, but you guys made it worthwhile, but still not buying it though.


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[Assistant] Alright, speaking of big and new games, Subnautica.