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[Assistant] Cuz you're more likely to stick with something like a routine if you enjoy it. So Peloton makes every single class fun. It just feels like you're hanging out with friends.


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[Assistant] Me and Bradley are friends. I'm, I'm holding on to that. He doesn't know it yet, but we are. Nothing gets you moving like the perfect song, too, and every Peloton class is set to the best playlist. That's my favorite part is searching out a good playlist to listen to and they kill it.


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[Assistant] I like that. I like that a lot. And you know what? The dudes from, uhm, Wizard of Oz. Like all, all my dudes were vaudevillians. Oh, shit, really? The guys who played, like, you know, all the, the lion, the tin man. Yeah. They were all vaudevillians. Are dot-tastic kids? Are dot-tastic, are dot-kids.


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[Assistant] One of my first research papers ever in school. I did the most intense research paper on Rudolf Valentino. I know everything there is to know about that man. I love that so much. He was a beautiful man.


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[Assistant] Because that membrane is called the peritoneum. That's why it's peritonitis. Because you said you saw that a lot, right? Yeah, we would see it a lot in autopsies. Oh man. It was like, it wasn't like, I shouldn't say it's like a very common thing, but I would see it. Common enough that you've seen it.


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[Assistant] I can't even imagine. That's gnarly. And the fact that she just showed up at a party and was like struck by it, oof.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, if that is true, what an act- like- A horrific way to die. Horrific way. Like, oh my god. And the fact that it was-


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[Assistant] That's always the cheapest way to go about a defense. It is. You know what I mean? Like when you have to turn the other person who's not there to defend themselves.


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[Assistant] Unless they are claiming that that could have happened when they were moving her into the tub, out of the tub, into the, you know what I mean? Like that would be the only- Which is what they do claim. Like that it's not a violent one, and maybe it was just people gripping her to hold her? And it could have been, again, she's


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[Assistant] I like, now I'm like, what the fuck? Cause everybody just seems to be lying. Knowing the defense witnesses are lying about like her being shitty.


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[Assistant] That to me is more dire than the prosecutions lying that she's not shitty. Like it's like, you know what I mean? Like I feel like if you have to make people lie to like make her bad, that's worse to me. Yeah. But it's all bad. It's all just really bad.


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[Assistant] Cause I also was thinking, I was like, you know, did, cause this one's hard. It's so hard.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Cause I was like, am I like, am I, I don't even know. Because I also was wondering, I'm like the whole time that she was like screaming and crying out and like people were around her, was she, she never said again.


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[Assistant] Like that someone did this? So she did. She said to a


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[Assistant] And it's like, but if he didn't do it, it's like-


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[Assistant] I've heard the name. Of course. But like I've heard Fatty Arbuckle, I didn't even know his name was Roscoe.


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[Assistant] What's going on? Hi Learn. Uh, guess what? What? Next week is the beginning of three episodes a week everybody.


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[Assistant] When you should. Routine is good. You guys will be able to expect it. Uhm, I think it's gonna be really cool to do the three episodes a week because it's just gonna be like really fun to really expand the content into like whatever.


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[Assistant] The multi-parters are going to be able to be like really right after each other. It's, I think this is really going to be awesome and we're excited about it. Um, and that's going to be starting next week. So get ready.


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[Assistant] And again, if you are on Wondery Plus, you can have all those episodes a week early.


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[Assistant] And that's not how we do things. You're not who we are. So yeah, so we just wanted to let you guys know about that because that's going to be starting this week, which is really cool. Just means more content. That's all it is. Nothing else is changing. Just more cool shit.


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[Assistant] But we're excited. Oh, and merch is gonna be coming out soon. That's another exciting thing. Like all of this cool shit is gonna be happening. So look out for that. We will update you guys. You will obviously be the first to know, but let me tell you, it's fucking.


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[Assistant] We're so excited guys. I really think you're going to be excited. So just like keep an eye, keep an ear out. We'll let you know as soon as that's happening. Lots of cool stuff.


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[Assistant] Um, but other than that, we're going to jump right into it today. Um, I have, uh, an old timey murder. What? I know this one. Old timey. I'm saying it's new. It's exciting for me. It's not. This one is called the Bermondsey Horror. That is what it is known by. Horror. Horror.


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[Assistant] Marie de Roux. De Roux. Uh, she was born in 1821 in Switzerland, actually. Ooh. Uh, we don't know a ton about her because it was 1821. Um, and you know, there was not a lot going on apparently with her, so she just kind of floated through. She was just vibing. Unfortunately, when she was a teenager, both her parents passed away. Ooh. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So she became what was known as a domestic servant. So she became a maid of sorts to a woman named Lady Polk. Okay. And this was in a house that was referred to as Halden House and it was an Exeter. Ooh. Exeter Devon. It's hard to understand.


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[Assistant] She had a great time there. She was really good at her job. She liked it because she got to be involved in all like the luxurious ways of living. We love it. Even if it was on the fringes of it, she got to experience it.


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[Assistant] She became obsessed with living that lifestyle even though she was, you know, not making a ton of money herself. She was able to live in the house.


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[Assistant] She got the, you know, she got the experiences and so she was like, I want to live this life. I don't ever want to live in poverty. That's my goal. Okay. I mean, that's a, that's a fair goal. It's a great goal, I guess. So in 1846, she was around 23 years old.


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[Assistant] This is, she'd been working for a while. She had gotten really good at it. Word had spread that she was really, you know, cause they talk. These ladies of the households, they talk. High society and all that. Yeah. So Word got around that she was really good at her job. She was also looking to kind of move on. So she moved on to work at another home for somebody else.


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[Assistant] She now worked for Lady Blantier. Now Lady Blantier was actually the lady of Stafford House, and this was one of the most prestigious and extravagant homes in London at the time. Okay.


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[Assistant] Just nuts. And these were, I mean, they were described


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[Assistant] As like, you know, covered in marble and gold and just like the most extravagant luxurious thing ever. I love it. Now this particular move for her was a huge jump up in society. This was like a giant move. It was not lateral. This was a very much a promotion.


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[Assistant] She was still going to be, you know, a domestic servant in the home, but she was at the home that was now run.


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[Assistant] She would meet all these royals and dignitaries and she started believing I'm part of this society. She was obsessed with it and becoming more and more obsessed with it.


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[Assistant] That same year, she actually accompanied Lady Blantier on a boat trip to France. This was gonna be like a big trip. She was asked to be the maid on this trip because she was that good at her job and also because she spoke French. Oh, so she was gonna be helpful.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So she's going to be a big help on this trip. She was super excited that she was chosen. So they're on the boat on the way there. Obviously it's a long boat trip anywhere back then. You were just like, you were in for the long haul. So she's on the boat and she strikes up a conversation.


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[Assistant] Irish. Irish. How did you, how could you tell? CBO. Uhm, he tells Marie that he is hailing from County Tipperary in Ireland. And girl.


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[Assistant] Which is like a whole shady business, but he was extraordinarily wealthy because of it.


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[Assistant] He was 50 years old, which makes him quite a bit older than her because she was 23 at the time. Which was like such a thing back then. But like all fine, whatever you want to do. And again, he was super wealthy, which was very attractive. Super wealthy.


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[Assistant] And they just couldn't tear themselves away from each other during this boat trip. They just were talking, talking, talking. By the end of the boat trip, they had made plans to meet up again with each other when they both arrived back in London. And remember, like this was gonna be a while.


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[Assistant] Because like they're both going to France for different reasons. They're both going to be coming back at different times. Boat trips are long. Yeah. There was no cell phones to just text each other and be like, Hey, I'm back in London. What's up?


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[Assistant] Now they had dinner and when they got back to London, they were able to meet up and it was a long time. Like it was a long time before they could meet up. So like, I'm sure it was like the excitement was just everywhere. So they had their dinner and it was right back. It was right back. Full blown romance.


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[Assistant] They'd gotten back at different times and between that, like that whole interim time,


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[Assistant] Now Frederick Manning was a guard on the railway at the time, but he was also someone who had some like,


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[Assistant] So while he's like, you know, possibly a robber on the railway that he also works on, uhm, he's telling Marie, you know what?


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[Assistant] We're just going through the whole motions. You know, it's all gonna happen. It's all happening. Sheena Shay, let's go. You know, so she's like, wow, that's great. You're right. I mean, you're robbing.


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[Assistant] Well, that's that. That sucks. No thank you. What a life. So Frederick proposes, so Marie is like cool.


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[Assistant] This guy just proposed over here. And Patrick's like, wait a fucking second. I was gonna propose, like that asshole proposed before me, excuse me. So Patrick is like,


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[Assistant] She's, she's got to choose. Yeah. And she's like, we got pros, we got cons here. We got.


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[Assistant] He's still doing some shady things, but he's got that fucking inheritance coming. Right. That's what she was looking for. She was like inheritance. I see it. She loves it. So she chose Frederick.


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[Assistant] She said yes to Frederick, which I immediately was like wrong choice. Yeaah. I hadn't even read this full thing yet, this whole case, and as soon as I read that she chose Frederick, I was like, ooh.


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[Assistant] Cute way. And it was like Kismet, you know? Yea, it was a meet cute. Right. So, I don't know. That's her story. Unfortunately, she and Frederick were married May 27th, 1847. They got married at St. James Church in Piccadilly, London.


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[Assistant] Trust me, it's an insult. Now, they get married, yay, good for them. Frederick then immediately quits his job.


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[Assistant] He quit his job as a guard on the railway. What? And he quit his job and it was like not a good like, hey, I'm putting in my two weeks notice kind of thing. It was like a bad, I think there was like the rumors got around that he was like robbing the place and it was like, it was a bad split between him and his job. Does he think that Maria is going to support him on her income? Well then he did get a new job. He got a new job as a manager of the White Heart Pub in Taunton.


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[Assistant] Not Taunton in Massachusetts, but Marie, you know, she was like, okay, cool. Now at this time as well, Marie found out that the inheritance thing was bullshit. Shocking.


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[Assistant] Not a nice drinker. Like he's just a, he's a dick. Not a happy drunk. No. He's still drinking super heavily.


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[Assistant] They weren't managing the money, the, the inheritance isn't coming, so they're struggling now. It's just bad. It's bad all around. And she must have been like, you lied to me. You lied to me. Like this whole thing began on a lie. This is all a sham. This whole thing began with two very dishonest and very not.


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[Assistant] Like the way they went into this marriage was not like love and companionship. It was like money on both ends. So it was just bad. So then Patrick comes back into the picture.


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[Assistant] That's gonna draw her in. She's very unhappy in her marriage. It's happening.


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[Assistant] If he knew that there was a sexual aspect to this affair going on or if he was ignoring it or if he was completely clueless and just thought that they were still friends.


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[Assistant] That's not good. Uh, this is like a random delivery. No it's not. This is a preparation. Yea, this is no good. And remember, this is, what, 1849? This is only a couple years after marriage.


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[Assistant] Marie orders and receives at her home a giant shovel.


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[Assistant] And apparently Frederick used this shovel


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[Assistant] Now they dug this hole and people who came to the home like saw this at one point and were like, what's that about? And they're like, oh, we're just like rearranging the flagstone on the, on the kitchen floor. So we had to dig to like,


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[Assistant] You know, kind of, uh, make it more structurally sound. Cause one of them was wobbly. Six feet down, you know. So they put the flagstone back on top of this hole and like everybody was like, all right, cool. I guess that's what that is.


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[Assistant] Just like he always would. Just like he always would. He would never have any reason to think anything different, but he unexpectedly brought a friend with him. He brought a friend named Pierce Walsh, who he called Walshy.


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[Assistant] Uhm, while she had helped Patrick get payment from a loan recently, like a big payout, and the two of them were in a celebratory mood, so they were like, let's hang together. Alright, cool. So they, so we brought them along. They had a normal meal.


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[Assistant] Everything was fine. When they left, Marie and Frederick were pissed because they wanted Patrick to come by themselves. I wonder why? Why did they want Patrick to come alone?


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[Assistant] She got Patrick alone for a moment during this dinner. She like brings him aside and she tells him, you know, I was really looking forward to an evening with just you coming. And she says, you know, but you brought your friend that really like put me off. I'm like very upset about it. And he was very apologetic and he offered to come the next night alone. So he was like, then we can have an evening together.


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[Assistant] So the next evening, he's coming to dinner again, but this time he's coming by himself. So he comes, everything's normal, like they normally do. But when it comes time to eat dinner, Marie tells Patrick, you have to go wash your hands. You've been at the dock all day. Go wash your hands for dinner. And he's like, all right.


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[Assistant] So Patrick is of course down to be clean for Marie. So he goes to the sink, he's washing up. He's finishing, you know, that second time singing happy birthday when you're supposed to really get those germs off, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Uhm, cause back then, we'll talk about it, things were so sanitary, so I'm sure he was definitely washing his hands for that long. Yea, he's definitely getting the finger tips too. Yea, for sure. Uhm, that's a heavy dose of sarcasm in case you couldn't tell. But as he's doing this, Marie creeps up behind his ass.


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[Assistant] Once loved. Yes. I don't think she knows what love is. No she does not. Execution at point blank range to the back of the head. That's insane. He fell to the floor and just started convulsing. He did not die.


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[Assistant] They then threw his body into that hole they dug into the middle of their fucking kitchen floor.


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[Assistant] That's the thing, when I was reading this, I did not see it coming that Patrick was the one that was going to go down. I thought Patrick and her were going to kill Frederick. That's what I thought you were going to say. Woah. So yea, so the next day.


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[Assistant] She had been there before because of fair. Of course. And this landlady was said to despise her, but she allowed it anyways because she was like, I guess, like Patrick says, it's fine. And she went through everything in Patrick's home. She found money, jewelry, railway shares that Patrick owned and she stole it all.


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[Assistant] This is a full blown monster. And the plan was going to be for Frederick to go sell those shares under Patrick's name and collect the wealth before anything questioned anybody.


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[Assistant] Well, it was pretty immediately after they killed him that people started searching for Patrick.


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[Assistant] Because he said, I've been talking to people because I'm worried about Patrick. And he said I went to the doc and he said everyone at the docs where he was working on Thursday said that he told them he was on his way to your house for dinner that night.


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[Assistant] People know that he was coming here. So he was like, do you wanna like, I don't know, change that up a little bit? And she was like, oh, well no, he never came. And she was like, but I did invite him.


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[Assistant] He was supposed to come, but he never showed up. And he was like, well, that's not what you said initially, but okay. So you're being shady, Marie. So immediately everyone is like, mmm, this is suspicious. What's the deal? Now friends of Patrick's also spoke to his landlady because they, they're trying to find him. They gave a shit about him.


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[Assistant] And landlady reveals, well, Marie Manning came to the home and asked for the keys twice back to back after he went missing and she came in here and was in here for a while. That's pretty damning. So they were like, okay.


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[Assistant] So after speaking with Marie and seeing that she lied about him coming to dinner, and the night when they had witnesses who told them,


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[Assistant] That are who he told what he was on his way to their home for dinner and talking to the lady, the, I'm like the landlady saying Marie was there twice after he went missing. They were like, okay, we have enough to call the police and say,


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[Assistant] Something shady about these people. Like please look into them. This wasn't just like a bunch of random collection of like, this is like everything is pointing to like the landlady Marie was here. She was here twice. The people at London Bridge. Yeah. He was on the way to the Mannings. People at the docks. He was on the way to the Mannings. What else can you say?


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[Assistant] So he calls the metropolitan police, tells them everything. The metropolitan police were actually like very new at this time. I think they were only like 20 years old at this point too. It was just interesting. Now soon,


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[Assistant] They didn't like each other to begin with. No. I don't know why they thought killing her lover was going to like bring them together in any way shape or form. They fucking hated each other. They're both shitty people. Yeah. What, what did you think was going to happen here?


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[Assistant] So they're turning on each other and now again, they have his railway shares because that's basically what they have killed him for. But shit is not going to go smoothly. They think this is just going to be like, Hey, I'm Patrick O'Connor. You're going to say with your English accent on the phone and like try to sell his shares and nobody's going to question it.


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[Assistant] So Marie tells Frederick, you know what, we gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of town. So she's like, you need to go and you need to sell the furniture in our house so we can get more money so we can take these shares and run the fuck out of here.


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[Assistant] So he goes, and while he's gone, she steals all the railway shares.


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[Assistant] So she fucked him over and he left on his own after that as well. As soon as he came back and saw that she had taken everything, he was like, well shit. He was like, well now I have to go. So he got out of there. So there now.


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[Assistant] Taking off in separate directions. On the run. On the run in two totally separate worlds. Right. Which is like, bad. Cause now you're spreading your shit everywhere instead of staying together. Bad.


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[Assistant] So shortly afterwards, on August 17th, this was only like days after, the police come knocking at the Manning's house.


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[Assistant] They took most of their stuff, but what was left was in complete disarray. It's like they had just ransacked and left. Cause they very much did. Cause they did. They soon, so they're going through the house. They're trying to find anything. They soon make their way into the kitchen.


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[Assistant] They were struck with the condition of the floor. It was so clean.


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[Assistant] No flagstone floor was this clean and tidy. And it's not like it matched the rest of the home, which wasn't like a fucking pigsty, but it wasn't like house beautiful either. Like it was just a very normal house. Yeah, this is like very much like this was cleaned in particular.


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[Assistant] So this is pretty big for the police at this time, because again, they're a very young police force, and they notice this, they look closer, and it appears that one flagstone in particular, the edges were damp.


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[Assistant] And they were like, this is weird. It looks like it wasn't properly sealed. Like the rest of them are that it was recently sealed and the rest of them were sealed a long time ago. Right. So they're like, hmm. So they stick something in there. They like, you know, use like some kind of sharp instrument to kind of cut away that seal and they kind of just hoisted up.


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[Assistant] They see that it was Patrick O'Connor. His body was face down in the dirt. He was naked. So they had stripped him.


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[Assistant] About this, I was, I was telling John this and he was like, this is amazing. So I was watching this like documentary about this and there were all these like older British historians that were talking about this case. This particular point, they found


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[Assistant] Fucking funny, these older British historians found this particular point. I love that. They were just like ripping on them. Like it was like a Comedy Central roast. It was amazing. Anytime I could do like a British case.


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[Assistant] They're like, okay, we now know. That they did this. That this happened. But they don't know that they're on the run separately, right? They think they're on the run together. Of course they do, because why wouldn't they be? So Home Secretary Sir George Grey offered a £100 reward for any information leading to their capture.


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[Assistant] Their descriptions were released, drawings were released of them, descriptions of the valuables that they had stolen were published. The public was on the case along with the detectives. This was like a, a huge thing.


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[Assistant] So now they bring Scotland Yard onto this case. I knew it was coming. You gotta bring Scotland Yard. Of course you do.


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[Assistant] They find out Scotland Yard is like on it, and they find out from a cab driver who saw their descriptions in the paper because it was really smart of them to release their descriptions, the drawings of them, everything like that.


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[Assistant] Now, they follow this and find out that a woman matching her description did indeed catch a 6.15am train to Edinburgh that day and was doing so under the name Mrs. Smith.


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[Assistant] Now witnesses who saw her said she was acting very strange. She was very nervous, acting very off, dropping shit, like just acting like something was wrong.


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[Assistant] Then following that lead, they find out that some luggage was seen in Edinburgh at a train station and it was with a woman whose description matched Maurice perfectly. And it also had the tag Mrs. Smith on it.


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[Assistant] So the Scotland Yard baddies now use the brand new system of telegraph to telegraph up to Edinburgh and the Edinburgh detectives were able to track down Marie under the fake name she was using there. Wow.


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[Assistant] They also caught her while she was in the process of trying to sell the fucking railway chairs in Edinburgh. Stop it. She was living in a fancy ass hotel because she had sold some of the stuff. Right. And they arrested her and brought her right back to London.


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[Assistant] When they searched her possession, she was holding all of Patrick's railway shares. And now this was a huge milestone for police work at this time. The Metropolitan Police, like I said, had only been around for like 20 years. The electric telegraph was brand new as well. And it had been invented around 1837. So this was all new.


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[Assistant] He had run into someone he knew from London there, and that old friend called police because they saw the murder news in the papers.


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[Assistant] And also someone used the new telegraph system to let detectives in Scotland Yard know that they saw Frederick on a steamer making his way to the islands. Wow. These dinguses just like got away for like a minute and a half.


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[Assistant] And he was even stupider because he acted like a dick to someone who just asked him for directions on the way there. And that person remembered his description in the paper and they called police as well and were like, this asshole wouldn't even give me directions. The ultimate revenge.


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[Assistant] The Southwestern Company's steamer courier has just arrived here, bringing intelligence of the arrest of Frederick George Manning last night at Jersey on the charge of murdering O'Connor.


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[Assistant] Manning was apprehended whilst in bed at half past nine o'clock at night. Amazing. I love that they waited. Yep. At a public house in St. Heliers. But the chief of police of the island, in conjunction with officers Langley and Lockyer, officers of the Metropolitan Detective Police.


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[Assistant] He said quote, I never liked him, so I battered his head with a ripping chisel.


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[Assistant] That's not anything that you can do, sir. Oh, okay. He apparently also asked if Marie was arrested, like immediately, and was pleased when they told him that she had been arrested. He had said, quote, has the wretch been taken? The wretch. Has the wretch been taken?


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[Assistant] Even though he had bashed O'Connor's head in 17 times.


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[Assistant] That's fine. Like she was the bad one. You deserve it too. I'm like, yeah, she's bad too. You're also a shitbag. Yeah, equal. He was also pissed that she left him and took the money. So he was like, I'm pissed, which is like,


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[Assistant] You're also not helping your case of pretending you had nothing to do with this cause you're pissed at her for abandoning you and taking the money. Right. Now in the telegraph, it explains his confession as well. It says, quote,


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[Assistant] Adding that he was instigated to the deed by his wife and affirming that Mrs. Manning fired the pistol and shot at the unfortunate Mr. O'Connor.


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[Assistant] Uh, Frederick requested while sitting in jail on murder charges that a guard give him a pipe and some smoking tobacco. No. And they were like, no.


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[Assistant] Uh, which I'm like, he could have died. Uh, like, it's actually crazy that he didn't. Yeaah. Now, because it sounds like he was very addicted. Of course. Now, immediately, this is when the Bermondsey horror title came out, like through all the newspapers, this is what this was called.


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[Assistant] And it's still known of that today. Now everyone went nuts over this story. And of course,


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[Assistant] Marie was the one that they really honed in on because it's usually the woman that they hone in on in these cases. She's a terrible piece of shit, but also Frederick was a terrible piece of shit as well. They're equal pieces of shit. Now the trial was at Old Bailey on October 25th, 1849.


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[Assistant] Witnesses were brought up to identify them both. Now, what I found interesting, uhm, I watched something called murder maps on this. It's a really


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[Assistant] But I just had no idea that these trials were so quick there. It's interesting. I had never heard that. So witnesses were brought up to identify them both and the superintendent of the Edinburgh police was one of the witnesses. Uh, he was Richard John Moxie. He stated on the stand that it was Marie who was in Scotland when he questioned her about the whereabouts of her husband. She had told him her name was Mrs. Smith.


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[Assistant] She had run from her cruel, abusive husband, Frederick, because he drank and she worried that he would murder her. That's why she was in Edinburgh, she said.


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[Assistant] Oh, he also said that she just ran her fucking mouth once everything came out and she was being arrested. She started talking about how Patrick O'Connor was the kindest man she knew and he acted as a father to her. Uuuh.


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[Assistant] Remember they were fucking on the regular guys. Like what? What? What?


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[Assistant] That's the salaciousness of it all, exactly. Yes. Now, this is when she said he was invited to dinner that day, but he never came. And she had gone to his home afterwards. She was like, yes, of course the landlady is right. I went to his home. And she said, but I was just looking for him.


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[Assistant] Two clerks testified that Frederick Manning was the man who had called under the name Patrick O'Connor to cash out some of his railway stocks. They were like stockbroker clerks. Now side note to this.


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[Assistant] Uh, at the time cholera was rampant at this time in London. Gross. One witness testified on the Friday that Frederick called pretending to be Patrick.


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[Assistant] Whoa. Now cholera, in case you don't know, it causes like severe dehydration from vomiting and diarrhea. It's like from, usually from, uh, shitty drinking water. Oh, okay. Now, just as a little side note, cause this was interesting to me, cause I was like, excuse me, two witnesses died within a weekend of


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[Assistant] Testifying, that's how bad this was. There was a cholera outbreak that lasted two years starting the year before this in 1948.


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[Assistant] During this outbreak, and a guy named Edwin Chadwick was a social reformer at the time, and he was like, guys, there is clearly a link between sanitation and disease and cholera. And in 1842, he had actually wrote about this in his publication, The Sanitary Conditions of the Laboring Population.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he was discussing life expectancy in relation to disease and living conditions in it. Uhm, and this led to the 1948 Public Health Act that appointed Edwin as the first Director of the General Board of Health because of his findings and research.


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[Assistant] But in fact at the time newspapers were saying cholera was actually the best sanitary reformer because it did inspire people to.


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[Assistant] Try to live in the cleanest conditions they could at the time. Okay. Cause it wasn't always within everybody's control at the time, considering what was going on.


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[Assistant] But unfortunately, only very limited improvements were actually made to ventilation and drainage in the city after he became commissioner. He tried, but he didn't, wasn't able to do a whole lot. So actually, because of the changes,


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[Assistant] More runoff went into the river Thames, which was like the main supply and further contaminated the drinking water, which led to more of an outbreak. And again, the worst outbreak in the city's history in those two years, starting in 1948. Yikes. So that was just like an interesting side note of what was going on at the time. Shit was bad.


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[Assistant] Uh, so back to the trial. They launched separate defenses. They were not even going to do the defenses together. They were just going to go after each other. Wow.


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[Assistant] And that's, I'm like, you're the mannings. Like, you are still fully married right now. But Frederick, Frederick, Frederick.


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[Assistant] The defense made sure she appeared to only be the mungry, mungry, the money hungry villain that she, money hungry, that she really was. Mungry. Mungry. You know where it was. Of course I did. We're just helping each other out with our made up words today, I appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Now they brought Francis Stevens to the stand and he was Patrick's stockbroker.


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[Assistant] And he, so he had a very close relationship with Patrick. He identified his own signature on those shares that were found in Marie's possession. And he kept saying she, then he was like, those are my shares that I gave Patrick. Like I can guarantee you. So why would she fucking have those on her person when she was arrested?


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[Assistant] But she kept saying she only went to Patrick's place after he was missing because she was looking for him and she kept to that story. But this whole thing shattered that completely because Francis Stevens being on the stand saying, yeah, those are the stock, those are the shares that I gave him. I signed those off.


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[Assistant] She only has those in her possession because she went to his home and stole them. Those weren't, that whole story she's telling about like, I went there just to check on him. And that shattered now because while she was there, she stole those shares. He didn't give them to her. And why would you do that?


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[Assistant] So that was just gone. But Marie's defense was that she wasn't there when Patrick was murdered. Now she's saying I wasn't even there. And she said the whole, she was part of the cover up and you know, sure, maybe I stole some things afterwards, but like I didn't kill him.


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[Assistant] But then after the whole, you know, she went to Patrick's place to steal his shit after he was murdered thing came out, she pivoted and she said, okay, but this was just Frederick's deal.


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[Assistant] And I just covered it up. Like, so now she's like, okay, yeah, sure. I went there afterwards. Whatever. Like I, cause now she's like, okay, I'm going to take a step back. I'm going to say, I didn't do the murder.


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[Assistant] But I had to cover it up because he's my husband. And he made me. And he made me do it.


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[Assistant] But they just said, okay, that still doesn't explain why you then stole all of Patrick's shit and also invited him to dinner yourself. Right. Like what was the plan there?


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[Assistant] So she then testified to the fact that Patrick O'Connor meant more to her than her husband ever did. Ooh, she is. So she was just going for the gonads in those wounds. And she said, because of this, he was murdered by Frederick, who just went nuts from jealousy.


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[Assistant] No. Now people in the papers were suggesting that there was a three way sexual relationship happening here and that something went wrong within that complex affair. I knew from the beginning of the story.


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[Assistant] It was scandalous at the time on a level no one had ever seen. And no matter what, it was going to be taken as partially true because it was said. Right. Rumors are said, they become truth to a lot of people, which is dumb, but it's the way the world works. That's actually the theme of my entire upcoming case. Well, there you go.


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[Assistant] Now, of course they all denied that. Frederick denied that.


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[Assistant] So it only took the jury 45 minutes of deliberation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they were like, we figured this was gonna be a loss and that's fine. Oh man. Now, during the time between trial and execution, Marie did attempt suicide in jail. Oh. Uh, she tried to strangle herself and pierce her windpipe with her own fingernail. What? But she was stopped. Oh! Yeah. She then wrote a letter to Queen Victoria.


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[Assistant] Uh, and Queen Victoria wrote her back because she knew who she was. And she was like, no, you're a filthy murderer and you're going to hang you motherfucker. It was literally a lie.


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[Assistant] Bridgerton, the queen on there. No spoilers. It's not a spoiler, but she's awesome. I love her. I love the queen on there. And I can picture her just being like, no, you filthy murderer, like fuck off. She would go say it in person. 100%. So her next move was to write Frederick and to try to seduce him again.


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[Assistant] She was like, you know what? Everyone goes through a rough patch in their marriage, okay?


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[Assistant] Here is the hardest. Now when he began responding, cause they started corresponding, she then was like, hey, baby, honey, sweetie pie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just like no. Like no, thank you. So that ended right away. So November 13th, or 1849, they were taken to the gallows together. Before they went to the gallows, Marie asked to have her black silk kerchief tied around her eyes because she didn't want to see the actual gallows or the crowd.


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[Assistant] A thing between them, like if all is forgiven kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Herman Melville was in the crowd during this. You know, Moby Dick. Oh! Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know that little, little tale? I think I've heard of it. Yeah. Like once or twice. He watched this. He paid money for a spot on a rooftop because people would pay money to like for spots to watch this shit. Wow. Um, yeah. And he later wrote in his journal about it. What? He wrote quote, the man and wife were hung side by side, still unreconciled to each other.


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[Assistant] Uh, he wrote, I was witness of the execution of horse monger lane this morning. I went there with the intention of observing the crowd gathered to behold it. And I had an excellent, I had excellent opportunities of doing so at interviews, intervals all through the night and continuously from daybreak until the spectacle was over.


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[Assistant] I believe that a sight so inconceivably awful as the wickedness and levity of the immense crowd collected at that execution this morning could be imagined by no man and could be presented in no heathen land under the sun.


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[Assistant] The horrors of the gibbet and of the crime which brought the wretched murderers to it faded in my mind before the atrocious bearing looks and language of the assembled spectators.


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[Assistant] When I came upon the scene at midnight, the shrillness of the cries and howls that were raised from time to time, denoting that they came from a concourse of boys and girls already assembled in the best places made my blood run cold.


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[Assistant] As the night went on, screeching and laughing and yelling in strong chorus of parodies, parodies of melodies with substitutions of Mrs. Manning for other things was like


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[Assistant] Brutal jokes, tumultuous demonstrations of indecent delight when swooning women were dragged out of the crowd by police with their dresses disordered gave a new zest to the general entertainment.


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[Assistant] When the sun rose brightly as it did, it gilded thousands upon thousands of upturned faces, so inexpressibly odious in their brutal mirth or callousness that a man had cause to feel ashamed of the shape he wore and to shrink from himself as fashioned in the image of a devil.


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[Assistant] When the two miserable creatures who attracted all this ghastly sight about them were turned quivering into the air, there was no more emotion, no more pity, no more thought that two immortal souls had gone to judgment, no more restraint in any of the previous obscenities than if the name of Christ had never been heard in this world.


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[Assistant] And there were no belief among men that if they perished, that they had perished like beasts.


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[Assistant] I am solemnly convinced that nothing that ingenuity could devise to be done in this city in the same compass of time could work such ruin as one public execution does.


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[Assistant] And I stand astounded and appalled by the wickedness it exhibits. I do not believe that any community can prosper where such a scene of horror and demoralization as this enacted this morning outside horse monger lane jail is presented at the very doors of good citizens and is passed by unknown and forgotten.


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[Assistant] Beautiful. I mean, Charles Dickens. Yeah. But he literally was like, this is a fucking scourge on society. I mean. And it needs to stop.


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[Assistant] He was not wrong. And he was not wrong. And because of this, he became a very outspoken advocate for ending public executions completely. He was also inspired by watching The Hangings of the Mannings to write, uhm, the novel Bleak House, which is like a very big novel of his.


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[Assistant] Uhm, one of the characters in the book Hortense is actually inspired by Marie Manning. That's crazy. Like directly. Marie actually, this is just the last little thing, Marie wore a black satin dress when she was hanged.


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[Assistant] And the fabric went like totally out of style for a while because of it. Nobody would buy it. Oh wow. Um, sales like plunged and she was called the woman who murdered Black Satin for a while.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So that is the Bermondsey Horror. Alright. And poor Patrick O'Connor.


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[Assistant] It's like, you don't know why they're not saying what they're not saying. It's like, you kind of just have to trust the process, you know?


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[Assistant] Good food. We're used to what my mom cooks. Sorry mom. Sorry mom.


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[Assistant] Were you? I can't really see that. You just blasted me, actually. I said be able to see that.


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[Assistant] Something about cameras is like, it really just, I don't know, I just get into another vibe. What type of vibe? I don't know. Can you describe that feeling for me?


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[Assistant] I mean, I just, I just get a little turned on at times.


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[Assistant] Just cause there's cameras around us? Yea, I feel like I'm just supposed to perform. Do something.


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[Assistant] What the fuck, that mean make magic or something? What is musician?


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[Assistant] Think about somebody like a guy that I'm dating or something like. You don't think of me on the same level? No, I don't.


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[Assistant] You run into some street guys, and they say, okay, we gotta wait for you to make money. Cause you're white.


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[Assistant] So, they put you on to scamming and going into banks and getting the money. And you thinking that.


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[Assistant] Y'all gonna go half. Like, let's say you bring, you get 10 bands. That's $10,000.


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[Assistant] I just become more of myself and not give a fuck and just take over the internet. That's something that I do.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I love, I love liquor though. It makes me feel alive in the night time.


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[Assistant] But I have to stop drinking because it makes my back big. So like literally, this is the only drink that I can have this week.


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[Assistant] I just feel like if you keep going where you're going, your back's gonna get big.


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[Assistant] So it was like, I'm the DES, the best, no contest. You like my style cause they take nothing less.


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[Assistant] Step back cuz I'm hot like fire. I'm six and I'm still over a friday.


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[Assistant] No. I think my music might be a little bit too nasty for her.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's stuff that y'all like to do in y'all culture, so it's like, I don't feel like you would not accept me, but it's like this. Bitch stopped the car, I gotta piss. He just ate my ass, he wanna switch. Now uhm, you know what to say. What are we doing?


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[Assistant] If we go out, I will protect you. Real bad. Real bad. Real bad. Especially out here. We in my place, so you know.


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[Assistant] Well, I only did it one time at that time. So I was just like, just sing about it cause it's like, do I really have to hide this about me?


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[Assistant] If I'm really Sukihana, I don't need to hide nothing about myself. I need to stand on my truth. And when I stand on my truth, I liberate the world. And that's why I'm always trending every day. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so like, I made the song and then it just took over. But that's not, that's one of the nastiest things I say, but I have said other nasty things like,


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[Assistant] I don't even want to say that one because that was crazy. Can you say it?


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[Assistant] That's the most iconic thing I've said. I didn't hear that. I'm five foot but my throat is six six.


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[Assistant] And it doesn't matter what they look like or what their occupation is. I have doctors, creatures, activists.


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[Assistant] Humanitarians, like that help with the world.


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[Assistant] They all know Suki, like, go to the NFL. Okay.


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[Assistant] Do you know who Suki Hana is? Like just the NFL? Not just the NFL, the NBA.


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[Assistant] So who I need to call a man or a girl? Which one?


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[Assistant] I'm with Bobby and I told her that if she call anybody they gonna know Suki with a good coochie. So I want you to tell her.


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[Assistant] Who's Stooky with the Girl Coochie? Tell her why they call me Stooky with the Girl Coochie.


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[Assistant] No, that's fine. Do you want to sprinkle a little extra shit on top of that or this is all you giving?


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[Assistant] Do you have anything else to say about Sookie with a good coochie baby? Tell them about that thing that I did.


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[Assistant] Okay, that's good. That's all we needed to hear. And I stopped crying in Chicago. Yeah, and out here. Stopping crying. What this pussy?


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[Assistant] No, that's not something you can be taught. It's genetics, baby.


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[Assistant] Oh, you didn't know how to dance? Yea, I wasn't the best dancer. Oh. So, but now, you know, I have did ballet, hip hop, modern.


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[Assistant] And now, you know, I know how to clap my ass. I know how to do the thigh thing. Split.


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[Assistant] You can do splits. Yes, what? Can you teach me how to do this? No. Why? Because, like, that takes time. How much time? At least you need a week. I mean, how far do you go down?


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[Assistant] You're not even in the world of financial freedom if you ain't know how to do no spit on no dick, my girl.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm young and fine. I like to make music. I like to sing. I like to make people laugh.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm a mother, I love to have children. How many, you love to have children? Yea, I love to do that.


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[Assistant] I mean I would say ten, but I feel like seven, me knowing myself, I think I'll stop myself. So random. Seven is a good number. Okay. What's your favorite number?


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[Assistant] Can I maybe not call her? You can call her. Call her. Call the operator. Call God. Call whoever you want to call.


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[Assistant] Just don't call that man if he married. Oh look, she said she knows.


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[Assistant] Is she? Mhm. Wow, okay. She knows what's right.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I ordered a uhm, a Cobb salad. So I have this. That's very healthy. Yeaah. It's not the best, but, y'all are paying, so it's like, and we ordered lobster roast too.


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[Assistant] They was $35 on it? I don't know. Somebody bought these from me.


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[Assistant] If you follow my lead, you won't be sitting barefoot and you might have something like this on your feet. What size are you? I'm a size seven and a half.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't want anymore, but I'll eat the rest later. Wait, I think I should give you this. And this. Okay. So kill.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. I usually just take my mic off, but that makes sense.


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[Assistant] How do you take them off? I just pop them off because I really got normal shit that I have to do. Oh my god.


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[Assistant] These are for two things, like literally, like camera.


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[Assistant] You have the transparent white that looks like nut. I mean, what do you call that? Cause when I get those done, I say I want my nut colored nails. What do you think that is?


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[Assistant] That's what I do, especially if I'm nervous or if I think something's funny or I'm blushing, I always wiggle my toes. That's something that only the guys I date know.


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[Assistant] Okay, why are- What's funny? Yeah. It's funny just because, like, I don't know. But either way, let's get into the toes. Okay.


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[Assistant] So these right here, you know, I'm a little older than you, I gots to be because don't ask me my age, I won't ask you yours. But what I will tell you is these right here mean


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[Assistant] And on what? That right there means that you like to get nutted in. That's why every girl that gets those white toes they say,


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[Assistant] Oh, yeaah, he wanna get me pregnant. White toes gonna get you pregnant. No, you just like getting out of there. And it's okay, I do too. But, this right here...


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[Assistant] We look grown, we look classy, you know. You still on your second baby, I'm on my third, so you know.


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[Assistant] That's why you got them two kids. And I'm sure you've been pregnant multiple times. Yeah, I know. What's up? It's not time for a baby right now. We get that. But you a good coochie girl.


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[Assistant] No, actually I'm more done than you and I just- I don't think you are. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Okay. Huh.


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[Assistant] The same of that. Yeah, so I was in love when I made that song.


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[Assistant] Who is we? Like why are you saying us and stuff? Like who is us? You? What did I say again? You said the hotel charged us.


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[Assistant] Where we could really get that coin is uhm, what's that show?


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[Assistant] I do. I feel like maybe we get to give a little sippy sip, but not a drink.


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[Assistant] You're not drunk. You don't even know what drunk is. You've never been drunk before. Right now, this is just a tipsy type of life.


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[Assistant] Make you a little bit more funny and open to things.


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[Assistant] Thank you for teaching me how to dance. Yeaah, you in the mommy club, coochie girl. You good, you ain't gotta do all that, that's... Some bitches gotta work harder than everybody else.


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[Assistant] If I was you, I wouldn't do no dancing. Ever. Like how you been moving. Don't do that shit.


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[Assistant] How much? More money than you ever seen so far. You gon' see it. You gon' see it when you change some toes. But you gon' see it. You gon' see it. I made a lot of money on there. And in history.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well they all might be banned, but at the end of the day, they have wrote reviews. Okay. Yeah. Did they write reviews about you? Nope. On Yelp? On nothing. On nothing.


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[Assistant] Is that okay? Yeah. Okay. Uh, who putting up the money? I will.


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, I'll put up, I'll put up my money too. Okay, why'd you ask that question? I'm just saying, how much money you about to put up?


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[Assistant] All of it? All of it. I will put up all of it, fuck it, cause I don't want you to get too much percent or nothing.


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[Assistant] Okay, I had to tell you all my business, I don't even trust you.


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[Assistant] And I love that for you. I got a lot of tattoos. So I got some Chinese words right here. I forgot what it means. I think it's saying black queen.


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[Assistant] I got a new man. So his name is Ashley and he on this leg.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you trying to get all into the business and see who would do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's be the ones that steal your tricks. So, I got Medusa.


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[Assistant] We are in our business. We are. And it's called, what should we call it?


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[Assistant] Okay, we gotta think about us. We both moms. We both got our feet out.


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[Assistant] Hi guys, thank you so much for tuning into the Really Good Podcast with your host, Bobbi Althoff. Today we have, normally I would have the guest introduce themselves.


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[Assistant] It is. It's a, it's like a single needle tattoo.


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[Assistant] What do you mean? All jokes are not, this is, they're, they're aside right now. This is a tattoo of my kids.


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[Assistant] I know you've thought of that, again, don't I? You've thought of that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, actually. If you said an A, I'd be like, okay, he's a little humble. Nine is just like, that's still an A. A is a B.


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[Assistant] Oh God, I didn't think about that. Uhm.


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[Assistant] We can use halves too, a little bit. So maybe like a seven and a half.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. Uhm, I know you were just saying that'd be nice, but that's okay actually.


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[Assistant] Exclusive place. I've never even seen your Instagram account.


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[Assistant] Fine, I'll have some of the sweetest wine they have.


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[Assistant] It's probably been like a four minute podcast and you're probably going to make it so I can't even use this video by how quick you're making it. Uhm, cause people are walking around out there. It feels like we're getting the signal. Your people, you probably sent them a signal.


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[Assistant] Did you do that? Did you have a thing? Like, oh, if I put my arm up here, come rescue me.


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[Assistant] Okay. Speak business. I'm really into business.


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[Assistant] In a way that I've never seen anybody do before. And I didn't like that.


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[Assistant] They'll fire you. The looks they're giving right now feels very like you're going to be in trouble.


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[Assistant] Hi guys, uh, thank you for tuning into the Really Good Podcast, uh, with your host Bobby Althoff. I'm Bobby Althoff. Uh, today I have, uhm, Armani. Is that your name?


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[Assistant] Who reached out? Did you pretend you made an email and you sent one to sound legit? Is that what you did?


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[Assistant] Uhm, this is like so awkward, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I don't like when you talk about things I've done. This is my interview. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?


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[Assistant] This, obviously, if in 10 years I still see myself doing this, then why would I not in 5 years?


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[Assistant] I just, I don't look right now because I haven't even encountered someone like that. But I'm not stopping until I do.


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[Assistant] How's he paid you guys for your services? And he's tipped you?


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[Assistant] Dude, that's not, that's not funny and that's not.


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[Assistant] Can you sing Billie Eilish? Right now? Please. You haven't answered any of my questions so far and it's really frustrating me. I don't know what to do with this.


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[Assistant] That was great, thank you. That was what you wanted? Uh, no, that wasn't really what I was imagining, no.


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[Assistant] Can you tell me them first? I don't want to get them wrong in front of you because I think that would embarrass me a little bit.


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[Assistant] That's not b- that's not cause I don't wanna see it. I do. I wanna see it.


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[Assistant] Trying to get me in trouble. No I'm not. Yea you are, everything, you keep setting me up.


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[Assistant] That's, that's good for you. I'm happy for you. Thanks. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't know what I'm allowed to do. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] I don't want to talk about this, you keep doing uhm, this to me.


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[Assistant] Did you come up with the dance for that one song that everyone does on TikTok?


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[Assistant] I'll watch you do it, and if it looks like something I can do, I'll join you. But if it looks like something I can't do, I won't join you.


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[Assistant] Is that in Australia? Yes. And you, you had those? We had a lot of them in our house. So you did, you did grow up in Australia?


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[Assistant] You just said you have something against people who go to public school.


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[Assistant] Well, it says billionaire boys club. So you probably don't have a lot of money if you want people to think it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well it wasn't. That wasn't gonna happen. Uhm, if I had to guess how much you have.


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[Assistant] You do? You didn't make enough money from that song to pay off your college debt?


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[Assistant] Right now? Yes. Uhm, I can check. Do you want me to check? Yes. Okay.


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[Assistant] Who just left the room and is, it's making that sound like it's like close to someone who's answering. Who do you call?


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[Assistant] A real financial manager would not just give you all those numbers like that.


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[Assistant] Do you have, do you have that? Is that how much money? That's all.


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[Assistant] I don't know, didn't you hear, did you do like some NBA thingy?


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[Assistant] A house. You can rent a house, you know, you don't just have to buy a house.


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[Assistant] Where are you getting that from? I never said I had all this money.


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[Assistant] I don't know, not from my bank account. I have $306 in my bank account right now.


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[Assistant] They're not, they're too young for you, so please stop asking about them.


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[Assistant] It's really great talking to you today. I don't have silk pillows.


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[Assistant] Okay, uhm, can I, before you leave, can I have your watch? Which one?


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[Assistant] Can I have it? You have so much money, you can let me have that watch.


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[Assistant] With your fake management team and your...


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[Assistant] You can say, you can say something really quick if you wanna like promote something, cause I know you're, go ahead.


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[Assistant] And I am a football player even though I was told I was going to be a cheerleader, but...


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[Assistant] We've stopped cold everything that's been thrown at us from the north, east, south, and west. Now two days ago, the German commander demanded our honorable surrender.


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[Assistant] Save the USA encircled troops from total annihilation. The German commander received the following reply. To the German commander. NUTS!


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[Assistant] We're giving our country and our loved ones at home a worthy Christmas present. And being privileged to take part in this gallant feat of arms, we're truly making for ourselves, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you all and God bless you.


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[Assistant] You're the first familiar faces I've seen. I ain't surprised. They dropped us all over the Continent Peninsula.


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[Assistant] Nope, the diesel don't do old ladies yet. But I am checking the old folks home when I turn 69.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got Brian, I got Logan, I got Scoop, I got DMACC, I got Joe, I got Ken Dog. We're gonna have fun.


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[Assistant] They say I have a lot of kids but Maury Povich has been cancelled so we'll never know.


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[Assistant] Like when you get behind two little, uh, CDJs or turntables and you play music and the crowd jumps up and down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people have said I was the best back in the day. Long time ago. You played basketball? Yeah, when you were a toddler.


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[Assistant] Wow. When I was a toddler you played basketball.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I came in in 1992, won my first championship when you were three, four and five years old.


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[Assistant] Yes, after games. After games. Yep. Cause you want to get there by 6am so you can kill the coyotes.


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[Assistant] Nope, cause I know you have beautiful children and children love Uncle Shaq, so whatever you need, I gotcha.


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[Assistant] I don't want her to be that tall. I want her to be like you, very petite and beautiful.


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[Assistant] I wish I was your age. I'd be making 700 million dollars right now.


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[Assistant] Cause a lot of these young guys that are my age, that's what they're making up.


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[Assistant] He does look like an actress. It's your guy. No, I said an actor, not an actress. Okay, an actor, my bad.


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[Assistant] Who's this dude with the, with the, with the, with the damn eye, with the hard hat on, with the dumb glasses?


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[Assistant] Oh my god, come here. I know you. Come here. Yea, you.


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[Assistant] Yes, 8.30. I want to see you there. 8.30? Yea.


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[Assistant] Where are we going tomorrow? We're going to Houston. I have to go to LA. Well, you can drop us off first and then you can...


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[Assistant] Actually, you know what? If you go, if you want to go skydiving with me, I'll do that.


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[Assistant] I know you get 10, 20 million views, but if you want to get 100 million views, me and you should go skydiving.


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[Assistant] You know they got those little similar things that you fly in so we'll just do that for about 20 hours.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, I was, I'm, I'm, I'm, this room up here.


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[Assistant] If you guess my theme song right now, I'll give ten dollars to your favorite charity.


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[Assistant] I met Logan at a store and he was milking a cat. Did you know you can milk a cat?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that's a good reason. What's the baby's names?


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[Assistant] Got it. I understand that. Just tell them Uncle Shaq said hello.


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[Assistant] I saw a scene one time where he took curtains and he put some string to it and he made a hang glider. You wanna try it?


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[Assistant] Like he took this and he took some shoestrings. Okay. And he attached it to the curtain and he hang glided it to the bottom.


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[Assistant] No, I know him and I know Jeremy. I don't know these two guys.


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[Assistant] Apparently the guy with the tight ass slacks worked for me, but I'm gonna have to change the dress code.


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[Assistant] I don't like this. You can see his butt print when he walks. I don't like that. It doesn't really go.


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[Assistant] Yes I do, but your extra and my extra might be two different extras.


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[Assistant] You said that I'm a pretty good dubstep DJ. You know what my nickname is? No. The Dubstep Dad.


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[Assistant] I think they do. They like to headbang. Can you do that?


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[Assistant] Because that's a rough, it's like the roughest form of EDM.


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[Assistant] Yep. But you gotta do it twice so you can't do it once.


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[Assistant] It's smiling, you can't smile when you hear that brown pouch coming around.


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[Assistant] So this is a true story. Every zoo I go to in the world. Every zoo. When I go to the gorilla cage, this is how they approach me.


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[Assistant] It's already up. And we're blazing the charts.


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[Assistant] You know what they say about men with big feet? No. They wear big shoes.


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[Assistant] Walk. Walk this way. That's what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] No, I said six. Six. No, six and then I stopped slash thirteen, see? You can play it back.


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[Assistant] Yes ma'am, I'll wait. I'll just rejuvenate myself.


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[Assistant] I have footage on my phone I will get it to. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, he was a carriage horse and then another guy owned him and then I bought him from the guy.


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[Assistant] Yep. You tried to ride a horse. And then we went on horse facts. You know how to have car facts? We went on horse facts. Okay. Told me facts about the horse.


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[Assistant] It was when you scuba dived they give you weights and then when I went down they hit the button but I never came back up.


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[Assistant] Actually, you do have millions, but I understand what you're doing. You don't want people to know you're rich. All good.


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[Assistant] Cause I had my thongs on and people were taking ass shots, so I had to leave.


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[Assistant] Actually, if you have your guy, look it up. Can you type in Shaq in the ping pong? You? She'll show you. We have footage.


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[Assistant] No, not, she typed in Shaq playing pinball. No, I said Shaq and the pink phone. Geez.


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[Assistant] No shit, I never said pinball. I said pink thong. I'm saying it kind of sounds like that. No it is not. Pink, hold on. Pink thong pinball. No. Jack and the pink thong. Pink. Cause you think I'm a liar.


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[Assistant] No, I'm good. I like those. But you didn't believe I was telling the truth.


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[Assistant] But again, you're looking like you don't believe that story. Would you like her to read it? Would you like her to read it? Go ahead, tell her. A 97.8, it just went up.


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[Assistant] I don't like handouts. But do you know my favorite interview?


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[Assistant] If it was real, I would have a badge right, I would have a badge right here.


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[Assistant] I mean, that didn't sound right, but you sure you want me to take out my wallet and show you my badge?


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[Assistant] What is that? Oh, I don't know what that is. Oh, man. But don't tell anybody because I'm undercover.


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[Assistant] Come a, come a, come a, come a, come a chameleon. You know what these songs have in common?


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[Assistant] All that she wants is another baby. She's gone tomorrow.


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[Assistant] I thought you were putting the microphone down. No, over there.


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[Assistant] Uhm, God bless... I don't know the song, I'm sorry. Do you want me to? I do.


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[Assistant] Do you, is that just 5 million dollars you have in your bank account right now?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know why. How many cards do you drive? How many cards do you have?


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[Assistant] Yeah. So I have to ask you. You're born in Orange County.


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[Assistant] Okay, so according to biographygist.com, you have lovely warm black eyes and black locks. Black locks? Mhm. Your hair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, did they run out of things to talk about about you because your resume is not very long?


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[Assistant] I'm not. My kids are over there at home right now crying for me while I'm here interviewing you.


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[Assistant] Okay, that was really not, not an apology, Rick.


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[Assistant] You don't want to help a mom out? Support her kids?


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[Assistant] I had to pour the milk into the bags in the parking lot. Did it take ten minutes?


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[Assistant] Yes, that took precisely ten minutes. I filmed myself doing it.


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[Assistant] I don't wanna do that. I just wanna know, are you an actor?


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[Assistant] I feel like I invited you here because uhm, well I didn't really want you here to be completely honest with you. Uhm, I was running out of gas because I exhausted my two people and I posted, I said online, I said can somebody help me find someone famous and no one famous entered the comments but then I saw you.


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[Assistant] I think you might be putting your phone down right now


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[Assistant] To just a mom who is just trying to provide for her kids.


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[Assistant] The second time you've made me wanna cry today. I've known you for like 40 minutes. 30 minutes.


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[Assistant] Is that calling a liar? No, calling you your age. So I'm not going to call you that anymore because I understand that's something you're probably insecure about. So you tell people you're 22.


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[Assistant] You know what that means. Big Dwayne energy. You can see the new commercial on Zoa's Instagram or YouTube channels. You have just got to check this out. They really went there.


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[Assistant] They're these yellow things that form like in the back of like your mouth and like I've seen some videos on Instagram where you like push on your shit and then like hell them squirt out but they smell like shit dude. They smell really bad. Uhm, I think maybe you need to see a doctor.


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[Assistant] And there are these like these yellow formations that like are in like the back of your mouth and then like some people who have like-


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[Assistant] Little ones, yeaah, yeaah, I've had little ones develop back there, that's why, you know, you gotta-


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[Assistant] People with real severe cases of tonsil stones, like, uhm, you know, they have halitosis. This could be the cause of your halitosis. The cause of halitosis.


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[Assistant] If you watch some, of course YouTube really will give you the most gnarliest versions of it, but you watch it and then like the dentist will like push. I like right here and then all of this shit.


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[Assistant] Oh, thank God, because often I'm like- I don't think so. I'm like, is my breath terrible?


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[Assistant] Drinking beer, I'll still chew gum. Like I just, I have to. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm crazy. I'm so fucking crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, that was, that was us. Yeah, we've really got it in.


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[Assistant] I don't have to. I know what you're watching. It's, it's- I'm not saying anything back.


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[Assistant] It's like a, it's like a deposit of, of, of something. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like a little mouthwash. It's a delicious brown mouthwash.


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[Assistant] Anybody in the Los Angeles area, if you're familiar with Cactus Tacos, it's one of my favorite burrito spots. It's delicious. So you go burrito.


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[Assistant] He doesn't understand your comedy yet. Just wait. He's gonna get it eventually. That is true. That is true.


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[Assistant] Have you seen somebody clean a windmill? That shit is hard as fuck, dude. And scary. And not that dirty.


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[Assistant] Oh man, that shit is treacherous. You have to climb up him and shit?


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[Assistant] You know how when your baby first comes out and you like swear, it's like really cute, like super cute, once it grows up.


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[Assistant] It just goes a couple months, you'll look back at those photos and you'll be like, oh my gosh, our baby was actually really freaking weird looking.


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[Assistant] I will be, I will, even when I saw you at my birthday, I'm like, what the fuck dude, I've seen two pictures, like what the fuck is going on here? I want to see more photos, even though I just explained that the baby is really weird.


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[Assistant] Oh no, the diner- no, for the first few weeks, we-


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[Assistant] Honestly, I'm not fully gonna like, say I'm not. Okay. If anything, I'm-


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[Assistant] If anything, I'm bisexual as fuck. Are you kidding me? Give me that. I'll wear that badge with honor, okay? Anything, go.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they start, they start putting like, several layers on them.


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[Assistant] I like, I like a little caramel on it and then I'll roll it in peanuts and that's good enough for me, okay? I don't need the cinnamon.


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[Assistant] So basically the doctor said, you can do lit, but you can't do lit AF, right? Because maybe that-


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[Assistant] But careful, you can't let them lay in there too long because it will flatten the back of their head, bro. You gotta be careful for that. They get this new head.


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[Assistant] Uh, yea, or a P, P and a pod is a pretty good one.


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[Assistant] By the way, I did play a little two on two basketball two days ago. That shit is...


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[Assistant] Where's the next live show? What are we thinking? You're gonna see this little jumper butt wiggle. What are we thinking? Atlantic City? Maybe Atlantic City.


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[Assistant] It's a very flawless game if you just like have uneven numbers and everything. It's so fun.


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[Assistant] It's a double entendre. It's a double entendre. I don't think it is. It is absolutely. It is. You knock them out and then you knock their ball out. It's all encompassing.


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[Assistant] Well, some people took it to the extreme and then they would like, just like, you know, wait to not- That's, that's when it's not fun.


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[Assistant] Agreeance, right? Agreeance, not greance, but agreeance.


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[Assistant] This whole, this whole weekend I, uh, they were having like the NFL combine where they work out all like the college players. It's actually really fun to watch. It's just like dudes.


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[Assistant] It's just, it's not just football, so it's like them jumping and like you see their vert, you see how fast they run, like.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, the dude broke the record. He ran faster than, uhm, Bolt.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I guess I have like a... Just an announcement. What's that?


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[Assistant] About our YouTube channel, dude, we are at 90k. Oh, that's not even a lot.


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[Assistant] I know. If we can get 10k more, we will get one of those fuckin' YouTube plaques. So whether you sign in, have an account, go ahead.


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[Assistant] I wanna fucking- In the background of our Zooms. Please! I just wanna plaque.


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[Assistant] Tell your parents to sign in and make a YouTube account. We need 10k and we're gonna get those plaques behind us, please.


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[Assistant] They don't even have to watch, just sign in, create a YouTube account, and subscribe to TII.


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[Assistant] The letter that's my granny wrote me, you do. Do you remember how I ended it?


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[Assistant] Uhm, well I got my kids here in town, so we're just gonna go, you know, my kids are all teenagers, 13, 16, and 19. Okay. So even though it's my birthday, they get to pick. Because if they didn't pick, they wouldn't do it, and they would just say, happy birthday dad. So, wherever they decide, that's where I'm going.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so we're staying in Laguna Beach and there's this, uhm, diner called Ruby's and that's where they usually like to go, so I'm guessing.


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[Assistant] That's right, that's right, there's future there, for sure.


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[Assistant] When deals come on that have food, sometimes they have dairy in them and they're like, well, just try it and just, and whenever there's dairy, all the other sharks, they would like.


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[Assistant] Slide over that way. And daemon is also lactose intolerant, so it kind of becomes a kind of, uhm, fun thing.


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[Assistant] How often do you film? Uh, we film the first pod for season 15, uh, for two weeks in June and then we go back in September for a week and that'll be it. That's all it takes.


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[Assistant] I think the podcast you're doing is a great idea. It's been great, but it's got too much debt.


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[Assistant] Uhm, well you got a great agent, and you got a great agency, and you got a great guest.


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[Assistant] See, but it's supposed to work the other way where you go out and ask them and you tell them why they should advertise.


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[Assistant] And you still owe your $20,000. How long have you been doing the podcast? Since April. April, yeaah. Same year.


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[Assistant] Uhm, then what I would tell you is when we go dip our french fries in our, at least my milkshake, you may not.


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[Assistant] It's just, it's like podcasting is a tough business.


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[Assistant] And so they went down to Dallas and said, come on down. I was like, all right, my car will make it. And that's how far I got.


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[Assistant] But I'll tell you this, on my 27th, when I was 27, I won't forget it actually, I went to the ATM.


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[Assistant] I tried to get out some money because I had a business like you, right? I didn't borrow money, but I had someone steal some money from me. And so I got fucked up. And so I went to the ATM and showed me a big old zero.


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[Assistant] And so it's when I was 27 and then got past that and then bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. So.


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[Assistant] I did. I was thinking ketchup. I'm sorry about that. I was thinking condiments, condescending ketchup, you know.


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[Assistant] Most of the time, right. Then they grow up and then they're fun and lovable and huggable and they hug you back.


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[Assistant] I think that, you know, sometimes I think that's the part they don't like.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. And then they have your money. You said I was a grandpa, so I'm gonna teach them how to do a podcast. And it's gonna be a podcast with D and E and C level celebrities.


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[Assistant] So you're next to let, no, uhm, no, I'm not trying to be number three.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they are actually, they're pretty smart. Uhm, you know, but everybody thinks their kids are talented in some way or another.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true, but they're so far, I mean, they do well in school and they're good kids. Yeah. So wherever direction it takes them. Sounds like they're good kids.


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[Assistant] Now, literally, like, you're talking about things that change. Money changes everything in a lot of respects. More how people see you. Like, if, if, if your personality changes with your bank account, then you're fucked up in the first place. Right? But, when, of all the things that I can have, do, or buy, the best thing ever is when I'm with my kids. And so that, yeaah, that, that's not something you can buy.


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[Assistant] Uhm, no, they're big now. They play with themselves. Uhm, me and the friends. Uhm, but yeaah, I mean work. I like what I do. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Because it's crazy in 2023 people got to choose between food and rent and paying for their meds. And so we put together this company that uhm,


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[Assistant] We go to costplusdrugs.com, you can put in your prescription, and we show you what our cost is to buy it, and we mark it at 15%, so you know exactly why you're paying what you're paying, and that's always cheaper than what anybody else sells it for.


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[Assistant] Yes, you could. We don't spend any money on ads, but we can set something up for you guys.


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[Assistant] It's really cool, it makes me feel really good too. I mean when you get people, like I'm used to people walking up to me for various reasons, the Mavs or Shark Tank, but now I like, I've literally had people just run up to me, cry and hug me.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the house party reboot that LeBron James just did. You know, that basketball play. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] See, but that's what someone taught me, when I tried to act, that's when I really screwed up.


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[Assistant] So I keep it, I keep it usually in, uhm, in the car, right? So I have 20 bucks. And then, where was I the other day? And someone stole my 20 bucks. Uhm, I was so pissed.


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[Assistant] I forget where I was, but like I went in and I went right where, in the console where I keep it in my car. Someone stole your $20? Stole my $20.


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[Assistant] They violated my trust. I would have felt better if they just stole my car because then I can get a new car. But now I know that like they went into my car.


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[Assistant] Snooped around, found my $20 and took it. That's all they took.


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[Assistant] But you know what, I had to park because this place is hard to find.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you what, go to markcuban.com and that's where all of them are. You tell me which one you think would be a good advertiser.


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[Assistant] No, not close, yeaah. Yeaah, but so, let's see, you were 24?


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[Assistant] Damn, and I was just trying to be nice to you. Wow.


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[Assistant] I met her when I was playing basketball in Dallas, uhm, and she was working- In the Mavericks? No, uhm, just at the gym just before I- How tall are you? Uhm, six- two and a half, six-three.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I was doing okay, but I wasn't rich rich. I wasn't where I am now.


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[Assistant] She doesn't dislike it, but I mean, there's good and bad to it, but there's, I mean, no one's bitching, no one's complaining.


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[Assistant] To being this obscenely rich, for me, and maybe for other people, but not for me, you know.


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[Assistant] I know some others, I've done events and stuff where there's been others there, but yea, most of my friends are like guys that I moved to Dallas with or, you know, were friends in Dallas or friends at Indiana where I went to school or friends from Pittsburgh. All my friends that have been my friends my entire life are still my friends.


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[Assistant] I mean I have, people think that though. People think like you gotta make new friends or, you know, you got butlers or you're this or that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but uhm, just for my stuff, but like, my wife will cook for the family or uhm,


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[Assistant] Uhm, the kids now are supposed to do their own. Even my son Jake did his own laundry the other day. He told me, you know what, I'm proud of you.


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[Assistant] No, I like the privacy. I don't like like, you know, I've been around people who like hire somebody to do everything for them.


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[Assistant] I have security if I, if I'm someplace I think I need it, but typically, eh, no.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, I just try to be the same person, I mean.


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[Assistant] As I was when I was poor and middle and rich. I mean, why?


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[Assistant] When I was broke, I had a blast. I mean, I love my life and, and so, you know, I could wake up smiling and, you know, back then you just had to not answer the phone because it'd be a bill collector and, you know, not,


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[Assistant] Uhm, I was still having fun and those same guys, we all went out to dinner the other night and we still tell the same stupid ass stories and do the same stupid shit.


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[Assistant] Like, oh, get a, get a yacht, right? Like there's, there's some guy that used to own Sears, which is out of business now. Uhm, he has a yacht called the Fountainhead and he would tell everybody it was my yacht. And so everybody would, thought I had a yacht and they would all ask me to come on my yacht. And I was like, I don't like boats. I don't have a yacht. That just doesn't, it's just not what I would do. Yeah, just not at all.


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[Assistant] I've got, uhm, a G5 and a Bombardier 6000, I think it is.


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[Assistant] No, but you know, like, if there's a 3 a.m., you know, red eye from...


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[Assistant] You know, John Wayne to Des Moines, Iowa, it's not going to be packed, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's expensive on a private plane, but yeah.


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[Assistant] When they sign up and save money, then they can just comment under your podcast and just say, Hey, thanks for connecting me to Cost Plus Drive.


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[Assistant] And when you go to markcuban.com you'll see like, uhm, I've got a whole bunch of different companies.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so when you get, when you help companies sell more stuff.


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[Assistant] You're gonna get them to advertise because they don't want to lose the sales that you generate for them.


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[Assistant] No, I believe in, I believe in setting goals for sure.


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[Assistant] But if you're a good person, things will turn out.


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[Assistant] I just try to do the right thing when I can and it doesn't mean I always do, but at least I try.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just because I like what I do and I like having an impact and I like disrupting things and...