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[Assistant] Yeah, but yeah, poop-socking is definitely, that used to be the big joke in vanilla, wow, when we used to play and rate and stuff.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe. You know, maybe it was just like a...


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[Assistant] Maybe the story itself wasn't that interesting and then it just turned into like a legend, you know? Uhm, I'm trying to think of an example of that happening.


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[Assistant] It would have to happen in Sweden or Korea, right? Yea, always Korea. So I remember there's stories about people in Korea playing too much Diablo in an internet cafe, not eating or sleeping and then dying of like a heart attack.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and um, and one couple that used to play lots of wow at an internet cafe and they left their baby at home and the baby died. That was a sad one to you. I know. I mean, like you normally associate that with like,


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[Assistant] You know, heroin users or whatever, but to have it associated with a video game is probably not the best. But it happens, people are crazy I guess, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we moved on. It took a little while to get over, but that night we had a legendary drop in the raid, so.


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[Assistant] That's terrible. People get really obsessed over really weird things, don't they? People like, have you guys ever, well I'm sure you guys have been to casinos before, like we used to go to a casino nearby where like I grew up and stuff, it was like across the river in another province.


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[Assistant] So we could go there earlier than we'd be able to go in our own province. Cause like the age restrictions are different. And it always struck me like how it was fun. It was a fun outing because like the way that we'd go to a casino is we'd be like, okay, I'm going to take like 40 bucks and I'm just going to go and we're going to have fun time and we're going to gamble it all away.


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[Assistant] And if we win, cool. And if we lose, you know, we draw a line under it.


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[Assistant] We'll just go get like, you know, a milkshake and go home sort of thing.


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[Assistant] And it was really fun. And then we turn up to these places and there'd be people with like, uh,


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[Assistant] Stuff, but like, I mean, I mean, we're going to Vegas like in six weeks time, right? Do you do that? Are you going to live?


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[Assistant] No, we meant to go like a couple years ago and then we just like decided to go somewhere else instead. Like I've always wanted to sorta go, but like I'm not like-


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[Assistant] Maybe they saw that movie, The Hangover, and they thought, I want to do that. Yeaah, that's how I want to live my life. Me too. Maybe they thought they'd meet Mike Tyson and stuff.


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[Assistant] But surely they must appeal to people who go down to like the bookies and stuff as well. It's the actual thrill of gambling, you know, you might win something. But I guess it's different, because with the bookies it's like, you're taking a chance on something happening. And I guess with the slot machine it's the same, but the volume that you play a slot machine is much more, right?


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[Assistant] Never goes to a casino, walks in, and just through dumb fucking luck, wins like a million. That's it. You know, the one time I decide to go in ten years.


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[Assistant] I put like a dollar into a dollar slot and it was, you know, we were just passing by. I put a dollar in and I won like three grand. That'd be hilarious. I love that. That would be such a cool memory.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, but chances and everything, okay? Like, like, aside.


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[Assistant] The stars and the moons align and I'm just lucky as hell and I put some money into a slot machine and I win money. That'd be great. I'd be like really happy. I'd be like, holy shit, this is amazing. And I wouldn't even do anything sensible with that money. Like I'd just be like, let's just go to a strip club and spend three grand.


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[Assistant] I don't know. No, you wouldn't be comfortable with that? Cause it might happen. I mean, we're going like six weeks time and like, you know, I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking, I fancy my channel.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't even. You know what I'd do? I'd buy a house in a neighborhood that I did not belong in and I'd be really loud and obnoxious and I'd buy a bunch of cars that I had no business driving and I would rev them up in the driveway like all night and get kicked out of there.


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[Assistant] And that's, I would just troll my way through a million pounds easy. How would you get kicked out? Well, noise complaints and stuff, you know?


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[Assistant] I think in Vegas it's a bit different. I think what you do is, if you don't, if you're not lucky in the slot machines or at the blackjack table or whatever, you hope that Robert Redford turns up, uhm, with just a bed covered in money.


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[Assistant] And fancy's your wife. And then you're like, okay, cool. Yeah. You can have like a one night with my wife for a million dollars or whatever.


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[Assistant] Not in my Robert Redford fantasies. No way.


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[Assistant] He wouldn't do it in the mouth, he would just do it on her chest.


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[Assistant] It's not a pimp, are you saying that Woody Harrelson was a pimp in Indecent Proposal? Like the guy lost a lot of money in Vegas, didn't really have many prospects except for being married to Demi Moore, so.


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[Assistant] To have sex with them? Like what happened to you man? Like you used to be- You used to be a big guy. You used to be the big-


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[Assistant] Well, I think you gotta be careful too, because I think the, I'm sure the Mafia still operate heavily in Vegas, uhm, maybe not as sort of...


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[Assistant] Oh, fuck me. Man, why is- how did the Mafia become so funny, like?


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[Assistant] Holy shit, it's I guess Goodfellas and stuff sorta.


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[Assistant] Glamorized, if you like, uhm, from like the 70s and 80s. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And it was the same with the mafia operating, you know, they could get away with all this shit, extortion.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, drug smuggling, weapon smuggling. I mean, they were even like, you know, some of the big scores that they had off like international flights with gold on them and stuff. Like that shit would never happen nowadays. It's impossible, you know, with like,


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[Assistant] You've got like the CIA and the FBI and advanced like monitoring and everything, you know, they can't get away with it, but they still operate like, and they still make a lot of money and they're still like really big, but it's just super duper under the radar now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that doesn't happen so much now.


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[Assistant] I guess The Sopranos was sort of like, if you watch that series, it's a fictional series, but it probably, it probably does highlight the fact that, you know, the way that they operated changed a lot as law enforcement started to really catch up with them and the old ways and the old codes started dying out and stuff as well, you know.


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[Assistant] And I think I like a lot of people that have flipped in the mafia and become witnesses and informants and stuff like that and wanting to leave the life sort of said that really drugs ended it all for them. Like when drugs started to become really big, you know, like Nixon and Reagan and stuff started like the war on drugs and all this stuff.


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[Assistant] It got out of control. The code, they couldn't follow the code anymore. Half the guys were just like doing drugs and they didn't give a shit anymore and stuff. And it sort of wrecked it for them for a time. But I think they still do pretty well.


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[Assistant] Riko, yeaah, the Riko act I think started like all that kind of stuff. But yeaah, they caught a lot of like really big guys off of that, didn't they? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] What's-his-face went uh, was it John Gotti? They got him on that. Or was it, was it a bunch of other stuff? They probably started there and then they probably opened up a lot of stuff because uhm,


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[Assistant] What's his face, um, flipped, and then testified against him too. Um, Sammy Gravano, remember that guy? Nah. The Bull? Sammy the Bull? Sammy the Bull. Yeah, he was like, he was like the famous sort of like mafia informer witness flipper guy, um, that brought down the whole, the whole thing.


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[Assistant] The older stuff is very interesting to read, uhm, because there's just so much information about it, you know, like, and there's been so many movies made about it and books and everything.


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[Assistant] I read a book, uhm, I can't remember the name of it now, but it was about, I think he was part of the Gambino family, and he was like, it was kinda like Iceman, do you guys ever see the movie Iceman? No. It was about that guy, he was like, uhm,


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[Assistant] He started working for the mafia as a hitman and he was like, but he was still trying to like hold down this family life. He had two kids, a wife, lived in the suburbs and stuff and everyday he'd just go out.


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[Assistant] They caught him, they caught up with him and arrested him and he testified to something crazy like 300 murders or something. Like he's killed so many people. It's insane. But there was this other guy and so the book was written by his son.


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[Assistant] Uh, who's growing up and not realizing that his dad, what his dad did.


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[Assistant] And he just had like all these sort of like memories of things that his dad would do, but he never really linked them to anything at the time because he was a kid. But it was really interesting as he got older, he started to sort of realize what was going on. And then of course, when he was much older, he almost started like becoming a little bit involved.


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[Assistant] But by then his dad had been arrested and you know, a lot of things had changed or whatever. And he sort of went off on a bender, you know, like he lived his life.


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[Assistant] One of his memories was that his dad went through shoes, like, he needed a new pair of shoes every week. And the reason was because he was responsible for going around and collecting, like, the, like, the extortion rackets. And he would literally pace up and down, blocks and blocks and blocks of New York City every single day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he would just be, yeah. And they would just completely wear down just from walking up and doing collections and stuff. I just thought that was such a weird thing to remember.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they lived at, like I think they just lived this like typical suburban life out in New Jersey or whatever and his dad would go off to work and just thought he was like in, in some, as some sort of businessman or whatever. And he had all these uncles that weren't really uncles that would come over from time to time.


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[Assistant] Man. So when my kids are older and they realize that I've also been doing that stuff as well, it's gonna be weird. I hope they write a book and make some money off it.


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[Assistant] It's not, not as glamorous as being a mafia hitman, is it? Not quite. No. Oh my goodness. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a, it's, I love all that, like the history of the mafia and stuff. I went through like a.


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[Assistant] Not like a phase, but I just became very interested in it after watching a couple movies and stuff. And I just did a lot of reading. I got a whole bunch of books, like, about, you know, some of the older families and stuff like that. It's good reading, actually. It's very interesting. But I mean, again, it was a totally different time. They got away with a lot of the stuff they got away with because


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[Assistant] Yeah, you are. Right, okay, yeah. Flax, let me put this to you.


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[Assistant] Robert Redford is one thing, right? What if the indecent proposal came from none other than Louis Brinley? What would you say?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you might be change, you might change your mind a couple of times as well.


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[Assistant] You know what? Yesterday Carrot Top was okay, but we just went to see a movie with Carrot Top in it and it reminded me of how obnoxious and annoying Carrot Top actually is. And I want him off the list. Like what happens in that case.


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[Assistant] Alright, let me get comfortable, hang on a second. We've exhausted all other- Okay, I gotta put my feet up, and I have to recline a bit on my chair, and close my eyes as well.


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[Assistant] That sounds very anti-social though. I mean, what if the whole moon doesn't want to vape? I mean, enough about vaping.


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[Assistant] Better Call Saul. You know when Mike is out in the desert? I haven't watched it. Oh, sorry. That's not a spoiler anyway. Mike goes into the desert. Mike is in a desert, that's not a surprise. And he's got a sniper rifle and stuff as well. And it really reminded me of that part of Better Call Saul 2. Man.


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[Assistant] Oh, awesome. I loved it. I feel like, I feel like if they made a movie of Bodega, they have to use, it has to be like a B movie. Oh, absolutely. With those like costumes and effects and like the really janky dialogue and stuff like that. Like it, it would be perfect. Yeah, yeah. Shit, that would be so good.


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[Assistant] I love that we have a segment for homebrew sci-fi on this podcast. Oh, I love a bit of sci-fi. It's just so good. Like it's what a, what a masterstroke. Holy shit. That's really good.


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[Assistant] Okay, but don't- you can't be bodega though, okay? If you're gonna write a homebrew, it has to be a different setting.


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[Assistant] You could do like the Bodega prequels, Lewis, you know, like his time spent on like... Young Bodega. ...Columar 5 during like the...


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[Assistant] Clone Wars or whatever, you know? And the strife, you know, maybe he was married at the time, you know, and he lost his wife, and that's what set him up to become this bounty hunter.


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[Assistant] Bodega part two. Does that mean that next week we can look forward to Bodega part three? Part tres, C. Oh, it's fantastic. Okay, great. And then Lewis, in the meantime, you're going to start the Chronicles of Bodega, the prequel, and then eventually I guess I'm going to have to do something as well.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or maybe he's just self-taught, you know, maybe he hooked up with like an old space ranger who was just really good, taught him all the tricks.


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[Assistant] He went to sniper school after the space ranger taught him all the tricks of the trade. His teacher was so jealous that he kicked him out of school.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's it. Well yeah, because that's the thing, bureaucracy just like...


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[Assistant] Becomes like 10 times worse in the future, right? Like when you start adding space stations into the mix and other planets.


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[Assistant] No, it's like the millennium falcon, but it's like, yeah, he's got like a, he's like a hand solo kind of, isn't he?


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[Assistant] You open the fridge and there's just like nothing in there except for like one pint of moldy old milk. Yeah. And then, but you can, you can actually like open the fridge again and that's, there's a big store of guns back there. You know, like you open the inside of the fridge and that's where he hides the guns.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, the stuff that guy eats is crazy. I was watching this documentary on him and he eats like five plates of pasta for lunch. It's insane.


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[Assistant] Like a mountains as well. Like he just eats so much, but I guess he burns it all off. Like winning medals left, right and center and stuff. So it's insane. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] Hey, can you get me one? I'll join in for a game of that. I wanna try Civ 6.


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[Assistant] How do you store cards nowadays? Do you still get a binder with like those plastic things that slot the cards in? It's exactly the same. It's unchanged. I used to have a whole bunch of Marvel superhero cards, holograms and everything. I used to store them in a binder like that as well.


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[Assistant] I mean, if I had that stuff, it would just be in a box somewhere gathering dust.


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[Assistant] No, Louis, this is a challenge for you for next week, okay? Do something that isn't work related, that is kinda like food for your soul, okay? And then tell us about it next week. Like the Zen thing.


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[Assistant] So you feel like you're raising up into the sky with your wings out. Okay, I'll do that. That middler's blaring away in the background and you know, and then you can tell us about it. You know, tell us, tell us, cause you have time to do that stuff. Me and flax, we don't, you know, we're busy.


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[Assistant] We're busy with like kids and a wife and like, you know, a car that constantly breaks down and stuff. But like, I think you have more time to do that sort of like reflective stuff. You know, you could really, you could really bring like a new


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[Assistant] What happened to the days when you found a cockroach in your Tesco microwave meal? You know?


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[Assistant] Hello everybody and welcome back to the Triforce Podcasts, coming to you from three guys sitting around on a Discord channel.


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[Assistant] So are we? So how are you guys doing? What's up? What's happening? What's the haps, dog?


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[Assistant] I was like blown away, okay, because no one in the Yogscast, really, or on YouTube, watches other people's stuff, or knows their own unique references.


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[Assistant] I guess, you know, it's nice and, and occasionally I do end up watching someone's series that I like and I end up watching, I just put it on and you know, like, like you, like you would do most of our YouTube stuff. It's not, it's not stuff you have to pay attention to, right? Is it? It's, it's kind of stuff that's sometimes in the background or sometimes I get, I check something out and I'm like, oh,


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[Assistant] It's quite good and then I end up watching the whole thing. You know, it hooks you in sometimes if it's good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I was chatting to Ben about it and he was like, yeah, I listen to the, the, and then he sort of was quite defensive about it. He was like, oh, but I do listen to a lot of podcasts. I, I, you know, I've got like, have to put the baby to sleep and then I'm doing the washing up and I sit on the bus for like,


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[Assistant] And then he said something which I'm not sure I really, it was kind of like, I guess it was a backhanded compliment. It was like, I said, the thing I like about it is it's just three guys chatting. That's all. You know, you don't really have a plan. You can tell you don't really have anything written down or thought up. It's just. Yeah. I mean.


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[Assistant] Do you think we should have like a little code for like hidden in something or somewhere that is basically to be a trick?


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[Assistant] When someone says, ah, I've listened to this or I'm a fan of this or whatever, I like, I mean, eyes narrow. I guess I'm just always a little bit dubious that anyone listens to or enjoys or watches.


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[Assistant] Amazing. So if you suspect someone of, of being a Yolkscast Triforce podcast listener, you can test them by saying, I got a small.


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[Assistant] Okay. So, so now I'm going to get Ben telling me that sometime next week when this goes out and also random people now telling me and telling you, I guess. I can't believe this was our code word.


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[Assistant] So we're playing it on superhuman difficulty and iron man, so we can't go back.


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[Assistant] And it is an absolute meat grinder. I think for every two aliens we kill, we lose a guy. We've had like 50 guys die and a hundred aliens die so far. And we're, the Terra missions are even worse because the Terra mission we just, we just ended up finishing. Well, we haven't finished it yet actually because it's two parts. So.


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[Assistant] You know, you get through like the first part which you barely scrape through, killing like 15 or 20 aliens, and then you have to do a second part where you clear out the engine room, room by room, and it's like...


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[Assistant] You're basically, you're basically going through the Titanic. Anyway, it's going from like 1995. I can see, I can see the design when I play, when I play the old games, I could see how that design has influenced the new XCOM because you've been playing that, uh, P-Flex and I think that they've taken.


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[Assistant] A lot of stuff which is fairly repetitive in the original game.


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[Assistant] It is a great game, yeaah. I have started to be more angry as a gamer, like you, in terms of like rage queuing out games sometimes, you know, just think, pfft, no, I'm done. Like, like, I think I used to do that.


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[Assistant] Oh my God. It was just so frustrating. I have heard that from you a few times. Like that, angry, like genuinely angry. But it's hilarious.


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[Assistant] Experience games in that way. I didn't see them as this thing to be, to trigger me and make me frustrated. Like I don't know. It's, it's new thing to me. I think the first time I really experienced that game that was rage inducing was.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it's a recent thing, definitely for me.


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[Assistant] Well they've added this resync thing on the latest patch, so basically if anyone desyncs, normally you have to reload the save and then you, it'll be a real fiddle, but now you can just press resync and it dynamically loads the game in game, it just sends the save to everyone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think any game, any game like Civ running 32 players is not going to be a good option, but you know, there's still options there. I think one of the things that's interesting is that


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[Assistant] Civ is much a different game in a sense. You can't just go into a game of Civ as easily as you go into a game of Hearts of Iron. It's a lot more of an...


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[Assistant] I think one of the things that's interesting is we'll have to see this when it comes out. And it's coming out, I guess, the day after this podcast goes live. So, you know, there's probably going to be a lot of hype for it. The 21st of uhm.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. 21st or was it 20th? One of those two. Anyway, I think that one of the interesting things is they've said they've tried to sort of get rid of the boring mid-game and it feels like it does ramp up very quickly towards the end of the game, which I'm a little bit...


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[Assistant] The best part of it is definitely that step, open a brand new, find a brand new world, settle the city, expand out till you've sort of got your borders touching, expand it to everywhere you can. And that's, that's kind of that, that first hundred turns is what it's all about for me. Like the rest of the game is kind of.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it changes, the whole game changes. It changes from, as the game goes on, to a very different, it's got these phases where it transforms into a slightly different game.


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[Assistant] It's bizarre really, isn't it? Like what makes a good multiplayer game? I think it, I guess the old, the classic multiplayer games these days are, you know, like Overwatch or Dota or League of Legends or Hearthstone where


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[Assistant] You're queued up, you're shoved into an arena for an X amount of time against other people and very rarely do you talk with those people.


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[Assistant] Uh, or communicate with those people in any meaningful way, or even do you have a chance?


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[Assistant] I think that might just be a problem that gets solved by placement though. I mean, when I play Dota, I very rarely have that problem. You know, well, I think that I always think I'm the weakest person on the team when I'm playing. And therefore I never feel.


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[Assistant] My name's actually, uh, I have a small dick. That's it. It's a Triforce podcast reference. And occasionally people come up to me and they're like, hey, I have a small dick too. And then I know that they have the Triforce, they've listened to the Triforce podcast. Hey, hey, sorry, hopefully I get this right, hopefully I get this right. I got a clown dick.


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[Assistant] That's nice. Oh my god, like we found that with my dad, if we just remove the newspapers, like cause he used to, he used to get the newspapers delivered and we stopped having it delivered.


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[Assistant] My dad, he's 80 now, but yea, this was when he was 70. So even then, we were like, you know, fuck, even if he was 60, we were like, we should have started sooner. When you're like 70 years old, right, you should just be reckless, like a kid. Kids don't need to know about nuclear weapons and all that, the more


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[Assistant] I disagree, like what are the things, what are the elements of sort of.


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[Assistant] This is not really the same thing either, but a classic thing you see when you take these scientific studies is that people who identify themselves as being smart or educated or knowledgeable are often a lot less happy and a lot more stressed and die younger and with not such a happy life as people who


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[Assistant] I don't think the UK as well is on the worst, but it's definitely up there.


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[Assistant] It's to do with people really kind of.


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[Assistant] Getting frustrated with things they can't change, you know, right. Like Brexit. Yeah. It's just not worth it. Like don't do it. I, I, I can see why we're bombarded with stuff right in our society with social media and Twitter and Facebook and.


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[Assistant] I guess what I'm just trying to say is that you shouldn't surround yourself with negativity or try to avoid it where you can and it's, it'll help you.


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[Assistant] If you enjoy, if you get a kick out of it, if you'd like to, to, to, to doomsday it up and think, oh, you know, it's all blah, blah, blah, everything's going to shit, whatever.


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[Assistant] Listener out there want to perhaps achieve happiness secretly.


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[Assistant] Don't get involved in any of this shit and let everyone else deal with it, but you- Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You, just, just fucking let all those assholes tell you whatever they want, right, and do whatever they want, like, you know.


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[Assistant] Because you, at the end of the day, are never gonna have an impact on changing it. Right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think a lot is going to have to go. It was just partly because we had a few bits of discord where


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[Assistant] Uhm, anyway, do your bodega, let's fucking get in there.


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[Assistant] Let's enjoy it. I don't feel like you're in the right frame of mind for Bodega. I am. Ben said, Ben said about Bodega, he said, the thing I like about Bodega is that it's taking the piss out of all the shit science fiction. Exactly. But then it's become its own thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, who knew? It's grown beyond it, to the point where it's, it's a little bit like Pandas in World of Warcraft. Okay, it started off.


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[Assistant] The same shit we're familiar with, yet massively far in the future. It's like, you know, you've got an ensign and a grumpy guy and like a military boardroom and all that shit and vaping in like a, you know. Do you know what I mean? It's like, ensign Cronkite is totally the Mary Sue of period flax.


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[Assistant] I wasn't shitting on it. I thought it was good. I'm just saying these are my thoughts from it. They weren't even criticisms. They weren't even things to change. Normally when you do it.


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[Assistant] Well, that was great. I enjoyed it. I can't wait to hear the, the conclusion, the, the gripping conclusion.


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[Assistant] Not with like crappy sci-fi like bodega, you know, it's, it's kind of...


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a guy who comes up with crazy words and names. That's what I love about this, this universe is that literally it's the same universe except everyone has slightly


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[Assistant] Come on, it'll be fine. Yeah, it'll be alright. Alright, well thank you everybody, and we'll see you next week, hopefully for more of this great bat. We'll be back.


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[Assistant] Oh shit, that didn't make sense. That didn't make sense at all.


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[Assistant] Oh god, so. So anyway. Here goes that one right here. That one's on the, that one's fucked now. Bye bye idea. Eh, ruined. I set fire to it. Pushed it off a cliff. I didn't even watch it.


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[Assistant] Sips, we are currently in the honeymoon period. Okay. It's been out for like a couple of days. We're, we're, we're enjoying it. We're having fun. We're, we're getting along. We're nice. We seem to have things in common. We're spending time. We enjoy each other's time. We haven't.


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[Assistant] And, you know, I'm just concerned that where World of Warcraft comes, you know.


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[Assistant] We've, we've, we've been here before, Sips. It's like repeating your own mistakes where, you know, it's tough. It's, it's, so I...


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[Assistant] I respect PFLAX's decision and do you know what? The game will still be there in two years time exactly the same as it is now with like two patches. You know, we know what this is like. We've been here before. Definition of madness.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it's not too bad. Look, I love having that honeymoon period, okay? I want to be trapped in that forever. So, you know, just great, go out there, just change them up. Change your games up is what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Enjoy spending time with different games, see different games, and experience different games.


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[Assistant] I'm not really replied to her texts, no. She keeps texting me as well.


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[Assistant] I would totally watch a movie where there was like this lead hacker, and he was like trying to hack into the sort of government computers, you know, and it's like, and he's there like using his track pad, moving the mouse.


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[Assistant] I'd love to, that would be great, he could have two of them, one in each hand, be like some sort of wizard, rotating these balls. Yeah. Just grabbing on.


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[Assistant] See, I was thinking of, uh, you know, my mom's struggling to use the trackpad on her laptop. So my mom has a little tiny Apple laptop she bought about two years ago or something. Right, right. And it's quite funny because she, um, my mom's this kind of quite laid back lady. She's like, she's a yoga teacher and stuff.


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[Assistant] And uhm, she opened it slightly too far and the candle burned.


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[Assistant] She would be weird. Is that a thing that people do? Is they stick a little sticker in the middle of their screen when they're playing CSGO to have the, um, uh, what's it called, um, no scope?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're like a muse. Yeah, you have fun in games and so, with friends, and I think that that...


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[Assistant] I did enjoy playing Deus Ex, the new one this week, so I booted that up for a couple of days before, uh, WoW came out, and it was a little bit slow, but man, I like being that guy, Adam Jensen again, and just kind of, you know.


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[Assistant] Right, I mean actually I do remember it being a little bit, I feel like sometimes with these games, like, they're sometimes they're too linear, they're too on right, they're too much of everything, okay, so it's not really a game, it's not really a story, it's not really anything, it's kind of this,


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[Assistant] Strange amalgamation of you're trapped in this sort of railroaded path with a few routes through it and.


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[Assistant] If I wanted to reload a text, I'd, you know, get a book. If I wanted to follow a story, I'd watch some Netflix.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, watch a movie. If I want to, I want to play a game. I want to fucking play a game. I don't want to be stuck on a train, which takes me to one station to the next. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about it, but. So in that sense, I felt it was a bit slow.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but, you know what, I still enjoyed it, and I put about, uh, eight hours in there, and I'm looking forward to getting back to it, and I don't know when I'm gonna get back to it, because we're playing- So much wow, yeah. Wow, and then there's Hearthstone thing coming out, the last Hearthstone- Oh, that's tonight, isn't it? That's gonna take me a few weeks to get over that, so I'm gonna be trying out all the new decks, and doing that.


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[Assistant] It's like a start over though. It's like a fresh start. You might start a new game of Civ, you might start a new game of Dota. I think people get very, very attached to their WoW characters in a strange way.


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[Assistant] It's a strange game. It's strangely psychologically addictive and it's a little bit like my thoughts on gaming is generally that certain games are very addicting and very addictive through the way they interact with you. Dota is no exception.


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[Assistant] You know, Hearthstone, the way they make you.


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[Assistant] You know, I've spent hundreds of pounds on Hearthstone packs, you know, compared to any other game.


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[Assistant] We are not going to try and convince you to play WoW again. We've done this before. We've been through it. I respect your decision.


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[Assistant] Wrath of the Lich King was, was the, the golden age of WoW. And you, honestly, the best thing about the P-flags that you've missed is the last two expansions. I got them! You missed the Pandas. I got them! And you missed the Draenor. I did them!


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[Assistant] So here's the thing, okay, I think WoW does this to you, like, what you're saying here is really interesting because you're, you're obviously playing the game in an RP kind of fun, casual way, and you're like, hey, look, I liked this sword, I'm gonna carry on using it, I had to work hard to get the sword, I know it's not very good, it's not got very good stats in it, but I don't care. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Kind of like the most important- I know, I know, I know that, but, for example, if we were playing through like an RPG, like Pillars of Eternity or Divinity, and I said, fuck it, I know this sword isn't the best, it's not gonna be the worst though, who cares, I'm gonna carry on.


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[Assistant] You're playing at, wow, if you went into an instance with a not optimal sword or something, people will fucking laugh at you and tease you and mock you and they won't get it.


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[Assistant] We can't, we can't help ourselves cause, you know, we, you know, we, we've spent so, so many of our best years of our life all wasted playing WoW that when a new expansion comes out, I'm afraid it's all we can think about, it's at the front of our mind. And so we're just a bit sort of like frazzled and like...


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[Assistant] We can't help ourselves, I'm sorry. We'll be back to normal next week, I promise.


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[Assistant] Give it, give it, give it a month and we'll, I'll be treating it like Hearthstone and I'll be, you know, maybe logging in once every couple of days if someone says, hey, do you want to do a dungeon or whatever? And, and you know, that's, that'll be it and I'll be, I'll be happy, right? Alright.


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[Assistant] You know, so I think like, like that, that's where we'll be in a month. But now we're like, oh, it's a whole new expansion. We're loving it. It's honestly, period. I think it's worth checking out. It's like, I think, you know, what does it for me though? I think it's just weirdly like the, the nostalgic sounds and stuff. Like the, the sounds and the, the handing in the quests and yeah.


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[Assistant] And stuff like that, just simple, simple stuff of, of the noises and the way, the way the whole game cost so many years.


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[Assistant] You're not allowed in there, but you've sort of bullied your way in, that's pretty much. They don't want you there, but you kind of, you kind of like angrily don't want to be there. That's your motivation. I feel like a drama teacher.


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[Assistant] It's a little bit like Hearthstone is now, it's a little bit, there's this bounce to entry where, you know, like it's quite difficult to get started if you're a new player, you know, cause it's so, it's so, so deep now, there's so many expansions. So that's partly why they shaved a lot of them off with the, um, rotating standard model. So, you know, you don't have to buy.


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[Assistant] Naxxramas and Grand Tournament cards anymore, I don't think, cause they have rotated out, aren't they, or something like that? No, uh, Grand Tournament's still in. Which ones? Black, no, Black Rocks, which, I can't remember which ones have rotated, but yeah. Naxx is- That's gonna keep happening.


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[Assistant] By the way, I was worried that this whole podcast would just turn into wow chat because that's all we've been doing. And we can just chat about what we've been doing for the last weekend. This is all we've been doing. Alright, let's talk about Mark.


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[Assistant] It's interesting that the nature is the beauty, you know?


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[Assistant] Cause a lot of people would always say, well, the things we, humans try to create beauty, right? We try to make things look beautiful, but we end up just creating this horrible mess on this, you know, defacing nature.


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[Assistant] Oh god, so, so, so, so, in my head now, I've got this wonderful summer day, you know, Sips has walked out of the front of his house, is walking down along the seafront of Jersey, sniffing the flowers, you know, saying, oh, that flower smells fantastic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I, you know what, you convinced me, fully convinced me. Anyway, so, you're walking down, and you're thinking, mmm, this, this job is what this flat reminds me of.


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[Assistant] I don't think we can top that, so I think we should call it here. Uh, thank you for listening to The Triumphals Podcast this week, everybody. We should be back next week. Feels good, feels good to be back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it just fucking ruined it. And it smashed his front window of a Ferrari and you have to pay it all off. Hit a seagull on the way down.


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[Assistant] Nice. Yeah, cool. Alright, thanks everybody. Uhm, bye! Bye friends!


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[Assistant] Hello, and welcome to Tri Force episode FUNF, aka Five. Oh it is Five, you're right. I'm joined, I am joined, by Sips and Lewis, how are y'all?


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[Assistant] I've had a bit of a see this morning. I do have a tiny favor to ask you guys, which is that Mrs. F, uh, made a, a delivery is meant to be coming between 10 and 11. Okay, right. From, uh, like it's a food shop.


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[Assistant] What is on my shopping list? And see if you can get 10 of the items on my shopping list.


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[Assistant] She has. She actually left the house at 7.40 this morning. She won't get back till about the same kind of time this evening. Uhm, yesterday she did not see the kids.


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[Assistant] Ain't us all? And you're saying lady products?


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[Assistant] Good guess. I think we're gonna get that one for sure. I have not, like the shop is a mystery to me. She orders it online, it turns up, it's a bit like when you order those things but they send you a package of food every week and you don't know what's gonna be in it. That's what the shop is to me. So I unpack it and I'm like, what the hell is this? I didn't even know we ran out of that.


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[Assistant] You know, or, oh my god, now we have so much of this. So, cause she's not here, but she has a vague idea of the things that we need. But I do pretty much all the cooking and food and stuff, cause I'm in the house, yet she does the shop. So I, this list could be true, I do not know, like I can't even give you a hint cause I don't know what's gonna be on it. So you've got four more things.


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[Assistant] It's expensive, yeah. And also, like, my kids are not allowed to take that to school anyway. You have to take water.


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[Assistant] Here's what I didn't tell you guys, which I could have done, but I didn't want to give you too many hints. My mum, Big Mama Flax, is coming up to stay.


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[Assistant] The weird thing about, like, kids are quite fussy, but the weird thing is, I think you have a bell curve of fussiness. And at the low and high end is the age group. So my kids are pretty fussy because they're still kids. They're getting less fussy as time goes on. Like, they'll try pretty much anything now. Some of it they like, some of it they don't. And then my mum is exceptionally fussy.


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[Assistant] From, you know, from maybe about 10 years ago, maybe 15 years ago until now, it's like progressively fussier and fussier. So, and the weird thing is, cause she's an old lady, their appetites are like tiny. So,


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[Assistant] But the difference is you're farting particles of shit into the air that someone's had to inhale.


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[Assistant] But, well, if you think about the way kids used to be raised, like if you've been a child, uh, at any other time in history other than pretty much now,


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[Assistant] It would be a pretty god-awful thing. Like being kids, being a kid used to be awful, because they used to think the kids were born with like original sin, and they were basically needed to be saved, and they were bad, and they should be seen and not heard.


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[Assistant] And you know, things like the Victorian times had like the workhouse or, you know, that's it. If you're, you're a poor kid and you're orphan, that's it. You belong to the state now and they're just going to work you like a dog. And it's like, it's, it's awful.


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[Assistant] Um, and of course, you know, diseases and lack of education and opportunities and stuff like that. So I think a lot of older generations remember how grim and hard it was when they were kids. And I think there's a natural human sort of feeling in some people to feel that I didn't have this, so no one should have. Like a very selfish.


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[Assistant] Because if you, like, we can't imagine what it's like to be 80. I mean, you know, we can potentially try and imagine what it's like, but it's gonna be weird. You're 80, you're nearing the end of your life, and you see all this stuff going on and it all seems so frivolous to you. Why aren't people panicking about the fact that I could drop


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[Assistant] It's tough. So there's not the level, you're coming over, you're not saying, grandma, how are you? How are your bowels? Here are some frozen peas, I hope it'll put everything right, I hope you're okay. Your first word out of your mouth is, man, we're gritskies, fucking awesome, grandma, did you see?


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[Assistant] Is your wife like a robot or something? She doesn't need any of that shit? She didn't need it today.


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[Assistant] Dinosaur chicken. That's an X. That's an X.


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[Assistant] Woo! Big ol' bag. Now, what kind of chips do you think they were? Uh, are you gonna say McCain's?


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[Assistant] Cider, that's a big ol' tick right there. Yeah. Peanut butter slash Nutella, not on the list.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no, no allergies, nothing like that. Mrs. F just got...


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[Assistant] You can get in Selfridges, which she works right near, personalized jars of Nutella. So it has your name on it, spell whatever name you want on it. So she got one of those each for the kids. So we didn't need that. So that gets an X.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying none. We're still going guys. So let's wait. Serial variety pack.


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[Assistant] Not on the list. There was a- Oh. There was, there was not, there was, uh, there was no serial audit actually, cause we got a shitload already. I didn't want to give anything away.


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[Assistant] There is a big ol', like the biggest box you get is just like racks of Weetabix in this kind of military wrapper. It looks, it's very, very sort of basic. And my youngest loves that with a little bit of honey drizzled on top. She's all about that. Also.


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[Assistant] Mini Weetabix that have chocolate chips in, that is my jam. I love those. Crunchy Not Cornflakes, we've got, uh, Porridge, Ready Brek, and, um, this-


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[Assistant] You gotta, and then alpha bytes, which is like these little things, they're quite healthy anyway.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're good. So crisps, incredibly, no crisps were ordered. I'm gonna have to have a word, uh, with, with, with Mrs. F. Brother.


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[Assistant] Great. And, uh, finally, Lewis' wild card, Marmite. Not in this house, sir. Not in this house.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so in grand total you guys scored four points.


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[Assistant] Lewis to get half a point for ice cream and you got a bonus half point for getting the crinkle cut. So that's three, that's a total of four. So pretty poor guys.


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[Assistant] I don't think it costs more, like, genuinely. Mrs. F is not the kind of, uh, person to do it and drop money. Tiffany! Vex your own...


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It's an age thing, I think.


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[Assistant] I feel ya buddy. Peanut butter toast is something that people in the UK don't really eat a lot. But I loved it.


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[Assistant] That's how you liked it. That's how you liked it. That's how I liked it, yes.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you a question though, Sips. I've recently had our kitchen redone. Okay.


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[Assistant] But on one side of our kitchen we have dishwasher, washing machine, tumble dryer, electric kettle, George Foreman grill, which is amazing, right?


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[Assistant] And then the lights and stuff. If I'm running the dishwasher.


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[Assistant] The washing machine and the tumble dryer all at the same time, it's 50-50 that the, the fuses gonna trip. Cause they've got like these ultra sensitive fuses in, so that if the kids, god forbid, shove something in the friggin outlet, it's gonna drop. You know, the power's gonna cut before they do, basically, so.


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[Assistant] I think Lewis's explanation makes more sense. Something, like let's, like I said, let's say that the fridge motor kicks in as the toaster's going, it's been going for a little while, you know, there's a bit of current building up, also toasters


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[Assistant] And last night was the culmination, and we've stopped now until the next wipe. Me personally, I've stopped until the next wipe, that's it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. So it's, it's, well, it depends on the server. So it's every two weeks. So we got, we got to a point last night and...


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[Assistant] It was, it was, it was an all-in, okay? And we, we'd had a, I mean, Sips came and visited our little orc's nest.


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[Assistant] And every time I log in, the guys who are there overnight, like there's this American crew, they take it very seriously, especially because they're referred to as the Americans and they're, you know, we tell them how hard work and they are, they're like, yeah, we get shit done. So sort of get in there and they build this base. So we've now got.


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[Assistant] Our inner keep with a wall around that and now a wall around that. So it's like double walls. It's a huge amount of land that we've enclosed and it's like


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[Assistant] We've had 50 people in the clan, like, just spread out all over the place, and we have about 30-40 people online sometimes. So last night we got a whole bunch, it was like 20-25 of us, which is huge in Rust terms, that's a huge number of people online at once.


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[Assistant] And we raided this nearby river base, and we'd made C4 and rockets, and I was like, the general, I was like, right, sniper team here, uh, security team there, we need medics, and we need this, and we need a breach team, and we need a C4 team, and a rocket team, and everyone's like, huah, you know, we did it, we're getting to the base.


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[Assistant] We were so bad at breaking into this base, we wasted all our resources and then the smarter, more experienced players just started fucking with us. Okay, so even though some of them I don't think it was their base, one of the things we brought with us was a door and a lock.


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[Assistant] So when we blew the front door, we could put our own door down, lock it, and then they wouldn't be able to get back in. They'd have to C4 their way back in, but obviously we're in their base, where their C4 is probably so they were like stuck outside. So, we go inside, we get building privileges,


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[Assistant] We put the new door on the front door, we put a lock on it, we lock it, but the guy that locked the door put the code in wrong, so he had to change the code. While he's changing the code, some fucker outside quickly runs up, and as soon as the door's unlocked, he enters a new code and locks us in!


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[Assistant] And we're on the ramparts, which have not got much cover. And there's guys sniping at us from miles around with bows and arrows. Every time one of us leaves the base, they get killed.


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[Assistant] It was like, there was one near the water, right? It was like, almost in the water. So it was like, we called it the water base. It was like a big tower. So, it was like, we just couldn't believe how bad it was. But now, I mean, it was a valuable learning experience. That was how we pitched it. We went home, we all dropped all our shit off, we all got naked, had a massive fight in the Thunderdome.


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[Assistant] And I said, if you want to carry on playing before this server wipe, guys, take what you can and flee to the hills. Like, get far, far away from this place. Because those lads, they were Korean, guys. All their signs were in Korean. When they get back in, they're gonna be pissed, and they're gonna know it's us. So they're gonna come at us hard, so just leave.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was great. It was great. So we're going to start again and this time we're going to have a new, like my friend Monticus, you know Monticus Lewis, we play Dota with him a lot. He's come up with this, this scheme for how we can run the Orcs Nest more efficiently.


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[Assistant] And we're like in charge, and we have secret codes and all this kind of stuff. So it's completely separate, we don't have to mingle with the peasant class, and uh, it's gonna be great fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, probably, yeah, probably that evening we'll probably start again, if the wipe happens on time.


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[Assistant] Like it's just, it's just incredible. People just go insane. And you're all just spears and bows. If someone finds a gun, they're like the king of the server. Uhm, and you sort of, you build up your castle and you've got to find a good place. And animals are like a real problem. You haven't got any guns. So if there's a bear, you're like, holy shit, we're gonna lose like eight people to this bear. Uhm, it's really good. It's really, really exciting.


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[Assistant] Um, and they have recently, they've done things like grass is now much lusher and thicker. It looks beautiful when you're on your own, but when you're in a group of like 20 or 30 people and you're trying to attack a base around big player structures with lots of players and lots of combat, the game lags really badly. So the next thing they need to do is work on the optimization of that.


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[Assistant] Brand new machine is really good, and I still get problems with the lag because it's just underperforming, I think.


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[Assistant] On the roof, and I hear them walking around up there and tootling to each other. I kinda wanna see what they're up to with a mirror on a pole.


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[Assistant] Speaking of pretty good, I wanna give a shout out if I may.


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[Assistant] To a guy called John Boyes. B-O-I-S. It's J-O-N-B-O-I-S. I think that's his name on Twitter. He works for SB Nation, which is like a sports network.


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[Assistant] The balloons, he's just like drifting there, they, he's, they have to ground all these flights and everything, anyway. He, so he did a video about that.


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[Assistant] He did one about that Russian guy that, like, came within a whisker of launching all the Russian nukes. Uhm, I think it was the 60s, and that's really interesting, and he does ones about spores as well.


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[Assistant] No, I believe what it was was because the system that they have involving satellites involved looking along


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[Assistant] The sort of line of the horizon from a great distance. And if you're looking at that distance, you should see...


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[Assistant] Flares are, like, of the rockets being launched, silhouetted against the sort of, the background, if you like.


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[Assistant] The problem was the sun came up and hit these mountains in just such a way that it looked like a launch. It's something like that. So he does these videos, they're about 10 or 14 minutes long.


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[Assistant] And they're brilliant. They're absolutely brilliant. He's got a load of them. He's got like seven of them out. And they're tragically under-viewed for the amount of effort he puts into them. I definitely want people to watch his stuff. And he did a really funny series called Breaking Madden, where he just destroys the game of John Madden.


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[Assistant] And creates characters that are like insanely overpowered, or like ridiculously bad, or he tries to make this one insane play, uhm...


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[Assistant] It's brilliant, all this stuff is brilliant and he should be, he should be way bigger than he is.


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[Assistant] It's great. There's a character called Beef Tank, where he makes him the smallest, lightest guy he can, but gives him all the biggest physical stats he can. And he just runs through the enemy team. So he makes the opposition team as little and stupid as he can, and sees how good Beef Tank can be. It's like the whole saga of Beef Tank is amazing. So yea, his series are really good. You'd love it, Sips.


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[Assistant] Football manager is not as, like, he edits his videos really well. He spends a lot of time on them. And he, he, cause it's a bit more graphical and interesting.


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[Assistant] It was easier to see. So I did a thing where I just made a league where all the teams were amazing at one thing. So one team was all about pace. One team was all about strength. One team was all about finishing, but they all had one in every other stat. But it's much harder to have football manager run like that because


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[Assistant] It automatically beefs up certain stats. So even if you try to set everything to one, it'll set it to 10 and say, oh, you can't have that. Like it's, no player would have 20 strength in one stamina or whatever. So it, it, it, you know, you can't do it, unfortunately, but, um.


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[Assistant] I wish I could because I'd love to try that. But it was, it was, uh, it was interesting, but I, you know, it wasn't worth continuing. It wasn't, wasn't pretty enough the way Madden is.


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[Assistant] Like if you get an injury, it does like that Sniper Elite thing where it shows you a close-up of their knee. It's like, it's cracking. And so you know it was a knee injury and stuff like that. But yea, I mean it looks incredible. The guys like, they bounce off each other in just the right way and it's very good. But the problem is like, A, it's a console game.


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[Assistant] And I don't own a console, like I used to have, on my PS3 I had Madden, and baseball games and stuff. But the other problem is they're way more phony to play against someone else, and I don't know anyone around here that plays games, because I live in like, mum and dad central.


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[Assistant] So, my, my, my mates live way over in London, they don't play games anyway. None of my neighbours are gonna come over and play Madden, so I'm just like, playing against a computer is kinda boring.


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[Assistant] You know, I know with FIFA you could play that online against other people, but I didn't dare because I was just terrified of getting completely stomped.


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[Assistant] My problem with a lot of these games that try to copy Dota is they don't have the


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[Assistant] Super high sort of late game clutch moments where it's do or die and the game is lost in one simple thing, like accidentally cancelling your TP might cost you the game if, you know, in certain instances or you bought the wrong item or, you know, you, you die back with something and that kind of stuff. I really like.


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[Assistant] The fact that the tension and the sort of the scale of drama of Dota in a game


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[Assistant] But when you get this game to go like an hour, hour and ten, and it's been, it's been, you've just been focused the whole time, and the drama's just ramping up and up and up and up, and it just gets so...


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[Assistant] I know me and Lewis have had a ton of games like that where it just comes down to like


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[Assistant] It's amazing how good Blizzard are at making those, those kind of games.


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[Assistant] Like, there's enough skill in Hearthstone that you can play professionally and apparently, you know, that's the nature of Hearthstone is that there are some guys out there who can play it and understand it at such a level.


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[Assistant] But it's also a game that I can play, which I played like two games before we started this morning. Just goofing around, stupid. And I can still enjoy that. And it's the same with Overwatch. I can just drop in and out of Overwatch. Haven't played it much, honestly. It's fun enough. But again, it's not a game that I get the same satisfaction from.


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[Assistant] I don't feel that any of them create those moments that you will remember weeks and months later, you know?


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[Assistant] And I mean, it's obviously a very deliberate decision from them. Uhm, do you rec- do you remember they were making that game that was gonna be some kind of an MMO thing, there was gonna be this vast and complicated thing, and then they abandoned it? I can't remember what it was gonna be called.


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[Assistant] The fact that they almost got their fingers burnt on the project of that kind of complexity. Like I don't feel like Blizzard would try to make WoW again now.


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[Assistant] Certainly that's not the kind of thing that they would make again. They would make something that was kind of like wow, but way more just fun and goofy and you can dip in and out of it. And that's, I kind of feel like what I really would love to see from Blizzard is they've got


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[Assistant] Let's, let's, let's, let's see Blizzard do a game that's got real depth and complexity and is a real, you know, you can really get your teeth into it, uhm, and doesn't just cater to...


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[Assistant] The m- the casual crowd. Because Blizzard are big enough now that if they put a game out like that, I think people would fucking love it. I really do.


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[Assistant] Their pitch wasn't this is going to be an e-sport, and I mean Heroes of the Storm is clearly not meant to be a big e-sport.


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[Assistant] If one of us was away for some reason, let's say, then I think having a, someone in to sort of as a, that would work.


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[Assistant] Like, that would be great, because we could really grill them about games design and what's going through. I mean, I'd fucking love that. That would be amazing.


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[Assistant] So my religion is super, super nice and chill. And it's just literally, no, no, no.


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[Assistant] We're all just gonna get along, and everything's gonna be fine. And we'll get- there's not gonna be wars about it, we're just gonna be chill, there's not gonna be any schisms, cause there's- the rules are gonna be real simple, everybody just chill out. Like, really, really simple.


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[Assistant] Shit. And they're not this complicated stuff that can be misconstrued and twisted. It's nice and simple and I'm just gonna say, hey guys, let's just chill and see where we're at in 3,000 years. And if that doesn't work, I'll go back again and I'll make a new religion that's brutal and, and unawful and see what happens then. And maybe it'll work out.


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[Assistant] I'll be like, that'll be one of the early tenets is, right guys, in about 3000 years, we're gonna have a game called Warcraft 3 and we're gonna need to mod that and create those. I mean, you know, you're not gonna, you're not gonna influence the world too much, but I think that could be a healthy way you could influence the world.


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[Assistant] It sounds a bit like the man who fell to earth, cause he does that. Like he comes from Mars, he comes to earth and he patents a bunch of inventions that make him a load of money, because obviously he's coming from a slightly more advanced society. So it's like, an early version, cause it obviously is written probably, I think it was written in the 60s.


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[Assistant] So that he had like a Polaroid camera sort of thing. Uhm, so you could, you could instantly develop pictures that you'd taken. And this was like a big gadget and I think some batteries he came up with as well. So it was stuff like that. So he changed things subtly, but he wasn't changing the past, he was in that present. And that's the problem I think.


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[Assistant] Aww. See, I knew people would use it as walking sort of, you know, like a thing they listen to when they're walking or commuting. That's really nice. Yeah, that's lovely. Thank you very much.


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[Assistant] Here's what you do. Alright, so he'll intro us in with a bit of music, try force music, we'll wait for the music and then we'll go.


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[Assistant] That was a factor, but don't let that discount from the fact that you're here on the Triforce


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, if you've got a tiny vagina and a tiny penis, you could be happy. You have a gigantic penis and a gaping vagina. Again, happiness the other way doesn't mix.


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[Assistant] So, when they start school in reception, they have like three or four plays a day. Like every time they just go head up, I think they just open the doors and just turn them out into the playground and they run around for a bit and then you can teach them for half an hour and they play for a bit.


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[Assistant] So, around Christmas, it's like, nativity time. So they just practice, practice, practice, learn the songs, all their bits in the play or whatever.


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[Assistant] My eldest, it was at this big church round the corner from us, all the classes in the school, the kids in her year, which is 90 kids, the kids in the year above, which is another 90 kids. It's 180 kids and they've got to find a bit for them. So they're all dressed up and we had to make costumes at home. They have to wear the costumes in for dress rehearsal day. 90 kids.


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[Assistant] Plus 90 kits. In a play. No, there's 180 kits.


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[Assistant] What? I'll tell you what, only about ten of the kids did shit. The rest of them just fucking sat there, and when the songs were on they just sort of went... They could have done like... They were the choir. Yeah, they were the singer. No, no, no. They should have done like...


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[Assistant] And, uh, I couldn't handle it. And I mean, then at the end, the vicar comes out, right? And he goes, I know we'd all like to get home for a nice cup of tea. And some mums are like, ahahaha.


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[Assistant] And this guy's like, but, we do need to remember at this time of year, those people who don't have cups of tea. And it was like a big sort of guilt trip, and I'm like, Jesus Christ. We do need to remember.


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[Assistant] And I can't remember what the, I think the place called Confusions or something like that. Nice. And we had, we had to go and see her for some kind of counseling. It was kind of weird. And then the other one, we were all in a park.


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[Assistant] We made one, and the one that we made, me and my friends, was based on...


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[Assistant] It was just your average go kart, but that's what we wrote on the back, and we would race it up and down my friend Matthews Road.


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[Assistant] Did you make a go kart when you were a kid?


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[Assistant] We used to do at school every year, there'd be a competition where you were meant to bring in a hobby that you were doing and display it in the hall and people would come in for the day and sort of go around and look at your hobbies and the teachers would go around and grade them.


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[Assistant] It's just a bit weird. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. He's a weird kid. So he would turn up every year, he was massively into astronomy, loved his astronomy, and he would have this amazing little diorama of all the planets and a tape recording, and you were meant to go up and press play on the tape, and it was like an hour long lecture from him about the planets, okay?


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[Assistant] I didn't go to many parties when I was a kid, like house parties. No? Like I'd be invited, but...


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[Assistant] Like my friend, my friend Ben, one time, he was having a party at his house and, uh, one of the girls there called up and she was like, are you coming to the party? I was like, uh, I don't have any way to get there. She was like, oh, you could get a cab over. And I was like, shit. Like I was like, I had enough money to get a cab, probably. And then we'd sort something out. When it came to getting back, who cares? Like I'm at a party. I don't care.


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[Assistant] No, it's not, Southbourne is like a fucking suburb, dude. Like, it's not a scary area, it's just a fucking long way.


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[Assistant] Like, you'd have to go- I'm in Westbourne, alright? Southbourne, you'd think it would be close. It's not close, it's like the other- so you could go past Boscombe, that's the problem. Boscombe is a-


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[Assistant] I had a few, I had a couple of girls I dated, there were some that were conveniently located in like Charminster, not too far. Charminster? Yeah, and uhm, where was another girlfriend I went out with? Oh, she was in...


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[Assistant] Lower, which sounds bad, but it's not that bad. She was near the university, well, is now the university. She's a nice girl, but she was a bit crazy.


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[Assistant] But if I could go back to my younger self as a vision and say, you will be able to have sex with a bunch of girls and you'll turn them down because their hair's a bit weird that day, or you don't like their t-shirt, don't be so fucking choosy, and they disappear into the future, I'd be like...


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[Assistant] In New York City, I don't know about the rest of the state, but fireworks were, when I was a kid, illegal. In New York? In New York, yea. You couldn't buy them.


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[Assistant] Fireworks are generally a lot more restrictive, but when I was a kid, this was in the 80s, fireworks in New York City, I don't know if this is still the case, New Yorkers, were illegal. So we got them from the Russians, who lived across the road from us. So there was a Russian family, the Bartoshes, and they would go-


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[Assistant] And they set up a rocket at one end of the drive, we had a long drive where they ran along the back of all the houses in our row. And we were the only ones in a row who had fireworks, because everyone's, you know, it's hard to get. So we set this firework off this rocket.


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[Assistant] And they still only get 10 days holidays, so you have to use it around like, certain times of the year, right?


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[Assistant] I think the bar is low enough that we'd be fine. I wrote a hip-hop song in the 80s, so go fuck yourself, bitch. And then you'd be like, you know. You sure the bar isn't low enough that we'd be alright? I don't think it's low enough.


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[Assistant] Thanks. So, so you're like my cousin, I guess, or whatever.


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[Assistant] Oh shit, that's the, uhm, the, uh, the Papa Smurf, uhm, Super Mario, uhm, what's the fucking guy's name, he's got the beard, Storm? Storm Spirit. Storm Spirit, that's him, right? Yea, he plays Storm a lot. He was like the big Storm Spirit main guy. He was, that was his hero.


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[Assistant] You gotta remember that these people started, much like we did, uhm, started their careers, if you like, you know, sitting in a bedroom by themselves for 20 hours a day, playing a video game, copious amounts of a video game, so like,


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[Assistant] The expectation that they're going to be socially conditioned and have, uh, you know, people skills and...


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[Assistant] I know, most of them have never felt the bare flesh of a woman, let alone- Exactly! You know what I mean? It's like, these people need to be better rounded, I think. I think when they, when they sort of get picked up into esports-


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[Assistant] No, but this is the thing though, I think when they get you into esports, they discover you and they're like, holy shit, this guy is like the best Hearthstone player ever.


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[Assistant] When they sign you to a team, each team should have, and they should do this in the Overwatch League, because the Overwatch League hasn't started yet, okay? So this would be like a perfect...


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[Assistant] They make, they force them to live in this big brother house with like a bunch of playboy bunnies and they, there's like a bunch of cocaine in there as well.


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[Assistant] So that you just like, you get laid, you do drugs.


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[Assistant] You, you, you drink for the first time and you get fucking hammered and make mistakes, life mistakes. And then you learn how to drive as well. And then they could even bring in like, kinda like they do on Dragon's Den or like The Apprentice. They could bring in people to do like mock job interviews and stuff.


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[Assistant] And like, so it's like a test to see like, you know, if they're like personable and they, they can like, you know, communicate with people and stuff like that. And then I feel that they would be well-rounded and not just like fucking nerds and then they would be able to then enjoy their esports career.


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[Assistant] It's like something straight up out of Postman Pat, like the panicking, wavy arms robot. If Pat had a robot, you think it would look like?


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[Assistant] It would panic, it would wave its arms, it would have lots of lights and stuff. Kids love that shit, don't they?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's doing his virginity training.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a popular search term on Pornhub. Not from experience. Of course.


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[Assistant] I saw it already at the popular search terms actually, yeaah. What is it? What is it? Well, one of the new popular search terms on Pornhub is Overwatch and there is 3D remodeling being done of the characters in Overwatch in all sorts of weird and wonderful and fantastic, sexy scenes.


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[Assistant] And funnily enough, and it's gotta be troll searches, but there was like a substantial amount of people looking for Bastion in Overwatch on Pornhub.


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[Assistant] Actually a gun. He's a gun. Oh my goodness. It's like a transformer basically, so.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. I guess there's like those guys that like stick their dicks in exhaust pipes of cars and stuff.


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[Assistant] I guess so, but I don't think this was the case. Like, he must have just been like, rubbing up on like, the, the safety bar or, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Like Lewis was saying, you know, outfitting things with the fleshlight, Bastion could easily be modularized to half.


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[Assistant] I know, but even then he's still like, you know what I mean, it's not, you're not admiring his curves or anything, you know, like he doesn't have like a bag and six pack.


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[Assistant] Is it natural for me to just like boobs and like a nice face? Or am I conditioned to like boobs and a nice face? That's a question, right?


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[Assistant] I see lots of boobs in a day. Well here's the thing. For research. And nice faces too.


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[Assistant] I mean nowadays it's so common place that like, I guess there's probably a lot of people that have fantasized about doing their step sister, which is like, you know,


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[Assistant] Technically, probably okay. It's a cohab situation. But you're not blood relatives. You're not gonna have kids that have to drink pizza through a straw for the rest of their lives or anything like that.


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[Assistant] You think that's how Forrest Gump came about? I think it was just a movie, my friend. I hate to break it to you. Aw, it's gotta be based on a real guy though. No. You can't just make that shit up.


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[Assistant] They're just like, they're just really ahead of the game in Italy in terms of sex. They're like, oh, fucking vaginas.


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[Assistant] No, but like, um, no, but seriously though, is it any feat or is it like, just any shot?


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[Assistant] Women are wired totally differently to men in so many, so many ways and like, and definitely.


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[Assistant] With, uh, fuckin', I don't know, feet or whatever. I met a girl who's also obsessed with feet, and we would be obsessed with feet together and stuff, and like, I don't think women are like that. Generally. Of course, there's exceptions to the rule for sure. You know, but I don't think at the same volume that men, I think men,


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[Assistant] Intrinsically are perverted. And I don't think women are. I think, I think there's definitely, like I said, there's exceptions for sure. But like, you know, most, most people that, that get charged with like sex offenses and stuff are male. I mean, it's very rare that a woman does, right?


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[Assistant] Getting jiggy with like a fucking bike in her bedroom or whatever. Because she's probably just like sensible and has other shit to do or whatever.


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[Assistant] Uhm, glad you could join us. We're just talking about a Type 5 Ashevault covering that we've all gotten boners about recently and, uhm, we're really considering going on a group field trip and, uh, fucking it together. So, uhm, we're just planning that out right now. Gary's just like, oh my god.


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[Assistant] It's fucking all my Christmases at once. I found a group of people that finally understand me. My-


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[Assistant] Sorry to interrupt, but this just sort of leads on to another thing. I mean, I think, I don't think it's fairly common, but it's not unheard of that women get admitted to hospital with like, weird shit like, lodged in their vaginas as well.


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[Assistant] One of my friends when we were teenagers, we went to his house and we drank at his house and we got pretty drunk.


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[Assistant] And we were talking about like, you know, masturbating and stuff as you do sort of thing. And, um, you know, he was, he was pretty, he was pretty drunk too. And he started saying,


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[Assistant] That like, he has this like, he has this system that he uses sometimes where we're like laughing. So we're like, oh, okay, fine. He's like, yeah, I have like a silky pillowcase. So what I do is like, I like, I roll up my pillow with the silk pillowcase.


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[Assistant] And then I like sandwich it in between like a bunch of like duvets and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, and, and we're like, oh, you know, laughing and stuff. And I, I slowly turned around and in the corner of his, like, basement, like, because he had this bed down there, there's like a, like a pile of duvets and like a fucking silky pillow.


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[Assistant] Well, in nature, there's no concept of sitting around for an hour, um, pleasuring yourself. In nature, uh, like a rhino gets a boner, shoves it in and does his business in like five seconds and then carries on with his life because they have no concept.


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[Assistant] I mean if they're contained and there's no chance they could come out and like, and stuff, yea maybe.


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[Assistant] It's like that scene when cavemen discover fire, right next to the fire, the camera pans over and there's just like a cave woman with-


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[Assistant] So what, with this, this, this is when we, this is when we were using fire and.


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[Assistant] Well, we don't need to because we're smart enough to use like time capsules. Like, Lewis made one. Put like all of his Pokemons in there and stuff. Someone, you know, in like a thousand years.


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[Assistant] Well, cause they've, they've, they've already found a couple of planets and other solar systems that sort of fit the same criteria as earth, for example. Like in this, like, uh, what do they call it? Like the Goldilocks zone.


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[Assistant] It's at a perfect distance from the sun where there's enough water and then there's enough like germs and shit where stuff could evolve. It's not too hot, not too cold.


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[Assistant] That's awesome, but it's terrifying at the same time because it's so unknown, like, you know, what the fuck are we going to find if we find something out there? You know, like I think most people assume that we're just going to find the Ewoks or whatever. And it's like, what if we find something that's just like, you know, giant fucking like,


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[Assistant] I don't want to end up on a planet in a space base alone in a ventilation system either. Like these are things I would desperately like to avoid in my lifetime.


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[Assistant] There's no fucking life. But maybe, maybe nobody wants to come here, but maybe if we aggro them, they will. Let's leave, let's leave it all. Let's just say,


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[Assistant] They're out there, we know they're probably out there in some way shape or form.


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[Assistant] You know what? Let's not aggravate them. Let's just fucking do our shit. Let me get to like 90 years old.


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[Assistant] Pass away peacefully. And then you know what? If you wanna go fucking make contact with aliens,


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[Assistant] No, but they might, they might want to preserve people though. And like, you know, in a way, you know, like a, like a big celebrity or, you know, like some, somebody that's had like a really big impact on humanity and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they might want to hook their brain up to a computer at that point to help preserve them and like, you know, some people...


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[Assistant] You know, somebody passes away and like maybe they host like a late night talk show or something and everyone's like, fuck, what am I going to do without this guy hosting this late night talk show? And then they can preserve them by hooking them up to the computer.


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[Assistant] So generations and generations can then enjoy the same things that their forefathers did as well.


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[Assistant] You know, or even like a couple of years. Like how long does it take to get to Mars? Like five years currently? Six months. Something like that?


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[Assistant] Even, even people with like the highest mental stamina and agility cannot do it. Like it's impossible.


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[Assistant] That book, or you seen that movie Dark Star? Yeaah. It's a bit like that, like the, you know, the, the prolonged isolation of space travel and everything. That book is hilarious too.


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[Assistant] But the book is hilarious, cause it's a bit like Catch-22, you know, there's no, it's not glorifying space at all, it's just like...


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[Assistant] You know, like Star Wars, everybody's like, oh yeah, just gonna jump in my Millennium Falcon and fucking kill guys and stuff. In Dark Star, they're just like, yeah, six months of nothing. We're fucking so fed up, we wanna kill ourselves. It's like super boring.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and even like the, the space shuttles that like they, they finally retired the old models, but the ones like, um, the ones that.


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[Assistant] Such a weird industry and such a weird thing, but they still do a lot of crazy shit.


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[Assistant] But they did and most of it has made it into your household, like microwave wouldn't have been possible without, you know, NASA doing stuff around space travel, like computers as well, like personal computers. There's so many things that like can be sort of traced back to.


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[Assistant] So you're saying that these frozen poops could pose a problem to orbiting satellites where they'll hit their solar panels.


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[Assistant] Fuck me. So what have we talked about so far this podcast? Porn? Sex? Poop now? In space?


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[Assistant] I don't know, I know some people. Two months and their shoes are just like a wasteland. That's disgusting.


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[Assistant] So you bought some furry boots, is what you're saying.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I do, yeah. Okay, I will. I'll write some steamy Overwatch romance novels.


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[Assistant] I know, Lewis, you're probably not so much, but period. I know you, you, you like a bit of hip-hop, you like a bit of rap.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I watched a series that was on Netflix, like a Netflix original, called The Evolution of Hip Hop. It's like four episodes, they're like an hour long each.


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[Assistant] And it sort of starts with like, you know, like the, like the party music scene, like the, like the break beats and stuff, like the cool hook stuff. And then slowly progresses through to like the birth of gangsta rap. And it's really good. It's really interesting. Like even if you don't like the genre, it was, it's just.


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[Assistant] Amazing that these things just sort of came together the way that they did and created this style of music now that's massively popular. It's so much more popular now than it was back in like the 80s and the 90s.


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[Assistant] It was very, yeah, it was still pretty underground in the 90s. Like, especially like the, like gangster rap and stuff was, you know, like people were trying their best to fucking bury it because they, you know, they didn't want kids listening to it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, but like, uh, even just like, even just like hip hop becoming hip hop and like, you know, the, the, the, like the genre came about before rapping was even laid over it sort of thing, you know, like it was very much just like.


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[Assistant] You know, it was like old funk music, but they, they would just, you know, the, you know, in like old songs, like old funk songs and soul songs, they would almost have like a drum solo in the middle of the song.


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[Assistant] Oh, the sampling and stuff, especially like the 80s and 90s, the sample, like, the stuff that was sampled, like, like all the music basically was, was sampled and resampled.


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[Assistant] I think the first album that didn't heavily sample was, was the Chronic by Dre. I think a lot of the, yeah, I think a lot of there still was some sampling, but a lot of like the instrumentation and stuff was like, um, sort of, you know, original, I guess. I think the weird thing for me,


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[Assistant] They sort of realized that through, you know, people, um, sort of pioneering it, that they needed a mixer, they needed turntables and stuff, but like all this stuff was expensive. Like it wasn't, your average Joe didn't just go out and buy this shit, you know?


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[Assistant] And then one, one year in the summer, New York had this like huge blackout and it was like two or three nights straight where there was just no power.


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[Assistant] So the city went crazy and there was just like looting and like mini rioting and stuff like that. And then the next week, all of a sudden, like all of these new DJs just appeared out of nowhere because they would just fucking raid these stores and get all


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[Assistant] Get all the equipment and all these mixers and stuff. Wow. And then yeah, it almost like helped like propel the genre as well.


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[Assistant] At the time, disco was super big in New York, and the scene was like,


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[Assistant] People would like dress up, wear suits and like, you know.


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[Assistant] Nice dresses, they would do cocaine and everything and like, you know, you had to have like a bit of money and you had to have like, you had to be of a certain class sort of thing. So it was like, nobody was touching like all like, you know, uh, hip hop or whatever. Like it was just like, no, there's no way this never going to work and stuff.


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[Assistant] No, it was like a designer drug. It was expensive too.


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[Assistant] Is the deep water one the one with the Marky Mark in it? Yeaah. Is that the one on the oil rig?


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[Assistant] Fargo is a bit like that, like the TV Fargo, you know, not the movie.


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[Assistant] And like, they did a season one, and it was more or less the same story as the movie, if you've seen Fargo. And then uhm, it ends, and you're like, oh shit, that's pretty cool, I guess that's it. Like, you know, they just like, lengthen the story, added more stuff to it. But then there's like a season two and a season three, and they're like different stories.


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[Assistant] But somehow they're all going to like, uhm, sort of relate to each other somehow. But they take place in different times, like season 2 takes place in the 60s as opposed to like the 90s. I've never watched it, I know a lot of people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a lot of that did happen in real life. They fictionalized a bit of it for the TV show, but you know, he's like, he was like, at a time he was like one of the richest men in the whole world. Yeah, it's crazy. It's fucking crazy. Yeah, but no, it's worth watching.


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[Assistant] So at the end of Season 2, not to spoil it or anything because it is based on a real guy who actually does get killed by the authorities.


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[Assistant] He dies at the end, but they leave it open. I don't know if it's gonna come back for a season 3, but if it does come back for a season 3, it looks like it'll follow like the Kali cartel, which was like the rival cartel. Oh, okay. Uhm, cause they built up some of the characters in season 2 and it could be interesting, I guess, like uhm, but, I mean,


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[Assistant] Like the cocaine in Colombia just sort of, um, by the end of the nineties is just like. It's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] You love that whole thing. That's a big, your biggest bet. It's completely sort of, um, they, they, they got it like, and then sort of are called the cocaine production.


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[Assistant] Coming boys and girls, we're back. It's the Triforce. The Triforce podcast, yes. How are you doing, Zips? I'm good. How are you doing, period. Thanks.


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[Assistant] I'm at university at the moment, and most of my female friends, and my girlfriend, are very open to jacking off and watching porn all the time. Uh, to be honest, this was a bit cringe-worthy to listen to. And that is upvoted a lot.


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[Assistant] Women, I'm very happy to put them on the pedestal as they are beautiful.


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[Assistant] You know, they're all wonderful, okay? And I'm happy with them being there, okay? I don't want to know all the gory details. I like living in my dream world where they're just innocent and sweet. And that's okay, okay? Let me have my dreams, guys.


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[Assistant] These men are proud to be crazy about sex though sometimes. They want people to know about it.