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[Assistant] Like, I think Nintendo might, I don't know if they strike down those videos. They're a little picky about it. Nintendo's like, Nintendo can be a very litigious company.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, even that. Yeaah, I'm not even sure right now what the rules with Nintendo are. Uhm, I have to research that. But... What are they modding? They're not modding anything. Well, they do mod it. Oh, just the mod of...


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[Assistant] Just putting Breath of the Wild on PC where you can play it at like 4K 60 frames per second. And that alone is just like, oh my god, Nintendo, just put it on Steam.


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[Assistant] I don't either. Yeah. We're, maybe, we're gonna play it on the dumpster, Neebs. Yeah, on the dumpster. We'll figure this out. We'll, we'll play some Zelda on the dumpster.


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[Assistant] It's been wonderful, it's, you've got to play all sorts of games you've never played before. Elden Ring? What was that?


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[Assistant] It's nice about the channel, so it's like, oh, okay, what, yeah. We don't have to put any effort into this. It's the end of the night.


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[Assistant] If you watch streamers, you kind of have to deal with that, don't you? That's true, that's true. Yeaah. When we stream, you know, luckily there's several of us streaming, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, what do you do? Like, oh, gotta take a bathroom break. You gots to. Play an ad.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, like, you're out. Yeaah. I can get into a position sometimes where I'm loud when I snore. All you gotta do is tell me, he's like, hey, roll over. I'm like, I don't care. That's fine. And then we got Anthony.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Runs into family. My uncle was, good god. That was the first time I ever experienced somebody snoring. We went down to Florida with the whole family.


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[Assistant] Man, I wish you had to sneeze right now so we could, you could try. Let's get some pepper.


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[Assistant] No, I get you, like, I'm a loud sneezer too.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, that was, that's one of those mechanics like, and Arc has a lot of that, of just bullshit mechanics.


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[Assistant] Onyx. Onyx. I believe they're called, uh, yeaah. Well, they hold the- I'm fine with the Onyx, but yeaah, the rabies thing sucks. I don't- I wouldn't mind if it gave it to one person, it's like, crap, I got rabies and it's gonna eat into my health and-


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[Assistant] But the fact that it spreads, that's what sucks. It's like, gravy's wouldn't spread like that. If you beat each other. Yeah, we're not biting each other? Yeah, exactly, it's absurd.


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[Assistant] I'm curious, curious to hear this experience. How did you get invited to this concert?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he see, uh, yeah, he lives with Casey. Man, well he's gotta come hang out.


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[Assistant] I slept in a hammock not too long ago, took like a good hour nap. Oh. There you go. It was like a windy day and it was kinda cool but I got out there and I got a nice thick blanket and I just wrapped it around myself like if I was a fuckin' burrito and then laid in the hammock. Yeah. Uuuh, and the wind was blowin' hard enough to just rock the hammock. Sure. I'm not a big fan.


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[Assistant] That's where he got in because the flood happened. Probably poor guy was just looking like, oh fuck it, I'll try to go in here.


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[Assistant] Maybe cl-climb up on something. That's some lazy building right there. Yeah, no, but it's sealed now, thankfully. But yeah, that sucked, like. Cause yeah, it was that feeling of like, they could be anywhere. Oh yeah, now that you- Now that this one's here, or the other one's like, don't- If you move any furniture, just be careful. And went and had some babies off in your-


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[Assistant] Sharing it makes it sound like we're sending it to each other, we're not, we're just like, over, you know, at like supper.


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[Assistant] Yeah, one year, I think I told you guys about that. I had a baby attack me. A baby? A goose attacked you?


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[Assistant] Probably something like that. But yea, I was walking around him, you know, and mom and dad were hissing. And just one baby leaves the group, just like rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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[Assistant] He's probably getting all the goose bitches. Probably. Oh yeaah. Very impressive. Very impressive.


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[Assistant] Couple damn ducks the other day. It was a male and a female, but they like, they were just losing their baby feathers and getting their adult feathers, but there was like no mom around.


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[Assistant] It was just them and they were like, like it was a little bit chilly that day and kinda rainy and they were like huddled together and they were just peep, peep, peep. They still had like the baby chick voice. I was like, oh come on guys, where's mom? What happened?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't like it. I wanted to just like, I wanna, I wanna do nothing but guard these two. Yeah. For the next week. I wish you would've. That'd have been a story. Yeah, that would've been a story. We got the news there.


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[Assistant] Man, I don't feel like it takes long. I've seen, I've seen several, just at my pawn, several tragic situations. Where it's like, oh, I'm tempted to intervene.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm gonna go down a dodo rabbit hole. Anyway, it's fun.


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[Assistant] I saw, I saw a pretty good one the other day, where, like, I guess...


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[Assistant] All these teenagers must have been like ten of them each communicated with each other and they're like walking down this sidewalk in front of this guy's store and the guy's standing outside of his store and they all pretend to trip on something.


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[Assistant] So the first one goes like, oh, Tripp's on something. Guy in the store kinda notices. But third one, third guy walks by. He's concerned. Tripp's on something. Now the guy that runs the store is like, putting his hand on the concrete and touching it with his foot like, what the fuck is going on? Like, that's a good prank. That's a good prank. That's a solid like, okay, we got this guy and he's confused. No one gets hurt.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I was like, oh wait, we can, we can shoot these idiots cheap and not have to pay em like actor salaries and just, yeaah, just put five idiots in a house and let it go. There you go. Holy shit, let's do that. Yeaah. Hmm. Paying riders, what's that about?


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. It's like every now and then there'll be that one that's like, did you see what SNL did? They nailed it this time.


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[Assistant] I don't know soccer or any sports because I'm a nerd, but what is, uhm, Rob McClelland?


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[Assistant] Oh, where's, where's this team out of? It's England, isn't it? Oh, it's England's team? Okay.


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[Assistant] I'm curious to see this documentary now, just based on...


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[Assistant] I guess they won this big tournament. It seems, yeaah. I wanna see this story. And I like, I like Ryan Reynolds, I love, uh, Rob, my god. For sure. Cause it's always sunny, it's great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly, just try it like a big yard full of trash can turkeys. Mhm. Mmm, it'd be good as hell too. You want that on your balance sheet. Yeah. Look at this. You need this company. This company makes fucking money hand over fist.


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[Assistant] It'd be tough to cook a chicken in the trash can because the trash can gets so hot. I feel like it would burn the fuck out of the chicken. Okay. Unless, well, I mean...


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[Assistant] I feel like it could be done, just gotta alter the time, cause with a turkey, usually 20 pound turkey, and that's an hour 45 minutes.


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[Assistant] So depending on the size of the chicken, you just go, eh, let's cook it for 45 minutes.


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[Assistant] They sell them at Christmas. They don't want you to know about it.


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[Assistant] That's true, yeaah, yeaah. It's perfect. It's good. Well, I don't know what neib's neib could probably you could probably eat a whole


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[Assistant] It's true, you gotta, yeaah, you gotta form an industry around it. I mean that's the thing, if your, if your industry is selling chickens, what do you need a lot of?


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[Assistant] No, no, so we need to start, it's a good idea, we need to start eating pandas. If it comes down to it. Yeah, start selling that sweet panda meat, get a, build a market for it, and then boom, problem solved.


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[Assistant] Because we can. What kind of meat should we use? Yeah, you know what?


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[Assistant] Just do it. Yeaah. That'd be neat. God, I heard uhm...


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[Assistant] People at Harvard, they're talking about bringing back a Neanderthal.


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[Assistant] But that's one of those, like, there's an ethical, like, well. And then the TV series from that. Yeah. Like, what the fuck? It's like, okay, if you could make a little Neanderthal baby. So I can raise it.


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[Assistant] It's fascinating. It's like, I want, like, there's a part of my brain that's like, yeah, we should fucking do that. That'd be amazing. Watch it come out looking just like me. Just the psych, the psychological effect of like, we, your species is extinct. Because,


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[Assistant] This animal, this creature would understand this, cause it's not far from a human. And their brains are bigger than ours. So you think you could comprehend...


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[Assistant] Everything going on, understand like, no, your species was extinct, we brought you back, you're the last of your kind. It's like, that's wild.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, I mean, Neanderthal m- like mated with homo sapiens, so yeah, they work a lot off. A lot.


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[Assistant] It is. I want it to happen though. I don't know. Cause I'm selfish. I'm selfish too. I wanna see a little Neanderthal kid and I want it to grow up and I want it to understand.


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[Assistant] From a scientific perspective of like, what was that species capable of?


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[Assistant] No, but they're definitely like, you know, you see adult snarl, they'll, their lip'll pop


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[Assistant] I got some puppy kisses today. Poppy was licking my leg a little bit. Oh yeah. Little, little whore. Poppy's cute cause, uh, every time I come into the office now and I bring in my lunch. Oh yeah. Poppy is my best friend. You're her. Yeah. Her favorite person. For the entire time I have food in front of me. Yeah. Yep. Then she's done with me.


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[Assistant] It is funny, I mean, dogs just can't understand that somebody's going to the car, and they'll be right back. This is the last time we'll see each other. Nah, it's just, it's something, I don't know, it's just, however their brains are wired to just live in the moment, it's so weird. It's like me and a margarita.


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[Assistant] That is exciting though. I hope you have fun at the concert.


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[Assistant] No hell no, that documentary was proof of that, like good god. They were like on the edge. And Lars is a little dick, so yeaah, good for them. They can all be little dicks, like even James was like, you guys can't work unless I'm here, and I only want to be here four hours a day.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Can't work unless I'm around. What?


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[Assistant] Yep. I got a big trip out West plan, but I would love to do something with you guys too. Yes. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, but there are campsites back there. In the woods? Yeah.


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[Assistant] We got some spots, we got options. I mean, there's also, it's a bigger trip, but man, Wataga, we hadn't done Wataga in a minute. God, it's a trip. It's a trip, but it would be wonderful.


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[Assistant] Yeah, RTX is July 7th through July 9th this year. Right on the back end of it.


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[Assistant] We might not make it to Austin this year. We'll see. If they invite us, maybe. We'll consider it, but damn.


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[Assistant] It's so easy to let a summer pass by.


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[Assistant] Hope you guys have a good summer too. Yep. We love you so much. We'll see you in a couple of weeks. Goodbye everybody. Bye bye.


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[Assistant] So, you know, whatever, we're, even we're exploring and trying, we've got a little thing that's on Mars right now digging. That was one of the things in the documentary.


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[Assistant] How was the customer, uh, customer service, customer service? How was that? Very friendly. Yeah. Yeah, they were great.


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[Assistant] The customization, the character customization.


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[Assistant] What about when people are on their phones or their computers or anywhere where they're online?


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[Assistant] And they're not protecting their personal data with top tier encryption.


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[Assistant] If, uh, if you could give them a message, if you could send them a message, cause that's what we should do, is somehow market this like a message to the developers of this game. Like, well, you know, is there anything that you would tell them after playing it for six hours, you know, what to either continue down the path of,


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[Assistant] Of like, oh, this is great. This is awesome. Or something that you would say I hope in the future you will have. Just curious for anyone.


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[Assistant] First of all, the people who are making this game, have they made other stuff? Are they totally, like, just new to this? Because is this, was this very well received? It's called keenly.


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[Assistant] Okay, this is obviously a completely different beast. Yeaah. Uhm, but they know what they're doing. Now, is, was this very like, I know you loved it, was it very popular, well received?


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[Assistant] Six hour demo, you would think that what they're gonna put out would be, you know,


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[Assistant] Yep, I wanna jump in arc ascended.


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[Assistant] I know, it's like people like they're starting to figure out when you put out really good games, people will buy them and play them. It's an interesting concept.


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[Assistant] What, they were talking about how the people who are competing in these things are worn out? All the time?


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[Assistant] That must be nuts. Yeah, like what does that do into your brain?


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[Assistant] You know, the, the length of time though daily or most of the time, you know, like a lot of these people will, they'll just, that's part of their life. Like that's gotta be something to, to be, to be in that, locked into that mindset playing game too, aside from just sitting down your brain doing that type of screen work for 10 hours a day.


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[Assistant] You've got, it's hard to get that out of your head and then that's gotta affect you in so many different ways. I mean some people it might not. I forget what they call it.


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[Assistant] I don't know, Ada was in here earlier and she was like, oh, she learned something about... The babies? About the babies. And she said, oh yeah, that's...


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[Assistant] That's a, that's a, well that's a change in the game. Oh, big time. So there are these things that I don't know, I guess, considered to be changes in the game that are pretty big.


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[Assistant] You know, during the holiday season, things usually get extra busy. And there's a good chance you'll be looking for delicious, nutritious, and convenient meals to keep you going.


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[Assistant] And you'll save time, eat well, and stay on track with your holiday schedule. I order factor myself and I order for saving time.


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[Assistant] And money and for eating healthier. But how they got me was the taste of the food. It's really good. And I know I'm picky and they have tons of meals to choose from like keto, vegan and veggie, calorie smart and protein plus options on the menu each week. And each meal is approved by dietitians.


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[Assistant] So what about the, the mods that are, whether you, can you mod now in the game directly, like mod from the game?


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[Assistant] I mean, mods are, it just makes me think of GTA if there were just stupid, a whole bunch of stupid mods in there, because there was always a plethora of things that you could choose from. Like all these people are making the mods and you go over here, wherever that was, and forget the website.


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[Assistant] Yeah, whatever it was. Yeah. But uh, you know, if that's going on in here, you know, that could be easily a mini series of, you know, just checking in on these, you know, hopefully.


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[Assistant] Right now. We got too much going on. And if I were to say... Yeah.


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[Assistant] Between the two, like Sunken Land and Ark, I'd say Ark.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a very important first step.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I wish I could remember how bad it was. Like I know, I have little glimpses of like being like, I don't know what's going on. But, uh.


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[Assistant] It's 2023, and it appears that we can't buy things anymore. We can only subscribe to them. There are subscriptions for everything these days, from streaming services to razors, fitness programs to pet food, and even bacon.


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[Assistant] Oh you do. You're trying to do a reality show. Oh yeaah. You're gonna get the drama. Yeaah. And you team them up because it's so easy to play these games with teams too. So it's just a matter of them growing alliance.


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[Assistant] You're right. You're right. Oh man, I'm wearing one of those strap things right now that's supposed to keep my, my shoulders back. You ever see those?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like I am. I feel like I'm being too slouchy and, uh, I was also getting a massage. I get a massage every once in a while and this lady's like, you're getting a little bit round over here. You're too young for that shit. Increase your, you know, better your posture.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to transform, uh, slightly, uh, with something called calendar worship or whatever it is, but I need to, I need to try to develop a routine.


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[Assistant] Every day. Every day? Every day there is probably like at least five things that I know I need to do to better my- Like what?


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[Assistant] Let's have a routine of within give or take one hour, go to bed and wake up at the same time every day.


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[Assistant] Or two, or three, and if it happens once in a blue moon or once in a while, that's okay.


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[Assistant] I wear a mask. We should stop talking about this. But I can't believe I ever went to sleep with a mask. But yeaah, I'll do that because I know that if I'm up too late, I'll just block it.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, but it's happening next week, so yeaah, blah, blah, blah. Too bad.


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[Assistant] You know they, you know they changed it in the 70s, I think somebody said.


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[Assistant] Someone seemed to have said it, and I'm not, I guess I'm not sure, but uh, someone said that when they did try it, they tried to eliminate it and then it got changed back and they've done it within, you know, in the 1900s. And it was just like, I wonder why it didn't work then, you know, cause we're all just like, yeah, gung ho on it, but it didn't work at one point.


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[Assistant] We're practically the same person. Super famous, super famous like a standup if you wanted to. Except he's humble.


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[Assistant] Right, right, right, yeaah, yeaah. No, no, he would be the totally arrogant version of like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like, you know, we're just going to, we're going to take out the U and this, this, this and this, but we're going to keep it in glamour.


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[Assistant] I mean, this was like literally two weeks ago. Oh, okay, well then my sister went to that show.


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[Assistant] Like that's the advertising that I want to see while I'm at the beach in the evening. You know what I'm saying? Or whatever it is like that or whatever it is. Cause I think I've seen, I think I thought I've seen stuff during the day, but no, I guess it all has to be at night.


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[Assistant] Right, and now you would hope that you'd be like, alright, most of the stuff is hardware and some drones and you can get more drones for a little bit cheaper because you need to have


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[Assistant] I guess, Elon Musk was on Rogan, again?


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[Assistant] I saw Joe Rogan shoot an arrow at the Cybertron. Yeah, I saw that.


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[Assistant] And then I saw the Cybertruck in there and then that's right when it clicked and I get the Cybertruck and I want the Cybertruck.


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[Assistant] To, to rental on this thing, I'm interested, because it's, it's almost like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it looks so fucking weird. It's really, really weird. How long is that gonna last? Well, I don't know. Until everybody has one. Well, I'm not sure. A year or two. I'm not everyone because it's not gonna be for everyone. A lot of people are gonna be like scared of this weird, cause it's weird looking. But, I love how fucking different it is now. And,


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[Assistant] There are cool things that you can do attachment wise, but I'm thinking, you know, this would be cool to drive across country in too. And it's actually affordable. This thing's pretty fucking big. How much is one? Uh, it starts at 50.


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[Assistant] Wow. And you go, you want to buy anything for 35 right now? And it's, you're, you're getting, you're, you're not, it's not electric. It's not anything that's different or new. It's not anything that anyone would ever even consider to rent. But you know, I was, I was kind of messing with the idea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Joe Rogan was convinced. He's like, listen, it's got this thing. It's like, I got this arrow. That's this measured of strength of it's going this fast. He's like, I can't see how that's not. It would go through another, it would go through two car doors, regular car doors. No problem. He's like, I'm pretty sure I could pierce it.


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[Assistant] That's fun. But, but that, seeing it


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've been thinking about it for so long of getting something or not being sensible and doing this that over, but if there's a way that I think I can actually make money, make, and by the way, if there's any, as far as a podcast brought up about it with the thumbnail, it is a tax write-off. How about an ice cream truck? Ice cream truck.


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[Assistant] I want to not, if I'm going to pay a stupid amount of money for a vehicle, I don't want to fucking pay for gas. And Tesla, I was hanging out with this guy who's a dealer in town. He owns a car dealership in town. And he's like, dude, if you buy anything electric, if you buy, if you don't buy a Tesla, you're fucking insane. He's like, they are so far ahead of everyone.


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[Assistant] And this guy does not own a Tesla dealership. And he's like, I tell people all the time not to buy our electric car.


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[Assistant] Getting a Tesla or any, there's like, my brother was looking at getting this particular kind of truck that I think it's made by Toyota, but.


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[Assistant] It's another brand and they have to, you know, drive to like.


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[Assistant] 300 miles for 15 bucks. Sure. Depends. It's not that great. You don't think?


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[Assistant] No, I mean, considering. I mean, it's really, uh, good.


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[Assistant] We could do a poll now. You wanna do a poll now?


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[Assistant] Strophole in the, it's in the description as well, right underneath or above the socks link.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, you know, we should, uh, we'll, we'll talk about it, at least in the beginning of the next episode. There you go. That'll be the plan. Alright, so have a great week, everyone. Yep. See you guys later.


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[Assistant] Sad talker. Sad talker, sad talker. Alright, so you just...


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[Assistant] Have an audio track and a picture and hopefully the AI knows to generate a mouth.


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[Assistant] On Twitter, I believe, or X, whatever you call it now, uhm, there was an artist using generative AI, like, on the fly. So he was painting a picture of this woman.


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[Assistant] Because concept artists, you're constantly just, you know, it's, you're throwing up more sketchy based stuff, like with video games, movies, where you're just trying to like, okay, what about this? Uh, how would, how would this look for a scene? You know, you're trying to give something to the director to like give them an idea of what they want. So stuff like generative AI paintings, like that's going to give you 30 more options.


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[Assistant] If you could figure that out and make it look good, because that's with generative AI, like if we could figure out animation wise how to make a pretty solid lip sync, I guess you would have to feed an AI


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[Assistant] Like, we would have to draw phenomes and feed it into an AI and say, okay, here's your phenome, here's your setlist.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so we always have 12 mouths, you know, you can feed this AI 20. It's like, alright, let's give it a lot of options. Give all the pheromones. Yeah, give all the pheromones.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so one of those, yeah, you know, there is that whole debate, you know, some people are so against it, but...


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[Assistant] Right, can I play Devil's advocate? Because yeah, my immediate reaction is like, uuuh. But, uhm, I'll play Devil's advocate. It's like, okay, you're the editor. And, oh shit, it's like, man, I really wish we had this shot. It's like, can you generate this shot quickly with AI to piece something together? Instead of having to have a damn reshoot?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, there needs to be legal protections because yeaah, you can't, like you said, you can't go into, like, we're gonna shoot the sequel, but, uh, we already got this likeness, we can just generate it, like, no. Can't do that shit. Can't do that shit. Yeaah, of course.


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[Assistant] Right. It's like, hey, if you pay me, you want me to do the sequel but you only need me in three scenes, can you guys just generate the likeness and just pay me, you know, 300k?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, you talk about, you know, even 2D animation.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So, I mean, that's gonna speed up that process in animation so much.


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[Assistant] I mean, you're still not gonna have the squashing and stretching. See, that's, that's the thing. You still need a human touch for certain frames to give things more impact. But you could absolutely, like, for like television shows, for kids and shit that already use basic. Yeaah. Like basic models anyway. Like, why not?


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[Assistant] While I'll ignore it. This was an episode of South Park. I think Stan was using chat GPD to talk to his girlfriend. Oh really? Yeah. On text? Yeah, cause his girlfriend was real chatty. Oh, that's hysterical. Yeah. Then all the boys in school figured out they could use chat GPD to constantly talk to their girlfriends and tell them how much they love them and you know, just be real romantic.


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[Assistant] How about, if he, if he acts up anymore, call us.


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[Assistant] Man, someone's getting paid to file this fucking paperwork, I tell ya.


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[Assistant] Man, uh, you can just do that with a styrofoam cup and some damn, like, rubber bands.


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sure it's the ghost. Yeah. Did you see the new Ghostbusters trailer? I did. I watched it. It is ice and it's coming. It's weird. I don't know man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, ugh, I mean, I, I trust that director, he did a good job with the last one. Sure. But, yeah, it didn't feel like a Ghostbusters movie, but that's also, that's also kind of good. Yeah, yeah, that's all the original crew. Okay. And the new crew from the last movie, the Ghostbusters Afterlife.


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[Assistant] Well no, it's the second one of this new batch, I guess. Cause they had Ghostbusters Afterlife where they introduced the kids and Paul runs.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Man, I mean, if it looks, I mean, Red Dead already looked amazing. It's like, what are they gonna do with this? Yeah. My god. Is the Quest 3 out?


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[Assistant] And we were supposed to spend Saturday night, but the weather was just bad. We hung out all day, hung out, you know, had a campfire going, had a little shelter, so we still got a little outdoors action. But then that night I decided like, well, I'm in Carolina Beach, so I grabbed a couple hotel rooms.


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[Assistant] No, when you, once you get uhm, so there's, I'll just say there's, there's five basketball hoops. Okay. And once you get one in the hoop, your color will drop.


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[Assistant] See, Carolina Beach was the opposite, man. It was laid back as hell. Like, I was expecting, like, okay, there's probably gonna be people there, but no. We went bar-hopping, man. Most of the bars were, like, kinda empty. Oh, really? It was nice, just chatting with some locals. Yeah, we had a good time. Oh, nice. There you go. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Which day you watching this? Which day you watching this? Some people listening to this are not watching it. Right, no those are that too. Some people are watching it and some people are in the future. Very true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've seen TikToks. I go, oh, that's clever. I like that. That's funny. But one thing I can't stand is watching someone watch TikTok.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't watch that. I don't watch that. Oh, that's funny. I don't watch that. What about people, uh, reacting to our videos? You ever watch those? I have in the past. I think it's fun.


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[Assistant] So this is one of the first times we've played a single-player game with two people being cut together. You can kind of say Seven Days of Loneness was similar, even though it's a multiplayer game. True. Five people. We were playing it as three different groups. Three different maps. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, I was curious how it was going to cut together with us.


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[Assistant] And I knew nothing. He knew nothing. I didn't even like, if I found a can of food, I didn't know how to eat it. I didn't know how to even access it.


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[Assistant] Weekend or something. And play, same thing in Arc, like...


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[Assistant] When you guys found our bass, that was a pretty big blow. Yeah. Several weeks ago. Yeah. And you think about it, even when you're not recording, you're at home, you're like, oh man. How will that work? Oh, I love that you guys get to feel that. How are we gonna rebuild now?


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[Assistant] These folks are in the future. So I've always wanted to make a video, uhm, I wanted to make this years ago and I wish I would've. It was just me going around with my friends, possibly you guys, just showing things off to people in the future. Look at this car. This is a brand new car right now. You're never gonna see this, cause you're in the future.


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[Assistant] You're talking to the audience in the future. Yeah. When do you release the videos?


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[Assistant] You can show off people. Look at Ted. Ted's 95. You're not gonna get to see Ted.


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[Assistant] Mmhm, what a joke. We just reminded them to click off. Yeah, we did.


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[Assistant] But it's so bad, like I don't, like I feel like I watched something with ads on it in the last year. And towards the end of the movie, there's like commercials every like two minutes. So they start pushing it as it goes, they like start taking advantage of it. They get you hooked.


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[Assistant] I don't mind if I add like 5 or 10 minutes, but 2 or 3 minutes? Yea, I know some creators get mixed with it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think we did. We had a bucket full of candy and some tongs and a big PVC pipe that went down the driveway and the kids would hold their bag under the pipe and we'd shoot it down the tube to them. They loved it. Yep. Candy pipe.


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[Assistant] It was already, we like fixed it to our vehicle so it was kinda shooting down. Okay. And then we would just grab the tongs, throw it in. That's fun. Yep.


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[Assistant] I wanted him to be the scientist teacher who was doing cool stuff and growing. You can't teach people that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it'd be good. Listen, to go back in time, whenever I first said I liked it, I went to the movie theater with my wife and some friends and we had snacks and watched it and we had a good time.


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[Assistant] We're making eye contact with people in the future. You're never gonna experience this person now as they are. That's right. Look at this bug. You know how long these bugs live? This bug will be dead.


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[Assistant] That's fucking cool. And I think it's crazy, think of all the people from our history. All we got is some stuff written about them and some sketches or paintings. And now we can look back on TikTok and go, this guy was an idiot.


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[Assistant] It's pretty crazy. I saw they found some, this is probably a little further back than when I heard about it, but they had like this almost intact dinosaur. It almost looks like an ankylo, but it's not. It's related to that. But it looked great, like it somehow got...


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[Assistant] It's great how you could make a channel about anything. Yep. Yeah. Marble races. Marble races.


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[Assistant] I've seen, I don't know how, but this ended up in my feed. It was, uh, some guy.


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[Assistant] I mean, you're seeing stuff. At the screams. The slow motion cameras would do it, and the angles, but he's got several angles, so you kinda see what's happening, but it's not that dramatic.


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[Assistant] Every night. Every single night. I love this idea. Yeah. And Alpha 21, which is supposed to be dropping in May.


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[Assistant] It could. It's a big old mystery. We know enough about what's coming out, I guess, from what other people have said.


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[Assistant] People who actually take the time to go ahead and, you know, sign up to play this before it gets released. We could do that, but we don't.


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[Assistant] Or we can do news, and we follow the model of Fox, but we, but like, when I say the model, I mean, we go for an animal. Like, what's a three-lettered animal? Like cat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or whatever we want, but our cat is, uh, it's too bad Fox doesn't use a, a fox, an actual fox as a logo.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you do. Let's talk about the one thing that's being added in honor of our buddy Thicke.


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[Assistant] Okay, so Thicc, would Thicc like this idea? Horde Knight every night? Probably would.


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[Assistant] Right. And we're not remembering the basic things that I didn't even need to get coached on that I just happened to remember.


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[Assistant] You sometimes complain about it now, you're like, oh my god, what's happening to me? Why can't I remember this? I hear it happen maybe once or twice a month.


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[Assistant] That will multiply as years go on. Oh yea, no, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] I've barely had any drinks for a good few weeks because of me not being happy with my memory. It's taken this long. Also, I'm going to be cutting down on the other stuff too, just because.


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[Assistant] I either need to get, I need to cut down things and if things, uh, continue the way they're going then I need to go get tested.


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[Assistant] So, that's one to grow on. Grow weed on? The more you know.


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[Assistant] So there are things, I, I still, I, like, we know we need to make adjustments for this series. Dora's not here, he's away. We're gonna have to figure out what we're gonna be starting off with, because if there's a horde night every night, like, Absorah was talking about, oh, well, he was talking about food.


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[Assistant] Being a concern, and I'm like, it's funny. I didn't even think about food being a concern, because I'm just thinking about the fucking hoard every night.


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[Assistant] I think we, I mean, one is stupid, I think three makes sense. It gives you, it gives somebody a fighting chance to not have pull a, a Dora like he did and now all of a sudden he's out and sad.


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[Assistant] But panic mode is real, like in this game it probably gives me the most stress. Yeah, I like the idea of having


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[Assistant] Aside from everything tasting great, it saves me a lot of time cooking and a lot of trips to the store. And I know I'm eating healthier with Factor because I'm avoiding a lot of crappy food that I was eating in the past.


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[Assistant] It's that simple. And they have options out the wazoo. I usually go with the chef's choice.


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[Assistant] So what if we, just throwing this out there, we start off with, each of us starts off with the beds, maybe even, yea, so the beds have to be


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think of the games. There are bedrolls in this. Little sleep bags on the floor. Okay, so we can't lay down... When you said three, I was thinking of actual beds.


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[Assistant] No, I, well no, I know, trust me, well, it is easy to get the beds mixed up in games. You know, cause some, some games don't have bed rolls. Anyway.


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[Assistant] But I'm getting two different games mixed up, like Ark. Ark doesn't have bedrolls, they have beds. Right. So sometimes I'll mix up Ark's bed.


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[Assistant] With seven days bed roll. You feel me?


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[Assistant] So we can't shoot each other. I was interested, but no, it's just too much.


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[Assistant] When it comes down to the food and starting off with nothing, I don't know. I forget how difficult.


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[Assistant] Oh, good. Okay. I'm so set on that. I'm just assuming I'm going to get 20% chance of food poisoning when I eat food.


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[Assistant] Alright, so that's new. What are the trader updates?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you want, I get people wanting to have it, because what if you're the type of player that doesn't want to go up to and explore every single house to see if there is shit? Then great.


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[Assistant] But if it's like you go up to a farmhouse and it's just a farmhouse and it's called like Pink Truck.


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[Assistant] It kills zombies easier, but it takes more damage when you hit zombies and when you hit other things.


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[Assistant] Thank you NordVPN! Cheers Nord! Alright, so...


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[Assistant] What were we talking about before that beautiful segue?


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[Assistant] No, no, that was in that part of my brain.


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[Assistant] Then you let Phil know, I'm sorry, you're not important enough to store in my permanent brain. You're in my toilet brain that I flush every two minutes.


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[Assistant] We'll see. I'm trying to be more positive, but it's hard to tell.


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[Assistant] You know, I mean, the way I did, I did get eliminated from that other one in a bullshit. It was a glitchy thing that ended up hurting me. That was, that was kind of bullshit. I could have lasted another day or two. You probably would have won. Or, or I would have won.


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[Assistant] Cause I was pointing at him vigorously, like he's like, he's like maybe eight feet away from me. And I am like staring at the screen and pointing my finger at him like.


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[Assistant] I don't know, like a madman. As I'm shouting. Like, you son of a-


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[Assistant] Okay, but in, uh, like Minecraft, you can kind of compare it a little bit to that where water moves. I wonder if you can pick up water and like, cause if there was a little...


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[Assistant] And those seem like, I mean, if people are adding in, in the mods, you'd think it'd be pretty easy for them to add in guard dogs in game.


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[Assistant] Zombie dogs? Yeah, then they would eat you, potentially. Oh man, wouldn't that be awful, like, you know, we've had dogs, and then you go like, I'm just picturing my little dog being a zombie dog, and then trying to kill me.


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[Assistant] After it's turned into a zombie. It's a good thought to have, yeaah. Yeaah. Then I'm gonna have to chop his little head off.


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[Assistant] I know. Mhm. Everywhere you go, she's just right behind you. It's a thing. I've heard people talk about it for a long time. All my dog has separation anxiety. Oh, they can do this and whatever. They come into the.


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[Assistant] So that, you know, to take like CBD for the animals or whatever. And fucking I have, I have given a lot, way more than you'd think that you'd be able to give a dog.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, for a little dog like her, you know, I've given her adult doses, little by little, little by little, but going like, oh, here's five milligrams, here's 15 more, you know, whatever. And like, nothing. Well, that's why she's a tattoo.


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[Assistant] There's definitely animal, I've never gotten any of my animals high that I know of or consciously, you know, I guess being in a room they could have gotten a contact high or, you know, drinking or anything like that. But there's a lot of animals out there that have substance abuse issues.


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[Assistant] Because of their owners. Yeah. It's, it's a thing. Had a cat that was addicted to heroin. Yeah. The needles, he loved it. Did you, did it snort it?


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[Assistant] Was that the night that we literally saw a rat? Saw a couple rats. Yea, yea, in the pizza place. In the pizza place. Yea, yea, yea. And, you know, we've seen- And we didn't care.


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[Assistant] No, it didn't have a slice, right? Yeah, we had a slice. No, but it wasn't pulling a slice. No, the rat was not. It just ran across. Cause that's a picture. Yeah, but it ran like out the front door, like it was like trying to get out and somebody opened the door.


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[Assistant] It was New York, it's a rat. I know. They exist. I know. Well trust me, I've been in quite a few pizzerias. That was the first one that I saw a rat get let out the front door. Someone get the door for the rat. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I would always be kind of freaked out whenever I did because I didn't go to the city all that often. Maybe, maybe like a few times a year, you know, for most of my childhood or something like that when I maybe I make it to the subways.


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[Assistant] And that's what I always look for. I didn't want to find one, but I'd always look for the rats, you know, cause you hear these stories and now apparently they have a rat czar in the city. There's been a rat, like someone appointed.


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[Assistant] I believe a rat czar but somebody's in charge of the rat issue has been so bad that they now have like a leader of rat control that they didn't have before.


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[Assistant] And they talked about, oh, here's, here's the, the, the woman who's now put in charge. She is the, you know, I think they said rat czar and she was making like a, it was like a bunch of jokes.


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[Assistant] Like that, it was kinda like, it wasn't, she wasn't really taking it seriously, and you go like, you got a serious fucking rat problem in this city. Yeah. Like, really bad, like rats apparently are in the street, they don't give a fuck, like they used to like, kinda care, they'd be around people, and now they're just like, what do you want?


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[Assistant] They're feeding us unintentionally or intentionally, we're gonna, we're gonna just do whatever the hell we want.


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[Assistant] Yeah, New York City's first rat czar will fight its rodents. So it's rat czar. It is a rat czar, and the woman is, uh, Kathleen Karate, who's previously worked- Karate? And she's a czar?


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[Assistant] Is this an onion article you've read? Karate by the way is spelled c-o-r-r-a-d-i.


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[Assistant] That's a cool way to spell it too. Isn't that how you'd pronounce that? She's like a hippie karate person. Karate karate. Who previously worked for the city's education department and led rat mitigation efforts in public schools.


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[Assistant] Because I'm sure they were fucking kids getting bit all over the time. I'm sure that was the thing. You know, like, oh, Sally got bit by another rat at school.


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[Assistant] Anyway, yeah, we'll see. I wish, I wish her all the luck in the world. She was appointed last month apparently.


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[Assistant] So someone who actually, yea, maybe she just actually gave a shit and tried to do her job. Cause you know, once you're in a union, it's really hard to get people to do their job.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh, well, I mean, yeah. People would be, uh, eating the rats. Huh? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, couldn't work, couldn't work. Or it could work, cause they'd be eating the rats.


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[Assistant] You take away their food supply and you force everyone in the city to eat rats! Done, solved. Alright, alright, I'm on board. Take that, karate. I'm on board. That's it. It's a freebie for you.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine, like, cause that's the thing, under that city, there's so much stuff. Oh man.


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[Assistant] There's just so much that we don't know about. So much that's been abandoned. So many people probably live under the city. Oh, for sure. As well as fucking literally, there could easily, I would assume there would be at least, at least a rat for every person and there's 20, and there's, you know, fucking like 20 million people living in Manhattan. Or am I crazy?


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[Assistant] Alright, so you know what, apparently the, what is it, the current estimates put the rat population at about 2 million, so that's not, not that bad. People got them outnumbered then.


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[Assistant] Two rats outnumber and then they're saying, no, yeah, one study.


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[Assistant] At about 250, there used to be 250,000 rats around in the 1950s though. Another 2014, they're thinking 2 million.


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[Assistant] Have I been living a bunker? I've been living a bunker. I just assumed you had a bunker. I don't blame people who have bunkers, but let's face it, I'm not motivated enough. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I do have like food, but like I'm just gonna make, I'm gonna make like someone really happy who ends up finding the food after like I'm dead.


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[Assistant] Like yeaah, it's not a bunker, but just like a whole bunch of food. It's like six months worth of food. Okay. Easily. That's, that's not gonna go bad. Yep. You know, and they're gonna find, they could find it in five years.


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[Assistant] It didn't get to- You got like a pantry full of canned goods? Yeah, oh, I have a, yeah, like, yeah, food that has a 15 year shelf life? Yeah. Yeah, I got a good amount of it. Dried beans? Yeah, I got guns, you know, I got ammo, I got some basic shit, but- You got the basic prepper stuff. Yeah, but, yeah, but no, no bunker. No bunker yet. No bunker. It'll happen. No.


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[Assistant] Probably not. I'll, uh, maybe a van. That'll be my bunker. A van that runs out of gas eventually and then you'll find me dead in it.


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[Assistant] I just found out I can get an MRI in Lumberton for like 400 bucks. That ain't bad. So no, that ain't bad at all.


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[Assistant] I think it was 300. Was it? I went to South Carolina and got one of those and it was a lot farther away. Lumberton's like 45 minutes away. And 300 bucks. Had 400 bucks.


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[Assistant] And it might even be, it might even be 450, but point being is, it's fucking cheap. In comparison.


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[Assistant] Yes, we, okay, I think we talked about that.


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[Assistant] But you have, you still have no idea, I've heard your estimations of like, I don't know, it might have been 5,000, 15,000 people, I don't know.


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[Assistant] So, so you were able to get up where the light is and stand up there and walk around the very top.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a lot less, a lot less congested and this, and our area is, our area is fucking pretty congested.


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[Assistant] It hits the frame and then, and it kind of comes back and hits the frame again because it's got a spring hinge.


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[Assistant] The way you're describing it, I'm like, this is kind of really annoying me.


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[Assistant] You think it'd be bad if, uh, cause you know how we got Louis to change their dressing?


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[Assistant] You think that people could go to their Facebook and say, man, the atmosphere, everything was great, but that damn door. That slamming door. That slamming door killed me. Do they have a Facebook page?


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[Assistant] Well, you know, just be really nice about it. Just say you gotta fix this door. Like in the summer, it's like if that's when it's gonna be busy.


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[Assistant] I could. I would love to. If I got a free app twice a year, I'll take on the job. And I want a free ferry ride. Over.


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[Assistant] Okay, good. So I want to get the staff rate and then, uh, free, free apps potentially for the day.


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[Assistant] We'll see. We'll see. Maybe it'll change. You guys should, you guys should make it a yearly thing.


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[Assistant] But you were, like, I don't know if I would have been able to give more than a minute to that. We probably did a half hour. Yeah, probably.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's fu- Listen, you were obviously enjoying where you were at. Oh yeah, no, it was a good time.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hatteras would be, would be cool. I'd rather stay in the house than camp. Just cause I'm lazy. I don't like camping, I do. But it's just a lot easier to show up at a house. Well, we're good luck. Yeah, you can get a house and we'll just crash with you. Yeah, no, trust me. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I didn't even think of that as being, because yeaah, those glasses eliminate you having to get a good laptop that you can work off.


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[Assistant] We don't know what happened. I think, well, we have music. Thicc made a lot of music on our channel, and Duralis made some music.


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[Assistant] Yeah, anyway, I wish we could have been a part of that. But, uh, so I think something with that and Spotify and CD Baby and all these other things that kind of manage our music, somehow we got signed up as a


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[Assistant] An artist channel or a music channel? Right. And that's been for, I don't know, the last year or so? And we don't know how that happened.


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[Assistant] Right? We didn't ask for it. We didn't ask for it. But we're thick, you never know.


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[Assistant] And you go, yeah. And then it goes, can't be undone.


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[Assistant] Now you wanna be singing? Yea, you got like 20 songs, but you got like 2000 gaming videos, so. That makes zero sense.


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[Assistant] We've all thought that, but I checked a long time ago. Listen, if you got a problem at YouTube, you can't just call up the service desk. No. It's not easy.


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[Assistant] I know, but- They just get rid of people. Yeah, there's that too. They go, hey, what was his name? I don't remember. Was it Justin? It was something. Anyway, it was like, hey, we got a problem. Like, even when we got hacked, I emailed him. He's like, yeah, I don't work there anymore.


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[Assistant] We'll take this guy's calls. Yeah, but even if you're not, yeah, everyone should have that, you know, if you're making a real go at it, you should be able to talk to someone. So what we're dealing with is like, uh, what do you call it, like chat? You're chatting with someone.


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[Assistant] And they said, there is a way to change that. Cause we think we're being hurt in views cause we're not showing up in gaming searches.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause used to, any game we played, uh, seven days, especially seven days arc, like our big ones, if I searched those on someone else's account,


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[Assistant] You know, we've got two or three results in there. Now, usually I don't see our, our videos. And that is unfortunate. And luckily our subscribers are, you know, supporting us. So they're, they're seeing our videos, but I don't think we're being shown a lot of times. Yeah.


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[Assistant] When we switch. When we switch and we switch back. They told, uh, so Aztec was chatting with them last. And they said, yea, so what you had was an artist channel or something. We had like two different things. I don't know if it was like a Google Plus thing or...


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[Assistant] They've done some weird stuff in the past. Anyway, you have like an artist thing that people could subscribe to, and then we had our gaming channel, and they somehow merged them.


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[Assistant] So what's hopefully gonna happen is all the artist people just get separated and, I don't know, unsubscribed. But we're, you know, let's say we don't know for sure what happens. So it's not like something, I don't know why they can't just make all the subscribers just a gaming channel. That's crazy to me.


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[Assistant] But they say we're gonna lose some subscribers when they reverse this artist thing.


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[Assistant] It might unsubscribe you, Steve.


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[Assistant] Anyway, uh, here's our advice. Check back, because they even told us when this happens, they can't tell us when. We can ask them to do it. They might do it immediately. It might happen in the next few weeks. Who knows, but if you do get subscribed, you know, we hope you check back and just check to make sure you're still subscribed.


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[Assistant] I just realized I need to go get my oil changed cause it's, I last changed it in October. It's about time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it needs to be, well, I haven't washed it since October either. Uhm, so I should wash it, I should probably get it painted, get some of the rust.


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[Assistant] I've never in my life seen a person wear those. They're bell bottoms that start belling at the top. At the very top. You've seen a person wear these. Oh, for sure. Outside in public.


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[Assistant] The uh, convenience store just got the hair products in so you guys can start doing it now. We got shirts from five years ago.


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[Assistant] I pulled it off though. You had a rat tail? I mean for like, I don't know, six months. How old though? Middle school somewhere.


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[Assistant] If we could find the right music, maybe I could do it on like the live show or something. Alright, alright.


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[Assistant] And a wand and a top hat. I'm gonna enjoy your show. You know wands are fake names, right?


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[Assistant] Remember Abracadabra? I do. Not the word, but the kid. No, I know, I know. That was the funniest


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[Assistant] No, I'm forgetting, go figure. Okay, so we're camping, right? We're in Fontana Dam, Western Carolina. There's a little campground at the bottom of the, of the dam. A lot of people like to wake up really early in campsites, which is silly.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So, uh, apparently while we're sleeping, there's, I don't know, four or five kids running around. Sounds like up in the hills kind of. Yeah. Playing wizards. I do.


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[Assistant] Like I wonder if Dralis will know the answer to this. I say one word and there's a response to it. Okay. You ready?


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[Assistant] So the first word is, swing back? We'll check. That is the correct answer.


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[Assistant] No, yeaah, I got plenty of pictures I'm embarrassed of. I had a sweater for a while, that that was my, uh,


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[Assistant] That was like my just overcoat sweater. Yeah. Like a, like a Mr. Rogers sweater or something. Okay. So I got like a whole year of school wearing that thing. Just covered every day, covered every shirt. Little buttons, yeah. T-shirt and a Mr. Rogers.


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[Assistant] I mean, not every day, but it was, it was a, you know, like a throw over kind of kept you warm. And then looking back, I'm like, nope, you couldn't pull this off.


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[Assistant] Right. Same where I grew up. I grew up in a mountain town. So it was like, surfing was so exotic and crazy and like, man, if I could see, if I could be in an ocean and ride a wave. The shirt would make sense. You're like, I should get a surfboard.


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[Assistant] Yeah, man, I'd buy surf stickers. Never surfed in my life.


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[Assistant] I'm watching, uh, on Netflix, Pez Outlaw. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard about that. I almost watched that. So far, it's pretty good. What is it about? So there's, uh, so this guy, he seems a little bit, a little bit crazy. Oh really? Not like crazy, but like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] He's an interesting guy. He's an interesting character. Yep, and uh, so he realized somehow through just trying to make a little extra money on the side, he went to some like show where people are trading collectors and stuff. Right. He started realizing that people collect pest dispensers. Sure, of course.


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[Assistant] Duffel bags of Pez dispensers back and forth from Europe. It's starting to make some like, the most money he's ever made, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I love, you know, uh, documentaries about people that are traveling and meeting people along the way. That's my favorite kind of documentary.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't. Well, I love him in Schitt's Creek. He's great in Schitt's Creek.


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[Assistant] I don't love that show so much, cause he doesn't seem like he's enjoying it. And maybe I'm wrong, but.


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[Assistant] I just, I don't know if I like the way it's produced. Uh, the one with Carl, uh, eating it abroad. Carl. I love that because he doesn't enjoy it. Yeah. With Gene, for some reason, I don't know, it just, I don't know, it didn't connect with me.


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[Assistant] Almost Australian I watched recently. That's the girl that plays, uh, Professor Potts in Harry Potter. She's a little older. All the plant stuff. She's like, I don't know, she's like 70. And she's driving around in like a Winnebago van all over Australia by herself and she's even got like a hover around.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Really? I'm like, man, she is still getting it. That's great. Good for her.


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[Assistant] Now, back up, did you take Poppy into the dollar store with you?


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[Assistant] Do you have the little, the little carry case? No. You carry it in your arms.


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[Assistant] I've seen the panic on her face, cause she knows, without you she would die.


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[Assistant] She knows you protect her from things and you feed her and as soon as you leave the room I can see in her face. I'm gonna die now.


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[Assistant] You can share earbuds? Well, if you just take one. Okay. Each.


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[Assistant] God, that was so funny. When he falls on the floor. Well, which one was funny?


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[Assistant] The way they do it, it's sad and funny at the same time. But it's too much sad. It's too much sad. At that altitude. At that altitude.


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[Assistant] So after this, uh, podcast, we're gonna jump back on to some gaming. Yeah, little dumpster love. Yeah, we're gonna do something for the dumpster. I love recording for the dumpster cause it's just, it's usually just checking stuff out, isn't it?


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[Assistant] It's pretty simple. Fighting orcs and laying traps.


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[Assistant] But the day's getting away from us and we gotta eat dinner and do our stream tonight. So maybe we'll play a little bit of orcs after the podcast.


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[Assistant] I'm probably not going to sit through your smoke break.


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[Assistant] I mean, I feel like you've already sealed the fate of your video before it comes out. And that's why I like to sell it short. Okay.


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[Assistant] There was hardly any editing when me and Thaik played it. We should play that prison game just to switch it up.


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[Assistant] You should do it, and then we'll put it somewhere. Just do it, just do it.


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[Assistant] I feel like shit. You didn't like that. No. Starting a day like that is...


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[Assistant] And it was back before I even tried suicide.


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[Assistant] It's true. Yeah. You're doing a lot of the work. You get a day right. I tell you the first thing you don't want to hear out of his mouth is, wow, it's squishy.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, hope it- I mean, obviously we hope it goes well, and this-


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[Assistant] Well shit. Uhm, but there's potential like in this whole, well this potential tour that uh, that we won't have you for a while.


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[Assistant] So, yeaah. For everyone out there, yeaah, we might not have enough thick for a minute. But uhm.


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[Assistant] Which is, uh, pretty crazy. Yeah, yeah. So, I hope everyone's alright.


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[Assistant] They're annoying. It always blows my mind when you see the, you're looking at the dapples and shit, and you see like when it was first starting to hit Florida yesterday, but then you look at how, and we're, when we were getting hit up here by the outer, they're just so fucking huge. It's insane to see. Yeah, gigantic. Yep.


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[Assistant] Probably. I know China's been doing shit to manipulate rain.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think you're right about that. Let me look into it. Yeah, don't even get me started. Like if you're in a hotel and uh, you take a shower and you come out and if that is all fogged up,


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[Assistant] In the hotel bathroom, you know you're in a ghetto establishment. These days, you know, cause some nice rooms. Could just be the day. The mirrors don't fog up. You ever notice that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is some shit like that. I've noticed in a couple plays, I'm like, ooh, I had a really hot shower and that sucker is just crystal clear.


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[Assistant] No, but the water would just defrost. The water wouldn't stick. The water would just be down. That built up condensation would just fall.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, of course there's shapes. You can do whatever shape you want. There's a heart one. Yeah, well that's cute. Isn't it? That's really cute. You should do like, snake eye ones. Or market.


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[Assistant] They're probably heated. Solving the world's problems here. Yeah, great, great discussion on that. I know. Thanks, Naves, for starting it.


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[Assistant] Very common in Minnesota. I had a lot of friends that had them, we never did, but uhm, just the old get out of the shower and...


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[Assistant] It does, but, but, you'd get chilly out of a shower anywhere. Yeaah, you could absolutely do it here. Yeaah. I think that'd be more standard.


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[Assistant] If you're waiting weeks for a knuckle pin. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Would you just say that knuckle pin's gonna be like a few hundred bucks? Oh, it's the whole n- I see. It's the whole bit right.


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[Assistant] Does it still consistently smell like skunkweed?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't know. It just happened to smell like skunk ass weed. It did. Especially when it rained. For years. Yeah. But where did that even come from? That's so weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was really weird. I'd never been in a car that smelled like that.


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[Assistant] I remember back in the day our buddy, uh, Rob, came down with his dog, Spider, which was a trained dog, a trained drug police dog, entered competitions and stuff, and I remember around the little studio we'd


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[Assistant] Playin' and trainin' and stuff like that. Uhm, hidin'.


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[Assistant] The tank full of predatory fishes. Predator fish. Yeaah. They were all red devil, um, uh, what was that? Like piranhas. Had a piranha and then the bigger kind of piranha, I forget what, paku? It's the most stressful looking fish tank I've ever seen.


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[Assistant] I feel like a good big heavy duty life vest would be to your advantage if you decided to stay back. Shit goes all downhill. Right. You're staying afloat.


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[Assistant] Give me yours. Yeah. Yeah, a couple's date.


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[Assistant] It was something like that. You watch something on TV and sit there. I was doing it when I was in the Marine Corps because like I wasn't, I didn't get, uh, extra money to live off base because I wasn't married. So the fact that I lived an hour away from base, that was, you know, when you're low rank.


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[Assistant] Couldn't afford that and every little dollar helped. That's why I was given plasma like once a week.


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[Assistant] He could show you the ropes. He's got a whole rope up his ass right now.


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[Assistant] It's pretty rare, but it happens. It does? Yeah. I see you guys. Had one with my dog the other day. Just a couple nights ago, I had one where I was like on a movie, working on a movie. Had a pretty big part. Get to set. All excited as this female director.


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[Assistant] And I was like, wow, shit, I don't know my lines. I didn't, like, does anyone have, there was no sides, no script or whatever. I was like, fuck, you know, this is like, I really like to know my lines.


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[Assistant] No. Bootcamp. I have bootcamp dreams a lot where I'm like this age and I'm like what the fuck am I doing this all over again and I just know I'm going through months and the whole thing like why am I doing this again?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're gonna pay some money, but like you've got a couple hours to go take a nap or something.


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[Assistant] I'd tell you what, like if we do for some reason, cause we lose power for the dumbest frickin' reasons in this town. But uhm, I told you guys, it's been months now, but there was some storm that knocked out power at where my girl lives. And then they brought in a generator, cause there's this one section of the building


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[Assistant] Uhm, that got fried, so they've been, whatever. They still, she's still running on that generator. A big ol'. That's crazy. Generator like, damn. But if, it's beautiful. Yeah. She has power. It's like absolutely covered this weekend no matter what, which is kind of lovely.


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[Assistant] I was thinking, apartment complexes, if they had generators built, like a couple built into the complex, and that peace of mind, for people moving in, knowing that anything happens storm wise, like what a cool incentive.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Has it been out a year? It's been a long time since, well, it's been out since... It's been out for a while. 2018? 2019? It's kinda like, in the same category, I would put it as Long Dark, where it's like, it's really known for being a brutal survival game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause there's no snow. Well, that's the thing. Long Dark is all snow. Green Hill is all jungle.


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[Assistant] Uh, somewhere around upper teens? Oh wow, yeah, yeah. It's a good amount of time. It is brutal, and I'm playing totally on the easy thing, and I've restarted this game.


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[Assistant] Cause I've restarted probably at least 30 or 40 or 50 times.


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[Assistant] It's only four things. It's like you've got, what, fats, proteins, water, and sleep. Carbs. No, carbohydrates. Carbs. Right? Carbs. Are there? Are there four? There's four.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. You have to lay down in a hammock every now and then. You can't, you can't. Take a nap. You have to make ayahuasca?


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[Assistant] And, and then a door opens. So for some reason, I found the door before I knew that I had to take ayahuasca. I'm like, oh look, there's a door here. Can't open it. But for some reason, when you, when you do the drug, it opens. No, it just opens on its own. So when you get back there, it's open. You go, really?


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[Assistant] Like the, uh, the rattlesnakes, oh those rattlesnakes are the pain of my existence.


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[Assistant] It was very hard, like you look at Ayahuasca videos and like, oh, this is how you craft Ayahuasca.


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[Assistant] Well, Long Dark, I wish Long Dark were multiplayer, but, and this might happen in the future, Neebs, you brought up a good idea.


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[Assistant] And I saw some people in the comments say this too, it's like, we could do Long Dark and just have multiple of us playing it at different parts of the map, but we're all just talking to each other on radio.


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[Assistant] It would be nice to have someone to talk to in that world. It's a very lonely, uh, defeating game.


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[Assistant] Again, my, my thought at that time was like, I think I had enough food in my belly, I was like, I just want to get the hell out of this region. Yeah, you know what? I was close, I, I fucked up. There was one part of the map I got to and then I turned around, uhm, and the road was blocked. If I'd have gone up and like, uhm, gone to the left, I could have gotten to another region and probably been okay.


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[Assistant] And that brings me back to then Green Hell for two things, like two things, uh, the axe, the freaking stone axe, you have to make, it's like six swings and then eh.


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[Assistant] It's not even a stone axe. Yeaah. There's a stone axe, and then there's an axe. The axe is stronger than the stone axe. It takes two small stones. And yet, it's fucking six swings. Done. And then, done. And you go like, maybe it's nine. Right, it has durability. It's like a Zelda weapon. Yea, exactly.


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[Assistant] And fucking, and for some reason with me, other than snakes, and this is the thing, like I'll tell you this now, just because it's, like when you hear snake nibs, the only way that I can ever avoid them is you stop immediately and then back up. Because whenever they bite me, it's, it's like nails on a chalkboard.


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[Assistant] I always walk in anthills. Have you guys been doing that? Cause I do.


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[Assistant] If I just skirt a rock, I can walk right by it, but these things, they sting you. I see. Yeah, it's again like the long dark, it kinda makes you stop, observe your surroundings, and think about your next move. If you just go, go, go in that game, you're just gonna die.


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[Assistant] No, but I was playing, but I had good speaker sound.


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[Assistant] Gotcha. And with me, I just back up and then go way right or way left. And I'm fine.


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[Assistant] If we could just take the 30, take from 39, whatever the balance is. It just carries over. Yeah. Hold onto it. We'll, we'll cruise some interest.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's an adult version of a kindle egg. I am so intrigued. It's a rich person's garbage picking.


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[Assistant] So that's the thing, like, I'm just assuming it's gonna have to be a hodgepodge, but it might just be all of one thing.


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[Assistant] Like, I've got a palette of shirts that says, I love ketchup.


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[Assistant] So, okay. I don't think it's all one thing. That's crazy. It's just, yea, this is all our return items. Just, eh, bundle it all together, sell it for a hundred bucks.


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[Assistant] Kinda. Sometimes. Oh shit, did you guys see the Dune game? I did. And that's being developed by Funcom, the same developers of Conan Exiles. Yeah. And it's some sort of big multiplayer survival game set in the Dune world. Little Niebz easter eggs in Dune.


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[Assistant] I saw a few things, nothing really like blew my mind or stood out like, oh, I gotta play that. Yeah. Yeah. Dead Island 2 got announced. That could be fun.


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[Assistant] And that's just a disaster apparently. It looks it too. Yeaah, which is a shame. Cause that was a fun franchise, now it's just like pfft.


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[Assistant] Saints Row went the complete opposite direction. It's like, no, we're going nuts. Uh, you know, as crazy as you can get in this world. Um, but yeah, this new one, apparently like the writing's bad. Uh, it's like graphical glitches all over the place. The gameplay is just meh. It looks lazy.


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[Assistant] Are you okay? She's like, yeah, I'm carrying these things. I'm tired. I was like, where's your house? Down the road. Give us your shit. Come on. Get out of here.


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[Assistant] She doesn't like it, but I'm like, well, cockroach. Yeah, and they're big, like, I don't know, fly. They're freaking about two inches long and maybe about a good at least half inch to five eighths wide.


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[Assistant] You bitch! I mean, yeah, if your tooth went completely through your damn- Yeah. Jesus.


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[Assistant] Okay, I've watched enough to know that he's definitely hit or miss and I find his, uh, some of his stuff, like I don't understand why he's as popular as he is.


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[Assistant] I think he's a better interviewer with Joe Rogan, but that's what got me to watch him, some of his stuff, because I did see him perform well on Joe Rogan, like good interactions. Yeah. Funny, off the cuff dude.


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[Assistant] You have your family, like when I, and that's a good way to say it, cause you did grow up, he reminded me very much of stuff like you, but I've heard funnier stories that you would tell that you wouldn't consider to be stand up that could replace his stories and he's got his own special. They're just people you know.


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[Assistant] I think Anthony went to Nate Bargazzi, the same show that you did. He's like, Anthony, what'd you think? He's like, it's, it's, it's good if you're over 40. Yeah, he might not relate to a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] You make a point. Yeah, a lot of people stick with it. I'm not getting rid of this, but she goes home and has regularly right every year.


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[Assistant] So she only does it for, I just assumed she visited home every couple of years, maybe for a week or two. No? Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's interesting. Well, hell, I remember when we were in Sweden, I got the comment, I was like, I love your accent. I was like, oh, that's neat to be in a place where you have the accent.


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[Assistant] I know, it was awful. You get takes. Well no, it was, it was, you had to read off of a prompter. And you didn't get takes, you had to run through from beginning to end. Oh really? Yea, so like, I know that- It's a good feeling, yea. That, that feeling of like, I did a horrible- They put my shit on public access! My parents ran across it with my Aunt Rosie and Uncle Joe!


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[Assistant] You walkie talkie there. It's a battery!


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a small handbag. A switch. A big ol' battery. Yeah, it's the size of a switch. Yeah. Which, well, it's a portable thing that I just carry around because sometimes I'll need a charger and I want, like, that thing will charge my phone in an hour. We have outlets, you know. And it'll jump your car. I know, but I don't have a, uh,


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[Assistant] For all you people out there, it's the size of a one by four that's about maybe six inches long. Alright, come on.


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[Assistant] For all the people out there, the real men and women out there who work with their hands. Yeaah. That's how big it is. It's not that big. They're exaggerating. They can go fuck themselves. It's pretty big.


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[Assistant] Let's say over 50 grand. That sounds better. You said Ghostbusters made me think of 80's movies. Did you guys see that Gamescom announcement?


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[Assistant] They're doing a game of killer clowns from outer space. I'm all in. What a weird game and franchise to latch onto. You know it needs a video game in 2022. But the brand itself is intriguing. Yeaah, it is a great title.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think, yeaah, they haven't, uh, I'm trying to remember Back to the Future, there was a bunch of shitty ones on Nintendo back in the day. Yeaah, I remember that.


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[Assistant] Since then, no, I can't think of one good back to the future game.


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[Assistant] I know you guys had talked about it before and it was the Ghostbusters with the ladies.


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[Assistant] So the other, like last week, my kid's like, oh yeah, you know, ghostbusters with the girls. And I'm like, I've heard so many horrible things for so long. I'm like, sure. I'll give this a go. You know, I'll give it a shot and see. And we didn't make it through. She ended up getting distracted like half hour ends. Thank God.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I just really couldn't believe that Chris, I couldn't believe that that script would be let out. So anyway, I just wanted to, cause you said Ghostbusters. I don't think it was a script cause the entire movie just feels like an improv session.


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[Assistant] No, I appreciate the new one much better. And I guess they're working on an even newer one.


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[Assistant] Since the last one was successful, let's keep it going.


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[Assistant] And she said it to you, that's the thing. It's not like you overheard it and you were in the kitchen and you're like, what'd you say ma? It's like she's talking to you.


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[Assistant] Like, there's, I mean, Super Nintendo game, like Chrono Trigger, that did time travel very well. Or like you were saying, you had to go back to one period, change something, then go back. Yeaah, that was kinda cool. But uhm, I think it was Titanfall 2? Had that time travel mechanic for that one level that was real? Like, you were moving through the level and you could hit a button and just wop.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, it's been done in a ways, but yeaah, it certainly hasn't been done open world. I hope some dev tackles that at some point.