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[Assistant] I remember, I remember what I was talking about, like as far as moving checkpoints, they've sometimes added.


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[Assistant] All the old stuff. So it seems like they are kind of setting this road map out there for that. It feels like it.


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[Assistant] If they did it last time, they would have done better because they missed the ball.


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[Assistant] You go through it, you go down to the highlights. Okay. And then we'll react to it.


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[Assistant] Like when you go into language, sexual stuff, uh, what is it? Yeah, we can write it. Like there's a drop down for that. Okay. I'm pretty sure. The one that says like, surgery?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna gross me out. So we're not gonna do the reaction to the vasectomy? No. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I would have done the reaction.


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[Assistant] Yep, and Jack was, was favoring Genesis 2. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm on the fence, yeah, yeah, we'd like to know what you think. So we can ignore it. But we do like our editors to, you know, have a say in it.


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[Assistant] Here's my two reasons not to. One, Genesis 1 seemed pretty dumb. And two, we always do things way too late. So have we already missed the window for Genesis 2 because now this new map is more popular? Or is Genesis more popular?


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[Assistant] I think the currency is called hexagons. And then you can look at that little blue ball, click on it, and then you're in a store. So you could buy fiber or berries.


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[Assistant] Well, you could still get everything the old-fashioned way. I know, but it seems to be easier to survive in maybe? I don't think so. I think it's the same kind of survival. You're still in this world gathering wood and building stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll just have to try it out, see if we like it. But, you start with a tech suit. Mmm. Well that certainly sounds weird.


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[Assistant] That was pretty pretty. Well there's a lot of neon lights, but there's no blue sky. Right.


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[Assistant] I actually thought, I actually thought if we didn't, uh, you know, Genesis 2 didn't come out and this new map didn't come out, I was like, well, if there's nothing else, we could just go back to that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think that'd kill it. That's longer than we've been going.


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[Assistant] Hey listen, this was a weird chain of events last Thursday. We stream on Thursday nights, on Twitch, and uh, So, right as we're starting to stream, Like, we're already on that, like, oh crap, everything ready, where's the countdown, da da da da.


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[Assistant] Simon's like at the door, he's like, my key won't come out! He's got his key stuck in the door and now our door, like, is broke.


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[Assistant] I'm not blaming you, I'm just saying it was a bad time for it to happen.


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[Assistant] So then we do the stream. It's a pretty wonderful stream. Oh yeaah. And then, so now we've got a new lock with only two keys. And I have a key and Afzor has a key because we come into the office the most at this point.


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[Assistant] Here's the first thing we tried, I was like, can we get into his phone and send a message to his Uber driver? Couldn't do it, couldn't. Yea, couldn't get in, right? Couldn't get in. Even if I called it, like I figured. Good call though, like the password is titty fucker. Okay, next time we'll know. Yea, with two t's. So, I email, did you see my email? Uh, no, but my, uh, my wife


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[Assistant] Okay, so your wife checked your email.


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[Assistant] So the next morning I saw you and replied, so I texted your wife and then she said, well, I'm in New York. Like one of y'all is always in New York or Florida. It is true. It is kind of true. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Anyway, she's like, maybe I can call him on Alexa. I didn't even know it was a thing.


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[Assistant] Cause she told me where to call you.


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[Assistant] Yep, there we go. So there, I called him and, uh, we made the arrangements. And here's the next part. Uhm, we're like, where do we meet? And I'm like, ah, I'm kinda coming that way. I know there's a food line by the bridge, you know, where the apartment's just burnt down. I figured that's so funny. He's gotta point out every fuck up. That's it.


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[Assistant] I figured, big bridge, apartments that burn down. Yeaah. Good landmark. Big landmark. So, uh, so I'm driving there, and I pass another food line on the way to this food line, and I'm like, oh no.


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[Assistant] So I was like, eh, I said bridge and apartments that burned down. But uh, but no, he showed up. It was later than I thought. And what'd you say?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and she's young. Yep. Harley didn't get afraid of fireworks until, I don't know, like six, seven. Yeah, it was this last fourth that I was like, ah, shit.


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[Assistant] Alright. Man, croissants are good, aren't they? Croissants? Oh yeaah. They're great! How come everything isn't croissant? Like that's good bread.


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[Assistant] What time? 5.30. This is old people time to eat. But we can do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's funny, I can picture you like one of those cartoons where the dog is trying to sleep, but the mouse is causing all the problems, and your eyes close, then you hear like the boing, boing, whatever. Your mom's in the hallway, talking to nurses, blowing up, you ever get those gloves?


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[Assistant] I used to steal the gloves. Oh, the rubber gloves? Yeah, you blow them up, put them over your head like Howie Mandel.


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[Assistant] I wanna go visit my plot. There's gotta be a loophole there somewhere. Can we all be buried there?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's good stuff. They're delicious and they're strong. Oh yeaah, oh yeaah. They don't hold back at all. No, no.


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[Assistant] We're gonna be in bed by eight. Your parents are great. I know, yea, I love them. Yup, uh, they go to bed and we just stay up and drink the rest of the drink.


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[Assistant] What do they fish for? Marlins. That's Marlins. And the reward for that thing is what? Millions. Millions of dollars. Yeah, there's like millions of dollars in prizes.


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[Assistant] Out of this group. I remember probably at least twice that Neebs brought it up to the devs. That's true. Over in Sweden. They didn't take any of my ideas. Not one idea did they?


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[Assistant] I mean, I would say me too. It'd be cool if you were busy and you're working or something and you can just kinda designate a bot that represents you for the day and just get XP all day as a bot. This is my bot.


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[Assistant] That's also a game you could look at and go, I'll bet the AI's not that smart in this. You just kinda get the idea.


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[Assistant] They don't let you play the game anymore. They're in total control of Battlefield.


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[Assistant] They're all gonna be driven toward the objectives, you know. Obviously they're designed to be running around and taking flags and shit. Yep. Yeah. So.


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[Assistant] We'll see, we're getting there. It's coming up quick, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is. What is it, uhm, when does that damn game come out? October, November, somewhere. It's a, it's an urn month.


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[Assistant] Holidays. I saw that there's a new, um, Vive headset coming out. Oh god, another one. Yeaah. Wireless. Vive. Of course. I watched a review. Watched a review and, uh, it's like the specs are like barely better.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then, and then he was like, but check out this fan. There's a fan in it. And he held up the mic to the Quest 2 and you really can't hear it. Okay. And then he held it up, held the mic up to this and it was like.


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[Assistant] If you've got a Quest 2 out there that's like quiet, and then you've got this new product supposed to be better, and they all hear it when they're making it, and like, yep, ship it. And it's just like a loud, worrying, I'm just, and it blows my mind sometimes. I would play on a Quest 2. I would get my own Quest 2. My daughter has a Quest 2.


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[Assistant] Yep. I think flippin' it's silly though now. Cause we don't want our people dying here in August. Compared to... Where are they gonna die?


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[Assistant] And we shift Vegas back a little bit and we keep it here in April.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're getting a learning experience there, just like Vegas.


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[Assistant] Like if you went to space camp... Counts as school. That's very much school.


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[Assistant] I saw that uhm, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly both did Ayahuasca.


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[Assistant] No, it was interesting because, uh, it was on what, Kimmel, and he had some guest hosts while he was on vacation or whatever, and it was, uhm, whoo, whoo, it was, what's his name? Arsenio. Arsenio was filling in for him, and Arsenio was interviewing Megan Fox, and, and she was like, getting all into it, and,


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[Assistant] Like even in that interview, she seems so, I don't know, basic.


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[Assistant] You're right. So go ahead, Black Widow Watchers. I would say it's crap. I mean, it wasn't great. Scale of one to ten for the three people that watch Black Widow. Go ahead, Neeps. I'd give it like a six.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I just go in and buy a popcorn and leave.


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[Assistant] I'll get you a shirt. Anthony's got 15 of those. Probably.


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[Assistant] Interestingly, like, creamy on the back end almost? It's like...


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[Assistant] You're leaving out the fact that you wanted to try this, but you were gonna have me dump it into a... There was like a third of water in that bottle. That's true.


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[Assistant] It's got a new flavor. Man oh man, let me tell ya. And this is great for mixed drinks too.


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[Assistant] I had a really good drink up in ash for this last weekend that had, um, grilled peaches in it. And pickled blueberries. I believe it was a gin drink.


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[Assistant] More breweries per capita than anywhere in the world. Wow.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they have gone nuts, and there was always like a lot of breweries up there, but when I was up there this time, it was like every corner, you're like, holy shit, they really are.


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sure I'd rather retire up there than here. The mountains yeaah.


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[Assistant] Wait, wait, wait, wait. We were all watching the infomercial.


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[Assistant] I ran into my buddy last night with the incognito burrito. He was making them back there. And I told him that we might.


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[Assistant] That fucking, uh, I mean, I told you about it, but it just, I thought it was badass, that chick that won the spelling bee. That's just like such a cool story. I was like, you look at, she's 14, first African American to win the spelling bee, the big one in the country.


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[Assistant] Three world records in basketball dribbling.


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[Assistant] Thank you to our sponsor Skillshare and they offer thousands of inspiring classes for creative and curious people on subjects like illustration, design, video editing, animation, photography, and so much more.


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[Assistant] Most classes are under 30 minutes with short lessons to fit any schedule. And it is specifically made for learning, meaning there are no ads. And they're always launching new premium classes so you can stay focused and follow wherever your creativity takes you. And it's less than 10 bucks a month with an annual subscription. That's a deal.


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[Assistant] And when you join, you can even try one of Skillshare's new live classes. Experience live, real time inspiration as you connect with popular teachers while watching and working along with other people. When I jumped on Skillshare today, cause I have a membership, I went to Chip Kidd, graphic designer. He has got a class called Think Like a Designer.


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[Assistant] And this particular one is making an art poster. And I, and I watched the first video, the introduction to it. I like this guy. I like his vibe. I like his style, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we do too. No, I'm going to, I'm going to say it. I don't care. I mean, like to me, I think that a lot has happened in a short amount of time, you know, but


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[Assistant] Right, what do you want me to, okay, now let me ask you a question. We can talk about this in front of them, cause I'm curious. Tell me what you can. Uh, what do you want me to learn how to build? Cause I do know how to build, very quickly I figured out how to build in that game.


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[Assistant] There we go. So what do you want me to build? Oh, I don't know. We'll talk about that. We'll talk about that. You know that I am not good at, um, like I can fix homes in real life.


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[Assistant] Right. Now listen, I could find a lot of good stuff. I could build a shack and yeah, you could find good stuff for sure. Hopefully bullets, you know.


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[Assistant] Exactly. Oh my god. So can we confirm? Can someone here confirm that does not happen?


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[Assistant] Yeah, how about we change that in most every game? Common sense rules. Let's change that.


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[Assistant] So now, uh, I got some questions and maybe you guys can answer, we can answer these here together. Like, so those guys are scientists, right?


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[Assistant] Well, okay, I thought maybe you did know, so since you don't know, shut up. Anyone else?


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[Assistant] Okay, thank you. So you did know. Thank you. I don't know. Oh god. I'll fucking hit you. So, they've been set.


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[Assistant] There's apparently there's a lot of them going to be around and they're going to be strong from what we've found out. Yes.


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[Assistant] Well that's good, and that's a whole other thing, because Anthony's been the main editor on ARC for five years, and he's now doing something different. Big change.


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[Assistant] But that'll set the tone for how I want to speak to you. See, I don't mind, cause I respect your gameplay.


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[Assistant] And, and I'm just gonna, you know, so I'll go like, okay, you know what?


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[Assistant] Hey Thicc, how are ya? I'm gonna treat you well. Unless you're a douchebag, then who knows.


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[Assistant] Oh god, that'd be wonderful, and we can each week we can take turns in who's angry and bitter with the other spouse. So, like, we can swap them.


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[Assistant] And it was a good, like, he, you could tell he was happy with the recording and, you know, not often, I mean after five years I get it too, like after an arc recording, you know, once in a while, you know, you can hear the enthusiasm and the voice like, oh that's fun, cause we've done it all, seems like, in that other show, but,


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[Assistant] He was genuinely like, yeah, this is good. There's a lot of good stuff in here. This is going to be fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we never came close to dying. We've been kicking ass. I'm still curious.


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[Assistant] Alright, so give me a name so I can look at what you're talking about. Hold on. Hold your butt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, really good physics on this thing. Oh, that reminds me, I was getting bit by a reptile earlier today. Sorry?


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[Assistant] Iggy, I've told you guys about Iggy before. Oh, right, right. He, uh, he's shedding and, you know, he's got extra stuff over his feet and he's not too happy about it. You try to pick him up and he's like, hell no, get the hell away from me. And he starts biting at you.


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[Assistant] I forgive him though, because I had shit in my hands I'd be freaking out too probably.


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[Assistant] I know we do. We're both smarter than you. Uhm, we're, uh, we're both, uh, more cold blooded.


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[Assistant] I got away from lesbian porn for like 35, 40 years. Why? Now I'm, now I'm back. Ah! I was like, you know what, I like- Now I'm back.


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[Assistant] Now back, back. Back in the 60s and the late 50s, lesbian porn was just dirtier, you know? It was just hotter back then. It just became normal in the 70s and the 80s, you know? The film was grainier.


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[Assistant] See, this you would think would be, I mean, if the game works and they seem to have pretty darn good reviews, it came out in June 2020, this would be a game that I would really enjoy watching somebody play. I mean, I might like playing it too, but watching these, these...


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[Assistant] Dinosaurs fight against each other right now in these trailers? Freakin' great!


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[Assistant] It would be great, but I would like to fight against one of you as a giant dinosaur and see who wins. That's all I'm saying too.


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[Assistant] Okay, well I just saw a giant T-Rex and a giant worm, so I thought maybe it was that.


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[Assistant] I guess for the people who don't know what to do when they're in Ark, they just need to be told what to do. You know, where you just want it to be, uh, like most people, probably just want it to be a sandbox.


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[Assistant] Was that the prison one? That's the prison one, yeah. So the same developer did that? Okay, I didn't, I don't know, but we, uh, we saw that guy speak in California, right? He was great, yeah.


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[Assistant] How to with ketchup. Look for that comment. Right. So is that a thing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I guess what I meant to say was what you guys were saying wasn't good enough to say over the, I wanted to hear what they had to say because what you said wasn't funny enough. There you go. Very good. Good stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Hey, I'm the guy who saved your dog. You want some dick?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Judy wanted to have an owner that gave a shit about her.


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[Assistant] And then, and then you gave her back to the evil woman she was trying to get her way. You fucked up that dog's life.


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[Assistant] Or hey, I want to be able to hear where you are so I can get you, but yeah, no, I hear you. The eat me thing is definitely a thing. It could be used for a lot of different things. It could be used to find your cat too.


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[Assistant] I say let the cat kill. If the cat's outside and it can kill something, it should. Let it murder. It's a cat. It's supposed to kill things. That's true. Yeah, it's a cat. Let it kill a bird.


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[Assistant] You know, if it's outside, like I've never, I don't, I would have a hard time having an outdoor cat just because I've seen, you know, we've all seen so many dead cats on the side of the road. And I, you know, I'm going to fall in love with this thing if it's an outdoor cat and I'm going to be crushed. So like, I have a hard time with that.


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[Assistant] But if they're outside, they should never be declawed, even if they're outside, or at least I don't think so, but they should be able to kill whatever they fucking want out there. Okay? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well Google isn't finding them and they're saying that still eight babies is the most that anyone's had I think.


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[Assistant] I hope she has a good job. Well, I'm looking for a Malian woman, because there you go. I think that was the big thing, because when you put in nine kids, uh, born to one woman or whatever, it doesn't come up.


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[Assistant] There you go, 11 hours ago, 25 year old woman, got a stretched out vagina. Yep, nine babies. That's what it says.


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[Assistant] Super stretched out, it says it's super SSO. That's the headline. Super stretched out. Super stretched out. Yeaah. That's an SSO.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, that happens man, when you're big, when you're really big, I guess it's- She wasn't big though. WELL THEN WHAT?! WHAT?!


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[Assistant] It's also pretty awesome to get the movie budget to pay for your training.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it is. I mean, yeah, it's, let's face it, it's all the money from the people that were, uh, in the, with Scientology, and they're all going to the top. I think he's at the top of Scientology.


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[Assistant] I didn't know. You're the only one. Alright, uh, I, I think Bob Odenkirk is great, but I'd like to see what the movie looked like, like the edit beforehand, because to me, there were a lot of holes and it was super cheesy, but I still enjoyed it and I saw the theater. So it was worth it for me.


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[Assistant] Did you guys care about that movie that was with the black guy and the white guy? What the hell?


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[Assistant] If it's a good movie, great, but he's a weird character in the world. I mean, it's, it's ridiculous how he's just this guy with arrows. He doesn't fit now.


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[Assistant] It was good. It was alright. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so I should, I could, I could easily watch that one of my kids and it wouldn't suck. No, I, uh, yeah, I enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] She-Hulk. She-Hulk could be so good. It could be so much better than Hulk. It could be. Like, imagine a Hulk that you wanna fuck, Thicke. Think about that. Yeah, I don't know. Imagine that! I just thought about it.


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[Assistant] I thought about it. I don't think they're going for that. I don't think they're like, hey. But they are. Imagine. They're always going for that. It's always about sex appeal. You don't think they're gonna have a sexy she-hulk?


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[Assistant] Oh, she's a be- I- Oh, I know her. I think she's a beauty. She's got a very, uh, unique look.


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[Assistant] Oh god, and there she is as She-Hulk and Marvel. I see her green. Yep. She's gonna be hot. Of course I'm gonna wanna have interrelations with She-Hulk. She's not gonna turn into a hideous thing. No, she will not be. There's gonna be a lot of She-Hulk rule 34 out there.


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[Assistant] And, and you know what's funny? Is she hoaxed? They're not allowed to hold on to brassieres, so no matter what, she's gonna be topless. Win!


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[Assistant] No one's listening to you, Neebs. What Neebs?


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[Assistant] Now, let me tell you, when I did attempt to get this, because I had to get it on Robinhood, and I couldn't get it hooked up with my account, I was trying to buy it two cents, and gave up.


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[Assistant] And then a week and a half later was able to go, oh, you know what? Let's see if we can do this again. And then bought it five cents. So, and I was also supposed to invest twice as much, but they only accepted half the amount. And then I was like, all right, well, I could, maybe that's a sign. And then I ended up buying like a little bit of Ethereum and then Tesla with the, with the balance.


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[Assistant] I didn't, at the time I thought Robin Hood was the only place I could get Doge. No! Well guess what? I don't freakin' know!


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[Assistant] But I'm leaving it because I think it's gonna do, I think it's gonna be at a buck at some point. And I think it before it gets to be nothing, I think at some point it might even be two dollars. But what do I know? Yeah, we'll see.


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[Assistant] Still now, still now Simon. Yea, but you know the meme, you know that it's been a meme since when did they start?


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[Assistant] It's a meme that doesn't seem to be going away. No, I thought it was a little bit longer than that. But uhm, and it's a meme that I think Elon wants to make a point with. It's like, you think this is, even this money is going to be worth something. Because crypto is where it's at.


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[Assistant] Let's go back. Let's do something different. We're almost towards the end here. Let's do something that's more fun and relatable. Okay. Unless you're, you know, cause I doubt a lot of people here are investing in crypto.


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[Assistant] PLGX, it's back on! Okay, it's not called that. Oh, okay. Niebz Gaming Live, it's back on! Is it?


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[Assistant] You're going to the poke-a-nose, and it's going to be fucking nuts.


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[Assistant] Hey, this is a great opportunity for me to pedal the show I like, Vikings. Well, you know what? I like the first couple of seasons.


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[Assistant] You know, well I don't know, I just- You've already paddled it though. Yeah, well there's characters you like, and if the characters leave the show, then you're like, okay, well. Then you're- yeah, you're-


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[Assistant] But we don't say, ah, go to heaven. No. You know, what do you say? Go to Valheim. You go straight to hell. You go to Valheim. You go straight to Valheim. That's right.


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[Assistant] Now you said you could build like a wheelbarrow and like a cart.


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[Assistant] And also, uh, last Thursday we were going over the game trying to figure out how to get shots. Yeah. And what we were doing Thursday looked pretty good and since then you found out more stuff.


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[Assistant] Nope, not that, but like you, almost like forest where you can detach from your body. Yes. Okay. And get, and get. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] That's a good sign. Good sign. Looking forward to it. Now, also, we're talking about jumping into Rust at some point soon, and Anthony did some tests on that and got some camera footage, and I can forward that to Simon so y'all can see it. But, uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] The left has a lot more left that you're saying. I mean, it'll run out eventually, but there's a lot more for us to do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and Astro and I jumped in the other day and we harvested and fished and kind of stocked up on some stuff. That's what we got to do is get off and, you know, in between recordings, just fish.


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[Assistant] So you couldn't eat three chickens? They wouldn't like that? No. They're like, you need some vitamins.


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[Assistant] Mhm, right on. And for me, I just like being on the sea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, our cinematics too. They, they take a minimum a whole week to cut. So you can't put them out two or three times a week.


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[Assistant] I think it was a rabbit, it was really cute. Yea, they're cute. Yea, we have something that's been in our attic for months. I don't think it's been there for months. I think it leaves and comes back. I don't know how it's getting up there. But I can hear it walking on my ceiling.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, so we went in there and put some of those traps, little metal, metal cages, got the, you go in one side and they step on a thing. Yeah. For months, been waiting and, uh, caught him like two days ago. Oh, what'd you do? Well, we took him like out of the neighborhood and dropped him off in the woods. Neighbor's house. Just threw him in the woods.


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[Assistant] Cause Kodnan, I played with controller, cause I liked the, the melee better.


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[Assistant] So everybody's gonna do the voice, right? Like we should- No, no, no. I'm not gonna do the voice at all.


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[Assistant] But not much. Rooms. More like the floki character and uh, I don't know if he was just trippin' or what was going on. Oh, it might have been.


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[Assistant] I feel like I'm in that state for the entire winter. January and February.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we just helped save somebody, I bet. Probably. He started it, but we passed the tour.


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[Assistant] How long ago is what? How long ago does she acrylic your thing back together?


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[Assistant] I never wanted to be tall. I wanted to be short my whole life. There went that dream. Gone. I wanted to be a gymnast.


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[Assistant] I just looked it up. This is on Google. Currently the industry estimates that almost 40% of nail salon technicians in the U.S. are Vietmanese. Wait, Vietmanese. Vietmanese. Vietmanese. Look, my mom said that. That's how I grew up. It's Vietmanese.


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[Assistant] Long time ago, I saw people doing the same thing with some, uh, footage of the forest. We found that effigy with the pencils for teeth and the boot for a hat. I saw someone doing that. Those are funny. Now I didn't realize until, you know, a couple of months ago, how much was going on on TikTok, like all these, uh, what do you call them?


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[Assistant] He had people pee on him for warmth. When I went to New Orleans for the first time, I saw a sign that said, that told you what the fine was for public sex.


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[Assistant] It's always hard, isn't it? What do you say to someone who's just suffered something?


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[Assistant] Hey, this pep talk just made me think of, uh, Duralis and Associates. Remember when Leslie became the leader of the Weetal tribe? He had to give a big pep talk speech.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's back when I was learning to animate stuff. Oh yeah. I think I was doing it in Final Cut. Which yeah, I remember when I met you, you're like,


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[Assistant] One sideburn isn't there and one part of the goatee isn't there.


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[Assistant] I'm surprised Billie Eilish is sticking with the green roots. I thought, that'll be a thing for a week, you know. She'll change it up. Billie Eilish can do whatever the hell she wants, man. Of course she can. I'm just surprised that she went that long with it.


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[Assistant] The great thing about the monkey tail though, like you can wear it for a day and shave it.


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[Assistant] Breath edge? Breath edge? Breath edge, yea. Breath edge, yea. Were we still waiting for that to be completed or?


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[Assistant] I think that game did really well. Maybe you should check and see if Jill and Hall is on Cameo, Simon. Yeah. Sorry? Okay.


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[Assistant] Maybe you could trade with him. He'll knock off a little bit if you do him one.


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[Assistant] They should, they should make a- What? Is everyone this well-versed in board games? Yes. Yeah, I think so, yeah. No, not, no. I barely remember board, like, I don't think I liked board games as a kid either. We know you didn't.


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[Assistant] I know I played them, but I was like, hey, let's go climb a tree. I used to love climbing trees.


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[Assistant] I can see myself not entering the door. Like I look out the window and I see Simon out there with the payday under his arm. I'm like, everybody, be quiet. Shhh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we didn't play baseball yet. You ready now?


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[Assistant] Just to see what he comes up with next.


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[Assistant] I like it to see us play newlyweds too when we're not married. But I think we all know each other pretty well.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe. Like, I would say Drillis' favorite color might be yellow. It is. Bam.


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[Assistant] No, I don't have a favorite color.


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[Assistant] So when someone says what's your favorite color, they gotta talk about what the color of the thing is. Say what's your favorite color shirt is very different than what's your favorite color flower or sunset.


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[Assistant] So none of you grew up in neighborhoods with black people? No, no, not my area.


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[Assistant] Okay, well most of the kids that lived around me were, well about half. About half black, half white. Yeah. Remember I had, I told you the story about my neighbors, Pimp and Peaches, they were my age. Pimp and Peaches. Pimp and Peaches. Pimp and Peaches.


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[Assistant] I mean, I was probably, I don't know, five or six, and me and Pimp were in the same age or same class. I think Peaches was older. But we rode to school together a lot. This kid's name was Pimp. Yeah, and Peaches.


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[Assistant] My mom would take all three of us to school sometimes and sometimes their mom would take all three of us to school. Yeah, yeah. Pimping peaches. Man, I love it. So we were buddies for a long time.


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[Assistant] Of course, absolutely. Just assume someone's a good person until you find out otherwise. That's a good way to go about it. Individually.


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[Assistant] I wish we'd have stopped earlier.


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[Assistant] Guild Wars and World of Warcraft. Written by Michael Chatfield and narrated by Todd Meneses, The Two Week Curse is available through all audiobook distributors on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited.


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[Assistant] Book six is coming out soon, so check it out at michaelchatfield.com forward slash neibscast.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. I love audiobooks. And I know I'm not the only one here that likes them.


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[Assistant] The trains around here are crazy. Where I come from, the trains have people on them. And they flick you off. No, they don't flick you off. They just, they're going places. They pee on them. Yeah. Just not in the toilets. No, not in the toilets. No, I come from a civilized land called Long Island.


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[Assistant] Now, now what if the robot was replaced with a talking jerboa that was on your shoulder?


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[Assistant] Who's, uh, just listening to this. We, sorry, we're all kinda watching this right now and just, yeah, you didn't just tune in, but now I'm just saying we're all watching the screen cause I think this is fun.


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[Assistant] This is how we get them to double dip, okay?


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[Assistant] Well, that's, that's, that's the thing too. Like it's, it's about missions. Okay. And that is intriguing because it kind of makes me, even though you, oh, you won't ever do it, but even though I won't ever do it, it makes me think about doing it though. Like by myself. Yeah. Let me just show you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is the very beginning, like with flip your, what the, the flip house, like the very first thing was like, uh, whatever the hell. Flip house? What do you want about it? Yeah, the movie House Flipper. I called it a movie. Uh, the game that I played, like, you know, the first, I'm sure the game gets better, but yeah, the first few things have gotta be really easy, even though I couldn't get past the first thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean this is almost, uh, it's almost a different game.


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[Assistant] I mean it feels like it is. It does. Even though, you know, to control and what not, obviously it's very similar.


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[Assistant] No, I know, but I mean to play-wise, like, this, it just seems like it's so much better, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Can I say one thing? Yeah. I don't think there's anybody here who says we should not completely carry over with what we have right now. Yes or no? Yeah, we take our characters. Yeah, we take our characters. Does everyone agree? Of course. 100%.


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[Assistant] Yes, absolutely. Well, well, finish. And then take those over. Interesting. But we get to take it over. Okay.


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[Assistant] Why go through all that bullshit again? We need whatever we can get. So many comments I've seen about like, guys, what are you doing? Like when we did do it, it's like, why did we go back? We are moving forward. We should have kept on moving forward. And we should keep on moving forward.


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[Assistant] This is insane, you're in space right now. Yeah, there's like...


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[Assistant] Yes. And then say, will we try and then see if we'll come up for like a three minute interview cause we'll record the podcast then. We'll make it a thing in there.


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[Assistant] See, this is, this is the perfect kind of stupid scenario that you, that, that we film. So it's like, we, you know, we go to the place that has a lot of pretty decent amount of traffic and then we do the stunt. I'm just like, there's the dog coming down and be like, oh, excuse me, excuse me. You lower it down and we're like, they're assisting you vacuum up the shit.


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[Assistant] Sure it's fine. You know all the things that Duralias tells you that you should watch and he doesn't always say I told you.


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[Assistant] You like the show, you just are picking at that one character. And what about the son?


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[Assistant] I was curious about what happened to him, so I see what it was about, like whatever happened to him. Now we know.


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[Assistant] Can you, like, all I've ever seen of the character design is that one... Face thing. Face. Yeah, I didn't try that out. Okay, but do you know if you can, the face rig apparently is supposed to be fantastic, so I think we could do a video no matter what.


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[Assistant] Just just just around the face rig, especially if we can change the look of it.


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[Assistant] Voices in the room. And react to that maybe? I don't know. Well, we might have to do this in separate places, which, which I would be interested in trying.


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[Assistant] I think that this has such great potential, it would be a lot of work, but I think it would, it has such great potential to be something very different that's never been done before.


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[Assistant] Could you please inquire it and get me a code because I'll, I will then, I'm going to be getting a new computer and I'm going to make sure that whatever computer I get can play that game really like well. Uh huh. So I'm probably going to get a desktop too. I'm going to get a laptop.


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[Assistant] I might, I might, well I'll see, if I really want to do it.


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[Assistant] I really just wanna, uh, play in front of the face rig. I don't care if it's a diary of a guy that's lost in space and I'm the guy that's day one and then I go from day one to day 100 and it's a series and all it is is just that one person


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[Assistant] Sitting there, talking, to me it's worth it, because that face rig looks fucking great, and sooner or later when you will be able to customize it,


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[Assistant] Everyone can be whatever character they want and we can all just be talking to each other managing a bullshit trip, like ship in space that's like go delivering cargo and be this like, you know, I mean, it has a lot of possibilities.


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[Assistant] So this is a free to- so it's not a free to play game? No, it's not free to play.


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[Assistant] But, so how much is it, how much is the game?


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[Assistant] And this guy, if I remember correctly, this guy was little.


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[Assistant] And when they first, uh, were like going for training or something like that, I guess to get into the program, to be able to be on the team that went up and did something. Uh, there was a big guy.


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[Assistant] So the suit that he had to try out in only had two adjustable sizes and it was still too big for him. So he had to actually go and have a suit made for him.


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[Assistant] And he ended up finishing top of his class and beating that guy that was telling him he's, that was pretty much laughing at him saying, there's no way you're going to make it because you're too small.


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[Assistant] I'm killing. No, that uh, well that's the series.


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[Assistant] Spaceto? Yeah, that's the series. Spaceto. Yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you got, you got some guy on the radio. You got some guy on the radio and you got the two guys that are in the truck that are working. And then, you know, of course it switches on and off. I mean, this could be a thing.


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[Assistant] We should go out and rescue people. But we could be writing stories though based on


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[Assistant] No, no, what I'm saying is we could be writing stories about a game as long as we know enough about it, like if we learn enough about it, we could be writing stupid scenarios like Battlefield Friends about this world.


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[Assistant] A quarter pound is just fine. People want a third pound, a half pound. Easy. Easy.


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[Assistant] No, but, but you said, and I'm not sure if you're right, or if you know that you're right, when you, when you get this food, you're telling me that when you have a chicken dish, when you get this food and you put it in the oven, that that chicken is not precooked? You're telling me that that chicken is raw?


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[Assistant] And I'm like, well, I wasn't. Okay. Well, now we know. Alright, good. So that's the one that I wanted to try to do. So I'm actually very interested in what you think because I've been wanting to order that and I keep on not.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't know if that's, it's not like it's that. I think it's just they, they're all at least made with good ingredients that are supposed to be, you know, preservative free, non-GMO.


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[Assistant] Can we get, I want to get Thompson T's, Thompson T's to be a sponsor and I want to ask our agent to do them. T-shirts? T-shirts? Yeaah. Thompson T's, cause they have pads underneath the arms. Oh. And- What are you talking about, pads? What are you- Sweat, sweat sponge. Sweat pads. Oh, I thought you were like-


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[Assistant] No, no, they have sweat pads underneath them. I've, I've been using the product for two years. I really like them. And uh, and I'm like, I need to ask PETA.


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[Assistant] Talk to those Thompson people. Cause I love this product.


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[Assistant] Really, of so many games, VR, even if you're not into that, and if you can't, cause I could see, yea, even boxing, or I could even see, uh, uh, what the hell was the... Going outside, riding a bike.


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[Assistant] Well, that too, but I'm just talking about other VR games, like even, what was the game where it was like the, the, the red, the hot red, hot, super hot, super hot. Like even that, like when you're standing and you're kind of tensed and you're moving and you're doing a little, you know, like a duck and you're standing in place. I mean, that is a, that's definitely a workout. It's a, it's a very low.


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[Assistant] Impact, it's something. That's better than taking a walk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yep. Or you could hook it up to a console if you wanted to upgrade it and get better or whatever it was when it came down to at least processing speed. You could still hook it up to a PC, but you can play it completely on its own and you just download directly onto


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[Assistant] And he said, uh, and Anthony said the one to get, there's like one that's maybe one that's 60 gigs and one that's 120 or something. He said 60 is fine. Oh.


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[Assistant] That's plenty. I like, so there's one that's like 350 and one that's 499. Or at least that's what it was. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I had a, uh, bought one for $150 and I tried to hook it up once and it didn't work in my apartment and then I never tried to use it again. And it's just been sitting under my desk for like two years. The Vive? No, the cheap version. It was an HP version of, uh,


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[Assistant] Something that the HPV that Anthony got and said, Oh, this is really good. And it was cheap. It was 150. And I'm like, Oh, great.


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[Assistant] But then I just never, cause hooking it up to the PC and going through the steps, and it was hard for me to get set up, but then I just gave up.


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[Assistant] Alright, so then I'm gonna be selling the ones that I have for at least $255. That's a deal. That makes sense. That's a deal. I think that's a good deal. That's a good scalping price. So I got $85. Yeah, cause I bought them for $65.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, I get arrested all the time. As long as I get the money in my account, I don't mind going to jail.


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[Assistant] Yeah, have you tried peek-a-boo?


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[Assistant] You can't, you can't become a vet off of skill share, from what I understand. So if you're, if you want to be a vet, don't just muddle your way around until you've figured out how to- A vet? Yeah, a vet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I challenge any university to beat or match their price.


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[Assistant] Is it like the Nike Colin Kaepernick thing where they're generating a lot of negative press but additionally generating revenue? No.


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[Assistant] That's almost impossible to get. I never remember my password. Then two, uh, two factor authentication and it goes to the wrong email and then it's even wrong. And could you remind me what


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[Assistant] Oh man, I'll bet it was. And people were like, God, I wish that would quit playing. Like, you know what the, the one that gets me, the jingle that every time I hear it, I want to burn down their fucking building is, uh, O'Reilly's. Oh, oh, oh, oh.


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[Assistant] And even if they did, and I came home like it, midnight there, they'd just be like, hey, where you been? The neighbors. Okay.


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[Assistant] You didn't have to worry back then. Your parents up at midnight. When I walk in the house, yeaah. Woke em up.


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[Assistant] So, I, I, kind of an interesting story happened to me last weekend. Our office is a piece of shit. We come in here and we're like, ugh. But, uhm, speak for yourself.


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[Assistant] Recently I had to, uh, pick up my daughter and a couple of her friends from a football game that was going on in the evening time, but I had to stop here afterwards and get some files from Anthony. So stopped here. We, uh,


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[Assistant] My daughter's friend, uh, she's a girl, and, uh, another boy. And so, you know, like, whoa, is this like the Niebz Gaming lair?


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[Assistant] And I was like, yeah, do you want to see it? And they're like, oh my God, they freaked out when they got in here. They were like bouncing, bouncing off the walls. They meet Anthony. Like, who's this guy? Who's this guy? Is he your boss?


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[Assistant] And these are 14 year old kids by the way. So, so they're, uh, we give them like snacks, like stuff that people have sent us, like t-shirts that we didn't want.


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[Assistant] Flipping out, Anthony guy's so cool. So the boy who's kind of a straight laced kid, it was like after he left here, it was like we had just given him a bunch of like, like bang energy drink and cause he's just going on about.


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[Assistant] All this cool stuff and he wants to be like bros with me or something. And he's like, you know what? I, I got these awesome pickup lines.


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[Assistant] So his pick up line was, is that a shovel in your pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass. And we all laughed, but then it escalated.


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[Assistant] This kid, yeaah, he's like a brother to her. He's a funny kid, but like, but then it escalated to the point where this straight, straight laced kid started telling like these really, really bad pick up lines like,


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[Assistant] That was the one, uh, uh, do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw. And I'm like, woah!


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[Assistant] Smooth A's. Smooth A's, well that's a condiment. Uh, and uh, the Mexican Unicorn Dip.


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[Assistant] When does a dip, like what's that, uh, buffalo chicken dip?


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[Assistant] Bean dip. But honestly, if somebody said, hey, what are we having for dinner tonight? Oh, the buffalo chicken dip. Yes. Fine. Let's go.


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[Assistant] In a nutshell, no wait, real quick, I don't care about abstracts because there's been, I think, wasn't there one time where you left your daughter stranded, you forgot about her or something?


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[Assistant] Oh, the church is on fire. Timmy's in a well. Oh, I gotta go. Yeah, I gotta fix this. But I didn't, but I didn't have, you know, like a casino-esque type noise go off that interrupted recording. Everything does work well. It does.


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[Assistant] Bullshit. We're gonna, we're gonna be like Taco Bell, we're gonna have everything at the end. Like the burritos, you know how they- Yeah.


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[Assistant] Dancers wear those. You should go to a dance store. I am a dancer.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I have to pinch myself that we actually have our own promo codes with our names.


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[Assistant] I just wanna see if you'll stop. Simon, you mentioned like what sort of things are you looking forward to in the future? Is that what you asked? Yea. I think about this sometimes, but probably not in the way that a lot of people do like time travel. I don't wish that I could go back like years and change something.


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[Assistant] Like I'll leave my house and I'll be like right at the, uh, the entrance of my neighborhood, ready to turn on the road. And I'll be like, ah, I forgot my hoodie. Wish I had a time machine so I can go back and grab it.


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[Assistant] That's about how far back I want to go because I won't turn around. I'll just keep going without the jacket. Like, oh yeah, I've already, I'm already at the entrance of my neighborhood, but I wish I had that time machine right now because I would have grabbed that jacket.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just because I adopt a dog doesn't mean that it's not gonna play fetch anymore.


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[Assistant] Is Skillshare offended? Because they're our sponsor. And if you don't know, Skillshare is an online learning community that has thousands of classes covering dozens of creative and entrepreneurial skills. Are you an entrepreneur, Niebs?


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[Assistant] No. No? Okay. Well that's for those who are. For those who are, the point is Skillshare is where you go to keep learning. Because Skillshare plus learning equals good stuff. I made that up. Kinda lame. But wait, Simon. This service must cost the same if not more than the fees at the University of Oxford. What? That was my English accent.


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[Assistant] The point is, it's very affordable. It's like 10 bucks a month if you sign up annually. I don't know if we're roleplaying now. It's much cheaper than college.


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[Assistant] I have a pick of the week, Mimi Chow. And she teaches Intro to Digital Painting. Procreate to Photoshop a Beginner's Friendly Guide.


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[Assistant] And because Skillshare is sponsoring the show, you could sign up with the link in the description and you get a two month free trial. So bada bang.


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[Assistant] I was not offended. No. I think that it would have been nice for him to, uh, I don't know. Send us some money. Yeaah. No, I mean, his content. Or gold.


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[Assistant] What's wrong with us? So why don't, why don't we, or I'm just saying, I'm just throwing this out there. Let's make our content worse, I agree with you. Yeah, no, just have, uh, no, but I mean, if it's, if it's entertaining. What, just browsing Reddit? Browsing Reddit. I was joking, I would never do this. Too bad. Yeah. That's my new channel. He's a different kind of channel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, you find the good stuff and then you edit it like he does. Apparently it's working. He's not editing it though. Uh, it doesn't take, yeah, but you know what? It doesn't, it's obviously super simple to edit that. Hey, everything that doesn't suck, keep. And there's probably not that much stuff.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not, it's just, there's just, there's this, there's something in the air and it's not good. Guys, we're a gaming channel. Right. Look at all the games.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's the animal tent. That's the animal tent. They're really smelly. If it was outside, it'd be better. But no matter what, it smells like shit and piss. I'm, I'm okay with it. I'll walk through, but I don't like sit there and start reading stuff on oak tag. Look at all the animals.


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[Assistant] I mean, if you didn't, it, it, it's never as good, when you're getting like over, I, I hate getting charged, it's like what, like 20 bucks a person, something stupid, they charge you like stupid money to go in there.


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[Assistant] This should be an ongoing show and I still don't know why they'd make them fake when you pretty much don't have to. You don't. So, you know, and I've been saying that for years. Let's follow the Fine Brothers or whatever it was like, uh, the shitty zoos.


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[Assistant] You know, like the ones that you come here and you go, oh man, you felt bad for the Ringland Brothers animals. You really should feel bad for these animals.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so those things are going away, like we're gonna be able to, yeah, we're probably the last generation to be seeing a lot of those things, you know? Cirque du Soleil is awesome though. Cirque du Soleil is great. Yeah, I'm talking about the anime.


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[Assistant] Right, doesn't remember, but second time. That is the second time.


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[Assistant] How about we send him some mail, and it has like a powder in it.


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[Assistant] We could do a campaign like you want to see Simon punch him in the face and then see if he signs up for it and I'll just punch him. We're that world peace channel.


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[Assistant] God, that breakfast chicken egg and cheese bagel.


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[Assistant] Probably spend a lot of time actually pushing down when you're just sitting there on your, like, do you do a thing where you...


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[Assistant] They do it more so when they're barefoot too. The fact that we're wearing shoes.


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[Assistant] We didn't have landscaping to start now. What I'm saying is, right now, what I'm saying is, it's good, you have a backyard. And what a lot of us do, a lot of us don't live in a concrete jungle. A lot of us live where there is earth that we could put our bare feet to. I think we should do that every day. Those places is your backyard.


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[Assistant] That'd be nice. Probably about 3-4 days ago I did mine. See? And I was about 2 days ago, so maybe we're on the same cycle. I feel nice and fresh right now. Ah, yes, me too. And I used to use the, uh, have you had any of the crop mop? No. Crop mop wipes?


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[Assistant] You don't want them as an enemy. You don't. No. Cause I hear that they are really ruthless. They will cut you. There is no skin safeguard when they're angry. They have another line.


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[Assistant] Listen, I wouldn't be afraid, you give me, you give me three dollars and I'll use it on my face. Go get me an iced tea and I'll do it. I don't give a shit, but I just, I know, my point being is, I'm not icked out by it, but there's no reason for me to do it. But uhm, it doesn't gross me out.


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[Assistant] Hair than my pubes, and I don't want to be- You've got some coarse pubes down there. I do, they're very coarse.


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[Assistant] Have we never talked about this in this podcast? Pickleball? I used to play pickleball all the time when I was a kid. In, in gym, we had- It's the first I've ever heard of pickleball. Every year. So basically, it's like, it's like tennis and ping pong.


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[Assistant] It's like a combination of the two. So picture tennis, you've got to play, you know how to play tennis? Yes. The whole whatever, right? So I think it's even the same scoring system as tennis.


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[Assistant] You've got a wiffle ball, a hard wiffle ball. Your court is half the size of a tennis court because they've actually played in my neighborhood and they have two courts on one tennis court outside.


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[Assistant] And you gotta get in the opposite box and you play. And that's, I love that game. Is it indoors or outdoors? Well we played indoors, but you can play indoors and outdoors.


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[Assistant] But for some reason, my gym teachers or in my high school, they loved it every single year. It was a, like a, um, an entire


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[Assistant] A quarter, I think, or a half of a quarter, a very large section was spent on everyone played pickleball for gym or you were outside shooting hoops, but everyone did that and we had leagues and we had tournaments.


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[Assistant] They love ping pong, it makes sense. It does make sense. It's basically, it's basically like big boy freaking, uh, ping pong. But you can stand on the court and you have a paddle like that. And it doesn't take up as much space as tennis.


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[Assistant] Pickleball. It's just a different version of tennis. Compact tennis. Yeaah. I like it. It's cool as hell. See why everybody hates tetherball so much. Well, cause it's a dumb game with a pole. Yeaah, like the slow kids like tetherball.


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[Assistant] Well, I still think I can touch the rim. That would impress me because I can get about a foot shy because I can jump like the whitest guy ever. I've got zero jumping skills and I've got about a couple inches on you.


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[Assistant] Me and you, in the same jumping, I think, probably, uh, qualities. Shit jumping.


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[Assistant] Every day. You see his flip flops? He's walking all over the place. That's true. I feel like there's a, there is this like, look on or look down upon the people who don't exercise every day and are slowly killing themselves more than others.


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[Assistant] Take care of that. But the attitude around it can come off as so fucking dickish. Where you just go like, and I know you're fucking around. But, ehh. I work out for three reasons.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, it's, it's, Hershey's is one of the biggest drug cartels.


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[Assistant] We know somebody who's related to the- Yes, we do. A Hatfield, actually. A Hatfield, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, it would be interesting, it would be really, well that's a thing. So you're talking about when we're doing it with Editor and not when we're just messing around? No, well, we don't know if Editor's gonna be...


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[Assistant] No guarantee. No guarantee. But still, that's exciting. I would want to do with the cinematic stuff, I would, I would like to try, we should try just to full on, everyone does, everyone does a voice. If that's how 5 launched, I'm


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[Assistant] So, if I'm remembering correctly. And there's a very good chance that, I mean, there isn't a good, I don't know, who knows. Yeah, there's speculation here. Yeah, but the same exact editor that they have in one game could potentially be put into this game.


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[Assistant] Right. So, you know, there's a good chance, like I agree with you saying, we don't know, we're not gonna know for sure, but uhm, I'm very optimistic. Me too. That it's gonna happen right away, and if so...


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[Assistant] It'd be nice if we could do both, uh, meaning do a series as characters and just kind of be silly and fun. Maybe a short series or something like that and then just do the goof around stuff just as us or the character or whatever. Cause it'd be fun to do both. But anyway, we'll see. Yeah, we'll play.


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[Assistant] Mmm, so? Is that the icing on the cake? That is. I think so.


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[Assistant] You guys, you guys need to do just your own thing. You guys can do that yourselves before next week, so you're responsible.


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[Assistant] Alright, thanks for coming. Thanks for listening. You're awesome. Bye bye.


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[Assistant] Oh, the hair, it's, it's been there. Oh, right here! Look at this!


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was just all based on the first name, wasn't it? No, last name. Oh, really? Last name?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you type shift two, the first three or four letters of their name, it fills it in, you hit tab, I think, and it just boom, it's there.


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[Assistant] I am glad they got rid of the zombie pizza or whatever those little things were. They remember they'd die and then there were like a little splash. I thought those looked kind of dumb, but the body lay in there and then the body having an inventory instead of a bag. I think that would be my gut feeling.


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[Assistant] What does what? I forgot a lot. I remember it being pretty complicated before too. I don't even know what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] I like that. That makes him spookier cause I had one I thought I was safe he jumped up and got me.


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[Assistant] For Simon especially cause he's got that, you know, gambling problem. Like when it comes to, uh, what are the drops in, uh, Ark? You love a drop.


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[Assistant] I'm really enjoying seeing the progress of your bass though. It's a little box and then a fan. I wanna, I wanna do some work.


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[Assistant] No, but I like, I kinda like that we have two, like, bases right now, like Thicke's got that castle thing, but we've got two bases that we're building.


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[Assistant] That would be such a war. Old age. That would, that would be like Troy. Like that, kind of the Helen of Troy thing. Like this would all be over mule.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you kept him in like a frozen chain.


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[Assistant] The lighthouse was fun. I'm not building a moat anymore. No, that moat took forever. Fuck that. You did it though. Yeah. Yeah. And it was funny cause I fell and died in it a lot.


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[Assistant] We're good, it'll happen. Guaranteed. On a stream the other day, we had someone say, hey, I'm an inventor. You want me to invent anything? And I'm like, actually I do. And I wanted to invent this collar for my dog. And then Simon's like, zoop.


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[Assistant] I think he's trying to shut me up. I'm like, no, I want to talk about my idea, cause he knew we had the same idea.


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[Assistant] Which was, he's mad that I'm going to say it again because he wants to take this idea.


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[Assistant] Of course it is. It takes a lot of explanation. Here's with my dog. I like to not have a leash because he stays by my side when I walk around. But you have to have a leash because it's the law.


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[Assistant] So I was like, you know what, when there's no one around, there's a bush, he can just, that way I'm not having to hold onto him constantly, he can smell things, whatever. But then, if people come around, I put a leash on him, I said, I want a collar where the leash is built into it, so it just retracts. The handle of the leash, yea. It retracts into the collar.


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[Assistant] Mine has a little handle, it goes like, it comes out the side, zips back in, you pull it out, it's about four or five feet long, and then you let go and zoop, right back inside.


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[Assistant] No, let's not get into insulin and stuff. Can I say one thing though? What? Sure, you're gonna. Uh, apparently with drugs, maybe I'm just an idiot, but they're like, the problem is a new insulin comes out or whatever, and that's got a patent on it. And then that's why it costs so much.


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[Assistant] I would, if I had diabetes, I would say, well, give me the, the insulin from five years ago. That was obviously working for people, right? Like, can you not just make the old insulin? I don't know. I wish I knew. Is there a shelf life on it? I mean, we've been making insulin for decades.


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[Assistant] It's funny though, I saw a company that was trying to do that. Like you make your own insulin.


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[Assistant] Yep, record's a mark. We're gonna stream tonight, cause it's today's Thursday. Today is Thursday. In our world.


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[Assistant] No, Simon, okay. He pissed me off. He pisses me off. On the latest, on the latest Rogan podcast? Well, you know what? He, it's not, he doesn't piss me off. He annoys me. He was confrontational on this last podcast and I don't know why.


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[Assistant] My Joe Rogan kiss ass moment is, uhm, I feel he is so extremely important in today's climate


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[Assistant] I just watched his latest Bill Burr one, and you know, Bill Burr, I respect the hell out of him, and that was like a day or two ago, and uhm, yeaah. Obviously a lot of that conversation, well it went into animals a lot, talking about Komodo dragons and shit.


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[Assistant] Isn't it weird how much you get into your own brain to deny yourself of doing things like, like a perfect example more common is karaoke.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, you don't want to pick that. Sorry. You know, some people are like, hell yeah, I'm going to spend the whole time looking.


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[Assistant] The audience doesn't really care, either. Karaoke-wise, it's like, but in your mind, you're thinking... If they do care, you're at the wrong bar. Exactly. Yep.


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[Assistant] That's an observation of something that's weird to you. That's like how a lot of stand-ups, when they start talking about their personal life and stuff, apparently that's like...


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[Assistant] The ground for, uh, potential sitcoms or at least that was the, how they used to happen.


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[Assistant] I feel like if they don't laugh, you should walk upstage, and that's your shtick. Oh. You just, you're done.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're good at yelling. Yeah. That was a good opening talk, wasn't it? Yeah. Do you guys believe in karma?


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[Assistant] What were you doing the whole time? Like what were you working on? Just wrangling or? Uh, I was working on getting like materials like coal, iron. Second question? Are you going to play it with him again? No.


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[Assistant] This last episode, what happened with us, Simon? Yeah, is that something that they're gonna see by... I don't know, but let's just say, uhm... It was your... No, no. I blame Anthony for that. I didn't wanna do it. You know what though? He put pressure on me for entertainment, so...


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[Assistant] You probably shouldn't talk about either one anymore, right? No, there's no need. But it's like the mechanics didn't work. It was broken. It wouldn't do it how I wanted to do it.


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[Assistant] I watched a video that showed someone like just habit attack something, and then you could see it do what it does. I don't even know why I'm talking in case someone hasn't seen it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll get, uh, Sal, some mate, and, uh, get a little army of those little fucks. Perfect. Something like that, yeah. And I hope, in this whole run on Valguero, we never come across you guys. Wouldn't that be something? We never see you once.


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[Assistant] I'm very patient, I really appreciate you. I've come a long way. Geralius, I love ya. Cause I had to learn with you, so, what I love about Valguero is, uhm, like the last two maps, Aberration, like, I feel like was better than, what was? Extinction? Extinction? Yeah. But uhm, and that was a surprise to me.


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[Assistant] But, I dreaded jumping in. Valguero, I can't wait to. And I love that man. That's such a good feeling when you look forward to jumping in a game.


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[Assistant] It'll be like our, it's just our AC unit, essentially. It's our fan.


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[Assistant] You know, I think what else would work, would work well, like, fashion wise, uhm, what can you compare it to? Like, uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, you got like a charm bracelet with all these frickin' just random whatevers that, you know. But the equivalent of that on clothing could be a pocket.


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[Assistant] So you've got this brand called Pockets and there are all these different wacky like designs and stuff, but the trick is how do you get a pocket on real easy that stays on your clothes? Like it could not. Oh yea. It could be a pocket that doesn't match anything. You put it anywhere on your clothes. I think. And it just looks like a pocket? It's a pocket. It's a genuine pocket. It's an actual pocket.


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[Assistant] Now the lighter the gene, you might get a smooch. You know, you never know. It's case by case.


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[Assistant] I watch it cause I wanna watch it. That's the scary part. So I, speaking of scary, I was the only one that, that will probably see IT Chapter 2, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Absur, you watched the first IT, like the first half hour, and you were like out? Yeah, just didn't, didn't connect with me. Okay. Have you seen Dora? No. That'll connect with you. It's really good.


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[Assistant] Well, the second one I feel like was a, they got that like Marvel touch, like there was a lot of uh, horror of course, and they balanced it with funny. Throughout, Bill Hader and all that shit, like really good laughs, and there's times where you're like, it's absolutely terrifying, you're like, why am I laughing right now, it's perfect.


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[Assistant] Also Simon and I have been getting our Righteous Gemstones on. Did you see the third episode or fourth episode? Just did last night. Yeah, how'd you think? How about that beginning?


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[Assistant] Me too. I'm looking forward to seeing it. I didn't expect it to go where it went, where it went. Like shit, they went dark.


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[Assistant] Uh, we're about to solve this for everyone out there that was waiting.


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[Assistant] Thick, just uhm, a suggestion, if this all tanks here, maybe Thick News. It's already out there. It's called CNN, Fox News, MSNBC.


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[Assistant] But this makes me think of, cause you know, a few episodes back said then it would be fun to watch something. I said watch something with you, but it could be with everybody.


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[Assistant] When I was talking about it then, I was talking about doing a show just on that. Or we incorporate it into every, cause that's what I was saying last time. I mean, people have shows about that.


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[Assistant] So I need to catch up. Or you work it into the podcast every other week.


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[Assistant] I think we can just talk about it in the podcast, personally. If we want to.


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[Assistant] I kinda think it'd be fun like a book club, but better. I'd like to...


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[Assistant] I feel like, yes, here's what I like about the Mandalorian so far is you don't really have to have much knowledge of the Star Wars universe going into it. If you do, it's just a bonus, you know, you'll see things you recognize like, oh, that's one of those little creatures from this or, okay, I recognize that from the movie, but the story


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[Assistant] Story is it's own thing. New planets? No. Planets you're familiar with. Creatures you're familiar with.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think this, yeah, first and second episode, I felt like it's like 85% just visual storytelling.


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[Assistant] It is. Like in the second episode, nobody hardly ever spoke.


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[Assistant] That's what I thought too. Uhm, Netflix has trained me to binge from one episode to another for like a whole season.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but yeah, play's great. Good, I'm intrigued by the story. I mean, I'm not far into it, I don't feel like. See, and it's too bad that, like, I wish we could swap out and, like, Spider-Man, okay, that was fine, but I really wish I could watch this play. You'd get bored with it.


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[Assistant] That means, uh, yeaah, I think it means continue, right? I believe so. Objection is bad! Oh yea, objection.


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[Assistant] Because yea, the gameplay is like, oh, I'm trapped in a swamp, I gotta figure out how to climb out of here.


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[Assistant] So, Star Wars is a great game. That game, apparently, what, like the best of all the Star Wars games? It's good. No, I mean, I'm not, I'm not done with it. I don't know. Yeah, me neither. I know that I like it, like, kind of, like immediately. Immediately.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, I've been summoned twice in both times, that's what it's happening. And I'm hoping it happens the third. Call the night before, be like, ah, you're not needed. Perfect.


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[Assistant] You're probably right, and I think, well, that's a big reason why they haven't made a third one. So uhm, but it's, I think Half-Life has this stigma because one came out and then episode two came out and then it had like a couple other little sequels that were like DLC with it.


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[Assistant] But they set up all this story and they've never paid it off.


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[Assistant] Well, the big difference is just the cost of entry, because it's much higher for, I mean, to run VR, at least like, you know, top of the line. I mean, you're talking about a very expensive computer system plus the VR system as well. But you just play it on something like the Oculus Quest.


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[Assistant] Well, you never know. It might eventually trickle down to other platforms. Probably. But I would imagine at first it's gonna be exclusive to Vive's platform.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you might do better with this one, I think, uh, because the hurts rate in both the eyes are 144. Okay. So, there shouldn't be as much jitteryness. Gotcha. So, I mean, Anthony has it in his office as well. You can just fire it up and try it. Try it out.


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[Assistant] Love me some drunken bar fight. Oh yeaah. So. That other one we played, that video should be out. He'll spit! Yeaah. That should be out by the time this podcast is out. I love that game.


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[Assistant] That game was a lot of fun. That was, that was fun, but I tell ya, I liked, I liked Blade and Sorcery more. Really?


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[Assistant] I felt like you could do, because you had those weapons like the mods, Blade and Sorcery with the mods. Blade and Sorcery with the mods is, uh, yea, that's a lot of fun. That to me, was the last thing that we did, so to me, that's- I like the physics of Hellspit a little bit more.


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[Assistant] So you can like use the force, reach out, grab things, throw it. Okay.


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[Assistant] All the way through. I wanna do a playthrough of that. Let's do it!


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[Assistant] One of those things where it, you know that it's gonna be something that it could be a series. Yeah, maybe.


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[Assistant] And even if we only get 8,000 views per video, we do it anyway.


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[Assistant] Now I'm comfortable. Now we're chill, now we're just getting into the vibe.


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[Assistant] Well, she makes- At the liquor store again.


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[Assistant] A lot of money. I mean, it just looks like, uh, like milk or cream, uh, sugar, egg whites, and then- Nutmeg. Booze. Gotta be nutmeg in there.


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[Assistant] The Jawas are kind of fun. Especially yea, again, the Mandalorian, there's a scene with the Jawas in their big tank. Dude, and that thing. Wonderful.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and this actually kind of expands, I guess, how that tank operates. Really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it does have some CG in there, but yeah, a lot of, a lot of practical effects. I think Nick Nolte plays a character who's just like, it's your traditionally, like, there's a guy in a costume and his mouth kinda moves animatronically.


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[Assistant] The lip-sync doesn't match. No, it doesn't. Completely. But I'm fine with that. But you don't care. It feels like Star Wars. I'm like, yeah, I'm perfectly happy with the mouth. Not completely matching.


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[Assistant] You go back and you watch Empire Strikes Back. Yoda's mouth doesn't match. No. Half hour?


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[Assistant] I feel like the first one was longer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I get, and that's great. It's a compliment. It's not a fucking joke. But still, like the Hellspit, the Hellspit, I had a 25 minute version, then like an 18 minute version, then a 13 minute version, and I was like, yea, you find what you think is, like yea, you know what, this is the best one to play out.


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[Assistant] I did poorly, like the whole time I was sucking, and in the beginning, the first time we played, we were all like always kinda close.


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[Assistant] I'll play that. You were shitting on it before we even started. No. Here we go. It's a game that I'll play right now. Fuck it. Let's do it right now. Calm down. Let's stop record this and let's play. I'm down for that. I would do it. I would do it too. Right now.


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[Assistant] So maybe we should do one right now. One, do like one a year. We were too good at Scribble.


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[Assistant] On the old Twitch. Everybody's abandoning Twitch, they're going to Mixer. Twitch is a sinking ship, man.


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[Assistant] Oh man, when I was growing up, my neighbor, he had a go-kart with a roll cage on it. We would go out of our way to try to flip that fucker. Yeaah. We did it, we would roll it up some bits several times.


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[Assistant] Okay. We're jumping off shit. That's fun. Trying to roll it. Yeah, it was super fun. Yeah, I never got to do any of that shit. Yeah, we broke it pretty quick.


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[Assistant] No, let's start streaming on MySpace. Deal. Go where the kids are. Yea. We should be working a deal though, if there's anything that we can get, even if we can only get like donuts, free donuts. We don't stream enough to get a fucking deal. Donuts! You're not getting donuts out of this?


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[Assistant] We're not gonna get donuts. A week? No! Don't sell us out, Simon.


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[Assistant] I would for donuts. He's saying we're not even good enough for donuts. Bullshit. They're looking for people to stream 8 hours a day, 7 days a week. They'd be lucky to have us.


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[Assistant] Come on, Elon. Bring a flamethrower. I know his cousin. For real.


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[Assistant] Speed upgrades? Yeah. Like downloaded into your car? Yep. What the hell, your car is like a video game character. And it nuts, it's a phone. It is.


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[Assistant] I kinda miss, like, the, like, I'm with Nieves, like, the best thing about Nieves' truck is, like, there's no, there's no computer parts in that at all, is there?


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[Assistant] I saw somebody, like, I saw a couple of pictures recently on like social media, something like that, people like, uh, you know, be careful, make sure you smack the, the, the car, smack the car hood before you get to the cats, to the cats that's, I guess, stay in there. I never knew that before, like, cats will fucking...


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[Assistant] Cat's not sleeping through me getting in there. Solid door. I got a messed up visual in my head because so many cars now have that, you know, just automatic turn on from inside your house and wake up one morning and you automatically turn on your car and you just see a bunch of hair fly out the back.


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[Assistant] He's an old codger. I don't know, like three years ago.


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[Assistant] I hate it. Hate it. Love it. You gotta go, you gotta talk to the asshole.


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[Assistant] Got flooded during the hurricane. So yeaah, I went. And it was, uh, I know a guy that works at the Honda dealership.


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[Assistant] Here in town. So I just called him up. Hey man, I need a car. I was like alright, come up here.


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[Assistant] Went there, looked at the lot, and said, ehm, ehm, ehm, Ford Focus looks alright. How much? I'll take it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. Cause I don't drive that much. I go from the house to the office and that's not far.


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[Assistant] So what are we gonna wrap it up with? Something sexy? Star Wars! Naked Star Wars. Naked Star Wars? Naked Jabba the Hutt. Who I think is already naked.


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[Assistant] I think he is too, there's no clothes on that thing. Yeaah. I wonder if that's an issue. That'd be good. That's what he needs. Yeaah. Jabba jeans? Yeaah. A bit like a big denim worm sleeve. Yeaah. Like a big denim sock for his tail.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He's actually, yeah, moving. The first version of that looks terrible.


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[Assistant] No, not at all. That butt giant worm. Which at the time, I mean, that original actor was just like a fat guy in like a big furry suit.


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[Assistant] And it was just a human. That was Jabba the Hutt. He wasn't, he wasn't a big slug.


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[Assistant] Really? Yea, when they, cause they filmed that scene. And it's an actual dude there talking to Harrison Ford.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're a giant slug now. I mean, I don't know, yeah, that just sucks for that actor, because A New Hope became like the biggest film ever.


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[Assistant] And to be the guy who sings on the cutting room floor. Did they even use his voice or no? No.


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[Assistant] Jabba the Hutt was in the original first- Yeah, they sh- they shot a scene with like, uh, Harrison Ford's, you know, Han Solo and Jabba the Hutt in like the hangar or something. Right. And it's just kind of a big guy in a big furry vest, and he's like, come out here, Solo! And then comes up on him, he's like, eh, you're my favorite guy, blah blah blah, just says a couple lines, and that's it.


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[Assistant] But you know, in the final cut of the movie, they're like, eh, we really don't need this scene. So they got rid of it.


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[Assistant] And then eventually they put it back in for some reason.


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[Assistant] And then they replaced that guy with a big fat CG Jabba the Hutt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, thanks for being here. Thanks for listening to us. You made it all the way to the end. You get something special. You win.


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[Assistant] This is the sound of me, slurping on my last bit of rolling rock.


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[Assistant] You know what? I was looking at the can and I thought this was going to be like dark. I'm going to have to chew this up. It's a dark can. No, it's a, it's not as thick and bitter as I thought, but I like it. I don't like a real bitter taste. Yeah, hoppy and all that. Who knows? Your taste buds are always changing, aren't they? They are. Yeah, but I'm with you. I don't like hoppy beers.


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[Assistant] I hope they still have the building, but I hope you can build more modern things. Maybe so. More modern traps, better guns. Cyber truck? Yea. Cyber trap. Cyber truck.


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[Assistant] But still, I think it'd be fun if just you had some really, uh, large, like, you know, an arc, going up against a Giga, you gotta get a lot of ammo together. So it might be fun to have a lot of ammo sometimes. Just whatever you're fighting.


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[Assistant] Did you watch Black Sails? Yeah, I actually started watching Black Sails.


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[Assistant] So would you say... I'm kidding! Would you say, look, you're not a good dancer, don't dance? Or would you say, look...


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[Assistant] I think you could if you practiced. Dancing is a dead end road. But you're not there yet. What? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] You need to learn how to weld if you want to be a dancer. If you want to do anything, like even the career we chose, trying to make videos.


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[Assistant] You should have that dual road, uhm, because even if one takes off and now you're a welder, doesn't mean you can't pursue the other. That way you're making good money while you're pursuing it.


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[Assistant] Just, just write the name down, James Veach. I don't know if you guys have seen this guy, but he's really funny. James Veach. Yea, and he does, he always has like a monitor. And like a presentation, like a powerpoint presentation. I tell you, I've thought about doing that before for years.


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[Assistant] I got a wrong text the other day. And then like he'll respond to it and he shows all the back and forth. Right. And he does, every bit he does is kind of like a, you know, like a PowerPoint thing. And it's great. Yeaah. James Veach. That's a fun way to do it.


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[Assistant] Obviously a hoax. What if you could mix that with comedy though?


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[Assistant] Yeah, your mom's a bitch. But that's a skill you learn, right? Like you learn to dig for things and kind of go, oh wait, yeah, you kind of associate, but mix that with comedy. Oh yeah. That could be a great show. Of course. That's yours, Simon. You're welcome.


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[Assistant] Actually, my woman just baked cookies for all the dogs that need gaming.


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[Assistant] You have two, you have one, you have one, I have one. That's five.


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[Assistant] These cookies are made with like, apple sauce, peanut butter, beef broth. These are for dogs. That's what threw me off. I don't need that beef broth. Simon's gonna eat one. That was a big piece. It was. You gotta taste it. What do you think?


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[Assistant] Education side of it? Yea. And just that alone, I mean, I wanna do this. Uh, to get started, take advantage of 20% off your next Knowles expedition, go to Knowles.edu slash Neebs. That's N-O-L-S dot E-D-U slash Neebs. Offer expires December 31st, 2019. Terms and conditions apply. Find your course today.


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[Assistant] This one is called a Rausch beer, and it almost has a, what would you call that, like a coffee? Nothing hoppy looking. It's almost like a, between coffee and meat. It's coffee meat beer. I have kerf, kerf.


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[Assistant] I do like that candle, it's my favorite candle.


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[Assistant] Hey, uh, are you guys jealous? About what? Epsro and I are watching a series together.


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[Assistant] Isn't that the difference between going straight and turning? Stupid.


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[Assistant] Yep. So I might go back, I might go back and watch, uh, cause Abstra and I are watching Turn. There's only four or five seasons of that. Yep. And then I plan to, when I'm done with Turn, to go watch Breaking Bad, which I've never seen. I've never seen it either.