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[Assistant] Because a lot of those stoplights, you know, have the cameras and such. If you did get a ticket, and you could, it'd be cool if you could look at it and be like, see, there was nobody.


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[Assistant] Anywhere. Right. Now it became like a four-way stop sign or something.


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[Assistant] Tilt 5. It's an augmented reality headset. I watched a video about Tilt 5 last time. Tilt 5? Never heard of it. Uh, it's one of the ladies, um, she's from Valve. She broke off and did this.


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[Assistant] It's kind of neat. You got like this, uh, your table has like these circles around the whatever you put on the table so it's like


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[Assistant] Reading that as like your game board, I guess you could say. Okay. Yeah, it's just, you know, cool stuff like this whole.


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[Assistant] They were showing like this, uh, like kind of a Dungeons and Dragons-y game. You know, you've got your characters all right there on the table in front of you. Just, I mean, that should be fun stuff. Board games will be completely different. Like a game of Monopoly in augmented.


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[Assistant] Yeah, these they, uh, the control that it was like this one remote one of your hands had and it almost looked like those longer, uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah. It doesn't look like there was like, the glasses they were put on. They're, they look kind of like just a slightly bigger


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[Assistant] Normal set of sunglasses. Okay, so like that like the cataract glasses for old people kind of like that Yeah, and then it was just it didn't seem like it was a bunch of stuff within the top You know of it. So you'd think price-wise. I don't know what they're gonna be I don't know what the most expensive piece would be you'd imagine that but so you'd be


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[Assistant] I don't know, I don't remember. It was a half hour long, so I took a few things. Well, it seems like it'd be fun.


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[Assistant] Seven days, Andrew Llewellyn says, Simon, I wish I had a torch. Walks past five torches immediately after.


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[Assistant] I wish they had skillshare for high school when I was in high school.


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[Assistant] Photoshop is one of the best tools to learn how to use. I think it's amazing and we use it all the time.


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[Assistant] Old guys. It was the Reddit title. Oh. But he was kind of the same title though.


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[Assistant] But the title's not important. What it was, it was like someone who's like too old to understand this game and then he showed the clip of, uh, thick blowing up all these pillagers in slow motion and there's like a bullet cam going around it. And then, so, I'm sure the reason he thought


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[Assistant] Yeah, these people don't know what they're doing. It was because they thought the people playing also did all those effects.


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[Assistant] Right. Very sumptuous. When you spend five seconds looking at a clip and you make your assumption.


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[Assistant] Right. He just didn't realize we were a mega channel with our own professional editors. He's scared is what he is.


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[Assistant] Names what's up with you? I can't believe newspapers are still around, man. I know. It doesn't make much sense, does it?


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[Assistant] I feel like local newspapers and local news stations should just all combine together into one thing, cut down their overhead, be in one building, have an online thing. It's just, there's too much overhead.


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[Assistant] Maybe. It's not our problem at this point.


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[Assistant] If you're downtown, like we had some friends from England come over and she loves the fact that you'll see our mayor walking down the street with a cigar, had a few drinks, just enjoying the city.


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[Assistant] I hear state fair attendance is down. No shit. Oh god. Save it to the end.


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[Assistant] Maybe I was given a push. Maybe I want people to get out to the state fair. I don't. Vote on your favorite chicken. You sound like someone who would push that.


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[Assistant] She wouldn't even try. She just planted a pumpkin and it ended up being a gigantic monster pumpkin. What did it win? Like a ribbon or something.


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[Assistant] You gotta get that on the truck and get that to the fair. They might put you in the newspaper no one reads.


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[Assistant] Beignets they make across the street from my apartment. Wait, I've heard, what is a beignet? It's basically a small funnel cake. Born in New Orleans, I think. And I don't like beignets, and someone told me, cause you haven't had a good one, and I said the only place I've had them is Cafe Du Monde.


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[Assistant] Okay. How great would the county and state fair have been 50 or 100 years ago? Oh, wonderful.


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[Assistant] You got this thing where you come together and you don't have the access to traveling like we do today or the internet or whatever. You get to come together and see all these new ideas and farming and technology.


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[Assistant] Yeah, something to do, something to see, sure. Today. I hate to see something like that go away though.


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[Assistant] You've been to the ones around here, right? And those are changing too. Last time I went to a circus, who knows, 15 years ago maybe, and it was not under a tent, it was in a convention center or like a conference room.


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[Assistant] Yeah, years ago, he was going around, I think he was in England. London. London, yeah. And he's asking people what your favorite channel is, and the guy said Neves Gaming. PewDiePie gave him a look, like, would you mind changing it?


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[Assistant] Everybody seemed nice. Yeah, he was using the same shirt company we were at the time. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, she didn't, but, uhm, I was on the way, I was like, is there anything else you need before I come out there that I can bring? And she's like, can you bring some lemonade from Chick-fil-A?


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[Assistant] And I thought, man, it's her birthday, I'm gonna get her two gallons of this, not birthday, wedding. It's her wedding, I'm gonna get her two gallons of, of, of lemonade.


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[Assistant] Have y'all noticed, this is a big thing. I would say one in ten children walks on their tiptoes. It is a big thing. Yeah. Maybe twenty. Yep. My oldest used to do that.


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[Assistant] If you haven't noticed it, just start watching kids walk. There'll be a ton of kids just walking their tiptoes. Well don't watch too long because then-


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[Assistant] Do you ever use yours on your beard? No. Do you just go from crotch to face? No. Like back to back? Who would do that? Never done that, no. Would it work on your beard? It would work great. I would think. It's hair. Would you not do it though? Like, you're like, ehhh.


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[Assistant] But is it just because it's marketed as a groin trimmer? I mean, would you be afraid to use it in a pinch? Would you use it on your face?


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[Assistant] We should get a good, we should get a tetherball league together.


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[Assistant] Let's do this. This should be the next podcast. Let's take Thicke out to the park. Let's take you out to the park. I don't think I can dunk a basketball. Why not?


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[Assistant] No, I've got a lot of friends who like the claw. I've not tried that yet. They're your boyfriends. It's healthier, right?


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[Assistant] What a mess, huh? He's just a hot mess, yeaah. Just two families, just can't let it go?


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[Assistant] And if they don't, we campaign for it. We start a petition.


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[Assistant] I think so, we just need to schedule a time to go out to the track into the basketball court.


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[Assistant] Just be there, just hold the camera or something.


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[Assistant] So one episode leads into another. So listen, if you've not watched the Mandalorian and you don't want the Mandalorian spoiled for you, now's the time to tune out.


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[Assistant] I don't know who it was. I do know it was the first episode that Faveral didn't, uh, basically wasn't in charge of. And you could tell.


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[Assistant] That's my fear with where this series is going because now it kinda seems like he's in a different place every episode. You don't really have time to get to know anybody.


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[Assistant] And Mandalorian kinda does need that. Well, it might not need it, but the route they're going now, I guess the Empire is the villain?


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[Assistant] We've been talking a lot of shit about the show. I wanna go positive. Some of what I've really enjoyed about the show is kind of the expansion.


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[Assistant] You get to see a little bit more into the jawa universe.


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[Assistant] No, I actually, that was an MPR interview I was listening to. John Favreau actually pushed, he was like, uhm, he was adamant about, uh, a lot of the merchandise spoils things for people. He's like, I don't want to spoil Baby Yoda. Like when you watch that for


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[Assistant] You can't predict that, but if you're the type of person, as I said.


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[Assistant] The Empire like, stole all their like, metal. And this metal's like, really worth a lot to them. So they're all, they're trying to get the metal back so they can make armor.


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[Assistant] It's part of their religion or something. I kind of like that. Me personally, I kind of like that part. You kind of get to see a little bit like what this...


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[Assistant] I know, I know, but still, it's like, it's, it's something that I could see not, a kid not, like, growing up without it. So it's like, really? That happened?


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[Assistant] The CG, like, okay, they're the size of cats and they're running around the real world. That's where, like, my, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I have a hard time looking at that and going, yeah, but if I see an actor just dressed up like a cat, fine with this. I have a hard enough time.


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[Assistant] And like the 2016 one, they were all just like


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[Assistant] It's been done. Red Letter Media, they have a great Ghostbusters 2016 review. So, if you're looking for a review on that, it's been done.


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[Assistant] Free guy. Free guy. I saw that and I was like, I'm either gonna, if the reviews are glowing, I might go see it in the theater. But otherwise I'm like, I could rent that. And that would be the theater.


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[Assistant] You want a 3D movie? Uh, I mean, this year's all about Star Wars this Christmas. Next year, Avatar 2. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Did they need new technology? If they were actually underwater.


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[Assistant] How do you win the Jesus game? I guess you just heal- well. Come back. I guess yeaah, you die and you come back. Yeaah, I know how it ends. Yeaah. But- It's not a three day respawn, is it?


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[Assistant] I'll tell you, uh, something I haven't done in a long time, which was kind of fun to do. What's that? And wrap my brain around again, was giving a Simon score. Oh, you had to give one? I mean, yeah. Were you the first? Yes. He was.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, there you go, I, I, just until just now. It's been a long time, so, uh, you know, factoring in the performance in the particular episode is, um, you know, there's a lot of factors. Simon might start bribing you now.


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[Assistant] And the other thing that bothers me, uh, just to get these out of the way is the, um, well, we haven't gone far into it yet because we did just start back up, but is the perk system, it's like, what's going on down there? It's different.


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[Assistant] No, some things were, but this just doesn't seem as defined, like you don't know what- What does what, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'll bet, that's what I'm starting to think too. That would be nice. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any sense. It's like if I kill memes right now.


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[Assistant] It never made sense in the, if you look at it that way, like, you could level up that perk of getting, being the scavenger one, getting better loot, which doesn't make sense, cause if that loot's waiting in a box, it was that loot waiting in a box, but if you perk up, it's just better all the, yeaah, none of it makes sense. Yeaah, it's gamified.


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[Assistant] What's funny now is Simon is they have so much and we still have kind of nothing. Right. But it's okay.


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[Assistant] Oh god, you gotta make that now. I did put some side, I don't remember what it says though. I hope y'all- I think it says home? Question mark?


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[Assistant] Let's pop back to seven days again. Um, question for y'all.


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[Assistant] Are we going to, kind of like we did that first run, are we gonna kind of, uh, if someone's in charge of the particular horde knight or the strategy that week or the fortification that week? Right. Cause there was a formula. I really enjoyed that. It worked good for us. I mean, even if we end up in separate places, which we've done, but would you agree with that being the way to go?


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[Assistant] I know where you wanna go, Apsro, for this first horde night. I don't wanna go there. I'm not gonna go there. Look, I don't. You don't. For the first horde night, you're not gonna go... I'm not going where Apsro wants to go. Okay, but you said you kinda wanted to go, didn't you? At first, and then I thought about it. I was like, oh, that's dumb.


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[Assistant] And the guns are weak, you know, they're like level one, level two.


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[Assistant] Let's think back to our first Horde Knight. If we think back to it, like,


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[Assistant] It was, it was something there. It still turned into some chaos. Police base. Yeah, the police base. Yeah, it wasn't as much of a gimme as you might be remembering. I mean, it was fun.


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[Assistant] I still want to do a horde night at the top of a skyscraper. Yeah, we never got to do that. That would be fun.


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[Assistant] Back in the, when I was in the Marine Corps, you always heard about this lady over in uhm, I guess Japan, Okinawa, had some strip joint, this old lady that


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[Assistant] Her, she was a master of uh, cutting stuff with her uh, muscles down there.


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[Assistant] That seems like a good, uh, spot to wrap this up, I guess.


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[Assistant] And hope to see you guys all at the premiere of our new Seven Days to Die run.


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[Assistant] It showed, it was weird. He comes across as, uh...


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[Assistant] Well this is what I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you, like the way, he seems very, I don't know, I know he's a very smug, I know, but you know what, he comes across as that in your face know it all, as opposed to someone could know it all, and they could say it in a much different way.


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[Assistant] No, he know, he's smart, but you know what, but he ruined it with his setup, as far as I'm concerned, because he is saying fascinating things. I get what he says.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Like, I couldn't finish listening to it. I'm like, I'm done. Really?


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[Assistant] And his perspective, I wonder what he would say. Cause really, and then, then now we're going to go into drugs or whatever. Maybe we can get on his podcast.


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[Assistant] But he does have, like, he'll have, he'll have YouTubers on, just of like that one guy that he had that was- I mean, he had DeFranco on. No, but he's that smaller, but I'm saying smaller YouTuber. Yeah, well he has. Like two, three hundred thousand subscribers if it's somebody that's-


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[Assistant] I do stand up downtown tomorrow. I'd do it right now. I wouldn't do it well, but I get up on stage and I'd have six topics to talk about and I would, and I would attempt to do it. Listen, stand up is a thing where he has taught me my, my, my, uh, what do you call them? Akumatai?


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[Assistant] It's like the business of it. Maybe I'll retire. Maybe when I retire, I'll retire into now I've got to ease into completely sucking. I got to do it for five years. Then I'll still suck, but maybe I'll be good enough for somebody to give me a break.


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[Assistant] That whole thing is fascinating. And you gotta know your audience. And you know what's amazing is the fact that a schmuck like me or you or anybody can go into this for after a couple years. You can go out to LA and you can try to work the comedy star on a Tuesday night apparently, right?


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[Assistant] And then you'll have these famous people that might run across you and you get to see these greats work in the same fucking club that you're about to try to work.


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[Assistant] But I actively think about it every day, which is great.


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[Assistant] I would, no, I would, I often think about that. I would only want to stay in this town and I would just shit the bed all the time here on a Wednesday. Open mics on Wednesday.


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[Assistant] I always, I was always petrified to do, to do karaoke and now I do karaoke, we do karaoke in the stream and you can't shut me up and I'm horrible but it feels so great.


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[Assistant] You know what? It's kind of one of those things where, I mean, maybe we could make this all about fear. But when I do my first like five minutes attempt at Dead Crow, I'm going to record it and I'm going to pay somebody to animate it. Or I can animate it.


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[Assistant] And I'll do a really bad job of it. And it's gonna be uncut. It's gonna be it. But I think that would be fun to see the progression of somebody trying to do that.


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[Assistant] My mom's bike. Oh, okay. That's not too bad. Try wearing your mom's acid wash jeans with no zebra. Why'd you do that?


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[Assistant] Uh, wait for the stand up. Okay. Oh wow. Teaser. Yeaah. Wow, what a tease. Did you really wear her jeans?


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[Assistant] Wait for the story, because all my stories are my stories. They're not jokes, they're just my life. It's just me and my perspective.


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[Assistant] You have to be your, if you can be yourself, that's gold, right? So if I could just be myself, there's no fake in that. And some people just laugh at me cause I'm weird and that might not even, you know, it might not even be a joke, but because I'm saying it a certain way or my perspective, I want to do a lot of interaction with the audience.


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[Assistant] Yeah, can I pee on, on the stage for I'm done. I'm done. Bada-bang, I'm done. Fuck it. But I would do a lot of yelling, probably too.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Fuck them. But you did like the last time you played Minecraft a little bit, didn't you? I thought I heard you.


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[Assistant] Was it pretty easy? To get the eggs? Yea, no, but I mean pretty easy to get many of them.


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[Assistant] Yes, we do. Guess who it is. Mack Wheldon. That's right. You know that they have a guarantee with their underwear? What? That if you don't like their first pair of underwear, like that you get from them, they'll give you the money back, and then you get the underwear for free. Oh really? Did not know that. That's a thing. But then you're blacklisted.


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[Assistant] Jungle dance. Jungle dance away. We will pitch them that the next time we talk to them.


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[Assistant] But a good outfit starts with the basics and Mack Weldon goes above and beyond with super comfortable underwear, socks, and shirts that also look great. And the website was so user friendly that I could figure it out. No problem. So that tells you a lot. And for 20% off your first order, visit mackweldon.com and enter promo code Neebs.


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[Assistant] That's m-a-c-k-w-e-l-d-o-n dot com with promo code Neebs for 20% off your first order. So thank you Mack Weldon.


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[Assistant] No, I'm saying you could do it. Over, yea, fashion pioneers. Fashion pioneers. You know leg warmers were a fashion thing.


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[Assistant] Why handles? Why isn't anybody concerned with the handles in the bathroom? You just took a shit.


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[Assistant] I would see Moana as way different than Dora, man. Moana is a good, fun, animated, cause you see that with the kids. Who are you kids? You're not watching this with kids. You're watching this with grown ass people. I don't care. I watch the shit that I watch with kids cause I have


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Kinda changed the energy a bit. You guys watch, uh...


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[Assistant] He's brilliant, man. He's one of those guys that's just amazing. Bill Hader's freaking great. And I didn't watch the second season because I didn't have anxiety over it. The show? Meaning like, where it left off at the end of the first season, I was like, damn it, what's gonna happen? Oh god, I don't know if I wanna know.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like that kind of, that's how you know it's good. I don't know how it's gonna finish.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's, it's really, talk about a great setting, a great setting for, I don't know, comedic, comedic drama, like that Christian...


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[Assistant] I feel like it's a thick fact. He usually, cause he's been thrown out often, he usually guards himself like, I'm not sure, I'm not sure if this is true, you know. If this is right.


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[Assistant] So without giving any spoilers away, the Mandalorian, first episode for me, I wasn't really bought in. I didn't really care about the characters too much, but I realized that it was the first episode. Second episode, I'm like, yup, I'm on this ride. Let's go.


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[Assistant] I mean it should be. I think it's more of a biome thing. They might be different planets, it's just, they look very similar.


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[Assistant] So I mean, you mentioned one thing earlier that not a ton of dialogue, but visually it tells its own story. I like that.


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[Assistant] Staying on the whole Star Wars topic, uh, Jedi Fallen Order. Yeah. Absar and I have been playing it.


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[Assistant] Whatever man. It'd be tough for us to do a playthrough of that on our channel right now because we're so loaded up with stuff that I think we'd be way behind by the time it came out.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, it was, it was completely innocent. Uh, I was about 21. I was in a band. We were playing a show at a bar and my lead singer, the girl he was dating at the time was like, ah, I'm underage, but I really want to drink. And I'm like, cool. I'll just run you up to the grocery store.


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[Assistant] Or the gas station, and we'll get you a beer. On the way back, she opened it up in the car, and then blue lights. Hey!


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[Assistant] She was more underage than what she said she was. Uh oh. Yeah, so it was A.L.E. Objection. Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they didn't object. Uh, they pulled me over and uhm, they didn't cuff me or anything, but she ended up being like 16. Objection.


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[Assistant] I objected to that. I was like, bitch, why'd you lie? You're not even my girlfriend. I ain't even fucking you.


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[Assistant] But I knew somebody in the ALE and, and I was like, really reluctant to be like, Hey, I know so and so, but I was like, Hey, I know this guy and they're, they radioed him. They're like, Hey, do you know?


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[Assistant] They gave me like, I had to pay like 138 bucks and I had a year of like probation or yeaah. Probationary period. And the judge was like, somebody, somebody likes you. And I was like, okay, cool, thank you, drive through. Our justice system is corrupt. Did everyone, did everyone in court hear


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[Assistant] And the Latino gentleman behind me that had the same charge, he goes up and they're like, you're a death penalty. They just shot him. And they don't realize that I'm also the Latino gentleman as well. Judge added your charge to him as well.


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[Assistant] Do any of you guys have like the latest and greatest VR headset? I got the index.


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[Assistant] Is that the latest and greatest? Yes. Can you tell the difference with the motion thing? You guys know I get kind of motion sickness. A little bit, yes.


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[Assistant] You know, for the person that you're buying it for, it's, it's a gift for the lady that you're with. Or the lady that they're with. Yeah. And they're with. Yeah. Because you'll sleep with her too. Guaranteed.


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[Assistant] She- I want that. That's for the kids, and me. I want that. I want that. Cause, is that good? I don't- I don't- Yeaah, it's good. I wanna take-


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause my mom, when I saw her in the store, she was looking for the actual nut. It wasn't like the powdered shit. She's looking to grate it herself.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna speech to text my mom. Hey mom, the guys want eggnog.


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[Assistant] I always thought she sounded like a jawa though, so I just laughed at her. A jawa? How's that sound?


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[Assistant] One thing about the Mandalorian, real quick, it uses practical effects, so it's not a ton of CG.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I had the cut, and I watched it, I'm like, god, I gotta tighten this up. And it was really hard because we're all going at once, we've got the, uh, collision on, and we have jumping on.


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[Assistant] And so it was a little bit more hectic, but yea, it just needs to really be shaved down, tightened up, and kinda like how manscape does. Yea, exactly like that. Shaved down, tightened up.


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[Assistant] I kind of like the black holes. I hated it. Yeah, I did not. Every time Absarow would, uh, bitch about the black holes, I would hear this chuckle from Niamh. I liked them because, you know,


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[Assistant] Well, Mixer's gotta offer us some, no, nevermind. Can they?


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[Assistant] No, I think, uh, the market's just getting competitive and people are offering better deals.


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[Assistant] I imagine they do, but I imagine you're still fine when they do too, because they've got a roll cage. You flip a four wheeler, you're in trouble.


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[Assistant] By side, by sides, or maybe for, for needs, we'll get them like a, what do you like? Unicycle, you're from the circus, right? Yeah, motorized unicycle please. Yep.


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[Assistant] Uh, so that'll be for Neebs. Uh, well, we'll all get side-by-sides and uh, join us on Mixer, everybody.


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[Assistant] 2019, I guess the Tesla truck is supposed to be unveiled in two days on the 21st.


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[Assistant] I wonder if they're purposely leaking weird pictures. Maybe so?


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[Assistant] Okay. I would go out of my way to test drive one just to check it out. Absolutely. I want you to get one. What's the range on this?


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[Assistant] If it's nice enough and it does the things that I want it to do, then I'd get rid of my Jeep for a Tesla pickup truck.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, uhm, I think, without a grill, it just looks weird. Does that wigs you out? Yeaah, yeaah, just a little. I could get a sticker. A little grill sticker? Yeaah, a decal. Oh, we get the, uhm, can we get the eyelashes too?


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[Assistant] No, not the, uh, SUV. That looks weird to me too, the SUV does. The S is longer and a little bit flatter. The S I think, uhm, looks pretty sharp.


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[Assistant] Still keep on trucking. Yep, get hacked by a rat in the engine.


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[Assistant] But we have people listening to this podcast right now who are younger than your truck. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] I wish you would have put a little bit more thought into it, just based on how much room's in the back seat. Cause we, uh, we go to lunch and dinner sometimes and you drive and, and I'm back there and like my knees are up my nostrils. And if yours are, yeah, that me, I mean, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this one seems a little bit more, looks like you're a member of a SWAT team. Might be a little bit more action based, but I also do hope they have those survival elements of the first one. So I guess we'll see, because there's not a lot of information out there about what it's gonna be.


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[Assistant] Down the floor. Anyway, yeaah, that should be fun. I hope so. Nice surprise. Yeaah, I mean, they did, they did such a wonderful job with the first one. Uhm, you would hope they would just put more love and passion into this one. And, and you would think you would hope...


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[Assistant] A lot of story. Yeah, well the first one had that narrative thrust. Exactly. So as long as it has that narrative thrust for me, I'm in.


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[Assistant] I mean, when you find it, you know, yea, it's almost like seven days. Seven days kinda walks out, but well, I feel like they hand out more ammo than they used to. Oh man, I love it! But, it's definitely like, ammo's always a thing in that game. Like after a horde night, I'm like, oof, I got nothing now. I gotta go out and start scrounging.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we try to put anything on it, they just go nuts. But, uh, I think you may play as Timmy. Uhm, and that's, in our series, Timmy died, but there is a secret ending to the first forest where Timmy is, like, you do save Timmy, he is still alive and, uh, like, yeah, it kinda teases the forest too.


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[Assistant] That is speculation, but uh, just kinda the way he looked at his wrist was very reminiscent of that, um, kinda the, the, it was almost like the Marvel ending. It was the, the little clip that played at the very end of the game.


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[Assistant] So that's like he keeps him alive and so he still has kind of the demons inside of him. Oh, I don't even know what the...


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[Assistant] Well, remember in the forest, like, you know, the little girl got brought back to life and then that was a final boss, was that little girl, she turns into a monster. So I guess the story is, okay, you did save Timmy, you brought Timmy back into, you know, the city or whatever, but he still has that monster in him. Right. Because he was brought back in that weird way. Interesting. So we'll see. We'll see where they go with this story.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I actually started watching Black Tales. Yeah, I watched two episodes of Fuck You, but no, I didn't.


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[Assistant] She still thinks, like, that's- She thinks she's teaching other people to do it. That's a possible bit if I ever worked out bits, but like, you come to a point where you have to tell your kids that they can't.


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[Assistant] And then when you hide, they're constantly just like, where you at? Where you at? They want you to talk.


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[Assistant] There are, there are a lot of people who listen to this, so you need to be very careful on what you say about that.


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[Assistant] I was listening to probably Joe Rogan, my wannabe boyfriend. Uhm, he was talking to somebody that said, it might even be in like Boston College or some, you know, pretty decent college that you can major in comedy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just heard that. What? I heard that. Whaaat? And you go, really? Yeah. Like, that's not something, that's something that's so dumb. Just go do, stand up. Because you need to just go and be funny. Just go do it. Just go and be funny. But you are, you aren't. Right? Exactly. Yeah, you could-


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[Assistant] That's killer, and you've never gone to class before, you will work with the best in town.


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[Assistant] Go online, watch tutorials and buy a camera. Instead of wasting money on college courses, waste that money on a camera. Well, something that you can use to make something. A camera and, and I will be doing this at some point in the future because I've been thinking about it for too long. Master classes, like I love watching those commercials.


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[Assistant] Best directors, writers, actors...


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[Assistant] That's not much and it makes sense because it shouldn't be. It's a fucking online thing that they, you know, they're, they're probably getting paid a lot if people pay $150 for six videos that take, you know, eight hours. Yeah. But talk about money well spent. These geniuses, you get a class from them or you can go to Joe Blow.


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[Assistant] I mean, just get involved in the local film community. I mean, that's kinda how all of us met, in a way. It's like, just our, the local film community. Shorts. Yeah, when you like this kinda stuff, that's the thing. And that strategy works for anything.


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[Assistant] I hope one day we get to the point where you can learn how to be a doctor on the internet.


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[Assistant] That's the joke? Yeah. Oh man, that's no joke. There's no help there, right? Well, no, it was horrible. It was horrible. I was all in. There isn't a joke. It's a story.


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[Assistant] Or it could just be that he has a shit sense of humor.


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[Assistant] Rest in peace. Rest in peace. We did our best. The joke doctors. Does anyone have a good joke? Uh, I heard a decent one. It's a quickie. Uh, did you guys see all the analytics from Pornhub about the top searches for all the porn in the world?


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[Assistant] It's disgusting. I can't believe where the world's coming to.


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[Assistant] In comedy, that's what kinda sucks is like, you can think about these, I probably, I wanted to do stand up like that 15 years ago, 20 years ago.


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[Assistant] I can call upon, I can call upon people in the audience. You guys make fun of me and that's fine, but I mean, I can really do this. It's just- I'm not making fun of you.


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[Assistant] That's okay, but like I would like to go out there and just.


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[Assistant] I know, I know, but I can do a lot of different things. This might take me 25 years. By the time I do this, I'll be ready to do it.


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[Assistant] It does man. Yea, and there was like probably 30 people there. Yea, and I don't mind getting, honestly I don't mind getting shit, but I will bite, I will bite back a little because I am a little defensive about it. Yea, of course. But it's okay. Well Thicke will tell you the truth. Yea, and I like talking about it because


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[Assistant] No. I like to talk about the things that I want to do.


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[Assistant] Beef broth, applesauce, beef broth, applesauce. The taste really is just...


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[Assistant] I don't think dogs ever taste anything. They just kinda like, eat it as fast as they can. It tastes like, it tastes like uhm, do you ever give kids like, ingredients to just slam together and then throw it into the oven? I've never done that. I've done that before. Okay. What? Eggs, pickles, plate openings, a dice, a sponge. Yeah, no, never done that.


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[Assistant] You go out and do something like that for a week. Let's just say you've never even been anywhere close to that type of an environment before.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people are interested in that. Like yeaah, like I really do want to, if we could just...


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[Assistant] About your dumb face. Are they heavy on the booze? Uh, 5.6. That's something you gotta check out. Some of these sneaky- Mine was 4-


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[Assistant] Krafal's Bra? Krafal's Bra Hellas? Yep, you nailed it. It's coffeeed meat.


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[Assistant] You know what? We should, we should cover at least a little bit. I don't want to say any more details. I don't want to spoil anything so people don't have to stop listening for the Mandalorian.


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[Assistant] Good. Right, rightly so, cause it's meh.


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[Assistant] It's completely just like- Yeah, and I enjoy the show. Yeah, me too. Hey, you know what? I mean, I guess I'm being a- Asshole. Nailed it! No, you know what it is? I'm being a critic.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You're being over critical it sounds like. You're over analyzing I think a little bit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, over, over, you're overanalyzing. Yeah. That's a weird thing to lock in on. Yeah. So I might go back.


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[Assistant] They had the story, but if you look at the last season, I think the last season might be, I forget how, it's a shorter season.


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[Assistant] Every episode. No, you know what, I guess it's, I just, I really did expect this to be better, and you're right, I had unrealistic expectations. The only episode I've not liked in Mandalorian is the fifth one.


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[Assistant] No. He needs some credits, baby. See, and guess what? He's gotta make more armor, baby. It hasn't, that hasn't been explained to me, and I think that I deserve that as a viewer. That's why he's going around taking jobs. He's taking jobs left and right. He's fucking making bad, like, stupid choices. Why are you working with these scumbags? Why do you have to work? Because he's desperate for money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but honestly, if you needed money, you'd probably sell a shoulder pad.


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[Assistant] Alright. I guess cause I don't know anything about it. When they're having like a serious meeting and then there's this guy in the room with like a panda bear.


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[Assistant] Explain it to me. It's like episode one. Well, I only watched one episode and I said I don't like it.


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[Assistant] Okay. That's all I did. We'll talk later. We'll talk later. Okay, well, I'll go back. Well, so it's talking about TV shows, and it's the end of the year. I think for 2019, for me, the boys.


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[Assistant] You know what? And it sucks because we're hyping it up so much, but it really is very impressive.


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[Assistant] Okay, well it's Canadian humor. Yea, but it's not sketch comedy. Alright, so it's not, so this is a series. Is it kinda like, uh, Trail of Park Boys?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, here's a trick. Here's a trick.


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[Assistant] No, I love sour cream. Go ahead. This for real. You ever have baked ziti?


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[Assistant] I don't know if I've ever said this in a podcast, but...


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[Assistant] You replaced the...regotte, right? The ricotta. Yeah, the ricotta cheese. You replaced the ricotta cheese with sour cream. Okay. And it is even better.


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[Assistant] And it has all the people that don't like that ricotta cheese or the ricotta cheese texture. Guess what? When you do sour cream, it is better and the texture is gone. It's amazing. You would never think that it was sour cream and you bake it just the same. It's fucking phenomenal.


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[Assistant] I have taken two pictures in the last week of sandwiches that I've eaten and I've shared them on Twitter.


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[Assistant] I got him at, uh, Mr. Bagelmeister, and the last one that I had was on a sesame bagel toasted with bacon, sausage, provolone, egg, scallion cream cheese, and hot sauce.


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[Assistant] Okay. And something that I would go like... Sounds like a bit of a...


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[Assistant] Oh god, it was freaking great. And the one before that, you guys need to start throwing cream cheese on, on egg sandwiches. Oh yeaah. Holy shit, I've never had that. Like there's other ones, Taylor ham, bacon, egg, uh, vegetable cream cheese. I love Taylor ham. On a freaking Asiago double toasted bag.


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[Assistant] Because I like, uh, there's a lot of, uh, dishes they have with that sauteed onions and peppers over there. I'll have those.


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[Assistant] Me, when you, if we had a podcast where you're cooking your, the sausage and we have it here and we're tasting it, you, we have a hot plate.


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[Assistant] You do it and we eat that, like to me, as a thing, like, I go, that's interesting. That'll be fun. I think that would be just as interesting as a race as a topic for a pile of ass. Nah, the race, the racist. Also, I said, in the, but just as good.


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[Assistant] I do too. I love it. I watch cooking shows with my freaking kids. I would like them more if they got to the point quicker.


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[Assistant] We, well okay, you say you love cooking shows, I could name probably six cooking shows that I really like.


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[Assistant] Oh, that affects my taste buds for sure. So, anyway. Extra challenge there. We'll see. Point is, whew, I'm excited.


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[Assistant] How about that? Can we do that? Can we do that show? It's a cooking show, but instead of thirty minutes to get to the shit, it's five minutes.


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[Assistant] Here's what you gotta cook. You gotta cook a cake. Okay, boom. Bam. Here's our cake. Let's try it. Bam, bam. That was a good cake. That was a bad cake. Done. My cake's not done because it's a five minute show. It's better still. It's any better.


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[Assistant] I mean come on, how is it not going to be a big game?


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[Assistant] But we obviously don't, I would like to have her eggnog with no alcohol because obviously the stuff you buy in the store


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[Assistant] Yeah, we should stream it. Oh, I'm not gonna be here Thursday. Yeah, so hey.


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[Assistant] That's nothing to sneeze at. They might be like, yeah, you know what? Come on over. Give you a, he'll give you a little something and we do it.


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[Assistant] Cars in the 60s, cars in the 70s, even cars in the 80s. Some of them are the tits.


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[Assistant] Hey! Hey! What? What? Hi! Simon? Yes. You alright? I'm doing great. We had lunch together. That was good. Simon ate my crust. I stopped in.


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[Assistant] I think most people are just afraid we're gonna stay in there a long time, and that was never the plan. Right. The plan was just to check it out for a minute, and then hop on over to everybody to go to Val-Valguero.


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[Assistant] Listen, remember in seven days that the most I've ever seen you focused in a game was when you decided you were going to build that glass house.


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[Assistant] We need a way to occupy your mind. Is that what we need? Yea. He's gonna be bringing up this, I got this much wood though.


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[Assistant] I'm good. He's more like Mr. Ed, like he don't really wanna be there, he just likes apples every now and then.


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[Assistant] I've never been there. Road trip. Museum. We gotta, we need to, that's your tax dollars at work. Oh, I know. We need to be going there every day, getting use out of that. Yeah, honestly.


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[Assistant] How many people do you think really hated Pixar? And do some people hate that because they're like, I'm almost a man now and I can't say I like a blocky game.


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[Assistant] Do you think crayons are for kids?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would be mad too if I thought the whole season was gonna be we're split up and you're gonna have two stories to keep. No, that would get a lot of people to stop, I'm sure. That would not be fun.


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[Assistant] Like what? What do you like? It's a kid's thing. But hi Capri-san.


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[Assistant] You're picky about what kind of drink you'll drink too, right? I just mostly drink beer. Like you were ragging on pineapple juice earlier, and I'm like, who does that? Wait, what?


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[Assistant] Pineapple juice? What are you talking about? We were talking about drinks with like pineapple juice in it and you're like, ehh. No! No, I wasn't ragging on pineapple juice.


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[Assistant] Uh, traditional sports, like, you don't see, like, cause you're gonna have games, like, really going after the competitions and the tournaments. And they have to make a highly polished game. You don't have basketballs and baseballs doing that. Like, I really, like, if we were to just invent a new ball, here's a star-shaped ball, and now we're gonna do all this marketing. That'd be fun though, wouldn't it? And try to get people to play star ball.


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[Assistant] That lasts for a long time and feels great. Huh? Huh? Mack Weldon. It's funny, we all got our Mack Weldon clothes in today. Yeah, I'm wearing, we're all, who's not wearing something?


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[Assistant] I feel like we have a new argument. I was surprised I was getting so much pushback from you guys last Thursday. About? When we talked about how when someone says, oh, that's a good looking dog. And you're like, well, thank you. Like you had something to do with it. It was on our stream, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then we got into children, like, well,


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[Assistant] Your kid's pretty and you go, oh, thank you. Like you had something to do with it. And you guys were all arguing that you, you were somehow responsible more than a dog.


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[Assistant] You need to listen now. So if you have a good looking baby and an ugly one, you're responsible for making the one ugly? You didn't do a thing different!


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[Assistant] Okay, thank you. The baby, um, unless it's an adoption situation.


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[Assistant] We need to see if Speed Eraser will bring one of these planes with the carbon, cause we'll need that carbon fiber component if we're gonna fly it. Oh, if we flew anything. And let us fly it. Nah, I could fly it.


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[Assistant] We're going to have, hopefully people are learning already. They are. Don't trust anything you see on the internet, but we're going to have to have things only on certain websites that are verified before you start getting angry and giving death threats.


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[Assistant] Hey listen, we haven't talked about RTX yet, but uhm, I have a funny little story. Uhm, so we were at, on Rainy Street, at a bar called the...


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[Assistant] I was hoping y'all would feel that starting out. Alibi? No, the bigger one. Luster. Yeah. Luster. So at one point I had the urge to start a Soul Train dance line. Oh yeah. So we got all these people together.


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[Assistant] Cause they have a huge backyard and it's just some, some pretty funky music was on. So if you've ever seen Soul Train, like the two people in the end, they come dancing down the middle and they get through the next two come down and it was really good. Only lasted for a bit. It was like a rainbow.


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[Assistant] But I couldn't find anybody of you guys to like, to get in the dance line. The only person I could find was Thicc. And Thicc was like, I ain't doing this soul trap dance.


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[Assistant] I think you would've. Yeah. So, uh, we had some community members from, um, London that were there. And so I was talking to one of those guys. He said to me, hey, you can really throw some shapes.


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[Assistant] What does that mean? And he said, you can dance. Yea, you got some moves. And I'm like, okay. Throw some shapes.


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[Assistant] The whole night goes by, and then it's time to go to bed. And we're in an Airbnb. Absar and I happen to be in the same room. And we're both, you know how you, when you go to sleep, you lay down, your buddy's still awake.


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[Assistant] You're like kinda reminiscent about the day. And I said, Abster, this guy told me I could throw some shapes today. And he said, what? And I was like, it means dance. He goes, but I'm not sure if he said shapes. I thought he said shapes. And Abster goes, do you think he said shakes? Cause that makes more sense. And then I'm like,


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[Assistant] Now that you say that, that does sound more like...


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[Assistant] Throwing some shapes. There you go, throwing some shapes. I like that expression. That's cool. Throwing some good shapes. Nice. Did you ever find the dryer, Simon?


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[Assistant] I always like when we stay. Sometimes we do events, if someone brings us out, they put us in individual rooms, which is more comfortable. But it's always more funny when we all stay together.


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[Assistant] But there was a ton of candy that wasn't opened. Like leave that. Just throw the ones that are half eaten out.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I had the most dangerous spot. You did, you did. I had the front spot. The last, the last.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. If we can get direct flights, hell yea. It could double in size and still be tiny. And it'd be nice to have the other options of direct flights. It'd still be really tiny if it


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I'm looking at the menu and I'm like, okay, look, this is my first time, I'm gonna let Dralis pick out which fire I get.


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[Assistant] Oops. This is not a foul place. It's just called the Phoenician. And it's Mediterranean food. It's the Phoenician. It's the Phoenician. Everything's a pun to him. Regardless.


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[Assistant] I'm curious if being on the ocean is different than sitting still. Maybe have that.


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[Assistant] No, not at all. Weird place to live for a little while, isn't it? Yeah. Gotta live on the battleship. Yeah. To me a submarine would be worse. Of course. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Right? I would love to, like, yeaah, go somewhere fun. To Caymans.


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[Assistant] Mission, uh, what was that? I don't know. He had a rat. Um. Delta Force or something? No, no, I remember it. Crap. So they tied Chuck Norris, he was hanging upside down. Okay. And the bad guys are like, okay, now you die. And they put like a bag over his head, but they put a rat in there first, and they tie it around his neck. Okay. Then you see him like,


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[Assistant] When I first got Harley, I had two of them. I had his brother. And his brother was much more energetic and needy. But yea, they played a lot.


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[Assistant] Until you pick a dog. Well, the Cayman Islands are... Oh, I thought you were talking about the dog.


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[Assistant] You bring it home, you see how it interacts with the family, how it interacts with Bear.


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[Assistant] The best thing you can do is find like a godfather. Like the person that also has a dog and you like their dog and they like your dog.


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[Assistant] Here's what I would suggest. Simon didn't say...


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[Assistant] I don't know where he was going with this poll thing, but apparently there's two of them. I say we put both links in the description, and we keep track of both, and if someone got it right on either. Sure, that makes more sense.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean you guys got your thing going. Looks like it's shaping up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Can I change gears for a minute? Sure. I'm wondering, so like, self-driving cars are doing so well at driving a car.


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[Assistant] How much fuel would be saved if the whole world has smart stop lights where no one ever has to stop? Well, maybe it would have to happen in a busy intersection. Seems like a no-brainer. All the like slow times when it's one car coming and it has to stop.


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[Assistant] Cayman Island City. That's our capital. Go get a surgery and a quick stoplight.


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[Assistant] Or you just could have not done anything and you go, oh, I missed a call from Needs. That's true. I'll call them back.


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[Assistant] Right? Man, if you text me more than three times, it better be emergency.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but they should probably be implemented. Everywhere.


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[Assistant] Okay, you've, you've wasted your first text with how am I doing.


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[Assistant] My three text rule is followed by, if you think it's going to take more than three texts, call me. Okay? This is a lengthy conversation. Call me. This will go faster.


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[Assistant] I'll say this though, I think people that think that are insecure and have a hard time socializing don't realize that's most people. It is, it is.


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[Assistant] Like don't think that, you know, you're the strange one. Everybody's strange.


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[Assistant] And I still would be that girl's friend. Yes, of course. Her horrible performance of this song had no factor in what I thought of her as a person. Shannon, you should never get up there and sing about it. Shannon, you are so hilarious. I can't believe you sang that.


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[Assistant] Ah good times. Kirky's fun though. If you haven't tried it, you should do it. And it is, it can be nerve wracking if, wracking if you've never done it.


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[Assistant] That's why I bring it back to Topgolf. We were thinking about having karaoke though at our next live event.


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[Assistant] They can squeeze in 50 rounds real quick. Apex community though, they ain't happy, right?


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[Assistant] How much do you think a shirt is in GTA, if you were to like, shark card money?


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[Assistant] It's kinda neat though if they had one thing, it's like, for that person that doesn't mind and they want to spend that money, it's like a Faberge egg or something. Like, is it okay to have something like that in a game that not everybody can afford? And when you see a guy with it, you're like, look at this guy, he must be good at games.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about a highly priced item. Yea, that a rich person could have. And listen, I probably wouldn't have this either. Right. But I think I'd be okay, like when I see Lamborghinis going down the road, I'm like. I'm not gonna get that. I'm not gonna get that. Yea. But that guy has it, that's crazy. I still look, I'm like wow, look at that car.


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[Assistant] What? That addiction. Okay, cool. Cause I'm like, I'm probably the opposite.


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[Assistant] It was nearly flawless. Yeah. The first, uh, I want to say the first 15 minutes, I felt awkward a little bit. Like I was, or you had to find the groove. No, it was, it was there. It was, it was like, okay, you know what? We're just realizing, like, I think I brought that up to break the ice a little bit. Like we want to do all this is going to be. We're not sorry. Is anyone else regretting this?


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[Assistant] Alright, now I know. That's fine. Brings us a little bit of alcohol.


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[Assistant] The tacos there were great. I had, so you just said you had a slice of my pizza. Yes, yes. I was on, we were, I was online. Again, I also didn't know about these signs that were up there. No one said anything. So I'm like, why are you guys sitting in line? And then they just pointed at the sign to me and I said, okay. So I'm online and then it's time to do that whole group thing.


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[Assistant] Well they came in early, they came in, they started coming in during the check. During the mic check. And then we pushed them out, just a few people, they were super cool about it. And then, so we really only had 35, cause we let them in at 11.25.


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[Assistant] You guys got the medals all over his jacket. It was such a relief when you won, because it's, I'd never, that was so intense. It was. It was such a crazy fucking game. Man, I was sweating, I can't


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[Assistant] Well, just to go on the pizza thing, cause like I said earlier on, so when I was online, I was hungry, uh, whatever it was, and it was before we moved lines to the, to the other, uh, big group thing. So anyway, the guy that was sitting there was like, I'll get you some pizza. Before I even knew that was happening, he was going online to get me pizza. So I'm like, this is great.


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[Assistant] So then he, we're doing this new line and the pizza's on the chair that's 100 feet away from me, and I'm staring at it for like 45 minutes before I'm like, I need to do it.


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[Assistant] Son of a bitch. So like, half an hour later or something, an hour later, he's on Dorales's line, which is right next to my line, and I'm like, hey, you put water in my seat. He goes, no, what are you talking about? I didn't do it. I said, somebody saw you do it. He goes, did you sit in it?


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[Assistant] I think a mango could be an averdesiac just simply by being a sexy fruit alone. Like, you know, you can picture feeding that to your lady and making a mess, squeezing it all over her.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Dark Horse Comics, yep. What's the signifi- I'm not- I haven't watched any, but what's the significance of Umbrella? And I only ask that because I know that that's hugely tied to, uhm, Resident Evil. So it's interesting that that's the name.


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[Assistant] Okay, I was curious if there was any explanation as to why. Any connection to Resident Evil at all. I didn't expect that, but I'm curious why it's called Umbrella.


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[Assistant] I've seen the trailer for that now, yes. Ellen Page. Yeah, it's worth a watch. Oh, Ellen! Okay, well that's fun.


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[Assistant] I rewatched, uh, cause I was kinda dying. We rewatched with a friend, uh, Man on a Wire, that documentary. Uh huh.


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[Assistant] It's one of the best documentaries out there by far, considering what footage they actually had from that time too. But the dude, that tightrope walk between the, he's such a fucking character man, and the fact that


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[Assistant] Well the act alone doing that, that's one thing. Like that's intriguing alone. But it was the Ocean's Eleven approach he and his buddies had.


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[Assistant] To make it happen, get on top of each tower.


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[Assistant] They had this whole thing. It took them months to do. It was pretty amazing to watch that pan out. Of course, anything could have gone wrong at any moment with one security guard that was real, you know.


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[Assistant] Uhm, training in this yard and stuff, it was great. It's a really good documentary. To check it out.


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[Assistant] Oh no, it's a hard thing to explain that, if to an adult that's never, or not familiar with Twitch, of course.


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[Assistant] It's gonna happen. It's got that female appeal here. With the Hallmark Channel of Gaming.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you must, uh, that's a pretty good couple years of film, like if two of your releases come out, or are coming out at like the same exact time, that's gotta be kinda cool. Maybe, I don't know.


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[Assistant] She was nominated for an Academy Award. She was. Yeaah. Yeaah. Did you see the movie with Bill Murray? The one where, uh... Yeaah, she had a very good nomination.


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[Assistant] I've used my banana slicer for, uh, not once for slicing a banana of course, but uhm, like reheat something in the microwave, like a sandwich or a slice of pizza, a little too long, maybe too hot, you know?


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[Assistant] I'll put the banana slicer like up on a cup or something and then set the pizza on that so the air hits it from all sides.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so anyway. Okay, was that another one? Yeah, that was a great, that was a great joke. Thank you, thank you. Really good joke. Thanks. You've been a great audience. I'll go next if it's okay.


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[Assistant] You know, that's one crazy thing about the political world these days when someone says something and then they get confronted about it years ago or years later. Like you said that, no I didn't.


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[Assistant] I heard a lot about this on NPR a couple weeks ago, but on the visual side, you know, uh, it's happening obviously in the porn world a lot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause God knows we don't research anything. No, hell no. Sometimes the worst. Sometimes the worst. So are you the worst tips? I mean, sometimes it's, we're getting trolled.


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[Assistant] That too, yeaah. We've been trolled before and I, I, I just experienced it when we recorded on Monday. Really? When we did The Forest.


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[Assistant] Perfect. Okay. Alright. Are we, are you done? Yeah. That was it for him. That was great.


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[Assistant] Thank youuuuuh. I might as well, you wanna- you ready? You look ready, go ahead. I'll give it-


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[Assistant] Span of a couple weeks. Right. Man, so fascinating to watch. And one I forgot on my list, cause my list was short, was uh, regular cars.


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[Assistant] Car review guy that's funny and about half way through he gets straight philosophical. I just love his layout and I like his voice.


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[Assistant] I mean, the cars are regular, like Ford Focus cars. The cars that he reviews are cars from shit, the Model A to a Tesla, like he has, it's just everything. Okay. Motorcycles or whatever, but he's funny. And he knows his shit, but it's like a platform that he uses.


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[Assistant] To speak philosophically, which just happens to be talking about


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[Assistant] Uh, Ashkay Kadari, been with us for a while.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, Ham Housekeeping Ceres comes back underneath says, uhm,


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[Assistant] Poor Simon, uh, he was genuinely curious about if the vehicle was able to drive forward.


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[Assistant] Which is true. It was the most ridiculous argument maybe we've had in a long time. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, this is from Sweet Face Iredonia. Uhm, wow. Way to sell out super hard on the Fortnite thumbnail. Was it a Fortnite thumbnail? I just used the font from the actual word Battle Royale from a Fortnite. Okay. Uhm, on the title, you know. It's a hard thing to make a thumbnail for.


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[Assistant] Battle Royale like what do you especially because it's in scrap mechanic So I just had the guy falling and used a bunch of weird text, but uh, thanks sweet face You're welcome sweet comment


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, the senseless bickering ruins the video sometimes. Niebs and Simon, cough, cough. Go back to the happy funny bickering. Still love the content. You guys rock.


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[Assistant] I mean I kept it in because I thought it was great. I thought it was great. So I knew it was long for the stupidest, yeah, I couldn't help it. I was proud of that video too, the music was on point. Point. If I do say so myself.


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[Assistant] Let me compliment myself real quick on the music.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that was a good video. Yeah, I'll do some chapstick after that. Yeah, probably so. Well, there's a thing at Carmack's up there already, so.


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[Assistant] Uhm, this was always a good one. It's, uh, you know, one of those, uhm, we've had these before. Wow, did I? I took a poor picture of this.


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[Assistant] I can only assume it's Max Franklin. I didn't, I snipped it right, but my picture of the screen. Bad. Bad. So the snips good. Good. Did my job there. I can assume it's Max Franklin.


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[Assistant] Something off my rocker. I just want to say that you all have been a part of my life for many years now. I may not be a part of yours, but I want to say you all have been wonderful people and hope for many more years of enjoying your wonderful videos. Keep up the great work. Your friend, Sam Cam.


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[Assistant] Says fantastic episode as always. I loved how the car colors were almost predictable for each of you. Were they?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I went with a white, orange, and grey.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've definitely seen you do that. Anthony went like straight Swedish flag. I went pink. You went pink and purple. You at least went camo. Pink and purple, like pink and pink. Have I done the camo on anything like that before?


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[Assistant] But yours I guess is. Should ask her what the line numbers are gonna be. I don't use that a lot. Just pick it purple, like I got the hair at least in an arc. Okay, oh, I like that. I didn't know that, thanks. See that already made-


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[Assistant] It's like, out of the, everyone always says be pink, and I go, okay. Alright, and this is from, uh, last commenting on comments. Got a lot of, uh, just from saying- Oh man. Yeah, I know. Well, this is from, uh, Joe Mama, and there were tons of these. But I just wanna- A lot. And I'm gonna make this quick. I'm gonna make this really, really-


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[Assistant] Like I said, neutral. That's all. From Joe Mama says, imagine how uninformed you have to be to enjoy the young Turks.


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[Assistant] I hate that these days the political climate does have everything so polarized to like, if you happen to watch this or you enjoy listening to that, you're just straight wrong from the other side. And that's not a, that's not a healthy climate for


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[Assistant] I just hate that we're in that place, but I'm going to say one thing about my politically for me. And it's super simple. If you are a politician and you don't take money.


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[Assistant] From big pharma, big oil, you know, the huge contributions.


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[Assistant] I'ma listen to you, cause you represent the people still. Once you take that money, I am probably not...


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[Assistant] A big fan, you know what I mean? Cause you are now, you've been bribed and you are going to probably sway some of your


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[Assistant] Your votes. And that's basically what it comes down to. I don't give a fuck if you are a Republican or a Democrat. Like if you don't take that... bribe money?


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[Assistant] I'm probably gonna pay attention, you know? It seems like I don't- It's admirable, yeaah. It's admirable.


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[Assistant] I don't think it should, once lobbying became legal it was like, it was kind of the beginning of the end in certain ways and thankfully these days there are some candidate, there are some people out there that, that's their platform is not taking anything.


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[Assistant] Aside from like, uh, just regular people, you know, contributions and stuff, but uhm. It would ensure that there's...


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[Assistant] It does. To me it does. It just means that you're not bought. And I think that's a good thing on both sides. You know, so the more people that we see that are like doing it that way, uhm, the better.


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[Assistant] And there's the uh, someone suggested uh, watch Tim Poole.


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[Assistant] And it's probably another, like, smaller channel, and I pulled up the channel, and yeah, it leaned to the right, of course, you could tell. But one of the first thumbnails I saw...


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[Assistant] Uhm, had a picture of the Jussie Smollett, you know, that actor that staged the whole thing. And then the title of the video was like, uhm, what I mean by the left is going insane with a picture of Jussie Smollett. See, now all of a sudden I'm like, okay, so you're one of those people. Like you're painting one person.


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[Assistant] Oh no, they'll do it more, I get it, but when you paint the entire right based on one person, like the Charlottesville murder in that car, like, you don't say the right has lost their mind, like that kid lost his fucking mind.


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[Assistant] You know, you might not feel the same way, but uhm, yeaah, look into who you support and follow the money. Cause that says a lot. And don't hate people that don't think


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm done. Apster, you wanna go? Oh yeaah, I have comments.


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[Assistant] I remember the one in Arc when we were looking for our first gas bag.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it was dark. I, I had it. It was dark. Mmmmm. At least what I had was dark. Once in the, it was at the Chow Hall. And when I was in the Marine Corps. It was interesting. Yeaah. I have no idea why Rabbit was on the menu that day, but I had to give it a whirl. You guys invaded a pet store. I guess so. Needs Rabbit.


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[Assistant] I think I get my compound bow in the mail today. Nice. Really? You gonna run home? That's fantastic. I'm gonna run home and, uh.


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[Assistant] Well you'd want to, I mean you just focus on your dominant eye. I don't care where it goes.


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[Assistant] I mean both of those. Yeah, so thank you very much. That was from Sasha. I had a lot of fun just putting the show together and running it. Yeah, you did great again. So part of it was fun just figuring out how it worked because it's the first time I've ever done anything like that and it worked out okay, more or less. No, we're doing great. Yeah, but uhm, I had fun.


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[Assistant] Nice. You were awesome. Thank you. I still am. You killed it.


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[Assistant] Ada messaged me last night and talked about it, and I apologized for talking over him too much. He's the one who truly has to deal with it. Poor Ada.


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[Assistant] And I was like, get one for your man. You've got two stories and they're both about women complimenting your wallet. What? I'd also like to hear her side of it. Yeah, seriously. I doubt she was.


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[Assistant] I wonder what they did. No, they just advanced forward. Now they go through your nose. It's very, very, like you don't even feel it. It's not intrusive.


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[Assistant] If you didn't catch any fish, right? Or if you caught things that weren't fish and you're like, damn, that bummed me out. Did you get diddled by alien?


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[Assistant] It didn't sound good. It didn't sound good. What are your specials? So now because I ask what, what are your specials? I'm now obligated to fucking buy one of them.


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[Assistant] You've made me so self-conscious about it that now every time I order, I pay attention to it and sometimes I will ask. Like it's crazy that I ask for the onions to be sauteed before they...


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[Assistant] Do not is I believe I hear people use it as if they're saying stupid or stupid asshole or stupid person. So I don't even know if that's


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[Assistant] But you should be able to have even more of a storage in the back for something like that for the rest of the year.


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[Assistant] See it. Let me see here. They're imagining it. You're high on life. Man, oh man.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, uh, yeaah. It's okay, I didn't mean to throw you. You guys are assholes. Right.


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[Assistant] Well, you're also curious on how that child, how that child's mind developed. Like was it being in a coma? Was it developing? Because I mean in certain ways, but it probably.


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[Assistant] Well who the hell knows that this person might know how to speak completely right now. You don't know. You might be an investment banker by now. I should probably follow up on that story.


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[Assistant] I tell you, the way they did their onions, normally, it's insane. Big chunks of freaking onion, and it's like, and it's like a whole shit ton of raw onion on a slice of pizza. Who the hell wants that? Nobody. Not one person's ever wanted that. So this was the first time after getting like eight times of like shitty onions? Yep. I said today,


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[Assistant] You know what? Fuck it. I want onions and I want them to not be shitty.


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[Assistant] We'll do the shirts and we need to make sure that they're safe. Okay? Because they're kids. The t-shirts, who cares if they're safe?


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[Assistant] As of last week, I believe. Just the kid ones. The kid, the adult ones are made with dolphins.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh. Oh my god. Okay. But he should do like, uh, classics, and we could just do, we could do chapters. Listen, this is a way to make some money here, okay? We're gonna, we're gonna start charging like crazy amounts of money for it, cause it's like, it's art.


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[Assistant] It is. So, one audio book could cost six, seven hundred dollars. It's gonna be amazing.


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[Assistant] Sound design. Listen, I always wanted to do the old time radio type stories, essentially, which is what that would be. But we could do scenes. Sound effects and stuff. Yeaah, everything. I could play, uh, Rhett Butler from Gone with the Wind. Did they have a radio show about that?


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[Assistant] Probably not. No, go with the wind. Anything before like 19, like teens, you know, uh, most, most literature, maybe like pre-1910 is, is public.


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[Assistant] You know, people say walking is overdone. There's that. I enjoy it. Yep. I just enjoy his, the way he speaks.


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[Assistant] Satisfactory's a new series though. And that's like, spacey.


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[Assistant] And there was already at least one or two things that were new since we last did it. So you would think that no matter what it is, it would be worth going back for one.


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[Assistant] Which was, I edited it but I can't remember the name of it. Uh, Peek-A-Boo! Peek-A-Boo! And Gatboy says, the absolute joy this brings Thicc legit made me smile. And it made the title because it was so obvious how much fun you were having.


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[Assistant] Well, you were, you were, you were, he was right on top of you. No, there was no getting away. Hunter Harenting said, uh, same game. I approve. Maybe make a couple of these. And, uh, now that Hunter said we can, we're good then.


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[Assistant] Thanks for giving us the green light. Major Camo says, fun looking game, only thing it needs is a timer for how long you can stay in the same spot. And that is a true simple, that would make it so much better.


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[Assistant] If you haven't seen that video, go check it out. It's fun. It was, uh, it was silly and people were saying like, well, go ahead. I didn't watch it.


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[Assistant] Oh, and then you shot him. It was the whole, like, uh, you count to three and you move out of that super stupid spot. Yeah. That's in there. Cool. I'm gonna grab that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, most of it made it. It took out one, because we didn't play for that long. That video was only like 35 minutes of recording.


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[Assistant] Which was like Gmod Prop Hunt, but not. And then I was like, oh, which it, I was curious. I looked at, I've just looked at that game and it's maybe like a year and a half old or something like that, but it looks, if it is like the hide and seek game and essentially you guys prop hunt and this is the same.


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[Assistant] I found that interesting. Okay. Because the name of the person and the comment is virtually the same except for a very.


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[Assistant] Looks like TTHtoneKid says, I feel like they should lose health for shooting inanimate objects, otherwise there is no challenge to being a hunter.


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[Assistant] I thought that was a good point too, cause you can't get hurt as a hunter anyway.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but why do they have a health bar at all? They have a health bar. There's no point of them having a health bar if your health can't go down.


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[Assistant] I don't know, that would seem like a strange thing to do if you're trying to avoid being seen. Like they should, like, uhm.


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[Assistant] Alright, so that's it though. I'm done. Wrapped. Wrapped on Comet Simon. Good Comet Simon. That's a wrap. Good job. You can go home. Thank you.


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[Assistant] No, I would go for the, uh, what do you call it? The Winter People. The Winter House.


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[Assistant] The dead things? No, no, no, no. I'm pulling for that. You're pulling for the dead to win. Uh, no, there's the, the Winterfell, right? That's like the, the place where.


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[Assistant] Well, can we, can we, can we talk about our next sponsor before you even get into that?


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[Assistant] Well I know, and that's, yeaah. And I'm happy that we decided to do that.


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[Assistant] And there are a ton of people out there with too much money that just have nothing else to do with it that are really into this. I've never heard of charities.


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[Assistant] But wasn't the first episode of Arc called Arc for Beginners just because it was a good way to-


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[Assistant] I don't like corn tortillas, but I mean, I've had a couple of good ones, sometimes I'll have good ones, but for the most part, most of them I don't like.


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[Assistant] What are you talking about? When you get a quesadilla fajita at the place down the block. A fajita quesadilla or? A fajita quesadilla. Oh that's different. You never order it without...


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[Assistant] Tweet everyday. Wow, you know what, why don't we give them a car next time?


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[Assistant] Yeah, a car, a car, a nice little, like maybe like, I don't know, a 2011 GMC Sierra or Jetta. Yeah, something nice.


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[Assistant] I don't even know how to edit. What am I not supposed to tell people in this?


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[Assistant] Hopefully this was so confusing that even if we gave you information it wasn't clear.


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[Assistant] I'm in the house of me. I'm in the house of me? Yeaah. Oh is that me?


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[Assistant] And listen, if you're somebody who would never watch this kind of thing, I'm also that person and yet I still like it.


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[Assistant] You wanted to, you wanted to feel like you can put it to bed. Right. And go, that's over. The story's finished.


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[Assistant] I wanna see a movie, and this is the only thing I really wanna see right now that's in, so I'm gonna go. Yeah, I saw that day, came out.


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[Assistant] There was one guy who was outside of one of the bars in RTX, if I remember correctly, and he was hanging outside for a while. He was not gonna go in, but he totally felt comfortable hanging out outside until eventually at some point, cause we were kinda floating in and out, and then later on I saw him inside.


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[Assistant] They ride around in a van with a loudspeaker playing in the jungle.


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[Assistant] Who was with me when we saw that damn celebrity dog? It was one of those EA events, yea, and they were like, they were pushing the Sims, I guess the Sims 4 was having a pet. The fuck were we? A pet DLC? I don't know, we were at one of those events. Why was it a celebrity dog?


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[Assistant] Yeah, awesome. Nah, there's some, uh, some animals that get treated like royalty. It's kinda nuts. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess you got money to spend. He had a lot of money, so may as well have a room for your fucking-


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[Assistant] If I had to give a score, uh, I guess Alita would probably sit, I don't know, 8.59, like I really, really enjoyed that. Captain Marvel, 7.58, someone there. Still enjoyed it, but just a little bit less.


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[Assistant] It was interesting. I was enjoying it, but yeah, just, uh, uh, I was, I was at, um, my parents' house and I was halfway through watching it and then my uncle's like, hey, you wanna come over and drink and get buzzed? I was like, fuck yeah. So I went and did that instead.


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[Assistant] No, that seems like a, yeaah, I'm intrigued to get us all in that game.


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[Assistant] You're the factory foreman, you're the guy in charge.


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[Assistant] Um, and that's if we do play it. Oh man, I'm in on that one. See, if he's in on it, I'm in on it. That seems, it just seems fun to me. I wanna see, uh, yeaah, I wanna see the conclusion of that one, because it's not like a procedural map. It's like, they've created this map. There's only certain resources in certain places.


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[Assistant] And it is something that maybe in the future we could consider, but, I mean, it's, uh, yeaah. Nothing's really come out that I'm like, ooh, now I gotta play it. Right. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. Okay, I only thought there was only one plan. Are you sure? Pretty sure. Okay. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] The boss coming by and just seeing somebody sitting at the desk. Looks like they're crying. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, I only have a few comments, but uh, uh, my first comment is from Andrew Smitley that says, uh, new game on Steams, uh, Steam that you guys have to play! Uh, Outlaws of the Wild West. It's early access, but I've been playing and it's clean. Check it out, fellas. Would love to see you there. Is it out? Yes, he said clean, and yes, it is out.


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[Assistant] I think a first look would be good, because yeaah, it seems like it's a game kinda built for us and our community. It's got a lot of crafting, uh, survival elements in the frontier of the wild west. So I'm not sure what all there is to do. Do you have to eat? I would imagine. It looks like it's a survival game. Sorry Simon. Gotta eat and hunt.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but yeaah, I think, uh, yeaah, first look, definitely. Yeaah, really? Definitely. Yeaah, whether or not we'll play it as a series, I don't know, but yeaah, I think we should take a look at it.


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[Assistant] But yea, Legends of the Wild West or Outlaws of the Wild West. We, uh, we'll check it out.


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[Assistant] This is from, uh, Zony's Coasters. Uh, the Halo Master Chief Collection is coming to PC! Will we see some co-op playthroughs? Did you guys see that news? I did! Big news! To me, that's exciting. I love all those games.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's gonna be like, yeaah, it's gonna be more crisp, 60 frames per second. Yeaah, same game, well, there's one I'm in there that I haven't played, the ODST and Halo Reach. I enjoyed that actually. Yeaah, I didn't play ODST or Reach and now that's part of the collection.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I would love to try some co-op gameplay, especially the first one with Simon. I've missed that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it'd be fun to just, yeah, cut together for, you know, something to put on the channel on like a day that we don't have anything going up. Yeah. It's like, yeah, let's play some Halo, man. And I know some of the games, like I think Reach is four player co-op.


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[Assistant] Oh, I didn't even know that. If I'm not mistaken, Halo 3 and Reach are 4 player co-op. I could be wrong. I like Reach. I mean, I don't know if they'll do well on our channel, but they, I mean, they're fun games.


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[Assistant] But now the Master Chief Collection's coming to PC and it's gonna be on Steam!


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[Assistant] So, as far as doing videos, that makes it super fucking easy for us. Yeah. Which is, yeah, cool. But, uh, have you ever played Halo Game Deeps?


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[Assistant] Alright, my last comment is, uh, from Devin Smith. This is, uh, for commenting on comments. My wife and I welcomed our first child into the world this past week. Uh, seeing how hard you all are working.


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[Assistant] Uh, to find Absro, sweet baby boy. I wanted to ask if you had any advice for first time parents. Feed it. Also, yeaah. Also, if you could send kisses to Archer, it would be much appreciated. Kisses little Archer. Yeaah. I think it's, I guess that's the child's name. But yeaah, congratulations on the child.


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[Assistant] Any advice? My advice is, uh, yeaah, work closely with your wife, obviously.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, obviously, yeah, it's different from different people, but, uh, yeah, we, we had it worked out like a damn science. Quit your job. Yeah. Quit your job. Work out your schedule. Feed it. And also if you can


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[Assistant] Alright, yeaah, I can see that, yeaah, in certain places, it is a little, a little clumsy. Like if you did have big ol' hams as your chest, you'd be, it would be awkward. Yeaah, you'd be clumsy. Okay, alright, I see where that, okay, makes sense now.


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[Assistant] I think it's one of the, that's the thing, it's like one of the worst Marvel movies. It's still not a bad film. Right. But, you know, it's like, I put it up there with like Thor 2 of just like, meh.


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[Assistant] They always just like hold that sound, I feel like.


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[Assistant] I still prefer good doink because it's a challenge. It is a challenge. Yeah. Shutting it at


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[Assistant] Speaking of kids, I saw that Michael Jackson documentary. Like that's all kinds of messed up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's a, yeah, oh god, I feel sorry for those guys. For sure. Like, they grew up in a, yeah, weird situation. God, I also, that's the thing too, I also feel sorry for Michael Jackson.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I mean, they interview the parents too. So that's what makes it weirder. Well, the documentaries, I mean, it's interesting to watch just because you have the kids, you have the parents, and uh, yeah, just their experience with the whole thing. And the parents, it seems like, you know, a lot of these kids were show kids.


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[Assistant] And you know, the parents are just like, you know, starstruck. Of course. Because fucking Michael Jackson, you know, at the time when he's just on top of the world and it's like, Oh, my kid's going to have so many opportunities.


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[Assistant] Like over time, it was just like, you know, trust me, you know, and he hung out with him so much that the parents did start to trust him. So it was just like, you know, hey, I want little Johnny to hang out over at my house and I said, yeah, sure. He's Michael, whatever.


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[Assistant] So it's that perspective, but yea, it's super creepy, but it's an interesting, scary, it's not a happy documentary at all. I wouldn't recommend watching it if you're looking for that good mood. But it's fascinating. I'll say that.


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[Assistant] And it's crazy because we do just kind of stumble upon them. Yeaah, as I said, we, we smell them. Yeaah. Sniff them out. Sounds fishy to me and I work here. They smell fishy. Yes they do, especially the fish. Yeah, the fish boss.


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[Assistant] I did notice they changed the look of him, but I was like, okay, cool, whatever. It's still, it's still disgusting marshmallows and.


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[Assistant] I saw a trailer the other day, convinced me to go watch a movie. What was it? It was Toy Story 4.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's weird, isn't it? Yeah. I think, yeah, it also got mixed into the machinima shutdown shuffle.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it seems, yea, seems like a lot of just machinima stuff did that. Just poof, gone.


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[Assistant] I lost several hard drives in the storm. Mob squad might have been on one of those, but I have to double check because I think I do have backup.


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[Assistant] That's where I keep all my hard drives. Makes perfect sense, yea. In the most moist, moistest place possible. That's brilliant.


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[Assistant] But uhm, yeaah, look in the mob squad. I don't know what we can do there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd like to do another season. Cause we can do another season anytime we want. Cause that was all licensing deals. I'm pretty sure.