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[Assistant] Yeah. It's like a five minute timer. Once you enter the mist, like you're gonna be here five minutes. And by then you got it. Cause yeah, Nibs and I fought a boss and it kind of adds to the intensity. Cause it's like, are you got to run in there, find the boss, you got to beat him and you got to get out. You can't dilly dally on the boss. Right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I saw that either in the tree or it might even be some, uh, like food recipes. I know the food works like Valheim. We did fi- I found that out. Where, like, you don't- there is no constant food meter where you have to eat and drink.


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[Assistant] But you can make meals and like, okay, I make a really good meal, eat this. That's going to give me a buff for the next 10 minutes. That's nice. Yeah. So it's...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't mind that at all. It's like, you know, not having to constantly feed and, you know, worry about food and water is nice. Yeah. God. Raph's too into it.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think we said I like color, you know, yeah, being able to customize your character a little more.


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[Assistant] And being able to customize your bases more with different colors. And maybe the stamina wheel. Maybe that stamina wheel doesn't need to be there.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, these devs seem to know what the fuck they're doing. It does seem so. Really, it's like, I was just impressed with how good the game was. Yeah. You don't see a lot of, yeah. And the confidence to give you a six hour demo for free too.


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[Assistant] That's, that's like, hey, we know our game's good enough that you could have a six hour demo for free, and you're gonna wanna keep going. And they did, I was like, okay, shit, I'm in, I'm in, I wanna play some enshrouded, it looks great.


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[Assistant] Man, they have the trailer look great. You guys love it. I hope there's, uhm, there's a way, you know, this is just for us, but either some sort of photo mode or some sort of way to turn the HUD elements off. Yeah. So we can get shots and shit, but that's, you know, that's us. We're, we're the, we're the only idiots on YouTube that want that.


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[Assistant] It's called Keen Games. Keen Games is the name. What have they made? Portal Knights? I guess they did Portal Knights. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, whatever, I never played Portal Knights, but that was an adventure sandbox multiplayer, very Minecraft looky.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think most everybody that gave it a shot was pretty damn impressed. But I'm curious, you know, it's ultimately gonna see, cause I already saw the gameplay loop, is like, they gotta keep that gameplay loop interesting for...


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[Assistant] 20 hours or however long the game actually is. Feels like it'll be more. You would think. It could be. Yea, that map looks huge. Yea. Absolutely gigantic map.


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[Assistant] Exploration felt very rewarding in this, like anytime I found a cave, there was like something in it, some sort of treasure.


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[Assistant] And the note was just like, you know, I hid, you know, don't tell mom, but I hid our treasure under the, uh, the corn patch outside. Oh, nice. And then you go over to the corn patch and you start digging and there's a treasure there. It's like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, keep the letter. Anybody making a survival game that you play with multiplayer, keep, keep the lore kinda short.


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[Assistant] A guy talked for five minutes straight. And you're playing with friends. You're not listening. You're not like, okay, everyone stop what they're doing. Stop having fun. I got to listen to this lore or this note. It's just like, man, it's not the way to do it.


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[Assistant] And there are, let's be fair, there are some books I picked up and enshrouded were like, okay, here's a story about the world or the previous world or whatever. And I, a lot of times like, okay, whatever, but it does go into like your inventory where if you gave a shit, you could just go read it whenever.


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[Assistant] This is like, okay, you're filling out the lore of the world. Cause I guess the lore is, uhm, your ancestors did something that created this shroud upon the world and now you have to, you know, clear it out.


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[Assistant] This whole year, 2023 has been an amazing year for games. So much release this year. That was great.


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[Assistant] You have to. And that's what's exciting about VR and augmented reality technology coming up. It's like, you know, you could see games becoming sports in the future that actually need an arena to compete in. Now we're talking. Everybody's got AR goggles on that's competing for whatever game that is.


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[Assistant] On the dumpster. I don't know on the dumpster, I know we tried it on the stream.


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[Assistant] I did install it at home just to run around for a minute and just see how pretty it was. Cause my home PC is a beast. Yea, and? It's gorgeous. Yea. The volumetric clouds look crazy. Yea. Like crazy good. Like, you know, I went, I got in, put on god mode and just went into fly mode and I was just like,


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[Assistant] I tell you what, it did crash when I went to the, like, tried to go wait. Oh wait, no, it wasn't a crash. That wasn't a crash, but it would respawn me. It's like I would die, even in god mode. If I went too high in the sky, it would just respawn me. So I don't know if you hit the ceiling and it respawns, I don't know if that's a new thing or not.


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[Assistant] When they're lit up, they light the cloud layers as well too. So yea, it looks so good. The fog, volumetric fog, volumetric clouds, the weather is like, okay, it looks good.


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[Assistant] At its core it's still Ark, but it looks good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the community will be able to make mods and then I guess upload them if they're approved and then from the start menu you can just add mods to your server. I guess as long as everybody has it. Big head mod would be nice.


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[Assistant] Now if enshrouded comes out, like, all right, now screw it all. I want to play enshrouded. Cause like I'm, I'm more excited about that than anything. You watch.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I wanna talk about it so bad, but yeaah. It is best to just avoid it. For sure. Like honestly, cause yeaah, you don't wanna give too much, too much away.


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[Assistant] Yeah, sure. Yeah, I think most people, they think it's cool, but they don't get it.


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[Assistant] Cause you're like, yeah, I, I, I'm a YouTuber or whatever, you know, I make content, we have an audience. Everyone thinks that's cool. Yeah. And then what do you make content about? It's like a video game. It's like most people are like, oh, okay.


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[Assistant] No, no, we got such a weird job. We really, we really do. It is a weird fucking gig we have found ourselves in. I fucking love it. It's amazing to get to do it. We get to do it thanks to you. You find people at home and watch this crazy shit.


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[Assistant] Now, you used to like move, like, you would move directionally with one finger. Yeah. Like WASD was like one finger being pressed. And we're like, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] If you're not used to it, like even a controller, you put a controller in someone's hand that doesn't play video games and they're just like, what do I, it's so many buttons and it's complicated if you don't know what the hell it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, you gotta move. Bodies aren't meant to sit still.


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[Assistant] You're welcome. And it doesn't have to be well, I mean this is my, it doesn't have to be like. Within an hour, so. Yea, exactly. You need to have a little leeway. Yea.


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[Assistant] But, like, I like to go to bed around midnight, but you know what? Sometimes I don't make it until one. Yeah. That's when I go to bed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, you're out partying, get it. But yeah, that consistency, it helps. But yeah.


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[Assistant] It's so great. I feel like, I mean, yeah, my, my house is pretty well lit, so I feel like I get, I work up with the sun. You're going with the sun, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Uhm, it sucks when I go visit mom and dad, cause the room I usually stay in.


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[Assistant] It is on the shady side of the house and those blinds work like a charm.


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[Assistant] Mhm. Sleepy six. I can sleep at 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock in that damn room if I'm not careful. I have to set an alarm when I sleep at their place. Cause it's just fucking dark.


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[Assistant] All that LED, what do they call it? Super screen? Yeaah. That thing's awesome.


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[Assistant] Everything that comes out in Disney should be on that. Yeah, man. I mean, if that's an option, like yeah, let's just shoot it on that.


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[Assistant] It's a giant, uh, like imagine a giant bubble of LED screens, and then, uh, they can build their sets in Unreal Engine.


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[Assistant] And then the camera actually has the 3D data, uh, uh, like in, in, in Unreal Engine. So wherever you move the camera, like the backgrounds will change. Instead of green screen.


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[Assistant] You could be in space, you know, it's like, uhm. Yeah, so that's inside the damn thing. I just pulled up a video showing, showing Simon.


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[Assistant] Yeah, rolling right, rolling right now. Okay. I don't know, I don't know who this video is from. Give them credit. On Demand News.


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[Assistant] That gets better and better. I mean, yeaah, even I love these, uhm, like the drone shows and things like that. Yeaah. That they're doing now. Well, they can, they can send up like, you know, a hundred, two hundred drones and they'll actually form an object in the sky. Yeaah. Like, that's, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] I was curious this morning, I was like, uh, cause I think I saw someone do a Halloween show and they had those drones as part of it.


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[Assistant] Like some guy's house, it was pretty cool, but I was like, man, I'm like, what is it, what does one of these kits cost? And it was like, for ten of them, it was almost eight grand. Oh wow. For like, I guess, everything. For the drones, and I guess the program, and the, you know, control, like everything. Yeah, have them all in sync together. Oh, I mean, that's just ten, ten of those little drones. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Oh yeaah, I watched, what do you do, you know, just the presentation on this website or whatever, you know, and just like little simple shapes. But even like seeing a circle in the sky spinning was kinda cool. Pretty dope. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] They brought it up on the podcast and they were like, no, let's go do it. And then so they just went and got the bow and arrow and they shot the day as well.


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[Assistant] Ice cream Cybertruck. Cybertruck. Is this a Cybertruck? And you got a bunch of damn ice cream in the back.


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[Assistant] Right. That's the only one you want to get. Can you, you can't charge the other manufacturers' electric cars at a Tesla station. You can. You can. Okay. Yeah. Alright.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we already hit our goal, hit our goal pretty quick. Alright. She's great. Some sexy colors this year. Yeah, what, green and black? Yeah, they look good, they look good. Yeah, that is a nice combo, isn't it? They're nice, yeah. Yeah, for sure.


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[Assistant] I mean, Ark will be, I would imagine that would be the winner just based on our channel's history. Uhm, you know, people that watch our channel probably play Ark.


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[Assistant] Yeah, don't miss the phone calls at 3am asking for help in Greenhill.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's pretty, that's pretty rough. Yeah. Yeah. I have a very broken sleep schedule, but I'm fine. I manage. There you go. I'm not complaining, I'm just complaining.


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[Assistant] Oh, the colors was, that was too easy, that was silly. There was no challenge in that.


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[Assistant] Yep. Closing the circuit by touching someone else and the metal wall. That was super cool. Yeah. Yeah. I liked it.


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[Assistant] But what's stopping us after we ran it, what was stopping us from rerunning it again and breaking a world record by doing it all in 60 seconds?


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[Assistant] Five rooms, three puzzles in each. Like there's only a half hour one, which is short. I think we could have had maybe...


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[Assistant] Which I would prefer, cause half an hour felt too short, cause once we're in the groove of it saying this is really fun, it was over. Well we did it in 15 minutes. That's, yep, we should have slowed down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, why not? I cannot throw overarm, no matter what I do, I cannot make it stick, but the underarm flick, almost every time I can get pretty close to the bullseye. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] I'll give you a weird example of our safety rules. I went to a shooting range a couple of years ago at the Gold Coast and, um, cause I wanted to learn how to shoot up and coming here a bit and being playing with guns.


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[Assistant] The, the guns are in a riser. So normally you just have a gun, you shoot here. I'm assuming that's how it works. They're in this riser. So the guns actually.


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[Assistant] Chiseled in to this piece of metal that just rises up and down.


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[Assistant] All they were doing it because it was magpie season, cause if you get swooped by a magpie.


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[Assistant] We actually have the Magpie Alert website which shows where the aggressive Magpies are. In red on the map and incidents of swooping here.


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[Assistant] It's not uncommon to see someone on their bicycle with a helmet on with zip ties coming out of it. Cause that's a magpie deterrent as well. It looks wild, but hey, it works.


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[Assistant] There you go. That's your Chicken Twisty review from Nibs Gaming.


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[Assistant] We'll see how much we drink tonight and see if there's any left over.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, of course he's included, but I was just busting his balls.


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[Assistant] I did, I did it in a way. Um, I don't know if you remember the show, Louis, that was Louis CK show. In the, um, the intro of his show, um, you know, the theme credit area.


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[Assistant] He goes into this pizza place and he grabs a massive slice and he's just walking down the street in New York with it. Well, I found that pizza place when Anthony and I went there last year and I reenacted that scene by going into Ben's Pizza, grabbing a slice and walking down the street outside the Comedy Cellar with it. I love that show and it was cool.


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[Assistant] My friend's pizza shop is officially opened. Huocos. After it burned down this time last year.


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[Assistant] And I'm going to be actually going up there in the next couple of weeks, one to go see his shop, but also Brian's guitars is next door and Thicke and I always talked about going to that, like that place is a mecca for him. So I'm going to be going up there and going to both those places.


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[Assistant] Or we go to New Haven on that new, that new airline and go up there for what?


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[Assistant] In Australia, uh, we do manual arts. So that's woodworking and metalworking as a part of your optional high school choices that you get to choose. Um, I chose woodworking, metalworking cause I like that kind of shit.


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[Assistant] And, um, I had to use the power sander for the woodwork piece I was making and I've fully ground my index finger on my left hand back to the first knuckle.


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[Assistant] And uhm, I didn't feel it. I didn't feel a thing until I saw the blood everywhere.


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[Assistant] And yeaah, it was like super nasty, but uhm, yeaah, that's my high school story, it was awful.


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[Assistant] That's the fun of high school in Australia in the 2000s, 90s, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Some of it is also, uhm, let's not lie here. Long Dark, you guys are just killing it.


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[Assistant] Good system on that, on how you're cutting those. It's nice. I can feel it. I can feel that honed in. It's nice.


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[Assistant] It's that good played out vibe, like you can feel all the, you know, nice and slow kind of vibe.


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[Assistant] I purposefully not watched, uh, much at all, but it's amazing how, just from the titles of YouTube videos, say a lot in some cases, like some people saying it's just like the best survival game, best horror survival, all that shit, like all the accolades are in the titles. Oh yea, we'll get there.


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[Assistant] The amount they've, uhm, I mean the map's big, but it's not like crazy gigantic or anything.


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[Assistant] So what they've crammed into that above and below ground 2 is very impressive.


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[Assistant] To keep you, uh, consistently entertained and the building mechanics obviously help so you can set up bases everywhere and shit. But yea, that's a masterfully made game.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah. Especially if you don't know shit that's coming.


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[Assistant] Like it's one of those you kinda just really really want to not have had any spoilers.


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[Assistant] We'll start kicking some spider butt. Right now we can, we can beat em, but it's not a, it's not easy. Yeah. But remember when we just ran like the biggest little bitches ever?


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[Assistant] Dude, it's like, in real life though, a spite, like, they're gonna sense movement. They're hunters. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah, we're, we're kinda big. We're like, uh, you know, we're like a good mouthful.


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[Assistant] It's good you didn't step on it because then all the babies go running everywhere and it's a nightmare. It is a nightmare. I've seen videos of that. I like those little wolf spiders, they're fine. But that is a- that's a mama wolf spider. Mhm. Mhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they get big. I don't mind a wolf spider. I like a wolf spider. We've had such a mild spring or like beginning of the year. Yeah. That uhm, oh yeah, everything's out in full effect.


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[Assistant] Man, I'll bet these names are just like, through, across the country.


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[Assistant] When you are a Marine, it's like, are you a West Coast Marine or are you an East Coast Marine? Cause there's this big rivalry. Oh yeah, for sure. Like where you went to bootcamp.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because west coast, we had to hike mountains, right?


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[Assistant] But East Coast, they were in the swamps and the nociums. Hmm. So.


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[Assistant] After getting stationed on the east coast and dealing with these little fuckers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's no flow to that. No. Sand gnats. Sand gnats.


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[Assistant] That's what they are for me. Oh, it's a biting midge. Mhm.


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[Assistant] They suck. They do. I mean, mosquitoes suck in their own right. These are oof. They're just annoying.


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[Assistant] And their size, their bite, feels like there's, uhm,


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[Assistant] That covers a good area. It's a formidable bite.


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[Assistant] So far, it's pretty cool. Anything with a single dev is pretty impressive.


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[Assistant] Wow. How? How does one person- I know. Yeah. It doesn't make sense.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, if asked once you saw this footage without knowing anything, how many think, how many think made this game?


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[Assistant] I'm glad it been. Can I go scrap now?


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[Assistant] Uh, sure. Alright. So, uh, Ada hits me up a couple weeks ago, a week ago, whatever, saying she, uh, had been just kind of randomly working on this, uh, racetrack and scrap mechanic.


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[Assistant] And I was like, go send me a screenshot of two. And then she kinda put together this little trailer, threw it up on our, so we could watch it like privately. I was like, oh shit, okay. And I was like, bam. It popped in my head. I was like, cause I, I didn't know what I was gonna do next. Obviously it's been an issue here, but we'll get there. And I was like, fucking, just three scraps. It's got history on our channel. Thicc loved them.


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[Assistant] And, and like, I had been working on something, uhm, for a while randomly as well. And I was like, if I put that...


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[Assistant] Three episodes with the race track, make a challenge course, which I came up with today.


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[Assistant] And uh, finish my big glass for now. We could have like a little olympics.


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[Assistant] Perfect. This will be fun. Just kind of bring it back to that. And I think we're going to start with Ada's track, the race track. The car is already built. Pretty cool track. Anyone at the office who wants to be in on that round, the first round, can be in.


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[Assistant] And it'll kind of eliminate down to a certain amount. And I'm thinking maybe even ask the scrap man. We'll see. We'll see. Something like that. Yeah, that'd be great. A little collab. Yeah. Bring it down to the second round, which would be the challenge course, which, uh, it's gonna, it's, it's like a bomb.


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[Assistant] Transporting challenge, there's three different little challenges, like through a, uh, canyon.


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[Assistant] Okay. A big jump at the end. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. And then it'll come down to the final two, which I can't...


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[Assistant] Be myself, I can't be in the final, cause I built the last.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had some scrap on the channel. Let's do it, yeah. 2023 Scrap Olympics. A few episodes of Scrap, why not? It'll be a good time. I'm excited about it. So, just wanted to pimp out the Scrap. If you haven't seen the Scraps, there's a ton of Scrap mechanics on the channel. They're all fun in their own right. That was just wide open creative vil and stupid shit. Yeah, it's a lot of fun came out of Scrap.


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[Assistant] Nope, fuck this. And I think it's like one of the best building systems in any game ever. Wouldn't you agree, Anthony?


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[Assistant] Okay, two at a time. Gotcha. That game's seven years old now. Came out in 2016. Yeaah, man. It's a hell of an accomplishment. They've done a great job.


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[Assistant] Do me Todd Howard. Alright, so I had a couple stories to share. Okay. Uhm, cause I just went on a little trip.


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[Assistant] Anyway, before we went there, and the reason we decided to go there is because we were going to a wedding she was in, up in Chicago, right outside of Chicago First.


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[Assistant] And we were brought up where we were going to like go to Ireland for this trip, but uhm, didn't want to go from cold to cold.


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[Assistant] But still want to take advantage of the, um, the nice hub that O'Hare is and decided on Jamaica. So anyway.


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[Assistant] We go up to Chicago, nice and snowy. They just had a good fresh snow too.


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[Assistant] And uhm, just a couple days, and this wedding she's in, it was a friend of hers from, from college.


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[Assistant] And uhm, super sweet, super like, like, quiet, smart, you can tell all this stuff, and uh, her new man, uh, they might even hear this, who knows, but uh, great guy, more of a nerdy, uhm,


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[Assistant] He's a gamer guy, but, you know, super smart, real, real cool guy. This is a great family. We had a great time at the wedding. But I get to hear about, uhm, her friend from, uh, from college. And...


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[Assistant] Uhm, apparently, back when, uhm, when she went to visit her friend where she grew up,


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[Assistant] And, uh, her friend's father is, like, still, I think, in the military. And he's, like, up there, like, colonel. He's, you know, he's, uhm...


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[Assistant] And had, I guess, like a gym above a garage or something like that and taught in that area outside of Chicago.


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[Assistant] And when, when my girl was there, visiting her back in the college days, uhm,


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[Assistant] She saw all these pictures on this gym wall of her and Ronda Rousey. Her friend and Ronda Rousey. Oh shit.


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[Assistant] Which is where she trained, and apparently her friend who was in the wedding who got married, uhm, used to like-


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[Assistant] I dunno, it tickled me. It tickled me. She didn't wanna like, do the jujitsu path in her life. I didn't have that character like Rhonda did and stuff like that. I just love knowing that she used to regularly kick her ass.


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[Assistant] Especially from the humble sort, you know, you're not bragging about shit, even though that's... But I guess there was one time in college where...


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[Assistant] Some bigger chick was like just wiling out or whatever and, and she went in and got her in some hold like, like that. Right. And everyone was like, what the?


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[Assistant] This is pretty funny. Uhm, still in Chicago at O'Hare. And uhm, we're getting ready to go in and go through security, all that stuff. And I want to run to the bathroom one more time.


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[Assistant] You know in the morning you've had your, uh, get your coffee on and whatever.


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[Assistant] And I'm at the urinal, and I let out a little toot, and then I hear, yeaah, exactly, I hear from the, uh, one of the stalls.


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[Assistant] Like, like, dueling, dueling toots. And then I, I was like, what the, was that just coincidental? Let out another one. Go ahead. And then from the stall, I hear a,


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[Assistant] A fart connection with a stranger. I love it. That's great. Yeah, I had to share that. It was impossible to talk.


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[Assistant] If anyone's out there, go ahead and take it. Yeah, cheers guys. Go ahead and take it. You're welcome. And then I'll just, uh, the final dumb thing down at, um, where we were. It was a resort in Jamaica.


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[Assistant] Food was alright, it wasn't as good as the place we went to Mexico. I mean, there was, it was, the place was great, it was beautiful. But uhm, I remember one night, uh, discovering this hot sauce.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I love this hot sauce. I was so happy with it, right?


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[Assistant] And uhm, like to me, if I were to say what it's like, it's like, every now and then I do want a Tabasco.


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[Assistant] Or something in the realm of a Texas Pete. Pretty vinegary, really. But neither of them are the heat level I want.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? I want a little bit more zip. Right. Because those two are so tame.


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[Assistant] Right. You know. Yeah. And they're popular. But this has just that right amount. It's like on top of that. But it's like also...


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[Assistant] As hot as it gets to me, it's like that perfect, it's never overwhelming, you're not gonna sweat, but you get that tingle you want, you know what it's tasty? Hold on, we're gonna get to that.


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[Assistant] So, I was like, I gotta get some of that, I gotta bring some home. And I was like, that's gotta be in this, in the, all the gift shops around the resort and shit like that and all that stuff. Couldn't find it anywhere, not this particular one. Not the hot pepper sauce, they had all these other versions of this shit. What's the brand? Spur Tree. Spur Tree, okay. Spur Tree.


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[Assistant] I was like, this is probably their Tabasco or whatever. Um, and my girl went on the website and you couldn't find this. You couldn't find it in any of the shops, anything like that. Every bottle I saw around that they'd have at the bars and stuff like that. They were always.


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[Assistant] Very little left. Oh my god. I was like, well, before I leave, I gotta, I gotta get a bottle. Commodity, man. Whatever. You know?


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[Assistant] And I could have probably asked, right? So it's the last day we're there and go to this one place where we're eating. It's like right on the ocean, this buffet kind of style, whatever. And I saw a bottle. And I was like, there's like three quarters left in that.


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[Assistant] I might never get this. There's something going on with this. It's very protected. Clearly. They're not selling this anywhere. And it wasn't on their site, which is fucking crazy.


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[Assistant] Alright, so I'm about to, yeaah, it's not fresh in my head, but I'm going to do an impression soon. Anyway, uhm, when we're eating, it's like brunch, I guess, time. I bring it over and we did a really slick thing where


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[Assistant] She didn't see it, but man, my guilt. Oof. Yeah. I got through it and then we got to the airport and they're for sale all over the airport.


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[Assistant] So he like in food, it was like that. You bought some potatoes and that shit. Yeah, dude. And his nags? Yeah, I wanted to make a bunch of stuff with this or at least mess around with some stuff, you know? Hell yeah. It's like a really approachable, but it goes so much hotter than like Tabasco. Or uh, or like Texas Pete for sure.


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[Assistant] Nah, nah, I'm good. I still like almost prefer Sriracha with everything, including fried chicken, but this was... I almost got busted for...


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[Assistant] I almost went to jail, guys. Uh oh, what'd you do now? Oh, I stole the hot sauce.


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[Assistant] It might start at like 40 to 60. That's what I'm saying. That's no joke. It was breezy. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] But a, but a nice, kind of warm breezy.


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[Assistant] And everybody listening to this right now is like, where they live is like, shit. Tell me about it. Yeah. Shit. That seems like everywhere, like I wanna go somewhere where people are leaving. It's a, yeah. Infrastructure is ten years behind.


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[Assistant] What do you, you have to go on. It is absolutely still with us in every fucking way imaginable.


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[Assistant] Probably amazing. Probably easier to get around in that base than the base that Ada built for her. Oh god.


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[Assistant] You see the pyramid that we were going into kinda resembles the symbol as well.


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[Assistant] Cause it was like a grind fest, it was just like a, you know. I mean a little bit, it's got that element to it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but when they had those dangers in, like the pictures suggested and stuff like that, when that stuff, and if you can like hijack those trains or like take the parts and like make yours just gigantic, like, raft-ish, you know, the whole thing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yea, if Thicc was playing with us, he would have been so, like he was on a leash, cause he could only go so far.


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[Assistant] I wonder if like you eventually like you can extend that leash. And that'd be cool.


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[Assistant] Again, another game design thing that would be dope. You get a fucking leash extension? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Barely. I gave up at the end. I just wanted, cause we had played like, we were getting over three hours at that point. And I just knew, but I'm glad that he got it together. Got the car together, that is. Spoiler, for those who didn't see it. But that was fun.


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[Assistant] Alexa, already, well, she already looks annoyed at us.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, but it's come, it's come away. The eyes are the back and forth, the eye.


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[Assistant] This is so cool. The manipulation's gonna happen, that's inevitable, and it's also not going anywhere, so embrace it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I would just guess that lower bassier voices would be easier. I don't know why, but I mean there might be something there.


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[Assistant] Cause, uh, Trump and Biden, you know, obviously higher than Obama got them right down here, you know.


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[Assistant] And it seems like right now it's mimicking thinking.


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[Assistant] Lester was like, I'll make this human shut up. But it's a great thread of this guy just arguing with this AI. GPT's been around for a long time, right? How long? I don't know. So, because when I lived with, uhm, Brian and Danger,


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[Assistant] It was just called Chatbot. Okay. But that's like, that's like a decade ago.


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[Assistant] And it was kind of impressive then, like it would, I would, I was just like fucking with it just to see. And I was talking and talking and like, you know, obviously not as smart as these days. And then it would kind of get off the rails eventually.


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[Assistant] Fuck you. Cop out GPT for a fucking nice safe answer.


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[Assistant] What would be the first question is to ask, are you AI? And you'd think, uh, you'd have a case if it lied to you.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I'm just saying, down the road, if someone has an issue, and you're like, I'd really like to talk to a human, are you AI?


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[Assistant] You know? Right? Down the road. Like, you can't answer my question, I need a human. Like, I really want a human, please. Are you AI? And if they lie, then now you get a lawsuit.


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[Assistant] Oh, yeah, but off on a happy note, uhm, sex bots. Sex bots. We're gonna have sex.


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[Assistant] Uh, they are live as of, yeaah, when this goes live on the channel, then they are live at U2s.com.


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[Assistant] Uh, the full product description is going to be in the link below. So yeah, jump on there immediately and grab your thick 44.


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[Assistant] And then in a couple of weeks time, go to Sydney, go through the whole visa process, which apparently will be super easy. Spend a few days in Bondi beach, just relaxing, get my passport back.


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[Assistant] Small lands actually came out of, into early access today.


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[Assistant] Well, Duralius and I played it on Switch, uh, last year.


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[Assistant] Yep, and it's on Switch, Xbox, Playstation, everywhere.


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[Assistant] Well, it might be on Ubisoft's, uhm... You play whatever it's called, right? You play, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, here take it, I gotta pee. Oh, okay. Hey guys, hey. Hey Anthony. What's going on? So, I think that was a test that they were doing, where instead of watching ads throughout the entire video,


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[Assistant] Yeah, which is bullshit. Which is absolute bullshit. Yeah. But it got me to-


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[Assistant] Pay them $10 a month. YouTube should give us money, I shouldn't give them money. Come on!


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[Assistant] Cause I wasn't excited going into it because it's like, eh, this again. But, yeaah, starting off at level zero, everything means so much.


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[Assistant] Well, he puts his thumb down on his head and just, you know, like the hose idea.


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[Assistant] Like, I'll see, I'll see like a, just something in the sky. It could be like a Pelagornis and I'll like jump into the bushes and be like, oh shit, what is that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, and you and App Store have sound coming out of your computer. I have my headphones, so yeah, I keep my headphones on.


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[Assistant] I have a really big problem with the Rust series that we did because I loved it and I wanted to keep doing it.


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[Assistant] No, you got killed by a pig, like, first episode, and that was your baby, that was like, ooooh, I got this, oh!


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[Assistant] And just to let everybody know, this is not a one-off, this is a series.


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[Assistant] Oh, that, yeah. That was amazing.


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[Assistant] Like, look, we, we were invited to industry parties, and we said, nope. Forget it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's, let me wait in line to, uh, to get into a club where the music is blaring and I can't talk to anybody in the industry who I don't even know. So it's like, no, let's hang out with, I mean, obviously it's a, it's a no brainer. I would hang out with our community every weekend if I could.


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[Assistant] Two people. That's the next premise for our, uh, uh, animated series, Fight at the Empignada Truck.


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[Assistant] Hey, and don't forget to follow us for more hobo hacks. That's it.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, yeaah. So in our comments, people are like, hey, you've won, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, no, we're getting a lot of emails about it, so uhm, thank you for making them feel dumb. Sorry. And also- Let's erase that part.


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[Assistant] Right now. Or, yea, I don't even know. We're actually taking stuff. So.


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[Assistant] It used to be the porn bots used to be like, Oh, what's this response? It's like, Hey, hot singles in your area, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, no.


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[Assistant] Oh, how he turns into an old person when something changes in a game that he doesn't like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then how he turns into a baby whenever something he doesn't like in a game changes.


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[Assistant] Neve's new phone, which is probably only five years old.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing is that it turns into the multiverse thing. Nothing means anything anymore when you have something that's gone.


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[Assistant] Tell us in the chat. You know them better than we do. You do.


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[Assistant] Let me just say, we have a wonderful, wonderful community, if you didn't already know, but what I was wondering, because, you know, you just gave them free reign to do anything, have you gotten any like, nudes or dick pics from people or anything weird?


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[Assistant] No, I know, but I think we've got, you know, good people that wouldn't do that mess.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you one thing with my dog Bear, he needs privacy when he poops.


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[Assistant] Oh, like a stub hub type thing. So you can buy official tickets and then also like resale. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Going to see, uh, it's uh, my older daughter, uh, for her birthday, I'm taking her to see Pitbull. Okay. Which should be a blast.


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[Assistant] And then on the 30th, I have to go to Charlotte.


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[Assistant] But with Hailstorm, pretty reckless, my daughter adores them. And I'm like, alright, what sort of star power can I use to get VIP blah blah blah? And then I was like, wait, I don't have any star power.


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[Assistant] Introduce her to Babymetal. Babymetal's great. She might like it. Does she know Japanese? No, she does not.


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[Assistant] Yeah, your daughter's been like four for twelve years.


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[Assistant] So yea, Kidz Bop is probably appropriate.


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[Assistant] See, I saw Guns N' Roses, I think in, uh,


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[Assistant] 92 with Skid Row and they were tight as a kitten butthole.


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[Assistant] Well, I was gonna actually put the doodle up for... Oh, she did! Great!


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[Assistant] And, uh, yeah, we said goodbye to our friend Azteca this week. She was going back to Australia. She was here for two months.


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[Assistant] I mean, I like it, okay, but it's not like firework, it's not 4th of July worthy.


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[Assistant] With the fucking fireworks blastin' over your head!


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's way better. That's way better. Way more inspirational.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I'm just, I just, yeaah. I, I don't like the novelty route.


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[Assistant] Okay. I swear to God, I'm going to watch your movie soon. I promise. I, I keep seeing, you know, events for it locally and, uh,


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. I was like, you wrote that movie. What are you talking about? You got talked into that movie.


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[Assistant] Hit another one. Wait, wait, I just want to hit one more. You kept, you kept doing that. I don't remember doing that. Oh, I remember. Like it was yesterday. I have nightmares about it.


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[Assistant] I can play that entire course with a pitching wedge and a putter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, eventually. Okay. This is the thing, this is what happens when you have somebody like me who doesn't pay any attention.


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[Assistant] To the details, and then, uh, Dora who's just got too much to handle, including Nandal.


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[Assistant] Like woah woah woah. The fuck happened? And I've seen others die, I've been the one to make the call. Since when are you getting all things all pretty and stuff? Cause you know, I'm keeping your hud off all the time.


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[Assistant] Right, but then, but now you, the last like few weeks. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] Let's just, we got something and we were getting things going.


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[Assistant] The thing is, I think it hurts extra because there was something that we, you know, forget the gig at.


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[Assistant] I understand you go, okay, yeaah, and not having something on the right setting.


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[Assistant] Is just a complete game changer for both of us.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I'm just, cause even when I get, if I get a little, little bit better here and a little bit better there, I mean, it really does, it all, it all ends to shit eventually. In that game. I have maybe some hope in seven days, but even then.


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[Assistant] No, yeaah, no, I mean, they were definitely fun times, but I, uh, I can't, I don't want to do anything except for seven days survival-wise, I guess. And...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. Green Hell, I hope. No, Green Hell, I'm already fucking done with. That lasted three episodes. I've got, I've got what could be another two, they're really hard, like I really, I don't know.


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[Assistant] I'm not built for this. You're just not a survival gamer. I'm just not. I'm just not. I am here to play with friends who know what they're doing, who I can kinda do some things, because let's face it, I'm not retaining this stuff. I don't know. I need to get studied somewhere. My brain's fucked. I don't know.


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[Assistant] But when you say Google, I mean you're going to a website most of the time that is like an ARC website, right? So just why wouldn't you just-


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[Assistant] Right, Arkpedia, I just don't understand why you wouldn't have it like somehow, if you're already online anyway, why wouldn't you just go directly to, from the game into Arkpedia? Essentially, isn't that it's own search engine? I mean, for, for everything ARK?


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[Assistant] Sure. Or their website. I mean, why not just have their website that has all the answers to it and you go while you're in the game, you can go, oh what the fuck is this? And you just go click and then it brings you right to that fucking website.


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[Assistant] I thought you said, you must have just looked at the log and said it got killed by sharks, cause you're the one who told me it was killed by sharks.


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[Assistant] So now what? Well we've got plenty more like you said, right? Plenty more what? Plenty more arc left.


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[Assistant] We need recruit, I need help, even with all the stuff that we have. Cause I've kinda given up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel just defeated. You need a third person? Four or five.


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[Assistant] You know, like really, it's not hard to get it out of me. I've heard you guys complain about me enough.


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[Assistant] You know, when it comes down to, oh, you know, you're just a defeatist. Oh, that was me recording with you the other day. No, it's a theme. And I get it, because I'm just like, fuck this. But I really don't like, like playing a lot of these games. Like seven days? Yeaah. Good to go. Good to go. I don't want to play it how you want it.


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[Assistant] Like, I can't play Ark. Like, unless I have friends helping protect me, I'm not gonna play Ark. Because I'm not gonna be able to survive. It's too different.


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[Assistant] I mean, people say, I'm just saying like, you'd enjoy playing it on your own. So many people say I tried to play it, and I kept on getting killed, it was too difficult, and I stopped. I've seen comment after comment after comment. My first experience of the game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know that, so like, so some people leave, even the gamers, I'm not a gamer, I am, but like even people who are better gamers than me, they get fed up and they say fuck this and leave.


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[Assistant] You just want to figure out how to- You're shitless. Not if you have a good- What the fuck, where the zombies come from? On seven days, yea. No, I know, no. Seven days, yes. I mean, no, no, you know, well that's the thing though. See, I, I don't want to make all the things and find all the things. Yea, you don't want to make it, you just want to have it. Any of it. I know I want, or I want to go find it. I want it to be easy to find all these things plentifully. And then if I can't find it, I can't find it.


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[Assistant] So you don't have to, so you don't do, you don't do any of the Christmas stuff with the family?


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[Assistant] Cleaned it out. There you go. Uh, I hung out with some, uh, some family. Did the fish thing. That was fun for Christmas Eve. Seven of them. Seven of them, yeaah. And, uh, yeaah, it was a nice chill holiday.


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[Assistant] Uh, we did Heads Up, which is a pretty basic one. You know, like the whole phone thing. That's a fun game, yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, see, if I'm producing the product, like producing the film, yeah, and one would cost like, you know, double, and take twice as long, and look exactly the same, I'd probably go for...


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[Assistant] Well you guys got bad eyes. That's true. I'm just thinking of like some animation. You'll see some animation when they're trying to make people look real and you go, holy shit, like half the time it looks real. So when it's a character that looks like it could be either animated or claymated.


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[Assistant] Oh, part one of two. I haven't seen the last, god, I've probably only seen the first one or two. I heard that James Bond's are all frickin' great too. Well, but I feel okay.


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[Assistant] Now you won't. I went out and saw fucking Maverick and I thought that was totally fucking meh. But that's okay and I went and saw it. So if this one is like, and one of the reasons why is because he went and flew the fucking plane. Cause that wasn't the fact that he was in it. I believe he was flying. I think he was the only motherfucker that was actually flying the plane.


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[Assistant] See, and I thought that too, and then someone said no, I think he was the only one. So I don't fucking know. The whole cast learned how to fly.


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[Assistant] How would that not be remote camera work by other people? Good question, Simon.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember kind of the first one. So I'll recognize the characters. I'll be like, oh, that was the guy that was, that was a regular guy that was in a wheelchair.


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[Assistant] Oh really? And he wrote it too. So I mean, you know, there they just went, oh this fucking guy, everyone's like, he's a genius, so if he says he's got an idea on something, just trust him until everyone laughs at something that he does, and then you question it maybe. I mean that's what they're gonna do.


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[Assistant] I still haven't seen the movie, and it's not like I want to, I will. It's worthy of a watch. Yea, but I do love the series. So I will watch the movie one of these days.


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[Assistant] Hell shit, man. So when this comes out, we're only like 22 days away from our live show that we didn't even get to offer tickets for.


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[Assistant] It was actually, Morgan Freeman was there for the original, like he was actually there for the original one just cause he really likes dolphins and then he played himself.


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[Assistant] So ARK 2 is, uh, it's been delayed and delayed, but I think, isn't there a month with it now in 2023?


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[Assistant] Which could be very cool, but it also seems like it's gonna be like they're gonna be able to smell you, like the dinos are gonna be able to fuckin' smell you.


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[Assistant] Like that, that doesn't make me feel good about playing a game. I want it to be easier. I want to play it on easy mode and see what that's like.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean I just guess like the animals, they're brutal, the animals are pretty brutal. We should probably take, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm already grumpy now with it completely.


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[Assistant] No, I was gonna hang with Daniel and whoever, you guys were all invited of course. I just wanted to do some grilling out and then I happened to get that like, that new augmented reality


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[Assistant] Well, it's not that new, it's a couple years old now, but that Mario Kart game, you know, we'll do that down in the pool room and stuff like that, so.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. They were good. Uhm, Doug came too. Uhm, the PLGX King. The king of our former live show. Sledge Monkey. Sledge Monkey. And, uh, yeah, invited him. We had a good time there. And then it got to the point where we're like, okay, we're gonna wander about just a little bit, but just subtly. And go up to my friend's bar at Bottega. The mess up was like, they had singer-songwriter night.


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[Assistant] People loved it, by the way. You just didn't, but other people really loved it. Go on. Which brought us to outside, cause singer-songwriter night, you know, everybody be quiet.


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[Assistant] After a while, I was like, we gotta get outta here. And we went to my other buddy's bar, Tavern Law. Ah, yes. And uh, probably lost three quarters of the people in that transition, understandably. Oh yea. But there was some, some folks there and we had a good time and then Sherry shows up. So she couldn't resist, you know what I mean? Nope.


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[Assistant] Here's what Daniel, here's what Daniel told me Saturday morning, right? He was like, uhm, he fell asleep finally and he was sleeping so good.


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[Assistant] It's not bad, man. I got a chicken sandwich. We got a fucking awesome sandwich. We were just mad because everything was wrong. But now it happens in deliveries and stuff. Quality goes down.


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[Assistant] Little bit. For sure, they don't give a fuck. They just want it out the door. I don't blame them.


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[Assistant] So we'll give them like a, like on the plane tickets, like what group are you?


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[Assistant] What did you guys eat before then? What'd you go? Slice of life. Before the show. Yeah, it's right around the corner.


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[Assistant] 30 seconds of that are when it lands at the top floor and you wait for the door to open and you're like, what the fuck is happening?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Wow. It's show time. My favorite part of the beginning of the show and nobody even like retained it like, uh, my girl, she was like, I didn't even notice, but.


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[Assistant] Our buddy Tim, T-Y-M Tim, came down from Raleigh Durham, good friend of ours. Uhm, fun fact, and we brought it up before, he's like in Duralyson Associates, he's the one who did the...


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[Assistant] Hey, all those steps are rough. They're different heights. And Osha would not be happy. A lot of people were, I guess, yeah, Gabs is saying a lot of people were like having them.


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[Assistant] I'll let them get it. Wireless mics were great.


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[Assistant] It was nice to be able to go back out, like I was enjoying going down that, or stepping out.


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[Assistant] Right, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah, what was after guts?


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[Assistant] It's anyone's game. I thought I was gonna take that one, but no. No, no. I didn't take that one. Squeak bye.


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[Assistant] Which worked out because when we were having a little, uh, signing photo, uh, session, that took so much longer. Whoops.


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[Assistant] Got all together, did the signings, pictures, all that shit for a while, and kinda like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's uhm, like in the next couple of weeks or whatever, let's just decide together and we'll, you know what I mean, pick a date, kinda like we did with this, and you just kinda- Gotta be summer, right? At least by the summer. Spring? Uh, well, I was gonna say- Spring might be, but summer for sure, at the latest.


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[Assistant] See now we're, now it's getting tricky. I don't know, we get two inflatable hot tubs.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, a lot more convenient for some people, but yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's what we've come used to at this point. Everybody was awesome. Across the board, just how amazing. We're so damn lucky. Hell yea. It's super neat.


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[Assistant] That part of town where at that hour, like especially back when I used to bartend, you know, from 2 to 2.30 or 3.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the lady that was working at the parking deck, that's right there across from the venue, that one.


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[Assistant] Weird Uber driver lady. Fuck yea. We gotta find her again. That was great. Now we have the withdrawal and we'll figure out the next one. Yea, I don't know what to do with myself. Just leave.


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[Assistant] Man, and at this point, everybody knows that everybody wants to see gameplay. Quit giving me the cinematic, quit giving me, come on, show me the gameplay.


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[Assistant] Look, twice is good. It's my call. It's fantastic.


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[Assistant] So it would appear, well, okay, like they said, uhm, instead of...


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[Assistant] You're not looking for your son, you're trying to find a billionaire?


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[Assistant] It immediately tells me, and it's like the cliche route of a story, but that all of this is because of the billionaire?


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[Assistant] And I feel like, how fun might it be to try to lose Calvin?


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[Assistant] And then, I'm more excited about the three-legged woman than Calvin to be honest.


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[Assistant] She could be useful. Yeah, a little bit more useful than Calvin, perhaps. Probably.


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[Assistant] Makes sense. Why don't you have a cat? I'm allergic!


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[Assistant] But she can. See, that's my point is like, uh, our buddy Cullen, before he got married to his now wife, uhm, highly allergic. She had cats.


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[Assistant] They made it work because he just started taking this, some medication.


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[Assistant] You make, you make something like your finger appear over the edge of the couch and then, you know, kinda...


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[Assistant] Scratch it down and make it disappear, that cat's all in.


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[Assistant] He's lovable, I mean, come on, look at the guy. Right? Uh, the, uh, other thing, the building system looks like, you know, it's different, you don't have the-


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[Assistant] Some of those, uh, creatures, like one of that first one that kinda like flips back over itself, that weird like...


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[Assistant] Pull frontal teeth. Yeah, like imagine him at the-


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[Assistant] I love the, uh, yeah, the AI is pretty fun and I guess they probably made that a lot more smart. It sounds like it from how they pitched it.


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[Assistant] Picture like building, like if it legit was they were set up, uhm, just saying, like the scenario of you're building for like a half hour and you realize, you look to the, and there was like five of them just staring at you the whole time, they're just right there just watching, just there. That's fucking effective. It's effective, it's weird, I like it.


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[Assistant] Tells me that you should make a base wherever the river empties out. That's all your log's gonna be.


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[Assistant] So like, you know, sleep at night and you just see all these like creature prints


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I'm not a good artist at all, I can't draw at all, so yeaah, Neve's far and superior, but uh, he does have some interesting choices on his facials and stuff.


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[Assistant] He's a little vacay. Yes he is. And he said he was gonna come back with a tan. I was like, you fuckin' better.


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[Assistant] Uh, one right Russian, uh, two cold Caucasians.


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[Assistant] That's usually not a bad, or not a good sign with the whole mobile, not that they, they're all bad games, like obviously there's good ones out there, but when they transition into like a triple A.


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[Assistant] Uh, I found a game the other day, kind of random, it was a new one, whatever, but like, such a change of pace.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a good one to play a little bit before you go to bed, uh, called Melatonin. It's a rhythm based thing. So good.


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[Assistant] So, it's so good, like you're kind of in the head of this kid who's like falling asleep every night. It's like goes by each night and the dreams that he's having are like different topics.


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[Assistant] Dating, uh, work, you know, all these things. There's like four levels per night and they're all like little rhythm games, but the music's like really chill.


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[Assistant] It's very dual, I don't know, highly rewarding. What caught my attention, which often does when we look at like steam shit, is the overwhelmingly positive reviews. And you're like, that gets my attention every time.


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[Assistant] Yep. Must be something here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I've been playing that the last couple nights. If you guys are looking for like a change, just a, you know what I mean, the step back from the regular action-y gameplay and stuff. Melatonin.


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[Assistant] Anyone ever take it? No. I've never taken it either. No, never. Just heard a lot of stories. I've had a phone call from a friend years ago while she was on Ambien and she didn't remember it and it was crazy. Like the conversation, it was so crazy.


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[Assistant] You can do some stuff you're not aware of. Right. So you need to make sure you're... That scares me with any...


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[Assistant] I know what you're saying, too, because it's always blown my mind. You are a different story, because not every time, every time you drink, that is not a given, you're gonna go there. Oh, no, no. It's actually pretty rare for you. It is rare, but it-


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[Assistant] Drink three and four and they're having the time of life, but once they're past that they become a demon of sorts.


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[Assistant] Those people, and they've been told probably by multiple people over the years like, dude, the fuck. Like if you hear that over and over, I understand the addiction part, but my god.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I default toward happy.


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[Assistant] I wonder, like, so that person, and I know there's a few of you out there, and I'm not calling you out or shaming you or anything like that, I am curious, like,


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[Assistant] When you start drinking that night, you're like, well tonight's gonna be different. Right. Tonight we're gonna...


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[Assistant] To, to come back to like survival games, I think it's funny how many sodas are in.


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[Assistant] You know, I was watching you guys long dark and stuff, it's like, sodas are fucking everywhere as your source of water. Yeah, they actually-


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[Assistant] But yea, they're everywhere in that game. I find them in everything. Like on soda, soda. And I just like, I picture getting more dehydrated from said soda. Because of reality.


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[Assistant] One of my favorite moments, and it's really nothing, uh, given the, well it is, it is, it's a victory. Uhm, Nibs is such an idiot, but I love him to death. Nah, I'm kidding, but like, he plays so differently and cautiously, and he's just an interesting player.


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[Assistant] But, uh, it was, so, this'll be for you guys, if you're listening today, this'll be last week's episode.


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[Assistant] Because they all have just seen one yesterday. But the episode last week, and for us it was yesterday, um, Neib's going down.


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[Assistant] That mountain. Yeah. And it looked, there was just seemingly nothing. Just nothing out there. And it looked like a big risk. And you know how the stamina and all that shit and like, you're fucked.


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[Assistant] You put yourself out there too far and then he rounded that corner and it was like...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that was really, really rewarding, cause he felt so stuck.


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[Assistant] Or would you want me to be there the same night? Of course I would. I would love everyone. Well, it's like, it's uh, it's Sundays at noon. Really? That's when my noon is.


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[Assistant] I think there's eight weeks. Okay. And you can miss weeks, but you just make up for your throws the week prior or after. So you throw four rounds and there are ten throws a piece each week and you're against someone.


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[Assistant] And they take it seriously, like there's a, like a judge scorekeeper on each thing. It's this whole league within the United States, really. Really? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Sunday, this last Sunday was the first time I'd gone. I mean the first time I'd for league. And it was the third time I'd ever even done it. Ever. Right. Yeaah. There was only two other nights. One with a few of us guys. I think Aztecu and stuff like that. And that was months ago. And then I went a second time. Maybe a month or whatever.


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[Assistant] I just- A friend? Well yea, it was a friend of, uh, of my girl's, like, that she lives by that is, uh, she's a big, um,


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[Assistant] She just enjoys it and did the last couple leagues or stuff. Just had a lot of fun. Oh, so she's been doing it already. Not who's this? Not my girl. My girl's...


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[Assistant] In that time slot of the league, six, fifteen, I think? Yeah, uhm, I'm right in the middle.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I did order one, so we'll see. Alright.


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[Assistant] But, uh, this lady I went against, she was a fucking beast and I almost took her out in my first match. Oh, but she got a kill shot. Do you know what that is? No.


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[Assistant] I know, you got the rings, so like, I know darts. The red dead center is, if your blade is into that at all, six points. The dead center was like five, then four, three, two, one, out. But the kill shots, they're in the upper left and upper right hand sides of the outer layers of the rings, right? Like I think they're


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[Assistant] By the one or two rings and they're, they're probably.


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[Assistant] The size of a half dollar. Okay. Just a black spot. Yeah. Okay. And you can choose to get it to, uh, to do a kill shot. And this is in your 10 throws. You know what I mean? Yeah. Um, twice of them 10 throws. And like I said, it's a small little thing.


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[Assistant] And if you get that, it's 8 points. And this bitch.


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[Assistant] She got a kill shot in there, and I was like, shit! I almost had her, I was like, fuck. Oh man. Ah, but then I won two of my four matches. One was against my girl, uhm, who did not have a really good day. She came in 14th of 15, but that's cause one person didn't show up for the...


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[Assistant] If you miss one, you make up for it. They just need your stats. Okay. Uhm, but yeaah. Oh, I'm having a fucking blast, man. I feel really good at it. That's awesome. Yeaah. Like I feel like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, if someone is running at me. Yeah, they got around eight. Yeah, I'm going pro. That's sweet. Eight feet away I could hit him in the chest right where I wanted to.


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[Assistant] The whole environment there, all the, um, the work, the employees and stuff, they're just great. So it's just a good vibe there. Yeaah. You know what I mean? Had the Vikings game up on the TV and grabbing some drinks.


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[Assistant] That's a perfect time for, yeah, I mean for the, for more.


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[Assistant] Mhm. Oh, that's great. Yeah. Nice and easy. Something to do. Gets you out of the, out of the house and socializing and shit, you know.


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[Assistant] Let's go Towson Max's this weekend. Uhm, we'll figure it out. That'll be great.


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[Assistant] It's so interesting to put the like, Jerboa ears into the hair on almost all of them.


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[Assistant] It did what? Like put the Jabroah ears in. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, of course, yeah, you need, you need that. Right. Uhm, here's the, here's the, uhm, here's the premise. I don't know where you do it, but uhm, you know how you've got a criminal out there?


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[Assistant] And the, the cops or whatever, they get all the details and then there's the rendering, you know?


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[Assistant] When they put it up, the looking for this man kind of shit. Right. If you're using A.I.


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[Assistant] A lot of people can't like, draw in that style, like, or like, do that. It's just so...


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[Assistant] They've done it for years now, that uhm, what was the, the whole, uh, South Park guys did it, that whole...


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[Assistant] Fantastic. They put Jared Kushner on like a child and they kept the child voice talking, but it was Kushner's, it was perfect. It was just fucking hilarious.


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[Assistant] This is his event. Yeah, the JT guys and the Rocket music guys. They're my homies. They are the ones who conceptualized and started this whole thing.


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[Assistant] Okay. Yeah, well, he definitely has, um, like all of the volunteers and all the people who are meant to be there running things, but he is still overseeing it all, putting out fires, making sure that everyone's happy. Like he's a great communicator, really good at checking in with everyone going, Hey, you're good. What do you need? And yeah, he's great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so it was a live nation event, technically too. Okay.


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[Assistant] And this is with 1300 fans. That's the other thing we haven't kind of covered as well. Yeah. That many fans who came to the concert and then the next day to the meet and greet.


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[Assistant] And you can try it. We did it for the IP party for NPC. Nice. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] That would be great because it takes two. The first episode comes out today when we're recording this. Oh good.


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[Assistant] And the country's only the size of like, uh, our city, I think.


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[Assistant] Though to every guest we have. Everyone. Kane, how are ya? I'm doing very well, how are you all?


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[Assistant] I translated that to, uh, easier.


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[Assistant] Now alright, now the software that you're opening these files in and changing and saving is what? I use Notepad++ for XML. So that's pretty complicated software there.


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[Assistant] So now, uh, that's changing, you know, health and stuff. What about adding new- A demon. A demon or a car or something like that.


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[Assistant] That was great. Yeaah. I was wondering like, like, there's a ton of vehicles. We haven't seen many of them yet. But, uh, like where do you get the, I guess the build of a vehicle or the look of it and bring it in?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's something I've kind of noticed that, I don't know, subliminally or whatever. It's like, oh, I hear crickets, cicadas, whatever. I'm going home.


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[Assistant] Hopefully there are people in the comments as well, you know, defending you. I feel like I see that a lot in Modder's comments, like, hey, I'm sure they're working on it.


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[Assistant] Great. So if we want to add like our own, uh, movie poster in there, is that something we could pull off?


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[Assistant] I'm curious, like, with a screamer. So in a regular game, a screamer screams, maybe five or six zombies show up. What kind of settings did you change when a screamer screams?


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[Assistant] Mmhm. Be careful with too many of those. Kane's calling on YouTube. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oh, nice. In our business, I just thought that was a person.


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[Assistant] My biggest experience with that is GTA. Cause we do, uh, GTA cinematic videos. And when we're doing those, we record them and then we take all that footage and we have to use mods to get the camera angles we want. There's a lot of updates in GTA, but usually mid-project they update something and then the mods broke.


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[Assistant] I'm attached to my, my little, uh, nutcracker. Dick puncher. Robot. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Like I look at it as a character sometimes, hey, watch my back, I'm going in.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think I did. Did you not? No, cause my health was like 4% or something. And I was on the bike and it was like making me float or something. But I still had 4% health. And then the other time, I don't know, I don't know. The other time I jumped off of my safety spot on the roof to come help you.


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[Assistant] I'm like, I'm so disappointed in myself. It's good when we're that invested. You're right. Especially in these versus ones where, uh, we're invested.


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[Assistant] I don't wanna know, yeaah. We haven't been, uh, like we're not watching this series. The last one that came out, I watched the scenes I was in, but not your scenes, so I don't know what you guys did. I don't believe you. I'm not watching anything. I don't wanna know. I'm the guy that-


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[Assistant] My mom can tell me where my Christmas presents are when I was a kid and I'm like okay, I will not look at them. I wanna be surprised.


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[Assistant] I used to save like, uh, especially as a young adult, just whatever boxes I had, which was usually like frozen food, like Hot Pockets or Mr. P's Pizza.


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[Assistant] And they'd unwrap it and be like, you're supposed to refrigerate these. And I'm like, I know. Merry Christmas. That's fun. But then there's a ninja turtle in it.


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[Assistant] He was annoying, he was complaining about clothes, so.


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[Assistant] But if they ever were to go, okay, we're going to jump back into console and get the latest version, it'd be a great day for all those console players.


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[Assistant] Anthony's done that. Anthony's watched movies with friends in VR. Yeah. Haven't you? It's great. Go to a movie theater, sit beside them.


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[Assistant] You're right. That's right, I started to watch that again.


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[Assistant] You know what's bad though when you forget you were watching a movie? Like, cause I watched the first part of The Matrix, and then it went off of HBO, and I was like, oh well, I guess I don't need to see it. And then it came back to HBO, and I was like, ah, I'll pick up where I left off, and I got a little bit further, and then I forgot that I started a movie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a bad sign. I love when you just can't wait to watch the next part of something. You're like, man, I gotta know what happened. I didn't feel that one. No, I don't think one person did. Not a single person.


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[Assistant] Man, I remember watching that as a kid and you know how slow time passes when you're a kid? And it said to be continued or whatever. Like I swear 40 years went by before I saw the second one.


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[Assistant] Four years in kids time is a long time.


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[Assistant] You think that would be fun? I'm just curious if that's ever happened. Why?


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[Assistant] App Store, pull it up, pull it up on Steam and see how much it is. But it didn't die. It's kinda cheap.


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[Assistant] Okay, so certainly not dead. 24.99.


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[Assistant] Well sometimes you know, sometimes you know that this is a bad place, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had a situation where we had to make that choice, but you'll have to wait and see what happens.


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[Assistant] Well hopefully, uh, yeaah, it generates a little bit more popularity, you know, because of us, and then they put us in the game.


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[Assistant] It's almost like going to a foreign country to learn the language rather than doing an app or a book.


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[Assistant] And he talked a lot about how he was practicing at home.


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[Assistant] So was that, was that when you got turned away or was that when you played?


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[Assistant] I haven't gone to a buffet in years in Vegas, so. Things may have changed.


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[Assistant] Alright, so anyway, three nights. Yeah, so the rest of your trip. Okay, so.


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[Assistant] Now I went to a drive shack, which is similar to Topgolf, in, uh, Raleigh with the JT guys and they had a game, uh, they had a game mode where on the TV screen you would see like these digital monsters. So they're, they're out there.


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[Assistant] Like, so, you have this monster at the red target, so if you hit it, you see on the screen that it loses hit points. And it was, it was fun. I don't know if Topgolf has that, but if they do, that's such a wonderful idea.


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[Assistant] Like Italian places are family style, like...


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[Assistant] They should make like a memory card necklace. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yep, this one's signed by Aneebz. What the hell's a memory card? It's 50 bucks.


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[Assistant] That's like Topgolf. You have to give him the email address. I remember, I remember I was so close to the end of Phantasy Star. Ooh.


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[Assistant] And, I don't know what happened, but my, the cartridge came out of the Genesis during gameplay.


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[Assistant] I may have paused the game and then my sister and maybe someone she was dating came over and like they wanted to play and so they just yanked the game. They yanked it out and I think that's what happened, but I'm not certain. But either way, yeah, on the phone, waiting for hours for Sega.


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[Assistant] They're like, yeah, we can't help you with that. I'm like, are you sure? If I said, what if I send it to you?


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[Assistant] You guys didn't get henna tattoos also. We thought about it.


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[Assistant] Alright, my question. So, when we see the videos that you guys post, it's after a lot of editing, a lot of work. So how much actual gameplay goes into making either a 20 or 30 minute video?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I am not part of the, like I'd go back to it next week if you had the right thing to go play enthusiastically. And Thicke isn't here, he's away, and I think he's sick of it as well.


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[Assistant] Drill, they started to leave you out. Okay, so I'm the only one here who doesn't know about this. Yep.


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[Assistant] Okay, I understand the appeal, but I don't, I don't know if I'd like it, because then I'm just sitting there, everything's- Yeah, well you can come fuck with us. I have everything, but you- I guess the fact that I'm not gonna be good at that, like I'm not even gonna be able to find you guys.


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[Assistant] I know, I'm still blind. I'll be flying over you left and right. He'd be like, I can't find you. You'd be like, oh, there he is again. Still looking for us. As the clue. I mean that, I guess I'm trying to find the funny in it and I guess that's funny a little bit.


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[Assistant] I would want to have some people with me to interact with though.


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[Assistant] You know, like even if they're just bodies, even if I have like, if, if I were to do this, I would want to have at least three or four people with me every time. They could rotate out. They could be members of the community. I could be asking them to do things for me as well.


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[Assistant] You happened to call when we were actually recording the podcast. You got lucky.


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[Assistant] No, it's not only gonna work, do you happen to have some sort of a question or anything in your pocket that you want to ask us why you got us? Thank God for Mint Mobile.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, it's really an everybody question because it didn't do as good as we thought it would do. I do have a second episode that is like mostly cut and kinda scored, but I'm not going to put it out unless that thing hits over 200 and it might take a while to get there.


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[Assistant] No, it's all good. I was just saying that cause it's beeping, so.


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[Assistant] I wasn't anticipating, but I do have a, uh, like it's kind of a fun. You've reached the Neves Gaming Hotline. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The cop method. Well, what I really need to do, I need to have my own mic for the phone. So logistics need to get worked out still, but we're having fun.


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[Assistant] Uh, but only if, because first of all, and for entertainment, you want some butlers. I want butlers, but I want those butlers to be able to tame other things. Now, you could say they're not allowed to help me tame like Gigas or Dragons, you give me limitations, but let's just say I might want to have like 10 of those big gorilla type things.


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[Assistant] I'd be into this if we do it sooner than later. I also don't want to be teasing these people about this. I think it would be fun to get back into Ark here in the next like, couple of months.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna start training in this game like I did seven days and became, uh, just still shitty but just a lot better than I ever was. You've been killing it in seven days. I believe it.


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[Assistant] Well, we'll see. It doesn't seem like it's going to be that much fun for me. That's the one turn off.


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[Assistant] Alright, now I am smiling, even though I know I'm gonna have a very difficult time doing these easy tasks.


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[Assistant] That's right, cause you can't, I forget, you can't fuck with the terrain in that game.


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[Assistant] I know, but that's why I'm asking Neebs, cause I wanna put, I want him to feel uncomfortable right now. He doesn't. I don't feel uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] Well, Battlefield friends, we might be getting rid of that soon. At least temporarily.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cuz that's one that's definitely coming to an end soon-ish, and then the others...


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that one I would definitely need. And what would we be doing this in? Which map would we be making?


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[Assistant] Newer ones. That'd be cool. Do you, uh, Neebs though happen to have one that you think would work pretty good already in your head?


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[Assistant] The island which we hardly spent any time. Yeah, that's the OG. That's the first ever ArcMap.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could see why both of those would work. So I think it's safe to say that as a good chance, it'll be one of those two, the new one or the OG.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but I want this, I'm gonna be pushing for this to come back sooner than later.


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[Assistant] So, walk us through this. You're at the pool. I was, I was swimming with my family in the evening time, and you know they have in this, like, community pool, and they had this, uh,


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[Assistant] And I got stung once on my neck and I didn't even know I was allergic and I almost died.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it took me about 20 minutes to get in front of a doctor and the fact that I wasn't covered in hives and all itchy was a big indicator that I was doing okay.


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[Assistant] Right. Just floating in a pool. Well, I thought of that.


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[Assistant] Holy shit, oh yeaah. It was a really long putt. It was, it was, hell it might have been like 25 feet.


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[Assistant] Like, I would have to, like, uhm, it's that, like, Irish Catholic guilt, or whatever the hell it is, you just be like, I have to stop and see what's going on.


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[Assistant] We are not talking to you right now. On our podcast at all. While we're recording.


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[Assistant] Jake? Nope, it's Simon. Who's Jake? Jack, maybe.


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[Assistant] Hey listen, I am inside you, my name is Jake, and I have a crush on your sister inside you, who is Susan.


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[Assistant] I don't know how long I should talk to them. I never know.


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[Assistant] And each seam or cross, cause normally those things have to insert and peg in. But this is one piece. Exactly. So if it's one piece and their joints are all like together, you might be, that is insane.


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[Assistant] And how, cause how strong it is, that obviously makes a big difference. All woods have different strengths to them, different densities, whatever. So like, can they grow right now just something that's like balsa? Or are they growing something that's like, you know, oak?


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[Assistant] Bamboo, bamboo, that's the fastest growing thing. They make freakin' sheets out of freakin' bamboo. They make like soft ass, great sheets.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, I've cracked it, it splits and you could almost like pull threads. Yeaah. It seems like that.


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[Assistant] Oh, I threw up, uh, what you're watching. Yeah. Cause kinda cause, uh, I know what I've been watching.


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[Assistant] Rookie year for Magic Johnson was like the same year that a new Warner came in and the Johnson.


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[Assistant] I tried to get my, I was talking to my, my brother-in-law about it. My brother-in-law is like a, he was like a basketball jock.