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[Assistant] Probably more entertaining on the, because of the fact that it's LA, it's sex, it's sports, it's drugs. Danny DeVito is in it.


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[Assistant] And it wasn't even that, come to think of it, it wasn't even that crazy of an idea, cause they, the Dallas Cowboys had fucking hot ass four leaders. Yeah, and before, and I wanna say, I wanna say.


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[Assistant] I am, I am gonna see it and it's cause it's, it's made a ton of money. People are talking about it and you go, yeah, why not?


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[Assistant] So I watched the first season and didn't go back for the second season just because I was like, Oh, that was entertaining. But then I don't know why, but I do remember the end and it is kind of easy to jump into the second season.


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[Assistant] It sounds like it shouldn't be that, but we'll see. Cause, you know, like you said, they've been planning since the beginning. I hope so. I watched, uh,


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[Assistant] I finished the second season of Russian Doll, which Dora, I don't even know if you've ever watched the first one. I love that actress. She's also the writer and director, or at least direct some of the episodes, and is co-created by Amy Poehler. Do you know that? She was on incident.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I, and I get it, it's a weird flick.


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[Assistant] Or type show series, but uh, but I, I really enjoyed it. I thought it was really smart and fun and interesting. It's a fucking weird.


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[Assistant] See, like, that was a commercial, like, there'll be little things when they go back in the 80s, I see commercials, they're like, oh, Crazy Eddie, you're insane, one of the characters they met worked there.


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[Assistant] She's like, oh yea, by the way, your boss is going away for uh, tax fraud or whatever.


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[Assistant] Silly. But you know, when they make reference of that in the show, I'm just like, oh, that's so funny. Like, cause she really is, I guess. She's a New Yorker girl.


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[Assistant] Thanks. But I like that show, it's worth a watch. At least if you like weird shit. Right, right.


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[Assistant] You guys might be getting a video of me attempting to play Poppy Playtime. I played it.


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[Assistant] So I started to play it, and I'm like, I'm gonna sit here, it's a puzzle game, it's a horror game, it's got a lot of really good reviews, and if, if I think it's fun, maybe I'll hit record and see whatever.


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[Assistant] They ended up playing for like five minutes and it took me that long to get the first puzzle. But once I got the first little puzzle, I'm like, oh, this is fun. I'm going to hit record. And then I started to talk through it and I finished it and it was so much fun. I'm like, fuck it, man. This was, I'm going to see if, you know, cut it together. Did you get scared?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did. Freaked out. Cause this thing's freaky looking, and I got enough into it where I was allowing this stupid little character thing to freak me out. But it did, cause it's freaky. Well cool, congrats on completing.


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[Assistant] It's something that I thought that it would be fun if we did because I would care like if we were to go play Ark Like part of me would want to kind of play that way. Keep the death counter again? Yeah, why not? I like giving a shit. It changes the way I play. It does.


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[Assistant] I've got that, I've got that covered. We don't know how close it is though. Jack's got like four episodes.


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[Assistant] Now, it's been, it's been the series that I've been enjoying the most. I can't wait to jump in every time. Generation Zero, I've been loving a lot though. Yeah, me too. It's only a couple in, but man, I love it. Yeah, just today we played. It was great.


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[Assistant] You got nothing going on. This billboard got everybody intrigued. What's happening? What's going on over here? This is a YouTube channel in town, apparently. They thought it'd be funny.


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[Assistant] Ashley, do you know who you're talking to? Simon.


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[Assistant] Good answer. So, Ashley, you got a question for us?


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[Assistant] Oh hey. Oh hey Ashley. And can you help us out Ashley?


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[Assistant] Okay, so you said hello and right now we're gonna say goodbye to everybody and we want you to help us because we're gonna end the show with this.


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[Assistant] What's the deal with Ark? Oh, what's that s- I don't know! What's the deal with Ark? What are we gonna do about Ark? Are we having a Seinfeld off? Yes we are! I hope not! Oh, come on, you just shat on my...


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[Assistant] We started thinking about logistics. That's when our mind changed. Yes, I agree.


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[Assistant] No, we were all like, yeaah, let's be alone. Then yeaah, we started thinking about it like, oh wait, so it's gonna be five different angles, separated, and you gotta cut that together.


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[Assistant] But now, let's also talk. Alright, so there's three teams of two. It's gonna be permadeath, last man standing, last team standing. Last team or man. And what's the prize? That's what we gotta figure out.


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[Assistant] Yes, we need, no, yeaah, we need a reason. Nibs and I had a decent idea. What? You guys may have heard this. Uh, winning team gets a, what, a three day cruise out of Charleston. A little short cruise out of Charleston.


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[Assistant] That's something we can do on stream, cause we got three hours, and it's like, okay, how long can one person survive? Crank up the difficulty, and then we're all watching. It's an idea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, ditches, roads, like light posts, I walked in one, I was like, holy fuck, this looks like a town. Yeah. It's like, the way they separated it out, like residential area, industrial area, like, you don't see, you don't see a house next to a strip club anymore. No. It looks, it looks like it should.


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[Assistant] It looks wonderful. It's, it's taxing on a system, I'll tell you that. We've, uh, in our server, we found a big town.


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[Assistant] And man, oof, lag. Really? Ooh baby, yeaah. But then again, like, I'm, I'm running, you know, uhm, it's, it's running off of my system and there's like seven of us playing. Right. In the world, so yeaah, they weren't getting as much lag as I was. I think my computer was just being taxed.


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[Assistant] Really? I got one. Yeah, that's the one thing I hate that they ever took out, was being able to loot zombie bodies. Yeah, I know. Talk about taxing.


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[Assistant] Garbage. It's much harder to find pistols, I've noticed. Cause I felt like in the last, in uh, alpha 19, every toilet had a pistol. Throwing them out.


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[Assistant] Still pretty good, we've sold over a hundred. It's gonna do better now. Yeah, I hope so. Yeah, well basically this was like, this was a dumb concept. I came up with my daughter, like when she first lost her tooth, it was like I was drinking one night, which I do every night, Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] That's a whole other intervention that we have planned, don't worry. But no, uhm, my wife at the time was like, you know, tooth fairy's coming tonight, like, fuck that. Came up with this idea of this rodent that comes out of a toilet and leaves a little tray of toilet paper to a gift.


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[Assistant] And so like, yeaah, that's what I did. Daughter went to sleep that night. I just ran a string of toilet paper from the toilet all the way to our living room and like, uh, I forgot what I left her that first time. Like it might have been a dollar or something. But that's how that tradition started. So every time she lost a tooth, the tooth weasel came.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I went to different parts of the house, it was like the office, the living room, but yeah, it was never too far. Yeah. You know, a good 50 feet. That's fun though, I'm sure people are gonna have fun with that. Yeah. Well yeah, go to toothweasel.com, you know, they're available. It's a little tradition, you can start with your kids. Did you buy that from Simon? Cause I assume Simon bought that. Simon charged me five grand for it, he's a son of a bitch.


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[Assistant] No. There was a guy who owned the domain Crypto.com. He was like, and then he got this years ago because he was into like cryptography.


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[Assistant] There's like games and shit, you know, no idea what would blow up, but hold on, let me, let me check the actual amount, cause it was ridiculous.


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[Assistant] In 2018, it sold, the guy who owned Crypto.com sold it for 10 million. And now it's probably worth 40. Yeah. Well, God, did you hear, um, the Staples Center? Did you hear about that? Yeah. It's not going to be the Staples Center anymore. It's the Crypto.com arena. Yep. They paid $700 million to have that. That's crazy. Insane.


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[Assistant] Yes? I mean that's the thing with money, you know, money's always, always been about speed. Yeaah. You know, gold was the currency for a while, but what's the problem with gold? It's fucking heavy. It's hard to transport. Don't you wanna have some currency?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's gonna get regulated. I mean, the, the, the, the, the US government for sure is gonna have a digital currency.


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[Assistant] But no, it's gonna be interesting to see in a decade. Uhm, oh god, did you see the Ubisoft thing though? They tried to put, they tried to reveal this like NFT thing.


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[Assistant] Got so many dislikes and so much backlash, as it well should, that everybody's like, fuck, fuck no, fuck you, what are you trying to do, you're trying to do this NFT game? And like, that's the weird thing, it's like, I think, uh, this whole NFT thing is like, it's...


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[Assistant] I think they, they, they're, they definitely have a use case in some scenarios. And I think somebody can make a cool game with NFTs, but right now it's like, oh, these big companies, it's just like crap products and money grabs and fucking selling JPEGs of monkeys for millions of dollars. Like what the fuck is going on? That's nuts. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it just didn't work out. Yeah, it didn't work out. Which is good because that game has now been removed from Steam.


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[Assistant] Because apparently they stole some source code from Ark Survival Evolved to make the game.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah, so it was built on shit that they didn't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, which was, you know, it's a shame because that, uh, the video never came out, but we did play with the character creator system. Oh yeah. That game had one of the best character creator systems I've ever seen. That's right. Now I know that game had a great character creator. But yeah, like, you can't get it on Steam now. Oh shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so it's a shame that those guys are fucking shady and stealing codes from other games to make their game. Now you're not supposed to do that!


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's been ironed out since release for sure. Uhm, I still, I think having 128 players in those big maps, like there's, they had to cut something, there's not a lot of cover.


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[Assistant] I feel like there's so many spots where it's wide open. Yeah, I've experienced that sometimes. Yeah, it's like they need a little bit more cover, a little bit more places to hide in between and hide behind.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, I love the vehicles. It reminds me of Battlefield 4 again. It's like I can look up and see jets and choppers and tanks and hovercraft. Yeaah, I'm enjoying it for what it is.


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[Assistant] But no, it's also going on because our Australian friend Sherry couldn't join us either, right?


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I wonder if that's, but yeaah, uh, we were playing together here in the office for a good while, then all of a sudden just stopped working.


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[Assistant] Now it's not good when you can't get together with people on a multiplayer. Well that's another thing, like, like you don't have voice chat anymore.


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[Assistant] It's like they put so much emphasis on squads. It's like the scoreboard now, you don't have an individual score, it's your squad score.


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[Assistant] Yeah, now that's one thing I will say Call of Duty does damn well is like just the way your character moves in that is so fucking butter. It is smooth.


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[Assistant] And the guns, the guns do feel good and punchy in that. And I will, I feel like Battlefield improved from when it launched. When it launched, I was like, this doesn't feel as good, but now it's gotten a lot better.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just hate the no- it's just one of those things, it's like, uh, you know, they put it in there because market research says people, like, uh, you know, psychologically react to that. It's like every time you kill somebody, it's like a slot machine going off. Like that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. All the damn sound effects and everything. It's like, you know what, that's not necessary.


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[Assistant] He had a speaker set up and an accordion like an electric accordion hooked up to it in front of Foodline.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't mind if someone's asking for money and doing something like playing the accordion. I mean, you know, he was playing well. He had a little thing. He had a sign there. It's like, hey, I need money. Anything you give will help. And he was actually offering something to like, you know, just that atmosphere. He was playing his accordion. He was playing really well. It's like, this guy has fucking talent.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like going out to Mayfair or something, you just hear music playing, like, throughout the speakers, but it was just playing over their food line.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's an interesting thing about just celebrity in general. It's like, I don't know that there will ever be something like a Michael Jackson again. Where everyone universally agrees, like, this is the greatest fucking thing ever.


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[Assistant] It takes us back to a time where that was, that's what we did.


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[Assistant] Here's the big problem is that I have the most fun in Battlefield Portal. Yea. Where I get to play all the old shit that I like. Right. So, that's a problem. But it goes back to my standard. I could just go play Battlefield 4, Battlefield 3, or, you know.


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[Assistant] If, if you are a fan of Duralius here, you're gonna like it.


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[Assistant] What's the last video that we did that hit a million?


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[Assistant] We're gonna super cut everything, even other people's content. I know. No, but you guys actually asked for it, so that's good. But what about a singular video? Was it like in a nutshell or? Yeah, the nutshells did really well. And which we may do some more nutshell stuff.


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[Assistant] Rat, because at first I thought rat, and then I was like, oh, there was a P.


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[Assistant] But then when you went on the Milk Duds diet, everything was fine.


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[Assistant] Or just a thought process, because I know a guy who just looks as, he's like, well, this is food, and it's fine and all, but it's just fuel to me, it's body fuel. And he's not like a bodybuilder or anything like that, he's just like, that's how he thinks of food, he's not a foodie. It's like a daily task he has to do.


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[Assistant] So. So we started, can we say this? We started playing Seven Days to Die, the Alpha 20. Why not? And, what's the mod? Darkness Falls.


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[Assistant] But, I did see some weird things. It's not, obviously not a perfect mod because I saw a survivor.


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[Assistant] And he was just running backwards through the rules.


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[Assistant] For this mod developer, it's fine. You're just one guy. You made a mod. You've got a guy running backwards or, you know, maybe floating and


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[Assistant] Listen, listen, listen. I'm going somewhere with this. I'm sure you are. It's fine for one guy to have this glitch in the game.


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[Assistant] Battlefield has the same glitch sometimes. Which one? So, 42.


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[Assistant] Oh man, yeaah, when I was picking a class, I'm like, shit. And I said it, I was like, it's like picking a baby name, this is forever.


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[Assistant] We have seen the glowing ones at night. Yea, they're like demons or something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got like a level 20 axe. Yeah, right.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think there are a couple animals that actually have some sort of interaction. There's some sort of like cursed dog that if you like give it a belly rub or something, and it said this in the menus, it's like it could possibly catch the deck on fire or there's one dog, it's like hey this is a loyal dog, but


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[Assistant] Uhm, just be careful if there's any cursed treasure chests.


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[Assistant] I don't know exactly what that entails, but I read about it in the menus when I was picking out my dog. I didn't want a dog that came with any baggage like setting the deck on fire.


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[Assistant] I do love it when like, yea, someone will be like, you know, they say they're doing such and such and such. And then when I say, who's they? Them?


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[Assistant] And here's, here's what's helped us, I think. Maybe, maybe it's just me. I don't care what anyone says. Like,


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[Assistant] Ever. Yeah. Uhm, and I think a lot of that has to do with being on YouTube. And I've learned to just not care about negative comments. And Nibs, you'll say that they fuel, they give me more power. They actually make me taller sometimes. He feeds on it. I saw that.


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[Assistant] They're, they're, oh my god, they're like, just say it, just say it.


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[Assistant] How can we tell people don't care? Just chill the fuck out.


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[Assistant] Don't be offended. Yeah, get over it. Put that on a fuckin' t-shirt. Yeah, focus on your life. Make your life great. Don't be worried about it.


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[Assistant] I like going out on that because I think there's a lot of people out there that they just let it get to them. Don't do it.


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[Assistant] But I think a lot of kids out there, too, they, they care. They really care what other people think.


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[Assistant] So, you know, we got some kids listening to us. So listen, not everybody matters.


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[Assistant] There's a meme that I saw, it was from Mad Men, where the guy next to Jon Hamm's character, he says, I feel sorry for you, and Jon Hamm says, I don't think about you at all. And I'm like, fuck yeah.


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[Assistant] Not everybody matters is what I'm, not everybody. There are people that matter, and I think the people that will invest their energy into you, it's a good, it's a good investment to invest back into them.


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[Assistant] Did you get that scan today? What'd they say?


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[Assistant] It's funny because sometimes you're like, I'm just pretending to be a friend right now, I'm checking on you. Just obligatory checking.


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[Assistant] I dealt with that for a while because we recorded that episode quite a while ago before the holiday madness and all that stuff.


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[Assistant] I can see what you're saying. I can see what you're saying. I can see it now. I can see it now. Well, you said it. Cause you said seven days ago. I hope you guys enjoy her cause she's a whore.


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[Assistant] Let me just say this then, so you don't interrupt, uh, stupidly again. Like, cause that was annoying right there. Listen, I'm on edge since. That's the point. Uhm, this has been my baby, I wanted to do it this way, the whole alone-ish thing, or alone, but now we're in teams of two, that was our compromise, you know all this. Uhm, it was a, uh,


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[Assistant] Fun to cut. I feel like that episode's got all the pieces of a perfect episode of something. It's fun. The pace feels really good to me and, and, uh, I love how shit was happening to Anthony and Absro.


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[Assistant] Uhm, well, first of all, thick and uhm,


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[Assistant] And Simon, Thicke and Simon, uhm, they had their stuff through the night. This is after my mishap, of course. So we had that first, through the night, and then you, Absuro, and, uh, Anthony had their stuff in the morning. So it, like, paced out the episode really nice. For cutting sake.


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[Assistant] He's just stewin' on this right now. Boy, I was. For a long time, longer than I expected to.


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[Assistant] What? Like, I do remember kind of thinking like, this is so weird that he knows so little. But it's been really fun. Um, it adds the tent. The obvious tension is in our voices and I love that about it, you know, cause obviously we, we role play and we're improv and stuff like that. But when.


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[Assistant] You die once and you know you can't come back, the tension becomes very real.


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[Assistant] Yes, just right by him. It was a wolf. It was a giant wolf. And my favorite is like, uh, well, I kept that, the spectator shot, but when I looked at your, cause I was curious, when I looked at your camera, your perspective, you don't see it. Like you don't ever even see it like for a second in the corner.


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[Assistant] And since we've recorded more, we're not going to get into any of the, uh, following episodes because obviously they haven't come out.


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[Assistant] You can also warn them ahead of time and say, start your death pool now. That's true too. That's a lot of work.


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[Assistant] I do too. We all know. We all know. Of course we do. And then next after that, we know.


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[Assistant] Virgin everything's great. If you've ever flown virgin, you did that internationally once, and uh, holy shit. I treat you nice on the virgin airline. It's just clean, nice, everything feels new all the time. Yeah, they're great. Everybody's wearing suits. Yep.


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[Assistant] So I feel like almost even, uh, just not to... I feel like, uhm...


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[Assistant] You know, airports, like, in the states are pretty shitty compared to, uh, what it seems to be around the world, like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I feel like even most airports are making themselves look better.


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[Assistant] Different route. But I just like flew through LaGuardia when I came back from Minnesota. I did too! And it was...


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[Assistant] They weren't doing all these improvements. I feel like that's happening everywhere. So like Charleston needs to up their port game, is all I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Did you get a drink you can carry around? What? You can walk around at certain places, you can get uhm, Like an alcoholic? Yes, and leave the place. You can take it anywhere in the airport.


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[Assistant] Or you could get, I guess you could get the to-go beverages. And uhm, shortly after that, this bartender was saying he was seeing it on the news from home. There was a big fight, a big brawl. And it had nothing to do with alcohol, probably. I don't know, you know, they were getting off the plane, but they immediately


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[Assistant] I mean, I think the airport is just like, let's just take that off out of the...


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[Assistant] That's the time. That's the one to do it. I can almost, I can handle that with my whole cruise. I don't like the whole like sardined mind set, uh, but I could probably swing with that.


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[Assistant] Not to mention the kids out of the picture, but the mental, uh, aspect of all the adults without the kids. Good vibes, better vibes. Absolutely, it's a completely different story. This was a chill boat.


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[Assistant] Three in the morning, a possibility. The restaurants have hours. Like other diner, like all 24-7.


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[Assistant] I took one cruise as well in my life and uhm, I don't recommend it. It was on a naval vessel when I was in the Corps. Went out 50 miles for like a war games thing. The rooms weren't great. The food was not good.


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[Assistant] The monoclonal... Okay, okay, that makes a lot more sense than the mice in the butt.


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[Assistant] Apparently, uh, two weeks after the operation, uh, David Bennett is alive, his pig's heart beating soundly.


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[Assistant] Piggy pig heart. The guy who's got the pig heart. What's his name? Let's see what we can give him. Yoinkie. What was his name again? Uh, David Bennett. Hmm. We'll work on it. Yeah, we will. I'll be thinking about it the rest of the podcast.


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[Assistant] Well, come on. Okay. Oh, and then it says, why a pig and not a monkey or a baboon?


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[Assistant] Uhm, while it is true that pigs are less compatible with humans than monkeys, they can be genetically manipulated to produce organs less likely to be rejected on transplantation. Pigs quickly grow to full size, produce larger litters, and can be more easily reared by biotechnology companies.


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[Assistant] Tortoise lungs, heart, the whole shebang. The final genetic, sorry, the final genetic modification aims to prevent the heart from growing post-transplant.


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[Assistant] Just, no, I mean, like, granted, he's on borrowed time now. You wake up and you crave slop.


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[Assistant] You know how like uhm, it's too bad there's not like brain stuff within the heart like there is the brain and the stomach, you know what I mean? Hey, you're telling me! But uh, yeaah, but that's too bad. That'd be a wonderful skill to have for a human. Yeaah. Get your truff on.


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[Assistant] You need to, because that's important to have an opinion about it.


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[Assistant] If you, uh, both get to a truffle at the same time, truffle hunting, you get into a ker-truffle.


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[Assistant] Now what? Oh, what could there be? So the, the travel stories are, yeah, you had a good time. I could go on and on. I had such a great time.


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[Assistant] I got a big weekend coming up. Oh yea, where you going? I got that movie premiere on Friday night, uhm.


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[Assistant] Down at Thalian, that golf comedy I did. Which will be fun, that's all sold out. And then Sunday night I do my first 5 minute set.


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[Assistant] Well this is different, this is different because they've got their regular booked Friday, Saturday, this isn't an open mic. Okay. They've got their regularly booked Friday, Saturday, you know, whoever they're touring, comedian and the regular way they do it.


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[Assistant] But Sunday Night's different because uhm, yeaah, the lead in the, in the movie, you know, he's a stand-up from L.A. and uhm,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was like, if I don't take advantage of this, I'd be an idiot, cause I've always wanted to try it, and five minutes is five, like big fucking deal. And this crowd, I know, I'm gonna know everyone already, so it's like the easiest first taste of it.


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[Assistant] But good for you, man. Thank you. That's awesome. And I keep bringing it up, you know, to.


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[Assistant] Not allow myself to get out. Exactly. And I've done that, uh, for, for a couple months now. And yeaah, I've said it too much. I can't back out.


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[Assistant] I feel like because of the five minute, uh, one of my, the things I'm, I'm


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[Assistant] It's something I'm planting in the audience's head that they probably don't want to ever picture.


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[Assistant] No, it's a disgusting, real visual that I'm gonna go very descriptive on and that's one of my little mid gags, I suppose. Is it about a dog eating a turd? It's about a dog, but a giant dog that we are. The Luck Dragon?


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[Assistant] I told you, I think I dropped this up on the, uhm.


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[Assistant] Because he's big. I mean a red dog is horrifying. He would kill. On a little dog ten feet away, you don't want to see that. So. No, just imagine. Picture the luck trick.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Why's that out? Wow. Yeah, nobody wants to see it. Nope. But anyway, there's other stuff.


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[Assistant] There was a bit I saw a female comic do over there that was based on a lot of visuals and she had like the slideshow come up.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it was all on, she'd acquired this from...


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[Assistant] Her fan base and herself, but it was all, it was brilliant. And there was like music behind it and stuff, but it was all like a bathroom, stuff you'd say on bathroom walls.


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[Assistant] Oh cool. Which uhm, was fascinating. Yeah. Because you know, sometimes you see some really...


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[Assistant] You brought up the visual thing and I was like, okay, I've seen that, you know.


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[Assistant] Doing all the things didn't seem green, you know what I mean? To it like, yes, you've been doing it for a minute. Until this particular moment, we're getting close to landing, to going down into Atlanta. And uh, storms, there were storms going, thunderstorms or whatever.


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[Assistant] And she got like scared feeling in her vo- in her tone.


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[Assistant] You don't want to hear that shit. No! And it's like, what the fuck? And like everyone's kinda, my girl over like, okay. And she's like, y'all need anything? I ain't gonna, I'll be sitting down up here. She's buckled in.


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[Assistant] It was so bizarre. Because usually, I mean, they're the voice of reason, they're the calming energy. She shifted, man. It was bizarre.


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[Assistant] Uh, well I don't know. Small planet. But like, she was probably dealing with like, you know, first class to certain, you know, she was the one up front and doing all those announcements and stuff.


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[Assistant] I'm not surprised at all. Yeah. Hmm. I thought they were making some. It's like, look how the video game industry has shifted toward, you know, skins and whatnot. It's like those little transactions, man. It's like all those little grabbies you can get.


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[Assistant] Fucking flying car now, that you can get for like 92 grand or whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's uh, it's pretty impressive what you can do and apparently like, if you buy it, if you buy it, you get flown to...


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[Assistant] Some European country to do like a two week course in it?


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[Assistant] I think it's like 92 grand. Oh. But it is like, it's apparently just.


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[Assistant] And so it's like gotta be just so crisp and, and...


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[Assistant] Sharp with its movement. Right. You know, if you compare them. Yeaah, it must be like- But you're in it.


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[Assistant] So if you're in the perspective of the drone, cause that's where it gets confusing when you're controlling a drone, you kind of get a little mixed up in your head, like which way you're facing. That's your obstacle. But if you're the one, you know, that sounds like just heaven to me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this one's fully realized and made, you know. For sale, 92k. I think it's right in that area.


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[Assistant] That shouldn't be too hard to set up. Or it's our closer on this one, but it'll be my opener.


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[Assistant] You guys all practiced before we started playing.


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[Assistant] That's what messed you up. Yeah. And I didn't practice at all.


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[Assistant] Which I did. Yeah, and there you go, and that's why. Shit. Well while you were gone, I got COVID. Yeah. You did.


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[Assistant] But like, other people who I knew, who were in my family, they had it much longer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. But my doctor's like, hey.


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[Assistant] I got this YouTuber here. Let's get the monoclonal infusion. And I skipped the line. I think a couple of elderly people.


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[Assistant] No, it's, it's, uh, it's an IV. 30 minutes and then they have to watch it for an hour.


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[Assistant] Cause I had him explain it. I probably caught about 10% of it, which was mice.


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[Assistant] Mice! Like, okay. Oh, in the butt? No, no, uh. Yeah, I'm curious, I'm confused right now. What it was, what it...


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[Assistant] I know, cause he was like, well, and I asked the question, I was like, explain this to me. Like five seconds in, I just zoned out.


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[Assistant] That'd be sad. That's awful. Let's not do that. It's like it opened up the arc of the covenant and it's just melting its body.


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[Assistant] But, like, especially if you're in the south. That's David!


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[Assistant] You're talking about the longevity. Or a horse. Put a horse heart in there. My friend's horse just died. It was 44 years old. Does he still have the heart? That's an old horse I think.


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[Assistant] We were in Hollywood and we went to a place that served burgers after a Ubisoft event and they had, like, all their burgers were, like, truffle, had truffle shit on them. I remember that place. Could you taste it? It was good. Yeah, I did. Cause it's a distinct flavor. Yeah, it's a very, like, it's a very heavy flavor if...


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[Assistant] Hey Siri, what's the most expensive truffle ever?


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[Assistant] You ready? Ready to go back to the truffle. Yeaah. Yeaah. Alright. Oh, you found truffle info. Yeaah, so, it's a 2.86 pound truffle.


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[Assistant] How much, how much of it is about air fryers? None much.


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[Assistant] Especially don't say bag lady and then turn to her and say, no offense. No offense. That was funny. And then she goes, what?


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I like purchased just about everything on my SkyMiles card.


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[Assistant] Um, I get access to the, the Delta lounge cockpit.


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[Assistant] I went to the Delta Lounge the first time, like, recently, and I was like, man, when I go up there, I bet you it's gonna be, like, the elite is gonna be up there. There's a swimming pool in there. Everyone.


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[Assistant] Man, they got annual charges. See, I didn't know about it. I don't like a car with annual charges. I know, but I do get some perks with it. I get some miles, I get a voucher, companion pass. Do you get miles every year? Not every year. Just when you sign up? Well, I get miles every year if I spend a certain amount of money.


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[Assistant] I was just reading that, uh, they must have like a bunch of like, um, weekly challenges as far as hordes and stuff like that. So they're keeping, they're keeping things fresh for those who keep playing, it looks like. Oh, cool. A little challenging kind of things. I tell you what, I'm not going to lie.


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[Assistant] When we stop seven days, I mean pretty much every time we have, you know, after a season or whatever we consider a season, I kinda miss it immediately.


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[Assistant] It's a good little zombie fix. I think it's just more psychological in knowing that we're not going to play it for a minute.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that's like a sign that they're doing good to take down the zombie threat, and that becomes the currency system. Mhm. Bring me some zombie ears.


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[Assistant] I can't help it. Hey, here's some fun, uh, so the guys that made Biomutant, um, THQ, and I was like, they've been around for a long time, and turns out they have been around since, um, 1990, April 1990.


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[Assistant] Ah, yeah, that's it. Gotcha, gotcha. But they, yeah, gotcha. Okay.


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[Assistant] Publish. Yes, they are publishers. They're like an EA or Ubisoft. Yeah, but you know, the names still kind of rep- you know, the games are represented by them.


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[Assistant] We'll pay you to play our game. Now, if it was a nickel, there's a good chance you're still going to be buying, if it keeps you playing, you're still going to be buying those wardrobe choices and stuff, so it's going to probably work for them in the end anyway.


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[Assistant] You'd expect a fat guy with a red suit. You might get to unlock it. Become more Jesus-y as you go along. Walk on water later. That's the goal.


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[Assistant] Facebook Jesus. What? Facebook Jesus is a, you know.


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[Assistant] I just assume they're known in that country. That's what I assume.


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[Assistant] He was on Romania's Got Talent, I saw that last year. Like, I fucking know about, like, it didn't faze me at all. Like, that's another country. I don't recognize any of these celebrities. Of course I don't.


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[Assistant] Remember when I showed you that show that had that little girl that spoke like nine languages? Like I showed you that clip at the office years ago. Do you remember that? That was one of those shows and it was foreign.


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[Assistant] We used to be able to keep up with everyone famous, you know, even if you weren't into sports, you'd, you'd heard of Michael Jordan or whatever, you know.


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[Assistant] The famous people, whether or not you cared about them or not, but these days, good god.


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[Assistant] Alright, you ready for this? This is baseball edition. Terry ferret, farming bud, or Raleigh fingers. See, good for you, you're good.


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[Assistant] I haven't seen LeBron really act, I'll tell you how much, but uhm. He was in the train wreck!


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was excited about that factor alone, but totally forgot about the movie obviously.


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[Assistant] I have no doubt that chat is going to guide you to the right place. Yeah, I would like this. I would like this from our great


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[Assistant] That's what I did before I flew to Kauai. I just flew around the island on Google Earth. I got to lay out an island in my head. That's a great idea. Or just get some


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[Assistant] We sure are! Cheapest vacation ever! Yep. With the exception of the headset. With the VR headset. Oh yea, the VR headset. You gotta pay for that. It's probably a good time. Yea, it's probably cheaper than a flight. You were about to go on a trip, Nabes, or what? What? Oh yea!


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[Assistant] It was interesting, uh, driving, cause I have an electric car, driving by all the gas station, like, people f-flipping you off. No, not laughing, not feel, I mean, it felt bad for everyone. I knew there was the douchebags in there, probably didn't need it, all that stuff, but, uh,


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[Assistant] It was interesting, it was just kind of a, I don't know, I've seen a lot more electric around.


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[Assistant] You asked me last week, you were asking a couple questions that you'd never really asked. Like you were incredibly curious about my car more than usual.


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[Assistant] All four tires, uh, turn about, what, 45 degrees? All four? So it kind of like, almost completely sideways, but not completely. But it's still pretty badass. Yeaah, it looks cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it seems so, I know that, but the cheaper cars don't have as many curves, do they? I mean, just look at them, they just don't.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but have you heard the speeds? Have you heard the speeds these are going? Like, and they're going like essentially maybe even through matter. Like, I don't think SpaceX is


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[Assistant] See, you're already like prime, you know like primitive age with the rockets compared to what these things are doing.


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[Assistant] Within that interview, like within days after, so I guess by now, there had to have been a released report that the, uhm, I guess the,


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[Assistant] Pentagon had someone had to release like this official report officially this last week as well.


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[Assistant] Let me give you this, one of the guys, and you watch it, it's not long, the 60 minutes thing, it's really not though, but one of them, one of the guys, the pilots, uhm, you can tell he's...


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[Assistant] Legit, his stories kind of match up with the others and he was like, like you've seen them for a while. He's like, oh yep, almost every day.


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[Assistant] Like, almost every day they'll see, like, out there. They play games with each other. One of the big ones, uh, was out off the coast of, uh, like North Carolina, like up Virginia border area. That's my kite.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or maybe it just said encouraging phrases like, you're doing great. As you're getting eaten by a zombie.


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[Assistant] So then he got sick, so he wasn't even feeling sick.


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[Assistant] Right, like, it would be, and again, you know, of course, it's too bad that, uh, we can't technically figure that out. Or we can't get, you know, like, it's a risk.


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[Assistant] And now back to Seven Days Alpha 20. Are we done with that?


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[Assistant] Bears. Man, bears suck in that game. Pigs suck in that game. I know you guys like the game. Everything sucks at night too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I mean, just to, to watch them explode, the simple graphic, still like, still every time you went, OHHH!


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[Assistant] Should you? I think so. Well, you know what? I would think that you playing that game successfully would somehow make it easier for you to troubleshoot a problem on your own piece of cake.


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[Assistant] I mean, to me, if I play that game and then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, I gotta change my motherboard and I've successfully played the game, I'm gonna order a motherboard and I'm gonna probably go, hey, you know what, I'm probably gonna tackle this myself.


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[Assistant] Yeah, actually whenever we're out, which we've been out a little bit here and there more lately, which is nice. It'd be nice to do more of that more often. There's never any shit there.


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[Assistant] But we're kinda like that too, in a way. But less talented. Much less talented. Oh no, yea, but I'm saying like family, you know.


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[Assistant] What's his name? Yeah, the guy from Foo Fighters. David Grohl did the same thing on their first solo album together. They performed all the music for it, they wrote everything, they did everything themselves on the album.


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[Assistant] So that was one thing that they kind of shared together and I guess they had some sort of relationship.


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[Assistant] Right. Speaking of GTA, that's such a wonderful game still.


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[Assistant] Gone. I am not talking shit. I'm not talking shit. I'm scared of her. She'll tell ya. She'll tell ya that.


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[Assistant] Well I don't think. I don't right now. The leggings, without them, I'm kidding by the way. I don't ever want to see you in just leggings. Um, because they look tight and I would see everything. I want the shorts and you need to wear the shorts, Neebs.


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[Assistant] I know. It doesn't seem right. I think it's the other one. No, it's not.


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[Assistant] This would have been before that. So, that couldn't have been, that was ten years ago. Ten years ago.


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[Assistant] Is that just a two season thing? So far. So far, yeaah. Cause uh, cause it could absolutely, yeaah, end there I think? I'm trying to remember the very end of it. But I just know I enjoyed the fuck out of it.


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[Assistant] But I, no, I was all sorts of totally at the same place, but like...


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[Assistant] He could die on the way there. He could have definitely, if he was walking around, if he was walking around late at night, a few blocks away, just like drunk at midnight, he might have been robbed. Jim could have stabbed him to death. But that could happen. Jim could have stabbed him to death.


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[Assistant] Man, I'd consider going with all of you. Yeah, that could be fun. Because I would not go by myself.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could see my old ass falling asleep there too, even if I kinda like the movie, because if it is slow and drawn out and cinematic to a certain extent, that can be, I could see that being boring for me at times.


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[Assistant] I would love to go there. Well, that, I mean, but as much as I would like to go, it seems little nuts to... Go?


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[Assistant] I thought you looked cute, but I didn't understand the hat, but I guess, uh, it made sense.


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[Assistant] Well, I was, I was absolute, uh, I was really freaking pretty lame, but I usually don't dress up at all. But I found a cowboy hat and I had the jeans and the boots and the belt and, uh, some sort of a checkered shirt. It worked. Did you use an accent all night?


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[Assistant] Oh no, if you've seen Christmas Story. Well yea, for some reason. Yea, well not yea, I guess, I guess it's all standard. It's a tradition for a lot of people.


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[Assistant] It started with Jews. And they would stay open often. Yes, they still do. So it would be for the people who don't do this whole cooking food thing and every place sells some colds, they get Chinese food.


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[Assistant] You're not invited. It sounds like the worst part of the show. Like, I can just be like, I can be immersed in it, but I don't have to like, act in it.


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[Assistant] You go to mystery and then you're watching the show. I'll only charge 60 bucks. Okay, there you go. But maybe you like hiring people to come over. No, no.


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[Assistant] So it's like role plan. So at the end of the night, are some of us going to hook up with each other's ladies? Yeah, for sure.


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[Assistant] And you know what it reminds me of? Cause I forget they had an episode in the office about, uh, some sort of murder mystery. And they were, they were, I remember them now like talking to each other, like, Oh, my name is Nancy and I, I run a club, you know, a speakeasy down and whatever. So if we can't do.


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[Assistant] It is really a fantastic idea. Yeah. Because the seats are gonna cost like, we'll do short flights from like Myrtle Beach to Charlotte. Uh huh. And uh, and we'll charge like 800 bucks a ticket. That's 45 minutes.


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[Assistant] Rumsfeld? A first name. Yes, Rumsfeld is a first name works. Last name Custard.


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[Assistant] So, so, we're gonna do, I wanna go back to that. I'm gonna elsewhere, like, I, I would be, I would be interested in that, cause it would be, yea, it would be fun.


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[Assistant] Well can we pick our own genre in which we want to dress?


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[Assistant] Okay, no. No, I think every- no, it's all good. I think it was a nice show today. I think it was great.


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[Assistant] We make our channel private now for everyone who's here now. We're now an exclusive club.


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[Assistant] Don't tell anyone about us. Don't do anything like that, you know.


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[Assistant] Or if someone sees you with a Neve's Gaming shirt and they're like, hey, what's that all about? Just be awkwardly silent.


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[Assistant] None of your business. No, don't be, that's rude. That's just mean. Awkwardly silent and walk sideways away. Just stop.


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[Assistant] I always like how Jack frags, uhm, says, uh, hit like if you like it, uh, dislike if you don't.


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[Assistant] I think that's just it. I don't enjoy the building an arc. I just don't enjoy building an arc.


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[Assistant] I mean, I get that, but like compared to seven days, I love, I love to build. Yes.


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[Assistant] Really getting my, because yeaah, I never really touched that at all. I played very little way back when it came out and haven't touched it for the reasons of wanting it to be fresh. And, uh, yeaah, I always hear people talking about how it's a pleasure to build in.


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[Assistant] They did. They did. I didn't tap into that yet, but I am curious. I love building in that game.


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[Assistant] There you go. Yeah, I'm gonna jump back in. I'll, I'll, I'm gonna take a look at that. I can't help it. I gotta look.


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[Assistant] And it spawned, it spawned from the convenience of us being, we don't have to use or do it on our recording days per se. That's true, yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, those challenges. Yeah, those puzzle things. Absolutely. And Little Nightmares is essentially a puzzle game. Oh yeah. Puzzle games is a good format for that for sure. One hour, like the one hour.


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[Assistant] That's why this game is interesting, because you're looking at those couple pieces that you have to choose, and you're like, you know they fucking work. You know they work somewhere. Oh, I know they work. So, you know, it gets, it can beat you down, like you give up in your head. Oh, it beat me down.


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[Assistant] My last one on, on, uh, on my recording, I won't say which one it was, but uh, I got a phone call so I stopped my, um,


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[Assistant] And I had just gotten to this new one, I was like, God, there's no way I'm gonna get this. I had 7 minutes and 12 seconds left, so I set that back up.


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[Assistant] That's a, uh, that'll be a perfect segue in no way, shape or form into this story I wanted to hear from Neebs.


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[Assistant] What? Thick has to be there. It involves thick. Ah shit, I thought I was gonna hear that today.


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[Assistant] But, but we need Thicc's perspective on this story? Yes.


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[Assistant] Okay. Oh, I'm in. My patience is renewed.


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[Assistant] I guess for that matter, I haven't been to a 10 minute place either. It was always just a Jiffy Lube.


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[Assistant] I'll share, just because vehicle related, I don't know if you guys heard, I know Thick heard, but uhm, yeaah, I just, I had to pick, I went to pick up, uhm, new car, uhm, up in Raleigh, right? And it's a couple hours away. I heard about this.


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[Assistant] Drove on up, man, I was excited. I was excited. And they were like, what's the name, uh, hm. Oh yea, that's, that's next Saturday.


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[Assistant] You did not. I did. Why do you do that? I can't believe I did that. That's the second time you've done that.


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[Assistant] Something's going on. Yeah, it's the early Alzheimer's here. No, and I was so mad. Like, I don't know what got it in my head. I don't know what got that date in my head.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it's stuck there to the point of like, I don't know, I'm not gonna double check that. You know what I mean? It just stuck.


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[Assistant] So. Dates are important. And then, yeah, but the thing that got me when I was looking at the screenshot I put on my phone just so I could enter the address, uh, to get there for GPS and right above the address. Date. Oh yeah, I was right there, of course.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Nice. Good for him. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, I love that, man. The whole comedy thing. Yeah, always being drawn and committed to that world is... I'll always respect it. Yeah. Damn. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I still wanna do it with you, man. Kinda do. I've been jotting down little stand up things for years. Just little, you know, nugs.


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[Assistant] Well nah, yeah, I would love to do like a five minute, if we were both on one night, did like a five minute set each, that'd be, that'd be a fun night, man.


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[Assistant] That's cool. I've seen a lot of people with the notepads. Well, yeaah. I like visuals though. Someone down here that did that. Gotcha. But slideshows. They're working through their stuff. Slideshow, that's one way to...


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[Assistant] Especially with comedy, especially with stand-up, like, you might as well just expect...


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[Assistant] Because, you know, it's funny to you on the paper, you think it's funny enough to present, and from what you gather watching or listening to all these comedians talk about the process, you're like, God, yea, that beginning's gotta really be bad. It takes so long to dial them in for when they work.


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[Assistant] That's what's scary about me, cause like, I sang in three different bands over the course of 12 years here. And the first band, like, it was hor- like I was horrible. Like, I didn't know how to, you know, read the- or, uh,


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[Assistant] And you've got a couple lines. You drive six and a half hours to fuck up, man. Oh my god. And then that six and a half hour drive back, knowing that you just were shit. You were just garbage. You couldn't even get words out of your mouth.


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[Assistant] Well the first step, they, well I would imagine they probably are like doing a couple steps now, but it was always the first audition and then they narrow it down to the callbacks and they want to see that in person and I can understand that.


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[Assistant] It's hard to like, not go, but that sucked.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember it was like a black kind of movie.


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[Assistant] That just reminded me of that movie that I did in Raleigh with Cullen and Shane and all those guys.


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[Assistant] Wellwish is on, I think it's still on Netflix, but I think I told you guys, I had this character named Hans.


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[Assistant] And he was kind of a comic relief, uh, foreign character, real weird guy, kind of like came up with this character for him. How did you speak?


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[Assistant] I can't remember, man. Okay, alright. Was it Scandinavian? When I showed Cullen and, you guys know Cullen and Shane, when I showed them the character, I was like, here's what I was thinking. And they were like, oh yeah, yeah, no, go with that, that's great. They thought it was great. And the director even went with it. And then this movie comes out and the only time I've ever


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[Assistant] It was too much, but I was like, fucking no one told me. They were like loving it. That's the director's job. That's the director's job. It wasn't my fault. That's not working.


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[Assistant] I get it, it's Sunday at noon. Oh, you get, yea, okay. Oh, I mean next Sunday. No, this coming Sunday. Are you sure? Yeah. Oh no, I'm, I'm pretty sure. I'm so dumb.


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[Assistant] They called me. I was, I didn't expect, I didn't know they were gonna call me. They pretty much told me that I should call when it was around this time, and I got a call, so.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, you're, you got Moderna right, Niebs? Uh, Pfizer. Pfizer, gotcha, okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, uhm, I've got the Moderna, I guess it might get a nice, I mean, my arm was hurting after the first one, but this one, I'm just expecting Sunday night or Monday to have the chills and all this shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like a lot of them anyway. Yeah, they're pretty sweet. Just kind of bouncing from house to house and they're little whores, really.


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[Assistant] She didn't chew anything up, hardly? No, it was a couple times, like, way back in the beginning. Uhm, she chewed up one of my flip-flops a little bit, and then one of my cushions on the back of my couch.


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[Assistant] That's a great life for a, you know, a dog that size.


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[Assistant] Bam. Good to me. And oh boy, I can't wait to hear this story next week.


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[Assistant] Among us in VR. It looks pretty fun. It does. We'd all have to have Anoculus Quest and I think we've got enough for five of us to do it. Anoculus Quest and space. And space to do it.


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[Assistant] Like when that, that one, if you watch the trailer, like the one, the character that's playing or whatever comes across another character and they just freeze in front of each other.


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[Assistant] I know. I know that was the thing. I mean, this might be a one-off. It might be. We'll see. We'll see how the game works. We will. We would probably need, uh, to have an earbud in so we can talk via Discord.


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[Assistant] Like each of us, there's some logistics here, but we can do this one wrong too. Yeah, we will for sure.


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[Assistant] You know what my favorite thing about Among Us is?


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[Assistant] Well, I mean granted it was out way before, uhm,


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[Assistant] But like, Among Us, I put that in the category of like, Warzone, when we're on this COVID shit.


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[Assistant] Quarantine, it was like perfect for us to be away from each other to play.


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[Assistant] It was just one of those that worked out really well given the situation.


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[Assistant] That's been a minute. It's been that long for you, huh? Geez. I went once last year, just for one night, not far from Wilmington, and it was lovely. It was nice. Felt good.


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[Assistant] Right. Aw man, imagine us playing poker against each other. That'd be something.


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[Assistant] God, you're such a fucking stick in the mud sometimes. It's not a stick in the mud. I like fun things though. He just doesn't like it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't ever really get beat in that. There's footage of it. There was like a picture, uh, yeah, we played it in...


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[Assistant] I was kinda just asking about the poker thing, so. Mike, do you like to watch basketball? I enjoyed it times.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because they're- Curling? Curling? I can get into some curling. See, I appreciate how much people enjoy. Like I told you, there's that curling center that is right up the road from my brother's house in Minnesota that went up and people go there. I guess they genuinely really enjoy.


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[Assistant] Learning it and playing it. It's just a big shuffleboard, isn't it?


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[Assistant] You and Eli Whitney could, uh, invest in- nevermind.


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[Assistant] We could talk about our uh, our Friday night.


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[Assistant] That we just had a little bit. Because we were with a bunch of the community. Well, I mean,


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[Assistant] Get Ariel joining you guys. Ariel? She's so short though. I didn't see her last night. We went bar hopping and uh, and then in the back at the fire pits at my girl's house, but it was uhm.


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[Assistant] My buddy Bernie owns Lula's downtown. He was just happy because he's like recently a Niebz Gaming fan. And I've known him since I was in the Marine Corps. But uhm, that was just fun. It just warmed my heart, him meeting more of the team and like the community and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Pretty neat. To an old fogey like me. I like old materials. Yes I do. Anyway, that was fun.


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[Assistant] It was awesome hanging with everybody. Yeah, for sure. That don't regularly bar hop or anything, you know?


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[Assistant] Back in Myrtle Beach, when we had that whole thing, you know? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] God, I came up with a great idea yesterday. Tell me. Yes. Alright, ready? So you can picture a tie.


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[Assistant] Right? Now picture the knot of the tie. These might exist, I don't know, it'd be crazy. Picture the knot of the tie as like essentially a head of a person, right?


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[Assistant] So now my idea is making a tie for the tie. So your tie has a little tie.


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[Assistant] Well that works. How does that work? Is it a little tinier shoes? At least I had a way for mine to work. Yea, like you can't put your shoes- What you said was dumb.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, for sure. It's up there. In the, you know, the puppetry and... Because I, uh...


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[Assistant] Uhm, but then, yeaah, he did the, it makes me something like the, the Avatar. The, uhm, the cartoon one. Oh god, the last Airbender? Yeaah, the last Airbender. Like, dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah, kind of opened up the hole. Well, that's like, um, a shark jump. Jumping the shark. Yeah. Just in the hole. That's like, that's where the comics always have to go, isn't it? And it sucks. But they did it all. Like, man, Marvel, obviously they, look what they did. Oh, listen, I'm still impressed.


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[Assistant] Uh, having to factor in all of the things you've established in all these previous ones, you're like, yeah, can we do that? Nah, we can't do that because of that thing back, you know, when we did that and we said that. Like, it's gotta be such a fucking bitch to write now.


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[Assistant] Just cause there's so much, you know, it's like, where do you go?


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[Assistant] Hanging around the big wigs and stuff like that, and they were the ones that knew the lore, like, you know how, uhm,


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[Assistant] Remember when we were dealing with like Battlefront and stuff like that and you hear about that group? Yes.


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[Assistant] And I love that there's people out there that know all of that better than any of us.


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[Assistant] You don't have to actually watch Thor 2 again. I did that before watching Dune. Just kind of like, uhm, it was like I summed up the book. Maybe that's what I should have done.


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[Assistant] Oh dude, and the, that main, the cop, that one high up cop from, uh, that's with Batman, the Batman.


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[Assistant] And then you've got every cliche, uh, New York accent covered in the movie for sure. Like, oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Probably. But it was every cliche just a bit. So why is that? Like, you know what?


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[Assistant] So that's Gotham, but Gotham isn't New York, but it, you know, it represents like...


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[Assistant] I mean, I liked it too, but do you remember when it was revealed?


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[Assistant] Do you hear the engine on this fucker? And it's not like he's gonna spoil anything or whatever, but uhm, and then they're like, when he's faced off against him, uhm, and you don't know what he's gonna do.


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[Assistant] But what he did, I was like, did he just stall out the Batmobile?


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[Assistant] Alright, well, I will clean that. That was from years of, yea, I just did that. Oh yea, yea.


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[Assistant] Well. So just staying on the movie thing, uh, that other movie I did will have just dropped on the 6th.


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[Assistant] Um, suicide for a beginning? Yeah, so it's available to all of you now on some platform.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I will have already done that. And uhm, but yeah, it's got a little bit part from Corey Feldman and Sid Hag, the Captain Spaulding from uhm, the Rob Zombie movies, The Clown, Rest in Peace, Sid, he died a couple years ago. But I believe it was like his last film or one of his last two films he ever did.


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[Assistant] So uhm, but yeaah, uh, check it out, believe me. Oh, and Simon's in it as well.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But seriously, check it out, it's a good dark comedy, uhm, which I feel like are rare. Like a good dark comedy. And I'm biased of course, but I feel like it's pretty fucking good. I'm excited to see it. Did you see it names here?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had to pimp that out. Uhm, yeah, check it out, guys. It's out there somewhere. And if I do, I'll get that information. Maybe you could just drop it right here. Like, where they can see it.


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[Assistant] You'll have to send them the information. Otherwise just google suicide for beginners, I'm sure you'll find the result. Yes, you will.


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[Assistant] I probably brought this up before too, and there might be better apps, but the one I've got on my phone and have had on my phone, uh, Run P. I think it's called Run P. Yeah, I've heard of that. Yeah, it tells you when the best times, uh, for whatever movie you happen to be watching to leave to take a pee. Like in the Batman, like any scene Catwoman


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[Assistant] You can let it start coming out on your, uh, while you're going there. Yeah, like have it halfway out of the tunnel.


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[Assistant] My buddy. He flushes before he goes so it doesn't hit water. He times it so he can hear it hit water. I wanna hear it splatter.


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[Assistant] And one more to grow on. So it wasn't just from like the cheesy shows, uh, when we were growing up watching, cause that's where my brain went.


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[Assistant] Commenting on comments. Is that what we're doing? Yeah, well, let's do it. Why not? I mean, I figured because of the teaser video, I was like, I am going to go through here and why not? See what the good word is? Yeah, let's definitely do it. Are you reading the comments? Yeah. Alright, cool. I got some.


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[Assistant] He's out, he's on a little trippy, trippy poo for him.


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[Assistant] Asa Pashel, I think that's how you pronounce it, says obviously Dice will fix this game.


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[Assistant] So you guys have six months to a year to joke about the bugs. Bugs make it better. Plus you guys actually have influence on the dev team and also, uh, the act man. I don't know what that means. He seems to be influencing the games too now of days like halo specifically. Anyway, we all love battlefield.


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[Assistant] But an unplayable mess just is Cyberpunk status and a AAA title shouldn't be that standard. Let's fix this together so we can have another amazing battlefield. Right.


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[Assistant] And Battlefield also, uh, sent a comment. It was pinned by NeebsGaming. It says, welcome back, friends.


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[Assistant] I left after one. We're buried. There's proof. Video proof. We're the old friends that you could just pick up whenever, right? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] But, exactly. But anyway, since we wish we got BF1 series, since it's probably, uh, his favorite game or body counter's favorite game, but regardless, happy to see the return to making BFFs again.


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[Assistant] Which kind of leads into CS Ghost animation. I'd say so. He says, uh, he says, friend, see you next time. And then the next line, it says friend offline for six years. And then friend comes back and says, haha, sorry, I was asleep.


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[Assistant] For six years. Apparently we were asleep for six years. Was it six years? It feels like six years.


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[Assistant] Ah, Foo Fighta! Foo Fighta says the brightest beacon of hope I've seen in the past two years. So many people are just very excited. There are a lot of tears. There was probably like- Tears?


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[Assistant] It was probably 50 comments, like I didn't pick one of them, because they all annoyed me. Uh, but uh, but it was sweet. There was like, uh, this brought a tear to my eye. This literally brought a tear. I literally cried. I'm like, really?


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[Assistant] So let's just sit back and enjoy and let them do their thing on their own time. Love you guys. Which made me think of time.


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[Assistant] Because it's easy to do, it's easy to do.


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[Assistant] Play it by ear. Now I forgot, I, I feel bad cause Kyle was one of those schmucks that talked about crying.


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[Assistant] That's it. The John Travolta of Battlefield. Battlefield 2. Okay. Mortador says, I've literally watched a video about why BFFs are probably not coming back a few days ago.


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[Assistant] Uh, the new Adventures of Henry says, can't wait to see Engineers Sanity start to decal- to-


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[Assistant] And, uh, and paid one says the fact that this game itself, the game itself recognizes this series.


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[Assistant] Little way through it started to get really just shitty on EA and shitty on like how this is crappy and how the game really sucks. But they were talking about how we were in.


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[Assistant] E.A.'s pocket because now we're sponsored by E.A. Exactly. Don't know anything. No speculation. But of course they're saying that. Right. So again, we, you know, we can do, we can do whatever the hell we want, man.


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[Assistant] And rockandrollersr says, so does this mean EA has decided to scrap the operator garbage a month before launch and try to convince us the game will be playable by comedic diversion?


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[Assistant] So that, that goes back to the, uh, I guess it being broken. I'm stoked for BFF, but not for, uh, Battlefield 2042. That went back with what you were saying. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like their model was fine. They could set the trends for this type of game. They could


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[Assistant] Because it has all of the elements, like you said before, and it's the future, your, your verticality, like door, uh, like App Store says a lot, it has verticality. Oh yeah. He's real happy with that word. He loves the word and I like hearing it. Now I use it.


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[Assistant] Alright, well Sandro says, can we talk a second about how relatable, cause we were talking about the classes, how relatable the ending is, rest in peace role classes, which it was pretty interesting.


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[Assistant] B0292 says, I only started on Battlefield because of Battlefield friends. I literally owe hundreds of hours of fun to them. So even though I have huge doubts about the game, uh, this, uh, this makes me a very happy soldier. It's crazy to think that the cartoon got people into, you know, playing the game.


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[Assistant] Uh, titanium, uh, treedom says, I literally just spilled my horchata when I saw a major with a wingsuit, with a wingsuit from the title. I literally lost it. And then the guy below Godspeed says he hasn't even played. Yes. And he has one that's a major for you. And it made me think.


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[Assistant] Uh, Vash the Stampy says, so what about the old episodes? Most of them are gone though. And a lot of people were asking this, so I was just gonna address what we addressed in the other video. They will be coming here. Yeah, spread the word.


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[Assistant] Hey, bring your season one. So we're hoping by the time, uh, the new ones are there, you're already gonna have all the other ones there for ya. We're so excited. Boom, boom, boom. That's for you, fashion stamping.


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[Assistant] But you gave him, okay. I gave him some, I gave him a little credit, a little love, but I'm not reading it.


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[Assistant] Just look away. I never thought I would see the day VFFs would return. I'm so happy right now I could cry tears of pure joy. The nostalgia is too much. Doraleis doesn't have a heart. Why is that? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Doesn't have a heart. Oh wow, that wasn't written.


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[Assistant] Oh, it is. And by dice you mean, uh, marriage ending.


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[Assistant] That's what I figured they would have been out. So you saw him dancing and singing. Now how did that, I've only heard, I've probably seen pictures of what they look like, but did it, like what did it look like? It looked like it was probably a hologram, like it was like. You can see through it.


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[Assistant] I vaguely remember seeing like a picture of what people were saying and talking about, but I don't think I ever saw.


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[Assistant] Damn, it came out five years ago. And everyone here is, you know, not, everyone here is, not everyone, but, oh, you have wanted one. And yea, for a year, you haven't been able to, like, you didn't know one person that could hook you up.


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[Assistant] I have a hard time watching people dance for entertainment, just like ice skating. Ice skating a little bit more so because there's, you know, some tricks in there that people can get fucked up. I guess dancing wise you can too, but it seems a little bit more dangerous when you're on ice skates.


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[Assistant] Not so much with dancing. Not to say that, like, I used to like watching, uh, So You Think You Could Dance. Yeah, like the first- Uh huh.


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[Assistant] Set the scene like it's a movie, and hold on a second, I'm gonna try to find some royalty free music, now.


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[Assistant] And you would have given them an ace. He would have had a six show and he would have had then 17 if you didn't take it and split it. But anyway.


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[Assistant] Really? I've never even seen a Chilean, Chilean sea bass. They look like children.


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[Assistant] I mean you guys have been to the shitty ass like zoos that they would travel around, not zoos, uh, circuses.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know man, because the people are always, they're notoriously, it's a cliche that's true. Really scary, sketch ass people.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry about that. I heard that you can't and I felt. What? No, no. That's why apparently the reason why or the term I got gypped comes from gypsies apparently.


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[Assistant] Maybe you saw something different, but there's these, uh, I saw a story on them. They would travel all over the place. They would be doing house repairs and like, uh, repairs for like, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] That's insane. He came back with the beautiful last line.


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[Assistant] What he was saying was his friend who was trans ended up


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[Assistant] So, so you weren't in any sort of like tube with that thing strapped? No, no. They were working on you? Okay.


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[Assistant] That would freak me out being strapped down, even though that thing's meshed, but right up against my, uh, my face, and I can't, and I, knowing that I can't move, I would, uh, go through some sort of panic. I would hopefully calm myself down, but I don't know if I would be able to. I would just try to, like, I would just...


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[Assistant] You know, if you're a fan of Kiss, I don't know why that would look good. Alright.


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[Assistant] Three went and did it. They couldn't move on unless the fourth did it.


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[Assistant] Well like, teams though, you know, I'd be like, hey Neebs, you go knock out first grade, thick, go knock out second, I'll get third.


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[Assistant] That keeps our story moving. Yeah. Yeah, Fallout, nothing like that.


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[Assistant] Came out a while ago. Yeaah. It's been a minute now, hasn't it? And it's finally now...


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[Assistant] I don't remember. I do. Ada said she would love to more than life, uh, yeaah. Could you add a P.S. for me to, uh, say Dora was a little concerned with not seeing any roosters. In Hawaii.


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sure every island. No, maybe not. Yeah, maybe. Okay, whatever.


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[Assistant] Some might be running a go gas. Alright. That'd be fun, huh?


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[Assistant] That's right. Yeah, I do like the look of that too. And then Green Hell we've also looked at for a minute.


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[Assistant] Seemed pretty damn repetitive, but I don't know. It seemed like slow, slow, slow moving.


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[Assistant] But the positives of something like Void Train and Volcanoids is just that visual difference from our normal lineup. We've never done a...


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[Assistant] You know, if you're doing a green hell, it looks like...


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[Assistant] Well, fractured veil, not to insult, but it's like, just a lush.


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[Assistant] Nah, I gotcha. You know, when you, yeah, when you just hear that, yeah, I liked it. Like, you know exactly. Okay.


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[Assistant] I was curious about that with, uh, cause the marketing when they said free got- cause they don't make it clear in the trailer, do they? That it's a video game- I mean, kind of. Did they? When I watched it I was like-


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[Assistant] Otherwise... It's all speculation, you know. I saw something interesting yesterday, a short documentary about uhm...


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[Assistant] At a prison, these people who have been in prison for 20, 30 years that are getting out,


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[Assistant] And they had this system where they could, uh, this program they were going into where they were putting them in VR to show them the outside world. Oh my god. And, uh, do things like...


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[Assistant] That's true. Do it all in there. That's true. We have been enjoying Rust though, uhm, I mean, Rust will be staying because these short seasons, and I do appreciate the game a lot more now, especially when, now that we can get, I don't know, tougher and fight back.


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[Assistant] Because that was a little frustrating. And that's how we lost Simon. That's how we lost Simon. Rest in peace. I think we'll get Simon back.


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[Assistant] It does not miss. Fuck that tank, dude. I mean. Sounds like you still got the same fucking problem. It makes me mad. It's just, yeaah. Well, you'll see.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you guys are good. You guys can shoot good. Oh, and we saw like, uh, some of them, maybe half of them. I don't know because of, I'm not sure why, but they've got the names of the blue bees you killed.


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[Assistant] You can see the name down, like, where they grew up, next of kin, all that. How many kids they have. But just seeing their names, like, ooh, I just killed Courtney.


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[Assistant] Last night downtown there, uh, I didn't even know he was a performer, but one of the people from Will and Grace was at the amphitheater, the new, our new amphitheater singing classics and stuff last night.


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[Assistant] So yea, apparently, these live nation touring act.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I'm a little bit behind on the, uh, the, the, eh, with the exception of the, our friend's comedy room. Uhm, I haven't been looking at like, so I'm missing out on some good shows apparently.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying, well things you don't hear on main, on radio. Get yourself a Spotify account.


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[Assistant] Because it's all those extra eyeballs looking around and you can just kinda like, you know, respond to a text or an email. I just, I like also the simplicity of the interior. I like it just being that monitor and everything's there instead of this big cluttered fucking dash with buttons and levers and shit everywhere.


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[Assistant] Like, it's not this uppity, yeah, it's not an uppity vehicle and the fact that you've got, you know, whoopee cushions, fart noises in every seat by, you know, if you want, like, it's clearly not a highbrow car.


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[Assistant] Some of our community actually has gone, have gone to, uh, the same guy I went to, uh, when they were in town for, uh, PLGX and stuff. Oh really? Mhm. That's cool. Yeaah. Gave them a little business.


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[Assistant] Aren't you fancy eating at the pilot house? Have you been inside? It's not that fancy.


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[Assistant] How do you even stay ahead of the technical curve when you started it so long ago?


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[Assistant] Er, what's his face, uh, from Lord of the Rings, the main... Frodo?


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[Assistant] Apparently like one of the first shots they did. Uhm, like one, I think it was his first day.


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[Assistant] He's rolling down the hill or whatever. They're like, with the other guy, like, did you hear that too? Yeah. Oh, whatever. And they were like wrestling. I forget what shot it was, but he let out a big old fart. Apparently everybody's laughing. That's a way to start a film. Is it like wrestling with Gollum or something?


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[Assistant] That's healin' really nice. It is. And it's on this side, and you're backlit, but I don't see it at all.


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[Assistant] It's just me, I'm playing games. Let's do this AMA more often then, huh?


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[Assistant] And like, I like the uh, real time thing going on. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I've got a suggestion for whatever happens to happen. If you guys could just maybe grab a handful of maybe your favorite little snacks, put them in your pocket. And if you reward yourself every time one of the notifications comes up.


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[Assistant] We just came from the past, the last two, but we've been playing Battlefield 4 more.


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[Assistant] Did you feel that they were working on any of the past few launches? Or beta launches? Like, did it stick out to you in those or do you remember?


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[Assistant] Again, I don't know shit, but I feel like for something like this on this mat, like at this stage, they're testing things other than like the specifics of gum, of like, um, how the guns vary. They're probably stress testing the servers. Like shit like that. It feels like, I don't know. And then they add that layer in. I don't know.


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[Assistant] It certainly is a blend of things, and if we, uh, had the passion about those games, we would have pursued it.


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm excited as hell. Uhm, but I also know that it's, this isn't the representation of the launch and there's a lot to improve on from here, but it's like a good little taste. I'm just excited. I don't, I don't claim to know the, you know.


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[Assistant] Because it's all about the skins these days, baby.


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[Assistant] You know what else I know? We're gonna have a damn good time making some episodes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a really weird, wide open, kinda, I dunno.