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[Assistant] Yeah, when you go there and you work, I mean, even, even, uh, I mean, Opry's crazy just cause you work, I worked at that music park, I don't think I thought I'd be able to play the Opry. Jakes, not that I even think you'd go play Chicago Theater, but it's crazy to be like, I was there for, to start this career. And, uh,


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[Assistant] He was like, because I don't drink, you know, and so he had too much to drink. So sometimes when someone doesn't drink and they're like, they had too much, they get kind of embarrassed about how much they've had, which I don't, you know, they're, you're, they're young. It's like, have fun. And, but he's like, what's, he's, he's like, you know, just kept asking about not drinking, but he would say it very loudly.


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[Assistant] And then he's like, but then he goes, you don't drink? He goes, what? Hey. He goes, Hey, then he whisked, get close to me and he'd whisper and he'd go, Hey, let me tweet me. Do you not drink? And then he'd whisper. And I'm like, well, you just yelled it.


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[Assistant] You just yelled it out loud, like, so we just, it was all, the whole, it was so funny, just all, yo, you see, you sober? Are you, hey, come here.


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[Assistant] Two seconds, can I talk to you for a second? Hey, between me and you. I just like, uh, but it was, yeah, it was all, it was all, it was amazing. The Chicago theater is just, it's huge.


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[Assistant] Get him. No, uh, uh, they didn't, uh, everything was, yeah, it was cool. I mean, the first show I walked out, I said, I started there in Chicago and I feel like nobody really.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It's like they, I don't know if they put it together. I always thought they do, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then it's, but then so it's like I said it first, but I don't, I could have said it weird too though.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Yeaah. I was like. That's why we don't list openers.


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[Assistant] I could have, yeaah. You know, their whole name? You guys do their whole name?


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[Assistant] When you're on a crazy run and you're in a different place every night, it definitely does happen where you then, you could then be like, where am I? Like you won't remember where you were. I mean, at this weekend, I'm like, where was I? You know, and then you, because you just, it's, it, you're gone. I'm leaving, you know, this is Monday. I'm leaving tomorrow for Wichita Wednesday. Like, so.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, it's what you wear in Wichita. If you're watching this, uh, the day this comes out, I'm in Wichita, I think, I think Wednesday night, Thursday night.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it's, you know, yeah, it is hard to remember like the run that you're on and like where it's city and stuff like that. And there's been times I've almost said, all right, thank you to whoever the city. And then sometimes you can be like, I mean, I just won't say it if I'm like, if I kind of like.


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[Assistant] I guess if it's 30 minutes away, but I guess, yeah, but if you do go and there's no corn, there is no, you might as well just drive to any baseball field in, on the earth and it would be the same experience.


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[Assistant] It'd be fun to like do it with like wooden bats and you know, as you hear that sound and you go play some, yeah, and just play baseball all day. Go out there and play a bunch of games. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can go rent that. Scream 4 is coming out, which I'm pretty pumped out. Or it's out. I'm pretty excited about it. Is it called Scream 4? I don't know. But it's called Scream. I think it's just called Scream. And I don't get that.


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[Assistant] The new one. That's what you call it. I'm very excited about it. Uh, that's new. I'll watch that. See how that goes.


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[Assistant] And then I just, which people I don't think like this Matrix, but, uh, I didn't, uh, you know, but I was like, I don't know. I could go watch it now and I'll be like, yeah, I don't remember.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I'm not going to, but I could. But the Scream, I could go watch Scream. Yea, I'm excited about Scream. That's new. That's something.


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[Assistant] When I did, uh, you can do your own tour when you go out there. You can put it on your phone and you just drive to the spots. I drove up to, uh, Walter White's house.


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[Assistant] And then you can, but you can just go, I think they were shooting Better Calls, they were shooting something there. Uh, but you can kind of just go and like, it just, you can look at Google Maps, there's a way to put it up, and it puts like where, I mean, every scene from Breaking Bad, you just kind of drive to each one where they went to.


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[Assistant] This is years ago and he'll just be talking like this, like, you know, he'll be like, yeah, we went over there. You know, he's like, I don't know. He's like, it's been Chicago. It's snowing everywhere. Got a neighbor, got to see on the phone. Now you do insane upcoming. I'm like, yeah, I'm doing it. I've been, we're over at Zany's. He goes, all right. All right, back off. And then you just be off the air and you're like, what happened? You don't even know what happened.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's like, it's, I think it's like the casualness of people, the way people say it. And it's a very, it's people on TV, they go, you see this hit and you're like, what are you?


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[Assistant] It just sounds arrogant. Like, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but what's triage sounds so bad. I know triage. What is triage mean?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So it's two places that we- Two places that we have, we have, there's ties to, if, if someone's talking, going like, I gotta, if we walk into a room and they're going, I would just sell, we're telling.


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[Assistant] That's fun though. That's probably the most exciting thing I've seen there in a while.


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[Assistant] I would imagine, you know, don't you think they get it, you know, it's like, you're


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[Assistant] Yeah. Aaron, you still scared of uh, heights?


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[Assistant] There's that building in New York when I was in New York, they got a, they got a building that's, it's just so tall.


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[Assistant] And it's, I think people live up there and it gets so skinny and you're. Oh yeah. It's so tall. It's, I mean, it's, it's bigger than the Empire State Building. I think. It is. Yeah. And you're like, I don't, I don't know if I could live up there.


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[Assistant] Like it's the, it's, it's the view you're in that building. It's like, I don't know if I could, it's, it's that, you know, it's like one thing to be.


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[Assistant] A hundred and something stories up in the air, like, and the buildings get small, like you, it just seems, it seems crazy.


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[Assistant] And they're like the views are the, you know, you're like, are the views even, you're above everything. It would probably be cloudy up there because you couldn't see. I don't know. It'd be interesting.


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[Assistant] Well, you just wake up in bed, you just would see, I don't know, maybe that's a great view. You don't see buildings, you just see nothing.


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[Assistant] I've stayed in hotels where you're on a high floor and you're like, eh, it's a little, like your balcony, you're like, I don't love it. Not loving it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And the people behind you? Where are the people waiting to go?


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[Assistant] Three years ago, that I've just had, uh, for, I mean, way before this, obviously, and I just wore them. I got socks on today, but you don't have to wear socks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like super warm. That's crazy. They're gonna, in the weather repellent.


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[Assistant] I mean multiple. At one point, I was just watching both y'all just talk about like, it's like two old women at the grocery store. Like, yeah, yeah, my son, I'm actually from Vietnam.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think so. I don't think all the time, but I think I have a little bit more than I used to.


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[Assistant] You just need to walk around with those auction tanks. You're going to just have one of those.


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[Assistant] Do you go, do you start out going to that? You're like, I want to be this one of a thing or you kind of just lead you that way. And you're like, I'm just, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] So, we were, uh, so we were talking about like, uh, doing this. This is the first one. We're kind of doing it this way. So then we just have some random topics and stuff. So, you know, just trying to talk about some random stuff.


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[Assistant] We'll see, I think we still have, I think we still have topics to talk about too. It's like just, I don't know, just, you know, seeing what happens.


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[Assistant] So what's what, uh, well we have one video of, uh, what do you have, you have the video of the kid, uh, from the, this was a, from last year, during the meet and greet I had.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was cool to meet this kid. He could, he, any episode, you could just, uh,


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[Assistant] You could tell him, pick a number and he could tell you what it was. It's pretty impressive.


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[Assistant] No. So you're just born with this or not born with this?


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[Assistant] But I'm just saying, I'll get it just a regular size. Number one, and like come with the meat. I like the medium cup and the, yeah.


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[Assistant] So I'm paying 10 bucks a month. I just got to go up there and get one taco.


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[Assistant] You'd have to get like three, yea movie pass like makes sense. You'd have to get like three a month for it to even be like, to break even probably.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I love, well I love Taco Bell, I just don't think one taco is, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you're going through flipping through your membership cards, you got Sam's, Costco's, Planet, everyone's going to Planet Fitness, and then you got Taco Bell.


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[Assistant] I feel cheap, I feel, that's like, you know, in your, how do you like, if you always, like, remember getting hotels on, uh, like.


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[Assistant] Expedia or Priceline. And you would do that Priceline thing and you get there, there's times you'd be like, well I feel, you're making me feel bad that I did it like this.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, well, I don't even want to, so then I don't want to do it because I don't want to get, I'm going to get yelled at by somebody. You don't?


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[Assistant] They should be like, and we'll give you free refills. You already do though. And you're like, well.


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[Assistant] Is just like, you know what? McDonald's came up with the mills and I think the future is going to be membership.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think, like, there's like a cafeteria. Like I said, if you could go in there and get a meal.


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[Assistant] And like, it was like a college thing where you're like, I don't gotta pay, I just go in there and pick and you put it on my card and like, say I'm, say I pay whatever, I'm allowed this much, you know, a month. Uh huh. Almost like a, uh, food allotment. Like you're like, all right, I pay 30 bucks a month at Taco Bell, I'm allowed 68 bucks worth of food. And I go there and use it as much, like that would be. Oh, that would be.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, it's the same premise. It's just, there's as much smaller. But it's not because it's just saying one taco. Like, so it's like, that's enough to make you not do it because you go 10 bucks a month. You're like, well, I'm not, I'm going to go in there and just get one taco. Like I guess, you know, it's, it doesn't, it doesn't, it's not enough reward. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, speak and talk about Asteroid. I wanna see, what is that one? Asteroid is...


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[Assistant] You're weird. What was it? Double asteroid?


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[Assistant] But if you, I mean I could see the flames, like it was like, you could see that much.


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[Assistant] I remember, you know, this was back when I remembered stuff. Yeah. For pre-Matrix.


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[Assistant] If you're seeing the flames versus like, yeah, you see like a little trail of something, but like, you know, like an air, when you see a plane fly, you see that.


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[Assistant] It was like that. It was, yeah. I mean it was fire. Yeah. That one. You're on. Yeah. Boom. This one? Yep.


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[Assistant] No, it does, but it's like, we gotta like, uh, it's, it's gotta be, yeah, I don't know. I gotta rethink.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, you don't feel like, they're like, what if we get them VR and they think, I don't know, maybe you would.


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[Assistant] Like I said, like they, because people are just, so they're gonna have you wear VR.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they're the, it's, it's the general idea and I guess they're saying we should do it with those. That doesn't look like it's big enough to even pull it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean the problems, you know, it could just fall on the, you know, I don't know. Tangle up. Good for them, you know? Mhm.


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[Assistant] So I don't feel like that's that crazy of a thing. If he was, you know, if he was like, go lick Matt Ryan's ear or something, like, uh, it sounds like he was getting into it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. Like that wouldn't, so Leo's like, you know, that's, why would he think that's weird? Like, you know, if you, if you went and looked a woman's ear, like is a dude. That's how he greets all women.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, uh, yeah, that's fun. That's like, see, that's like the thing where like, if you're like that, and you go and do that, like that's like, does, and then now the story gets out. Like you can't ever, like if you're him, you can never just go like, I thought we could just hang out.


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[Assistant] But it is crazy, that's how, when you guys, when you're that famous, it's like you just, everybody's gonna do it. And we talked about this one time, like you're not gonna not take a picture of them, you're not gonna not, you know, it's like they're just too famous. They're just like, you're like, dude, this is too crazy. And you know.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I mean that, you know, they, they, they wouldn't, if you, anybody else was like, hey, these warming up to play volleyball, they were like, well, we're not, tell them we're not going.


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[Assistant] I would think they would need to take it easy. Matthew Stafford, right? Yeah, the two NFL quarterbacks. Yeah, and they're both big and you'd be like, y'all could probably tone it down a little bit. Like, you know.


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[Assistant] Like just those, I mean it's them, it's those, you know, it's like you're, you're just kind of like these kind of crazy, you're like, man.


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[Assistant] And this was a long weekend for me, so I was a little tired. But, uh. Wanna mention our guest?


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[Assistant] All right, everybody. Welcome. Welcome to the new year. Is this? No, we had an episode last week.


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[Assistant] But we did. We did. Not all of us did. It's good to be back. Welcome back. Still have COVID.


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[Assistant] Like you're in, uh, like I could, like I could still eat Starburst and still be like, that's still fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I-I-I could see that. I could eat. I could eat.


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[Assistant] You know, you just, and two, you're in a routine of it. That you're like, well, this is what I would do normal. So I'm going to live normal. I mean, did you feel sick or do you feel?


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[Assistant] That you started. You were the, you were the super in the super spreader.


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[Assistant] And just, you're like, just like, yeaah. I mean, you're like, what's going on? Not just eating mass.


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[Assistant] If anything goes wrong. Yeah. You know, yeah. I'm going to do like book a fight with it. When you book a fight in the old days, what'd you call? You call.


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[Assistant] Imagine Book and Flight, I think you would, you would just have to call the airline. And then, uh, imagine being a comic, you have to just, you're just on the, I guess they just drove everywhere.


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[Assistant] It has to be, because you can do it on, you can do it on an app now.


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[Assistant] And it's like, you can just do it on an app and you, it has, that's so funny. It has to be these two hour wait time and every, and whatever age you are listening to this, they're your age waiting for this.


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[Assistant] Brian Bates. Can I speak with Brian Bates, please? That guy's voice is tired. Brian Bates, please. I've been on the phone for eight hours, like his voice is gone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and the alarm goes off and you're already sitting there and you start dialing and you get, and you go, that's what I honestly.


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[Assistant] You know, this is the time you get up, you go, I've been up for a few hours.


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[Assistant] Would you, why would you not just let the thing crow and then just get the points when she's done?


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[Assistant] Let's go over there. Oh, it's uh, it's making noise. Rooster's grown. Harper's got, she's getting text now. That was a, she, we gave her our own Apple ID.


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[Assistant] And then it's, but it's like, I do like it. I was on the road, like I was able to send stuff to her because she would always use our phones. I mean, we watch, she can't do anything.


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[Assistant] That's the new one. You gotta, you know. But she, I mean, they just...


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[Assistant] It's funny to think that you, you're like, cause I would be like, all right, well, I didn't have to listen to it cause there was like a rooster crowing. So I got the points without having to listen to Spill. You need to go, ma'am.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to take this all in. You really want to, I'm trying to write it down. I want to know what I'm getting into.


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[Assistant] It was the day that started snowing here real bad. And so I was like, we were, I had to be home. What was I doing? There was something.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, oh, I'm writing something. And I had, someone was meeting and then we were writing together all weekend. And so, uh, it was, uh,


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[Assistant] I thought I was looking at flights because you're like, if this gets canceled, what are we going to go do?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're not gonna get stuck, cause I might as well get stuck. You know. Alright.


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[Assistant] So, yeah, that was it. That was, yeah. So. But you were in, you were here this weekend. I was here this weekend.


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[Assistant] That's, there's something fun about that when you're starting out, like the, you know, at Wednesday, you get the call.


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[Assistant] It's like last minute, like it's just the best, man. That feeling's the best. Like it's, I don't know if gigs get more exciting than that. I mean, they all, they do obviously, cause it's, everything gets better.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't want to be doing it, but I'm saying, I don't know if that excitement, the new excitement is.


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[Assistant] There's, it's special. Right. I don't say you don't get excited. I was excited to do, you know, just sit on the couch of the panel on the Tonight Show. That was unreal. Like I can't believe I got to do that, but it's.


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[Assistant] Like when you're like that, it's just crazy.


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[Assistant] That's what you love, cause it's what you want to work.


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[Assistant] So like when you want to be working and you're not, you're not like going like my weekend was free and now it's not.


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[Assistant] I still get excited about that sometimes. As soon as I think I can have a free weekend, then you're like, oh, I'm working now. And like, cause it's like, I don't know, you just think this will all be taken away.


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[Assistant] It's a fake job. It's a fake job. And so you just, I still do this day. Like if you get something, you're like, something pops up and you're like, eh, it's hard for me not to go, oh yeah, I'll take it. Like I need, you know, cause it's, I'm afraid that it's hard for me to take off.


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[Assistant] Like do a vacation. It's hard for me to go like, I'm not working.


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[Assistant] You're always afraid someone's gonna hit you and you're like, if I'm not, you know, I don't feel like I can just.


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[Assistant] Go away. You're like, no, no, no, I gotta be, you gotta be in and out.


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[Assistant] Stay in it. That doesn't go away. Nothing better than that. Comedy Zone. Charlotte. Last place I drink.


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[Assistant] That makes the most sense of, like, you're like, why would you say that? And then she's like, I'm warning for murder. I was like, I totally get why.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's funny that like, yeaah, just having to deal, I was thinking with comedy you gotta deal with this kind of crazy stuff. Uh, where it's like that's a story of like, you know, that's just part of, like you're just used to, most people wouldn't be, I don't know, it's like that would not happen somewhere.


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[Assistant] I thought about, like, we were writing the show, uh, we were writing the show, and, uh,


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[Assistant] I called my dad about something about something with magic really. It was like funny to call my dad and then Rob Roselle, uh, and who I was writing with and he's like, he was like just laughing at the idea. Like it is, I was like, it is crazy that I just called my dad and we just talked about this magic thing.


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[Assistant] We're out there. Uh, you're like, that is weird. Uh, alright, this week everybody, uh, we'll start these comments, uh, from you guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, as always, I don't know, I just kind of had a few thoughts in my head. Uh, Mary Marinkovic, right? That's probably pretty good. Marinkovic? Marinkovic.


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[Assistant] This podcast with Sonny is the most fun Nate has had in all of the podcasts and that made it real fun to watch. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. It does feel better.


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[Assistant] We all wore tight stuff. Henry is on the show, uh, yeaah, which we recorded Henry before, now we're back to doing these podcasts. We're doing the comments. But yeaah, we all have tight stuff. Tight is one. I mean, unreal dude. Uh, so exciting.


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[Assistant] You never thought in a million years. I didn't, I, I don't think, I didn't think we were going to get to the playoffs, but I did. First round by is crazy. Crazy.


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[Assistant] But you have it, you, you like, I think most people when we wear a toboggan inside, it's kind of like more up. It's more of a hat and yours is as if you're going to jump in snow. This is my game wear. And this is what you wear at the game.


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[Assistant] It's pulled, it's pulled down as you go, you gotta put your toboggan on.


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[Assistant] And they were like, you don't want to say it Fabiano? And you're like, eh, we say Febieno.


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[Assistant] Cause I think I'm uncomfortable with how y'all say that. You go, I don't know what the problem is.


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[Assistant] That's how we say your name. Love the baseball talk with Sonny Gray. I used to work at ESPN.


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[Assistant] And the main show I worked on with Baseball Tonight in 2013 and 14, Rick Sutcliffe was a regular analyst on the show and he had the best stories. He told us this story about when he was, uh, with the Dodgers, there was this day he wasn't pitching.


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[Assistant] And he spilled mustard on his jersey. The Dodgers were getting blown out and Tomas Sorter makes the call to the bullpen and Sutcliffe has to come in and pitch.


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[Assistant] Reasoning for Lesorto making him pitch was because he knew Sutcliffe downed a Dodger dog and got mustard on his jersey. Sutcliffe stole his Lesorta, came to him with a few cuss words afterwards, and he learned his lesson not to eat things like Dodger dogs during the game. That's great.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jason Moore, Nate's second base throwing yip story reminded me of a similar situation in my church league. The men's first United Methodist team in Hopkinsville, Kentucky, our catcher received the first pitch of the game. Instead of throwing the ball back to the pitcher, he whipped the ball down the third baseline into left field.


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[Assistant] From my position at first base, he was quite the head-scratcher as it was the first pitch of the game.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Sorry. I mean, that's, that's the deal. When you got, when you're playing a game where everybody's got like real jobs, you're like, dude, how does that work today? It got crazy. You know, I can't tell.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, Catholic's going to be out there and you know, they get all drunk and start yelling. It can't be.


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[Assistant] Uh, another time I got irate about a royal family flying coach without any kind of special treatment. They just walked through the airport like a commoner. I couldn't get over it. Anyway, keep up the good work, love the air podcast.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, uh, yeah, it was the, the bad boys. That's crazy that I forgot we went to that. Uh, yeah, why was he funny? They were like rich, famous, uh, cops.


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[Assistant] I get it, Cody. Uh, they're all still fun movies though. You can just turn them on, you know? If you can look past that. But I could get you not getting past that.


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[Assistant] That's why my wife won't let me watch, uh, housewives shows with her.


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[Assistant] Completely out of the room before she presses play. She knows she's watching nonsense.


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[Assistant] I have my nonsense too, I get it. But there's some stuff that you're like, alright.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they enjoy it. It's fun. Everybody's got their fun thing. Brian Townsend. Couldn't believe him. Brian said his baby lacks a nasal bone.


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[Assistant] The same thing happened with our first born but it ended up being okay and actually making for a funny story. At our 20 week ultrasound we were told that


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[Assistant] They couldn't see nasal bone that this could signif- signify possible


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[Assistant] And it was the signify and pop, like there was, I felt like I was on a road.


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[Assistant] That's like someone, it's like when you drive a car and it's so turny that you're like, I don't think I'm, I'm over driving.


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[Assistant] You know, sometimes the drive is easy and sometimes you're like, is this, where's this, where am I going? Every, it just, it's a left and a right and you're like, I don't even, I can't do this. Uh, all right. It's a very serious issue. We were scared to death.


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[Assistant] They sent us to a specialist the next week. He too informed us that he could not see a nasal bone. My wife immediately started to cry in his office and I began consoling her. At that moment the doctor said, well there is one more thing. Often Asian children


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like that doctor's just trying to be, you know, trying to


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[Assistant] You wanna be like, I would like to see how he delivered it. I think I could deliver that.


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[Assistant] You know, I think you could put me in that same situation. I want to get Brian and his wife on it. We're going to redo this. Uh, I think I could deliver it and it would be fun. If you played the doctor.


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[Assistant] If I played the doctor. It's all about, it's hard to deliver something. Baby and a joke.


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[Assistant] As a doctor, deliveries are tough. I've never seen anything like yours. Who's the toughest? What?


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[Assistant] Do it in a nice, yeaah. I mean, you know, it's, it can't be something that's like.


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[Assistant] Guy your size, you should have 50 things and you only have gout, bro. And then I would fit, I go, come on dude. He'd spin it. I go, that's unreal. Like that's so, I wish I had gout. You're doing better than me. That's how I would tell you.


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[Assistant] And everybody then would be like, that's not good though. And you go, no, the doctor was thrilled. He said I should have been.


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[Assistant] Because I thought you were the guy I was coming to visit in the car, and you only have gal.


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[Assistant] Courtney Walker, I completed a MRI on my brain and spine this very morning. A word of advice to breakfast, take the value.


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[Assistant] I was all set up and ready to go when 30 seconds into the tunnel I yelled, nope, I'm panicking, I'm panicking. Thankfully they were able to calm me down and I finished the MRI. I hope you had, uh, better luck than I had. If not, I can't wait to hear the story.


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[Assistant] That's funny that you went backwards and tell them those stories. That's true. Well, I don't know why you did that. You go, seventh grade I had this, also third grade I lost my foot. You're like, well, what are we? First grade I


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[Assistant] When I was 29, I had eye surgery, but when I was 2, I had, uh, my left foot was crooked.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. You got a hospital on campus? Yeah. Of high school?


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[Assistant] It was nothing. It was make believe. It was us, you know, whoever couldn't get past this one level and we couldn't let something go. It was how many, who, that's how it was. We started college going, all right, who's still not over the glory years.


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[Assistant] That's how we tell the difference between the teams. We're playing in the long blue jeans.


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[Assistant] So the picture, there's a picture on my, uh,


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[Assistant] That picture of my dad, up in the top, uh, that's, he played full pad when he went to Straveka.


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[Assistant] In college, my dad went to college late, like we, like, so I was five, I was probably five when he graduated, six or something. And, uh, so I would go down there and they would play dad, my dad and all them would play full pad. We'd go watch and I would wear like a plastic football helmet. That picture was on the front page of the Treveca.


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[Assistant] Like, and no one was like running, no one was, you know, and uh, I never forget that, yeaah.


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[Assistant] That was you. My dad was you. Me and my dad can talk about that. Yeah, we can.


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[Assistant] Pardon me if it thinks an hour, but is it like 20 minutes or something?


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[Assistant] I would have to take something. I mean, now that claustrophobic could be a big problem.


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[Assistant] Cause they have different, they have to have different sizes. I guess it can go up and down. MRIs? Yea. I mean it was pretty...


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[Assistant] It's true. I may have to do that one. Wasn't that from a...


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, his new special.


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[Assistant] Michelle Robinson, when Cole said, it's a smart thing, I guess you wouldn't get it. I think they missed that entirely. Cole hanging with the big boys and holding his own.


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[Assistant] Nice work, young man. Can't wait for the big reveal. I have a daughter applying to university as well. Exciting time. Good luck. Dream big!


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[Assistant] I think he, I think I could, you know, he threw a little joke in there. Cool coming at me.


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[Assistant] Uh, Tanner McBride. Cole have- could have run- run a- Cole have- Why would I have trouble with that?


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's like your first, it's like when your first step out of doors, like a little bit longer down. Yeah. And then you're already at the bottom.


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[Assistant] And that's what happened. The cold could have Rhode Island. And then I'm like, I'm already at the bottom. I missed four steps.


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[Assistant] Cole could have run across Rhode Island 27 times this year north to south. Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's not really half. And I don't know where you're running to. What are you running to?


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[Assistant] Just the beginning and we're California Bakersfield and then that's it. You go, come on, who's this guy? That's what you do in your class?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess if you're running from, uh, Connecticut to Bakertsfield, this teacher doesn't always talk about it.


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[Assistant] Kim Dunlap, Nate, I just cringe when I hear you talking about sour patch kids. I'm a dental hygienist.


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[Assistant] And when the pH in your mouth goes below 5.5, calcium will leech out of your teeth.


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[Assistant] Just make sure and have regular dental checkups. Go all the time. Let's go every day.


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[Assistant] According to the A1, my physical is not until the 18th, January 18th, so I'll figure out more of that stuff. Uh, I guess I'll do the real thing.


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[Assistant] A1C, which I see right here, Trevor, Trevor Ramsey.


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[Assistant] I guess. I mean I was on the line, so when I was reading some reviews about it, it was...


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[Assistant] The numbers could be before and after, so I don't know, you know, it's, uh,


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[Assistant] It's, it's like, it could be off one or two percent. I have to be close. In a weird way, this part of me wants to be close because I don't, you know, it's like the way my brain works is you're like, I need something to be wrong. Otherwise you're like, no, you're fine. You're like, you can't be fine. You know, like it's hard to quit something when you're, especially when you're addicted to it.


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[Assistant] And I think I had that trouble with alcohol. It was like you can not think you're, you don't think you have a problem because your only sign of a problem is...


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[Assistant] It's like I'm doing it, I can't stop. I'm like out of control where I'm like eating. I'm realizing I'm eating like, you know, it's weird to be like, I'm not.


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[Assistant] I'm always talk about being fat, like, but I'm like, you know, I'm like, I'm, I'm for my probably build. I'm way more than I should, but I'm not a big guy. And so that's even hard too, when you think like, well, I'm not huge. I'm not like, you know, I don't look like I'm going to be walking around with diabetes, but then you're like, yeah, but I'm eating.


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[Assistant] That's why I say my tab, my tablism might be unreal that I'm even at the size that I'm at. Cause I should not be. I think I eat worse than, I think I eat worse than you. I think I eat worse than most.


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[Assistant] These days, I almost think I eat worse than people realize. It's more, it's not good. I'm trying to think about it. I had pizza. I had pizza today. I worked out and then had pizza today. Oh, that cancelled. From the pizza yesterday.


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[Assistant] Because if you're trying to, I think you could lose 10 very easy, easier than we can lose 10.


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[Assistant] And then it's gonna, when you get down to that last 20 is when you're gonna be right.


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[Assistant] And we're already kind of close to that. Like I'll be, I think I can get to 178 pretty easy, but then it's going to be hard for me to get to 165.


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[Assistant] But I'll get under 180. I think if I just, a good week or two, I could be.


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[Assistant] Low 180s, maybe 179, 178. And then it'll be from there.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I mean, I don't know, I won't eat good. It's hard. I'm full on addicted to sugar. And that's why it's like, and it's crazy to think you think I want, like I want to have diabetes so I can say I...


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[Assistant] So I'm like, I'm stuck. It's just how you think. You just want something to be that bad. Like you're always, that's the thing when you've got to quit something. And I've realized this same thing with alcohol and everything. You look at everything and you go, well, I'm not there yet. I need something to happen for me to quit. And you're like, well, it's going to happen dude. And it's happening. And so like, that's what I'm realizing too is like you're.


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[Assistant] You almost could be lucky enough that you're even reasonable and I'm almost talking myself into this as we were saying this, but I'm lucky that I even don't have to just straight up have it.


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[Assistant] Like I'm lucky to be like, I can trust your body and you're going, if you're thinking like I need to cut back or I need to stop something, then you need to stop it. Like you, you know, you're, it's, that's, that, that's the answer. But you, and you're going to look for, you're going to look something, like you want something to go.


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[Assistant] Well, that's going to be, I need this to happen. I need to wreck my car. I need to lose my job. I need to something. You need to bottom out. You need to bottom out. So you hear that a lot.


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[Assistant] And you're, you know, but I don't think you, bonding now is, is, you know, like when I did it in, uh,


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[Assistant] You're talking about comedy zone. It was like I was going to theaters and I knew if I couldn't, if I didn't stop this, like I wouldn't get to where I want to be.


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[Assistant] And so, and I was making a big change from going to this to this, and it was almost like I took things seriously. And like that's how I need to think about this sugar thing. It's not about like bottoming out, like where I need, you know, I'm thinking I want this diabetes so I can then say I have to, you want to have something. It's an easy excuse. I've been talking to someone once, you want something. You usually want like,


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[Assistant] You want to go like, well, I have this, cause then you get to go, well, there's nothing I could do. And like, you're an excuse or something. Where I need to just quit because it's like, well, if I, and I've thought about this a lot, if I want to do as much as I want to do with my career and how busy I will be.


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[Assistant] If, uh, drinking's taken care of, well now food is gonna be taken. Cause I'm, I can't be getting, like I'm getting tired. When we were riding all weekend, it's like I'm getting tired. Like, I go eat this stuff and then I feel tired. For a long time after, and you're like,


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[Assistant] It's like, this has gotta stop, dude. Like, you can't just be at...


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[Assistant] Just all hours of the day, you're just like, you could close your eyes a little bit. And, you know, so if I want to go farther, yeaah.


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[Assistant] There you go. Maybe I'll do it. How often are we going to weigh in?


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[Assistant] Uh, so we did. Last week. Last week, so the end of this month. Let's see where we're at.


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[Assistant] Daniel reads, I enjoy watching Nate on Jimmy Fallon this week. Nate seems like such a natural with these, uh, the interview. My question is, are you giving the questions that Jimmy asked ahead of time? You seem like you had the McDonald's and Koi Pond bits lined up. Were those prepared or did you have...


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[Assistant] With that show, it's like, and as a comic, it's a little different.


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[Assistant] When he's, when he's talking to the celebrities and they're talking about a movie or they're talking about something like that, like, uh, it's going to be, uh, it's, it's, it's different. It's, uh, you know, like I think they're asking, like, what's Marvel? Well, anybody, and they might go like, Hey, do you have a story you want to tell? And you could be like, yeah, ask me about the, you know, ride and go to Six Flags. And you're like, all right.


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[Assistant] So that one, I was kinda like, alright, I was going through it, like what I'm, I wanna say, and I have a mix of like, so the diabetes thing.


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[Assistant] I am going to like having type two to earn kind, which is something we said all on the, or when we were talking about on the podcast, I said that that worked really well. That I've never done that on stage, but I, I will probably put all that stuff in on stage and work it out into a bit. And then the koi pond thing, if you heard that, that's, that is a joke I do on stage, but you can kind of.


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[Assistant] Just so you, like, I'm still doing these jokes. But weirdly enough, like, you can kind of hide them.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I kind of was saying it for the first time. And you just like, you're like, alright, I'll be able to do it. Like, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's hard to learn how to sit there and like, let the laughs come. Uh, you know, just because you're, you, it's, I've never done that like that. And you know, you still get there and you're like, I don't think no one knows who I am. Like you're just, and so you're still like.


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[Assistant] You know, you're sitting on the couch and I'm a comic. You're like, there's a, you're over your comic. Yeah, this is the comic. He goes, and now you're like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I didn't see they put, so I was with, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, we, we talked to them last night in line. Like I, we were FaceTiming with them. Two hours and 17 minutes. I mean, they, I was like FaceTiming with them and Harper thought, are y'all still, and they're like, yeah, we're still in line. None of them should be eating that dead, shouldn't have that dead gum drink. I'll tell you that right now. Uh.


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[Assistant] That's what I should have made him do. I should have made mom be like, get him out of the car and make him stand there. And, uh.


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[Assistant] He, he also knows to eat something bad with us. He's like, don't tell your mom. You're like, we don't, we're not going to let you do it either. Like he tells us like, it's like your family's the one that's not going to let you do this.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, they were in line. The line in, it's in Hermitage, it's where the Applebee's used to be.


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[Assistant] Not the one we worked at, but it was, uh, but it, the line is, it's crazy. I drove by it yesterday, uh, earlier before they got there. That's funny is I drove by it.


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[Assistant] This is, this will be the longest one I think we ever did. Talked a lot about old comedy, uh, it kind of worked out, you know. Sadly, it didn't work out. We talked about Bob Saget, uh, and uh, Henry, you know, Henry's been around for a while, knew Bob.


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[Assistant] Uh, really well as, as I knew him too, not as well as Henry, but, so we talk about all that stuff. Uh, so, uh, and we already recorded it, that's why I'm kinda saying it, like this is the end.


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[Assistant] But, uh, it was great and, uh, so let's read these and then you get into that.


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[Assistant] Uh, we love our Helix Sleep Mattress and it was really fun to unbox. Like I've always said, you always pop it, the unboxing is.


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[Assistant] And he was like, man, I'm sleeping like, you know, we'd go to bed like two or three and he's like, I'm sleeping till like 10, 11. Like it's like the real deal. I slept on it. You slept on it. Here. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, spinal alignment, that's a big thing. I'm trying to work on that now. Uh, I think my spine's not always... Aligned? Yeah, it's not right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, we've slept on it and that's what we like and everyone that sleeps on it is, I mean, they love it. I think a medium sport is a pretty, probably standard one. Uh, and so, uh.


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[Assistant] If, uh, they have a 10 year warranty and you get to try it out for 100 nights risk free, they will even pick it up for you if you don't love it, but you will.


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[Assistant] The old podcast crew got a few new things for the winter months. Laura got the performance jogger. She's wore a ton. Uh, it's soft. I mean, it's just, it's just a great thing to wear. I'm like trying to wear this, all this kind of jogger stuff or all this kind of stuff, like just on the road, like this kind of athletic gear. Just, I want to just buy the same thing and wear it.


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[Assistant] The same thing every day. I wore it all day when I was at the airport all day.


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[Assistant] So we would like to welcome our good buddy, Henry Cho here. Good to be here. Thanks for having me. Finally, our schedule's lined up. Finally. Boy, I tell you, we've been trying for a while. Been trying for a while. It's like us trying to golf too. Like you're, it gets hard. You got to plan way ahead.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think we're, comics are very, like, we're very last minute. It's like, can you do it now? And you're like, I can do it now.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So. Yeah, we're very last minute people. Yeah. As comics. Like, I think you're just...


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[Assistant] I think you're out, we're out too much. We're like, it's a, you're going to go to a restaurant and you're like, I don't know, I feel like I'm at a restaurant every night, like doing shows.


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[Assistant] It is crazy when you're sitting on that other side.


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[Assistant] Just because you're just not used to, you're like, you're, you're just, you kind of get used to that, the chaos of the backstage.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like I was too, she's a kid driving to add to that. Are you probably going to be like, why are you? I mean, my daughter's nine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember, uh, uh, uh, a kid from my high school. Did I ever tell the story about him? Like, uh, in high school? When I took my driver's test and, uh, the kid, uh,


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[Assistant] That we did at Coach Wade, DCA just won the championship. Uh, he coaches there now, but Coach Wade is our driver instructor. And so I like got behind a car and it's like most kids are like, yeah, I mean, I've sat like my dad's lap when I grew up or like, you know, like I've,


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[Assistant] Been randomly behind a car. And this kid, they asked him and they go, have you ever been behind a car? And he's like, no.


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[Assistant] And they're like, you never like sat in your kid's light, you never, your dad's light, you never even like pretended. And he's like, no. And it was, and we just drove straight through a stop sign window in someone's yard.


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[Assistant] Like he just had no concept of just any of it. Wow. And you're, and so then I like, I always kind of think about that. So then now like, my daughter's been sitting in my lap since she was five. Like, you know, I'm just not in just like hands on the wood, just like getting the idea. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They take your radio and Brian's car and you're like, so it could have just been one car. You're like, it could have been, but you can't take my stick shift. That's right. Yeah. Uh, yeah. The stick shift would be, can y'all, can you drive a stick shift?


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[Assistant] Well yeah, like your truck is like that, like that would be, you'd want it in that. Like that's a perfect truck.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's always the fun part when you, uh, when you were driving. Cause I learned on a stick shift. I learned on a stick shift. I remember my parents, my mom tried to teach me at our church parking lot, Temple Baptist Church.


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[Assistant] Couldn't do it, did it like a couple minutes, got so frustrated. My parents were good.


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[Assistant] We come a family that have really no patience and we try to like help out and then it's like, I can't do it. And then my mom just got out and like, it was like, it didn't happen.


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[Assistant] But I eventually learned and then, uh, but I took a driver's test on my aunt's car cause it was automatic. Just cause it was like, oh yeah, close enough. Very smart that you're like, well, let me do at least, you know, I don't want to.


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[Assistant] Because all I had was a stick shift. All they had was a stick shift. Right. Yea, but you don't want to kill it on a driver's day. I mean, it's so crazy, dude. Automatic cars were not a thing. Like, they just weren't. Stick shifts were everywhere. It was a luxury to have an automatic car. Yea, you had to pay for it. Yea, to pay for it. I mean, that's so...


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[Assistant] I, I almost like, about getting older, like I, I'm reminded almost every day and like this moment I'm reminded to go like, man, do you know how to, you don't know, you just didn't have it. He's never been in 10 years, he's never been in one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're 12 years younger than me. And you just don't ever even, you just never would have seen it. Like, I was born right at a perfect time that I got a good,


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[Assistant] Like I got the old ways and then when I got a high, once phones came, it was just now it's gone. You're all.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You watch this full on series, not just a movie. We'd be like, we'll give you a movie, a full on series that goes on for six years. How long is West Wing? 10 years? I don't know.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, yeah, you just got it now. It's like, and now some of the tires get so thin and small and they're just not made like anything. You're like, it's a, it's done.


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[Assistant] Do they even do that? I don't know at ARP. It's like, that'd be great if they did roadside. They don't. They should. They don't. They should.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They wear you down. I wonder what, I would love to know what their thing is. They go, we start at 50. It's about 62 when people kind of come around. Like if there's an age that they go, you finally go, all right, I'll do it.


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[Assistant] Probably takes about 12 years to go, alright. What is it? It's like moving up to the senior tease. It is. So my dad, when he moved up to the senior tease, he was- He didn't start there?


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[Assistant] It was a, we were like, it was almost like, it was just like, we were slowly, he would do it sometimes. So we'd start playing.


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[Assistant] It was like slowly that to then now, it's like, well he just, now it's like, he's just gone. Full blown. Full blown. Front tees. Yeah, front tees. Hey, I can't wait for that, man. I know. Well, it's, those were those, you play these old guys, you can't beat them. No. Like when they're up there in the front tees, cause especially, you got like a, you got like a perfect,


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[Assistant] And then you're a problem. Yep. You're a, you have a good probably five year run, maybe three, five year run of just a night. You're just crushing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, a lot of that does become time consuming. A lot of times when you even are


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[Assistant] What's funny is like, you were one of the first comments when I met, I remember, uh, my family, everybody was, it was exciting that I met you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like it's a perfect balance. Yeah, I mean, those are, those are the shows that like people, like it's insane for a comic to perform behind chicken wire. I mean, it's insane for anybody. It's insane to even be in a band.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But much less like where you're like, no, I need them to listen to me. Yeah. Yeah. Like they have to listen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, those were the days, man. No front door. Can you imagine as just a business?


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[Assistant] 10 bucks is becoming nothing. 5 is like, you gotta just, 5 is what it is now. 5 is the new dollar. Like you just have to give 5 or a kid won't even bat an eye.


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[Assistant] For a nickel. For a nickel! 12 cents. I always liked seeing comics that had to update their act, where you'd see them like,


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[Assistant] After that, but I do remember I was, I was old enough. I was, you know, old enough to be like, I was still using pay phones and it was crazy.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so, but I remember comics would, this comic would have a joke with that. He's like, oh, that made it, you know, he, it was a dime. So his joke was from when it was a dime. Right. So then he's, then he, uh, he was like, oh, you gotta up,


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[Assistant] Would it be like Pryor going up? I guess it'd be, would it be the same feel of like Chappelle going up now? Like it's like that kind of, not saying they're the same comic, but it's like that allure.


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[Assistant] Even though that when it starts happening, you're like, look, I know no one's coming because my name's on it. The fact that they put your name on it is that first time and you're like, you're just being, you're recognized by the club. It's like, no, this is one of our top guys.


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[Assistant] Is, is, there's not much of a better feeling. No, there's not. As a stand up, it's the greatest. As a stand up. Cause that's your goal. That's your goal. That's your only goal basically. You want that and then after is like almost like, you almost can't expect it.


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[Assistant] You're like that, at the beginning, that's all you can think about is like, I just gotta get my name on that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is, it is. A lot of comics we do leave. And then it's like, it is a nice thing when you find out someone.


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[Assistant] And they, like, he went up, he was just doing a guest, I was like, it was like, where I could headline Comedy Magic. You know, you do like a Wednesday or something, they give you like, you get to do an hour. Oh yeaah. And, uh.


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[Assistant] So, I remember, and then Ray was like, and I've, like, I think it might have been one of the first times I met him, if not maybe second time. So I didn't really know him, I just kind of like, and uh, and then he went up, he's like, we did a guest set.


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[Assistant] And I was like, oh man, you know, you got all that. Like people go nuts when he goes on. And then I found out afterwards.


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[Assistant] That like much later, I didn't talk to him afterwards, but much later I found out he stayed the whole time. His kids were there.


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[Assistant] Probably not all the way through, but like at least like you're about five minutes from closing. That's, that's as good as you're going to get. Yeah. Economist can then be like, I'm getting out of here for these.


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[Assistant] No, no, they wouldn't have the patience for it now. No. Uh, but it's like crazy because he's so like, I mean...


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[Assistant] It's such a fun thing cause he's, I mean, he's hosting the Grammys and like this is, that type of celebrity then, that's a big celebrity. Like, you know.


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[Assistant] Now yes, it kind of breaks off. And so now everybody's kind of got their own. I mean, that's the world you're kind of going now where like you finally got, you kind of got, well, there's still like the top.


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[Assistant] You can get to the top or be, you're kinda like, oh yeaah, I know that person. You gotta get to the top of your craft.


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[Assistant] I think that's what it, you have to be the, you know, if you can get to the top, whatever, if you are BTS, or I don't know, whatever music, you just get to the top of it. Taylor Swift, you're like, well then you're, she just mentioned.


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[Assistant] Then it was, it was, you know, the watch TV and it was still such a.


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[Assistant] Now there's a new thing, but it was a new thing, and it was the fact that there was more channels than it was on, and...


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[Assistant] They watch stuff live, but I mean you look at like now, it's like they're making, now it's like.


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[Assistant] It's like an algorithm of how they're making shows. Like they, like House of Cards, I always, I always heard, uh, it was like, they looked at, at the time, they said, who's the people on Netflix? Who, what's the actor they liked the most? It was Kevin Spacey at the time.


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[Assistant] And then the director, they go, well, who likes that most? Perfect. Well, that's, they make something. So it was like an algorithm of going like, well, just put them together. And so now there's kind of like the, the heart and the something's taken out of it. It's more of a science.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what you do think is a con- you're like, you can't believe- You're letting one of us- You're like, dude, we're idiots.


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[Assistant] Yeah, be bare, like maybe one. I think maybe one.


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[Assistant] Uhm, maybe two classes behind you or something, right? Or one class. Like it was, uh, yeah, it was enough for move that you would be like, yeah, I don't.


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[Assistant] Like you wouldn't, you wouldn't have known when he started.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I mean, they, they almost like they got it and they didn't, you're, cause sometimes you do, people get it and they don't have the act, they don't have the time. They can't close. They can't close cause it's like, you're either, that's always, I always said you make it 20 or 40.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's like either happens very quick for you or you kinda gotta go through the whole circuit.


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[Assistant] And it's like when it happens for a lot of people quick, they can't do it. Having an hour act is, it's very hard.


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[Assistant] Yes, cool. When you like, so when you were coming up, uh, so I mean coming up in the eighties.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, late 80s, then the 90s. Like I said, you get those chicken wire, like all those kind of gigs, like it was, I mean, it was really like a wild west, like, uh, was it?


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[Assistant] There was no like corporate kind of world to it or like a manager's agent you had on, but.


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[Assistant] Grover did it for whatever reason. His name's Peanut. Okay, yeah, we're going to get a fight about this. Yeah, I'm not crazy. I always like that story, uh, Bates said, uh, someone telling the joke over, was it, where was that? Telling the joke. The same joke in the same show? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it wasn't, one was three times.


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[Assistant] You don't want to hear your voice again. Yeah. And you're just like, let's just get through it. And you're, and you don't know what you've said.


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[Assistant] Thousand dollars. Yeah, nine shows. Yeah, nine shows.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's so, I always talk to like, I remember talking to some guys that have been before your time.


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[Assistant] And they would just go and then it was a big party and they had the best time of their lives. But when it was done.


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[Assistant] It was like they, they had the same act, they had the same, you know, and then it was like, well eventually that just cycles out and you're like new guys come and then. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] It was probably hard to have turnover, because you weren't, then you weren't on TV, you weren't on, you know, like, you didn't have specials, you didn't have all this stuff.


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[Assistant] It worked out. It worked out. Guest hosting too was, that's kind of gone.


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[Assistant] So it was like when he was, when he was ending, everybody was like, yeah, he's been ending for a few years now. Like he was winding it down to be like, I'm done. I mean, he's the most famous person on the planet. I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's crazy. Did your parents, like, did it get easier, like once they see this? Was this a night show like your first, like everybody's like, oh.


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[Assistant] You know, like, you know, you're successful before, but no one gets it when they're not in the system. No, no. And then, but everybody knows what the Tonight Show is. Of course. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Alex Trebek. Alex Trebek. Passages is real fortune. So yeaah, he's still doing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause he had no idea. Do you ever, do you ever think though, like with, you think that with the size show that it would have hurt you cause you did those other two shows or if you'd have waited it or?


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[Assistant] And you gotta go there, you gotta be the first on The Tonight Show, which is, which is even, you know, which is almost even cool, like, cause it's like, you could have either been, it's, you get, like, looking at it right now.


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[Assistant] Or you get, you get, that's how you look at it. You look at, you got this great story, you got bumped. Right last comment, they got bumped from the show. Yes, yes. And the first one on the Tonight Show, like the new one. Which then, this is all anybody even knows now. The major bio.


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[Assistant] Well it's a comic. Jay stayed being a comedian. Right. Which is everything that we love.


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[Assistant] I was just in there and like the first time I met him and I like said hi and he was running jokes for The Tonight Show. Uh, I never did The Tonight Show. Mine, I was kind of, I was like, I had Letterman, I was


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was crazy. He was on the whole time they were. Like that was even weird. When Conan took over Tonight Show for Leno, it was almost kind of weird thing. You're like, no, you're like basically them. You were on the whole time they were on and your show was


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[Assistant] Great. It was, I know it's not The Tonight Show, but it was like, it's your show. Conan was great. Conan was great. He was great. And then, uh, uh, is great. And then, but he, yeah, so it was like, that's what I remember switching that. I don't know what I was, I'm trailed off now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was someone that was kind of before his time of like, it was that window of like, Carson and


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[Assistant] So there's never been that many, you think there's going to be Kleenex, maybe there's not as many as you. I always thought there used to be a ton.


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[Assistant] To bank on. Well that, that, well, and that's the thing too, that like, when someone books you, when


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[Assistant] If you're not curs- if you're not cussing in the chicken wire, like then like, you're like, well we never have to worry about you. Like it's just not in your- it's not gonna come up. Right.


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[Assistant] You know, they're unreliable, they're not gonna show up, they're gonna, you know. I mean, I remember...


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[Assistant] Comics do and even like in small stages where it's like they're not showing up for a show.


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[Assistant] And you're like, you're like, dude, we're trying to make it and you're not even.


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[Assistant] Taking this serious. So you're like, well, you're never gonna, people.


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[Assistant] You better be, you gotta be great to be doing that.


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[Assistant] You better be undeniable where you're like a once in a lifetime kind of thing.


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[Assistant] I don't know, you don't hear much about people working with him as much as you did, but when I first started,


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[Assistant] Bill Hicks was the one that everybody said. They go, so who's your favorite comic? Every new comic would be, it's Bill Hicks. Everything's about Bill Hicks. And you remember you're thinking, I don't think these people even listen to Bill Hicks.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think I get Bill Hicks more, I think I get, I can get it more now than I would have been when I first started. Uh, like if you go back and listen now, you're like, I get what he was doing and like, you know, it's like Carlin. Like I can listen to Carlin.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You're like, I don't care about this stuff. And then, but then now as I get older, you're like, oh yeah, that's why that dude was like that. That's why Bill Hicks was like that. That's why these guys were, they were doing that thing that was a kind of no one else was doing. They were going against the grain and against the, you know, uh, but Bill Hicks is like, you don't hear a ton of people about


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[Assistant] Like I know Ralphie May worked with him. Uh, I did a bunch of stuff when he first started. Uh, and then you had to be in with those guys, you were with Kennison and.


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[Assistant] That, was he, would he be one of the first comics you think that you saw that you're like, oh.


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[Assistant] It's a confidence, it's a... Yeah, you're like, oh, I'm running this place right now.


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[Assistant] That's uh, that's all I remember, that was the first thing I ever heard. And it was like, I still do it, like when you...


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[Assistant] I still have that habit of when you're like just doing a showcase.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, speaking of, we've been talking for a while about, uh, old comedy. Uh, but we do want to, uh, talk about Bob Saget. Bob Saget, so this comes out Wednesday. We found out last night, yesterday. Last night, yeah. Last night that he, uh, died away, uh, died 65 years old.


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[Assistant] Obviously, and everybody talks about how nice he is and like, it's, it's, it's, you don't even, I think it's like, people are like, yeah, he's nice. And you're like, you don't get it. He was, it's above nice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, uh, yeah, it, when I, when I heard it last night, it ain't just the pure shock of it.


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[Assistant] You know, you found out after with Norm, it was like, you found out he was like sick for a year and you're like, so does that. It helps you like wrap your head around it. And Bob maybe has something we don't know yet, but it's, uh.


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[Assistant] It's like the, the pure shock of it. And then like when I did his podcast, it was a month ago. And like so me and him just started.


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[Assistant] And so it's a big deal when they finally do and they, you know, when Bob asked me to do it on the podcast, you're like, I can't, this is crazy. Yeah, dude.


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[Assistant] And like, and then getting to talk to him. And so it was like, I was looking forward to that, the friendship that we were.


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[Assistant] That he was building and we were, and like it was, and then for it to like, and then last night and you're just like.


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[Assistant] Just in the road, you know, he's on the road we talked about earlier, like.


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[Assistant] Every comic's biggest nightmare. I said it last night to my sister, you said it today when you came in.


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[Assistant] Well not, no, not talking to each other, but your biggest fear as a comic is to die in a hotel room. By yourself. By yourself. Yep. That's your, like, you think of it like, that's just, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, you're like- We're always alone. You're always alone. We're always alone. He's in- yeah.


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[Assistant] Bob was in Orlando, so that's a good, he was in Disney. Hey, you know what? It was warm, it's the greatest, it's the greatest place ever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's, I mean, he was, uh, the best man. Do you remember him getting full house? Like, do you, like?


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[Assistant] So. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, and I mean, he's just always, Saget's always been that guy. He's always been what I knew him as was how he was.


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[Assistant] It was rough. Yeah, that's what's so funny is like he was that guy on TV. He was just like a dirty comic. Like, but he was in it.


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[Assistant] And it like, it took people a while to get used to it, but it just, I don't know, worked.


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[Assistant] You know, and that's what, like, we were talking about it when I did this podcast about how


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[Assistant] He was like, I just wanted people to have fun. I want them to, it was like, which he always did that, but I think he's even more conscious of it, I guess, as he was getting older. And so he's just like, I just want people to be happy and all this kind of stuff. And there's a video that he did. I mean, they had, this is in Jacksonville, really nice audience. So he said it's about being addicted to it, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's, it's, uh, it's crazy. I mean, it's, it's...


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[Assistant] And I liked him so much. It was like, you just never thought that would get pulled, you know.


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[Assistant] That's gonna go away. Like this was a dude that needed to be around. Like I feel like he just leveled out the comedy world.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I, yeah, and I think that's why it hurts, cause it's like, you're like, it's not supposed to, he's a great man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like Norm was, you know, it's like you have, uh, I didn't know that. I know everybody that knew Norm. I didn't know Norm at all. I've only met him once. And yeah, he was a great guy. And like, it was.


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[Assistant] But then it's like sagging, it's like, well then I did. And then you're like, all right, I'm going to be talking to this dude now from here on out. Right. Is what I, you kind of think and you're excited.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it feels, it's a, yeah. This one hurts. This is worse.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's supposed to live too. Bob Sagets. Like you said, we were talking earlier. Communes, we live forever. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I thought he would have died. I'm blown away that he didn't die. Well like, you know, like not to get up, like Paterno died when all that stuff had been said, like Paterno died immediately.


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[Assistant] Alright, go check her out. We love you guys. Thanks for listening as always and see you next week. Bye.


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[Assistant] I know. Yes. We're making his life a lot harder.


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[Assistant] And did I see you guys ring the bell at the hockey game?


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[Assistant] I was, uh, I had some company Christmas parties in North Carolina and Kentucky and, uh, I was flying home on Delta and of course they have the TV screens in the back of the seats.


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[Assistant] I just, and I'm in ILC, I just assumed that they edited those shows for content. Yeah. On a public. I thought they did too. I choose an episode of The Sopranos. Yeah.


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[Assistant] There's a scene at the strip club, women just completely naked and I'm just.


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[Assistant] And I'm in the aisle seat so everyone behind me can just see everything. There's kids back there, there's everything.


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[Assistant] And I'm just sitting there thinking, what do I do? What do I, do I try to make a scene? Those, those screens aren't as intuitive as a phone. Like you can't quickly, so the one beside me is watching a Hallmark Christmas movie. And I, I, I decided just to write it out and not bring attention to me. The scene went on.


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[Assistant] For the soccer coach, they got him like one of the girls or something. It just, the scene would never stop.


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[Assistant] I mean, it was a pretty short flight. It was like an hour or something.


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[Assistant] You can't, glasses aren't going to do it because your corneas change shape. So he needs either those hard contact lenses or a cornea transplant.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean they're, uh huh, they're, when I was, I didn't even know they still had card contact lenses. I thought they were just all soft now, but.


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[Assistant] When I first started wearing contacts, you had the option of hard or soft lenses. You wear contacts?


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[Assistant] Yep. A lot of people diagnose too as well. I don't, yes, I do have glasses. A lot of people diagnose your, uh, your, uh, dehydration and.


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[Assistant] Not even type one, type two. You just jumped right to that.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna say you don't. I don't think they realize just how little water you drink.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think it certainly contributes all the sugar.


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[Assistant] One of them's a genetic and one of them's... One you earn it.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, Type 2 Diabetes seems to definitely be- It was the leader. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But I admire you for sticking to your guns because 18 years later, I feel like you still feel exactly the same about that. Right?


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[Assistant] Someone compared y'all to Michael Scott and Oscar when they debated about China.


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[Assistant] I learned how they calculate how many stars are in the universe. How's that? Math. They, uh,


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[Assistant] They took a picture of one small section of the sky and then they counted all the galaxies that are in that one section. Then they figured out how many sections are in the sky total and they multiplied that by that. Then they figured out how many stars was in one galaxy and then they multiplied that by that and that's how they came up with it.


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[Assistant] Now is he saying because they'd already come back? They'd come back. But if it's only going, if you can only go in the future, then maybe we just haven't gotten advanced enough yet. Right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that'd be two of me there now, I guess, but we just both share a room. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You're supposed to not change anything about the future.


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[Assistant] No, I just talked about the game yesterday. It's so important to have the sun at your back.


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[Assistant] Even with the cold it was yesterday, I'd rather be in the shade than the sun just glaring in your face. Oh, you'd rather be in the shade. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh. Cause the early season games are so hot, first of all. And then even in the winter time, the sun's just so glaring right now. I've sat on that other side and you're just squinting the whole time.


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[Assistant] But sunglasses. I've, even sunglasses, it's just, it's, it's not ideal. Just don't even see the field. It's because you wear it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was my section. That was my seat. Yeah. Yeah. And they would be out of breath and as soon as they compose themselves we did a


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[Assistant] No, I'm saying it's not like I'm the only one up there. The upper deck's a huge area.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, you do say that they're here now, right? They're saying they're here. Which, I mean, they haven't, they've seen some.


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[Assistant] Things flying around, they haven't identified what they are yet, or at least haven't figured it out, so it might be a jump to say, they're saying aliens are here now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know if they're talking about us, but I think they kind of nailed it. Now they say that they're here.


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[Assistant] Soul's another word for sun. I think soul's the latin word for it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I said last week or whenever this episode comes, comes out, the universe part one episode, uh, I said,


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[Assistant] We have a name for the Milky Way galaxy and we have a name for Earth. We don't have a name for the solar system. He's saying that is the name. Sol is a proper noun. So Sol is the name. Everything else is the...


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[Assistant] Star system, where the solar system.


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[Assistant] We would do some of the most ridiculous auditions back in the day for you.


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[Assistant] It's so funny to think about now, why we didn't just buy like, proper lighting or something.


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[Assistant] No, a lot of people are like, these people are so dumb. Guess what? There's another one coming.


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[Assistant] Maybe it is, but I always heard it called Orion.


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[Assistant] Well, I learned that from, uh, somebody commented, I love it, the universe and all your references are from movies. Which is true. One of our commenters said that, like all our universe.


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[Assistant] Someone commented, very funny how all of our universe knowledge comes from sci-fi movies that we've seen, which is true. I mean, we had a lot of sci-fi. There was a lot.


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[Assistant] Orion's Belt in Men in Black, the first one, that was a big part of the plot I think was something was coming from Orion's Belt. I think that's how I know it from Men in Black.


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[Assistant] We talked about that on here, I forgot the details, but.


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[Assistant] We all love the office. I was gonna ask you guys, were you on board?


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[Assistant] Out of the gate. It took me a little time because I love the British version of The Office. I still do. I think it's great. Ricky Gervais.


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[Assistant] So when I started watching the American one at first, I was like, I was a little snobby. I was like, these, they're ruining it. Right. But obviously I changed on that now. I mean, I soon loved it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I bought the DVD. It was on BBC and I don't know. I bought the DVD.


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[Assistant] So many people can compare you to Michael Scott.


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[Assistant] Even his arguments are so, I just watched the one, women's appreciation day, and he was like, I can't remember exactly, but he's like, women appreciation conference room, 15 minutes. And Jim was like.


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[Assistant] How are you qualified to talk about women? He's like, Oh, I don't know. James, I was born from a woman. His arguments are just so like.


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[Assistant] Just like you, just like, you know, like, all right, well, technically, I guess, I don't know if that makes sense, but, but the one I just watched was the, where they, there's the fire safety drill and then they do the dummy where Dwight cuts the end. They said, you just destroyed a $3,500 and he goes $5,300 for a dummy.


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[Assistant] And they just look at him like what? And they move on. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But I noticed you've been reading better. So.


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[Assistant] Well, that's alright. I, uh, I mean, is The Office your, well, no, West Wing is your favorite show, but, sitcom?


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[Assistant] That's just like Seinfeld, people just watch, they put it on, they just let it play.


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[Assistant] I was wondering where Jeff Bezos summoned Amazon or whatever to make the next Game of Thrones. Would you see that? Yeaah. I mean that's easier said than done.


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[Assistant] Just meaning like, I want you guys to create the next Game of Thrones.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we talked about it. And those are recent movies, right? So it's not like-


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[Assistant] Well, the office got off to kind of a rocky start ratings wise and then they pivoted away from the British version style and started making Michael Scott more likeable. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And you can see it occasionally, like the one where he comes up with a golden ticket idea and it backfires and he goes dumps the suit in the.


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[Assistant] And then he's wearing like a jogger and a t-shirt and you can tell he's in really good shape.


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[Assistant] They, uh, they changed the setting. The first season was shot in a real life office in Culver City, California.


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[Assistant] They changed the tonal, they said the tonal shift. The British one's kind of dark. It's much more shaky cam, like a real documentary.


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[Assistant] You know, they just found a small town, Scranton, Slough, which is just outside England, I mean London.


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[Assistant] So that's how people really, they found that it wasn't just white collar workers, it was young audiences.