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[Assistant] The nice thing about kind of growing up in the, uh, in the sticks was we had a lot of empty space. So when it came time to learn to drive, it was like, Hey, we'll just take you down here to this road. Learn to drive on this road. Yeah. Yeah. Drive up and down, get used to the feel of the car.


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[Assistant] Man, that already feels a lot. I mean, some cars still absolutely are, but a stick shift.


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[Assistant] I'm sure it is, I've been in cars where you do, you know, if somebody has been driven sick, I was like, oh, that seems cool.


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[Assistant] Goose rolls off the tongue easier. It does. Duck, duck, goose. It's nice. Man, great duck.


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[Assistant] There's a two-story antique store in Southport. Yes. Alright, let's go check this out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I always feel bad going into an antique store because I'm never gonna buy anything. I never have once gone into an antique store and seen something going, I have to have it. I almost bought a golf club. To me it's all, to me it always feels like I'm going into a museum and I feel like I should pay like an entry fee to check all this old shit out that I'm not gonna buy.


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[Assistant] Right, right, right, right, right, let's back up. $400 Bible. For a Bible next to a $4 card. There was a node Bible. Yes. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's a Stephen King movie. It's the dumbest premise for a movie ever. It's just like, a comet is going by, and...


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[Assistant] No, no, no, they were showing the old movie, and then afterwards they had a Q&A with some of the people that worked on the movie. Jock Brandis. Yea, the idea is to kind of showcase some of the movies that were made here in town. I think that's the whole idea behind these guys, what they're doing. But yea, we watched this really shitty old movie, Maximum Overdrive,


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[Assistant] Laugh like motherfuckers. Like the entire audience was laughing at this shit because it's such a cheesy ass movie. Watching it with a group of people, everybody's in a good mood, just laughing and having a good time.


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[Assistant] They fucked up. The special effects team, uh, they used nothing but pyrite in the, uh,


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[Assistant] Uhm, in, in the building. Yeaah. But they didn't put any fireballs or anything to illuminate the explosion.


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[Assistant] About that. The union. The construction crew. Yes, exactly. Hey, I get to stay on. I get my job.


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[Assistant] It's a cool idea because yea, there's a lot of, uh, a lot of films have been shot and made here in Wilmington. They're just like, oh, we want to showcase some of them. Come out for free, enjoy. And then yea, talk to some of the cast and crew that made this stuff. I was like, yea, that's pretty cool. Oh yea.


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[Assistant] When at Junior's car, you ran off, like, kind of a ditch. Whose car was that?


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[Assistant] And Thicc's not here, and Thicc wouldn't be doing this anyway, cause then he'd wanna throw up. Oh yea, he is not good in VR. He's the worst at it, so that's fine, but I cannot wait, like, it seems that's probably, uh, I don't know, the most into a trailer I've ever gotten into, ever. For a game? For a game, and the moments that were captured, like, I think, Dora, you were saying it's like, it's just perfect.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, and just watching the trailer, you could just, like, it's gonna be so much more tense.


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[Assistant] Okay, after it was on it. After it was on it. Cause, uh, we have a love affair with this game. I mean, I would go back and play it again happily with you guys on a weekly basis if this was a regular, but we know that's not what we're gonna do. But I would cause it's fun. It's fun to lie.


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[Assistant] It's fun to, to sneak around and to play that bullshit game. And you think it's just when you think you got somebody figured out, you have no, at least with me, I have no idea.


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[Assistant] And that might be like an exclusive, you know, you know how games sometimes come out on a Playstation. Yeah. For like an exclusivity period. Do we have a MetaQuest 2? No, we do. Quest 2 is MetaQuest, isn't it? How many of those we got?


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[Assistant] I've got two. Oh, you have two? I have, uh, one. My daughter has one. I can steal. Anthony has one?


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[Assistant] The view from the vents in the trailer. Yeaah. Like that looks fucking great. Just like, you really feel like, I mean that, it's such a great job. So damn it, fucking it's gonna be like another, how many months? Well, holidays.


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[Assistant] Yeah, holiday season. Is that Christmas? That's holidays all through the year.


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[Assistant] Oh wait, no, or is it after COVID? Because those are the first videos I remember. Those are the first videos I did because I took that one year kind of off from editing. And that was the year that COVID hit. So it was the year I came back. But I was like, oh, let me, let me remind you guys how we make videos.


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[Assistant] That's right, yeaah, Neebs and I were in here, you guys were separated for a little while. There you go. Yeaah. Wow. It was a mess. It was a damn mess, that Covid. Crazy shit.


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[Assistant] Got nice and rainy. Yeaah. I went pre-COVID with some of my, uh, high school buddies. Yeaah. Yeaah. Camping's always a good time. Where'd you go? Uh, that was, I forgot the name of the lake, but it's owned by, uh, NC State because his wife works for... So it's around Raleigh.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay. It's outside, well no, it's like an hour or something outside of Raleigh. I don't remember where it's at, but it was, uhm, it was nice because nobody else was on the campgrounds. Hell yeah. Because it's owned by NC State and it's like, his wife worked for NC State and was like, hey, can we get the campground for a weekend? They're like, yeah, sure.


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[Assistant] Like a hundred bucks to the table with like five buddies playing poker all day. But I do not want to go to a casino and play because that money's gone. I'm just going to leave very quickly. I might be up for a little bit, but it's never going to end good for me.


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[Assistant] You did play, no, but you played cards as a kid? Yeah, like Go Fish, Uno. Okay, you did play those things. You just never liked them. Okay, yeah, no. That's, and listen, I'm on your side. You just, you just didn't get it. I was, I was big into those games. I needed, for some reason, I needed to play Rummy fucking, like, I don't know, 20 times a week. Rummy's great.


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[Assistant] Connect 4 Basketball, that's what we gotta play. That's the thing! That's what we gotta go play. That's the best fucking game at Dave and Buster's. Oh, at Dave and Buster's? It was at Dave and Buster's in Myrtle Beach. Oh man. And that is a video...


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[Assistant] That we would go down there and it'd be a simple setup and somehow you'd get permission to shoot in there and you just play. Or you shoot. Or you just pull out your phone.


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[Assistant] Exactly. Pull out your fucking phone. That's it. But make it a video.


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[Assistant] A new buster coming up. Yeaah. Yeaah. I'd be down for that. Yeaah. Yeaah. Connect 4 basketball is wonderful. If you ever get a chance to play it. It's my favorite version of Connect 4 that exists.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just another dumb game, which is great. They're all dumb games. Like, I love dumb games.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm a fan of dumb games. We made a channel on dumb games. We did. Yeah. We sure did. The channel of our livelihood is dumb games, right? Yeah. Cause a lot of people who don't game at all, they look at like, you know, the games that you're like, this is amazing. Look at all these other things that you could do. And then they look at you and you're like,


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[Assistant] Maybe that's why I was like, oh yea, you like to gamble, you like to shoot holes. Well, I'll always have that enjoyment of wanting to win, so I do kind of like it.


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[Assistant] That's right. I knew it. He told me I could have got it on the ground floor. You could have bought stocks.


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[Assistant] A lot of restaurants, you don't see it often at all. No, you're right. I guess what I'm saying is, it's super easy to get good rotisserie chicken at a grocery store. Cause they kill it at grocery stores. So you go, what else is


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[Assistant] I like your solutions, they're light. Yeah, okay. It's like the Dunkin' Donuts hot donuts thing. Or the, uh, Krispy Kreme, whatever.


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[Assistant] But the general public that, that goes there. They probably going there for the chicken.


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[Assistant] That's what I was curious about. Man, this is, this is good. This is good stuff right here. Quality talking. Alright, now how do you really feel about the green beans? Nibs, you go.


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[Assistant] Dude, and there happened to be really good, but I didn't really want to talk about it, I was being sarcastic.


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[Assistant] And they're cooked perfectly too. At least when I ate them, they were actually cooked perfect. And they're, okay, are we done? Better to broil them too, by the way. You can get it, anyway.


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[Assistant] Exactly. Was there? Bats? Oh, you know that there's gonna be people, no, people. And, um, Sledge. Right. I think I got everyone then.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's fun, huh? It was a good time. It was one of those nights where I was like, alright, my plan was I'm going home before midnight. And I think I got home at four.


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[Assistant] Yes, well I decided to leave the cut home at four, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my, my favorite bartender, he, he didn't even know. I'm like, you don't know how much you affected me. He's like, like, cause he, he was, uh, yeah, it's so funny, that small world, one of the first people that I knew even before I moved here, I knew, I knew him more than I knew anybody else. Cause I hung out at the bar that he worked at, like 20 years ago.


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[Assistant] That is fun to do, yes. Bar hop, bar hop, for sure. Get to see a lot more places, a lot more people. Yeah, it was a good time for sure. Catch a lot more diseases.


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[Assistant] See yeaah, you got Kneebs Gaming Live or Pub Crawl. Pub Crawl is a lot easier.


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[Assistant] We don't have to pay for a venue. I'm not saying one or the other. I'm saying we do both. No, well I say, I say we just, we just do pub crawls from now on. Every three months for the rest of our lives. That's it. Pubs shutting down the gaming channel, we're a pub crawl channel. No, we just travel and do them instead of any events. But we know that. Anyway, no, go on, Nibs. Yeah. What you got?


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[Assistant] My god, what a shit job though, like you gotta wrangle all these drunks, which, you know, I love drunks, don't get me wrong. But, uh, it's like to, to be in charge of a pub crawl. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I mean, they got their signs out there. Hey, pub crawls at this time.


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[Assistant] But you think, so you don't think that'll look weird? Yeah, of course it will.


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[Assistant] Okay, and you, okay, so that's a good idea. It's just that dumb. It's for that. Oh, see, this would have been a great doodle. To tie tie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but what you're saying doesn't make much sense. It does. Because the knot is the head. If the knot's the head, then the knot that is below that head is going to be a very tiny little thing.


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[Assistant] Right, because if it's a head, well it's proportional. You can do skinny, fat. You've got options. I think it's a horrible idea. I'm not investing.


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[Assistant] If you put your tiny shoes on top of the, your existing shoe, then, then your fat shoe.


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[Assistant] Perfect. Oh, we ran out of shit to talk about.


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[Assistant] So you guys are obviously going at the times that they run out of shit.


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[Assistant] I know, I know they should be doing it. Listen, I'll have your back. Okay.


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[Assistant] Man, it looked like there was a Peruvian son of a bitch serving hot dogs at the park the other day. I waited 30 minutes for them. For a hot dog? Yeaah. Cause they ran out of hot dogs and I was like...


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[Assistant] It was at, uh, Longleaf Park. It was some like, Earth Day festival. Was that last Saturday? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I was there, signing autographs. I'm a big Earth Day guy. People really know me. He's big in the Earth Day world. Did you have a booth? I did.


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[Assistant] That's right. I remember when Earth was just a little baby.


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[Assistant] Dora, I finally watched what I think is one of your all time favorites. The Dark Crystal.


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[Assistant] Freaked me out when I was a kid. Uh, scary when- I watched, um, what, The Little Shop of Horrors, and I loved that, and I was like, what else is Frank Osborne? Oh, you know, Frank, Dark- Oh, he and Jim Henson directed Dark Crystal. And? And I watched it-


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[Assistant] Yeah. Not great. Yeah. The main character sucks. Yep. I hate that little dude. Yeah, I hate the main character so much. I would totally agree with that. But everything around the main character was wonderful. Yeah. It's a visual treat of a movie.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Is the visuals, of course. But I've seen like Legend, cause I watched that one not too long ago either. Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise. Okay. But that movie is a piece of shit. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It's infuriating. Infuriating.


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[Assistant] I remember the first movie that did that to me. I think it was called Dreamcatcher. It was like a Stephen King novel being adapted for a movie. And that was like the first film experience I have being in a theater going, what the fuck is this?


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[Assistant] There were aliens in it right? I don't remember. I remember being pissed off.


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[Assistant] I don't know, it was like, I didn't walk out, but it was the first movie I remember distinctly thinking, I'mma leave. I'mma leave.


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[Assistant] He's all over the place, he's got movies that are like, this is fucking great! This guy's an amazing director. And then his next movie you're like, what?


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[Assistant] There's another universe where there's ironmans and mexican. Imagine. Right. He's coming.


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[Assistant] Uhm, as far as these Marvel movies go. And yeaah, what Dora's talking about, yeaah, when they were doing Battlefront 2, just talking to some of the...


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[Assistant] I wouldn't say that. Of course, listen, I ca- don't get me wrong, I care, but when it comes down to- cause I'm so happy, but yeah, to care to remember it.


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[Assistant] Really too, like, cause they, it's good for them and it's awesome and I love it. I just won't remember it myself.


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[Assistant] No, it all makes sense. You wanna make it true. True to what you've created. Mhm. I appreciate, yeah, good lore. Yeah. Like when a property or something comes out, it's like, yeah, you can tell this world's been thought about.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, I appreciated about, about Dark Crystal. Watching that movie was like, they thought about this world as they were making it. They're like, you appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Of like individual properties, like that one, you know, that Elden Ring's out now, that one guy that does all the lore for the From Software games. This channel's huge!


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[Assistant] And all he does is try to explain the gobbledygook that comes out of these From Software games.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like Dune. I thought Dune could have lost 30 minutes. The soundtrack kind of bugged me, but I think that's because I was in IMAX and it was so fucking loud towards the end of that bwaaow, I was like, oh Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] The screeching? Why in the fuck would they do that?


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[Assistant] Oh, I guess the match is ending because my ears are fucking bleeding. Chalkboard time. Wow. Yeah, I don't, I mean...


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[Assistant] And it's a shame too because that composer is really good. She did uhm...


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[Assistant] Damn it, it's escaping me. She did a really big movie and it's a great soundtrack and then they got her to do the video game and I think she was like, I wanna try this, I wanna try to make more metal sounds because it's a post-apocalyptic world and there's a lot of metal, so I'm gonna use kind of metal as my, you know, base.


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[Assistant] And then it's just, yea, like, it sounds like someone pulled the hood of an F-150 through a scrapyard.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say that. Yeah, exactly that. Either that or, uh, the earlier model, the F-100. It doesn't sound good. At least to me. But yeah, I don't like high-pitched, screechy things.


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[Assistant] Two more. Two more dunes. Oh yeaah. Two more, huh? Two more dunes. Alright. Well I'm ready. Yeaah. Let's do it. But I want to catch it, I want to do it like Dora did. I want to catch up on the lore, because that world's neat, but I know nothing about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So before you go see a movie, you're like, yeah, you know what? Give me, give me a lore dump. What's going on in this world? Okay. So I have a little bit more context when I watch it. So like I do. So like I can't just sit there and watch Dune. It's better for me to sit there and try to absorb the lore. And I'm not saying that I wouldn't like it, but that is a turnoff for me.


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[Assistant] To have to go like, before you watch this movie, I mean, it's, and it's, I'm sure it's good to do.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of things. I get to enjoy movies. I just like the ones that are, they are from the whole fucking time. That's the problem the new Star Wars movies had. It's like, who's Snoke? Where'd he come from? It's like, oh you gotta read that in the comics. Fuck you. No, no, no. Fuck you. Right. Snoke.


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[Assistant] What a loser. How'd the Empire come back? I thought we beat them. That's in the comics, that's in the lore.


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[Assistant] Now did you ever find any of the other batmans that you watched? Did you ever find any of those characters to be deep?


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[Assistant] They were both doing it, I was like, that's overload for that deep shit. Gordon reminded me, I don't know why, just like, I thought Murtaugh the whole time. Fucking loaded weapon.


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[Assistant] And I swear, like, that's when I kinda just went, oh yeaah, you know what, everyone who tells me this movie was great didn't pay attention to that scene. Like, if there's a lot of that acting in there, it's not a great movie.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, on the side of the bad guys hideout? Like, how'd you get this in here? Good point. Uhm.


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[Assistant] Can we get rid of that refrigerator?


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[Assistant] It is, it is the most, it might be from two decades ago.


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[Assistant] I was trying, listen to her, full disclosure, I was in, uh, I was gonna get rid of it.


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[Assistant] If our refrigerator in the other room, the big refrigerator, would also light all the pictures in here, it'd be great.


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[Assistant] Right? Probably could. He was not going to let go of the refrigerator. Though it probably could, but the point is, we can't, there's a point. There's somewhere in there, right? There's definitely a point, because one can't do both, is the point.


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[Assistant] I did need some love. Yeah, it does. Give that fridge some love. I will. So Brian can throw it out. Perfect. He's gonna donate it. Sell it.


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[Assistant] I don't know what happened. I swear, I was just kidding during the podcast.


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[Assistant] I have a tiny little thing, but I just realized I screwed up. Which part? You said to put something at the end. Did you? No. Oh, no, no, no. I was going to send you something. I messed up. Oh, you didn't, you never sent it? I never sent it. Good. Cause I never saw it. So that makes sense. Cause I was like, did he send it? I didn't see it. Cool.


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[Assistant] Google. Think of a movie shit, man. I'd have to see. Jurassic Park? I saw the trailer for that this morning. What, the new one? Yeah, I guess. Dominion. Dominic Republic, whatever it's called. It's got all the, like, the original actors. Oh, yeah, yeah. You got Ellen and Grant and Malcolm and then Chris Pratt and dinosaurs. And it's gonna be a big ol'


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[Assistant] I heard. Pretty much they've all sucked ass except for the first one. It's one of those franchises to me. I'm like, okay. They should have stopped after the one.


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[Assistant] Well, they're making so much money. Exactly. No, listen, I get it. I get it. Yeah. Like, you're like, holy jesus.


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[Assistant] You know what, and I, yeaah, I think I would enjoy that too. We were gonna, you know, fix not here, but he said, uh, I, I almost went and saw that movie that we said we were gonna see with each other. That, uh, what the hell's that, uh, Brooke MacMilton?


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[Assistant] Well, see, that's a tick too. I go, I, when I go to the movies, I don't go to the movies because it's gonna be this big thing and it needs to be seen on...


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[Assistant] It's gonna be a quick poop. Listen, I on average I could probably poop in less than a minute.


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[Assistant] One, one to grow on with a hit? One to grow on, I remember that. With a hit? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] A final extra spank administered as one to grow on. Yep. Putting an extra candle on a birthday cake. One to grow on but that's not as fun.


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[Assistant] Do it! Do it! Do it! Live our own damn best lives. Live my dreams, live my life.


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[Assistant] Okay, I was curious why he has the influence, but hey, some people know people.


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[Assistant] I wanted to ask us, Tekki, who's behind me, do some research first.


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[Assistant] Because we would have got, we would have been old news and like, oh. You know what I mean? It's nice to go away and come back. Fuck yes it is. It's like, uh, actors that disappear for like 20 years or a decade and they come back and go, oh shit.


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[Assistant] It totally exists. Trust in media these days is all time low.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. Uh, the portal seems like a good failsafe with all this shit too, doesn't it?


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[Assistant] We don't know how high the ranking system's gonna go yet. Yeah, that's something we'll have to look at when the game comes out.


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[Assistant] So can the Colonel. We're making a cartoon. Yeaah. The Colonel could wear a PFC chevron and still be a fucking 8 star general.


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[Assistant] Battlefield Wet. That's our first episode of the new season. Battlefield Wet.


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[Assistant] But there were a lot of comments. So like right now, if you're in the mines and the cogs of dice,


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like at this point in the game when they're about to, you know, that's gotta be nuts.


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[Assistant] Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Every time for every dev, like, you know.


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[Assistant] This has nothing to do with anything. I made a bomb ass red sauce last night. Whoa. First one I've ever done. Either. As well. Sorry. Any meat?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I added Italian sausage, sweet Italian sausage.


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[Assistant] Okay. Yep, so I'm in there for sure. But, but here's my question.


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[Assistant] You know how everything like, you know, you got 17 cheese blend, you know, three bean salad, whatever.


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[Assistant] Does anyone like combine different types of tomatoes in their red sauce?


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[Assistant] I was pretty happy with it, man. It was fun. It was like a two hour kind of, you know.


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[Assistant] That was the first I did one can, did some tomato paste and then three different types of tomatoes as well. A bunch of garlic, half an onion. Sounds tasty.


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[Assistant] Like Switch is competition as well, cause it's a console. You know, so, but yeah, PC seems like it's like...


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[Assistant] I came across a dude I knew, or I know, a few nights ago that just got his PS5, and I was like,


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[Assistant] How? Yeah, where? You know, exactly. And apparently there was this one guy, forget what he's, I didn't write it down or anything, but it was like this one guy, uhm, on Twitter or something.


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[Assistant] That just had tons of them. So the way they went about


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[Assistant] Now I'm just picturing like when we were talking about funerals.


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[Assistant] And I just want, like, I'm not in a rush, uhm, for the games again, like yeaah, not in a rush for that, but that's my, I use it as my,


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[Assistant] Good. I assume management took Fong out back and...


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[Assistant] I have one good question. Vegas question. Vegas question. Uh, of all the meals you had there, what was your favorite meal of your Vegas trip?


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[Assistant] Like, they'd coat, the one I saw, they'd coat your driveway, like, give it, like, a, um, a fresh coat of, like, what would tar, seem like tar, right? Okay. But this shit, like, within a week or the first rain was gone.


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[Assistant] When we were starting to get on each other for doing a fucking- like that's the- come on now, shut the fuck up.


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[Assistant] There you go, there was the time. Yep, that was the perfect time. So another guy, we got 10 years. Uhm, so now what? I know, right?


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[Assistant] Now did you feel claustrophobic with it? Did you feel it?


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[Assistant] Just, anyone's got any ideas maybe? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's a battlefield game. So we just saw the reveal trailer today. Yes. I know all of you have probably seen it by now, but we saw it. Well, what's the date today? Today is the third. It's the third. Yep.


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[Assistant] Right? I think the one thing, probably you all feel this way, you saw the Rickshaw. I think we're probably all pretty excited about the Rickshaw.


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[Assistant] Yeah, instead of you bicycling, you're mopedin', and you got passengers in the back.


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[Assistant] It just kinda landed, legs out. What's it do? Did it have a gun on it?


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[Assistant] Is it a gun dog? Yeah, something like that. You probably control it like a, like an MRAW or something. Yeah, like a...


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[Assistant] Oh yea, the big rocket. The big, uh, space launch rocket.


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[Assistant] That sounds like a good deal, man. Running down the highway. Zipping around Wilmington. Yea, that'd be amazing. Depending on what kind of real dog you get, you might be reaching budgets like that over a lifetime.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of players. And the maps are huge. They got some big maps.


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[Assistant] Should I just share my screen? Are we gonna talk through it, or like, are we gonna be back in a second, folks? I think be back in a second, let's watch it, maybe? Okay, that'll work.


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[Assistant] What I do like, I saw some new animals that looked really cool. I liked the jet, the jet windsurf thing.


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[Assistant] I went into Genesis a few weeks ago, yea, and I was like, well maybe, maybe 2 is coming out, let me try this, and I was like, nah, I'm racing alligators through, through like checkpoints. Okay. And playing dodo basketball, which is fun for a minute, but. Right.


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[Assistant] That part would be cool. Yea, maybe. Take out all the, kind of like in Conan where you have all these different...


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[Assistant] Start a fight in the chat. That's politics. Which doctor who you like.


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[Assistant] It's not easy. I used to, carrot cake, they had the best carrot cake, they had this like pot roast thing, man it was tender.


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[Assistant] Get like three pounds of food. Which is perfect for you.


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[Assistant] You're gonna waste your money. You know what the Zaxby's the other day? Didn't give me my, my Texas toast. Oh fuck that. Yeah. Did you burn the place down?


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[Assistant] Some fat, thick, buttery toast. Yeah. Like, whoever sliced this bread is religious.


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[Assistant] Absolutely get tater tots fat. Has anyone eaten at the mess hall? Not yet.


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[Assistant] I didn't think the food was that great. Okay. Your choice for sides are tater tots. And that's it? Okay. That's all I saw. I'm out. There wasn't a lot of choices over there. Seemed like a good place to go drinking though. Oh, I'm in.


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[Assistant] But I like it when you can go back down the mountain to somewhere warmer after.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I'd like that. I mean, I think it'd be once you got up there, you're just kind of sitting up there, aren't you? Pretty much.


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[Assistant] Kiteboarding or parasailing? Hey look, I've got a kiteboard, kite. I never got a board though.


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[Assistant] The kite's amazing though. Did you find it? No, uh, someone traded me for it. For what? Uhm, I did some work and they're like, hey, I'll pay you with a kite. And I'm like, cool. It's like an eight and a half meter kite. It's huge. We should go fly it one day.


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[Assistant] Okay. Hasn't been flown in probably 15 years. With a board? I heard Ky- I got holes all in it. Nah, some good shit.


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[Assistant] Really? I'm surprised you don't see more kiteboarding, like it's been out for a while now.


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[Assistant] Beach stream. Beach stream. Sandcastle competition. Oh god.


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[Assistant] It's no dumber than knocking a little white ball into a bunch of holes across a field. You're not wrong. Same amount of dumb. Oh you are wrong.


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[Assistant] Yeah, conversation is just a dumb thing to do. Like, it's still fun, but there's no purpose for it really, other than to have fun. No, like video games. Video games, there you go. Yeah, there's no purpose for it, it's just having fun. Yeah, like those games they do downtown with the waiters and waitresses, there's a purpose for what they're doing.


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[Assistant] They're getting good at like serving meals real good. Oh yea? You do the race, you gotta race with a bunch of drinks on a tray. Oh shit. Like that's gonna end up making them money later. Yea damn.


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[Assistant] I really enjoyed fucking with him. Great guy, but yeaah. Whatever in his brain gets competitive. Yeaah. He wasn't a butthole to people, but you could tell that it bothered him. Oh, the grumps came on hard.


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[Assistant] But he knew it too. He's like, I don't know, man, just, ah. Yeah, he knew rain. Yep.


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[Assistant] I can think of a time I kind of got mad at playing battle, or frustrated to a point where you're kind of upset because you're not playing well. Like in Battlefield? In Battlefield. It's when we went to a capture event somewhere. Oh god. And what made me upset was


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[Assistant] No. We'll, we'll, we'll know. We'll know.


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[Assistant] I did, when I was, uh, when I flew a couple weeks ago, I saw several.


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[Assistant] Was the flight cheaper? Because my flight was pretty damn cheap when I flew to Minnesota.


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[Assistant] I just remember like back in the day, you know, uh, when you hear the airlines going like, we can't afford it at these price and they all talk like that. We can't afford it at these prices and they're like fully booked planes. You're like, you're struggling


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[Assistant] Yeah, you sound like you did it right. Uh, Golden Axe, that was at the local bowling alley, like they always had like three video games going on, but when that one hit, man, everybody in line for Golden Axe. I gotta look it up, I don't even know if I've ever.


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[Assistant] That's typical busy arcade action. Do you guys, uh, do you remember? Cause I remember when Dragon's Lair hit the arcades. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. How fascinating was that?


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[Assistant] Absolute bullshit. Yeah. I think what really made arcades thrive, like, in a, uh, in a big way were, like when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those kind of games are like, the ones where the four players, the four player ones.


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[Assistant] That brought everything, like, to the arcades again.


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[Assistant] They killed it forever. A couple decades, I'd imagine. They had, like, that going on big time for them.


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[Assistant] Yep. Yeah, his arm. His eye was going crazy back then too. What would be, who wouldn't watch this detective duo, Gary Busey and like someone like Jenna Jameson? Like how fun would that be? That would be a lot of fun. Just a random porn star and Gary. That'd work.


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[Assistant] But what's the spiritual awakening rating?


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[Assistant] I've got, I've got a pitch to Thicke. You wanna talk in private or?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, sure. Well, okay, alright, guys, don't listen to this, but uh, I haven't watched the- I didn't watch the last season, I didn't even finish the first season entirely, but uh, tell me if this has happened, I don't know, but um, baby choppa.


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[Assistant] You paypal, penlo, cash app, what's up, son?


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[Assistant] All women are large to stick. Simon? Absolutely not. What? We got one more check for ya. Okay. Uhm, Baby Greedo.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, like I think I said this before, but like growing up in the little town, I was, um, the janitor at the Catholic fricking school church up the road.


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[Assistant] Letting us all come in, and I hate that I did this now, like in retrospect, I hate, but I was a kid with BB guns and so, he'd let us go up into that attic and shoot the bats.


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[Assistant] Yeah, of course. Yeah, it was all that shit. So, but anyway, like, what a weird time. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead up in that school and shoot whatever.


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[Assistant] Like getting hit by the back end butt of the car while I was doing a spin out.


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[Assistant] I remember like my brand new car back off the fucking showroom floor, the Mazda Protege back 96, not to date, uh, anything. But we were doing 360s in a parking lot the week I got it.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of fun stuff. We can put commentary on top of anything in that. Like, just hit play when Gary becomes a dog.


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[Assistant] Like Wizard of Oz. Yeah. Well, but you learn a lot, right? She learned a lot.


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[Assistant] Oh god, that's right. Oh, no, no, no. I'm thinking of the, the other, the Oz, or what was the movie? Return to Oz?


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[Assistant] Was it Return to Oz? The, but no, the one, the whiz, no, not the whiz, that's a Nintendo Power Glove movie. Hmm.


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[Assistant] Wasn't there like a blackish version? Like a black, uh, kind of version? Well the Wiz was that. The Wiz. That was that. Yea, the Wiz. So, what was the, the wizard was the...


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[Assistant] Do you guys ever see that performance, uh, the, sorry to transition again, I'm kind of all over, uh, as far as back, uh, old school Michael Jackson, but it was a James Brown show, this is on YouTube, James Brown's performing and he brings


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[Assistant] Young Michael Jackson up on stage with him. So we got James Brown and Michael Jackson together. That's pretty badass. Guess who they call out next?


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[Assistant] Up onto the stage. Gary Buse, Timberlake. Motherfucking Prince.


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[Assistant] Prince! On the same stage, James Brown, Michael Jackson, and Prince. That's crazy. Uh, is that real? Yeah, it's absolutely real. I've watched it many times. It's kind of a trip that like, wow. And that's back when, I'm sure a lot of people in the crowd just didn't...


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[Assistant] You know, it was the beginning of Michael Jackson and Prince, really. So, I'm sure some people knew, but like, did they know? You know? How big they- They didn't know.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. So, Thick, I don't know if I brought this up, but...


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[Assistant] You guys have met him, uh, a friend of mine who's one of the, uh, owners of the place down town that, uh, we were gonna have maybe part of our...


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[Assistant] And his Clash of Clans addiction for years was, it got hardcore. Like he was dropping the amount of money. He was like in the top tier with his team, whatever, his clan. That's wild. So he was a whale. Oh, he was huge. Yeaah. And it was the amount of times that he had to pull out like


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[Assistant] I don't know how he made his marriage work after hearing some of the stories, but we're talking just thousands upon thousands of dollars. Wow. For a game. Yep.


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[Assistant] We're talking a successful, uh, educated, cool dude that, you know, that gobbled him.


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[Assistant] Wow. Okay, so this, this is easily a 15 to 20 minute Vice documentary I would watch in a heartbeat.


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[Assistant] You know, it's interesting though, Clash of Clans, like, using someone, uh, like her as, um, uh, like, that could be- Advertising? Right. Like, that's a whole-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm surprised they haven't tapped. Maybe they have. I don't know. I don't see their YouTube ads pop up.


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[Assistant] My dad did. My dad used to. He was definitely on, on the poker sites and found the ones that had real money involved. Not a crazy amount of money, but, but he, yeah, he was all about that for a while.


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[Assistant] No, he would just rent it and then hand it to him. Like his dad would rent it. Yea, but that's, that's rule breaking. I know, but I'm saying that's a fucking option. You kidding me? You golden child.


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[Assistant] I said fourteen first. Yea, no, that's good. That's good for you buddy. Which means you could make that in thirteen hours.


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[Assistant] When you leave, like, if you're driving around DC, you know when to not drive around DC.


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[Assistant] Well, this Clash of Clans thing seems like a done deal, right? With, uh, with your mom thicc?


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[Assistant] With the video, we probably won't be able to monetize that video. There's going to have to be a content warning, obviously, because we're going to be seeing, you know, going into somebody's fucking brain.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I, I personally am as well. I agree with that. Just because, uh, yeah. I wanna, I wanna try it just to see what's different about it.


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[Assistant] There we go, let's see. He's just in there happy as a lark.


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[Assistant] Noah's lark. Why are you looking at me when you say that?


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[Assistant] Well, you didn't use a sense of tumor the other day. That was nice. Did enjoy a sense of tumor. How about Lark Week?


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[Assistant] I mean, it operates a little bit differently. There's almost levels and you earn a type of currency that you can spend. So yea, it's a differently structured arc. Yea, like that little blue ball.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I love flying in that thing. Yeaah. It is weird, like I wish you could switch to a like, uh, uh, a tech suit mode.


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[Assistant] Because yeaah, it's like, to run or to fly fast, you have to hold control, and it's just, I don't know, it's such a weird, like, button down, like down to the left. Yeaah, I know what you're saying. It's like, I wish you could hit a button that's like, boom, you're in jetpack mode now, you're in fly mode, and you can still use WASD. Yeaah, cause the straight line.


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[Assistant] Well, it's different than anything we've played, you know, at least with ARK. So, a nice change. So what? Aberration was pretty different.


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[Assistant] Go back anytime. Go back to aberration, yeaah.


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[Assistant] That map is kind of just so drab though. Like that's the one thing that's what I had with aberration. It was like, okay, it's brown no matter where you go.


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[Assistant] I think if we were to go back to anything, I'd like to go back to the island. Which is, you know, that's the OG map for Mark. And we've never really played all the way through it. Cause I think at one point we tried to fight a monkey. Was that that map? No, that was the center. Okay, that was the center. But I think, uhm,


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[Assistant] If I'm not mistaken, the island has three bosses at the obelisk, so three different bosses, and then there's another like main boss after you beat all three of the bosses.


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[Assistant] That's a map we've never tackled. Yeah. That we could one day return to. Unfinished business. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, everyone, uh, everybody wanted their Battlefield fix and yeaah, went on back to Battlefield 4. But yeaah, can't blame em, that's a fun game.


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[Assistant] I think with a slide though, like yeaah, as long as people don't abuse it. Yeaah. Right? Cause yeaah, I feel like yeaah, when I've played Warzone before, you just see people jump and slide and jump and slide and slide and slide and say, oh god, it just feels so sweaty and I don't, yeaah.


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[Assistant] You should probably just relax as we get. Probably.


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[Assistant] No, I guarantee they're either eating or on the way to eat. Like at five o'clock, my mom's like, boom, it's time for a lick of drink. I want a martini in my mouth.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she drinks wine all day and at five o'clock she has a martini. Then they go out and then she drinks more wine at supper. And then they go back home and she has another glass or two and then she passes. That's how you do it.


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[Assistant] I was in an old cemetery recently. I went to Beaufort last weekend.


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[Assistant] North Carolina, and they have an old cemetery there with some of the graves dating back, uh, to like early 1800s. That was your destination?


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[Assistant] No, I went into Beaufort. I went to Moorhead to see my mom and dad. They live in Moorhead. Right. And then I got out one day. I was like, I'm going over to Beaufort.


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[Assistant] No, I knew it was there, so I went over there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd like to do that. It is kind of crazy to think, like, yeah, somebody had to learn that. They had to figure that out. It's like, oh, Bob died, what are we going to do with him? Ah, let's bury him. And then the flood happens, like, fuck, every time Bob keeps like, you know, it keeps coming up.


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[Assistant] I don't know if this is true, but I read that final scene in Poltergeist when the mom falls into the pool and the bodies start coming up, I read that those were actual bodies that they had gotten donated. Like they were real dead people.


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[Assistant] Okay, uhm, this is from the actors. I would have to go in this huge tank of what I thought were mud with these skeletons, which by the way, I thought were plastic, but later found out they were real skeletons. It was a nightmare. Welcome to the 80s! That is fucked.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well you brought up Jaws, uh, in, I was in Moorhead City this weekend and the boat from Jaws was there.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he needs to go there. I think it's called the Critter 2 now.


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[Assistant] The clipper, something like that. I got a picture of the damn thing.


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[Assistant] There's the, uh, yeaah. I'll show you, showing Simon right now a picture and I'll send it to you so you can pop it in the podcast. It's called The Cricket 2, not The Critter 2. Critters 2 is a wonderful horror movie.


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[Assistant] He was reading something about it in the paper. You must really know what the boat looks like.


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[Assistant] I mean, I've seen Jaws, you know, what, what queued me in on, it has that, uhm.


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[Assistant] It has that walkway, you remember at the end of the movie, he kind of walks out on it, like the front of the boat. Oh yeah, yeah. Like that's, that was the most recognizable thing to me. Was that, uh, see what I'm talking about right there? Yeah, that kind of like long, long nose. Is that a plank? Plank goes up the side, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] But yeaah. Go to Moorhead City. Charter of the Jaws boat.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, we can do that. She's got a couple of wine bottles around the house.


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[Assistant] Well it's not really a martini, they just make liquor drinks and put them in martini glasses. I gotcha. And call it a martini. Okay. Yea, they'll do like a rum punch.


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[Assistant] We probably do alright with Beat Saber. Has he tried VR yet? Yes, he has. He came, uh, he tried it, remember the first, we got the Oculus, like, one of the first dev kit Oculus here, and uh, yeaah, I brought him in here one time. That's the last time he tried it.


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[Assistant] Do they have a sailing game or something? Oh, of course. That's right. Didn't you play a sailing game, Doraleous? Or a fishing game? I played a fishing game, yea. There you go, there you go.


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[Assistant] Is it Marlin? No, that's Moorhead. Is it Moorhead? Yea, that's the big, the big rock fishing tournament. What do they fish for?


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's like millions of dollars in price. I think it's like, but it's like $30,000 just to enter and you have like, what is it, 150 different boats usually?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it does kinda suck to go out and fish for them because they are so pretty and just do it for prize money.


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[Assistant] Yuppie. I have not yet seen it, dude. I like it. I want-


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[Assistant] I've seen a couple clips from it with Owen Wilson. I like his character. Right out of the gate, I was like, okay, I'm gonna like that character, but I don't know about this show.


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[Assistant] Canceled? Canceled. Not canceled? Not really canceled. Well, it was gonna be canceled, but now we think someone might have saved the day. Did we clickbait this? Yea, oh yea, it was totally clickbait. Yea, we absolutely did. Yea. Alright, so here's what's up. I was gonna edit our, uh, Valheim series.


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[Assistant] Uhm, we recorded the first episode and then I got into it, I got to cutting it and I just, I don't think it was a good recording. And it just, it wasn't feeling right. So... I know why though.


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[Assistant] Nah, I just, uh, yeaah, just was not digging the recording. And then, next thing I know, I get the news, Subnautica below zero is practically done. So there's that. So, then my brain, then my brain just went shift and I was like, oh god, I wanna do Subnautica below zero.


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[Assistant] So it's like, alright, alright, can't do Valheim right now, Valheim is cancelled! So it's not clickbait.


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[Assistant] Well, it was until Adahop came in and said, Hey, Raft is almost over. Ooh, I'd like to do Valheim. Fireworks shoot up.


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[Assistant] Which I'm excited about because yes, I have, uh, I have been playing that game with a group of friends and I love it. It sounds fun.


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[Assistant] The game naturally sorta just pushes you in a direction.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And that's what I need. If I don't have that in my videos, I'm like, nope. Especially for the first one.


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[Assistant] Exactly, your first episode should come out swinging. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what it turned into. It's like, yeah, this is just, this is just nonsense.


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[Assistant] And then yeah, we're, uh, we're off and running. I'm excited because, uh, yeah, it's fun to jump back into that world. Very cool.


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[Assistant] Uh, yes, I do. Uhm, you'll, you know what, yea, I'll save it for you guys. You'll have to watch the, uh, you'll have to watch the opener to kinda see what angle we're taking with it.


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[Assistant] Watch it. Yep, I see it. What is this version of Minecraft? I don't know. It's weird.


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[Assistant] Sam, I'm here to die, but it's all the better way through the doors of future. Love you, Leanne. What the book says.


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[Assistant] Warzone. Man, there's been funny ins- I think that happened on uh, I think it was World of Warcraft back in the day. There was a big marriage between- Oh, that got raided.


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[Assistant] How was your wedding? It was great. We all died. Yeah, we all died. We all got murdered.


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[Assistant] Just what starts with a three. Hold on, hold on. Let me get a piece of paper. What was it that again? What was that one again? Right.


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[Assistant] Honest to God, yeaah. It's very selfish. There's enough stalls. And those bathrooms are small. It doesn't look like a comfortable lay.


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[Assistant] We've been on an international flight once where there was hardly anybody there. That kind of flight. You could just sneak off to a corner and you'd be fine. Lay across a few seats. You're good to go.


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[Assistant] Ah, flying. Wow, I learned more about dating apps today than I thought I would. We all did. Yeaah. I love it. I love it.


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[Assistant] I think they do, they do sell toys if I'm not mistaken. Yes, they do. Like you can control like, you know. With a phone. Exactly. So your partner can log in to that device.


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[Assistant] Yeah, control it. God, I love the future. Oh, it's the present. It's the present. I know. No, but that's fun. But that's the thing, 20 years ago, I never imagined, and here we are. So, God, I love the future. We got jump-started, for sure.


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[Assistant] Oh, I would prefer the old fashioned. But I love that it's an option for people that can, you know, any, anything that exists in this world to allow people to find love and find connection, I'm happy it exists.


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[Assistant] You like the one girl, but she's got six teeth and she already has three kids.


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[Assistant] You don't have many options, but now, Elon Musk is setting up Starlink. You can log on in the middle of nowhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah, use your hack, but then yeah, you have a little thing next to the toilet. Don't walk through the house, that's horrible.


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[Assistant] Yes, exactly. He's got a holster. Next to me in the master bathroom. That's where things are going to get real. That's where the plunger lives.


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[Assistant] That's the no-fly zone. Yes, yes. After a night of beer and tacos, like, okay.


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[Assistant] You should courtesy flush. If you do drop that much, you should immediately flush.


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[Assistant] I don't think you can have cameras in the bathroom. I think that disrespect proved that.


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[Assistant] The red green on the knob, I feel like does that.


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[Assistant] Hold on, I gotta look up this glass bathroom. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Sure. Alright, so I'm looking at this, Neebs, in a Tokyo park.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm sorry, I was just, I was reading this thing to find out why, like, why design it this way, and it seems to be, like, designed by artists. So it's just for specialty. It's like, oh, it looks nice at night. It looks cool. That's the reason they're doing it. Fuck you. That's not enough for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, that's a time sink. Yeah. Somebody's got to spend a good amount of time doing that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I'm looking at Neve's kind of mess around in this right now. I mean, yeah, it's a, it's basically, I mean, they have your shapes and everything pre-programmed, but yeah, it's like just, it's almost like looking at a 3D program.


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[Assistant] Well, you just, yea, it'll take you a minute. I mean, especially, yea, if you're, if you're building that many holes. Yeah. I wouldn't do any of that shit.


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[Assistant] You got it? Yeah. Oh, you know, I'm looking at it here. It seems pretty basic. Yeah. It's just a lot of just placing things and making sure they're on the right axis.


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[Assistant] No, I don't want to play right now. See? I'm in. You guys can. If you guys are recording a video, that's one thing.


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[Assistant] Yep, it's got that new idea smell.


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[Assistant] But that brings us to the question, what's next? After seven days.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Patrick, EA Vet, Patrick Sutherland's new studio, starting work on a new team-based multiplayer shooter.


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[Assistant] If I was Microsoft, I mean, you do have the option of saying, okay, well, I'm just going to turn into a Microsoft store, just like an Apple store. And that's, that's where you're going to get your Microsoft products.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think with the current climate of everything that's happening right now with COVID and people, you know, stores being weird with


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[Assistant] You think about clothing stores, like I always, like especially shoes, I always want to try on shoes before I buy them. I probably, you know, I don't really shop for...


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[Assistant] Shirts and pants too much, but uhm, I can, you know, with a t-shirt, I can say, okay, well I wear a large, so I'll just order a large. But like with shoes, like I can see shoe places staying in business much longer than anywhere else.


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[Assistant] Here's something that I was actually thinking about just to sort of transition into this because I was, you know what, we're whores, we slap our name onto certain things, we have our own coffee, socks, all this other stuff. I was like, what's next for us? So I had three ideas, three ideas. I know we talked about one of them.


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[Assistant] Uh, previously, I'm, my last one is my favorite, but listen, listen to me. Everybody, listening to this.


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[Assistant] Alright, first up, uh, we've talked about it before, Nieb's Gaming Beer. The pros are we can, you know, we can design our own beer. We have a lot of beer drinkers in our audience. The cons is that, you know, only people 21 and above in our country can drink beer. Right, and beer is poison. Beer is poison, but it's delicious and I love it. The second one.


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[Assistant] Energy drinks. Lot of gamers out there drink energy drinks. I drink energy drinks. Uhm, we could find like a healthy


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[Assistant] Version of an energy drink. Slap our name on it.


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[Assistant] Does have a ton of sodium. But my final idea. Hit it! Oh, no, not bathrooms. Even better. What does everybody need? Neib's Gaming Crocs. Custom Crocs.


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[Assistant] Are you gonna wear Crocs? Thicc. Are you gonna wear them? I'll wear them, yea, if they're needs gaming. Do you wear Crocs now? No?


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[Assistant] No, I don't wear Crocs right now, but everybody, my kids?


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[Assistant] My fucking neighbors? No, these grown ass men. All of them. All of them in my hood wear Crocs except for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but crocs are, crocs are huge. They're huge. They've always been huge.


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[Assistant] We do, we do, yea. I don't remember being angry, so yea. This isn't a prism.


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[Assistant] Jujitsu and Muay Thai in the mall. At the mall now, huh? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's sad these days though. It's a sad mall. Sad, sad place.


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[Assistant] It's, which is ironic since kimonos are Japanese, right?


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[Assistant] I don't... You're such a parent. I am. No, it's not that. We have a business that we want to protect.


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[Assistant] Nah, what are you talking about? I'm the non-camper. No, I love camping with you guys. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] I love stories like this. I love when this happens in the video game world where a game just shows up and it's like, I'm here. And then everyone checks it out and is like, holy, this is wonderful. This is a wonderful little thing. Look at this. What's the studio?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, you know, you have all these AAA games with all this money and all this hype and everything behind it and the game comes out and it's garbage. But then you have something like this that just appears out of nowhere. It's a survival.


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[Assistant] And it's only 20 bucks, I just saw. It's only 20 bucks, yea, and it's only a gig. The install was 1 gig. Really? That's what blew my mind, is yea, when I was like, oh, let me check this out, and I downloaded it, and it was like 1 gig. It was like, boom.


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[Assistant] But what they do with the minimalist graphics they have is wonderful. Like, the game excels in atmosphere. And it's procedurally generated. Some of the best looking procedural generation I've ever seen, as far as environment. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Yes, the, the, the focus seemed to be entirely on making sure this game works. Maybe they use less colors.


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[Assistant] It's that Minecraft thing, it's like, okay, this can look good, if done right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I guess that's what they do. This game's gonna have a very healthy community going forward. There's gonna be plenty of servers, plenty of mods. I think there's already, these guys already have a roadmap for, uh, adding biomes and adding more stuff to the game. Are there ships in the game? Yes. Because it's a Viking game. Yes, it is a Viking game.


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[Assistant] The only ships I've only been on two ships in the time I've played I've been on the small raft which is kind of the first ship you can build and I've been on what's kind of like a


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[Assistant] It's not a rowboat, but it's like a big canoe, but I think there is a bigger ship. I don't know if you can all work together to row it, that'd be amazing.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I'd love to try to play this with you guys. Uhm, I'm a little worried, I mean, you know, it's, it's like any other one of these games when you first start out, it's a little grindy, you're like, okay, what I'm doing, you're collecting wood, you're collecting stone, you're building the house, you're kind of setting up a base.


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[Assistant] Yeah, learning your viking accent. Hey, we need to set up a base here.


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[Assistant] Eh, kind of. But yea, the goal of the game is to get to Valhalla. Go to Valheim. That could be a phrase. No, you wanna get to Valhalla. Yea. And in order to get to Valhalla, you have to kill these things.


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[Assistant] This world, these worlds are huge. At least the one we're in. Like, we beat the first boss. And...


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[Assistant] The length we have to travel to get to the second boss is pretty big, but I think that's where that game shines is because it's like a real sense of adventure. It's like, alright, we're setting off. And then like you're leaving your first base and you're going through the woods and like, alright, now we've got to find a place to set up a staging area before we fight the next boss.


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[Assistant] Yes, but there are certain things that you can't take through the portal like, uh, minerals, like, uh, ores and things like that, copper, tin. Vikings. So those, those type of things you either have to put in a ship and haul back to a main base or you, you can put in a cart and haul back to a main base. Okay. And then so, you know, you have to protect the cart. It's like you're wheeling the cart along a,


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[Assistant] Along the woods or you can build a road, uhm, but you can get attacked.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's when you give up. But the game, I tell you, like, that's the only thing that worries me is the combat is, uh, it's pretty brutal. It, it reminds me of Dark Souls. It's not, you don't just go in and just start swinging like a crazy person. You gotta remember patterns of your enemies. Yeah, it's pattern recognition. It's, it's a lot of blocking and parrying that kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Little bit, yea, kinda does remind me of Conan, but you can get your ass kicked easy in this game, which I like. Can you climb? No, you can't climb.


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[Assistant] But, you can dig a tunnel through a mountain if you like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, you can go in and you can cheat the game and then you can set up a free cam mode and it has a wonderful built in, uhm, cinematic camera.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, it's very much like Forrester 7 days, it's like yea, somebody could be in there with us and follow us around, that kind of thing.


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[Assistant] And, and, and I'm not even, you know, god, I, I feel like I've, I've been, I've played for, what, maybe 15 hours now? And I feel like I haven't even scratched the surface. It's a good sign. It's that big.


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[Assistant] Apsro just did. Starts with an A, ends with a K. Yeaah, not me, I'm lovin' Ark. Alright, so he wants Ark.


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[Assistant] Oh, Raft, I would give up easily. I could play Raft all day. Love Raft.


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[Assistant] There's a lot more for us to do. Oh, there's a lot more fun stuff for us to discover in Raft. Okay.


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[Assistant] We need, uh, yeaah, I think if we expand our farming capabilities and, uh, oh, the really, uhm, the best stuff in that game comes from the cooking pot. Once you have enough food that you can make in the cooking pot,


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[Assistant] It keeps you full a lot longer. That's the way to go. But that game still does have like when you're playing, like somebody does need to be working on food.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that game definitely has a food grind. I think that's my only complaint with Raft. Uhm, is yeah, the food and water go down at a obnoxious level.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Valheim has an interesting system with food. You don't have to worry about water in the game, which is nice. You're not sitting there like having to drink all the time. Uhm, the way the food works is the food is attached to your health bar and you can have three things in your belly.


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[Assistant] Which is kind of crazy, but I know it doesn't make, it doesn't make any sense, but your health bar is all, is kind of linked to what's in your belly and the quality of food in your belly. That's interesting. So if you, if you make meals and you have three good cooked meals, you have a much higher health bar than if you just ate a piece of raw chicken and a berry.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I wish, uh, I would love to see a little bit more character customization. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Why do they not fix that? Yeah. Give us, give us like, you know, four or five different faces, a few different body


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[Assistant] Right, it's like, I mean, maybe that's, they don't want to put their focus on it right now, so alright, let's focus on other aspects of the game, you know, focus on the story, and I get that, it's like alright, we'll focus on cosmetics later, but it is like, it's one of those things that always has bugged me about Rafferty.


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[Assistant] From what I understand it did take the entire team by surprise. I feel like I read something about this.


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[Assistant] We gotta get the band back together. You can't just, you know, I mean, theoretically you could just make a phone call, everybody comes back together, but you know, somebody might be working a job, somebody might have a team back together. It might not be as cut and dry as like, you know, why aren't you just immediately working on a new map?


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[Assistant] Oh yea, so that happens like, even with Valheim, it's like, I've already seen comments, it's like, why isn't Valheim out yet? You know, why haven't you guys made a Valheim video? It's like, dude, it just came out, we haven't played it yet, we're playing all these other games and all these cinematic shows. It's like, come on, patience, patience, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Russ is going to be interesting, uh, just because that's going to be a different play style than what we've done before. This is going to be kind of a versus kind of thing, which will be fun.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I think it will be. I think it will be too. I think it will be an interesting, uh, yeaah. Is it gonna be, is it gonna be too?


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[Assistant] How? Well, we've talked about it before, uhm, I like the idea of Nibs and I on a team, uhm, Simon and Dora on a team, and Thicc as the wild card. Yeeees! That's a fun dynamic.


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[Assistant] You guys kinda play the role of, uh, saboteurs. Mhm. That's kinda what I'm thinking. Oh, I like that.


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[Assistant] I'm in, I'm in. Yeah, and you guys are trying to steal our shit, steal our guns. We got this shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could do that. You guys, you guys are robbers and uh, Neebs and I are always kind of like on defense mode.


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[Assistant] Deal. Deal. That could be a fun dynamic and uh, if we're all in separate recording rooms and we're just going, that'd be fun.


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[Assistant] Shoulda kept him, shoulda had like a little aquarium, a little rat aquarium. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it would have been nice. All you gotta do is throw some food in there, scoop out the poop. That wouldn't be fun, would it?


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[Assistant] One of the Harry Potter characters had a rat. I think it was a bad guy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Rat shots. That'd be an interesting call to the vet. Caught a rat.


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[Assistant] No, you know what, that is, that's one thing I hope they kind of add more of in the future, the ability to add a little bit more color to yourself. So you, can you add color at all? Uh, kind of, there, you can drape yourself in certain skins that are different color. Okay. But, uh, not really.


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[Assistant] No, not that I've found. If you can, uhm, yeaah, I haven't seen it. So yeaah, that's something in the future I hope they add the ability to like a little, you know, give a little bit more, uh,


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[Assistant] Flair to it, but then again, like I, I haven't, I've only made it to the Bronze Age, uhm, in my playthrough.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it doesn't seem to be, but I know uhm, I have the ability to make certain, like, colored flags.


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[Assistant] But, uh, and you can drape the flags onto your structures and everything, but painting the actual structures right now doesn't seem to be possible. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] Valheim, I think because of the food thing, Valheim will be a little bit nicer to you. But the battling won't.


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[Assistant] And the battling's fun! But the battling gets, uhm, it gets easier the more you play, uhm, it has an interesting, it has an interesting leveling system.


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[Assistant] So, you start at level zero on everything, and it tracks everything you do. Running, fighting, uhm, you know, it tracks your level with swords, with clubs, with bows and arrows, and the more you use those items, that works towards leveling up. Makes sense. So, you use your bow a lot, your bow's gonna level up quicker than anything else. But, if you die, that could potentially knock your level back.


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[Assistant] You'll still level up, uhm, but yeaah, it's like that, that is the, uh, that is the punishment for death, is you do get your levels knocked back a little bit.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, no, yea, you, you, uh, you get thrown into this world and it just says go, which I love.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you know what, controller would probably work very well as far as the melee on this, because yeah, it does have a combat system similar to Dark Souls, Dakota, uhm.


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[Assistant] I would say, yeah, the only, uh, I would use mouse and keyboard for the menu. Yeah, you could bounce back and forth.


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[Assistant] Because, uh, yeah, navigating the menus, just like any of those crafting games, you know, you have all this, all these items, and, you know, you want to drag them in and out of boxes, and it's just, it goes a little quicker, at least in my opinion, with a mouse and keyboard.


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[Assistant] No, I'm looking for it. It should be a fun Viking adventure.


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[Assistant] If you have a soup, a chicken, and a lizard tail in there, yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright, real quick though, real quick for the audience, explain what Cryo is.


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[Assistant] You can start a business doing anything in this country.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's not a masculine thing for me, yeaah. It's like I would do it if I just don't want people touching my damn feet.


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[Assistant] There are, cause I was behind a lady at the post office today. Oh yea? And uh, so yea, took a long time.


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[Assistant] Well we can tell, like, when we play Among Us, like, you light up. Oh yea, yea. That's a fun one.


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[Assistant] Hey, can we talk about our, the other game where I think comes out tomorrow after the podcast, uhm, Dead by Daylight?


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[Assistant] What do you think of that Simon? Cause that, that game's kind of simple as well. It's like it's just chase each other, last man standing or escape. What do you think of it?


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[Assistant] I don't think it's ever tabbed. It's never once been tabbed.


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[Assistant] Now we used to have cheat sheets here at the office for you. Do you not have any at home?


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[Assistant] Oh, that just turned into a full-time job. Horrible. I've had fun though, because there's a lot more at stake and it's a little more dangerous.


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[Assistant] No, I just got like a Amazon stick thing. Right, right. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, you wanna see it? Okay. Right? So, I grabbed a little behind the scenes of, uh, Scrap Mechanic. Simon and I had just found a car that Thick lost like 15 episodes ago.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we're like, alright, we found it, and then we were gonna cover what you guys were doing in the game. And this is just me helping Simon move a car from point A to point B.


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[Assistant] This is just me telling you what to do in between our little moments. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this vehicle doesn't move, so how would I pick it up by putting it on a...


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[Assistant] It might be, yeah, you can just pick it up with your Lyft and drop it over by the other cars.


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[Assistant] Yeah, me too. No, you're dropping it on the ground. Oh. So I told him not to put it on the ground. Now he gets it. He puts it on the car.


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[Assistant] This is like 20 episodes into the game. Oh yeaah. Cause I don't pick anything.


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[Assistant] Now on the shocks, we're on your, uh...


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[Assistant] And their, and their quality is, this is like, it's, it's not like a, a screen printed sock. It's, it's woven dyed yarn. And, uh, and we, we started like running out of colors. We're like, we'll change the color every year.


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[Assistant] We're done with Minecraft. But we do got 2 million. This was our 2 million year, so that's on there. That's cool.


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[Assistant] It's not quite the same though. Like, I feel like I can't even be heard right now. No, it's just hard. It's just hard to talk on Discord. When we're in person, when we're in person and we interrupt, it's part of the like,


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[Assistant] That's the charm of the recording, because you just, you can just cut somebody off.


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[Assistant] To me, it doesn't feel as natural. It's working, but it's not as natural.


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[Assistant] Appstra is part of my bubble. I go home and I see Appstra. That's pretty much it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Man, I should've just ate a bologna sandwich at home. Now I'm still hungry. And that was gross.


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[Assistant] No, my mom worked in a restaurant. I'm very respectful for restaurant workers.


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[Assistant] It looks like Idris, uh, what's his last name? Idris Elba? From Thor.


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[Assistant] They're still working on those, I'm pretty sure.


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[Assistant] I felt, I felt most, well, I don't know.


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[Assistant] But there's a lot of stuff that like, I mean, I probably had six months in post-production just on music.


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[Assistant] Did you guys see that video of that guy sitting? Are you not curious about the rest of this?


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[Assistant] Perfect, yeaah, I grenade-ed myself. Yup. Go get Simon. Don't shoot grenades.


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[Assistant] It's about 5.30pm today. We heard the news that we're back.


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[Assistant] Which, which leads me to, yeah, we need to explain this. We do. Because the way that this happened, the reason we got hacked was Anthony made a mistake. Mistakes happen. We understand. Don't go after Anthony with torches and pitchforks. None of us were angry. Let's be kind to him. We understand. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The reason why we're telling you this is we don't want anybody else to fall into this trap.


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[Assistant] Especially if you're a content creator because he got an email saying, hey, we want to do a brand deal with you. We're going to pay you all this money. You do a video on our editing software and just check it out here. Was that photo software? It was some sort of uh, photo editing software.


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[Assistant] And while he was at the office, he was logged into the Niebz Gaming account. Well, he downloaded the software.


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[Assistant] And this software was like, okay, I'm gonna grab all your information, all your login information for YouTube.


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[Assistant] And it wasn't him that was logged in, it was us. So they got all our information. Not only Neib's Gaming, but Hank and Jed, where we have a lot of other content.


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[Assistant] Luckily, the, the people at YouTube were able to figure this out within a four day period. It was, it was frustrating. Which could have been way worse. Yeah. It really could have. For sure. We thank them. We also thank you guys for supporting us in this time because everybody was behind us. Everybody was putting pressure on YouTube to do this.


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[Assistant] So thank you guys for all your support. So now we go to the previous recorded podcast. Is that what happens now?


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[Assistant] Yeah, the first time seemed more organic.


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[Assistant] And that was, that was the growing period for us. That was where we became us. You mentioned that. Sure. And, and I think that was a pretty special experience for everyone. And it was very, now we're chasing the dragon. Yeah, we are literally, we're going to go fight a dragon. Yep. At some point. What's your take?


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[Assistant] Better loot, better loot in a boot. Been saying that for a while. At LMG Sniper Rifles. Yes. It's one of those games that I can appreciate the model of it. Like the model is fantastic. It's like Fortnite. The model of Fortnite is fantastic. What they've done with it is fantastic. I don't like either game. But you do like Seven Days to Die.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. I tweeted recently about something that our new editor Jack said. He's been really trying to persuade us to do an Arma 3 series. And these are missions that are like PVE. The concern is that we are Neanderthals.


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[Assistant] Of course. So a couple things with that. First off...


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[Assistant] A lot of people responded in a very positive manner to that tweet. They were like, ooh, I would like to see that. Intriguing. And I was like, you don't know what you're saying. Cause we don't know. You just like to tweet.


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[Assistant] But the other thing that people were saying is, oh, you guys should play Escape from Tarkov, which- I heard it's tougher. That's, yeah, that's even harder. The menu system and that, and like, collecting shit, and- Yeah. Like, I know, I probably sound, I sound old right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, there's, there's extraction that has to happen, but no minimap, no HUD.


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[Assistant] It depends on how you look at it, because every time you play a battle royale, you learn something. So, you as a player are evolving, not your guy in the game.


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[Assistant] Call of Duty recently, the new modern warfare and gun game is incredibly awesome. I think it actually started in Call of Duty.


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[Assistant] Even if I don't win in that, it's still a great experience.


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[Assistant] But yeah, with a lot of them now, especially, I think Fortnite does it, but Apex was the first to do it where you could get, if you're dropping in with two other people and you die, they can get your banner. Yeah, you can get revived. That's better. That's a step in the right direction.


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[Assistant] Even in China. I don't know what that means, but I'm impressed. Yes. Up to six simultaneous connections, double data encryption for increased anonymity also.


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[Assistant] On power, I'm gonna bet money on Duralius. On a pitch? On a pitch. On throwing. Because, here's what I witnessed. There was a day, I don't know if you were mad at Anthony or just fucking with him.


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[Assistant] It was like a package of buns. It was like a couple of buns. And he threw it at him. And the velocity was like, I like, I thought it was going to go through the wall. I was like, holy shit.


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[Assistant] I don't have a great arm when it comes to like, throwing a ball, or throwing a baseball. Um, but, yeah, so I, you know, might even be last in that, but like, when I saw you do that, I was like, damn!


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[Assistant] Yeah, bunball. Speaking of Vegas, I was talking to Neebs and you know, we were talking about the situation where Simon, you wanted to go to New York and eat lunch as a video.


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[Assistant] I enjoy Las Vegas. I enjoy roulette. Somehow I'm good at it. And I normally go in with a hundred dollars.


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[Assistant] And I play it until a hundred dollars is gone or until I make a bunch of money and I start to lose. Normally I make a bunch of money and then when I start to lose, I say, okay, that's it. But I do that with a hundred dollars. I want to find out what would happen if I did that with a thousand dollars, I go to Los


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[Assistant] I kinda want to. It'll be my own money. Uh, to gamble with.


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[Assistant] And make the video? Yeah, go for it. My problem is, as soon as I started talking to Neebs about it, like,


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[Assistant] I, I peed a little in my pants when I said I thought, yeaah, go there and just...


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[Assistant] But, uh, no, I would, I'd like to do that. I don't know if people would watch it, but I know you cannot, cannot record.


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[Assistant] In a casino? At a table. You can record like at the bar or around it, but if you're at a table, you cannot film it.


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[Assistant] Well the hummer's gonna cost that much. Uhm, well it's gonna be between 80 and 100 thousand dollars. That's the speculation on it.


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[Assistant] They're coming out with a new one? Yeah, that's the answer to the Jeep. And I believe there's going to be a hybrid one too, if I'm not mistaken.


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[Assistant] You use Rover, correct? Or you have used- I do. And this is not sponsored-


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[Assistant] I'm using it for the first time today for dog sitting or just a drop by because Indy's still being house trained and


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[Assistant] I'll reach out to them and all, but I certainly don't mind giving a product some love that deserves it, even if it's not a sponsor. But I'm actually just keeping an eye on my phone because I can see some updates from the lady who's over there. Now the thing I want to get to


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[Assistant] So when you pick like a sitter out, like it has like their location, reviews. So the lady I picked out, she had like 65 five star reviews. It was awesome. And I was just scrolling through to see.


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[Assistant] But then on the other side of it, it was like, okay, I know that if I pick a person out, first of all, they have to have good reviews. So that was the first thing. And then I started scrolling through and I'm like,


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[Assistant] This is starting to look a lot like Tinder because there's some really pretty girls in here. I'm not gonna fall for this trap and pick a pretty girl even if she has good reviews because then my wife's gonna give me that look.


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[Assistant] And that's a shame that we have to go through that.


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[Assistant] No, she's, uh, let's hope she doesn't hear this. She has a very, she has a very nice picture. Uh, it looks like she's married with like three, it says she's married with like three kids. She's ugly as hell. No, she's not.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, she, like right now, she's, she brought her 12 year old son, and she confirmed that with me that it'd be okay. I was like, yeaah, of course, my dogs love kids. She's like, okay, my son wants to know if he can give them a treat, there's some on the table. Like, this communication, like, that's an amazing app.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it was like 20, 20 for me. Sure. And then with the taxes, it ended up being like 53 bucks and that was for two, two days.


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[Assistant] Went and got the, the attacking dog by his neck and tried to pull him off.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Wow. No, seriously, that happened, like, I was like, what?


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[Assistant] And you race champions. I do race champions. Except for the young one. She's, god, what the fuck is she gonna do?


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[Assistant] I'm doing a lot of assuming here, but I'm assuming that if...


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[Assistant] Well I know you sent it to me and I did it, but I might have deleted it because I saw it that day. But I might have, actually I probably did delete it. Usually if I know something's hacked I delete it as soon as possible because I'm afraid I'll click on it by accident.


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[Assistant] Right. So I just deleted it. What's the point in keeping it? I didn't know we were going to do a podcast about it. But, I forgot what the fuck I was talking about because


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[Assistant] No, I deleted it. I deleted it and read it. You guys are so bad. Like even, even for, I don't even want to get into this. You're supposed to give us crap.


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[Assistant] No, listen, I'm good, let's move on, let it come naturally.


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[Assistant] And now I remember what I was gonna try to say. See, I was assuming that we were one of many, many people who were attempted to be hacked that happened to be gaming channels with this particular thing. So I wonder, you know, it makes me wonder how many people really did get hacked that didn't have that in place.


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[Assistant] I see a lot of memes with or at least pictures on the internet of shitty weird things like that.


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[Assistant] It's like we're, we're, we're buying like, oh, look, honey, I got you this. You could practice sticking your tongue down it.


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[Assistant] My first kiss! This is like a fucking kid's toy, this is bizarre.