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[Assistant] Everyone is done, then people within the first six hours are beating the shit out of each other in the highways.


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[Assistant] One of my hobbies would be, okay, how do I want to see, I want to build something like somebody's building a dresser. I'm going to build something that I, that I know that I could live in.


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[Assistant] But you could, you could be out in the middle of nowhere and you can go out and stay in it like you would camping, but you're camping underground.


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[Assistant] Well how about have five, cause you're building it. Five would be cool, but at least two. Yeaah, definitely, good point.


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[Assistant] If they tap out, they're done, I would think. I wouldn't think that they're, cause then it's complete bullshit. Why are people ever gonna watch somebody who's eating off camera? He's using Grubhub.


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[Assistant] It would be pretty amazing to like, I think it would be awesome to try to go out for X amount of time and have to kill what I eat.


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[Assistant] Like the wooly mammoth isn't an elephant, it's a mammoth. Right?


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[Assistant] I know, but that's a pretty good analogy. We don't call woolly mammoths elephants. We say that they're woolly mammoths and then elephants are elephants.


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[Assistant] I think it's crazy that we're not exploring the ocean more. Well, I mean, always are. It's tough, but yea. Yea, but like, really? The stuff that's in like, I was just listening to something about uh, UFO sighting, where uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they were just telling the story or something like that of like, you know, it's one of these wacky stories or whatever, but it was like looking like there was a ship or they thought they saw something in the sky and when they went down there they saw something going on to the water. And of course that could be a crazy ridiculous non-story. Probably just a whale. But we, yeah, a whale.


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[Assistant] Like that's quick. Yeah. But we don't even know if it took a thousand years or if it took a hundred years, nine hundred years ago.


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[Assistant] But, it was made at a place that apparently is very well known in the area. Uh, the reason why I didn't, uh, I didn't like it as much is because it was kind of cold.


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[Assistant] 1 terabyte 65 hours. I actually read that this morning.


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[Assistant] The future of gaming is subscription based, and it is having everything in the cloud so you get instant gratification. People don't want to download shit, people don't want to update shit, people don't want to do anything. It seems like it's a no-brainer in the next few years, you would think.


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[Assistant] This, you're not. So it's gonna make it so much easier for so many different players. Yes, but it's gonna be so much cheaper, so much easier. You don't have to update your computers or do whatever, you just have the stuff that you have.


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[Assistant] You need to have a control. You don't need to have a very expensive PC and you don't have to spend the time when there's issues with anything. I mean it just seems like that's what it's going to turn into.


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[Assistant] You know, the best part of this is Nibs is wearing a YouTube shirt.


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[Assistant] Notice, notice Tyson knew he was like, he had that, the build of like a killer. Like, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Sure, uhm, my, uh, first one is music related as well. And, uh, it's music, uh, you know, reaction kind of stuff. I was digging on those, uh, and I still like them, but the Lost in Vegas guys with their reactions. But this guy's name is KingKTF.


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[Assistant] And I genuinely love his genuine reactions. Like one thing I love about him when he's listening to his song, like he'll get all excited. You can see it in his face when he's hearing a song he's never heard or whatever. And he will stop. He doesn't give a fuck. He will stop it and go back and listen.


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[Assistant] Full sections again in the middle of the video, which I love because that means he clearly


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[Assistant] Anyway, KingKTF, I really enjoy him. You can just tell he's real. That makes me happy.


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[Assistant] There is, and he does light up. I don't watch any of these types of videos. It's an interesting little thing to start doing.


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[Assistant] A lot of the things that I enjoy about this is like, King KTF, he's a black dude, and he's listening to like, Metallica songs.


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[Assistant] I can see that. He's fun. And the other thing, I don't watch this channel, but I did just find out this weekend. You know, we kind of, I'm sure there's plenty of YouTubers and


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[Assistant] Over three and a half million subscribers. Really, what crazy. What's he doing? Okay, what channel is this? I only watched one video, but it's name is, uh, Alonzo Laron. Alonzo Laron, what's he do? What's his, uh, what's his niche? It's like, um, I think he's kind of all over the place, but it's kind of your standard. So I'm not, I'm not saying that's- Standard what? It's gotta be something.


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[Assistant] He, you know, he reads like funny tweets and shit commentary, uh, he'll eat weird foods. He's a comedian. Yeah, he's got a good, uh, good energy about him, but you know, some local loves. We'll probably have to do something with him at some point. So we're like the small kids, cause there's him, there's JT Music.


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[Assistant] I'm not vouching for it, I'm just saying it got my ear. That's what I got. Yeah, alright. Nothing else. No, I just gave the one, the KingKTF. I mean, I watched the Hot Ones and Joe Rogan and Young Turks actually.


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[Assistant] Well, they've recently patented teleportation, so that's pretty cool. It just shows up in...


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[Assistant] Do it. First comment, this is from, uh, the scrap mechanic with...


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[Assistant] Steven B says, another spinoff featuring Simon, Damalius, and Apsro. These are my favorite. Which brings me back to, uhm, we had that one spinoff with us three in Nibsvania. And I forget what it was called.


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[Assistant] That episode, but it was just us three. The audio was a little weird for some reason, but uhm, I watched that again recently and uh, it's a really funny episode. Like we just had that right vibe together that day.


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[Assistant] Spin-off in some way. Yeah, that's what it's called. Uhm, second one?


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[Assistant] Uh, from Zitikla Soros. I always had a feeling someone would be good at something. Who would have guessed boxcar racing? The sport of titans. Damn right. Yes. You enjoyed that.


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[Assistant] But uh, yea Simon, you built a few different versions of your car once you knew how to make it, and the soap box car in that game is pretty damn easy. Just have to place those bearings and spin them right so your wheel makes them work right, and anything kinda goes, and you killed it, my friend.


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[Assistant] It's not a bad game, but now you're just repeating ideas that don't entertain as many people as other games do. Replace with trail makers. If you want something similar, it's more entertaining, has more potential. Please discuss trail makers on commenting on comments.


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[Assistant] I tried trailmakers. Trailmakers doesn't have anything on scrap. Not in my opinion.


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[Assistant] I've not played it. It builds different. It's just not, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, alright, huh? Yeah, okay. I just like, uh, sure. Soapbox, we've got some of the ideas coming back with these new things that are in scrap, but only because there's new things in scrap and shit. Soapbox, that doesn't get old. No, but you were also looking to fill like


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[Assistant] Play something else. And then this kind of goes to the same thing. Sorry to be redundant on this. From Rhett Annandale. It's not conflicting comments because they weren't right next to each other. And that's how I like to pick those. When they're right next to each other in the comment feed. But is it conflicting?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's the opposite. A filler episode this may be, but it couldn't be a better example of the channel. You worry about intent, execution, and delivery as much as we look forward to the next. Keep at it, guys. You've garnered a positive community for a reason, and I'm happy just to be a part of it. Best wishes from


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[Assistant] You're most likely one and only Zimbabwean fan.


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[Assistant] So, newest first, newest first comment on today's video, well, today being Tuesday, the whatever day, and it's the, the uhm, logging machines. Right, yes, logging machines. Tree loggers. From LidSeries, 14 seconds ago. This is probably your best build yet, gg. I miss Simon. Why no Simon?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna also just quickly read, and I'm done, from Brandon Cano, the one that's just below it four minutes ago.


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[Assistant] But you could burp quiet if you wanted to. If I wanted to, yes. We can thank Rick and Morty for him doing that for the last couple years. But Thicc cannot sneeze quiet. You did it ever since Rick and Morty. No, you've said this before. He has.


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[Assistant] Like, like, uuuh. You need to do that. My father's used to be like, woooo. It was like you'd feel it through the block. Right. Is that one of those gasp bags in art? Yeah.


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[Assistant] My apologies, Simon. We accept that. I should have stayed on Lightning and just shot from Lightning. It was a shit show. I love when you two are together.


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[Assistant] Do you know it? No, I don't know that one. I never remembered many of the cadences. Hard work.


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[Assistant] Damn. Yea, honest to god. Why didn't I think of that? Well, Marine Corps is the department of the Navy, so, in all fairness, so. Okay. You guys have, you guys have boats? So the Navy's your bosses? Got it. No, there are taxi services. I know, I'm just kidding. Yea. But they shoot the shanties. I mean, honest to god.


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[Assistant] You know, they're finally starting to map the DNA of great white sharks to...


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[Assistant] Like cancer? It's- oh really? Yeah. What? Yeah, because they're immune to cancer.


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[Assistant] This is the most promising, uh, solution in, well, forever.


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[Assistant] I know right now they're thinking, I'm not gonna, cause I'm just listening to this podcast, I'm not gonna clap.


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[Assistant] Do it now. Do it. At least two. There you go.


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[Assistant] We'll see about that. We'll see if that's her story.


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[Assistant] Message and data rates may apply. Visit NavyFederal.org for more information. Insured by NCUA.


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[Assistant] All those sponsors. We love them. Yes we do.


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[Assistant] That makes the biggest fuss. Well, I'm disrespectful of people's time. I'm not a cow-haver. I'm gonna start with something. Okay. Uhm, a slumber story. So, you know, you ever had those dreams that, you know, you kind of wake up and the funk lasts with you for the day?


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[Assistant] So I had one of those last night, right? I'm not going to get into the specifics of that. I always find that interesting and I still feel it a little bit. But the curious part is I woke up this morning facing the, like my head was at the foot of the bed. I don't recall that at all.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I just thought it was interesting. It added more confusion to the day, we'll put it that way. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I'm okay. I'm okay. I mean, that happens. You've never had that? No, I have had that.


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[Assistant] As long as you end with saying thank you for letting me waste your time.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Look at that. Yeaah. But you gotta add the A at the end. No. Unlike how you said it. You can do Stenata or Stenata.


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[Assistant] Depends on what day you go. It really does, yeaah. I hate that. Consistency is a big thing. Yeaah. At a place of eating.


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[Assistant] We can tell that, uh, person that sent us that, hey, we sent you a gift. Yeah. You should get it soon. It's a re-gift. I've already talked to her. Okay.


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[Assistant] But you never quite get out once you're in though. You know that? You're painted for life. I didn't know that.


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[Assistant] In all fairness, I remember old Marine Corps commercials where it looked like you were to be a knight that might slay a dragon. That's right, I didn't remember that. Is that what got you? Yeah, that was it.


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[Assistant] Is there anything in the, in the news? Uh, someone woke up out of a 27 year coma. I think they fell in. I think it was, uh,


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[Assistant] I read it yesterday or something, but uhm, I think it was maybe in the UK, but I think, went into the coma at the age of four?


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[Assistant] Yeah, 27 years, so we got a Nell on our hands, right?


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[Assistant] Even if it was like pockets of it through the 27 years, if it was a year of listening, you might learn how to say bubblegum right in the end.


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[Assistant] I feel like the corrupted, the corrupted wyverns, uhm,


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[Assistant] They kinda went down like quicker than I expected them to.


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[Assistant] That's empowering, huh? And you know what? Again, you critique me for that. That's a good counter story to the coma woman.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you think you had it rough. I put these raw damn onions on my pizza.


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[Assistant] They're adorable too. I saw one picture, that's all. I'd like to see more.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Prairie Home Companion, they always did it really well with that one guy that's off to the side making all the sound effects during all their, you know, for the at home listeners, you hear the guy like doing all the horse clacking and.


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[Assistant] And a sexy voice. Can, uh, can we fill the gap with someone else's, another comment may have?


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[Assistant] That'd be great. Alright, I could do this. Uhm, but I will warn you, it does get kinda pornographic. Not far in. Fox and the Zox? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] A lot of time twisters. I wanted to, you know, if your kids are listening. This is a Dr. Seuss book. Yep. If your kids are listening, go ahead and just a fair warning. This is really a Dr. Seuss book. Ready? This isn't a Dr. Seuss book. Here we go. This is Fox and Socks by Dr. Seuss. I'm just going to go up until the pornographic part and I'll stop shortly after that because I don't want to go any further, right?


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[Assistant] Knocks on fox in socks in box. Socks on knocks and knocks in box. Fox in socks on box on knocks. And this is where it gets a little rough. Chicks with bricks come. Chicks with blocks come. Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come.


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[Assistant] We don't get enough anymore, I think. You know? We were so spoiled.


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[Assistant] At this point he probably picks a couple a year, you know? I mean, he can do what he wants. Absolutely. He might be tired of being in the movies. He might be.


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[Assistant] I was kinda like looking over the headlines, BBC-ing it up and see if there was anything about that. But then I came across good ol' science and technology. This is kind of, uh, this is nuts. An exhilarating implant that turns thoughts to speech.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the team at the University of California, San Francisco says the technology is exhilarating. They add their fi- uh, ba-ba-ba-ba.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. So it results in a synthesized speech coming out of a virtual vocal track.


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[Assistant] Alright, uhm, my first comment is from, uh, that, uhm, uh, Battle Simulator game. What's that? Uh, Tabs. Totally accurate. Battle. Yup.


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[Assistant] I do. I'm caught up. I'm caught up. The night I got back from Minnesota I watched the most recent episode. I'm pretty sure it's gonna go into the- You like it?


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[Assistant] Great characters. Writes wonderful female characters. To be honest, I don't even know what I like anymore. Yeaah, I hear you. I get you. But it's quality. Uhm, so my answer to that, which house, uh, without giving any spoilers, I thought about that. I'm like, house me. I don't care what happens in the end, I just hope it is entertaining. You know? I could give a fuck.


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[Assistant] I'm creating house me is the house I'm pulling for. And my entertainment, uh, you know, being satisfied. You see what I'm saying? I don't care who wins.


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[Assistant] Winterhouse. Oh, the, the uhm, the dead thing?


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[Assistant] Uhm, this is from, I think the rest of mine are from, uh, commenting and comments, cause I, you know, I have my little Easter break and I don't have, so, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, it'd be, uh, fun if we all had those, uhm, thought to voice, uh, implants and we did a podcast purely through that, all of us. We don't talk the whole time? No. It'd be interesting to see the free flow of that bitch.


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[Assistant] They should try that. Uhm, so this, uh, my next one from commenting and comments, uh, Joshua Kristoff. Almost 2 million subscribers. Can you believe it? You guys are just shy of level cap. My family enjoys your content. Thank you for laughter and joy you've brought into our lives. And that's always been our goal.


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[Assistant] So no, there's no rules, but I didn't have a scrap come out the last, you know, last week. So uhm, no, but like if generally if we have edited the video, uhm, we pull comments from that usually. So that's just kind of the overall general rule.


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[Assistant] Uhm, fadeover9000 asks, Can you guys do Conan for beginners like y'all did for Ark? That would be awesome considering the game hardly helps.


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[Assistant] There's so many layers to the crafting and it's, it's a little


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[Assistant] I'm with you. I don't like the, uhm, the consistency.


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[Assistant] When we make them at home, they're not as good as the good ones that you get at a restaurant, I think.


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[Assistant] That is such an American thing.


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[Assistant] I think the biggest downfall of a corn tortilla is the surface area because they are smaller. Yea. Generally. You know, even the bigger ones are.


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[Assistant] I'm, I didn't, I don't have anymore comments. I got one.


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[Assistant] She's, yeaah, she's bad shit. I gotta catch up on this show. She's bad shit.


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[Assistant] I would hope, how would you not? How the fuck would you not? I mean, I don't know to what degree, but, I mean, there's so many damn, uh, characters. But it's the same writer though. What's that? It's the same writer as writing it, right? Well, it's the author, the author, and then I'm sure he's got a collaborative with the producers and all that shit to figure out this final season, sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're right, cause you're never gonna go to a movie to watch something, to the theater to watch something like The Green Book. You never will. What? The Green Book? Exactly. So, yeah, you're always gonna go to the movies like that. Like superheroes and, you know, your inner child stuff.


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[Assistant] At a theater though, that makes perfect sense. Those are the kind of ones.


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[Assistant] What was the, the vise, the vise, vise? Yes, vise. I saw that in the theater. It was really fun in the theater. Like, I don't know, it's not a superhero thing by any means.


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[Assistant] Loving community. 500 of us are about to descend upon our homeboys hometown. This means good times, laughter, and honestly our impact on the very community our Neibs crew lives in. I've decided to wear this band as a pledge to bring my best foot forward. Cleaning up after myself anywhere I visit and making plans that keep the safety and respect of the Neibs community in mind.


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[Assistant] I want to bring a mass wave of peace, support and kindness into Wilmington.


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[Assistant] To tie to the reputation of Niebz Gaming, I want to be an example of their desire for world peace.


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[Assistant] I also want anyone around to know if they see this armband and need a hug, an ear or some help, I'll do my best I can to keep them safe. Help them out or even just be a friend. This is a symbol of my pledge to be in support of any of you the best I can and a reminder to myself how grateful I am to be one of you. PLGX.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, introvert types, whatever. Yeah, they're shit. There's a comfort level that just goes around the community. That's pretty badass.


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[Assistant] I wanna pimp a friend out. You mind if I pimp a friend out? Well it depends.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, it's similar to that, but uh, no. No, nothing like that, but I had a couple drinks with a friend of mine that um, uh, Niebz knows as well. I don't remember who else, but uh, she's uh, she's absolutely batshit crazy, but in the best way.


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[Assistant] Wow. She grew up in the sticks outside of Wilmington, uh, but she was like trying the acting thing for whatever and then she did the whole old story like drive cross country to LA and started a band, little three piece band that plays at like Whiskey a Go Go and Viper Room and she's got a show coming up at the Regent Theater?


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[Assistant] I think it is. It's a big theater in LA or whatever. But uhm, I heard some of her new music and I'm like, damn, like it's, it's so, she's fucking crazy. You'll see it in her music and stuff, but Beck Black.


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[Assistant] And she's like, she's, she wears the confidence. You know what I mean? That's what's intriguing about her. She doesn't give up.


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[Assistant] What's that? Oh, BeckBlack.com. BeckBlack. Yep, I just wanted to pimp her out because she, you know, she-


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[Assistant] The new stuff I heard of her was, was really interesting. And like, she's got a good performance quality too, like, uh, seeing the videos and stuff. She's, uh, yeaah, she's crazy, but awesome.


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[Assistant] I just wanted to pick you up. I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued too. She's got a uhm, I guess represented by, what's it, Live Nation or whatever? Yeah. Which is like the big MCN of the music world these days.


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[Assistant] But uhm, I was just giving her some love. I think she deserves it. I love, I just love stories like that. Just self-made dive in kind of a story.


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[Assistant] Anyway, beckblack.com. I'm just pimping her out. She deserves it, I think.


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[Assistant] Did you practice your Spanish? I certainly did. I just had my one year, uh, wedding anniversary. Congratulations. Thank you. Yes. That's where we went. It was downhill from here. And, uh, yeah. We're hoping to start on the mountain though, so we'll have, we'll be able to coast it out. I think you really laughed at that. I don't know why. I don't know why.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I had a great trip. Thanks for asking. Yeaah. Okay. Yeaah. Any details? So slideshow? Yeaah. As soon as we landed, jumped in a cab with some people also from North Carolina. And we were in a wreck. Oh. Yeaah. Three car accident.


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[Assistant] Fenderbender? Uh, we were all talking, because we were in the back talking. And then, I thought we ran over some. Including the driver. No, not the driver.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you don't know, we had a thing here in North Carolina, the house build. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no


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[Assistant] And then we stop and I look and there's two cars beside us that are also in this wreck. Who was at fault? We don't know. You know what? We were talking.


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[Assistant] I don't think it was our driver, but it could have been. But didn't you have to like stop and then authorities come and... They did, but they sent, because it was the local taxi company, they sent another van to pick us up. And here's the fun part. Got you out of there. The taxi takes us to our hotel.


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[Assistant] I give him my cash to my, my wife because I didn't have, we didn't have much money. Right. I hadn't gone to the ATM yet. We were hoping we could pay for this thing. And uh, she goes, oh crap, I can't find my wallet.


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[Assistant] He's got a strong grip. What didn't involve, uh, an accident? An accident? Yeah. Uh, one day we were eating lunch on like a little sidewalk outdoor dining area. Uh huh. And this lady with a dog comes walking by and the dog knew we were great people so it wanted to pop in and say hello. And uh, beautiful dog.


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[Assistant] So, she said she was getting ready to rent a car and go to the west part of the island where, uh, there's a waterfall apparently, and then she was going to Rincon, which is like a big surf area, for a lot of, you know, mainlanders, they go there to surf. And, uh, we're like, ah cool, we've never been to the, uh, west part of the island. She's like, well come with me.


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[Assistant] We went to a waterfall, there was a rope swing, we were jumping off cliffs, there was one little area you could swim underwater and come up in a cave. And then we went to a place called Isabella.


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[Assistant] Anyway, we got to have an excursion, it was like three hours from where we were to the west coast. It was three hours. And her dog, man, what a beautiful, being with that dog was like being with a celebrity. It was so pretty.


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[Assistant] Let's take it back to me. So in Puerto Rico, I went to a place called Plaza Las Americanas. It's like a mall. I wanted to do something just like locally. Well actually I wanted to see Captain Marvel. And that was at the mall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's nowhere near that size. But this mall was thriving. Like this was a, like a mall in its heyday.


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[Assistant] Everything. Cheesecake Factory, they had one. Ooh, Orange Julius? They even had a Firehouse Subs. Really? Can you believe that?


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[Assistant] So, we got an Uber, now this is one of my highlights, was the Uber driver hardly spoke in English. So you got to go to town. I got to go to town. Wow. Got to go to Neve's town. Worked out pretty good. Espanol, yea, like very basic conversations. But all you need. But yea, all the way there. That's awesome. Good for you. Heck yea. Like Captain Marvel by the way.


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[Assistant] For me it was a little over the top, uh, in the beginning. Yea, in the beginning it was a little over the top.


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[Assistant] And then they fight. We'll have two teams. Can we do that? Two teams? Two formans?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you get better stuff from the better, bigger ones, right? Of course. Oh, yeah, sure. And yellow's the second one. We thought we could handle the second one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you haven't seen that video, the big pin for women, that's a... Oh yeah. That was a good one. Yeah it was.


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[Assistant] Hey, speaking of ants, uh, one day, my wife and I were at El Moro, the big fort, in Old San Juan, uh, taking some video footage of an iguana.


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[Assistant] And a Puerto Rican lady comes up and is like, you know, telling us kind of like what the iguana's doing. Like he's a little nervous cause he's not used to us, but the longer we stay here, the more comfortable he'll get. And, uh, so I just start small talking. I'm like, uh, you know, do you live here? And she goes, oh, not too far from here, you know, like 20 minutes away and, um,


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[Assistant] Asked her if she'd ever been in North Carolina and she goes, oh my sister lives there. And we're like, really? I'm like, which town? She said, Wilmington. Get out. What? That's where I live. And then come to find out her, uh, niece.


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[Assistant] Well, they didn't have that, but they did have the parrots there one night where they, you know, you could pay and they'll let you use the parrots. I didn't do it. But I walked by with one lady who must have been money bags because she had every parrot that lady had on her. Like ten parrots.


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[Assistant] Of all the places in the world. Well, in your phone, phone, does it say where you're from? And they go, oh, I'm from there. Let me talk to them. No, not in Tinder, no.


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[Assistant] Did you play Halo on PC before this? No, it was on Xbox. You had to break out like the first Xbox that came out?


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[Assistant] I feel like just a few minutes. I played for a few minutes with Duralis a long time. What are you eating? What is, what is? What's Simon eating?


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[Assistant] It was as big as my head. Oh my god. Who would send that and why? I forget who and I don't know why. Let's take it back to me. Sweet Plantains, Puerto Rico. Yeaah. Oh boy. Big fan now.


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[Assistant] I like Captain Marvel better. Alright, much? A little. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I like Paul Rudd. I like Ant-Man. They're not my favorite movies. I didn't like Paul Rudd.


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[Assistant] Now let me say, I saw one comment where the guy was confused. I'm not saying hold the sneeze in. Never. Let the air go through. Control your voice. Alright, we're done with that.


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[Assistant] Let me break up your comments for a second. Oh god, that's my last comment. Well, you're going to have to hold it, cause, uh, there's no message with this. I got a few things. We got some bacon lip balm. Oh, fucking gross. Who wants this one?


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[Assistant] Bacon flavored lip balm. Now this one I'm keeping, uh, this one is- Is this packaged to all of us? It better not be like, you know, it doesn't say. So you're just deciding to-


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[Assistant] I can share. You guys want to share a lip balm? This is Bee Essential. It's like a honey lip balm. You can have that. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] There's, there's more than one in there. You can have one. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it does smell medicated, doesn't it? Yeah. What do you got? I don't like medicated lip balm.


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[Assistant] Uh, this is, uh, Hey Neebs, heard you like chapstick. If you mention this, uh, give a shout out to CaptainPirate and Angela. We love your channel. Give us your, uh, best attempts at clucking, please. At what? Clucking.


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[Assistant] It's a weird chicken. Yeaah. You could do a chicken though.


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[Assistant] There's a bag here, they sent a bag. I'm trying to open it.


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[Assistant] Olive oil. Nature's bees. Yeaah. Wow. We're ne- this- I mean- If I- this would last me until the rest of my life. Yeaah. If I use that. So no one send any more chapstick. No, we're good.


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[Assistant] They're good. There's probably 40 chapsticks in there. Yeah. Thank you guys. Hey! Oh, and also one more thing. I'll go ahead and think while I pull it up.


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[Assistant] What was it? Yeah, so we got a letter from, uh, Cassandra and, wait, what's her husband's name?


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[Assistant] Can I go now? This is from, uh, the cannibal game. The forest? Forest. Uh, Tolka Snowman says, Simon with a half full stomach complaining about snacks and taking snacks from Apsro, whose belly was actually on empty,


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[Assistant] That puts his, Simon's constant complaints of starvation in a whole new light. That's true, I cut that video. And I was cutting from your angle to his and I'm like, you can see that Abster is like on 10% food and you're like at 60.


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[Assistant] Give the editor some love. I mean, I've talked about this. Yeah, I think that's fun. And, uh, but anyway, just so you know, if it's Conan, it's pretty much always Adahope. Every now and then I'll take one if he's on vacation or something.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and if it's Ark, it's always Anthony. But yeaah, it would be fun if they put their names on there.


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[Assistant] We'll tell him. Well, can Anthony hear us now? He's in the other room.


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[Assistant] Yep. Always listening. Got one ear to the ground. All the time. You gonna put your name on there? Sure! Put your name on this one. See how it goes. Yeah, put it on there. Good trial run. You put it on.


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[Assistant] Okay, uh, this is, wait, what game was this? The one with the cannibals? Uh, nope, oh yeaah, the one with the cannibals. Ready?


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[Assistant] No, I don't do that. Yeaah. That's all YouTube music. Library music. Very talented people. For the most part. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And there, yeah, there's thousands of songs and that's, that's, that's part of the battle is going through that and finding the right song for the right moment. Um, back to the, wait, this is another, isn't it? Force thing. Okay. I have a lot of comments. Simon, you're proud of me? Yes, very.


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[Assistant] Okay, this was kinda funny. I didn't pick it because of the comment, but I'll read it.


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[Assistant] Or a Gallardo, something. Guys, would you check how many viewers from different world regions you have? By the way, great show. Keep that, uh, keep it that way and bring peace to the world.


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[Assistant] Uhm, actually I brought a graph. Okay, I was gonna go to... Okay, go ahead. Yeah, I already brought it. But the reason, before we go to the graph, the reason I picked this comment is because his profile pic is just a little kind of...


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[Assistant] Little hair, and I was reading this at the airport yesterday, and I actually blew up my phone.


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[Assistant] Yep. So, uh, I just, I just captured the graph and it just kind of shows the top five, I think.


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[Assistant] But it makes you as a, as an adult want to make sure kids have a chance in this world.


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[Assistant] Well in his case, it did other things to us.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, it's a chain reaction, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Did I tell you, uh, you know, the couple we were in the wreck with, they were also from North Carolina. Saw them again, walking down the street.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and we're like, cool, cool, we should catch up sometime. Uhm, and they were, they were, they were fun. We really liked them. And we thought, uh, ah crap, well, maybe we'll never see them again. Or maybe we will. Flight home? Same flight. Shut it. There they was. Wow. Yep. Mmmhmm. So.


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[Assistant] I can't do that accent. Come on. Like when we were on the Uber ride to the airport back from Austin as soon as New York came up in the conversation.


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[Assistant] And I thought it was him that I saw at the bar.


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[Assistant] And then we broke apart into a couple teams that night.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and one was the party.


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[Assistant] And a big wide open space with some astroturf.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we got through the day, met more, like a lot of people would come back and see him again, get all the love again.


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[Assistant] We need those mics that uhm, that you have that you can just grab and move.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well. You are doing exactly what you said. But it's making, but it's gonna make really shitty poppy fucking sounds.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, one spring you can grab, and it doesn't make any noise. That's what I was trying to get to, but you guys jumped right on it. Of course. Cause we know what you meant. Really? Did you know what I meant by saying, by saying, oh you're doing that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. That's still just sometimes. It's a big step though.


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[Assistant] There was a bond there, wasn't there?


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[Assistant] We should do science in the episode. I want to get another one. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] You might need to re-read that at the end.


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[Assistant] So we can end on something positive again. Oh, yeah, hold it in your pocket.


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[Assistant] Who's going next? Good. Uh, I can go, I don't care. Yeah, you get your, uh, get your laptop out of there. We'll do it, we'll just do it clockwise. There you go.


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[Assistant] My comments are in the last comment zone comments. This is bad opinions right there.


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[Assistant] I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the rage cop, the one we called Apsrow. I know Duralis probably has dibs on Far Cry New Dawn, but I would love to see Apsrow work on his Mad Max kink by bringing rage cop into it.


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[Assistant] And just showing that yeaah, you could, you could, the best was, to me the best was


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it's a shit. It's it's it's so interesting how quickly


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[Assistant] People can turn into animals. But that's not normal.


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[Assistant] Everyone there had a bunch of money to blow. Now some of them had, I'm sure some of them were just really


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[Assistant] Just hardworking people that are like, I got a bunch of money in the bank. And they wanted to be in year one on this. And I want to be, I want to go to this because they were selling, and that's what was kind of fucked up. Like, one of the things that he said in the documentary, it was only the one time that you heard the, the guy who was show running the whole thing, was like, we gotta sell these losers.


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[Assistant] F-Y-R-E. And the guy that, like I said, the showrunner guy, I don't know, he just had this weird look about him, like just his face made me want to punch him.


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[Assistant] Kerasusi. Kerasusi says you guys totally messed up on the title of this, meaning the comments and good comments. It should have been hashtag sandwich porn.


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[Assistant] And in case you missed it, we actually did when it comes down to the sandwich thing. And that's it. A video will be coming soon. We did it live.


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[Assistant] And at some point, uh, cause it was like, oh wow, I think the first time it was mentioned, the number was mentioned, was like, shit, there's 2000 people here, like before I even got a chance to see anything.


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[Assistant] And then when it started, it wasn't at three, it was at like 2,600. I said, oh, that's good enough. And I'm thinking like, oh, this is great. But I'm like, oh, I guess that's good enough, you know, whatever. And right as like right before or right after I cut the sandwich, there was 3000 and like 58 people or something. I wonder if the Twitch.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So anyway, that's it for my comments. Okay, we'll go on to mine.


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[Assistant] They need to learn to work together, adapt to their arsenal and be willing to sacrifice everything to succeed in battle and win the war.


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[Assistant] So they have what it takes to come together as a team or where they fall apart before they have a chance to fight. Genlock is a new animated series from Rooster Teeth, the studio that brought you Ruby and Red versus Blue featuring an all star cast that includes Michael B. Jordan.


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[Assistant] Maisie, I think it's Maisie Williams, Dakota Fanning, and David Tennant. Watch it free on Rooster Teeth today, and Neebs, actually, we were gonna have everyone watch the trailer, but Neebs watched the trailer earlier on.


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[Assistant] The art's amazing. The cast is great. Nobody watches Game of Thrones, right? I do. I don't. Okay, so you know the young one? Mazie Williams is the young badass.


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[Assistant] Michael B. Jordan, uh, makes me want to work out. I think I heard this correctly, but I was listening to Rooster Teeth's podcast and they were talking about how this was an idea that they had for a while and then I believe somehow


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[Assistant] Uh, Michael B. Jordan got wind of it or like, was just like, hey, this is, this sounds really good. And I believe when he jumped in, everyone was just like, just people started coming in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's, and he's, he's great in anything that I've seen him in. He was in, uh, some TV show that I was watching before he broke out big. He was like, I forget the name of it. Cheers. He was Cheers. Want to sing the song? Are we ready? Any chance to sing it? I'm up for it. Let's save it. Let's save it. Anyway, yeah. So, Genlock and Rooster Teeth. Thank you, Genlock and Rooster Teeth.


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[Assistant] Oh, absolutely. Like, seriously, it's hard, making yourself, even, and that's the thing too, diets can be really hard, but even if you still have, like, work your way into the good diet, like, I will force myself.


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[Assistant] Even if I'm eating something that's not so great, I will make sure that I'm fitting other better things into my diet. Cause it's a lot easier to...


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[Assistant] Would not be savory. Well, it has saltines in it, but it's probably more.


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[Assistant] But what if there are so- Are there sweet soups? Well, there are sweet soups, but there's also salty cereals. See, there's salty cereals.


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[Assistant] But it is cooked first. Okay. Because it's not cooked, I'll say it isn't. If that's a precursor on what defines a soup, I'll go with that. It seems to be a big part of it, so I'm reading against it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I haven't actually, not even, when was this done? I haven't even gone on Twitter in a week.


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[Assistant] Like honestly, we just get like we pick the top ten.


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[Assistant] Like, that's part of usually- Yeah, I wouldn't do anything except for what is required of me. Like, if it's required that I make sure that the dirty towels are in the bathroom, and this is this, and this is that, and they do whatever, then they say- There's usually a checklist. Otherwise, I'm not gonna do anything. If they say you will do the dishes, I'll be like, okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you're grabbing somebody, putting them under the water, holding them under the water for quite some time, it not working, and then it's so easy for that person who's under the water, that's the challenge, to shut off the water. Like that, just that alone, just how that worked, was like enough to go, this was designed too poorly to play and enjoy.


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[Assistant] Did you get to, I'm forgetting if you got to the aliens. I showed a little bit of the aliens. Okay, no, you were aliens. I got there. Okay, yeah, cause I, yeah, I just got to that one part and then I stopped, so. It was fun and you were very good at it.


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[Assistant] I would love to try a game like that too, cause I'm convinced that I would do much better in a first person shooting VR thing than in anything else.


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[Assistant] Alright, ehm, do enough. Alright, well hey. We did it. We did do it. Anyone else have something they want to talk about before we go? Uh, I think I'm good.


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[Assistant] Crazy ass freezing stuff that's going on right now.


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[Assistant] Like, well, not all over the country, but in certain regions of the country. I mean, has anyone out of here ever been in or out in negative 15 or 20 degrees? No. Yeah, I did once. Oh, okay. And it was shocking. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Five to seven seconds or ten seconds you're outside. Everything that can freeze. It's like your body, your nose just immediately.


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[Assistant] Yeah, chopping wood. Here we are. Oh.


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[Assistant] You sound like, you sound like, uh, uh, the girlfriend. No, the girlfriend from my cousin Vinny.


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[Assistant] He makes successful things. He has more success in a fingernail clipping than we.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he just kinda laughed it off. He's like, oh Josh! I'm like, man!


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's unfortunate because vanilla's great.


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[Assistant] Word play. Who would like to go first? I'll go first. Okay. Okay, so the first one is from the Guts and Glory Killer Trucks video. Uhm, I'm concerned about this comment. This is from the second protects the first


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[Assistant] 747. Am I the only one that jacks off to Niebz Gaming? And I want to know out there.


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[Assistant] Is there anybody else who does that because I'm concerned for you? Cause we are not, I don't think we're jack-off material. No, we shouldn't be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know, but just in case, there's probably like a .5% chance that it's not.


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[Assistant] Huh? Yeah, you'll see like, you'll see like a D.Va play of the game from Overwatch. Like an actual clip with absolutely zero porn in it.


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[Assistant] Nice. And there's like, somebody was playing Fallout 4 and it got posted. Do those videos get flagged? Uh, as not porn.


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[Assistant] Simon, look it up on your phone. Go to Pornhub.com. No. Thank you. What's your next comment? Alright, next comment.


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[Assistant] From Daniel R. It's a weird last name, just one letter. Says, uh, and this was addressed to me. Think 44. Why didn't you guys show, uh, delirious level?


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[Assistant] You guys should make another video with other YouTuber's levels and...


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[Assistant] God, there's that! Here we go! Let's see! Who was it, man? Hold that thought, Thicc. Who was that?


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[Assistant] Thanks guys, you're the best and I would love to see Simon make a sandwich. Please respond, love you guys. Okay, first, so we didn't go, we didn't go into, cause there's like the annoying orange level, there's, they made some levels with YouTubers.


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[Assistant] Uh, Guts and Glory did. And I guess we didn't get to go into those levels if we did another Guts and Glory video because it was fun. I would like to see- GOD-


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[Assistant] So, uh, so Daniel wants to see us play, uh, those levels, but... Yea, if we do another video, sure. Yea, we'll check it out. Yea, we'll check it out. Yea, we'll check it out. Yea, we'll check it out. Yea, we'll check it out.


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[Assistant] Okay, so moving on to my next comment, which is from, uh, 360 no scope bogan. Yeah, uh, this is from the most recent arc video where we tamed the whale. Hey guys, I'm sorry we have to talk about this, but I think it's time.


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[Assistant] I think we need to substitute Ark for something else considering the fact that you've done everything. Please discuss on commenting on comments. Anthony's in there laughing.


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[Assistant] Do you think an ascendant slingshot would do the trick? I would love to have that, yea. Is that a thing? I don't know.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, we haven't done everything, uhm. The ultimate goal is to fight the boss.


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[Assistant] It looks amazing. Well, this is a great segue into the next comment from Papa Palpatine, uh, who says, there needs to be a new ARK miniseries, Simon and Duralius Adventures in Stupidity. So if we did...


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[Assistant] Sort of drop Ark, we could keep that mini-series around. That way, you know, the thirst for Ark is quenched. It's true. And then we could...


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[Assistant] Says, here I sit in a delivery room watching this episode with my wife between contractions. She has never watched with me before, but I think that you guys will have two new fans by the end of the day.


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[Assistant] Planting a seed. But, hey, congratulations. Yes. To you, your wife, new baby. Absolutely. Anybody involved? Family? Yep. Doctors who made money off of you. Looks like, uh, Duralis is getting ready to read his comments.


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[Assistant] Well, not really a quote, but something that I think about a lot. Because I look at life like an obstacle course. You gotta know where you're at. You gotta look ahead of you.


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[Assistant] Because if you try to navigate an obstacle course, always looking back.


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[Assistant] That's an Illyria thing for sure. Oh god, heroin's an Illyria thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay, it's jaw with a capital J, then S, well, capital S, K-E-L-L-Y.


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[Assistant] But this is how we double dip. Yea, we're, so we do that. I've already given the information out here, but


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[Assistant] That's when you felt like the storm's over, cause when I came back, we still didn't have power. Right. And you felt like,


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[Assistant] Oh, trees everywhere. Everywhere. Every road you go on, there's just piles of trees on the side of the road.


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[Assistant] We had a good time in my neighborhood, I mean, just half the neighborhood, just going from yard to yard, cleaning up trees, putting fences back together. It goes quick when you got that many people.


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[Assistant] Cajun Navy. A lot of private organizations like Cajun Navy. Operation Barbecue set up here in town. They fed like over a hundred thousand people. They just, they bring in trucks and tents and set up and just start cooking.


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[Assistant] Nothing to do out there. The cabin I stayed in is in a horrible road. I feel like I'm gonna die every time I take the road. So picture that in the winter. One of those. Oh, you can't drive it in the winter. You have to walk up there.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, it's just steep, one lane, if there's another car, you gotta like figure out somewhere in the ditch to go. Yeaah, one of us is going over. Really? And yeaah. And coming down's the worst, cause you feel like your car's just gonna start sliding cause it's so steep. Yeaah. And then you take a turn, and you're worried you're gonna like just slide into the trees. Not bad, huh?


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[Assistant] There's sections that are paved because you will slide into the woods if you've gotcha. They vacillated it I hear. Anyway, there's not much to do up there. Everyday we would go to lunch. We'd go to lunch in some little small mountain town and there was a festival one time. It was like four little tents with crafts and a


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[Assistant] Oh okay, I didn't advertise. You told him the 27th, it was actually the 4th.


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[Assistant] Hmm. Cause, yeah, my house, it was cold water, which was welcomed. Yeah. Because it was hot. Like, no, yeah, even when it was colder, it felt wonderful. Yeah. That's how you cooled down. Took a shower. Felt great, yeah.


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[Assistant] I forget too, but they did air filters. Like, that's genius. Why not just have your air filters?


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[Assistant] But those people are crazy. Yeaah. Cause those cars are expensive to work on. Yeaah. Mhm.


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[Assistant] I don't ever want a car that's expensive to repair. So who's going first with their comments?


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[Assistant] I appreciate the comment, but you could have faced it the wrong way or not held it up. That's true. You could have forgot where the front is. That is very true. That's true.


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[Assistant] You do have a name for yourself. People call me Spider-Man when I was a kid. I can see that. Cause I climbed everything. Didn't matter. Could be a piece of dental floss. I'd climb a string.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, when you're in there, like, ugh. Listen, we can save lives right now. If you're thinking about climbing into an air vent, don't. Tell somebody. Never do it. Have a buddy, an air vent buddy. Don't even tell anyone, or just don't. No, no, no, no, no, don't even tell anyone.


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[Assistant] Thicc, I'm gonna climb this air vent. If you don't see me, come check.


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[Assistant] Get help now, cause I just got stuck. So, we probably got a couple days, so don't dilly dally.


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[Assistant] If the word vent meant something different, that'd have been great.


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[Assistant] No, if it would have been relevant, you're not gonna vent to some, you're not like, I gotta get this off my chest. Like you're not, you're gonna say go get help, you're not gonna vent. You're gonna cry for help. Wow, you're really. I'm just saying, it could have been really good.


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[Assistant] I logged on yesterday to make a thumbnail for the one I'm working on. New stuff. Oh, the stuff that they've added? Already new stuff. I'm overwhelmed.


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[Assistant] The stuff they added, holy moly. The exploding barrels was enough.


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[Assistant] But on top of that, there's even more. So much more. Well, can you tell me, tell me one thing? Radars and... Dynamite with timers. Yeah. Uhm, yeaah. That's good. Like radar jammers. Gravity things.


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[Assistant] What I like about the game is you can build a game in the game. Yep. Whatever you want to do, like, hey, let's, let's, like, the races we've done, or the, whatever.


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[Assistant] That we'd like to see, I'd love to see fall damage, where a player could get hurt by falling, and I'd like to see damage taken from the potato gun. Imagine what we could do if we could battle each other that way.


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[Assistant] Okay, Neebs up with the comments. Uh, first one is, uh, it's an old video. Neebs talks. I think vacations and hitchhiking.


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[Assistant] This one's from, uh, the name is Bad Opinions right here. Uh, hey Simon, I know there's no chance of seeing this comment, but I- that's why I thought it was crazy, because I went back to this old video randomly. Uh, but it says, I currently own a 65 Comet.


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[Assistant] Kinda think it might have been yours. Even if it isn't, it's an absolute turd if you ever end up in the other half of NC.


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[Assistant] Half an hour from the Asheville area, we can swap war stories.


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[Assistant] My next comment is from Batman, and uh, it's from, okay, it's like just Batman, like how did he get that name? Oh man, must have got in early.


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[Assistant] Okay, Batman says, uh, Simon, were you in Lumberton, North Carolina at Belks at 2.30? I saw someone who looked a lot like you. There's a lot of people wondering if they have your car. Simon Seings. Were you at Belks?


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[Assistant] Do the math. Hunter DiGruccio, uh, this is from Scrap Parade as well. Uh, I've never laughed so hard while watching a marching band get beat up by the Avengers. Did you read that one?


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[Assistant] I'm gonna try to get through this. Try. I picked it cause I just thought it was a good comment. I wish you luck. Crutchnut56, I never realized how addicted I am to this channel. Started watching you guys around 100,000 subs.


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[Assistant] I've watched everything two, maybe three times. It's heartbreaking to hear about your hurricane scenario. But as I said, I'm addicted and starting to get withdrawals. I assume because we were doing less videos during all that.


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[Assistant] I looked at a house today in Detroit with purple railings painted white and black and a black door and I was like...


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[Assistant] I caught out thick, but he just looked at me strange. Anyway, can't wait for your lives to get back to normal. You were all dearly missed.


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[Assistant] Well, with older people, that's what they do. Yea, they put him with kids, and they stand him on a box when he's next to someone taller. Get him on this box, Jason. When he's running, he's got box shoes on.


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[Assistant] It's from Salman, it's one of the raft videos. So I just used this pick up line from your best pick up lines video back in 2016 on my crush.


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[Assistant] And the line is, girl did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks pretty messed up.


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[Assistant] At the right time. At the right time, there's a lot of rights in there, obviously. So don't give up on that pick up line, just do it in person next time. Right. Copy paste, copy paste.


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[Assistant] That was like a drak choking on something. Probably. Don't forget to say I'm Mapsray though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, is it time to bring back the, uh, the earlier Andralis pond? It's perfect.


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[Assistant] Well, on Seven Days, Catherine Maximo gives us a very obvious thing that we didn't know. Somebody tell them safes might be hidden behind those portraits. Every freaking portrait we need to bust.


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[Assistant] Yep, and I also saw in one of the comments, uh, actually right now Gooba Jungleboy says break the wall around.


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[Assistant] Garibot below says, I'll be so mad and grateful too if this works. And then KoopaJungleBoy says, well, it used to work. It's possible that they fixed it, but yeah, can also work on gun safes if you break the floor under it and break the wall behind it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't mind. Yeah, no, I think that'd be easy. And the reason why we're doing commenting on comments is because of Jared Smith. Just because of Jared? The pioneer.


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[Assistant] Montana. Yes, yes. Founded Montana and started Six Flags. Still not one in Montana because apparently he's got a chip on his shoulder. Yeah. About them for some reason. Uh, I've noticed they don't mention comments no more. Why?


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[Assistant] My brother and I love the anticipation of one on one comments being mentioned on COC, which sadly they never found our comments in the thousands of comments in their videos.


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[Assistant] We love you guys, and you're the reason for this, so go to bed smiling. We care about your comments. We do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, of course. But at the end, it would still always be good to have at least a few, but I would forget, or I would forget, so.


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[Assistant] Anywho, here they are. Uh, Larry Simms says you guys should check out Carl's corn on the map. There is a pig named Gracie and she will kept you fed. Did you? Was that the pig farm that you went to?


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[Assistant] I think, uh, Apsro is looking for it right now, isn't he? No, he's looking for the mod. Oh, okay. Shrek. Well, in the meantime. We all know what Shrek looks like, Apsro.


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[Assistant] So, plans to go into these places with the goal not to be seen at all would be fun. Ross Campanella says it's painful to watch you guys drag the items into your inventory when you just can hold shift and it goes automatically.


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[Assistant] But you guys all know that now? Yeah, I do. I do now. I remember at times. I will forget.


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[Assistant] Unless I got one and died before I knew about it. And yes, Throgrin said you guys can also find the cabin from Evil Dead, so I did have that comment. Thank you, Throgrin. And I'm, my last comment right here. This is breezing right through them.


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[Assistant] The pats don't require breaking things.


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[Assistant] Yes, alright, so Ty Birch Browser came up with that and said also there are things- Way to go, Ty. Yeah, Ty. Ty Guy. And then BAM, now we just talk. Sweeeeet. See, the comments in the beginning, if you did them that quick, often times, come on. Or sprinkle them.


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[Assistant] I think most people here that don't like to hear us talk about nonsense are like, thank goodness.


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[Assistant] Hey, you need me to cut anything for ya? Let's just plug it in.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I guess the, the latest, but it's a concept car from Rolls Royce.


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[Assistant] Like the roof comes up so you don't even have to come down. Like you could walk into it standing up. Perfect for rainy days. So you could sit without being crouched.


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[Assistant] You gotta see it. Anyway, my point being is, and this is a horrible thing to talk about for the podcast for a lot of people listening, but that's it.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's cool looking, but, uh, yeah. It's cool, weird looking. Yeah. Uh, it's not my style. Yeah, it's an odd design. But the thing is, like what you're saying, in 20 years,


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[Assistant] No, for me, number one priority, if I were to get another vehicle or a different one, I'd really like to have it to the point where I could drive through three feet of water. I don't understand anyone who has a jeep, who doesn't have the exhaust. Snorkel. Yea, exactly, the snorkel. Which, I mean, I get it, you're going to be raised, you don't need it, but I would want it if I were to have it.


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[Assistant] I got lights on the side. I like bad, like, I like your little gadget thing, you know, like lights, you know, I don't care about the talking to people or meh, but, I mean, I'm all about- Don't talk to that puddle. Mmhm. Yeah, but I like all the stupid things that aren't stupid, that can really help you when the shit goes down.


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[Assistant] Come on. There was also a way when I was, uh, I was told when I was a kid, sometimes you gotta be careful, cause if you flash somebody and their lights are off, sometimes those are gang members.


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[Assistant] No, no, I think they would do it on the drive-by. You know, it's always coming this way, so that would be like, I don't think they followed you. Right. Oh my god, I would have been so scared if I thought that.


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[Assistant] Wouldn't that be something? What would you rather have? Bulletproof glass or the, oh okay, just that. Yea, I was going to say the snorkel.


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[Assistant] Plus free shipping, and a free travel bag, and six pounds of gold.


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[Assistant] Probably not. That tastes change, times change. You're gonna, you're gonna like it and other people are not gonna like it. That's why when you see the old guy in, in, wearing his slacks, right? Like you see like a 75 year old man wearing pants and you go, man, those are from the 70s. What are you doing? Cause he loved them.


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[Assistant] The 80's I always thought like, come on, Acid Wash is never gonna come back. It came back for a little, it's still kinda back. Which is weird. Acid Wash. Yep. Everything comes back.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Including powdered wigs. It's gonna happen. It's syphilis.


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[Assistant] Roaring back in here. Yes. Here come, boys! Now, although I think that's almost good enough to end on, we should probably drive a little bit more. Sure. Why don't we, uh... What are we, any news?


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[Assistant] What do you mean? I don't know, sometimes you have these wonderful stories that you run across. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Man, that, to me, you would think would be a playthrough, and I've watched only like an hour and a half of the first one. Yea.


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[Assistant] It's like, it's playing, it's like playing a movie. Was there a scene in that one? You've seen the whole thing? Yeah, The Last of Us. Was there, I might be getting this mixed up. Well this scene that I'm talking about was a dead girl on the ground and it started playing it in reverse and then you see she lifts up off the ground and you can see her


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[Assistant] Well, we're not gonna go out on it. Alright. Once you started, I was like- Back to the, uh,


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[Assistant] What did you think of the deep dish? Cause it's one thing that I'd love. I can't wait to try at least a legit one that locals say is really good.


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[Assistant] I want to do it, just not for you guys. I'm thinking about just myself. Uhm, yeaah. But I mean if we had an oven here, see there's an oven in my house and then I'm there and then when it's there I can just eat it all myself. You're not going to finish it. You're not going to.


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[Assistant] That's good, that's fun. Like the inside of a Hawaiian ladies hoo-ha. That's how warm it is.


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[Assistant] Reminds me of going to prom. Like, that'd be a good service to have now. Like, yea. Cause we just had to go to a place and rent the tux.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the only way I can drive vehicles in Far Cry, I've come up with a tapping method. Okay. Like you just, you don't hold the gas, you just kinda tap W. Okay. Tap, and it kinda eases you forward a little more. Alright then. It's a, yeah try that, maybe that'll, maybe that'll help.


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[Assistant] Dementia's kicking in. It's a hard thing to remember though. Uh, it usually shuts down the computer. Alt F4?


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[Assistant] What the fuck did I say on Tuesday? It was like a directional thing, wasn't it? It was like a... Oh, you're talking about at the canyon. Yeah, and I used to do that way too. It's like, oh, we'll drive up here, we'll go around the horn, and we'll come back. He was just trying to get the bus over in your direction. Yeah. Now I'm getting under the wheel here. World peace.


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[Assistant] Oh. Yeah, he just smiled. I thought he said he played it. Oh no. It's not gonna be on consoles. This is a Steam exclusive. Do you know? Are we talking about the battle?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I mean, you can't even look at some games unless you enter your birthday. I mean, it's super easy to do. Yeah, you just lie about it. Exactly. The kid's gonna figure it out.


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[Assistant] I still can't. I can't wear the headset. And, and, and masturbate. That's insane.


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[Assistant] Yeah, to me the headset, the headset's the thing that's weird. If there were glasses, if they were smaller, to get the wire hanging off and I don't know. Oh, you just gotta get comfy all the time.


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[Assistant] It's kinda, it's very, I mean it's different, but it's kinda similar to Sea of Thieves, and like you're on a ship, and everyone's kinda got a job, you know, you wanna keep the ship repaired, and you're firing at enemies.


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[Assistant] Yeah, here it says, uh, your crew versus the world, take your airship and queue, pit them against a huge variety of AI controlled challenges, including escort missions, convoy raids, base assaults, and more.


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[Assistant] I don't envy what YouTube has to deal with in this regard, as far as like- There's so many people. Exactly, so many people, so much video being uploaded. I couldn't imagine. Uhm, and yeah, it's like, basically their solution is to try to get a robot to do it.


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[Assistant] And that doesn't work. One thing that scares me, I don't know if you guys heard about this, they're talking about now YouTube has said they want to optimize the subscription feed.


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[Assistant] So now not only is it confusing with the whole notification system, it's like, okay, now you have to hit subscribe. And then if you want to get notified when the video is uploaded, you have to click the bell.


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[Assistant] Well now they're talking about like the last place where you could actually see


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[Assistant] What you've subscribed to in the order you want is the subscription tab. And now they're talking about optimizing the subscription tab, which tells me they can just choose what they want to rise to the top. And it's like, I don't, I just, I want what I'm subscribed to, dammit. It should be same.


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[Assistant] They're turning into a news network. Well yeaah, I mean they have to juggle this balancing act between creators and advertisers. So they want to push content that's more advertiser friendly in the long run. It makes sense on their part. But yeaah, it's like for users that have been here a long time. That's the thing also, most users are not people that actually subscribe.


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[Assistant] I think most users are just people that hop on YouTube, find a funny video, watch it, and then get off. They're probably more interested in that crowd.


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[Assistant] Makes sense on their part, but yeaah, it does suck for us creators.


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[Assistant] Uh, who are just trying to build an audience, because yeaah, I mean YouTube for the longest time has been like, you know, Subscribe, make sure you get those subscriptions, yeaah, they'll send you medals for-


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, so yeah, even though notification bell doesn't really work like they say it does.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Cause we went around the horn. This is different. Alright, I got all my comments from today's rage cop. Uh, this is from Scottward Holmes that says, uh, so I've been seeing that house flipper game floating around the internets and I think it would be a great game to have Simon play like a special one-off type of episode four. And Simon, you're looking into that game, right? Uh, it's on my computer.


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[Assistant] Got a comment here from Steve Tucker on Rage Cop that says, nice job editing, Nada Hopp.


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[Assistant] I love mowing yards. Me too. God. I never want to mow a yard again. That's all I did every summer.


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[Assistant] This was from Aaron Soto that says, holy fucking shit guys, I just saw you have 1.6 million subscribers. I think it's safe to say you'll be at 2 million by the end of the year, promoted. Congratulations though, seriously, you guys deserve it. And Apps Row, great fucking video.


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[Assistant] Thank you. You got a single hit too by the end of the year? I kind of don't. Not at this rate we're going right now. But I also think it's uhm, it's also just the time of season. Because, I mean, E3 is about to kick off, like the big games don't hit until later on in the year. Yeah. So right now, right now sort of in the gaming industry is sort of the dry spell.


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[Assistant] So I think later in the year, like, we got Red Dead coming out, we got a new battlefield coming out, so I think we're gonna see a big boost around that time. Yeah. Okay, my next comment is from Blake Thornsborough that says, uh, the head stomp to the deer made me have to apologize to my coworkers.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeah, when you watch it, there's a great moment, uhm, when I was recording it, when you're modding the game, you can tell basically anything in the world to ignore you, even the animals. Alright. So, uh, you know, you can run right up to a deer and it won't run away like it typically does. Yeah. So, you know, I hit record on the, uh, the editor and I got near this deer.


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[Assistant] Uhm, this, uh, this is my last comment from Matt Garrett that says, uh, that isn't what furries do. They just like to dress up in mascot suits and basically hang out together. The furries you're talking about are just weirdos. How do I know all this? My friend's a furry and she explained to me how it isn't about mascot jizz. Uhm, I know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Who wants to go first? I have so many good comments at home. I know you do. I was wait, I know this was spur of the moment, but man. Next time, next time.


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[Assistant] Thank you for coming back. So these are two comments I found last minute, uhm, let's see, from our last Ark Aberration video.


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[Assistant] This one's from Lucky Craig, and his comment is, uh, wait, how are comments one day old? Just got this notification. Something weird happened with YouTube, like, like, Simon, when we upload a video, it's usually, you upload it beforehand, make sure everything's good, it's private, no one can see it until we release it.


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[Assistant] I'm looking at Simon's video which was uploaded, you know, a day or two before it goes live and it's like...


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[Assistant] Five comments, thirteen likes, five dislikes.


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[Assistant] Wasn't it last week YouTube was down for like two hours or something?


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[Assistant] Constantly, still, people unsubbed, people not getting notifications, it's crazy. My next comment's from Liam Hoyle, same video.


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[Assistant] Liam says, when you guys go to the new map, can you make new characters or at least reset the level of your current characters? It's nice seeing you guys actually vulnerable again instead of being max level from the start.


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[Assistant] I get that it takes longer this way, but it is a lot more fun to watch for me at least. Love you all, and wish you the best of luck on Extinction, and I can't wait to see the new map. Is that, is that possible in Arc?


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[Assistant] We had all the strengths and, uh, we had all the Ingrams that we could dedicate.


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[Assistant] Can we keep the look, but take away all the Ingrams, all the strength.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I would like to be vulnerable as well. I mean, aberration was fun, just like, those ravengers were such a big deal.


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[Assistant] I love that you have to, you have to get off your boat or whatever and you're in danger again. We weren't even safe in the boat, that crab. Those crabs man.


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[Assistant] Oh, yeah, 12 year old dating advice. Well, uh, don't be afraid to fail, man. Just get in there, befriend this person. If it ain't working, it ain't working. There's plenty of ladies out there.


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[Assistant] So, a wild carna will come to your assistance if you do that? Is that what you're saying?


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[Assistant] I am right. And also, I think the developer said he'd be willing to talk to Adahop about spectator things. Yea, that's true.


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[Assistant] Adahop's like that. He's like that redheaded girl in Arrival. It's like we don't know anybody else that specializes in this particular topic. There's one man named Adahop that we can call on.


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[Assistant] Like how many other seven day spectator professionals are out there?


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[Assistant] Give us some time, we're going to pump out a lot more scrap mechanic. I'm most excited about that.


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[Assistant] But I wanna see more threats. I want something swimming in the water that's dangerous. I'd like to see, uh, uh, something that, either a plant or something. You just need different, you need a variety of threats.


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[Assistant] But I think it would be cool to have a different solution to different problems, because pretty much you can either club to death or shoot to death. Everything that comes at you. It'd be nice to have something that requires a different strategy. Like a dialogue. A dialogue, uh, whatever. A hocus pocus. A spell. Get some magic in there. Something. Take note.


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[Assistant] You know, it's crazy, like, near us is the area code 919 and it's really easy to mess that up and be calling 911 by accident. I've done it once, accidentally years ago called 911 when I was just trying to- Were you cold?


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[Assistant] I mean, it's a new series. What if everyone hates it? It's an attempt. We'll see. An attempted series. We know how this goes. Yeaah. They know how this goes. You gotta learn from Simon, man. You gotta downplay this stuff. I know. I know. You gotta say, look, this is gonna... This is gonna sting a hate place.


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[Assistant] Was the Rockstar editor not on GTA when it first came out? No. So they added that later.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it hurts. Makes you focus, maybe, you know. It's different than when you kill a deer in seven days.


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[Assistant] Shopkeep got a call for me. I was afraid I was gonna get shot, so, uh, yeah, my wipers aren't working on my truck, so. So your truck called you? What? Yeah. It's, it's a new update. Oh. My 91 pickup gets updates. Amazing.


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[Assistant] I get a letter from the state every year wanting to charge me more money for my truck. They go, hey, this might be like a classic collector's truck. You might not be paying us enough taxes. But you pay less in insurance. I'll pay less. It's an old rusty truck.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm actually impressed. Stay on it. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, my wiper blades, like when you have a truck that old, you just deal with stuff all the time. Sure. But, uh, but like sometimes when I turn, I'll turn left or right, I'll turn my signal on, the wiper blades go.


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[Assistant] I didn't wanna see it, now I wanna see it. I would see it.


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[Assistant] Well, like Spider-Man was kind of a scaled back, and I loved it, but Iron Man was in it.


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[Assistant] I don't think I'm spoiled, I think it's just, there's something about that Ant-Man vibe, it's not the movie I want to see.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would say. He does that. That's not his thing. But like, what was that movie with, uh, Darth Vader in it a while back? Jumper? Or something? Looper? Oh yeah. Jumper, right? Looper Jumper. Looper. Looper Jumps. Looper is great.


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[Assistant] It was okay. It had so much more potential. Like, Nightcrawler, does he teleport? Nightcrawler does teleport, yea. I'd like to see a really good Nightcrawler movie. Or a really good Quicksilver or Flash movie.


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[Assistant] All the prepping we had done was there when we got, when we reset it. Cause you never know, when you reset a server, you don't, I mean, well with us, I guess if you save it and you, you're responsible, uh, you go back to the time that you prepared for, but we didn't save. We were at the mercy of whatever the autosave was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you don't want to send five people to get metal. Right.


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[Assistant] It was weird. We had good weapons. We did. Somebody's been keeping their blueprints. I keep all my blueprints. And that fucker was on fire. The shotgun that I have is actually something I found in a drop. It's one of the two barrel shotguns. It does like 600% damage.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's still kind of odd. I was expecting like a 5 minute, 10 minute fight.


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[Assistant] Ridgewallets.com? Forward slash Neebs. Forward slash Neebs. Like the dog.


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[Assistant] Guys, how long have I been streaming completely shit-faced and have no- I've had no clue how long I've been going.


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[Assistant] Cat box! We'll ship you a cat. Yeah, no, it's like, you know, you get on Uber, we just, we just need a warehouse full of fucking cats, and when we get the message, it's like, okay, we put the cat in the box, we take it over there for a few hours. Yeah. We put the cat back in the box, we go pick it up, we bring it back, and we charge him out the ass for it!


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[Assistant] No, but I had a catch with one and it didn't end good.


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[Assistant] Is this a story you want to tell everybody? Well, it was a dumb thing. It's an awful thing. Believe me, I'm not trying to say that this is good, but I was in like third grade. We got, I, I, one of the very first things I ever won was a raffle to be able to take the class pet home for the summer.


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[Assistant] So, had it, it was exciting, it was fun. Made a big impact, cause you know what it was. My brother and I were playing and I'm gonna blame it on my brother cause he's not here. I think he was holding him and I was across the room and he was gonna, he was just gonna give it a toss. Not an overhand toss, it was not an overhand.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. Listen, I gotta finish the story now.


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[Assistant] No, I didn't even think of the switcheroo. Like with a rock. And you know what, my parents were still like, we weren't gonna bring it to a vet or anything. So we brought it to a pet store. So it's like, I remember my parents brought me to a pet store and we showed it the injured thing. It's like, what do you do for this? They're like, I don't know, you wanna buy some pet food?


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[Assistant] But it's not over here, but you wear it, it's like built in socks, like onesies onesie, like full on like booties.


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[Assistant] We'll go into Apsro's text later, cause I need to try to figure out what actually the argument's about yet.


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[Assistant] They wanted to, they tried, they started shaking, and sweating, and shitting themselves.


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[Assistant] They don't because I saw a picture, somebody actually took a picture of boxer briefs and had a ridge on the label and it had, and it has space staring up lovingly at the


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[Assistant] I mean, I guess they have a choice. It seems like one of those things, uh, and you'd have to talk to a game developer, but it seems getting on the console is a little harder in releasing on PC. Exactly. And I mean, obviously you build your game on the PC platform anyway. You're not making your game on a PlayStation. You're building your game on your PC.


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[Assistant] Yes. And you have to get approval from Sony or Nintendo or whatever. I mean, Steam's the same way. In order to sell on Steam, you have to get it approved. But it seems like that is an easier process. Cause it starts there, so it's obviously gonna be on PC no matter what.


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[Assistant] Creators. Creators. We could, if we wanted to, we could play Nintendo games on the channel now. Which we never could. And not have to pay them a damn thing.


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[Assistant] Oh god. How many switches do we have?


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[Assistant] They're so derpy looking. And it's such a shame because I think we all kinda have a love for that game and I think we all wish there were many more levels. Yeah. Because what they have, the levels they have are great but yeah, it's like man, I enjoy playing it with you guys so much and I wish there was more. It's a lot of fun. It makes for a fun video for sure.


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[Assistant] Maybe look here at this. Like honestly, I forget the name of the dev studio, but just hire a shit ton of level designers and just put levels out every month.


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[Assistant] Nah, he always does, uh, after the Simon score, there's a little, little text blurb.


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[Assistant] I edited the last Conan, so I got to see his like setup, cause he sent me all of his files. But yea, and he's got like a little space, a little Adahop space there, right at the end of the video.


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[Assistant] What video is this on? This is from the episode Pirates.


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[Assistant] It's always like two frames or so. He was in god mode somehow during the archery battle.


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[Assistant] No, he had, uh, when I was looking at his Conan files, his, uh, title screen, you know, the low, you know, the Conan comes up, it's got all of our characters. Oh, I thought he did that in After Effects. No, he did it in Premiere.


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[Assistant] Alright, so Christopher Klein says, Simon, stop eating all your food at once. You don't get any more benefit from eating ten bugs or steaks at once instead of just one. Eat one, wait, eat another.


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[Assistant] And yes, I was told that during the last recording and it makes a lot more sense. I appreciate Christopher saying that. A lot of people were saying that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Justin Hall says, Simon, look at me. In every game you have to fully pull back the arrow to get the most damage. Please stop just plopping them and fire them.


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[Assistant] And when I think I'm trying to hold it, I try to hold the click.


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[Assistant] And then, shoot, and it doesn't seem to work properly. We'll figure it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I read a comment that, uh, just, that whole adventure we're on to go up north, it's, uh, pointless. Because I can get ice shards by the same way you guys get, you know, your people juice. So you just, you just harvest it out of people with my ice axe. Well, we're going. Exactly, it's like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Going up north, because I thought I needed ice. Brian M. says, Please turn off friendly fire. You guys won't be able to fight together until you do. This is in Conan. So... We hit each other a lot. Yeaah. It's easy to.


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[Assistant] Right, so, I mean, are we not turning it off because we think it's more fun to hurt each other?


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[Assistant] This is on, this is on, uh, Latest GTA, Monster, or whatever I called it.


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[Assistant] Weird title for that, Monsters or Die or something? It was Monsters, right? Monsters, yeah. Yeah. Uh, Alyssa Marie says, What a great video. This was funny, action-packed, refreshing, and classic Niebz gaming banter. I think everybody would love to see more of these. Thanks, guys.


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[Assistant] A lot of people did enjoy that. It was fun. It did come across as fun because we genuinely had a lot of fun playing it.


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[Assistant] It was, uh, I think we should do more stuff like that. And we were just talking about doing.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Today, so I think we're gonna- Challenges. We're gonna record something, another thing this week.


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[Assistant] Acting like pirates? No, but if we acted, you know how you act like pirates, which I fucking hate. Now you wanna act like a pirate? No, I hate it!


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[Assistant] I hate the red neck. Arrrgh! Arrrgh! Fucking over and over again, a hundred times. Fuck that. Red neck is not just one thing saying over and over again. You can act like a red neck. Half of our channel is red neck. That's true.


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[Assistant] You're the redneck. We're the redneck channel. I'm saying, as far as gaming goes. I'm saying, they're saying do it extreme though, and I'm obviously not a redneck. And by the way, radiator, I'm going back to saying it like that. Radiator. Because it is a New York thing, so people call it radiator.


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[Assistant] Yeah, to go back to calling it a fucking radiator. Good for you. That's it. Uuuuh. Some people go to the gym. Some people change the way they say radiator.


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[Assistant] It's usually one or the other. That's it. And Story Diaz says, and this was unrelated to the video that it was on, Neebs Gaming, play the forest multiplayer. Yeah, I think we're gonna try it.


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[Assistant] I played a good chunk of single player over the weekend, and then I tried some multiplayer out as well, and yeah, I think it's perfect.


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[Assistant] No, no, we're gonna do it now. There we go. So, so we're actually, we're actually, cause maybe I'll title this, we're gonna play the forest to get people to fucking click on it. There you go. Uhm, we're actually gonna play it, somebody's gonna play it from here tomorrow. Yeah. So, it'll be coming soon, like for real.


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[Assistant] Because unless we record something that's fucking really bad and you go, shit, we can't make a video out of it, it is officially coming.


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[Assistant] Right, yeaah, and then we can lose that asshole that commented. You can just unsub.


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[Assistant] Just kidding, you're not an asshole. Yea, he's a good people. You're just a douchebag.


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[Assistant] Second. I've never heard you say that before. In other words, you say it all the time.


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[Assistant] I'll go, I'll go right now. I think, I think, I think what made it, uh, that, uh, in that particular episode is like the call out before it happened. Like in the beginning of the episode, it was like, that was great. Like you guys are going to get this thing killed. And then of course.


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[Assistant] I was not, I probably, cause I do the least, I've probably gotten the least amount of stuff killed, because I do the least. Don't even attach me to double whams.


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[Assistant] Because we know this, we've had this discussion before.


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[Assistant] I didn't shoot at it, I didn't do anything. Done.


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[Assistant] We'll take on this Alpha Raptor in this gig. Well, I think my favorite death in the last video was dead soon. Who was our little Dilophosaurus that I think Simon got. Yea, it lasted a while. I think it died by just being left in the middle of a field somewhere.