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[Assistant] It would be fun to hear. It would do it. But, uh, but I'm very much into it, it being kind of a cluster giving, trying to see if we're able to easily give AI the task of doing more and more animation. Yeah. Even if it's like giving it a wide shot and then asking it to


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[Assistant] Oh, everything was, everything was locked solid. Perfection. Oh, good, okay, good, good. Yeah, dancing to eggplants. No, no, I want eggplants, don't get me wrong. I just didn't know he was happy with every word of the song. I was thinking we'd mess up and say a bad lyric, but we didn't. Not one bad lyric happened. Cool.


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[Assistant] So, everyone's fine with their image that they're being used? I'm good with it. Yeah, sure. Go for it.


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[Assistant] There's nothing better than to stop that before it starts when you've been burned so many times in the past of, oh, why am I getting charged this for that? Oh, that was a mistake for you and how long was that going on for? I had no idea. But no.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when I started to think about that, I really do need to get checked out.


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[Assistant] Besides anime, you wanted to talk more about the A.I. Yeaah, oh yeaah. What, what type of, meaning uh, what kind of character should we do? Should we go towards, right, and in this format, like because we do have, we have these, the characters that have been drawn that are on our, on our landing page for YouTube.


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[Assistant] Well, you say it's not enough, but it looks pretty damn good, and there aren't mouths for the ragdoll animation. That's why I'm saying four mouths can look good. I'm not saying four mouths is ideal, it's not great.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, I'm, I know I'm going to be very upset when, cause right now, okay, they've already got like AI wanting to do, or they are doing radio spots, right? So DJs essentially are getting replaced or have


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[Assistant] And, you know, rightfully so, uh, I think the DJs are like, yeah, that's kinda fucked up.


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[Assistant] Uh, well radio, radio's been hurting for a while. I know. I'm surprised radio's even still around. Very true. But the same thing, well radio is just an older name for what, like what we're doing, kinda. So, at least in this aspect where


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[Assistant] These people aren't playing games. That's just AI voicing what works when people play games. So it's AI playing the game and it's the voice of a character that's been created by AI because that's kind of where things are shifting towards entertainment-wise.


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[Assistant] And as long as the initial payment, if you're signing up for that and saying, okay, this is my part and because of that, now I get paid 10 times more than I did before and it may or may not come back. But the thing is a lot of the time these people won't, they're not going to tell you you're going to, we're going to build the franchise on you.


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[Assistant] Right, and when you are, dammit, you know what, you make mistakes, say you're sorry, sometimes people make mistakes, don't be going giving people the finger willy nilly.


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[Assistant] So many people are just like, oh, they'll just wait, I don't know, three car lengths before they feel like it's safe to move. Come on, man. Yeah, no, go.


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[Assistant] And they gotta watch me stop before they fucking go. And you know what? I'm that guy. I'm that guy that goes, if you don't fucking go, BOOM! I'm fucking going. Cause guess what? I've stopped. I've given you a full motherfucking stop and you still haven't moved? I'm going. You missed out, baby. Screw you.


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[Assistant] And I know I do the things like, man, eh, patience is really important in a vehicle. I fi- I think I find my s- I'm pretty freakin' patient.


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[Assistant] I'm usually very impatient with the people who quickly get impatient with me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you know what, uhm, speaking of pets, with Bubba, you know, I was telling you, he was looking around and doing those weird shit, you know, and thought maybe he was having some neurological issues. He apparently turned into, and this is like, I don't know, trip three to the vet, finally figured out at least the last run of, you know, what we were thinking was him seeing stuff that wasn't there.


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[Assistant] Was a s- a skin rash that he had underneath his fur and when he was looking around and doing his stuff he was kinda doing a half-ass even though he wasn't rolling around and doing what you'd normally do.


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[Assistant] To scratch your back. He's probably bending his neck.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Meaning, I like, I like to watch this shit, so there's probably gonna be like, I don't know, at least a few more, and this was just the first one. So I could see them being like, oh, let's just fucking make everyone be like, weird. Ice? Hey, you know what? It's so strange! It's, it's, it's different. Oh, it is!


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[Assistant] I'm like, this is just like, it's, the weather's kinda crappy, it was kinda later in the afternoon, and then I'm just like, why not?


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[Assistant] Dude, it is. Man, I might have even passed it and not even realized what it was.


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[Assistant] This is a bunch of bull- It doesn't matter if I'm shooting these particular, you know, these particular robots, cause it's just this, it's bullshit.


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[Assistant] I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah, they don't, they don't check out. They don't seem very accurate. It doesn't seem like it's working. But we went to, uh, well, we went to


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[Assistant] I started to watch like, uh, I don't know, maybe like 20 minutes of one episode, like, and I was enjoying it, but it was just random in the middle, like, because I haven't, it's one series I've watched the least of.


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[Assistant] So, back to the, uh, I guess Sons of the Forest at least, so we're gonna be holding off on that, but you've played it some, some enough to have more opinions, cause last time when we spoke about it, in some detail,


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm still surprised on how far they could see you from. Sometimes, you know, you're like, I'm crouching.


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[Assistant] All the babies, that's the babies. He's holding up what appears to be baseball size.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was big. That's massive. That would, that would freak me the fuck out. I think I've never seen one that big.


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[Assistant] See, sand fleas are completely different than noceums. I don't think most...


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[Assistant] For you to like break out of form.


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[Assistant] So, sorry, just to go back on this, I can't seem to find a proper name, but they're also known as biting midges, sandflies, punkies. Punkies? What? And sand gnats. Oh wait, official, I'm sorry, they are officially called Saratapaganida.


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[Assistant] No, Midge. I love it when Midge bites me in my arse. Midge has always been a biter.


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[Assistant] Yup. Less than an eighth of an inch. Yup. Or one to three millimeters in length actually, so even tinier.


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[Assistant] That's the other thing. And yea, no, I definitely appreciated Kelvin, but I didn't, I didn't remember seeing any threats during the stream.


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[Assistant] Did the, did the chick with four legs and four arms, did she have four legs and four arms?


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[Assistant] Right, exactly. I remember that. I just wasn't sure if we saw her, if I was remembering. So you could have her and Kelvin? Yeah. Oh, that's great. Yeah, little AI teammates. Eventually, yeah. I wonder how long it does take. You guys can see if you want, you know, we got our stuff on Twitch. You'll be able to see us playing there. I guess if you're subbed, but plug.


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[Assistant] Check out the forest, the forest over there on Twitch. You can hear us talk for three hours at a time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I mean even you, who's to say that this person makes a living off of this? We don't know, right?


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[Assistant] I would imagine. Yes. Now he's one of the best here for sure. Oh no, absolutely. I agree.


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[Assistant] It's like a glory hole, you know? Pretty magical when you run across one, and you don't know what's going on, but you both have a good time.


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[Assistant] And it's just the shitty fucking schlocky, what they try to give to. It's their Tabasco, yea. But, but, it is Tabasco, just read around it. Uhm, he was saying, oh, you know, I'm not gonna sweat off it, or it's not gonna be too much, but I'm a, I'm a mild guy, like, I don't like Tabasco.


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[Assistant] But it's like, tropical storm maybe. Because like, up to 60 is tropical storm. Are you sure? Well 65 is a hurricane, category 1. That's what I'm saying, like tropical starts. Below that is 60, and below that is tropical storm. It might start at 40. 40 to 60, that's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Trains. That just makes me think of that chemical shit. God, what a mess. But we'll move on. Yea, biggest mess.


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[Assistant] I did mess around with chat gbt. Maybe I'll go back to that for a second. But, um.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just the last podcast and all the love again from Thicc and you know, we're all still fricking adjusting to this. It seems weird to not sit here and talk a lot about it, but you know what?


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[Assistant] It's, it's, I don't know, at the same time, like I'm looking at a picture right now that's five feet away of, of Thicc sitting here holding a guitar, giving a, giving the look on his face of like, I'm judging you, pointing his finger at you.


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[Assistant] Love it, it's fucking great. I love it too. Somebody sent it to us, we're gonna hang it up here, we considered hanging it up over the, the toilet, just, it would be perfect if it was looking down, cause it would be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just, it is, it is strange. Just thinking even right now, you go like, oh, well, this Niebs isn't here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, still here, you can still, and you know, and even towards the end, like he was, he was coming back to the office more, you know, because he wanted, you know, he wanted to be here more, which was great, so we got lucky there to be able to, yeah, hang out with him more.


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[Assistant] I even saw a couple of tributes, I saw one tribute and, uh, it was an arc, but someone had, uh,


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[Assistant] Put together this building. It was beautiful.


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[Assistant] Cause I was thinking, is this guy just showing off a fuckin' base that he threw in for Thicc? Alright, put some purple lights on it. For Thicc, there's purple stuff and a dragon!


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[Assistant] Uhm, is it pretty? Didn't have to build it? Protected? But to get around? Yeah, I know. Yeah. That was a problem. Uhm, also another thing that was pointed out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I sure kicked my ass. Barely. Oh yeah? You said barely or apparently? Barely. Okay, so that's not an ass-kicking.


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[Assistant] Have you guys ever seen Ex Machina?


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[Assistant] Now, what you were just talking about is audio. Yes. Alright, so that's in a different, what, would you know what is a good platform to get the audio? I don't know what program that was generated in though. Cause the, the Trump impression was okay, the Obama sounded the closest to me. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And then, what was the other one? Biden. Biden, okay. And then Biden was pretty good. Biden was like, uh, like, uh,


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[Assistant] Trump was off like, what's that impression of where Biden sounded like an okay Biden impression where Trump, if you didn't tell me it was Trump, I'd be like, who's that?


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[Assistant] Who knows? Oh, and then there's the art one. I forget. I tried to, I think I signed up for the one that you would use, but I forget. Mid Journey? Mid Journey.


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[Assistant] But I, if I had an idea that I thought it'd be fun to, uh, for like a video, maybe even if it was on the dumpster, chat GBT interview Simon.


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[Assistant] First I had to see if it knew who I was. So I was like, you know, Simon Neeps Gaming, who is this? So do you know who it is? And he said, yes, he's a part of this group, blah, blah, blah. So I'm like, all right, ask him questions. And then the 20 questions that came up with are all just super general questions about gaming. Cause they knew that I was a gaming character.


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[Assistant] So now I'm like, oh, well, you know what, uh, ask me, or I said, well, do you know what Simon's personality is from Nieb's Gaming? And then it got into like kind of a detailed...


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[Assistant] Breakdown that was, you know, absolutely could have been talking about me. Yeah. And then I said, alright, same thing, but for Absro. And that's where it got a little bit funny.


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[Assistant] That you were like, it was talking like you were like calm. You brought reason to the, you know, to the, to the group. Like you were, it did say that you were a good gamer.


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[Assistant] So I'm like, alright, that, that part's right, but it seemed like it was more like describing needs, I think, than you or a combination of somebody else. Where me, it was talking about like how, I don't know, I was sarcastic, and I don't know, I, I wish I could pull it up, but I can't. Because it's not saved. You gotta teach it.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, but it was, it was interesting. There's definitely something we could do there with these AI programs that are available.


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[Assistant] So, one of the first things I actually ended up doing, my first official question to Chet GPT before I got into even asking if he knew who I was, was I wanted to know what I thought about whether or not a hot dog was a sandwich.


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[Assistant] So I wrote it and it wrote me back. I don't have it saved, but I'm sure I'm assuming it's going to tell me the same exact thing. I'm going to go back into it. Oh, unless it's learning.


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[Assistant] That was an easy answer. No, no, but it's still, if we define a sandwich as any food item consisting of one or more fillings, such as meats, cheese, vegetables, or spreads placed between two pieces of bread, then a hot dog would technically qualify as a sandwich. In this definition, the bread surrounding the filling is what makes it a sandwich. Wow. The last time that did not say that first, so it's


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[Assistant] Now, however, some people argue that a hot dog is a distinct food item and should not be classified as a sandwich. They argue that a hot dog bun is a single piece of bread, not two separate slices and that the filling


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[Assistant] But I think, but I'm just teaching, this is what makes me think, this is my own personal AI. So I'm influencing it, it's gonna give you whatever it wants. So I guess that's how it works. Like me, if I convince it 2 plus 2 is 5, it's just gonna do it for me.


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[Assistant] Right, that's what I'm thinking. This is my, I'm making an assumption.


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[Assistant] Alright, well hey, have a great, wonderful rest of your week. Cheers everyone.


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[Assistant] That's gonna be scary. It'll be scary when it gets to the point where, yea, you can program an AI to mimic a voice and then you can have a conversation with it. Yea, which I don't- That's gonna be wild.


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[Assistant] Like, could I have a conversation with myself and it spout back at me and it matches my tone and flexion like, oh, it actually sounds like me. That's scary.


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[Assistant] See yeaah, it's, it's scary but it's gonna be, it's gonna be such a challenge for it to mimic just how a human speaks.


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[Assistant] I mean, not how it's getting there, but just how it speaks, but yea, I mean just the pause I did to do something like that. Where like, that's a human thing that a robot's not gonna think about doing.


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[Assistant] It's true. It's true. Yeah, Dora's a family thing going on, so he is not here today. That's why his pleasant tones are not with us. But if we have a Dora...


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[Assistant] Yep, there was. A discussion about, uh, a party. Yeah. That we had. That was a lot of fun. But yeah, we need Dora for that conversation.


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[Assistant] I've seen the trailer, I was gonna go with you guys last night, and I was gonna bring my daughter. She watched the trailer, she goes, nap, not interested in this shit. So, but it worked out, cause I took my daughter with me. You know, it was nice outside, we picked up some sandwiches, we went to the beach, we had a good time, we had a little picnic.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I wouldn't mind seeing that. Yeaah. Like Nick Cage is just, he'll do, they don't give a shit anymore. Yeaah. I'll do whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he is good. I loved him in Mad Max. Fury Road. Watched that shit all the time.


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[Assistant] I'm not. God, I mostly listen to podcasts now. If I go to the gym, like music, meh, podcast.


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[Assistant] I mean, I like Lex Freeman, Joe Rogan, there's a couple financial podcasts I listen to. It's boring. It's, it's, it's, it's, yeah. I'm more interested in, more just interested in conversation and information. Rather than music. Not that I, you know, love music. But, yeah.


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[Assistant] She's just smooth. Nope, don't know it. She's just smooth. Okay, okay. You just want to relax. I'll try to add some shoday to my playlist. You probably won't like it. I don't have a playlist.


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[Assistant] Tell you what, oh, I'm actually excited. It's April, isn't it? Yeah!


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[Assistant] I'm getting rid of Amazon music. I've had that shit for a year. What you getting? Oh, I'm getting Spotify.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Spotify's good. Yeah, fuck Amazon Music, man. Good God, I've never had a music service drop out so much shit.


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[Assistant] Trying to listen to it in the car, you get two songs in, it quits. Try listening to it at my home. Get a song or two in, then it just stops. So everywhere you listen to it, it does that? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta be careful man, you can get dinged. It's so easy.


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[Assistant] Shit, I need to get a visa. You do. You do. I want one dammit. Relax on a beach.


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[Assistant] I'm organized. Yeaah. No, Nibs, you should run the government. Yeaah. Honest to God. I can do that. Well, you know what, I mean, honestly the people that run Chick-fil-A should run the government. That's right. We gotta get them away from the like, hate and gays thing, if we can get them to drop that. I've seen gays working there.


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[Assistant] They'll have a line so long and they're just getting right through them. Meanwhile, McDonald's will have two people in line and it takes 30 minutes. Chick-fil-A needs to run the government.


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[Assistant] Well, you want a hamburger? Yeah, I'll take a shit on it before I give it to you, I don't care. Welcome to Hardee's. It is crazy though, like even uhm...


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[Assistant] Just paperwork with divorce recently and just the amount of places you have to go to do everything.


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[Assistant] No, you gotta go down to this building to file this form, then you gotta go to this building to file this form, then you gotta go over there and pay this guy a fee. Right. It's absurd.


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[Assistant] I don't know, that's, that's, that's what kinda, like, the fact that you still have to go to a building. It's like, oh yea, I need a court date. Okay, you gotta come down here and you gotta sign up for a court date. Why can't I do that over the phone? I don't know, you just gotta come down here. Why?


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[Assistant] Mhm. And I played the beloved game, I dunno, years ago when it came out. But yeah, just playing the remake, uh, the game does such a good job of balancing, like you're always desperate for ammo. You always have enough, but you always think you're gonna run out.


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[Assistant] Probably, yeah, yeah, it would be, yeah, pretty dense, but yeah, it's uhm, yeah, it rides that line of action and like, survival horror so well.


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[Assistant] Oh no, yeah, you're always, uh, no, you're always running. Cause usually they're really strong, you don't have a lot of health, you don't have a lot of ammo, so like, when a monster or whatever's chasing you, you're running around this environment, trying to pick up just scraps. There you go. So you can craft ammo, or find ammo, do it again. So it's one monster? Well no, there's a lot of monsters.


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[Assistant] Kind of, uh, arenas you come to is a village of like, I don't know, 20 people and they're all after you. You're running around, you're going in houses and boarding up windows and blocking doors and they're just coming through anyway and you're fighting them all off and jumping out a window. It's awesome.


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[Assistant] There's one boss fight that's similar but a little different. It's like you're up against a military guy and you gotta like...


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[Assistant] Kinda hide from his stuff, but not like what you're talking about. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] Oh now, the second one, yes. Yeaah. Yeaah, you would like the second one then Neebs. Yeaah? Alright, that's where it's at.


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[Assistant] Those one boss the whole time. Maybe we'll play Resident Evil 2 on the dumpster. Yeaah? Yeaah. Okay. Let you try that out. Cause yeaah. Better than 3 or 4. Man, you know what? I used to say yes, like I love the Resident Evil 2 remake. And like, just looking at it, I was like, I don't think the Resident Evil 4 would be as good. Yeaah. I like 4 a lot. Too relevant.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm curious to see, I think we're all curious to see how the audience is gonna react to this particular recording. Because we hit a wall.


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[Assistant] We have Halo on legendary mode, and we just got to a point, uhm, we got beamed up onto an alien ship, and you're in this room, and they're coming out of every damn door you can imagine. Alright. And we died... 40, 50? It was a lot. It was a lot. Yea. How long did you play for? Hour and a half? Yea. Hour? Not too crazy. Yea. Alright. I'm curious. Too long, one would argue.


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[Assistant] Yeah, too long in one spot one would argue, yes. But yeah, I'm curious to see how the audience react. Does everybody just get frustrated and be like, I'm never watching this shit again.


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[Assistant] Or is it like, oh this is, this is the content I love. I love to see the struggle.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we've been playing a lot of like, uh, $5 survival games recently on stream. Yeah. That's been a nightmare.


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[Assistant] So was it two weeks in a row or are you doing it again tonight? I don't know, uhm, if we can find something.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so we did try it, but the two weeks prior to that, yeah, we tried these two stupid survival games.


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[Assistant] Then you just got stuck in it. I'll just kill the bear here. There's a new game came out called Dredge I wanna try.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's got overwhelmingly positive reviews and everyone's like, it's just one of these indie games that just popped up and everyone's like, oh wow, look at this.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I guess you run a little fishing boat, or a little dredge boat. Yeah. Whatever. You go out, you get stuff, you come back, and you're delivering to different ports, but there's also this like, like Lovecraftian monster shit that happens at night.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it seems weird on the surface, but yeah, the reviews are good. I'll check that out at some point. What's it look like? Kinda cartoony? Here, I'll pull it up if you just wanna take a game.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. We should play that together at some point because apparently that's a multiplayer game where you're all trying to run a sub and you all have specific jobs. Yep. And it's also kinda scary. Right, Nibs, here's what uh, Dredge looks like. I guess, yea. Talk to random characters, blah blah blah. Yea, here's the gameplay.


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[Assistant] Just bounce around on the ship, manage your inventory, go back.


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[Assistant] The one I wanted to try, and yeah, yours was, uh, I wanted to show Neebs what barotrauma looked like. Okay. Apparently, yeah, you could all run a ship and explore. It looks kinda silly and you gotta fight monsters and shit.


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[Assistant] Good work as a series, but I haven't actually played it.


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[Assistant] But yea, everybody's on the sub, it has a job. It certainly looks very interesting. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's on Steam! We can try that on the stream tonight, who knows. We can do what we want.


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[Assistant] The Axe League. Nice. Okay, so you did join the league. I joined the league. Oh man. Yeah. You're in deep now.


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[Assistant] Right. And you're a wizard, X. Yep. That's it. How did you equate that to Harry Potter?


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[Assistant] Nice. I mean that's a good way to like make new friends too. Yes. Let's go out and meet people. Yeah. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I really want to go play with you guys again, because yeah, the times we did were fun. And I think we should make a video out of that. We can easily make a video out of that. I think you could go on the main channel if it's just a well cut, you know, 15 minute leg. Hey, let's have a little tournament and have some rounds.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it'd be fun. That'd be fun. That would be cool. You cut it away, you know, that's, you know, kinda fast and you have the graphic, you know, to actually show who's got what points.


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[Assistant] Otherwise, we're never gonna do it. One of us has to have the time to take the necessary steps to actually, yea, like, yea, do the work to set it all up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well think, I mean, at least with the oculus is that, you know, you don't have the wires and all that shit running everywhere. Yeah. So, it's not like the vives used to be, where you have wires all over the damn room.


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[Assistant] That's not good. That's probably another great way to meet people. A dog? Yeah. Have a dog? Have a little puppy with you? I mean a puppy's so damn cute. Yeah, that's true.


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[Assistant] But the last time she came back here, she was, she's, she's been super chill. Yeah, no, she's like, oh okay, everyone here gives me rubs and this is, this is, this is a good place. I get treats.


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[Assistant] Laying on your legs. Yeah. Both of y'all are wrong. I'm getting a cat.


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[Assistant] No, I'm not gonna get a cat. One day I'm gonna get a cat. That's a gamble. It is a gamble. No, you gotta find a good cat. Just like you gotta find a good dog.


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[Assistant] You can't just buy a cat's love like you can a dog. All you gotta do is feed a dog and it'll love you.


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[Assistant] You know, that's why I respect cats. They don't just love you automatically. Okay, I get that. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta really work.


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[Assistant] I kinda have a cat like that. My neighbor's cat's like that. Yeah? Yeah. She'll come over, she'll hiss, you'll scratch her head, and then she'll hiss and walk away. Perfect. She is a bitch.


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[Assistant] Now she's like, yeah, my neighbor's cat's just this old, like, not mangy, but just kind of ratty looking cat. Great cat, but I think, I think she's in pain, like something's wrong with her spine, cause she's old. Like, you can rub her head and she's like, oh, I'm digging this. Anytime you go below the neck though, it's, yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I feel like my favorite series changes, uh, of course, but I'm really enjoying Grounded right now.


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[Assistant] That's my favorite thing we got going on the channel. Uh, favorite show.


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[Assistant] That's a tough one just cause there's so many I like.


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[Assistant] Those are the ones I watch. But okay, it's just a show that I can go to just to turn my brain off and just chill. Squidbillies. There you go. Jam on some squidbillies.


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[Assistant] I guess back in the day, I just, uh, I was making cartoons and I had the option to either one, put my cartoon in film festivals where you gotta pay this guy 75 bucks to show your film to six people. Or I could upload it to YouTube and show it to everybody for free. So I did that.


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[Assistant] In your honor is my favorite True Fighter song recently. Okay. God, that's impossible for me to answer. I like too much.


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[Assistant] I guess if I had to choose, like, okay, you can only listen to one band for the rest of your life, I might go with Tom Petty.


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[Assistant] Tom Petty. Nah, probably good with Tom Petty. Sounds good to me. We're Metallica.


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[Assistant] Hey folks, welcome to NeepsCast. Hey, hey everybody. So why does YouTube say that we're not a gaming channel? Like, what the hell happened there?


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[Assistant] I made some. Yeah, I made a song. That's right. You made some. With my best friend. That's right.


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[Assistant] I've always, I'm gonna say, I've always been the one that's been like, I bet you this is a problem. I bet you.


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[Assistant] No, it's crazy, but we did once assigned to it, diligently, got answers reasonably quick.


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[Assistant] I still, I know that I know how many people are on YouTube. I know how many people, you know, have even a million subscribers, but you would think that, you know, when it comes down to customer service.


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[Assistant] And the money that they bring in and what they do, like I can talk to a human about something with Amazon.


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[Assistant] Almost immediately. Yea, they're pretty good about that actually. Alright, and I can get on the phone with them talking to an actual voice to voice and not just this texting back and forth or whatever bullshit. Yea. Within, within ten minutes. You just call them to check.


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[Assistant] Alright, so YouTube, there's got to be some point of like, alright, you've been doing business for this long, this is what you maintain when it comes down to this, something to get you to a point where you fucking talk to people, right? YouTube Prime.


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[Assistant] I mean that's massive. That's such a big problem. And I hope that, I mean you'd think it would make a big difference in views once it is changed.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And that's messed up. So there is a concern of, I thought there was a little bit more of a concern.


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[Assistant] I don't know. We're worried about it. Yeah, I mean, what if it takes away half our subscribers? Because for some reason, it just does. I mean, how the hell do we even know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but the problem, well that's a really, that's a, that, that turns into then a big problem. Maybe. We should be marketing this in a really big scary way. Like are we going, are we going down?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, maybe not, but like YouTube might have a vendetta against us.


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[Assistant] You know, your truck looks so good in the very beginning of, uh, of our pilot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the pants that were so big all the way down the entire leg, you only saw these certain type of people wearing them in like, I don't know, was it the 90s?


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[Assistant] Yeah, because those are the type, yes, those are the type ones.


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[Assistant] Yes. There's a lot of people. It was a fashion thing, man. I've been all over the world. I've never seen


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[Assistant] Yeah, but there's a certain type, only a certain type of people got into this fad. And you know, I've been into some weird fads. So, you know, I guess I'm not judging, but I am. Cause I stayed away from this and I think this is the dumbest thing that anyone can wear.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't think it is. I know what your worst is. I've seen video of it.


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[Assistant] Oh, the dad's giving his son a perm like he used to get when he was a child. Back in the seventies, you know.


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[Assistant] I thought you were gonna say the butt cut that you- Oh man, I've had some dumb- Listen, I had a-


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[Assistant] Remember Ed Grimley? I do. Who's the actor? Uh, Tim, uh, something short. Martin Short. Martin Short.


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[Assistant] Alright, alright, we'll figure it out. I was about to weld out now, everyone, you almost got them.


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[Assistant] I know, I'm not talking about being the person you can do the trick with. Can I be somebody in the background just kind of... I tell you what.


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[Assistant] Once on a subscription I didn't even know I had anymore. One that started off free and then cost over a hundred bucks a year when you forget about the subscription. And another that I was being double charged for, for who knows how long.


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[Assistant] I couldn't believe it, and that's why Rocket Money is here for everyone. But Simon, can you better sum up who and what Rocket Money can do for me? Of course I can.


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[Assistant] It is silly and abstract is not here. It's always funny how we forget to say that. Go on.


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[Assistant] Which makes me think of what I was gonna say before about the hair, silly things. Were you wrapped up on that?


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[Assistant] Swing back, we'll check. Nobody would know that. Nobody. Swing back, we'll check.


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[Assistant] Thanks for listening. Uhm, for a minute there, in like the early 90s or mid 90s, I just put a lot of shit in my hair that just made me look like a greasy, like, you know, like I haven't always liked having the wet look hair. It's so hard to picture.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I had like picture, I would get, I had the same very similar hair to, uh, what's his name? Fucking the guy from.


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[Assistant] Bush, the band Bush. Oh, Gavin Ross Gale. All one length fucking just like kinda like down to whatever. Which, I was always jealous of that. Like my hair looked good when I had hair. It did. But then I greased it up and...


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[Assistant] That was cool. I used to wear my mom's jeans and that was sad and embarrassing. Did they cover your belly button? Nobody knew, but I would be embarrassed because I had to do it, but like I would wear mom jeans because they looked cool, baggy on me and I had no clothes when I was a kid. Okay.


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[Assistant] So sad. I had this. I had to sneak out of the house while wearing my mom's pants. If she knew I wore them, she would have been so pissed. You have an older brother? I did. He was too big.


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[Assistant] OP was the shit. OP still looks cool to me, but I'm an old fogey. They're still around.


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[Assistant] Right, oh yeaah. Same here. Salt life.


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely, I mean, you know, I mean, when there's a storm just like they are here.


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[Assistant] You know, when there's a storm, there's at least, you know, you'd hope there's at least probably a dozen times a year where the, where the waves are gonna get like six foot. And then you go out there and you futz around on four foot days, three foot days. You just go and have fun. Sometimes you'll get eight, ten feet during a big storm. Have you guys been out to the ocean this year yet?


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[Assistant] That would be great. I know, like, that kind of thing, that's like a, that's a feature length documentary about a person.


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[Assistant] If they're really running, you can just talk to them for a weekend and you could probably get two hours of stuff to keep. Footage wise.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's probably- see that's so fucking cool that somebody just came up with that idea and going like, yeah, cause nobody else is doing it.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, you could do similar stuff to like, and there probably are, to like Coca-Cola, or like, people are crazy about collecting Coca-Cola shit. Uh, but like, you know, a million other things, John Deere stuff, or you know, whatever it is, and do probably very similar things.


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[Assistant] And easy, yea sure, no, oh yea yea yea, I was just thinking of like little decals or you know, whatever the toys, cause they make that shit. But uh, but yea, plus they're all stamped and nice to have. Quite a few. Way back, you know, like they have dates on them and stuff.


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[Assistant] I'll, I'll hold onto that for 40 years. And see what happens. And I'll probably sell for 6 bucks, but it's great. You know, you never know.


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[Assistant] Gotcha, so alright, so that's interesting. I'll check that out. But yeah, like I was talking about your, uh, your DJ friend, Daymo.


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[Assistant] You know, I, I, I look at him just cause he's such a, he just seems like a really interesting character. Yeah, he's a good dude. Somebody just follows.


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[Assistant] So do you like, uh, you might not have seen it. You know, Eugene Levy's got a travel show on Apple. I, I watched a little bit of it. I love him. I love him too. And that's why I don't like, I don't.


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[Assistant] She was 95 years old. I had no fucking clue. She's still driving herself around. She... She shouldn't be. I tell ya.


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[Assistant] She is still teaching kids. She looked like she, and I, and I had a good fucking three minute conversation with her, just like, just kind of amazed her, like, what are you, you said you're how old? Holy shit, she looked like she maybe was 70 and she still looked good for it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, black don't crack. She was black.


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[Assistant] And she had one little thing on her hand. She was wearing, wearing something on her hand. She's like, I got a little neuropathy, but that's it. It's like, um, you know, I said, man, good for you. I'm like,


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[Assistant] But I told her this, I even said, I said, you know, cause my mom just recently, she stopped driving and it's a thing, you know, and I drive her everywhere. Almost everywhere.


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[Assistant] I had my dog, she was all, I had Poppy with me, so she was all loving on Poppy. Alright. So that's what made her.


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[Assistant] I did, cause I don't leave her in the car cause she just fucking freaks out. And it was like, I was just doing a quick little thing. So I hold her. I hold her.


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[Assistant] It's not cause I- It's not cause I want to man.


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[Assistant] You carry it in your arms. No, no, but I do, I just give you ammunition. I do, uh, I do have a fucking, I know, I'm giving you ammunition. Thank you.


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[Assistant] I gotta fucking, when I go into Walmart often times, if I have her...


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[Assistant] As if where you would put a child. Yep. She sits in that fucking cart while I go around and I get my shit. Man, I love this. And she just sits there and she doesn't fucking do anything. She doesn't bark. She doesn't say a word. She just chills out. And I go, okay, cause sometimes I have my dog.


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[Assistant] If I leave her with certain people she's fine, but I can't leave her by herself in a house. That's all I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Okay, got it. I enjoyed watching you guys play that. I kinda would like to play it. It's a great co-op game.


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[Assistant] It seems like something I could wrap my head around and it's fun to choose where you put your weapons.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I never played any of those before, so it's nice that I, yeah, that you have people down there doing it. For sure. That changes everything.


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[Assistant] I played like, I played Alpha 21 yesterday for a few hours just because I wanted a...


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[Assistant] Get in there and just see what it's like to be by myself. Yep. It was a lot of fun and I recorded something. Okay. That it's at least, it's just seven days die alpha 21 practice. Oh.


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[Assistant] Yep. Yeah, like the first video is I made pants.


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[Assistant] No, I'm just happy to be in there and spending like, my first day is like 40 minutes of just a 40 minute recording. I did like three or four different worlds.


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[Assistant] Until, uh, I was having technical issues and this or that, I just kept on going in with the same goal of like, yeah, just make it to the, make it through the first night. There you go. And then, and leave the recording. So I would break mine down into individual videos. Gotcha. It wouldn't be the whole thing. That's how I, that's at least how I'm thinking about doing it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And it's also like, I probably do like, more so like, I'm not gonna just give it to Sherry, I'm gonna take this 45 minute whatever thing, or I think it's an hour. I'm gonna take that hour and I'm gonna watch it.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna watch it and I'm gonna go, okay, I might even toss it a little fucking music. Just a little sprinkle of something.


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[Assistant] I wish I would have had a transition or two. Cause he's like, oh, okay, while I'm doing it, be like, oh, here's the transition, like a time lapse. I take smoke breaks. I just set up something.


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[Assistant] I get it, it's the dumpster. But I still have a, I've recorded like 10 things in the dumpster that never had any payoff that I was just like, this is not a video. Not to me that way.


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[Assistant] Some people are looking for a nap, something to sleep to.


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[Assistant] But I had, I had fun. It's fun, I fucking love that game.


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[Assistant] Like really, if I'm, you know, I, Anthony said it several times, like, I just play what you like, just play what you like. I'm like, honestly, the only two games I really like to play are golf with your friends and, and you probably only half the maps out there.


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[Assistant] And did a very super easy, like, at least there's a tiny bit of editing, if need be.


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[Assistant] You know what? You're into it even better. I think that that should be something then that I end up taking. We could put it on the dumpster for sure, right? Because it's not good enough to go on the regular channel, is it? I don't know. It's already been done.


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[Assistant] It's already been done. On the regular channel, but with two people and people have asked for us to do it for a while.


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[Assistant] We've been all the way to your wall. We've touched the walls of your castle.


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[Assistant] We do record it in this, we're all in the same office, but we have a separate room for Dora and Simon. Their door's shut, they got a towel rolled up and stuffed under the bottom. We have a fan on in the bathroom to try to give some white noise. Just so we can't hear each other. And then you guys come out and go to the bathroom.


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[Assistant] We do have new carpet though. Somewhat new.


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[Assistant] I do love that. What is that? Yeah, we've been killed by some pretty dumb stuff already. Yeah. Cold being one of them. Just freezing to death.


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[Assistant] I tell you what helps, what helps me whenever like, when I know you guys are doing something, I kind of know Ada's covering you guys. And if I think that I might hear you, I just stick my earbuds in. Even if there's no sound coming through them, they kind of block my ear.


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[Assistant] So that's why you don't talk to us when we talk to you. Exactly. That and I hate you.


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[Assistant] It was our first event back from, you know, like I think a two year break from COVID. So, uh, eh, you know, to be starting back up, it was still a good turnout, but yeah, not as big as before.


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[Assistant] But we had more free time to explore Austin. We saw the bats. We saw a big park. We had some barbecue.


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[Assistant] So we went to the same bar that was the Luster Pearl. Uh huh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, rainy street, two nights in a row, uh, it was great, everyone just a big outdoor area, uh, just hanging out, drinking, having a good time.


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[Assistant] So, I don't know, how long did we hang out? For like five, six hours? It was a while. At these bars. And uh, so they're pushing us out, night two, we're closing the place down, like, people gotta go, so they're pushing all of us out into the street. And I think I was talking to Sarah Hammer, and uh, he's like, hey Nibs, your fly's down.


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[Assistant] And I'm thinking back. It's like the end of Sixth Sense. I'm like, wait.


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[Assistant] When's the last time I went to the bathroom? And it was before I even got to the bar. It was like at the hotel.


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[Assistant] And then I'm like, man, I got a really good bladder. But then I'm just like, man, I'm pretty good at checking my fly usually, you know? So what I've discovered since then is I got like a little, uh, I don't know, it like slowly over time goes down.


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[Assistant] I'm probably just gonna get another pair just like it. Cause they're online, but I might do the bread tie.


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[Assistant] Sorry. You raised that part. Could happen to anyone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, give it. Check our wish list. If we're gonna give stuff away, it's probably gonna be done through one of our social platforms. It'll be more official than just a comment.


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[Assistant] So that's what happened. And the little things that squeezed the camera and hold it were holding the buttons.


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[Assistant] Last podcast, did I not say yeaah, I don't think it was Simon's fault. I feel like I said that.


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[Assistant] I'm going to the wilderness. Wilderness, all I need is flip flops.


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[Assistant] And my jeans with the zipper and the zi- and the bread tie.


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[Assistant] What he meant to do was to get you launched into the server and he hit stop server. And what did that mean? That mean meant that it didn't come back on for hours. So we missed a recording that night.


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[Assistant] Did it? Cause one night we just cancelled the recording. Because it's like, it's gotten too late and there's no way, we're all out of energy now.


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[Assistant] Cause the server, the server restarts every, uh, Tuesday night at 10 or every night at 10. Something like that.


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[Assistant] Every small victory is, you know, like you, you go from a fiber shirt to a hide one and you're like,


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[Assistant] If it was you and Thicke, you would have crumbled from the inside already.


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[Assistant] You could, uh, you can build cages and put people in cages and, and then put all their stuff in a bag just out of reach. And they can watch it count down.


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[Assistant] So Simon, I'm looking at this, uh, mobile phone.


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[Assistant] I mean, this is your old phone, right? Oh yeah, it's a phone that I'm surprised I still had. And this phone is probably about five years newer than my phone. Yes, sir. This is incredible.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're gonna kick me off. They're getting rid of 2G. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no I did, I did go to the cell place the other day and just kind of inquire. So, I'm already doing some ground work.


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[Assistant] Alright, here's a text from someone. It's a question.


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[Assistant] When you guys play Ark again, you guys should resurrect Cooter for Thicc and for your fans. Resurrect Cooter.


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[Assistant] What was the cooter knockoff you had? Oh, I forget. It rhymed with cooter. Yeaah, right?


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[Assistant] Alright, let me read this one. Hey guys, long time fan, my name is Russ and I have an idea for your future arc videos if you do them. Maybe Simon could use the Quetzal to carry and drop groups of raptors and other similar sized predators on the group after him. Take care and look forward to your future great work. Oh, and P.S. Besto. Oh wait, there's more. Is that more?


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[Assistant] Oh, best of luck thick. I couldn't see the last little part. Oh, thank you. You guys are on the edge of your seat. I know.


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[Assistant] That's right. Hey, this text has pictures, two pictures. Uh, says my dogs poop at the same time all the time. Thought you'd be interested in this, uh, anomaly. Love you guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you see one dog, one dog sees the other dog, Duke, and he's like, oh, he's just reminded, isn't he? He's like, oh yeah, that's right.


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[Assistant] I was trying to figure out how to send those pooping dogs to Simon. It's just not working. Oh, you can't just, you can't just forward it? I tried, I tried that. I can't. That's the last 20 minutes. I thought it sent and it's not coming through, so.


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[Assistant] I wonder if he recognizes that when he's on stage, like, yep, this is- When they're in the moment. Yeah, you're just like, cause sometimes you know when you've had a few months to drink, you know, you're like-


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[Assistant] Yeah. This is probably not coming out like I want it to.


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[Assistant] This is late for me to be asking this, but are we talking about Prince?


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[Assistant] So I need to start setting the stream up. You guys wanna chat while I go do that? We stream on Thursday nights and uh, it's been a weird day.


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[Assistant] I can't believe you guys didn't see it. Well, I had my hood off. Right. And well, the thing is... Apparently Simon didn't and it popped up right on his screen.


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[Assistant] Uhm, here and there. So yeaah, the thumbnails are basically what we see. That's how you know what's going on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's kind of the reveal, and this one was very telling, and it was, like I said, our theory. I assume they were using their little whore-ish bat clan. Oh yeah, I love those bats. Uh, to lure our poor dinos off the edge. Ugh.


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[Assistant] After that one, I didn't carry that the week, you know, and then we recorded another one and we were both kind of in the like, you know, fuck it.


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[Assistant] Looks out great, and we were getting a bunch of shit. Oh my god, all their stuff's unpassable. Now you fuckers see what it's like when they're not. So I don't want to hear it.


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[Assistant] You know, yeaah. It's just sad. You know, when you have things, you, it just deteriorates your, your mind. And we have too much stuff.


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[Assistant] No, not necessarily. No, that was, it was, it's been fun and it still is fine. But, uh, I don't know how else. I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Establish relationships and enemies.


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[Assistant] We've had some good times and some accomplishments have happened though, I mean, you know.


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[Assistant] So how the hell would you ever know?


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[Assistant] So here's the answer. The stupid notes and crap like that around the game, the maps.


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[Assistant] What if they, some of them were like, this is how you tame a this. Like now you've got something valuable from the note.


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[Assistant] Yeah, those bats have been a game changer for us. Haha, yeah. Holy shit. If you didn't have those, I mean, I wonder what other angle you would have taken. I'm sure you'd have found something, but yeah, the bats seem to have been a really good blessing.


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[Assistant] And it's hard, it's brutal too, right? It can get a little overwhelming. Certain brains are gonna latch on and be a lot better and quicker to respond.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, like, I get so flustered, everything, my hands start shaking and shit, if we're in like a... Yeaah, I don't know, my brain's pretty dumb too, Simon.


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[Assistant] Arc, you have to keep yourself motivated enough, or like, moving forward enough to keep. Yea, you're right. Seven days, that looming threat is always there.


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[Assistant] Super chill on my, yeah, we were just with friends like every situ- there was like a white elephant thing and last night


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[Assistant] We had like a potluck kind of thing and the spread was just insane. It was down, you know, it was...


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[Assistant] Down in this pool room where my girl lives. It was just so much fucking food. Just chill though.


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[Assistant] I mean. What'd you bring? I brought, let's see, there was that, I went to Spencer. Spencer Gifts? Yeah, I was like, that's a good. Was there a price limit? I think it was 15 or 20.


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[Assistant] And I remember walking into Spencer Gibson, there was this employee, and I remember asking him, it was like, you know.


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[Assistant] How many people are here for white elephant kips? He was like, oh my god, you have no idea. So I got like this, uh, this tin tray.


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[Assistant] That had like a stoned panda on it, on his back, smoking a joint. Little pot lid, like so cliche, but.


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[Assistant] And the ears are the handles on each side of the mug. Oh, fun. I was like, someone's gonna love that. Meh. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And then I threw in a, uh, Neib's gaming socks, a pair of Neib's gaming socks, and a, uh, FIFA, unopened FIFA 2019.


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[Assistant] I stole, yeaah, there was uhm, not for the sell store, I ended up with that because I didn't have a really good number, so it was stolen from me, what I stole. And it was like this uhm, stupid uhm,


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[Assistant] Bluetooth speaker that had like a disco ball on it and shit like that. Okay. It was pretty dumb.


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[Assistant] And I took that from someone and got it stolen immediately from me.


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[Assistant] I'll bet some of those belly rubs are like, was that a belly rub?


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[Assistant] You could tell that it was like, like, as far as I remember, like, printed on worse quality papers. Uhm, the black and white cover. Worse, worse cameras used in the photo sessions.


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[Assistant] It is. Leave the dogs alone, people. Alright, we're moving on from that. Random watch, but it was an interesting watch yesterday to go here, but uh, not a good Christmas.


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[Assistant] And, uh, there were a bunch of people on that island when that, when it erupted, like,


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[Assistant] Their contingency plan didn't seem to be in place like you'd want it to be. Right, I wouldn't want a helicopter evac just in case. Well, the, like the helicopter that was on the island, like the blades pretty much melted. Oh god, okay. So.


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[Assistant] The heat bef- like, without lava coming out, like, the heat was, uhm...


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[Assistant] Just insane, like 200 degrees roughly, like uh. Well that kills everybody.


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[Assistant] Well, it depends on your proximity and that. That was pretty crazy. But yeaah, there was a, we both like, caught ourselves tearing up at times, you know what I mean? Like, this is Merry Christmas.


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[Assistant] Yeah, don't watch it on Christmas, y'all. Uh, upon your recommendation, Dora, I watched Pinocchio.


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[Assistant] I feel like if they would have done that movie with the, trying to make it look exactly like they did the clay, they could have made it look exactly like that in animation. Oh for sure.


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[Assistant] I'm extra impressed now that that was actual claymation.


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[Assistant] The motorcycle's nothing in that gag. It's like, absolutely nothing. It's all about like, are you a base jumper? Yeah. Right. Because, yeah, he's letting go of it. But man, like watching, like, perfect form.


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[Assistant] You know, the position he's in, just as he's going down, pretty cool. Throw it all together and it's extra impressive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that was claymation, I believe, too. Yeah, I can see it. Uh, the whole, the whole next Mission Impossible is entirely claymation. I'd watch the fuck out of that. And it's a part one, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, this next Mission Impossible is a part one of two, I think.


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[Assistant] That's a guess. Did they not even, cause I never watched, uh, I knew that it was flying or what, I knew he was anyway, did they not have, there wasn't like,


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[Assistant] I love that shit, that immersion is pretty dope. No yea, you can't knock the production quality.


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[Assistant] Pretty weird Sigourney Weaver voiced the young. That was weird in the trailer. Why did you do that?


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[Assistant] Kids don't automatically sound like their parents like in that way. No! It's silly.


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[Assistant] That was fun though. It was nice to watch. It kind of brought me back to uhm...


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[Assistant] I'll remember him, and then the girl that he banged. Right. Tell you what, humans come in and fuck it all up. They did that in the first one. They do it in a lot of them. They're gonna do it again.


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[Assistant] Completely forgotten because they're a technological race now. They're all garbage and online.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for sure. And that one thing. Like, I love- Crab robot? Yep. Yep. Crab robot. That was my favorite thing to see too. It's the best thing in the movie. Agreed.


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[Assistant] So it's essentially like, because of the success of the first What We Do in the Shadows, that's kind of like, what's spring, sprung boredom? Springboarded'em?


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[Assistant] And how fun must it have been for Jermaine, from Flight of the Concords, being a good buddy with Taike, to watch his career blow up and you're like, shit, yeaah, this is good for me. Cause you know you're going on that ride with him to a degree.


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[Assistant] Not that they weren't doing bad or anything, but seeing your best friend or whatever. Just go off into Marvel land and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yep. Uh, does anyone have any particular New Year's plans? Oh yeah, I'm going to Tampa.


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[Assistant] The Prosthetic Tale is a true story? Yes. Is that dolphin down there? Uh, it was. It's probably dead. It's dead, it's dead, yeaah.


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[Assistant] It might be dead. No, it is dead. They should at least take another dolphin, chop off the tail, put on a prosthetic, so we've got one of those down there still, right?


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[Assistant] It's always fun. We ever see the attachments that they'll use to remove an arm.


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[Assistant] There's nothing around you that's gotta be just super weird. I don't know if I ever shared this. I mean on a podcast, but when I was uhm, second, did some second unit booming of Iron Man 3.


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[Assistant] Can I ever tell you guys a story? Can I ever share the, where I took an edible on one of the days and it was green screen soundstage, it was like all of stage 8 or whatever? Uh-uh, I don't think so.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, yeaah. So me and my buddy who the sound mixer that I always worked with, um, Buddy Skog were doing, um, some second unit days on Iron Man 3 that was shot, uh, mostly here in, in Wilmington.


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[Assistant] And, uh, at Screen Gems, they had, you know, use of several of the sound stages, and one of them they had fully green screened, all the...


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[Assistant] Like everything around, it was the part of the ship out in the water that, so they like recreated the, I don't know, where they, there was a fight on this ship and they had that portion of the ship recreated in the soundstage.


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[Assistant] All that stuff out on that ship. So usually, generally second unit days is usually like stunts and pick up shots and stuff like that, like incidental shots.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you're not usually getting a lot of dialogue from actors and stuff like that. Yeah. So usually you're there for reference audio. So as a boom operator, you're just kind of like putting the mic up in the air so they can line up.


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[Assistant] The effects, noises that they'll add in with what you're seeing.


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[Assistant] Man, cause usually when we'd work like Hallmark movies and stuff, pretty cheesy shit and we're like, yeah, let's go get high at lunch. You know, we'd go smoke a little or whatever. And I was like, ooh, my buddy just gave me some, uh, some caramels that he got or brought from Denver. And I was like, yeah.


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[Assistant] And I didn't know how much I didn't like edibles yet. You know? And I had a few of them and I was like, should we each take one? And he was like, no.


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[Assistant] It's like, let's just split one. I was like, alright, we'll split one. So, go to my car. It's just before lunch, I think.


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[Assistant] And uhm, bring back this caramel, we split it, start chewing it.


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[Assistant] It was delicious, whatever. It tasted kind of like, just like weed, really. Uhm, and I remember walking by a production assistant, and they were like, oh, I smell that.


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[Assistant] And I was like, shit, just off of our breath, just like skunk weed out of our mouth and he was really quick on his toes. He was like, yeah. Oh yeah. He had some in his bag. He's bringing it back to his car now. So I acted like I was bringing my bag that had weed in it. Didn't went by craft service, grabbed a bunch of gum. Nothing hit us yet. Right up back about an hour later, when it hit me, I was like,


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[Assistant] The thing with the edibles, man, they take a minute. Oh my god, and it hit me so hard. And he was just like, buddy, he's back at his little mixing, you know, cart. Yeah, he gets to sit down and relax. He uses all smiles and shit. And I remember we have like a two way we can talk to each other, no one else can hear it.


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[Assistant] Wherever I am with the boom mic, I can like talk into it and he can.


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[Assistant] Uh, talk back to me and I was like, dude, I think I need to go home. He's like, you don't have to go home, you're fine. I was like, man, I...


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[Assistant] And I got, there was a point where I couldn't find my way back to the sound card. The green screen, all the green was really fucking with my head. Like it was just everyone knows that whole thing and it was a nightmare. So I'm like working on the


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[Assistant] Probably at that time the biggest film in the world at the moment and I'm just blazed.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know, this is it. Oh yea, there was a whole situation, these like big stacks, these like smoke stacks on the top of the ship. I remember getting up there, they were getting ready to do this big wide shot, and I was like, are they doing some dialogue in this shot? Because usually in a wide they're not gonna, whatever. But uhm, I was like,


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[Assistant] I'm gonna run up there, I'm gonna plant a mic on the back of this big smokestack, just so better reference audio toward the, you know. So I'm up there, running up there, running, grab this one mic, and I'm placing it, and then I hear like, you know, rolling, and I'm like, shhh.


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[Assistant] It's a different delivery, you know? Yup. Hits me different.


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[Assistant] They do. They probably got a library that they just regurgitate between their films too, right? Yea, probably.


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[Assistant] So AIDA's probably really had to like stack up a bunch of derpy songs for ARK in this one.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. Well, you did see the dual purpose of the vacation home, right? And the location.


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[Assistant] We thought you maybe wanted more time. Yea, because we always felt bad when we mess up your growth and then we gave you a break and boy that was a mistake. So we never really messed up your growth?


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[Assistant] Well that's good, but we didn't know that. I heard Absur was getting really, really grumpy on set. Oh yea, no I wasn't. Right? God. So, that's why we had to...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I dropped her off after movie night and she's like, I'm gonna go inside and relax. Three hours later I got a text from her saying, I'm getting home from the bar now, see you tomorrow, bye.


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[Assistant] Most of the stage was working. At that point, most. So, we left. It'll be fine. It should work.


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[Assistant] One thing I thought I noticed when on your screen is like guts and glory might have been open underneath.


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[Assistant] But then the audience would laugh, so I'm like, okay, they can hear you.


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[Assistant] See, I was confused through most of guts because I thought it was one side versus the other. So when they came together and started both helping you at the same time, I was confused. Cause I was like, wait, who's winning? Who's gonna win this?


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[Assistant] I'm glad you won Mount because we were ordering the show one night and we're like, oh, Simon, if he loses Mount, he's going to be pissed for the next one with guts and he's just going to get annoyed twice in a row. He was living on that high, wasn't he?


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[Assistant] How intense the horde's gonna be. People really liked it though. The switching angles I thought was fun. Anytime you would talk about something, you're like, oh look a puppy I switch. Hey buddy! You blow him away or something.


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[Assistant] That was fun when one person was struggling and you cut to the other person, like, how you doing over there, Neebs? Oh, nope, not going well. Oh, Priya!


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[Assistant] The last game is still on screen until we play the mystery thing. Yeaah. But you were so on it, Apsro, that you're like, alright, we're done with Guts, move on, seven days. I gotta switch games, yeaah. And I'm like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, just watching the show, engaging with it. Anytime those winds things would come up, he's, do do do do do, the lights would go off.


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[Assistant] We discussed beforehand maybe switching the tournament style to mount or a game like that where it's slower and more competitive and then doing speedrunners with everybody.


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[Assistant] And then because they were gone, I figured it'd be great if only three people just left. Here comes a thing. Man, you are hysterical. Thank you, Simon. That was great. Thank you. I know, I thought that was it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my table with my laptop had like 10 or 15 waters also. Is that where they were? Just a bunch of ice.


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[Assistant] Here's a question people might wanna know. Are we taking it outside of Wilmington? We have to.


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[Assistant] So not like another local, but another one somewhere else? Yes.


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[Assistant] Even if we can't get the light to work, like the lighting cues, the community was so positive with even rock paper scissors. I feel like if we just put on even the basics without the lighting, they'd still love it. They'd still be happy.


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[Assistant] We'll find it, we're doing it, we're taking it on the road. Yeah, road trip. Let's go! We need a bus.


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[Assistant] Like, three or four days before the show. What? Fucking luck. But it's still part of it.


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[Assistant] Let's do it. Let's go all in. Look, we gotta make money. Oh god. That's how, that's how shallow, I'm as deep as a jello shot. Let's make that money. God. Like, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, no. No, this shit returned. Most of the time it does, but...


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[Assistant] I did. Yeah, so I had a lot of symptoms. Uhm, hand.


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[Assistant] That numbness came back and then tingling in my leg. And the weird thing was, was like, I think the doctors at Duke aren't real doctors.


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[Assistant] I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I mean, what they want, like, with a clinical trial, they want their clinical trials to succeed.


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[Assistant] Do you guys remember we had brain, I had brain cancer and they're like, yeah, but maybe this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I requested, I was like, hey, let's get me in sooner. They're like, but really? And I'm like, yeah.


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[Assistant] So in hindsight, we should have, uh, we should have pulled out earlier. Um, but with, uh, this disease, glioblastoma, um, really it has to be individualized. It's, it's not just like, let's do a clinical trial.


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[Assistant] To see if it cures everybody because everyone's different, all these tumors are different, and the brain is so crazy that you don't know what to do with it. So.


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[Assistant] Individualized treatment is the way to go, it's just tough to treat. Uhm, I was thinking, because it's close to my skull, like the edge of my skull, right?


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[Assistant] So, hear me out. Okay, I'm ready. If we scoop.


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[Assistant] Like this part, I wonder what, like, what I'll lose. What you'd lose.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I would. We'll take a scoop. But honestly, I wouldn't sacrifice my dick.


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[Assistant] It's like, uh, radiation for kids. I mean, I, I shouldn't say that. It's like, radiation, you know.


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[Assistant] But no, uhm, it's a high dosage of localized radiation for five days, before I had it for like six weeks, and I didn't have any like side effects or stuff like that.


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[Assistant] That's right, yep, so we'll be doing Angels Among Us. Mhm. For Duke.


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[Assistant] We're walking to, uh, you know, bring awareness. Bring awareness.


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[Assistant] I think you can actually sign up at the event and I have t-shirts being made as we speak.


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[Assistant] Hey, they have, uh, they like grow vegetables there too, and like, really spicy peppers.


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[Assistant] I don't know if they're in season or anything. Great, great fact. Great. If there's no peppers there, I'm gonna look like a fool. Everyone's gonna be waiting.


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[Assistant] 50 Broncos, they're all white. But then Elon Musk comes in with Teslas to counterattack.


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[Assistant] I'll get tickets. I'll get tickets for everyone's birthday that I've missed for years.


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[Assistant] Good, huh? I thought it was great. I went in with low expectations, but it was like, it almost reminded me of the same sort of... She's great, by the way. Miss Congeniality type feel. I never saw that. That was a good movie. She's great. She's, she's one...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that's the other thing is that my hand's getting worse. And if this gamma knife doesn't work like quickly, I may have to like...


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[Assistant] Figure out something else. And one thing that we saw...


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[Assistant] Uhm, but I didn't see it available was a mouse on the floor that you control like the yaw and everything and the clicks with your feet.


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[Assistant] Hopefully that it doesn't come to that, but I may have to take time off or figure something out. I would love to figure something out or if somebody had a contraption out there that wasn't a bike that I had to like suck off and put my


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[Assistant] And I would like to look into that. If you guys in the comments know of anything, let me know.


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[Assistant] The thing that drives me insane is just sitting around, right? And it just gets my wheels turning. It's like, fuck this. So I enjoy being here. And the opposite end of that is not being able to play is like, fuck.


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[Assistant] Well, I remember, I think the first TwitchCon that I went to, somebody had a game there, it was this crazy lady, and it was like this fever dream game, but you controlled it with a vagina, like this controller that was a fuzzy vagina. Oh, I miss this game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they were featuring, like, this was when TwitchCon,


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[Assistant] Didn't really feature the streamers, like it was a lot of people that were developing games, and this game was like crazy.


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[Assistant] And, uh, yeaah, she was like, oh yeaah, you need to play this game. And I'm like, oh yeaah, I do. And then after a minute, I was like, I think I'm done.


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[Assistant] Then you'll be throwing up. That's right, you do the worst with VR. Warp speed!


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't imagine that I can grip a VR thing and control the buttons on it. That's the other thing. I have to control it with my anus.


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[Assistant] Well no, actually no, I do have a prostitute story. Uhm, probably in...


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[Assistant] 2003, I was at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas.


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[Assistant] There's prostitutes there. That's off the strip. What are they doing? That's insane. I know, right? But, I was in the casino, playing roulette, having a good time, had a lot of drinks, but I was by myself. I was there for a convention. I was working for this guy that did camping gear.


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[Assistant] And part of the convention was setting up a booth for camping gear. But, I was gambling later that night.


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[Assistant] Having a few drinks and this beautiful girl walks up to me and she's like, Hey, how's it going? Blah, blah, blah. Having a good conversation. I'm like, this girl's hitting on me. This is awesome. She's really pretty too. And she says,


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[Assistant] Hey, I have to ask you something. Are you a cop?


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[Assistant] And I was like, oh shit, you're a prostitute.


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[Assistant] Now this was like probably a 45 minute conversation before it got to, are you a cop? But I was so buzzed and pissed. I was like, do I look like I need to pay for sex?


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[Assistant] I was like, I should charge you. And then she threw a drink at me and I was escorted back to my room because there was a tussle.


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[Assistant] You were escorted? Yeah! She threw the drink, what'd you do? Yeah, well, I don't know. I probably... Probably dumped a couple of quarters on her head. Yeah, right? Okay. Now we had like, she's screaming at me, throwing stuff, and I'm like, you know, being loud.


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[Assistant] But no, like, but I remember being escorted back to my room.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this was pre-YouTube, uh, at least for me. But yeah, that's my prostitute story. Damn. Don't have one. Well, go out there and get one.


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[Assistant] What about, what about that, uh, restaurant that Duralius took y'all to for some fuck? Oh, I would go back there.


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[Assistant] We didn't even address that. I know. Like, how long have we been, we've been rolling?


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[Assistant] I would do that before jumping out of a plane. Really?


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[Assistant] Yes, things are going really well, it's in recovery now, more details to come later.


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[Assistant] Uh, you guys got mad at me or were giving me shit because I got off the phone pretty quick with them.


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[Assistant] Did you just rush him off and like, he said, well, I just called to say hello and he said it in a slurry voice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I said, yeah, yeah, okay man, we'll catch you later.


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[Assistant] And that actually just reminded me because I forgot I did a thick impression later on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I ducked down, I just stayed seated and I ducked down with my phone like a few feet away from the mic and I was just going, I was just giving the really quick, cause that's since he's had the speech issues come up.


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[Assistant] You know, he kinda thinks and gives a lot of one word.


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[Assistant] Answers, and he does them in this little tone and I, and I felt like I really.


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[Assistant] Yeah, even now. I love fix so much, at least right now. Right. That I could stay with it.


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[Assistant] Right. Well, he wanted pancakes as the bun.


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[Assistant] You know what would've been fun, like, I'd like to see protesters in front of that, you know, like, you know, protesting on the behalf of dogs, having to fucking schluck around all these people who need stuff, helping them.


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[Assistant] You're like, it would be fun to see protesters and their point of view on how that's bad for dogs. Even though everyone like, everyone loves that. At least my sick mind thinks that's funny.


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[Assistant] No, it's a beautiful dog, too. I saw pictures. A little lamb, right?


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[Assistant] It is. Drunks love to pet other people's dogs.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry I wasn't there, was he? Yeah. Nope. No, he wasn't there. I don't think so. Nope, he wasn't there. Start over. What do you mean? Get him, Simon. He wasn't there.


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[Assistant] He wasn't there, right? Nope. I didn't ask him for a beer because I didn't get him a beer. I bought two beers, one for you and one for him.


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[Assistant] You look trustworthy. But you weren't. You didn't even finish the story about me bringing back the wrong beer for him.


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[Assistant] The person who designed the Kraken logo for the particular- It's a tasty little liquor, too. It's pretty reasonably priced, if I remember correctly.


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[Assistant] I love that. Here comes the ice cream truck. Oh, fuck. Who wants a celery? What the fuck is this? You know what, man? You also gotta decorate the truck like an ice cream truck. All the pictures are just vegetables. Really fuck with those kids. That would be great. Look at the menu. What do you want? And they'll be like, what?


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[Assistant] Of course, all the parents know and enjoy it because all the parents deep down hate their kids and all the people who don't have kids deep down hate their kids.


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[Assistant] Uh, tune, so like, you know, and the Mr. Softy guy is pretty, I guess it's a northeastern thing maybe. Yeah. But, uh, he literally lived on my block, like the Mr. Softy fucking truck was


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[Assistant] On my block. So it was there all the time and that music was definitely burned into my brain. That's what Simon calls his pina.


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[Assistant] The face, it was like a swirly ice cream, and then the face was on the ice cream part of it. So it was like a character. That was Mr. Softy. He was made of ice cream.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, and the one in, uh, you must love the one in Carolina Beach, right by my shop, mygreenflower.com.


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[Assistant] And, uh, it's green and dark green. I just saw the numbers on the doors are four feet. They're painted on. Really? They're giant. There's like maybe 12 rooms in the whole hotel. All the, all the hotel doors are, you know, fading the exterior.


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