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[Assistant] He was number two on the most wanted list under bin Laden for years and years. And then he got bin Laden and then he was number one. Wow.


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[Assistant] He was a, they said he was a brutal, brutal guy though. Just really a vicious, vicious guy, so. You know, I don't know. He deserved it.


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[Assistant] Well, no, he did give up his enemies. Like there was, uh, uh, the Italians in the North end of Boston. I was just in Boston, North end of Boston. They were named the Angiolos. They were like a brothers and they, um, ran Boston for the Italian. So it was like a rival group and, uh, he informed on them.


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[Assistant] Right, he's not, I don't think he was telling on his own people, he was anybody who, competing or whatever. Yeaah. But uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the whole, but the rules are you're not supposed to, you're not supposed to talk to the government at all.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. That guy got prosecuted in real life. And he's doing, like, gear. He's doing life.


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[Assistant] Another one from, uh, in New York who did that is, uh, Gregory Scarpa. He was a stone cold gangster in the Colombo family.


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[Assistant] And it turns out like after he died that they, it came out that he was an informant for years and years and years and years and got a lot of people jammed up, but he was a killer, man.


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[Assistant] No one knew he was. And then, uh. And even his own people, like when it came out, like they were in disbelief that he was.


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[Assistant] I mean, he was in prison. He would, he, he got, he got put in prison.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he had a blood transfusion and uh, got it.


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[Assistant] But you know what it stemmed from? It stemmed from him, uh, they, they, they said this, that he would, uh, drink all the time, but he would cut it with whatever alcohol he was using, with water, and he would also take aspirins.


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[Assistant] Before, to prevent the hangover. So, but after years and years of taking aspirins, it kinda would eat into his stomach.


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[Assistant] So he had to go get like some kind of a stomach surgery and he needed a blunt wrench using because of that and then.


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[Assistant] I know him, but like I know who he is. He killed a hundred people. I think so. I know he killed, I know he killed. But he was like a serial killer that I think they


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[Assistant] They used him to kill, from what I understand, this is all from what I understand by the way, I just listen to the podcast or read the books, but I'm interested in it, and it's like, yeaah, they used him in certain instances to kill.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he doesn't care. But he was uhm, he would work for uhm,


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[Assistant] Uhm, this crew of guys, he did some jobs at least, I don't know exclusively if he worked for him, out of the, uhm, out of Brooklyn.


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[Assistant] And it was called the Gemini Lounge and these guys were, that's this book called The Murder Machine.


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[Assistant] So they would never get caught. But there was hundreds of murders. Wow. Yea, the Gemini Lounge.


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[Assistant] But they were like notorious killers.


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[Assistant] And they don't want to be at home, so they go with family, so they go and they have, uh,


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[Assistant] Different places around the city that they're basically hiding in.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and they pull mattresses in there so they could sleep.


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[Assistant] Right. They're safe houses basically, yeah. And they have to bring mattresses in there because guys all have to sleep. Hopefully a helix.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was the whole thing. It's uh, he, do you know a whole story about that?


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[Assistant] Well, the, the, uhm, Gotti's crew was supposedly involved in, uhm, heroin trafficking. Not him per se, but...


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[Assistant] And uh, but there's wiretaps of Paul asking, telling him, I want it, I want the tapes.


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[Assistant] It's over for them. They, they would have, they would have, the god, the gaudy crew would have gotten killed. They, they were in danger of getting killed. So they had to make the move at the time.


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[Assistant] You know, to be like, you know, us or him.


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[Assistant] If you're gonna, if we give up these tapes, yea, he was the boss.


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[Assistant] And then he didn't like him. But the underboss was his mentor. The underboss was a guy named Neal Delacroche who was a, uh,


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[Assistant] He was god, he's mentor and he was alive and he was saying, cause they wanted to kill Paul earlier and he was like, no, you don't do that. That's against the rules. You never kill a sitting boss, but then he died of brain cancer in 1985 and as soon as he died, then that crew mobilized and killed him. That's why they killed him like Christmas in 1985.


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[Assistant] He became the boss, but it was, it was uhm, against the commission. You can't become a boss that way. You can't become a boss by killing the boss. It's against the rules. So, so they, but they did it and they were like, just, we don't know what happened. You know, they didn't admit to it. They just go, we don't know what happened. And then the guy who took the under boss position,


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[Assistant] Like the chin, the guy in the bathrobe, he was from another family who was close to Castellano. He had the underboss killed.


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[Assistant] He was picking guys off in Gotti's crew, he's killing them as revenge for Gotti killing Castellana. And he was eventually going to kill Gotti.


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[Assistant] He was killing the guys around- Gotti was already boss then. So he's killing the guys around him. Slowly killing the guys around him. He killed like four or five guys around one of his closest confidants and then he was going to kill Gotti but he got arrested.


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[Assistant] I think there's a whole big thing in, uh, up front of Sparks Steakhouse in New York. They pull up.


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[Assistant] They go to get out of the car and five gunmen with Russian hats on, ambush them.


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[Assistant] He was going into the restaurant to eat. They usually wait for them to eat and then shoot them. But I mean, it did save him some money, I guess.


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[Assistant] Johnny Sausages is funny. Yeah. Uhm, Tommy Three Fingers. Yeah, Quack Quack.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's Frank Costello. He was like controlling one of the families, you know, he was a thug. And, uh, Genovese, actually the guy, uh, Vincent Gigante is the guy, is the trigger man back in the 50s. He walked into like a hotel lobby where the guy was coming out and shot him in the head, but he only grazed him.


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[Assistant] So he survived, and then they asked him to identify a shooter, he refused, and uhm, in court he couldn't identify, he said he didn't remember, and then he got off.


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[Assistant] That's really a crazy thing because that's the truth, like they were telling him to retire, telling him to retire because Frank Fitzsimmons is his predecessor.


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[Assistant] Hoffa had dealings with the mob, but he like kind of had a backbone and dealt with them, gave some stuff, took some stuff, whatever. But then when he went to prison, Frank Fitzsimmons, his predecessor stood up and he was just a complete lackey. The mob just did whatever they wanted. So the mob was like, oh, this guy's better.


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[Assistant] Just retire. You have a nice family. Just retire. And he said, no, I'm taking my union back. All right.


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[Assistant] And they just made him disappear. One of the most famous guys in America, they just made him disappear. I mean, that's pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] They were the guys in the grass, you know, they set it up. Those guys were masters of deception back then. They were really, I mean it was evil, but very...


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[Assistant] Smart the way they would do things. I mean to make Jimmy Hoffa just disappear is incredible. So if they could do that, they can like, I think they could eliminate a presence.


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[Assistant] I think maybe, I don't know, they had him, they had him there, but I don't think, I think the real guys were very serious guys in the bushes who shot at him. And they, they were very, uh, intent on killing him.


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[Assistant] They hated him, like they really, they have wiretaps of them talking about, they hated Kennedy with a passion.


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[Assistant] Not only did he not do what they wanted, he appointed his brother attorney general and his brother attacked them.


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[Assistant] You know, and rightfully so, they were like, everything he was saying was correct. But they, they were like, we get you into office, that's the way they felt. You, we got you into office and this is what you do to us. And you don't do that like back then to those kinds of guys, cause those kinds of guys like, will figure it out and take action.


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[Assistant] Those guys really, I mean, they're, granted they were, the system was woefully behind, there was no cameras, there was no legal wiretaps, it wasn't even a thing, there was no RICO statue, there was no witness protection, so nobody cooperated with the government. It was a death sentence.


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[Assistant] The government was going to get the mafia to kill Castro. Right, we're in talks with the mafia to kill Castro.


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[Assistant] Everything was just on the, on the low back then. No one talked. Everybody just...


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[Assistant] I mean, but there was none of this technology and they didn't have the legal means in order to put these guys in jail.


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[Assistant] I'm at Comic Mike V on all social media platforms. Please give me a follow if you haven't already at Comic Mike V. Uh, the special out this Friday, uhm, March 24th, 5pm. Nate Land on Nate's website.


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[Assistant] On YouTube. On YouTube. Yeaah. Not on the website, I'm sorry, on YouTube. Yeaah. And I will be in Madison, Wisconsin at Comedy on State this weekend, uhm, all weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and next weekend I will be in Tampa at SideSplitters.


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[Assistant] Alright. So, MikeVecchione.com for dates, thank you. Two great clubs, back to back. Yeah, that's great ones.


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[Assistant] Year and a half or two years ago, I guess, maybe, but we talked about him at the. Oh, right. The Macy's Thanksgiving parade. The COVID, he was wearing a COVID mask. That's right.


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[Assistant] Is McDonald's still, for a while they were doing the all day breakfast and I feel like that went away. It went away.


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[Assistant] I would have thought the breakfast all day would have lasted though. Seems like that would have been something people wanted.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I've had Jacks. If you had one bestie.


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[Assistant] What if you're like, they won't electrocute me till I finish my meal, so just keep ordering food.


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[Assistant] I think there have been times where guys have had their last meal and there's a last minute appeal that stops it.


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[Assistant] Nobody's going to be talking about all the people you killed, eat all this stuff. They're just going to be talking about- That would become the story. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Someone emailed by the way and asked for us three to be their partners.


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[Assistant] In the tournament? Yup. Y'all go do it? No. Oh. Why? I didn't even run it for these guys.


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[Assistant] I didn't even run it by these guys, but I'm like, eh, you don't want us out there.


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[Assistant] But Sean says with all the different streaming platforms, well, Naitland is the streaming platform.


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[Assistant] It's funny how we think Sean might be a woman, but Dee D'Angelo, we call it he. For sure.


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[Assistant] Our trash! Like the Saturn thing's gone out of our solar system. Saturn's way farther away.


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[Assistant] There's your question Nate, I don't know, I have to ask Aaron about posting it. Uhm, is there a way to...


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[Assistant] This bracket fight thing, which wasn't, which I wasn't familiar with until he sent us this. There's all kinds of categories. One of them stand up comedian. So I did it and, uh, it was, it got down to you versus Roy Scoville.


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[Assistant] But I mean, it would be legendary, it would be like you against Richard Pryor, and I'd be like Nate, and you know, Rory against, you know, the greatest comics all time.


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[Assistant] And the reason I chose Nashville is because your show at Bridgestone Arena this Saturday, we've had a lot of people email saying, we're coming to Nashville for the show. First time we've ever been to Nashville. Tell us what to do. Get out. Tell us what to see.


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[Assistant] We want to know, so I was thinking maybe I could put together a Nate Bargett, or Nate Land maybe, just a tourist attraction. This is a brochure.


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[Assistant] Alright, I like this. So maybe, you know, start at Donaldson Christian Academy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's right. That's right. That was last week.


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[Assistant] The Nate route, maybe a little bit of Satco?


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[Assistant] And for bonus points, if you can find where Nate scribbled his name on the wall with the pencil.


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[Assistant] I'll give you a little bit of a Nashville history lesson. Nashville was founded by two explorers, James Robertson and John Donaldson.


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[Assistant] Uh, well I'll re-re-repeat what I said. Nashville was founded by two explorers, James Robertson and John Donaldson.


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[Assistant] James Roberson, there's a parkway named after him. Right. Downtown Nashville and John Donaldson, the rundown community of Donaldson.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess Lebanon road kind of separates them, I feel like. Yeah. Yeah, it does. But both named after Andrew Jackson.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeaah. Or I guess the Hermitage is named after his home, the Hermitage. Old Hickory is what Andrew Jackson was called.


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[Assistant] I've never been, uh, Ruth just had some friends in town and they went to two tourist attractions in Nashville I've never been to. Uhm, Loveless Cafe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've been there. And the Bluebird Cafe. I've never been there.


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[Assistant] It's apparently a little bit like, I mean, it's always been an iconic thing, but kind of like the comedy seller got bigger when Louis show happened. After the show Nashville, I think the bluebird cafe like went to a new level of tourists.


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[Assistant] I bet it's great. I think you gotta get tickets early. Cause I think it sells out. So they sold out. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So they, they called it Fort Nashville and built a fort. Nashville village.


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[Assistant] Well, this Fort Nashboro was on the riverfront at First Avenue or First Avenue. There's still a replica of Fort Nashboro downtown on First Avenue.


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[Assistant] Now, they built a fort to protect themselves from wild animals and Native Americans.


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[Assistant] 1780? 1779. Oh, okay. Sorry, I don't know. Oh, let's get those off. Get it right.


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[Assistant] Apparently they were fans of him. They named it after him in his honor.


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[Assistant] They're becoming an official city. Oh, the post office and appeal box and all that.


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[Assistant] It looks like something Michael Scott would tell Pam to look into.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, if the government wants it, they can do imminent domain.


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[Assistant] You're right, the Pacific Ocean is so huge that there's probably a lot out there. If you zoom out from our Nashville.


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[Assistant] I don't disagree with you there. There's stuff out there we probably have no idea about.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but as far as the United States goes, I think all the land's been claimed. From Australia, I'll be honest, it doesn't look that far away.


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[Assistant] That's not to scale, that's not a globe, that's a flat map.


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[Assistant] Now I saw a guy recently on Joe Rogan who said that Antarctica wasn't discovered until, I don't know, the 1700s or something like that, but there's ancient maps hundreds and hundreds of years older that show it.


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[Assistant] And he thinks it's because it was a lost civilization that there used to be people there and then somehow they lost connection with the rest of the world and we just didn't even know they existed for hundreds of years.


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[Assistant] I think, I think Dusty's right. I think he flies to South America and then you take a ship until down to Antarctica.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but is it, it's freezing way below zero, right?


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[Assistant] I mean, we've talked about this on previous episodes. I think there has to be a landing strip somewhere for planes and there's just not a safe one there.


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[Assistant] I think there is a new theme park opening in Nashville.


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[Assistant] Is there? I believe so. I think it's like a children's based, uh, based around children's books. And I don't know where it is.


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[Assistant] I don't think they've broken ground, but I think this was announced right before COVID and I haven't heard anything since. Well, we can plan a trip.


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[Assistant] So alright, we'll see what happens. Let's see what they do. So Nashville.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Old. A lot of, a lot of businesses headquartered here. Bridgestone. Captain D's.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I met with the CEO, this was years ago, when I first started doing comedy, he wanted someone to help him write a funny speech.


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[Assistant] And I met with him a couple of times and it was the most money I'd ever gotten. So I was really into this and I put a lot of work into it. And the last time we met, he said,


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[Assistant] Just, what's some funny jokes you've heard that people laugh at from other comedians? And I'm like, well, I, that, you know, that wouldn't be authentic to whatever. He's like, I don't care. And he just wanted me to take the funniest jokes from whoever, you know, for him to tell him and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I remember there was one joke. I think I remember this. Yeah. I mean, it was a big deal to me at the time and it was, I wrote something like, um, uh,


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[Assistant] My grandma walks, I don't know, four miles a day or whatever and she's 98 now and we have no idea where she's at or something like that.


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[Assistant] You know, just like joke jokes like that. And I think he just told them.


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[Assistant] Uh, some other things, headquartered here, Hunt Brothers Pizza. Oh, Charlie's.


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[Assistant] You know what I wish was located here? The Ori. The Ori too.


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[Assistant] One thing you should probably check out in Nashville is hot chicken. Nashville is the hot chicken capital.


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[Assistant] So there's Hattie Beige, you already referenced. That's the tourist attraction. Uhm, that there's multiple locations now I feel like in Nashville.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I was going to get, get to. Princess was where it started. So the story is, I'd never heard this. Do you know how hot chicken started? You want to share it?


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[Assistant] That's very close. He started selling it.


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[Assistant] It was Thornton Prince. Oh, that's a way better story. He took it and started selling it. Thornton Prince, his girlfriend suspected him of fooling around with some women, so she put out a lot of extra seizing just to...


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[Assistant] Set him on fire, he loved it, and he started, uh, selling it. Wow. When was this?


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[Assistant] Uh, 1930s. Wow. Did he stay together with that woman, do you think?


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[Assistant] I don't know, but he opened Prince's Hot Chicken Shack. Uh, it was originally on Jefferson Street. Now I think it's moved to, uh,


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[Assistant] You've told that story about you and Hannibal going there, yeaah.


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[Assistant] You mentioned bachelorette parties in 2018 at New York Times called Nashville the hottest destination for bachelorette parties in the country. There's now apparently a CMT reality show called Bachelorette Weekend set in Nashville where they follow bachelorettes around. But you will see a lot in downtown Broadway.


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[Assistant] Take a photo, a touristy photo for social media. There's the I Believe in Nashville mural, which is in 12 South. There's the Angel Wings mural, also in 12 South.


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[Assistant] And then there's of course zanies. Gotta go take your picture in front of Nate. Or, on the, the dangerous side of zanies.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of people that have been on this podcast on that wall. Leann Morgan's right next to you. Yeah. Henry Cho's on that wall. Yeah. John Chris. John Chris, yeah.


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[Assistant] So in 1996, Bridgestone Arena was built. Has it always been called Bridgestone Arena? It has not. It's actually had four names. Okay. Oh wow. Can you name any of them? No.


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[Assistant] No. Maybe you tell me I'll... Well it originally did not have a sponsor, so it was just called the Nashville Arena. That's kind of boring.


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[Assistant] And the Predators got their name, I've probably mentioned this before, when they were digging downtown Nashville in like early 1970s, they found Sabretooth Tiger.


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[Assistant] Fang and some other bones. They didn't even know saber tooth tigers were in this part of the world. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So that's why they're called the Predators. So it was originally the Nashville Arena. Then it became the Gaylord Entertainment Center.


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[Assistant] And then it was Bridgestone Arena. And that stuck. Yea. And I might remember that Bridgestone's just been around for now. It's a while. Yea.


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[Assistant] And just, uh, last month, March 3rd, Morgan Wallin set the attendance record. 19,292 fans in attendance. Now it was a free concert, so I could have done that.


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[Assistant] Now I don't know Morgan Wallen's music. What is it about him that makes him so good? I couldn't tell ya. Oh, you don't like him?


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[Assistant] Excuse me. I like the game time app because they make it so easy to see the seat view right there in the app. It's very quick and simple to use. They're only...


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[Assistant] Well that, I mean I just Googled that and that's what came up, so that might not be up to date information.


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[Assistant] What is it? We're, we're the, uh, Athens of the South. Yeah, we're called Athens of the South because we have so many educational institutions here. So many colleges. And then during the, uh...


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[Assistant] The sculpture is called Athena Parthenos and it's the tallest indoor sculpture in the western hemisphere.


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[Assistant] Well, speaking of Bridgestone Arena and statues, they just put up one out there of Pecorini last week.


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[Assistant] Goalies, especially their equipment is so big, it makes his head look pfft.


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[Assistant] Cause his head looks small, but I mean that's what it looks like. Yeah, well I do too. I don't think anybody's complaining, but, or he's not at least, but.


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[Assistant] Well, while you're in town, if you're coming in, some people are coming in early, making a whole weekend of it, some other things to do. The two nights before Nate's show, uh, the Predators play at home.


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[Assistant] At Nashville Comedy Festival, this, your show kicks it off, basically, right? I think so, yea. Yea.


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[Assistant] I think it's Jason Banks, who I don't personally know. I don't know him either.


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[Assistant] If anybody gets bored and wants to leave, Luke combs playing Nissan stadium. Wow. The Aaron Weber look alike.


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[Assistant] Well, the next day after your show at Bridgestone Arena, new edition, I may come back. Oh, at Bridgestone? Yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Nashville is, uh, it's also known as the Buccle Belt, Buccle of the Bible Belt or the Protestant Vatican because we have so many churches, over 700 churches. A lot of religious headquarters are here, including United Methodist Church, Southern Baptist Convention, National Baptist Convention USA, National Association of Free World Baptists. We're also called Cashville.


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[Assistant] Uh, little, little Kurdistan because we have more Kurdish immigrants than any other city in the world. Kurdish? Yeah. What is that?


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[Assistant] Uhm, the Google cluster was invented here. Does anybody know the Google cluster?


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[Assistant] It's not a country, it's just like an area. I guess maybe they fled because it-


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[Assistant] We used to be a country and they all had to get out. Batman, isn't it? Saddam.


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[Assistant] What about Music Grow? You used to work with Music Grow? Is that a touristy spot?


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[Assistant] I read about RCA Studio B, I guess that's the most famous one maybe. And over half of all the top songs for two decades were recorded in that studio, Country Songs. And Elvis made a Christmas album there in July and he couldn't get in the Christmas mood. So they put up Christmas lights just to get him in the mood and they still hang there today.


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[Assistant] Right. I, most of my life I feel like if I go to Knoxville or Chattanooga or Memphis or whatever, they all seem about the same as Nashville as far as just the skyline. And now it's just night and day different.


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[Assistant] I was trying to think of some more Nate-land stuff we've talked about that they could go see for themselves and I can't really think of.


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[Assistant] Anything. If you can find the goalpost that Nate carried to the fraternity house.


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[Assistant] I wake up at like 7am every day. You do? Yeah. Were you like that before the kid?


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[Assistant] Not, not that early, but yeah, I mean with the kid, I mean my daughter now just wakes up and I'm the go-to guy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So maybe there was a different one, but I don't remember a lot of the clouds that I see today. There's like a, just a weird kind of cloud out there. Now it's chemtrails. Well, maybe I don't know what it is. You said it, not me, but I'm.


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[Assistant] I know the name, but I think it's from, uh, you'll know it.


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[Assistant] So the object is to get the ball in the hole. This is where Steph Curry got the hole in one? Yes. On this contest? Yep.


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[Assistant] That mean you do that two times in a row? A double buggy?


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[Assistant] Probably a lot of pesticides out there on the golf course though, probably not good for your feet.


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[Assistant] I would think you have, there has to be a winner, there's not really a game.


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[Assistant] What makes it, and I'm not even making a joke here, what, uh, makes it, you know, like a live show? I mean, I know you're doing it live, but like you wouldn't do like live monopoly.


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[Assistant] Like the movie Willow, when they find the old witch and she has, she gets the wand and she's like trying to do things and she keeps turning the guy into different animals.


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[Assistant] Be rusty, dusty out there. Rusty, dusty. Yeah, it was great. Uh, you know, it was a hot show. Hot shows. Very fun. I didn't do anything else. I napped.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in like two months, I was out of the house. I could just, I mean, I just napped the whole day. I mean, it's the best.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm a lot better now, you know, I only, like today, I only had one incident on the way here, so that felt pretty good.


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[Assistant] Well, a guy got in front of me and was going all slow and I flashed the lights at him and then I


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[Assistant] Uh, is it cause you fly? Why didn't you just go around him? Well, he got, you know, cause I got in another lane to try to go around him, but he was like going the same speed as those cars. So then I had to get over two lanes to go around the guy. And I was like, come on dude. I wasn't even mad. He couldn't handle it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I was fine with it. How often do you, do you think you honk every day? Yeah, every day that I'm in the car. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You do have to get out there. You can't wait for the opening. Make the opening.


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[Assistant] You would like New York. I do. I always like New York because I'm the one that's in the way. I'm like, this feels good. It feels good for other people to be like, move it along. And I'm like, I'm sorry. Cause I know how they feel.


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[Assistant] So then once I'm checked in, then I go sit back out in the car.


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[Assistant] Well, I would eventually go back into the store and do my job. Yeaah. But I could, you know, they want you to, they wanted you to be at the store a certain amount of time. Yeaah. But I could do the job much faster than that. Yeaah. So I would just, you know, I'd go smoke for a while, listen to the radio, go back in, do the job. Yeaah. You know, it's the best.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you have to call from the stores phone. People get fired if they get ca- if they call from their cell phone.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But you got a call from the store's phone. I had a real system worked up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But it's like, yeah, I mean, I, yeah, I used to do that all the time. My job, I did a great job. So I don't feel bad about it, but I was like...


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[Assistant] You know, I'd go get coffee and sit in the car and smoke. I mean, I felt terrible, but it was really a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] That's amazing too. 13 vehicles. I mean, I knew guys like this, but 13 is a lot. 13's a lot. I mean, that's, that's pretty impressive.


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[Assistant] What I want to know is does he have a driver's license to this day?


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[Assistant] You don't know that tire? No. Does it let you know that it's been... You never heard of a run flat tire? No. It seems like it still wouldn't help you if you like punctured it and you had a hundred miles, but you didn't know that, that it happened. You know? Just a hundred miles down the road when you find out. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's almost like if you're going that slow, from my perspective, then maybe it just seems like I'm going fast.


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[Assistant] You got like a whole like, you know, like a superhero movie where they have a real fast character. Everybody seems like they're going real slow. How do they give you the ticket from the airport?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah. I love the joke though. It's too bad for him.


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[Assistant] For this reason. Sometimes you want somebody to airdrop something to you that you don't want their phone number or them to have. Like send me that picture, not text it.


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[Assistant] I just don't know who's afraid of that. Like I saw a video the other day where a guy goes into like some business to rob the business and he's like, all right, everybody hands up, hands up. And like every, it's just like a bunch of older women and they're all just sitting around looking at the dude. I saw that, yeah. The dude ends up, he's like, eh, hands up.


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[Assistant] Feels like Hawaii wouldn't really be the place to rob a bank either, right? Like, I know, I'm sure the island's big, but you are on an island.


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[Assistant] I mean there's tattoos I wanted to get that I'm so happy I never got them.


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[Assistant] The ideas are so bad, I don't even want to tell people what they were, and I wanted to get it tattooed on my body.


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[Assistant] Just, you know, just wherever. The neck? No, I never thought about the neck. I always liked the idea of stomach tattoos. Oh jeez. I could see you having stomach tattoos.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so it would have been cool for me at the time. I mean, it would have paid off at the time.


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[Assistant] I thought that was a prompt for an ad read. I was getting ready. I was like, I don't think that's an ad. Tell us about HelloFresh. I don't think that. Okay. Hello folks to HelloFresh. With HelloFresh, you get farm fresh, pre-portioned ingredients and seasonal recipes delivered right to your doorstep.


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[Assistant] Skip trips to the grocery store and count on HelloFresh to make home cooking easy, fun, and affordable. That is why it's America's number one meal kit. When you need dinner fast, don't call for delivery. Think HelloFresh. Their fast and fresh recipes are ready in just 15 minutes or less.


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[Assistant] Plus HelloFresh is 25% cheaper than Takeout. And you don't have to tip people. Do not worry if that's not in the app.


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[Assistant] Do not worry if you're not a pro in the kitchen. Hello, freshers.


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[Assistant] Food-proof recipes arrive pre-portioned and easy to prepare in just a few steps. The HelloFresh app makes it so easy to change your delivery day, food preferences and plan size, or skip a week whenever you need.


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[Assistant] We love HelloFresh. Saving time is key and the recipes are not hard to follow and most of their meals are quick.


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[Assistant] So we can get dinner on the table in about 30 minutes.


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[Assistant] I think the numbers are all I got left sometimes with the Southern accent. I really can hit some Southern numbers.


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[Assistant] That's a big part of it. I don't want it to go away. It's a draw.


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[Assistant] I think we had a green Cavalier and it was not a cool car.


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[Assistant] I feel like, what was the, uh, auto trader? Oh, wheels. Yeah. I remember magazines like that.


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[Assistant] All right. Big time. Hot weekend. Thursday through Saturday at Zany's. That's a hot weekend.


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[Assistant] Yeah, where are you at? I'm- You're doing something. Yeah, I'll be off in, uh, Orlando, Florida at the Orlando Improvs. Oh yeah, okay.


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[Assistant] A guy at the airport in Albany bought me a little bear that says I live in New York. And he said, Hey bear. Oh, that's nice. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I get a lot of hay bears at my shows. Yeah, it's awesome. I got some people from Newfoundland came to see me in Albany. Oh, that's great. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, like, uhm, LG or, uh, you know, something like that. I like a good LG appliance. Same song.


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[Assistant] Well, let's ask this though. Is it, is it of all time or things they're creating today?


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a lot of stuff going on. Well, that's what I meant by all time, right? Like now everything breaks down, I feel like, but my dad's had his refrigerator my whole life, I think.


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[Assistant] I mean I do, but how hard are our lives that we're like, I can't.


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[Assistant] I put a hard boiled egg in a microwave years ago and it exploded the egg. It just, it just, I was watching the egg heat up and then it just


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[Assistant] Exploded. All over the place. Just, it didn't like blow up and like crack up. I mean it exploded all over the place. It gets very hot. Like what is that? Very quick. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's got like aluminum foil inside. I had no idea that was in there and I just put it in the bag and it caught on fire.


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[Assistant] Why would you not just put the cup on the plate? I guess you could.


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[Assistant] Why would even this even be a conversation? I think, I mean, I think it was an experience. I don't know why anyone would have done it first, but I think it was an experiment and the microwave was killing any nutrition that the water had. Uh oh, so that's what it's saying. So the plants were getting nothing.


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[Assistant] Hello to Sony. Well, you know that we've talked about this, I think, but.


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[Assistant] Learning this about salt has changed my mind on Dasani a little bit.


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[Assistant] Not entirely because I don't think they're putting mineral salt in there, but it's probably ocean water.


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[Assistant] Well, you have a lazy Susan on the fridge. In the fridge. Yeah. So that's a thing that, that spins around and you have that in the fridge. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] You eat it every week? Uh, in the summertime. Yeah. Yeah, I get into it.


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[Assistant] A good seeded watermelon. I'm not a big watermelon fan.


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[Assistant] It's like a Dungeons and Dragons sort of thing. You all win from participating.


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[Assistant] Was it? I mean, it probably was. I didn't know of it. I had one Chick-fil-A at the mall back then growing up. Oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, yeah. Yeah, not, yeah, I mean not when you were growing up. I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to make that joke, but.


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[Assistant] There's a recommended amount, I like to go one notch colder than the recommended amount.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I buy groceries on the road and I don't check the hotel fridge and it's turned to like max and all my fruits and veggies freeze up and all my lettuce is all hard.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was like, hey, I don't know how long I'll be here. To the tornado passes.


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[Assistant] Maybe don't put the hot pot next to your eggs or something. You know what I mean? Don't put em, don't butt em up. The hot pot? You know, if you put a hot pot, you know, if you cook a pot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like it's a, a specific thing. Yeah. Like a hot dish.


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[Assistant] I saw that on TikTok. Have you seen that? Have you tried it? I haven't tried it. I got too much stuff. I've never. I got it. I'm storing so much down there. What you got down there? Well, I just got, you know, pots and pans and whatnot. Nothing sketchy. Books. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And why are they not telling us these things?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like, I like cups on the top, but if I got some small bowls, I like to put them up there too, but uhm.


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[Assistant] And I, I'm sure she appreciates that. Yeah. She, I don't feel like she has a real technique with it. She's like, I'm doing it. So don't complain about it. And I don't, but if I'm messing around with it, I'm like, I gotta get some organization.


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[Assistant] When we bought our house, the dishwasher was broke and we were like, ah, it's just the two of us. We're fine. We don't need a dishwasher. And we like hand washed for like a year.


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[Assistant] And we were like into it. We didn't even really worry about it. And then we decided to get a dishwasher and we was like, what have we been doing? Why have we been doing this to ourselves? We acted like we were all high and mighty, like, oh, everybody uses a dishwasher. We act like everybody's lazy.


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[Assistant] And we're like, oh, this is the dumbest thing we ever did was wash dishes for a year. Yeah. Hand washing.


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[Assistant] Tell that to, uh, you know, people that don't have it. You can filter it though.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe it's kept from them, probably. Control.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta let it fill up. That's why I would just use a little cup, just rinse it out, put it back. I mean...


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[Assistant] I liked, I'd never thought of that. I liked this. I was today years old when I liked it. Today's the shit. Let it breathe.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna be at the Orlando Improv in Orlando, Florida. I've not been there in a long time, so it's gonna be very exciting.


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[Assistant] Run. I watched the documentary last night on NWO. Yeah. Dusty, you're a NWO fan, right? The wrestling. The wrestling. Yes. Not. Yeah, I should have been more fan of these.


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[Assistant] I think the first one, everybody was really on board, but the second one, they're like, alright, let's get Nate back.


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[Assistant] There was one thread that was, uh, really trash and dusty and there was nothing on TV that night and I sat down. There was about 200 comments. I'm like, this is going to be good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, if there's multiple criticisms saying the same thing, there might be something to it.


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[Assistant] Nah, people either want to feel superior, that's why it's funny, or they want to relate to you and yours is very relatable.


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[Assistant] If you do decide. Just hold it down. Never. Go with Harry's. You guys familiar with Harry's? Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Harry's has razors, shaving products, they're all, they got all the best things. You want to shave that beard? You want to shave that stupid hair on your stupid face?


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[Assistant] Go with Harry's guys. I'm probably the only one here who shaves regularly, looks like. You've got your own personal stylist, but, uh.


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[Assistant] Go with Harry's. I did the body wash today. They got body wash. I felt so much more confident. You got up early. I texted, uh, I texted, uh, everybody said, guys, this body wash makes me feel very confident. And Dusty said, there must've been some hardcore ingredients in there. Powerful stuff. Powerful stuff in there, but it did. They got body wash.


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[Assistant] Uh, they got shaving kit. I take it on the road with me now. It's a nice little, little starter kit for me. The Truman shave trial sets, $15 value for just $3 at harrys.com slash Nate. That's a great deal right there. Get your quality shave without the hassle with a $3 Harry trial set.


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[Assistant] Uh, they also have great self-care products like shaving cream, post-shave balm. How about that? Body wash, which I use, lotions and more. There's no reason not to try Harry's because they offer a no-risk trial. If you don't like it, it's on them. Harry's has the highest customer satisfaction in the shaving industry. Don't get overcharged for razors. Get Harry's.


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[Assistant] Get a $15 Truman Shave trial set for just $3 at Harrys.com slash Nate. That's Harrys.com slash Nate for a $3 trial set.


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[Assistant] Well, I wanted to ask you about Adam Sandler, but you mentioned it. So, you saw him this weekend. Saw him this weekend. I saw the picture with you and him. Kevin James. Kevin James, man. Yea, I think I sent you that pic. Have you ever met him before?


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[Assistant] Someone commented that Dusty is Bobby Boucher's mom because everything's the devil.


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[Assistant] Well I was at uh, Helium Comedy Club in Indianapolis this weekend. Great show, sold out Saturday night.


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[Assistant] All right. That's nice. I like that. All the people who messaged me that said, oh, we got BOGO tickets.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, uh, great shows. Everyone there was so nice. Met a lot of folks. Uhm, and, uh, yeaah. We had a good time.


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[Assistant] My daughter watches a video series called Miss Rachel.


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[Assistant] We never talked about it, but, but she played, they play it, and now on my phone I get all this Miss Rachel stuff, just cause it, I guess it hurt it somehow playing and...


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[Assistant] Well, that's what, yeah, my daughter's transitioning from just the shapes and forms to, this is like a step up, Ms. Rachel.


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[Assistant] That's so funny you say that, Dusty. I had that stuck in my head all night. Icky sticky sticky sticky bubble gum. That's all I got.


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[Assistant] My entire family's bought tickets for your Bridgestone show and they're so excited because my cousin somehow has a discount on concessions.


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[Assistant] Well, we've had, Dusty and I have had some Bible talks. It's not fun at all because like one time me, him and his buddy Matt were talking about heaven and Matt and I were like, man, we could probably finally dunk a basketball and we can fly. And Dusty said, you'll be bowing down in almighty fear to the Lord. We're like, come on dude, we're just trying to have fun.


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[Assistant] And now you're selling out Bridgestone Arena. This guy lived in a trailer park. And I mean, you guys are two examples of goodwill hunting. Yeah. Yeah. And Brian and I.


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[Assistant] I love how they buy him a car at the end and then the next day they show up at his house and they're surprised he's finally gone.


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[Assistant] Jump the gun, Aaron, you're ruining my whole... Yeah, I'm starting the whole flow. Well, Desi wants you to tell us a little bit about some AG1.


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[Assistant] Some woman commented, don't care for, uh, boat ramps, uh, profile. And I got to agree with her. I saw it myself. It wasn't the best.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, like if it starts up here and then it comes, it always, it's that same side that's always going to be facing us.


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[Assistant] Are there any pictures of like the moon and then the earth behind it? Like when they went around?


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[Assistant] I think there's a commercial now where there's an astronaut and they're like, you gotta see this. And he's bored. He's like, I've seen it before. He doesn't even get off the ship.


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[Assistant] I think if they need someone to sacrifice themselves by falling on it, the guy who says it like that, we could probably afford this guy.


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[Assistant] Laura wrote this answer, if people are wondering why Nate's talking to a third person.


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[Assistant] Which one of them, uh, would you let ride your e-bike?


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[Assistant] I haven't seen it. After your door got taken. Do you know where it's at? I looked it up and sent it to Laura because I thought y'all were going to put it in the post credits.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like your dead horse joke. You always said, I'm not going to say beat the dead horse.


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[Assistant] I don't know, obviously everybody's gotta be a good golfer, but if there was some superstar, do you think they like?


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[Assistant] If you're a huge star, but just a so-so golfer, do you think they'd let you play?


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[Assistant] Uh, a lot of people emailed me and said, Nate's on court side of the Utah Jazz game. And a lot of Utah people were very excited about the person you were with, who I don't know.


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[Assistant] Now I'm very old school. I record all these shows you're on. Like you were on CBS, CBS This Morning. That clip was posted before I even got out of bed. But I still, to me it's more cool to watch it on television. That's the way I grew up. I like that too. It's exciting. To build up to it.


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[Assistant] I'm at Good Nights Comedy Club in Raleigh this Friday. Well, Thursday I'm in Maryville, Tennessee, uh, doing a fundraiser for True Purpose Ministries. It's an alcohol and drug addiction center and tickets are $25. It's a great cause. Um, tickets are on my website.


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[Assistant] That's Thursday, then Friday, Saturday, I'm at Good Nights in Raleigh.


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[Assistant] What do I do with my nights? It is true. I've gone through that with drinking, cigarettes, food, all sorts of things where you give it up and you think, oh well I'm, yeah, now I won't


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[Assistant] It is sugar though. Sugar's the death. I mean, it's crazy to sugars.


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[Assistant] It's insane. Yea, and gas stations, even the truck stops are not bringing in a lot of healthy options. They're not, they got a lot of hot dogs on the roller.


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[Assistant] I've already quit. I've accomplished this. So now I can go back to drinking because I can quit whenever I want.


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[Assistant] I think you get a, you know, you get a chip for coming in and you get a chip for 30 days and then you get, you know, the second month chip is like, all right, you've made a, you've hit a milestone, but don't turn back now. Right.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, there's the Sizzler out west, but in Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, there's the Western Sizzlin', little apostrophe at the end, no G.


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[Assistant] Sizzlin'. I like Sizzler better. I've never been to Sizzler, but I worked at Western Sizzler. I've just had the name. Oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think- Are they the same person? I don't think so. Wow. I think we would call it the Sizzler sometimes.


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[Assistant] Oh, cause they're drinking. Yeah. We went to an, uh, my, we went to, uh, I went on a, like a, uh, uh, a retreat with my dad, like his, his company, he won an award and they got to go to a trip and it was a bunch of people from his work and we went to an Oh Charlie's one night.


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[Assistant] And like, hamburgers were like 10 bucks, and my dad was not broke.


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[Assistant] But he got really fired up about it being a $10 hamburger and it was a big deal. A fight happened the next year. Same situation. My dad refused to go to O Charlie's. So me, him and my stepmom went to a Shoney's and ate a $7 hamburger.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And yeah, and yeah. Wait, so y'all left? We were like, they were all like, we're going to O'Charlie's and my dad got mad. He's like, I will never go to O'Charlie's again. I still don't eat there now because of this. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm with my dad, it's principal, but it was, it was kind of like, I was like, I'll throw you the nine bucks just so we can eat with the rest of the people.


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[Assistant] I mean, I just physically saw them disappear. We lost the one in Hermitage.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, that place, it's like, there's a thing where I do the stuff and the guy's coming up to the window helping me. And I'm like, I don't need help here. I need, you've made it more complicated for me. I just want to pull up here.


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[Assistant] And you're out here taking my card and asking me what car wash I want. I'm like, just let me look at it.


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[Assistant] It's one of my favorite parts of spring, summer, fall, all the best. And Sunday is everything you need to get the lawn you've dreamed of.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that kind of stuff. You know, there was a coffee shop in Opelika that I went to one time and I ordered a cup of coffee and I was like, what does it cost? And they go, whatever you want, just pay whatever you want. And I'm like, I don't like that.


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[Assistant] But then like pay whatever you want. I'm like, don't do me like that. You know what I mean? Because now I feel inclined to pay a little more so that I don't seem cheap. You know, I'm paying $5 a cup now because I'm like, well, I don't know. I feel weird about it.


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[Assistant] Coffee shops, there's no music. They're just, it's quiet. You're staring right at the person.


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[Assistant] Well, just for some comparison, Aaron's saying he's losing 20 to 30. How many are you saying you're losing?


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[Assistant] What makes, you know, what really, what's the difference in a Wilson and like, not even like a Titleist, the best. What's the difference in a Wilson and a...


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[Assistant] It was something, because it was like, you know, I wanted to like throw in jokes, but I'm like...


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[Assistant] Yeah. They don't just have that good of a relationship. There's something going on.


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[Assistant] Well that's true, although RV's pretty fancy in my view.


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[Assistant] There's no justifying it, but when I typed in ice cream on Google and cookie dough magic came up and then I went there and they had the cooler set up like it was ice cream, but inside was cookie dough. And you look at this. I mean, that looks like cookie dough. I mean, that looks like ice cream. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like.


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[Assistant] It's, but you put a spoon in there and eat some of it and you're like, this is warm.


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[Assistant] Did they serve ice cream at all? They did not at the place I went to.


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[Assistant] I mean, it is true. I mean, they let you know. And that is my mistake.


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[Assistant] Well I thought it was fun that he ended up in another superhero TV show later.


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[Assistant] And then so back in the day, he played kind of a Thor character in that movie, but you're right. That's a good point though. He has a lot of great movies and I went with this one bit part when he was very young. This guy's great though.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, well, my, my belief, I don't know if it's true, but my belief is that the, you know, April used to be the first month, at least in a sense, that was when the new year came in.


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[Assistant] So, and it makes sense when life is new and things are springing out of the ground and things are coming back to life. So they changed the calendar from April 1st being the new year to January. So anybody that kept celebrating April 1st as a new year was called April Fools.


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[Assistant] I just think it makes sense, right? It's like when things are coming to life. I mean, January 1st. I mean, it does not feel like a...


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[Assistant] Yeah. You wanna go back to the Julian calendar? Yeah. I mean, that's how I do now, anyway.


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, I'll be, I'll be alone, but uh, you know, I'll be, I'll be doing comedy, but.


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[Assistant] Nobody, nobody will be celebrating with me. You think you're dressed a little better? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well the question, I mean even him asking you, is it the conditioner?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it would be like, it would be something happening that she would know.


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[Assistant] I like that she did, took that approach rather than just being out there when they show up to have them not. And just scare them off.


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[Assistant] That I'm aware of. Do you remember, did y'all do anything? Nope. I don't, I don't know. Statue didn't get stolen. I'm like, I don't know. I'm like you with the, with the, like if, if Nate had been like, go hide, I would be like, well, I'm on tour with Nate, so I have to do what Nate says, but I don't really want to hide from Nick, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's, it's really them. It is. And Practical Jokers is weirdly the best show on TV. I never am like, I want to go watch Practical Jokers, but if it's on, I can watch it for 18 hours.


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[Assistant] The first Borat I thought was so great and then later I went back and watched it and I was just like...


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[Assistant] The only reason this is working is because all of these people are nice to you. They think that they're dealing with a situation where you don't know better. And you're making them look dumb because they're being nice to you. Because they're talking to you.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, I just would like, be curious about what the, uh, what the point of the rocket is. What?


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[Assistant] I mean, like, especially if it just comes right back, but what, uh, you know, just the, is that a prank? It takes something up.


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[Assistant] So his rockets are just up in space right now. Does he have any video of it going from Earth into space?


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[Assistant] I think it takes like satellites. That seems like just they did the video in reverse.


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[Assistant] Well, it is these days. We've seen a rocket take off.


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[Assistant] It just shoots off, but it's gotta have some force behind it to get it on into space.


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[Assistant] I'd like a video attached to the rocket and it's like almost like giving you a lateral, like a, I don't know the view, but like you're looking out at, you can see people watching the rocket take off and then it takes off and then we go way high and then next thing you know,


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[Assistant] We're entering space. I want to see them go through the atmosphere. I want to see it all. I want to see what it looks like.


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[Assistant] That's like the old, the old test they used to give us in school. They would say, uh, you know, read all the instructions before you take the test. And then if you read all the instructions, the instructions say, do not take this test. And you knew who didn't read it because it'd be filling in the blank.


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[Assistant] In space. In some kind of weird CGI moment here.


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[Assistant] See, I'm left-handed. That seems like a cruel joke to the left-handed people. We're already, you know, dealing with issues out here.


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[Assistant] Right. You know, but somebody will have some extra gloves like you want to play catch and have to catch and then take it off to throw.


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[Assistant] I was like, yeah, I tried to point out a couple of things that I thought was wrong with it, but, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And Aaron's like a graphics guy. He's made flyers for me in the past. So who am I to question Aaron's ability to make a flyer? Well, I thought it legit made you upset, Dusty. No, no, it didn't make me upset. But I was like, who am I to question Aaron said I've worked really hard on this.


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[Assistant] And then he sent it to me and I'm like, well, I don't really like that microphone in there. And he's like, well, I want people to know it's stand up. And I was like, oh, okay. Can't argue with that.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you saw it, but, uh, we talked about it. Hindsighted, it's not a good looking flyer, but I, you know, I don't know his genius.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did a gig outside of Modesta, and that's where it takes place, right? Modesta, California? Oh, yeah.


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[Assistant] That was like their, uh, they graduated high school and that was their last night in Modesta before they went out to college.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just parental guidance. It's like, alright, watch, you know, watch your, don't let your kids watch this unless you want them to see it.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're saying PG-13 is a less harsh rating?


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[Assistant] But I'm saying like, if it's PG, it's saying parental guidance. If it's PG 13, it's saying parental guidance, unless they're 13. Unless they're 13 and up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people say this is George Lucas' real masterpiece.


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[Assistant] Probably the 20 people that come see me will come out. Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. That'll be great. Yeaah, awesome. But no, uh, it is great. I like it there. You're going to have fun. And uh, I'll be at ComedyWorks Denver this weekend, April, uh, whatever the month is now to April. I don't know. I'll be there Thursday, Friday, Saturday.


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[Assistant] Just a little saucer, maybe that's why you got a small plate.


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[Assistant] I'm like the, I feel like my age is the quintessential millennial. When people make fun of millennials, they're typically talking about people my age.


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[Assistant] And you're like, I should be announcing this game. Yeah, I do think so. I'm seeing stuff, they don't.


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[Assistant] You're just saying. I know, I know, it's clearly out. It's a terrible call. Foot's on the bag, ball's in the glove. He's about a foot above the base.


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[Assistant] There's a trade off, right? They get to work in a fast paced, exciting industry. They have, their hours are good.


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[Assistant] I danced once at a black church. What? They brought me up and maybe danced before my set.


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[Assistant] I was making a calculation in my brain what would be the funniest thing to do here would be like over commit. Try. Where it's really bad. Yeaah. And it went pretty well.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, there's pictures of video out there somewhere. I never want to see it.


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[Assistant] For everybody. And I have to do a set right after this too. So, I want to play along.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had to wait for JP sports to get over with for the Notre Dame game to come on. I think it was on NBC at the time and it was always like Vanderbilt versus Mississippi state. Yeah. All right. Sit through this nonsense.


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[Assistant] Last night we were absolutely blessed with a night of great laughs by the tremendous Aaron Weber and his CPAP.


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[Assistant] It's not embarrassing, both of us have done it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you wake up and you feel like you haven't slept at all because you haven't. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good indication. I've, uh, I know plenty of people that you just look at them and you're like, you, if you don't, you need one for sure. Cause there's no way you're sleeping better than I was.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Brown offers no specifics there. I think it's the whole, the whole episode.


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[Assistant] Uh, well I more believe that I got the details of that wrong. I've been telling people you're only allowed to step in the circle if you're performing there, but maybe they're a little more lax about it then. They let everybody. Yeah. Yeah. If you pay to take a tour, you can do pretty much whatever you want.


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[Assistant] Well, they cut out that circle from the original Opry stage at the Ryman and they moved it to the new, where the Opry is now. And I was told at some point, I can't remember by whom, but somebody said,


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[Assistant] You're only allowed to step in that circle if you're performing then.


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[Assistant] I was told that I can't remember by whom.


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[Assistant] When I'm not using it, I hang it on the mic stand. The towel. Oh yeaah. Yeaah, I kinda make myself at home.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No dude, never blame, never blame the lineman. You know?


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[Assistant] I'm so sympathetic to centers. Anytime a snap goes wrong, I go, it's private.


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[Assistant] You go, yo, usually the head's attached to the body and his body's over there.


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[Assistant] What the? Jif? Exactly, exactly. Well Jif is a different ballgame.


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[Assistant] You had no recalls on any of your products when you were working? Man.


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[Assistant] Oh, sounds like a law firm proctoring game. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] No, you let them thaw out a little bit. But just to preserve them. Like, I'll get a bunch.


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[Assistant] But I think there are knockoffs of this, right? They don't have a patent on there, ready to go.


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[Assistant] Mr. Pibb or Pibb Extra is a, uh. Dallas, Texas maybe? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Here's an interesting move in the beverage industry I had no idea of. You know, Keurig owns Dr. Pepper, Snapple, 7up and more. Wow. Keurig owns these brands now.


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[Assistant] Do you think you're, as a consumer, are you more worried about expiration dates than, than me, do you think? Like, do you, do you heed them strictly?


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[Assistant] It's the best before that, but still pretty good after.


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[Assistant] It's not square, but. If you guys, if you guys want square, but it's as wide as it is tall.


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[Assistant] Is that what you still say? If you were to diagram the space that this occupies.


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[Assistant] In the sky, right? Leg to leg, you'll go straight up from each leg and then across, that's a square.


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[Assistant] But I'm saying, let's say you put that on graph paper.


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[Assistant] You get what I'm saying though, the space that it occupies is square.


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[Assistant] Right? I mean it, you'd have to. Which would be extremely difficult.


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[Assistant] It'd be wasteful. It'd be wasteful. No, obviously it's an arch. It's a different shape. But the fact that it's the same width as his height. It's like a square. You think about its actual, the space that it occupies. You wouldn't put something to the left of the top. But you know what I mean? You wouldn't put anything there. Whom would say that? On top of the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but what I'm saying is, look, you see where the mouse is right here? You wouldn't build anything right there.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't build anything right here. So for all intents and purposes, this, this just, this is a square this space occupies right here.


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[Assistant] He already has those tunnels, right? Doesn't he have those boring tunnels? It's a good name.


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[Assistant] Man, this was over the course of three months. Can you imagine? Yeah. Terrible earthquake in December and then January and February that keep getting aftershocks.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I want to have my own car and not have to be Mercy to, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm here in Nashville at Zany's, headlining Wednesday night. And then I'm in St. Louis. You're stomping grounds next weekend too at the helium there. So come on out. Next weekend you're in St. Louis? Yeah. Are you there next weekend?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think he's got a real, he had a real passion. I figured it'd be about a hundred. Yeah, he's like, I gotta get out of this.


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[Assistant] I think we talked about a previous episode. Elvis did a live show from I think Hawaii and it was.


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[Assistant] Broadcast via satellite all over the world. It is one of the most watched TV things ever. I think maybe a billion people.


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[Assistant] I did a show there last month with Angela Johnson at Graceland and when we were leaving, there was all these production crews setting up and we were like, what is this? And the young rock was filming there.


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[Assistant] Just the rocks everywhere and they said he's there all the time. He's very nice, but they film it there because Memphis is where he got his start in wrestling. So they film it at the studio there at Graceland.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we got a lot of suggestions from people who descend to talk to the aliens.


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[Assistant] Cause you know, we talked about that, about the rock. Dolly Parton was a popular, popular choice.


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[Assistant] Because we're going to be telling the aliens what life's like on, in the US at least. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] People know you're just a good old country boy, even if you were walking around downtown Nashville. But when you're like, out west, California, DC, whatever, do people mistake you for homeless?


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[Assistant] Why is that? Cause I know, say they think you're homeless, but you were laying down on the sidewalk or something and the lady said you can't lay here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's the Washington football team. Yeah, that was so great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, admit it, admit it. I think you would be okay. I think to your point, your friends, maybe, maybe one of them might. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] It would be hard. I, I. You wouldn't. I love my job now, so I don't think I would be that resentful, but if you're in a job you didn't enjoy with a coworker, they also hated their job, all of a sudden they get to quit their job and yeah, you'd be resentful of that person. Well, we know a comedian.


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[Assistant] I'd probably want those spoons on your couch. I mean, it seems like you could at least.


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[Assistant] That's true, even if it's not true they would say that.


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[Assistant] Titans this week, another big win. If you depict Derek Henry to go over a hundred yards, you'd a loss. But if you, I don't even know if he got 50, but Titans still won. You got 53?


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[Assistant] So if you picked them to go over 50, you would have won. Uh, Notre Dame, do they have any players in the NFL? Yeah, we have a bunch.


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[Assistant] But they do, uh, men's college basketball, women's college basketball, maybe they do defense if this lineman gets one and a half sacks. Uh, well we're just, you know, we're Vandy guys.


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[Assistant] You know. We're on a big hot street. We're the hottest team in college football. That's right. And if the playoff committee doesn't recognize it. Top 25 team. We should get a vote. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, he's right, or she's right. Uh, I'm certainly familiar with The Greatest American Hero, and we watched it recently, the pilot, my wife and I, during the pandemic. It does not hold up.


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[Assistant] It was a TV show. It was the first, uh, now there's a lot of like shows that show superheroes with their problems. That was the first one where like it kind of made fun that I think that I know if he had trouble flying, he crashed into a wall.


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[Assistant] I think the reason I started thinking about this later, the old supermans, they just didn't have the.


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[Assistant] The CG, so they'd added have the guy take off running and literally jump off the screen, like just to leave the, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's fair. I, uh, I reached out to him last week when the podcast came out and said, hey, just so you know,


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[Assistant] Uhm, we talked about this podcast today. Uhm, when I saw you a few weeks ago in the golf course, I thought you were Larry the Cable Guy.


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[Assistant] And he thought it was very funny. And I mean, Cletus is a very funny guy. He's good sport about it. So he thought it was very funny. He said, sorry to disappoint you, but, but, uh, he thought he watched it and thought the whole thing was very, very funny.


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[Assistant] Alright, this week, we're talking scandals and animals. Scandals and animals. There's a Seinfeld reference. There you go.


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[Assistant] You too. I think we've talked about this. I saw him open for Seinfeld. I think you said. Yea T-Pak. Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they shut down and reformatted. Yeah, because we had to shut down, yeah.


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[Assistant] Scandals now, we were just talking about that. Whoa. Yeah. Uh, cause folk land shut down and reformatted. Oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, it was a couple guys, but then they shut down and reformatted.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And look at there. There's, there's me with a squirrel.


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[Assistant] One of the recent scandals, big, was the college admissions scandal.


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[Assistant] And I remember when all that broke, uh, you and I were talking on the phone.


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[Assistant] In, cause they were named in USC and UCLA and, uh, Stanford, all these big colleges and, uh, and how they were faking that they played sports, they didn't even play on. And you said, I said, wonder if Vanderbilt will be in that. And you said.


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[Assistant] If they do, Vanderbilt will actually play the kids. Yeah. Which is very funny because.


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[Assistant] He's actually better than the guy that we had before, but, uh, yeah, that college admissions scandal. So you guys know how that all kind of went down.


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[Assistant] I think her daughter who she helped was also kind of famous in her own right, wasn't she? Wasn't she?


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[Assistant] A lot of money to a guy who was kind of like a fixer and he would do some things with...


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[Assistant] the test and he would also reach out to some college, uh,


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[Assistant] Because I think there was like 10 or 15 people who actually got busted in this sting. Operation varsity blue is what it was called, but they were the two famous.


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[Assistant] And I think a lot of times more people do get taken down as just the famous person that makes the news.


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[Assistant] Sure. We all got taken down. It might just be the story of Nate Varghese arrested. Brian Bates and friends.


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[Assistant] Alright, so yeaah, I don't think that affected any of us too much, but Spygate and Deflategate really affected me. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] You were talking about people feeling, in my mind, Aaron and I are like the same.


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[Assistant] In my mind, Aaron and I are like the same age in my mind, but then I started thinking there's same difference between he and I is he and Harper.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I don't understand, why don't you like to get birthday wishes? I don't know.


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[Assistant] And I always put the birthdays on Instagram.


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[Assistant] That's what I was about to say, cause, uh, I knew it was in November, not too long after mine, I went to your Facebook, I'm like, he didn't have his birthday on here anymore.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, I did your dad's on the 12th. And then, yeah, Lucy posted. It was.


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[Assistant] Kevin Nielans, later this week. Is it really? 18th. Good.


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[Assistant] So another scandal I remember since we've known each other that was fun was the boy up in the balloon.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah. Remember this testing? No. Yeah, we talked about this one. I think we did a little. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We can want to move on.


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[Assistant] It was like in Colorado, I think. Where was the boy? Hiding in the garage. They just did it for publicity.


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[Assistant] Uh, Rosie Ruiz won the Boston Marathon. She set a record time for female runners.


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[Assistant] Uh, but they noticed she wasn't sweating very much and wasn't really that much out of breath. Turns out she jumped in line with a half a mile to go. Finished the race and apparently she, um, she'd done this before. She qualified for the Boston marathon by winning the, or not winning, but finishing the New York marathon.


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[Assistant] And the New York marathon, people later testified, we saw her on the subway going from place to place. So. Wow.


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[Assistant] She would tell people she was, cause she was wearing a bib on the subway and they're like, well, what are you doing there? She's like, well, I injured myself. So I'm just going to like get medical help or whatever. But then she got off at the finish line and finished it there.


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[Assistant] Uhm, at the Little League World Series, there was a kid from Brooklyn who was dominating through a perfect game, through 76 miles per hour, which would be equivalent to over 100 miles per hour, uhm, on a normal


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[Assistant] Today's money? Yea, today's money. He was two years older than he was allowed to be.


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[Assistant] He's a, he's a coach now or assistant coach of some high school. He never made it in the majors, but he's still around.


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[Assistant] He was 14 and the cutoff was 12. Okay. But that's a big age difference.


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[Assistant] There's been some like the Chilean miners that were trapped and then there was the boys, the soccer, uh, players. In Thailand. Yeah, that were trapped and.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, I'll say that and I'm, I'll transition to animals. If it involves a bear, our folks will let us know about it. Cause any time anything with a bear happens. Hey bear, I got a bear shirt on.


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[Assistant] There was a couple of stories a few weeks ago that people bombarded us with. One was the guy mountain climbing in Japan where the black bear came at him.


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[Assistant] And that was a pretty crazy video. I'm just shoving them off and just.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's a black bear, not a grizzly. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Now there was a, the other big story about that same time was the grizzly bear attack, the Wyoming wrestling students. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] So there's a story on the news about a man who got hit, uhm, late at night.


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[Assistant] Well I get sent every video or photo of anything to do with squirrels. And there's some pretty good ones. There's one recently where a guy lifted up his...


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[Assistant] Alright. Alright. And then there was one just this weekend of uh, Cobra that uh, bit down on a boy and the boy bit back and killed him.


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[Assistant] Killed the Cobra. Killed the Cobra. Wow. Six year old boy I think. From the bite?


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[Assistant] Yeah, bit him twice. The kid bit down on the, on the Cobra and killed him. Yeah. Gotta do what you gotta do. And is the kid alright? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think the kid, uhm, I think in India they have antivitam pretty ready to go. So I think they, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I think, uh, I think the, I think the kid's fine. The Cobra did not make it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I may be wrong about that, but yeah, I feel like it was kind of near the end where he kind of got. Now, do you watch like Penn and Teller or anything like that?


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[Assistant] Well, that was one of the ones that said a tick would be very terrifying if it's talking to you while it's buried or a mosquito or anything.


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[Assistant] Would you eat, uh, still eat meat? If they're like yelling, don't kill me. No, it would be pretty hard. That would be tough. I just buy it at the grocery store.


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[Assistant] Like they are now? Snakes? Still be pretty scary if a snake talked to you.


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[Assistant] If you call it like a, uh, pest control, they come and then they're like, all right, we're all done. You're like, wait, no, I still hear people talking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the rubber, I've watched it. It's great. It's so funny. Really great. He got a real standing ovation.


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[Assistant] I'm back out on the road with Liam Morgan this weekend, uh, Fayetteville, North Carolina Thursday, Columbia, South Carolina Friday and Chattanooga.


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[Assistant] Saturday. I've been to Chattanooga three times in the last three months, all different venues. Wow. That's cool. Wow.


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[Assistant] Like in the movie Idiocracy, Kool-Aid comes out. If you had that.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I am Nate Barghetti, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay. Today's episode of the Nate Land podcast is brought to you by Athletic Greens, Zoc Doc, Rocket Money, and Better Help.


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[Assistant] So here we are, happy new year. If just to let you know, so the, uh, we were with all things comedy, uh, and, uh, uh, we're now with, uh, audio boom.


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[Assistant] So, uh, I don't even know if you have to know. It's not like anything changes. Uh, uh, we're reading ads a little bit different or, uh, that's about it.


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[Assistant] You know, we're excited to be at AudioBoom. All Things Comedy was awesome. It was great. It all was, they're wonderful. And then, uh, it's kind of, uh, here we are now at AudioBoom. Just letting everybody know exactly what's going on. No one even really knows what it means.


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[Assistant] Uh, welcome everybody. I hope you had a great new year. Uh, happy new year. Uh, it's uh, 2023. Feels like it's gonna be a good year.


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[Assistant] January, I think is the beginning of the start of spring. Like it's like, here we go. We're ramping up. It's like, give us time.


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[Assistant] But, but if you did that, you wouldn't, you would be, like, so if you start at sunrise, you have to be working nine.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, until, okay. When the sun comes up. Or six or whatever. Different time every day.


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[Assistant] It was 1500s is what you're saying. Long time ago. Yes. You're acting like, yeah, not like the eighties. Yes. That's how you kind of.


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[Assistant] He said it like, well, you know, they used to do it this way. You're like, did they? When was that? When you were in elementary school? No, 1582. Oh, okay. You nailed that though. I said 1500. I was like, wow. I thought you were just.


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[Assistant] 1582 though is a little more than it used to.


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[Assistant] I would say used to means you should be alive. I think you have to be alive in your used to.


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[Assistant] A long time ago. A long time ago. Cause I would, I think you gotta separate it. Cause if your history teacher just came in and was like, so they used to have a war.


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[Assistant] And it was the 1812 war. I don't, what was that right? War of 1812. War of 1812. So they used to do a war in 1812 and you'd go, what? I don't.