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[Assistant] Imagine if you threw shoes though, you have a pair of shoes that you'd be like, okay, I'm fine. Just walking away from these shoes. And it's probably 50 bucks. It's like throwing 50 bucks at the president's head. You gotta just launch shoes at him.


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[Assistant] But why, yeah, why would they, uh, destroy the shoes? I bet there's no way they destroyed those shoes. Someone has those shoes.


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[Assistant] You throw shoes. You launch a shoe at someone's head. You thought viruses? Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, when you walk down and everybody throws... I thought it was rice. I thought it was rice too. Yeah, maybe it is rice.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Yeah. Well, you got married later than...


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[Assistant] No, I don't know, maybe. I think I assumed you meant Rice when he said it. Yeah. I don't think I've ever asked what it was. I just took a handful and threw it.


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[Assistant] Y'all lit sparklers. Yeah, I would have gotten lit up in my way. Yeah. That would have been Rudy's honeymoon on black eye. I would have took my wife's ball and used hers.


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[Assistant] It would have been a lot of husbands taking their wives fall. Oh, that's what it is. Yeah. You'd have to give it, you'd want the kids to get it. I mean, kids would definitely be, and the kids are going to be relentless. Uh huh. Yeah. Well, that's the point of it. Yeah. I don't throw them that hard at, you know. Oh yeah. I remember my uncle's wedding just going.


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[Assistant] What if a divorce happened? Cause she goes, well, I didn't know y'all did it. Like it's like just a woman marrying into this family and she's like, they have, they seem cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Lucy's getting married, first date.


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[Assistant] If, if you would have told someone in your family, you will be hit by tennis balls. I don't, and you go, we're not going to tell you when or why.


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[Assistant] The last place they think it's gonna happen is the day they're walking to their car.


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[Assistant] I just want to know why. So the Weber's got started in a big castle in England. I'm playing on grass. Is that where? Maybe. It's just made it down to Alabama.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is crazy. That is a, that's a, a flex as they say now.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, but it's like, how do you go, like, yeah, you feel like, I mean, he just. Oh, this is the guy in the video.


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[Assistant] I mean, just wearing those on a solid ground. I think those would be probably fun, I guess. Like you would just, it's like skating, you know, it's eventually just me skate. You're like, so just wearing, I'm wearing skates. But yeah, like if you were on those.


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[Assistant] It'd be, you know, you'd be, no one would know you're on something, but you would have a helmet on. But like they look like regular, and people would be like, is that guy just walking?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're good. Yeah. Shoes. Alright, shoes. That was fun.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, it's, uh, yeaah, I'll be where you guys will be at.


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[Assistant] I'll be, no, I won't be where you're at. I'll be, I'm home. So I'm, uh, I got a good little, playing in the Lake Tahoe tournament, uh, the,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I've been doing the NASCAR race, like no shows, which is very, it's like, it's good. And I want to get some new material so I need to live a life. And uh, so, and then we go to Australia at the end of July. Awesome. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] Alaska state fair in August and then September will be back to grinding it out. Uh, but loving it. Not grinding it out. It's the best, but back on doing shows every week and all that. So yeah, I've got a nice little summer.


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[Assistant] Jerry Rowe, local dude. Very fun. Exciting that guy, like, uh, just from here. It's awesome. Have fun at the opera, man, if I don't see you. Big time, man. Thank you, appreciate it. Uh, yeah, well, thanks for popping in, Mike. Thanks for having me. And then, uh, well, there you go. Dusty's baby.


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[Assistant] Should be here. Yeah. It's not here. It should be here. Uh, baby sleigh. That's not bad. That's not bad. Yeah. Baby sleigh. Baby. Yeah. And call and yeah. And then just baby. Baby's not bad. Yeah. Baby sleigh. You'll see that a lot. You'll see it. No.


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[Assistant] Uh, all right. Uh, that's it. Uh, we'll see you next week. Uh, uh, have a great, uh, summer day. Summer solstice. Summer solstice. Celebrate. It's the most sunlight you're going to get, so you better take advantage of it. All right. Talk to y'all. Love you guys. Bye.


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[Assistant] Nate Land is produced by Nate Land Productions and by me, Nate Vargetse. And my wife Laura on the AudioBoom platform.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the Aaron Land podcast is brought to you by AG1 and our old friends, Babbel.


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[Assistant] Of course, this is not the Aaron Land podcast. This is the Nate Land podcast. I'm here with Dusty Slay, Brian Bates, and in lieu of Nate Barghetti, we have an old friend, our old pal, the apple of our eye.


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[Assistant] Greg Warren is in the building everybody. Hey guys. How you doing man? Happy to have you back. You're a fan favorite. Everyone likes you more than us.


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[Assistant] Well, I do. Cause I read all these comments. Really? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Better, better than it's ever been. I'd have to guess.


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[Assistant] So Chicago's got one that's free, it's not great.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm in Louisville in two weeks, so I kind of regret traffic so bad. I should say the people there are lovely.


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[Assistant] You got the comments here? These come from, by the way, we're asked a lot. These come from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Reviews, and if you want to send us an email,


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[Assistant] That's very easy to do. Just email us at naitland at naitbargetzi.com. First comment. You know what? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Here are the comments, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, once again, they're from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple Podcast Reviews, and naiteland at natebargetzi.com. Let's dive in. First comment is from Jennifer Marbach. Marbach. Erin said on last...


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[Assistant] Alright, we're back at it. Yeah, it's a tricky one. Jennifer M.


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[Assistant] Aaron said on last week's podcast that Columbus, Ohio was the sixth largest city in the country. I repeated this fun fact. I learned innately into several of my coworkers and everyone was as surprised as I was.


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[Assistant] I finally decided to Google it and found out it is ranked 14. I'm a little embarrassed, but I guess it isn't the dumbest thing I've said at work.


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[Assistant] Maybe focus on work. Yeah. Step away from the water cooler for a bit and get some work done. Drew Guswa.


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[Assistant] If you're flying solo on Southwest, I contend that A1 is not the best because then you have no say in who sits next to you. A15 to 30 is the sweet spot. You can scope who's already sitting and then decide whether to join them or claim an open spot. Interesting.


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[Assistant] Maria Rivard, can we please revisit physics? I consider myself relatively intelligent, yet cannot grasp.


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[Assistant] But I think the short answer is for both us down here on earth and for the space shuttle orbiting the earth, we are also spinning.


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[Assistant] So from our perspective, it does not look like the earth is spinning, but we're spinning with it.


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[Assistant] For the same reason, if I'm driving in a car and I throw a tennis ball up in the air, it's not gonna fly back and hit the back windshield.


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[Assistant] Because the tennis ball is also moving with the car. What if you don't have a windshield?


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[Assistant] When I throw the ball up in the air, it's just going to go straight up and come right back down. If I'm inside a car.


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[Assistant] That if you jump up right now, the earth doesn't just spin under you. It's cause we're already, we're already moving with the earth.


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[Assistant] It goes all the way around in 24 hours. And it's pretty big.


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[Assistant] Dude, I was at the Midway airport this weekend and I saw an employee.


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[Assistant] Pulling three different people on wheelchairs to their gate. Wow.


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[Assistant] Impressive, dude. I don't know if they're just understaffed or if you just wanted the show off.


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[Assistant] But it was kind of impressive to watch. He was all in too.


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[Assistant] If you get to A-list, you will have automatic early bird check.


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[Assistant] Kyle Tracy, I was taking care of my morning business at the pilot truck stop in Montauk, New Jersey.


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[Assistant] Monogu. What a great way to start a day, huh? And a guy came in and sat in the stall next to me. A few seconds later, a horse with no name was playing.


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[Assistant] I said Aaron land. He said he's been doing that every day since that episode. And I'm the first one to make the connection. I didn't stick around to meet him, but anyway, there's a lot of truckers that listen. That's amazing. I'll start a movement.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, in the country. I, what I do, I don't like a bathroom where it's quiet in there. So if there's no music playing, if there's no real loud kind of white noise, I will play horse with no name by America on my phone.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of grapefruit. That's a lot of, that's a lot of grapefruit.


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[Assistant] Okay. Eat them on the road trip. Just have them. Okay. That makes sense. Thomas Nielsen.


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[Assistant] Dusty mentioning his family history may be curious, so I did some research and found his oldest Slay ancestor, Sir Edmund Slay.


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[Assistant] S-L-E-I-G-H. They changed the spelling at some point. The High Sheriff of London. Wow.


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[Assistant] He lived in London from 1590 to 1656.


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[Assistant] Also found this picture of Grandpa Guy and the other Sleigh Boys from 1939.


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[Assistant] That's true. Some of them are just whipping through the air. But my guess is this guy's got a little tie clip.


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[Assistant] Next comment is from Nishikant. Nishikant.


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[Assistant] As professional stand-up comedians, how do you handle unfunny stories? Wow, you might be able to do this one, Brian. How do you handle unfunny stories or jokes from, okay, from close friends, family members or in-laws? I struggle to find humor in my girlfriend's jokes, but I don't want to hurt her feelings by telling her that. Well, that's a, that's a tough dilemma for sure. Break up with her. I mean.


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[Assistant] I remember, did you remember, do you mind me telling? I remember one specifically that somebody gave you after a show. Yeah. You had a jug about peeing on ants. Oh yes. And a guy came up and said, that's trickle down economics.


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[Assistant] Got a little idea for your cat joke. I said, yeah, let me hear it. She goes, etiquette, etiquette.


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[Assistant] We just finished watching the documentary Inside Jokes on Amazon about up and coming comics auditioning for the Just for Laughs Festival. New Faces. I was so happy to catch the smallest cameo from our boy Dusty. Was the New Faces show what launched his career? Is that show as big of a deal for new comics as they make it out to be?


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[Assistant] That is, that is a big part of what it feels like. You feel like, oh, I'm in the system. You know what I mean? Like I'm in the mix.


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[Assistant] But that's cool that they were doing the documentary the year you did it.


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[Assistant] That's like your last comic standing appearance too. Yes, exactly.


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[Assistant] If you pause it at the right time, you could see dusty in the background.


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[Assistant] Greg can roll his eyes at Nate for saying Pringles aren't chips, but you would never grab a Pringle to eat dip.


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[Assistant] Chips go with dips and Pringles stand alone.


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[Assistant] I showed my husband a clip of Dusty doing stand up and his first comment was, his hair is really straight.


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[Assistant] Which I never really thought of, but now I'm wondering how does Dusty get his hair so straight?


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[Assistant] But I think he's also made fun of by real jazz enthusiasts because they think he like popified.


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[Assistant] Jazz in a way that they don't like. I think it's kind of watered down.


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[Assistant] Okay, is he good? Yeah, he's real good. Dave Kaws. I know him. Maybe I do know a couple.


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[Assistant] My dad has spent thousands having his wiring repaired on his car because of chipmunks and squirrels in rural Indiana, just like bygone vates. Bates. I have been waiting anxiously for Brian's dry bar special to come out, hoping it makes enough money for Brian to build a garage. I'd love an ETA on the special.


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[Assistant] As a fellow millennial, I love when Aaron throws in Harry Potter references and watching the older gents reactions. Would love to see a Harry Potter episode with Aaron explaining the story and the guys reacting, especially Dusty who would have to spiritually cleanse the room afterwards. How do you feel about that, Dusty?


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[Assistant] Completely unrelated, but uh, you know.


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[Assistant] Micah Johnson, I bet your sponsors are raking in the cash. I switched from Skippy to Jif and recently bought Spectracide for an ant problem and these items aren't even officially sponsored.


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[Assistant] I want to hear, I want to hear the segue you're going to do. Did you already have it planned in your head? The segue to athletic greens? Yeah.


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[Assistant] My first job out of college, my first real job out of college, I guess you could say I worked essentially as a telemarketer I sold.


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[Assistant] I sold, I sold sales leads to salesmen.


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[Assistant] And I hated it and I wasn't good at it and I got fired from that job and I was rightfully like, I should have been fired. Really? Yeah. I didn't even, when they told me, I was like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we had agreements with these companies where I would qualify the leads over the phone and then just deliver via email. So I was just on the phone all day.


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[Assistant] I kind of have to be dishonest to these people about what we were doing.


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[Assistant] We present, I would present myself as, oh, I can help you find the right software for you. And then, uh, you know, I just sell their information to companies.


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[Assistant] My boss is like, you made seven calls yesterday. I was like, ugh.


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[Assistant] Who said I was looking for a pen? I got plenty of pens.


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[Assistant] You tried to sell me on a six month subscription to a pen, dude, I only needed one.


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[Assistant] No. That's a good- Is it got a cl- is that a cl- Oh.


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[Assistant] So did you have an attitude of we're, we're the little guy in this conversation? I got a little bit of a chip on my


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[Assistant] Wow. So you've got enough privacy there at those big stores. You can kind of do whatever you want.


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[Assistant] And they had a Sour Patch Kids display and it was a giant Sour Patch Kid.


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[Assistant] Hilarious. And it was just in the middle and I was thinking.


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[Assistant] There's probably a price where this guy will just let me buy. I thought I wanted to buy it and put it in here.


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[Assistant] In the studio. So I, but there's a price, right? There's a, there's, so I went up to the guy on the counter and I was like, I know it's going to sound weird. I want to buy that sour patch, the display.


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[Assistant] You know what that means? I heard very in podcast. Very was not in there. Podcast was.


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[Assistant] It was, do you like the podcast? Okay. And you would know that as you used babble, it's the language learning service that we.


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[Assistant] This summer you can start speaking a new, thank you, man. You probably use Babble. You can start speaking a new language with Babble. Why Babble?


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[Assistant] Easy, because it works. Instead of paying hundreds of dollars or thousands for a private tutor, or fooling yourself with language learning apps that are little more than games. Babel's quick 10 minute lessons are designed by over 150 language experts.


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[Assistant] Can't talk to a person. All of Babel's tips and tools for learning a new language are approachable, accessible, rooted in real life situations and delivered with conversation based teaching studies from Yale and Michigan state university. You know, the two juggernauts out there.


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[Assistant] One study found that using Babel for 15 hours is equivalent to a full semester at college or a master's degree from Michigan State with over 10 million


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[Assistant] Subscriptions sold. Babble is real language learning for real conversations. I talked about this. I'm going to Brazil in October for a family wedding. I gotta brush up on some Portuguese.


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[Assistant] Here's what I've learned. This is what I've learned about being married is, uh, families play in things very differently. Okay. I think that's kind of.


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[Assistant] Part of who the family is. Now this is an international trip. There's a reason we've had to plan it so far in advance, right? We have to get our visas and all that stuff. But Lucy's family will plan stuff.


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[Assistant] They're like, what are you doing for Christmas 2026? I'm like, dude, I have no idea. My family's like.


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[Assistant] November 1st, they're like, Hey, should we do something for Thanksgiving this year? Just completely different.


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[Assistant] It's an interesting thing because you don't realize, I don't know if y'all felt this way, but you don't realize that there's something unique about the way your family does stuff until you're going up against another family.


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[Assistant] Oh, we are different in a lot of kind of profound ways.


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[Assistant] But then they would go buy it at, they wouldn't buy it from you. Right.


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[Assistant] Dude, cold calling is the worst. That's when I started to be like, I'm going to get fired from this job. And they switched me to a cold calling thing.


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[Assistant] And then I started doing outbound, which is where I just had this list of like thousands of numbers that I had to call and dude.


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[Assistant] I, I was never a guy who could be, who could...


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[Assistant] Must be pretty good on those if they keep doing that. I think so. That's a trope. I've seen that on a million sitcoms.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That storyline where they go to, you know, let's just sit through the timeshare pitch and we'll get a, we'll get a jet ski or something. Are they still getting one? A timeshare?


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[Assistant] Look, they're selling it on me pretty good. It's the golf capital of Tennessee. Wow. I've heard that about Crossfield.


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[Assistant] That's how Leigh Ann Morgan started. Oh yeaah. Yeaah, she would sell Tupperware. Or not Tupperware. I think maybe makeup or something. But she would have, it might have been Mary Kay had the people over at her house and she would just like murder. Wow. I should do that.


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[Assistant] Well, he should be fired. I went to a Chick-fil-A at the Albany airport this weekend and it was the most unfriendly people working.


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[Assistant] And then a bunch of real ones, but then like, uh, neck? I don't even know what that is. And toilets?


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[Assistant] Wheelchairs, learning disabilities, love of learning, puppies, ballet and Latin dance. I was like, yeah, my, my LinkedIn is just a wash dude. That's great. How many followers you have? I don't know if they're connections is what they're called.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. That was Brad Sativa sitting in the empty zanies at noon. I did a video of making fun of crowd work essentially. Oh, cause everybody's doing it now. Yeah. Or it's just me asking, how much money do you make? And he's like, doesn't answer me or something. It was just like very stupid and that went very viral.


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[Assistant] They got your Netflix special on here. Yeaah, this is new. But it's very poetic.


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[Assistant] Um, this weekend, this Sunday night, I'm headlining Denver Comedy Works. Downtown. Downtown. Downtown.


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[Assistant] I'm very excited to be there. So if you are in the Denver area, come on out. And then after that, if you allow me to just quickly throw some dates out, I just want everybody to know where I'll be. I don't have any control. August is going to be, yeah, it feels good. There's no one here to like pressure me into doing this quickly. We can kind of settle in. This is Aaron land. Let's just settle in here.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. Let's pack that out. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They brought this episode to you. Part of millions of warnings. This is a really, this is a fine joy. Uh, all right.


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[Assistant] I went to the, I went to the Nate Lam podcast Facebook group and people seemed to love it.


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[Assistant] It seemed like their favorite moments were before I came along, but, uh.


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[Assistant] Did you name it right away? Could you look at his head and be like this is what size you wear?


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[Assistant] And thought that how sad it was, but that also didn't come.


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[Assistant] Had the sounds known that, they might not have let you do it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And they're like, this guy's really alone and that's gonna look bad for us.


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[Assistant] No, we're not analyzing it enough. It's not getting the hype it deserves because it was a good pitch. That's the truth. If you had messed up, it would be a viral clip.


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[Assistant] Well, this- Next time aim for the rooster's face. That's the way to go.


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[Assistant] Rome? Man, Georgia does. They got a lot. They do. Georgia's really got it going on. Yeah. They got all the, all the names. And none of the popular ones. You know? Rome?


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[Assistant] Well, like, you know, Rome, it, Rome. Rome's pretty popular. What country is that in?


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[Assistant] Rome, Italy didn't flow the way I wanted it to. It's so popular because you just used to say Rome. Paris, France flows. Rome, Italy, it doesn't sound like it has the flow. Uh, Rome, Georgia honestly has a better flow.


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[Assistant] That'd be interesting to see, even if they're hitting all the roams.


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[Assistant] Does it? I know Paris, Texas does. I just went out there to that.


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[Assistant] I can't say that's not better time spent than watching them lose 19 to 2. That's true.


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[Assistant] Now I don't know, but, uh, I would, I mean, you know, we might as well complete it, but.


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[Assistant] You guys all nailed it. Now I'm going to be the one to not do a good pitch. You're the one that doesn't.


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[Assistant] I like that. I dunno if they're into it.


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[Assistant] No, I know it's not major league, but I don't know what they call it. Yeah, it's minor league. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] With something like that though, is it outdoors? Mhm. I mean...


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[Assistant] Is it just a party or are you like really able to like tell jokes?


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[Assistant] Percentages, you think, what's like the shirt on to shirt off ratio out there?


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[Assistant] Well, when I worked with him before, everybody that took pictures with him would take their shirt off first. So, I mean, Bert has a rub up against a lot of sweaty shirtless dudes.


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[Assistant] I do love Viori. Matter of fact, I just bought some more shorts. The, the, the short, I don't, I don't get the one with the liner in there. I'm sure those are great, but the regular shorts, I love them. And I got my wife, like three pair.


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[Assistant] I would wear a tank top on here, you know, but I don't know how appropriate that is. You wear a lot of tank tops? I like a tank top in the summer.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I love a tank top. I like to let it free, let the guns out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that guy right there, I don't know anybody's names, but that's too much.


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[Assistant] I don't like the bow tie, but I like the, I like the suits.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't like that. And the guy in the stone washed jeans suit here. This thing, this one. 80 stone washed jeans. I like the four print.


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[Assistant] Oh, I did the, since the last podcast, I did the grand old Opry three times. Oh wow. And it was great. I met, well, I'd already met Vince Gill and Amy Grant before, uh, but they remembered me and that was a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, and it was great. Genie Seeley was there that brought me out for the first time at the Opry and that was fun, so.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I'm at T.G. Shepard. I met a lot of country classics. And, uh, it was great. I love the opera.


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[Assistant] They clench up every time and it is a blast. The people backstage at the opera, they love it. They're like, they're dying back there.


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[Assistant] But that would be spelled the same way. I love the name Duke. Had I not named my daughter Daisy, my son would be named Duke.


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[Assistant] I was making fun of that and, you know, deep down still am, but that is, uh, really


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[Assistant] That's really okay. With a name like Dusty, uh, people always want to write Dustin when I go, I order a coffee there. So I, I'll go Dusty with a Y and that confuses people real cause they're like,


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[Assistant] They think that like I'm like a Y at the beginning. Dusty. Dusty with a Y. They just, they're like.


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[Assistant] I don't get upset about it, but I just don't know why they can't hear what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] I do think sometimes that they're like, did he say Dustin or Dusty? If he said Dustin, I don't want to write Dusty.


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[Assistant] I do like the old British one, but I don't get into that one either.


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[Assistant] I can't get into making fun of the Bible, but uhm, I like some Monty Python stuff. The holy grail? Yea.


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[Assistant] I wanted to go four names with it. I thought like it was too much. I found out that I had like a great aunt or something who named her kid, her last name was Denny. She named her kid Franklin Delano Roosevelt Denny.


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[Assistant] She did the full, I mean, I guess he was president during that time. So she went like full on.


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[Assistant] I like that. I love your parents. I love that your mom was like, you know what? I'll do whatever I want to do.


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[Assistant] I don't know that I care for Jan being thrown in your name all of a sudden like that.


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[Assistant] I could, you know, I could beat around the bush, but you'll know it's a lie. What does Nate do for a living? Uh, well, I believe he's a standup comedian based on some of the stuff we've talked about. Yeah. Could be a professional golfer though. I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] Fairly. That's kind of the Dustyland camera now too though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I will check it out. It was, this was the guy who didn't know it was filmed? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, imagine that you think that you're being filmed and then you're not anymore, but you're still like doing stuff to entertain the camera. No, it stopped years ago. You're like still think the show's running.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's like, uh, there's YouTube videos about this, like, Kensington Avenue in, in, uh, Philadelphia, where you're just, like, I've watched hours of this stuff and it's just people on drugs. And I'm like, it's so sad, but I'm like, I can't take my eyes off of it because I'm like, and they're not necessarily making fun of them. They're just showing it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We're in the police cars. Really starting to, uh, get a new audience there. That guy is in jail now sharing this podcast with his friends.


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[Assistant] You see, I mean, I, you know, I watched him in football. I mean, obviously he's very good.


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[Assistant] You do? I'm not a car guy but I do love them.


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[Assistant] Well I just, I think I have a, like a type of appreciation love.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like I'm not working on them, but I like that I, I love that they exist.


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[Assistant] When I found out that we were doing this, it made me want to ask you guys, like, what were your first cars? What's the first car that you got?


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[Assistant] Okay. I remember a guy that old blue six to six. I loved it. It was a good one.


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[Assistant] I like that instead of the eight ball shifter, you had the tennis ball shifter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the handle would come off. Yeah, you had to pull it. You need two hands to get the window.


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[Assistant] For sure, right? I had an 84 Bronco 2 and stick shift, no air conditioner. It didn't, it wasn't broken, it just didn't have it.


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[Assistant] They had a, the motor was all raggedy. They had like a Mustang motor in there. And so where the, where the starter, it didn't really match up. So when you would crank it, it would go like.


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[Assistant] Every time. And that was the worst part. That's the most embarrassing thing about it. It was more like this red one down here. Oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Always something, I had a full size Bronco after that car and it would, uh, when you, you would drive and then when you would stop, the water would just spew. I had to carry a jug of water around with me because it would just stop and it would spew all the water out and then I would have to pour more water back in there. We never figured it out.


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[Assistant] My dad had a full size Bronco, 89 white Ford Bronco. So cool looking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, my dad, OJ's was a 90s model, I think. Mine was an 89, but my dad took it while I was at work, because it kept breaking down. He took it while I was at work. He took this cool, full-size Bronco, traded it in on a 99, four-door Saturn SL.


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[Assistant] So I rolled into work in a, in a Bronco and came and left in a four door Saturn.


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[Assistant] I mean, I, I ended up, I mean, that was the practical car for me. I ended up flipping it later, but it was the car I needed. Flipping it like a wreck? Yea, I rolled it. And, uh. Just like.


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[Assistant] You flew all, you flew over them. Yeah, like, I dunno, I hit something and it, uh, flipped the car.


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[Assistant] Y'all are okay? We were okay. And this guy stopped and he goes, you guys need a ride home? And we were like, yes, we do.


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[Assistant] You just left it there? We just left it and it didn't hurt anybody else, so we just left it and then the...


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[Assistant] Uh, I tried to call some tow truck companies to get it and they were like, the cops already know about it. So I just went to sleep.


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[Assistant] And I woke up the next morning and, uh, went and, uh, had to get it, had to get a real release form from the police station and nobody asked any questions. I just got it. And I mean, it was totaled. I mean, it was dumb.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, now had I been in the Bronco, maybe that I wouldn't even flipped. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, uh, that car was great.


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[Assistant] But we call it Pooh Bear, because it looked like the kind of car that would have a Pooh Bear sun visor in the back to protect the kids.


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[Assistant] It does look like that. I mean it was a real, I mean it was like...


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[Assistant] Talk about like one day I'm driving a car that girls like and the next day I'm, you know, driving a car that no one likes. I mean it is.


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[Assistant] It was such a good car. It didn't have power steering. It was like really hard. I mean, it was the base model. But, man.


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[Assistant] I got a lot of miles out of that thing. That's where I started selling pesticides in that car.


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[Assistant] Alan Jackson says I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up down the road.


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[Assistant] I think my grandfather back then was, my grandfather was born in 1900. So by the time he was working, I think he was working for like several dollars a week.


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[Assistant] You know, maybe $10 or $15 a week. So that's pretty expensive.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. So there's still more. Yeah.


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[Assistant] A Toyota Corolla is the most sold. I drove a Toyota Corolla to here today.


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[Assistant] We don't care about it at all, and you can really zip around in it. Uh huh. Crashing into stuff. Yeaah. I mean, I'm trying to not dent it up, but it is nice to.


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[Assistant] All chemicals are bad though like that. All, all, um, like plugins and Febreze and all that's bad to bring that. Household cleaning chemi- they say like cleaning chemicals are worse on your lungs than cigarettes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Enterprise is pretty fast. If you go like budget, it's, it's, uh,


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[Assistant] I had to graduate out of budget. Cause I was like, I don't have the time.


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[Assistant] They used to say if you had a red car, your insurance would be more expensive. Yeah. Why is that?


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[Assistant] Yeah. You know, I had a situation like that too. I went, when I first started selling pesticides, I worked for a year. I was driving a 1982 Buick LaSaver real, real huge car. And then I, I bought a rental car. I had no credit and I couldn't get anyone to give me a loan. And finally a rental car company sold me a Dodge Avenger. I bought it.


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[Assistant] And then my job changed. They completely changed the job on me. They laid off half the company. I picked up all these things and then I flooded the car. I drove into some water and flooded it and I was like,


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[Assistant] If this car gets totaled, I'm quitting this job. I didn't want to work the job, but I was like, if this car gets flooded, I'm quitting this job.


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[Assistant] And then they didn't total the car. So I kept the job for like four more years and then ended up getting another car carrying over a negative equity. I was in so much debt for all these raggedy cars working a job. I hate it. It was the worst. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I sold that car and had to still spend money to get out of debt. But it was the greatest day of my life.


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[Assistant] I know. I was so trapped and I could not figure it out because I was drinking. So I was also drunk half the time. So, but I was like, I needed the car for the job, but I needed the job for the car. You know, and I couldn't, it was like, I was just so trapped.


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[Assistant] And I moved downtown, Charleston, and I figured I could work downtown and not even need a car. So I went carless for two years and it was great, but I love a car.


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[Assistant] Would you take cabs or? I would just bike everywhere. I rode a bike all over the place. And then when I started doing comedy, I would rent cars to go places.


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[Assistant] A lot of times I'd carry a bag and have other clothes to change into.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I rented a car one time and they, they said, you know, I got the insurance that if I, you know, if I wrecked it, I didn't have to pay anything. But they were like, you can't smoke in here.


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[Assistant] I think there are some jokes from me on Sirius that I don't know about. Oh yea.


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[Assistant] It's not, it wasn't the same jokes. Like, I wanna smoke cigarettes in here.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Smoking and driving was always the best. I mean, if you're a cigarette smoker and you don't, I mean, you don't smoke in the car, I don't get it. I mean, I love it.


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[Assistant] My first car, I had a Volvo that I used to drive, my first comedy car, I used to drive around in and I would.


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[Assistant] I mean, it was, it's great to drive and smoke, but also I'd go, I'd be up some northern city where it'd be too cold. You know, you just sit in the car with it running. I just have my arm out smoking, have snow all over my arm. I mean, it was, it's the best. I love to just sit in a car and smoke. It's so fun.


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[Assistant] When I was 21 months old, my mom left me standing in the front seat of a car and I pulled it into drive and drove it into a pond.


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[Assistant] And my mom can't swim, she had to run down and get me out of there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was fine. Did the car sink? Yeah, the car, they did total that car.


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[Assistant] It's so great. My mom had a car where you could, you, you open the door and then the seatbelt like runs and then when you close it, it puts it in the room. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Buick regal, that's what, Tupac talked about a Buick regal in a song, didn't he?


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[Assistant] I was totally fine. I mean, I, you know, I think I rolled the car completely one time because both of the side mirrors were broken off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what they say. Like the pond was the only thing that saved me. They said, like, if I had hit one of those trees, I probably would have went into the windshield.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I, I don't know. I mean, that's what they just told me. I walked over, grabbed it, pulled it into drive and it just, that's before you had to push the brake in to get it out of gear. Yeah. Your mom watched it.


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[Assistant] Dustin Richard Slay. They say that was the nicest car they ever owned. That I wrecked.


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[Assistant] And it had power windows. Yeah, when were you born? 86. 82. 82. So that wasn't the year of the car, that was Osmobile 88. Yeah. And, and they had, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, they said when they were, the insurance guy was out to see if he was gonna total it. Probably the 9th generation. The windshield wipers just came on out of nowhere.


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[Assistant] But I hit these one, this one lady in uh, Orangeburg, South Carolina and


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[Assistant] She got out, she had a baby. I didn't hit her bad. There was really no damage to the car and like.


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[Assistant] She felt like, it was like, she was gonna let, she set the baby up on the car, in the car seat. And they, she said, well, I don't see any damage, but I gotta get my boyfriend. So he comes.


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[Assistant] And he looks not happy. And I think there's no way this guy's gonna let me go. And then after a little bit, he goes, ah, you good, man. And then the car seat, just then the car seat falls off the car.


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[Assistant] Now that this has happened, am I still good? And I got to get out of there. I talked to a few people out of calling the police on me because I'm like,


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[Assistant] My insurance is so high, I just cannot handle this. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I got a lady, one lady let me buff, I go, I said, I bet you can get this buffed out. I said, won't you call, see what it costs and I'll pay you for it.


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[Assistant] And she called and I did pay her for the buffing, so she trusted me. But I was like, I cannot have this go on my insurance.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Are you not a good driver? Well, I just think it was because I was drinking a lot and I was, I didn't wreck a lot drinking, but I was hung over all the time and I was just, I was just, and I was driving for work. So I was constantly on the road. Yeah. Yeah. Having accidents in parking lots all the time. I just was like,


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[Assistant] I was having, I was, my twenties were rough. You get fired up driving though.


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[Assistant] But now I'm, you know, I'm all right. You know, I'm not having, I mean, I'm, I get fired up, but I'm like my, my senses are-


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, the, the, the Saturn had, they had, yeaah, the plastic ones that could pop out, and then they had grey, they called them 15 mile per hour, or 5 mile per hour bumpers, that if you got hit 5 miles per hour or less, it wouldn't do anything to the car.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's pretty good. That car was what I drove the majority of my drinking and driving days. And it was a lifesaver. Yeah. Cause I bumped a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] But yeaah. But that Buick LaSaber though, on the other hand, that...


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[Assistant] I mean, that thing was a boat and I drove it around. I mean, that was the car I got after I wrecked the Saturn. So that was like my punishment almost for, uh,


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[Assistant] I mean it's a nice looking car if it looks good, but it was, it was pretty wore out.


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[Assistant] But I used to get pulled over all the time in that car. I got pulled over one time, really, really drunk and I kept handing the, like the, I had a stack of papers, the cop was looking for my registration and I kept flipping. I go, is this it? He goes, no. And I'm flipping. I go, is this it? He goes, no. And I'm flipping. I go, is this it? He goes, you just showed me that. And


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[Assistant] The guy ended up giving me a speeding ticket and a like, uh, no registration ticket.


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[Assistant] But he put my court date so far out that when I, um, went to court, he had left the force. So I got completely out of it. I think this guy was fed up being a cop and he's like, I know this guy isn't in danger to everyone, but, uh, um,


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[Assistant] But I don't care because I'm quitting. I think that guy was on a two week notice.


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[Assistant] I got pulled over a couple of times like that. I'm very fortunate. I don't, I mean, I, I like to laugh and joke about the, the time drinking, but I don't, I'm not for it. I don't support it. I'm not telling people to do it. I'm proud of it. No, it was very bad. It was very bad. But I survived and I didn't hurt anyone else. So I feel very fortunate and it's funny to me.


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[Assistant] Do you guys ever do that? Donuts? Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] My buddy used to do this thing where he put the car in reverse and then he would really floor it and spin the front of the car around.


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[Assistant] Maybe they had a distance measured out where they were like, we know from here to here is a quarter mile and it took you this long to get there and they just were, you know, they knew the math.


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[Assistant] That is the shame of it all when you're doing, you're making real good moves out on the interstate, but like the people riding with you don't appreciate it and call you like a maniac and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Twice that it couldn't recover from. I've driven in some water a few times.


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[Assistant] I drove the car into water and they wouldn't, the tow truck company wouldn't come tow the car as long as it was in the water.


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[Assistant] Beer, a few pitchers of beer, if they would help me push the car out. So we pushed it out, the tow truck came.


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[Assistant] Took the car and we went back to the pizza place and drank and without realizing that I didn't like have a way home.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I just got a ride home with a stranger and, uh, it was great.


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[Assistant] And you had to buy, uh. Yea, I bought pictures for people and we were just sitting at Norm's Pizza place in downtown Charleston. And we just had a good time. Yea, my car's gone. I'm like, just drinking my problems away. Your life falling apart behind you. Yea.


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[Assistant] Like when you're driving, it'd just be like any bump you hit. That's what I think.


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[Assistant] Cause those are heavy though, you can't be on air on a- Yeah.


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[Assistant] And they have a tire gauge there, but I don't know how much air is supposed to be in there.


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[Assistant] Well, that's a classic Aaron Tippen song, you know. Ain't nothing wrong with the radio. You guys know that song?


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[Assistant] Is that what he's referring to? Well, he's talking about how, no, he's just talking about how raggedy his car is. But the radio still works. The radio's good.


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[Assistant] I'll be in Albany, New York, not to be confused with Albany, Georgia, but Albany, New York at the Funny Bone. I'm back on the road. I had two months off, uh, and I'm back. So come see it.


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[Assistant] The kids all grown up. I'm back. Come see my new joke that I've been talking about. I can't wait to tell it at a club. I've told it at the Opry, but I know I'm ready to tell it at a club. It's going to be hot.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the Nightland Podcast is brought to you by AG1.


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[Assistant] Babble and Mint Mobile. Uh, hello folks and hey bear. Welcome to, uh, the greatest, uh, or best of Nate Land podcast. I'm Nate. I'm still here with Brian, Aaron and, uh, Dusty. Uh, Aaron checked out.


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[Assistant] And then, and then you'll really be caught out. And then you're, yeaah, you really see the vibe of what, you know, that we're all comedians.


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[Assistant] Yeah, here we are. Uh, no, so, uh, yeah, uh, we are, yeah, cause we got 4th of July and, uh, it's a little summer. So we decided to do, you know, I don't like to take a break, but we're gonna put something out, but it's like, uh, we have one, one thing off and then.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Oh, it will be? Three years. July 8th I think was the actual first day. Oh yeaah. Harper's birthday. Yeah. Uh, she'll be 11. Ugh. Uh, yeaah, that's cool. So it'll be three years. Wow. Yeaah. So a three year anniversary. Oh, that makes more sense. Yeaah. Should've said it like that.


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[Assistant] Three year anniversary. That's the, yea, that sounds like a, you know, like a fun moment. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Don't ever. We're all out here sweating. If your listeners go, you guys not working? We could be working. He goes, they're asking. He goes, they're working. I'm choosing not to work. And they, we could be.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, well, enjoy this. Uh, uh, again, you guys are the best and, uh, the fact that we're here three years and you, uh, are still with us is unbelievable. You know, this stuff's, uh, this podcast is not about us. It's, uh.


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[Assistant] It's uhm, you know, just trying to be fun and, uh, and it's, it's about you and everybody that listens is great.


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[Assistant] And you're, you've been so nice to us and so, uh, we can't thank you enough and, uh, enjoy this. I hope you have a wonderful 4th of July. Uh, you know, don't get your fingers blown off. It's the main thing.


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[Assistant] Eat some burgers. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Hot dog yes. Some kosher dogs.


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[Assistant] Eat whatever's out there. Yeah. Eat the hot dog that you feel comfortable eating.


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[Assistant] What's up everybody? Uh, this is Nate Barghetti. This is the first episode of the Nate Land podcast. I, uh, you know, I, I did a podcast a long time ago. Uh, very, very long time ago. Right when podcasts were getting big and then we stopped it. It was basically like, if you like got a tip about Google.


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[Assistant] And then you were like, ah, let's get out of it. Uh, I mean it was like 2010 or something, I don't know.


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[Assistant] So, but now we're doing it again. Uh, COVID has forced, forced me into a podcast cause I can't, I can't do anything. So, uh, we're doing it here. We're in Nashville, Tennessee. This is the first one. Uh,


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[Assistant] I'm excited to do a show. I don't know, you know, I don't know exactly what this show is going to end up being. Uh, it's just us hanging out. Couple comics. Let me introduce you to the comics that are in here.


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[Assistant] But, so I just figured, you know, we're here, we're all stuck in Nashville, uh, so let's do a podcast, you know, let's get it, let's get it going. Uh, Nicole's Butcher. And these all sound like stores. Do they not? Nicole's Butcher, you know?


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[Assistant] Is it Nicole's? It might be Nicholas. Nicholas Butcher.


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[Assistant] S-O-R-E-S-O-G-O-R-B. Cigorb. Sore Cigorb. Is that the real name? Sore Cigorb? You think that is the real name?


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[Assistant] I hope it's his name. Oh man. Sore. Get in here. You have to say the last name or you just go sore. And he goes here. Every teacher. I don't think you need to be any more specific. Sore. Uh, he just sits there and the teacher's like, uh, which one? Oh, thought it was the other sore.


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[Assistant] I play your podcast while working, illustrating on my computer sometimes I spend large amounts of time without saving my progress because I forget to do so and then my computer crashes and I lose all my work. Now I click save every time I hear Nate say, unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Every time he roasts bland bread. I haven't lost a single piece of work ever since. That's gotta be frustrating.


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[Assistant] I mean, everybody knows not saving something. All the time. I've, when I've written out shows like Joe William, I had Nate Burgetti show from the failed.


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[Assistant] They, uh, but yeah, you types of that. I mean, it's a whole, you're just in the groove of like doing it. And then it just goes away. And you're like, and then the next time is never as good. You're like, that's the gist of it. And you're like, it's not that good. You know, I, I lost it. Miriam Gregory. I've been a fan of the podcast since day one. Is that, you think that's right?


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[Assistant] I feel like you can picture a sore. You can picture them in your head. I feel like I've never, I don't know what they look like, but I think I could pick them. If you said there's 100 people standing in the crowd, one of them is named Sore, I'd be like, I feel pretty good, I can figure out who he is.


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[Assistant] Eastern Europe? Soray. Soray Seagorb. That actually is a beautiful name now. And I want to name my next daughter that. Soray Bargetse? Yeah, Soray Bargetse.


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[Assistant] That's the guy's name. T-U-R-R-L-R. Turler. Turler. Think that's his real name? I don't know. I don't.


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[Assistant] Alright, you going Tyler? I go with his name is actually Turler and he has to live with it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean there's other podcasts, like that's what's like, uh, that would be like if you're watching the Titans play and you go, it's just too much football.


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[Assistant] This is ridiculous. Why do you not watch the Titans? It's a lot of football. Why don't they throw in some other stuff? You know what? They should. They should throw in others.


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[Assistant] It's like they're resigning, like leaving a comment. He goes, he didn't even give us a two week notice. He just goes, like, it's so funny to think like, uh, you think he's at home and he's talking to his, his wife, his roommate, and he just goes, I can't listen to this podcast anymore. And they're like, ah, it's cool. So you go stop listening to it. I'll probably let them know. And then I'm going to stop listening to it like that.


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[Assistant] What are you, what are you, what are you gonna do for that? Uh, you could just unsubscribe. I'm probably gonna...


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, where was it? Oh yes, the guy we met yesterday, yeaah. Sorry, not a big, I don't like talking to the fans out in the public, no. Yeaah, very nice guy. Yeaah, didn't know my name, but. Yeaah, he called him Matt, called Brian Matt.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Wasn't sure, and uh, went with Matt. And so, I don't feel like you look like a Matt.


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[Assistant] Worried is such a good word for that situation.


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[Assistant] And then for them just to call you worried. God, that's so funny, dude. I still remember it. How, I mean...


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[Assistant] That's like, that's like professional stand up. That's the, you would, you would try different words. You would be scared. You would try everything. And worried. If anybody's like, think about comedy. Worried is just a very funny word.


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[Assistant] And it's just such a description that it's not a strong person.


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[Assistant] And it's a good, I mean, it hurts like, you know, you don't say worried about he man is not worried.


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[Assistant] Like soldiers are not worried. Like they're, you know, they're confused. They can be scared. Scared is okay.


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[Assistant] Peter bridge. When Bruce told the story about the woman, I like how it's now just, I mean, it's not even, I can't even find one that calls me by my real name. I looked and it's what's so, it's just how quickly it goes in. You know what I mean? Like it's not like where it's an obvious, we're making fun of a joke.


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[Assistant] When Bruce told the story about the woman label, I mean, it's just like not like a breeze. When Bruce told the story about the woman labeling him as worried, it quite literally made me pee. Those chicks just totally nailed it.


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[Assistant] He still gives off the worried vibe. No offense, Bryce. Uh, yeaah. Worried is, I mean, that's unbelievable. That'd be naming your album. Worried.


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[Assistant] It's the name of my life. Yeah. You really should, your next album should be Worried. My next album. It's just, you're being, well you're going to have to do one now. The people are going to want to hear it. Yeah. Uh, you know, everybody go buy his first album. It's still out there. And, uh, but Worried is a great name for it.


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[Assistant] Ace here, Bilbo's PBS pick is underrated.


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[Assistant] That's a pretty good choice for one channel. Thank you. Bilbo. I don't know if I should thank them or be insulted. Bilbo's a, I mean that's a crazy name.


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[Assistant] Aaron pointed out someone called me breakfast. Breakfast is unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Breakfast is as good as worried. I don't think it's on here, but it was in the comments. I mean, breakfast is unreal. That's the best one I've heard. Just to call him, I don't know, is breakfast coming up?


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[Assistant] Man, yeaah. Breakfast is good. I like how Brickles and Aaron are finding their niche roles in this production. Aaron the reluctant genius and Brisket is the self-deprecating setup man. Brigade even smiled and laughed out loud a few times on this one. Wow, we got some life out of Brigade.


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[Assistant] Breakfast is moving around. Colin Lippard.


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[Assistant] Brad looks like the substitute teacher that desperately wants the approval of the full-time teacher. That's a great, that's like a real comment.


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[Assistant] The teacher's lounge is like, Hey guys. And it's like, Hey, and then one of the real teachers, like you don't work here full time, man. I know you're here for a while because miss, uh, you know, whatever miss Smith is.


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[Assistant] Uh, Matt Kosinski, Nate Rantz today had me wanted to run through a brick wall. Great advice for anyone to better themselves. Love the podcast a lot. Bon Bon and Aaron are amazing and can't wait to see them both grow like you.


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[Assistant] Bon Bon, what do you, what name do you think you're going to make it as? Cause it's not going to be Brian. It's going to be something else. Bon Bon I like. You like them all. That's why this keeps happening.


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[Assistant] I mean, Bon Bon. Welcome to the stage area. Bon Bon. You say, I mean, you could be.


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[Assistant] Dancing somewhere named Bon Bon. Now imagine the disappoint, everybody please welcome to the stage Bon Bon. And then you walk out on stage and like, oh god. And then some guys like, just wait.


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[Assistant] And it's just a picture of him. That's his image. Hello! It's just seven hands that go like that. Hello, folks!


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[Assistant] Penguin. I say penguin. Penguin? Penguin!


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[Assistant] Hey, what do you got going on here? Penguin. I'm just penguin. I got a couple penguins.


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[Assistant] And we got bought, put a couple of penguins downtown, but the other day, the other night, I bought a couple of penguins. You would seem like a guy that.


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[Assistant] What are you selling? I got a couple penguins in the back of the truck. They're a nice box. That's how...


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[Assistant] Just hear someone say penguin. Oh yeaah. Woah, you gotta have to go- I wanna hear somebody who-


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[Assistant] Legit. One of those said penguin prostitution. Now you gotta not say that.


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[Assistant] Penguin. Penguin. Penguin. We're both here. She said it just like I said it. No.


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[Assistant] Got a couple, how much a couple of penguins, how much they go for? 50 bucks. And he goes, a guy like that wouldn't know what it said. Like he wouldn't know that he can make money off of it. As he go, how much you want for about those 50 bucks? Get on that. You crazy, 50 dollars for a penguin. Couple penguins, one of them dying the right color. Uh, he said, I go, uh, 25.


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[Assistant] Go type in, when you were typing that stuff in. Yeah. X out of the allow. Yeah. Here. Go Penguin P.


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[Assistant] I swear PR, uh, what is that? I don't know what this, we're not sure what this is. Oh, it's a thing.


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[Assistant] Uh, they want rocks more than sex. Uh, do, uh, do penguins have, uh, uh, we should be talking. Oh gosh. This is inappropriate. Yeah. This is, uh, what, what did you do? This podcast is off the rails already. I mean, what happened?


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[Assistant] I honestly, I honestly thought it would be like, that's what they call some other thing. And then penguins are nothing. It's penguins. But it's straight up penguin. If you got penguin problems, how much you want to, I love a guy selling that.


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[Assistant] And a couple penguins in the back, one's, one's all black. Doesn't have any white. Feet are blue. Is it? Let me see. Let me see. Is you kidding me right now?


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[Assistant] I mean, I think that's what the guy says that wants to, because if I get a couple of penguins, I think we'll be, we'll be just right. I charge $8 to give them that place. Get a couple of penguins.


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[Assistant] Is that a hopeful thing? Yeah. Uh, yeah, so there should be other civilian stations that the planets blew themselves up. Yes. Is that what they think? Did you say civilian stations?


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know. I don't think they're... Oh boy. Maybe they, but I hope something is called Civilian Station.


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[Assistant] What's, is it the most, when's the, do you know like the most? Most traveled? Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. Why is Thanksgiving? I guess Santa, Santa Claus travels, so Santa's gotta come to your home, so that's, you know.


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[Assistant] Would that be the conversation that comes up? Maybe man. And you go, it's my favorite secular holiday. And your family would just, you come from a smart family though, right? So you guys probably use, I guess I remember using.


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[Assistant] Just stomp on the ground when you want something. You know, it's like how horses talk to each other. That's how, that's how we, that's what goes on in our family, just walk in, just hear noises. You listen to the whale sounds, you're like, no, my mom's cooking something.


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[Assistant] We're not using secular, I'll tell you that right now. If I threw that around my family, we'd all be like, oh, alright, alright. Whoa, someone's taking some online classes somewhere, aren't we?


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[Assistant] No. Would y'all use a Gregorian calendar too? Would y'all do that a lot?


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[Assistant] I know. But would you, with those words, I mean I just would love to be that.


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[Assistant] Like you bring your girlfriend over like from high school and you go, my family, it's great. Thanks for coming. And then it's, you know, it's like, uh, you know, it's like, Hey, how you doing? What's your, what's your favorite secular holiday? You know, on the Gregorian calendar, obviously. And then the little, the girl's like, what? That's the word y'all. You guys are going to, you just run her off.


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[Assistant] Uh, wouldn't be fire. I mean, I would almost say, uh, lever. A lever? Like a pulley or a lever, maybe? Oh, like a fulcrum.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Is that what they say? Is that what you said? Is that what you say when you go ride as a kid? You're just a fun kid. You guys want to go fulcrum and everybody's like, Oh God. Do you remember riding the fulcrum a lot alone?


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[Assistant] Anyway, so what do you think he's gonna do? I think I can get through a dozen chocolate.


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[Assistant] Which I guess is, I did, it's like two dozen, it's a 22880 calories is a dozen chocolate. What was that? I don't know man, that's a 2880.


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[Assistant] Eight. So Bates and Laura are eight. So who could basically beat eight?


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[Assistant] And then, so I think a dozen, two dozen, so it's over under. Can you get to two dozen is the answer. Okay. That's, I think two dozen is the thing. Can I get through a dozen chocolates?


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[Assistant] And do I add some glazed on? I don't know. But those are, I think those are the highlights. Eight, two dozen, one dozen chocolates.


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[Assistant] We want, you know, my, our numbers are not excited. Larry did three and a half. I was, I thought I could do a dozen. Uh, I did chocolate. Start, I think I did four chocolate. Four chocolate. And then, uh, two and a half of original glaze. Switched it up. So I'm at six and a half.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll give you that, uh, the chocolate, or I'll give you the dozen. It's definitely tough, man.


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[Assistant] Kyle M. Dear Nathaniel, I am a teacher in China and I can't go one more day without you using the word good as an adverb.


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[Assistant] The correct word is well. I've heard five year old Chinese kids speak better.


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[Assistant] One of them even has a guided horse, perhaps bridle path should be catching these. Where Kyle? Well, Kyle, how about I'll tell you, I don't even not really sure what an adverb is. So how does that make you feel?


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[Assistant] Oh, I've read, oh, here's an example. Incorrect, he plays golf good. Correct, he plays golf well.


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[Assistant] Uh, look, I'm not an adverb guy.


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[Assistant] And I don't talk about adverbs. I don't think I've ever talked about them.


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[Assistant] I say good, I do say good, I say good a lot, but I will say, I do know that when I'm saying good that it's a lot of times it's not good.


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[Assistant] But I do it, it's saying it different, which sticks out. I'm in a job of words. So.


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[Assistant] He plays golf well. I'm not going to talk like that. That doesn't fit. It's funnier when I say it's good. Good is what's funny.


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[Assistant] You know, but we're not competing for the same job.


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[Assistant] Oh. Gesters. Gesters. Yeah. Gestures. You can say gestures. Like I say like Chester. Like Chester Jors. No, like.


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[Assistant] You think that's who invented them? Court jester and then in Chester drawers and he goes, I'll just change it to CH and then didn't even notice. Uh, we're going to sell Chester drawers on their website.


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[Assistant] Uh, what do you mean? Jester? I'm putting an H in there.


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[Assistant] Uh, Chris, I mean, those words I have trouble, like, uh, when there's, you know, there's a collision of sounds right in the middle of them. I have a tough time, you know? And there's a car wreck of noise in the middle of a word. I have a...


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[Assistant] I have a bit of a trouble, bit of a trouble with it.


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[Assistant] My dog met story. In 2006 in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, me, my brother, and two friends were walking in the back of an unfinished neighborhood in the black man community.


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[Assistant] Oh, Aaron. No. This whole job is writing it, but they just say it.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, it kind of surprised me. That's how I look at it. If I don't know a word, that's what, just understand that's what it is.


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[Assistant] Onomatopoeia is actually not that hard of a word to say, but if you look at it, you'd be like, oh no, I don't know. Onomatopoeia.


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[Assistant] Matt Oregon, my 10th grade English teacher taught us that on a, on a mon, on a, what is it? On a monop-


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[Assistant] That felt like I was like trying to jump over and not fall in the water hearing that word. Rhythmical. Rhythmical. Like I just go, like trying to cross the creek and not get my feet wet. You got to kind of, the last one's a little bit farther in my auger there.


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[Assistant] I'm 66 years old and just started experiencing gout in my foot and it is an identical feeling to what you described. I'm much older than you. You're a big boy.


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[Assistant] And obesity is something that can cause gout. I'm sorry, dude. That's a, that is like, I mean, Danny Pritchard just said, Aaron, can I talk to you privately for a second? And set you down and goes, I don't know how to tell you this, man.


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[Assistant] And just go up to the front and go, hey doing, uh, I think you can ask the cashier.


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[Assistant] I think you got your answer there, you don't need a doctor, you just mention it here. We got doctors on here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we do. So you just say what your problems are and then they.


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[Assistant] My name is Aaron Weber as in the grill and I would like to cancel my fitness plan with you as you might have noticed.


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[Assistant] I can't really remember even which building I signed up at. Never been. Also found out I have gout. So having trouble standing on my foot. You have the number? Yeah, I got it when you're ready.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's all true. I don't know. You stop me when I keep spitting truth at you. All right.


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[Assistant] Handwritten is pretty, I mean, for them to see the handwritten, they're gonna think something's wrong with you.


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[Assistant] Put some time in tonight. So your counter reminder will say 8pm.


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[Assistant] And I'll go write letter to Planet Fitness and then you will go and lick your pin and.


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[Assistant] That's so, I mean, dude, sign it up. They're like, yeah, we're doing, you can send us a text message. I mean, we're do SOS. We're do whatever you want. You give us any form of credit card, you can pound tables. And I mean, yeah, we'll let you sign up easy to get out, write a letter. That's how they, they, they got you.


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[Assistant] That was the first call. I remember that. I watched that


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[Assistant] He called, uh, oh, he was doing a keynote and then, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you're watching on a television at home, you know, you're not watching Houdini in a town square in the 1800s as you tell me as a 10 year old Aaron Weber in your living room, you go, oh, he just, he scrolled on the screen and your family came running.


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[Assistant] I mean maybe in the room and like I get, but you're saying in the living, in your living room on your television. How old were you?


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[Assistant] What's the matter, what's the matter, are you gasping at another grown man on TV?


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[Assistant] Scroll, I'm not saying I'm not wowed by things.


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[Assistant] But I don't know if I'm gasping. I don't know if I've gasped anything.


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[Assistant] That's how you change the channel on your TV. You just started like rubbing on the screen. I wonder if they make as much though as a professor.


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[Assistant] For that one class? Yea, but you get paid class by class.


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[Assistant] Of changing, uh, seeing what people thought about changing hello folks. To what? To let's go folks. Is that not maybe better?


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[Assistant] Let's go folks. It's like, I feel like it gets us out of the.


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[Assistant] Mix of everybody being hello folks. Like every- people say hello folks. Folks.


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[Assistant] And then I think like they're saying it to us and then you're like, oh, they're just, that's just how the guy speaks. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Let's go, folks. Because we're making fun of Let's Go, no?


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[Assistant] Uh, welcome everybody to the podcast. Uh, I started with the let's go. I don't know if that's going to be the, uh, I mean, truthfully, all that, all this being said.


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[Assistant] I do think I get to decide what I want to say. I mean, that is true. So, uh, I enjoy talking about it and, uh, being in the mix.


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[Assistant] Let's go, folks. It feels great. I like it. Uh, I like it. I like the specific. It's, uh, when we did it, you threw a poll up on Instagram.


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[Assistant] And uh, and Twitter. And so what, what, what were the, the, uh, let's go and hello folks. Here's the Instagram results. Fourteen hundred people, uh, oh, I mean over two thousand people voted. Sixty two percent, hello folks. Thirty eight percent, let's go.


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[Assistant] What I would say is a lot of this is, uh, it's people that don't want change. Yeah. And that's, uh, you know, uh, Laura, you know who over here? People that are stuck in their ways.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Did they listen to it?


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[Assistant] That's the thing too, did people listen to the- And hear the explanation and hear the context for it. Yeah. And everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Laura doesn't. Uh. Here's the Twitter. Hello folks, same thing.


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[Assistant] Everybody still likes hello folks, because we've been doing hello folks. Hello folks.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm not saying I'm against, I like Hello Folks. I think Let's Go Folks just stands out more.


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[Assistant] I think that's, it's different. Hello folks is weird just saying the same greeting that's been said for 100 years. Right?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. I'm not changing the folks. Look, it's not for sure yet. I, we're gonna do, we're doing another, uh,


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[Assistant] We'll do another one. So how long do you guys want this to go on? If you know what I mean. Uh, we, but I, we're, we're do it again, but we, we, I want it to be a little, it needs to, let's let everybody, I want you to think in your soul about this. Get into it. I might switch. Let me think about it a little more.


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[Assistant] Maybe, maybe it's hello folks, maybe I just want it to be back hello folks. Yeah, can we have both? Huh? Can we do both?


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[Assistant] You're getting nowhere. That's how someone gets where they don't, they go nowhere in life is they go, let's just do both.


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[Assistant] That's, that is, but that's, uh, that's why you can't just sit and do, I mean, I don't know, that's, you asked if we could do two, I'm telling you the reason why.


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[Assistant] You did a poll, was the episode even up?


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[Assistant] I mean, it's, people listen to this podcast, like, on...


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[Assistant] Wait, we're acting like we're a live, like we're on a live show and like we, you know, it comes out, people listen to it, people are gonna think about it. I'm letting people think. We're making a decision.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna make, we're gonna do another poll if that happens. So it's this week.


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[Assistant] We don't have to do the poll. No, no, no. Let's do the poll. Okay.


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[Assistant] Let's see, it can be three, like here's what I think, I think it should be hello folks, that's this, this word hello folks. And if we see each other out in the wild, I think it's whatever you want, hello folks or let's go folks. I think it's fun to like, you can be let's go folks and you scream, like that kind of thing. Like, you know, it's kind of, it's, it's, it's both of them.


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[Assistant] May is hello folks is the response. Let's go folks. Or maybe say I'm a hello folks person. I'm a let's go folks person, but we're all folks and we all get along.


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[Assistant] Does people get that? I don't think I get it. Not in here, like in the, when we're out and about. It's your own choice. Hello folks. Let's go folks. You know, does that make sense? That's basically what it is. I don't know. We have to do a poll.


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[Assistant] I think it's hello folks here, moving forward, we're done. You can still in your comments, you know, all right, let's go folks. Like that's funny. Like it's a funny, they're both funny things, but hello folks is how we will greet you. How we will start our day.


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[Assistant] That would be what you should, you would be like, alright, that's cool.


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[Assistant] Don't you think you could've, uh, done it? Yea, I could've done a lot of stuff. Could've owned it. There's a lot of stuff I could've done differently.


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[Assistant] How big's your hands? How much do you weigh? Is your head bigger than my dad's head?


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[Assistant] Probably got ridiculed by my friends. I'm curious how you're pronouncing it right now. I said horse divorce. A horse divorce.


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[Assistant] And then he goes, oh. Specialized in horse divorces? Do they get divorced a lot? More than you think. Imagine what-


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[Assistant] What do you think it is? And you go, I think it's zero and he goes, it's every one of them. There's not one horse that I've met.


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[Assistant] And then someone comes over and gives him some caviar and he goes, oh thank you.


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[Assistant] Cause that's what they'd be serving at a horse divorce party. Upscale. Upscale.


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[Assistant] You know, if you don't say, what is it, or, uh, or derbs, how did they get to that? Do you think anybody says that word correctly the first time they see it?


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[Assistant] Cut Larry. Cut Larry. You don't need to cut Larry for this. This is horse divorce. What do we got going here, you know? This is uh, civilestation.


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[Assistant] Horse divorce. Just seeing a horse in court.


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[Assistant] Rachel Cain, the amount of misfortune that happens in Brian's life.


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[Assistant] I need a reality show. Please, someone just follow this man with a camera keeping up with the Kardashians would have nothing on bad luck. Brian.


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[Assistant] Can I address this? Breaking Brian. That's what we call it, Breaking Brian.


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[Assistant] I thought you were just joking. I got a lot to be thankful for. Nope. Yeah. Wow. I'm very serious. We'll get to the bottom of this stroke stuff a little bit quicker than we think. I know.


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[Assistant] At the end of the episode, I watched after the sign-off as Nate walked to breakfast and I expected him to give him a hug or something after breakfast is big news. Instead he reached over and grabbed some Sour Patch Kids. Typical Nate, keep up the good work.


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[Assistant] That was good. Uh, we've hugged. I don't think we did. Did we hug? I think we, not much.


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[Assistant] No, I think we, oh yeaah. I want you to watch, it'll take a second. Occasionally, when you got married.


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[Assistant] When this baby's born. I mean, the fact that you guys are gonna argue about it just proves it's not enough.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a point, I hug, there's, yeah, there's, uh, my buddy Dan Chackie, we never would shake hands when we would leave, cause he'd be like, we're about to see, you know, it's like, sometimes it's like, it can be, you're like, what are we doing?


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[Assistant] My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone! I mean, God, they make you really study when you sell peanut butter, huh?


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[Assistant] You gotta talk Kroger into buying peanut butter. They were an anti-peanut butter. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] Y'all are like the money ball chip. Like y'all were-


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[Assistant] And that's a big deal and shit, a huge deal and shit. I go barbecue, uh, a lot. I go barbecue probably the most I would go of something. And do you eat barbecue Pringles? No. You don't? No.


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[Assistant] That's true. That's on us, man. That's on, that is. That is on us. That's not on you. That's not on you. The fact that you guys, uh, own. Yeah, you own up to it. You own up to it. I will go do more of your barbecue Pringles. Yeah. Let's go folks. Uh, well, welcome everybody. Thanks for listening to this.


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[Assistant] I, uh, uh, this is the 100th episode, right? Yeah. Yeah. Pretty crazy. Uh. Did you think we'd make it? To a hundred? Yeah. I don't know. I don't think I thought of it.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I don't know if I, uh, no, I mean, I thought, you know, I don't know. I don't know what I thought when we started it, but it's, you know, I mean, every time I go to shows, people...


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[Assistant] We, we are going to change up something a little bit and, uh, yeah, baits.


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[Assistant] You go, you're moving up to my role, Bates. I'm in your role, let's switch. It's people voted and they wanted more Brian. Uh, so, uh, we're going to change it up and we're adding a fourth, uh, co-host. So it'll be four of us.


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[Assistant] I know people, you know, we've mentioned stuff like that. I think it's fun. I'm excited about it.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's just another comment, another, someone that's funny.


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[Assistant] That, uh, I think fits very well with us. Uh, I believe we haven't blurred out right now. And if, uh, I mean, if you're at home, you're trying to guess, you can pause it. If you want to pause it and try to take a shot. I mean, you think they could never, you don't know who's going to guess.


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[Assistant] Can I guess? You took that like it was a real beating.


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[Assistant] Well, we're, look, I think, uh, uh, we're big fans, obviously, and I think you fit well with us, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I, I wish it'd be, it should get its own thing. You know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, when did the Milky Way get, it got named after the, when did we call it the Milky Way?


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[Assistant] They shouldn't let them do it just cause you're like, man, you're kind of just ruining what we're doing with space.


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[Assistant] It really like takes the kind of steam out of it when you, you know, it's like, it's also a candy bar. That's how little serious we take it, is we're naming it as, and it's not even one of our real great ones. Oh.


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[Assistant] I don't think I've ever had a Milky Way, but people get rid of them. It's your favorite.


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[Assistant] We have these bells too. We bought bells. You walk around the bell.


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[Assistant] And it like rings a little bit in a bear bell. And so it's like enough to like, so the bear would hear you then, cause the bear doesn't want to meet you.


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[Assistant] But it's like, if you walk up on it, it's that's when you can get in trouble. The bell thing though, we wore it the first day and no one else had a bell. And I felt so stupid as we're walking by these people like ding, ding, ding. And then I looked it up and people were like, yeah, those don't.


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[Assistant] You know, cause it's like, they're not loud enough. Like the Bears hearing is like our hearing, I think. And so it's like.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't know, it's like maybe it would work and it's not, you could do it, but it's...


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[Assistant] If you, I mean we're walking by children without bells. And so I was like, alright.


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[Assistant] Uh, Paul D. I think Hey Bear should be the response to Hello Folks. I like that. Yeaah, that's fun. You know the last podcast I started with Hey Bear? Yeaah. I love a nice Hey Bear. Yeaah. Hey Bear.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Too main. I like Hey Bear. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Could be good. Is Hello Folks, I mean, like, uh, yeah, it's like Hey Bear. So, you know, cause I do Hello Folks and I do Let's Go Folks when we start the podcast. Yeah. Maybe Let's Go Bears.


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[Assistant] Uh, it pops in. We were doing it on the trip and they're, they're very funny to pop in Hey Bear. They just throw in a nice Hey Bear out of nowhere.


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[Assistant] Hello folks. Yeah. Hey bear. Hey, that is a pretty, even let's go for like, it is funny if someone goes, hello folks. Hey bear.


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[Assistant] And then see, cause then people will be very confused on that. That could be, it could.


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[Assistant] Y'all can, you know, I like it. I like the, you know, I like the less, I like people, you know, I always, I'll talk to Harper and we were talking about hello folks and let's go folks. And we said, what, I was like, what are you? And she said, she thinks she's more let's go folks. But I like that there is a hello folks and let's go. Like there is a, it is like, you know, I met someone, uh,


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[Assistant] Impasso. And they were, you know, a few were hello folks and then one's like, I'm a let's go fo- and it is like, you're like, you kinda get who the person is. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And that, I do like that. But I do like Hey Bear. Hey Bear.


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[Assistant] Alright. Hello folks and Hey Bear. I like Hey Bear now.


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[Assistant] Hey Bear is great. Uh, it's, it's like, uh, it is the good, I think someone said it in the comments. It's the best response. The let's go folks. Like, hey, if you say hello folks, you go, Hey Bear. Cause it's such an opposite.


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[Assistant] Wow. It doesn't, it doesn't matter. It's, it's the, it's the juice. Shake and bake. Berry sandwich.


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[Assistant] Supposedly, I don't know for sure, but someone told me afterwards that I think there could have been a fight that broke out.


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[Assistant] I would like, I had Aaron walk around just, if people, if they laughed too loud, not high enough, he would just keep them kinda at bay. If they weren't really laughing, he's like, not enough. Not enough. Up, up, up, up, up.


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[Assistant] It looks, yea. Wow. I mean, it's word for word almost.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think what I've dropped in a lake before. And if you look at the cans.


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[Assistant] It's a regular coat. Same. So I guess it's trying to float.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm Nate, uh, Senator Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay, and...


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[Assistant] Alright, we're having a good time. We could use more of this.


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[Assistant] It's just like, you just gotta get everything's gonna burn up and then become a ring.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the cost is, we're making the cost up. So it's like...


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, you got Saturn. That's not.


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[Assistant] Have an ongoing argument. I think that if ants were as intelligent as humans on average, on average that the ants would be able to take over humans and kill them all. There are 2.5 million ants per one human and they are strong.


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[Assistant] My son disagrees and thinks humans would be able to take them out. What do you think?


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[Assistant] Two and a half million to one, your entire bot, I mean, like, that means, let's say it takes


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[Assistant] I don't even know if it would take half a million to cover your whole body. How many do you think it would take? Just say if it's 500,000 ants covers your entire body.


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[Assistant] Like they could crawl in your body. That means it's out of every human, there's four kind of things that go.


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[Assistant] I just don't think you would ever know where they're at. I don't think you'd ever know where they're at. Like it'd be hard to, they get underground, they get, they could just hide and then they can be planted. The other thing is too, you could go to the water, you could go to the ocean.


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[Assistant] It's, it's bad news, but you would, you would go to the ocean. I guess you'd have to get out on water.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's just two and a half million to one. I mean, do the math on that. What's how many people on earth? It's just past eight billion, right? So do eight billion and then what's times two and a half million? I have it here.


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[Assistant] Well, 20 quadrillion is not even a number. It's like, it's so much that it's not even, and it's just the sheer force. I mean, just think of it, you had to fight two and a half million ants. Could you beat two and a half million ants? I could. In a room.


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[Assistant] Okay. You in a room with two and a half million ants.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You think you can beat two and a half million answers? I think so.


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[Assistant] They're as smart as anything that you can think of, they can think of. So just remember that. I would say give me. So they get, they could figure out talking or they could figure out like.