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[Assistant] The, the Hilton, which I used to stay all the time. I would swim in the pool whenever Nate would be in town and, and the same exact thing. You give the speech and then you go and the nominees and then you open up this like golden envelope.


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[Assistant] And it has the name and that's like to see Will Smith's name too and read that. And I mean, it's, it's just, it's surreal. They have all the golden gloves right there. The nominees were Denzel Washington, Will Smith.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Benedict Cumberbatch, Javier Bardem. That was Javier Bardem. I, that was in the re-rehearsal script that I was, that was, and I kept saying, Javier Bardeen.


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[Assistant] Well now after this process though, cause you have a whole other day of rehearsal the day before. Same location, all the cameras, and they give you a different name. And I thought, I was like,


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[Assistant] I think they just told me who won the Golden Globes. Like, you know, and it was, it's a, it's a dummy, but I think they give you the harder names on the rehearsal, so they're like, hey, you better know all these names.


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[Assistant] It's so crazy too though, the, the adrenaline after the show, cause it's live, it's all...


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[Assistant] These things, they have to be. There's no mistakes. It's all, it's, it's all shot to Aaron.


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[Assistant] Exciting kind of moment. And I actually worked too behind the scenes for the Emmys a while ago. I was like producing a segment.


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[Assistant] And I was at this party, which is called the Governor's Ball.


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[Assistant] And this was still a big accomplishment, I'm working behind the scenes, and this lady who is a, uh, governor, she's high up in the Emmys, comes up to me and she said, you know, I just want to tell you.


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[Assistant] We have a lot of plans for you. We really think you have a huge future with us. And I was like, oh my god, she loves what I'm doing with this behind the scenes stuff. And then it dawns on me that she thinks I'm Peter Dinklage. I was about to say.


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[Assistant] But it like, I was, I went from being like so honored and like, oh my god, that's the nicest thing I've ever heard. And then to being like, that's the funniest thing I ever heard. And I'm like laughing in real time a little bit, trying to be like, you know.


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[Assistant] I almost did, I got a lot of almosts, right? Cause I, I'll get a lot of like, hey, we may have a ticket for you or just come and you know, I'll be hanging out and I go to the parties after, but never made it in.


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[Assistant] And this is, you know, now you dress a little more fancier and this is like Nate with the Cumberland t-shirt. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] We had a fun, uh, overdressed up event, you know, when did we talk about when, when we went to for the, the, uh, the Christmas party?


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[Assistant] Plus, this is like, I've never been to something like this either. This is the first season, a couple months into filming, first season, and I've never been invited to anything like this. So I have no idea. I'm like, Nate, you need to wear a tuxedo! You know, like I have no idea what we're supposed to be in.


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[Assistant] And we're gonna eat and I go, no, no, no, they got an amazing spread of food.


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[Assistant] Everything you're, again, the adrenaline of all this. This is just brand new, it's like exciting and there was, I don't know how much wine I've had, but it was enough to where I just see him and I go, hey, and I just.


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[Assistant] So he actually had other people in on this before I knew again.


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[Assistant] He told Jay and somebody else, so he's like, he made the, you know, and it was like he made the practice team.


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[Assistant] So it wasn't like he's in the game. And I was like, wow, that's cool. And then I walk away and somebody else is like, yeah, don't talk to Jerry about the Jets. And I was like,


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[Assistant] And he hasn't played football in probably 20 years, but I think he's just.


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[Assistant] Somebody actually told me once, this is going back almost 20 years ago, that the David Letterman show, I wouldn't be able to be there, cause I'm too distracting in the audience.


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[Assistant] The funniest thing, I live on the street of the Oscars.


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[Assistant] So you can't park on my street during the Oscars and talking about seat fillers.


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[Assistant] They have to have a certain amount of people on standby in case people don't show up.


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[Assistant] Or, you know, and so they line up in tuxedos on my street.


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[Assistant] I think a lot of them get in, but they don't know where. Like if somebody gets up and they're nominated, they're not going to go back to their seat. But if you pan with the camera, because there's so many cameras, look at the Grammy.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, they, it's like six, seven cameras and cranes. So they want to have every seat looking full. So there's a lot of people that are like, you may not get in. Cause people like gotta go to the bathroom and.


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[Assistant] I don't think you go back to your seat. You go from that to like there's a separate area where you do an interview and you're on a...


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[Assistant] A carpet and you're in, you're holding it and you're talking about it and that's the way it was from the golden blood. After you present you, you go and you, you talk about that experience and you talk about this.


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[Assistant] And there's other areas, so they have people that go in, and you can't just have anybody.


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[Assistant] You know, there would be, you can't just have anybody on the street come up.


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[Assistant] And they had the whole thing with the one guy that was a seat filler that ran up on stage, I think at the Oscars, right?


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[Assistant] No, but I think he just ran, there was a big thing where somebody ran on stage.


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[Assistant] I think something recently happened. I can't remember if it was the Oscars or something weird happened where somebody ran from the audience.


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[Assistant] Cause they've gotten a lot of threats for like bombs and all kinds of stuff. So it's like.


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[Assistant] Could you imagine that if you, you win something at your entire career, somebody else goes up and gives a speech for you and you're like, ah, who is this and why?


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[Assistant] Well, there was a guy too, with the John 316 side, the Rainbow Man.


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[Assistant] And people would start paying for him to go to all these crazy events and he would have to sign or, you know, I think he ran on...


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[Assistant] There's a 30 for 30, I think, but he ended up, eh, it just got wild. People were paying for him to go to these things and it ended with him, uh, being arrested, you know, and he's in jail.


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[Assistant] I think so. Because that was, there was, I don't know the whole story, but it was like, it was like a dog day afternoon where he had people.


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[Assistant] Like under, you know, you know, he had him basically in like a hotel. They were like hostages.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he did. He did. But look into it. The story gets wild.


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[Assistant] See? The story makes, you know, it's, look it up. It's pretty wild.


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[Assistant] But he would go to every major sporting event. People would, would pay for him to go because he was also who would hope for the signs at John 316.


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[Assistant] And so he would, uh, he would go everywhere wearing the rainbow wig.


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[Assistant] And was very famous to be the ultimate person that would sneak in and stuff.


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[Assistant] Well I think, uh, there were certain people, I-I don't know all the details, but I think certain people were paying because he was...


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[Assistant] Sort of showing, you know, pro religion, you know, message.


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[Assistant] And, and, you know, like, uh, the Wimbledon.


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[Assistant] I think it was, people liked it, there was a religious message, just that there was the John 316 and he was so recognizable with the wig and...


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[Assistant] And maybe just somebody thought it was funny that he's doing all this crazy stuff. Running on, you know, so.


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[Assistant] When the Critics Choice Award, they just changed the, it's a...


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[Assistant] It's a one man show about your and Brian's friendship.


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[Assistant] I would guess Meryl Streep. Yea, Tom Hanks.


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[Assistant] What the movie is, you know. And he was a part of Green Book, right? Which won the Oscar. Big shout out, Peter Farley, the best, best guy.


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[Assistant] Is one guy like a gigolo or something and it's like, uh, and Dustin Hoffman. Kind of mentors him. Yeah, mentors him and he's sort of the pimp.


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[Assistant] He moves to New York and you know, Dustin Hoffman takes him under his wing and just shows him the way.


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[Assistant] I think one time she won after she'd already won and she was like, I know you guys are mad that I keep winning, but I'm sorry. You know, she kind of like said that in the thing.


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[Assistant] But I feel like it is though, like it's the first time you've won. That's an insane thing. The adrenaline of everything. You just, I think you do kind of blank out. You know, if you've done it before.


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[Assistant] I act and then it's wildly nerve wracking. I was like scared before I went up and I, you know, you perform all the time and I think certain people just think that they have it and then when they get up there they go, I don't remember what I'm supposed to say.


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[Assistant] And they, they literally, you see them blank, and they're like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's awesome. I'm getting to open for you in Salt Lake.


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[Assistant] BARTMAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUDDY!


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[Assistant] Zero documented shark attacks in the state of Tennessee. That's encouraging.


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[Assistant] I guess, I mean, look, this is the same way they come up the Mississippi river, right? Oh, went right by Memphis. They're like, nah.


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[Assistant] These are fatal alligator attacks and it looks like they've only occurred in the southeast.


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[Assistant] Well fatal alligator attacks, they have not found their way up to the rest of the country.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think it's just an artistic decision. So what's the green though? What do you mean the green? Is that green? Talking about blue.


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[Assistant] I just wanted to confirm it. Well, I'd be pretty surprised.


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[Assistant] This is just in 2016 and we can look at other years, but this is a pretty good year. We've got all the fatal animal attacks.


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[Assistant] That's not for just that year, that's up until then.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're good. I didn't notice it at the time.


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[Assistant] And it's working to be honest with you. I would love some free samples.


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[Assistant] You know, and I look bad. I picture a dusty like a third grade science fair with that trifold poster. You just got one of those set up there.


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[Assistant] The H Asylum. Sinsheimer. Sinsheimer.


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[Assistant] Here's the logo, we've got a kind of a man on the moon.


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[Assistant] Yep. And people allege that we got some devil horns here at the top and the bottom, and then we got an inverted 666 here at the bottom.


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[Assistant] If I had two Reese's Cups, I would eat them both. I'd stack them on top of each other.


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[Assistant] Just indulge and then just be sad for longer after that.


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[Assistant] I never had the patience or the foresight to like, let's, let's ration this out over the next few minutes.


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[Assistant] Listen, with all the jargon flying around like meme stocks, altcoin, shilling, it can be hard to figure out how to start investing. That's why I started using SoFi. This is true. I've been using SoFi for a couple of years. I went into it knowing nothing about the stock market. I don't even know, I didn't even know what a stock was at the time.


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[Assistant] I just knew everybody was doing it. I hopped on. It's a super easy to use interface. You can figure out all the different stocks, like the hot ones. You can buy those ETFs, which are like collections of stocks. You can buy crypto on there. Diamond hands. Yeah. You, you know, you have diamond hands like me. That's one thing. If you like to sell, if you're a coward, you can do that on the app as well.


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[Assistant] So whether you want to get started with investing or you already know the ropes and you think,


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[Assistant] I've already said a bunch of stuff that's wrong. That's fine, SoFi has your back.


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[Assistant] No commissions on trading stocks and ETFs. No account fees or hidden fees. You can buy fractional shares of a company if you can't afford an entire stock. Just buy a little bit of one. That's great. Complementary financial planners are ready to help with any questions. You can save for retirement with traditional Roth and SEP IRAs. It's very exciting. Cut through the jargon. SEP IRAs? Yep. Well, I like to just let them know.


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[Assistant] What the acronym is and I got a couple coming up. All right. Okay. Cut through the jargon and make investing easier with SoFi. Visit SoFi.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] And finally, ladies and gentlemen, oh, it's our old friend Babbel. Most of us learning a second language in high school or college wasn't exactly a high point in our academic careers. Dusty, did you take a second language?


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[Assistant] That's what this does. This is taught by real people who speak the language and they want to teach you practical language that you can use in conversation.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and there are bite-sized lessons, which is very fun because you feel like you're really cruising through it.


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[Assistant] I always say it's like a book with short chapters. You feel like, man, I'm a good reader and you've only read a couple pages.


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[Assistant] Other language learning apps use AI, Babbel, doesn't. You got 14 different languages, Spanish, French, Italian, German, and others. They have speech recognition technology where you can talk back to it and it'll tell you how bad your pronunciation is and how bad your accent is. Anyway, start now with Babbel.


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[Assistant] The Donner Party, you know, where the cannibalism, where they got locked in and they had to eat each other.


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[Assistant] Oh, you and I are out immediately, Brad. That's what I think.


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[Assistant] I don't have, you know, I'm not a prepper. I don't have anything, I don't have anything to last me more than a week at my house. I don't have a gun.


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[Assistant] If something like this happens, I'm worthless. Nobody on the block turns to me for help. I don't grow anything.


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[Assistant] I'm the anti-Dusty in a lot of ways. Dusty's been preparing for this for his whole life. Open for it.


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[Assistant] Well, I hope so. I was talking to a guy who knows a lot about this kind of stuff. He's a professional hacker.


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[Assistant] And he said, I'll tell you the first thing I'd do is I'd never use wifi. Oh really? I'd never use it. He said it's just not safe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, much less a public wifi like at an airport, but even at home.


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[Assistant] It's just, you're so vulnerable on a wifi network. He says, I hardwire everything. And once you see what people can do.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And you're like, ah, he's just so nervous about it. He only hardwires everything. Oh wow. Yeah. It was pretty alarming. And I thought about that for about a week and then I just went back to using Wi-Fi because it's so convenient.


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[Assistant] And I taped it down with gaffers tape on my house and I have it running from my router downstairs into my, into the basement. So my computer's hooked up, but we still use the wifi on our phone and everything.


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[Assistant] But it is a real security concern is that if you, if you're on board, if it can control how the wheels move and the steering wheel, I mean, yeah, a bad actor could hop in there and just kind of wait till you're on a bridge. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So there's a, you don't have an ally on this, Brian, this is a Vin Diesel pie.


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[Assistant] It's pretty alarming to pull up a website that says at doom's doorstep. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We trust Norway, the world ends and we trust Norway to handle this? I mean, what have they done ever?


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[Assistant] I still would be like, Dusty, I'd love to hear your explanation for this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Yellowstone has a super volcano under it where it's, it's, I mean, here's a map of what would happen if it exploded. The kill zone, I mean, it takes out Idaho.


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[Assistant] Montana, Wyoming, most of Utah, like right away.


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[Assistant] The country, and they think it would cause like a nuclear winter, right? In the way that a nuclear attack would.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's also, it's massive earthquakes, right? And all kinds, it's just total chaos there. Uh, and yeah, just the lava or whatever comes out of it.


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[Assistant] And the, the scary thing about this, the Yellowstone Supervolcano is every, everything I've read about it, they're like, yeah, we're pretty due for it.


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[Assistant] I get that when my, I have family that lives on the water of the gulf coast and they would get, every time a hurricane would come, they'd go, we're not leaving. This is where we live.


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[Assistant] I don't know if they can do forced evacuations, not in that way. I mean, I mean, maybe they can, but they just wouldn't leave ever. They're like, we're just going to ride it out. We've been through hurricanes before, whatever.


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[Assistant] Golden Globes comedy slash musical. Yeah, that's some funny moments in it.


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[Assistant] Give them those little things on the side. That's about it.


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[Assistant] And the idea is they're fully self-sufficient out there. Yep. Solar powered, I'm guessing.


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[Assistant] We're really banking on Norway to keep it together, huh?


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[Assistant] Voyager 1 and 2, we sent these probes out, we just kinda shot em out into the universe. Alright. The thinking.


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[Assistant] What the thinking is, eventually, I mean, eventually they'll run into something, right? So we loaded it up with the best of humanity. We loaded it up with a record of sounds of a baby laughing, of running water.


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[Assistant] We put some math books in there. We put, I think, uh, little, uh, Johnny B. Goode, who sings that? Chuck Berry?


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[Assistant] Chuck Berry on a record, send it out there and the aliens are going to find it one day and discover who we are from these records. It's called the Golden Record. What do you think about that?


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[Assistant] He knows about aliens that are the guy that got his legs bitten off by a shark. Well, like.


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[Assistant] I do when I'm using, in the context of which I was using it earlier.


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[Assistant] How do you do the podcast? How do you feel about soad instead of episode? Uh, that's crazy. That's a good soad. That's crazy. You don't like that? The epi?


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[Assistant] That is a great SODE. People say EPP a lot. I don't care for that as much. SODE is fun to me.


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[Assistant] But it's all about context. Sometimes you just, you're just having a conversation with a friend. You're just being a little silly, being a little goofy, having a little fun. You go, ah, it's a great soda.


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[Assistant] We got an elderly man in Taiwan did it on May 5th. It's a few weeks, you know, a few months before. And then there were other unconform reports, unconfirmed reports of it. So no, no real hard numbers.


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[Assistant] This Thursday, tomorrow night at mad life. And then I'm at the comedy catch in Chattanooga all weekend.


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[Assistant] It's almost like two different hours that you've had since then, right? It's completely, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I think Henry Cho has a story in that book about performing for a group of Korean businessmen and they only spoke Korean.


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[Assistant] I did a gig for a, I had a church for a pastor and his wife, their 50th wedding anniversary. It was a celebration for them.


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[Assistant] And I was gonna go last. They put the cake up on stage.


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[Assistant] They told people to line up while I was on stage performing and they cut the cake.


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[Assistant] The only thing I remember about that was watching, it was like Vanderbilt Florida basketball game. It already tipped off when I was at my house. I went and did the gig, terrible gig, got home, saw the end of the game. And I was like, wow, I got paid, terrible gig, but saw the beginning and the end of this basketball.


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[Assistant] We've talked about, I hear now we're just talking about how we're doing more corporates now and we're scared to give demands like, cause it does make a difference. The way the room's set up, where the people are seated, all that.


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[Assistant] No dude, it's you. But it does make a difference, so you do need to ask for that stuff.


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[Assistant] I've priced myself so low in the past that people, they're like, something's up. Like they question it. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Yeah. The host $50 is good only at a good club. Yeah. There's a lot of clubs. Host gets nothing. Yeah. And feature gets 50.


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[Assistant] It was Austin and then he had some handle and so I looked him up on.


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[Assistant] Facebook and Instagram, and I'm pretty sure it's the same guy.


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[Assistant] You wore a Bass Pro Shop jacket, didn't you on the podcast? I did. I got it from.


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[Assistant] Did I tell the story in the podcast about going to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and not realizing it was multiple levels?


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[Assistant] Well, we, we all went last year, but I went in the nineties.


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[Assistant] It just opened like a year or two before and I spent like all day on the first level and then they were like, we're about to close up in like 30 minutes or something like that. And I saw somebody coming down. I was like, what's up there? There's like six levels.


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[Assistant] I just ran around. The whole day I was like, this is cool, but it's not that great.


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[Assistant] How long were you in there? A few hours. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Just reading everything. I mean, yeah, I was like, I got some time to kill, so I'll just look at these keychains a little bit longer.


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[Assistant] He's right. Uh, I mean, I'm familiar with this guy because on my daily Google alerts for Brian Bates, it's usually him. It's never me, but it's usually this guy. So, uh, he's right. I forgot all about him, but.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I am familiar with this guy. Um, he's, yeah, he's been doing that for a while. Going around trying to, I guess, uh, shame people from going to prostitutes. Yeah. Okay. He's doing a good job. As far as I know.


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[Assistant] I think maybe this commenter put in there that, uh, at first they thought, could this be the same guy?


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[Assistant] I feel like there's very few, see if you think of this right, middle class comedians. Most, most struggle, struggle, struggle. And then if you ever do break through, then you can do pretty well. But there's not many that are just in that middle range. Most are struggling.


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[Assistant] He's going to the Saints. Oh, is he? That's the rumor.


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[Assistant] I remember we were at, uh, Five Guys and you filled up container after container after you just lined them up on the table.


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[Assistant] Yeah, somebody reached out to us and said that they reached out to someone they knew at the Adams chamber of commerce, I think. And I think the owner of.


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[Assistant] Of that K just died like a couple of weeks ago from COVID, so.


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[Assistant] They are in flux right now, but yeah, they're going to stay on top of it and let us know.


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[Assistant] Yep, and she texts me today, she's like, guys, come on, I'm your go witch expert.


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[Assistant] It was just me and my sister around the country. We'd drive miles to each house. So, no, there's no trading.


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[Assistant] Yep. And they're, uh, avocado toast. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's some truth to that. You were looking at me like, was it harder back then?


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[Assistant] We just did, yeah, yeah, we did pennies about the ramen noodles handed out.


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[Assistant] Maybe he's not a commercial airline. He has a plane and he works on it.


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[Assistant] You really don't like doing escalators? No, I just said that cause he talked about how something's happened.


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[Assistant] The walking, the moving sidewalk, I do like, I love those. Um, I mean, I don't.


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[Assistant] Get on them or get off them without probably touching the side handle.


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[Assistant] Now I would go to one of the other sides where there's more seats. I just keep my eye on it.


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[Assistant] Having weird reactions and fallouts from this hallucinogenics and they thought the witches were doing that to them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they're like, why is she acting like that? Because this witch did it to her. That's how I took it.


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[Assistant] The rye in the silo was something was wrong with it. Yeah. It got in their bread and caused them to trip out. There was a late frost.


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[Assistant] I think what I read was that's why they thought they were witches because people were having these hallucinations and they thought the witches were doing it to them. So they had to accuse someone.


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[Assistant] Uh, I admit I've had my share of embarrassing moments. I mean, I may be having a stroke right now.


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[Assistant] But I also turned 50 today, so we've all, you live that long, you're going to have some embarrassing moments.


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[Assistant] I got a great wife. I got a baby on the way. I got a lot to be thankful for.


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[Assistant] How long, for how long is she? She's already in second trimester. Yeah, yeah. I mean at our age, we wanted to really wait and make sure that everything was good, but we felt like now we're at the point where we can tell people, so. That's so great, man. Little girl.


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[Assistant] I'll be 68 when she graduates high school.


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[Assistant] Probably will be. Yeah, we don't break a lot of stuff on here, but broke that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so you, uhm, I guess it was last week's episode, we were talking about how many words we use in common language and...


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[Assistant] You joked that you used, what'd you say? I don't know, 50 or something like that. And you said you'd, I'd love to know how many words actually use in my specials. And somebody did a program and found out for you.


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[Assistant] So they do a program. A few people did this, word cloud, this guy broke it down maybe more than anybody.


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[Assistant] I know, but what was, tell me the two numbers again for each special.


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[Assistant] I love how you think all polls are just bogus, and then this when you're like, finally someone- Well this guy did a program. This is right on.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's pretty awesome. He did that for you. Yeah, no, it's very, very nice.


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[Assistant] Uh, and he said, uh, I don't know if you mentioned his name or not. Dave Perry.


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[Assistant] Well, I haven't had the baby yet. Yeah, well, just in general. But it went great and everybody at the opera is so nice, so I'm glad to get to do it again.


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[Assistant] I'm sure I'm biased, but I thought you had one of the best sets of anybody on that special.


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[Assistant] This weekend when we were in Columbus, we stayed an extra day. And, uh, so we were just hanging out, you know, our own in hotel rooms here.


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[Assistant] I knock housekeeping and then I just hear a guy go, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm still in bed here. Uh, and she's like, oh, well, sorry, your door was open. And I was like, what idiot left his door open?


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[Assistant] And a few hours later we go to lunch and we see the housekeeper and she goes, Hey, I'm sorry about walking in on you Aaron, but your door was open.


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[Assistant] I'm with, uh, Leanne Morgan, uh, this Friday in Hagerstown, Hagerstown or Hagerstown, Maryland, and the following Friday in Indianapolis. Nice.


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[Assistant] That's a tough, uh, I don't know if I can do school board and Superbowl in the same, the same season. Yeah, that is true.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think it does at a high school level. Yes. For sure. Because I mean, I guess we're going down this road.


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[Assistant] Um, but at a high school level, like, you know, there's towels, like you're, you're, you're, you're still discreet. Yes. You're nervous. You're nervous, but you're trying, you, you don't want to be dirty. So you want to take the shower, but so it's like, Hey, like,


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[Assistant] Take a shot, take your towel, you know, right to the water, do the thing. College lesson in the NFL is just like.


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[Assistant] It's just naked men, just. It's a job.


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[Assistant] Everywhere. We're professionals and we're just like, it's just, there's nakedness everywhere.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, oh yeaah, oh yeaah, I mean there's reporters, there's, there's, there's male uh, reporters, there's female reporters, I mean this uh, and there's just people just coming and going.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have noticed that and just, I mean, there's, there's something about like, you know, being around people in a, in a, in a, in a artistic and engaging way.


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[Assistant] It just kind of, like you said, it just stimulates you and kind of gets things going. So I've enjoyed it so far.


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[Assistant] I was worried about Nate. I mean, because I was like, hey, like, he's obviously super funny. I've watched Netflix. I've watched this podcast. And I was like,


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[Assistant] Show it. Oh, I think it's hilarious whenever like you tell a joke and you just kind of go...


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[Assistant] That is, uh, yeaah, that's a legit. That's a real one? Yeaah, that's a legit one. You can tell? Oh yeaah, I can tell.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know, I don't know if people are still signing a lot now. Whenever I came out.


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[Assistant] It was all the cards, it was a big rush.


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[Assistant] And you'd sit there and you'd sign, you know, 5,000 like little tops cards.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. And I got to a point where I was like, alright, do I just...


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[Assistant] You probably have a Google person. I know, I need to tell them to be like, you're my Google person.


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[Assistant] Well, so I, I basically, I need a better Google person than you.


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[Assistant] But the, yeah, the picture day is like, no, you're there for...


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[Assistant] It's like five minutes. I mean, it's an all-day thing, but...


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[Assistant] You just take your individual, I mean, it felt a little bit different cause you have like all the.


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[Assistant] Uh, Monday night, Sunday night, which were different.


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[Assistant] Broadcast. Thursday night, which a different broadcast. Like you have to do.


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[Assistant] Different, different ones for all of them. You have to say your name, like you have to do the intro. It's like, you know, four or five different terms.


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[Assistant] But you have to do that for Sunday night football, for Monday night football you have to do it, Thursday night football, and then usually you have to do it for the team, the team website.


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[Assistant] You do it in the, you do it in the beginning of the year, uhm, for the preseason-ish, and then you're, you're good.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be best for you and I will, I will do it to the best of my ability.


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[Assistant] I know, but does anyone really want to be a good looking comic? I feel like the worse you look, maybe the funnier you are.


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[Assistant] It opens tomorrow. When's Tennessee? Uh, it opened last weekend, but there's a three day season and then it's closed. It's closed for the next like two or three weeks.


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[Assistant] Is it like bow or? It's bow, yeah. But, uh, you can use crossbow. I don't, but the boys are what, nine and seven, so they'll use a crossbow tomorrow. But you do bow. I do. I do like bow bow. What time do you go?


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[Assistant] Now, like during this time of season, like we only hunt in the afternoons. Oh yeah. Did they not, would they get up at four?


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[Assistant] It's, it's, you know, it's one of those things that you tell them it's going to be great, but you better make it great.


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[Assistant] The purest, the purest, the real purest.


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[Assistant] You don't want to start with Bo. That's a whole- I don't even want to- That's a killer-


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[Assistant] Well, there's nothing that shuts, I mean, there's, there's literally, there's a gas station and a couple of things. I mean, what year?


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[Assistant] There's all kinds of rumors, uhm. Well, I know the truth, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's annoying. What do you say? In college I wouldn't even say it. I'd be like, yeah, I'm from Evansville. Evansville. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Evansville. Just outside Evansville. Close enough. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, what's the difference? Yeah. Cause it's like Santa Claus.


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[Assistant] Do the whole thing. Do the whole thing, Jay. You're from Santa Claus.


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[Assistant] Christmas Lake, yeaah, so Christmas Lake is like a...


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[Assistant] Driving in your subdivision, by the way, you're doing pretty well. Thanks man, we got, you know.


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[Assistant] But uhm, my subdivision wasn't this nice, but it reminded me like- Yeah, growing up, no, but that's- Yeah.


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[Assistant] But it, uh, you drove in and, I mean, it's Christmas Lake Village in Santa Claus. It was the most bizarre thing ever. But it was, it was, there was probably a...


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[Assistant] I mean a thousand people in the town and, you know, you could drive your bike everywhere and there's a park and then.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Patriots. Patriots. And it was the old, it was the old, um, New England, like the, the, the down, the, the free down. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You think you'd find that one? Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Bob Gracie's from Evansville. Okay. That's what he tells people. He's from that area.


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[Assistant] He played for, he played tight end for Tampa, uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeah, so Spencer County, Indiana is where I was from. He was from, he was from Rye Hill.


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[Assistant] He went to Illinois, he was a quarterback in high school. Starter and as a tight end. Same thing. Yep, and then he played tight end and, uh, won a Super Bowl in Tampa whenever with, uh, hold on, who was there? Rudin maybe?


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[Assistant] Is that close? I think it's up north. Oh wait. Born, oh he was born in Dale, Indiana. Really? Yeah, that's, that's like 10 minutes away. Oh.


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[Assistant] No, I was a Bears fan. Because all my family is from Chesterton, Indiana. Chesterton, like Valparaiso, Indiana, like Bryce Drew. That's Valpo. So all my family is from up there, my mom and dad's family. So they all grew up Bears fans. So I grew up a Bears fan.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean a lot of people are Colts fans, and then Ken Dilger went to the Colts. And so like, everyone was kind of Colts fans around it.


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[Assistant] But like, yeah, we, they moved out of the, I never, all my family's up there, but like, we would just go visit for Christmas or whatever else.


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[Assistant] You get there in a hurry. But I think once you get like Indianapolis and above, they think, they think like more Chicago, like we're a little bit more sophisticated, more northern.


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[Assistant] Uhm, human organizational development. And then I got a minor in communications just because I didn't want to go to grad school.


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[Assistant] I think, I loved Corey Jacobs. Yea, he was big in the NFL draft stuff. Yea, yea, yes.


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[Assistant] He's, I think he's on staff at Mandy. Like he's, he's got a real job. I don't have a real job.


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[Assistant] He did. The last, this is a weird story, the last arena football game I went to


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[Assistant] And the only arena football game it went to was with Steve McNair.


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[Assistant] Couple weeks before he, uh, uh, all this stuff went down. Oh, you went with him? Yeah.


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[Assistant] He's tested. Okay. Yeah. And then right now, 30.


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[Assistant] And I was, I was my red shirt, I was red sharding, but I was still dressing. Like it was me and another quarterback and on away games, we would switch back and forth on who.


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[Assistant] Who went in the way game and used a dress that you weren't playing. And we were in Florida and it was, gosh, I think it was 28 to nothing into the first quarter.


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[Assistant] And we ended up losing like 72 to 10. And I got home and I was like, this is bad. This is really bad. I think I maybe need to find my way out of this place. Obviously I didn't, but uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, there's definitely a part of you once you get somewhere where, you know,


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[Assistant] Maybe necessarily didn't want to go and is a little bit below where your expectations were that you want to, you want to be like, Oh, we're not good. Yeah. You want to go out there and figure it out.


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[Assistant] We started, yeaah, it was amazing. Bobby, Bobby for being, you know, a Steve, who did he look like? Steve, uh. Martin. Steve Martin. Yeaah. Looked like. Looked dad like him. Yeaah. And it just, uh, kind of just your old, like, grandpa looking white guy.


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[Assistant] They recruited really well and I think if you look at like the James Franklin teams and you know that his early success is, is because, you know. Yea, Jordan Matthews I think. Yea, those guys recruited so well.


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[Assistant] He, uh. He's got some health issues right now, unfortunately.


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[Assistant] Arkansas behind it. What time was it exactly? I was, I was just talking about that game a couple of days ago because one of my quarterback coaches that I had in Chicago is in Arkansas now. And, uh, we had a two minute drill. We had a fourth and gosh, I want to say like 18 or 16. I remember listening to this game on the radio and we hit.


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[Assistant] And I hit Eric Davis in the, in the seam and then we ended up scoring Marlon White on a, uh, a slant to win that one.


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[Assistant] I feel like maybe like, Talladega, like, there's just gotta be some NASCAR stuff. No, I don't think.


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[Assistant] I mean I guess it's a rounded square, it's a rounded rectangle.


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[Assistant] Knoxville? Yeah, probably a hundred something, a hundred and five maybe. That's a lot. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] I hear it. Like it's like. It's the eternal vision. Like it's.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I mean, and then, I mean, it gets so loud that you just...


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[Assistant] You're just screaming in the huddle and you just hope that everyone hears you.


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[Assistant] It's either a sign that they don't care and they're not a part of the play, it's going the other way, or they heard, they, most of the time, they only need to hear, they only need to hear like one piece of the play.


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[Assistant] Like they don't care about the protection. They need to hear the formation and then whatever their piece is.


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[Assistant] I've been in huddles where you said the player and the receiver just walks to the sideline because he's not getting up all he's like I'm out. Get somebody else in here.


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[Assistant] Uh, high school, as you say. Yeah. I mean, the thing about the NFL is...


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[Assistant] I mean, playing at Vandy, like you were always, I think we talked about this for a second, is, you know, we had like four good guys, maybe five, and like the SEC schools, like they had 11 dudes that were legit. Then when I got to NFL, I was like, oh well, all


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[Assistant] 11 of my guys are pretty good. So like it kind of evened out. It got a little bit, I mean, I'm not going to say easier, but it was just, it was a more level playing field.


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[Assistant] There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a lot of, uh, story in this, in this thing though. There's an alcoholic. It's my favorite sport. There's, there's the coach. The coach is like, he got kicked out of a different school for, you don't really know, find out what. Right. There's a love story in it. There's a couple of broken families. Y'all watch this in school.


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[Assistant] Do you want to go to middle school? Like you have to watch Hoosiers and you have to, you have to give a report on it. And it better be good.


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[Assistant] It's, what's wrong with Rudy? Like, what's the real story? Well, he wasn't, the story isn't, they say it's not that accurate and Rudy was a little bit not that type of guy that he was portrayed as in the movie.


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[Assistant] Them and LSU, like, it didn't matter. Like offensively, I think they've gotten a lot better, but defensively...


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[Assistant] Like they had just animals up front. Like their front four, like where they had like three fresh round picks every year. It's like where do you guys keep finding these dudes? You have aliens up here.


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[Assistant] Okay, I'll help you here. Uhm, so a golf swing and hitting a baseball, like with your hips and your...


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[Assistant] And moving your weight is a lot like throwing a football.


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[Assistant] Up, up to probably like here. And then you have to incorporate.


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[Assistant] You know, your arms and, and all this stuff, but from, you know, from here down.


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[Assistant] It's not that far off. Like everyone kind of wants to correlate it to pitching, to baseball and stuff and it's not even close to that. Cause you're stationary for the most part. You might take a small step but you're grounded in the ground where baseball coming off a mound, like you're getting momentum and you're basically falling off a hill.


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[Assistant] It's your legs, it's your hips, it's your core, like that's where you're generating all your power. Like this is just an extension, this is just like a whip.


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[Assistant] Maybe. Pencil is the last VP I take. Yeah.


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[Assistant] What about the New York one? Or live one? I don't know, I just make this stuff up.


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[Assistant] Why don't y'all do that? I think there's more than one Santa Claus. Is there? In the U.S. Oh. I'm guessing. That's not fun. Santa Claus cities.


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[Assistant] Wait, so where is Santa Fe, Indiana? Cause that seems to be the problem here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I'm saying, so is there a Santa Fe, Indiana, currently?


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[Assistant] I don't know what a ghost town is. Like can you go to a ghost town?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, they're just old buildings. If you want to live there, I'm sure no one's gonna stop you. Why don't we go start a town?


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[Assistant] French Lick. I mean, French Lick was that like? Look, there's some, there's some, look up French Lick, uh, like attractions or like there's some like monastery or some, uh, what's that? What's this thing?


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[Assistant] And the rest of the town is, there's nothing. Just Larry Bird statues. Yeah, it's just Larry Bird. Is there a statue of him there? There's a hundred of them. Yeah, every other street's Larry Bird Avenue.


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[Assistant] I mean, yeah, no, we need them. I obviously, I mean, maybe after this podcast, this could get started. This definitely could spark it.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think right here. I think you gotta do it at the fresh lake. I guess you gotta have a convention. I mean, I wanna go to this place.


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[Assistant] In Splash and Safari. In Splash and Safari. It's actually, it actually is legit. Yea, it's like awesome. Yea, it's, yea.


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[Assistant] It's a big part. It's literally right next to Christmas Lake Village.


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[Assistant] Oh, so it's like kind of down? No, like there's no highway. This is a two-lane road.


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[Assistant] If he could figure out the map thing, we might have a job.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I mean, if you follow my cursor here, like this is the exit out of Christmas Lake Village. Like you just drive up here or we would go actually, we would kind of cut through the woods back in here and hit this like country road and just ride our bikes.


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[Assistant] And then you just go, actually you go down here and then just, you just ride in there.


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[Assistant] You go through with your little pass, like this is, all this is a parking lot. All this, all this is a parking lot.


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[Assistant] So you just park your bike right here at the ticket thing, show them your season pass and you're.


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[Assistant] How fun is that? You're five minutes from a roller coaster. What a fun childhood. Unlimited Coke at Holiday World.


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[Assistant] It's either smoke or probably a drag slam or there's no telling what it is.


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[Assistant] Love the good hand warmer. And we had hand warmers from when it rained. It had like this wick drying like stuff in it.


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[Assistant] Those things are, you will, you get to a point where if you sit there long enough, like you have to put like a towel down and sit on them. Oh.


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[Assistant] Is it like when you're playing that cold, is it the worst or is it? I liked it. Yeah. Cause everything's slow, everyone's slow. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Everything slows down. Like, the defensive line sloooow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, some do. No, I didn't. I was like, I need to be. I went to a point where I bought, uhm, just went out into the parka, just paint my number on this guy.


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[Assistant] Like three quarter sleeve, uh, wetsuits. Oh wow. Yeah. Tops. Oh, that's pretty smart. And wore the, uh, Tom Brady I think was probably one of the first ones.


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[Assistant] That did it and then I heard about it and we bought some of it. They, uh, from a company from California and, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. The scuba gear basically. Yeah. And it was, it was aw, that was awesome. Like you.


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[Assistant] You had to, you had to make sure that it wasn't too thick, like the millimeters and stuff wasn't too thick, but it, it, it worked great.


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[Assistant] Did you know, did you know, I just figured this out cause my farm in Kentucky were doing it.


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[Assistant] There's a certain corn that you plant that actually is popcorn.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then there's just regular like corn on the cob and then there's different. I didn't know. I didn't know. That's what you want out there. Apparently. Yeah. Cause I, we were, we had corn and we lease it out and I was like, they're like, it's popcorn. I was like, what do you mean?


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[Assistant] Like, well this is specifically for popcorn.


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[Assistant] You know, getting hit, getting hit is different with that position. Like, you're gonna get hit. You're gonna get smoked a few times.


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[Assistant] Like looking at the ball. Every game. Yeaah. Uhm, you know, he's one of the most impressive athletes ever to play any sport. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So athletically he can figure it out. He just has to be willing to get hit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, yeah, a lot, I mean, there's sometimes, like, you get some guys and it's like, oh, like, he, he took care of me. Instead of just smoking you, they'll kind of like wrap you up. Yeah. Just roll you down and he's like, hey, thanks bud. Hey, appreciate that.


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[Assistant] So, I mean, all 14 are on the quarterback. You might have a couple in there, but like, some of them, I mean, most of it's on the something, someone blocking. It's their fault, not yours. So it's a tough thing.


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[Assistant] We're making deals with the opposite team.


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[Assistant] How much is enough is enough, Jay. Come on. We were up 90 to nothing and they put.


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[Assistant] This is really bad. And they're driving down to score and they're on like the four yard line or something. And all of a sudden I heard, first team defense. We're up 90 to nothing.


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[Assistant] So we all go back in. First team defense is back in the game. Please stop these guys. We get the fourth down and they're trying to kick a field goal and all out block.


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[Assistant] You know, four quarters, like to the last 30 seconds.


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[Assistant] Do y'all shake hands afterwards? I'm sure, I mean, I'm sure the coach probably didn't.


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[Assistant] Uh, Southridge game was on the road, I remember that one, uhm, cause that was supposed to be a tough game for us.


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[Assistant] Uh, but that was her last race. What was you doing? You were a quarterback and? And, uh, safety. Safety. Yeah. And then Washington was on, Washington, I guess Washington was, I think, no, Washington was on the road. Would you throw a


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[Assistant] Uhm, Mount Vernon B2CA before. Uhm, we won that one obviously. Whiteland was on the road. That was a tough game. Ron Collier was a, uh, they were supposed to be the best, one of the best in the state. Uhm, we destroyed them. 27-0. And then Zinesville, we were up.


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[Assistant] We were up 14 to 21, nothing at halftime. Ooo.


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[Assistant] And they, uh, they ended up coming back and the running back had...


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[Assistant] I want to say 200 and something yards. I had like 18 or 20 tackles. The other safety had like 18 or 20 tackles. Like we couldn't stop this.


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[Assistant] And uhm, I threw a couple picks that game, didn't play very well. And they, it was 24 to 20, no that's not right. It was like 21-21.


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[Assistant] They had the ball first, they kicked the field goal and then, uh, we ran one play for.


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[Assistant] From the 10, I guess it was, was rolled in. No yards. And then we put four dudes out to the right.


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[Assistant] And I think there was one backside and through like a lateral to the right, I stepped back.


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[Assistant] Might all fall apart. We'll see what happens. If not, I think I can be your Google guy.


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[Assistant] Of changing, uh, seeing what people thought about changing Hello Folks. To what?


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[Assistant] Let's go, folks. It's like, I feel like it gets us out of the mix of everybody being hello folks. Like, people say hello folks. Folks.


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[Assistant] And then I think like they're saying it to us and then you're like, oh, they're just, that's just how the guy speaks. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Let's go, folks. Because we're making fun of Let's Go, no?


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[Assistant] Like that's so specific that it's like, if you say that, then you definitely know who they are, right? Like that's how we can all talk to each other.


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[Assistant] And then we're just trashing the let's go people. And they think, oh, that's cool. You say, let's go. You're like, yeah, I do say it. And then we, all of us folks know we're better than them. And that's the real goal here. We just want everybody to know we're better. You think you're better than me? That's the attitude we bring. No, I don't know. Let's go.


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[Assistant] You think you're better than me? I'm sorry, what did you say? Do you think you're better than me? Let's go folks. I like it. See what people think.


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[Assistant] I think it's fun. I think it makes it, you know, stands out.


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[Assistant] It like makes it more, you know, cause I had a hello folks, uh, recently.


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[Assistant] And, uh, well, one was, uh, one was a listener. And, uh, it was great. And so we could talk to them.


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[Assistant] But then sometimes it is, it's a mix of you're like, what happened this weekend? So, uh, where I had a mix up, I went to add a pretty awesome weekend.


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[Assistant] Uh, Great Fathers Day, Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there. Uh, they, uh, we went to Derek Trucks, Tedesky Trucks, uh, concert. And, uh, we're friends with Derek and Susan. They're both wonderful, wonderful people. Amazing people to be friends with. They're, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, I mean, her voice is unreal and then he's a prodigy.


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[Assistant] Like a true child prodigy. He was in the Almond Brothers, his uncle's, uh, Butch Almond. And he joined the Almond Brothers at nine years old. Harper's about to be nine. Nine. He, from, I asked him, I was like.


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[Assistant] And when he was nine, he would play, he told me three to four songs.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, by the time he was, uh, 11, he was just full time in the band and doing their full tour. 11, 11 years old and good enough to be on the stage at the Allman Brothers. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] And so he, uh, it was, it was awesome to get to watch him. And then, uh, I mean, they're just really, they're just great, great people. Anyway, so that, so we're standing, we got to stand on stage and, uh,


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[Assistant] There, uh, a lot of people came up and said, what's up? And people listen to the podcast too. And they, so I'm staying on stage and this dude walks up and he goes, is it, do you always feel like you have to take the obligatory, is that the word right? Obligatory picture?


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[Assistant] And, uh, I had so many people come up and say like, hey, big fan, whatever. And I go, nah, nah, it's fine, man. And he goes, oh, you don't feel that? And I was like...


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[Assistant] You know, like, so it definitely did not, I was super surprised. He did not, he didn't fit who I think would be at the show.


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[Assistant] And, uh, not on my show, not his, not Derek truck show, but, uh, but they, but hey, I was like, nah, man, I'm not touched. I go, nah, it's fine. He goes, you don't? And I'm like, Oh, you mean of them.


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[Assistant] He's just like, he's like, yeah, dude, I'm just trying to, you don't want to take a picture of the on stage. And I go, I guess. And then, and we took, I mean, I was taking some pictures and that's what he's talking about. And so that made me, that's almost what started the hello folks into the let's go folks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if that ever ha- yeah, for, as, as, uh, if you're a fan and you listen to-


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[Assistant] You know, it's always even a weird thing too, you don't always like come up and be, you know, it's like go say something to you.


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[Assistant] Then this is all very specific. I know people are going to be like, Hey man, I'm just trying to say hello. I don't need to follow your rules. You don't have to follow the rules. You can do whatever, do whatever you want to go do.


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[Assistant] Uh, but you tend to, people would always say that. I'd always, I remember Big Jay had a great answer to that because people would always come up and sometimes and say, uh, man, I thought you were funnier than the headliner. That's, that's like a, that's like a famous thing that people say.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Jay always had a great thing that he said. He goes, I mean, I did 20, I did 15 minutes. He's like, there's a big difference. So it's like, if you say that to go like, yeah, I got to, if you're the middle act, that's the touristy, the best gig in the world.


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[Assistant] Yes, he's got a new hour, he's got a new, you know, whatever.


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[Assistant] And so it's like that tends to be, not saying a headliner should be.


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[Assistant] As you headline, my goal is to like, I need to make you forget.


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[Assistant] You think you would have. About 20 minutes in, you'd be like, where's the next guy? Yeah, yeah. You would say it about the other guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's interesting when you start headlining and people really come for someone.


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[Assistant] They, then it, then it just changes. They don't, I feel like that kind of goes away because they're just excited to see who they want to see. And, uh, so then, but then you still want the show to be good. I mean, that's how, when I, you know.


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[Assistant] Getting you, like you guys opening, so I want the show to be great. Like I will, you, I would not bring you on the road. If you bomb.


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[Assistant] That's how you get off the road. You'd always hear stories about that. Sometimes people will bring bad opening acts. So it makes the headline. So the headliner then looks better. And I never understood that. I've always heard people have done that, but I've never, I never understood that. I would think.


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[Assistant] Cause I want the show to be better. I would be furious. If I followed and you bombed, I would be so mad to be like, I gotta fix your nonsense. Like I gotta go up and now like get this crowd in the mood for a show. Like you should just be, they're teed up.


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[Assistant] Just go have a great set, murder and then get out of there. That's all we want.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And so when you gotta build, I mean, it helps you build a, uh, a better act when you have to follow good acts.


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[Assistant] And the crowd, I mean, you're giving them, it's a show.


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[Assistant] You're, it's a whole show, so you want them to be like, yeah, this whole thing was awesome. The whole experience was great. So, uh, but overall, yeah, the, the, we went, so I, uh, I went to, yes, we got to go to the Tadeski trucks and then we got to go to, uh, NASCAR.


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[Assistant] NASCAR was in Nashville, and first time it's been


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[Assistant] They're I think 37 years or something like that. Wow.


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[Assistant] It was awesome. How many people were there? I mean, it looked like it was hundreds of thousands. Yeah. I don't know what the attendance is, but I mean, it had to be, it was sold out. It was at the track out in like Gladeville. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. It was awesome. I mean, it was, uh, the, it was just, it was cool to see and cool to see everybody out there. The race was.


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[Assistant] The race was great. I had like, so our neighbors all went with their, everybody brought their, all their daughters came and uh,


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[Assistant] So, I've, I had them like betting. I'm getting, I'm getting these kids gambling. But they loved it. Like my daughter and all the other kids, they, uh, they,


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[Assistant] Like, loved it. Cause I said, alright, y'all get a pick.


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[Assistant] Two people that you think is going to win, and whoever wins, I'll give each of you 20 bucks. And like, they win in teams, so then they win pick. And it's funny because they don't know, like, some of them had, like, uh, they're, my daughter, like her team, her and Carter, they're a little...


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[Assistant] I was like, I'd probably pick some cars up to the top. And Harper, I want one, uh.


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[Assistant] So yeah, it's like, there's not, I go, let's pick a.


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[Assistant] Let's pick a number that you see out there, you know. But I mean, they were picking some cars, you're like, alright, let's not, let's not go to...


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[Assistant] I did it with, uh, Kentucky Derby with them too one time. I go, y'all can pick a horse and whoever wins, I'll give you, if your horse wins, I'll give you 20 bucks.


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[Assistant] And they, uh, and I mean, there's, they do, they just start picking the name, the name they like and all this stuff. And you know, it's a guy that's like a hundred to one. You're like, all right, well let's, I want y'all to have fun and your horse might get shot before the race starts. So let's, let's maybe go up a little bit and pick a different.


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[Assistant] Uh, Kyle Larson won the, he's number five. He was, I mean, no, I'm not talking about NASCAR, but I've never seen someone more dominant.


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[Assistant] I mean just the, it looked like he shouldn't have been, no one else should have been out there.


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[Assistant] Like he would be, he'd be, they'd restart it and he'd be like six cars back and then he just, just drives by everybody. Like you're going, is his car just allowed to be faster than everybody? I mean, just was like gone, dude.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I think so. I mean, it's just your, their car is not good enough. And so if your car is not, I mean, you're, you know, if you drive your car versus you're in your next to, if you're in your Honda Accord and you're racing a Ferrari, like it's like, it's going to be different. And I think that that's just what it is.


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[Assistant] You boys ready? And there's just a, there's a girl out there with two, what's the, you know, the flags about to go start.


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[Assistant] Given the commitment you guys have to staying on topic, I feel like this could have still been called the Georgia episode and no one would have noticed.


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[Assistant] To be honest, I really thought we'd talk about Georgia. Uh, Jack from your house. I make jokes in online games for videos and I've been struggling with where the line is as a Christian. It's good to hear you guys talk this out. This is by far one of the most serious episodes to date, but it's still so lighthearted, funny and encouraging.


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[Assistant] I've been struggling where the line is as a Christian, like is your job real?


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[Assistant] That's the line. That's the line. He's like, yeah, the jokes are very good and easy. Uh, is what I'm doing legal? That's the, that's the question, you know? Man, there's jobs that are


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[Assistant] You know, it's like yeaah, you can make fun of stuff man, you can do whatever you want. It's like just be, you know.


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[Assistant] Just don't be hateful. And that's what the online thing is.


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[Assistant] Uh, which I'm sure hopefully he's not. Uh, Christina Marshall. Honestly, I was nervous about this one, but it was so good. Butterscotch buying tickets to Nate's show is just the best illustration of their friendship dynamic. Best part of my Wednesday every week. Pretty good.


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[Assistant] Uh, Opry, yes, the grand old Opry. Opry house. Uh, almost sold out. So make sure you get, uh, it's pretty crazy. Yeah. Same back to back. Who was wondering who, you know, back to back nights, Ryman, Opry, knock on wood.


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[Assistant] Pretty fun. Michael Hayes, 36 minutes in and I've heard Nate say,


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[Assistant] Down to the nitten gritty and kick it to the curve.


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[Assistant] The confidence with which Nate butchers cliches, uh, actually makes them fresh again. That's true. Down to the nitty gritty. What's that one? Nitty gritty. Nitty gritty. Uh, and what's kick it to the curve? Curve?


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[Assistant] But I'm at the curve. Yep. Kick it to the curve, which is going to go over a curve.


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[Assistant] The curve of the curb. The curve of the curb. Uh, that's a good point. Kicking it to the same place.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I mean, I don't know. So it's a made up word? Yeaah. So what I'm saying is if I say Nit and Gritty, then we're all agreeing that we're all just making up words.


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[Assistant] That's true. What's a word? All words matter. All words matter.


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[Assistant] You go sing it and not sing the main lyrics. You know, it's like went to the store. In the dark, that one. Fishing. You know what it's like? You and. You were fishing and it was dark out and you're like, if it doesn't ring a bell, then you don't know it.


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[Assistant] You know when you tell someone to ask something? Yeah. And they're like, I don't have a, you know, I would, uh, I would do it with Nick.


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[Assistant] On his, is this seat taken tour? I hear tickets will be cheap. Excuse me, is this, uh, is this seat taken?


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[Assistant] So you're like Aaron Land, but you do a show during a show.


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[Assistant] And your ticket tickets are on, are the individual seats that no one else wants to go to. That's right. Once you're getting done with your part, I'll take over. The biggest single ticket seller of all time. That could be your thing. Only single tickets.


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[Assistant] Uh, one please. Even if it's a BOGO. Even if it's a BOGO.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, but I feel like you're, it's people that appreciate the extra seat next to them that's, you know, they like it. It's where they put their water in there. Small popcorn.


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[Assistant] I can set it in the... Can anything sit in that extra buy one go and free suite? Uh, yeaah, whatever you want. Okay. Thank you.


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[Assistant] You know, which would be me. I would enjoy, you know, just to go alone, little room, step out and look around. Show's great. Got to go to the bathroom. No, no. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Never feel ashamed asking, do you mind if I, of course. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, Brian agrees to wait till you get back. That's part of the show. Brian's on stage and he goes, yeah, no, absolutely. Hey, uh, Brian, do you mind if a few of us got to go to the bathroom? And he goes, yeah, you know what? I'll bounce you. I do too. So that's all just, that's all just take five. Yeah. And then, and that's it.


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[Assistant] I noticed a lot of y'all went to the bathroom quite a bit, uh, you know, and this show's at 4.30 in the afternoon, so it seems crazy, you know. He's a urologist. There's something wrong. Try to get in bed.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, oh. Y'all didn't know you were a big fan. Could have brought you out there.


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[Assistant] Glad we did it. Uh, Trevor Victor Heidi. The fish and pole analogy was perfect, Aaron. Thank you, Trevor. That's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Eric W. This was gold. Love you guys. And John fits in great. Have him back or Trey Kennedy, whoever is easier to get.


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[Assistant] Nate mentions brisket's dry bar stand up, so I actually searched and watched it, and it was surprisingly very fun.


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[Assistant] I think, this is the first time I'm reading this, uh, I think even funnier now that I feel like I've gotten to know them first. The podcast dynamic makes it relatable, like having breakfast as an actual friend, which you can do.


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[Assistant] Also, I followed Aaron Land, which is very funny. I just love how you guys always come in clutch with all things funny, wholesome laughter every time.


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[Assistant] I mean Bates is, uh, breakfast is the one. If you want to be friends.


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[Assistant] Neighbor gets and John Chris together is literally better than Christmas morning. And I'm so glad you brought up the topic of let's go.


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[Assistant] You know, let's go folks. Let's go folk. I hope everybody likes it. Cause I've kind of really down. You like it? Yeah, I can get on board with it. How many O's and go?


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[Assistant] You don't want to do it because it's your thing. Say how folks is your thing. You don't think better for the show, you only think better for you.


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[Assistant] Let's go folks is, I think it helps us say it to each other and we know how to gate.


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[Assistant] And like, you know, the pastor that said, hello folks at a sermon, like if he has to say, let's go folks.


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[Assistant] That pastor could say hello folks, like you would be like, okay, like I just how he, I don't think I would even, I always feel like I can't tell. Like, and I don't want to just assume that they're saying it.


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[Assistant] That's pretty arrogant to be like fan of the podcast. You're like, I don't know the most famous phrase of earth. The president says it all the time. Everybody says, hello folks. Let's go folks. Stands out. And then that when the pastor says it, it's probably a little bit tough for him to say, well, it's, it's tough for him or.


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[Assistant] That's a weird way to start a sermon. And that's very specific. And then the audience really gets it.


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[Assistant] We're onto something. Uh, might change my mind next week.


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[Assistant] Matt Oregon. I think John Chris almost has to laugh at his own jokes just to give his audience permission to laugh. Being a minister myself, I know how uptight his target audience can be. That's very true. Uh, I can see that, you know.


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[Assistant] Aaron just thinks not being on money is a big deal because of the American perspective. Also list people known internationally. I don't understand that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, that's like, uh, you know what I'm talking about, the most famous was the soccer, uh, Ronaldo. Did you see like, he moved Coca-Cola from, uh, his press. He does a press thing. They had two bottles of Coca-Cola. He grabs it and shakes his head no, and then grabs a bottle of water and goes, Agua.


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[Assistant] He's like, cause he like, and I read a thing about him where like he doesn't want his kids, his kids will want to drink coke and he's always like, it's really bad for you. Like he doesn't like, I think he still lets them do it, but he lets them know he doesn't approve it.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Coke supposedly lost four billion dollars because he did that. Four billion? That's what someone said, like in stocks, like their stock price went down because of that. Whatever stocks are, stocks are made up. I think it's a big, it's got to be probably a pretty big scam going, but in that world, uh, I don't understand stocks as well.


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[Assistant] So most famous ever we could change maybe because there's, that's, that's pretty powerful. That is.


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[Assistant] He just moved it out of the way and grabbed a water bottle and people, that's unreal. That's like.


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[Assistant] They're gonna always probably just be like, no, you gotta be above that. Yeah. I mean, he's, so I mean, I mean, you know, we've talked about it. It's probably him. Uh, Justin, Justin Galindo, old tour manager, did, uh, he said Obama too. Could be.


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[Assistant] I'm actually kind of flipping that you don't do something like that. That's crazy. That's, that's unbelievable. He just moved the bottles and the stock went down. That's insane.


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[Assistant] I think they know who they are, but I mean, I think he, soccer is the biggest sport in the world. I would think he, I think him and Messi.


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[Assistant] I usually watch this podcast in bed so I keep the volume low and turn on the closed captioning.


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[Assistant] But this episode said that closed captioning wasn't available.


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[Assistant] My guess is that YouTube threw in the towel after Nate's cut Larry struggle.


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[Assistant] It's always funner to picture closed caption is just someone, some guy sits with his headphones on and he goes, let's do this thing. Oh God. Yeah. Like he's just sitting there like, Oh God.


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[Assistant] There's a bunch of, a bunch of men and women all over the world. Stonographers. Stonographers. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We have been using HelloFresh for maybe, uh, we have actually used HelloFresh for five years now. My wife makes it.


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[Assistant] All the time. It helps us cut out stressful meal planning, grocery store trips so we can enjoy cooking and get dinner on the table in just about 30 minutes or less. Uh, it's a great amount of food. We have a family of three. We make the meal work for two. We make the meal for two work very easily. Uh, we eat hella fresh. I mean we really do eat it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Laura usually cooks two, three times a week.


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[Assistant] So it's very easy. I mean, you know, I haven't, I haven't attempted it yet, but it seems like it would be easy. It seems very easy. I mean, they, they have the card that is the list. The food is awesome too, man. It's really good food. Uh, try the Hello, Hello, fresh, quick and easy meals, 15 to 20 minute dinners. They have breakfast on the go and more easy options.


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[Assistant] Uh, HelloFresh offers 50 menu and grocery items each week, including ready to eat salads, salads, sandwiches, and soups. So you can do lunch, dinner, whatever. They, it's, they just shows up through your doorsteps. It's super easy. The app is great. Very easy to use. You can edit your meals, selections.


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[Assistant] I mean, I've liked all of the HelloFresh meals. It saves me from eating spaghetti two or three nights a week because that's all I can eat.


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[Assistant] I don't think I could do that, but I can, you just pour it in the thing. Isn't that spaghetti? Just noodles in the thing. Just make pasta. The meat on that jar on it, ragu spaghetti out.


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[Assistant] The Summer Bespoke Post is here to take your adventure to the next level with a new line up of must have box of awesome collections. Bespoke Post works with small businesses and new brands to bring you the most unique goods every month. We selected, uh, the coffee themed box of awesome. So it'll be great to try different coffees, uh, like iced coffee as you know. And so they just send you a box and it's like, you don't know what's going to be in it.


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[Assistant] Cause this is like one of those things that you're kind of like, what is it? I don't really know what it is. It's like go to their website and look at it. It's a pretty cool thing. They release new boxes every month across a bunch of different categories. It is free to sign up and you can skip a month or cancel any time. Each box costs only 45 bucks.


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[Assistant] Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxOfAwesome.com and enter the code Nate at checkout. That's BoxOfAwesome.com, code Nate for 20% off your first box. Uh, also we're going to do, we have the, uh, the Nate Land Live podcast.


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[Assistant] Uh, July 5th, coming up very soon. Uh, first show's doing good, I think. Probably close.


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[Assistant] Make sure that they, you know, rules, they got rules. Your audience would follow the rules though. I think your audience would, would you, they would know, you know, they show up in a clear bag. They already had, they already, you know, metal detectors, like they don't have to plug it in when people come in through your, your audience.


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[Assistant] Who, alright, this line is for people with their, all their bones in their body.


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[Assistant] Your own, your bones that you started with, the bones God gave you. Do you have just those bones and everybody, and then like one guy goes, I have all my original bones.


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[Assistant] Bye at the door. Uh, right before we get started with this, uh, I am trying to start my


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[Assistant] Something again. Uh, my, uh, intermittent fasting to get, I wanna lose weight for this tour. I think I'm starting with 16 to 8.


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[Assistant] 16 hours fasting, 8 hours feeding window, which is a lot. But if I can consistently say to that, like basically I would eat after this podcast and then, uh. And that would be your first, first eating of the day? Yeah, yeah. And then. Wow, then you're golden. And then I eat until like at my last. Yeah, until nine o'clock after that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Nine o'clock, which I don't go to bed till one, two in the morning anyway, so that's about...


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[Assistant] Uh, but I wanna almost time it out to be kinda like that. Which is, that's a pretty big window actually.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I'll, I wanna see how that goes and then I'll adjust. You were 24.


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[Assistant] Yeah. After that. Uh, and then, and was your energy good? Like you felt- It changed pretty quickly. You have better energy. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yea, I know a lot of people don't say the intermittent fasting thing. I mean, look, we're all trying.


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[Assistant] If you're, if you're like us, an average American, we're just trying to get through. We try a bunch of different stuff. And, uh, you know, but I always thought it's at least for me, it's, I need some kind of schedule.


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[Assistant] It's at least got to be like the, my schedule is just too sporadic and it's like days where I have a bunch of stuff where we have this podcast or have other stuff.


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[Assistant] And then days I'm on the road and you're doing two shows. I'm not done till midnight. And, uh, you know, it's, it's, it's just, it's just too wild of a time. So it's like the only thing I can control is my feeding window. You know?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Then, then you don't have a diet cherry coat. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They lose more. They go, God, so they're into it. Uh, that'd be very funny for you. You just go, Ronaldo, he does that. And you sit next to him and you, well, do you mind if I have those? And then you just, and you sit there and drink one right in front of him. Go ahead. No, I'm sure they want to hear from you. Uh.


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[Assistant] So, uh, we have some people that, uh, I know when we asked how people are doing, uh, with the checking in.


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[Assistant] Uh, Heather Esposito, Srirachi Veggie Straws. So you're trying to get rid of those? Some of these.


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[Assistant] Oh, saying I don't want to go to work. Uh, Laura Tokozogo.


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[Assistant] Definitely did not read hers. She'd turn around. Yeah, she'd turn around. That's pretty good. Did he say Laura?


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[Assistant] She's getting a, Matt Krone dipping, Connor Rahelian, alcohol, you give her that. You know, someone asked me about not drinking alcohol. Uh,


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[Assistant] And, uh, cause I haven't drank in a couple years, three years.


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[Assistant] And so if someone asks, cause a guy messaged me and talked, like I know that's always a tough thing. I know a lot of people want to quit drinking. If you, uh, there's a lot of great stuff to read about, uh, you know, I know a lot of comics went to AA and, uh, stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, and that works for a lot of people too. There's also some great books. This is Alan Carr, this guy, uh, he, he talked about quitting drinking, quitting smoking, all this kind of stuff. Just like kind of breaks it down. I know there's another book too. I can't remember the other one I read, but it's, it's essentially that exact thing. The same thing like Alan Carr not drinking.


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[Assistant] He just talks, just breaks down alcohol to you. Alcohol is basically poison. It's, it's straight up poison. It's kind of crazy. And, uh, it.


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[Assistant] And you're just like, you're just trained to alcohol is around like, you know, every commercials, like I go every TV show, I go to a bar.


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[Assistant] Two beers, you know, like that's just, you're just, you're, since you're a child, you're just, it's ingrained in you to just be like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, that's what you do. That's how you have fun. And the idea that the guy has is he would say like, you know, go watch kids, go, go to a five year old birthday party or an eight year old birthday party and they're dancing. They don't need alcohol to dance. They just dance and have fun. It's the idea of that.


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[Assistant] To be like, you don't, you think you need these stuff to be looser, but your, you know, your whole body will have this stuff. Now, I'm not saying if someone


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[Assistant] Well, Ike's drinking, I like, I get that too, I get the escape of it and like it's nice to, it relaxes you, but there's an argument to that that it doesn't even relax you, it makes it worse. Uh, like if you have anxiety, if you have all these kinds of things, it makes, it heightens all that stuff.


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[Assistant] So, but the guy, I'm just telling you that because that guy mentioned something about not drinking and he said something about me talking about it if people haven't. I just stopped. I knew it was, uh, it was wasting my time. I knew I was, it was, you know, that's why you, that's why if you don't want to drink, it's, uh,


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[Assistant] If you can just feel that it's just, if you, if you're someone that drinks a lot and you know, and I was in a, I'm in a business where alcohol is everywhere and alcohol is, all it is is around us. And so if you're drinking a lot, then you know, that's when you can tell like.


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[Assistant] A lot of people don't think they're drinking a lot, but if you realize that you're like, Oh man, I'm having a, you know, having it every day and I feel like I need this every day. I need my glass of wine every night or I need my, you know, whatever it is that you need. Uh, you know, but if you can drink and not drink and do whatever you want, you know, it's a mix of both of those. But if you quietly feel like, let me tell you, I promise you.


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[Assistant] The most amazing feeling you will have if you drink, uh, is when you don't drink the next day and you don't feel it. It's that feeling does not go away. And that's the most exciting feeling. It's exciting. You wake up and you're like, I can't believe I feel like this. And you're like, this is unbelievable. And then worst case scenario, you're going to be tired.


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[Assistant] And then it, but it's just, it's when you can attack your day and you don't feel like you're just kind of bogged down at all from alcohol.


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[Assistant] Nothing better than that. And so if you, if you're drinking and you need to stop, you know, read those books.


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[Assistant] You're not alone. Uh, alright, uh, this week we are, uh, uh, at once Chris Anderson. 12 pounds by the time he attends Zany's live podcast.