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[Assistant] And I go, you guys got a lot of trees here, man. Like, cause it's an overwhelming amount. We have a lot of trees here.


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[Assistant] But when you go up there and drive, it's a lot of trees and it just, it's, it's too much to take in. It's an ocean worth of just, it doesn't stop and you're, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's nothing. Yeah, I mean, this is just what you see leaving the airport and going out to...


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[Assistant] And I mean, I was so, I didn't even, it's not like I thought, oh, I'm going to be funny and say this. It was, it was almost like it just came out of me. I'm the guy that was like the Uber driver. I'm like, you guys got a lot of trees here.


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[Assistant] It was too much to take. It's that many trees. That's when.


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[Assistant] I think of that with Bigfoot. I go, look how many trees. You couldn't even search this area.


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[Assistant] Well, they gotta be, yeah, it's like the men in black, like you said, like it's a group that the people that you're like this, you're going to be, those guys are almost as elusive as Bigfoot.


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[Assistant] You're like, I feel like I've heard about you too. Like, so then you're like, kind of like, well, what is that about? Like, and it's a guy that you're like, he's got a job that's like, does your job exist? He's like, that doesn't exist. It's a guy whose life doesn't matter. Those guys, the guys that come in, who was I?


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[Assistant] What did I, I talked to an army ranger guy, uh, a friend of mine, Daniel, we had just golfed with him yesterday, but he, uh, awesome, interesting dude, like did, like was there, I think you can make a movie about this guy's life.


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[Assistant] But they could go into being like, uh, other, I want to say it's, it's kind of not a spy.


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[Assistant] And they end up, and he would like tell them stories that they'd be walking around.


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[Assistant] In Afghanistan, just like on a, on a mission. And they're kinda walking on this mountain by themselves. And just a dude, like from Cleveland.


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[Assistant] It's just, I mean like from Cleveland, Ohio, he's just sitting there with a bag and he just turned a corner and he's like, what's up guys? He's just there. And you're like.


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[Assistant] You know how confident of a human is that you're by yourself in the mountains of Afghanistan. You'll have like 500 grand worth of money on him because they're using that to get like, it's just a dude that knows how to do everything. So it's a guy that could beat up all those army, right? Like he's a guy that knows.


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[Assistant] You know, he's like a make-believe person. And he just like is a loner that's just, uh, kind of Jason Bourne. It's like Jason Bourne, you know, uh, what's the movie, uh,


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[Assistant] 12 strong or something 13 strong with Chris Hemsworth. 12 strong, right? 12 strong.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Action. Yeah. I don't have it. It's so uplifting. So, but in that movie, uh, when he gets, a guy comes up to him on a horseback and like tells him like, here's where all the people are at. Here's what you got to do. And then he leaves with the group of the people from that country. It's like essentially that guy. It's like, you know, and that anyway, long way around.


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[Assistant] The men in black guys, I mean, if you, if someone walked in here right now and they had the confidence of just coming to your house, they're not, they're not asking you to let them in.


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[Assistant] And they're like, you didn't see any- I mean, you would be so blown away by that guy.


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[Assistant] And then you could, and they could convince you, I mean, you know, the idea of like propaganda.


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[Assistant] The idea of that. Prop gain is very powerful.


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[Assistant] You just see this stuff over and over again, you think, oh yeaah. It does that with alcohol. I mean, uh.


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[Assistant] I read a book about not drinking, like an alcohol book about just breaking down alcohol. And alcohol is just built into your, from the time you're a baby.


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[Assistant] And you see a cartoon and Bugs Bunny has a thing of beer or something or they pour. It's alcohol is just so like around your life. Condition. You're conditioned into doing it and then you just do it. I lost my job.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everything. Celebrate time to drink. It's his birthday. It's this. It's a, everything's drink. Everything's around drink. So it's like all this stuff just, they could easily make you question everything.


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[Assistant] You know, when people give false confessions. That happens all the time.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause you're just like, maybe I was there, I don't know, you know. Can I get some sleep? Yeah, just.


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[Assistant] They can make you lose all your money, go poor, homeless, and now you're a crazy person. And then everybody goes, well that wasn't, that guy was a nut job.


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[Assistant] To whittle you down. Take away, if they took away all your money, your wife's gonna leave you, your, you know, like everything. You can't get a job.


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[Assistant] You're gonna have to end up probably doing something that's illegal, like to make money.


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[Assistant] And then you're gonna get arrested. I mean, they can easily turn you from... And now you're a crazy person.


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[Assistant] So this is all area, I don't even know what this stuff is. So this is all area 51 things.


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[Assistant] Oh, like the real Tesla, like Tesla was on to this. I thought you meant like, I thought it was like an Elon Musk kind of reference.


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[Assistant] It's yeah, it's people that don't want change. It's my wife. Uh, there's, uh, it's, but it is look at, and there's people that would even, if you told them.


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[Assistant] We have a, there's a, so there's like unlimited energy, right? Right. And this thing, if you told a person that we have unlimited energy, are we just keep doing what we're doing?


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[Assistant] Most people probably go, let's just, I don't want to, let's just do what we're doing. Even if you promised all the stuff you promised, cause most people don't want change. They like everything to kind of be just like, we got a good thing going. I don't want to be messing everything up trying to.


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[Assistant] I think we're doing fine, but it's, uh, we're, is there, does every country probably have stuff? Like everybody has aliens and UFOs and.


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[Assistant] Well, there's other countries, their power doesn't really change much, right? Like they're, they kind of, whoever's in power is in power for a long time. And a lot, is it like, does Putin get, is he up for real? Like, yeah, he keeps getting himself.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, so they're, uh, so they don't ever really have to, and I, and I agree that I bet it's.


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[Assistant] To their best interest to be like, you don't want to lose power. And you're going to lose power with, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, if you try to do this as a country, like if you're like, Hey man, there's something that's crazy out here. And so you gotta, you know, it's like opening that door.


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[Assistant] It's that could change everything. That's what like that joke when I would say about the Bigfoot, like.


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[Assistant] We're in, like, we know Bigfoot exists 100%. And there's not even a question, it's like,


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[Assistant] He's out there. So now anytime you go to the woods, you're going to be a little bit.


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[Assistant] We're not going to go to the woods. We're not going to go camping as much. We're not going to do a lot of things. Because you would know, right now you could go camping because most people are like, don't be ridiculous, there's no Bigfoot. But if they come out and say there is...


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[Assistant] Now, you're, you're not, your children, your children's children, everybody's different now.


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[Assistant] Bigfoot. Bigfoot would be a problem. Is aliens, uh, like you said, like, uh, Bigfoot, can they, could they be aliens or is that like a theory or?


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[Assistant] I mean, do they tell you, is it like, just leave or is it because you're in its territory or do they say, just go to sleep and...


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[Assistant] But I mean, so if you say you go camping and you feel like that's happening and you're in your tent asleep, is it get out, pack up your stuff? And they might give you time. The Bigfoot at least gives you some time. Does the Bigfoot understand? Do you go into the woods? You go heads up. I'm obviously leaving. It takes me time. I can't just scoop this up.


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[Assistant] But if you shot an elephant over, it's still going to come at you. Like, it's, uh, that's crazy that they walk you at, like they make sure that you're...


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[Assistant] Yeah. And you feel like they're, but the person could never technically really see them. You just see the black.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you know, like it's time to, can you imagine the fear?


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[Assistant] You would have of just knowing that it's there. It's, it's there. There's two of them right there. And it's.


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[Assistant] They have a tall, the tall one, it's like almost, like why are they, they're coming here just to see what's going on or like. Emotives, yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, aliens. You can't handle a little, little brawl? They ever been challenged before?


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[Assistant] That's funny though, that is, so they're, so they're playing, in theory, I like that we could have a nice planet, I like that idea that we got a great planet.


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[Assistant] Talk about a secret though. That is a pretty tough secret to keep from president to president. Like that would be a secret that you're like, it can't leave like this room. It would have to be like, we believe in this and we can never introduce a new person to this world. Cause that's, that's what I was, we always talk about conspiracy theories where some of them


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[Assistant] Where they're hard to believe, cause I think it's hard to keep a secret.


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[Assistant] And I mean, so people would think that's conspiracy that they did because they're like, oh, they're about to, because I guess what would be...


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[Assistant] If we knew, if people knew about this, I guess it is, it's the power of they know.


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[Assistant] If you know that there's something else out there, I guess every, you know, you're, I mean, that's where probably a lot of, uh, governments have trouble with religion.


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[Assistant] Because if you're, you're not answering to them, you're not answering to the president of the power, you're answering to God, a higher being. Right.


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[Assistant] That's why they could not like religion, because you don't, you know, your authority isn't to the great power of...


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[Assistant] This office, it's to a higher, and then now you open the door and there is higher stuff and that could cause complete chaos.


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[Assistant] Uh, do you think that we, with Aliens, you think we're, we're have, I know they're saying this where they're depending, they're saying that these are whatever they are, but still it's not, it's still just a guy saying that's what it is. You know, is there ever,


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[Assistant] If any of this stuff, I mean, I guess like you said, it's going to change everything. Do they ever, does everything, anything ever change where they go?


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[Assistant] Here's an alien. It was just him and he talks to us.


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[Assistant] So it looks like it's, it's at least, it's going towards, maybe everybody's going to become so aware of it that you're going to be like, we want some answers. Do you think we're ready for the answers as people, like as humans?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. Like the alcohol thing. Like it's, oh, you have sozer, side, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I get that. I could see that. I mean, I think, I always think they can do stuff that can make you, even when you don't believe, you could think, well, that makes sense. Even just a quick description of that is going, well, we're about to be attacked by aliens. Don't you think we should all get together so we don't have to fight them off individually?


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[Assistant] We're already all like, yeah, I agree with that. And now they've got you in the thing. It's that simple. It's as simple as that.


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[Assistant] What if an alien comes here and goes, I didn't float down there like I do at home. Like he just, he doesn't float cause he just knew gravity. But you don't think there's a dumb planet, a dumb alien? I wasn't floating. I bought this UFO. Like if I went to another planet, that would be what I would bring back. Well, they have to be smart enough to get here.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Let's just dive into it real fast. Is there, I like, you can't do that real fast. 30 seconds. Is there another round?


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[Assistant] Is it, uh, I mean, yeah, would, I mean, would there, do they think there'd ever be, uh, us and aliens, like, living together, openly knowing about each other, or is it?


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[Assistant] They're being ridiculous. They're stupid. What do they know?


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[Assistant] Go ahead. I've heard none of it. I just like saying it. Anything that you say, I promise I've never heard it. You go, ah, I've heard some downstairs. My wife is talking about it, but go ahead. I'd like to hear your thoughts on it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I mean, they don't, so they fly over aerospace. Yeah, they're not saying anything, but I guess they don't care. Like, they're, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, like they could just land and then, but I guess probably they could see it where it's, uh, what's the benefit to them? What do they care?


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[Assistant] He disappears, our old Irish goodbye. And then, you know, I don't know. I think you would get frustrated.


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[Assistant] I mean, I love Bigfoot, but, uh, if it was like, if means whatever I picked, the other one can't exist.


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[Assistant] Because I don't know, they might not care to. They might, what does it matter to them? Uh, but I mean, that's the threat. Bigfoot can't wipe us out. Like they're, Bigfoot's trying to be left alone. So pure safety of your planet.


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[Assistant] You might be like, I want Bigfoot over UFOs because Bigfoots are going to manage.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean like they're trying to leave everybody alone. Don't go camping. And if you feel weird, if you get a tingly thing in your stomach, then get out.


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[Assistant] Covid test every day if you're getting probed by an alien. Just an all day Covid test.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And so we were saying earlier, you hope that we, there, is there a time where we can, they coexist? So I mean, the alien stuff is basically being like, yeah, it's out there. Like it's there. There's, you know, is there more evidence for aliens in Bigfoot? That's a good question.


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[Assistant] I know, but like I said, they still find fish. We still see fish in the sea that we've never seen. And so, I know everybody wants to...


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[Assistant] You know, everybody's like, we're overcrowded and all this stuff. But if you go drive through Wyoming or LA, there's nothing. No one lives there and it's thousands of miles that are just nothing. And these, in the mountain, go to the smoky mountains. There's mountains. There's, I mean, it's not like we're.


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[Assistant] Walking around discovering this because we can't all live up in there. So it would, there's just so many places to.


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[Assistant] Hide, I mean like I said, the Black Panther. The Black Panther just doesn't not get seen. It doesn't get caught. The giant squid.


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[Assistant] What, yeah, is there a conspiracy theory that has been debunked that anything that's like, is it like that giant squid or anything that's-


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, well, I'm just saying like to wrap your head around a conspiracy theory that is actually turned out to be true. What has turned out to be, you know what?


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[Assistant] Totally false. Yeah, they were. No, no, that was true. Something that you always heard, like, no, don't be, don't be a crazy person. That's crazy to think that. Oh, that's what they said about.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, it's a lot. I mean, I think some of it goes into no matter what


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[Assistant] Anybody does, as far as high level your job can be, everybody's still a person. So everybody can still be.


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[Assistant] You know, you could be, they could not have the time. I think with, uh, the mayor saying the Arizona lights, the Phoenix lights, her saying made fun of is not true. Cause she could be like, I don't want 5,000 emails and letters.


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[Assistant] If I say I saw it too, that's weird. I like, you know, I don't want to deal with what, cause she, if you really look at.


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[Assistant] What her, what she, what she said is, he, if you look at what he says, he could just be like, do I want to open this door and I have to answer all, and now I've got to address it. Now it's a whole thing and I'm not, she's not solving it. It's not her job. She's got, she's running or he's running a town.


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[Assistant] So he just goes, I'll just make a joke about it and like move on. And then he does and he moves on and then he doesn't have to deal with it.


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[Assistant] So they were, they were, LSD was getting passed out, or when they were selling it.


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[Assistant] Here's, uh, oh wow, and then, uh, what's the number one?


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[Assistant] Uhm, Project Suns, the horror of Project Sunset.


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[Assistant] Laughing at Conspiracy Theories is, it's a good time as we here at Nate Land say, uh, at least until they turn out to be true. Take the conspiracy surrounding the Project Sunshine in the wake of...


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[Assistant] The conspiracy was the government was stealing dead bodies to do radioactive testing.


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[Assistant] The government was stealing parts of dead bodies because they needed young tissue. They recruited a worldwide network of agents to find.


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[Assistant] Recently deceased babies and children and then take samples and even limbs. Each collected with notification or permission


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[Assistant] Of the more than 1,500 grieving families, each collected, oh, without. Without, yeah. Uh, that's a big- I wish I didn't know that. That's a big word to miss. Uh, they were, yeah, so like being like, oh, they were, so you would hear this.


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[Assistant] Someone's going, you know, the US, we were stealing body, dead bodies without telling anybody. And you'd be like, well, that's insane.


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[Assistant] Did you have any other last question? I think we did and we talked about a lot. I mean, again, it's so much to talk about in the theories, uh, that you, you know, I don't know. I mean, it's, it's so crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Dogman's a lot. Like you said, I do agree that it's a lot to take in. But, man, Dogman seems...


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[Assistant] What's the matter with you? What are you talking about? Hey, he believes in big things. Aaron, what's the matter? He believes in-


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[Assistant] Is it a hopeful thing? Yeah. Uh, so there should be other civilian stations that the planets blew themselves up. Yes. Is that what they think? Did you say civilian stations?


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know. I don't think they're. Oh boy. Maybe they, but I hope something is called civilian station.


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[Assistant] Raspberry chocolate. Milano. We'll do the Milano challenge. Milano.


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[Assistant] You've never had those? Huh? I have. Uh, yea, my mom eats them. Yea. Alright, now my wife eats them.


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[Assistant] Sheets, my wife loves these. They're a very social thing to lay out a plate of those things. Is it, are you saying that I should have laid out cookies? I feel like that's what you're kinda, we didn't have enough for you here. Well there's the crumb. You've always said it for a while, it's nice.


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[Assistant] And it's got, yeah, well thank you. This is very fun. Enjoy. Alright. This has been a lot of fun. Do aliens eat? Are we winding this back up again?


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[Assistant] They don't need sleep or anything, like they would not need anything. It's like a phone. Like they get charged up.


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[Assistant] I get it dude. It's never gonna be the same. It hits you at different, uh, places. Uh, it's the idea. I was hoping for this. Civilian stations. Uh.


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[Assistant] Because you say I told you to say it. The last time I didn't. Yeah. Last time I just went out and said hello folks. And they were. And you think I shouldn't explain? Yeah. I feel so dumb when I do it and everybody just looks at me.


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[Assistant] And he passed a guy who had a similar jacket. Yeah. And I think, did y'all do a head night? He goes, Hey, Kevin, let's go.


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[Assistant] Aaron and I got into a debate about why popcorn is yellow. Oh yeah. And he says it's because of the butter, but I'm like, you put the butter on it after it pops.


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[Assistant] Nick suggested we do an eating contest on the bus and we're like, we don't have a bathroom.


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[Assistant] So when you pop popcorn and there's just a kernel and it pops and is yellow, there's already butter in that kernel?


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[Assistant] I said that and I did a little research and as I suspected, they were right. It was not the Heisman award show. It was the ESPN award show where they give out the awards for all the different top wide receiver, top linebacker.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the Home Depot ESPN, you know, where they give out all the awards except the Heisman.


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[Assistant] So 256 born. A minute. So we're doubling.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, there's some basis of truth to it. There's a couple of serial killers that they think Michael Myers may be based on.


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[Assistant] One is, uh, was nicknamed the co-ed killer. His name is Ed Kemper. He was six foot nine. He was a certified genius with an IQ of 145. Wow.


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[Assistant] Alright, so uhm, so anyway, this guy was a serial killer. He killed his grandparents.


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[Assistant] Stanley Stiers, uhm, was born in 1912 in Iowa. However, a nurse swapped the Stier infant with another baby.


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[Assistant] The hospital learned what the nurse did and she was sent to prison.


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[Assistant] He was never allowed to go trick or treating either. One fateful night after he was not allowed to trick or treat.


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[Assistant] There's multiple ways they may stop that from happening, right? Yeah. The babies and... I guess. They tag them and...


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[Assistant] Uh, the most interesting part though, so Halloween is directed by John Carpenter when he was a student at Western Kentucky University.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he grew up in Bowling Green apparently. Uh, he took a psychology class and he recounts the time at his class, took a field trip that changed his life forever. Carpenter encountered patients, but there was one child who struck with him.


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[Assistant] Uh, in that mask, we didn't, I mean, we talked about the mask, that mask came from a William Shatner, Captain Kirk. Did we talk about that? No.


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[Assistant] I felt like we talked about that night.


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[Assistant] The mask was from like a Star Trek thing. That was supposed to be Captain Kirk and then they just took it and changed the eyes and...


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[Assistant] Altered the mask to, to what it ended up being, but that was just a Captain Kirk Star Trek mask when it started. Yeah, it's famous.


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[Assistant] I feel like maybe Michael Myers. It's been a while since I've seen the Friday 13th movies, but.


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[Assistant] Watching Halloween, there were some people that gave him a little bit of a struggle.


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[Assistant] I don't know about you. Alright, which, uh, there's a lot of urban legends here. You want to eat in particular?


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, I'll just start at the top and if you guys see one you want to talk about, we'll go Marilyn Manson played Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years. Have you guys heard this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, this was before you could do that. So that was, that was a rumor. I actually met the guy who played Paul Pfeiffer. Oh really? Yeah. I met him at a wedding. Is he?


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[Assistant] He's a lawyer too, right? He was at a wedding. He's a lawyer. A friend of mine got married in New Jersey and he was there.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mr. Rogers wants a Navy SEAL.


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[Assistant] He was a sniper, they thought he wore the sweaters to cover up tattoos.


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[Assistant] At a circus, a dwarf was jumping on trampoline, I think it was before the show actually started, and bounced sideways right when a hippo was yawning and went in the hippo's mouth, swallowed him. People thought it was part of the show.


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[Assistant] So maybe you could just lie some and get out, rip them apart. Uhm, headlight flashing is a gang initiation. Have you heard this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so don't flash your light to someone like if their lights are off at night because it could be a gang initiation.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, mole people are a group of underground tunnel dwellers that live underneath New York City.


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[Assistant] Spider lays eggs in woman's cheek, you ever heard that? In woman's cheek? Like, yes, I've heard different variations. Is the spider bites you or you get scratched and you're in spider bite and you're, oh, and then it swells up and it hatches. Oh wow. And just thousands or hundreds maybe of spiders come running out. Inside your mouth? Well, on the outside, like here.


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[Assistant] But that is a common, I mean, I've heard that a bunch. I've never heard that.


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[Assistant] Alright. Killer in the backseat of the car. There's different variations of this. I have a joke about this.


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[Assistant] And she thinks that person's chasing her, but really that person is trying to warn her there's a killer in the back seat. And every time the high beams happen, he ducks his head down.


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[Assistant] And then there's another variation, the woman's getting gas and the guy


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[Assistant] Uh, announces over the loudspeaker, come in, your credit card didn't work and she's like, what? And she goes in and they're like, no, there's a killer in your backseat. Different variations like that.


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[Assistant] So there was an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he plays himself on there and supposedly drinks like 67 beers, cross country flight. And then Charlie Day, one of the actors on it.


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[Assistant] He said, according to when he was on Jimmy Fallon, that he asked Wade Boggs about that rumor. He said he was actually 107 beers he drank on a cross-country flight.


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[Assistant] That's from getting to the airport, waiting at the airport, flying across country.


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[Assistant] There's a document, yeaah, there's documentary about a guy who was on cocaine, right, and threw a no-hitter.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so Doc Ellis was on LSD. I guess David Wells was just hungover.


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[Assistant] He said he was half drunk with bloodshot eyes, monster breath and a skull rattling hangover from partying Saturday night live party until five 30 in the morning. Yeah. You got one hour sleep. Yeah. And pitched.


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[Assistant] Uh, orange juice man, someone suggested that we talk about this.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so there's another, there's variations of it, but apparently the story goes a guy either


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[Assistant] This is called by the cops. He had a bunch of LSD on him, so he took it all not to be caught.


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[Assistant] But he took so much that he started believing that he was an orange. And if someone touched him or squeezed him, he would become orange juice.


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[Assistant] The scientists say that there's no proof that that's a real person, but they say when you're on LSD, you think you are one with everything. So you could think you're an inanimate object. So they said it's possible, you know, it's possible that a guy probably thought he was, he was orange juice or an orange.


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[Assistant] Well, there's different variations. One is that he thought he was an orange, and if anyone touched him or squeezed him, he would become orange juice.


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[Assistant] This is what I've heard a lot about people putting hyperdermic needles in coin slots and you reach in. This is when there are pay phones that you would reach in and.


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[Assistant] For change and you get stuck by a needle. Now, there was a case in 2009, a student at Middle Tennessee State University, my alma mater.


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[Assistant] But besides that, there's been no cases of anyone ever getting HIV from a needle.


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[Assistant] There was in 2009, supposedly at MTSU, someone got stuck by a needle that someone had left in a change dispenser.


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[Assistant] But there's been no cases of anyone getting HIV or AIDS.


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[Assistant] Commonly the story appears in the media when a young child dies suddenly after Halloween, but, uh,


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[Assistant] It's always been shown that children do not die from eating candy given to them by strangers.


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[Assistant] Uh, Paul McCartney died and was replaced by a lookalike.


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[Assistant] Uh, you ever heard it? No. Yep. He, uh, the urban legend that he died in 1966 in a car accident were secretly replaced by a lookalike. Who is a better


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[Assistant] And then they thought that the Beatles were leaving clues in songs and there's some examples of that. Abbey Road, when he walks across in that famous photo, he's not wearing shoes and he's out of step. They thought that was a clue.


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[Assistant] Well, the Chris Farley, uh, when he...


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[Assistant] This and L sketch, you know, where he interviewed Paul McCartney, he asked him about it.


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[Assistant] Maybe fake their death or disappeared and you just assume they're dead and they just insurance.


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[Assistant] There's a lot, I mean, Whitey Bulger was on the run for more years as someone else than he was as himself.


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[Assistant] Some of these Halloween movies that are based on truth, Amityville Horror, that was a real house.


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[Assistant] Not as good as my story, but it's close.


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[Assistant] Well, anyway, that's based on a book that the family lived there said that this really happened. And I mean, you guys know the story.


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[Assistant] Basically there was a, like a massive murder in the house and then this family bought the house really cheap, uh, not long after it. And then just crazy stuff started to happen. Paranormal stuff started happening in the house to the point where they left it after 28 days, just got out of there.


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[Assistant] Cause it was just such crazy stuff happening. But they took a polygraph test and passed and uhm.


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[Assistant] But, uh, since then people have bought and owned the house and said nothing's happened there, but, but. That's what they're forced to say.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Some people think ghosts are like glitches in a matrix, like we're living in a simulation and that that's like a glitch or parallel universe and somehow they're crossing over.


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[Assistant] But you also saw it when you didn't say it. So that could have just been a lie.


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[Assistant] I just believe, trust the process. Candyman, Bellwitch was another one. Bellwitch is here, right? Yep.


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[Assistant] Adams. Yep, Adams, Tennessee in Roberson County. So that was, uh, the Bell family lived in this property and, uh, they said they were terrorized by Kate Batts, um, a woman that I think had a property dispute with him years earlier and then died. And that was a really famous story.


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[Assistant] Andrew Jackson came, visited the property, uh, just to see it cause he'd heard the legends and he brought all his men with him and they got terrorized throughout the night and their wagon wheels locked up and sheets were thrown off and he said he would, uh, I think later, I think he said he would rather fight the British again than, than deal with the bell witch.


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[Assistant] Uh, the, the writer of the movie learned about the Florida serial killer called the Gainesville Ripper who was going around terrorizing, uh, Gainesville.


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[Assistant] The revenge recorded by the attending priest Raymond J. Bishop.


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[Assistant] I met a priest, Bishop Chobey, I think we've talked about this, uh, who went to


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[Assistant] What's it called? Seminary? Or what's it called when you're trying to be a priest? Seminary. Seminary. And he was at seminary with this guy, this priest that did the exorcism.


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[Assistant] Well basically, Stephen King said he and his wife were staying at this hotel right before it shut down for the winter. So they're like the only ones in the hotel. And he's talked about how creepy it was. And that's led to that. Uh, Munchkin hung himself in the Wizard of Oz.


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[Assistant] That's one urban legend that is a guy hung that he did accidentally. He failed. Yeah, press play. Another story. Well, this guy, this is a guy analyzing it, so it may not, uh. Oh, so that's, that's the body back there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now the s- the story that they- Don't you see him swing? In that version. See, there's another one.


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[Assistant] Supposedly, and I've seen a different version, there, Los Angeles Zoo loaned some animals, some real animals on the set, and that's like a crane or something that's flapping its wings. Oh really? Yea.


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[Assistant] She's going to tell when we see this. I'm going to put the point. Let us see it. All right. Look in the background when they walk.


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[Assistant] The story, the story is a kid died in this house and that the movie was spelt.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So the kid died in the house, supposedly. Uh, but the truth is it's a cardboard cutout of Ted Danson wearing a top hat and a tuxedo.


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[Assistant] Now they did it on purpose. There was a scene, uhm, that got cut out of the movie that, where Ted Danson I think is holding the cardboard cut out of him. Cause he's in the movie, he plays an actor, I think. That's supposed to be a cardboard cut out of a movie he'd done. But since that scene never made it, there was no context why that was sitting there.


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[Assistant] So they have to pace it out where like that guy's chasing you and then he has to come back and rest up a little bit.


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[Assistant] So the scariest haunted house in America is in Summertown, Tennessee in Lawrence County. Wow. Did you know that? No, how far is that? How far is Lawrence County? It's Lawrenceburg.


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[Assistant] So not far at all, right? Yeah. Hour and hour and something.


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[Assistant] Uh, it says, you really don't want to do this. This is what every person says after failing to complete the tour of McCamey Manor. Uh, it's the most haunted, terrifying haunted house experience in America.


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[Assistant] When you're not allowed to attend until you watch a two hour long video, sign a 40 page waiver, create a safe word, pass a physical and more.


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[Assistant] But it says intense audio, lightning, extreme low visibility, strobe and fog effects, damp and wet conditions, physically demanding environment, close contact with creatures might be touched, very real and graphic scenes of horror.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. I found this article from last year, so I don't know if it's changed this year.


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[Assistant] Penguin. Penguin. Penguin. Hey. We're both here. Just like I said it. No.


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[Assistant] That is gonna be the new way you can, you can do it.


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[Assistant] What's up everybody? Nate Barghetti here at the Nate Land podcast. I'm here with Aaron Weber, Brian Bates, both standup comedians, former standup. No one's doing anything anymore.


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[Assistant] Uh, so welcome to the podcast. Welcome to episode, whatever it is, eight, right? I think seven. Seven. All right. I jumped ahead. Uh, seven in my head, it's eight already. I'm already ready for eight. Uh, thank you guys for listening. You've been subscribing, leaving nice comments. You've been awesome. We appreciate it. Uh,


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[Assistant] Can't thank you enough. And that's, let me know. And we're going to read some of your comments. That's what we've been trying to do. Open the show with some.


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[Assistant] You know, I think it's good to let people vent at us when they're mad.


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[Assistant] You know, some get upset, some don't. Not everybody gets upset. Everybody's been actually pretty nice. Are they're funny? That's fun. We don't have to do all the heavy lifting. You get some of these people in. Uh, first comment, uh,


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[Assistant] Gayle Green. So as part of the future episode, Nate ranting like he's a 60 year old man. Cause as a 57 year old woman, you sound like my 57 year old husband, who this morning literally said to me,


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[Assistant] You know, I think the problem is social media. Really? You both just got there? Thanks for the laughter.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. Me and your husband get it. Is that, I guess that's the problem.


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[Assistant] I, you know, I do understand that I did get ranty at the...


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[Assistant] I don't know. Something set me off. I was kind of fired up.


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[Assistant] And, uh, you know, and then you get this and you're like, well, I'm going to say it. I almost like, I then thought later, I was like, I don't, I don't care.


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[Assistant] You know, I mean I care, but I don't. There's enough problems.


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[Assistant] I, you know, I do get it. I've learned though, as being 41, I am a fan of giving advice. Yeah. I learned it last night. Last night I did.


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[Assistant] The JT and Chad podcast. I don't know if you know them. Uh, very funny guys. They're, they're kind of like California guys. They've been on, they, they would go in and do, uh, council meetings or town hall kind of stuff and they'd read. It's very funny. Oh, I do know those guys. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Really funny. And so I did their podcast yesterday and they do an advice thing, uh, to give advice. And which we might do because I learned I like giving advice. I think when you hit 40,


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[Assistant] You're just ready to start like giving out and I'm the beginning of giving advice. So I need to learn to get good. Cause you know, like an old man always has like something super, it's like very quick advice.


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[Assistant] Comedy life, whatever, but you know, an older, an old man, you know, he's like, leaves don't grow upside down or something. I don't know. And you're like, ah, yeah, man. You know, it's just, he's got it down. So I think you have to, when you hit 40, you have to start getting good at that.


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[Assistant] No, like I have no advice to give. Your advice is stupid. That's right. You're just a dumb kid. And so if you try to give me advice of a kid out, just leave, Aaron, leave.


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[Assistant] Old man advice right here. I try to give you advice and you never listen. Well his advice is stupid.


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[Assistant] He made it out. So thank you. Yes, I was, I was, there was a few that were Nate yelling, get off his lawn, talking about the past. There is a, there's a little bit. I, social media is a problem. I think it's crazy. Here we go again. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Someone else said the source thing too is like, you should ask for sources. The newspapers should give you the sources. I don't like the system that we've built that random people are just asking. You know, it's like, I don't like the system that the newspapers built. I started going into it.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. It's, it's a lot. I mean, you don't know what you're complaining about. So.


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[Assistant] You just get, I get mad at all of them. It's the system that it's all built in. It's that the newspapers are not held up.


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[Assistant] That random people have to ask for sources. And then I get annoyed too at the random people asking for sources. Cause I just think people use, use that as an excuse. They do. What's your sources? It's like being like, I don't know what you're talking about. So I'll just say that. Okay. Uh, but yeah. And what, yeah. The other, was it the thing that you just said?


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[Assistant] And then, oh, the polls. Who's taking these polls? It is crazy. Who are taking these polls? We found out.


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[Assistant] Yes. That's one of the things, right? Uh, so Jason Lohan on your moving on when you feel comfortable advice is spot on. There you go.


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[Assistant] Knowing when to leave is crucial. Most people stay too long and then they get stuck. As a pastor, I've moved a number of times. God grew me every time. Good advice. Good for him. I mean that could be, I could see that. I mean as a pastor, that's tough.


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[Assistant] You're cause, you know, you're the pastor of this church and you could stay there.


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[Assistant] And I mean, you know what, I never even thought about that. A pastor actually really probably does need to kind of keep it moving because it's going to get stale.


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[Assistant] And you just, you know, it just gets too routine and too comfortable.


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[Assistant] That is a, that's a, that's a very much a job with that advice. All right, he gets it. Uh, my favorite part of the podcast is when Nate ridicules some hypothetical person for some specific behavior and then sits back and waits for Brian to say, I do that all the time.


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[Assistant] Uh, sorry Brian ruined your comment with uh, revealing it. You already revealed that guy's comment. That guy would have brought some heat. Don't you think? Yeah, I suppose. Uh, is that the same guy?


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[Assistant] No. No. We didn't get that guy's name. Uh, but yeaah, that is funny. That is, yeaah. I mean, you do do a lot of things.


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[Assistant] Yes, but their comments are one thing.


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[Assistant] Versus a video, like an actual production. That's the, like.


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[Assistant] It's not even putting a video up, putting a funny video up is like you're creating something you're hoping people see it. It's when the going live.


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[Assistant] I mean, how many people do you think you'd be? You'd get more than four.


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[Assistant] Hopefully, I don't know. I'm afraid to try. Oh, I hope it. Go try it. Let us know. I hope it's six.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's what I mean, like six people. Yeah. You really think about that. If I went live and six people were, I'd be like, all right, I mean, this is, I think you could tell them, guys, do you think we should just all go home, right? Which are your homes. Let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. And everybody would be like, I think so. And then he goes to five and you're like, Oh, that guy really agrees.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we can get him some watches. Oh, well. That's like, uh.


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[Assistant] That's how that, this guy was. That's how every show you would go, dude, I've done shows. I performed for one guy once.


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[Assistant] It's, I've done shows where you go do it and they go, man, last weekend was crazy. I was always the comic that they got the last weekend. For some reason I was on the longest stretch ever of being like, I missed the greatest show ever by one week, every week. I was just like a traveling.


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[Assistant] How you doing? How's it going? How's it look tonight? Ah man, tonight, I guess there's a, it's always like something, I guess there's a replay of a football game tonight. It's not even something good.


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[Assistant] It's not some gigantic thing. He's like, I don't know, maybe.


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[Assistant] Keith Hines, I was a heli- I was a helicopter search and rescue guy and we did sometimes get fooled by a Myer- Myler balloons. Mylar? Oh, I'm reading this so wrong.


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[Assistant] We did sometimes get fooled by Mylar Bloons. Sometimes when we were searching for a person in the water from 500 feet up in the air, Aaron was kinda right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, balloons are killing people. But I mean, it didn't, it just, they got fooled. But that prevented them from finding somebody.


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[Assistant] So maybe people died because they go, well, we, you know, we lowered the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, Aaron, you know what? Source is, this is your source. Who's your source? Keith Hines, Aaron. That's right. That's your source from now on. Uh, where's your source coming from this? Keith Hines. Okay.


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[Assistant] The boy don't play. Pretty sure there have been studies about how people are much ruder to each other because they're used to just bossing Alexa and Siri and the rest of the digital assistant things around and getting what they want.


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[Assistant] I told my kids they weren't allowed to use Alexa unless they said please and thank you. Not sure it stuck, but at least I can say I tried to be a good dad in that regard.


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[Assistant] See? This is my source. The boy don't play. Who's your source? The boy don't play. He did it. He does it at home. That's good. We're trying to get our daughter, you know, to say yes ma'am more and yes sir.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, politeness is a, it's a good thing. And I guess be polite to these robots. Some of these robots take over these kids, you know, robots gonna, there's an old Dane Cook joke where he's like, yo, he's had the crazy kid at school.


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[Assistant] That, you know, he'd always like buy him a Snickers or something. So it's like one day that kid comes in and shoots the whole school up. He looks at...


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[Assistant] And that's what you gotta do with robots now. Treat, treat the robots nicely. So when they do come after us all, they maybe go, I think, you know, they're like, I don't understand niceness, but I think that guy, if I did know it, that was the guy trying to do it.


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[Assistant] He old me up a little bit. He would, he would plug me in. I always felt charged with him. He kept me charged. He's a decent owner. And then they roof on.


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[Assistant] Letter Rip. Love the show, boys. I absolutely, absolutely disagree with Nate's stance on asking for a source. You should always ask for a source because reporters, broadcasters, journalists, and writers can literally report, write anything.


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[Assistant] We, we shouldn't be a, to a point that a guy has to ask a professional newspaper for a source. Like you shouldn't be asking, they should be presenting, that's the point. They should be presenting the source.


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[Assistant] They should make, here's the sources. I do get it. That's, the system is what's messed up.


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[Assistant] Okay. And then seeing a comment that says, Hey, what's your source? It's crazy. I think there's a mix of like the newspaper should be given sources. And then that guy, I bet that guy just goes around and asks people for sources.


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[Assistant] You know what? We should all just ask everybody for sources. Just start doing that. It's actually pretty fun to do. Just go and ask someone says anything or the weather's gonna be bad today. Yeah, what's your source about that? Where's your, I'd like to see your sources on the weather today.


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[Assistant] I'm saying at home, just start, everybody, family, friends, everybody just start doing that. Hey, is this 20, if you had target, you know, is this 20% off? I don't think it is today. Well, what's your source that says that just ask every, let's start asking everybody for sources. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. Right.


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[Assistant] I do, that's all I ask, but I mean, get the dumber and dumber.


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[Assistant] Try to go and see how dumb you can ask someone for a source that confuses them. What can you do that can go?


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[Assistant] I got Outback last state. I ordered Outback last night and they, uh, I ordered.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. What's his source? Yeaah, what's, yeaah. That's why I said, well what's your source on this? Because it was just the manager that called me. And then I want to hear him go, yeaah, the chef in the kitchen.


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[Assistant] Thank you. And then I move on. I go alright, then I'll take, uh, a ribeye. That's still down there, didn't get eaten.


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[Assistant] I had a, you know, I did that JT pod. It was 8.53 and I was like, ah, I'm supposed to do a podcast. And I was like, I was pulling in my neighborhood and I had to just come upstairs and ate their salad with tangy tomato. Pretty good. They got great tangy tomato.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. More of a Logan's guy myself. I like Logan's too. They got good bread. They do. Uh, Suffin, Suffin to talk about, are these the names? Yeah, some of them have like.


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[Assistant] Polls and focus groups have always seemed like a joke to me. I used to do a focus groups all the time like Aaron and the research study places that facilitate them. Oh no, this is a big one. That facilitate them get paid. Alright, I'm not crazy.


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[Assistant] In the research studies, study places that facilitate them and get paid to find a specific people to pull opinions from.


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[Assistant] This is not always easy to do. It got to a point where I did enough for a particular research study company that they would call me and say, okay, we need you to say you shop at this store twice a week or pretend you're a tobacco user and come in for this cigarette focus group.


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[Assistant] So now I just think all polls and focus groups have a thumb on the scale and are extremely inaccurate. That's what I'm talking about. I think that's true. I mean, think about a jury even in a jury.


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[Assistant] The lawyer, you know, I watched Seinfeld last night and they, uh,


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[Assistant] They talk about getting one coffee when he spills coffee on himself and he could give me one coffee drinker on that jury and you're going to be a rich man.


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[Assistant] And he, and she goes, well, I'm a coffee drinker. And I don't, and Elaine says, I'm a coffee drinker. I don't side with you. He goes, well, you'd be weeded out.


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[Assistant] And that's what jury, I mean that's what they do. They weed the person out that they're trying to get.


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[Assistant] To put it in your favor. Right. And that's the law. So that's, supposedly you can't completely cheat that system. I'm sure it happens, but.


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[Assistant] With a focus group, I mean, you're like, I'll give you 50 bucks. Just say you're on, you smoke. All right. I don't care. You know, and then we see that. That's what I'm talking about. This guy, Sutton to talk about this guy. We should hang out. Uh, doogie double takeout.


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[Assistant] Depending on the topic, sometimes I think Nate is a genius, and sometimes I think he's an idiot.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's what I'm talking, I like, I like that. I think that's what I want to be. I used to think that. What? That I was genius and what do you think now? Just an idiot? Well, I figured it out. I don't think you're doing


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[Assistant] I, I, look, I sometimes, my, a genius is going to be an idiot at times. That's what I think. I think if you're a genius, you're going to be an idiot.


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[Assistant] There are things that at least they're giving ideas out. They're moving forward.


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[Assistant] They're not just, you know, balling in the ball back over. They're trying to spike it and win some, they're not, you know, this is this guy over here. Just trying to keep the ball in play. Would rather the score be zero zero. We go home, never talk about the game ever again. I think most geniuses had.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So who is it? Am I the genius or the idiot? Or maybe you're the genius for getting it or the idiot for not getting it. Boom.


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[Assistant] Doogie double take out. Yeah. Double took that. Uh, all right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's one, there's a blockbuster in Alaska. I think it's the last one.


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[Assistant] I definitely miss it. I miss going in and being like, what are we going to get? Cause it made it added to, it's like going to the movies.


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[Assistant] It added to it. You would get in your car, you go drive the blockbuster, you walk around, you're looking at everything. You're, it was great. It was great. Is this Holly? He's being crazy right now. Did she went out? She's looking up here for some, I think she went to the Seinfeld DVDs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, our dog, Holly, a little more active. Uh, uh, uh, Abdeel Flores, Flores, uh, Abdeel Flores, they have two toddlers work full-time, attend college full-time, Ball State, alright, former.


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[Assistant] I'm glad to hear that. And I'd do all of the polls for ten dollars. All of them. That's good. I like that. But she does, yea, she gets some ten bucks, she does it for the money.


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[Assistant] But she is two toddlers, works full time and college. So she's...


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[Assistant] She's someone we want to take the polls. She's doing all the things.


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[Assistant] Yep. She's a mom, working full time and college. I mean, she's a dream pull person. Yep. Yeah. She should get more than $10. She's finding the time.


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[Assistant] For social media, I couldn't agree more. People have no shame as to what they will do to get some attention in a completely oversaturated world of people wanting to be rich and famous. As Nate said, just step to the side.


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[Assistant] That goes for both people that are famous for doing the dumbest thing to those that have two people watching. And I don't know about, she says, you are scattered but endearing. I get that. But then they agree with you. But then they're, yea. Totally.


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[Assistant] It's being that no one, like we said, no one being famous. Famous used to mean something.


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[Assistant] Famous used to be your craft, your unbelievable craft, and now it's kind of anybody can do it. And if someone gets a video that goes the right way, then just, for someone that doesn't have the talent to do an hour long show,


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[Assistant] You know, and then that's when you see musicians go out, but they all kind of go away. I mean you see...


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[Assistant] What you watch people. I think, did we talk, maybe we talked about that. It was like, it'll be interesting to see.


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[Assistant] Youtubers, like, you're gonna see them, like, waiting tables. Like, you're gonna...


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[Assistant] Did we talk about that last week? Not really. But it's like there's an idea I thought about. There's going to be a point.


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[Assistant] Where you gonna end up being like, I recognize my server, he had a meme go viral, but there's no money in it.


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[Assistant] So like having your 15, there's actually going to really be 15 seconds of fame. You know, that saying never really.


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[Assistant] Someone would always say it, everybody has their moment. 15 minutes of fame? 15 minutes of fame. Everybody has their moment, whatever, but.


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[Assistant] There's going to be a point where your moment is going to be millions of people saw your face and maybe your meme still gets shown around and then you're going to see that guy just at a regular job because he's not going to be able to


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[Assistant] You know, you're not, there's going to be too much of that that you're not going to turn it into something that's concrete that people will spend money for. And so you're going to be like, I think I've met my server before. And then you're like, ah, he's the.


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[Assistant] You still got a headache from that? He's like, ah, you know, still getting after it. And then he gets tipped a little more cause you're like, ah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Robert Horton abstained from washing her hands out of respect for Poppy today. That was when Poppy died. That's pretty funny. Yep, it's funny. Because Poppy didn't wash his hands.


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[Assistant] Probably died of COVID for not washing his hands. No, I don't know what he died.


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[Assistant] Two more, Tyler Johnson, Nate can be a little harsh on baits, keep it up you guys, love it. I don't know, I think he's saying keep going. I know, I don't- I agree with that. Nate can be a little harsh on baits, keep it up.


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[Assistant] He loves it. He loves it. Yeaah, cause it's funny. He points it out and he loves it. Last one, Nick Brunel.


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[Assistant] Oh Nick, that was, you know, I don't, I think they're getting toned down. I hope so. Went into the golf lesson this morning.


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[Assistant] Trying to get real good at golf. You're going to see. I'm going to start a golf podcast at some point because I love it too much. Uh, all right. That's the comments. Hope you guys like that. We appreciate you guys commenting. We think they're funny. We think they're interesting.


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[Assistant] We want to have y'all, so you have some say into this, you know, so you don't, you know, you don't think we didn't forget about you. Uh, I know I'm not on social media a lot, so I know it's sometimes I get a lot of people wanting to interact and I don't really...


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[Assistant] Do it often. So, uh, this is the interaction. So if you want to interact, uh, we're eventually get an email. Maybe we have advice, you know, stuff like that. Maybe you don't like these comments, but that's why you can fast forward. That's what this podcast is about. Skip ahead, man, to your parts.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the, that's, figure out your system in watching this.


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[Assistant] This, we're trying to put it in a, I think you gotta start the comments, cause it's gonna be weird for us to go back in the comments.


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[Assistant] So just fast forward. I mean, hopefully, I don't know, we don't know how long that was, but it was, you know, try to make them like 20 minutes or something.


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[Assistant] But just fast, you know, just kinda, you can guess. I, I fast forward to most podcasts.


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[Assistant] I've honestly, I go through and just skim and make sure, you know, I don't have like a sleeve hanging off, but I don't even care. All right. So the new, as you know, we're still trying to.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to figure out what's the angle of this. What's the, you know, I mean, we're starting a podcast, doing a show. It's, you know, we kind of stumbled into this talking about like kind of crazy things and kind of going down these rabbit holes and.


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[Assistant] This one we're going to talk about today, to get it started, I've come up with a new little system.


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[Assistant] Of thinking, I will take a joke from my act because that's what's going to start this podcast today. And we're going to do a joke from our act and then we are going to build off of that from that joke. The rabbit hole from the start of the joke.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so we'll see if this works. We'll go try this until we stop it because it's stupid. No, that's uh, that's the point of this. Uh, so the joke today, uh, that we're going to do is, uh, two thumbs bargetti.


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[Assistant] And it's a, it's a big famous joke of mine now. It was on Brad Paisley doing Tonight Show and also Brad Paisley's comedy roundup or, oh it was on Netflix.


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[Assistant] Uh, but two thumbs where it gets you, we're gonna play it for you right now.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright. Two thumbs burgetzing. That joke.


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[Assistant] Great joke. It's a good little story. Ronnie Barghetti, my, uh,


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[Assistant] He's my second cousin. He coached at Vanderbilt in the seventies. Uh, I just said my uncle, like it's, he's, uh, I always think it's kind of weird to say your cousin and then it's like a 70 year old man. And then you're like, what? Uh, my, he, but he was, my dad lived with him when he, my dad, that's how my dad got to Nashville. He moved in with, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, Ronnie, Ronnie's an, uh, amazing person. Ronnie Barghetti, he's the Barghetti that my whole life has been. You Ronnie's boy? Like, cause he was at Vanderbilt, everybody knows Ronnie, he announced the Vandy games, they choose to listen to. I did, Ronnie.


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[Assistant] So if you listen to Vending Games, yeaah. And so Ronnie's the one who told me, we were doing Christmas at his, I think it was his house or something. We did Christmas one year and he was, I forget, he just told me something. And I, but I remember thinking, I was like, I could maybe do that. I could tell this story somehow. Uh.


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[Assistant] Nothing crazy, just, you know, you got a cousin that's got some good stories.


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[Assistant] I mean, do y'all have to ask him, do you have some questions?


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[Assistant] Yeah, is he coming this year? You're like, ahh, he was, but, you know.


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[Assistant] So then everybody's like, yeah, no, I understand. I understand.


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[Assistant] You have anybody? No, I got nobody. A friend or anything that's done anything?


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[Assistant] Just yea, like you get in trouble with like the RA or something. Oh, underage drinking, stuff like that, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't know if we had any, I'm trying to, man, did I have a friend, didn't they go to jail?


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[Assistant] I mean there's people that just end up in, they're just in prisons. They're in jail, like just in and out of trouble.


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[Assistant] They're just in trouble a lot. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's, it's crazy. You just have people that are like, yeah, they're all in trouble. Like everybody's in prison or, you know, in prisons, jails, just your local jail. You're usually in and out, right? In prisons. It's the real deal. Yeah. That's when you're like go to trial and sentenced.


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[Assistant] Man, speak, like, so that, my, two thumbs is my, is our family crime. And it is, it's all true story. Uh, it's very funny. I mean, it's very, it's funny now, but it is insane. And when did that happen?


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[Assistant] 1800s? Yeah, what did I say? I don't know what I said. You said 1800s. Yeah. Yeah, I think he was like that. Maybe he's 19, yeah, maybe early. It was a long, long time ago. I mean, he was...


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[Assistant] You know, where, I mean, you could kill someone. You know, you think back then, like, how'd they even catch anybody? I mean, you could just kill anybody.


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[Assistant] I mean, you could, it used to be just, you could kill anybody you wanted to. Not that long ago. Like DNA wasn't really widely used till the 90s. You ever watch old movies? When you watch old movies, they are the mob, like, I was watching, uh, mafia movies. And the mafia, I mean, do they would just shoot people in restaurants? Yeah. And they just get away with it. They can just be gone. Because there's no cameras. No DNA. So you just walk in.


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[Assistant] No, but yeaah, you just, they throw the gun in a river and they move on.


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[Assistant] Speaking of family, uh, which we were thinking about, like famous, like some famous crimes, some famous, what's some good family since this, since none of you guys brought anything to the table and you grow up a bunch of losers. I come from a genius idiot family, the idiot genius family. We're murdering people. We also had two, uh, this was two of our family in the circus, a tightrope. Your family? Yeah.


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[Assistant] And I, I don't know a ton about it. You know, that's the stuff I, sometimes I get told something and I go, oh, that's crazy. And I just move on.


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[Assistant] You should, you should ask one and I will now.


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[Assistant] I will now. My dad's a magician, so I'm used to a lot coming at me.


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[Assistant] There's not a lot of stuff that I'm like, what? We have something crazy? You're like, yeah, it kind of makes sense now. I'm a comedian. My dad's a magician.


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[Assistant] My dad's president of the International Brotherhood of Magicians.


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[Assistant] Just got it. Big, big, it's a big honor. Truthfully, right, for the next, for the next year. So we're very, very proud of him. Uh, but yeah, I'm used to, you know, my grandma's and bowling hall fangirls. Weird stuff, man. We're just used to stuff coming at you.


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[Assistant] I mean, just some educational job, you know, like really a real job, a lawyer below my, below my mind. If she is just, you know, a doctor, if she's a doctor or something.


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[Assistant] So we're thinking of like famous crimes through history. Baby Lindbergh kidnapping. March 1st, 1932.


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[Assistant] Not even Lindbergh's in April news spread that a ransom had been paid, but still no child was recovered.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you, I mean, but would people know him more because of this kidnapping? You know?


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[Assistant] Which back then is when that mattered. That's when flying was a new thing. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And so like that's when, and people actually, you know, now I don't, it's, you know, like social media, you know, like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was trying to think of an equivalent. No one now. You don't know. I mean, look, that guy that went to space, uh, he's running for something. His bald heads, his name's Scott. He lived in space for a year. Oh, Scott Kelly?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, he did live in space for a year, so unless your guy lived in space also for one year, I don't know for real.


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[Assistant] He was a guy, I started following him on social media and, uh, I just remember he was like always out, like he's always like doing stuff when he came back. You could just, I think just wanted to be around people.


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[Assistant] I was thinking about like his family, he's back with his family. You're like, is it weird? Are they, you know. I bet he feels heavy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, oh yeaah, cause he's, cause he was in Gravity. Cause he was a big guy. Uh, is that what you mean? No. This is a fat joke.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I mean, but I mean, is that guy the most famous guy on the planet? No. Not even close. We just argued his, he lived in space for a year.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's, we were so curious about stuff. You gotta think now we're not curious about any, you know, it's like, what could you be curious about if, even if someone went to Mars and lived on it? I mean, we're in a world now, you'd be like, I'd keep an eye, you know, you maybe,


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[Assistant] Maybe catch it in the news. It's pretty crazy. You just kind of, we feel like we've done everything or someone has done everything.


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[Assistant] I mean, they're saying we have aliens and we don't care. Exactly. And they're saying they're, so until we talk to the alien, like it's crazy. It's crazy. So back then that was, I mean, flying was changing the world.


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[Assistant] I don't know, like now you're gonna go change the world, they're gonna come up with stuff to change the world, but it's gonna be...


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[Assistant] Do I not go to the gas station anymore? You're like, no, you don't. You're like, okay, all right. Yeah, I'll go do something else. Uh, you know, you just get used to it. Another big famous, uh, family one, uh, Patricia Hearst's granddaughter of newspaper magnate, magnet? Yeah. Like a magnet. Newspaper magnet?


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[Assistant] Oh, so it has nothing to do with this? No, it was just, he was the guy that, you know, he keeps all the pages, you know, you have an article you write and you want to have it on the refrigerator. Oh, that's cool, man. Yeah, that was way off.


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[Assistant] I went into two different buildings looking for him and she said, no, I'm here for William Randolph.


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[Assistant] Uh, the guy that made the magnets that hung newspapers? Yeaah. You know? Do you know him?


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[Assistant] Granddaughter of a newspaper magnet. I mean, it can't be magnet. Magnate? Oh, it's magnet.


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[Assistant] Patricia Hearst, granddaughter of newspaper magnate, uh.


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[Assistant] William Randolph Hearst became the central character of one of the biggest news stories of the turbulent 1970s. It was shocking enough on February 4th,


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[Assistant] 1974, when the 19-year-old Harris was kidnapped by a ratty band of bay-a-ree-a. Man, that was a, that was a run! We were on a...


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[Assistant] But then just over two months later, she was seen on camera assisting them in a bank robbery. Soon enough, the kidnapped victim had an arrest warrant of her own.


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[Assistant] It would be nearly a year and a half before she was captured. Despite the defense's strategy of brainwashing, her two month trial in 1976 led to a seven year sentence.


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[Assistant] It was later commuted by then president Jimmy Carter and she served only 22 months. Bill Clinton granted her a full pardon on the day he left office. Hers is now 66.


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[Assistant] Patricia, let's cut to the chase here. Is your dad, did he do anything with Magnus? At all? That's all we want to know.


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[Assistant] Uh, did you have magnets? Were magnets invented when you were growing up?


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[Assistant] Do you remember the baby Charles Lindbergh? How do you know Charles Lindbergh? Hey Patricia, how do you know Charles Lindbergh? Ring, ring a bell. How did, what do you know him from?


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[Assistant] Do you know him from his aviating or do you know him from his kid that was kidnapped?


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[Assistant] There's a movie about this, right? I think so. If not, there should be. I knew nothing about that story.


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[Assistant] I mean, what a fun, you know, not a fun story, but I mean, it's kind of a fun story. Yeah, it's kind of fun everybody. Like if you're, it is fun. Like if you're, I mean, imagine the same, I mean, just.


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[Assistant] Oh, like how wrapped up you would be in it. How crazy it would be.


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[Assistant] You know, like, we, I'm gonna kinda jump ahead, but like, it's like those famous stories.


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[Assistant] It's the, the, the, you get wrapped up in or, you know, I started watching, I went through some of them because I had someone talk about the, uh, the like tabloid cases. Like that Patty Harris one had to be a gigantic tab. I mean, like just wall to wall coverage, you know, like just what's going on.


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[Assistant] Cause I mean, they thought she was kidnapped first and then she's a part of it. And then she just wants her father to feed all the hungry in California.


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[Assistant] Her father gave like 2 million dollars to some hunger.


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[Assistant] I mean, just, you have so much money. Yeah. She got, there was a movie, what movie was it? I think there's been a few mini-series since then.


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[Assistant] Like I remember, uh, the, the biggest pab, pabloid that I remember, uh, Holloway, Natalie Holloway. That one was, I remember,


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[Assistant] Seeing that happen and I remember following it and like always trying to keep up with it. Which one was that? That was she, uh, Ruba.


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[Assistant] She was a high school kid, right? Yeah. And then they were on a trip and then she met VanderSloot, that guy, and then.


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[Assistant] You know, that, that guy got away with it and then that guy killed someone else in another, in another country. Oh yeah. That was a great Patrice O'Neill. He opens his special and he goes, remember Natalie Holloway? Talk about like the media when it comes to white girls.


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[Assistant] And uh, he goes, what was his name? And everybody's like, Natalie Holloway. Everybody's like, yeah, yeah. And then that VanderSue just killed that other girl. And he goes, and then that VanderSue killed another girl.


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[Assistant] He's like, I can't, you know, and she was like, another country. I mean, I don't remember now. And he goes, what was her name? And everybody goes, uh, and he goes, exactly. And it's very funny because it's the way he's leading into it. You're like, yeah, that's right. You know that he did it again and you're, and he goes, what's her name? And he goes, uh, exactly. Uh,


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[Assistant] Heart wrenching stories and seeing all this other stuff, I mean, anyone's like Casey Anthony was, I watched her.


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[Assistant] You know, I remember all that. My mom is obsessed with these. I think this is a very, your mom, your mom loves, most moms love biscuits.


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[Assistant] They love that stuff. Everybody loves it, but they can get wrapped up into it.


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[Assistant] And you know, Casey Anthony, that whole...


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[Assistant] I mean, God, that was nuts. I watched that. You know, there's great stuff on Hulu. You can usually see where they kind of.


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[Assistant] Cause you kind of forget, you know, it's easy to forget that how big the story was.


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[Assistant] And then how much media coverage it is. I mean, these people go from nobodies to the most famous people on earth. And people investigate. I mean, they're just, they can't do anything. Everything that they do in public gets just scrutinized. You know, like, why did they do that? Why did they say that? I mean, Casey Anthony, like, there's all this stuff.


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[Assistant] They called her, she called the nanny Zanny. And so that's, Zanny is the slang for, uh, Zan, or what's the drug? Xanax. So Zanny, so they think that she was like, oh, where's she at? She's like, oh, she's with Zanny the nanny.


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[Assistant] And so like, she was saying that there was this nanny that would watch, you know, uh, Kaylee, Kaylee Anthony, right? Uh, her daughter and then would watch her and then she would be, so then they were like, well, Xanny's a, cause in case Xanny was doing all these drugs.


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[Assistant] And so that she thinks she would give her Danix, her kid, to put her to sleep so she doesn't have to watch it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what is she, her roommate, right, or something?


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[Assistant] You know, they usually say you're gonna be killed by someone you know. Scott Peterson? I had someone, uh, KFC.


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[Assistant] Uh, Kevin at Barstool, he went on a big thing about Scott Peterson.


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[Assistant] And I told, I still don't agree with him. And then he got like, he got me into like, I was like, well, let me watch, you know, cause I was like, I don't remember. I know Scott Peterson obviously, but I wasn't watching these things just.


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[Assistant] You know, wall-to-wall coverage. And they, uh, and so I watch Scott Beatrice because he's like, maybe he didn't do it and all this stuff. And then when you watch it, I, most things I watched, uh, making him making a murder, right? When you watch that, if you watch everything with the idea that,


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[Assistant] You know, you're like, well, what are they not showing me? They have to not be showing me something. And with Scott Peterson.


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[Assistant] I mean, he goes to the, this weird, he goes to the place where they found her body. He had a boat. He goes fishing the day she goes fishing at that lake. There's a lot of you're like, well, what's he doing out there? It's when you're trying to really convince you that he didn't do it. That's when there's a problem.


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[Assistant] When you're, they're trying to overly be like, yeah, but I mean, just cause he was out of that boat doesn't mean, you know, you're really trying to convince someone.


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[Assistant] That he's innocent? Then you're like, well now I don't really believe it. Cause you're, you're really having to work hard.


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[Assistant] I would think, with a lot of these big cases at least, it's pretty.


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[Assistant] Ah, you know, if he didn't do it, it'd be pretty obvious. And then he would scream from the...


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[Assistant] Towers that he didn't do it. And he was like, he was calling it he had another girlfriend.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean the craziest thing, there was a robbery across the street that same day from that house.


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[Assistant] Which is, I mean, talk about a neighborhood. You're like, what goes on in your, how's the crime in your neighborhood? How is it? I mean, you got a robbery over here, murder over here. I mean, a lot going on. Are you here for the crime? Like that's, that would be a neighborhood. You're like, I would like to move in more crime neighborhood. You're like.


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[Assistant] Do we have the neighborhood for you? Scott Peterson happened there, robbery over there. Did they get together and do it together? No, two separate things happening at the same time.


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[Assistant] The Mendes Brothers, I haven't watched, I want to watch that. I don't really remember that at all. I'd be very curious about that. There's a documentary on Netflix, so I'm actually going to go watch that. Jodie Arias, I remember, I watched her.


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[Assistant] Uh, kind of thing. It's all, it's on Hulu. It's like, you'll, you'll break down like a story. You all want to watch the big, you know, the big media covered. She was just a crazy person. Jodie was and, uh.


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[Assistant] What'd she do? She killed, the guy was Mormon and she dated him and he lived in Utah. And then she, I think they broke up and he had two roommates and then they broke up and then she kind of showed back up.


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[Assistant] And then it was, and then she left and she killed him like in a shower and he was just dead for two days before. I think he might realize that because they were supposed to go on a trip.


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[Assistant] He was going to go on a trip and it didn't happen. And then they found, but I mean, the roommates, cause then everybody's like, well, the roommates, how do you, you know, cause that's what everybody does. They go, how do you not, how do you not notice a dead body in your house? But the roommates are like, I don't know. We didn't go in his room and like, you know, where you're like.


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[Assistant] I don't know, he's working, he leaves early and you know, I mean, I think you can easily as your roommates be like, you just don't cross paths.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, you had to start smelling it and then you look really bad. Right.


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[Assistant] But yeah, you're just like, yeah, man, I didn't go, you know, it's like your roommates. I mean, yeah, you probably would, you cross paths. Yeah. Every now and then. You watch TV together. I mean, I always had roommates that were my friends. I never.


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[Assistant] Was into the, I never got into the, you have the room, you know, people have roommates that they don't even know. And like, so it got very much, the longer you do that, but you know, yeah, there'd be days where you could not do it. But yeah, she was crazy. Uh, I don't know Susan Smith. She's the one that.


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[Assistant] That stuff's brutal. Uh, just brutal, man. I hate it, cause you have a kid, it's just...


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[Assistant] You know, kids are so innocent and they just obviously don't deserve any of this. Uh, let's lighten it up a little bit. Yeah. You know, uh, all right. Just go, oh, this kid murdered his parents. All right. So, uh, I just gotta be fun. Let's just try to be fun. Uh,


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[Assistant] The DB Cooper plane hijacking. We're just, I mean, obviously if you go into this, maybe some crimes. This is all stemming off two thumbs. Uh, two, uh, oh man. Let me pick some DB Cooper plane hijacking. Uh, I mean, I can give you the highlights if you'd like.


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[Assistant] He's got to ring the bell again. And then she comes back and he's like, I mean, could you read the note? And she's like, oh, and then he's just like, he just keeping a look at her just like, and then she goes, and she's still not going to read it. And then she looks back at him and he's like.


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[Assistant] Like he's doing that, like that's what he's having to, I mean, he thinks it's going to be this cool. I have a bomb. He's like, I do have a bomb. He stands up. Everybody's scared and having to be.


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[Assistant] You think he's even going, there's a maintenance engine? He's like, I hear there's a bomb. He's like starting the rumor going.


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[Assistant] Don't quote me, but I'm hearing some other people. I was up front earlier to the bathroom.


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[Assistant] I think for some reason I feel like they, uh, well what's crazy is that they got everybody off the plane.


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[Assistant] But I guess the pilot, so they don't want the pilot to die, so.


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[Assistant] You're never gonna know. I mean that's what's crazy, is you're never, you know, you're never gonna know.


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[Assistant] I guess for then, for the, for his, but you know, then 2000 though, is it, does his money go up?


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[Assistant] You know, everybody says, well today, that's like, Paul Escobar, you know, we talked about that was the equivalent of.


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[Assistant] I mean, you gotta think a million dollars is a lot. And so if you're someone that doesn't have.


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[Assistant] A regular, say this guy's making $10,000 a year. I mean, he's like, he can go live forever. He just.


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[Assistant] I mean, he probably is alone, probably just stayed on his own, went and just bought a, you know, wherever he jumped out of and then just eventually got no, no one knew who he was. That girl, you know.


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[Assistant] I mean who, like, so no one ever saw him, right? It seems like the FBI, none of them ever saw him. I mean they have a description just from the flight attendant. Yes. So they have a description of the flight attendant.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, most people look basically all the same anyway, so unless you have...


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[Assistant] Two thumbs, some weird thing. He's gonna just kinda blend in. Uh, they have no cameras, like they just.


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[Assistant] At what point do they even just give up and go, it's, he did it. He got away.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, do they ever try to... Well, it says the FBI suspended the investigation in 2016.


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[Assistant] So in 2016, they finally go, that's enough. We're done. And I mean, some guy's in an office and he's been there since 1971. And he's like, what's that? Suspended.


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[Assistant] I, I remember, uh, flying before 9-11 when I was supposed to go on a trip and I was using another buddy's ticket and I went and used his ID to try to get on the plane. And they were.


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[Assistant] I think they were like, we need to see a social security card too, for some reason. Cause I think they probably were like, this doesn't look that good. But I remember you thought it was okay to try. What happened?


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[Assistant] I, I, I was gonna have, I was gonna need him to give me a social security card too. And, uh.


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[Assistant] So it didn't work. It just didn't work. I was at the airport trying it. Wow. Cause we were like, cause the guy couldn't go and so he couldn't go and then.


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[Assistant] So he was like, I was like, I can just use the ticket and then I'll just use your ID and then. You'd be arrested now, right? Huh? When you'd probably be arrested now? Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean, you might have been arrested then, but it was just definitely...


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[Assistant] Easier to do. I mean, it just, you didn't even think it was that stupid to try.


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[Assistant] It's like trying to use a fake ID at a bar. I mean, you just were like, oh yeah, I was just trying. Yeah. Yeah, it was my buddy's ticket. I thought I could go. Cause you couldn't transfer the ticket over. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, so yeaah, I mean you just didn't, you thought it was okay to even give it a go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you walk up everybody, you walk everybody to the gate. I don't think, I think anybody could go to the gate. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If, uh, let's just do this other, another fun one, the Brinks job.


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[Assistant] Theft of the Brinks headquarters in Boston in 1950 was then the largest robbery in the history of the United States and remained so until 1984. The robbery, skillfully executed with few clues left at the crime scene, was billed as the crime of the century.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They revised it. They didn't know about it. That shows you that people forget 1932. Someone already about 1950. This is the crime of the century. Like 18 years later, Charles Zinberg's got a little something to say about that. And they go, who's that? They got the baby. Yeah. What was his job? Uh, he was a, he flew, I think.


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[Assistant] So the robbery skillfully executed with few clues left to the crime scene was billed as the essential crime of the century. It was the work of an 11 member gang, all of whom were later arrested. The planning and practice had a military intensity to them. The attention to detail, including the close approximation of the uniforms of the Brink's guards, was near genius. To this day, no one has found the money. What's a big, what's the bigger crime? Do you know that?


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[Assistant] This is the biggest, this was the largest robbery in the history of the United States until 1984. Can you look up that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, that's, you know, that's a real deal. These are the crimes that...


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[Assistant] I feel like this is the crime you want if there's crime. You don't want senseless, you don't want these lunatic killing our kids. You don't want these, those people.