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[Assistant] Well in all fairness, usually it's Tuesday night and I've been drinking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I, I used to do the other stuff and I noticed my memory was worse when partaking. Yeah. More than usual. And it was like, yeah, clearly. Right. Obviously. It's like, yeah, it affects your brain.


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[Assistant] Probably not in a good way. Not, not, not in the memory department. Every now and then, yea, sure, cut loose, have some fun. But yea, uhm, yea, that shit every day, that ain't good for you. No, no.


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[Assistant] Okay. We're all going to be kind of separate. I mean, our idea for this thing, we can't, uhm, I guess we're still on the fence about how many lives are we going to have, because we want this to be a competition, right? I think so, yeah. I think who can survive a lot. So we, it's either like one life or we give ourselves three lives.


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[Assistant] Okay, I like that idea. So yeaah, I think we're all on that page. Three lives. Alright, fine. Three lives.


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[Assistant] It's just, uh, yeaah, we will, you know, Darkness Falls comes out what? Sundays? Sundays, yeaah. So we just make sure this series releases on like a Wednesday. Okay. So complete opposite side of the week. And then boom, we get to seven, seven days and we brand it, you know, thumbnail and all that stuff has to be very clear branding like this is this series. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, an extra bed. Well also food, like that's another thing, cause Simon, you want food and water out of the gate.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well that's what we gotta decide also is when we start this series, you know, it's, it's go time. Yeah. Do we all spawn ourselves a little bit of food, a little bit of water to get started or do we just go?


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm on the side of me, at least right now, I might be able to be talked out of it, but I would love to just go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you got a ration, you got a jar of water, but it ain't much.


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[Assistant] But I love the idea. I mean, but this is me. I like that. Not only do we have to worry about horde base and making sure whatever we're building is ready for the night. It's like, man, I also got to kill a chicken and cook it.


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[Assistant] Right, well I know water from the details we know about Alpha 21, we know water works differently.


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[Assistant] Like, there's no more jars of murky water. Right. Uh, it's a dew collector. It's a dew collector that you have to make and it, well, I forgot how many...


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[Assistant] Produces like two water jars a day. But when you use the water jars, you don't get the jars back. Like water jars are non-existent anymore. How do you make glue? Hell if I know. Must be a new recipe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. Yeah. You have a player created vending machine. We'll have to get in there and test how those work because yeah, I've never used them because I think they're for like a public servers more.


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[Assistant] It's not, it's not hard at all. I mean, we'll start now. All you can really cook is damn charred meat and it's build a campfire, kill a chicken, throw the chicken on the campfire.


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[Assistant] You don't think canned food poisons you? No, it doesn't. Not in vanilla. In Darkness Falls, it did.


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[Assistant] No, if you find cans of food in vanilla, uh, yeah, you just eat it. It doesn't give you a lot. It's like, oh, it's just 10 hell or 10 food. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] Well that's, uhm, I guess it's similar to a clear zombie where you take the mission, you go to a house, you gotta clear the house. But with infestation, it's double the amount of zombies. So there's a ton of zombies in the house.


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[Assistant] From what I understand, each trader compound, like,


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[Assistant] What? There's a Trader Rekt who is like your farmer. So his compound looks like a farmer compound. Yeah, and you buy seeds from him. It's like a very, you know, he, and.


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[Assistant] Like he has a character now. And it doesn't say Trader Joel's outside his place. It'll say Trader Rex place. Same thing with Trader Jen. She's the medic. So it was like, oh, we need medical supplies. You go to Trader Jen. And it'll look like a medical place. It'll look like a medical place.


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[Assistant] And I know it's something that, if I'm not mistaken, they also have traders that can, cause right now as it is, uh, like in random gen worlds, the trader exists like on the outskirts of every town, but from the new one I know they'll have points of interest where it's like a truck stop or an area in the middle of nowhere that'll have a trader as well. So you can find traders just kinda scattered about the world. Nice, alright.


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[Assistant] Labeled points of interest. Ooh, now this is, this is, I got, I got a spicy take on this one. It's so spicy. So spicy. And my take is, I hate it. Right.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, well it's not the label, so here's how it works in... Right now...


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[Assistant] The way I like it is you walk up to a point of interest and it doesn't tell you what that point of interest is or what tier it is. And now for 21, you walk up to the point of interest, it'll tell you, oh, this is farmhouse and it'll have like three skulls on it. Well, that means it's a level three or tier three point of interest.


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[Assistant] So it, it's medium difficulty. It might be tier 3 till 4, tier 5, I think it goes up to tier 6.


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[Assistant] Because it takes away a little immersion for me. Like I like walking up to a little house and going like, oh, this is a little house. This shouldn't be too hard. I'll explore this. And then as you explore, you realize like, oh wow, this house is a shit show. There's a basement and there's this crazy laboratory under the basement. I didn't know that was here. This laboratory is full of zombies.


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[Assistant] Well now you would walk up to that house, like, oh, I can't wait to explore this house, but oh no, okay, it's a tier four, that means there's some crazy shit in there, I'm not gonna go in there. I'm with you, I'm with you on that one. It's immersion breaking to me. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, no, I'm gonna turn that off immediately. I-I hope they have that option.


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[Assistant] Yeah, go ahead. Nah, leave it on. Yeah, as long as there's an option to turn it off. And honestly, I don't mind the name of the place popping up.


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[Assistant] Why would you? If you walk up to a place and it's just like, oh, it's Silo. That's the name of the place. Okay, cool. Didn't need it, but there it is.


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[Assistant] That'd be weird. Yeah, maybe there's a pink truck to the farmhouse, but that could also be immersion breaking because, you know, it depends on what they have it named. You're walking up to a little house and it's like zombie laboratory.


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[Assistant] So we don't know if that's for sure. So yea, I might, I might just turn that whole thing off to me. It's immersion breaking. I don't, I don't care for it. I don't care for it one bit. You know what I don't care for? Damaging vehicles easier. Oh wow, I thought you were gonna segway into a sponsor. No. Just really throw them under the bus.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know there's vehicle upgrades cause that even exist in vanilla where you can upgrade your vehicle to like have spikes on it. I don't know if that actually represents it visually, but that'll do more damage against zombies and do less damage to your vehicle. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't mind that. That's, that's more immersive. It's like, yeah, you can't just run your vehicle into shit without it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, taking damage. Can't run your vehicle into a wall and not have any consequences.


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[Assistant] Which yeaah, it makes you want to be more careful with vehicles. I like, I'm not opposed to that feature.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we were talking about our memories being shit. Yep. Yeah, this is, oh, okay. Oh, I need to build this one thing. Let me, uh, I feel like sometimes I have to look into my inventory 20 times to remember, wait, how many, how many steel bars did I need? This will just allow you to go, oh.


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[Assistant] Pin the recipe, it's in the top right of your screen. You can see, uh, you can see what you need to craft the thing you need.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't even think we've done a tier 5 in our playthroughs.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I like, I like going on the quest. You go to the trader, do a quest, go back, get a reward. It's like yeaah, that's, that's great. I wish they had more variety of quests, which I know they're adding infestation. I think Darkness Falls, you know, they got a decent variety. Yeaah. I'd love like, just, give me 20 different types of quests.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's early game stuff. It's like, oh, the trader's open. I can run to a job real quick. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like, in our uhm, yeaah, if we do this...


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[Assistant] Uh, horde night every night, I'm like, yeah, I got time for a quest today. Go out, bang out a quick point of interest. It's like, I'll get supplies and the points of interest, I'll, you know, get XP, and then I'll hopefully be able to earn some money and buy something from the trader, like food.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we'll be your neighbors, you need advice. Yeah, we'll be there. We can point you in the right direction.


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[Assistant] You know what? I watched that yesterday. I was like, god damn, he got robbed. Yep. I got robbed. The wolf. Just one, the wolf on you immediately. Took your health all the way down. Then you take a zip line, it glitches out, slams you into a rock. Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, from the dev stream. It said it didn't work quite as well during the dev stream as they wanted to get it, but yeah, sounds like they're still tweaking and finagling it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's actually, and it is actually filling in as it goes. So yeah, water is supposed to act more like water and not crazy psychopath water that it acts like right now. Like right now, you go up to the swimming pool and there's a hole in the water.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in the past they just, they'll walk on the ground. So they'll walk under the water. Like if the zombies had to swim. Yeah, like a base on an island. Yeah. That'd be awesome. That'd be interesting to see. Yeah, I mean, if it really slowed the zombies down getting to you. Yeah, I'm curious to see that.


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[Assistant] Like fish? I don't think it's necessary. Because I find stuff like that, like even in Arc, I find that more annoying.


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[Assistant] I mean, there could be, if yea, if there were, tell you what, I would like fishing in the game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, throw some crocodiles in there. Crocodiles? I wouldn't mind getting killed by a crocodile. Yeah. Or ducks, you know, go to a lake, any body of water, there's ducks around.


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[Assistant] Stuff like that. I wouldn't mind more nature. I got too used to Red Dead. You walk around in Red Dead and it's like, my god, they added every fucking animal we could think of.


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[Assistant] Yeah, stuff like that. Oh yeah, cows, pigs, things that you could actually like, um, yeah, cows and pigs where you could breed and hold them.


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[Assistant] Like, start a farm, that'd be awesome. Yeaah, that would be great. You should be able to have cows, get milk from cows.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wouldn't mind that. That was always immersive in Minecraft. Yeah, okay, yeah, we can breed cows. That's an endless source of meat and milk.


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[Assistant] It's been nice having your little dog run around the office. She's been getting


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[Assistant] Yeah, it does. I want more of that relaxation, man. Yeah. Hook me up.


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[Assistant] Like, huh? Is it time? And I'm like, what the fuck? And this dog's just like going up to him. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Owner just blows a big pile of smoke right in the dog's snout. The dog just lays into it. I was like, good God. And this dog loves weed.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It was an older dog too, you could tell, you know. Probably a little bit of joint pain, stuff like that. So it was just like, yeaah, this is gonna chill me the fuck out. Take the edge off.


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[Assistant] How that old kinda lazy dog perked up when the joint came out. I was like, oh my god. Never seen anything like that.


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[Assistant] Did you shoot it or did you shoot it? Uh, no, yeah, it shot. It shot itself.


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[Assistant] Shot itself right up. That was so crazy. I got rid of it when it stole my tools. That guy in New York.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it comes to rest and let him out. He shows up every night.


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[Assistant] See, that's the thing, animals are eventually gonna do that. It's like they realize like, oh, we don't get hurt by these, you know, if these humans aren't hurting us, we can do whatever we want.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It's like, it's like those uhm, yeaah, where's that place? I forget where it's at, it's where they had the Monkey Wars.


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[Assistant] But it's, it's, it's the same place. The monkeys got so used to tourists, like they'll steal shit from you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they get used to it. They're like, but what are you going to do? My damn bag of chips.


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[Assistant] I'd say there's an easy solution, but there's not. It's like, oh, you just, you know, you start paying people for rat carcasses.


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[Assistant] So people start breeding them. God. It's like people take full advantage of this situation. It's like I'd say, yeah, there's an easy solution, but there's not because people. Yeah, people ruin everything. People ruin it all.


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[Assistant] Mmm, wouldn't be a bad idea. Maybe that's what the rats are doing. Yeah, what are the, what are the rats are's plan?


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[Assistant] No, this is, I wanna know how she plans. Well, she must have done it, done okay with the schools where they were like, yeah, you did such a good job with the schools.


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[Assistant] For you. No regular food, we gotta eat rats for the next month. We gotta make them scared of us again. That's right. Cause that's the thing, they're not scared of us anymore.


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[Assistant] Too many damn people in one spot. But yeaah, I can't imagine underground New York City. I would love to see a documentary of just like, what's all underground in this place?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it could also be like a waste disposal needs to be tighter. It's like trash cans don't need to be as easy to get into. Yeah, we need the like- You would curb the rat population probably tremendously if you could figure out a way, you know, to get the park rangers. A different version of waste disposal.


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[Assistant] That's right, keep your food off the ground at all times. Keep your coolers.


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[Assistant] But then you gotta get every business to comply with new, you know, it's like, you guys need to buy these types of trash cans because these types of trash cans are sealed.


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[Assistant] Mhm. Keep the rats out. And then they go, what is this government trying to tell me what to do?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're gonna make, yeah, they're gonna try to make your lives worse. I'd say a thief, but it depends on where you are as well. Seems like in some places they're trying to make thieves' lives easier.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that won't be taken advantage of immediately. Humans. God, we're stupid.


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[Assistant] There's no competition there. Zero competition there. The AI's gonna own us. They're gonna run us. Which may be, which may be a good thing. Well, we're too dumb.


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[Assistant] He was on the way out of the city when the bomb dropped. That's it. I think we'll figure it out. Hopefully.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, God, just what AI could potentially do to the medical industry could save tons of money.


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[Assistant] Save tons of money or give the opportunity. I mean, let's, we'll see how it goes. Oh, that's true. Yea, the pharmaceutical companies might just go like, oh, we can charge the same price and just make this for half the price. Okay, we'll just do that. Right. They probably will. So we gotta keep an eye on them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in a hospital. That's absurd. Yeah, exactly. But you go- And you're in there like 10 minutes. 300 bucks, just 45 minutes down the road. Yeah. That's absurd.


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[Assistant] Right. Nice. Uh, Greensboro, uh, 22,000. That's how many you'll see.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I spent a couple nights at Baldhead Island. Baldhead Island, so, uh, for those of you that don't know, Baldhead Island, it's an island, obviously, uhm, off the North Carolina coast. It's about 45 minutes away from Wilmington. You gotta go down to Southport. But if you go to Baldhead Island, you can't bring a car. The only way to get around on Baldhead Island is either walk, bike, or golf cart.


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[Assistant] And that's it. And that's a cool feature. Yea, no, it makes the island quiet, which is wonderful. You get out there, it's like, yea, you don't hear traffic. You don't hear anything. It's just like, man, it's


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[Assistant] It's easy to spread out. But uhm, man, it feels, it is so wild, it's only 45 minutes away, but it feels like you're in another country almost.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah, we're just driving around the island, like going to the, like going to the store. Cause you gotta hop in the golf cart, ride to the store. And it's like palm trees everywhere. It just like, it feels, yeah, it feels just like you're in another country. It feels so, so tropical and weird.


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[Assistant] So your rental came with a golf cart? Ah, three golf carts actually.


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[Assistant] Oh. Yeah, I got a pretty good rental, like, yeah, I had, it was like a big house, came with three golf carts, and we just, yeah, stayed there for two nights.


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[Assistant] Yep, could walk out and the beach was right in front of us. Oh, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we sat out there, what, probably an hour? At least. Something like that? Yeah. We went out there with a chair, sat, and had a, what, Neebs, you made a, uh, screwdrivers? Made screwdrivers. Yeah, some vodka.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would recommend it. Baldhead Island. If you're gonna get there, if uh, if you want like a smaller place, you gotta, you gotta book early.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's twelve, twelve, uh, round trip is twenty-three. Twenty-three. So there and back. So that's what you need, I mean yeaah, that's what you need to do anyway. Just get twenty-three bucks, get you there, to get you back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was fun. Oh yeah, it's, it's, if you go early, yeah, get out there early, ride around all day. And I think the ferry runs until like 11. It runs pretty late.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so you could just piss around all day, hang out on the beach, do whatever you want to do and then hop on a late ferry back.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think Jules is the one that's open latest, now uhm, I wanna say they shut down the kitchen at like 9, but the bar's open til like 11.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's in my, in my head. I was like, oh, you know, like every lighthouse I've ever been to, you just look at it. It's like, oh, look, that's a neat lighthouse. And you see, read the history about it.


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[Assistant] Never been the one that just lets you climb. Yea, cause here it's like, no, climb the damn thing. Like, what? The very top.


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[Assistant] I didn't think anyone could get up there. Yeaah. I mean for me it was like, I was like, oh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it was, uh, when I first went up there, I was like, my God, this is the tiniest damn hatch to get up to this thing. But once you're up there, the view is amazing. Yeah, it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was cool. Yeah, great view. See ya out, see the whole damn island.


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[Assistant] It's a cute little part of our coast down there. I love Southport. Southport is such a small, chill town. Yeaah. And then Baldhead's not far from it. Southport is nice. Yeaah, it's just far enough away from kind of the hustle and bustle of this, even though this area is not that crazy when it comes to traffic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, any time the waitstaff goes out there, any time someone comes from inside out, yeah. And we were right beside it.


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[Assistant] The place is called, uh, Jailhouse Provisions Company?


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[Assistant] Good food. Yeah. I had a great burger, but it's just like, yeah, the entire time just whap, whap, whap. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, there it is! Well, probably there, and if you go in here in the winter, it's not too bad over there, because no one uses it. No one's sitting outside.


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[Assistant] I am not finding any sort of social media for the restaurant. It looks like it's all filtered through the Bald Head Island Services Facebook page.


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[Assistant] Talk about, wow, I ate a gel house, but food was great, but Jesus Christ, that door.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the burger was fantastic. The burger was great. Yeah, really good burger. Yeah, no, it was a great weekend. Just what, at night we just hung out at the house and listened to music, drank. Just had a good old time. We even worked on a puzzle. Yeah. I'm not a puzzle guy.


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[Assistant] Thousand piece jigsaw puzzle. Yeah. All about cheese. Yeah. The girls like started doing one.


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[Assistant] I had a belly full of damn screwdriver. I didn't care what I was doing.


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[Assistant] We need to go ahead and just like, we need to pull the trigger and just book some campsites.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, campfire. I mean camping can get shit if it rains. It just depends. It's like, it's, you know, even, I mean, the weekend we just had could have been crap.


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[Assistant] You never know when you're going to a place and you're like, okay, I rented a place or, you know, I got an Airbnb or I got a campsite.


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[Assistant] That one time in Wataga, the rain was nice because we were out on the lake, remember that rope swing? We started swimming back across the lake and the storm was chasing us. Yeaah. And then, like, as soon as we got back, it was like, alright, everyone dive in your tent. We dove in the tent and then just the rain came, but it was like maybe, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know, a 30, 45 minute rain. Yup. Just enough time to like take a nap. It was so good. Just laying in a tent, listening to the rain, the air cooled off. It was like, oh yeah. And that campsite's great.


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[Assistant] Run back into the lake. Yeah, Juniper Springs, it was pooling in places. I was like, oh, it's so damn flat. Marshy.


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[Assistant] Right, yeah. No, yeah. The monitors are just displayed through the glasses? Yeah, for sure. You could even, you know, theoretically in the future, as long as you're in a place with good internet, you could have the augmented reality glasses and then cloud compute?


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[Assistant] So it was like, okay, you could have your editing computer at your house and just log into it with your augmented reality glasses. And then just, okay, uhm, as long as you got a mouse and a keyboard, I can edit from any damn where I want with just a mouse and a keyboard.


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[Assistant] It's being streamed to your augmented reality glasses and you're just displaying your monitors on your wall or right in front of you wherever you want to.


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[Assistant] I bet, if I were a Batman, you know, like...


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[Assistant] This office, if you look at this office in 20 years, it'll be like, my god, everything's antiquated. Because we actually have these bulky PCs. I think in the future, you just log in somewhere, it's like, I have my computer, it's in the cloud. Right. Oh, and we're not gonna also have any of these fucking, all these wires. Yeah, you would hope not. It's like, yeah, if the internet just keeps getting better and better.


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[Assistant] They work on the latency. I mean, right now there's a latency issue. But I mean, we already, uh, kind of utilized something like that. Cause like, as Techia from Australia, she'll log in to this PC over here and work off of it.


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[Assistant] If she needs to. It's like, it can be done. Yeaah. It's already there. And it's just gonna get better and better.


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[Assistant] I mean, gaming too. I mean, they're already talking about, you know, cloud gaming where...


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[Assistant] You know, right now, imagine you're playing Battlefield. All the destruction and everything that has to happen has to happen within either the PC or the console. Like the PC or the console has to render all that stuff out when a building collapses. It has to use its memory for that. Well, what if you have a server farm somewhere that handles all that for you?


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[Assistant] It's like, okay, I'm logging in to play Battlefield, and this giant computer in a facility is running the game. Instead of on your console, whatever you're playing on.


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[Assistant] Because so many people don't play the games because they can't afford the thing that...


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[Assistant] Allows you to play the game. But yea, that's the other thing. Like now in the, you know, if you have just a basic laptop, you can have a cloud computer pay X amount of dollars per month instead of having like, oh, I gotta pay three grand or whatever for this giant system. Or I can pay 20 bucks a month and I have access to this cloud computer that has top of the line graphics and everything I need and I can play it from my laptop.


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[Assistant] I'm sold. Yeah. So as soon as they work on the latency, like you can't do it with some games, some games that like first person shooters, competitive things that require that, you know, split second, instant split second reaction, there's where the issue lies right now. You know, your wired PC is going to be much faster than your laptop that's logged into a PC from offsite.


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[Assistant] But yea, it's gonna be, I mean man, look how much, look how far gaming came in 20 years. Just 20 years ago. Where we're at now. Like, imagine 20 more years.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's gonna be just, I want an open world where the pedestrians, like imagine a GTA where all the pedestrians are controlled by some sort of AI system.


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah, it's got an AI voice in it. Yeah, it's got a model that it follows. It knows it has specific things for sale. You can interact with it in that capacity. Holy shit, that'd be amazing. Someone's gonna do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I imagine it won't know that. That's the thing, it probably has to work within the confines of the game. Otherwise it'll be like an Alexa when you ask it to do something crazy.


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[Assistant] Cool. It's got self-awareness and it's like, yea, it's taking over the world.


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[Assistant] Oh god, it's gonna be fun. And terrifying, but mostly fun.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, thank you for being here. Yeah, thanks for hanging out with us, and uh, yeah, we'll catch you guys next time.


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[Assistant] It's like, it's funny with YouTube, like when we met, when we went and uh, got a little tour up and...


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[Assistant] So after the change, we'll probably bring it back up in a podcast down the road and remind you again. Right.


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[Assistant] If anyone sees it. If anyone sees it. Cause we're probably done then. We'll be done. Yep. It's all over.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna call, uhm, homeboy and see if there's any spots at Jiffy Lube. You like to change oil? No. I don't have to.


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[Assistant] I drove by one of your trucks the other day. Did you? I mean like, uh, your truck, I passed. Someone had a truck like mine? And it was the same color except it had a blue door.


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[Assistant] Oh, get some like ground effects. Ground effects. Get some lights underneath. Spinning wheels. Oh, fuck yeah, spinners. Bring spinners back. Did they leave?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Right. Right? He's like moving on. He went on from that one. Hey! You start


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[Assistant] What's the dumbest style or haircut or whatever? No, that you've done.


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[Assistant] My most recent hair? Some of it? Is it the one you're wearing right now? You mean the one before this haircut? Yeaah. Yeaah, that was pretty bad. But it wasn't my worst.


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[Assistant] Well, not my full perm. Your hair? No, oh, was that it? No, no, no, but I think my worst was like when I was like, uh, doing the same thing my older brother did, which was the style then, where it wasn't just a mullet, it was on the top, a spike.


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[Assistant] I did it. Yea, you did. I didn't have much of a curl in the back like my brother did, but uh, yea, it was almost jerry curl for him.


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[Assistant] How long does it take to get to Minnesota? Especially back then. Like these days, everything's kinda instant as far as reacting to the internet.


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[Assistant] Fashion and shit, but like back in the day pre-internet when fashion would travel through the air like a, like a breeze.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I've had some dumb, listen, I had a butt cut, oh that was really dumb. Fuck, I've had some dumb hair. And there's video of it out there. Listen, there's a lot, I'm not ashamed. Uhm, ah man.


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[Assistant] How about this, before you go there, this would take like a mullet to the next level if coming out of the mullet in the middle was a rat tail that went further. In the front? No, in the back. Rat tail in the front.


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[Assistant] Yep. You'd have to call it a, um, a, uh, what's the, uh.


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[Assistant] He didn't know the spells. He didn't know the proper spells of the time.


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[Assistant] I like how in the office here we turn that mic on. No one's at the mic, just in case your best friend shows up to talk.


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[Assistant] It's so hard to picture you with, uh, just... Hair. Anything hair.


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[Assistant] Dude the amount of product just made me think about how much depth


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[Assistant] Oh, that's like gel. Man, I used a lot of gel back in high school and shit. And gel, man, you can use too much of that. God, I look dumb.


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[Assistant] There was a one year in high school, probably like my junior or something like that. For some reason, I just like, I wore all the beads and necklaces. I probably had like eight on.


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[Assistant] It was a lot bigger, yeaah. I could wear my brother's shirts and that was helpful. They were all OP. Like, Ocean Pacific. Ocean Pacific. Yeaah, because, you know, middle of Minnesota, a lot of surfing.


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[Assistant] Not to swim. Not to swim, but you've been out? I have, yea. Did you notice the color of the water?


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[Assistant] And it didn't stick out at all to you? It was like exceptionally beautiful in that, like, that green, blue, you know, that, like, kind of Caribbean-ish. Yeah, I see that sometimes. We were at a Carolina beach this last weekend and I was just like, my god, the water is like prettier than I ever remember it.


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[Assistant] Uh-uh. And met, uh, we went to, uhm, this was around the beach a couple hours and it was a great beach day, this was last Sunday. And, uh, went to, what's the place called? That looks like a, uhm,


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[Assistant] You know, the bar with the, uh, pelican? Yeah, fat pelican. Which is like, um, drinking out of a, um, a junkyard. It is kinda.


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[Assistant] And it's cool, like, there's just so much shit to look at, such hodgepodge crap all over the place, and there was a memorial for some, I guess, some local or some regular there.


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[Assistant] And uhm, we stepped outside for a bit and this one guy came out and he was pretty trashed and started talking to him and he, he lived.


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[Assistant] No. So uh, yeaah. Might have met the new Carolina Beach mayor. We don't know yet. I hope he's really running. That'd be great. He sounded like he was really running. He just, yeaah. Did you talk to him about his policies a little bit? God, I didn't want to get into a whole bunch with him. I bet that was gold. I'll bet. I'll bet. Oh wait, he did have one.


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[Assistant] That I'm sure is going to work out great, but like something about, you know, rent can't be over 800 bucks or something.


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[Assistant] They've made, I wonder how many they've made over the years, like different PEZ dispensers. And they're tiny and plastic, easy to transport, light, so it's not easier than John Deere.


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[Assistant] I've still got a Lord of the Rings set in a box that a friend gave to me that I didn't want. I can't wait to give it to someone, yeah.


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[Assistant] And then he said, I'm gonna make a documentary about you.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, dead. Any second, I'm dead. Yup. Yeaah. Listen, uh, it's alright that you have a little show dog. You and Paris Hilton.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna, I can, uh, I'll self-deprecate a little bit, so just to even the playing field a little bit. Okay. You cool with that? Yeah. I told this. Aztec, yeah.


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[Assistant] Does she have headphones on? She sure does. So. Go like this. Oi!


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[Assistant] I'm just moving it, you shut it. Alright. Hands off the mics. So, flying back, flying from Paris to Minneapolis. That flight. I'm not moving in anymore.


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[Assistant] Playing some video games in the beginning, right off the bat, uhm, made good friends with, uh,


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[Assistant] The uhm, the gay flight attendant dude, he was awesome and he gave me like, I don't know, four or five little bottles of Jack Daniels like right away.


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[Assistant] I think he, uh, he was fond of me, right? It didn't hurt.


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[Assistant] It's like, it's tear fuel. It's tear fuel, like, yeaah, exactly. Everything, and then toward the end, it's just like, they're smacking you in the face with all these, like, cryables. Like, you know what I mean, it was overboard, I'm like, oh, you're gonna fucking cry this time, oh, you're gonna cry, you're gonna cry more. All that shit.


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[Assistant] A lot of crying stuff. And I'm a pussy when it comes to, uh, the feels in a movie. You know, you got that right, got the right soundtrack going on and you know, hit that and I'mma, I'mma have some tears. So she gives me one of her earbuds and I start watching like,


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[Assistant] The last quarter of the movie. Like I was looking over every now and then and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] No, it was just a one each out of her thing and I was just kinda like, you know, up by her and watching the rest and I've had many, many drinks at this point too. So, and she's drinking her champagne and stuff like that. The guy right in front of her.


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[Assistant] Gets up in a way or moves in a way where he doesn't just shift his seat back. He doesn't even touch his seat really, but he somehow clipped.


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[Assistant] Was uhm, by the intent, the flight attendants. Uhm, and in a little bit they're there.


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[Assistant] So they just had to picture that and the one lady is in, in like,


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[Assistant] We're gonna land in like two hours and she's like, I gotta get the fuck home or something. She had her gloves on. She was just ready to clean the back little pocket pouches of each chair. You know what I mean? Like she was ready to get it done.


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[Assistant] Before we landed, kind of a mode, you can tell. And then, uh, uh, the dude that was giving me all the Jack Daniels, he was kind of laughing. I was like, oh, listen, she explained the situation and you could tell that they were like doubting.


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[Assistant] You could tell the lady was like, oh, okay, yeaah, you spilt the, okay, great. Cause I'm crying, I couldn't cover all this up. So she didn't believe ya.


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[Assistant] I was thoroughly embarrassed, now everyone's like looking back at what's going on here. And uhm, and then she starts digging.


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[Assistant] into the little kangaroo pouch pocket in front. And I haven't, I was like, I was gonna, I was definitely gonna throw that all away. It's just fucking Jack Daniel's bottles and all this shit. And I was like, I could do it. I'm like, oh my god, I can, I'll get that.


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[Assistant] Funny moments. One of my, one of the best laughs I had was one of his attempted...


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[Assistant] We thought that was hilarious. And granted, this is not a funny topic, suicide and what not, but the way they pulled off a lot of it.


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[Assistant] Don't watch it, because you're gonna be crying like a little bitch.


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[Assistant] She doesn't. Not like movies and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that helps everything. Yeah. So there you go. I was a little...


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[Assistant] It is. Yeah, and there's zero pressure on how it's cut.


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[Assistant] Yep. How we are. So you brought up, uh, what was the game we played the other day? Oh, something I wanted you to play.


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[Assistant] I wanna do it on the main channel a couple years ago, at least thought about it, but Orcs must die.


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[Assistant] Two, I think a couple years ago, we played Orcs Must Die 3. It's like a tower defense game.


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[Assistant] Fighting off the waves. It's about as user-friendly as you can imagine for a game like that, and uhm...


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[Assistant] Yeah, not only, if you haven't seen the game, uhm, yeah, you set up traps like any other tower defense, and then the enemies come from...


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[Assistant] Maybe one path or a couple paths, but you also, once you've placed your traps.


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[Assistant] Your character is down there on the floor fighting as well. So that's the nice twist of it.


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[Assistant] So, we were gonna play some Atomic Heart, and we will soon. Uh, cause I've been wanting that for a long time. It's just a...


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[Assistant] It's like I wanted to like get a taste of it too because the new series that we're going to do in Apstros Back in Town is in Alpha 21 that's going to go along with, you know, Darkness Fall is going to continue.


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[Assistant] But the new series is like, I wanted to get in and get a taste of the new one too. I was like, I didn't jump in when you guys gave it a look the other day.


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[Assistant] All we do is play with water the whole time. Yeah, so I've been recording everything. I'm like, I'm, I was like, I'm gonna record, uh, it's technically gonna have to put it all together, but the whole, you shut your, shut it.


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[Assistant] Shut your- Uhm, but I record it every day and I'm like on day five. I want to at least do one horde night. Like so I have one video one full week.


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[Assistant] You know, probably. In one video. Up to one horde night. Where I'm thinking of. Up to one, up, up, up, up and through one horde night.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of, when you play that, at least when I play it, when you play seven days by yourself,


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[Assistant] It's like such a, you know, like a depressing world. Uhm, you don't feel the need to talk a lot. Like I'm always impressed with like Glock.


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[Assistant] And those guys that uh, keep a good dialogue going while they play that game. Cause like when you're getting through the night and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, sometimes I'll just stop and chill by the fire and, you know. So, I've got a lot of big drives.


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[Assistant] I just set up something. I'll leave for five minutes and just have that shot. I know, you don't care. I get it, it's the dumpster.


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[Assistant] You and Dora should play that. He already experienced it, they already did.


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[Assistant] Such a great game. No, it seems like a great game. It seemed very chatty too. Yeah, but you're into it.


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[Assistant] Thank you to everyone. Yeah, if our channel isn't around, you know why. It's cause, uh, the big switch from music to games.


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[Assistant] This is the sensation I'm feeling from that. That's wild, man. That's fucking crazy. They need your feedback.


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[Assistant] Oh god. Perfect. That would be, oh man, the commitment to a gag like that would be intense, but I would respect any dev.


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[Assistant] To have that implemented. The game launches its absolute garbage, but there's an Easter egg that fixes it. Shit, that's a lot. You just go right to it, hit the button, and boom, everything works magically.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, it was neat. I was like, okay, pop it in. Then they called me back. I got a call that day.


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[Assistant] See, I would be more interested in doing something like that if I knew that was an option. Yeaah. Like, I don't give a shit about Sky Miles or whatever, but if I knew, oh, this would give me an option.


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[Assistant] Nothing after Florence, several of my neighbors got generators. Yeah, oh yeah. Nothing will sell a generator like a hurricane.


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[Assistant] If you're gonna jump on it, take the reins, take it baby. That'll do good on our channel. Look at long dark.


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[Assistant] I might have asked, but do you know how big that map is? It's huge. I don't know exactly.


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[Assistant] I watched your, uh, I know you don't make your way far real quick. You don't move that fast. I watched, uh, I watched a video I had in the background yesterday. That was probably, uh, that, that is such a small part of that. I feel like you were like in this.


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[Assistant] Square half mile maybe. By the end of the 50 minutes, you know.


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[Assistant] Thank you to our sponsor, Backbone. So what's holding you back from the ultimate gaming experience? Level up your game with Backbone, the universal gaming essential that instantly enhances your gaming experience on mobile. And Backbone just released a PlayStation edition of their beloved Backbone 1. The officially licensed controller for PlayStation was brought to life in collaboration with PlayStation's design team.


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[Assistant] While the colors, materials, and finishes are all inspired by the design of the PS5 DualSense controller, right down to the transparent face buttons and its visually distinctive floating appearance.


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[Assistant] Just plug in your iPhone to the backbone and enjoy console quality controls as you play console games via remote play or cloud streaming services and app store games. I hooked mine up last week and it was even easy for an idiot like me. Played some Rocket League.


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[Assistant] I scored a goal, did lose the match, but I scored a goal. And after that I jumped into some stray for a little bit. Adorable.


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[Assistant] But seriously, it was a pleasure with the Backbone. I definitely recommend. So go to PlayBackbone.com slash Neebs now to order your Backbone for a limited time and get free access to over 350 console games and perks. Backbone is now the official partner of Diablo Immortal. Not only is the game specifically optimized for Backbone, but you will also receive $10 of in-game perks.


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[Assistant] Find your next adventure at PlayBackbone.com slash Neebs. Thank you, Backbone.


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[Assistant] Can figure out the flow, get a few in the can. Kinda like, uh, and I'll just say right now, Ranch Sim is gonna go to every other week at the least now. Yeah, we caught up to it. Caught up to the, got six out without a delay. Uhm, I'm the only one cutting that, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You. Uh, well, we had a cancer stream last week. Stand up to cancer. That's right. Uhm, we had a lot to live up to because last year when we did it,


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[Assistant] And we did. We did. Good God. Our community. You guys are insane. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's a fun li- I li- I had it in the background, like I was just kinda re-listening to the stream and, cause I- I- I- I mean I think, early I just said something stupid about when the whole rich uncle thing asked your rich uncle and then, I was like, well you gotta-


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[Assistant] Because we're live streaming, we're just playing a video game, you don't see our faces and stuff like that, you gotta remind them it's a...


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[Assistant] It's a fundraiser every now and then. So, you know, that became a fun thing on who to remind or who to hit up for money next. And that became a progression that I think was effective as far as like getting just inspiration every now and then because the last, when we had the, Nibs and I, we were like, you've hit up everybody, you've hit up your churches, the celebrities, all this stuff that, you know, you know, uhm,


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[Assistant] It was surreal, man, and the energy was real. Yeaah, it was fun. I was riding that high for a couple days. Yeaah. Pretty neat. You guys are pretty neat, I think.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. I mean, yeah, collectively over the two years, we're close to a hundred thousand, which is insane. Next year, we got, we got to start like, we need


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[Assistant] Oh yea, we gotta end the couple weeks prior, we have to tell on the streams, we just gotta be like, guys save your fucking money for the next couple weeks. And let's have a blow out for it. A lot of pressure now.


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[Assistant] They have mystery palettes? Yeah. That's insane.


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[Assistant] Anyone see that, uh, season two trailer that dropped today for Battlefield 2042? No, you told me.


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[Assistant] Just a couple minutes long. Shows the new map and Apsro and I were both collectively like, meh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly. We're doing this again. It felt like the same map. I was like, oh, that's, oh, that's the new one. Oh, okay. Cause it looks very familiar.


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[Assistant] For sure. And, uh, but they're still introducing like new specialists. This new one has a, um,


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[Assistant] A shield that goes- it looks like it's a shield, but it's a- It's a standing turret. Standing turret gun. It's like a minigun. Mmhm. You can just drop anywhere in-


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[Assistant] Well, we do all the video game stuff, we're done with video game stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's been what development help for about a...


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[Assistant] And like, yea, the movement and some of the glitches and shit you see look just like independent studio type of crap. It's a shame.


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[Assistant] The trip that blew my mind more than anything was, probably you guys as well, but like that first time we all went to London to watch the trailer for Battlefield 1. Just the trailer. We could have watched it five minutes after it dropped right from home.


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[Assistant] Things, yeaah, I mean things happen, right? Uhm, so, with the lady, we're, uh, watching, uhm, that House of Dragon, whatever, the new Game of Thrones series, the first episode, I'm checking it out. Took a little break outside, I was just blazing a little bit, and uhm,


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[Assistant] There was a couple like water bugs and stuff, and her cats, uh, chased one inside. And it went under like the entertainment center.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for those not in the know, if you live in North Carolina or down here, they're called water bugs by the locals. And they're cockroaches. But the difference is there, if you see one of those, they're more or less isolated. They're not like the cockroaches that if you see one, you know you've got hundreds of them. They're all over the place.


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[Assistant] They are independent little rogue nuggets. Yeah. So anyway, it's under the entertainment center. Doesn't bother me. I'm like, well, the cats are going to be fixated on this, you know.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and they were, and it was like injured, they got one of the legs before it went under. And of course it's bothering my girl a little bit, just knowing it's there. Ignoring it for a while, so okay, we get to the point.


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[Assistant] Pulling back the entertainment center, looking down where they're at, hoping that, you know, whatever, I've got some paper towels to grab at, whatever. Uhm, so I'm, I don't know where she was.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I move like, uh, this little speaker, like a bass speaker on the, on the ground that's attached to the soundbar. And it starts, I'm barefoot by the way.


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[Assistant] Start scurrying directly toward my bare foot, right? Like just be like, yeah, right. And you can't instinct.


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[Assistant] You can't help it. I'm moving my foot. Yep. And I lifted it up and backward. Fast.


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[Assistant] Didn't know where she was, and man, I felt the back of my heel make contact to her face or head. My girl. Right.


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[Assistant] Like heart, like it hurt my foot. Oh god. And I was just like my gut, my everything just dropped, my stomach dropped and checking on her and see her and like there's blood on her chin and I was like what the fuck, what are we dealing with? First you're thinking teeth. Teeth are gone. Like what happened, right?


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[Assistant] Uh, just below her bottom lip. Yeah, her teeth. And she's got big, beautiful teeth. Went through her lip. Probably just right around a half inch.


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[Assistant] Her teeth are fine. Like I said, big beautiful teeth. Uhm, and of course we're like, this is an ER thing and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, quite a bit. Uhm, so the bleeding stopped, you know, in time and a couple Advil and what not and cleaned it and she decided to stay.


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[Assistant] And not go, cause you know, like if you're gonna go to ER at that hour, like it was close to midnight, like it's late night, right? Okay. You're not gonna be priority at all. No, no, not for something like that. For that.


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[Assistant] Pro hockey player jumped over me after we were doing a fight scene. I got up a little too quick and I caught his knee right in my eye and it just split it perfect and...


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[Assistant] And that's right around when I met Simon, like in that time. I might have had the butterfly stitches when I met you. I can't remember. I don't know.


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[Assistant] I just, I put them on for no reason. Kinda like Nelly, except butterfly stitches up them. Right. Uhm, but anyway, ugh.


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[Assistant] And again, for the record, like, if I saw it running at me for like a few feet, I would have had time to react different, but it was like, literally, it was like a foot and a half. Right, it just came barreling out of the, under the thing. It was like one of those snakes in green rail.


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[Assistant] I think it's his look, his confidence. Hit or miss for sure. He's more of a, uh, storytelling comedian. Like, a lot of times I'm like, this isn't, these aren't jokes.


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[Assistant] That's right. When we went and saw Nate Bargazzi, another comedian I love who doesn't have like the clout that Nate does or whatever.


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[Assistant] I've mentioned to you guys before a couple years ago when I discovered him, and he just doesn't have many specials. I think he's super talented. But his name's Rory Scovel.


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[Assistant] Apparently when Nate Bargazzi was coming through Wilmington back when he, all that stuff, he was on tour with Rory Scovel and was like, fuck man, I wish I was watching like


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[Assistant] I'm gonna start going to the UNCW soccer games, the home matches now, because you met him. Uhm, the new coach, James.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so he's a Scot. He's from Scotland. He was coaching like on a semi, whatever, the next tier up from.


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[Assistant] But in Oklahoma for like 17 years. Yeah, he had a fun backstory. Yeah, uhm, just an interesting short little dude. Apparently when he was growing up and he was like this badass goalie, like everyone expected him to grow another foot or two.


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[Assistant] God, if I would, he's probably little later thirties, maybe? Okay.


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[Assistant] I forget exactly how it went down, but I ran into him, uh, at the bar just across the way the other night, him and the other guy that's coaching. Cause he's from England, the other, his buddy.


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[Assistant] They're both great. Uhm, but I walk in, I see James, and he's like, wait, there's some asses.


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[Assistant] Like, just, I'm sorry, I'm like, just say it one more time. I tilt my head, I'm like, my ears right by his lips.


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[Assistant] It's probably classes for that. Oh, actually. Dialect classes.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I wouldn't play that game. Oh god. Oh man. Oh, and one other thing I told James before I forget, I told him, uhm, about back when, like, we met Choboy. Oh god, yeah.


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[Assistant] And I, I told him about what Cha Boyt, like his pick-up line was, and I hope this doesn't get back. Sorry Cha, I know you're happily married and all that stuff. But back in the day you were a little pimp. For all I know he's still a pimp. But uh, he'd just, you know, walk up to a lady at the bar. You alright then? Yep. You alright?


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[Assistant] Right there. Yeah, right. Just that. Just yeaah, right. Uhm, I was like, and that was it.


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[Assistant] So you would have to in Sweden just go, are you alright? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Let's say over 50 grand. That sounds better.


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[Assistant] That's not an easy task. Even if there was just like five to ten time periods you could choose from? Mhm.


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[Assistant] It wouldn't have to be crazy to be really cool.


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[Assistant] How do you make it in Cambridge? Uhm, mice? Hear about this? Without the use of eggs or sperm? They had some mice with, uh, signs of brain life and a heart beating made synthetically live for about eight days. How do you make that?


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[Assistant] Good question. 3D printer? Yea, kinda. And rice. And rice. Rice pudding.


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[Assistant] Wow, interesting. I don't know if you heard what China's been doing with, uh, for their droughts. They've been pushing chemicals up in the clouds. Making clouds?


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[Assistant] Comments. Yep, that's what we were looking for this whole time. That's it. Conservation tips.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I guess what happened, uhm, we put this Fjordor map,


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[Assistant] It doesn't respond to them, yeaah. I remember that from Crystal Isles. But yeaah, hadn't been fixed yet.


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[Assistant] We call them snow owls. Snow owls. Oh, around here. They're probably called something way more specific. But they're owls that only exist in the snow. So I call them snow owls.


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[Assistant] No, yeaah, it's ridiculous. And, uh, jellyfish. Just get really jellyfish.


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[Assistant] That's probably true. I wonder, you know, I guess music's done. I mean there's obviously no more formats. It's like they went back to records. For people that wanted records.


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[Assistant] Right now it's all digital. But where does it go from there? Does it go anywhere? Does it need to?


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[Assistant] Double G. Well now here's the other thing, I think usually a generation's considered like 20 to 30 years. So even the terminology doesn't make any damn sense. It doesn't.


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[Assistant] I hate this. I hate I know this now. How do we change this? This is why I never try to learn anything. Because it just pisses me off.


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[Assistant] Wait, wow, fourth-generational boobs. Mmm. Holy moly.


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[Assistant] Oh, that'd be nice. Yeah, like a real long extruded chin at the bottom. Yeah. Are you gonna fix your face?


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[Assistant] Man, it is so scary when you see plastic surgery done wrong. Yeah. It's like one of those, like you just want to sit these people down and go, hey, that doesn't look good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Simon's talking about, yeah, this is a person that I'm going to have like ears installed on the top of my head that are big and fluffy.


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[Assistant] It's like that lizard guy, you ever seen him? Oh yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, I can't imagine having that mentality.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's like, hey, I respect anybody who's like, I feel like I wanna be this, I'm gonna try my best to be this. I'm like, hey, go for it. No judgement here. But, I'm gonna go, eh, it's a little weird. Yeah, uh, you're gonna get judged. Yeah, and that's okay, as long as there's no, like, malice. Yeah, exactly. You know, I think that's weird, but, man, shit, you do you. Well, when somebody gives me shit for free,


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[Assistant] Cause Terry's the cat. Yeah, was it the lizard or the cat that you spoke with?


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[Assistant] They only hire people that smile 24-7. Makes you want to go back.


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[Assistant] Everything's more consolidated now than it used to be. So when you are working, you're working for this just like faceless entity. It's not like back in the day it was like, I'm gonna go work for this mom and pop shop. And this mom and pop shop's gonna treat me well. It's like no, you're working for this giant massive corporation that doesn't give a fuck about you. It's hard to find the motivation, but you should still try.


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[Assistant] No, you can work from home, you can work anywhere in the damn country if you find the right gig. Yea, you can do Uber, DoorDash, make your own damn hours. It's like, oh, I need you to show up at Burger King for eight hours every day. You're like, ahhh, fuck that. I could just drive my car and deliver people food.


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[Assistant] I agree. Man, we need to get us a boat. Just some fishing competitions.


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[Assistant] That's what we'll do. That's what Michael Jordan's doing nowadays. Yeah? Hey, he enters these big, like these big fishing tournaments. Yeah, he's all into it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like the guy hustlin' and bustin' his ass and can't get ahead. In that game right now. Right. It's like no matter what I do. You can't catch a break. I can't catch a break. I feel like Gil from The Simpsons, like, ah, gee, they got ol' Absarough again.


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[Assistant] Who sent you that? You remember the guy's name? Yeah. Yeah, shout him out, cause good god, this thing's awesome.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah? Yeaah. You got this new vape that hisses.


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[Assistant] Sounds just like a zombie. So I'm like walking around doing something. I've been working on the bass now here.


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[Assistant] Well, there was what? Killer clowns from outer space? Did they smell like candy? Well, they would wrap you in cotton candy.


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[Assistant] It, it, uh, honestly it should be. It was wonderful. We watched it at bad movie night, but nope, we're not a bad movie. I would watch that again. I do wanna see, uh. Really? Yeah. It was fun.


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[Assistant] Well the original, it's not as good as the original, but it's still fun. Okay. It's, uh, a Comanche lady and her cute dog fighting predator.


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[Assistant] Well it was a fun dynamic, cause this happened last week on the stream. Uhm, where Nib started playing the Poppy Playtime.


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[Assistant] And Simon was coaching him and it was funny because Simon usually isn't the coach in any game.


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[Assistant] See, that would keep me pushing if the narrative is intriguing. Yeah, it is. Okay. Intriguing enough. Yeah. Okay, these puzzles are pissing me off, but I'm into this narrative. I gotta see it. I gotta see it through. Yeah. Or you just go watch it on YouTube.


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[Assistant] I got this puzzle I have to solve.


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[Assistant] I used to, I feel like I did that a lot when I was a kid, playing, you know, those old fucking point and click adventures.


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[Assistant] You just get stuck. I don't know where to go next, fuck this. And that's a fun experience that- And you're sleeping, like-


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[Assistant] As long as the story's good. That's what made Portal so great. Portal had good puzzles and good story.


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[Assistant] That's amazing that you can do speed runs of levels. Yeah, like remember seeing like the guys doing the Far Cry thing. We're like, okay, here's an outpost in Far Cry. You know, there's like 20 people in there and he goes in and wipes out everybody within a span of like 30 seconds.


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[Assistant] It's like, because he went in there and played it over and over and over and over and over again and got so fucking good, you could just kill it. That's amazing to watch. Takes a lot of time though.


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[Assistant] I think it's published by the same guy, right? I'm sorry, published by the same team, but I don't think it's the same developers. Okay, gotcha.


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[Assistant] He won't use it. And he still does okay. Yeaah. Yeaah. That might just be a testament, like, I mean, if you're up against a really good player that knew how to use that grapple, you're up against us.


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[Assistant] I finally got a PS5 hooked up in my house. Got a new TV, so I played, uhm, I checked out, uhm, the Ghost of Tsushima expansion pack. That game, god it looks so, looks fucking gorgeous. I love it. Samurai game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're passing around thicks phone, we're all taking a gander at this.


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[Assistant] It looks like a fucking bird. It looks like an otter to me. Are there two feet that look like bird feet? Yea, but there's like obviously feet in the back and a tail. A tail? I wonder if it's a... It's an otter. It looks like an otter. It's gotta be an otter. It's not one of those


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[Assistant] Right, yeah, yeah, a couple of them got a little out of hand. Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I have some wild cards out there. But, uh, yeaah. Our community's pretty fuckin' awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I always wanted to just see it get wet.


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[Assistant] Yea, I remember trying to candy apple once, I didn't like it.


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[Assistant] I can't remember which comedian said that, but yea, that was always a line stuck in my head. He's like, um, I'm 5'3 or 5'6, depending on what gas station I'm leaving.


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[Assistant] Look at this! Oh god, talking about Napoleon conflicts when it would come to something like that. That would be funny as hell.


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[Assistant] To put like a strip of that on every room in your house.


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[Assistant] Oh no, these things, they're flimsy, like they would pop. If you got one caught in your throat, it would just dissolve immediately.


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[Assistant] Four or five sentences is a phone call. Two sentences is a phone call. One sentence should be allowed by text.


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[Assistant] Seriously. When did that happen?


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[Assistant] Yeah, hopefully he'll be back soon. He's resting right now. Like, obviously he's like, alright, yeah, I just need time to rest and recover.


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[Assistant] And uh, yeaah, hopefully he'll be back on the channel before we all know it.


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[Assistant] It got delayed, so. By hours. Yeah, he's just sitting there. All day. Just to add to it, it's the worst.


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[Assistant] Man, well that service dog that was at, uh, this event was amazing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Fisher was incredible. Uhm, I had an experience last night with a service dog, not so amazing.


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[Assistant] What? Well this was a service dog in training at our favorite restaurant Uncle Louis.


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[Assistant] That these people decided to have in the restaurant and it was just going running wild. This dog was running wild all over the goddamn restaurant. You know why? Because it was in training.


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[Assistant] No, it was nice to have a barking dog coming up and licking my ass while I was trying to eat.


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[Assistant] Fisher's amazing. Okay, yeah. That dog is super well-trained. You're like, Fisher, go do this. Yep. Comes right back. That is a dog that has got some fear in him. Which is what I like to see. If I don't do it. If I don't do it, I'm not gonna get my treats.


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[Assistant] Yeah, as long as they got the room. I mean, that's a nice thing. A lot of these breweries have wide open spaces. So it's like, yeah, bring your dog. Who cares?


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[Assistant] Proceeds her by, proceeds what happened to her by about a minute. Okay, so let's do that. Go for it. So this is, I'm at the table, she's there. I get up, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I walk into the bathroom.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the door is open and the light's off, so I just walk in. There's a guy there pissing, and he gets mad at me.


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[Assistant] Which upset me because I'm like, you got the door wide open, the light's off, buddy. But he's like, you know, hey! Someone's in here!


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[Assistant] And I was like, fuck, okay, fine. I step out and I wait, and then when he comes out, I'm just eyeballing him.


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[Assistant] Like, you know what you did. Does he know what he did? He does, because he goes, Man, I'm sorry. And then he kind of stumbles off. And I'm like, okay, whatever. Then I go to the bathroom.


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[Assistant] I exit the bathroom, I come back, that's when this story happens, and I thought it was the same guy for a minute.


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[Assistant] Well they ended up getting thrown out of the bar. Before this happened though, the guy that got pissed off at me, he went outside, got something out of his car, was coming back, ran into his side view mirror and hit the ground. Then popped right back, it was almost comical, he pops right back up and he's just like, shake it off, I'm gonna get back into it. Like he's trying.


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[Assistant] Checkers. Those fools. The broomtail really could, like, the hay bale is so popular there, they should just call the hay bale the broomtail. Yeah. Cause that's what everyone drank there. Yeah. And it is their best. In my opinion. I know you like the sours.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we, we, you let me try a shot of their stuff cause they had it at Broomtail.


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[Assistant] Pretty neat. But anyway, uhm, end of days. There's a distillery near Tampa, near where my friends live, and


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's kinda, it's just, it looks like it's out in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. But you can take a helicopter to it. Okay.


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[Assistant] No, it's not. There's like a dirt path to it. That's the thing. It's out in the middle of fucking nowhere.


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[Assistant] Alright. Yeaah. Maybe a nice rum.


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[Assistant] It was made of ice cream, soft swirl. Okay, so it was just soft serve with a face on it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I love old buildings though. It's like I understand they need to be torn down.


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[Assistant] I love seeing old motels, the ones that have been there since like the 60s that are just designed for, you know, a one night stand kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Which one was mine? It's obviously, yeah, it's 12 there. It's gigantic. That's it. You're not gonna walk in on somebody.


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[Assistant] What a dumb idea that I guess every hotel thought, yeaah, this is what customers want. A bed you can put quarters into, and it does the work for you.


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[Assistant] What's going on? The industry obviously died, so it wasn't worth it in the end.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're not making any profit with that. No, of course not. It's absolute novelty. It's like, yeah, that's why you come to our store. We got the thing your kid likes. Yeah. It's been paid off for years. And everyone's figured that shit out years ago.


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[Assistant] You know what, you can probably start a very successful YouTube channel doing that nowadays. Biting bouncy balls. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Anytime I go to the movie and I got my daughter, it's like we stop by the candy shop in Mayfair first.


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[Assistant] You know, that is kinda crazy though with theaters, they don't make any profit from ticket sales.


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[Assistant] I mean, the one I just mentioned. Well, similar to the movies, uhm, every now and then I want one of the slushies. Yeah. Like a cherry coke slushie. Okay. Or an icy, whatever the fuck they're called. From the gas station? No, from the theater. From the theater, okay. Yeah, when they have them there. Yeah. Every now and then, like, mm, give me a small one of those. Thank you, sir, that'd be ten dollars.


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[Assistant] Kids, right? It's totally marketed for kids. Yeah, because kids are curious about pregnancy. They're like, how does that work? Is Elsa pregnant? They didn't talk about that in the movie. I'm clicking this.


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[Assistant] Was it, what was it, California said? Like, they're gonna try to completely get rid of... By 2030, was it? Yeah, that's, that's an insane goal. That's a little quick. Yeah, that's super quick.


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[Assistant] That's, that's what weirds me out about this rule. It's like, I get what they're trying to do, but it's like, does it, does it take into account people that live in Northern?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, oh yeaah, that's right, she's at the Adobe. AdobeCon.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's been a, that's been a fun show. Yep. Yep. Yep. Really enjoying Wrench.


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[Assistant] Wouldn't that be nice? Right. Yeah. Well, we talked about getting into radio dramas. If we're doing this, you know, we got Green Hill and Long Dark going for a minute. Maybe Dora can produce that radio drama.


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[Assistant] No, yeaah, just how far entertainment has come in such a short period of time.


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[Assistant] Just imagine editing, you know, you got those reels and reels of just, um,


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[Assistant] I don't have Disney. Well, I don't have Disney.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we were all ready. I was at my house. You were at your house.


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[Assistant] No, there's ways to do it. Man, I won't ever. Anyway, that'll be fun.


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[Assistant] No, that's going to be interesting, playing that game in VR is going to add so much to it. Yeah, just the trailer we saw, just, you know, seeing the lights go out. Yeah, it is fun. Oh, it's going to be so effective. You can only see a few feet in front of you now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, that's gonna be really cool. I still, I still love VR. Uhm, yeah, man. I just want to, I want them to keep developing games. Yeah. And just keep developing that tech.


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[Assistant] Which is insane. Which is insane. Especially for the way it looks, because it looks like a Wii game. It looks horrible. It looks like a Wii game.


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[Assistant] Everybody be like, I'm in. Yeah, right. And for that amount of money, it should. I mean, Grand Theft Auto's budget, I think, was 800 million?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can't believe how, yeah, I mean, Zuckerberg, he's just like, fuck it, we're doing this. But it's like, changing the name of the company.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Well, I mean, the Quest, the Quest is a great VR headset. Yeah. I will give it to Facebook. They made a wonderful VR headset. They bought that, didn't they?


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[Assistant] I was, I think the only thing shitty was you had to have a Facebook account to use it, but I think that's gone.


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[Assistant] Say, my brother-in-law is working on the Metaverse project, you know, it's an expense.


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[Assistant] I was, I was, I was being abstract, in the bathroom. Oh that's right, you're abstract.


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[Assistant] It's nice to pee hard. Dick's not here. Nope. Nope. Nope. But he's recovering, still recovering, gonna be for a while, right?


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[Assistant] That was nice to see him. It was. He's, uh, for what he's going through, he's, he seemed in pretty damn good spirits. But yeah, it's like this surgery has really, uh, affected his mobility more than he thought it would. So yeah, and it's, it's probably with the swelling and everything. It's just gonna take a little time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we didn't even touch on that last time and it's pretty unbelievable. And I don't even know how many people since then too.


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[Assistant] You know, cause. It doesn't stop, does it? Yeah, cause they're watching the stream. Like that night was live. Yeah. You know, since then over a hundred thousand people have, I think, watched it. Or at least clicked on it. So they, they, they knew where to go. So. Sure. Yeah, that's amazing.


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[Assistant] I'm sure, I'm sure it was pretty good. It was a decent soup. But damn.


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[Assistant] The only thing that you got was that? I told her to get whatever the hell she wants.


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[Assistant] I love, I love the setting in the game. Yeah, that honey, I shrunk the kids. I think we're going to turn, we'll probably have to turn audio off because I think those kids, they talk all the time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a lot of talking for a multiplayer game. It's one of those design decisions. I'm like, what are you thinking? Yeah, we talk enough as it is. Exactly.


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[Assistant] Well, do you know anything about, like, the story? Cause there's like, lab, there's like, you know, with the hunting restaurant, the kids obviously, oops, that was a mistake. Gotta be the same thing, right? No, well, this one, there's like a lot of kids missing, it sounds like. And there's like, I don't know, a laboratory? Or like a- Yeah, when the game opens, there's a briefcase that's dropped that contains the kids.


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[Assistant] Briefcase is open, but it looks like it was a briefcase with four slots for the kids. So who the hell shrunk these kids and was carrying them around in a briefcase suited for them? Like, honey, where's my briefcase that holds the small kids? What's going on here? There's more to this story than meets the eye. And where's the regular briefcase and what does that hold?


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[Assistant] Like sandwiches? Like a cooler? Maybe. We might find a giant sandwich.


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[Assistant] Sandwich day. I don't know. I thought, as Tekki said, it was national or international. So it's national, so it's not world. Only in this country.


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[Assistant] Yeah, which by the way, all the bullshit freaking days, I mean, there's at least another three sandwich related days in the last six weeks.


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[Assistant] What made you think hat? I was thinking of you. I thought I have a friend.


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[Assistant] Right. And that guy in that picture, I'm going to try to find, cause what, what was the hat? Was that a Philly cheesesteak hat?


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[Assistant] Someone else was saying like, oh, here's another one. Like, well, is a hot dog a sausage? Is a hot dog a sausage?


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[Assistant] Which, by the way, different game, but it's Ark. I guess it was released, uh, some information, some new information, at least I think it was, but one of the things in building in Ark 2 is gonna be like that.


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[Assistant] Might have assumed that then you're gonna add to it, but the building system isn't gonna go like, oh well now you gotta snap these walls to this, to this, to this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for once. We worked so hard. I feel like we deserve it. I mean, when you get to do a series, Dora, I like, you go down that weird thing, like, what was your, uh, the caveman? Is he a caveman? It's a car. It's a car.


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[Assistant] Man, well, we, I wish we knew people enough. Aztec, do we, do we have any sort of pull at all so we can get Among Us VR? Like, early? Not from them, I bet. Yea, just give the old Among Us people a call. Yea. There you go. Who knows? Strange things have happened, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was our spooky stream last week. That game is pretty freaky.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, but we had the speakers on in the stream room. It turned up pretty loud. It was just the visual of it.


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[Assistant] Right, and even single player was engaging. If there were four of us running around, cause all you have to do is collect ten notes in the school and then get out. Keys? Keys? Well yea, there's keys too to open certain doors that you need to find.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, everyone can kinda separate and split up and uhm, when you die, if you have a med kit on you, you can respawn. Okay. So it's not instakill, but there's only so many med packs spread out in the world. Right. So we never got out of the school, so. I did pretty good, I got like seven or eight?


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[Assistant] Yeah, a little bit, but it's like, you know, these are, these are test notes for the test coming up and so he can, so we're students. You got to sneak into the school and get all the test notes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would probably study rather than get hit with a frying pan.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh it's dark, so yeah. So you're a criminal. Pretty much. Yeah. Gotcha. We're breaking into the school, stealing notes to help us on a test. Well good for you. But Lunch Lady's a murderer.


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[Assistant] Talking about Ark 2, I didn't realize the combat system they're going for in that game is more of a Souls-like thing.


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[Assistant] Sounds like, uh, he shouldn't have been in business in the beginning. You know, taking sweaters. Was he stealing them from people? Was he paying for them?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so do I now. Yeaah, I would love to find Warren. Like, was he an old guy and was like, ah, we gotta get a grandpa. Did you outgrow the belt? Like, how is that?


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[Assistant] So you've worn this, uh, you've worn Warren's belt out, right?


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[Assistant] I don't think I've bought a new belt in the past 15 years.


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[Assistant] I know, I got a really good belt, and that's the thing is, you know, I don't work anywhere where I have to show my belt. And I always, you know, I never tuck in.


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[Assistant] You go, or you go the opposite and go make it like super cheap, but like big and plastic and shiny, like gold. That could work too.


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[Assistant] Championship match between two people. That's the first round.


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[Assistant] Did y'all? You had a good costume, Neebs. Yeah, you like it? Yeah. Yeah, that was fun. You had such a freaking big smile in every picture. Yeah. And I saw several. It was just like, man, you must have really liked that costume. It's fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like she could have been just at Walmart. You're still together.


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[Assistant] There's something, uh, there's something buried in our brains that says like, nope, big lizard, get the hell out of here. That still exists.


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[Assistant] And it's one of those things that's one of the reasons why they have insurance too, cause shit happens. And that does screen negligence because- Oh god.


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[Assistant] Scooch moves. Of course. Of course. All the time. Of course. You're asking for it. Eugh. Yeah. That made my fingers hurt. Yeah. Right? Think about it.


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[Assistant] Or, oh my god, we're so sorry, let us comp your meal for the night, because Jesus, that sucks. That's our fault. They were the worst.


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[Assistant] I remember when, uh, we were a fixed birthday thing and you felt that nail. Oh yeaah. That was sticking out. There was these, uh, you know, the benches that they had made. They were probably like, uh, two, two by sixes or two by eight sandwiched together. And they had, you know, they were, they were made or whatever, but. It was like right under, underneath, right? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I'm getting a heat and air. I gotta replace my air unit at my house. Uh oh. Yep. It's been there since the house was built so it's been there a minute. It's a good time to


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[Assistant] What are people on? Yeah, it's not, it's a good off time. Saturday's supposed to be like 80-ish. Like. Yeah, no, it's just