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[Assistant] They didn't want us using gold as currency anymore, and this is the only, so they melted them all down, these gold double eagle, but one got out. All downhill.


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[Assistant] So that's the most valuable, and then the second one is the U.S. uh, silver dollar. 1794 silver dollar. It's the first coin ever minted when they first, when U.S. became a country and they started doing currency.


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[Assistant] I found a, uh, I was reading this weekend about how Kurt Gibson rookie cards were some money in good condition and I had it and I found it, I think it's in here, and I'd taken a black marker when I was a kid and blacked out one of his teeth.


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[Assistant] I read about a guy who was borderline homeless, he'd done with his luck and he had a Navajo blanket that thought was worth nothing. And then somehow he found out.


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[Assistant] Someone, I think he went to one of those antique roadshow things, it was worth 1.5 million dollars.


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[Assistant] And then he sold it? Yeah, I think it sold at auction for 1.5 million. Wow. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I mean he wasn't homeless but he just had a wreck where I think maybe part of his leg got amputated and he was just barely getting by and then he sold this.


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[Assistant] How did you say? UAE. UAE, okay. Dubai, all that, but uh. I thought you were really saying that's what it's called. Yeaah, because we talked about what's before on here.


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[Assistant] Uh, but one horse sold for $70 million. Wow. And, uh, this is back in 2000. He did win the Kentucky Derby.


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[Assistant] Which was about 2 million in prize money. But they use them for stud fees.


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[Assistant] Uhm, that's where you make most of your money. So it's $150,000 to have this horse breed with your horse to try to make more, uh, pure bred champion horses.


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[Assistant] And then it eventually dropped and he retired in 2020. I don't think they got their 70 million back.


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[Assistant] It's another big thing. Now most of these, they don't know who has them because they always keep it secret. Uh, they think at one time Elizabeth Taylor had the biggest collection of jewelry.


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[Assistant] Uhm, over a billion dollars, I think, until she died and...


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm sorry, not over a billion, 157 million, that's a little off there. But she died in the auction of a moth, but at one time she had the biggest collection.


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[Assistant] But, so he does it maybe- No, that is crazy. Yeaah, so he can make money like if, if he's, is he in on the sales and so therefore he doesn't want to decide-


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[Assistant] Yeah, in Asia, especially that it's kind of become a big thing. These, they think it's a good investment.


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[Assistant] Well I've heard that term, I didn't know it for stamp collecting, but China and Saudi Arabia are really big into stamp collecting now.


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[Assistant] Left to the private owners. How's there like, do people just lose this stuff?


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[Assistant] Never get the milk. Never get the milk. Just cereal. Classic cars. Jay Leno owns almost 200 automobiles and motorcycles worth 150 million.


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[Assistant] Seinfeld sold his collection in 2016, worth 22 million. He has Porsches.


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[Assistant] What if his Porsche sold for 5.3 million? Wow. I didn't know that. I knew those two. Gabriel Iglesias? Yea.


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[Assistant] He owns, uh, VW bus models. And he has a home, a fluffy museum where he displays all his VW Volkswagen buses.


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[Assistant] I guess there's a movie called Bling Ring, where about a bunch of teenagers who would break into Hollywood star's homes and steal stuff. And Orlando Bloom had three million dollars worth of watches that they stole from his home.


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[Assistant] He was really into watches. There's a lot of celebrities on here that are really early into Rolexes and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think it's a true story and then they made a movie about it, about how these teens called the Hollywood Hills Burglars.


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[Assistant] I meant to mention, you kinda mentioned on that baseball card where the guy wasn't centered. Error cards are a big thing because basically mistakes made by the company.


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[Assistant] So if you have one of those, it's worth a lot of money, because they quickly...


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[Assistant] Uh, well anyway, there's a Del Murphy that's the negative one on the card, so it looks like he's batting...


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[Assistant] I guess McDonald's doesn't do plastic drills anymore. No, they still do.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well, I think they're phasing them out. I don't think you can get one in the UK and they think soon there won't be any. So if you have some, you might want to keep them.


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[Assistant] Some McDonald's plastic straws recently sold for a few hundred dollars on eBay to some people in the UK because they can't get them. Wow.


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[Assistant] Probably cost more than a few hundred. You get to visit a town. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Get something out of it. Uh, the original Amazon Echo, that's like the round base speaker, I guess, uhm, because it'll just be like...


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[Assistant] A flip phone or one of the block phones or whatever, they think that'll be worth something some day of you.


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[Assistant] But I mean a flip phone, is that even worth anything? That's a good question. I don't know. I said that like nowadays, there were so much.


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[Assistant] And then iPods and iPod show, I guess iPods, they've stopped making them.


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[Assistant] Well they said after Guardians of the Galaxy came out, uh, they used a Sony Walkman in, in that, that Sony Walkman's shot up in value cause it's like a art piece, it's like a retroactive, retro piece. Yeah. Not retroactive. So they think the same thing with iPods cause they don't make them anymore.


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[Assistant] That's back when I taught middle school, by the way, Riley, what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] I was just in the early, uh, I taught in the early 2000s when they...


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[Assistant] Cell phones first came out. Now it's probably. You, I think, what teachers do, you have to put the cell phone in a bag. Uh, when you come into class, you can't have it on you.


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[Assistant] So Penn State. Penn State, and then I got a master's degree. You're still on me. Don't move yet. My education continued.


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[Assistant] I went at night and I got a degree from, uh, Cabrini College, a small Catholic college outside of Philadelphia in, uh, special education.


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[Assistant] Okay, I, I see you taking shots at me, like we're dumber than the people who get their masters during the day. Day hours is all I'm asking, like during, you, you know.


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[Assistant] As a working professional, Nate, you have to work during the day and then you needed, you needed the, uhm,


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[Assistant] I mean, you're not familiar with secondary education. I'm not.


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[Assistant] Let's go folks. Welcome everybody.


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[Assistant] Thanks for coming to this podcast. Uh, what is it? It's just a funny way to say it. Thanks for showing up. Hey, thanks for being here. It's crazy that you guys are here. I think it every time. Uh, yeah, we're glad you're here. Uh, we, we pre-recorded this one. Uh, I like to let people know that.


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[Assistant] I do like, but they don't hear that. It's so like when you look at it, I think it's, it doesn't look like it's the same.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Dusty's in prison for, you know, the conspiracy stuff. He's got no fake moon shirt on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, well, here we are. This is, but this is live at this moment. So, uh, start off with you guys' comments. Uh, Paul D. I think Hey Bear should be the response to Hello Folks. I like that. Yeah, that's fun. You know, last podcast, I started with Hey Bear. I love a nice Hey Bear. Hey Bear.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Too many. I like Hey Bear. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Could be good. Is Hello Folks, I mean like, uh, yeah, it's like Hey Bear. So, you know, cause I do Hello Folks and I do Let's Go Folks when we start the podcast. Yeah, maybe Let's Go Bears.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, uh. Jay Cutler. Uh, Hey Bear. Yeaah. Hey Bear just gotta pop in whenever. Yeaah. Hey Bear feels like it's one that...


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[Assistant] Uh, it pops in. We were doing it on the trip and they're, they're very funny to pop in haybeer. They just throw in a nice haybeer out of nowhere.


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[Assistant] Hello folks. Yeah. Hey bear. Hey daddy is a pretty, even let's go for, like it is funny if someone goes, hello folks. Hey bear. And then see. Yeah, yeah. Cause then people will be very confused on that. That could be, it could, it.


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[Assistant] Y'all can, you know, I like it. I like the, you know, I like the less, I like people, you know, I always, I'll talk to Harper and we were talking about hello folks and let's go folks. And we said, what, I was like, what are you? And she said, she thinks she's more let's go folks. But I like that there is a hello folks and let's go. Like there is a, it is like, you know, I met someone, uh,


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[Assistant] Impasso. And they were, you know, a few were hello folks and then one's like, I'm a let's go fo- and it is like, you're like, you kind of get who the person is.


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[Assistant] And that, I do like that. But I do like Hey Bear. Hey Bear. Alright.


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[Assistant] Throw it in, mix it in, we'll mix it in. Kelly Haynes Dolan.


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[Assistant] If Larry the Cable Guy is out there playing, it's about time for Nate to show them what's what.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, I'm not, I've never talked to anybody out there. In that, in that thing.


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[Assistant] I think it's hard to get on those. I mean, people get on them and you're playing a tournament on TV. It's your dream.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Rivera, Ribera, uh, Ribera.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah. So yeah, these people, they're not giving these spots up. You don't go do it and then they go, all right, I'm good.


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[Assistant] Well, but he, and he's the one that you, he actually puts on a show out there. You always see highlight to him. He's always doing like his day. So like, I understand him. He's kind of made his worth out there and the fact that like, there's, there's reasons. Obviously you got like, you know.


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[Assistant] Patrick Mahomes or Steph Curry. You got people that are super famous. And then you got like that Wagner guy and he's, uh, was like a soap guy, I think, but he's like a ridiculous golfer.


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[Assistant] And so it's like a, it's a mix of- How's Larry the Cable Guy in golf? I've golfed with him. He played great today. I think he's just 79 today. I played with him. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Pretty good. But he, but he, he can, he's not a bad golfer. He was putting lights out. What's a great golf score?


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[Assistant] I have no idea. 72 is even par. Very hard to do to shoot an even par round. Okay. For a regular person.


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[Assistant] I mean, 79 is crazy, like to be in the 70s and 80s. Breaking 100 is usually the...


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[Assistant] And then so if they, so if someone is like, I can break a hundred, you're like, alright, you know that they play. Okay. And like, it's not going to be a bad day. Versus if someone can't break a hundred, it's like, it's probably going to be a pretty long day.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, you know, I've shot like, yeah, well above a hundred. Yeah. They're getting you to stop killing scores. Yeah. You're just picking the ball up and you're just moving on. Okay. Yeah. A lot of that. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hey, can you turn the air down a little bit? Cause that, yeah. All right. Leave that in.


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[Assistant] I have a Dude Perfect hat on. I went and saw Dude Perfect. Not him, but we took Harper and her friend to see Dude Perfect. Very fun.


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[Assistant] They do a lot of, uh, I mean, they, they have like a, uh, this, this thing that you like, uh, you know, it's like they all five or compete and.


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[Assistant] And then it's like, you have one winner and so they do, there's like five events, I guess. And so then whoever gets knocked out, like one person gets knocked out and then at the end of it you have.


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[Assistant] A winner. So they have that in the mix of that is like showing, they show some clips, they show, they do some like funny interview things. There's some characters that they do that they, people like.


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[Assistant] Just to, you know, like, watch them and stuff like that. It was very cool.


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[Assistant] That's what I said. It's like, that's how I would pitch them, is going, it's the new Globetrotters.


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[Assistant] It was, uh, I, they, they, they were, they were very cool, like I, I really did, I really did like, and like, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, cause you eventually did have to make that one. Yeah, I had to make it.


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[Assistant] Some other stuff. Makeup artist. Uh, Scott Sowers. Mmm. Sowers, huh? Scott Sowers.


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[Assistant] Sores. Sores. That's much happier. I don't know. It is happier. Seems like he's growing things. Yeah. Scott Sowers is like, Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, how much editing is done on the pods? I'm somewhere between there's no way they put that much effort into it because the strategy tracks for Nate Land. And also maybe they do trim and edit a bit because these guys are professionals. Would love to know how much is cut out. Thanks Nate, Aaron, Dusty, and Barbados for doing great work. Barbados. None of it's cut out. No, it's all straight up.


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[Assistant] Did you leave there? You were leaving there. I just asked the air. You cut that out? Would you have cut that out? Me asking to turn the air conditioner on? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So that was, yeah, that was real stuff. I don't have an air conditioner, but besides that, you know, he just throws things in. It just sounds good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It turned the, uh, yeaah, I don't even know, I can't fix it. Uh, buttons three.


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[Assistant] Don't think Nate has mentioned this, but rumor from another comic is that Nate may be in Seinfeld's movie called Unfrosted on Netflix.


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[Assistant] And it was surreal. Like it was like, it was not super long. It was quick. Uh, I have his phone number. I was very excited about that. Uh, can I have it? Yeah, I'll give it to you. I'll post it. And, uh, yeah, it was crazy. I mean, just seeing him, like just, it's unreal to.


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[Assistant] Like you're just looking at him and you're like, it's you dude, it's you.


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[Assistant] That's amazing. Yeah, he was very complimentary, very nice.


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[Assistant] And something, and I think I did say, I was like, well, I won't bore you what, I said, uh, I was like, I won't overwhelm you with like what you've meant to my career. I did, I go, but I don't wear short sleeves on stage because of you. Like that's all, and then you like laughed at that. It's like, that's how much this dude's like, I'm not wearing short sleeves on stage because you said it looked weird in a commentary on your DVD, not even.


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[Assistant] Not even like that's what he lives by. Right. It's just like an awe. And he might even wear shorts. It might be such a side comment that he doesn't even remember it. And you're like, and I don't wear it. It changed your life. It changed everything.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeah, I did tell it was crazy. It's very cool. Loved it. It's amazing. I would not be in that movie, but it's, uh, but yeah. What were your other predictions, Brian?


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[Assistant] One down. One down. Uh, yeaah. It's crazy. And it's absolutely insane. This happened a little bit ago. I haven't really said anything about it when I talked to him.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I'm very excited. I know, I didn't tell it right when it happened.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we mentioned him every podcast, but I mean, it was, it was, it was pure insanity and it was like, just felt, it was like something that it was, you know, you're like, golly, it's like all the little things that you check off that you want to do. Like when you start, like meeting him was like, just always there.


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[Assistant] And then it's weird that it's, you know, you're like, alright, I never hung out, I met him FaceTime, I've met him in person.


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[Assistant] Sometimes it sounds like he is throwing it in just to fit in. It sounds forced. I guess I imagine that his family dinner conversations used to include a lot more ye and thy.


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[Assistant] What's going on here? Books, cause you read books. Books do help a lot. Yeah. Books help enunciate. Enunciate. The enunciation.


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[Assistant] I don't think people use a big word around me still. I think even when I meet people, I think they, I mean, sometimes they say it in a joking way, but I do think people talk to me and they kind of go.


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[Assistant] I've set a, I've set a tone that's like, I'm gonna go, I don't know what that word means. I just did an interview and I told someone, I go, I don't know what that word means. They're like, really? And I was like,


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[Assistant] That makes you feel bad. Really? You're like, why would I know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've learned it's not that bad to go what, I don't know what that word means. It's not that bad. I've done it enough.


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[Assistant] And it's fun. It breaks the tension. If you're ever don't know a word, it's funny. You can do it and be funny. And you're like, I don't know that word. And you're, uh, I don't know what you're talking. You know, it's not like I ever just check. I'm still like not getting it. They, then they go, ah, they changed the word. They started explaining what it is. And I'm still like, I don't, this concept, I don't even understand. Yeah. It's a table.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm a fan of, I've announced, I'll look forward to a word. I go, I don't know what that word is.


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[Assistant] And you're like, you're like, this is just a casual, like something you're trying to be like, I don't want them to know that I don't know. But just so you don't know. And then people just, I've been, once I drove into a college gig somewhere, uh,


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[Assistant] Maybe Mississippi or something. Uh, this was a while ago, but I remember I stopped and got gas. And I remember being in a place that was like more southern than I was probably comfortable with. And it was like, you know, you can go out of your, you know, you're like, I'm southern. I'm all about Tennessee, blah, blah, all this stuff. And then you can get where it's like a little more country than you're like, well, I'm


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[Assistant] You feel like you just stick out. And you're like, no, no, I'm from the South, like two, but it's like, it's not that South. And then you're like, Oh yeah. Hey guys. You know, you felt uncomfortable. Yeah. I've seen that.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, Leonard Warner. Two dots above the O. What does that mean? I don't know.


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[Assistant] So instead of just using a weirner, you or something, they just put dots. So every time he types his name out, he has to put two dots above it.


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[Assistant] I feel like Leonard's probably good at a, at a typing. Cause he has to do, he has to have a little more flavor. You're not even doing it.


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[Assistant] Uh, hey guys, when I was listening to your podcast about aliens, I was standing outside of my apartment complex having a smoke and suddenly saw a fireball in the sky.


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[Assistant] That's a once in a lifetime experience and it coincided, coincided, is that it? Coincided. Coincided. Uh, how'd they get the word coin? And then coincided.


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[Assistant] I wonder which word came first. Like who? The English language is wild. Coincided. Coincided. Coincided.


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[Assistant] Experiencing it. Do you ever say inside it? No. Not without.


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[Assistant] But it's love. You almost can see the fire and the smoke. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Well, all the stuff that I said, I think he's good on a typing and then it just went to the side of his apartment having a smoke. I'm like, well, he, I don't, he doesn't know how to type. Leonard probably did that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause it's always like Vander, some Vander Sluis and that guy that killed that. Vander Beek. Vander Beek. Like a Vander's. Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt. Is Vander.


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[Assistant] Is that like, are they somehow related? Like it's not the, you know, it's like, well, we're all the Vanders, but then, you know, we're kind of like the, how you flash it up a little bit.


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[Assistant] Oh, so there you go. From the family of Moore. So could we all be Vanders then? Is there any point to Vanders? Vanderbargetzi.


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[Assistant] That's actually pretty good. But like why would, so Vander is, uh, Like what word does that, yeah, like is it, is it Greek? Are they being annoying when they add it? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] No one just says it like, I would never just claim like, well, Eagle moved in down the street from us. So we're all talking about it. We got.


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[Assistant] Just problem after problem. I mean like just, it is. It's the wild west over there. It really is. It's the jungle. You just, even you go by, you get a dog and it still just can't.


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[Assistant] You gotta go out there with a shield. Yea, you gotta go out there in an umbrella. And the hawk might get you. They might? Yea.


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[Assistant] Uh, cuts the bottom of that. Kyler Ludlow. Uh, you know who's the big bird watcher? Joe Zimmerman. Yeaah. Really? Yeaah. Giant bird watcher.


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[Assistant] Giant, we ask him about every bird. I've been with Joe, watch him, he'll spot a bird.


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[Assistant] Uh, Kyler Ludlow, I live in Southeast Michigan and was excited to see a show coming on Nate's tour in Toledo come August. Then I found out that the show is at a zoo and it got me wondering, where is the strangest place y'all, you all have ever done a show and what animal would make for the best opener?


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[Assistant] To follow a talking animal. Yeah, that'd be tough. Yeah, I'm trying to think of like, what would be a good, uh, you know. Cheetah.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to find that picture. I'm trying to think, uh, who would be a peacock, just cause it's like, it's kind of nice, it's pleasant, it shows off as well.


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[Assistant] But a dog would do what's right by you and you'd be like, go out there, don't do crowd work. Just do your act. Keep it clean. Keep it clean.


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[Assistant] And they would make the room right. They'd make the room right for you.


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[Assistant] I think yea, if you want to look better, you'd follow a cat.


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[Assistant] Cause then a cat, off pudding.


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[Assistant] Uh, Toledo Zoo. They have like an amphitheater. That's cool. Yea, we're doing a bunch of amphitheaters in August, so it'll be fun. A lot of outdoors. We'll go to Wilmington, North Carolina. Back to you.


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[Assistant] Seen in the crime. Nice. Yeah. Oh there it is right there. Or this area.


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[Assistant] Salt Lake City and it was cool to meet you and thank you for the good show. But also, it feels a bit weird.


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[Assistant] Listen to the podcast is like an unrec, uh, oh boy. Reciprocated. Reciprocated. Unreci, I almost went recuperated. Unreciprocated. No. Listen to the podcast is like an unreciprocated.


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[Assistant] Relationship. It's fun listening, but y'all have no idea who we are. Is it worth it to you guys to meet up? Are you tired of the show? Imagine from your perspective, it's not enough time to hold meaningful conversations with hundreds of folks. What is a good addict for others after the show? Would you prefer a quick thank you?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, it's always great. I mean, it's not about me being tired. Don't worry about me. That's how I think about it. I'll be alright. Don't worry about me. Uh, not in a mean way I'm saying that. It's not your responsibility to worry. But it's, after you learn to


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[Assistant] I mean, some of them, it's hard. I can't, like, I can't go meet as like I would've.


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[Assistant] Like I would like to, it's too hard to do it. There's too many people now and it becomes a thing. I'll get a meet sometimes. Uh, I was appreciated. I would say people always ask if I did a meet and greet.


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[Assistant] You know, it's weird to take a picture and I was, I mean, your whole career, no one wants a picture. So who am I to say I'm above it now? I'm not. Uh, so it is nice. It is nice when people like, hey man, big fan, they walk with, like those are, but all of the experiences are their own personal experiences to what, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, I always get that it feels weird, but I always think you don't like, you don't have to say that. People say that a lot. I bet you hate this. Don't say it like, I always kind of like, you know.


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[Assistant] That's all, that, that to me is like kind of, you're like, I appreciate, I mean, I'm like, I started this career to hope people would want to come to your shows and meet you.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, it's, it's fun to beat them. It's like, you only have so much time. So it's like, it might not, you know, it's like, but there's not going to be like it's, you're there forever.


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[Assistant] Uh, we got, I think it's our responsibility to learn how to, uh, control the time of it too. That's, that's, that's part of, you know, you gotta learn like, all right, let's, uh, you know, it's like, cause it is, it's, it can be a lot, everybody can, no one really knows what to do. So it's like, but that's the job of honestly, I think it's kind of me to, or,


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[Assistant] Uh, when in Chicago I did one and they wouldn't add a show my ID. My name was two sold out shows. Not the last time I did it, one another time.


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[Assistant] Two sold out shows and the guy wouldn't let me backstage. Wow. When I was with you. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean that happens still.


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[Assistant] Now, like, so yeah, when people want to meet you or they say they're fans and you know, some are not, some are quick and easy summer can be a little bit more and it's give and take overall.


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[Assistant] Luckily you guys are all very nice and, uh, I always think your audience is kind of, you hope to be, is you, you track people that are like you. Yeah. And so you, you, it's like people that are gonna know how to like.


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[Assistant] All of us are like, yeaah, uh, I don't know, it doesn't become too much.


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[Assistant] Uh, Mike Connell. As far as people want to jump off cliffs, I was at the Cliffs of Moher in Ireland in the summer of 2019 for a family reunion. An old woman came up to my family as we looked over the edge and said, be careful, it calls to you. It called to me yesterday.


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[Assistant] I was sufficiently creeped out and I'm 90% sure she was a ghost. I often think of just how creepy it was. Whoa. That is creepy. Goodness. That is wild. Did anybody else see this woman? That's what Mike should be asking.


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[Assistant] Yeah, is it, uh, yeah, it called to me yesterday, but she, but she didn't jump, you know, that would be the ghost.


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[Assistant] That's why, oh man, that creeps me out. You picture it like cloudy and like, you know, called to me yesterday.


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[Assistant] I don't like, I'm not good on my, it doesn't sound like a good relationship. But when I'm really in the thick of it, I don't know what I'm doing. But yea, of course.


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[Assistant] Uh, Bonnie Paragoy. Do you think I was gonna do that?


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[Assistant] Uh, and they give you a, a mattress, a customized mattress. I like that. Like they tell you what to do. It's like when you go, cause you know, it's hard even when you lay on a mattress to go like, what do you like? And you're like, I don't know what I like. I like.


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[Assistant] So that, that's the biggest thing. People should, you know, it's like, take it, they have a 10 year warranty and you get a driver a hundred nights. Take, do that.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know what's great? Cause uh, uh, I wear them, I've been wearing them just like almost the whole time. And then if you want to go swimming, they're great. They're great shorts to take to on the road. Like if you're like going to just wear shorts on the road, but then if a pool pops up in your travels, then you're like, Oh, I'll just wear these and I can swim in them. Uh, I don't think I'd buy them more than swimming trunks.


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[Assistant] Actually now, I think I would just buy these and swim in these. Uh, and we warned about any activity like running, training, yoga. Uh, but yeaah, we're lounging, we can air, I'm not, I'm really a warm for that. It's, uh, the website is very easy to order, not cluttered or busy, seriously, or, uh,


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[Assistant] Hey bear. Hey bear. Did, uh, feel like your guy that thinks about their credit a lot. Well, you know,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think, uh, yeah, I don't even really know what our credit is, but it's, uh, it's probably fine. Yeah. Laura thought about it a lot. I never thought about it.


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[Assistant] Like, how does that even make sense? What is it you need it credit for like if you're


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[Assistant] Alright, well I hope your credit score is up to...


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[Assistant] That's, it's a bad thing because the bank had, you're doing so bad that you had to get the bank involved. You get, so you get punished for that.


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[Assistant] Who is this, who is doing this? These independent companies, these credit evaluators. Okay.


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[Assistant] And they decide on how you spend money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you gotta trust those companies. I'd imagine those companies, you're like, well, who are they? You could say, you don't know who they are.


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[Assistant] But how could you punish someone for just checking the score? I should be able to check the score as often as I want. That doesn't seem fair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know the reason. If that's real, that's crazy. That can't be the reason. That can't be, like, that you get punished for...


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[Assistant] I saw two zeros. I don't know if it was a one or a seven, but it's either a one or 700. I'm either 100 or 700. That's what I know I'm at. Like that's, like who, like how hard is it to check someone's credit?


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[Assistant] Like, it doesn't even, it's not like you gotta go to a factory and they gotta put together, like, alright, you want me to check? It's like, you're gonna get punished. It's your, you're like, how's your credit score not just stay, like, on a, you could have it on your app.


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[Assistant] Well, the idea of the soft credit, I don't, I just don't like that. It's like, what's the soft? So the soft one, you're like, you're not, so that's not a real number. And you're like, you know, I'm eyeballing it. Like, you know, I mean, like if you could look at your soft credit.


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[Assistant] Can it really be like, it's six, so Soft Credit says it's 680 and then you go to a hard one, they're like, it's 200. Yea, just do it at the bank on your own app. Yea, yea.


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[Assistant] Like what's the difference of a soft and, you know, I think I don't like that there's a way


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[Assistant] They're, yeaah, like yeaah, I don't think it's a, probably, uh,


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[Assistant] Does it do the animals? I don't know if it would. Would it, is it, it depends on, I would be curious to see what the animal attack, you know, like it depends of what's the situation.


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[Assistant] Well, were you, like, was it provoked? If you provoked it, that would be, that's your social score. Is the animal endangered? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I got a great wall. Yeah, they're pretty big about that. They're a big thing. They're big about us. Don't come in here. Have you seen our wall? That's like a very funny thing that you offer. Uh, can I get a tour of the house? Yeah. First look at the front door and the outside of it.


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[Assistant] Welcome to this, you're not allowed in like that is, everybody goes and takes.


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[Assistant] Their biggest thing is to go look at the thing that doesn't let people in. That might not even be with a wall chart. I think at one time it was. The idea of like our big thing is to keep people out.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen ours? Why don't you come in the door? Yeah. Hello. There it is.


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[Assistant] When he was a kid, Khabib would wrestle bears. Uh, yeah, they're big dudes. Yeah. I take this guy over a bear. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's, it's the, it's the idea that so your brains come into it. Are you serious? Yeah, why not?


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[Assistant] Lay down on the ground and play dead. I think a lot of stuff will have to go right. To say the least. But, you know.


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[Assistant] I would like, that's a good amount that said they could do it. You're like, yeah, I believe those 6%. Yeah. I believe those six and you could talk to me that it's only four and there's 2% that's just where you're a lunatic. What about like, and then there's a 4% that you're like, all right.


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[Assistant] I might be one of those 28. Yeah. Yeah. A house cat, a goose, 61%. Goose are, goose are tricky. Yeah. They're mean. They're mean.


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[Assistant] That, you gotta look at the, you look at this list of animals. So that's, it goes, uh, rat, house cat, goose, medium sized dog. Medium sized dog is down to 50% think they could beat it. Eagle, 30, large dog, 23.


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[Assistant] Champagne Z 17, King Cobra 15. So now you're getting into the low ones.


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[Assistant] So, you gotta go, alright, where am I, where am I getting nervous at? Uh, you know, large dog, you're like, alright, I think I could beat it. I think you gotta look at, like, what animal am I comfortable charging?


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[Assistant] So who am I comfortable like grabbing and like charging and you gotta really be on man to man combat?


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[Assistant] And so you got the dog, the champion Z I think is tough cause they're just so much, they're strong. That if they, uh, and they have fingers and stuff like you, so that's, that's bad news. Uh, King Cobra obviously is just, I mean, I think you could beat it up. You'd have to get it by the tail and then sling it.


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[Assistant] But once you did that, it would be over.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think every animal is going to be tough. Even a rat would be hard. It's a matter of like, you gotta think, now this is not a normal fight. This is a fight to the death.


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[Assistant] So, you're thinking you're in a room, you can't leave the room, one of you, maybe that, is it a fight to death? I don't know.


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[Assistant] To the death, it's going to be tough to kill a grizzly bear with your bear hands. Like, it's going to be tough to kill a lot of these things.


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[Assistant] I would slide and take all four of its legs out.


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[Assistant] His legs are small. Yeah. I'd go, I'd go, if I have the lion, I'm going legs, maybe tail. I wanna do something with the tail. I'd bet they don't like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, tails gotta be the way you go. I don't think they, I bet they don't like that at all. What about the mane? And if you control that tail, you control that line.


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[Assistant] You get tetanus shot. I bet you had to get tetanus shot. Tetanus shot.


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[Assistant] Quit asking me. I don't, they, does everybody just remember? I don't remember mine. And every, they go, have you had a tennis shot recently? And then like, well, in the past 10 years, what are you talking about, dude?


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[Assistant] You want a tennis shot? You're like, I don't know. If you had one recently, you're like, why am I even getting offered this right now?


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[Assistant] That's why, like, so you look at a fight. So it depends on what comes into play with a fight.


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[Assistant] So it's the 6%. I get the idea of like, yes, the bears are much stronger, but in a fight, if like they're scared of noise, an air horn, then.


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[Assistant] You're like, you do have, like, there's some advantage of the fact that this bear is so dumb. Yeah. That, that comes into play.


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[Assistant] Pure strength I can't, but I mean, as smarting it, outsmarting it is, I'm not saying you're gonna take the risk of this. I'm not saying you would take the risk of fighting this, like that you're...


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[Assistant] But if you, if it's a, you have to in a situation you're fighting it.


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[Assistant] You're gonna have to use your smarts. And that's when you talk about running with it. You're like, you're just zigzagging, you're going through the trees, go make circles around some trees. He doesn't know what's, he's never seen this.


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[Assistant] But it would be, it would be the start of a fight. You're talking about physical strength. We're talking about, look, can I bench press as much as a bear? No. Alright.


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[Assistant] Is he gonna do better than me at the combine? Yes. But.


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[Assistant] I mean, yeah, we're talking about, if, if, if you're talking about physical strength, then there's basically no on all this. But if you're allowed to use your brain, your brain is extremely powerful and these elephants


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know who won the fight. I don't know. Go to our zoo.


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[Assistant] We have them in cages, so who, you tell me, let me go meet your bear zoo that's got a bunch of, that's got a cul-de-sac that I can go walk around and visit. You can't.


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[Assistant] That's the only words they know. Uh, no, no, no. It's like an elephant has no interaction with a human being. And then he goes, no, cause all right.


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[Assistant] Oh wait, so she got killed by an elephant. And then the elephant, why was the elephant at the funeral?


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[Assistant] I don't know if I believe in you. Like, so this is what I think.


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[Assistant] Like India, or these other countries that people like, don't know how to live. And they don't know how to even exist on earth. Cause that doesn't make sense to me. That...


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[Assistant] I don't, I think the story is, you're like, so she was killed by an elephant. Yeah. And the elephant stayed.


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[Assistant] You don't think any of people know how to live a life, dude? Like they're not, it's just, I don't know if I believe this. I love that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. It's a big long story. Elephant reportedly returns a woman's funeral after tripping her to death. I just don't, it's like, uh.


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[Assistant] Like right when he's running at you, you run and jump. Jump over it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They always say like these animals can run 30 miles, but that's the thing too, like, but they don't want to chase you. Like it's like.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I would think that you could.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, yeaah, I would, cause you know, all these animals can run fast, but like, unless it's like a lion or it's like something that's like honey, like, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] Like that's even like with a bear, so if I run, if I get out of the, where the bear is being protective.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like it's just trying to get you out of the, you gotta go into like, what does the mayor want? He just doesn't want me to be in, she doesn't want me to be here.


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[Assistant] A bear? But they gotta run through trees and stuff. I mean, it's not like there's not, we're talking about like a, on a track. If I, if I, if I meet a bear and we're on a high school track, running track, I'm in trouble. But if you've got some trees in the way. But don't you have those same trees? But I'm way smaller. So you can dodge them.


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[Assistant] Your dodging ability is much better than a bear's. I mean, I know they can go, but it's, I mean, they're gonna just start hitting some trees and they're gonna knock them down with their force. Look, I'm not saying we're gonna, we're, we're trying to do this with a bear completely, but it's possible. Let's have a conversation about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, follow them for a while. They don't, it's not like the bear wants to eat you really. Unless they're in like, I started, there's this...


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[Assistant] Where, uh, this was forever ago, but a bear like killed like six people and a family, like went into a house and like went after like the people, you know, but this was the back when people left, which I guess is the same with the India thing saying the same thing, like they still live like.


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[Assistant] Crazy. Yeaah, it's definitely a crazy story. Yeaah, it's a crazy story. I don't, oh yeaah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Well, Hugh Glass, the guy from the Revenant. There's never a photo of, like, that's like a file photo, like, there's never, it's all this, I just would like to be like, words, I guess I want to wrap my head around it. Yeah. It's hard, it's, and I could be completely wrong, but I, it's, uh. So you said the guy from the, oh, you're talking about the guy from the Revenant.


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[Assistant] What did you do when he got to him?


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[Assistant] Oh, cause he was attacked with a group. Two guys stayed to watch him, to heal him back up.


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[Assistant] And then they go, look, he's not going to make it. And so then they left. Left him for dead. And then he...


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean the Bears are so much stronger. I mean it is, it's a joke in the fact that like they can lift a car. I just think Butterbean pops that guy a couple of times.


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[Assistant] In his prime. In his prime. But he gets to at least the first punch. Yeaah. Is it enough to make the bear walk away? I mean look at that thing.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, I mean it's crazy. If that bear wants to, and he sees himself...


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Well I think, but it's, it's, it's don't make any jerky motions or sudden movements or, I mean it's, it's, when that, when you think alright it's gone and then when it stops and turns you're like oh boy.


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[Assistant] I don't think people can think it's, you know, you're kinda like, well I don't know if anything's gonna happen with this. But I mean, look, the bear is, it would be, yeah, it would be tough to beat it in a fight. Where's the guy? You would, your brains have to come into it.


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[Assistant] If you're, if the bear gets you, it's over. I think if he gets any human, it's over. You can't get him off of, you know. But if, you gotta, you gotta.


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[Assistant] You gotta be quick. You gotta be, you gotta do some moves. You gotta figure something out. If you run, you gotta run. I think you gotta run. I could, they tell you don't run then, but when the bear starts attacking you, I think at a point.


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[Assistant] I think I looked it up. Didn't you ask that? Yeah, we asked. I don't think, I don't think it could.


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[Assistant] It's a matter of, you gotta, like, is it gonna know it's in a fight? So if you tell grizzly bear, like, you're in a fight, and he's like, alright, I understand that, then you're in trouble. But, you know. Right. Like, if you get surprised by one.


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[Assistant] You bite the snake. Yeah. You need to get your arms in there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, by the head, but it depends on how big it is. If it's big, it's, you're in trouble.


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[Assistant] No it is, I mean all options are on the table. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] You could try. I mean, I definitely think you try it. Uh, obviously you try anything.


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[Assistant] I think we're going, like, if we could win a fight with a bear, we're going back to, like, it's, it's basically like, alright, I could win a fight with a bear, but if I had to take a test and the bear had to take a test, I think I could pass the test.


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[Assistant] That yeah, people are sometimes too relaxed with giving someone a snake when they're used to being around snakes and they kind of hand them off like a little too loosey goosey.


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[Assistant] Or a solo stove and you're in trouble. Yeaah. I don't even find a fire. You have to find a fire quick.


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[Assistant] Like just, if you think about that with a bear, like if it's like he's biting your arm, go all the way in. And he's gonna be like, ugh, ugh. My buddy told me. It's like going to the dentist, he doesn't.


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[Assistant] I, out of all the things I get weirded out by, I don't, I mean, it feels weird if you were like, yea, if you talked about it. If you break it down. I'm sitting in a small tub.


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[Assistant] I think there's a lot of stuff that you do with a lot of- But what if you're friends? Even weirder somehow. Oh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I, you, it is tough. Like if I go to the, if you're going to go to the hot tub at a hotel, if someone's in it, it's the rules, you're out.


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[Assistant] We were in one, uh, somewhere and there was like three or four of us. It was a big hot tub. But this dude came and got in too, with us. And, uh, and there was like three or four of us together.


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[Assistant] That's usually enough to ward off people just because out of the pure, like, I'm not going to go see these bunch of dudes hanging out. Uh, and this guy, I mean, did not care, came in. Some men have a very loose, like.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, you go to the men's bathroom, like the, uh, you know, just releasing gas from the, like they act, like some of you, like, I mean, you're not, any of you prop, like they're real just wild animals that you want to go in and go, could we,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and I mean look, I get sometimes it's accident, I get, I understand the whole logics behind the whole system, but some of them, like these dudes act like, finally get a break from these, you're like, even if it was me and you hanging, I would want you to calm it down.


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[Assistant] But they go in there and you wanna go like, hey man, like I, I still don't...


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, but the people that would use those have no, they just don't care. I mean, they just don't, there's no concept of, you know, older people, I understand. I don't, I think older, it's, it's hard. They almost don't even know what's happening, but like,


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[Assistant] When it's the younger, like you see some guys in there and it's like a, you know, you're like, what are you doing, dude? Like how?


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[Assistant] Eric, my barber and fitness trainer, just took a picture. That's not a urinal, that's where people wash their hands. Dead serious. He had a, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah. So he put, he put something on this thing went super viral. You know what it is? Eric. Uh, yeah, maybe Eric Ray Miller. Uh,


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[Assistant] And, uh, it went viral like on his Instagram on the reels or something or like, uh,


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[Assistant] And it was, it was, uh, he said he pointed to these journals look weird in Canada and it was like that, but it was, uh.


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[Assistant] Weird things in Canada. Community urinals. Is this dusty? Is this what the urinal that you were peeing in is? Press play on that for Eric. What is it? Eric.Nash.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that, but that's, uh, that thing, that gets like millions and millions of views. Like he did it as a


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[Assistant] Oh, you wouldn't move the dishes there. You're a gentleman. And then, uh, come on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that's, that's the other, cause I don't think, yeah, y'all, you were, you should have had urinals like that.


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[Assistant] And you have to rub the sink to get the water.


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[Assistant] You gotta go walking away, you gotta, excuse me, guys peeing, you gotta, excuse me, do you mind if I get some soap? What are you done peeing? They have soap, you get, maybe fill it up there.


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[Assistant] It might be. And then it's like, we just caught a gorilla and you're like, no, it's here, you know, cause it could be like, well, they're not out there. And you're like, oh, you're seeing them all the time. And then we don't, you're like, yeah, do they figure it out?


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[Assistant] Youth in Asia sounds, sounds pleasant. Yeah. It's not a, it's like a tough one.


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[Assistant] I always think youth in Asia is what I think. But then, uh, the, yeah, like they goes, uh, we got a youth, uh, youth invite. What do they say? Euthanize. They say it and you're like, oh, that's good. And then it's like, oh no, it's not good. You're like, why? What happened?


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[Assistant] Oh, really? I've not been there, but. Are they like, oh, like it's like tours go there or something or? Yeah. Yeah, you're not. Concerts there.


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[Assistant] Really? You don't want to get in. Oh, can you get in it? It's hard. Some people think they're pyramids.


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[Assistant] All right. Uh, yeah. Why would they be? Yeah. Who? Oh, oh yeah. Well, some of the rock formations look like triangles.


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[Assistant] They had a much bigger river. The Grand Canyon.


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[Assistant] But the selling point is that, if you was like, hey, there's never been a river here, you'd be like, I don't know if I'm going to waste my time. But if you go, there's a river here.


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[Assistant] That's where the, that's where the water would have been to that point.


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[Assistant] So, I like everything, like, I, this is not my thing, I'm just a part of this group and we're-


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, they, yeah, they build their hut there and then that's a lot to build with on a rock cliff. Yeah.


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[Assistant] What were they up to? Did they build pyramids? Did they drive a truck?


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[Assistant] Everybody has someone that they go, how did you beat me? Maybe they're drawn to the mark. That could be it. Not quicker.


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[Assistant] I will, if you listen to this, uh, so I was told this day, we will be, if you listen to this, uh, next week, uh, we are off, uh, we are going on, uh, vacation with my family, uh,


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[Assistant] I didn't know we were going to be off. I found all this out today. And, uh, but we are, we got a new best of that Bates has put together. Year two. Year two of best of. Nice. And so we're going to release the year two of best of, uh, and so you got something.


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[Assistant] To see and, uh, then we'll be back the week after that, back from a vacation. It'll be great. And, uh, or wherever, whatever you guys are doing.


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[Assistant] Everybody's probably on the road or doing stuff and I'll be in Hawaii, do shows in Hawaii. Come check those out. And then, uh, yeah. And then August, uh, back out and then we'll be back and running, uh, and y'all have stuff.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be great. Uh, thank you. We love you as always. Uh, and look, don't...


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[Assistant] Do whatever you want when you get with a bear. Uh, don't come here for- Actually- I always remember, but I- is it-


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[Assistant] Do what you think they tell you to do, but it's a lot more fun to talk about running from over here. I always remember that. And I'd still maybe run from it. Uh, all right. We love you. We'll see you next week. Uh, or see you best of next week, week after that. Hope you guys are having a great summer. See you soon.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, yeah, I think so. Just a good old Werther's original.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when I was watching the episode, I, I was yelling at the screen. She's, uh, so yeah, she was in all the, the vendors in game and vendors, Fendi war. So that's.


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[Assistant] I rewatched last night, uh, this documentary, it's so good, called The Battered Bastards of Baseball.


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[Assistant] I think I told you about this. It is so good. It's, it's about Kurt Russell's dad just bought a baseball team in Portland, Oregon, single 18. They weren't affiliated with any major league team.


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[Assistant] So he just had open tryouts and guys came from all over the country just to try out to play on this team. Oh, that's awesome. And they were all guys who had been rejected by other teams. So they had this chip on their shoulder and they just start beating everybody.


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[Assistant] And it's just, it's such, it's a great. It's on Netflix? It's on Netflix. Wow.


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[Assistant] One of the guys and the bat boy invented big league chew. Their star player is missing. They don't know where he is now. They think he was FBI informant. Kurt Russell played. I mean, they would just throw anybody out there and just let them play.


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[Assistant] I'm so into this movie. If, if the pitcher needed more time, they would throw a ball out on the field and let their dog just run out on the field and they'd have to stop play till they throw out the dog. They would just do anything and it was just, it was really great.


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[Assistant] And he also gives signals to the guy if he should steal or not.


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[Assistant] First base coach just says back. Pitcher throws over back. Right, right.


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[Assistant] I think third base has a lot more on him, responsibility. That's why the head coach is the third base coach, like in college baseball and stuff.


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[Assistant] I'm surprised y'all were fine with him saying that. If I'd have said that I'd have been crucified on here.


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[Assistant] I think you just wrap your legs around his belly there and hold on. That one's carrying a Q-tip.


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[Assistant] Well, you asked last week on the Maps episode about, is there anywhere that hasn't been mapped? I think that's kind of based on what he's saying.


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[Assistant] And Antarctica is a crazy, uh, doing my research on it because no one owns Antarctica.


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[Assistant] It's just 50 years ago, they did a treaty of Antarctica where like 14 countries all kind of share it.


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[Assistant] But you can't, you can't just go to Antarctica. You, you have to have a special permission to go there.


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[Assistant] Well, you can go, you know, you can go on a boat as a tourist and just land at the northern tip and just step off on it, but you can't just go on your own to...


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[Assistant] You'd have to call the government, US government and get some kind of special, they don't let people go. So there's a lot of Antarctica. We don't know what's going on there.


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[Assistant] You have to have a landing pad. Well, that's not what they say. They say the reason they won't let you go over is because you got to have a landing strip somewhere within a certain amount of miles. And they say that doesn't cover it. Let's go ahead and make one. Yeah. What do you think is going on in Antarctica? I can't say.


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[Assistant] Just average tourists coming out is for pollution reasons. They don't want to pollute the land, the animals, the wildlife. So they just let a select group of scientists come.


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[Assistant] It is, so there's not a lot, well, some people think there's a lot more going on there. They think, some people think Antarctic is a lot bigger than what's on that map.


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[Assistant] I met, uh... I'm sure there's more now. This funny other comics picture comes up. Uhm, I met...


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[Assistant] Some of Dusty's friends from Opel Ica when I was with Dusty and Huntsville and I've always felt like


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[Assistant] You're a goodwill hunting situation in the sense that you worked at a water company and then you went on to this greatness. I mean, I feel like we have two of them.


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[Assistant] Just hearing stories about Dusty and growing up in Opelika, the fact that both of you guys got out is just amazing. We've done it twice here. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Dusty and Huntsville, you guys are like my church group friends that my parents wanted me to hang out with. Dusty's like the guy across the tracks, the cool kid that my parents did not want me to hang out with. I was very excited. So for his 40th birthday I said,


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[Assistant] I'm going to buy some cigars because he loves smoking cigars for the show. And, uh, I asked him what kind of he liked. He texted it to me. I was all excited. I went to the cigar store, bought them and took them down there. And it was kind of like, uh, George with Elaine's boyfriend who's cool, Tony, you know, uh, packed sandwiches.


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[Assistant] And then his friend Matt came and I said, well, I didn't bring, I didn't bring cigars for Matt. He's like, that's okay.


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[Assistant] We took lawn chairs or camping chairs and we sat outside in downtown Huntsville and his friends from Opel Ica.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. And I didn't know how to light it. He had to show me how to light it.


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[Assistant] I struggle lighting it and then just keeping it going.


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[Assistant] And then his friends join us and we're all talking. I didn't even know how to hold it. I'm watching everyone else trying to hold it like they do.


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[Assistant] And he would not make eye contact with me. I was like, I think Dusty is furious at me. I wasn't mad at you, but I was. I thought he was just really embarrassed. Like who is this guy with us? And then finally.


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[Assistant] I did. I mean, obviously. After your lips were on it? No, no, no. I had more than, I just, I had some too. I realized pretty quick, I ain't gonna be doing this for, stop on it.


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[Assistant] And then it was like George, that's what it was like with George. It was very hot out there and about after a while, I'm like, I'm starting to feel a little sick.


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[Assistant] And I thought, I want to bow out of here without making it obvious cause everyone's sitting around talking. And his buddy, Matt, I guess watched the podcast. He's like, man, those squirrels are really becoming a problem with you, aren't they? And I was like, you know what? I gotta go.


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[Assistant] And I just tried to bow out and I went back to my room and just passed out on the bed.


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[Assistant] Do you guys, uh, can you guess what the top selling candy is in America? There's two that are by far the top and they kinda go back and forth.


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[Assistant] In America, there was a study that said it was linked to cancer.


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[Assistant] And so the FDA banned red food dye in the 70s, and even though it wasn't this type of food


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[Assistant] From 1976 until 1987, there were no red M&Ms. But then they finally brought it back in 87.


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[Assistant] Well, it wasn't even true. Oh. They just...


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[Assistant] I think that was the case. People weren't buying M&M's because they were freaking out about it. M&M's just took it off to... No red ones.


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[Assistant] Let's see here, the green M&M, she wore go-go boots.


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[Assistant] And they got rid of that to make her seem like a more confident woman and not just a sex symbol.


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[Assistant] Oh, so the green one. Oh, she's like. The top one is the old version where she's kind of a sex symbol.


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[Assistant] I dunno, the orange one there, they changed him. He had an anxious personality that made him look worried.


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[Assistant] They said now his shoelaces will be tied to represent his ca- his cautious nature. Agent Orange here.


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[Assistant] The Red Eminem had shown bully tendencies in the past, but now he's more kind to his co-characters.


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[Assistant] She represents confidence and empowerment as a strong female and not just about her boots.


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[Assistant] Uh, Charleston Chu, you guys familiar with Charleston Chu?


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[Assistant] This is vanilla. Yeah, I think there's different, uh,


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[Assistant] Some people think there is an exclamation point. It was named after Henry Aaron. Pink Aaron. Oh.


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[Assistant] Did they not tell yes or no to that? There's like four different versions of where the name came from.


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[Assistant] So, and uh, Baby Ruth is not supposedly named after Babe Ruth.


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[Assistant] But this was in the 1920s when Babe Ruth was at his height.


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[Assistant] And he asked to get paid for it and they're like, well, it wasn't named after you, it was named after Grover Cleveland's daughter and she had died 15 years earlier. Was her name Babe Ruth? Her name was Ruth.


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[Assistant] And it was baby Ruth, yeaah. So, but, so a lot of people think that's, they just said that.


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[Assistant] The, uh, 100 grand bar used to be called 100,000 grand bar.


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[Assistant] Opi, Opi and Anthony, uh, did a promotion giveaway where they, for weeks, said, we're gonna give away a hundred grand. And then they finally announced the winner and gave her a candy bar. And she was not happy about it.


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[Assistant] The uh, 100 grand bar is the only one mentioned on Seinfeld and The Office. When George is trying to get the Twix.


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[Assistant] They talked about, you're sure it wasn't a hundred grand bar? And then on the office at business school, Michael Scott? That's one of the ones he threw out, one hundred grand.


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[Assistant] And you mentioned last week or two weeks ago, the thingamajig and the what's a who's eat. Michael mentions those on that episode.


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[Assistant] That's a thick, that's a thick cup. When did they do this? Last few months. It's a new thing they're doing.


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[Assistant] Sounds very homemade to me. You guys ever wonder what Eminem stood for? Never even thought about it.


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[Assistant] Mars and Murray, the two guys who started it. Of course, Mars company still exists. Murray, I don't know what happened to him.


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[Assistant] Oh, I had it two weeks ago. Three, according to the owl. It was like 400 and something, right? Oh, did you not?


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[Assistant] No, but, uh, I had it on the notes from two weeks ago. Some students did a, like at a college did a test where they had a lick machine. College really paying off.


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[Assistant] It was, it was like Purdue or something. I think it was where your brother went. And, um, I may be wrong, but they, they did the test and.


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[Assistant] Here's another one. A group of scientists at MIT.


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[Assistant] And so they created an Oreo meter, a device designed to split the Oreo cookie with specific amount of force where it would open it evenly on each side. They couldn't do it. The machine failed.


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[Assistant] She, the lead scientist said the results validated while I saw her as a child. We found no trick for opening up Oreos.


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[Assistant] Oreo issued a statement saying, we want to extend a huge congratulations to these brilliant minds and applaud their dedication to our cookie twisting ritual. There you go.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'm back to those lollipops. Uh, number one, selling lollipop.


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[Assistant] Uh, number one selling chewing gum on Amazon. Having heard of this. Pure. P-U-R.


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[Assistant] What was the one where? There was the twins.


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[Assistant] Smarties, you guys like Smarties?


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[Assistant] Yeah, vegetarians criticized the maker of the Smarties for using a ingredient obtained from crushed beetles.


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[Assistant] Cotton Candy was invented by a guy from Nashville.


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[Assistant] He took it to the 1904 St. Louis World's Fair and he sold 68.


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[Assistant] But yea, later on they changed it. It was called Fairy Floss up until the 1920s, but then they changed it to Cotton Candy.


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[Assistant] I know. Some controversial candies. I got one here.


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[Assistant] There was a, uh, candy called, these are controversial candies.


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[Assistant] Uh, so they created a character called Mailman.


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[Assistant] And on the packaging, he was enjoying himself a little bit too much with the lemons, cherries, strawberries, and oranges.


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[Assistant] And people complained about it, but.


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[Assistant] No, I got it at that place at Opry Mills. It's called It's Sugar.


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[Assistant] I bought a bunch of stuff together. Wow, that must be nice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they even had candy cigarettes there. Oh wow. I should have practiced on that before the cigar.


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[Assistant] Well, there was a urban legend that Pop Rocks with Coke would make your stomach explode. The rumor was that the kid who played Mikey from the Life Cereal commercial died from, uh, consuming Pop Rocks and Coca Cola.


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[Assistant] In the very first episode of Mythbusters, they tested it on a pig, and the pig's stomach did not explode, but did grow three times in size.


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[Assistant] They try to make it legit, like, let's see if this is real, and they're not going to do it to themselves if, if there's somehow you think it might really make your stomach explode.


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[Assistant] I don't know that's the reason why they did the pig, but I'm guessing that's the point of like, if this is a-


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[Assistant] They finally stopped the show, right? They ran out of mists? Hopefully, dude. They're like, Bill Nye.


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[Assistant] Bill Nye said it. I guess he was there. A few months back, a video, or I mean not a video, a photo of a snicker, a smooth snickers bar.


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[Assistant] Uh, went viral online because people thought that Snickers was doing away with the wavy lines. There it is right there. Someone posted that and people got outraged that Snickers was changing.


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[Assistant] Snickers finally had to issue a statement saying, we're not changing, that's either a manufacturer problem or that candy bar melted in your car. Yeah, that's what it was. You know what it was?


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[Assistant] Cause if it melted that wrapper seemed like it would be, have chocolate on it.


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[Assistant] I didn't want to get you guys excited and say whatever happened, but they found


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[Assistant] Ports and papers after World War II that Nazis were creating a candy bar that they were gonna try to get to Winston Churchill.


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[Assistant] And once you break it open after seven seconds, it explodes.


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[Assistant] They made the candy bar. They drew up the plans for it. Okay. It never, they never tried to slip it to them. It didn't get caught. These were just blueprints, plans that they were gonna, a way they were gonna assassinate him. And you thought we would believe?


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[Assistant] I think if I just said the Nazis created this candy bar or whatever, you were like, well what happened? Did they get it? No, they never even got that far. So I just wanted you guys to know.


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[Assistant] So if you were flying and y'all hit turbulence and the oxygen mass fail, would you just take the gun and stick it in there?


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[Assistant] You hang out with the ladies back at the clubhouse. Dang, I love sitting alone all day.


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[Assistant] It's so good that they've now combined with the Tennessee steak fair. That's the same thing now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, where were y'all at? I was, uh, with Leann Morgan in Davenport, Iowa and Omaha, Nebraska. Excuse my voice.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the runner, the lady picked us up at the hotel, take us to and from the theater, would not let me sit in the back with Lincoln.


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[Assistant] He came out and she kind of gets out and helps Leanne with her, and then I'm getting in the back and the other side. She's like, no, you sit up front.


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[Assistant] I'm like, oh no, I'm with her. I'm on the show. And then she looks at me and she's like, no, you just sit up there with me.


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[Assistant] She wouldn't let me sit in the back, so I just rode with this old lady up front. I don't think she believed me that I was like a comedian on the show. Well, maybe that lady was into you.


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[Assistant] Why, was it like an SUV? No, it was just the old lady's car.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And she had the windows like down on each side and Liam's in the back fixed up. She said, would you mind rolling up the windows so my hair doesn't...


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[Assistant] You know, go crazy and she didn't seem happy about it, but she pushed the button.


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[Assistant] Someone asked with your long flight last week from Seattle where you had to divert and all that, did you use the airplane bathroom?


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[Assistant] It is. Hey Bear has it's own merchandise. Oh yea? Yea. There's a website Hey Bear and it's just hats, shirts, all that stuff.


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[Assistant] Would you quit the podcast if you became rich from these spoons?


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[Assistant] There was a episode of Sopranos where one of the guys had a relative die and left him just a fortune.


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[Assistant] And he could get out and his wife wanted him to get out, but Tony was like, no, you're in this business for life.


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[Assistant] And even though he could just be a multi-millionaire living for free, he couldn't leave the family business.


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[Assistant] Episode coming up that I thought we could talk about, but yeah, I mean he got so powerful and.


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[Assistant] They just ran out of ideas. So they're like, let's kill him for a while just to get drum up excitement. And then they're like, well, we need him back. So then they come up with a reason to bring him back to life. How did he die? Old age? No, this was even in, this was even in a dumb guest.


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[Assistant] We know that hurts him. Well, I know Dusty knows cause Dusty's into this stuff, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well that's why I'm wondering how he died. They, uh, Lex Luthor created a... Gene Hacker.


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[Assistant] Uh, doomsday killed him. It was a creature that was created by Lex Luthor that, um, that was equally powerful, I guess. And Superman saved the world, but died in the process. At least in the movie version.


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[Assistant] H's are tough. Yeah. Well, cursive is tough. Cause you just get going and you get momentum and it gets away from you.


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[Assistant] I think he said from like $100 to $400. That's pretty good. But I would have thought they'd been...


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[Assistant] And probably has been in somebody's. I mean, coins get passed around for years all over the country. Somebody famous has probably had it.


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[Assistant] What would it take for uh, Notre Dame to tear down Goalpost? Have they ever done it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's on pace to break at least Roger Maris's home run record.


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[Assistant] And I don't think he's going to catch Barry Bonds or maybe even McGuire, but.


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[Assistant] Technically he should be steroid free, right? Right. But he's so big, I feel like you'd still be like, I don't know. This guy is just a giant.


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[Assistant] Uh, from the, uh, insurance policy from their dead parents. Are you serious? I think so. That's why they killed them to get that big insurance. To go to this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. I think this, I definitely think the murder had already happened. Um, and they've already been paid out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I can't swear they used that money for those courtside seats, but I think so.


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[Assistant] I don't think anyone noticed this until many years later. I think it was just a few years ago when this, someone spotted him.


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[Assistant] You gotta get out. I feel like there was a case a few years ago where a guy was charged with murder or accused and they spotted him at a Dodgers game. He proved he wasn't there because he was at a Dodgers game. Do you remember this? Yea, there's a documentary about it on Netflix.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I read this article. Joe Tory was watching him and so when he warmed up, he wore his regular hat. He said, Joe Tory kept looking at his hat and he's like, well, see my regular hat. And then right before he went out, he went in the locker room.


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[Assistant] Put on the Babe Ruth hat, which I think there's a picture of it, and told Derrick Jeter and I think Cor Hey Posada, you guys go on out because when you guys run out, they'll play music, everybody be distracted. And then I'm going to go out there. And he did, he pitched one, there's the hat.


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[Assistant] Looks like it's from a different era. Looks like George Costanza trying to get fired. I mean, it was. Why did Joe Tory care so much? Uhm, I just think he knows it's against league.


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[Assistant] Our company, team policy, and it's almost like your boss is going to get mad at you for allowing one of your players to do something.


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[Assistant] Entirely online, have it delivered straight to you so you never have to go to the dealership again. You guys got any bad car stories? Any dealing, haggling with people?


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[Assistant] Mhm, well you don't have to deal with all that. You can just do all this online. I used to go through wills and deals.


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[Assistant] The little magazine. Just look through. Oh, there's a guy in Greenville, Kentucky. I'd go up there and get it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but instead of now going to a dealership or Carvana or any of those places or Carfax, just buy the car from home.


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[Assistant] And, uh, just anywhere you're at, just how he needs a computer. You can browse thousands of cars in one place. You don't have to spend your weekend driving around to a million different lots.


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[Assistant] I read that over 300 some days. I read that Denver has more sunny days than San Diego or some other sunny city you would think about. It was like 300 days out of the year, something like that. Yeah, that's exactly what I just.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't know if it's the sunniest state. Mile high up there, right up in the sun. Right up in the sun.


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[Assistant] You said it's the easiest to draw because it's basically. It's a square. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's the, uh, one of three states that they did the borders just by latitude and longitude. There's no.


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[Assistant] Like geographical border, like Tennessee to the West Mississippi river is just, they just drew some lines.


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[Assistant] Malhau Stadium, because the air is lighter.


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[Assistant] Colorado is called the Centennial State because it became a state exactly 100 years after the United States became a country. It became a state in 1876. Denver is the capital.


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[Assistant] The people there are called Coloradans or Coloradoans.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Uhm, we got its name from the Colorado- Take your time with it.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think where to go. Yeah, I'm already out of stuff. Alright. In summary.


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[Assistant] I got his name from the Colorado River, which in Spanish, Colorado means colored red. And the Colorado River has a muddy red hue to it.


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[Assistant] Goes down, I was watching 60 minutes last night and Colorado River's gone way down.


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[Assistant] The Colorado River goes through the Grand Canyon, uhm, so it's messing with people's water supply because, uh, it's...


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[Assistant] There's a drought, there's like a 20 year drought going on and so you could see the rocks and there were different colors from where the water level is so much lower. Not a lot of coolers like coming out this year.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but that's the only other eight off I can think of. Never heard of him. Have you heard of Rupp Arena in Lexington, Kentucky? It's where they play basketball.


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[Assistant] Sorry dude. It's okay though. Sorry. Don't worry about it. We'll get you back on track with this. Colorado was the first state to approve recreational marijuana shops. They opened their doors January 1st, 2014. It's been nice.


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[Assistant] They voted for it in 2012, and then I guess January 1st, 2014 is when it went into effect. Okay. Now other states do that too, right? I think comedy out of some of those places.


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[Assistant] Uh, Colorado is the only, uh, state to ever, uh,


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[Assistant] Reject on Olympics. Wow. The Olympic Committee, uh, approved, uh, for 1976 Winter Olympics to be held in Denver, but then they had a vote in 1972 and Colorado voters rejected it.


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[Assistant] They said it would be too costly, create pollution and increase the state's population.


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[Assistant] Which outweighed the potential boom to the economy. I was watching 60 minutes and they talked about how, how these places, now I think it was real sports with Bryant Gumbel, but all these cities who have Olympics, they always


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[Assistant] It's terrible for the city once the Olympics are over. Because they spend billions and billions of dollars building all these huge stadiums.


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[Assistant] I guess that's true and I, I don't, I don't know about Atlanta was fun.


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[Assistant] I feel like there were stories about Atlanta at first. I mean it really hurt their budget because they spent so much money on it. I think they put in a lot of toll roads in Atlanta to pay for stuff and then once they got it paid off they just kept those toll roads. I don't know.


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[Assistant] But yea, you're right. I mean, maybe some of these other countries, but they're always major cities that have them, but they spend so much money.


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[Assistant] I think, I mean, I'm sure the Olympic committee, I guess chips in, but I think, yeah, if you bid to host the Olympics, you're willing to either say we've got the stadiums already or we'll build them by, cause you know, they approve them like 10 years out. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And ironically, the US Olympic Committee is located in Colorado.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess I don't know how all the funding comes, but I think the majority comes from that city or state.


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[Assistant] Colorado is the number one state for skiing. Colorado Ski Hall of Fame is in Vail.


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[Assistant] Colorado touches, uh, at one point Arizona, New Mexico and Utah. And so there's a four corners monument that you can go to and stand in four states at one time.


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[Assistant] Best two out of three. I was going to drive somewhere. I don't. It's a whole thing. Uh, Denver's called the mile high city cause it's exactly one mile above sea level. That worked out. And uh, in fact, the 13th step.


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[Assistant] Of the Colorado State Capitol has a plaque. It's 5,280 feet above sea level. So it's a tourist attraction. People go see this step on the state capitol. To be exactly one mile.


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[Assistant] I feel like for hundreds of years, they've had a way to know how tall, like the mountains, think about the.


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[Assistant] There was a woman who survived a plane crash. She fell from.