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[Assistant] It's tough to come by these days. It's tough to come by, you know. I do think there might be a helium problem. I think Laura sent me a thing. We're not going to see there's a helium shortage. There's a, like, we might run out of helium.


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[Assistant] Don't you dig underground for it? What is the helium problem?


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[Assistant] No, that's just what's in the balloons, helium, y'know.


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[Assistant] Cause we're doing, oh, yes. So it's like, it is funny to think.


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[Assistant] That there's a helium shortage and you know, it's like we're, we're too, it's too much balloon stuff. And we go, Hey, we need these for like real things. And it's like, but my.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It would, that is, that's tough. You think we'll just hide the bib and you're like, yeah, but you have to, you know, where are you going to put it? You would need to have someone. Maybe get a few ponchos that you put in your pocket. You would need to have someone help you.


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[Assistant] And then they need to have just, they need to have a shirt and then you're just kind of keep popping in and out.


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[Assistant] Uh, Abigail sent me something about the first Olympics, like there was like, uh, there was all kinds of stuff with they like cheating. Like one guy was on drugs and one guy was on, one guy took a cab.


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[Assistant] Like there was- In the first Olympics? Yeah. In Greece? In an article. Or some Olympics. I don't know about the first one, but.


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[Assistant] Well, I've got a few more. Look up, see if you can find like the Olympics cheating. Like if there's a, there was a. Cab, pexy cab.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was like a first, I don't even know.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I remember why I watched it. Cause it was like, this kid was ridiculous. He's so tall. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause he wasn't as good. I think there's a lot of stuff like that with baseball where they think people.


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[Assistant] Like you hear them asking people's ages and it's hard to find their age and, uh, I, I do think like, you know, the birth certificates are kind of crazy and, you know, cause it is that it's crazy to be like, if this kid is this good and he's just two years older.


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[Assistant] I mean, he was the star, the, like, I mean, it's, see, it's like those kind of stories are just like...


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[Assistant] Kind of going away, like it's like, or not going away, but there's just, you hear about every single thing. And back then,


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[Assistant] It's, you know, like that said, that balloon boy was like, I don't know. It's like, you know, you had the baby Jessica and the whale and you had like, you know, stuff that's terribly sad, like, but they get her out and you're all watching it and the whole world's watching it and you're.


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[Assistant] But I, I, I think we care. I don't, I don't, I think the, I always just think the people like in the media and the, the, the people that run like what you're going to see, they're obsessed with like, uh,


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[Assistant] Social media and they think all this stuff's real and they think it's the most important thing because that's all they're looking at.


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[Assistant] And so then they think, well no one cares about this, and so they're-


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. And it's like, you're watching those kinds of stories. I mean, maybe we're not getting, falling down, you know, getting stuck in places as much anymore, but the balloon thing- We're lucky.


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[Assistant] No, it was North Face. I was at the Bass Pro Shop in Memphis. Oh yea, the pyramid. Yea, and I saw it and I was like, alright, hey bear.


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[Assistant] I mean, how quick he, the bear like goes past him and then how quick he gets back up to him is insane. And he kind of punches it in the face.


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[Assistant] Yeah, deers would be, that is true though. Deers, deers can move quick.


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[Assistant] Maybe they take up so much room, but it is, you think, you gotta, for a bear, you almost, you gotta get it going.


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[Assistant] So there's not a quick juke, it's a committed juke.


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[Assistant] Go to the right and the bears like, look at this guy. And then maybe a spin.


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[Assistant] I like a spin. I don't know if they've ever seen a spin. Cause I don't know if deers can go backwards. Can deers go backwards? I never, no one knows.


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[Assistant] That's your regular snake. That's like just, uh, and maybe it's not, I don't know, but like if you're just like in Australia, those are the brown steak is like one of them is it's always like either one or two deadly snakes. And that's, and it likes to hide in your garage. It's not, you know, we get.


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[Assistant] You get like gardeners saying blacks, like that stuff like that likes houses, but they're, golly man. A brown, your brown snake is like, no, that snake just likes- It's like every day. Every day. You see one. Is the deadliest snake on the planet.


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[Assistant] I don't think I've seen Harry Potter. I think I've seen one, but I don't remember.


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[Assistant] Would he show up if you said his name?


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[Assistant] I think they're little so you don't, like it wouldn't be, uh,


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think what animal would be scariest.


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[Assistant] You'd almost have to think about what ones have not been Disney movies.


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[Assistant] That, you know, cause you'd be almost like in your head, you're like, you know, I was like, get a monkey. Then you're like, well, you've seen monkeys talking, an elephant, like what animal, you know, would be the, yeah, some of the spiders.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe it is something that you can't see. And if you realize like, oh, this is how many are, and there's so many of them that you would be like, and you're hearing them in your house.


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[Assistant] And you're hearing them behind everything and everything you, every door, maybe a spider, every door you open is what you're doing later on. It's just normal conversations. You go, golly guys, you guys are here. Here it comes. Here it comes. You know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, your dog could be, maybe not scary, annoying. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He walks in, hello. Yeaah. And you go, I thought you were...


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[Assistant] And they have press conferences. A dog would be tough for people because they would be, they would just, you know, or a cat, cat would maybe be bad because a cat would, I think they would enjoy watching your life crumble.


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[Assistant] I mean, if we're making it up, I would assume that that's more fun. I mean, I don't, I guess if you go the other way, it's just not as, there's no conversation to be like, no, they're like babies. And you're like, what are we doing? So they're just like normal, like they are now.


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[Assistant] That's what I mean, like spiders, spiders are everywhere and they hide. So spiders all started talking in here. And what do they say? Like they fall in your mouth. Yeah. They're like, Hey, you ate my brother last night. Yeah. And you go, I was asleep. Don't blame it on me. But it's there. If you could just hear chatter.


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[Assistant] Then you would just be like, you couldn't, it doesn't matter, you couldn't walk into a room.


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[Assistant] I still hear people, control would be like, he, they go, we can't get all of them, you know, and then, and then maybe they do get them all. And then you just slowly through the night, just hear them in the morning and now you're like back to full force. They're right back.


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[Assistant] Alright. Alright, uh, that's it. Oh, go check out our buddy Mike James. Uh, very funny comic, national comic, got the dry bar that just came out.


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[Assistant] Yeah. All right. Uh, all right. As always, y'all have stuff you're going to be.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, yeaah, I'm out, I'm out everywhere, uh, just go to the website. Pennsylvania, Ithaca this week, Pennsylvania, uh, Philly, Roanoke, Asheville, uh, and it's all.


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[Assistant] It's all up there. So, uh, all right. As always, we love you everybody. Have a great day, week, all this stuff.


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[Assistant] Thanks for tuning in. Be sure to catch us next week on the Nateland Podcast.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He didn't send a text to go. I know, man. Thinking of you, brother. Yeah. Thinking of you. Yeah. Hang in there. We're praying for you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's very up to date. Very up to date. I mean they got some recent jokes in there. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Ron Braun Center in Huntsville. That was great.


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[Assistant] Do you think if Dusty was with you, when you left, they'd be like, no, you stay here. You're with us.


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[Assistant] I was in, yeaah, I was with you and that's why the Braun Braun Center is so big. I drove down separately, got there, thought plenty of time.


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[Assistant] I went in the back door, Tony is this guy said, yeah, we're just coming in and couldn't find anybody. I thought I'll just stand on stage. So then I'll know I don't stage quite a while. And then all these women's keep coming in. And I finally asked like, um, what is this? And they're like, this is the sound of music. I was on the, on the wrong stage.


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[Assistant] For quite a while, just loading it as they load in for the sound of music, so.


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[Assistant] Von Trapp? Yea. And Von Trapp and the Von Braun Center.


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[Assistant] Oh and I was with Henry Cho, uhm, Friday night in Ringo, Georgia and he takes questions from the audience and someone asks, when are you going to be on Nate Land again?


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[Assistant] Look at that. And then he did a VIP afterwards, meet and greet, and the guy wore a Batesville t-shirt. Oh really? With my face on it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's. Well, it's like in television, they don't, they, if they count you down, it's usually five, four, three.


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[Assistant] And then they point, they don't say two, one, so you don't get caught doing it.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, you know, last week, pre-recorded in last week, you had your Vandy gear on and, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, we're like, I'm like, we're bowl bound and you're like, I don't jinx us, but I'm feeling good. And Tristan put the score up while we were saying all that. Oh really? So it's showing up Tennessee winning 56 to nothing while we're like, I don't know. I feel pretty good about it.


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[Assistant] He's like, that's all you said about it. And then he made a valid point about we're watching football. And he's like, a play lasts three to four seconds. And then there's like a 45 second wait for the next play in football where in soccer it's, there's always something happening.


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[Assistant] After every four seconds, you need a break.


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[Assistant] And football players fake too, but if a team's marching down the field, the defense will just collapse, just slow it down.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Yeah. Alright, thank you. Yeah. You look like the bad guy from the first Mission Impossible.


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[Assistant] We had so many people say, I can't listen to this anymore. I'm too involved in it. You guys are just upsetting me, but Milton took it in stride.


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[Assistant] I guess they have an emir. I said king last week, but someone said it's an emir who's the ruler.


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[Assistant] I think when we went, Ricky had some weapons on him and he just flipped a something in there like, Oh, come on through. Yeah. Ricky's got a pass. He's got a bag.


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[Assistant] And isn't that where, uh, Matt Damon's character in Good Will Honey was in January at MIT? Sure.


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[Assistant] Well, we're going to make it fun. Alright, so today, uh, this, this comes out as Pearl Harbor Day. Ooh, okay.


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[Assistant] That's about all I had. Pearl Harbor day. And so, so I would be willing to bet that most Americans, myself included, did not know why Japan attacked us at Pearl Harbor.


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[Assistant] Okay. They were mad about us using forks? Good guess, but no. Nope.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't know. I'm sure there's shovel. I'm sure there's Seinfeld joke. He goes, it's the Chinese, but oh yeah.


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[Assistant] That's what I would think most people would guess. I thought I was going to be in the other category. I'm in the most people category.


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[Assistant] So, uh, Japan had his own little war going on with China, which is kind of crazy.


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[Assistant] Germany had its own war going on in Europe. Japan was trying to take over the South Pacific and they were fighting with China and taking over some other islands.


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[Assistant] So the only thing they felt like could really stop them was the United States' fleet of Navy ships in the South Pacific.


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[Assistant] So they're like, we go take them out, nobody's gonna get in our way.


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[Assistant] So they did a surprise attack because they thought we can't beat them head to head, but if we surprise attack, take out their fleet, then they won't be able to stop us.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's crazy. Over 2000 men were killed that day.


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[Assistant] All right, let's get into some fun stuff then right out of the gate. All right. Yeah. Uh, I was going to thought we'd talk about Hitler a little bit. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well after Pearl Harbor, this guy here, uh, in America came up with an idea to strap miniature bombs to bats and drop them over Japanese cities.


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[Assistant] And it made it to the desk of Franklin Roosevelt and he's like, you know what? This isn't a bad idea. Let's look into it. Everybody thought it was crazy, but he liked it. So.


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[Assistant] He assigned the Air Force to try to make this happen.


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[Assistant] So the first job they had to do was figure out what species of bat would be best to use. Not the one that has COVID. Right, yes.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so they started, they stopped everything, they were, this is the US Air Force in the middle of a war, stopped everything we're doing, start traveling around the country trying to figure out what type of bat to use to strap miniature bombs to.


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[Assistant] Uhm, so they visited thousands of caves and, and, and a bunch of mines. They finally settled on the Mexican Freetail Bat. Freetail Bat. Mexican Freetail Bat. It was the most plentiful type of bat.


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[Assistant] And they said these Japanese buildings were mostly, uhm, wooden, so they, they have the bat land on it, bomb goes off, causes chaos. That was their plan. So then they gotta get permission from the National Park Service to


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[Assistant] Even back then, it's the U.S. government, gotta get permission from the park service to collect these bats. Thousands of retail bats.


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[Assistant] So they caught, they catch it with some nets and now they got to experiment. Nash Parks was like, yeah, that's fun. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So the bats can only carry roughly their own body weight, which to me is pretty impressive. They seem like it's a bad thing. I mean, they can.


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[Assistant] That means like, if you carried another 165 pounds on your back.


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[Assistant] Uh, so then the plan was, take them up in an airplane, fly them over Japan, drop them from a, some type of carrier, on a, from a, a parachute.


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[Assistant] And keep, they said keep the airplane really cold because then the bats will hibernate and they won't cause them a trouble while they're flying there.


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[Assistant] Uh, so they start testing it, and the plan was, drop him in a carrier. After the carrier gets to a certain level, the door opens.


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[Assistant] So the bats were supposed to wake up while they're falling and then they were going to release them right at dawn. That's when bats roost. They would all land on these Japanese buildings and after 30 seconds the bomb would detonate and it caused chaos. So they tested it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, out in New Mexico and the bats kept not waking up. They would just hit the ground still asleep. Would the bomb go off?


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[Assistant] One time the bomb went off and burned an air base in New Mexico, caught it on fire.


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[Assistant] Uh, so it was called Project X-Ray by the way. So they kept trying. They created fake Japanese cities at test sites in Utah. But uhm, it just never would. Something kept happening. The bats wouldn't cooperate.


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[Assistant] Well, it didn't work. They never even tried it. Finally, they were like, let's just move on. This is another guy's guy. I got another idea. How about atomic bombs? So...


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[Assistant] It never happened. That's where they went from bat bombs to atomic bombs. Yep. They started. They're like, these little bombs aren't going to work. Is that real?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's real. I mean, I'm not saying it was quite like that, but they were also working on Atomic Bomb. These bats weren't cooperating, they kept dying when they hit the ground, so they're finally like, let's just give it up. They were frozen!


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[Assistant] Let's try ours first. Well, uh,


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[Assistant] In Britain, they had a one called Operation Mincemeat.


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[Assistant] And this, there's a Netflix movie about this that came out this year. So they, uh, wanted to attack Sicily, but they wanted to trick the Germans into thinking they were actually going to attack Greece, so the Germans would lower down the guard. So they found a homeless guy.


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[Assistant] We died from eating rat poison and they put, uh, uh, officer uniform on him.


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[Assistant] And then they put a bunch of like, stuff on him, looked like he was a real person. And then they also put some secret plans in his pocket, like, hey, we're about to tag.


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[Assistant] That's right. Uhm, so they were trying, the British were trying to deceive the Germans. They wanted to attack Sicily, they wanted the Germans to think they were...


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[Assistant] Alright, they found a homeless guy who died from eating rat poison. I'll explain that to you later, Dusty, after the 30 seconds. So they dressed him up as an officer.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, they put a bunch of stuff on him to make him look like, you know, he's like legit officer, like put like a, uh,


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[Assistant] Theater stuff where you just been and a watch and stuff like that. And they also put some plans in there that said the British were going to attack Greece.


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[Assistant] So uhm, so then they, they had to, they couldn't make it obvious, like they can't just drop the guy on Germany's doorstep, so they, so they had to,


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[Assistant] Take him out to the, uh, water and let him go and let him float up to Spain. Spain was neutral. They just put him in the water?


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[Assistant] They put him somewhere they knew he would wash up shore in Spain. And they put all this stuff on him.


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[Assistant] Uh, so they did this. They turned them loose in the water. It washed up on shore in Spain. Then they had a hope that Spain would do what they wanted, which was to give this stuff over to Germany and not just be like, oh, we found this guy and return him back to Britain. But Spain fell for it too. They did what they wanted and they gave the planet.


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[Assistant] Because he was listed as a British citizen, so I guess they would be like, Hey, we found this dead person. We don't know who he is. He's from your country.


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[Assistant] We were just speculating what if it didn't work, and then they're like, the plans are still there, but it worked, and Germany moved a lot of their troops to...


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[Assistant] Greece, cause they thought that's where they were going to go and then Britain invaded Sicily and the plan worked. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Well, here at home, some of this stuff made me feel a little bit better because, you know, that was known as the greatest generation.


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[Assistant] They went through the depression and the war and everyone stepped up and did their part. What if they would argue otherwise?


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[Assistant] That is probably true, but they're like, this guy can serve his country and do something, you know, I mean- Be part of the greatest generation.


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[Assistant] Well, they were called the greatest generation, which I would argue they were.


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[Assistant] You can't even wear a mask, the greatest generation stood up and did all this stuff, you know, gladly did all this stuff. Well, uh,


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[Assistant] During World War II, for part of the time, it was 35 miles per hour. And they called it victory speed. And there's signs, you can Google it, there's signs that, you know, the speed limit, 35 victory speed.


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[Assistant] And it was like, you know, we're doing this to victory in the war.


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[Assistant] To conserve gasoline and rubber. They felt like if you went slower it would burn less rubber. And people had to...


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[Assistant] Put stickers on their car to show what kind of job they had. If they had an essential, their essential worker that needed to drive more, you could go further miles per week than you could.


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[Assistant] You weren't supposed to be on the road just for fun, to conserve gasoline.


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[Assistant] They completely stopped making cars during World War II because all the automobile companies started making, uh, yeah, and tanks and stuff like that. So that's the other reason we're like, guys, we're not making new cars. So you better keep the ones you have.


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[Assistant] Well, when all the men went off to fight the war, the women went into the workforce to build a lot of this stuff. And that's how like Rosie the Riveter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Angela had a special where she did that. It was just kind of a symbol of women power and we can do it and stuff like that. So they went into the workforce.


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[Assistant] Well, let's get to that next. So sports got really up.


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[Assistant] Upended. I mean, it's pretty crazy that the greatest athletes of our time were finding a war.


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[Assistant] And in baseball especially, Ted Williams like actively fought.


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[Assistant] He won the Triple Crown and then the next year he's fighting their war.


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[Assistant] Crazy. Joe DiMaggio went too, but they kept him from serving.


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[Assistant] Why? They thought, I don't know what the difference between him and Ted Williams is, but what I read was he was such a national treasure. He asked to fight, but the powers that be kept him from active duty. Yeah. I mean, he was in the military, but didn't actively fight. Ted Williams are like, just. He's just like a mule they throw out there. Ted Williams is like, get on out of there. So they did create this women's baseball league.


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[Assistant] Now there's a series I haven't seen now called A League of Their Own. Probably not good.


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[Assistant] What they don't say in the movie is, there were some differences. The ball was the size of a softball.


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[Assistant] And then once the guys came home, the women went back in the kitchen.


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[Assistant] Well, she finished their season. She finished the season. Yeah. I think she quit.


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[Assistant] In football, college football, there was so much disruption, uhm, that they had to play the Rose Bowl in North Carolina.


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[Assistant] Mainly that was because Pearl Harbor just happened. They're like, we don't need to be that close to the west coast where somebody could attack us. So they played the, uh. Should we go cancel the game?


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[Assistant] I looked just because I thought that might've been when Vanderbilt claimed theirs. I was hoping it would be. Vanderbilts was in 1921 and 1922, which is even better because that's when the pandemic was going on when they're probably like the only team playing. Yeah. Look at that. We did it though.


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[Assistant] In the NFL, there were so few players that weren't in the war, they combined some teams. So the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles became the Stiegels.


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[Assistant] Oh, I forgot that Operation Mincemeat, the, one of the guys who came up with the idea was Ian Fleming, creator of James Bond.


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[Assistant] Previous episode, the spies episode that he knew a guy that tipped the US off or tip US off about Pearl Harbor, but nobody listened to him.


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[Assistant] There's a conspiracy theory that they knew Pearl Harbor was going to happen, but the US wanted to go to the war, but people at home were like, no, we don't want to go to war. So they let it happen to have a reason to go to war.


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[Assistant] We haven't talked about Hitler, but there's conspiracies about how he really died, which I'm assuming you know all about.


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[Assistant] Well, I think he escaped from there, right? And then he came here and helped us.


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[Assistant] Well, it's hauntful. I mean, uh, Volkswagen was started, that company was started by the Nazis.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and then last week, Alison, it's learning Alison Milano.


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[Assistant] Melissa Milano, she gave up her Tesla because of Elon Musk and said, I'm going to drive a Volkswagen now.


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[Assistant] But I guess if you're a scientist, you're not a, you're not making the laws. You're not, you know, coming up with that. You're just doing your science stuff.


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[Assistant] It's like, it's yeaah. So with Hitler, I mean the common...


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[Assistant] Accepted thing is he did commit a suicide. He and his, his new wife and they burned their bodies. And, uh, but when they did a recent


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[Assistant] Autopsy or DNA or something on part of the skull, it came back to.


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[Assistant] Be it, not him, a woman or something like that. So there's these conspiracy theories. One, that he escaped to South America, like you said, Argentina. There's another one, Dusty, that, uh, the Nazis were really into Hollow Earth.


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[Assistant] And that they all escape to Antarctica, this hollow earth. I just really left that open for you to tell us about it.


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[Assistant] I was watching this history movie called Godzilla vs King Kong. Yeah. And that's what happened. They took King Kong down to Antarctica and I think he went into his.


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[Assistant] Uh, there were some rumors that the Nazi, I thought we were going to have a lot more on holoware, so. So we're kind of at the end.


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[Assistant] There were rumors that the Nazis had developed a death ray that could kill soldiers from a long distance.


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[Assistant] So the British offered a prize for whoever could zap a sheep from a hundred paces.


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[Assistant] Back then, that's kinda how like, the paces was a big thing.


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[Assistant] But no one, no one could do it, but while experimenting, they invented radar, which helped them defeat the Germans. Cause now they could spot.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't know what I put, but I let people know I'm out there. I hope you, but yea.


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[Assistant] Uh, but January, my January 6th show got moved to January 7th. I think they had something else going on the 6th. But, uh, no, January 7th now in Atlanta at, uh, ASW whiskey exchange. Please come to that January 7th and January 28th. I'm in Waukesha. I think I'm saying that right. Waukesha, Wisconsin.


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[Assistant] At Fox River Christian Church with Johnny W and Darren Strebelow, three of us there. So take us on sale for that.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast today with Dusty Slay, uh, Aaron Weber.


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[Assistant] And a new guest with breakfast, Little Breakfast.


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[Assistant] Hello folks. Hello folks. Hello. We got a little, little visitor about a year, it was roughly a year ago.


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[Assistant] I still don't believe it. Uh, look at you. She's a good size. She's getting big. Uh, so yea. She's doing great. She's doing great. We wanted Eleanor to say hi to everybody.


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[Assistant] She was born with those headphones on. Uh, alright, alright, we're passing her off to Abigail. Uh, Eleanor, she would have been put her out back in the car.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would think, you know, growing up, you guys are four ads. Yeah. NASCAR, you know. Yeah, NASCAR is advertised.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they really figured it out. It's almost so much advertising that it takes out the advertising. Like you don't think about it.


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[Assistant] Cause it's just, it's, that's what it is. It's the bud car.


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[Assistant] Well, people like the cars. You know. And they.


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[Assistant] It was a lot. I remember seeing a lot of that too. People didn't want to see it.


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[Assistant] My old one, I remember, uh, the Elvis being alive. Like the big conspiracy about that.


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[Assistant] I remember that. I mean, I don't know, but like, I distinctly remember it being like on Unsolved Mysteries or something. It was, I know it's still going, but it was, it was on like main TV, like they were Izzy Alive and all that kind of stuff. Like I do, I remember, uh, a big debate. Now I feel like it would be.


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[Assistant] You know, conspiracy or something and, but you'd have to read about it and be like, he almost, he, he could still be alive, but it would, he'd be very old. But back then it was like, oh yeah, they were like, oh, we think, I mean, I remember seeing on.


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[Assistant] Record TV, like, they're showing video of like him in Florida or something, or in Hawaii.


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[Assistant] I thought it was NFL. I mean the fact that you know that guy and he coached at Alabama Airborne of the major league football. MLF. MLF. I mean I've never even heard of that.


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[Assistant] Interesting. Yeah. Wow. We're getting into it. Yeah. Deep.


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[Assistant] It still seems to be the same there, actually when you look at it. What do you mean? Unless there's letters and they put the numbers on the left and then the numbers are on the right. That's still three and four.


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[Assistant] You got, I tell you what boys, I go record this game. I feel it. And then boom, immediately knocked out. Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it's, it's, people are, I mean, again, it's actually a great business model to be like, we're fine with you canceling. Just walk in the door. And you're still like, no.


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[Assistant] I mean, they're doing stuff that's like, look, we don't even, like, stay, don't get helping. We're fine with it.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think it's great. Uh, yeah, it's good to have everyone back. It's good. Yeah. We're all back. It is. It is good to be back in the game. Yeah. Uh, let's start with the comments this week. Uh, David Brooks.


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[Assistant] While driving to work this morning, I was getting honked at and flashing bright lights on me. I got to my exit and then they pulled up to my side door, rolled down the window and just said, Hey bear.


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[Assistant] I just gave my hello folks. We both laughed and they made my day pretty sweet. All from a NateLand podcast sticker on my truck. We're having a good time. We're having a good time. Thanks folks. That's fun.


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[Assistant] Did, uh, you know, I was thinking when you flash light at, uh, for a cop, like to save a cop, do you flash your high beams or do you turn them off then on? What do you mean flash?


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[Assistant] You know, like if you're, yea, like if you're saying like, hey, there's a cop up here, so you're, you're warning to another car. Oh, okay, yea. Like you just flash your high beams, right? Just do like three times. Yea, you don't turn them off and on.


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[Assistant] It's like a known thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cause they're trying to do that. Yeah, that's crazy. But they shouldn't be allowed to do that. That's what I'm saying. That's why the whole town was funded, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] That's what you should talk to them about.


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[Assistant] Right? Uh, when you get over the bridge, I'm talking about going the other way, but yes, right when you get over the bridge and start coming through Old Hickory, it would be, because Lakewood had, at one point they had their own police department. So they're only policing like almost to that bridge, to like Hermanage Golf Course.


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[Assistant] So I mean, they're every, I got tickets, my brother got, everybody got tickets cause they would, they didn't really have, there wasn't a ton, ton to do cause it's like this police force that's not having to go that really that far. So you would just notoriously get tickets.


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[Assistant] Still, yeaah. I like the idea of like flashing lights to let someone know a cop's there. There's like something kind of, uh, it's like a... It's the camaraderie among strangers. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's beautiful here. Angela Wade. I love, I love how every episode peels back another layer of dust.


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[Assistant] So he's got the trailer park backstory, uh, is a member of an HOA, loves conspiracy theories, listens to Taylor Swift's song, Shake It Off, and is a person of faith. I'm here for all of it, more please.


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[Assistant] Nate had given up on love but was on the dating app Bumble looking for a wedding date as a joke.


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[Assistant] In her opening line, she asked who my top three favorite comedians were and you were the first name we both listed.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah? Yeah. All right. We made it. Uh, congrats, Matt. And, uh, you're a lovely lady. Uh, Kaylee Lund. Kay-Kay-Kay-Kayla Lund.


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[Assistant] Kayla. That's a tough one. I go to movie theater. It's just K-A-L-A, but it's hard. Kala. Kala. Could be Kala Lund. Uh, I go to movie theaters just to get popcorn. They often ask me for my ticket and I say, I'm just here for popcorn. Dusty, I know how much you love popcorn. Have you tried this very fun way to elevate a movie at home?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I think she's going for a vibe, and the vibe when she goes home is like, you got real popcorn from home. So then you watch the movie at home.


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[Assistant] I mean, so what if she doesn't believe in microwaves either? So that's why she doesn't.


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[Assistant] Chris Nicholas. It would be great to have Nate's movie review as a weekly segment. I think we're already there. We're already there. I'm trying to think. Would I watch The Ledge? Well, I just talked about The Ledge last week. I didn't watch anything last night. Uh, did I?


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[Assistant] No? Hold on. Hold on. I'm trying to think. Did I watch something? This is the segment. Oh, I started watching the new Scream again. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I started watching it. You're never going to watch Shawshank, huh?


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[Assistant] Uh, I see it on sometimes and it's like... You can't watch it on TV, you gotta watch it.


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[Assistant] If we can, we can watch it one day, maybe we're all watching. And then, uh, you know, we could critique it. We could do a breakdown. And we could all go, ooh, you gotta watch this part. Yeah. We could do that. Watch this part. Really watch this. Watch this. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a chance it's going to be the best ever. I get it. But I just haven't seen it. Okay. But Scream, uh, luckily I already forgot it so I don't remember who the killer is. I think I do know and so I didn't finish it and I gotta record it. I'll rap through it again tonight. Uh, Kat Rockwell.


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[Assistant] Curious if there is a difference between dirty and crude in comedy.


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[Assistant] I think if you're doing one, you're probably doing the other. I mean, I guess crude could be, you're just mean, mean-spirited.


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[Assistant] No comic would just say that someone's a crude comic. Crude is, it would be a word that someone would use to describe comedy that's not into comedy. That's true. They would be like, I don't like it because I feel like it's very crude. But a comedian would just say dirty, you're not dirty. That'd be it.


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[Assistant] Uh, Nathan Martin, my mom was at Kohl's. She worked at Kohl's. My mom worked at Kohl's.


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[Assistant] My mom worked at Kohl's. It's like you saw the W in work and you're like, all right, well we're done with that one. We're done. We're going to Iz. My mom is currently at Kohl's right now. Uh, she worked there. The craziest return she ever had was when a guy returned a pair of jeans because they were dirty, torn, and stretched out. He wanted to exchange them for a new pair.


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[Assistant] I think Target's still pretty crazy. They're pretty good about it. Oh yeaah. I think that was more of a you thing.


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[Assistant] I was too nice about it. I should have went in yelling. I don't know if that was it either, but it was, this is you.


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[Assistant] Did you have the receipt? No. No receipt, just walked in with a, with a


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[Assistant] They were looking out for you in the end. So all can go that long. Who knows? We'll find out. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be an interesting thing. Uh, yeah, I can't believe they.


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[Assistant] Do that. Cole's like, how long has Cole's been around? Feels like it's been forever, but I don't, it wasn't, I wasn't a kid. I don't remember it. It just like popped up and then it's like, that's all anybody talks about now.


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[Assistant] Up until my junior year of high school, one of our men's bathroom had two toilets and one stall.


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[Assistant] No divide or anything. Those two toilets were also the only toilets in that bathroom. It was not uncommon to walk into the bathroom and see four feet in the stall. This was 2017. Wow. One of our men's bathrooms had two toilets in one stall. Golly.


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[Assistant] I think they were standing. It's like, it's already saying four feet in this thing is they're standing.


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[Assistant] But I mean, you'd still see the feet who were sitting. No, I know, but I don't think they're, but you can see them when they're standing. So you're, this argument's kind of going nowhere. Uh.


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[Assistant] Just to say, it was just very funny for y'all to say, well you can still see them when they're sitting and go, I know, but you can see them when they're standing as well.


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[Assistant] But they could be sitting. It depends, they could be, but I'm just going off like-


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[Assistant] Okay. No, I think he's implying they're sitting. No, no, no, no, no. There's no way.


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[Assistant] Well the stall door is shut, so it is going to be, you're going to be shocked by it a little bit.


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[Assistant] What? Atmospheric. Atmospheric. Pressure changes. Enough overnight. Tire pressure can suddenly drop by five or six psi.


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[Assistant] So when people get in their cars to go to work, they suddenly have low pressure warnings that they didn't have before and they all.


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[Assistant] Converge on the same few air pump stations. He's saying over in the morning. I'm not doing this in the morning. I don't wake up. I'm not like running. Talk about when I went and got air. That makes sense. But I'm, I'm going at like.


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[Assistant] You know, the middle of the day, I'm not up there. It's not like a boom. I'm not, I'm not in morning traffic usually is what I'm saying. Right, right. But, but I'm in my own, I'm in my own world of traffic.


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[Assistant] Let it fill back up. You ever see like, cause you, cause you're, when you get on a different sleep cycle, you're around different people. So you see people that are on your sleep cycle.


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[Assistant] They're not, not that many suits that I see.


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[Assistant] The we they thing, when talking about sports actually, has been named.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure of the academic acceptance of it, but I learned from professor Berg and Korff. Berg.


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[Assistant] Basking in reflective glory, we kick their butt.


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[Assistant] And corf, slash corfing is cutting off reflective failure. They couldn't get it together today.


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[Assistant] They go, oh, you're burging right now. Is that what you would say to someone?


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[Assistant] They go, we won today and they go, don't quit being a burger. And then you're like, well, they lost. And you're like, all right, now you're a court, now you're corphing me all over the place. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I got this jacket on. This is, uh, John Augustine gave it to me. It's a Vanderbilt. It's like a, it's a captain's jacket or something. Like it's, or no, it's something, it's special.


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[Assistant] Anchors up. He told me what it, uh, means and I'm blanking on it right now, but I know it means a lot to him. Okay. And I own it now. That's cool. Yeah. So, there's no, it's a one on one. They don't really, you don't, you can't go get this.


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[Assistant] What's the point of it? Uh, no one made it for me. And I have John's body type. Yeaah. Now.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Relative. We did do very good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We're struggling now though, but that's, that's how you would say it. Mary Linda Thieu.


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[Assistant] I don't want to dive in the weeds of it, but I'm not a fan. I don't know. I laugh at my own jokes sometimes, but not history.


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[Assistant] No, no. Yeah, you can look, I'll have little like, like little moments of laughter. I'm kind of laughing at how good the joke is doing. Like you laugh, you laugh at like, you can get kind of surprised by like, man, that guy's laughing hard and you kind of laugh and you're, you're just enjoying it. I'm doing the opposite. Yeah. I'm laughing at it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So you could have little stuff, but when the comic does it where it's hysterically and they can't get through the joke. Like if they're slapping the microphone on the knee, that's too much.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like, yeah, if they can't, it's, there's no way. You just tell these jokes every day. I've, I've, I've, I've laughed. I've never been enough where I can't get through a joke. That's insane. Uh, I don't even, that's, I was, yeah.


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[Assistant] And so like, it's, some comics can do it, it's kind of a performance kind of thing, where they're doing it to like, be like, I can't get, you know. But it's, they're, they're, they're, they can get through the joke. They told the joke every night. If you go watch them, go watch them multiple, they do it every show. So you tell me every night, you're like,


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[Assistant] But yea, if you laugh, you can be caught off guard. I can, like, I can laugh.


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[Assistant] I can hear someone laughing and they're laughing super hard and that makes me laugh. It's like the, it's the sound of joy that you're like, man.


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[Assistant] And then yeaah, or if you say something kind of funny, like off, you riff it and then you kind of laugh. But it's a very genuine kind of laugh, but yeaah, not being able to get through it.


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[Assistant] At the end, at the end of our group therapy session, we went around the room to say something we were looking forward to.


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[Assistant] The lady next to me said she was looking forward to seeing Nate Bargetzi. I said in December. She nodded her head and asked, are you going to? I'll be there. I replied. Unfortunately, we didn't talk about it more afterwards because everyone there has problems with anxiety, but comedy still brought us together in a way. That's nice. Uh, yeah, that's awesome. Come on out. That's y'all going. I'll be there. That's great.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't think, I mean, how much would y'all, more y'all would have talked about it? Right now? Yea, you- You kinda did it. I mean, yea, y'all could go, I mean, I see that you did exactly what it was and- We organized a ride together.


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[Assistant] You're not gonna, but I think they did it, you know, yeah, alright, I'll be there, alright, there we go.


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[Assistant] I got a subscription I'm eyeing right now. It's about to be at renewal and I'm really thinking over it.


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[Assistant] That was beautiful. That's fun. Yeah. Alright, this week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm a big fan of Cletus. Uh, that's awesome though. That makes it so funny. Brian Bates, musical artist. I'm a big fan of you. I can see.


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[Assistant] Ah. Oh, wow. Right. Hmm, Ireland, doing some work.


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[Assistant] Alright, so speaking of Cletus T Judge, this week we'll talk about superheroes. You're a superhero.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the rock is like, you almost think, you're like, is he all we got?


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[Assistant] It's just basically, I guess we just do the rock over and over again and we have him do other things.


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[Assistant] That's if someone, a lot of rocks, a lot of, we do a lot of the rock. I'll tell you that. That's what we do. The rock the most, you know, if someone flew down and aliens came, they go, what are y'all watch? We go, we watch the rock. We only watch the rock and we watch him do different, different things.


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[Assistant] He does all the remakes. He does all the remakes. You're like, who is it? He gets the rock. It's one guy. We make him do everything.


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[Assistant] I don't know who you would send to represent, like, uh, definitely not The Rock. But he's charming and...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but he doesn't, he's just a movie star in every movie. Like I don't think he.


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[Assistant] If you got a thing that's going to represent, that's, I mean, that's our giant man.


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[Assistant] He got, uh, I just said, he comes from a ton of money.


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[Assistant] Yeah, someone just told me that. I don't know. I don't know if that's true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, uh, I want to say, like it's, uh, cause we were talking about like, like actors that come from money, and uh,


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[Assistant] I'm trying to, I'm just thinking about who to send to represent America.


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[Assistant] If you want to go like, this kind of wraps it up. That's a Kid Rock.


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[Assistant] You go, uh, we got rap music, country, we're a little bit of everything. You go, here you go. You know, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, but like not a celebrity. Yeah. Come on now. I'll support it. Yeah. Don't send me. I'll be like, I don't believe that you're from another planet.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They go, they go, we already got you up here. Uh, you're who they've been abducting for years. A bunch of yous. I'll go up talking about Jesus. You know what I mean? You got to.


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[Assistant] Uh, you probably say historian or something, like someone that can tell you about everything. But if you, but if it is like you want them to represent, to be like this represents America, I don't think it's the wrong.


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[Assistant] No, I think it's like, just being like, you know, if it's like, probably a time capsule. If you had to send a time capsule of something and you're like, we want to send this, like, you know, they always said Seinfeld, the TV show would be like, watch that. That was like the 90s, like, or something.


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[Assistant] But if you had to send, say, a person in the time capsule, they'd be going, we're basically all this. I think David's paid. Yeah.


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[Assistant] David Spade dressed as Joe Dirt. That's how you send.


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[Assistant] So you gotta get some, but Spade could do both. Yes. Yeah. Spade could do both.


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[Assistant] I was, yeah. I be on some of that. I, I would think they're going to make fun of the South. She'll go, and then we have these other people. God, why do we sit in aliens? Like, yeah, we know about that. Oh yeah. The ones that they're the ones that see us all the time.


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[Assistant] And you go, can't get by em. Maybe that's why it says southern people are crushing it. Cause we don't let you buy.


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[Assistant] The UFOs. You get it together. You know?


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[Assistant] Yeah. And everybody else thinks they see something, but they're embarrassed. That's true.


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[Assistant] Wow, yeah. Yeah. Like your good eyes? Mhm. Like good raccoon eyes? Raccoons have good eyes?


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[Assistant] He goes, is this y'all's baby? Y'all's baby version is like this. He goes, nah, that's the end. That's the end of it. Jimmy Carter song.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know if I'll see. It seems to take someone. Who would, but I can't, like who represents just, it's gotta be a mix of everything. Gotta be a mix of everything.


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[Assistant] You want just, if you gotta think, California, to New York, to the south, to Montana.


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[Assistant] So I mean I understand the rock on likability, so like maybe we could all agree that we're like okay, cause everybody likes the rock.


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[Assistant] So I understand that. Tom Cruise. But for a country that is- I said Tom Cruise.


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[Assistant] I don't know if people get mad about that one. I think it's the corn. That was funny.


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[Assistant] It's the corn. We love corn. We love corn. Corn. Both sides. It's the corn.


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[Assistant] Alright, it's gonna be tough. Okay. This is Joe Rogan.


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[Assistant] But it would be... I mean, a lot of people listen to him.


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[Assistant] Uh, he was at, he was, Ronald Dawes is out there.


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[Assistant] Was that like, when Bo's, that was in the paper, that was... Oh, it was a big deal. It was a big deal.


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[Assistant] Superman's getting a bad rap, like it's like they keep trying to make those movies and I like Superman. Why do people not?


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[Assistant] These guys are right out of high school. He flies too now.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean, I think about that actually probably pretty often.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah. He kicks a football. Yeah. But it's like, I know he couldn't, but I think about it all the time. I'm like, can you imagine if you would have played? Like, it's just...


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[Assistant] I'm sure he was pretty good. I mean, Kansas, come on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta have a switch and you turn it off. It's gotta be modes. Yeah, it's like, you gotta just be, it's like probably jogging and running, like you just, and sprinting, like you just kinda go like, I'll just jog and then you're like, oh, got tech.


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[Assistant] Now Superman just... You just see him run and he's like bouncing like that. Like the first airplane taking off. He's like, I almost got it.


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[Assistant] Uh, I saw, like, uh, Matthew McConaughey on Instagram, and like, posted about who he liked superheroes, and I just saw him read it, and he said the Hulk.


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[Assistant] But like with him, everything he says, it's like a whole thing. Like it just, it like goes, he's like, I like the Hulk. He goes, cause I mean, I didn't even watch it. I only saw two seconds. Cause I can't, I can't, this can't be some message.


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[Assistant] He could be, he could be someone you send. That could actually be.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, he does, he's interesting, he's like, he's not like totally, cause, cause,


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[Assistant] It's like all this big thought out and you wanna just be like, oh my gosh, I just wanna, I should've never said anything to you. Like I should've.


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[Assistant] Do you want rice? That's what I meant to ask. What do you want to eat?


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[Assistant] The seed of who I am translates. I think I'm trying to shut down Instagram.


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[Assistant] That say that? Like, or not shut it down, but I need to just, as a- You talked about it. I talked about it. On the podcast? No, off camera. Off the record. I'll bring it on the record. I'm trying to, it's, uh, cause I think it makes you think, like cause I'm trying to create a new act.


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[Assistant] And it makes you think, uh, like kind of short. Like, uh, you're, it's very quick. You think quick, you're looking for jokes. Like you just think of like, uh, this is a funny quick thing. Like it's not like an act. And your mind is like, just kind of like, just like kind of devouring that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, just watching it. Like I think it's like getting me into like you think everything thinks quick. So then I'm like, well, I need to like not be on it. Cause, uh, at least until, you know, my special comes out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I, like, I'm not trying to make it for Instagram, but when you're watching...


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[Assistant] Like kind of like a metal around him. Oh yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, we did, uh, I posted it on Instagram, but YouTube, we did like a haunted.


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[Assistant] Or that if it is Honda or something like that, but then it was like talking to him, you're like, eh.


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[Assistant] The ghosts have a lot of weakness. The fact that you can just go, whatever the thing they are, you can be like, I'll just put you outside and they're like, all right.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Stuff that I think, you know, Superman, that age group is going through with their kids. That kind of like, he's like, I'm in the protest now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just figured his ice caps were melting. Okay. Go ice.


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[Assistant] The new one says that's what we should do. And you go, yeah, but you should, you can do it. And he goes, I don't, I shouldn't have to do it. Right, right. Cause he doesn't feel it. Right. Yeah. Cause he could be anxious.


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[Assistant] That's what they should do is create a new Superman that's, he's like, I don't, I just don't like going fast. And they go, okay, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, isn't crypto, that's what hurts him too. And so he calls it dog crypto.


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[Assistant] He's just gone. Throw a ball, he goes and gets it in California. What is the point of a cape? Cause this dog has a cape.


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[Assistant] I think it's a advertisement. Cause otherwise you're like, well, is that Superman or is that just Joe Blow up there?


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[Assistant] I would, uh, I'd wear a cape, but I'd have some sleeves.


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[Assistant] He always wore the suit under. Superman would wear it. But that would be, uh, you know, does he ever take it off?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You gotta put that on in the morning, it's super tight.


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[Assistant] But I guess he's so strong that like when he pulls socks, it's just, he does it so much faster.


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[Assistant] Cause you just, there's a phone booth right there, where you're not, you're not gonna go in a phone booth, change? If you, if you wanted to change, and you saw a phone booth, I think you'd go in. Feel a little comfortable. Little modesty there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if I, you didn't want me to know you're the guy that is the guy. Yeah, well jump up to the moon real quick, change and then.


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[Assistant] You could say, well, there's multiple people in that bathroom. See a phone booth though is, you're, you're like, wait a second. I saw Clark go in there and he goes, no he didn't. He goes, I walked to that phone booth, there's 15 people in there. He goes, go in there.


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[Assistant] I mean how much, that dude had so much money. I think that'd be awesome. That was, he was a corporation. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like that's what's crazy, but it was like he was versus now it's corporation. But like that guy, just to be able to be like, I'll buy Marvel, didn't he buy all the Beatles?


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[Assistant] I kinda remember this. It would have all been worth it. It would have totally been worth it. I like Spiderman a lot. I like Spiderman too.


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[Assistant] Superman's not. That's his- I'm talking about Spider-Man. Oh. Oh, you're saying all the Spider-Mans are- Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you should be dealing with, you still shouldn't have your head wrapped around you being, shooting webs out of your own body.


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[Assistant] That you should be like, god, I wanna go on this date with this girl. You're like, yea dude, we're like four months ago, you were a regular person. So let's focus on...


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[Assistant] Every day should be like, I just, this is insane. Like, I mean, you should honestly not even remember that girl just cause she's, she's like, where you been? You're like, you don't know what I'm going through right now. A lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] Is that what they do? They always say that's what they did in comic books. Like did they used to do this in comic books or something? I don't know.


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[Assistant] As we say, it can solve a lot of problems. It can be solved that way for sure. It's probably a lot on his body. I think it was.


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[Assistant] Wow. I don't, I don't know who Black Widow is. Yeah, I don't know who it is.


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[Assistant] When was, uh, uh, yeah. When did that Tony, that one came out? Cause that was a big, I remember everybody going, it's crazy. 2019. I watched it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, cause I thought like, alright, maybe you go through them and you're like, you go, let's watch them all and go through them and see, you know, but it's like, yeah, you would, you can't have anything going on. See you in 2024. Yeah. You can't have anything going on.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's Star Wars. I mean Star Wars is doing, you know.


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[Assistant] It's just, they got that new thing and my brother, my dad and brother love it all.


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[Assistant] Imagine Superman in that one that came out. Yes, that's such a real, like, we brought Dusty in as a superhero.


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[Assistant] Does anybody, uh, tally up the damage? I feel like I've seen, heard about that or something. Like they go like, it would cost...


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[Assistant] Trillions of dollars, you know, if these superheroes did.


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[Assistant] Which is a deal. Yeaah. If you, I mean if you, but if you say he's gonna destroy earth, you gotta be like alright.


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[Assistant] Looks like it's pretty badly run.


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[Assistant] Like, could you just have like a regular garage and stuff like that somewhere? Could you live in New Jersey?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, that's like, you'd be building a new stadium every day. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that would be a, it would be a battle of just going, well, we could be frozen.


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[Assistant] And you go, I know, I know. Don't upset him. You gotta move. I mean, no one would, the crime would probably be gone because you would just, everybody would be like, we're just moving out of this.


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[Assistant] That's what killed it. That's what killed it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, probably. Fatale, I don't know. It's spelled F-A-T-A-L. Okay. Fatale would be, Madame Fatale would be too on that you're like, I don't know if I trust.


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[Assistant] You know, like how would you, if that was the name though, you go, you want some cookies from, uh, madam fatal? You're like, I don't know if I want, or you go fatale, you're like, yeah.


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[Assistant] He wants to be a superhero, but he doesn't have superhero powers.


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[Assistant] So then he dresses like a woman and then fights him just with his regular body.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's like superman. The speed thing would be tough though cause it would be like everybody probably knows and then you're on an airplane and you're like, wow, I can.


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[Assistant] Like flies like fast as I can run and you're like, so it would take me a week to get, you know.


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[Assistant] I would, I would choose... Well you would fly every, all your direction would be as a crow flies. As a crow flies. So you would be...


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[Assistant] So you could be, you could go see anything, like you could go see, uh,


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[Assistant] And you could go inside a prison or something. You could go inside a, like, you know, no one would know you're there. You could go. But imagine getting locked in and you're having trouble getting out. Think about the act you can do.


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[Assistant] You could, you'd be a Vegas act that would be a magic act that you would be the greatest. I mean, but also flying too, you'd be.


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[Assistant] You'd have to have your hand up the whole time. And that's the thing, when you get tired, then chaos would. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] And what, and how does he keep it up? Well, now he can't lower it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I imagine it's raining and you kind of get inside the door.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, everybody's pushed in, but they forget that your arms up and you get caught in the door. Like you got up.


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[Assistant] But then like at this point too, you're also like, well, I got a phone that we could just say it and then you hear it. That's true. And so then there's like right now you would just be like, kind of like, you're just expensive and we can have a phone.


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[Assistant] Like I'm saying as a superhero, you speak every language. I think you've got yourself out of a job. You no longer have a full time job. Cause we're just like doing phones and stuff.


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[Assistant] Get on top of a building and do stuff like you're, you gotta go, you gotta go see what everybody's doing. Like every day he's gotta be like, how is your day in 40 languages?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, but even if you, if that is your superpower, I just think you're nervous for work right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they would translate because you would get the references.


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[Assistant] I would think flying, flying would be, like I'm just trying to think, cause I was thinking speed would be fun too, to be super fast.


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[Assistant] Would be, it wouldn't be bad. It would be bad. If you can fly fast, I mean fly to your shows.


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[Assistant] Like get like that superpower. Yoda, right? The force. The force. Like just be the force. Cause then you're just like, you know, I'm like, want some more water. It's like, it just, I'm talking to you and it just starts pouring right here.


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[Assistant] Coming out, uh, next week, uh, so the week of the November seven, eight, something like that. Like it's that.


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[Assistant] The 9th. Uh, so yeaah, I'll be somewhere, maybe in Louisville, uh, bunch of places, Pennsylvania, all my stuff's up there. Where you guys at?


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[Assistant] That same day? I don't think so. November what? 16th. Uh, that was like a Thursday or something? I think it's a Wednesday. You find out you got bumped.


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[Assistant] All three of y'all. Look at y'all. And then, uh, yeaah. So I'll be in Memphis the 12th and 13th. You were in Memphis the weekend before.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the weekend before. Uh, yeah, that Bryce Jordan Center and State College PA, people come out to that. There's a, it's a big place. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, the club's great. Yeah. The club is one of my favorite clubs. Yeah. It's, uh, it's the, the ceilings, you're, the stage is higher and the ceilings, the ceilings lower and it's, uh, you just murder. Like it's just so the, you hear the laughs so great. It's, it's one of the best clubs in the country. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you should. Yeah. Yeah. That and Arlington Draft House is the other, it's another club there. They have to, DC's got two great, great clubs and like a bunch of other rooms. DC's got a good comedy scene. Yeah, for sure. Uh, all right, everybody. We love you. See you next week. Bye.


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[Assistant] It was a good time. Wherever we were at was really great.


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[Assistant] Kaymore locally used to be local, but it felt local. Did you buy it? Now someone sent this to me.


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[Assistant] And Kmart was, uh, you know, was a hot store. I mean, we go in there and they had, uh,


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[Assistant] It was much different there. You know, in Opel Eiko what, well maybe it's Auburn, but Kmart, they closed to Kmart.


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[Assistant] I wanted a larger font. You were giving Kmart. Kroger opened in 1883. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] That was a big part of the mall. I wonder what happened. Sears, Gafers, uh, JC Penney. That was the mall.


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[Assistant] That is the kind of diagnosis I like, where you don't have a lot of training behind it. But yea, I'm a fidgeter, but uhm, I got a lot going on, you know.


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[Assistant] Go over the threshold. Get burned up. See how far I can go. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I, I get a towel out there. They put one out there for me sometimes. I never use it, but I, the curtain hit my water bottle and I spilled some water on myself and I was able to clean up with a towel. That's how I approach the audience.


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[Assistant] I-I don't remember what gig it was. I think it was a, uhm...


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[Assistant] I think it was a room in Wichita, where it was a curtain, but it was loose.


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[Assistant] It hit a water bottle and it's, eh, you know, I'm wearing black anyway. It's not a big deal, but. Good thing you didn't have any Q-tips in your years. Right.


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[Assistant] No, no, you gotta get it out of the way. I mean, I thought for sure this bar I was doing comedy in would have someone move the curtain for me.


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[Assistant] Well, Aaron sent me this comment in a text and I was like, wow, I've never agreed with anything more.


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[Assistant] I've been saying that about Aaron for years.


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[Assistant] I don't know what that, actually I read this to someone else and I didn't know how to pronounce that word.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I love that pedantically. I don't know why we're having to define it with also another word that I'll need to look up in ostentatious. Kind of pretend.


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[Assistant] I like for people to do it when I'm with my wife so that my wife knows what's going on out here. Yea. You know what I mean? In the streets. I'll be like, you see what's happening here? Yea.


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[Assistant] So you just play lullabies, you don't sing them? Well I sing along sometimes.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't like that. Oh, that's awesome. I don't like that. I like that. Those waves coming off there.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, when I'm home, we don't really have anything to wake up for. That's true. I don't really have any.


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[Assistant] Only when I have to get up to go to the airport. That's the only time I have that on.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I love that. I love that the lie kept going and she was like ready. Like she was ready with the next one. Yeah. That's a great cop out.


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[Assistant] It's smart to think of that. Have a great rest of the evening.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the answer can never be yes and no. It's never that.


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[Assistant] What? I don't know. He just said they don't ossify and they go, so they don't have them. I go, or at least they just have not ossified.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, it's a knee, but it's, you know, it's not ossified when we all know what that means.


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[Assistant] I mean, especially this where he turns the phone around, cause now it's not like what you're talking about where you offer a tip and the guy goes, oh no, no, no. And you're like, no, I want you to have it. Now it's like a guy going, tip?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you have to. Yeah, you're like, oh no, now you're, now if I do tip you, it's because you forced me to tip you. You don't even feel good about it. You feel like you got me.


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[Assistant] But his last sentence really seals the deal here. But he can break into my house in seconds. So he got a tip.


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[Assistant] It's such a drag. I mean, I had such a fun time, but I was miserable. Really?


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[Assistant] You don't have to be fun, like when you're drinking all the time, you're almost like being fun for other people. But now I have fun all the time. I don't know that I'm more fun to be around.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in three months is a long time. I remember at one point I hit one month. I was like, all right, that's good. But I've done a month before and then I hit two months and two months was a real celebration because it was like, I had never, since I started drinking, had never gone two months without a couple of drinks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, celebrate. But in AA, which I didn't do, but uh, in AA they say they give you a chip at two months because that's the point where people start to say, alright, I know I can quit now.


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[Assistant] So I'll, you know, I'll go back to drinking because I know I can quit. And then it really sucks you back in.


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[Assistant] I got kicked out of a sushi restaurant and then I talk, I went over to another bar, had a beer.


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[Assistant] Came back, talked the bouncer into letting me back in. I said, I'm cool. I'm cool.


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[Assistant] And uh, and uh, and I go, he goes, all right. I was like, I'm cool now. And then I went right back to arguing with the person I was arguing with and got kicked out right away. I knew I wasn't cool. I was lying to the guy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I was at a, uh, uh, uh, what do you call the, uh, thing where you sit around the guys flipping shrimp and stuff. And with a bunch of people that I work with, I remember calling a guy out like right at the hibachi thing for no reason. I don't know what I was even calling him out about looking at me, you know?


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[Assistant] Possum would be pretty terrifying as a, as a sizable.


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[Assistant] That really blew me away, this picture of how small the rock looks next to Shaq.


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[Assistant] So with no gravity or low gravity like as on the moon, that feather just falls right on down. It'll just fall straight down. Even though there's no gravity. Oh, you think it should be slower?


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[Assistant] So you go from earth to space, from gravity to zero gravity. What's, uh, what's in between there separating zero gravity from gravity? Eight, nine, what do you mean? We just kind of pass through this barrier where there's all this gravity and then at some point


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[Assistant] You know, we just kind of bloop and now we're floating. Our atmosphere. So what is that?


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[Assistant] So, but the gases can hold in gravity, but not


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[Assistant] The gases are being held in by gravity. So they get, they reach right up to that point and then they're like, ah.


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[Assistant] Right, but what, why would this get this far, get this far away from the earth, right to the place where it's at zero gravity in the vacuum, but then not cross over to the other side?


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[Assistant] Well that's what I'm saying though, if we can pass right through it, how does these other things not? Why are they trapped? What's trapping them?


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[Assistant] How come when we pass through in a spaceship, it doesn't bust open that?


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[Assistant] Barrier and then all our oxygen seep out. Let's shut the door.


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[Assistant] So the gas is just there and you just kind of come up through it and then it just immediately seals back.


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[Assistant] But that's what I'm saying though, we have this, you know, this atmosphere that has all this oxygen for us that we need, but then just beyond what we're saying is nothing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, just beyond that is a place where no oxygen exists.


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah. So what keeps our oxygen in? Gravity. A dome. Yeah.


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[Assistant] The gases. So ga- the gravity holds in oxygen too?


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[Assistant] Is there any example that someone has created where it's gas surrounding, uh, oxygen and keeping it in?


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[Assistant] But Elon Musk apparently went up and circled the earth, right?


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[Assistant] It's a physics episode, so I'm just trying to get some answers.


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[Assistant] Uh, there's nothing going on like that on Mars. What do you think's happening up there?


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[Assistant] Well, I want no gas and oxygen. They have gas. Different types of gas, it'll kill you. But no oxygen.


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[Assistant] It's like, just poisonous gas. Why stop at Mars though for trying to get away? Let's go. Just hop on over. Whoa, it's baby steps. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If they came and said to you, hey, we got a place for you on Mars, do you want to go?


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[Assistant] I think you should name your, your, your son, Faustineff the fifth and just keep that going. Yeah, who's going to stop me?


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[Assistant] Much like in an elevator, if you jump, the inertia would bring you on down.


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[Assistant] Once it gets sucked up, it doesn't exist anymore. That's what I've always said. So what are the other two?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I think it's, uh, you know, it's, uh, it's weight. It's heavy. False.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, I think, you know, but obviously material, what something's made out of has to play a role. In what? What something weighs. For sure. I saw an example.


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[Assistant] You good? Yeah, I just think that's funny. You did fine in that middle ground.


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[Assistant] Wait, what? I'm just talking about, yeah, I mean, it's like, just worked out great here. Well, that's the, that's the, I think Earth is a miracle. Yeah, it is. Yeah, I mean, I agree. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] That's cool. It's fun. It's cool stuff. So you don't believe that, Dusty? I don't know what's going on here.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, I'm not arguing what these guys are doing, like where he pushes that guy and, but yeah, I mean, I don't know. To me, it's like, you don't need, uh, physics to tell you if you punch the wall harder, it's going to hurt you more.


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[Assistant] I mean, I, you know, I mean, obviously that guy's floating around up there, but, you know, um, I just, I don't know. What, what about, you got an experiment coming? Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] If you're on a train going 100 miles an hour and throw up a ball, does it, it just comes right down to you?


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[Assistant] But if you're on, I guess the wind is out there. I was going to say if you're on top of the train and you jump, you're not landing in the same spot. Yeah, you would.


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[Assistant] I think it's showing us that they didn't fill that all the way up. There's some air left in that.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Doesn't that sound like something? It sounds like it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't like his attitude. Which one really? Any of them.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast. I'm here with Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, Dusty Slay.


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[Assistant] Uh, welcome. See? Hello folks, Hey Bear up top. I think I like it at the beginning. And then we just ease into it after.


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[Assistant] And you ease into it, we're done. You can throw let's go folks in there. Let's go folks.


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[Assistant] I still get yelled, let's go folks.


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[Assistant] You could kinda, you feel like you're switching to kinda support the man.


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[Assistant] And then we're a switch. Yeah, I'm gonna switch and go the other way. And be like, well, I don't know, the earth's flat.


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[Assistant] I always think it's funny when people get mad, they're like, you can't be saying that.


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[Assistant] Like they take it like people are just stupid and you're like, no one just, who cares? Right, right.


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[Assistant] Like, it's always like a random, like when, I might have talked about this once, like Kyrie Irvin, when he was yelling out Earth 5, they're like, hey you can't be yelling that stuff. You're like, are you, it's your fault if you're children.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, you will. We're saying do whatever you want.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, it's like, uh, it's Hollywood Studios over there. Uh, no, I... Guys, do whatever you wanna do. Uh, Earth is whatever you want it to be.


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[Assistant] And I like to appeal to everybody. Do you know? You like to what? Appeal. Oh, appeal to everybody. Appeal to everybody.


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[Assistant] We're a triangle planet. Like the pyramids. That makes much more sense. Yeah. That's what if flat earth people should go triangle. They go, look, I'll give you. I'll give you.


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[Assistant] The, nah, it's not flat, it's a triangle, which is flat, sir, three flat, sir. They, that's the, they go, all right, I'll give you, I'm not flat. They go, thank you. They go, I think it's triangle and actually three flat, sir. And then you're doubling up. So you think there's three.


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[Assistant] Like the ones below it, in that one picture. See the little ones? The little baby ones? Below it.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, like scared, cause stiller can also mean, is it, well that's suspenseful I guess.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay. I think I like the thriller, but I'm just kind of trying to like, I don't want to, I don't want to be emotionally attached. I don't want, I'm watching some uh,


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[Assistant] Netflix, it's like a bodyguard. It's a British show that it just said, like six years, everybody, uh, in British were. In England? England. A lot of people would say England. I say British. Yeah. And, uh, so everybody in British were all obsessed with this show.


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[Assistant] And I started watching it, it's pretty good. But then it's like, there's a storyline with a guy with his family and I'm not giving him anything because I just started, but he's like divorced or they're split up. And there's part of me that's like,


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[Assistant] I'm like, I just want, I don't care. Like just, just be.


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[Assistant] Just show me the bodyguard stuff. I don't need to hear the phone, like, but it's like, do people really are like, could you not watch something?


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[Assistant] That doesn't have that, like, oh, he's going to divorce. Am I supposed to have ma- when I'm watching something, I've thought about it. Am I supposed to- what am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to enjoy movies?


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[Assistant] But I do, if he's like a hero, like and he's protecting, he's a bodyguard, he's protecting


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[Assistant] He does, he does a very heroic thing at the beginning, so he's a guy that protects.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, he didn't. He didn't. But you're going to make one of them look bad. And so it's to me is like, well, why can't he just be a protector and I don't need to see his family? Like I just need just be, I like the action and the excitement and I want everything, everything's like real tense.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, his failure would be if he didn't protect what he's supposed to protect. I don't want to have to watch.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, I gotta listen to your phone calls with your wife and you're like, alright dude.


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[Assistant] So I'm saying, but I think when this movie came out, you would have thought that was crazy. They're just ramping up to being like, you know, look at where you get your now horror movies become Saul. Where you're like, well I gotta show the inside of a body. And you're like, alright. That gets too much.


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[Assistant] Brian Koppelman. He's a comedy. He wrote it.


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[Assistant] I think if you think about how do you, if you're, you can't go into your, you have no savings. Uh, and you need $15,000. You gotta be like, that's going to be pretty hard to figure out how to go get.


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[Assistant] I do understand that. Like why does someone just like, if a rich person...


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[Assistant] You think would be like, yeah, I'll give you 15 grand. It's not a big deal, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but back then, yeah. But I don't know, that's a gettable, that's a, if you really think about it, that would be, if you said go get $15,000 right now, this week. Let's see, let's see if you can do it by the next podcast. Can you walk in here with $15,000?


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[Assistant] Cause he did go ask for money and they said no.


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[Assistant] But I guess there's, so what's the storyline, that guy's, he's dating that girl.


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[Assistant] And it's like she's fed up with this stuff, so I guess there's a storyline there.