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[Assistant] Blue and yellow. Blue and yellow. That's fun. My high school is blue and yellow.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, yeaah. Uh, would you wanna?


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[Assistant] I was at side splitters in town. Thank you everybody who came. Thank you, Nick. You were at home.


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[Assistant] It's wonderful. The people that come out are wonderful. And I can't thank them enough. And I appreciate. We've got a nice thing. I think everybody has a wonderful time. It's a, it's truly, truly, uh, a special thing. And it's blown away.


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[Assistant] We play, yeah. So it turns out Nick, that's his sport. Is it really? Yeah. Yeah. So they had this, it's like you play floor hockey.


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[Assistant] So we, they, they set up, these guys came up as like Tampa Bay something, uh.


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[Assistant] No, the Lightning, I was saying they got the, they did a, uh, putt putt course, which was awesome. The guy brought in a putt putt course and set it up and we, it was super, we played, you know, the full, you know, we played a bunch and then they, they also had this little rink and it was, I mean, probably double the size of a bedroom.


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[Assistant] We've never really done it. Well, Nick is unreal.


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[Assistant] Like Nick's like can, you know, get the puck and like shoot it high, shoot it low.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we really made Eric and Chase be the goalies because that's the two faces that could be ruined.


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[Assistant] So fun, but it's funny is like, so when we play sports with Nick, there's usually like a something to make it a level playing field. Like when we play basketball, you gotta let the ball drop.


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[Assistant] And it's got a hit first. No, nothing. This is a straight up.


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[Assistant] You play hockey with him. It's, it's, it's, it's every man for itself. Rules are the rules. And he's, and I mean, he just beats down like him. You get the fighting for the puck. It was, we had a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] My dad's doing goalie where everybody's just trying to be silly. And then, yeah, then Nick just, I mean, just drills my dad in the chest with a real puck. With a real puck. Oh gosh. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So I made myself a bruise from that real puck, but yeah, it was, uh, yeah, it was a special, special.


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[Assistant] All right. Uh, let's start off with you guys' comments. Uh, Jud Johnson. That's a good name. Jud Johnson. Yeah, that's a good name. That guy lives. Yeah, Jud Johnson does not live in the neighborhood. He lives, you know, he's got a long driveway.


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[Assistant] No, I think you just named Judd, Judd Apatow, Judd Johnson.


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[Assistant] I'd imagine Judd Johnson and Judd Apatow would have trouble having a conversation together. Uh, the pod, this podcast is authentic and it's always refreshing break from all comics. You just pretend to be stupid. All right. We're authentically stupid. We're authentically stupid.


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[Assistant] Straight up on the front of their website highlighted said over 200 years. Well, you can't say that on your website.


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[Assistant] But I mean, that's, yeaah. No, look, that's Noah's Roots in 1807.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. What are we doing? Darren Chaney. My girlfriend and I love your show.


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[Assistant] Love it so much that it's become a good way for us to spend what she calls quality time together for a couple hours. Just so you know, every Wednesday I'll get a text from my girlfriend that says, don't forget tonight is worry face Wednesday. Keep up the good work.


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[Assistant] Like Bates has got to keep up with the Joneses. Yeah. Yeah. Great cheeks. Uh, Jamie Osborne.


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[Assistant] I saw Nate Knoxville, amazing show. Hilarious though. I'm sorry. I'm trying to ask Aaron if.


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[Assistant] Jamie Osborne, I saw Nate in Knoxville, amazing show. Hilariously though, I bought my tickets the minute they went on sale earlier in the year and was so happy with my floor seats.


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[Assistant] Only to realize I accidentally bought four in a row, one in front of the other.


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[Assistant] Instead of in a row together, here's our memorable selfie. We will laugh about this for a long time. Great show. That's so funny. That's awesome. I wonder if they switched or they stay like that again.


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[Assistant] Uh, I woke up one morning after my husband had left for work. I walked out to the kitchen and found a puddle of water with a note next to it. The note said water.


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[Assistant] My dear husband spilled some water and then took me down to find a pen and piece of paper.


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[Assistant] And scribbled the word water on it. When I questioned about it, he said he did it so that I wouldn't slip and fall. Isn't it sweet how much he loves me? That's a good guy right there.


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[Assistant] He's saying that this is a one person job. Yeah. It's just regular water. I'm not the person you are.


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[Assistant] If you leave there long enough, it's going to go away, right? Oh, eventually it'll evaporate.


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[Assistant] I would like to know everyone's opinion on Hallmark movies. My wife makes fun of me for liking them, but I bet at least one of you is also a fan. We talked about it, I liked them.


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[Assistant] Uh, I like Hallmark movies. I, I think they're very pleasant. Uh, I know they had something come up, some controversy, right?


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[Assistant] They were showing a scene or probably something they should have, which is just something that doesn't make sense. Like, but, uh, yeah, Hallmark movies are very, you know, I don't mean it in a bad way. It's a very simple thing to watch and it's.


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[Assistant] I think you could leave the Hallmark channel on your TV just at all times and you would catch people really watching the whole thing and really getting invested.


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[Assistant] Saw it on, it's been hard for me to turn it off.


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[Assistant] Like you're, you just end up going like, well I wanna see what happens. It's like a catchy pop song.


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[Assistant] It's great. It's great. It's pleasant. It's nice to, you know, watch something that's like, they have a crime movie.


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[Assistant] But yeah, I, I, I don't mind them. I always, I always found myself just being like, man, this is nice. It's a nice thing just to kind of, yeah, you just, that entertainment, like entertainment is.


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[Assistant] So, trying to be thought provoking now?


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[Assistant] And you want to go, when you watch a Hallmark movie, it's just telling a little story.


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[Assistant] You're gonna have a fun time, like man, when you get done with it, you're like, I really enjoyed that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's gonna be a happy ending. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's just fun and pleasant. It's nice and you know, and it's, uh, and it looks good. They always like, you know, they always look nice. Makes small towns look good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean you can, you can catch yourself just before you know it, you're like, man, I've watched.


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[Assistant] A few of these. Like, because they just kind of keep going, like they're just into the next movie. And the next thing you know, you're like, I'm halfway in this movie. Yeah, I like it. Uh, Addison Hubley.


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[Assistant] Hold on, as a kid, my dad brought a drone to a party.


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[Assistant] Then bragged about how it was $25 and just as good as the expensive ones. He then began to fly directly into a jet stream that took the drone miles away.


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[Assistant] My dad then conducted a search party for all the people at the dinner party because he was unable to track his drone. After about 30 minutes of trespassing on their neighbor's land, we found it and celebrated.


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[Assistant] You know what's crazy about me with this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well drunk, you're like, have they been around that long? Yeah, I feel like maybe 10 years.


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[Assistant] I mean I can see it, like, it's just, it's, yeaah, it's funny to, you know, yeaah, as a kid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, so that mean for her, yeah, it would be like as a kid. It just, it's crazy to sometimes hear that stuff where you were like. That's a very funny story though. That's a very funny story.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for $25. That's a pretty good one. And I mean, it's crazy to have found it.


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[Assistant] How's the South represented in film and TV from your perspectives? Can y'all talk about any movies or shows that you feel have depicted the South really well and any shows that have completely missed the mark? Yeah, I mean, I think a lot of stuff misses the mark. Uh, cause a lot of times stuff's written by people that are not, they don't live here.


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[Assistant] So, dating a bride does a good job. He lives in Charleston. That's all you got to do is you got to live there and be around regular people. And that's the stuff where it gets missed. I'm not trying to think anything specifically.


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[Assistant] Yes, some when they, you know, who is a bad one? Uh, I thought Brad Pitt had a good one, but he's from Missouri. Well, I thought


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[Assistant] Yeah, well you can tell that's written, you know, it was with James Alston Johnson. It's written by someone that is from here. Like, and that's where it becomes really, really relatable. And then people are just like, yeah, I know exactly what that is. Uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm always sensitive to the South. When people, I mean, I remember getting stuff, auditions with the South, I just want to do them when they're, you're just making the Southern guy look like.


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[Assistant] What they think the south is. And you just are like, it's just, you know, annoying.


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[Assistant] Uh, Dan Bean, there's been a bit of a debate in our house for a while now, and I'm hoping you guys can solve it. We need to know the correct, correct pronunciation of pecan. Thanks for your help on this very important topic. I say pecan. I say pecan.


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[Assistant] Yeah. How do you say it? Pican. So it's a regional thing. That's not what you say. Pican. You say Pican.


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[Assistant] What is that? Pecan pie. Say pecan. Pecan. Say it pecan.


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[Assistant] Just say it as an actor. This is actor Nick Pecan. That's how you say it. You're out of your mind.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I've never even heard it said PKM. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I've never even heard someone say that pecan, pecan pie, pecan pie.


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[Assistant] I believe you. I don't believe you. Uh, Mandy McKnight.


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[Assistant] Nate, have you ever considered that your McDonald's obsession stems from your family and family friends making fun of you for not getting the happy meal as a kid?


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[Assistant] Now you feel the need to rebel and get as much Mickey D's as you can. I'm sure BetterHelp would have more to say about this. Could be true, I guess. Is that? Yea.


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[Assistant] I could see it. I mean, I think a lot of stuff is like when you grow up and you just, you know, it's like, we just couldn't afford to do anything. And like, uh, and so it does make you want to be, well, I want to do everything now and I want to, and then my tastes are not.


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[Assistant] So I don't, you know, with food, I don't, we, you know, it's like, we don't, we just didn't eat. You don't go eat these nice crazy meals. And so my taste is just like for McDonald's or for that kind of stuff. And now I can go get it whenever I want. Yeah, could be. Uh,


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[Assistant] That's all I ever wanted was to go give McDonald's a burger. Eating inside of a theme park, I do think of that. Cause we never could eat inside of it.


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[Assistant] If I go to the zoo for a day, like I want to eat lunch there. I want to go eat, go sit at the table and buy, and I think that is, I think because we just, it was never, we just couldn't afford it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he might have just been like, it's not good food.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, that's like an oblivious confidence to go to do something like that. How do you feel? Yeah, that's like, I don't know how someone could feel comfortable.


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[Assistant] I wish you were just decline that. Can they go?


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[Assistant] Like I mean, cause you know, I feel like they don't get to see what they're getting to do, but can, uh, can the guy go, I'm not doing that. Like I don't mind delivering to the club. I'm not giving it. I'm not bringing it to the show.


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[Assistant] Cause I mean, he looks like, you know, unless you walk in, you go, I don't, I don't know what to say. This guy's got a problem.


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[Assistant] In my government class, I'm teaching about the powers of Congress and among them are to fix.


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[Assistant] The standard of weights and measures. In order to demonstrate what that means, I use Nate's SNL sketch to illustrate the point.


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[Assistant] Now if Nate could just go back to do a sketch on dead weight loss, dead weight loss for my AP economics class, that would be great. I don't know what dead weight loss is.


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[Assistant] I could understand a standup Nick Borghese make the transition to full blown sketch comedy. Um, yeah. Shades of early Bob Newhart. How about that? That's nice.


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[Assistant] What I mean about even with the manning thing.


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[Assistant] My, what you think you are or whatever you do that you're, you're still Nick Bargettsy. And it's like, that's what I would tell every- Even when you're number one on the list. Even when you're number one on the list, I would tell every comic that you're still going to be Nick Bar- you're just, you're always going to be Nick Bargettsy.


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[Assistant] People, you know, it's, whatever you do, how much you, you know, you gotta just put in the work and, and you just know you're doing a good job and know, like keep moving forward and keep plugging away, but it just doesn't matter. It can go into that high of a thing.


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[Assistant] To be, you know, your number one, hosted SNL as a comic.


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[Assistant] Like all this stuff, you know, and then just be like, and they're like, yeah, dude, you.


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[Assistant] You stole the whole season with how great you were, Nick Borghese. You're always, you're just always gonna be no one cares. And you just gotta go. And you're doing it for the audience. The audience is what cares. I mean, it's a very dark, the guy obviously cares, but it's like, that's what I mean. Like they don't.


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[Assistant] It sounds like a comic. I would say any comics listening to two legats. You gotta remember, that's till, it just...


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[Assistant] No one knows what you do. Like, I think comics think when they put out a CD and then they think...


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[Assistant] I gotta come up with a new one and all this stuff and you're like, no one's heard your CD. When you go do it, when you go do a show, a local show, no one's heard your set. Go murder on that show.


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[Assistant] Uh, you think, well, I mean, you know, these comics in the back of the room were there last week. Just destroy for the audience.


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[Assistant] And it's, you know, and so there's a lot of times you can, instead of sitting and trying to learn how to make something great, it's like you're just doing kind of a quantity over quality thing and you're just trying to pump out a bunch of stuff. Nobody knows what you have done. At all. I could probably go do a lot of, I mean,


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[Assistant] The, the people that are real fans and following for a long time. I mean, you know, I've, I've had it where I've closed on the, my baseball, the third, the triple, uh, home runoff and inside the park. I've closed on that in arenas and it destroys.


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[Assistant] And yeaah, I would say some people know that. That's a joke from full time magic. Most people.


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[Assistant] They, they've never heard me tell that joke.


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[Assistant] I would say a good majority of them I don't know because it's just an old kind of thing. You can't be offended by that.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, that's just how it is. It's like, wow, why would they know everything? You know? And so, yea. Alright.


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[Assistant] And it's just amazing to me. I've never seen this guy, but uh, you know, it's, yeah, it's, it's.


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[Assistant] You know, that's the, and that's the interesting part is cause you can be, you know, I mean, like I said, we going at doing the tickets. I know I talked about last week, but it's like, you can be selling 50,000 tickets and then you just can have that person write that article. And then they're just like, and they go Nick Barghetti and there they would be like, they probably are like, I'm a big fan.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm not mad at that guy for doing that. It's like whatever reason they just thought, you know, it was Nick or, you know, just whatever. But yeah, it just doesn't, it doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] That's like, you go do that mannequin, yet they don't know, they don't know what I do.


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[Assistant] They don't know at all. They know, he hosted SNL. He got probably told.


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[Assistant] You know, their producers like, yo, this guy's kind of hot right now. He just did SNL. He did game day. Like he'd be fun to have on. They have me and they don't know who I am. They don't know anything. They.


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[Assistant] Reading, you know, and so then it, and you, so that, but that's the part that's my fault. That I gotta go, I gotta be like, all right.


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[Assistant] They don't know me at all. I need to be really in control of this interview because I know they don't.


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[Assistant] And I wasn't. And then that's why it ends up not being as good.


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[Assistant] That's the, and that's my idea with when you're creating.


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[Assistant] If you're creating stuff small, like that's the online stuff. So.


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[Assistant] When you're seeing comics do like all these like, uh, the crowd work stuff like that.


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[Assistant] You're creating these small things that everybody's like, oh yeah, I saw that one. I've seen a bunch of those and I like that person.


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[Assistant] Uh, every year, like, people really like that. And they look forward to that. And you're kinda like a TV show that's...


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[Assistant] Like, you know what, you're just doing, you know, you're putting it in and the best seven people go through it and they just enjoy it. And that's why creating something is, is you want it to be substantial and you want it to be able to stay in. That's the goal with Nate Land is to be able to eventually create all this stuff.


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[Assistant] Uh, with content and whatever that's, you know, some of it, I don't really know what it's going to end up being, but it's.


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[Assistant] It's, you just don't want to put so much effort into. It takes a lot of effort to create something. And when you're creating something that's just going to get scrolled by for two seconds, I don't know if that's worth your time. That's, that's the, cause then it's when they come see you, it's like,


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[Assistant] When they come finally go like, all right, I've been scrolling. I'm in.


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[Assistant] What do you got and then a lot of times people don't have a ton to put behind it because they because that takes too much effort to put do that stuff.


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[Assistant] And so you're not doing this. You know what, I thought another thing to tell you, the young comics, is a big thing is like, a lot of people say, what do you got to do first when you do comedy? Like start a show, run a show. I disagree with that.


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[Assistant] If you learn how, if you, if your first thing as a comic is really learning how to run a show and trying to get people into a show, that's not a, I just don't think it's, it's depending on what you want to do.


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[Assistant] But if you're looking to be a straight up standup comedian, I don't think that's a good path to go down.


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[Assistant] I don't think it builds the right, at the beginning, you need to.


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[Assistant] Be so absorbing and you don't need to be the star of something. And you're kind of the star of something because you're the star of a show. Even though it's a very small scale.


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[Assistant] But you now move up from no one knows you to like now every comic's like well we gotta get on that show. And then you gotta run that show. So you gotta probably host that show. It just builds, you have a lot more stuff to build some bad habits. Comes from that. You got the pressure of every week. Like I gotta go get all these people to come into this show.


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[Assistant] I gotta get all the, you know, I gotta book all these comics. I don't think that provides you...


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[Assistant] At, if you're at the beginning, that should be your first. Oh, it guarantees you stage time.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's good stage time. I think it's, I don't, I don't think it's the best stage time for you. And you should figure out how to get on other people's shows. That's the part. I understand the entrepreneur part of it to be like, go create. And that's like, you need to be able to work within a system.


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[Assistant] There's a giant system, right? So wherever I'm at in my career, I can.


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[Assistant] Think I'm the biggest person or whatever. And then I go do main and cast. Nobody knows who I am. I do SNL. No one knows, right? So you gotta learn that like you go.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Like I think I'm, could be something, but I've, there's no, I can't have an ego in this cause I, there's another level where I am just, they're like, who? Who are you?


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[Assistant] I mean, I see these arenas, I see names that I don't know who they are and the guy's doing two shows too.


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[Assistant] Like it doesn't mean, you know, it's like, so if I want to go farther, then I have to understand that I have to go work and.


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[Assistant] I gotta build my thing and I'm realizing like, look, I, I have this thing, but you know, it's like, yeah, if I did a TV show or movie, just like SNL, you go, you get a little more into that mainstream and a little more into that.


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[Assistant] Celebrity kind of thing or whatever which i might need to do for if i want to you know rise everything up.


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[Assistant] I might need to, I still have ways to go that I need to do this so I can then pull other things up. Cause it's hard to do it. It's a matter of like, how do you want to do it? And I think with comics, so when you start out,


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[Assistant] You know, I understand that you're in cities, maybe you're in a town that doesn't have anything. Like I, I understand you might have to do it in those situations. I'm not, there's either right or wrong way, but, uh, I, I, you know.


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[Assistant] If you're going to move to a town that has some, you could, you know, if you have to start showing a small town, because you literally, there's nothing to do. I understand that, but you then eventually need to.


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[Assistant] Maybe that's what I'm saying. Don't sit and start a show, then you're just like, that's your life.


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[Assistant] Start it for however long you gotta start it, and then you need to go try to get on other people's shows. And you shouldn't be getting on their shows just because you're giving each other stage time. Cause that's not an honest trade.


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[Assistant] It's not a, you're not getting something out of your pure talent. So then if you get that, you're never having to work on your pure talent.


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[Assistant] Cause you're not getting it, that, that's, you're not, you know, no one's like, well I gotta have this kind of show cause he murders.


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[Assistant] I gotta have this guy on the show because he has another show and I do his show. New York started becoming.


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[Assistant] When I, right before I left, it was becoming that a lot. Where it was like, you know, everybody's getting on these shows. Spot trading. Yeah. Yeah. So everybody's, and so it's pretty hard to get on shows. Cause if you're not in that system and running a show, well then you're out of the system. And then, and so you, the other comics don't get up, you know.


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[Assistant] It can seem like it because you're getting stage time, but that's how stage time, if the stage time is not earned.


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[Assistant] Then you're not going to go be very precious about that stage shot.


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[Assistant] You should be trying to do the best job for those six people.


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[Assistant] If you're getting on stage easily because you're just trading off shows, you, that stage is not as precious as it should be in your head.


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[Assistant] And then you just go. That's the problem with the crowd work stuff. They're having to shoot a bunch of stuff to get these clips.


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[Assistant] Crowdwork, no one can just be, I mean Ian Bagg does a great job of it because he's been doing it for years.


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[Assistant] And I would say, so like, in bag does all crowd work and I believe.


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[Assistant] That Ian Bagg does a great job with Steve Byrne does it too. We just went Steve Byrne show. When you watch Steve Byrne's show of crowd work, he's destroying the whole, it's, it's, he goes back and forth. He has been doing comedy for over 20 years. Both of them have. So they know how to be on stage and like all that.


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[Assistant] And to carry a show. And the younger is, and I'm not talking about anybody specifically, this is just a vibe of comedy, the way it's going. It's, but the younger way is,


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[Assistant] You know, like they haven't been on stage that long. They haven't been doing comedy. You can think you're doing comedy eight years. That's nothing. That's nothing. I promise you it's nothing. It's a lot for where you're at right now, but you're nowhere. I'm at 20 years, I'm nowhere. Guys have been doing it for 45 years.


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[Assistant] You guys have been, I mean, I'm not saying I'm nowhere, but it's like, you know what I mean? Like, but it's, it's, I'm still learning. I'm still having to go, when I go on stage, I still have to learn every night. That's why I, I'm so excited about it. Cause now I'm like trying to be like, all right, well, how do I go to a newer level? How do I keep like going forward? That's the fun part of it.


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[Assistant] You know, and with comedy, you can do this for as long as you can do it until you feel satisfied. Until you go, you know what?


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[Assistant] Uhm, maybe get older and you just go like, it's a lot, it's hard.


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[Assistant] It's just, I mean, man, it's, I mean, making that many people laugh and you know, and doing it in a, you got to create that world. And so the whole time you're, it's, it's, you're basically making a movie that takes 20 years to make.


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[Assistant] So when people go watch you, I gotta figure out who I am as a character and I gotta, not as a character, I'm myself. But, you know, it's like getting my groove and, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, tell these stories and building this world and this new hour is like very fun because it all kind of blends. You know, I'm trying to, you know, and I want to be murdered. I want people to be like their, their stomach hurts, their laughing so hard and it's, you know, consistent. And you, I think you can, that's very fun and exciting to do. It takes a long time to build up to that. And if you have an act.


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[Assistant] If you can, I, man, just being around the older comics, there's a lot of older comics that maybe people are not where they want to be or they thought their careers could have been, but the ones that have an act,


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[Assistant] You will be able to call me the rest of your life because you have something that you can sit on and rely on.


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[Assistant] And so if you get me to be hired for a cruise ship or a corporate gig or anything, you know, I have, I'm sitting on a house that is built.


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[Assistant] I know this house over here looks fun and flashy and that's the parties at that house and everything's fun at that house. That house can't stand forever.


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[Assistant] It's built on glass. It's built on, but if you just sit in the weeds of it and just, my house is going to be built on concrete and it's not going to go away. It's, it's, it's not as


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[Assistant] The ride will be as, the ride is funner than you're ever can imagine it can be. It just is not going to be as fast. And so like that's the thing is that when you're young comic.


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[Assistant] It's, when you're on that stage, every time you go on that stage, that really, that is, you should, that matters.


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[Assistant] Not always going to be great. It's not always going to be fun. It's not going to go good, but you should be on it so much and you should be.


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[Assistant] When you get done, you know, it's like, all right, well, I tried this joke out and you go, okay, I know what this did. This didn't work. All right. All right. Let me mess with, let me think about that joke. And then you just think about it and just think about.


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[Assistant] What can I do? Can I put it? It's not like I'm even, I don't ever sit down and write. You just.


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[Assistant] But I mean, I think of 24 hours that you're just kind of going, I just, that's why I can't remember my old jokes. Because when I'm in the new jokes, it's like I'm thinking about this set and whatever. If you're a young comic, try to build a Tonight Show set.


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[Assistant] That's almost a good, even if you're just starting, if you're starting, that's probably the best thing. Just picture your, if you're starting from zero, you might not get this.


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[Assistant] You might never be on tonight's show or you might be on it in five years or you might be on eight, but I had build a set for a five minute set.


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[Assistant] Think about that and that gives you direction to go like, all right, if you got asked to do the tonight show, what set would you do? And even if you have an hour.


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[Assistant] That means those other jokes maybe need some work, you know, and they might not fit for whatever reason and they might be too long. There could be a million things.


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[Assistant] But you know, it was interesting this hour, I closed on three different, I've closed on three different jokes a few times. And I, it's been kind of fun to do that. Cause it's now I'm like, oh wow, I have three jokes in this hour that have closing energy. Cause I've had to close them. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You're going to find some real, I mean, you know, yeah, you're going to, it's, it's real.


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[Assistant] It's, it's hard. I mean, I did a video of it. I messed up where I thought I could close on a new thing and it didn't go good and I had to do an old joke.


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[Assistant] Try to close on a joke. It's, I mean, it's, it's interesting. We can skip that last question and get into it.


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[Assistant] By the way, this, in this birthday, uh, I mean birthday, this episode comes out December 20th. It is my wife's birthday.


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[Assistant] You know, that's a wonderful thing that she'd been here before any, before I ever got into comedy, from the get go, you know, uh, the Barghetti's, you know, we're not the easiest family just to jump in with. Bates gets it. Yeah, it's a lot. We are a lot.


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[Assistant] Wonderful wife, wonderful mother, and uh, yeaah, and as to, like lets me, you know, I get fired up about something like that man in cast. Don't worry, she's already heard everything.


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[Assistant] Imagine you listening to that manning cast. That's if you want to be like, what being married to Nate's like, you have that manning cast, but you have it at 12 at midnight. And I'm like, oh, wake up.


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[Assistant] I'm so upset about this thing and I can't let it go. That's what it is being married, but I'm fortunate and happy birthday to you.


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[Assistant] How much, what, what have you been cut out of that's like, was there anything crazy that you're...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you, I mean, and it really even could be something great, but it doesn't matter. It's like, well, we have to cut. You know, SNL is like that. I mean, SNL was, you could have a sketch. It's like, well, this is a funny sketch. And you're like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we have, you know, Santa does something different for everybody. Uh, Santa brings, would always bring us three presents unwrapped and we would see those and then we would do, we'd do the wrapped presents from family later, like after breakfast.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, we do that, but it'd always be a game.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. 60 years after Noah. 60, yeaah. 60, yeaah. Noah was, yeaah, 60 years old. Yeaah. You could have worked for Noah and had a full career.


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[Assistant] They got started, so he would have been, he would have been the, he goes, yeah, they've been around for a long time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we would do it, but that's all we, we, we would use Santa's toys.


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[Assistant] That's a lot to throw on Santa. It depends. Like Santa's got 18% of people that he's like.


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[Assistant] You know, so we do the kids, but right now it's, I mean, I'm going off now. I can't really remember, but it's like, we would do it, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you just go in an order and everybody, you know, it's like, I think we would do youngest. So you do youngest to oldest kid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, thanks. I mean, I don't, you know, Santa, Santa come, drop presents. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's just, you know, fake, least amount of work. Yeah, we ain't go do that.


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[Assistant] Well now, yeaah, now you can do it where, I mean it always has lights on it and everything. We have that now.


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[Assistant] Oh, well, isn't that part of the fun is decorating it together as a family? Yea, you decorate with ornaments.


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[Assistant] The lights are just already kind of. I thought the lights was part of it too. It, it was, but it's just.


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[Assistant] Don't go get near the Novick. Why? You won't believe it. You're going to, you're going to, he wants a real tree. He wants a real tree every year. So he comes in and the whole neighborhood has got to carry it in. It's a tradition. It's a tradition for.


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[Assistant] Hallmark you see, like those are the movies where you see them, they go get a tree. They go get like cut one day. It's like someone's own land and they're like, this is in their, in their, I mean, it seems like they're 30 miles out in the mountains. And you're like, that would be a nightmare.


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[Assistant] I think we got a couple things. I don't know. Yeah. I have a say. Yeah. Well, you probably have that poll.


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[Assistant] But I mean, you kind of fit in where it's like, you're not going to be a, you're fine with just. It would be great if somebody.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, people do that with the lights on the house. You pay companies to come and they do that.


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[Assistant] I don't blame him, just turn them off. Well, you know, like they've been coming to neighborhoods and so the companies that put these, that put lights on houses, people, uh, you know, they put them on like before Thanksgiving because it's, they just have so many to do. But it's, I don't understand, why do people turn them on? You're like, just don't turn them on until after Thanksgiving.


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[Assistant] I'm for the, yeah, it's the fun and the good spirits. It's like the Christmas, it's, it's, it's a lot going on. And it's just a whole, and Thanksgiving is like, you're just kind of overriding.


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[Assistant] Christmas is such a baaah, like in your face, and Thanksgiving's a little understated, and you're just crushing Thanksgiving.


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[Assistant] Where you're just going, you know, it's like Thanksgiving's got to step it up.


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[Assistant] Thanksgiving is not about, it's about uh, giving, it's about, what is it, about uh, fellowship.


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[Assistant] I wonder if the kids would probably go to her. I think they would.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's fun. The song never probably. The song, uh, the song was never successful, right? Oh, I thought it got to number one when it was first released. Oh no, I thought it was like, uh, like that was the whole thing is like it did it. And now it's very successful, which is cool. But you know.


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[Assistant] I liked it. Yeah, it's a fun song. That's a movie. I have to watch it.


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[Assistant] I think you should, I try to, I'm trying to work on that.


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[Assistant] Cause you, if the, it's a very important thing to do. I've realized like we just need a break. But I'm saying for Christmas, that's what you, that would be your favorite song is silence.


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[Assistant] It's about the angels singing. What's the, uh, Sandy Patty? She sings a Christmas song. I don't know. I think that's, I feel like.


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[Assistant] Now I hope, uh, I hope everybody has a wonderful Christmas. Uh, uh, Christmas is a wonderful time, everybody. Where, uh, you got anything?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's always very fun. It's become a huge thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's awesome, man. Uh, alright. We love ya. Really. Have a Merry Christmas.


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[Assistant] Uh, and, uh, we'll see you next week, right?


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[Assistant] I don't think you're here next week. Alright, I'm not here, but I'll be at the New Year's Eve show.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeaah. As always, we love you. See ya. Bye.


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[Assistant] It sounds so made up, dude. I believe it, but it sounds, it's okay.


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[Assistant] I'm losing it. I'm losing it. Alright.


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[Assistant] Well, it's going to be the Nate Les podcast pretty soon. He's missed three straight weeks, but he's back next week.


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[Assistant] But they did come. And did y'all get a tour of Saturday Night Live?


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[Assistant] You might need that mic a little closer. I don't know. I'm just having a little trouble hearing you, but.


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[Assistant] Aaron is, uhm, he's been talking about this trip to Brazil for, what, two years?


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[Assistant] Well he went. Is it Portuguese? I thought Brazil was Portuguese.


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[Assistant] I think he's in Chile right now. They are in Chile. Uhm, so he's down there living it up. And then I don't, Dusty doesn't eat pork and I generally thought God doesn't care. But then something happened to you that makes me kind of question what, I think Dusty might be onto something. So.


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[Assistant] If you're listening at home, there's a burnout kitchen at the Bargatzee house.


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[Assistant] What about you? I was in, uh, Hoover, Alabama at Stardome opening for Angela Johnson. And, uh, she sold out every show and.


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[Assistant] She had a great time. What's her fan base?


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[Assistant] That's true. That's true. That's my go to open for women much more successful than I am and they're fans, but I do do well with those shows.


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[Assistant] Uh, so it was a lot of fun. I hadn't been there in a while. A lot of people asked when you were coming, Dusty. So uhm, what a great time.


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[Assistant] I thought that, you know, the Tennessee Alabama game was down there 50 minutes away.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I thought who's going to come to the, but Angela's fans.


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[Assistant] And uh, you did some magic tricks for her and her friends.


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[Assistant] I think y'all born the same week. Wow. How do you know that?


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[Assistant] Well, you weren't our second choice, but your 10th or 11th choice.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, last year I, for, this is our Halloween episode. Last year I went as Dusty for Halloween, if you remember. I do remember, yeaah. I remember that, yeaah. I was gonna go as you this year. I thought we had already did a Halloween.


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[Assistant] Well last year, it was horror movies and scary stories. Okay. Now two years ago, we did a straight up Halloween episode with Nate, Aaron, and Mike Vecchione, but I'm like, Hey, we got different people, different, different.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people are going to hear some stuff they've already heard, but whatever. Uh, should we get in these comments?


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[Assistant] It helped that we had Alex on who was a native Yutan and could answer a lot of the stuff that.


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[Assistant] We talked, one thing we didn't talk about, we talked about Mormons a lot and they don't drink coffee.


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[Assistant] And we didn't get into that. And again, just like the, with the pork, I didn't really think there's anything to it until you went to Salt Lake city and try to go buy coffee and God struck you down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not caffeine, uh, because they've explained to me before.


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[Assistant] People think that, but it's now something about the Book of Mormon talks about hot drinks and.


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[Assistant] Well, sorry John for, we blew it there in the comments.


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[Assistant] Uh, I actually tried it out this weekend at Stardome, Saturday night.


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[Assistant] The way I tried it is, I did a separate joke about how everybody wanted my baby to get sick with chickenpox. They're obsessed with her getting chickenpox. And then later,


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[Assistant] In the set, was there any single ladies? I mean, shingle ladies. I mean, my daughter would get chickenpox. And that's the way I did it.


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[Assistant] Well, I have a reason now why I want a woman to be sh- I mean, that's the line you gave me, was...


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[Assistant] It's funny in the moment, but I mean, I don't want to put cream on it because I want them to keep their shingles.


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[Assistant] Well, that's a pretty good suggestion. A lot of people still made the same mistake Dusty made by listing whatever they're best at in sports. And I think you would just get caught out real quick. A lot of people really upset about me.


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[Assistant] I'm sure they're right. I'm just saying I feel like I could hide out there for a little while. And look, alright, you're right. I'd get exposed and the game would end one to nothing instead of zero to zero.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. What's the hair and also in the, I think that.


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[Assistant] I just think it needs to be a team sport where they could carry it for you and you don't even have to touch the ball maybe.


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[Assistant] Uh, curling, curling, maybe bowling is the one sport where if you get lucky, you can do the best that's possibly can do on a few, uh, few rolls. I can't even think of the word, but, um, I mean, you can roll a strike very first time playing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I've heard that he'd rolled a 300 game one time.


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[Assistant] The only situation I can think of where that could make sense is if the airport you depart from, say it's Atlanta, some huge airport and you're flying to, uh, Appleton, Wisconsin, where you just basically walk out and get in your car. If the airports are greatly different, then maybe I could see that.


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[Assistant] A couple weeks ago, we, I suggest on here, non-southwest airlines board window seats first, then middle seats, then aisle seats. Like two days later, United Airlines announced, we're doing it.


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[Assistant] So we're getting things done. Yeah, we're making it happen.


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[Assistant] But you do have close magic, so while they're waiting, you could just do a little trick for them.


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[Assistant] Maybe you guys didn't get what I was going at, but I just thought people knew the Home Depot commercials and that voice and I thought it sounded like Alex.


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[Assistant] For every episode, yeaah, that's still on there. Everything on the internet lasts forever.


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[Assistant] Okay. I think that last line was added, but uh.


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[Assistant] Well, this week we're talking about Halloween. This is our last episode before Halloween and, uh, I know you don't do Halloween now, but you did as a kid, I bet.


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[Assistant] I remember, uh, I don't know, once I had a work party, I would try to go as Eminem. Uh, yeah, I like that. Uh, did a, I would bring out my 80s stuff, you know, I still got some 80 shirts and stuff like that and I would wear those to parties.


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[Assistant] No, I would, uh. Or like the candy. No, you had it right the first time.


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[Assistant] That's one of his lines. So you, uh, you got some pictures here of the kids, uh, doing trick or treating, uh,


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[Assistant] You can also see that back here on the shelf. People have often asked, who is that? Is that Nate? No, that's Caleb.


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[Assistant] That's great. If you're listening, we'll post all these photos on our social media so you can see what


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[Assistant] Steven's talking about. Have you, do you feel like costumes have changed though? Like they're more intense now than they were?


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[Assistant] It was, uh, it was a Celtic festival. They felt like the new year started November 1st. Right. Cause that's kind of when it's getting cold.


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[Assistant] And everything's dying, so November 1st was the New Year, so October 31st was the-


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[Assistant] Yeah, so they felt like there was a, that transition periods when the dead and the living kind of got crossed up and the dead.


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[Assistant] Spirits would come out so they would disguise themselves as maybe like a demon or evil or whatever, so not to.


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[Assistant] It was. The Pope, uh, to kind of, just what you said, he kind of thought, well, let's incorporate some of it to get people on board. So he made November 1st All Saints Day.


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[Assistant] And then it was called All Hallows and then October 31st was All Hallows Eve, Halloween. So it had some.


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[Assistant] Pagan starts and then it kind of got incorporated with, uh, the Catholic church and then it became what it is today.


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[Assistant] Nah, I feel like 12, 13 is about to cut off.


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[Assistant] I wanted you to look good. Yeah, I like that. But you, I've met many of your magician friends, they're all just like you, just good, wholesome guys that aren't trying to deceive anybody. I mean, not in a satanic way, but are there magicians out there that either, like professional wrestlers who try to act like they come back from the dead or try to do stuff?


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[Assistant] They don't seem like the type that would be seeking the spotlight, very quiet, mild manner. They've been hypnotized.


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[Assistant] No, it's, watch it for two, ten seconds here. Okay.


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[Assistant] So the other thing they did where they were able to turn water into blood, which that could just be food dye or something, right? It could be a lot of things. And frogs.


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[Assistant] And then they created more frogs, the plague.


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[Assistant] I always wondered why the different pharaoh, but the one that


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[Assistant] Caught all his magicians to have the dream interpreted. None of them could do it. That's right.


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[Assistant] But, but, uh, well, Joseph also interpreted. Yeah, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Ah, okay, you're right. So Joseph told him what the degree and then what it meant. Then what it meant. Okay.


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[Assistant] All right. Well, stay on the Bible thing. There were witches. There was the witch of Endor. She saw, got her son in Samuel from the dead and, uh, tell him what was going to happen.


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[Assistant] So if you gotta- I agree. I've opened for like a medium at Zany's and she-


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[Assistant] He said, you and your sons are going to die tomorrow in battle. And they did. I think Saul committed suicide, but, but he got it right too.


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[Assistant] Again, if, if she was like, uh, this is just my buddy, Tom the Demon, she was freaked out when she saw it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I know this has become more of a Bible episode, but I just recently put together that the wise men, the magi, that's the same word as magician.


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[Assistant] Barbie and Ken's number one. Of course. Yeah, I don't even know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, let's get into some Halloween candy. Yeaah, yeaah. You should listen to me. Uhm, alright, Halloween candy. So, this broke, this is, uh, candy.com. They break down every state.


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[Assistant] What the top Halloween candy is, how they know, I'm not sure. I mean, I guess they just look at sales from a certain period of time. Uh, for Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Who knows how, I mean, this is crazy. Number two, it's hot tamales and third, Swedish fish.


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[Assistant] I don't think fun size existed maybe when I was a kid. We had like, I can remember like candy apples.


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[Assistant] I, I grew up in the country, so there was no going door to door. You, I mean, you had to go to a house, get out of your car.


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[Assistant] My parents would drive me, get out, go, and then get in the car and drive a little bit to the next house.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't really think I believe in ghosts, but.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's some haunted houses I probably wouldn't, I'd be a little nervous in.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean the bell, the bell witch house. Yeah. The what? The bell witch. You know the bell witch? No. Yeah.


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[Assistant] One of the most famous ghosts, I guess, anywhere, and it's right here. It's where Liam Morgan's from, Adams, Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Why, going back to the Bible, Jesus followers thought HE was a ghost.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he was walking on water and then after resurrection. So I don't know. Maybe that's.


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[Assistant] I never have a problem. Jesus rose again. So they believed in ghosts. Uh, nobody corrected them. Like he didn't say like ghosts. That's stupid. So.


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[Assistant] Now I want to mention, because I think we have at least one that listens, there are witches like Wiccans who...


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[Assistant] Call themselves witches and practicing, but their whole motto is do no harm. So, so we'll throw that out there.


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[Assistant] There are witches and their brew, according to what I read is they might make a home remedy, herbal remedy for the flu. Yeah, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I know that stuff. Yeah, well, I just wanna fill that. Alright, that's probably a good place to...


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[Assistant] Uh, well, Aaron is gonna be at the Albany Funny Bone November 3rd and 4th.


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[Assistant] So, uh, go check him out there. I will be, um, at Zany's November 8th, uh, here in Nashville one night, Zany's November 10th and 11th at, uh, Comedy Off Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky. My first time to headline there.


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[Assistant] November 18th, I'll be at, uhm, the Murphy Theater. No, sorry, the Studio Theater in Little Rock, Arkansas.


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[Assistant] I just watched one of his old specials and they show you and Derek.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that was his, uh, that's right. The one in New York, uh, for his Comedy Central special.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Nate will be back next week. He'll tell us all about Saturday Night Live. Like, like I said, if you want, if you've got questions or comments about SNL, email us at natelandandnatebargatzee.com and we'll read some of them next week on the show.


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[Assistant] I'm 32. I'm not a kid by any metric anymore.


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[Assistant] Big coats, not quite the weather for it yet, but it does feel it's very comfortable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you look good. Hey, thanks. Yeah. I appreciate it, man. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be a good year, dude. It's gonna be a good year. 30, 33rd year.


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[Assistant] Brian and I were watching it in the Zanies green room. We were betting on when you would go up. Yeah. I won 20 bucks off of that. Oh really? Brian was like, I think Nate's coming right up after the commercial break. And I was like, nah.


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[Assistant] In my school, if you got caught wearing the fake Jordans, people were ruthless to you, dude. Yeah, it's worse to have the fake. A kid showed up with, it was the Jordan Jumpman, but you could see shoelaces on the Jordan logo. And dude, they tore this kid apart for that. That was it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, Chris was aw- his music is awesome. Obviously we like it, but we were talking about what a Nashville moment it would be if Jelly Roll had won and then you hand the, you know, Jelly Roll would have, would have given you a hug probably. Oh, for sure.


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[Assistant] It was cool to watch me. We watched most of that award show after Brian show at Zanies was the same night during the award show. Dusty was on it too.


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[Assistant] I get told I look like him a lot. In the face. Not, we're not, not the good shape part of it.


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[Assistant] What? Why, why is it better because he's not a countryside?


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[Assistant] Uh, the Jimmy Buffett. He did the Jimmy Buffett tribute with Zach Brown.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's ripped too. Oh, is he? Yeaah, he's gotten in good shape. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we'll catch you off on YouTube. Oh yeaah, they can pass. I guess it has to be now, yeaah, sorry.


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[Assistant] I remember I felt that years ago, dusty night did the show with Brad Paisley at zanies. And you remember when he showed up to the club.


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[Assistant] It was the first time I felt like, oh, this is like a different level of fame that I had not seen from comedians. Like people outside going crazy.


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[Assistant] I don't remember. Dude, we were real lying that it was me, you and Greg Warren.


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[Assistant] And we're lined up and Brad Paisley goes, just tell me something about yourself. And he meets dusty and dusty goes, well, you know, I do comedy. I like to smoke cigars, hang out and he goes, oh, comedy and cigars. That's great. We'll smoke a cigar one time. It turns to me and he goes, what about you? I just paid it. I just go same.


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[Assistant] And he goes, comedy and cigars. And I was like, Oh, I don't even really smoke cigars. I just completely bombed. Thought about that all night. This guy's got no personality. Hey, ditto, dude.


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[Assistant] Well, I was not in a big folk area this weekend. I was in Bridgeport, Connecticut.


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[Assistant] No, no, two people. Yeah, the MC was involved. The MC was.


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[Assistant] Ended up being the bouncer. He had to, he had to kick him out, but I was about three minutes into my set and there's full on fight. Two tables just went at it. Was it about one of your jokes?


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[Assistant] What was, did you know what they fought about? I found out later, so I couldn't piece it together during the show. I just saw two tables going at it, one table kind of.


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[Assistant] They all left and then that table came back, the table that.


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[Assistant] Knocked the other dude out and they were great the rest of the show. So I had no clue what happened. Turns out it was one table wouldn't shut up and the next table just kept telling them to be quiet.


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[Assistant] And the other guy ended up being a veteran military dude. So he just knocked the dude out.


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[Assistant] Yes, the veterans were the, they were in the right and they came back and they were awesome. Wow. Once they left and sorted everything out.


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[Assistant] But I didn't know what had happened at the time. They just came back and it was like, Oh, protecting free speech all the way around. Did you talk?


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[Assistant] No, I didn't want to bring it up because it was like a five to six minute like.


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[Assistant] People forgot there was a show going on. Cause it was that big of a thing.


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[Assistant] It was such a, like, it felt so serious that I didn't have anything funny or interesting to say about it. I just stood back.


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[Assistant] Full on fight, you know, the, the staff's helping out how they can.


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[Assistant] It very clearly had nothing to do with you. This fight had nothing to do with me, so I was just sitting back watching. You know, so I, I never felt, I felt danger when I left the club.


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[Assistant] But when I was on stage, I felt completely fine. It's just anybody. Yeah. Changes the energy. You know, I'm talking about Toms. And then there's a, what's the first joke? Yeah. Yeah. That's a fight.


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[Assistant] I think I said, well, I got to, uh, Hey, I'm still up here, by the way. I said that and I got a big laugh. And then somebody yells, welcome to Bridgeport. And he got a huge laugh. All right. All right. We're going to get back into it. That guy come up and do some time. Yeah. Good night everybody.


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[Assistant] Now the crowd was, everybody else was cool. Once that one table left, it was like maybe the best show of the weekend, which feels crazy to say. Cause there was a fist fight. But it was great. That's what you need for your shows. That was the early show too. 730p.


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[Assistant] Good. I called Dustin Nickerson after I talked about it and part of it felt good because I feel like sometimes


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[Assistant] I do these like cushy kind of soft shows. I do corporate stuff or like a church gig and you don't feel like you're, and then like, Oh, I got a fight going on in my show at Bridgeport. Like I'm out here. Like I'm doing the real, the real stuff.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, when it was Birmingham comedy club, it burned to the ground and then they reopened it as stardust.


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[Assistant] So it was a problem all show. It just came to a boiling point three minutes into my.


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[Assistant] The late show, I said, you guys, you can't be the worst show of the night. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did a zoom show for Texas roadhouse during during a joke about it. Yeah, they're having serious budget cuts. I guess at the time I had to crash there. I crashed their zoom cocktail hour bomb pretty bad. Got out of there. Do you just.


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[Assistant] Hang out and have drinks together that we got a special treat that no one knows who I am.


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[Assistant] You can't crash something if nobody knows who you are and then you.


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[Assistant] I think it's a startlingly accurate depiction of you, Brian.


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[Assistant] Or maybe Kale's young enough that he was named after Kale.


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[Assistant] I did do some research on this of why, why it doesn't is even a thing. And it's the exact point that Brian made during the argument, which is that 12.


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[Assistant] Has more divisors than 10 does. So, uh, so it's more convenient in a lot of ways.


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[Assistant] Did you ever have a milk delivery guy? A door to door milkman?


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[Assistant] In 1963, nearly 29.7% of consumers in the US had milk delivered. But in 1975,


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[Assistant] Just 12 years later that number dropped to 6.9% of total sales. But something happened between 1963 and 1975.


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[Assistant] Well, there are more hot dogs in the pack than buns.


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[Assistant] Now I think that the hot dogs come in dozens, right? Or eight, eight or 10 and then hot dog buns are.


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[Assistant] Well one comedian played in the last celebrity all-star game, do you know who?


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[Assistant] Where, when it happened, but I, but I, I got a pretty good image of it in my head. It's not Usain Bolt.


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[Assistant] I would have got on my electric e-bike and I would have been out of there immediately. Are you looking for the best gift ever? Have you guys done holiday shopping yet? You bought some gifts?


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[Assistant] Looking for that best gift ever effect this holiday. Electric e-bikes will impress even the hardest person to shop for. There are lots of e-bikes to choose from, but there's only one electric e-bike. It's the best selling e-bike in America and for good reason.


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[Assistant] Starting at just $7.99, these e-bikes are affordable. Plus, you can get hundreds of dollars in free accessories when you purchase this season at electricebikes.com. L-E-C-T-R-I-C. Like electric without the E.


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[Assistant] We love them and you will too. I've told you, I take this thing on the road with me. It folds in half, fits in the back of my car and I don't drive a huge car, but it fits in there. It's compact.


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[Assistant] It's ready to go. They have quality feature-filled models, finances low as $73 a month. It won't cost a fortune. They have the best customer service I've ever used for a company. You call, you get a human being right away and they talk to you like a human being and that's big. With electric e-bike, you can save on traditional transportation. Stop taking the bus.


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[Assistant] They cost way less than the competition. And like I said, they're foldable and they ship free and come fully assembled. Listen, I could talk about it all day.


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[Assistant] Get hundreds of dollars in free accessories with any electric e-bike purchase this season, including America's best-selling e-bike, the XP 3.0. Visit electricebikes.com to find the electric model for you. That's L-E-C-T-R-I-C-E-Bikes.com.


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[Assistant] Now these NASCAR, the vehicles are capable of going 230 miles per hour, but they limit it via restrictor plates to about 200 miles an hour. That's about as fast as they can.


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[Assistant] Never heard of it. No. Butane. I don't know what's going on here.


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[Assistant] It's in the thick of it though. It's in the mix. It's right next to Bangladesh, Nepal, I mean. West Bengal. China.


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[Assistant] At the end there, which we've talked about on the podcast for question mark and an exclamation point. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Save your time and finds a, but then this one says interesting and this guy says interesting original film. I would not want to see again.


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[Assistant] We never had indoor pets. Everything was outside and I feel like that's kind of gone.


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[Assistant] I mean, we didn't live on the, in a farm or, you know, or in the country. We lived kind of in a neighborhood type area and everything was outdoors. Outdoor cats, outdoor dogs.


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[Assistant] You know, it's just kind of understood. I remember our dog, you hear it outside going.


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[Assistant] When it was cold, it would want to come in so bad. My dad would be like, shut that thing up out there. You know, it just, it's annoying. You know, it's a dog.


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[Assistant] You gotta think dignified death is a very, it's a strictly human thing.


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[Assistant] Think about every life on earth. Most of them end horrifically except for humans. Yeah. Most of the time. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think it gets to a certain age where it can't defend itself anymore and it just gets, dies tragically somehow. Most of them.


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[Assistant] A bird, a bird falls down from the sky, you know, something like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's like a tragic death to fall out of the sky and die.


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[Assistant] I'm just, I said that to say don't feel too bad about these pets dying.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Bird's the one pet I don't fully understand.


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[Assistant] Somebody's got a bird for a pet. I don't, I, I don't understand what you get out of it. Cause I feel like there's very little.


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[Assistant] I don't know, physical touch between the two of them. I don't even know if a bird can bond with a human being. I don't know if they can.


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[Assistant] My neighbor, one of the first, you remember the first time when you're like a certain age where the first time like.


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[Assistant] It was the first time somebody hired, my neighbor had all these birds and they left town and they were like,


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[Assistant] We'll pay the nine year old kid next door to come just like feed the birds.


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[Assistant] And the first day I went over there to feed the birds, I opened the cage and they had like this toucan and it just flew right out of it. It's just like loose in the house.


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[Assistant] This is the first time they're paying me with a, I remember they paid me with a $25 Papa John's gift card. I remember specifically that's what they gave me and, uh, your audience. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They know how to incentivize me. But the first day I had to call like their adult son who lived across town to come drive to the house and catch this bird and put it back in.


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[Assistant] My parents weren't involved at all. I walked over to the neighbor's house and I.


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[Assistant] Well, they figured it's easy. We'll pay this guy $25. That's barely enough for one pizza from Papa John's. Just have him walk over next door.


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[Assistant] It like flew across, it's a big problem when there's a toucan loose in your house.


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[Assistant] That's true. I made sure of that before I did anything. I don't even think I was supposed to open the cage. I don't know why I did that.


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[Assistant] I think you can just feed them through it or something. I don't know. I opened it and it took advantage. Well, that shows that bird won.


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[Assistant] We had, I had a hamster that I named Skunky.


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[Assistant] When I was young and I used to love that hamster that I remember I came back from school one day and my mom said Skunky died. And I found out years later that my mom fed Skunky to my brother Snake, Slither.


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[Assistant] Cause it was like old and dying and she's like, well, this will save me a trip to the pet store to get an actual. So just fed the hamster to wow, the snake.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, it was old and it was, it was about time, right? But that snake, that snake got out of the cage and the dog.


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[Assistant] It was a ball python and it got out of my brother's cage and we looked forever and couldn't find it.


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[Assistant] And we just kind of wrote it off. I guess the snake's gone, right? The guy out of the cage is gone and then the dog threw it up everywhere. You can see that he had eaten the snake.


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[Assistant] I was on the different level of the house. My brother lived in the basement, essentially.


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[Assistant] We used to catch snakes all the time as kids. My dad would take us out. I remember walking through.


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[Assistant] Will the wilderness pillowcases just trying to catch them.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I was, Theo Von called a fair at the limousine of rats. It's like one of the funniest things I've ever heard. That's all I think about.


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[Assistant] It's a short story, 1894 short story collection. Wow. About adventures of a valiant young Indian gray mongoose. It has often been anthologized.


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[Assistant] Oh, the rickety ticky toppy from 1965. In the soviet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had to take his dog out to use the bathroom when I opened for him, he was on stage. Yeah. Yeah. It was just me and the dog in the green room.


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[Assistant] He said, he wrote this essay called On Dogs, and at one point in it, he's like looking at his dog in front of the fire and reflecting on it, and he says, man ought to have six legs.


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[Assistant] I was just, he's like, those other four legs are like a part of us.


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[Assistant] The, the scientific reason that we, of, you know, we created dogs out of wolves.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like a long time ago and we, we evolved together. Dogs and humans do have like a special relationship.


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[Assistant] And I like our cats, but I do think there's something, the dog is like something special. You know?


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[Assistant] Or they never had a dog and they're just trying to get away.


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[Assistant] You know, they, I looked this up, cats don't, cats don't even know.


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[Assistant] Cats sort of think that their owners are just big cats.


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[Assistant] They don't even recognize there's something different from them. So they just treat you like a, like a big cat that kind of feeds them.


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[Assistant] You know, but a dog, clearly like a dog recognizes.


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[Assistant] This is something other than me. It knows. It's what GK Chester has said. He said, whatever it means to be a human being is imprinted inside a dog in a more than you could ever put into words. Something about that.


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[Assistant] It can take over the house, but yeah, I'm not worried about him at home right now. I don't have to rush home to let him out.


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[Assistant] You know, they're just like probably wrestling with each other or just waiting on me to feed them. That's pretty much it. Anyway.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah. He doesn't hang out with it on the couch. I know it's in water, but they, they're, I don't like them at all, dude.


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[Assistant] I don't like that you can put them in a jar and they can open the jar. I don't like any of that.


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[Assistant] Fort Knox. How smart would an animal have to be before it becomes uncomfortable that you have one in your house? Like an octopus is like...


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[Assistant] Near as close to near human intelligence as we can get basically.


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[Assistant] And this weekend, I'm going international, baby. I'm going worldwide.


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[Assistant] I'm there all weekend. I love that. Ticket sales are okay. I've been there. They're not unbelievable. Like the club's probably not as pumped as I am, but it looks like all the shows are going to be good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they go. Let's go buy some stuff. Put those people to work today. Yeah, but the schools, the students are not working. But the teachers get to get off. Okay. I mean, so then parents at work.


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[Assistant] It seems too, it's too weird. It is weird when you think about it, but I for sure said it. By your radio?


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[Assistant] If Le'Veon Bell dies in real life, I'm still keeping him.


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[Assistant] If you got a billion dollars, you could do a lot better than that.


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[Assistant] Just to see what it would do. I did do it for a while. You did? Yea. What did it do? I was jacked up.


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[Assistant] Do testosterone, testosterone shots on the podcast.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cooking, smelling somebody frying chicken. Yeah, bacon, little apple pie right out


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[Assistant] That seems like a statement that someone with two middle initials would say.


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[Assistant] Is that what every song's about? The power it looks at for it. A lot of them. Especially as you got-


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[Assistant] You're complaining about something that began 30 years ago.


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[Assistant] I always think that too, but you're allowed to throw them in the stands. Super Bowl touchdown, I would keep that ball.


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[Assistant] I don't- I'm gonna stand up for you in those comments. I haven't really weighed in on there, but-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm sorry. I have done that at an amusement park when I broke my toe. I had one of those scooter things. And I got to jump to the front of the line. That was the best.


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[Assistant] If you pay for that A boarding group though, they should escort you in a wheelchair.


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[Assistant] He stole a hot dog on a stick uniform, was posing as an employee. Yeah, I think so.


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[Assistant] I only saw the one. And it was right when it opened. Yeah. And he was pretty lazy. He seemed tired from the trip that he had just taken or something.


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[Assistant] I really should have quizzed him. He did say that if a Komodo dragon bites you, there's a bacteria in the Komodo dragon saliva that will just coagulate all of your blood.


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[Assistant] He's like, this is what's gonna happen. I was trying to egg it on.


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[Assistant] Anyway, Alex. I was just in, uh, Charlotte.


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[Assistant] And Atlanta. North Carolina.


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[Assistant] Readings from the book, it's material based off of the book.


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[Assistant] It is a book tour, but he's doing stand up.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He spoke highly of you. Oh good. Yeah. I told him I moved to Nashville and he.


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[Assistant] Uh, I forget. This is a big theater. Oh cool. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We're definitely not putting chess and NASCAR in the same category though. That would be ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Like in the Olympics, you sometimes see those really slow swimmers in the Olympics.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go, I think I could do the sweeping and the curling.


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[Assistant] Probably. Just cause of the sentimental value of that. That was a big bombshell I just dropped by the way. I'm sorry to bring that up.


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[Assistant] Is that how you say it now? What do you say? Utonian?


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[Assistant] I like extra syllables. I never liked Yutong.


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[Assistant] I love an H. Ooh, a G would be good in there. U-T-A-G-H-N. You talking? Yeaah. You talking, like you're talking.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm just not famous to Shalane, I guess, but yeah.


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[Assistant] And I like Nashville when I've been traveling around. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, now that you bring it up, I mean, I could go for some Applebee's right now.


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[Assistant] I remember when you said you went to Temple Square. I walked around their Vatican. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you something about the missionaries at temple squares, that they put the best looking Mormons there. I could tell. I have a joke about that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, good looking ones there. I got sent to South America.


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[Assistant] Sometimes all you need is to set it aside as a comic and then you can revisit it.


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[Assistant] Well there, yea, people have been, they deface it every once in a while, which is not nice, but.


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[Assistant] I haven't been to this national park now, but I do think you're able to touch it. Get right up on it.


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[Assistant] I know I'm related to the second mayor of Provo. Wow. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, in my defense, genealogy wise, if you're from Utah, it gets a little confusing. Oh, a lot of inbred stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, on my mom's side. Okay. Yeah, my dad's an Italian immigrant.


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[Assistant] That's something to do with bees, I think. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I saw that out in public once, a reverse polygamy situation. Really? Yeah. You can always tell the polygamists in public, they kind of look like Little House on the Prairie and Elaine Bennis. Oh yeah. The Bennis hair. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. And there was one, one Elaine Bennis lady with two well-dressed dudes and suspenders. I was like, yeah. Wow.


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[Assistant] Where at? Like a T-Mobile store? Walmart. Walmart.


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[Assistant] Angry mob. Oh, an angry mob. That's the worst kind. Utahans? No. No, they were in Illinois, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, far from Temple Square, I went to South America. Whoa. Paraguay. Paraguay? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That wasn't so much service as, as preaching. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We did some light yard work, I remember, with machetes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, they're good dudes. I kind of keep up with them on Facebook. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think it was just dead whales floating. I don't think a whale can survive in that thing.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think I'm her same age actually. So what was she like 12? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I saw her after she was found. She was working at a bank.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I wanted to be like, there she is.


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[Assistant] Oh, Robert Redford is technically from there now. He has a home, Park City. Oh, okay. We claim him.


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[Assistant] Who did it? To Gary Coleman.


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[Assistant] Kentucky, but he franchised it out in Utah. Okay. That location has a, like a wax figure of him in there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the, that's like the best burger place.


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[Assistant] In Utah. Yeah. And I don't know. I really love it.


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[Assistant] Ketchup, mayonnaise. Ketchup and mayo, if you wanna get crazy with that little pickle juice. Okay. Yeaah. It's real good. I don't know why it's not- I made some of that fry sauce. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] He made the wall for a different reason.


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[Assistant] I get it. I hope he's listening to this episode. He just got to be able to pause it. He doesn't like the live experience.


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[Assistant] I'm in favor of bringing back the intermission for movies. I don't know why we don't do that.


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[Assistant] I think the state was around before the circus, but the slogan wasn't, yeah, you're right. Cause of the, you want to know why? Because you have good snow.


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[Assistant] The Great Salt Lake makes it extra powdery. It's like salty, kinda salty snow.


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[Assistant] That's fun. Good packing snow for snowball fights? No, it's bad packing snow, but good for skiing.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It was always really expensive. Couldn't ever afford. Oh yeah. Kind of a rich man.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, skiers are more elitist for sure. Okay, and the snowboarders are the real people. Real snooty, yeaah. Okay, interesting. I'm gonna take a hard stance on this.


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[Assistant] I don't know if that is a good parallel. Have you seen, have you seen those land skis that are roller skates? Oh no. Like really long roller skates with poles. Oh no. People do that? Yea.


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[Assistant] No. Okay. I do that. You're okay with that, but yeah. I'll support that. Alright.


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[Assistant] Sorry, that was my voice again, but I didn't sell it.


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[Assistant] Before you go skiing though, it requires a lot of energy, right? Yes. You want your vitamins.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh, I'm gonna leave now. This is the painful experience bringing it up. When we made the finals the first time, John Stockton made that shot.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, we went together to that one. Was that your first NBA game? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I didn't really get super into it, but I'll, I'll side with them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just basketball, uh, MLS, yeah. Real Salt Lake.


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[Assistant] That's the only major team in Utah to win a championship. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. Yeah, you both left, and I stayed.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, that's right. Andrew Bogut. Uh, who else was on that team?


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[Assistant] I know you weren't involved in that, I'm sorry. I personally think that's why nothing good ever happens to the team because we got some of that bad juju from stealing the name. Or some voodoo from the Netherlands. Right.


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[Assistant] I was talking to my friend about this and we decided the rock would be good. Cause we could keep the note, like the music. You just changed the genre.


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[Assistant] We got a great zone defense. I think, yeah.


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[Assistant] That's what great grandpappy had to do. He had to go to Mexico.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I'm technically kind of Mexican.


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[Assistant] No, I'm sorry. I'm trying to get into it. Yeah. I love hoops though.


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[Assistant] He left for Florida, I know. Yeaah. Yeaah. I remember that. See?


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, that was a bad week for us. Got COVID, the earthquake.


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[Assistant] Yeah. There's a big trend in Utah where you go to a soda shop and they put syrups in it. We call it dirty diet coke. Yeah. That's how we get after it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've seen, I've seen the fossils of it.


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[Assistant] In, uh, vernal, there's a lot of, vernal Utah, there's a lot of dinosaur fossils. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We got, we got religion and dinosaurs. This is a hot podcast.


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[Assistant] I've heard a little bit about it that there's shapeshifters.


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[Assistant] More like a real estate mogul bought the whole thing and he's running experiments on it and stuff.


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[Assistant] I have listened to the podcast and I know your theory of how they put.


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[Assistant] They just take bones and put them together like a jigsaw puzzle.


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[Assistant] But do you think they put them in the order and then dig them up? Like they arrange them to look like a, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I felt it. Uh, I lived next to a train track at the time, so I just kinda thought it was, it wasn't too bad. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm sorry that the tornado happened.


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[Assistant] That's probably a good place to stop. Alright. Thanks for having me guys. Absolutely.