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[Assistant] Cause he won't say, and he's like, well, my dad's like asking him stuff. And we had to tell him, cause you know, we kept it from him until the last point we could. And then he's like eating and then, you know, and he's just looking at my dad like, Hmm. And so then I'm on stage.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I, I'm like, all right, I'm going to do it. And so I finish up and then I say, all right, Hey, we'll go bring everybody out. Uh, tell everybody, come on back out. Nobody's coming out. Nobody. This has been planned for two days.


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[Assistant] Nobody's coming out. And then I was like, well, where is everybody? You know, you know, and everybody's standing up clapping. The show's over. Like he's feeling comfortable.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, finally I see Nick and I go, Oh, Nick's coming out. I was like, all right, everybody take your time. Just a live show. Nothing to worry about. And then.


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[Assistant] You know, then my Joe and my dad, I mean, they were all backstage as if the show ended three hours ago. No urgency at all.


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[Assistant] Nick was eating a big steak. I think, and then Travis gave all like, you know, they, they got a 10 minute warning being like, Hey, it were close. So be ready and just, I mean, they all, and then, so then.


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[Assistant] And then Travis brought the cake out as a surprise and then all the crowd was saying hey, this was very cool.


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[Assistant] They need to do something nice. You still get, you're up there frustrated. Like what are we doing? Come on everybody. Like I'm going to stay in there. And then so, but it was, uh, yeah, it was super cool. Super cool. So yeah, we had to do good. Vegas was good. Vegas was a fun time. And before that you presented the CMAs. I did. Yeah. The CMAs were, uh, you know, very fun. I followed Tanya Tucker.


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[Assistant] That was, you know, I never could, I never, my parent, we could never afford a starter jacket. I got the other. This is my first ever one too. Yeah. I got, uh, cause it's probably looked down on when.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had, uh, whatever the other, there was another one that was not a starter jacket. Stopper.


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[Assistant] Huh? Stopper? Stop jacket? Yeah. Yeah, it was, uh, I forget. I forget too. I was trying to think. You know what I'm talking about though? There was, I had some Jordans too from Dollar General that they, they made


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[Assistant] Dollar General made Jordan, uh, a pair of Jordan shoes that looked like real, they looked like Jordan shoes, but they were Dollar General. DG's. Yeah. That's worse though. They were Michael Jordan's brothers. And they go, you go, well, he was, you know, he's, they said he's the best one.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't know him personally, but it's, I mean, there's, he, he never, I don't think he, he didn't look at me, which I thought was crazy. You know, you're like, I would think you would just look someone. I mean, I put my hand out and I'm thankfully he even shook it. I didn't, and now I would just not even like, if I gave him an award, I would just stand back and just be like, let him like that dude is.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I mean, I honestly was hoping it would be Jelly Roll. Uh.


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[Assistant] It would have been, yeah, it would have been a very special kind of thing. It's, I, you know, I, he's a wonderful person, man. It's like, uh, Jilly Rose is a really wonderful person. He's one of them.


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[Assistant] That you're like, yeah, he's a, he's rough around the edges and all the stuff, but it's that guy, uh, has worked very hard.


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[Assistant] You know, and he gave that great speech and it's all very relatable just in the fact that, yeah, it takes a long time and.


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[Assistant] You know, you gotta just be around and you know, I relate to it and you know, it's not like, cause you just see people that are famous and you're like, they're 26 years old.


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[Assistant] And they're, and they're millionaires. And it's just, and it's, you're like, they haven't even.


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[Assistant] And they're not complaining about it, because that's what you hope happens.


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[Assistant] But it's, it's, the appreciation is much, that's why he's so appreciative and why it feels authentic is cause it's truly appreciation. He was in jail at 26.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, he's lived, it looks like it's two different people's lives.


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[Assistant] It doesn't, you would say that's not even the same person that's a year ago. Well, that's, those people probably don't even know each other. And you're like, no, it's the same guy. Yeah. He's, uh, a wonderful, wonderful person and was very happy, you know, to see that new artist and it was, it was super cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He's in good shape now. Yeah. He's very nice too. Like, I mean, he, he seems like the man. Every clip I see of him. Is he the one that was working out?


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[Assistant] Not the good shake part of it. I guess the tattoos. I can see it.


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[Assistant] It's like, there's no reason for Post Malone to know who Joe Diffie is, but the other two guys should know who Joe Diffie is. And they did, they did a tribute to him. Yea, I know, it just wasn't good.


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[Assistant] I already sat right behind me. Yeah. I did not talk to him at all. Yeah, he's not very friendly. Is he? I don't think so.


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[Assistant] He's different than I thought he was. I think I was, he's different than I thought he was gonna be. Yea. I really, like he was, I mean I didn't say a word to him so he might be the nicest, but it's, but just being near him.


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[Assistant] It was, I was a little like, oh, it's kind of not what I thought he would.


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[Assistant] They're young. I mean, he's a young guy. These guys get so famous.


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[Assistant] They get just, uh, you know, you, and you have, it's a balance of you got, then you got Chris Stapleton, who I think is a very like.


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[Assistant] He doesn't like to be around people or talk to people, you know. Seems that way.


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[Assistant] Oh really? So, I mean, cause he's like, he's like this down, he's like going on and on, and then you're, it's, uh, it's just a moment that you wanna, you wanna go to him and go, like, just don't talk.


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[Assistant] But then go be like, uh, you know, have a little Marshawn Lynch kind of attitude of just go like, thank you, I really appreciate it. Like, cause I think it means a lot to him, but it's, uh, yeah, but I mean, yeah, I don't know. I mean, he just turned, I mean, thankfully, I honestly, when I put my hand down, I was like, I shouldn't be doing this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Stapleton never looked up. He just looked through, you know, uh, I always thought like you'd meet and be like, Hey man, nice to meet you. But I mean, you wouldn't even have a moment. There's no energy of like.


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[Assistant] Please say hi to me. It's an energy of, I want to go back to where I, I thought Morgan Wallen was in front of us too. His dad's coming to my show. His dad, his dad drives a truck still. That's cool. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know Old Dominion, the, it's a truck, but not the van. And he drives for them. And he still drives like, cause I, cause he said his, uh, it was funny, I talked to Morgan just


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[Assistant] He goes, I got to work, but weekends I can go and you're like.


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[Assistant] I don't know. It's, it's a, it's a young, you know, it's, it's just different being there when everybody's just pretty young.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I don't ever remember what he looks like, but he's like huge right now.


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[Assistant] Wait, no, I'm thinking of Zach. You're thinking, yeah, we're thinking different. You're thinking of Zach Brian, the young guy? He's the one that's got, I know Zach Brown. Zach Brian is big, yeah. Zach Brian, isn't he the one that everybody's going crazy about? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they can pass. I guess it has to be now. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Cause it's, yeah. I mean, they're just like, what, who are these names? Uh, but it's, I, yeah. CMAs were, they were, they were super fun. I went out there real quick. I had that one little thing and it was after Tanya's like, I mean, this, she could stay in ovation. You know, people were crying.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, and you know that comic in you where you're like, I gotta follow, I had it, you have to say something just because it's...


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[Assistant] I mean, it's like an emotional kind of thing. I mean, they're sitting down and in your leg, they're like, we got to go now.


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[Assistant] And so then I'm already being rushed out there and then you stand, you say it. What did she say?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they showed us a lot. Two of y'all were on TV a bunch. Yeah, we were sitting in the real thick of it.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's you're as a comedian going to their met Peyton Manning too. Yeah, super nice. Uh, and then, but the, uh, yeah, the.


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[Assistant] Being a comedian in that world, you can feel it at home, you're just kind of like in a unicorn. Like there's just not, they're just all around each other.


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[Assistant] If an athlete, you know, as convenience, we're just kind of like off the radar show business, even though it's becoming.


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[Assistant] Uh, much more mainstream thing. It goes from, you know, we were just, we're not in the mix of it all. We're not at the award show, you know, maybe we're hosting or something, but now a lot more people know. And so it's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that was, uh, yeah, that's what I was, so yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, well I mean he might need you to do 13 if people came to see him.


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[Assistant] Which I did, and Aaron did. If someone comes to Channel 5 and they're like, man, they go, that was the on camera. All right, well you're about to watch an hour of off camera. The producer.


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[Assistant] It's good. It's good that it happened though. I like it cause it makes it, that's just part of, like that's the, that's all the stuff you gotta go through to just get you just dealing with the insanity of, that's the stuff that people don't see, uh, and are the, you know, I wouldn't even worry about people don't see.


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[Assistant] Because I don't like that. Like the, not saying the audience has to see that. But like comics, when they start and then they think, the comics that want to do comedy.


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[Assistant] And they don't, they, they're like, Oh, I'll just get up and do your, but you gotta go.


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[Assistant] You gotta have those situa- and you're not picking those situations. They just happen. You don't know when it might happen. Maybe it doesn't happen. Odds are it's probably gonna happen.


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[Assistant] And then you're gonna be in some situation and then you gotta just deal, you gotta, you know, stand on stage with a microphone and...


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[Assistant] And just, I don't know, figure it out. And there's nothing you could say like.


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[Assistant] If, if, if what, if you're like, that's gonna happen to this weekend. If someone told you it was gonna happen.


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[Assistant] There's no, cause you would think, well, what would I say? You go, I don't know. That's when your pure comic comes out of you that you're just, cause then you gotta, you gotta get the mood switched back.


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[Assistant] I mean, yeah, the video, it's like, it is, it's like that. It's, it's, it's, you, you learn more as a comic in that situation.


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[Assistant] Well it's, and you gotta really go through that. Totally. And you really do. And then, cause that's the, it's, that's the whole point of comedy. Comedy is, uh,


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[Assistant] It's for, there's no preparation for the mo-, it is the mo-, that's why I think people, it's starting to become a big thing because everything feels so produced or so made or, you know, written and all this. And it's the, it's the only thing.


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[Assistant] That music, music's like, you know, you can change people, I can sound good singing with that Lake Beach song. They can make anybody sound good singing. Sometimes. Yeah. Not the Joe Diffie trivia. Not the Dusty standards, but yeah. Not Morgan Wayland. Uh, yeah. Uh, but, uh,


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[Assistant] Comedy is like in that moment right there is kind of a beautiful thing cause it's just, uh huh.


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[Assistant] It's the rawest thing that could ever happen and you gotta just figure it out and then get back into a show. Right. Right. And you, and it's at the beginning.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is true. With Aaron? I did not. No, that was up there. I did not notice it. It was at the- Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] I felt like something felt crazy, but it's like we're taping that special, but it was the fight was up in the top corner, but I had the Tampa one. I've had the.


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[Assistant] Fire alarm golf back to back weeks, one stardom, I might have told that story, right? Stardom, stardom it goes, it's going off during the show. And I was like, do we need to do anything? And they go, no. And we just sat there. At the stardom?


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[Assistant] And the stardom's burned down before. Oh, well they were hilarious. Yeah. We just, it's like red lights were just blinking for the rest half of the show.


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[Assistant] And then, yeaah, and then that one, and the other one was in, uh, parlor in, uh, Washington State. Uh, I, they had a fire alarm and we had to, I had probably 20 minutes left.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I had to walk down with the crowd outside and then we all walked back up.


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[Assistant] And then how to get back into the show. And that's, you know, I mean, that's man, that's...


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[Assistant] It's, it's crit, that's the stuff I don't want to go, you know, I mean, you might have to do it again, but it's the stuff that you're like, I don't want to do again.


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[Assistant] But it's just stuff that you have to, you really have to do because you just have to figure out how do I get these people back into a mindset to, of enjoyment after just insanity just happened.


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[Assistant] I don't know what the best time would be for it to happen. At least, the beginning of the show is at least.


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[Assistant] I get that out of the way before I get up here. Yea, well a lot of it is, yea, a lot of it you deal with it with the opening, but you need the headlining part aspect of it, and that's the thing, really to be a great comic, you have to learn how to deal to do an hour after that, or during it, or no matter where it happens.


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[Assistant] Cause you gotta learn to switch. You know, it's just like, uh, yes, it's crazy. It's fun.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's not, you know, you don't want it, but it's, it's when you look back, you're like, that's, that's the stuff that you're, you know, cause it can't be worse than that. Right.


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[Assistant] But what if someone came and raked your leaves? Well, I want the leaves.


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[Assistant] Uh, but you don't really have many places to go for this information.


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[Assistant] How many subscribers does this guy have? Is it like the real?


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, let's read some of you guys' comments.


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[Assistant] No, I'm joking. That was, I just, uh, back to back, those were great jokes. Uh, I expected some roast on Brian's portrait. I couldn't find a very good picture for reference, so I had to use his headshot from Instagram. I'm glad the rest of the crew were happy with the results though. I agree. That seems to be a theme for you.


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[Assistant] Well, I think I'd imagine what's hard for you is you have no, yeah, like a beard is like you, there's, you're just, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm actually coming around to you a little bit on this painting.


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[Assistant] Cause it may, I think it, yeah, I could see that. I think that's a, it's, I think it's a tough, you know, I honestly really, I think I'm coming around.


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[Assistant] I don't mind it, and yours stands out more than all of ours. Yeaah, I think mine is the best. Which is a good thing.


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[Assistant] Aaron is making some great points about a decimal system and Nate yells out, what about peeps? Sounds like a third grade classroom. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Harvest. Cal Harvest. I wonder what was tough when Cal became popular.


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[Assistant] After Kale sounds like a young person. It's harvest season. It does sound like a young person. I'll take some kale. What name you want kale? They go, all right, dude. They probably get upset about it. Compliments Horvath. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He goes, what's your last name? Horvath. Uh, Hey Aaron, we've lived in Hungary for about three years now and the eggs come in cartons of 10. All right. At first I was caught off guard, felt like, like I felt short change. Then I thought, Hey, this actually makes more sense. Everything is based 10 over here.


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[Assistant] It just makes everything easier. Easier, honestly. Oh, you're just living in the wrong country. That's why they're hungry.


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[Assistant] I'm saying it was the point that Brian made. Where'd you look it up when Brian's statement about it? The guy that has been around before they probably even.


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[Assistant] I get some milk delivered sometimes. I bet you do.


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[Assistant] Scott Hildreth. I'd like to hear Erin and Nate explain why hot dogs and hot dog buns aren't the same number.


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[Assistant] That's more of a mystery than a dozen donuts. That is, I've never, that, that doesn't make sense.


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[Assistant] But it's like, we should have probably really gotten a lot more angry about that. Cause that's crazy. Yeah, demand it. Yeah, and just go, well you're being ridiculous. Right.


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[Assistant] Kevin Reynolds, Nate, when you present it at award shows, like the Grammys or CMAs, do the producers write what you say? If so, do you have any say in changing the text if it's a word you can't pronounce? Yeah, I would. I mean, I, yeah, I mean, I have to do that all the time, which is not always the funnest. I don't want to go too low.


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[Assistant] Uh, my seat. Uh, yeaah. It's not always the funnest thing, like I said, I do an SNL where you have to...


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[Assistant] Look at people and go, I don't know what that word is. You're like, I'm sorry. Uh, but yeah, you get to do it. Uh, I, and I sent mine to, uh, the young Brian Bates.


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[Assistant] Cause it was just a reword. Cause this one, they wanted me to do, I did a joke about the seat being, they wanted me to do that.


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[Assistant] Or normally I would write my, I would write my own.


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[Assistant] They wanted me to do that. And then I just sent it to Brian to be like, Hey, just put like what's, cause it was, it's not in my rhythm and it's just like, and so he just had it, you know, he just, where I was like, I like saying it like that better, more of a, yeah.


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[Assistant] But it's, uh, yeaah, you would, yeaah, you have complete, I could make, I could say whatever I want. Uh, really, I mean, you know, obviously you walk out there and you could. Uh, Ryan Oglesby.


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[Assistant] Uh, with Nate's recent rise in popularity, he's definitely playing in this year's NBA celebrity all-star game. Get that jump shot already. Uh, would you do it?


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[Assistant] I don't know. I, I, I would have always wanted to do it. Now I don't think I would do it. But, uh, it's just too much.


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[Assistant] I could, I think I, I mean, I would, I would want, I would want to do it to be like, I could do, I could do layups with the NBA and you wouldn't.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, I mean, I just think I'm now, I'm like, it's like, I always wanted to play, and then now it's like, I'm just a little, probably, you know, I don't know.


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[Assistant] And you just get so busy. Anytime you get asked to do this stuff, you just get...


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[Assistant] No one asks you until you're the busiest person ever. And then you're like, yeah, I don't, you're like, you just think about all the, like, I gotta go.


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[Assistant] Get there now, you know, it's just like a whole thing.


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[Assistant] It's, it's just, it's not, you know, it's not downtown Nashville they're playing. Uh, it's, it's, you know, it's just hard.


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[Assistant] I'm learning with my careers, like this spreading out, you're getting pulled in, there's a lot of stuff going on, pulled in a lot of directions, but I don't want.


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[Assistant] Luckily my, the hour I have now is basically, I have the hour that, so when I do tape a special beat, I feel good about it.


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[Assistant] Cause I got to get it together before all this stuff happened.


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[Assistant] And then, you know what, and I had a lot of people talk about the, me taking, do you have to send out me taking a break or something?


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[Assistant] I don't. But I think a lot of people reached out about that. Yeah. I'm not taking a break. They took it very serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, I understand. Yeah, I could see that. It's not, I'm not taking a break. I'm just saying when this Be Funny tour, it's these last two tours were so close together that I just want to make sure I can, A, get some material, live a life. It's really for the comedy.


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[Assistant] I think I will have some other projects that I'll be doing, but it's, it's just kind of being like, let me have a breather right now. And then when we do the next tour and then 2025, it's, you know, we can be like, I can have built an act.


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[Assistant] And I think I'll probably end up doing, you know, I bet I could end up doing some other.


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[Assistant] Project something or whatever it is, but, uh, yeah, I'm not, you know, I have a good, have a good steady plan of where I want to be. And, uh, I always kind of think, I always thought 40 to 50 was like a big run. And then I didn't, but it's like, I'll just see where I'm at at 50. That's what I did.


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[Assistant] Saw where you're at, dove in hard, started backing off, started saying no.


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[Assistant] I do have to say no sometimes, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Justin Gibson. Barefoot is absolutely right about the soccer thing. Your team would know not to pass at you and you would just move back and forth with the rest of the players. No one would blame you for not stealing the ball from an opponent or anything. Destiny and Nate will look so slow compared to the other swimmers. Absolutely no chance of blending in.


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[Assistant] No idea. I can swim under underwater the full length of an Olympic sized pool.


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[Assistant] You think I could? No. I think I could. I'd like to do it.


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[Assistant] That's just, I would do that. Just do, I would go underwater the whole time and where they go, that's not the race he was supposed to do.


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[Assistant] Freestyle. Yeah, yeah, free, did freestyle. He goes, I do my freestyle underwater, which is actually the slowest way to swim.


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[Assistant] I, and I, and I still will stand by this and I think you should go into the women's division and then just be like that. Cause I think that no one would question that. It would be like, oh, here we go. You know, it would be kind of like, and you're just, you know, it's like, here we go. Yeah, sure. I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if you played, but like you said, like messy stops, I understand like the idea of you could just kind of hang in the middle and blend in. You could just run over here. Now I think you're running. If you go watch him run.


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[Assistant] It's going to be, I think I could run where I would blend in.


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[Assistant] So it's like athletically is your run going to be like, what is up with that? Have you ever seen me run?


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[Assistant] That is true. And then when you go and when the other team, when the ball, just the frustration of when the ball gets down and you thin the switch and you're like, Oh man. And then you got to start running, you know, over that way.


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[Assistant] He told him, you gotta pick one. I can't do both. So we're looking forward to see if he, how he does out there.


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[Assistant] The players faces, it's like you're just looking at formations or something. If we went and got a real soccer match going and then you just, and then in just each one of us just went in and out and you could, and you would try to be like,


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[Assistant] Who could you, who could you guess was who?


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[Assistant] What does your run look like?


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[Assistant] When was that? Uh, 1975. Yeah. No, it was, uh, when we first started the tour, the guy. There was somebody firing shots and we took off running. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And it was not great. Well, you weren't even looking. Cause I was gone! Well, don't say it's not great then! You don't know! No, I was looking cause I had to stop and look for you.


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[Assistant] Cause it looked like once we, once the guy, so if we've, I think we've told the story, but it's like the guy's sitting there and he.


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[Assistant] Start out of nowhere, these teenagers are walking as me, him and Noah, the tour manager at the time. And so they're walking this way and it just got a vibe of it feels weird. And then they just, then the kid just turns and shoots down a street.


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[Assistant] No reason. If he turns the other way, he's going to just hit us. So we all take off. So me and Noah take off running. I look back. I mean, it looks like.


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[Assistant] We're in a, we're in an open street. You gotta, it's, it's, there's really no, there's like some trash, a trash can or something. There's, you gotta really.


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[Assistant] Get somewhere to try to get behind something. There wasn't like cars or there wasn't a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] You would have, if you believed, uh, we were in a Truman Show type thing, you would believe that moment was a Truman Show type. Like you would have think we could have been a Truman Show. Cause it just felt very crazy.


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[Assistant] To be, it felt quiet. It was where it almost looked like a Hollywood set.


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[Assistant] And then, and then we, then me and Noah just take off running and then I, but I look, I don't leave yet. I don't try to leave you, but I mean, it was, you know, he does like a few of those where he runs in place before he kind of gets going. Like a cartoon character. Yeah. I mean, it was like.


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[Assistant] All right. Chad Stapleton. Oh boy. Stapleton. He's already heard about him. He's a brother. How dare. Dusty mentioned that football players are too strong and they have to have roles to counteract that.


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[Assistant] How does he feel about restriction plates in NASCAR? The cars are too fast, why not just use smaller engines?


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[Assistant] I think they could probably go 250 miles an hour now if they would.


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[Assistant] William Galanou, I wonder why Nate went to, I wonder why Nate went to El Salvador. I've never heard comedians going there for shows. I lived in El Salvador until I was 12 years old and I still go back every year to visit my family. I was there for the USO tour, like, uh, for the troops.


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[Assistant] Uh, El Salvador and, uh, uh, Honduras, which have a joke about the guy, the snake joke. It's a good joke. Do you know where they're located? Yeah, we went through it last week.


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[Assistant] That's snake jokes. I still like telling that. I, I don't remember it now, but I, that's one that I could hang onto that I could have remembered. I remembered for a lot longer and would, I could pull it out sometimes. Who told you that the snake? That's a very fun. It's like a fun one to tell. Greg Cannon.


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[Assistant] I would like to see an episode where the guys discover new countries by simply browsing a globe. We could do that.


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[Assistant] But when you're at Burma. Oh, Myanmar. He goes, I think it's Burma. Myanmar. Myanmar. Yeah. But Bhutan. You know a lot about Bhutan? Never heard of it.


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[Assistant] The future, go, I mean, go there. You're not going to see the future, but if you want to feel that what we're in is the future, go, go there. And then you're going to go, oh, we're in the future.


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[Assistant] Was covered by the Blues Brothers.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wasn't. I didn't know anything, but yeah.


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[Assistant] Eddie and Chelsea, well I'm sure now he's even more frustrated when, when Dusty literally gives two lines from the movie. He's clearly watched it and thought about it a lot. And apparently they're making a days of thunder too. Are they?


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[Assistant] Uh, Eddie and Chelsea Polinsky. Dusty deserves better.


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[Assistant] The movie he got stuck on with Woody Harrelson was The Highwayman with Kevin Costner about the Texas Rangers who come out of retirement to hunt down Bonnie and Clyde.


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[Assistant] We know Shawshank. Yeah, watch it again. No, no, no, I'm still on the, this will make y'all even not happy, but it's a called chariot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's it. This is it. Yes. Oh, John Malkovich isn't it? No, no, there's another cherry that he's that one right there. Maybe they don't look into it too much, but I mean, it's.


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[Assistant] I saw a guy that I looked, cause I look, you look up their views and I saw one.


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[Assistant] That, uh, this guy, he said it perfect. He goes, you know, it's like the acting is not crazy.


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[Assistant] But it's a good enough plot that you end up going, you watch the whole thing. Okay. And you're the whole thing's filmed in an airplane.


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[Assistant] These seven people all, I mean, they, they said somewhere they made the movie for like 40, don't read. You can't give the whole point. It's only worth watching if you don't know why they're in that. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, that's, yeah. Well, you, I, you end up kind of going like, I think I like all these actors. Like it's one of those where you're like, yeah, the acting is not good. Then you go to, you know what? I think I like all of them. They shot it in an air, in an airplane. That's cool.


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[Assistant] And it's, and it's just, it's interesting enough. And it's like, cause you're, these, these seven people, it's, it's got a great hook. These seven people wake up on a plane and they don't know why they're there.


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[Assistant] And so they gotta figure out and they can't get into the cockpit and they don't know. I like that. Yeah. Why are they there? Why are you in that? You know, but it's an hour and a half. It gets to it where, you know, that dome movie when they lived in a dome or dome TV show.


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[Assistant] You remember I was like, I wanted to watch that. You're like, well, they spread that out for over 12 hours and you don't know what's happening. This is.


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[Assistant] No, but it's not, but I mean, this is a movie that's like, it's at least it's not this giant over made. It's like, I mean, it's just this.


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[Assistant] It's just an interesting, like what I read, someone said it, uh, like when you look up, cause I mean, yeah, you can't find really reviews of this. And so it'd be like, said like Reddit, you know, like someone talked about that. They're like, you know what? He goes, this movie, he goes, it's not great acted, but it was the, he goes, but the plot, it's just interesting enough that you end up going.


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[Assistant] You know what? I don't think I minded that movie. And you'd look back and be like, they didn't make it for any money. What do you find that at?


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[Assistant] I rented it. Oh, I gotta pay. I was gonna say, I might go home and watch


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[Assistant] Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be nice. Yeah, I saw it and they interviewed, uh,


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[Assistant] It's interesting to see what the George Washington sketch, cause there was an article they interviewed Streeter Seidel and Mikey Day about doing it. Like it's already like, there's articles about, well, what was behind this sketch, which is nice. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Uh, this week, well, I'll see you.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But it's like, yeah, but like if you had an outhouse, I'd imagine if you heard it all day, every night, you'd be like, all right. My wife might.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I remember it was the first time. Real battle going here. I mean, you're a real Roman Coliseum in the.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have a quick joke to make now, but it's just a quick.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, we had a dog named Noah. That was a schnauzer. That's probably one I remember the most. Uh, and then yeah, we, and we had a ton of pets. My, my dad, we had a spider, a snake, I mean, a tarantula.


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[Assistant] You wake up, dad would just have it laying on your chest. Uh, I think it froze to death because the heat broke.


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[Assistant] And now we've had like crazy, uh, a lot of birds. Abigail, Abigail is the big pet, like overly pet stuff. Bring home, find animal. She found one of our cats. That's one of our cats. Yeah. So, uh,


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[Assistant] But that, like we had a bird that, uh, one got flew into a mousetrap, the sticky thing. And so they had to shave half of it off. Another one flew into a frying pan. Oh gosh. I think lived, but, uh, yeah, flew into a frying pan.


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[Assistant] Just all cause we had a fish jump out of the aquarium once and it got all the way out. And, uh, and so we got there the next morning. It's just dead on the floor. Yeah. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] But I bet a lot of animals, like if you're like, how do they die? I bet they're not, every animal is getting murdered. I think they're.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but well, it's just their life. If you walked and died and had a heart attack and just fell on the ground, that's the same as a bird. I agree. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't remember this. I don't know if I would, like, I, I might have moved or something and Derrick Abigail would have, but, uh, we had a dog that, yeah, we got a dog, we had a dog named Oreo that my dad just got, they were giving away at Walmart.


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[Assistant] And so my dad just comes home with his dog and then, uh, and then, uh, so then Oreo and like, I guess swallowed this bird and then Derek grabbed it and like, when it picked it up, like kind of gave it the Heimlich and then spit the bird out. So that was the other bird.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think the animals were. It's a tough time. Yeaah. And the bird gets the household. Yeaah. She showed up.


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[Assistant] My, yeah, my buddy, uh, used to his, they had a, they had parents.


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[Assistant] And I mean, it's like, you know, I, yeah, I, I might, I don't want to say so much because I, uh, I want to try to do, have been trying to do a pet chuck. I don't think I'm going to do it this hour.


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[Assistant] But, but I mean, so by the time I do it, it doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] But yea, you go over to his house, and I mean, it sounds like you're in a war zone. I mean, it's just, it's just like,


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[Assistant] And you would go, hello, and you'd look at the bird. Yeah, like it's almost never.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, it's nice to have, like, let a kid give some responsibility.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, we had one, I think my mom opened the door to clean it and it flew away when I was like real little. Pet bird? Oh yeaah. And it flew out the, it's like Aunt Bee.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I think that Andy Griffith has an episode where Aunt B, yeah, it's not Aunt B's birds, but Aunt B was cleaning the cage and the bird flies out the window.


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[Assistant] It didn't even bring the bird to the front door, which is what they usually do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had a snake, we had a red-tailed boa and we'd have to feed it mice.


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[Assistant] Live or frozen? We do live. We do frozen ones. That's fun to watch. It is fun to watch. You put it in there and you're, you know, it gives him some stimulant like he's gotta, but I mean he would like the snakes.


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[Assistant] I remember cause the mouse could, I mean, there's sometimes we'd see that mouse. It'd be, I mean, they just walk up and be smelling the mouth of the snake. Like just being like, Oh, what's this oblivious and then some would get behind a towel and be like, Oh, and then so there's the old towel in there.


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[Assistant] And so then my dad had to reach in once to move the towel and the snake struck his hand, but just like hit it and kind of came back. And I remember one time looking, trying to look under the towel to see where the mouse was and it just struck it. It saw my movement and thought I was something, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, I, yeah, I really, you know, when we got that snake, I was very excited about having this snake.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it'd be fun to go. I, I, yeah, I've always liked snakes a lot, but it's, yeah, as I've gotten older, it's like, you're like, I don't want one as a pet anymore. You have to deal with it. But I do. And I, I, the snakes, I pretty knew, when I was a kid, I knew everything. All I did was read snake books. Wow. I loved it.


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[Assistant] What does she have? What does she have? A guinea pig. A guinea pig, okay.


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[Assistant] We have, uh, Sunny's, uh, yeah, Sunny's not here now. And then, uh, she had a fish too.


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[Assistant] Twinkle. I thought it was called twinkle and I think she called it because she was real little. Something else. But I thought she was, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or yeah, I forget what it was, but, uh, that fish we, Laura went to clean the bowl one day and we moved it over and then you go back and she put it in like a cup and then we go back and then the fish is gone.


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[Assistant] We don't, we still don't know where that fish is. And there's a, you know, we have a air conditioning vent was right there. So you're like, maybe it went down there, but we stuck our hand way down in there. It's just crazy to be like, this is a little.


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[Assistant] Just a little fish, you're like, I don't know where that fish- Could a holly have grabbed it real fast?


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[Assistant] We, I mean, we thought maybe, I mean, it was just such a, but I don't, it was all at the, we were all just standing right there and it's like, where's the fish? You know, I don't, I don't know. Still don't know. Maybe it made its way out.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't, oh yeah. I remember thinking, I remember thinking you wanted a, I wanted a ferret. A ferret was such a cool pet at one point. Yeah, but they stink. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, it was a mongoose was the big one that could fight a snake. Well anyway, they made it a cartoon years later. You remember that cartoon?


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, pets are getting where you're, uh, it's just, uh, yeah, it's a person in your house. Yeah. Yeah. The relationship with it's, uh, yeah, I think it's, uh, it's nice. People will be marrying their dogs soon. How, what a soon. Yeah, that's right.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You think they're going to, you want to bet on a bet on this 20 bucks?


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[Assistant] I think there has to be a sanctioned, like, uh, a conversation. The conversation has to be about should, should people be allowed to marry their pets? It can't be, I'm sure you could find someone right now that has tried to marry their dog. But if there's like a conversation of people being like,


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[Assistant] You wanna say pets? Animals? Just say we should say animals to make it more... I think it's dogs specifically. It's gonna be an animal.


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[Assistant] I don't think, yeah, I thought you would be more open to, for this bet. You're so confident. Yeah, I think it's gonna be dogs. Let's keep it dogs. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know if they'd marry them, they might try to save their, their kids and like be on their insurance or they're like that kind of thing.


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[Assistant] I can do both. Well, it's uh, yeaah, it's still, it's still different. I mean, even if you treat your...


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[Assistant] It is different. It's like, it's a lot of responsibility. You gotta have a dog and all this. When your dog dies, it's a dog and you move on pretty quickly.


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[Assistant] Oh, she brings the dog on stage? Yeah. Ah, that's cool. There's, yeah, I think about, uh, getting a tour dog. Like having a dog. I mean, we're just out on the road so much that you're like, it'd be fun to have a little. Could you have one?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. Oh yeaah, yeaah. You could bring Holly, right? Holly came one time with us. Yeaah, Holly came, yeaah. Yeaah, I actually should try to do that one time and just be like, if I, see if I really want it and just be like, I'm gonna bring Holly with me this week and then, you know, we'll just see what she does. Uh, you know, but I, it's always the...


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[Assistant] There's a, I like the idea of it. I have a little problem with that. I feel like there's an arrogance to it. That's like.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, you know, people are working and you're like.


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[Assistant] But people do like dogs running, you know, but there's something that feels like, who do I think I am that I can bring?


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[Assistant] I could do whatever I want, you know. There's something about that. I get that. I agree.


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[Assistant] But then there is like, it'd be fun, it's fun just to have a dog.


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[Assistant] It's fun to just be like, you know, everyone on the tour is like, yeah, we like.


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[Assistant] Well, I'd want to bring a dog and then not have to do anything. It's like, I want the dog. I want just the positives of the dog where it's like the dog could.


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[Assistant] Sit in my lap, it could, you know, lay in your bed and I want to walk with you or something like that.


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[Assistant] It's, they're happy, always happy to see you. Yes. And it's, it's that kind of thing that when you see a dog, they're always in a great mood to see you. They're very excited. They're very affectionate. It's the same way I understand talking with kids. Like I thought about it, like after SNL, I came home and, uh, I took, uh, Harper and her cousins. We went to,


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[Assistant] We went to go, I said, let's go eat fast food. We're going to pick, everybody picks their, the, the, what's the most perfect meal you can pick. So it was like, we all talked, so they were.


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[Assistant] You know, they got a Firehouse sub, like Harper and them love Firehouse subs, so it's like, Firehouse subs, McDonald's fries, and a Sonic Blast.


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[Assistant] And then I, uh, yeah, it's, and then, uh, well, we could do it. We should have to do it. You go pick, you just get, you get your piecemeal and go, I'm going to get what I like the best of. And then, uh, I forget.


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[Assistant] I had a nephew, like my and Zach and they, like, it was like them three. I, I, I, I I'm blanking on what I even got. I got, uh.


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[Assistant] I was at Mc- I went to Mc- I mean mine's like, I'm probably gonna go to McDonald's. And then I think I got a Sonic blast. I would've done a Dairy Queen, there's not really a Dairy Queen around here. Uh, but, I think I got a Sonic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got a Sonic Blast and then I got fries and maybe I forget something else.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeaah, so we did that. But what I enjoyed, and I think it's the same mentality of, with the dog, is like when we were riding together, it was like, we did not talk about Saturday Night Live. Like it's cause it's kids. And then you're talking about like what the food is, you know, and I think a dog feels like that when someone comes home, it's like,


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[Assistant] There's no real world, I mean, obviously it's a dog, but like, you're, there's like not a real world thing. It's like, if your dog has a problem, it's like, you got to deal with that problem with that dog. That dog's happy to see it lays on, you just.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it's a lot. I mean, I always think for younger people, a lot of young people have dogs. I think that's a huge mistake.


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[Assistant] People in their twenties and you have a dog is, it's, uh, takes over your life. It takes over your life and you, uh, it's, it's, and it's a worry and a hassle. And I, you like, you like the idea of the dog and all this, but it's just.


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[Assistant] It's, you know, you, you really put that burden on somebody in your family. Uh, you know, not always, but you know, but it's, it's just a lot. A dog, you know, a dog is a lot. And you know, when you're young, you're.


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[Assistant] You don't think that can help you mature though before you have kids?


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[Assistant] I just think it depends on how busy your life is, what kind of situation you're in. Like, I mean, I was in New York and you would, comics would have dogs and you're like...


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[Assistant] You know, like I gotta go, just the weight of their, you know, we're all hanging out and it's like, I gotta go let my dog out. And you're like, that energy is, you're just, you know, you're kind of like, ah, you know, now you just, and then they leave and then we ended up hanging out longer. And it's like, well, they had to go let it out. And then you're like, why do you have a dog?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Are they, Holly doesn't lay on, she won't like, she likes to lay near you and be around you and all that. She won't lay on you or anything. There's nothing, you know, she doesn't have that kind of vibe, but she wants to be around all the time.


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[Assistant] Cats are, it's the, it's no responsibility, in a way. There's a little, but a lot less.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, when it's Australia, you mean the tortoise, it's like, they're like 190 some, you know.


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[Assistant] There's a tortoise, it might have been the one, there's one that just died that was like from, with Darwin.


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[Assistant] You know, you're throwing four generations of a burden of this tortoise. That's like, where's this dumb turtle from? And it's like, I didn't want a turtle. You're like.


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[Assistant] Well, you remember your ancestors that came over on boats. They got one and now we, and now you got it in a Honda Civic. Cause this, cause this tour, cause you're, you're like, why do they got this deck on tour?


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[Assistant] You're so removed family member, uh, that you're like having to like, you gotta feed it lettuce. And it's like, what are y'all doing there? You know, and you're like, oh, it's a thing to pass down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's like, I don't even know if you have to give her $250,000. He was being nice.


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[Assistant] It's yeah, it's tough. Yeah, it's tough. They don't get it. They don't completely get it. They get it. They get it as much as you think they're going to get it. And one day they sit on it. Yeah. He doesn't. Yeah. Is what it is. Yeah.


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[Assistant] All right. That's a pretty good spot. Yep. That was fun. Yeah. Uh, all right, everybody. Uh, I forgot it. I'm in Erie, Pennsylvania, uh, Cleveland this week. Uh, are you in Cleveland? No. Oh, are you in Erie? No. Uh, might be somewhere else.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, yeah, good. Uh, yeah, I'm excited. Uh, yeah. All right. So Cleveland, Cleveland, Erie. Uh, so.


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[Assistant] It'll be a good time. Mike Vecchione's with me. Nice. Gary Veeder. Lachlan Patterson. And we're having Julian, uh, McColl has been hosting the show, which we have. It's really been great. It's, uh.


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[Assistant] It, it like is a fun sets the tone and it's, it's, it's a nice sets up for the nice evening that, you know, everybody's very funny. Everybody does just trying to have a wonderful, pleasant, give you the most pleasant night we could give you. Awesome.


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[Assistant] I'm not at school there, but Bowling Green's not the easiest market, uh, it doesn't, like a Chattanooga or like, uh, others, it's just not, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just don't think they, like it's, that's a town that's probably, I mean, I was there for Western for my semester. I love Bowling Green. Yeah. But it was the, but I just, I don't think it's.


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[Assistant] It's, I mean, I think it's getting there, but. I'm excited about it. Uh, I'm pumped about both shows. So, it's gonna be great. Yeah. Alright.


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[Assistant] Today's episode of the Nate land podcast is brought to you by draft Kings game time and a G one.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to Nate land podcasts. I'm Nate Burkett, see you Brian Bates here in Weber. Dusty sleigh.


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[Assistant] Uh, welcome. We're here. Uh, it's labor, Labor Day. Yeah. What is Labor Day for? The workers? Yeah. Us. People that labor. Oh really? Yeah. So it's a day for everybody. If you have a job.


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[Assistant] Do they make people that don't have jobs go to work?


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[Assistant] Well, stuff is still open today, right? So. Not like federal.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So who gets it? The, just the federal people, the IRS, the IRS are like, God, man, this day's to celebrate us. And then they go to Lowe's and have a Labor Day party.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, happy Labor Day everybody. I hope you're out there with your loved ones celebrating this weekend on this hot, uh, day in Nashville, Tennessee. Uh, we are, we have everybody's loved ones are coming over today. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, we're glad to be here. Y'all were talking about caffeine before. Uh. I'm jacked up. You're jacked up.


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[Assistant] I did no coffee. I've done no coffee yesterday and then I haven't had any today. I may have. I'll try not to do it.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Cause you don't like em. Yeaah. Yeaah. Like, it's like the hate watch or whatever. Yeaah. Yeaah. That's a real thing. Yeaah. Yeaah. You can really get sucked up being like, something makes you like it. Probably not good though. Uuuh. I don't think so.


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[Assistant] So with caffeine, I did, so I played golf the other day and I was like, I think I had so much that I like messed my tempo up and I felt jittery and I was like, it was like the first time


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[Assistant] Or I was like, I don't like this. Like, I don't, you know, and it got like out of control. And then yesterday I was like, I'm not drinking coffee. Look, I still had my, I had a couple diets.


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[Assistant] Dr. Pepper's. But I mean, I've been a little bit easier on those. I just, I like to eat them and drink them with food. And then that's about it. I don't eat, drink. And I talk like I drink a ton. I can drink a ton and I used to, but if I'm home, maybe two 12 ounces, maybe.


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[Assistant] Well, I've gotten good before lunch. I've got, I think it's, I don't know. I'm old. You're old dude. You just can't do any, it just crashes down on you.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That's big for me. Yeaah. You know. You gotta give something. Something's gotta give. Yes. And you go, that's zero sugar. What do you get with it food wise?


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[Assistant] Say today's going to be 90 minus 30, 60, 30. So it's 30 degrees Celsius outside today. Wow. Wow. It's well done. Yeah. Thanks. You can be using that a bunch. Yeah, I will. I might put all my stuff on Celsius.


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[Assistant] I don't know why we- What's that? My car, like our temp- our air condition in the house. You can change it to Celsius. Why do we do Fahrenheit? I go to hotels.


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[Assistant] I don't know why. No, I think everybody's fair enough. I thought they, I felt when I was out there, it was.


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[Assistant] The vice versa kind of thing where you're like the Fahrenheit. I thought it was like we're the only ones doing Fahrenheit or in or something or meter like it's meters. They do meters everywhere. Maybe it was meters. The metric system. Yeah. And it was like, everybody switched to the other one and then all these have just held onto that way. But.


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[Assistant] Cause they're the ones that have to switch usually. I mean, I guess when we go to other countries, we don't really, we're just like, we just know what we know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they say a lot of kilometers and kilometers. I don't have, I don't know how to do that about stones.


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[Assistant] My weight's old enough to drink. 21 stones over here. Cause then you think, cause then your mind just goes to carrying 21 stones and you're like, it's an all day project. You just had to lift one stone and move it to the other. That's a wall.


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[Assistant] That's a good size wall. It can be a skinny wall that you can't see over or a nice long wall. That's a dusty.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you could. You'd have to borrow some.


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[Assistant] Get down once and then it may take you a while to get down once. How much to get down one stone? So if it's a 21, what's like 290, 280 is 20. So to lose a stone.


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[Assistant] You have to lose 20 pounds. I mean, you might be a better weight thing to do stones. They're better milestones, right? I'm trying to.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's, it was, your motivation would be to lose instead of pounds. Cause like that's so.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, when you try to lose weight, it's like it's so slow. So if you just go, I'm just trying to lose a stone.


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[Assistant] That means it's 20 pounds. People are like, you mean a kidney stone? How many pounds is a stone? Like, uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] 14 pounds. So 14 pounds. So that's pretty, that almost be like, alright, I'm trying to lose three stones.


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[Assistant] And so instead of weighing yourself every day for a pound, you weigh, you weigh yourself once a month and you're trying to see if you can lose a stone. Right, right, right. We figured some stuff out today. I actually might do that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Alright, nice. Is that what you say? Ah, I figured you were making it warmer because you're usually cold. Uh, no, I'm hot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I say, I think I say, I don't say AC, but I would say.


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[Assistant] Turn the, can you turn the air down or turn the air up? Air up would be, that's too cold.


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[Assistant] Air down would be cold. Can you cut it down? Cut it off? Can you cut the air on? Cut the air on would be...


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[Assistant] I had a joke where I stopped saying, cut it. Cause it was, it just would be. Confused people. Yeah. When I was just, when I was here, he doesn't, but everywhere else, it's just like, they're like, what?


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[Assistant] You're going to cut these lights on? Cut these lights on? Is that the joke? Yeah, cut it on there. Kmart. Oh yeah, you're going to cut these, yeah. Yeah, that was it. Yeah, you're going to cut these lights on and then I think I switched to the turn because it was like, everybody's like, you don't cut lights on. It's one of those that you're like, I'm taking them out of the joke. Even though I like saying it. Right. That's just how I say it.


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[Assistant] Cutting the lights on and off. Yeah. Cutting the air conditioner on. You'll cut the volume down? I would say turn the volume down. Okay.


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[Assistant] Interesting. Yeaah. But I don't know if I say it because of that. I say it because people in my life said it and now I say it. I don't, I don't, I'm not really, you know, looking at the, well what am I doing? What is that, entomology?


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[Assistant] You would have said cut it down, cut it, all that stuff, but you don't, there's some things too far. Is it? Yea, that's ridiculous testing. Alright. Yea.


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[Assistant] I mean yeaah. All the time. Everyday. How many frogs do you think you're around growing up? Lots of them. Lots of them.


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[Assistant] Well, people don't grow with money. They have to go out in the wild and do stuff. Yea, eat frogs. That's why you don't know what any of this is.


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[Assistant] It's like very tough. Yeah. It's like hard to game. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Game game. I think game is like, I thought it was like duck, like ducks, gamey, like it. That's all game.


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[Assistant] I thought it was like a smell. Like it was like, like duck. I think I was like, it just smelt too much like the animal it was.


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[Assistant] I like it fried. I think we will do. I like it fried and if you dip it in the sauce, which I'm just trying to get to the sauce.


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[Assistant] Honestly, eight minutes. It's probably an eight, seven minute drive. You could go there, eat, come back. We'll still be doing that. I'll look out the window. I could see the side. Oh yeah. You could sit down and eat and we would still be doing and drive back and we'd maybe we'd still be doing the podcast, maybe wrapping it up. You would be able to let us know how it goes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when it all comes crashing down, that's when I'm gonna hit, you know, I'll be lucky if they say yes. Uh, but that was when I went to that was, uh, when I ran the.


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[Assistant] You know, like going to a club to warm up for- Right. I went to Apple. Mhm. It's a great-


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[Assistant] Cause when you, when you left channel five, but they let you.


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[Assistant] You think that's uncomfortable? You think they talk about it a lot?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wanted to do it. It's fun. And I had an old, I had one of those leagues as an old league. We started in like 2003 when I started comedy. And so I kind of liked that because it was just like, we got started. Like I could see that like where it's like, it's a good core group that you want to still stay with, but.


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[Assistant] Now, once you get out of it, you're like, I, I, I can't. Last time I did one, uh, uh, buddy Adam,


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[Assistant] Uh, I did with him. It's a lot of people from DCA, my high school. And, uh, but they, I mean, the, I got probably, I felt like I had Leviant Bell and I was getting more trade requests than I think he probably got. I had like a guy calling me.


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[Assistant] Texting me all day. That you didn't know. That I didn't know. Trying to trade with you? Yeah, just going like, hey, what's going on with that lady on the bell? You think you want to move him? You think, and you're like, I don't, I don't want to do this. Yeah. Yeah. And so now I will sit on him. I picked a good guy. Well he didn't, he sat out that whole year.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I should have, honestly I should have probably traded him, but I was so like, I, I, I can't talk about this guy.


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[Assistant] Thousands of texts of just, you know, but that's the fun part, but it's just, that's the part where you go like, I gotta get out of here, dude. Like I can't. There's so many texts.


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[Assistant] I was getting action all day. Just someone just, what are you doing? Middle of the night, early morning. Hey, just hope you have a good day. Let me know what you think about Leveon Bell today. I'll be thinking about it. Like just put it in my mind.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's like, it's like before you go out to work. Hey, how about a great day? Uh, yeah. When you talk about leaving on belt at some point, but, uh, let you know I'll be around.


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[Assistant] And honestly, it would have been better for me to trade him.


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[Assistant] Because he, that guy had the running back, the other running back for the Steelers. So the backup running back, uh, who had a great year. James Connor. James Connor. So he, it was better. You want to have like that system. I never did that. That's a smart system to do though. Cause you, then if one of them goes out, you got the other one's playing. Okay. So either way.


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[Assistant] You know, so that's why he wanted Leveon Bell because he could actually sit on Leveon Bell and it would make sense where I actually needed Leveon Bell. But I, out of principle of getting texts too many times.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it said they had money and I want to know, do they have.


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[Assistant] I think it's easy to go, but there should be other alternatives. That's the thing, there's no other alternatives. Yeah. Why don't you start a dusty... I should start one. A dusty beady, a little, you know, that's, that's like... Some loose ideas. Yeah, a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] Alright, here's what they're telling you, here's what I think. Uh, but they're like 2% of our readers donate. I mean, that has to be millions of people still.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, of course. Yeah. That's, I mean, that's the thing that's crazy. So if 2% of your, which seems like a lot, 2% of our readers donate, you're like, so you're good. They donate a dollar, $3. I mean, there's gotta be how many people use Wikipedia? Hundreds and millions of, you know, I love how you went hundreds and millions.


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[Assistant] We do need the donations. They got, uh, they had that with Oprah and the rock. They said donate money to Maui. People just lit up on them. They're like, Oprah's a billionaire.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the rock in the, in the rocks like from there, right? And then you're just like, yeah, you just.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, five, I mean, look, five million dollars is a lot of money, but it's, it's like, whatever you're making, you're like, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Kind of get together. I think that's why people don't want to donate. Cause you'd think.


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[Assistant] Well, you're gonna donate something that the government's just gonna come in and, you know, like.


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[Assistant] Just take over and do, you know, people not knowing where the money is going to go.


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[Assistant] I saw last night, he posted a video of a new shirt that he's selling for their company. It's a shirt they're trying out.


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[Assistant] That's the part that makes you go, I don't care, you know, and I do care the most for those people. Absolutely the most, but that's the part that makes you, when it's just.


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[Assistant] This guy just, and I like him. I like Oprah. I don't mind it, but it's like, they're just kind of out of a reality.


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[Assistant] It doesn't matter. I guarantee you it is. There's no difference. I don't really understand charity, but whatever the foundation is or whatever this is, everybody's got something and nothing is getting solved.


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[Assistant] Nothing is getting, they never show me a finished product of anything, of anything that's with shared.


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[Assistant] You know, and that's fine, but you're like, you just yesterday told me that we need to give money to...


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[Assistant] See, I think that's, yea, it doesn't sound good there for him, I think.


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[Assistant] Why? If you don't have friends to play fantasy football with. They notice fantasy football. They don't even do it online, so. But yea, let everybody.


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[Assistant] That's a lot of CNN. That's a lot. And then, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they, bored on you can say, I'ma tell you the states where you can do it.


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[Assistant] You're talking about Ontario, Canada, right? Mmhm. Ontario, Canada. Alright, do y'all have...


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they were just. Yeaah, they were just at it. 23rd. Oh, that's amazing.


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[Assistant] Nobody's impressed. 17. Yeah, that's cool. You knew the year?


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[Assistant] Like growing up, like the, the, uh, just to be like, oh, my mom's boy, my mom's old boyfriend's coming tonight. Like it's a mindset that you're like, I wouldn't even know how to.


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[Assistant] Handle it. Not saying good or bad, but I remember Jay would have...


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[Assistant] Big Jay would always be like, ah, this girl dated my mom. You know, it's a, but you always have a very.


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[Assistant] If you grew up like that, I feel like you just have a very healthy...


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[Assistant] You're like, yeaah, I met him, he's a good dude. Yeaah, I mean, yeaah, it is different.


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[Assistant] The guy you brought, and then they represent their mom, who they brought.


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[Assistant] Sorry about, yeah, it's like you work there. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He's probably the next day he's like, I got a big today's tomorrow. I'm about to start my first day as a lawyer. And he goes, Hey, that's awesome. Will you watch my Sunday night? He's like, yeah, absolutely. What could go wrong? And then you swallow penny and his life goes.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. He knows. He knows. Yeah. Uh, read some of your guys' comments. Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple Podcast reviews, naitland at natebargetzi.com. Olivia Branch. This week's episode was exactly what I needed. A couple of weeks ago I found out I'm pregnant with twins.


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[Assistant] Congrats, I'm incredibly overjoyed and slightly terrified. Lo and behold, the topic this week was parenting. And what else? Leanne Morgan. She is walking, talking, laughing, hug.


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[Assistant] She is a walking, talking, laughing hug. I was like shouldn't there be an A in there? And it's just, I...


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[Assistant] That's a trick question. I think you could figure out the squirrel problem if you had tea. I think you'd have the energy to solve it. Versus now you just take it.


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[Assistant] Go back and crank that volume up. I'd like to hear that again. Luke Tharp.


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[Assistant] I like that last thing. It's Luke Tharp. That's a whole good name together. Luke Tharp and Olivia Brant.


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[Assistant] That's like two good names. That's like cousins. Yeaah. You know. Uh, listening to Breakfast and Leanne talk sounds like overhearing the older couple at Walthouse that bring their own cups.


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[Assistant] They're like, this is, this is our thing. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Aaron Platzer, I'm a father of two young daughters, so I thoroughly enjoyed your pairing episode. Try to be a good father. I've been working on getting my three year old daughter to get into the Nate land spirit. I'm proud to say that I've succeeded. Now when I say hello folks, my daughter respond with a proud, Hey bear. Thank you, Nate.


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[Assistant] Bally, Ballywick, Dusty and Aaron for the hilarious podcast. That's awesome. Thank you, Aaron.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, you gotta be doing press for it. You're like, guys, give me time. There it is.


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[Assistant] We got em. Uh, there's a lot of good, uh, Shane Gill's special comes out tomorrow. Netflix. Uh, these are going now a little vice opposite of baits, not clean. So the other way.


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[Assistant] Uh, Shane Gillis has one on Netflix going out on September 5th. It's going to be unreal.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, my, uh, old, my still for great friends, Luis Gomez.


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[Assistant] He has a half hour out, uh, Dave Smith, uh, they're doing, uh, with all their.


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[Assistant] You know, their world. Kurt Metzger just did one. Joe Liss recently? Uh, yeaah, Gas Digital. Uh, yeaah, Joe Liss just put out a special. There's a lot of comics to put out. Joe, Joe Liss just put an hour on YouTube and go watch that. And then, uh, Lewis and them are.


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[Assistant] And as, yeah, as I was saying, there's, there's going to be, if you're, if you're going, they're not going to be like Brian's and the clean side of it, but these are all my good, good friends.


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[Assistant] So, okay, so next Thursday night. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, you can watch it. It'll be on, uh, maybe morning, maybe at night. It'll be up there. It'll be up. We will be posting it.


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[Assistant] Next half hour, uh, gas digital, a lot of beats, a lot of beats.


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[Assistant] Matt Epsi, a little disappointed in breakfast, not knowing this, the cereal town in Iowa Leanne was talking about would be Cedar Rapids. That is correct. Home of Quaker Oats, Cedar Rapids is the city of five seasons, but locally known as the city of five smells. That is, it is Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Yep. Cedar five smells.


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[Assistant] Why are they five seasons? What's a fifth season? That's a good question, I don't know.


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[Assistant] The fit, their motto is the fit season is the time to enjoy life, to enjoy the other four seasons.


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[Assistant] The fifth season is you gotta use it, you gotta get a lot done in that fifth season. Cause you gotta enjoy four seasons in it. So it's year round.


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[Assistant] Oh, I don't know. I think they're just saying their city smells. You know, it'd be your five, your smells, Laura Harper, your family.


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[Assistant] Would get tired of bacon. It would be.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, every day just, yeah, cinnamon rolls.


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[Assistant] But if you're near the water, you can smell it. Yeaah. Yeaah, I don't want ocean water. You pick stuff that has no smells. And then back in it, I'll just smell everything else.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of truth in gender and birth order differences. As a teacher, consistently the best students to have in class are the oldest girls from big families. They are smart, organized, and independent thinkers. But they have a caring empathy for others.


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[Assistant] He just brought up when Harper was born, cause we were at the hospital and it was a, I think the day at, maybe the day after he was born and I called and I just said, Hey, you want to go see the Vandy uniform reveal?


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[Assistant] And he thought I was calling like being like, hey, come to the hospital. Like it was a thing. And he just brought it up.


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[Assistant] And, uh, cause we were downtown and they were having the, uh, uniform revealed at the bookstore. So we all went, we all went. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, let's just go. And like, I mean, I have a brand new daughter. She's all right. Yeah. It timed out perfect. Yeah. Tag really worked out. You're like, you know, what can I do? I'm in the area. I'm in the area. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Laura doesn't care about this kind of stuff. She doesn't want to go see it. Uh, Rick Sanford, the third.


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[Assistant] When Aaron puts his hand around his eyes, similar to how binoculars, he was doing a good thing to improve vision. Our eyes naturally adjust to the light levels in the environment and if you put your hands around your eyes in such a manner, you're


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[Assistant] Pupils will open a little more to just thus widen your field of view and making whatever you're looking at a bit clearer.


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[Assistant] I've always heard that a lot of comedians don't perform with their real voice, including comedians like Ralphie Mae, Tom Rhodes, Chris Rock, Kathy Madigan, and even Chappelle. Is Leanne's voice her real voice? It almost sounds like a character of a southern accent.


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[Assistant] It's just the rhythms are going to be different and that's what's going to make it seem like it's different. I mean, there's definitely comics that they have a voice on stage and then a voice on, like they, they just sound, they could definitely sound different, but overall.


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[Assistant] It's, it's the same. It's the same, like you would recognize who the person is. It's not that, it's not that different.


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[Assistant] It's a rhythm, it's a show, it's a little more, you know, you're not, you know, I mean Larry Kupka, like.


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[Assistant] Talk to him. It's the same. It is the same. It's the same thing, but it's when he's doing his act, it's maybe a little, it's just so much more of it. Maybe it's a little more into it. You turn it on a little bit. Accentuate words a little differently. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jackson B has bus route ever heard of pack and play stroller or car seat. Strap that baby in man. That poor child will be scarred for life.


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[Assistant] How often do you actually have material on something but then pivot away if you feel that the crowd isn't buying what you are selling?


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[Assistant] Not to get your dad younger. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's how old was he? He was 76. Oh. Yeah. I don't know how old he was. I don't think people... Why would you?


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[Assistant] Uh, hold on. Hannah Joy Frydland. Goodness. Frydland. Hannah Jo. Hannah Joy Frydland. I actually spent my gap year in Opelika, Alabama. Wow.


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[Assistant] More exciting to work some jobs and live there for a year instead of Ohio.


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[Assistant] I did go there. Yeah, sorry. I wonder if Justy ever went.


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[Assistant] What would people do? What's the average when they name your own price? A dollar? I mean, I feel like you'd go five bucks.


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[Assistant] Well, they should just be gratuity. I, I, yeah, I wish we would become a world where gratuity is included, especially over here. Like in just, it's, it's kind of taken out of everybody's heads. You like that in Australia? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just, I mean, you're, you're so ingrained in it that it's hard not to tip, but I wish we would just be like, here's the price and this is what I'm paying for. And you charge the price. I think you get, everybody can move on with their lives.


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[Assistant] That's gonna be, but that's like the, uh, it's because these people don't, they don't pay them enough for like, it's like the businesses are like, well, you just make all your money from the, I can pay you $3 an hour and just make it all in tips.


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[Assistant] No, no, because it's saying if you lose your job, you could get your money back. You're like, hey, I just lost my job, so can I have my money back? So I'm saying what would it be, you know, like people going to Elton John, you don't think are going to be losing their job.


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[Assistant] If something happens, you're, no one's gonna be like, well, we can't give that up.


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[Assistant] And then I guess who's the audience that's going to lose their job? Let Biscuit Crowd.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like early on, limousine crowd would be, they may, if they lost a job, they'd still go. They'd lose your job. They quit their job to go.


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[Assistant] It can't be a serious, yeaah, you can't really have a serious, serious job. It's gotta be. What comedian? Truck rallies. Uh, Doug Stanhope. That's a good one. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's gotta be, their audience has to be kinda rebellious. Rebellious? Rebellious.


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[Assistant] Yeah. If you try to get into a state championship and for high school and you finally make it and it's like, yeah, you're going to go to four of those.


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[Assistant] Maybe in your career, or if you're lucky for it, you're probably going to go to one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we don't, it's not taking a little literal. Yeah, this is the metaphor of it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If you were outside, like when they're playing football too, like they're already sweaty and they're already, you're already showering. But it's the coach though.


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[Assistant] I know, but he's, he's also showering. He's been out there too. I mean, when it's hot, you're going to be, yeah, you're going to be sticky. You go in and take a shower, your clothes are gross and you're.


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[Assistant] It's like, that's what it is. Like that's when they spray champagne on each other after they win a championship. It's cause.


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[Assistant] You're celebrating, you're like, ah, you can get as, I think there's a celebration to go, you can get, there's nothing funner than a kid when you can go, you get as dirty or messy as you want. There's no rules. Dive around in the mud. Your whole life is don't get dirty and messy. And then it's like, here's a moment, get as messy as you want.


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[Assistant] If someone said like, why do you like sports? That would be, you'd almost show them that clip. To go, this is the unpredictability. To go, that can always happen.


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[Assistant] When the, when a player runs and drops the football before he crosses the line.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're, you're, you're going, you're watching it and you could stop that clip 10 yards before the end and you can go, what if I told you he's not going to score? And you're like, there's no one around him. You wouldn't even be able to guess how he wouldn't be able to score. You'd be like, he trips. And I'm like, doesn't trip. You honestly couldn't dress. Guess it.


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[Assistant] You'd be like, I don't know, then how? And then it's just, you press play and you realize, well, why would he do that? You're like, no one knows. He doesn't know why he did it. And that's the, that's the fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's one too. The band on the field. The, uh, Brady and the Falcons. When he came back and beat the Falcons, it was 28-3. I mean, no one, everybody thought, well, that's done.


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[Assistant] Maybe the band has to walk through a car wash. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I like that. With their instruments.


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[Assistant] And then they were, uh, Titans were playing there the next day. So like basically one guy's like, Hey guys, Titan game is the next week. So y'all don't mind. And we're like, Oh yeah, that makes sense. And we just left. That's very respectful. Yeah. And then the next week we'd be Duke. And so then they were like, you can do it now. And then we ran and took it. Oh, that's fun. This is a bowl game. We were at.


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[Assistant] Well, there you go, we still got time. But yea, he was, he was, on college, he's unreal. Unreal. He was, uh,


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[Assistant] I wonder if they're allowed to, how much money they're allowed to take them. Like if you do something like that. Cause I mean really.


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[Assistant] There has to be things, cause you know, these, it's, NFL is a business. So it's like, they could say like, we're giving you all this money. But, you know, these guys are like, I'm also realizing I'm giving it to an 18 year old or 20 year old that doesn't know anything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, does Johnny Mazzell just like get $10 million and then he's just... You have clauses in your contract.


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[Assistant] If you, even if you make something, the, the two, even if you've got, if you left with $2 million, it's, it is very hard to make that more.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like you're famous and stuff like that, but you gotta realize if you're Johnny Manziel, I don't know what he's making right now. Outside of investments, if he can get involved in investments and like really do that, you could do that stuff, but that takes its own.


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[Assistant] Alright, we all like Johnny Mazzell, but like, how much is he gonna get paid to go to a party, or go to a thing, or whatever? He's doing appearance fees. It can't be-


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[Assistant] Yeah, it can't be that, like, I'm, I'm just saying, like, to go get it, like, you gotta really have some, be built on some concrete things or be really good.


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[Assistant] But I mean that guy, isn't he got a regular job now or something or? I would think so. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know. So I don't know what money he got, but I mean in two, like they don't, you know, less or they don't.


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[Assistant] They don't know what to do, yeaah. See I don't know him, I didn't, I was not.


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[Assistant] Play for LSU. He might be coaching though now, is he coaching? Or no, uh, no, there's somebody else that's coaching. Doesn't have his current job on his.


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[Assistant] I think it, yeaah, it's the, it's the, it's the starting from nothing to get to something. And so it's uh, it's hope. You know? And like that's, I think that's obviously what. But yeaah, it's always like regular.


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[Assistant] People like that more than they like.


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[Assistant] Uh, Joe Montana? Oh, a football player? Well, I just met anybody. I would even say maybe Joe Montana, or are you just filming? I think he is. I think Joe Montana is.


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[Assistant] Nah, but I think, I think Rudy, Rudy might be number one just cause that movie got more reach than anything.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't even know who he was. I know, but it's the, if someone says Notre Dame, they're going to go Rudy. They're not going to go Regis Philbin. His name wasn't Rudy. They might say Joe Montana. He went by Rudy. I don't think they're going to say Joe Montana now cause it's like, it's already past the thing. Rudy is, Rudy's probably the main thing to made up story. That's what y'all had to do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I think, I honestly think we can be 7-0. Going into Georgia, or 6-1. We could also be 2-5. Ah, we're going to be good. Yeah. We turned it on late against Alabama A&M.


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[Assistant] Did we, the final score was like 47 to. It was a blowout. It was a blowout. The second half was we, we scored.


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[Assistant] 40 points in the second half. Like, so it just showed like...


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[Assistant] Yeah, we turned it, you know, great Clark Legos give a great speech that halftime really got it, got into them. I imagine because they came out and turned it on. I thought you heard it.


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[Assistant] The Deon Sanders stuff, I'm rooting for Colorado. And I'd never would have rooted for Colorado. I just never, I don't think I ever liked Colorado. Maybe because they're black and gold too. And so like that was always, you know, Vanity was over.


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[Assistant] Nebraska. Yeah. But like Deon Sanders is you want, I don't know if there's a.


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[Assistant] They're, yeah, I like the, I was watching four state game last night and four state looked really good. But you're like, man, he's got to be just looking at, I don't know if he wants to coach the pros or not. Maybe he does.


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[Assistant] But, you're like, I wonder if he's looking at that Florida State job. Like, they gotta be like...


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[Assistant] That is unreal. He's never really off the field. And then they got a kid now that is playing both sides, which is very, I mean, we were trying to say like, when do you even see that? It's like Shohei Otani. It just never happens anymore.


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[Assistant] If, uh, if, if, no, I mean, it's the angels and it can be hard to find a baseball player, but what that guy's doing is it's, it's like, I keep, just at least be aware of it. Cause that's, that's a guy that when it's, when he retires.


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[Assistant] What if you're Walter, what if you're that guy and you invent football and you're like, I mean, I'm going to be talked about forever. And then everybody's like, you won't.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And you're like, but I invented it. Yeah. And you go, then now he would go, well, is football not a big deal? And you're like, it's the main thing.


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[Assistant] It's the main thing we do. You're like, and I'm not brought up every day, you go.


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[Assistant] It's not. You want it to be, and I understand that because you invented it.


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[Assistant] It basically looks like whoever gets the Heisman gets that.


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[Assistant] And if someone says he won the Walter Camp Award, I mean, I'm in the football world, I think it matters. Like I'm, they, they matter. But today, your average fan, no one's watching, you know, they might do that award during the heist. Do they do it during the heist? Or right the day before? I think it's the night before when they do the. Yeah.


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[Assistant] For a lot of people, be like, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, I think I, you know, you're just kinda like, yeaah, yeaah, and you're like, you're the only reason we're out here. Like, he invented camp, right?


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[Assistant] I wouldn't think if you went up to a person, not, they have no idea what you're about to ask them. And you said, what did Walter Camper camp invent? Some people might say camping.


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[Assistant] Man, I bet he was... Furious. I bet his, well I bet his... I bet he died angry. No, I think he died. I think he was like...


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[Assistant] I leave the legacy and then now he went back, he'd be like, no, you're, yeah, you left legacy, but it's.


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[Assistant] I mean, you would think that our main stuff would be called the thing after the guy that invented it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, yeah, Naismith Memorial. What's his first name?


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[Assistant] Just being a forward person was invented in Notre Dame.