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[Assistant] October 26th, I'm opening for Henry Cho in Arlington. Oh, nice. Nice. How about it? The Arlington Music Hall. Beautiful. And I'll be in town, and uh, I weaseled my way onto Brian Bates shows. How about that? Small world. I asked the club owner, can I, can I do some time? And he said, you gotta get me Henry Cho tickets.


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[Assistant] And that's really what happened. And then October 28th, I'm in San Antonio with Henry Cho.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was, uh, uh, it was two in the morning. I came out, I ordered some food, two in the morning. And, uh, a drunk guy was peeing in a church parking, church lawn across the street. And then a homeless dude punched him in the face.


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[Assistant] They were fighting in the middle of the street. This really happened. They were fighting in the middle of the street. Nate didn't tell us any of this. Three police cars pulled up.


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[Assistant] Drove off, I was just like, oh. It was almost like, welcome to, welcome to Charleston. That's how we get down.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, you and her? Yeah. Oh. So it's like, she sees it, but you know what I mean? I can make up something. Yeah. In fact, we were. Yeah. Bunkered down in the hurricane. What do you want me to do?


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[Assistant] Uh, datin', datin', datin' funny, bro. Broke foot, so. He broke his, broke his toe. So how'd you break yourself? Same foot. Yeah, same foot.


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[Assistant] I would want the least broken. I know that's a big one to be broken. But it was a, I was doing a corporate gig in DC. That was yours.


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[Assistant] No, it was, it was good though. At least we didn't break a bone. Yeah, that's how good I was killing.


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[Assistant] You know, I had on some slides going to it cause I don't wear my shoes. And then when I got there, I had my shoes and it was just like thriving the entire time.


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[Assistant] How was it man? It was, it was, it was, it was a lot. Were you on the road there? No, we were in, um, uh, Louisville. So it was just right up the street. We went by there and, um, yeah man, 450,000 people. That is a lot of people. That's crazy. I've never seen that many people.


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[Assistant] I mean, they were having a concert during the race.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, uh, I was with Godfrey, so he knew someone, and they brought us in. It was like a promoter or something.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, did y'all watch the whole thing or? No, we ain't had time. So I've never seen that many sleeveless shirts. So many. Uhm, but it was, I mean. They're so loud. It's just. So loud.


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[Assistant] Oh, really? Oh, did he? Yeah. Oh yeah. We left.


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[Assistant] You're not with us. You guys are, y'all will watch, uh, Coyote, um, what's his name? It's, he does a show on YouTube where he like takes things from-


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[Assistant] I forgot his name, but yeaah. Coyote Peterson, that's his name. Yeaah dude, like just, I cannot do it. So many stings.


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[Assistant] How short you got? I just went as short as I could. Okay. So you let it go.


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[Assistant] A yard at a time. My daughter got $50 from my dad yesterday and she couldn't care less. For her birthday? No, just.


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[Assistant] Just because? And she couldn't care less. Like it wasn't, it wasn't a hundred dollars.


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[Assistant] Was ours fine? She was giving out one dollar. Well see what happened was one time I think we only had a ten dollar bill. So you can't go back after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.


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[Assistant] Speaker. I don't know who he had. Yeah, speaker.


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[Assistant] Wait, 99, right? Did it? Okay, so 24 years.


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[Assistant] I remember in the restaurants that was. Yeah, I remember.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. He's the only one, I think he's the only player to score 40 at 40.


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[Assistant] Real, right? Like I saw him, the record setting game in Atlanta, the attendance record. So we saw that, that was like his last year in Chicago and that was insane. We watched him walk out of the hotel.


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[Assistant] Everybody was just standing around. Bill Winningson just walked out, nobody said anything. But as soon as Jordan came up, it was insane.


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[Assistant] That's ridiculous. Height is overrated.


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[Assistant] I'm just, I'm just saying it's not. Yeah. Wait, how tall are you? Six, five. Yeah. And a half.


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[Assistant] It's not that I don't like it, it's just, it's overrated. It's not that good. Yeah. A lot of stuff I miss out on. Shoes especially. I miss a lot of Jordans. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] A store may get one or two shoes in fourteen, fifteens. And that's it.


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[Assistant] But it's weird though, like if you, if you go to StockX, like some shoes in my size in a 14.


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[Assistant] They'll be like a thousand dollars and then one size smaller will be like $300.


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[Assistant] Wow. How do you, you got to order yours, right? No, they have one that you're just, they has the monarchs, the air monarchs.


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[Assistant] That woulda lot. Yea. I mean, Jordans alone I think I'd get like 11 pair. Would you consider yourself a sneakerhead? No. No.


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[Assistant] Oh, is he? Oh, okay. Now, do you worry about creasing them? I never do, cause I, like, I usually, I don't wear my shoes until I get to wherever I'm going. So if I got a show, I carry it in my backpack. Yeah, you see that all the time. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know. I don't wear my shoes.


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[Assistant] Do y'all wear show socks? I don't have a mate, just so y'all think I do. Show socks. You know what I mean? Like I wear show socks.


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[Assistant] After the show. No, just, I just have to. It's just something. Just something for you.


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[Assistant] Did you jump off one, one foot or two? Yeah. Okay. I was going to say, cause if you ran that far, jumped off two.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, it's, it's funny you said it because it's times I think back to games where.


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[Assistant] When I laid it up, I was like, I should've dunked that. I wish I would've dunked it. And I still remember this one game I should've dunked it.


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[Assistant] Cause that was the, the famous like shoe, uh, like tennis. Tennis players used to put shoes the most, right? Back in the day.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause the players used to, the tennis players used to be the ones that used to sell sneakers. Oh, really?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's why they were, if you watched the Jordan documentary, they were saying that uhm, they were asking were you, are you trying to make him like a tennis player? Oh. Yeah. Oh.


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[Assistant] This is what I think of. So the 11th, the 11th is the most popular because it's the most, I think that's the most versatile.


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[Assistant] These are, yeaah, the 11s are the most, but specifically the, uh, the, uh, the red, black and white ones.


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[Assistant] Those are the most popular. And now are they more comfortable than the ones? Probably. I mean, look, those are the ones I had on when I broke my toe last week. So, I mean, they have no give in. Okay, okay. So they're not good shoes.


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[Assistant] I mean, for me to wear Joe and Eleven, my, my, my, they have to be like years, like worn down. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No. No, I think the closest we had was, uh, I think we got Jason Kiddz. So everybody had to wear the


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[Assistant] It wasn't though, it wasn't that grand. It was, it was another style.


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[Assistant] A famous team shoe. Like a lot of teams wore those. Because they came in so many colors.


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[Assistant] Those aren't the ones we had though. We had the kind that were like real thin. I can't even remember.


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[Assistant] He didn't even flinch on that second one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the first one had more passion. I think that's what it was. He was overzealous.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, we had some pretty good arms with Joe. Yeaah, I woulda got lit up in my leg.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it seems kind of like a novelty. Try it one time, it's fun.


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[Assistant] We got rescheduled to later on tomorrow, so next week I'll be in Ontario at the, uh, improv. Nice. California. Yep.


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[Assistant] You gotta show you just. It got moved to the, it was a, it was a Huckabee doing that. But it got moved to the later on in the year. In July.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, a lot of people like, uh, Jelly Roll, uh, had, had commented that he was gonna, he was trying to come. And then so many people hit me up and was like, Hey man, uh, I didn't know you know Jelly Roll. I'm gonna have to come check your show.


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[Assistant] So I'm glad they pitched it to you. If Nate would have covered some moving expenses, you know, like the, uh, the moving van or whatever.


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[Assistant] Well, let's say other than the city you currently live in. Yeah, I would say, uh, well, it's interesting, right?


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[Assistant] Cause you don't wanna go with the best comedy scene cause you're not gonna get on stage. Right. Right? Unless you got...


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[Assistant] I had about nine cities, man. Houston and then Cincinnati and then living on the road, LA, St. Louis, New York, uh, St. Louis. I think, um, Nashville is awful good.


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[Assistant] But I think now, there's a lot of stage time here, right? Like, you can get up every night. Pretty good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that being said, I would say St. Louis actually. I'm not saying stay there for too long, but there's three clubs.


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[Assistant] And they're very local heavy with the support acts, you know.


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[Assistant] If you ha- and there, you know, there's a lot of opportunity to get stage time. A lot of opportunity to get weeks. There's probably not as many like, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, pretty much anywhere in there. Yeah. Yeah. I, I think, uh, um, I had one and I forgot. Oh, Phoenix has got it.


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[Assistant] A zillion comedy clubs. It does. Yeaah. And, uh, you're not that far from LA.


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[Assistant] Get drafted first round and go be a great comedian and you move to a city because you like the opera scene there and you like their zoo, like you can't.


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[Assistant] It was a conference room with, first of all, you're not getting a beluga whale in an aquarium, are you?


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[Assistant] Really? This guy's tough. I will say, man, I, I, I've done, did some cruises there for a while and that, that Alaskan cruise, there's a day where you just sit there on the, on the boat and you just watch whales all day long. Oh, that's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] Well what, the Mormon school is down there south of...


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[Assistant] Yeah, man. I want to see this. It's a good bit. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, it's kind of a little cul-de-sac of a mall there.


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[Assistant] No, those, uh, well, I don't know, that's the, you don't wanna...


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[Assistant] Me too man, and I feel bad about it, but I don't want any judgment.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I go, but I mean, to be honest, it's been that way my whole life.


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[Assistant] Last time I was on here, I got one of those sleep tests where they hook you up with all the wires, and immediately I'm like, woah.


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[Assistant] You quit the sleep test. Last time, the first time I went home, I bailed, but I just want to tell you guys sort of nice way to, you know, tie the bow or whatever. Put a button on it. Put a button on it. Thank you. Uhm, I did it, uh, uh, uh, Thursday night I did it. Wow. I went back and I did it.


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[Assistant] Doesn't matter. I don't care about the results. It's just about overcoming your fear.


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[Assistant] I don't need this whole time. No, to be real honest, I did talk to them on the way in and they were like, there's nothing wrong with you.


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[Assistant] And so now it's been a lot of money to rule out. I just need to go to the urologist, I think is probably what I need to do. I don't have a sleep problem.


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[Assistant] I don't have. Really? Yeaah. And Bates was telling me, you said for sure I need to go get a CPAP. Yeaah. They said no.


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[Assistant] I love those guys that are so, I went to the dentist one time, and uh,


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[Assistant] Just make, make, make a call really firm, whether you believe it or not.


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[Assistant] My brother was a soccer referee when he was in college and he would go there hungover and he had no idea what was going on, but every call he would make it with a lot of authority. That ball is out, right? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Okay, you can cut me off before I do it and say, hey man, don't tell this. You're going to sound like an idiot. Okay. Or you can just let it go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I did too. But I'll tell it every podcast if I can. Okay, man. Well, I still feel like an idiot. Thanks Bates.


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[Assistant] Let's say I'm driving. I'm driving.


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[Assistant] I guess it is. Thanks for that tennis ball though. I thought you were throwing it up outside the car and I was like, well then it wouldn't.


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[Assistant] If anybody, if you're tallying anything, people get real suspicious. Like, hey, what do you, what do you count?


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[Assistant] There's this bathroom on the road. I think I was working Toledo, but I had, I was eating a lot of grapefruits back then and for some reason I just had to go. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay. There's a tie tack right there, but that's a third of the way up. Pin, probably with a...


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[Assistant] Well, I think there's a, a real key question that we need to answer.


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[Assistant] You know, like if somebody will shout something out in the audience and you're just so conditioned to be like, this is stupid, stupid, stupid.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wish I would have maybe waited a little bit, but, uh, it was still pretty, it was still pretty cool.


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[Assistant] First time, whatever, the industry, somebody in the industry said this guy exists and then other people acknowledge that you go ahead and exist.


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[Assistant] Who's dipping, which is sort of, I hate to say it and I don't care for some of their business tactics, but that's the kind of the gold standard of potato chip, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I don't think really potato chips. What potato chips are you dipping? Ruffles. I don't need it.


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[Assistant] It was, yeaah, it was, but it was- It was too thin? Too thin, and oh man, through the roof expensive.


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[Assistant] It's like turning a pie into a cobbler.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and if you had bounce, I don't think you'd be going corporate, I think you'd be going like...


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[Assistant] Lion, lion show or something, you know, big catch. Oh yeah, it might be like a circus performer.


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[Assistant] I think it just became like Nickelback everybody. It was cool to hit Nickelback and Kenny G was like, um, yeah, cause it's not like, it's not like rock and roll music. It's sort of.


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[Assistant] Secretive. They streamed his lives. It was, uh, season two. Yeah. Um, and, uh, so that, you know, they didn't have a lot of inventory back then, whatever they did, they put it out and, um,


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[Assistant] I think they just have a ton of them that they shot, and they sort of get to them when they get to them, you know?


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[Assistant] That is, I don't think there's a comedian in the world that would say, you put it on tape,


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[Assistant] And then, uh, two weeks later, you figure out how to do at least three of them better. Just driving, driving down the street.


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[Assistant] I just, they called Dusty and Bates and, uh, Nate.


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[Assistant] You and I are a pretty close date, same age. I got you probably by about four years. Oh, is he talking about-


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[Assistant] He actually had some real good, uh, very few notes on the edit, but the, like one of the, one of the notes, he gave me two notes and they were both dead on.


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[Assistant] To be, like when you want to have an agent, there's people like, have that guy, he was a little bit pushy. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You might want him, you know?


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[Assistant] You're a comedian, right? Yea. I imagine you do some form of writing for your jokes, right?


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[Assistant] And let's say, uh, you're just in the Starbucks or wherever, where do you do your writing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, you're there at home and you are on to something. I mean, you are on to something. You feel like this is, this is it, man. I can't do, I can't look at it. Pen runs out of ink. What are you going to get up and go to Walgreens? No. No!


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[Assistant] You want to keep a, uh, I'd say probably a year supply of pens right there, and I can get you six months right now, uh, for, for the price of three.


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[Assistant] All the techniques, to be honest with you, I, they did not work.


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[Assistant] The tricks didn't work that well for me.


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[Assistant] Did I tell you about the negotiation seminar? Uh, they, they took us to one time with, it was like how to negotiate. And, uh, they had us like sit across from our partner and the guy was like, now the first, uh,


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[Assistant] First rule of sales, the first rule of negotiation is no matter what.


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[Assistant] What uh, the person sitting across from, no matter what their first offer is, you have to be shocked and offended by that offer, no matter what it is. Okay. And then he had to sit across from each other and, and practice the face that we would make to indicate that we were indeed shocked and offended by it. So like we were grownups, like just like.


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[Assistant] Retail set, cause I called on the stores for a while too. I was grocery stores, and those guys.


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[Assistant] If you hadn't been there before and you try to find him and they would hide from you.


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[Assistant] Uh, my friends and I, that was, we were just out of college, as living in Houston.


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[Assistant] I live with two guys from, uh, uh, college.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we went to this office depot or somewhere. I used to work at office depot. And, and, uh, we were like.


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[Assistant] We had to get a, uh, we wanted to get a chair, office chair or something, something for whatever, you know, and, uh, there was a guy in there. He was like an assistant manager, just a guy that worked there. And I can't remember his name. Was this Opelika?


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[Assistant] No, this was, uh, this was Houston. It was Houston. And, uh, we go, hey man, we want to buy this thing. And the guy's like, you could tell he was like, didn't quite know what he was doing. And he probably shouldn't have been alone in that store.


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[Assistant] So he goes, ah, it's in the, it's in the thing. And we were like, okay. So we went back, we weren't, we're not supposed to be back there in the storeroom and it's up there. And he's like, ah, man, I, uh, I can't get it. Cause, uh, I, uh.


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[Assistant] I can't drive the forklift. And my buddy Marcus goes, I can drive forklift. And this guy's like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a, man, that's a lawsuit right there.


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[Assistant] I had, I had a uniform. No, I had, uh, we had, you know, wore, back in the day, I think I wore a suit into the, uh. Oh, really? Yeah. I wore a suit into the stores. Like Kroger? Yeah. Yeah, man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think, yeah, I mean, uh, yeah, similar. Yeah, you had your sleeves rolled up and you had to get, sometimes you had to do quite a bit of like, like a shelf reset.


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[Assistant] Yeah man, I mean there was, uh, you know, there's some dirty tactics going on.


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[Assistant] We were the, like, we were the, the company, we were the big ones, we were the big dogs, Crocker and Gamble, but mostly because of stuff that I didn't sell, like Tide.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can't, once they think you're a vendor, you can just roam around in there.


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[Assistant] I came in on the tail end of it. Used to be more independent, you know, grocery stores and there weren't as big mass stores like that, or hardware stores. And there was a lot of decisions made at the store level. So it was in this, the company's, a lot of companies best entered to have somebody out there.


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[Assistant] Influencing people to struggle, but as things moved up and up now, it's.


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[Assistant] It's all done at the headquarters and they just implement whatever they sell at the headquarters. So you don't have a lot of professional salespeople at the store level. They're just more like they're laborers is what they.


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[Assistant] Yes, and those usually cost a lot of money to get. Uhm, and now they're kind of planned.


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[Assistant] Bob, we can't do this. Folgers has, is doing 63% of the sales and we only have 58% of the faces. It was like an injustice compared to apartheid. Like this, you can't, you can't have this. This is, this is an insult to us. This is, your customers are going to hate it, you know?


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[Assistant] So that's the sales part of it. Yeah, we go in with data and we'd be like, you know, and then.


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[Assistant] District manager was a thing back in the, like a retail, he had like 10 stores.


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[Assistant] I would go to the buyer that's making the decision for 150 stores, but those district managers back in the day, I'm not sure it's, they did used to have some juice, man. If you could get with them, they had some pulp.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I had like, uh, well it was back in the, before everybody had cell phones, I had like a card that we'd go to pay phones and you know, you dial in your code and then you can call anywhere you want. What, man?


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[Assistant] We tended to, uh, put most of our money in, uh,


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[Assistant] TBS, okay, so we, we had the consumer sort of pull it through.


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[Assistant] And, uh, back then, like if you had a dented 39 ounce can of coffee, the grocery store didn't win it. They didn't want it, so I had to pick it up. But that's still good coffee. And that was, you know, that was going back for like 10 bucks back then.


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[Assistant] Save the consumer a little money. They, they weren't weak. Uh, they, they weren't weak. They did move to, I mean they did move to plastic. Too many forklift drives.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, you know, you gotta go to the, uh, to the headquarters. Um, I don't know all this stuff because obviously our stuff was...


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[Assistant] Well Kroger, you know, private label is a...


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[Assistant] I didn't care for the store brands. I've always had a problem with them because it's, uh, and to be honest, a lot of times.


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[Assistant] It may be, uh, Spectracide might make the private label store. We would have the store brand. Oh really? Yeah. There's some of that. I don't think we did a lot of that, but I didn't care for them. It's not fair because it's their store and their product. It's they're stacking the deck.


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[Assistant] I've always said it's like, uh, you know, like a...


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[Assistant] Uh, little league kid whose dad's the coach, you know?


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[Assistant] I didn't have the cold call, and that's why guys like Nate or my dad said that I wasn't really in sales, but sales is not only cold call.


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[Assistant] So uhm, but there's all those ads on especially serious radio about there's a whole industry based on getting people out of their timeshare.


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[Assistant] Decks, you know, like a presentation, you know, when we go in and tell like the plan for sunny to light for the year or whatever. And, uh, it was back in the day, it was like when PowerPoint first started and, uh, we got real.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that guy, he's got the greatest voice.


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[Assistant] Early on in the career, my act was nowhere near Pringles. You could shoot some holes in what I got.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but yeaah, I think I definitely, just talking to club bookers and stuff like that, uh, early on.


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[Assistant] It was a lot easier. I've did it with corporate for a while. I decided this was not that long ago. I don't know. Seven or eight years ago, I was like.


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[Assistant] Man, I need to start getting into corporates and I don't know how to do it. And this buddy of mine, Kent Rader did a lot and he was like, here's a list of some people. And I just, I was like, I know how to do this. It's been.


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[Assistant] A lot, but 20 years or something, but I, and I just got on the phone for like three weeks and I would just call them. Yeah, it was cold calling and it was.


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[Assistant] You know, it's not fun, like you said. You're calling corporations to be like- Yeaah, it's like more associations and people, and it's like, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, it's, you know, whatever.


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[Assistant] Comedy clubs? Back in the day, I think I did.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to, it was, yeah, back when I was like a feature act and I was, I would call up and it, then I realized, you know, the way to do this is to get.


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[Assistant] Uh, either a comic to recommend you, which is okay, but get a, get a club owner to recommend you. Now you got something. I had this guy, Freddie DiMarco, that would just make some calls for me.


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[Assistant] That he worked at a, he owned the comedy club in Missouri and he would, uh, he made some calls for me. I remember, you guys don't- You would call as him, right?


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[Assistant] So I worked for him at the comedy club in the summers. I'd work the door or whatever. And, uh, and then when I quit my job, Freddie, I don't think Freddie ever thought I was like gonna.


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[Assistant] Headliners that would vouch for me. She's like, unimpressed, unimpressed. And I was like, right away, I was like.


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[Assistant] I try not, I try not to rat anybody out almost ever. Even if it's the worst customer service ever and I'm just like, you know what man, there's been.


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[Assistant] Yeah, y-you sure? Yeah. The funny thing is though, now- Southwest, I've done it to Southwest. Have ya? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now though that everything that you do, there's a survey like every time you buy, Hey, how do we do? So you would think with all these surveys out there that customer service would be improving markedly and it's not, I don't think they get the point of these surveys. I don't think they're actually reading the surveys.


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[Assistant] I remember that with, cause it used to be before Starbucks, you know, now it's just


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[Assistant] Except at the airport, like, like except there and in New York city, like those two places in their, their employee manual is like, Hey, you need to treat customers with respect unless


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[Assistant] Alright, that I learned on this last special. You know that Nextdoor app? Yeaah. Okay.


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[Assistant] I just for fun, when my special came out, I was like just, uh,


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[Assistant] No, cause it's not like you see these, I don't know any of them. Yeaah. But I mean, cause it's a pretty big area, at least where I am. Yeaah. But it's just a way to get a bunch of views on your, on your special. Okay. Yeaah, I'm telling you, it's a, it's a, that's the, that's the next deal, right? Okay.


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[Assistant] You do all this to me. There's a couple of times where you post something on, uh, Twitter or Facebook or whatever. And I'm like, and it's, and I believe.


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[Assistant] My, this one guy told me he was a club owner. He said that this guy, I guess...


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[Assistant] It was some guy that had worked at club before and he thought.


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[Assistant] Best way to do it, you know, best way for me to get back in there is have a bunch of my friends call and be like, Hey man.


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[Assistant] You had to, if you want to go up on the open mic, you had to show up at the laugh factory.


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[Assistant] You'd show up at noon or, or they'd just form a line, but they would start getting in line at like,


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[Assistant] Noon, 10 a.m. and you had to wait outside all day long cause the owner liked it.


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[Assistant] And it was, you know, it was you and a few comics, but there's also just homeless guys that would go up on the open mic because they just had nothing else to do.


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[Assistant] One of two legitimate comedians in the group of 15 or whatever. And then they were, it was kind of a scam. They were like, okay, well now you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, all the stuff that I think I remember doing.


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[Assistant] They, America's funniest home videos or something. One time I was just in Houston at a park and we just, you know, wait in line and you do something, you just do something silly, you know? And, uh, I mean, I didn't think anything of it.


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[Assistant] Maybe it was like whatever the thing that was copying off.


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[Assistant] Man, we had Dunkin' Hines, the cake mixes and brownie mixes and stuff. I mean, cake mix was, that was the main part of the baking mix category, cake and frosting. And, uh, I would just bake.


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[Assistant] Like a 1950s, uh, cheerleader that was sweet on a football player, showing up with baked goods all the time. I mean, I could make a, I could make a good, a good cake, cake with frost. Not a real good froster.


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[Assistant] I bake a lot. Wow. Yeah. I just made my dad the same. You guys heard of ruggala before?


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[Assistant] My dad grew up in New York, uh, he was Jewish.


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[Assistant] And uhm, there's like a cookie that, uh, that they make up. My grandma used to make called rugala.


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[Assistant] And you gotta, you gotta let the dough chill the night before. That's a tough day.


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[Assistant] For, uh, Thanksgiving this past year, and that's the best thing I've ever made.


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[Assistant] That is, that is really, man, that, and it's, it's a lot of work and I'd buy like equip, new equip.


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[Assistant] I've been into sandwiches. He's growing sandwiches.


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[Assistant] I got some old ones that somehow they find them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I posted four people to vote on and that, uh, horse divorce and, uh, and Penguin.


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[Assistant] And, uh, if there was a fifth, it would have probably been civilian station.


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[Assistant] It's Brian being ridiculed. That's true, there's a lot of that.


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[Assistant] Yep. Aaron has a million hats to choose from and why he had to wear the sounds today. Yeah, I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] Aaron was a big help because he helped me pick out this hat in the pro shop.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we were on a time crunch. So I would have probably started at three and four eights or something. I was like, Aaron, what's, give me a, just a ballpark here. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeah, we came over here. Well, first of all, I stopped on the way here. I've been trying to pitch, but it always, Aaron and I drove all the way to his high school in Hendersonville to practice and it rained us out.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's now day of and I've yet to pitch on the way to your house. Um, I stopped at a high school.


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[Assistant] And then the mound was covered, but I went out there, I had one baseball.


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[Assistant] It was the saddest thing you'd ever see. I'm out there throwing from the stretch.


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[Assistant] One baseball, I would throw it to no one. Then I'd go pick it up and walk back and people are walking past the high school and I'm out there shaking off signs and just throwing.


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[Assistant] Get on by. Came up here, practice, and, uh, got some stuff down.


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[Assistant] Time. Uh, it was kind of a game time decision. I just stopped on the way and stood on a mound a little bit. I knew I was going to throw over here. Yeah. So you, you probably threw 40 or 50 times that day. How's your arm feel? Was it sore?


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[Assistant] That's good. That's good. But I'm a, I'm a kind of, once I get between the chalk and the lights are on, that's when I come alive. So I didn't pitch that great over here. You documented it very clearly in that video you posted, but.


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[Assistant] Not only that, they sounds gave me four tickets and I just assumed I'd take Aaron. Aaron bought tickets on his own. He didn't want to sit with me. Dusty couldn't make it. There was a.


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[Assistant] Up until almost game time, I was going to be sitting by myself at the game, which I might've been the first person in the history of baseball to throw out a first pitch, then sit alone, which is the corn dog. And kids are like, isn't that the old man that threw out the first pitch?


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[Assistant] It was a strike. People don't think so because he dropped the ball, but he has this giant clown glove. Yeah. And he dropped my ball too.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and my fastball has so much movement on it, I get it, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, squat down, dude. Pray me. Have you ever caught a ball before, chicken?


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[Assistant] I was so mad at him, but then I was like, it's a dude in a giant rooster. He can't even see.


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[Assistant] But I played it. I think it's a great pitch though. I mean, can you show the still photo? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, that's not what we're even trying to do here.


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[Assistant] Plus, then it was the most breakfast game ever. So, then...


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[Assistant] First pitch of the game, the real first pitch, the guy hits it off the wall for a triple. And I'm joking like, well, my first pitch was better than that. Then it gets worse and worse and worse. The pitcher gets one out before he changed.


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[Assistant] And the, the visiting team scored 10 runs in the first inning, which I gotta think is a Nashville sounds record for most runs in the first inning. They lost 19 to two. Wow.


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[Assistant] I know. One time my phone rang and it said unknown caller and I thought, are they calling me back in? Like, could it be?


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[Assistant] They have a winning record in the Columbus team they play and has a losing record, but not on


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[Assistant] Aaron made a couple really funny videos, uh, he's so good at doing all this stuff.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about the one you made of me throwing out the first pitch. Oh, that took a while. Yeaah. That took a few hours. Yeaah. Yeaah. But I like doing it. He left like immediately after. He didn't even watch the game. I got inspired, dude. I saw it in my head, dude. Yeaah. You know? Sell the vision. Sell the vision. Say it to me.


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[Assistant] You also did the NHL awards since we...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I just, it was just the story though. Yeah. I may still have it.


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[Assistant] Now, Ginny Salie's been on, I think, everyone I've done there, but she's never brought me out. They usually just introduce you from the side. What was the...


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[Assistant] With the REID in the middle there. I feel like I still know more REIDs than.


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[Assistant] Well, like Harvard's been around since the 1600s. They still have some buildings.


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[Assistant] I think Brad said that he had another son named Dustin they call Dusty.


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[Assistant] In fact, my parents wouldn't let me watch a lot of 1970s British humor based off, uh, making fun of the Bible.


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[Assistant] I did try it because so many people sent us that. It's on Netflix. I watched 20 minutes of it. I couldn't do it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I like British humor. This was so, the accents were so thick. Messed with all the cheesemakers. Have you seen Life of Brian?


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[Assistant] That would be so my family though, the wrong name and we can't afford right now.


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[Assistant] I think he said she went around the room and just everyone who was in the room at the time just said pick a name and everyone just gave him a name.


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[Assistant] Well, we haven't had a draft in about 50 something years, but.


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[Assistant] The story that peekaboo street shares, but I'll have to share it. I'll have to trust Heather.


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[Assistant] Very interesting. They've, they've posted odds. Vegas has posted odds.


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[Assistant] So if you pull up Westgate for that, it'll show you what the odds are. I saw your odds this morning.


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[Assistant] Betters don't know that you've been working with this new guy, so it could change the odds.


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[Assistant] There's one I saw where they had all of them listed.


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[Assistant] I've known people who've named their cars. You called yours old blue, but that sounds like more, I mean, like they named their like name. What'd you have? My first one was a 1979 Chevy Nova. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So rolled off the, rolled off the lot. Yeah. Now I've only had, I think I may have said this before, I've only owned five cars in my life. I keep a car for a long time. What color was your Nova? Uh, originally silver by the time I got it, it was gray.


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[Assistant] This would be, yeah, right now, it would be awesome to have that. Yeah. It did not look like that. I mean, that's so shiny.


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[Assistant] Nobody did. It was basically a Ford Escort cheaper version.


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[Assistant] Ford Escorts were popular in the late 80s.


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[Assistant] The first car was invented by Carl Benz of Mercedes Benz, 1885. Went about 10 miles per hour.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it was so expensive nobody could really afford it. The first car that most people could actually afford was the Ford Model T.


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[Assistant] Built here in 1908. It cost, uh, around $850 when it first came out.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. Because the invention of the assembly line made everything much cheaper and much more easier to produce.


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[Assistant] Uh, most commonly called soul cars, Toyota Corolla, somewhere I have over here, the most broken into car.


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[Assistant] The 1994 Honda Accord is the most stolen car in history.


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[Assistant] White. Almost went white. Black's a close second. I think I maybe even sent you the list of, uh,


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[Assistant] Well, seat belts have come along the way since back in my day. I vaguely remember just the lap belt where there wasn't even a.


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[Assistant] A thing, and then, uh, once the three-point seatbelt was invented, that said it changed, that's what it's called when there's a...


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[Assistant] Well, it was invented in 1959. It didn't become like a popular thing in cars until much later. Uhm, but.


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[Assistant] I think 70s, a lot of 70s cars still had just a lap belt. And nobody wore them.


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[Assistant] So in 1973, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration required all new cars to have a seatbelt interlock mechanism where you can't start the car until you got your seatbelt on.


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[Assistant] And that quickly, nobody was on board with that. So that quickly, uh. Yeah, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] Well then they required all cars just to have seatbelts. And Ron Reagan ran for president in 1980 on deregulation. So when he took office, he revoked that law saying you don't have to do it.


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[Assistant] But then the insurance company sued because they said it's safer.


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[Assistant] If you got a seatbelt and it went all the way to Supreme Court, Supreme Court ruled in favor of the insurance companies.


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[Assistant] So that's when all cars started to have to have seatbelts. First seatbelt law was 1985 in New York.


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[Assistant] I was going to ask you, even you, but Dusty I'm sure has many examples of being in a wreck where your seat, where your airbag's gone off.


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[Assistant] Were you wearing your seatbelt though when your car flipped?


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[Assistant] I didn't know this. Uhm, your airbags will go off different if you have a seatbelt on.


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[Assistant] You gotta be going faster before your airbags go off than if you don't have a seatbelt on.


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[Assistant] So if you had a wall, like a brick wall, you don't have seatbelt on, uhm, it'll go off if you're going 10 to 12 miles per hour.


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[Assistant] Okay. But if you had your seatbelt on, you'd have to be going 16 miles per hour.


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[Assistant] Interesting. Because the seatbelt would save you.


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[Assistant] Well, road rage is on the rise all across America. A lot of people maybe need better help.


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[Assistant] So in America, we had the Model T. That was kind of the car that really put us on the map, everything. And Hitler wanted his own version of the car that people could have.


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[Assistant] But, uh, that's how the Volkswagen Beetle came. Next week, Brian's not here.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, in 1899, the first, uh, traffic ticket was issued in New York city.


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[Assistant] So they already had speed limit laws for horses, eight miles an hour. Eight? Yep.


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[Assistant] It was four miles an hour when you corner. You can only go four miles an hour and turn into a corner.


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[Assistant] Did they even give him a number? I don't know. They collect the guy at 12 miles an hour. That's what, or at least that's what they said he was going. They arrested him, took him to jail.


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[Assistant] Street racing in Nashville has become a big issue lately. Is it? Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] Did you ever think it was odd that cars are made that can go so much faster than what the law allows?


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[Assistant] I have another car question. So tires get flat tires. Why is it a tire can just make completely a rubber?


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[Assistant] Well, there's air in it. What if it was just all rubber? Then you'd never have flat tires.


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[Assistant] Like once it pierces a certain way, then you're going to have a flat tire because then the air comes out. But if it was all rubber, what would happen?


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[Assistant] I know this. I thought it was kind of funny. When the first radios were installed in cars, they had a lot of static. So to cut down on static, spark plugs were fitted, uh,


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[Assistant] With a suppressor that actually downgrades performance of the engine.


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[Assistant] So there was a fine balance between getting good radio reception and having a car that ran well. So you had to decide whether you wanted to listen to something or your car drive well.


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[Assistant] There was a woman in Chicago who got $105,000 worth of parking tickets. Her ex-boyfriend registered the car in her name without her permission and then parked it at O'Hare Airport where it racked up 678 parking tickets over a two year period.


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[Assistant] So they went to court about it and uhm, they finally settled.


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[Assistant] I guess you can maybe prove it, maybe, I don't know, maybe he's like...


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[Assistant] I didn't register this in her name, it's in her name. She's just saying that.


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[Assistant] Uh, oh, starting this Wednesday, my wife is out of town. So if you are a mom, I am putting my daughter to bed for the first time. I can need help with bath time, bedtime, anything, you know, just- For you or the baby? That's a good joke. I was thinking of the baby, but you know, my wife is out of town, so.


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[Assistant] Maybe I could watch this and finally be in on some of the inside jokes.


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[Assistant] I was more nervous about that buildup than going on shows.


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[Assistant] So we did name the galaxy after the candy bar.


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[Assistant] A lady that gave me candy wrote a note and it said, Hey bear.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, and if you're hiking and you do a hay bear and someone gives you a hello folks back, then you know what's happening.


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[Assistant] I've been getting some hay-bear too, and I think, I like when, like if a, if a lady says hay-bear to me, I'm like, my wife is gonna be upset about it.


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[Assistant] Uh, we needed you in the audience of the shows we did in Arizona.


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[Assistant] I think it's showing us that they didn't fill that all the way up. There's some air left in that.


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[Assistant] You kinda got the opposite color thing going. I got the darker beard and the lighter hair.


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[Assistant] So I got my others at a thrift store. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, I guess it depends, like, where are we starting from? Are the ants where they're at right now and then all of a sudden they get smart? Because we already got chemicals, right? So if the war just began, we could just start killing them.


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[Assistant] What about anteaters? We would train anteaters and they would be on our team. There you go.


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[Assistant] Easy, I win. But if it's army ants. Fire ants. Army, like the army ants that you see in like the jungles in Africa, I mean they will tear you up. Now those are the ones that are scary.


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[Assistant] But I think the ants would, you know, get jealous of each other. And they would be like, well, the army ants are really taking over and I don't like that.


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[Assistant] Let's play the fight out. Let's play the fight out. They get more fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so uh, yeah, so I'm taking a couple of months off, but in July I'll be back, and then the second half of the year, I got a lot going on, so.


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[Assistant] Do you know what it is? It's a boy. Yeah. Alright. I don't have a name, but uh, I'll take suggestions. Huck.


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[Assistant] I grew up in Alabama, so Albany was always in Georgia for this. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Back at it, starting good. Pumped, hot shell. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. Uh, 150th episode.


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[Assistant] All right. Oh, kind of stepped on the joke. It was a good joke. I'm saying it was a good joke, babe ruined it. Oh, I didn't know what was going on.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's all over the place. Here's a solid joke. It's a good joke in the 80s and still relatable now. Uh, yeah. 150. Well, thank you for listening to all that. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know. I honestly don't think I thought really much past anything. I thought I'd be farther along in my career and I wouldn't have to do this.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, uh, yeah. Well, here we are. All right. Uh, we had a good, I was in Charleston this weekend. Uh, wonderful weekend. Uh, went there a day early, saw, uh, uh, Big J, Shane Gillis, Tim Dillon, Nick Mullen.


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[Assistant] And they did, uh, they did a show the night before. A little bit dirty. It's crazy!


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[Assistant] Everybody's so funny that it's so good.


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[Assistant] Shane Gill is, I mean, he destroyed, everybody destroyed. Nick Mullins.


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[Assistant] I mean, obviously Jay, I've been friends with Forever and Tim.


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[Assistant] But they, uh, it is funny, their show is, uh, a much dirtier show. Like, their music, when people come in.


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[Assistant] Was like, I was like, wow, like you don't ever think about it being different and, uh, you know, you just doing your own little show on the road and whatever. And then I walk in, we're all hanging out. I mean, I ran, I was like their tour manager.


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[Assistant] Cause of course none of them, they're doing an arena. They did, uh, Charleston and they did the Hershey arena. They sold out Hershey Giants arena. Uh, Shane is from there. And, uh, but it's, uh,


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[Assistant] They, I, I go in and I was like helping them, like I was like, what time is y'all soundcheck? They weren't going to do soundcheck. I was like, y'all should go do soundcheck. It's an arena. It's different. You need to go up there and like, you know, they're, uh, Matt McCuster, Shane's podcast I was hosted.


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[Assistant] Go, like everybody needs their own separate entrance and, you know, like.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean they really put on such a great show and people had so much fun. But I mean I was working, dude. I was tour manager. I was like...


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[Assistant] But I mean, I was busy. Do they not have somebody? Like, uh. No, it's like when you first start going out, you're just not gonna have someone. You just, you know, you're, when you first start doing it, you're just not, you're just gonna.


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[Assistant] I understand why, but that's why I was like, these are such big shows though, that it was, I enjoyed being, you know, I don't mind telling people what to do. Tell those guys. So, I enjoyed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, that was just the funny part is like, I was like, man, I mean, I walked in, I was like.


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[Assistant] You know, I mean, look, people don't think about, you know, like, I mean, a lot of, it doesn't matter, do what everyone do.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's uh, yeaah. I, I loved wa- I mean it was fun, it's always fun to get to go to a show and not have to do anything and just get to watch it.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so we got to do that and especially sitting in these arenas, like I wouldn't, we wouldn't set it a few different spots, which was nice. Cause it's like when, you know, now that I.


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[Assistant] Doing some of them, you're like, oh, let me go see what it looks like for the audience.


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[Assistant] When I'm up here to see, you know, what's the best scenario and.


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[Assistant] And, but I, that's what I love. Like these guys, you know, I've always been clean. They never, no one ever made me feel weird about being clean. Uh, I just stay doing what I do. They do what they do. And like, that's what I love about comedians is, uh,


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[Assistant] There's a just a yea, you're just friends with people that you're like, yeah, I wouldn't, you would not think I would be friends with them, but you know, if they're good people and they're nice people and.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, I love it. It's awesome. Uh, so yeah, it was good. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] Then we had our shows in Charleston, uh, hung out in Charleston, uh, it's a great town. It's the new bachelor place. I think it's the number one now. Wow. Is it really? Well, Charleston is the best. That's what someone said. A random person said that. So I don't know, you know, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a fun, I mean, a lot, a lot of bachelor party, a lot of big, like, you know, just seeing, I mean, a lot of people get, uh, tore up down there. It's a guy like a New Orleans vibe.


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[Assistant] Is there, there's never a ranking for bachelor parties. I guess Vegas, Vegas always think. I guess you wouldn't know. It's hard to tell. Cause dudes will just also go on a dude trip. That's true. Like golf trip or something like that. And they're not wearing matching shirts. Yeah. Yeah. That's fun though.


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[Assistant] I think women have, that's- Did you do a bachelor party? Uh, yeaah. And yeaah, my buddies came up to New York. It was right when I moved to New York so they did comedy. Uh, and Laura did- I think I picked Laura up at her bachelorette party. They went to Zany's. And it's like, do not talk.


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[Assistant] You know, like, it's notorious, like, bachelorette parties, they want to go to a comedy club.


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[Assistant] And they're just, they drink too much. They get loud. They, you know, it's like.


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[Assistant] You, in theory, you think, we might have talked about this before, you don't, you think you want to do it, it's not a good idea.


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[Assistant] But you're just like, I don't want to. On your bachelor weekend. Yeaah, you're like, ehh. And you just, I just went the other way. I was very close to him and then I just kind of zipped up in the, back in the crowd and ducked away. Uh, so that's what I did. Where were y'all?


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[Assistant] Like, mine are all ages, but I'm at a performing arts. Right.


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[Assistant] A hole in one, the next hole. A six or seven will kill you on a- Yea it will. You just can't get something like that. Big time. Yea. Threes are-


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[Assistant] I mean, you almost threes are tough. You gotta. I think almost all of them were par threes.


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[Assistant] Cause it can either be packed or no one's there. There's really no in-between. There's nobody at this one. We had the whole place to ourselves. That's how there's, putt-putt is very, you know, it's either like good luck, she's gonna take five hours or they haven't seen someone for three weeks.


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[Assistant] There's no, no balance in between. Tiger Woods is doing a, like a pop stroke thing here in Nashville. What is that? Uh, I don't, I've always seen pictures, but I think it's like a putt-putt, but maybe a long putt-putt, like maybe it's an 80 yard, you know.


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[Assistant] So yeah, I don't, I don't know. It looks like a little bit longer of a thing, but it's, it's putt-putt.


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[Assistant] Pop stroke, I mean a pop stroke is, you just, like, I mean, it's, it's a, uh, yeaah, it's just putting. It's a pop up, but it's a big one.


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[Assistant] You really do just switch the L and A and the altitude and latitude. Is that right? Kind of worked out.


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[Assistant] Those two kinda. Yeaah. Feel like lazy. I think so too. When they did those words, they were like.


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[Assistant] That's a good pillow. I've been using it here.


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[Assistant] In a rhythm of just saying the jokes. Yes. And so you're just kind of like, alright, I can kind of find it and mix it in with, I guess, talking to the crowd and that.


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[Assistant] Uh, all right, let's start with some of your, uh, comments guys. Uh, James Nolan. I've literally just returned from my father's funeral for some light relief. I started this week's episode robots.


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[Assistant] Watching Aaron try to explain logic to Nate had me cry in all the tears that I've managed to hold in for most of the day. I'm literally howling and laughing to the point.


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[Assistant] That my wife had to check on me in case I finally had the emotional break.


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[Assistant] That apparently is on the way. I feel a weight being lifted and I just want to thank you guys for the funny, especially today. Well, we appreciate that James. Hate that for you buddy. Appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Mandy Sharp, absolutely loved this episode. I started working in a local flower shop at age 12, local pizza place through high school in a local bank as an adult. All of those business owners helped me learn the importance of great customer service. The downside


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[Assistant] Is that now I'm saddened by the major decline in customer service in so many industries. It makes me want to start a mom lecture when I see employees not being professional and making the customer feel, uh, appropriated.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, it's, it's, uh, if you're a butcher, that's, you know, you're not like, uh,


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[Assistant] If you went to the grocery store and got lamb and the guy didn't know, and I think that guy would know.


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[Assistant] But if he didn't know, you'd be like, okay, well, I mean, he might just be like, I don't, I'm not a butcher shop. That's literally what he might tell you. I'm not a butcher shop is what he would say to you.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, alright, well maybe I'll go to the butcher shop and they're like, do or not. They're like, we don't know man. Kroger.


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[Assistant] Leon, Leonel, Leonel, Leonel Perez. The rant about shipping makes me laugh because Nate doesn't understand younger people's sense of humor. It's a joke. Just listen to the Dusty's podcast and you're sure you hate your C. You will see he hates shipping.


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[Assistant] Especially us young people. Well, yeaah. No, I, I, I get the, uh, it is a joke and I get the humor and that is something that I've thought about. Like why can't I just laugh this off like she is or like probably a lot of people.


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[Assistant] I don't want to have to only think about that chipping part, but I, I, I, I, I can't, but, uh, yeah, to be fair, that is like, I take a lot of stuff serious, but I think there's seriousness behind.


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[Assistant] Yeah, dude, it's your, I'm your friend and whatever. It's like, you're trying to, again, you're charging an insane amount of money.


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[Assistant] That for your AI painting, that I think it's like, I should never have to be anywhere at all, but I don't think a lot of people think.


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[Assistant] Some people wouldn't think, like, you know, my, like Laura would have probably just laughed and then let me like, oh, that's funny. Like, and then not really thought about it and like, whatever, where I will just be like, no, like you're, I mean, I can't get past it, but that's something that I can work on.


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[Assistant] No, it's, when, yeah, it's like trying to be mean or funny, it's...


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[Assistant] You know, it's like when you see homeless dudes have signs and then you see one that's like, oh, that's funny, I've never seen that. And then you're in that just, then you start seeing that everywhere and you're like, that's the vibe. That's like, this works. Kind of be rude. And this, like they're just trying to find a way to like get your attention.


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[Assistant] But now we're in a phase of, uh, the world where, I mean, people are rude.


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[Assistant] So niceness is, should kinda go, start going back up.


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[Assistant] That's what I think. I think it's, I don't think that girl, or whoever it was that did that, the thing, the shipping, uh, is like, they're...


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't think she is doing it in a sincere, I think she thinks it's okay to do that. And I think she's like...


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[Assistant] She's just like, I just tell them I don't want to ship. And then they think that's okay. Because they're cutting corners into, you know.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's, that's just what I believe. They're not doing the, the whole.


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[Assistant] I like that too, but then there's part of me that I think, well, now you're just saying like you could, they know to just say that.


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[Assistant] It's all like, I can say whatever, you know, I truly believe that I think you're a genuine person.


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[Assistant] So that's what, that's what I have to do. I have to really be like, do I believe this person? Uh huh. Do I believe they're telling me the truth or I believe that they're just like, you're dusty over here. Well, I worked in a restaurant.


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[Assistant] It's interesting. Why does that happen? How are you feeling today?


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know. We'll find out. Yeah, we'll see. Uh, but it isn't like, I guess it's like you're, why would you, you know, you get tired, you get, let me tell you something. That's how I am.


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[Assistant] That's a good name. Yeah. And if it could have been, you know, not good.


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[Assistant] Uh, well done. Uh, I think it's pretty on par for this podcast when breakfast calls Isaac Asimov some guy and then doubles down with some writer. Love the show so much. Keep it up, folks.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think it probably made some money. I think it did too. I mean, it was a famous, like it's a- We've all heard it. I think when Will Smith was doing the movie, I don't think he just didn't make, he ain't gonna make a flop then. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, yeaah. It costs 120 million dollars to make a movie.


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[Assistant] I mean, what, how do you budget out $120 million? I don't know. Like it's just, I know, I mean, I get stuff adds up. I mean, I, I know on a small scale of production that we do, like I get it adds up and it's like, but I mean, for something that big, how do you even.


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[Assistant] Go, this will be about $120 million. How could you ever even say that?


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[Assistant] Uh, word of mouth is the, you know, best marketing you can get. Makes something good. Uh, Nate Wagner in regards to the robots, a one, uh, AI, AI discussion.


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[Assistant] A steak sauce. Robots in the steak sauce discussion. What are your guys' thoughts in regards to Roko's basalistic thought experiment? Basalistic.


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[Assistant] Basil. Rocco Rocco's Rocco Rocco's Basilisic. Is that it? I mean.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, we made the call. We made the call. We didn't create it. Get it warmed up. Yeah. Uh, yeah. What's his, I don't know. It's pretty complicated.


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[Assistant] People get paid for that, right? Think tank. Oh yeaah. They just get a, you know.


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[Assistant] Is that his name? Rocco? His is the guy's name.


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[Assistant] In the future there would be instead of the creative virtual reality simulation to torture anyone who knew of its potential existence.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. What's the, it's, all this stuff seems crazy to me. Like it's like, while the theory was initially dismissed, you're like, why would it even be dismissed if it's a thought experiment? Like who would go, I'm on a thought experiment and he says it and you go, dismissed, get out of here.


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[Assistant] Nothing but nonsense or speculation. You're like, well, it's a thought experiment. The whole point of a thought experiment is speculation, right?


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[Assistant] He goes, what is that speculation? I mean, what are we doing, dude? We're in a think tank. Like this, all it is is speculation.


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[Assistant] A1, A1. Yea, that would not be A. It's that important. We should say A1 instead of... Yea.


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[Assistant] If I had one of the condiment, I could maybe drink. That'd be the one you'd take? I think I could. I think I, I think I could get it down. Like Heinz, I think would be a lot on its own and I love Heinz. A1 I think I could, I could drink.


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[Assistant] I like Heinz 57 a lot too though. Now I do Heinz 57 more than I do A1 now.


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[Assistant] But I'm saying if I had to drink it back, back at the day when you have no money and you're, you know, I would eat, uh, just a can of corn and put a one in it. And I loved it. Loved it.


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[Assistant] You should be more viscous and not just say everything out of your mouth.


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[Assistant] Vasilis. What was Vistic? Vist means it doesn't come out good.


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[Assistant] That's what I mean. So that's what your, your word should be that. Okay. You shouldn't just let them flow out like A1. You should, you should have to do a couple paps in the back of your head. Yeah, you really want to hit the 57. You just go, well, and then you're like, sorry guys, I'm wrong. You know, just give a little,


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[Assistant] It's all made up. I mean, this thought stuff is, you know, what are we doing? But that is what we think about it. I would like to... I love it. That's why I love it. That's what we think. To think, to think, think some thoughts and all that stuff. Uh, I would like to, I'd like to...


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[Assistant] How, how crazy do you even come up with that idea to be like, what about robots A1, what if they torture us? And you go, what are you, what are you out of your mind? And then.


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[Assistant] But they can beat you with a stare. What are you gonna do? Just not look at them in the eyes?


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[Assistant] Don't look at him in the eye. What animal do you not look in the eye? There's an animal.


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[Assistant] I just watched, said, don't look them in the eye. A bear, a grizzly bear. Grizzly bear. They're like, don't look it in the eye. I saw someone walking away from one the other day. And, uh, where were you? No, I get sent bear videos.


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[Assistant] No, no, I saw a video and they go, you just hear some lady in the back, she goes, don't look them in the eye. It's such a funny, like they're, they can't, you know, they just, someone's like, then it's, once someone says that, you're like.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, you were being... You were being too viscous. No, viscous means no at all. You were being no viscous at all.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm in love with the cast right now. They're worried about it.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, don't, just don't, yeaah, just go, don't, don't say where. Okay. Cause it's, anybody listen to it. I know, but you don't know where the bathroom is. Yeaah. It's in the park.


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[Assistant] You, I mean go, like, I mean, it's, you don't expect it and it's right there. It's kind of crazy. I think it's a great idea. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I think it's a great idea of where to put a snake, cause I mean, it makes you scared. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I like it. What do you think, Dustin?


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[Assistant] Well, I think it's interesting that that snake did that to you. Where are we at on animal attacks? Do we need to do? Yeah, we could do a round. It's coming for you. Uh, all right. Let me, uh.


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[Assistant] Taylor Smith, I specialize in robotic surgery and I was really hoping to hear all of the imaginative theories y'all have about having surgery with a robot.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's gross. Why do they make this great thing gross? I don't think it's that gross. It is gross. You don't know what you, oh god. I mean, it looks like an eyeball.


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[Assistant] It looks like a, I mean, oh gosh, you're walking in, are you kidding me? And then, yeah, that is crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. I guess the, you know, they're having to, you know, I guess you would ask that he goes to the robot.


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[Assistant] But I mean, what's the guy Bugahana robot gonna look like? You still want him to look like a doctor.


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[Assistant] Put a white coat on him. Yeah, I mean, you don't want like a carnival worker, a union guy back there like, he just reps the lawnmower start and he goes, and you're like, what is this? He goes, he's got knee surgery.


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[Assistant] He's got bad knees and then he just puts on goggles and they go, you'll be fine. It's a robot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he gets jittery. Yeah. No, I think it's, uh, I think you just type in, hey, this guy needs to have knee surgery. So you would go knee surgery on this guy and then, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but what if he, I don't like that. Oh yeah. I don't like that either.


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[Assistant] You know, someone brings a snake above a urinal and you go, and your ACL is gone. Yeah, exactly. Uh, yeah, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Over a man. Yeah. But not a woman, you have a woman. Oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's probably a pretty cool job for that guy. Taylor Smith. Uh, congrats on that.


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[Assistant] No, that is crazy though. I wonder if they do, do they just type in like...


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[Assistant] Oh, I guess they're doing it. I gotta download ACM.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I could go watch it again. I think I've seen this. I think I have.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they do look exactly alike. They're like huge dudes. Talladega Knights too. Yeah. Michael Clark is that guy. And then, uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] Courtney little, when we moved from Tennessee to Boston, local grocery chain nearest had a security robot named Marty.


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[Assistant] That would follow you around closely and say, patrolling every few minutes. Very annoying.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean it is going to be, what are people going to do for jobs?


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[Assistant] I know, but I think you're going to be, you're not going to want to go into a place like that. Like that's where the humans, it is crazy to think as humans, we're like, Hey, we all got to stick together.


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[Assistant] It in spite of his struggles with formal logic, I suspect that Aaron might have excellent excelled.


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[Assistant] Aaron might have excelled in informal logical fallacies while in school. It is more concept and vocabulary.


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[Assistant] It's more concepts and vocabulary based than it is math based. In fact, what makes comedy work is the comedian's overdeveloped sense of practical logic in pointing out the many common logical fallacies in modern society, i.e. the leap from Nathan to Nathaniel. Okay. Yeah. That was a deep error.


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[Assistant] You're like, well, we want him to go do it. You go, no, no, that's a thought experiment. That's a think tank. It's all things that you're like, well, I don't want to actually go do something.


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[Assistant] And so, there are people, the scientists that are doing stuff, there are people that wanna work, and then everybody else, there's just a bunch that's like, well we have a job, but we just talk about it. And then we bring the idea to a guy that will do it. And then we go, what about...


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[Assistant] I don't know if you could, uh, I don't think that'd be a good comic if that's what they, if they knew how to do it like that. If they broke it down. You can't think of it, I don't think mathematically. They could be a good comic, but it would be, I don't, you gotta have some, you know. I agree.


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[Assistant] You're a big Fiji this time. Yeah, you can tell. I've been using this bottle for about three weeks.


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[Assistant] Uh, and the plastic stuff now, people talking about that. Oh yeaah. What is it? Something.


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[Assistant] I mean, if a stand up comedian can't figure out why you need or want to know formal logic, like, I don't know that idiot Aristotle, then there is absolutely no reason for anyone on earth to ever use it. Nate may be the perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.


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[Assistant] That's not really a nice thing. You don't want to be in it. Uh, people with, so I have a low ability expertise or experience regarding a type of task. Tend to overstate their ability. So it's like they're saying like someone doesn't know what they're doing. They over act like they don't know what they're doing.


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[Assistant] That's not, that's, there's no way that's Dunning Krugerfect. He's writing like, I'll, if I don't understand something like, why are we even doing it? This think tank, like, does anybody even need to do it? That's not that though.


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[Assistant] That, that's like, I don't over, like I'll tell you if I can't do something.


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[Assistant] My whole act is me not knowing how to do stuff.


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[Assistant] That's all I talk about. I don't think you're a good example of it. I'm not the opposite example of this. This guy is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that, that, that doesn't make any sense because I'm...


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[Assistant] I, if I'm saying no one needs it to do it at all, that's an, I'm an extremist.


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[Assistant] I think, yea, people should know formal logic. Go learn it.


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[Assistant] It's good. Is that what you failed? Yeah, that's what I failed. Yeah, take it a couple of times.


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[Assistant] Is a spider, then you know it has eight legs. But if you know the black widow has eight legs, you cannot prove it is a spider with the first statement. You could say the black widow may be another animal with eight legs like a scorpion.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you don't show your arms. You can bounce with, but you don't count them as we don't walk on all fours. Yeah, but that's they're all their legs.


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[Assistant] Those are way closer to the ground than our arms are. Because they're closer to the ground.


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[Assistant] That's like saying their tail is also a leg.


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[Assistant] Uh, MrMatthews27, Dustin made a comment about dinosaurs that went unnoticed. He said maybe they were birds all along.


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[Assistant] This is kind of a conspiracy that I fully believe. I think the T-Rex's arms were placed...


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[Assistant] The wrong way when first discovered. Now we all imagine them as having little arms, however.


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[Assistant] Oh. They look like bones of, uh, other, huh? All other birds. All other birds facing backwards. I believe all dinosaurs were just large birds and not the scary reptiles we have all been shown growing up.


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[Assistant] How would you know the skin of a dinosaur? I say you wouldn't.


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[Assistant] But like warm-blooded is, uh, like a mammals. Yeah, no, but what's, what's a reptile look that's warm-blooded? There aren't any, that's, that's part of it. So then they're saying they're all, are dinosaurs cold-blooded? I think so, right? How would they know that?


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[Assistant] Is it warm blood and cold blood? Literally your blood is cold or warm? It's your internal.


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[Assistant] Like an A1, you go to bed with just like, you get a helmet, like Darth Vader. You get put down, you look like Hans, you need to look like Han Solo when he's frozen.


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[Assistant] Uh, do I do this? Yeah. Uh, hello, fresh. Hello folks. Hello, fresh. Uh, hello, fresh. We use it, uh, and by we, I mean, Laura uses it, uh.


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[Assistant] We love it. Laura, I mean, she makes a ton of meals with herself. First, you just order this food and they have a little picture of it and then she does it. Good serving size for me.


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[Assistant] Honestly, with the calorie stuff, that's always fun.


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[Assistant] Oh, fresh is great. I mean, I know a million people use this. Uh, it's 40 weekly recipes.


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[Assistant] To choose from, for all meal occasions, lifestyles and preferences, you know, you get to feel like a chef.


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[Assistant] We love HelloFresh. Saving time is key and their recipes are not hard to follow. And most of their meals are quick so we can eat, we can get dinner on the table in about 30 minutes or less. The burgers and pasta are some of our favorites. And these little like, uh, Mexicans too, like, uh.


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[Assistant] Uh, like an enchilada, I think, but it's, uh, hard. What's that called? I don't know. Yeah. It's great. Uh, Laura made that the other day and their food is awesome. A hard shell taco? No.


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[Assistant] Do they really have to stay in the seat? I don't know. Oh, oh. I just want to try that joke, but yeaah. That was a hot joke. That was good. That was a hot joke.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I remember that, 12 or 13. Yeah, you're a kid. Starwood. Old Starwood.


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[Assistant] That's where I saw new kids on the block. It was, uh, it was super fun. We, I went there a few times. Uh, I think I saw Kid Rock there and then, uh, going for Michael W.


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[Assistant] Growing up. Growing up. Uh, but it's like you'd get to stay in the grass. I mean, it's awesome.


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[Assistant] He really was awesome. I don't know why they clubbed. That was like a very old Nashville thing that they just went away and then, but they have something new now.


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[Assistant] Even like you used the word fascinating right there. That's like an educated. I would have said that, I thought that was so cool. And you said fascinating. And you said that as a kid. Yea, probably. Yea, it's crazy.


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[Assistant] I'm not even really making fun of it, it's just like, that's like a moment.


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[Assistant] You say, I don't ever use fascinating. Like I would, or I would say it, just say it. I'd be like, I thought that was so cool. You say it's unbelievable.


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[Assistant] I say it's um, but yeaah. It could be. It was all these things. For sure.


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[Assistant] Was your, uh, did you do your first concert? Was it?


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[Assistant] Last two, I've never, like, I mean, these words dude.


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[Assistant] Saved up the last two dollars and we're going to search and find that preacher, man. I really don't know why music, I do not.


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[Assistant] I would just sing along to this song and I would never even think about what you were saying. I think a lot of people that way, especially the kid.


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[Assistant] I just know the chorus, I mean, as a kid. But you, I mean, every song, like every song, Dusty, you think you could, you're like, oh, I know what this song's about. Yeah, a lot of them.


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[Assistant] I agree. Well, they're there for that. I know. I agree though, free shouldn't count though.


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[Assistant] Still, he drew the people there. Like, you know, it's like a weird thing. I know it is, you know, but that's the thing, like in Bridgestone, like really these people can.


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[Assistant] Sell 70,000 tickets, like, uh, so it's just a different thing.


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[Assistant] He drew them, but if it cost money.


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[Assistant] Well, that's the only thing, cause you're gonna be like, it was acoustic and all this. Now, I think enough people would pay to go to that, but yea, I was talking to some musicians that were, you know, you're like, you can't charge people and not


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know if you may have heard it. I don't know if, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] It's kind of just a song to them. Uh, cause it came out. It's uh, uh, Sugarland, uh, Baby Girl.


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[Assistant] And that song came out when I started comp. If you heard the song, it's like, it was a song that we...


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[Assistant] I remember my mom sending it to me and, you know, it was like, she's like, this is you. I mean, I was, anyways, I was just starting out comedy. Yeah. So I played. Sweet moment. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Laura had it like, I was like, you need to make sure that they hear this song. So it was very crazy. And it's what made my mom cry more. That's when she cried into Eric Church.


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[Assistant] No. Eric Church was, uh, he was at the show, like I've met him now and like he's, uh, so he came to the show and, uh,


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[Assistant] They, like, they put my parents in, uh, I think they were in the owner's suite.


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[Assistant] Watching the show, or my mom and daughter, Harper and Laura and my family. And, uh, so they were in the owner's suite and then Laura's like telling him, telling my mom to like.


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[Assistant] The baby girl thing was a big, that was like, uh, you know, kind of wraps a lot of stuff up that night. So the largest concert ever?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, it's not Metallica. Are we gonna know the band? You're gonna have heard, it's an artist. Uh, is it, uh, U2? No.


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[Assistant] It's like a singer. Oh, it's a one person. Yeah. Uh, mm. Elton John. That's a good guess. Very good guess. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know, that's like a loose like, I mean, hey, how do you even count these people? How are, how do people count people?


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[Assistant] You have to pay to join it though. I'm pretty sure the chamber of commerce. So anybody can join it if you have a business. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, if you have business, you can be a part of the chamber of commerce and you have meetings and stuff. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Is that, is that how their concerts go? I think so. I've done it, uh, I've been in a monster pit. You have? Yeaah. I have too. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'm not a fan. I almost got knocked out. I have a scar. I don't know, my parents saw this. I have a scar on my eyebrow. Yeah. You see it? A little bit. You see a little bit? Oh yeah. It's, uh, from, uh, Kid Rock Moshpit at Starwood. Wow.


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[Assistant] Probably the main one. Yeah. Ball is a ball. Yeah. Probably.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know what it is. There's something, it's like, it's just the chaos of it is like, uh. It's cathartic. Yeah, I guess there's something, you know. He was about to say that. Cathartic.


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[Assistant] I remember people, you get knocked down, people would help you up. Like it was very like nice. Like even though the chaos, it was like, I like, sometimes I like the chaos. I think I like the idea of a safe chaotic.


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[Assistant] And they're just showing them like, I mean, you would think, does that ban fear or beef below?


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[Assistant] Okay. So, uh, that's how you go. All right. What's your name? Fear. You go. All right.


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[Assistant] Like they're, they're running by the people. They knocked the microphone out at one point. Like you just realized like, all right, so part of this song, like is going to be.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to sing it because the microphone got knocked out.


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[Assistant] Like that's what, that one point when you see the microphone gets knocked out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta grow out, like, I mean, if you're in that band, you get to a point, you probably gotta go like, I can't, you know, it's insane, dude, like we're getting, uh,


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[Assistant] And you're doing it. I'm leaving, uh, if this is the day this comes out, I will be at Red Rocks, performing at Red Rocks, sold out. It's crazy. I mean, I've only been to it and looked at it. I've never seen a show or anything like that. Uh, it's going to be wild.