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[Assistant] And Anthony came over that ramp, like I know this is hard for people that haven't seen the video, but he came over the ramp and then he joined our fight and you broke away and continued the race when he was still behind you. There are countless comments that address Anthony winning.


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[Assistant] And I didn't see one, there might be, I didn't see a single comment that was like, no. I mean, you've got the raw footage. I know, but- You could go back and look at the-


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[Assistant] Before I edited it, I looked at all versions.


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[Assistant] Like I actually, when I rewatched it, I had a piece of paper and I was kind of like keeping track on the paper where everyone was through the race. In the cut.


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[Assistant] No, but like he kept going after you won and after Simon announced that you won. He just did his second place. That's why he kept going.


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[Assistant] I did. There's a perception of what he's like, he's saying enjoy what's happening. Yes. Like so you don't, so that you don't go.


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[Assistant] Because you were just living in the moment.


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[Assistant] Uh, back, it was, it was on Hank and Jed, right? On that channel? I think so. Yea, before we even did the Nieves gaming thing, and it was gonna evolve into all of us.


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[Assistant] If that kept going, but, you know, we were just trying to, Simon and I both had a little show that we were, shows that we were going for, cause you were doing the game idiot. That's on Hank and Jed, yea? Yep. Okay, gotcha. So uhm, yeaah, that was eventually, but it just-


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[Assistant] It's, it's what I can't, it was based on, like, if I watch cutscenes in any game I play, I'm always thinking of the sarcastic response. I can't help it. It's how I look at all that cheesy fucking dramatic shit.


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[Assistant] And uhm, that, that show was able to, I was able to release some of that sarcasm.


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[Assistant] Now are you cool with that, like, adding a little bit here and there? Yeah. Over the...


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[Assistant] What was his, what was his off the bat when that show came out? What was his catchphrase?


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[Assistant] I'd become a little bit more southern if it was like a southern like house. I'd put a little New York on when I was doing construction, if they were New Yorkers. Just a little bit.


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[Assistant] Fucking R at the end of a word. Fucking R. That's like Boston, yeah? Yeah, maybe, yeah. Yeah?


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[Assistant] You kind of adopted that in the last... year. Huh? Just saying yeaah at the end of everything, almost. Yeaah, you do a lot of yeaahs, I mean, you know. No, just, it kind of evolved.


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[Assistant] That's it. You gotta have that alongside the Double Wham's shirt.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, yeaah, we, yeaah, we could definitely do that. Like, I saw a comment, it's similar, but in the sense of, uhm,


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[Assistant] It was a Mario Kart thing, and I don't know if you've seen that, but with the potato gun.


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[Assistant] It's very real, but I think like when you go through that point where you get like a special, uh, just like if you're playing Mario Kart, when you, you know, and you get your special power for a little while or whatever. Your power up? Yeah, your power up. Like everyone would have to stop right there. You'd have to weld on like whatever that power was for that next little bit.


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[Assistant] Anyway, so yeaah, we've got a few more scraps for sure then. Uh, great idea.


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[Assistant] I saw it. Yeah, I saw it as well. It was really nice. I thought it turned out pretty good. I think it was nice. Those places are like popping up all over. That's like the new jam these days. It's a chain.


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[Assistant] Wow. There's this thing called Google that you can, you know, check out reviews and just get...


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[Assistant] An overall idea of how movies are doing and how people are responding to them.


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[Assistant] Presumptuous. Failing to observe the limits of what is permitted or appropriate.


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[Assistant] I think it's funny. It's gotten funnier. I like it now. Keep it on.


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[Assistant] The hardest thing was that you have to hit him with a cannonball, it just takes a shit ton of resources.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think, I would imagine the studio is going to put out Extinction and have that run for a while. Yeaah. And then Atlas is probably going to come, I would peg it later next year, to be wrong.


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[Assistant] But I mean, from just the leaked trailer, I feel like a lot of it was already...


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[Assistant] It looks like, yeaah, you can tame, looks like you can tame animals, ride horses, bears, and yeaah, a lot of the, a lot of the animals are just ripped straight out of Ark. I think they're probably gonna get some shit for, like, ah, you're just reusing assets, but.


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[Assistant] I don't care. I don't care. As long as the core game is fun. I really want them to make something that gives you a reason to, okay, build a ship and we're going somewhere. I wish that there's a story to follow. Like ARK doesn't have any, I mean it has a story but it's kind of buried in there. I would love something with all of us and it's like, okay, there's a narrative to follow.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but like yeaah, something, something like that where you have this wonderful survival game, but you have this reason to keep pushing forward. But not, not linear in a sense, like yeaah, Subnautica is great for that. It wasn't, it, it's linear in one sense, but at the same time it's kinda wide open and you can do what you want.


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[Assistant] You know, I'll edit a GTA and it'll come out and be like, man, Aida Hopp, you did a good job on this episode. I think it's funny.


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[Assistant] I'm a reddit browser, so I see it all the time. On reddit, they have the sarc mark. It's just a slash S. That's wonderful. Yea, it's easy. It's like, okay, someone leaves a sarcastic comment, and there's a slash S there.


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[Assistant] Uh, my comment, first comment is from Jonah McDaniel.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Mr. Axeman says, uh, can we bring back game changers?


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[Assistant] I loved it. I loved it too. It's one of those like, uh, I'd be curious of how it would do now, but uh, yeaah. That's on our channel, right? I don't think it is. I don't know what that is. It's on Hank and Jen.


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[Assistant] So after the podcast is over, Google Hank and Jed game crashers.


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[Assistant] Says, uh, random question, uh, for coming in on comments, but do you guys plan on doing more Sea of Thieves videos? Uh, or has it run its course on your channel? Thought you guys were hilarious, working together as always, but also understand that you guys need to play games, that you get more views. Just wondering is all. Love you guys, and everything you do, world peace, and abstract kisses. Well, kisses to you, Hawk in 03. I would like to do another Sea of Thieves video.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd like to do one. Because they've added the, uh, the skeleton. Did you try it? Yes, I tried it. They're great.


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[Assistant] Yep. They got a Megalodon in there now, you can fight. So there's more, there is more stuff to do than there was on launch. So you're not just running, digging treasure, taking it back to port.


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[Assistant] It's like there's not more here, and it is a very, especially Sea of Thieves because that's a rare product. Yeah. Published by Microsoft, developed by Rare in development for five years. Yeah. In my head, I was like, they're gonna have, it should have a ton of content when it comes out. They should have had more. Yeah, they should have come out swimming.


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[Assistant] That's different. Early access, like if a game's honest about this is early access, like if No Man's Sky had popped out on Steam as like, this is early access, but here's what we're going for, everybody would have been like, wow, that's cool. Yeah, without a doubt. Keep going.


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[Assistant] The fact that they hyped it up so much, they charged $60 for it, fucked up. Same thing with Sea of Thieves. If Sea of Thieves would come out, early access, hey, here's what we're working on, guys, go ahead and get in and play. Now it's hyped like crazy. Again, yeah, hyped like crazy, as like, this is the final game. And then it's, it's not enough there.


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[Assistant] But, uh, but I love what they're doing. Yeah, I love that they didn't abandon it. Like, no man's sky, those guys, they could have taken all that money and just ran. So, good job for just sticking around and saying, no, we're gonna make this better. We're gonna keep improving this. Because they could have, yeah, they could have just walked away.


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[Assistant] And they didn't. Same thing with Sea of Thieves. So I like that they're adding to it, but yea, it is, it is a weird...


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[Assistant] Time to be in where games can come out and they're coming out as finished products when they're not finished products.


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[Assistant] I was just looking at the Simpsons. They are on their damn 28th season. Good God. That's insane. It is insane. How long that show has been on air. Yeah. I mean, I was a child of the 80s, so I remember the Bart man and just the Bart Simpson era. What was his


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[Assistant] I want a skateboard. Yeah, I just can't believe it's still around. Crazy. It's kind of mind blowing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I got, I got one more. It's from Zane M. Says, I want to start by saying I love Simon and this channel wouldn't be the same without him, but why did he used to sound like such a bitch in all your old videos? Did he hit puberty at 50 or did he just think it would be fun to talk like a clueless school girl in all the videos? Love you, Simon.


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[Assistant] All the gaudy makeup. Tell her she's pretty. Yea, that'd be a fun shirt. We need a merchandise person. Hey, draw this image!


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[Assistant] I like it. I like it. That is quite a bit. These things that you can pick up and weld to your vehicle?


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[Assistant] Nah, I-I-I enjoy the game, but yeah, it's uh, it's one of the- it's gonna be one of those short burst games for us, I think.


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[Assistant] Final Space? A Peekster. Uuuh. Final Space. Final Space. Okay, it's on, I guess it's on Netflix and TBS. I haven't watched it! Uhm, I'll check it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I-I-I like his stuff too. Uhm, I wanna see it. I'll probably wait for Netflix.


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[Assistant] That one Oscars? Yeah. That one Oscars? I don't know. She just wanted to fuck a fish. Oh, Water World. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh man, visually, yeaah. I mean, it's Rockstar. Visually, it's gonna be amazing. I am curious to see...


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[Assistant] I mean, Red Dead 1 is my favorite game of all time, so, I mean, I'm excited for this one, obviously, but I'm curious to see the gameplay.


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[Assistant] That's the thing with rockstar games, like the world is the star a lot of the time. Fuck yeah. Just looking at the trailer, I can't wait to explore that world. Yeah. I'm just ready to get into it. I love the western towns, I love the feel of the games, everything about it. But I don't know.


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[Assistant] But I mean, when it comes out, it may have online ready to go. We don't know yet.


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[Assistant] You want nothing to do with it, but yeaah. No, I uh, I'm really looking forward to that game. That's awesome. Well, I think-


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[Assistant] It smells like good ideas. Yeah, yeah smells like success. This is a sexy Valentine's Commenting on comments. Oh, yeah, it is. Happy Valentine's Day


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[Assistant] I think it benefits uh, local restaurants more than anything, doesn't it?


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[Assistant] It's a definitely different feeling game, so there's good diversity there between the two. Yeaah. Even if they look like they have certain similarities. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Someone say uhm, oh, I've got a rash. Oh, you must have the flu.


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[Assistant] That's really pretty much all it is, isn't it?


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[Assistant] It's referring to like- I would guess it's Abso. Based on what- Maybe it's that?


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[Assistant] If they were set, like, to a certain degree, I would imagine if it's too high, then no. Alright, we'll food for thought. I don't know.


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[Assistant] Obviously not mandatory, but if you'd like to, then uh, have at it. Well uh, that'll be fun. Are you done, Simon? You just zoned out there.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna make a video out of it, but it'd be so easy to make and uh, you know, have everyone take a little bite.


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[Assistant] Well, it's not, you can't really make it if you're homeless because you need a microwave to do it right. There's one at the Y.


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[Assistant] Uhm, this first one is from my, I don't remember which Conan episode though, but uhm, from Sea Covemaker. Uhm, looks like Tesla crashed on autopilot.


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[Assistant] I didn't see it yet. It was kinda great. All alone. She did fight like a fucking beast. Go, Tesla, go! Killed it. This one is uhm...


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[Assistant] No, not the controller. I thought you did, okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I feel like that was still a game thing, not a controller thing. This was uhm, this was from the scrap that came out, uh, Tuesday. This was the soapbox derby thing we threw together last minute. Which actually was very fun, I thought.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it was underground as far as in the racing circuit world. Gotcha. So not technically underground. Clickbait. I still gotta watch it though. This is from Major Blitz. Said, remember when these guys were cool, played battlefield and enjoyed dipping potato chips?


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[Assistant] Still time. No, we don't remember that major blitz.


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[Assistant] We're gonna leave our bottom button open. Yep, we're gonna get gaming chairs. Yeah. So, and the last one, uh, from...


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[Assistant] Do the cannibals in that game, do they have like some sort of like sickness that made them that way or are they just... It gets explained through the story.


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[Assistant] If we start, we come in and that's how we react to them. Or did you guys? That's not a bad angle.


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[Assistant] To get on there. I already did it. I'm done. So what I've gathered is how to with cats up is still available? Jump on it while you can!


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[Assistant] I always wonder what you're doing like right now. Thick, what are you doing? Uhm. He stays on the computer constantly. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Dude, that's what I was just about to say. We barely got past the... The bears? Just the door!


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[Assistant] And we stay flying over everything until we can't fly anymore, right? In that one? Yeah, I don't know. Cause it's such a big...


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. So we wrapped, are we wrapped in the comments? Yeah!


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[Assistant] We did it! Well damn. How about that Aladdin trailer? Oh god. This?


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[Assistant] Robin Williams. I mean, it's impossible shoes to fill. You're not gonna do it. Impossible shoes to fill. Will Smith said he did a combination of his Bad Boys character and Fresh Prince.


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[Assistant] For this. They're different characters? Right.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Yeah, so that. Oh, sorry. Yeah, mini stego. But a kendro.


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[Assistant] After seeing that video, I really want to see a video where you guys have two castles and like they're just, you have catapults on each one and you're just lobbing bombs back and forth. We can destroy each other's castle first.


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[Assistant] Also, I mean, you know, it's a decision to the editor when they get the footage back. Yep. Because sometimes you'll get something and you say, okay.


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[Assistant] I can make one video, but oh my god, it's going to take forever and it's going to be like a 30, 45 minute video. Yep. Or I could split this into two. If there's a good out at one point. If there's a good out, yeah, there's nothing wrong with doing that. I don't think so either. I mean, I don't, yeah, I don't mind watching a 10, 15 minute video.


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[Assistant] He just, yeaah, he just didn't like the game. I mean, yeaah, I get it. Might not like fun.


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[Assistant] It was an orthodox and uh, Simon died. But uh, we got the bear.


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[Assistant] Come see us, hang out with us, party with us live. It's gonna be fun. It'll probably be fun. I guarantee it's gonna be fun. No, it's gonna be a good time. I can't wait for that weekend. Yeah, we're gonna have a good time.


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[Assistant] What's our first time doing anything like this live? Like, sitting in front of an audience for...


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[Assistant] You can always do like I do and just make fun of Doraleous in a silly voice. He likes that. Try that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and we've known each other for, god, too long.


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[Assistant] We would have snapped already. I'm just kidding, not snapping a bad way. I mean, I think we've all had instances where, you know, at least I have, I go home thinking, that son of a bitch, what he said today, that son of a bitch. But then like, once you go to bed and wake up, you're like, ah, whatever. It's, you know, I love him. I still love him. I love all of him. That son of a bitch.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you think we should do it? We should do it. I wanna see it. I don't know that song. I never watched Cheers. Oh yeah. But I mean, you guys obviously watched the shit out of Cheers growing up, right?


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[Assistant] Widdly Widdly. Do a power ballad. Power ballad cheer song. Yea, we'll all get wigs. Yea, make it sound like a Guns N' Roses. Something. Yeaah. Like an 80's metal hair band. And we'll debut it at PLGX. Sounds great. I'm in. You're in. I'm in. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] 2019, I think, uh, The Last of Us 2 is coming out this year. That one looks awesome. Resident Evil 2 remakes right around the corner, that looks cool. Uh, Subnautica DLC, that's coming out. Those are three off the top of my head.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, the first one's great. Naughty Dog does the narrative very well. They did the Uncharted games, which are, I mean, like, one of the only games where my wife told me, you can't play this without me in the room. Because I want to see what happens. It was a TV show. You were playing a TV show at that point.


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[Assistant] Well yea, she, yea, Ned Noah Desire to play. Just wants to watch. Uhm, I think there's another, I don't know if Halo Infinite comes out this year, but I think there's a Halo game in the works. I haven't played a good Halo game in a long time. Simon, I would love to play the first Halo game with you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like co-op. You can do two-player and play through the campaign.


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[Assistant] I don't think I would. I think I would love to play that with you. Well, the first one, the first one's like the best one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if it happens once, it could easily, yeah, it's gonna happen every freaking week now.


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[Assistant] That's why we're bringing you along. You are our interpreter. And you have to be there.


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[Assistant] That's always a nice compliment when you hear, uhm, just the lingo we use have, like people are using it in their workplace. I think the craziest example we had was the Australian military, basically does not call C4, C4 anymore.


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[Assistant] Support their decision? I don't know. I mean, you know. No, but that's what he's saying. He's saying that we're shills. Yeah, okay, yeah, sure. We get paid lots of money by the ARCAT and Atlas people to say good things about their game. Yeah, we don't.


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[Assistant] I, I think I made the argument that, uh, We get paid zero, we've got paid nothing. Did we even do a video? An atlas? No. We haven't even done a video. No, I talked about it in the last podcast, and uh, I was, I was just kind of flabbergasted by the, just the amount of backlash to it, because,


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[Assistant] To me, it's like, the backlash is like, everyone's just stating something that's obvious. It's like, this is an early access game, you're basically char- they're charging you to be a beta tester.


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[Assistant] Half price, yeaah, you pay a half price now, they'll charge 60 later, and we talked about this in the last podcast. Yeaah. Yeaah. So, eh, whatever. Yeaah, whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I took a look at Atlas and I was like, nope. I think Thicc looked at it too and was like, yep, nope. This isn't anywhere near ready. We shouldn't touch this.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, now I know what you're saying. When you cut, you're pulling out the plastic and you wanna cut it.


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[Assistant] Okay, so. But I know, I know the product. Yeah, cling wrap is, yeah, that's what you're talking about. Uhm, but plastic wrap, cling film, uh, shrink wrap, saran wrap, cling wrap, food wrap, or... People have different, different names for it. Thin plastic. Okay, so yeah, there's several names for it.


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[Assistant] I know that. Cause when we go into Louie's and they don't have Dr. Pepper, there's like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, yeah, he's digging in the butt of the other ones. Yes. No, Duralis is known more for it, but he's not here to defend himself. So we'll just say it's true and move on. Right. He does it.


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[Assistant] Well, we had, I mean, we had a few people at RTX that were from overseas and crazy locations and like-


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[Assistant] He definitely hit the back, cause we watched it in the Rockstar editor. He clipped the back.


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[Assistant] That's it. You were hit, baby. And it says I flattened you, so. Yeah, there. That's all the evidence you need.


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[Assistant] Jazzy comments! Boy, this first one's from, uh, Classic Porky Pine that says, uh, this is on our PLGX video. If we can't make it, will y'all be uploading highlights?


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[Assistant] You would think we could have, you know, uhm, Alex and Anthony, or Ada Hopp.


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[Assistant] Yeah, anybody, I mean, we're not going to film the event, but I think we should walk around with video cameras and just get footage from the event, at least for a commenting on comments to talk about it.


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[Assistant] So, I don't know if we'll make a specific video talking about highlights, but I guarantee we're gonna have a commenting on comments where we go over like, all that happened. Exactly. So, you can look forward to that. We'll have something. Uh, Nico! This was an ARC video, says, what happened to Aberration? Oh, Aberration.


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[Assistant] We would like to do more aberration, but we gotta, something has to happen. There has to be a few things that line up. The stars have to align.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and one of the things we heard from people when we had aberration going was they were getting mixed up between extinction and aberration.


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[Assistant] Yes, so it may just be too much of that style of video on our channel. I know that a lot of, there was several comments on the GTA videos that was like, oh, I'm glad this is back because this is a breath of fresh air. Because it's not your constant, you know, just medieval or your survival style game.


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[Assistant] Probably, no, given enough time, but I've never seen any, I mean I see servers where people are playing, like it's like roleplay servers, where people are playing cops and robbers, but I've never seen any server that's like crazy stunt ramps. Yep.


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[Assistant] But like the roleplay guys, like they, uh, like they're very selective.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause they don't want people getting in there and just fucking around. They're like, no, if you're in here, you're roleplaying. Like that's what you're here to do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're a cop, like you create a character and you exist in this world as this character.


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[Assistant] Oh man, in GTA? I don't know, maybe like a granny would be fun. Right, and just play an old woman and when you run across people, you talk? Like them? Yea, you talk and you play the character of this old woman. You give yourself a name, an alias, a backstory, you give them everything. It's really interesting.


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[Assistant] That's just GTA roleplay. And that's, that's, I mean, Mr. Moon, he's, he's great at it. Right?


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[Assistant] You could be a GTA V role-player, Simon.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't wanna sit, okay, yeah, I mean, if they give you the option, fine. Okay. But I don't think it should be top of their priority.


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[Assistant] Okay, sure. Maybe cling wrap that tears. You can sit down in Red Dead, uh, in certain places. So they're getting there. They're making progress. Yeah, there you go.


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[Assistant] That's it. Well I will say, I went and saw my mom and dad and they had some hurricane damage, uh, and while they were getting repairs they figured like, oh let's update the kitchen a little bit. And they got a sink that is automatic.


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[Assistant] It works like a charm. In the bathroom? No, in the kitchen. In the kitchen? In the kitchen. It's...


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[Assistant] Hands under? No, it's not hands under, it's, uh, eh, eh, eh, the, the sink kinda looks like a big hook. Okay. And the sensor is right under the curve of the hook. Okay. So, you just throw your hand under that, turns on. On. Put it back under, turns off. Now does it stay on till you're done?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But I swear, I've seen them, the water is still running.


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[Assistant] Yeah, which sensor is it? It's like, okay, it just keeps running. Cause there's no one there to control it.


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[Assistant] The bean counter goes, hey, whoo, er, hey, whoo, get these regular ones back in here, huh?


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[Assistant] Right, and uh, god, now I need to kinda talk to you guys, cause I think I may- This is- What we record- What we recorded, I may chop off some of the end of that. I dunno, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] You're stuck here with us. No, I'm building- He's got a-


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[Assistant] No, it's great. If this duns, we're just gonna go back to being miserable. I've lived the dream already.


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[Assistant] Who took the stool? So, Squarespace... Who took my stool?


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[Assistant] So you can customize everything. So it says here, you know, you can showcase your blog or publish content and sell products and services of all kinds. It can do what any website really


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[Assistant] See, so if I could do it, anybody could do it. So, head to squarespace.com for a free trial. How does a free trial, so this is something you gotta pay monthly? Yea, it's probably a subscription service.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, well that's good to know. And when you're ready to launch, uh, use the offer code Neebs to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. How are they gonna stay in business? That's a steal. See? Only 90%.


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[Assistant] Battlefield! I think that's already happened. I think it happened. Wait, Battlefield? Battlefield!


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[Assistant] Good luck. I think it'll be fun! I know, I mean, my job to do is to make sure that we all have an image. We know Doralys isn't gonna do it. No, I'm going to. You're not gonna do it. I'm committed. I'm a team player.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you could just see the gas, the look, the committed to this. I think people felt it. Yeah, I hope. I don't think it's gonna happen though. Go fuck yourself.


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[Assistant] Yes, please feel free to do your own and share them. You know what would be really messed up? This will mess it up if they announce the game before we enact this plan. Oh god. So hopefully they won't do that. Hopefully Dice will just chill out for another couple weeks. Let us do this. Have some fun. Dralius, get on the horn with Johnny Dice. I don't know him.


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[Assistant] Personally, but I've got an idea already, so I'm excited about this. Oh good. Alright, we're doing this. Very nice. Maybe. If Dice doesn't release this.


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[Assistant] Even if they do, it's still gonna be, it's still gonna be fun. Yeah. Alright. We're gonna create intrigue. Is this real?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's over there on the other, hold on. I can pull it up here. This will be perfect for those who just listened to this.


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[Assistant] You know, somebody was saying, and I, and I couldn't find the comment, I went back, I was gonna clip it, but somebody suggested, uh, a scene for Cursor and Distractor, so, so, um, no, no, no, uh, spoiler. Spoiler runs into the theater. You just, you just spoiled Distractor. I did.


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[Assistant] I just took a sip of my lemon La Croix. Okay. Just figured people deserve to know. Wow. I just sat down, my back hurts a little bit. Okay. Yeah, okay, interesting. Hey Anthony. Hmm.


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[Assistant] Now he's walking around. He got what he needed. He bumped his elbow. Funny story. Kind of want to tell a funny story. About coming into work, we were going to play some VR. And, uh, so I'm like, uh, what day was that? It was yesterday. Monday. It was yesterday. God, yeah, it's all.


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[Assistant] It was interesting. Good job guys. That wasn't a bad story. Yea, but you know what, he stuck through because, uh, then the day, uh, Monday, uh, Simon and I, or Simon played a lot of VR. Oh yea, but you know, he was actually great, but it was, it was, it was funny. It was funny. He walked in and was like, oh, he's gonna be worthless today. Oh yea. But he was wrong.


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[Assistant] You're great, Anthony! You're great. Alright, you wanna jump into some comments? What are we doing here? I'll kick it off. Okay, thank you. I've got mine right up here.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's been addressed a few times, and as a result of this, no, we're not going to accept this, we are going


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[Assistant] Okay. You know, yeah, it's like, we've made something so dumb that this guy saw it and was like, that's dumb enough to be in my video because that's how fucking stupid he is. Yeah. So it is our fault. It is. Let's be honest. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we deserve what's coming to us.


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[Assistant] I don't know. They shouldn't, they shouldn't be doing that. Yeah. Oh yes, he seems to have a big following, but I didn't know who the fuck he was. I honestly don't care. It's like, okay, he doesn't make something that entertains me. But, you know, hey, if he's got his audience, go for him. He's nice.


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[Assistant] You're welcome. Hey, sorry to hear about your grandma, and glad we could be there for you. Yeah. No, I love comments like that, where we just made somebody's day. That's what this is all for, in my opinion.


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[Assistant] What video? Uhm, this is on Subnautica. Oh. It says, Hey fellas, I don't know if you were already planning on it, but 00F, you should escape this planet, get stranded on another planet with a different game and y'all can carry on the story of him trying to get back to Earth.


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[Assistant] No, you're really coming along. So do you think you want to do that? No, and here's why. I don't think there's any other game


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[Assistant] The long dark? No, that wouldn't transition from some knockout. Mount your friends 3D? Okay. No, yeaah. Yeaah, that would be, that could work. We have fallen into Minecraft.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, that uh, prob-probably not gonna happen, but probably we'll start a new series doing something that hopefully you guys will enjoy. Uhm, the next comment also from some Nauticas from GrannyLover.


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[Assistant] But uhm, we'll look at it when we start playing. With our eyeballs. Why wouldn't he be there? Because he's not in the environment, he's still in the same environment, so technically he would never be home. No, he wouldn't be there, right. Right, that's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he has this extreme hatred of ice and snow.


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[Assistant] There you go. But yea, Arctic DLC, if it happens, uhm, we'll look into it. But yea, it could be hard to, at least the, the, the 00FU character. It's like, why would he be back? I don't know. We'll, we'll see what we can do. I thought you were saying that it was gonna like crash again on takeoff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. We'll look at it. We'll see. Is it, is it gonna be a continuation of, oh no, I'm back? Yeah, cause if it is, then great. Cause that totally works. Cause it's like, you gotta be kidding me. You're gonna be pissed off cause, you know, everything sucks again. And it might work that way. We'll have to see how the game intros itself and what you have to do. It could be 2-2, F you. And it sounds...


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[Assistant] It's like, Neebs, I'm back and I'm black. Yeah. That's it. Let's do this, brother. And the water's hypothermia kicks in like five minutes. You probably have to worry about cold.


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[Assistant] On that one. Okay, this is from, uh, Seven Days to Die. And we may need to get Alex in on this one. Alex! Uhm, come on, mama. I don't even know if Anthony's involved, but, uh, this is from Judaya. And the question is, can someone explain how Simon ratings work and the history slash origin of them?


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[Assistant] Or, uh, you guys could talk about them on Com- Com- in the comments, which is what we're doing. Well, I can start this. Well, go ahead, Simon. Okay, well, I have a question that I keep on forgetting to ask you. What's that?


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[Assistant] So what's cauliflower? What did you just say? Cauliflower was bad. Really? Because it's not. I love cauliflower. It's a very diverse. Oh man, I just had some really good, uh, it was, uh, breaded. Right? Okay. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And then it's stuck for the duration of that from that point on. But if you're gonna rate vegetables, Ada, you should probably, cause you represent our channel when you do this shit. I'm just saying. You should have a system.


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[Assistant] I like dark leafy greens. I like spinach. Spinach is good. It's a good starter leafy green. Just like for children, a good starter vegetable is to, you know, is the tiny trees, the little broccoli. Little broccoli is good. I love spinach. Yeah. Uhm, some people think that you edit


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[Assistant] Not always. Alright, I got another comment. Uh, this is also from 7 Days a Day that says, That's a decent tip for long adventures.


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[Assistant] You can only have one. You can only have one. So you have to remember like, oh, I'm going out. I'm going somewhere. We need to do that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, it's an option. I mean, there is, you do lose a little bit of the element of danger of, shit, if I die, you gotta go all the way back. And that does add some fun to the video where, you know, you always die. You go back to the base. I agree. You can say hey to everybody. Hey. So, it's an option.


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[Assistant] A chunk is I guess the area that you're in. Okay. So we lower the heat level in the area. So I bet, you know, so many screamers have been popping up around the lighthouse. Well, because you got all those damn torches up there.


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[Assistant] I feel like the screamer thing in the morning especially is a common thing in the game. Yea. I noticed that when I was playing my single player stuff. That was his tip. It's all based on the heat levels. So I wonder if we took some of those torches off of the lighthouse, would we have so many screamers?


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[Assistant] I'm all out of comments. I'm done. It's you now. It's a good one to go out on. Tell us about you preparing your comments. I've got my phone in front of my face. Look at you. Phone's in front of my face. Just gotta find the first one. There you go. Here I go with Degan. Let's talk about it instead of just thinking it. Alright, here we go. This is from Frosthawk.


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[Assistant] Uhm, uh, these are mostly from, as far as I remember, from Far Cry 5. Okay. As far as I remember.


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[Assistant] Well I'll just go ahead and read this. So this is a conflicting comments situation. Uh, first one from Tundras Gaming.


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[Assistant] This game sucks. It feels like Far Cry 4. Old. So, obviously they haven't played the game, but of course it's like Far Cry. It's a Far Cry game. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you've played it. Does it feel?


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[Assistant] Does it feel like the same game? I think my thing with the Far Cry, it's uh, it's like any series. Like,


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[Assistant] I find it, like, I think a lot of people that say this kind of a, and I'm not ripping on, you're entitled to your opinion, but uhm, like say a modern warfare, or whatever.


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[Assistant] It's still just a straight up shooter. Like there's not much of a difference between them. There's a couple little...


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[Assistant] It's all, yea, all the differences seem to be aesthetical, but there, I mean, there are slight gameplay differences. Of course there are, and there are in Far Cry as well. Like, I'm not, like, sucking Far Cry's cock, but I enjoy, like, the formula. So I'm going to play that formula.


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[Assistant] It's time for a new formula, Ubisoft. But then it would be a different game.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Could be, unless they went like survival with it. Hey! You know what? They could- What?


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[Assistant] Like my only thing with Far Cry 5 has been getting a lot of criticism from people that have played it of being almost too manic. And I respect that opinion because there's almost, there's crazy shit going on all the time.


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[Assistant] On every corner. Exactly. But. For wide open Montana. And that could be it. Exactly. It's Montana. It's not supposed to be that crazy all the time. And if you have a game that's crazy all the time, you don't appreciate the crazy when it's just at all points.


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[Assistant] Or you turn it into a different game, like you were saying, turn it into like a survival, more of a survival type game too. Add that element to it. Call it Birdwatcher 3. Yea, well, hey, they could make a very big change to the game, and it'd be very good. Like, uh, if you're gonna do nature,


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[Assistant] Because, I mean, there's animals running around, but they're not always attacking you. I mean, you can get attacked by cougars and bears and things like that. But it's not as insane as what I've played and what I've seen in Far Cry. But you know what? It's a little bit more realistic, but when you're out there, uh, in Red Dead


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[Assistant] Because, I mean, that's the thing with Far Cry, like, I mean, you two have, uh, you and Thicke have played it. Yeah. So, I don't know yet, because I, I mean, I'm ready to play it. It's another Far Cry. Exactly, yeah, it's like, I'm, I know what I'm getting into.


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[Assistant] At the same time, it's like, I look at that and I see that it looks gorgeous, that Montana, like what they've done, the landscape looks gorgeous. I would love, because I like to do this from time to time, I just like to take a, take in a world and get, uhm, immersed in it. Oh yeaah. And it's hard to do that when a bear is constantly attacking you or something. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's like, alright, you know, I wish there were an option to either dial it back or just say, hey, I don't, I don't want animals spawning all the time on me. Give me a slider that can go into the menus and say, d- d- d- craziness slider. I wanna put that craziness slider maybe about halfway.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, okay. Kind of figure out the world builder and the terrain builder and... Oh yeah, and I'm just like, I'm not having it because it's boring to watch. Yeah. So was it hard to like, I saw that was a short video, so was it hard to get that 11 minutes? No. No? Okay. No. Okay.


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[Assistant] You recorded for a while? Huh? Did you record for a while? Next comment.


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[Assistant] Like, the parking lot. You picked a parking lot. Yeah, that was quick. Yeah, because it's just a parking lot.


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[Assistant] When he was talking. Well hey, hey listen, let's talk to our sponsor. Okay. Simple Contacts! It is simple. Tell me about the Simple Contacts. Well I mean I got- How simple was it? It was so simple, uh, well the fun part was using the phone. I liked that.


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[Assistant] The fact that you could do a little eye test with your own iPhone was interesting. I didn't see that coming. And they were cheaper than like anywhere I could find. Like, it worked out great. It was smooth. And I did have a couple questions and it was really easy to talk to someone. Like immediately I was texting back and forth with a representative, you know. And now you're dating.


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[Assistant] No. And contacts are great. It's exactly like you'd get from anywhere. They were just cheaper and it was a lot easier. I didn't have to deal with a lot of bullshit. So it sells itself.


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[Assistant] Again, that's simplecontacts.com slash Neebs or just enter code Neebs at checkout for $30 off your contacts. And remember, this is not a replacement for your periodic full eye health exam. Bada bang.


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[Assistant] What? Done. Thank you. Simple contacts. You can see.


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[Assistant] All my comments are from the last commenting on comments, and Andrew Crow says, in arc, someone should paint Simon's feet like adahop shoes since he can't seem to wear a pair.


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[Assistant] On shoes. I think that would be fun. Could you do it for me? Absolutely. Alright. I'll give you some, give you some shoes. You can even give me some pants. If toe shoes were in the game, I would, I'm not gonna play anymore. You don't like that bad? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Can you paint my whole outfit? Um, theoretically, yes. I could paint your entire body to have an outfit. I would love to always look like I'm clothed. I think that'd be kind of fun. You could freeze or...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's been bringing a lot of work. I'm like a sailor. I'll do it once and then when you die, it's gone. Make it work. Paint me like a sailor. Yeah. Oh, okay. Like, yeah, I think that would be great. But oh, he you thought that was like a yeah, no, I want to paint you like a like a superhero like Wolverine.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm down for any painting that you would wanna do. Well, we'll enjoy that for...


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[Assistant] Matthew Shanahan says you guys have to do another Amazon products review.


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[Assistant] That you did a while back. I will find myself randomly telling an intricate and deep story and then for some reason the banana slicer pops in my head. And thank you guys, you make me happy with every video.


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[Assistant] Amazon, funny thing, just for good old times, but like maybe a new one that we haven't heard. Okay.


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[Assistant] Or like, or if it was good, but uhm, So why, because the first video didn't do that good? Is that why that one-


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[Assistant] I didn't feel the need to plan my weekend around five small gummy bears.


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[Assistant] Climate controlled room. Salty sweat broke out.


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[Assistant] And I felt my heartbeat quicken as my body threw itself into fight or flight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's cut through things. Uhm. No, I'm gonna pull it together. I got this. I do theater.


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[Assistant] I wanted that to stay dramatic, I really did. Okay.


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[Assistant] Next comment's from Mr. Man. Mr. Man. Right. Mr. Man says, I doubt you guys are reading this. We're not. But Dying Light, the video game, has up to four games co-op, and we were talking about that earlier on. There's parkour, zombie games, funny, everything you guys can have to play in it. And I forget again,


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[Assistant] Okay, not that. And that we, yeah, we might be, uh, I'm curious to look at that. I could see that. The problem with dying light is only a two player.


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[Assistant] That's why the game is called Dying Light, because as soon as the sun goes down, it's like, I need to get back to a place where the light is, because those monsters hate light. So throughout the game, you're constantly opening all these safe houses. You're clearing these safe houses out, and you're like, okay, I need to get electricity going back at this safe house, so that's a point that you can run to once the sun goes down.


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[Assistant] Why don't we really consider that? Like, talk about it again. Yeah, I mean, we can. It is an older game. I mean, that's, yeah, we have, what, Sea of Thieves is coming up. I don't know how long that'll last. Um, but I mean, we, and the other thing is, it's like, we're kind of adding another zombie show. Yeah, because we already have a zombie show. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So what the game really wants you to do is, like, you can, you can, like, build knives and, you know, hook them up with, like, batteries and make little electric knives. You can make all kinds of crazy melee weapons. It is fun. Parkour looks on point, too. You can jump all over the place and, yeah, instead of, like, being on the ground where all the zombies are, you can climb up the buildings and everything. So I think the obvious answer is this is where


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[Assistant] It seems, it seems more our speed as far as, I don't know, the diversity and the scale. Stated Decay 2 looks like, uh, May 22nd. No shit. Wow. Okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I'm intrigued by that. Alright, well, uh, Samuel Miller has a poem.


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[Assistant] Oh, awsome. Uh, roses are red. Grass is greener when I think of Apsrow. I play with my wiener. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, vacant skull says, I love you guys, but I hate when people interrupt each other by saying, anyway.


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[Assistant] So now Dora Lingus is my least favorite of the Neve's crew, spot previously held by Thicke for killing Cooter. So you do, uh, I guess do an anyway thing. It's not like it's a big thing, but you tend to say anyway.


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[Assistant] Zombie Dog says, I embrace the visible cursor post editing. I feel like it's something akin to Where's Waldo, Neib's gaming edition. Keep up the amazing work, gentlemen. And yeah, it should be, I think we should always put one in there on purpose. So like, in this video, there is a cursor hidden.


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[Assistant] Where is it? Actually, that's great cause it's toward the end. I will hide a cursor in this video. Tell them where it is. I won't tell them. They have to find it. It might be in the description box. And if you find it, then you just, uh,


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[Assistant] That's when the Shaggy Sting album drops. That's when Super Troopers 2 drops. Of course. That's what everyone was saying in the comments.


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[Assistant] In my head, there's no way it can top the first, because the first was just kind of a lightning in the bottle, and you had to be there at that particular place and time. But, I do want to see it, because I do like those guys, the, uh, what are they, Broken Lizard? Yeah, I like them too. Yeah, I wish they would make more movies. Yeah, they made, like, they made BeerFest, BeerFest was great.


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[Assistant] Let's see, what's coming up. Oh yeaah, Sea of Thieves. I'm a little worried about Sea of Thieves. Yeaah. Yeaah, because uhm, I played the beta a little bit. And I did the merchant missions, cause they had that available. That was pretty boring.


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[Assistant] I mean, but you were by yourself. No, I was with, I was with, uh, two other people. They were they fun people?


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[Assistant] But the mission of like going out and trying to collect chickens is boring. But, I mean, and I tweeted them this, I think it could be fixed if you could do those merchant missions while doing other missions. So like, okay, we're out on a hunt for treasure, but we know this merchant who wants like two chickens. So if we happen to stumble across two chickens while we're on this other big adventure, great. Let's get the chickens.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, just going out and bouncing from, because we had to go from island to island, we didn't know where the chickens were.


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[Assistant] And that was like, that's just kind of obnoxious. It's like, alright, let's go to the island. You see chickens? No? Alright, let's keep going. So missions like that, that wasn't fun to me. I mean, I'm still excited to play it. I can't wait to play it with you guys. That's gonna be a blast. But yeah, the merchant missions were really underwhelming.


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[Assistant] But maybe that's the first one, maybe they get better, I don't know, but uhm, that's not a good sign if that's the start. Maybe try the FedEx missions.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't know if you can like cancel the mission. So, you know, you put the mission on the table, we read it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so, but also, like say, we're on a voyage. You could buy a mission, I could buy a mission, Simon could buy a mission, so that way we can just interchange them, and then I don't know if you cancel them, if you still keep them?


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[Assistant] That's an unknown to me. I don't know. So yea, that's something we have to test out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I mean, I'm still excited about it, but I'm a little worried about that, that merchant thing. I'll never, I'll never want to do merchant missions if it's just go out and collect pigs and chickens.


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[Assistant] That was so good. We're gonna end on it. There you go. Thank you. You're welcome. You guys are awesome. Thank you for being here. Keep on commenting. And we will see you...


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[Assistant] Other side! No? Oh. Just next time. Next? Oh. Yeaah. Next time! Not next, uh, Thursday, but the one after! Uhm.


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[Assistant] That's what people say. What do you call a Marine who's out of Marines? Or not active?


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[Assistant] Oh, I bought myself a present. Oh.


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[Assistant] It was an expensive purchase. Uh, it was $200. It is a winter onesie. I'm gonna wear it. So I don't get cold. It's rated for negative 50 degrees. It's like you zip it up, you step into it, you zip it up, it's got a hood.


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[Assistant] What do you get it for? Problem solved. What do you get it for? Well like walking my dog or whatever. Oh man.


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[Assistant] Yep. Did you get a matching one for your dog? No, he has a kind of a rainbow colored sweater.


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[Assistant] No. You can just wear underwear under it. What? So it is over your clothes. It could be. But it's not under your clothes.


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[Assistant] Coveralls. Yeah. Yeah. So you put them over your clothes, like people work in them. You could have pants on, I guess, or you could just have your underwear.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Son of a bitch. I just searched. It's not a sponsor. What I searched was freezer suit. I was like, if I was in a freezer, what do I need to wear? And it was 200 bucks.


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[Assistant] Cool note, listen, sometimes I walk at night, and it'll get down, the coldest I've seen it is around 14 degrees when I'm walking.


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[Assistant] And I know if you live up north, you can be like, that's nothing. Oh, I'm not gonna, I'll never say that. Yeah. I'm a bitch everywhere now. Not me. I got a negative 51 winter onesie. You got a freezer suit.


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[Assistant] So what now? Well, we could either go into comments or we could talk about, uhm, abstract text to you about not having it. Comments. Okay.


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[Assistant] Like, New Year's is just a recipe for, like, cause people, I mean, it seems like that's when you mix the most types of alcohol. You're at the end of the night, you're like, okay, I'm gonna stop drinking. Have some champagne! Oh boy, here we go.


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[Assistant] It's cause when you change your bloom quality. Yea, but I always go back to normal. Yea, you have to go into like a turn bloom quality off and go back to normal. I know. So that's probably how it happens. Son of a bitch.


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[Assistant] Now this attaches to this. Yeah. Fuck it. That's it. We should do a video one day on things that trigger us. Wouldn't it be fun? Oh, pet peeves. No.


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[Assistant] But we have talked about this. But like, everyday things, like liquid soap. Well mine, yeah. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Speaking of you eating stuff, I didn't, I read this comment, but it wasn't in place to grab it, so I don't know who said it, but it was, uh, I think it was in our last GTA video where we played, uh, Arena Wars.


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[Assistant] But also we need better arrows, we can build better arrows either through, forget if it's abstract or thicks. Maybe Dralis is- Probably not mine, mine's worthless. Okay. My god, it's horrible. Somebody can make better arrows.


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[Assistant] And you wanna kill him. It's like doing a high-speed chase on a Tesla.


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[Assistant] They just got a good tip that we're gonna use. Did you- I know what an enforcer is and I know what it is to get corrupted.


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[Assistant] I would love to have someone show me, cause I have had Ark Wikipedia up on one screen, the game up on the other, my animal's attacking something, I'm hitting every key it's saying to either.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't wanna spoil anything, but all of you guys decided the other day we're gonna move somewhere and we went to just as dangerous a place. Maybe more dangerous.


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[Assistant] Hopefully better though than Ragnarok. You think? Some of those caves were... I don't see how this would be better.


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[Assistant] Okay, but I prefer threats over remember a button sequence.


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[Assistant] Okay, fair enough. You can't just drink water in seven days. You gotta boil it. I understand that though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, between the two games, like, I don't go, man, when I'm playing Argonaut, I wish I had to boil it like I do in seven days. I'm just like, okay, I'm not thirsty. Good. Let's, let's go kill something or tame something.


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[Assistant] I thought there might have been one other person. I didn't want to cut in line. Nope. So, uh, first comment from Zephyrbiscuit. This person's obviously a Duralias & Associates fan. And, uh, it's from a Conan Exiles video.


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[Assistant] And it says, you should keep a thrall by the bridge and name him Marty, and put a sign that says, guard on duty, Marty.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, cause we started animating that stuff and I was like, man, I can't produce these fast enough, we need something shorter. And it was week by week, you were busting your ass and learning how to animate at the same time. Nearly killed me.


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[Assistant] It's more advice about these, uh, machines and stuff. It's from Alec Alacron- Alarcon? Just so you know, the defense units kill all tames. It kills anything that isn't a human. The enforcers only kill you if the scout sees you attacking an animal. Does that sound right? Yea, good to know.


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[Assistant] So the scout is the flying drone, right? If that sees you, sees you killing an animal, the enforcer might kill you.


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[Assistant] Maybe. But the rolling ones- But enforcers kill animals. Corrupted animals, right? Those just corrupted?


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[Assistant] The enforcers are on the outside, so I noticed the rolling units were going after us when we were on a mount. Maybe not when we're off a mount.


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[Assistant] And the enforcers go after corrupt animals. Yeah. And maybe attack you if you attack an animal and a scout sees it.


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[Assistant] My other comment is also kind of about, I don't know if it's, you never know what's right and what's wrong. Uh, Carl Witt, uh, robots have the, the robots that have the lightning flashing around them are malfunctioning and will attack anything, otherwise they work exactly how you thought. I think it's a- Ah, okay. I could dig on that.


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[Assistant] So maybe, maybe there's malfunctioning robots as well.


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[Assistant] Let me give a little back story. Because you read comments and you snip them and put them on the desktop on this computer at the office. Simon's wondering do you have them so you can email them to me at home.


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[Assistant] Oh, you have. But anyway, so let's get to the point. I used to, cause I'd say, let me know ahead of time so I can bring my comments.


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[Assistant] How are we gonna, how are we gonna solve this? Are you gonna grab them as soon as we're done, or are you gonna email them to them? No, he's not gonna email them to me. Cause they're right here, they're on this computer.


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[Assistant] Also, he's, yea, you're not Waylander. No. I mean, I can grab, I can


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[Assistant] How about this, here's a good compromise. You ask Simon for his hard drive, you drop him on his, uh, drive for him. Gladly. Then we'll meet in the middle. Great. Does that work? Great. No, too hard. Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, we were wondering if you had any flowers and what not. And how much is this chah? Chah? You've never bought chah before here?


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[Assistant] Well I'm about to, huh? If you got some. Alright!


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[Assistant] My cousin's band, my cousin lives in Duluth. Uh, Duluth's a really cool ol' city. I heard. It's like the Asheville of Minnesota kinda. You know, in the hipster kinda way, but.


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[Assistant] Naked Colors. Naked Colors. From Duluth. They're a fun band. They're really fun, yeaah. Kinda music.


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[Assistant] You've never played them once for us. It's like a poppy rock kind of thing going on. He's a bad cunt.


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[Assistant] It's nothing. Why you looking at me?


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[Assistant] We knew too many people in town here, like, we were, we couldn't just get first, you know?


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[Assistant] This is in reference to the last, uh, Far Cry 5 vid that came out, which was, uhm, what was that called? Convoy takedown or something?


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[Assistant] Right, right. Uhm, as you notice in the beginning, uh, Boomer dies, right? Which is not a big deal because you can respawn him like, you know, 90 seconds later or something.


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[Assistant] And then, Neebs tells me to get in and get it off of him. Second I got in the vehicle, it started doing its own thing.


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[Assistant] I'm not doing anything, and what would tell you that is me saying, I'm not doing anything. That's the clue. That was the big clue.


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[Assistant] That's a fun name. Yeah. 240. I feel like many gamers have been in this situation and tried punching the vehicle to get it from being stuck.


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[Assistant] I think Halo was one of the first games where it actually worked for me though. It works in some games, doesn't it?


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[Assistant] And then I thought this one was fun, uh, from the 40- or 4-1-12-L-O-L? 4-12-L-O-L I guess? That guy getting ran over by the quad was the funniest shit ever. Sadly that was planned. Still funny though.


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[Assistant] Uhm, this one is from, uh, commenting on comments. Gotcha. And when this came up during that last commenting on comments, I remember like going, huh? Like a head tilt thing. Huh? Huh? You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] That is from, uh, Aaron Semler PDX. Okay. Does Simon actually think that English Muffins is a brand name of English Muffins? Hey, if you're gonna go buy milk, you gotta buy milk. All the other brands are crap. Bada-bing, pizza pie!


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[Assistant] Tonight, have a nice, uh, rounded out. I'll go ahead and do most recent comment.


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[Assistant] If you guys don't mind. No, not at all. Of course I wasn't ready for it.


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[Assistant] Do more, please. Which video? State of Decay 2? We just covered that. Sorry, Ethan.


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[Assistant] Doom and, uh, Wolfenstein, they're, they are quality. Like, they- I haven't played the Wolfenstein, I've played the Doom. They are some well-oiled games there. Well, you mentioned that the Wolfenstein had really, really good voice acting. I feel like it was, it's the best acting I've ever seen in a game, for sure. Damn, I still wanna play that. Damn. Such quality.


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[Assistant] I mean even if you did, it's just fun to talk. I love that you had that chance though. Yeaah. Like that's fucking beautiful. Yeaah. Just the conversation at all and a giggle.


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[Assistant] It didn't seem like the one you'd go out on. Yeah, no. But you know, hey. That was so weird. It was a fun night.


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[Assistant] Not to call out Ubisoft or throw them under the bus, you know, is uhm, when they do those videos of the fake real gameplay.


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[Assistant] They treat it like a trailer, kind of, but it's like extended, maybe five, ten minutes of gameplay. Okay. That looks like...


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[Assistant] I'd love to. The first one I remember, I mean, it's intense.


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[Assistant] If you can make the rope, I mean, you could certainly fashion some sort of clothing. You would think.


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[Assistant] This makes me, I want there to be a naked and afraid backyard edition. What?


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[Assistant] In this case, obviously we knew we had to get the artifact or artifacts. We got two of them, I think.


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[Assistant] I had a dolphin that you gave me thick that died on the way out to the round.


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[Assistant] But- It's a shame he didn't make it. I guess it uh, occupied a shark that could have been more of a problem. So it was- Silverlight. Bait. Chum. Mhm.


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[Assistant] I see a little baby. And they actually move fast in this world? Or like, reasonably? I don't think so. Not really, no. So you just, it's gonna be the longest.


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[Assistant] I ate the pop filter's thick short, we get it. We should. Can we move on? Up Simon's gain if we ever hear him like


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[Assistant] They're working on the mechanics and then the workshop kind of stuff and then maybe the threats will be something they focus on down the road.


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[Assistant] I can't, I don't know if I made it up now. See?


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[Assistant] When I think 24-7, I think like the motel, where you go and it's like 3 o'clock in the morning, you get there and you go...


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[Assistant] And then someone comes up and they're like in their pajamas.


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[Assistant] Have y'all seen this? I think we did this when we went to, uh, was it VidCon or PAX East? We went to one place and we stayed at a hotel like that because we drove really late.


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[Assistant] And then we got to the hotel, they got the bulletproof window, and then they're in their pajamas. Yeah, where were we? And we're like, we need one room for six people! And they're like, how about two rooms?


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[Assistant] Did they even hear the details? Do you need to say the website again? No. Square space.


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[Assistant] No, we should do an 8 hour outdoor- We could loop that 30 seconds. No way that people could sleep to it. That'd be one hell of a day. Just here in the office. Well no, we would loop parts of it.


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[Assistant] I thought it was such a small change. I didn't think it was hardly any difference.


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[Assistant] Right, okay, I'll jump in on that. Alright, we'll revisit this in a year. Yep. And if everyone hates the food... Well let's go! Yeah, oh yeah! Let's go!


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[Assistant] No, listen, a destination's good. You know, you, you, you go, we need to go to diner city. There are diners as far as you can see.


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[Assistant] I mean, first of all, this relationship could, I mean, how long has this relationship gone on? Is this a new? It sounds new. Hold on. New first mate? It could be a friendship blossoms once you find common ground.


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[Assistant] You talk to your boss and somehow, I guess the guy above him, and find a way to give more space.


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[Assistant] Wow. Sorry champ, I was trying to take your question seriously.


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[Assistant] I mean, I've known people, like, when a new guy comes in, they're like, ah, I can't stand this guy, I can't work here anymore, and then months later, it worked out. Like something might create a little bond. We fell on common ground.


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[Assistant] What's that book? How to Make Friends and Influence People? Others. Maybe read that book. It's the number one book in prison. And see if you can, uh, is it? Yeah. See if you can find a way to make friends and influence this person. A flap book.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I saw a thumbnail for, uh, sometimes I like to watch Bad Lip Readings. Oh yeah. And they had one for Mark Zuckerberg's, uh. The hearing? Yeah, the hearing. Was it good? I didn't watch it. I thought, as soon as I saw the thumbnail, I was like, yeah, I gotta check this out. Oh, that one's gotta be pretty entertaining, you'd think. Yeah, you would hope so.


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[Assistant] No, I don't. I feel like I've heard that said before. Seems country. No. That's sick. Seems country. Seems you're peeing to me. I consider myself country and I've never said that. Never? Okay. No, we would say puke or vomit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's not much room to build, really, so. Right.


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[Assistant] That really should be. But that's not how it works. No it's not. And you can't change that. I know exactly. You shouldn't be questioning should I use a nail gun.


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[Assistant] Let's see, here's Amanda Burt. Okay, Amanda Burt. I know that name. Uh huh. GTA, uh, Diamond Thieves episode. This was awesome. Really good cinematics. Question, how do you guys get to watch other characters like the fishermen?


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[Assistant] This was kinda touched on with Absarov. Let's see, and I noticed the toe shoes. Oh, the billboard, yes. Let me break this up, because the first thing I wanted to address was the fisherman.


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[Assistant] Second part of Amanda's comment was, uh, I noticed the toe shoes, um, just like Adahops. LOL, did you guys put this in or do they actually have that board in GTA?


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[Assistant] You don't put sick on the floor. Those shoes are not good for slippery sick. I mean, you're making it really weird now. Like, sick's weird by itself, and like, putting sick? But you would be putting sick on the floor.


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[Assistant] Hey Dom! What? Have you ever stepped in poo with your toe shoes?


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[Assistant] Got a comment from Beast, 80, 83, and they say it's from Seven Days a Die. I don't know why, but when they go shopping, I get excited.


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[Assistant] And that's funny cause I get excited, but Ada Hop hates it. Hates when we go shopping. Cause he has to cut it. He hates those scenes, he wants nothing to do with them. That's why they're always so short. How can we make them better?


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[Assistant] Yeah, the first thing we have to do, we have our map, our game backed up, so we have to update the game, load our map, and see what it's done to it. Right, that'll be interesting. So once we know that, we'll kind of know how we're going to continue. Hopefully it won't mess everything up. I heard 16 messed up a lot of people's buildings and stuff.


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[Assistant] My next comment is from Ark. We may have talked about this before, but I want to talk about it again. Z Road in Gaming says, you guys should do Conan Exiles like Ark but better. It seems like that keeps coming up again and again. We only played it once on the channel and I had a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but also in Conan you can, uh, start those shrines or whatever and call in those gods. I think you can turn into one. Turn into one? Or yeah, maybe.


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[Assistant] You can climb in that game, which is really cool.


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[Assistant] So uhm, do they have spectator cam? We can't make, yeaah, these are the things we have to research.


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[Assistant] That's fuckin' vague. All the rest of my comments are, you guys already read, how weird is that?


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[Assistant] I think a lot of them are top, like, like I picked Tyler that said, the broken record, how come less videos lately? Like those are, those are topics that I think we want to talk about.


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[Assistant] You done? Done. Neeb's done? Neeb's done, you go. Neeb's done. Make sick.


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[Assistant] They must have been on the edge of their seat during that episode.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but he's sitting there watching and just hanging on the balance. I know. Wait, are we gonna have to stop watching this show now? And then thank goodness. Well, he's not gonna stop and we're probably gonna end up getting frogs.


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[Assistant] You can't just say kitty cat, absolutely. I can't, why? Because no one knows what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] No one knows what you're talking about. Big kitty cat. I do. The one that climbs. You're thinking bear cat. Yea, the one that climbs. Oh, it climbs. I knew. And he knew. See, a lot of people out there are thinking, oh, uh, saber tooth, uh, uh, uh, uh. Wait, what? Well, now we know. He just said kitty cat.


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[Assistant] Well, it only climbs sideways, and if there's a lip, it can't go over it, but there's another lizard that will climb on it. Can't go for a lip? No, it's not as cool as you think. But it is cool. But you can pounce from a wall, you can stick on the wall, turn around, pounce.


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[Assistant] But you want to talk about that for a second? Or some people might have been one person. One person was upset about your Korean guy. And I think it's crazy to be offended by mimicking someone's accent. I do too. I do too. Cause I love hearing foreign people trying to do American. It's great.


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[Assistant] It's never a direct attack. No. Ever. And why? It seems like some people have a problem with... With certain... With, yeaah, whether it's Asian or Mexican or other certain things that people like...


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[Assistant] But like aren't there countries where it's like okay, it's okay to do a German accent. It's okay to mimic a French person.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just us in there, and when we're done, we can just stop the server, and then turn it on when we wanna play again. We deal with no Jack wagons?


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[Assistant] If we did play on a public server, we would never make any progress. Cause I'm sure, cause we only play once a week, and I'm sure every time we logged in, our stuff would just be gone. It would.


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[Assistant] But then what would happen is you'd come back and the place would look like Manhattan. Probably. And there'd be no resources left. No, it'd be nice. We'd still be okay. It'd be awesome. There'd be a blacksmith. There'd be nothing for us to do though. There'd be a town. Every animal and the entire map would be tamed. Every rock would be harvested. No, that's when we go out and get artifacts.


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[Assistant] It offends me. I would like to maybe someday play in a public server, but record everything in a condensed amount of time. And then the videos come out later.


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[Assistant] It's like jump in a public server, you know, change your name a little bit, just in case. So someone doesn't like troll us.


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[Assistant] But we're just incognito, in a server, you record like 10 episodes, and it's a, it's an arc by itself, or it's a story by itself, and then that just comes out later. But you wouldn't have people watching the video like, I'm gonna find the server. Yeah, right, right, right, right. Like another boss. Arc undercover.


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[Assistant] So I think that's one of the reasons we can't just get in a public server and do a show. Yeah. Cause once the video started coming out and if the public, if the server was available to anybody.


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[Assistant] I'm probably not gonna have seen it either yet.


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[Assistant] Yeah. How do you feel about tip jars at restaurants where you order your food at the counter? I feel weird about it a little bit. I mean, I'm, I'm okay with tipping, but. Yeah, I'm torn.


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[Assistant] Like I want to tip people. I tip well when I eat at a sit down place. And I usually tip when there's a jar. But part of it to me says the business owner isn't paying their staff. Right. And there's a really good chance


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[Assistant] Cause they do not want you there. No. At this particular subway. Not all of the people, I'm sure. Right, of course. At that location? All the people.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's hard to say though, cause you can make good money as a waiter. And you also get stiff.


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[Assistant] I usually get good service though. I feel like most weight staff in this sit anyway are...


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[Assistant] Pretty good. Yeah, cause they count on those tips. And that's the thing, like when I live in Australia, no tips. Sometimes I'd have to go back in the kitchen and find my person like, hey, I ain't had a drink in like 30 minutes. But that might have just been the place I was going.


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[Assistant] I think tips encourage better service. I like it with food, but I don't want it to be with everything because then I don't know. Right. Let's say you only move once every 10-20 years and you don't know the courtesy of it. You don't know what's standard and now you don't even know to tip. Well now I'm telling people, if they're hearing this,


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I will say this though, you know how you get a rating when you use Uber as a passenger? They rate you I think as a passenger. Oh they do, they do. Yeaah. Yeaah, you have a rating. And my rating is not perfect and I can only assume it's cause I'm riding with you guys.


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[Assistant] I was sober? You should probably check out mine. Well, it was in the morning, you might have still been from the night before. Okay.


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[Assistant] How do I find it? It's just, uh, upper left hand corner. Oh wait, I'm back up. What? 4.94. There you go! I've got the lowest super rating.


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[Assistant] That's right. Well, how can I be a better passenger? Maybe I want to improve. Give me some feedback, drivers! How about you start with not talking to them unless you have to. You sang to your guy! They love my voice. That's where I got the low score. I guarantee it. That's why I'm not a five. Nevermind.


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[Assistant] Set fire to everything. Everything goes up in flames. I mean, luckily we already have social media outlets, our Twitter, our Facebook, Instagram, I guess we would immediately announce there, hey, our channel's shut down, so we don't know what the fuck.


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[Assistant] But uh, Scrapman, it took him a month, but he got his channel back, right?


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[Assistant] Hopefully they'll divvy up more points like the higher level you get. Yeaah. Cause it starts costing more to do shit.


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[Assistant] And ideally, uh, since it's, if, if it's on the tilled earth, you should get two yucca per plant.


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[Assistant] So you can go into that cave during the day, because they sleep during the day, but as soon as night comes, they're screwed.


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[Assistant] That's one thing I've always wanted to do, yea. The problem is, like, if we have a show like that, like, say we're in Ragnarok right now and we have our bass, you know, what's to stop an Alpha Tribe from coming in when we're not playing and just demolish everything? And we only get to play, like, once a week, maybe twice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, if everybody else can play so much more than we can, they're gonna build more interesting stuff. But yeah, I've always wanted, or I've always would love to figure out a way to do our show and have that extra tribe, the villain tribe or whatever and, you know, be able to fight against those guys. But how do we do it? And that's, that's an issue we've always had. We'd have to be on the exact same team.


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[Assistant] And there's also the idea of the show, like I think I've talked about before, the Yogscast, like their original Minecraft series, where the community sorta drove what was gonna happen during the show. That's a risk like that, but if you have a very creative community, your community kinda builds these sets, and then you kinda get strung along through the story that the community makes, which is pretty fantastic. But that's a completely different show than what we're doing now.


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[Assistant] That's why I love the game. Yeah, I like coming back and seeing what you've built. Even like, I know, uh, the recent episode we lost today. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, but what we just played this week, like, yeah, I'd love seeing what the progress you've made.


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[Assistant] And we renovate that block. Yeah, the city is nuts. But yeah, I mean, we can't spend, we can't spend episodes and episodes renovating the entire city. No, that's what we'll do this time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would love, uh, it is one of those things. I like having, I like our weekend line up a lot of the times. It's like, I look forward to, yeah, Friday's gonna be seven days. Saturday's gonna be Ark. I kinda like Niebz Gaming.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then you also have to have these two editors, you'd have Anthony and whoever else just in constant communication on what episode.


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[Assistant] What jokes are you keeping in your show? Because I want to keep this joke, but I reference it in mine. It's a coordination effort too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it could screw the editor, yeah, when they want to grab establishing shots. These little logistical things. But an hour long episode would be, it'd be interesting, but it'd have to be, it would have to have some sort of story.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh man, they, they still, it's like, the way, I guess the world interacts is so...


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[Assistant] It's just joint, like, it's disjointed. It can be. Yeaah. It's like, it's kind of mind-blowing, like, the UI, just, yeaah, like, in your video, when the girl's shouting shit, running around, it's like, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] Nope, it's not for me either, actually. If anything, yeaah, I want the, uh, I want the equipment from this map. Yes. But yeaah, the map, I can take it or leave it. Yeaah. I agree.


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[Assistant] And, you know, hopefully, I mean, if the guys that are making the Ragnarok map, hopefully they'll put elements of, uh, abortion in... Abortion. Yeah, yes. Ragnarok abortion.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, we never did. But I wonder, I also wonder if there's gonna be an area in, uh, Ragnarok where they, you know, it's like an underground cave. They could do that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I gave her a little green, I mean, I just put a little green in her hair, but yeah, we can do white and blue. Yeah. That'd be a good combo. We don't want to paint too much because we notice sometimes with Spectator Cam, because Cooter, because she's completely painted, uh, sometimes Spectator Cam, if it gets far away enough, the paint job disappears. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So that's one of the issues we've had with like being long, being far away from the animals. Like yea, that the paint disappears and it ruins the shot. So we only want to paint the bird a little bit.


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[Assistant] I mean, man, I saw, uhm, I follow the Funhaus guys, uh, over on Rooster Teeth, and I saw that they launched on their channel, it was like Funhaus TV, where I guess it's just 24 hours, it's like all of their content on loop.


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[Assistant] Well that's what I was researching. I didn't, I saw it pop up, uh, but I didn't know if it was from their channel or if they're doing it from a separate channel. But I mean, there's that option of like, yea, you start a separate channel, Sneebs Gaming Live.


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[Assistant] Or Neebs TV, whatever the fuck you wanna call it. Yes, not live because that's misleading. And then we just upload like a 24 hour video that plays on loop. Yeah. And it's a place where the community can go and hang out. Maybe every now and then we update it and it's like, okay, well let's do, let's throw Duralius episodes in the middle.


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[Assistant] Or whatever. But yea, it's a place to go where people like, that enjoy our content. Cause, I mean, content creators that I love, a lot of the times, I'll put them on as I'm going to bed. Like, I'm listening to their podcast or whatever. So I can see people doing that with our content. Yea, it's an option.


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[Assistant] It supports up to eight players, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they'd figure out a way to like, yeah, our community is gonna make these awesome maps. But I mean, they're still working on the game though, yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright, good job. Yeaah. Answers up. Yeaah, I got one. Uhm, this is from one of our GTA videos. Uh, Daddy Vid says, You should really have Rage Cop meetin' this. And I've seen that comment a lot of like, oh, you, you know, Rage Cop should meet everyone in GTA. Uh, I don't think it's possible.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, big time camera trickery. Yeaah, because, uh, like, we, when I do Rage Cop, we have to mod the game so I can change the main character. Uh, if you, if you mod the game to change the main character, you can't play online. So there's no, yeaah, there's no way to log on online as like, you know, I wanna change my model, unless it's one of these crazy, uh, roleplay servers that I, I would have no idea how to get in to begin with.


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[Assistant] But yeaah. Fuck that. Never gonna happen. Alright, this one's from Freak Show Gaming. Uh, Mr. Neeves, my crew and I wish to challenge you to a duel, sir. A test of skill on the PS4 GTA Transformer races. Do you accept? No.


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[Assistant] Well, as he said, uh, yeah, I guess Mr. Neebs, I guess I admit all of us because we're all kind of Neebs gaming, aren't we?


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[Assistant] Oh, sucka. We're goin' down, bitch. Also, with test of skill, you're gonna win.


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[Assistant] Never will. So yea, that's why we wouldn't accept the challenge, as we would just get demolished.


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[Assistant] Alright, this comment is a long one, but it's very nice, uh, from Heinz Heilkne. I don't like that. Sounds right. Yeah. Uh, this was- Is it Klingon? Probably.


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[Assistant] I can see lots of work went into this one and that's why people keep rewatching your vids. Lots of gaming videos are good for a quick watch and you'll probably never watch them again, but Nieb's gaming videos have so much original content added to them that they stand on their own. So when people in the future grow up with GTA 7 and ARK DLC,


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[Assistant] So yeaah, thank you! Pardon, thanks!


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[Assistant] Uh, last comment from Cameron Kitchen. Uh, and I heard a lot of people got burned by this. Uh, you can transfer items from, um, aberration? Abortion?


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[Assistant] How do you say it again? Aberration. Aberration. But you have to get to an obelisk, which are on the radioactive surface. So I heard a lot of people did this. It was like, oh, I want to go, I want to transfer my character over just to see the new map. And then I'm coming back. But apparently getting to the obelisk on that map on, uh, aberration is really tough. So they got in there and got stuck.


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[Assistant] Peter Jackson's movies usually do. Yeah, we'll give you money, Peter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what's your next comment, Apsro? Uh, this one's from Todd Bechope, or Bochamp.


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[Assistant] People will have forgotten about, uh, aberration. Are you gonna skip aberration and go straight to extinction or what? Yes. Yes.


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[Assistant] This one, I got another comment from Caleb Bayer who says, uh, you rewatched all of your arc videos and I saw that you named your parasaur useless in Scorched Earth. Did you know that the parasaur's second ability is a radar to enemies? It will highlight a red circle on the location of the enemy.


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[Assistant] Now, I know I've right-clicked on a parasaur before, I've never seen any sort of message. It only does that. It didn't find anything. Yeah. Could be wrong. But yeah, we discovered that today.


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[Assistant] But it highlights for the whole tribe, because when he did it, I mean, we all saw the red circle, right?


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[Assistant] Oh yes. Alright, well I owe you. Alright, I got one more comment. Yeah, uhm, and this is from the Ark episode, the Giga versus Giga.


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[Assistant] They went too far. They went too far, I think they need a better solution. Way too far. Yeah, just give each tribe, like, you're only allowed one giga, or something. I don't know, but still, the fact that a level 200 giga can die to a level 16 giga is insane.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wish they would figure out a different way to nerf, because yeah, that affects PvE players who just don't want to deal with- I get it. Yeah, I mean I get it, but I wish there was a button you could click on the server.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then in the comments, a lot of people were mad at us. They were like, we told you guys, we told you guys, like, yeah, we heard you, we knew. We just didn't know how crazy. Yeah, we didn't realize it was crazy, but not that crazy.


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[Assistant] Didn't do shit. I was, I was so mad at that game when that happened. It was funny though. No, it was funny. But it's a, but it's a joke in a bad way too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, uh, we learned a lesson, but it's- it's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] I was mad. I was just mad at the game. More than anything. I was like, I can't believe this.


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[Assistant] No. Okay. It is. Is that, is that why there's so many down, down votes on that? What? Him whining.


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[Assistant] And that's all on uh, uh, Adahob, his wonderful editing. Oh, that was great. Yea, it was kinda, it was separated when we actually recorded it. Right. And Adahob made it look seamless, like it happened right after each other.


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[Assistant] The buildings is where it got me the most because you go into a building, and I realize it's an alpha, like hopefully this is one of the things that'll change, but inside the building was really dark, but the snow particle effects are still like, it's like they're lit like they're outside. So they're still bright and white and it's just that there's so much of it. It was super distracting.


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[Assistant] So that seems odd, like there'd be a reticle or something, you were just, you were just passenger. Might have been a, was it a, it was one of the passenger vehicles, yea?


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[Assistant] I'd certainly like to try it. It's on sale right now. If we're gonna get it, let's get it.


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[Assistant] Oh, Deep Rock? That must have gone off today, it was on the steam sale, the summer sale. We'll talk about it, we'll talk about it. That was yesterday.


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[Assistant] A lot of people have compared it also a little bit to left, like it's a mix of Minecraft and like left for dead. Because, you know, you're all four, like all of a sudden you'll just get swarmed by creatures and y'all have to fight them off. I mean, tree. Fuck that. I think it looks good.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's kind of like Minecraft. Minecraft is the same way.