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[Assistant] I was the first as Amy's live, but you can still do it. Well, maybe now, Chris, we'd like you to get it back before the next, uh, and then take it off again and take it off again. Yeah. But we, I just asked Laurie, it's hot in here. Turn the air condition down.


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[Assistant] We, we say cut as a South, but you say just cut it down or cut it up? Or do you turn it down or turn it up?


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[Assistant] Uh, you said can you turn the air conditioning up? Yeaah. To make it colder? Yeaah. And I said turn it down.


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[Assistant] You're actually saying turn the air conditioner up. And I'm saying temperature, but I say turn the air conditioner down. What do you say? I say up, but I've heard both. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well y'all used a lot bigger words than that. You know, did you pick it up from like your garbage man and stuff like that? When you heard him come up and y'all would go and your parents would y'all make y'all go out and talk to a regular person with that? Was that when you would hear that?


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[Assistant] Use his words and y'all walk out. Hey, how you doing? You gonna cut off your motor there? And you're like, oh, whatever this guy talks about, you know, that germane slipped out. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] And he, uh, yeah, 1970s, yeah, we might do a few of these, right? Like I feel like these are kind of fun. Like, you know, this one might be the.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we did a pretty good job making fun of Andrew Jackson and I never, I didn't meet him. So I'd imagine we'd be alright.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know, this one's just awful. And it's like, well I just don't remember any of this, so.


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[Assistant] What'd you remember? Firstly, I remember I ran hostage. They wake your mom, wake you up. Mom and dad come in. I ran. There's a hostage situation. I ran and you go, I know, I know you've already listened to it on the radio. You're preparing for your news career.


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[Assistant] Now, have you ever seen, there's someone posted some videos of, uh, I saw of like 1930s in color and it was on, uh, I don't know, Instagram or YouTube or something. I forget where I looked at it, but it was pretty crazy. And.


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[Assistant] You're like seeing it where you're like, oh, they just, they just, you know, when you really think about it, cause it is, it is hard. Like you see the 1930s and you're like.


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[Assistant] You're like, I mean, what was it like then? But when you see these pictures in colors and it's just like home videos.


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[Assistant] So it's, it's, it's very like, you know, personal and it's not like a.


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[Assistant] It's, it's pretty interesting to see that video to go like, yeah, dude, they just, it was just different and they dress different. It makes you realize we're all the same. The world was a little grainier, but other than that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like it's just, you're, you're, you're all just like, oh, it's all just, they just went to the beach like we did and they, they just used what they had and you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, sure. I mean, I think like hippie, you know. Lava lamps. Yeah, like that's, I think of that as a Woodstock. Like to me, that thing's, you know. What is the sixties? Yours is, oh, I don't know. I mean, it all blends together. Yours is the Iran hostage situation in Watergate. I ran hostage cause I vaguely


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[Assistant] I don't know, you maybe open up with some lighthearted, like.


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[Assistant] There's a lot going on. I mean, you already started now. You already pulled the Band-Aid off of just, you know. Well, I was just kinda, this is how the 70's started. Did you think the war should have been happening?


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[Assistant] What if someone's watching this, uh, with no headphones on a subway right now?


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[Assistant] I mean, basically everything's got a movie made about it. Everything that you're like is, is, uh, everything's won an Oscar. That we're about, I mean, that's pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] Yep. Yeah. Wow. They just, you know, the, uh, steeplechase, they just didn't do that that year.


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[Assistant] The trials, summer trials are going on right now. Uh, yeah. We're watching, it's crazy, like Usain Bolt's not in it and, uh, there's no one like him. Like it's, he was so fast.


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[Assistant] And it's, it's, it's weird to see them all kind of be together now. And there's no one like, he's just so much.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. No. I mean, I'm sure someone's going to come along, obviously, because they, you know, people always do. It's always funny, they always have you watch, I watched sprinting last night, just, we got the one white guy. Did you finish last?


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[Assistant] Uh, Herder? It's Herder or something like that, whatever his name is. I don't know. He's a redhead for the Atlanta Hawks and he looks like he's about 18 years old. And he had an unbelievable game.


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[Assistant] I think he asked that to be polite. I thought you'd be a defensive back. Were you in the middle probably somewhere? In the thick of it. In the thick of it, yeah. I don't want to say what spot did you play, but could you talk to the defense pretty easily? Cause they were pretty close to your face. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] In the U.S.? Yeaah. Uh, the one that went down in the Hudson River maybe? That might be the last one.


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[Assistant] Still, it's a plane crash, uh, Tom makes me an Oscar.


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[Assistant] A few weeks after 9-11 in New York. At 9-11? Well. I mean, my god. You're like, I don't even know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, 9-11, I guess y'all don't count that. You're talking about falling out of the air.


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[Assistant] And if you're a college football team, you're like, the percentages are high. Yeah. That's m- their percentages are borderline higher than the COVID.


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[Assistant] Right now, like you, you have, right now you have less chance of dying from COVID than you do from a plane crash during that month. You're going, they're all going down.


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[Assistant] You know, there's been a bunch of like, Malaysia, that one they're just missing. I guess there's been a bunch. Uh, crazy, the Malaysia one, I don't know if they haven't found anything, right? Like, that's unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, yeah, they found parts. So there's, yeah, it's like a movie manifest.


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[Assistant] To start the episode, they've been gone for five years, they magically reappear.


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[Assistant] And his workplace still goes, well, we're, we've, we've went in a different direction. Uh, you don't go.


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[Assistant] No, we hired him back. The PR of that alone.


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[Assistant] To go as a company, just to go, you fired one of the, our alien magic people?


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[Assistant] That just disappeared for five years and come back and you go, uh, we've already filled your spot. So, and he, and he's like, he's like, I'm looking in the wanted ads for newspaper. I mean, and for a job, it's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] If, if, if it's such a crazy thing, you, uh, these people appeared, they were gone for five years and the guy comes and says, they're back alive and I am just booed. What time do they land? And you're, what time do they land? They just got, I don't know. I'll see her when I see her. She's back.


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[Assistant] But the plane, oh, the plane crash is crazy, my brother, so remember the one, uh, where, that stopped all the, uh, uh, big Boeing planes that had a...


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[Assistant] The 737 Max? Yeah. Like, you know, remember the plane crash, right? They did that.


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[Assistant] Did we talk about that? My brother, did we talk about that on this? No, I think you just told me. Uh, you ready for this? So, uh, you know the one that was in Africa or something like that, right? In the plane that just crashed and they shut down all those 737 Boeing Max's? My brother was a plane behind that plane.


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[Assistant] Uh, Derek, they went to Toronto first and so Derek was on a plane with Toronto and all these people they went to where, I forget where was it, uh, wherever they went. And then some people on Derek's plane then went to go get on that flight. Do y'all know that?


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[Assistant] And some, uh, it wasn't, uh, it wasn't in Uganda. No. It was the, that's where they were going. It was wherever they were going before that.


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[Assistant] And so, but Derek and them, they didn't know the plane crashed until they landed.


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[Assistant] But they, it flew, they saw it take off and people that were on that plane that went down were on my brother's flight that went over there and they just happened to go that way and Derek went, it was going to Uganda. Did he have a picture of it? I don't know. He has a picture of on the, in the, uh,


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[Assistant] And it is crazy to think, like you probably went through that picture, you'd be like, some of those people were on that flight.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that is crazy. Yeaah. Really crazy. Yeaah. That was one that was, yeaah, we, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, we did, yeah, we did not tell my mom right away. Like not that she knew where they were going, but I don't, I forget.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like it was something that we didn't, we didn't mention that my mom didn't realize that they were the plane behind them.


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[Assistant] Like we didn't really like say that. Like she knew that they were flying over there.


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[Assistant] But she didn't realize that it was, which we didn't all realize that either at first.


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[Assistant] That close to it. Plane that goes up. Yeaah. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] Ego, you know, I got a few ideas. Maybe act like the characters care that they magically appear. I don't like it if a show, it has some crazy thing like that.


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[Assistant] And then everybody still is like kind of like whatever about it.


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[Assistant] That being said, we apparently don't care about aliens here, so.


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[Assistant] I could have been in a court. Yea. I think if a court would have...


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[Assistant] When after me they could have had me. Sunshine cleaners? Yeah, not in the, yeah, from Seinfeld. I think not now, but I mean, if they would have came out the gate.


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[Assistant] But they could have came out of, if they were recruited, if they'd have been in the graduation of the steps, I could have probably been talking to them.


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[Assistant] So Walter Payton's heyday, uh, when he was, when he was at his best. Charles Manson at his best. This is the time we're talking about. O.J. Simpson also, it was during his heyday. Charles Manson, O.J., wasn't O.J., this was his heyday, it was the 70s.


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[Assistant] Oh. And did he tell them, like, that they were gonna die from this punch? Uh, yeaah, I think they knew.


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[Assistant] What's the, oh, flights now are faster than this.


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[Assistant] What's the, look up the concor, what's it look like? It's kind of slick looking, small. I don't know, you could like commercially do this? Yeah, rich people could do it.


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[Assistant] Three hours and you hear, I mean how fast, do you realize how fast you're going in there?


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[Assistant] Can you realize it's how you just like, like, you know, the whole time, just kind of head back and... I don't know about that. They did say it was loud.


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[Assistant] How's that? That is, you know, I feel like you just come right off of it and just go, what surprised you about it? How loud it was. I thought we were out running, running, out running sound and.


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[Assistant] How quick this podcast go down is pretty quick. What's that? Speed of light. Speed of sound of, uh, that statement wasn't fast enough. People wanted it to end quicker than it started.


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[Assistant] Bread. My mom like bread. My mom loves bread. Yeah.


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[Assistant] M.A.S.H. started in the 70s. Oh yeaah. This is a great time. Have you watched M.A.S.H.?


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[Assistant] I mean, you go after it, like you're, it's your, like it's your west wing.


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[Assistant] So MASH wasn't, was MASH your grandparents West Wing? Do you think?


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[Assistant] Hippie, you know, you think loving, I guess that is the sixties. The seventies is what we had to pay for, for the sixties. That's what someone would say.


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[Assistant] It's what they, they should be. You should, you know, in your twenties, it's about that. Like you should be like, no, we love everything, blah, blah, whatever. And then you, you hit your forties, you become an adult and you go, no, no, no, I'm a kid. We have responsibilities. Like it shifts and it should shift. That's a problem now. I think people don't shift.


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[Assistant] They just stay. I think people are getting older and they're, and they're not having kids and they're 30 and they're, you know, and so they're, they still get the mindset of a 20 year old, but they're 30.


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[Assistant] And like that's, you know, you're kind of like, oh, it's like talking. It's not someone that just, you know, that's like, no, you gotta be a grown up adult. You gotta have responsibilities. And people are having kids now in the mid thirties. I mean, you know, I was, uh, I was probably early thirties. Uh, but like they, but like now it's like people are, you know, people don't happen short.


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[Assistant] So then if you don't have children, like you're what, if you don't have a family, you don't have like, and not saying things wrong or bad about this, but your, your like desires can be way different than, you know, it's like, you can like, sometimes people can be obsessed with Twitter, you know, older than they should be. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Versus someone that's like, I got four kids, I don't even know if Twitter exists. And that person, they live different lives.


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[Assistant] This person can't, everything's the worst day ever. How's everything going wrong? How do these people doing all this stuff? And then this person, the family is like, I don't even, I'm barely surviving multiple jobs. And that thing, you gotta think about those people. People forget about those people and they like talk for, you know, the thirties.


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[Assistant] But it is pretty interesting. I think that stuff's sh-switching, for sure. Back then, I mean, people have kids that, you know, my parents were 23 when I was born.


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[Assistant] That's what you, that's what you did. And that's completely changed him.


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[Assistant] You don't like them. No, they're great. Nah, I'm just joking. That's fine dude, you don't like them.


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[Assistant] The greatest hits. If that doesn't tell bands something, then I don't know what does.


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[Assistant] What does it tell them? That's why we want to hear your greatest hits. Play your greatest hits. That's the greatest, you know, it's like, yeah, go out there, play the hits, baby.


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[Assistant] Well, cause the sentence you're using probably requires the...


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[Assistant] Because they were like, you're going to have to say the in front of it every time. So we'll do the work for you. Where eagles are going, no, you got to do the V.


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[Assistant] And you're like, why don't you do it? And they go, no, no, no, no, we don't do it. The Beatles are like, no, we're doing it for you. We already type it in, the Beatles.


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[Assistant] That's what I would say about Liverpool. Is it, what is Liverpool? I just know it's a soccer team. It's a town. It's a city. Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird name. I like it. Liverpool. You know, that's a crazy. Oh, it is weird. Yeah. What do you think?


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[Assistant] If it wasn't for, and that's where he's from. Paul McCartney? Yeah. And if he'd in the, yeah, I mean that, yeah. People could get upset about, you know, kids coming over from Liverpool, put your wallet away. Like that sounds like a town that would be, and then they got a great soccer team now, right? Or a famous one, I don't know. Yeah, big one. And then Paul McCartney.


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[Assistant] Probably a bunch of others though. So now they're doing real good. Now who's who? Liverpool's like, yeah, turn it around on you.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. So no, I did, when I did, uh, I did Joe Walsh's 70th birthday. Uh, but I think I've talked about that on here.


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[Assistant] But with Joe, it was Joe's 70th birthday and they, uh, and I performed and it was sitting right in the front. I mean, there were everywhere, like, like it was a lot of super famous people there. And then, uh, it was Joe Walsh, Ringo Starr, uh, were sitting right up front. That's the only people that performed on the show.


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[Assistant] He did, I did stand up and then they both played and that was the show. And it was at this small kind of thing and they just, you know, had fun. Did you bury him? I brought the heat. They did not know. So Joe's a fan of comedy and, uh, and likes comedy, but I don't think people really knew that I was supposed to be doing this show.


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[Assistant] And so, I mean, I went up and it's funny as I did the dead horse joke.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I was doing it and you feel like you're in a, you're in a place with kind of like.


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[Assistant] You know, people that are real animal activists. And so I'm just talking about this horse being dead and he was just like kind of tight. Like they're like, what are you doing?


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[Assistant] And then when I said it was alive, the relief that was felt.


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[Assistant] And then, then after that the set was good. And then, uh, but it was like, they didn't know, uh, they didn't know, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't, like, they didn't know me. Like, you know, Joe just was like, I want you to perform it. Like, he likes comedy.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then, and then when you're up there performing, you see Tom Hanks, and you're like...


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, I mean, he's just sitting, you know, I know where he's sitting and like, you're just kind of like, you can't.


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[Assistant] And then I'm looking down and then front row is Ringo Starr with the glasses and Joe Walsh and Brad Paisley and Paul Allen.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, uh, Drew, uh, Carrie was there, uh, Richard Lewis was there. They were very nice to me afterwards. They were like, they were like, man, I couldn't believe you went up and did this. It was great. But I mean, I was like.


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[Assistant] Why would I not do it? Like, if I was them, I wouldn't do it, but, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, there was a lot of, uh, crazy, it was, yeah, it was, it was awesome. And then we just hung out and talked to Tom Hanks and his wife Rita afterwards for a long time. They were very, very cool and nice. And then talked to Joe and, uh, yeah, it's kind of crazy. That's awesome. Yeah. One of the craziest gigs I've ever, I've


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[Assistant] No, it's not gonna be that. It's gotta be obvious. What's like a 70s movie that's completely obvious?


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't just say that. Star Wars. Star Wars. Oh. Yep. I don't think that's that obvious.


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[Assistant] He thought Halloween was over, Star Wars and Jo-


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[Assistant] Barely got in the seventies, but then we really shined in the eighties and then we went down and now we're back alone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't remember. I remember him, I think he was already like sick or like, what did he have? Uh, Parkinson's.


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[Assistant] You know, let's say, look at like Michael J. Fox. Like you think, uh, which I mean, it's like eighties. Like how many people don't remember him before Parkinson's? It's just kind of crazy. You know him before Parkinson?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Room on the Jungle is the one that had the most views. I mean, that's so crazy. That's where, that's too, when you got to look at like the famous, kind of the most famous thing is that kind of thing. Like even like, uh, when a billion people are watching, dude, like that's just.


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[Assistant] That's a, that's a lot. Everybody knows that person. Yeah. I mean, that's a lot. Over a billion. That's, I mean, no one watches that.


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[Assistant] Uh, just kind of things, right? It moves or crazy kind of thing. Yeah. Maybe that's the number one. If you're listening, it's when he's got his hands on the rope and, uh, and he's in the corner and he just dodges all the punches. I mean, maybe.


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[Assistant] That's a professional boxer. Is that Joe Frazier? That's George Foreman. It's George Foreman. It's not like it's just a dude.


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[Assistant] It's the second behind, like we would argue, the second greatest boxer of all time. And he just lets, he puts his hands down.


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[Assistant] And then just says, and he gets him in a quarter and he goes, just try to hit me. And he dodges every one.


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[Assistant] I mean, is there a better, like, athletic?


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[Assistant] But yea, like Foreman like, just, he starts shaking and then Foreman like kind of gets tired and backs off.


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[Assistant] I mean that's crazy. So much for me goes, well this isn't working. I've got him in a corner. He's just in a corner. A man is in a corner and his hands are down and I can't, and I'm a


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[Assistant] One of the greatest athletes of all time, and I can't hit this man in the face.


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[Assistant] Still talk about it. I mean, is it the, yeah, they could be like, is it the worst? 50,000 people showed up. We thought 20. So that's basically, if it had been double, I got more than double with one game. We don't even need to do the second game. We didn't need the second game. Maybe it's the best. Maybe it's the best. And it's the most talked about. We're still talking about it today.


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[Assistant] The fact that you're allowed to do this stuff back there, it's so crazy to even think to go, they go, yeah, yeah, we're just having them throw their records out on the field. We'll burn them. And we'll burn them on the field in between the double header. And then they go.


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[Assistant] I don't know how many people were alive then, but... I mean, how many people were watching their show?


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[Assistant] They don't ever do it by people. I just don't know what the breakdown is.


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[Assistant] Uh, Ron Howard, yea, sneaky career. Sneaky, great, great career. Andy Griffith, happy days, and director. Yea. And a, uh, like a major director. One of the best. And his daughter is now a big time director. Huge actress, yea. Yea. Directors.


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[Assistant] For like, you know, you get options, like when you, when you cast a show, like, all right, here's the people you can go try to ask for. But she was someone that like, you just had to offer her the role. Like that's the only thing she would have. The Mandalorian.


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[Assistant] It's literally a couple. Sorry. But it's pretty, it's only been on two seasons and I guess that's not good enough.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know. Just the voice. Just the voice. Okay.


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[Assistant] I guess we're done. Is there, is there not, like, that was it? It's just more of that stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's like, yeah, well, they get to go. That's the bad part. They're like, yeah, no, everybody survived. You're like, I mean, a large number of people died, like, because of the radiation cancer, like a few years later. But I mean, the day that happened.


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[Assistant] We're at the store the next day. Which is one of the major problems we found out for the amount of people that died.


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[Assistant] Looking back now is a huge mistake we made because this is why so many people have not survived. Seventies. Pretty gruesome.


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[Assistant] Maybe we could have looked at it with a little funner outlook on this, you know? Is there fun stuff?


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[Assistant] I'm headlining. Headlining. Chicago Zanies. First club ever, uh, went up.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, uh, Rain Check Tour, Grand Ole Opry, it's closed solely out here in Nashville, and we added a bunch of shows and...


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[Assistant] Los Angeles, uh, Pittsburgh. So, uh, yeah, go to the website and yeah, we will see you next week. All right. Bye.


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[Assistant] No, it just hurts real bad. I don't even think I really have gout. So I don't know if I know exactly.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think we're the only country where the police are as armed as...


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[Assistant] They have to have something. Look, they got people that can come in, but like, just do regular beats.


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[Assistant] Most police officers in Scotland don't carry guns. There you go. How do they do it? Well, you have to read.


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[Assistant] What's the next step? You go from Tennessee to America. Oh yeah. Are you the world's best comedian?


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[Assistant] And then a couple other that got destroyed right away, but we did a few. Yeah. Drop it a grain of salt.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. A grain of rice on the ground. Yeaah. All that. Okay, I remember. Good stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, typical of the city of Bologna.


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[Assistant] Might be. Might be. I don't know, I think it's actually a more common name than...


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[Assistant] I meant it's more common than you'd think.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But guess who's on that show.


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[Assistant] I think about it quite, oh, it's on the most. I think Steve Harvey is the best host of any game show ever. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think he's so good. He's so good that the show became personality driven when he took over. The last two guys are fine. It was the John O'Hurley, Seinfeld. But Steve Harvey's so funny that the show changed. It's just a good time. Well who was the first one? One of them died.


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[Assistant] No, I'm kidding. Uh, was it? Yea, he's a guy, yea, he would kiss everybody. Yea.


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[Assistant] It's like, and the only time people talk about Jeopardy.


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[Assistant] Well, which one is it? West, West Wing's a better show, but Family Feud is... I would think they're two different things. Yeaah, they're kinda, I put it, they're in two different worlds in my head. Yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. You know, one is a serious show, the other is just fun garbage television.


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[Assistant] That went on and a bunch of people were like, we auditioned and didn't get it. Cause I've been asking people that I just want to know how you, that's what I always ask is how did you decide who to bring?


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[Assistant] I think, so I think it's five total, right? Five total. So you get it and you pick the four that you audition with.


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[Assistant] I've heard people argue me, for Family Feud, you don't necessarily want somebody who's the smartest in your family. Because the object of the game is to guess what ordinary people would pick, which by definition, you would be the perfect.


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[Assistant] That's the best when somebody gets called up on it and they're just so excited to be there. That's the best feeling.


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[Assistant] Did you ever see that guy, he's like, he's a sailor, so it's...


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[Assistant] He's on the, he's on the Showcase Showdown and, and the package is like a living room set.


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[Assistant] I think of maybe a four wheeler and then like a trip to Destin, Florida and he, he's like $250,000 and everyone's like


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[Assistant] Did you say two hundred fifty th- two hundred fifty dollars? Two hundred fifty thousand. And Bob Barker goes, I'm gonna let you, uh, try that again. And he goes, okay, okay, okay.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeaah. Actually went up right after. At JFL. That's very funny. I've never seen this.


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[Assistant] That's hilarious. I had no idea. Yeah, she's a really funny comic.


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[Assistant] I like to think Bob Barker goes back there, tell me doc, is she, is she ever going to be able to wear a swimsuit again? And then like, probably not. I have to find a new beauty.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he would have like 50 grand and be like, all right, make it a true daily double, like wager it all on the daily.


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[Assistant] I watched a whole video about his buzzer technique too.


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[Assistant] You know, if you watch Jeopardy, it's the people that don't know what they're doing. They're the ones very aggressively hitting that buzzer every time. And if you watch him, he's got his arms folded across his chest and you never see his fingers. He's just casually pressing the button.


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[Assistant] And he, he read some book about how to beat the buzzer. When exactly to push it. And that, that's, he attributes that to his success too.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I don't know how it works exactly. I think you have to wait till the, till the...


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[Assistant] It's done being read, the answer. Like exactly. So you set the time based on Alex Trebek's cadence and everything. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] I think a kid had a tough time with it and it was being paraded around on the news shows and then Jeopardy was like, well, we can't just.


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[Assistant] Pretend that's not a rule. You have to spell it. That's a big part of it.


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[Assistant] He was at that. He says he remembers it happening.


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[Assistant] Isn't that crazy? Lincoln's assassination was just two dudes away from you.


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[Assistant] It feels like it's so long ago. It's two guys away from you.


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[Assistant] It's crazy to guess that when, when the hint is just phrase. You know, it's not, you know.


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[Assistant] Final answer? That's a big one. That came from that show, right?


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[Assistant] So they were using it in the late, looks like it's used in the late 80s, but I think


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[Assistant] Part of, part of the thing was they had to explain in the OJ trial, they had to explain like what this is. It was like a new, it was that new of a thing.


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[Assistant] That they had to describe what DNA is and all that stuff. Pretty crazy. Now it's just so DNA is everywhere. Yeaah. You know?


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[Assistant] Before that, you just put it in a bottle and threw it in the air and just hope somebody.


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[Assistant] Now I'm thinking, I would, I do great on a celebrity jeopardy.


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[Assistant] Cause all the- Kids jeopard- kids jeopardy. Not the kid- the kids one, but celebrities are a little harder than the kids. Yeah, the questions are easier. Oh. When it's celebrities.


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[Assistant] So I feel like a God playing along with that. And then the regular ones, I, I don't even understand.


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[Assistant] How am I supposed to answer the question before the, and then the whole category is done.


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[Assistant] Like I just understand how it works, then like, ah, they got all...


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[Assistant] It was more, oh right, it was like, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Brian and I played horse this weekend. Oh yeah. He beat me probably 15 straight games of horse. Really? This guy could not miss. I was furious.


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[Assistant] All around the perimeter, man. He was just, he was like, rebounds, draining it.


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[Assistant] And then the light started to go out and I was like, okay, now I'm going to start to win because Brian's obviously my eyes are a little better.


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[Assistant] I was getting mad because Brian, you were even laughing. You were like, I don't know. You were draining every shot. In the zone.


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[Assistant] I mean, honestly, a lot of people wear that stuff because it's one of the Columbine kids. Just the gaff.


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[Assistant] Let's go folks, we don't know. We still don't, this is, uh, we had to pre-record this one so we don't know. It could be over, it could not be over. Podcast could be done. I mean, everybody's dead.


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[Assistant] Still up here, just alone. One day when all of it goes away, I'm alone in a nursing home. Going, let's go, folks.


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[Assistant] Welcome to Dateland, uh, I'm Nate Bargetti, Aaron Weber, Brian Bates, uh, we're here as always, uh, livin' it up, livin' the dream.


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[Assistant] We, uh, uh, yeaah, I dunno, how is it, we had to pre-report this one, so.


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[Assistant] I don't know, do people say that on other places? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, are they just act professional and just do it? I would kinda like not.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, I've done that where I've done stuff where, but you're like pre-taped something for.


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[Assistant] Uh, you're like, we're going to air this. Like you can do an interview sometimes.


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[Assistant] And, like, when the specials come in, and you'll be like, alright, I gotta pre-tape all this, so we'll be like, alright.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, you know, Saturday morning here, you know, and I'm like, Hey, it's crazy Saturday. It's, uh, we just did one, uh, with my.


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[Assistant] It's funny, do they overly try to make it be, wow.


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[Assistant] I got up early this morning and went fishing with, uh, my uncle. I haven't seen him in 25 years. And, uh, we decided to go fishing this morning.


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[Assistant] Just act like it's all, that's what you should do every, if you do any prerecord, it should just, as you started going like, all right, what day is it? Just make sure they tell you, this is going to come out on a Thursday, February 19th. And you go, oh great. And then you just start.


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[Assistant] Happy Valentine's Day. Yeah, we still haven't celebrated yet. We usually do it on February 21, so we're pretty excited. That's in a couple of days now. Uh, this being February 19th, five days after Valentine's Day. Just overly stick with it. Yeah, I like that.


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[Assistant] Alright, today's, uh, y'all bailed on me quick.


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[Assistant] A super old joke, but it never gets old. Still very funny. Just when they do stuff like that. Funny sounds. I wonder if you look up...


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[Assistant] If there's just when we started these comments, you can look up and see if there's like a funny sound or like if ever been played inappropriately or like at the wrong time or, uh, you know, maybe funniest radio sound. I don't know. I don't know. Something to just hammer home.


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[Assistant] We should get a soundboard. Oh, you can have one here.


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[Assistant] The color of the legs, the sofa size and shape to make sure it's perfect for you and your home. It can stand out, which is cool. Color of the legs is pretty crazy. I don't feel like people do that. And that's such a good idea.


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[Assistant] I think we can all agree, no matter what you choose to go with, whether it be Hello Folks or Let's Go Folks, Nate is still going to open up, uh, Nate is still going to open up most of the episodes with What's Up Everybody.


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[Assistant] Well, yeaah, I mean, I think I just, people are talking about some Wikipedias being like, uh, yeaah, everybody says it's not the greatest source of news.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's funny. Daniel Rucker. I believe I know Daniel Rucker.


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[Assistant] I know I know. Uh, Nate, in episode 52, about 20 minutes in, you're talking about nitty gritty.


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[Assistant] But you said knit and gritty. The definition of knitty is an infestation of knits. So you were fine with what you said. It makes sense. If you're looking at it, if you're looking at knitty, it's the small, tiny little knits you're examining of an issue.


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[Assistant] If you're looking at the gritty, you're looking at all the small pieces of gravel and dirt in a problem. So knit and gritty has the same ingredients as nitty gritty. Also the writer who took issue with that phrase called it a cliché, but I think nitty gritty is actually an idiom. Idiom?


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[Assistant] I was thinking idiot. Idiot. Maybe people should just laugh at the jokes.


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[Assistant] What? The jokes? Yeah. All of Daniel Rucker's.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I know he is. 100%. I've known Daniel Rutgers since seventh grade. Oh, really? Yeah. He moved his, uh, his whole family. Uh, he's got a lot of brothers and sisters in there.


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[Assistant] And they moved down the street from us, the Ruckers. When I fell in my special, I think I talked about falling down the cliff, right? Uh, so when my buddies ran up to go get help, the first house they went to is Daniel's Ruckers house and they knocked on his door, but they were just moving.


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[Assistant] Uh, I won the science award in seventh grade. Whoa. Yeah. My name's, I would love if someone's listening at Dupont Hadley in old Hickory. Uh, they put our names on a plaque.


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[Assistant] Uh, my science project. It was something with magnets, because my dad had a bunch of magnets, and so we did magnets, and I remember,


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[Assistant] We, I remember we couldn't go. So I don't think my family believed in, they thought he's good enough for Dupont Hadley, but he's not good enough for it. He's going to get destroyed. And I might've even sent my project just on its own and maybe it got beat or something. I don't know. But I was like, I crushed it as being smart. And then Daniel Rucker came to school.


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[Assistant] And won every single award. Bigger magnets. I mean, yeah, Daniel won. It was very funny. The year before I like won that science award. I always had perfect attendance. And then the next year I just got perfect attendance award. And then Dan, I mean the whole, you know, cause they're giving these awards out the whole, uh,


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[Assistant] The whole time, they were just like, Danny Rucker was like, basically just like, Hey, just stay up.


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[Assistant] And he's the smartest, he's the smartest person I've ever, uh, known.


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[Assistant] Uh, good, what is he doing now? I've seen him, uh, maybe lawyer or something? I don't know. Tell me something super smart that I don't know. Uh, no, they live in Michigan. I'll see them when I come to Michigan.


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[Assistant] Uh, poof, nah, I don't remember, I kind of- Notre Dame? No, bro, he could've, he could've went anywhere. I think he got, I'm gonna be making Daniel sing, I think he got almost a perfect score on the ACT. And the reason he did it is because he ended up missing a line.


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[Assistant] From what I remember, he like, you know, like sometimes if you, you answer a question to 20, but you fill it in 19. So he accidentally does that on the last like.


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[Assistant] So maybe that's qualified for Notre Dame. Maybe if you can't, if you do stuff like that, they don't want you.


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[Assistant] You get them correctly, but then you, you know, you're off of. Yeah. Which for me, my ACT, they were, you know, I didn't, I didn't just fill most of it out. The difference. So Daniel Rucker, the reason I can't read and stuff is because Daniel Rucker came in my life and took all my glory. And then he's off living it up.


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[Assistant] Smartest person ever. Alright, Danny O'Rourke.


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[Assistant] If, yeah, well if someone, no, no, if they're defending me.


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[Assistant] So I'm at a family reunion talking to one of my wife's cousins and I mentioned a podcast I listened to where a guy had squirrels attack his fuel lines on his car.


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[Assistant] Is it about squirrels? Fuel lines? It's not about it. It's about none of that. That's just one of the things that happens.


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[Assistant] Bringing people together. Family members. That's what we're about. Thomas Buchart. Burkhart. Sorry.


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[Assistant] Nate, I love this special. I've been a fan since yelled at by a clown. I am from Tennessee, but have been stationed around the world for the last 17 years with the Air Force and your comedy makes me feel like I'm back home. I am not a sneaker head, but I love a great looking shoe and my wife would say I buy too many.


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[Assistant] I have to know what pair of Nikes you had on in this special and if your wife has a coupon. Love the podcast. Give Aaron and brisket my best.


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[Assistant] Uh, they're Air Max. Uh, I usually wear Air Maxes. Uh, and, uh, I don't know where we got them.


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[Assistant] So there's your answer. My wife still has a coupon though. Uh, I don't, you know what? I've, I've thought about it, but I didn't think I'd get ridiculed.


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[Assistant] I would put what I wore on everything. I get asked a lot. Like about the shoes, about.


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[Assistant] It could be shoes, watch, jacket, everything. And people, people, there's a guy asking about my shoes that I wore in Tennessee kid.


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[Assistant] And I keep telling them, these are just a kind of Nike Air Max's, that's all they are.


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[Assistant] And you could, uh, you could design them exactly like that.


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[Assistant] Design, but anybody can design Air Max. It's not like I'm going to a guy. Uh, someone can, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, design them. Uh, but I have, I've had a stylist, a stylist dresses me for that. Amber. She's, uh, she does a lot. She does Dan and Shay. She does Shay, her boy Shay, but she dresses, you know, like a crazy person.


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[Assistant] But he's a rock star. And that's what they, he's from Arkansas, so he's never seen nice clothes. And so when he goes to a store, he's like, what is it?


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[Assistant] Uh, Ryan Malone, uh, he is dead, but when we'd be at Walmart, when it's time to leave, he'd just whistle real loud. That's how we would know it's time to go. Like we're talking about whistling, like he'd be like, we go into Walmart and he had to go get stuff. So we were allowed to go run and.


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[Assistant] It's a little flashy I think for what I do for stand up.


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[Assistant] You know, that's the only issue. You know, picking what you wear for stand up, it's kind of a, it's a, cause you got, you want to look good, but you don't want to be, it doesn't need to be too much.


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[Assistant] I mean, it depends on your act, uh, what your act is. If your act fits, uh,


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[Assistant] It could fit something. I've got, like, what I'm wearing on this tour, like, uh, what I'm gonna wear on this tour. This was the first kind of tour I'm doing where I've, like, actually got a few different outfits. Uh, and it's, you know, I don't know, it's kind of fun. It's fun to do and, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know, you can mix it up. I mean, I, before this, I mean, you're trying to, I'm trying not to just, I'm like, what's the least? I like zipped up jackets sometimes, uh, and then, uh,


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[Assistant] So I'm just, sometimes you're trying to find the least amount of stuff I gotta bring, but it's like you would just wear your show stuff so you look nice on stage and, you know.


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[Assistant] And I do get a, and people ask, so it's working. You know, that's what they ask about the, your beard, haircut, you got your beard cut. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You let it go. You let it go? Do you still go back to him?


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[Assistant] You traveled to a different town. Yeah. Why'd you do that?


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[Assistant] So you took your chances. I took my chances. Your big day, yeaah, your big debut of the, the Just For Laughs. Uh, we gotta hope this hair doesn't pre-air before the announcement. But your big day, you get a supercuts haircut?


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[Assistant] Someone said that once where I, uh, they, cause they said, I thought you don't wear a hat on stage, but I could post the Instagram story, but I was doing soundcheck. I wear it on soundcheck.


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[Assistant] Maybe sometimes, but not, not, not a ton of times. I don't, I usually, uh, uh, I try not to, just cause it does that, it hides your eyes. Uh, I tell a lot of jokes with my eyes, but I think you're more of a physical guy.


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[Assistant] Uh, as is the most hats, every picture is a hat. I wear hats a lot. I don't wear them on, you can't find one where I'm on stage.


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[Assistant] Hey, fair enough, dude. Super consistent. I wear it outside and in interviews.


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[Assistant] I can think of one picture where I have a hat on stage and there's an actual reason for that. Where on the back of my album, I'm on stage indoors with a hat on or be yelled by a clown. But it's cause I had LASIK, which I talked about in a special.


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[Assistant] On the back of this album, I'm wearing a hat and I, oh, go down. Right there.


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[Assistant] Right there. So that's on the back of the album. I think that picture is the head on. And I'm almost positive. Uh, is it that one?


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[Assistant] Maybe there's a multiple. Maybe I, you know what, I'll be honest with you, maybe I do wear a hat on stage a lot. Uh, no, I don't know if that's the picture on the back of the album, but the one I have on the back of the album, I have to, I was wearing a hat because I had LASIK and the lights were, I mean, I just had LASIK and so the lights were killing my eyes.


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[Assistant] Yannis, Yannis and Jesse would, uh, alright. So, uh, Austin Fitzsimmons, I feel like you guys should start doing the Sonic commercials.


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[Assistant] I'd love that. Oh yea, the ones that sit in the car? Yea.


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[Assistant] And we're like, I guess, yeah, that'd be cool. And then she comes to the empty spot and tosses you and you just boom. Didn't even know what happened.


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[Assistant] When you go to a drive through, when you're driving a car and you go to the drive through, do you order out of the back window?


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[Assistant] They expect the front to roll up and then they just throw that back and they're like, we're getting, oh. Uh, who's driving? I'm driving. I think Shaq would have to do it. He has to do that.


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[Assistant] He has to sit, yea. Shane Etheridge, I'm wondering if there are any jokes any of you guys have regretted doing after the fact because it doesn't fit who you are now.


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[Assistant] Uh, I've had some stuff. I've had some jokes where I was like, think like me, uh, I have some, I think I've had some jokes, some dark jokes, like, uh, I forget one's on like laugh factory and I regret doing it. I don't even want to say, uh, someone could find it.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I was like, yeah, yeah, sorry. Like I, I was like, I don't have control over that video. The video's up. And, uh, but I was like, but I don't do that joke, obviously. Like it was like, you know, just kind of very mean spirited joke. So I don't like that one.


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[Assistant] I think everybody knows which ones. Uh, I think everybody listens to the album. Uh, there's no, yeah, there is definitely some, yeah, old, you have some old jokes here. Yeah. I mean, I used to do real dumb ones.


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[Assistant] Nate, I noticed, uh, that you tend to start your sets with some variation of, alright, this is it, we're doing it. Is that kind of the, like, the comedy version of your pre-shot waggle and golf?


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[Assistant] Uh, kind of, yeaah. It was, it was kind of started with just letting an audience hear my voice. So, if, uh, it was, it was when I would go on stage and, you know, you're a friend of you that don't know you, uh, and I've got to get them into my rhythm.


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[Assistant] I found it being very, the quickest way for me to do it without wasting a joke was to go, all right, this is it. All right, we're doing it. It's happening. And I still do it now.


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[Assistant] Uh, some of it's just to get it started, you know, and it's, it's just, you can hear me, I talk, my rhythm, you hear just that little sentence, and then I can start my first joke and I'll end that first joke will work.


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[Assistant] Otherwise, sometimes your first joke doesn't really work because they're kind of like, what? People are kind of confused about something, your voice or something. Did you say his name? Matt Crone. Matt Crony.


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[Assistant] Or crony. Depends if the E is silent or not. I bet it's crone. Yea. And I bet a lot of people go, Matt crony! And he goes, here.


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[Assistant] Michael Marks. I just want to say thank you for Nate. Thank you to Nate for his comments before the 1970s episode regarding drinking. The way he put it as it was just wasting too much time really hit home with me. I am 32 years old with two young kids. I definitely don't have a drinking problem, but I really wanted to cut down.


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[Assistant] Hearing Nate and then reading Alan Carsey's way has changed things for me. I just completed my first week completely free of alcohol and I absolutely love it.


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[Assistant] Waking up with energy is amazing. My life, my wife laughed at me yesterday and said, all it took for you to stop drinking was this comedian who you think is God apparently. Love you guys and the podcast. Again, I'm waiting to see Nate in Saginaw in November. Hopefully I'll be several months alcohol free then. And then we can, you know what, Michael, meaning maybe


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[Assistant] Most time when people don't, it's like you don't, you don't have a, not everybody's drinking problems are the same. They're not all hiding. I've seen people. I remember, I think I talked about it at the time I worked at the water company.


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[Assistant] Uh, there's a, uh, when I first worked there a long time ago, this guy I knew was, uh, an alcoholic. First time I really saw it up close. And he would drink here in the day, he'd come to work drunk, uh, like, I mean 6 a.m. So you're like, oh, he didn't sleep.


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[Assistant] And he's just been drinking and he's, there was times he'd show up there and you're like, you shouldn't have drove dude. Like you should have called me and like, I don't know how you came to work.


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[Assistant] Uh, we were in a trailer park once. I think I talked about Dusty cause he was in trailer park, reading water meters and he was drunk and he got real mad at me and threw a shoe at me in the trailer park. Like we just looked like we belonged there and we were like reading the water meters.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I remember him and seeing that. And so there's that. And so people think, I don't have a drinking problem. And so they, but that's what they think it is. They think drinking is just like this. Oh, you gotta be, uh, I need to be drinking during the day and I need to be, you know, all this kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Uh, but sometimes it's, uh, it's not that it's just like you're around alcohol too much and you're drinking just enough to.


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[Assistant] Michael, just stick with it. There'll be times you'll think, you know, you definitely miss it.


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[Assistant] You only want the first drink. You only want the first drink. You only want the drink when everybody goes, all right, cheers everybody. That's the only one you want. Once you get past that, you don't want anything else. Everything else is a nightmare. Everything else after that gets a couple of problems.


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[Assistant] Nah, I'm not a big fan of them. Uh, I've never liked them.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's every single, you can't even sit down with everybody. You know, you're like, what's it been? Last Wednesday we got together, it was one more time and you're like, oh, and you're like, oh, I guess, okay. Yeah. Glad we're together.


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[Assistant] You got to take a drink. I got to hit the table and do like, like I'm an Irish, uh, fiddler on the roof. Just let me.


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[Assistant] Too many toasts. Too many toasts. It got out of control. Cheersing. It got out of control.


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[Assistant] Cheers. Cheers everybody. Cheers. Cheers. And you're like, I don't mind cheers-ing.


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[Assistant] After something, there's, there's the time for it. Yea, it's gotta be, there's gotta be a reason. There's gotta be a reason. You gotta be doing something. It kinda slipped into, you know.


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[Assistant] It's uh, free wings at Fridays. And they're like, huh? Every Friday we meet here. Tony Florio.


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[Assistant] When I asked how often they worked out, he said they never did once.


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[Assistant] This went on for at least six months. I still laugh, uh, still laugh when I think about these guys just showing up a couple times a week at this gym cleaning it and then leaving. That's very funny.


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[Assistant] To be, cause it sounds like a great deal. You're like, oh yeah, dude, we will work out. But then you would get to a point where you go, dude, I'm there already twice a week. I don't want to go to my place of work. And you're like, but your work is what's, is how you're.


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[Assistant] And just to, for six, I mean, just that guy, who gave him that deal, that's so good.


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[Assistant] Six months, you got your gym cleaned and then you're like, do the guys work out? You're like, I don't think so. I only see them when they come into work. That's very.


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[Assistant] Well, think of the play fitness that you quit. It's a pretty big. I know.


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[Assistant] Maybe this is a small gym. I'm sure it's a small gym if they work out a deal. Like it's like a guy.


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[Assistant] This feels like they were young when they did it. Like, you know what I mean? Like I would imagine if they're not, that's even better. If they end up being like, no, they were in their thirties. I would love that. But this feels like they're 16, 17 and they, you know, then they go there and.


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[Assistant] You know, they probably don't really have a job and so like, it's, it was nice to go do something.


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[Assistant] But it's funny that they, that guy got free. Nate, the worst word I butchered- Chris Radcliffe. Oh, Chris Radcliffe. Nate, the worst word I butchered while reading out loud was horse divorce. Or derves. Or derves. Uh.


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[Assistant] And then he goes, oh, specialize, specialize in horse divorces. So they get divorced a lot more than you think. Imagine what?


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[Assistant] Cause that's what they'd be serving at a horse divorce party. Upscale. Upscale.


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[Assistant] You know, if you don't say, what is it, or, uh, or derbs, how did they get to that? Do you think anybody says that word correctly the first time they see it?


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[Assistant] Oh, I guess duvres. I could have said horse-de-do-uvres. Horse-do-vres. Excuse me, would you like any horse-do-vres, please? Uh oh. I will. You know what? I don't mind if I do.


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[Assistant] This is horse? This is horse. No, no, no. It's pigs in the blank. What's the matter? You don't need any cutlery for this. What's the matter? You don't need any.


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[Assistant] Cut Larry. Cut Larry. You don't need Cut Larry for this. This is horse divorce. What do we got going here, you know? This is uh, civilestation.


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[Assistant] Horse divorce, cut layering.


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[Assistant] Alan Meeks. Brian, thanks for keeping the dress code business casual.


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[Assistant] Nate and Aaron look as though they have games to coach after the show. Love the show and hilarious banter.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Alan. That sounds like a guy that would be on board of your dressing.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, we dress, I do dress like, I dress up when we play golf. You got a normal shirt on. A t-shirt on today, yeah.


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[Assistant] Today's not the day to, how you let Alan Meeks down. I'll tell you that. Alan Meeks finally gets, he's coming, gets read, he goes, ah, and then look at, and he looks over breakfast, across the breakfast table and sees this.


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[Assistant] What is this from? Why are we doing this? Why are you dressed like this?


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[Assistant] So just Michael Jordan, Kobe meant more to you than Michael Jordan.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's interesting, uh, I always say like, I was never the big Kobe fan and Jordan fan, but I felt like I was, if you were,


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[Assistant] And then there's people that are LeBron's everything and they don't even remember Kobe or Jordan. And so everybody has their thing, but I feel like you always miss, I kind of came back on LeBron, uh, because I, just my age, like it was like, I saw Jordan.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then when Kobe came, I was kinda like, alright, I'm kinda...


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[Assistant] Not paying attention to it like I was about Jordan. So I didn't really pay attention to Kobe too much. I mean, I remember Kobe and Shaq playing and all that. Uh, and then I kind of came back to LeBron. I was like ready for like that again where I'm like, all right, I'm ready to devote my time to like a guy. It's like, you just, like you skip.


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[Assistant] Uh, Moses Malone was the first one and then it didn't happen again. I mean, look up, like, there might have been like some, yeah, it might have been Cameron Garnett was the first.


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[Assistant] And Kobe was the next year. And Kobe was the next year. Kobe and Jermaine O'Neal.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, do we know a good crew then after that, it just kind of started and it was like Tracy McGrady. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Then Al Harrington, Richard Lewis, all those guys are big names, Darius Miles.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think they were all big names, but they all did kind of big stuff.


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[Assistant] You know, I just, uh, who, oh no, he went to Ohio State, the guy, Greg Oden. I saw him in Vegas. I've seen him twice. Like, uh, I forget, somewhere else too, like out and about.


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[Assistant] Well, he's, uh, I mean, he just made a ton of money and just got hurt and feel ter- he'd feel terrible, but he made a ton of money, dude. Like, uh. So he went one, right? And Durant went two? Yeaah. Yeaah. They just never-


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[Assistant] He played in the big three too. But a lot of athletes, you see them and then they...


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[Assistant] Like they, you're like, John Rahm is 26 years old, uh, as a golfer. And I thought he doesn't look, you're like, God, I think it's so young. Like, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] He just, yeaah, tested positive for COVID again and out of the Olympics. Did he really?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. He missed, they pulled him from that one tournament. I saw that. He goes and wins the US Open, then goes to the Olympics. Test positive again.


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[Assistant] You're like, COVID might just be a John Rahm problem. It's not, it's a no one else problem.


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[Assistant] Uh, yep, we went to, uh, their, didn't they have a championship game?


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[Assistant] I was a uh, Washington football team fan. Really? Yea, and I never said the rest. Even then, you called him that all the time. I knew, I felt it as I played with a...


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[Assistant] Donaldson Warrior on the side of my helmet. I played for the Warriors. I like the Redskins because they, my helmet, my year or two I played football was the, we had Redskin colors and all that stuff. So like our helmets were like Warriors.


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[Assistant] But like, because of that, we watched, uh, there's yours over here.


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[Assistant] Just remotely not appropriate, y'all just, you know.


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[Assistant] I mean close to starting, well I started in 2003. I moved to Chicago in 02, so. That was well into my career in 99.


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[Assistant] I watched, uh, PTI and they talked, like they had the Spiders. They had another team called the Spiders. Yeah. It was like an old baseball team. So it was like, why would you not just take that? And you're like, Spiders is actually a pretty cool name. But I was thinking about it. I could see, they could say the Spiders and we'd be like, well, that's stupid. You're probably going to get everything. But Guardians doesn't, uh.


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[Assistant] Me and Michael both, we've already done the show. I got Michael to start back.


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[Assistant] Guardians does feel, I don't think I like it cause it's like, is, is, you're stopping the Indian thing because you're trying to, it's like alright, you're being, you're trying to be nice and polite. So then Guardians feels like.


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[Assistant] You're trying to be like, so now we're the guardians. Like it's, it's kind of, you're like, all right, dude, just be.


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[Assistant] I think this guy gets it. You know what? Turns out, it's my podcast, and my team, and I can do whatever I want.


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[Assistant] I was about to say I like that one. You like that one? It's different. It's different.


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[Assistant] Sounds are great. I love the sounds name. Sounds.


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[Assistant] What, uh, what's the construction look like? We're doing bigger seats for sure. We know our audiences.


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[Assistant] We can't be squeezing everybody in. Uh, it had the room to hold 2,000, but we did 800 comfortably.


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[Assistant] And you don't even get out of your chair and you just throw the first pitch and then they just drive you off.


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[Assistant] It'd be, they should do a show, they should have a team that's four, just the larger folk. Yeah. They're just big.


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[Assistant] No, Washington. Washington Huskies. Corn Huskers. Corn Huskers. Washington Huskies. Now that's like the wolf, right? I know, but it's also Huskies. Kind of big, they're big over there is what basically.


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[Assistant] What if they should let other states pick the team name? Do they go, what do you think of?


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it never really took off. And I, uh. They still have one in Opry Mills? Uh, no, I don't think so. I don't think so. But it was like a fun.


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[Assistant] It was like Hard Rock everything. They kind of put them, they put them everywhere. They went after it dude. I mean they went everywhere.


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[Assistant] It's tough to make it in this city. Yeah, the thing was like, uh,


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[Assistant] It was like it's fun. You're like, yeah, that's cool. And then you go to it once and then you're like, I don't need to ever go again.


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[Assistant] And that place has been there forever. Yeah. I feel like my whole life. On Broadway down there? Yeah, since the 90s. Yeah. Maybe because of our music, so it kind of works out that it's like, it's, I mean, it is prime location.


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[Assistant] I forget it's even there. It's just like, you never hear about it. Well, cause there's a parking lot in front of it, which is crazy. And there's usually not that. Uh, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that's crazy. All right. I don't know how local we need to get on this.


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[Assistant] Saved by the bill. Yeah. Nineties. Uh, yeah, I remember.


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[Assistant] We used to watch the show. I don't, I think it was airing live then. Would it come out on Saturdays?


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[Assistant] Uh, so I remember Saved by the Bell, Dawson's Creek, TV shows a lot. Uh, I remember the Titans coming here and going to a game and they played the Redskins at Vanderbilt. Uh, uh.


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[Assistant] No, I remember, so, or my buddy Ryan Malone is a Steelers fan still. And I remember he was like, it was like kind of a debate. Do you trade your, do you go for your home team or do you stick with your


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[Assistant] You know, like that you kind of grew up a fan. And, uh, and I, but I, I was like, I was pretty like, I was like, you can't not cheer for her. It's hard for your home. Uh, he's still a stewardess fan though, but he was a diehard stewardess fan. And then, uh, and he was a stewardess fan because of Andy.


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[Assistant] Cause their colors were similar as far as like black and yellow. And it's like, all right, I'll just be a serious fan. So he's a big serious fan. Uh, you had to pick teams like,


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[Assistant] Oh, so many people did that. I mean, you've probably got so many cowboy fans or, you know, it's all this random stuff. Some of these games people could see. Uh, so yeah, so I remember. But then I became a, uh, Titans fan. And now, now we're all in. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So I remember, I do remember OJ. I don't remember it as much as everybody does. I always like think about that because I wish I did. Like, you know, I remember it all happening. I remember doing, but I just don't think I was, was it 95?


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[Assistant] There, uh, uh, I remember, like, but you know, I was like, so 94, 95, I had to be 15, 14, 15, you know, you're just not, you don't have the, uh, what is it, the wear-a-thaw?


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[Assistant] Is that it? I think wherewithal works.


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[Assistant] I don't think I had the wherewithal to think this is, I remember it being on, my parents watching it, but like you're.


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[Assistant] The presence of mind, you, you gotta realize you have no, you're not on the internet, you're not on all this stuff, you're not checking, blah, blah, blah, all these things. So you're just kinda like, you go outside, you're just like, you live in just your town, and you're, and nothing's around, and you're just like, I live, I'm playing my buddies.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. OJ's sneaky, like, played old. Like, uh, like an old time player. Like you think OJ, cause he's, he's been so famous just with everything. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think, I think we all say naked. Yeaah. That's very southern. Yeaah. You say naked? Naked, naked gun. Naked is how regular, you know, city folk. I probably say naked. You probably say naked.


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[Assistant] I probably, I probably split the difference. Where are we going? Naked gun movies. We're going to go over to the movie theater and watch the naked gun movies. What's that?


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[Assistant] I don't do it, I can't say, old is one of my words I can't say on stage. Cause I had a joke about that.


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[Assistant] Uh, not that, I changed it, well I forget what the word, but I couldn't say ol'.


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[Assistant] I'd say motor oil, just so if I go, I could go change the oil. People are like, they don't know. They don't, they, they go, what?


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[Assistant] You would see it like on- On the news? Yea, like on the news or on TV. It's going on.


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[Assistant] Career wise, gotta be done. Gotta be somewhat out of the limelight. OJ had been done longer.


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[Assistant] Absolutely. I mean like some big, yeaah, the big trials now, I'm trying to think of the last big, was it Casey Anthony? Uh.


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[Assistant] There's something different about, like that's like, some of those are like, uh, the times we're in and blah blah, that kind of stuff. I understand that. And there's a difference between like, this kind of like, it's like, uh,


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[Assistant] There's a soap opera-y feel to this kind of- There were so many- I mean it's brutal because it's a child, but it kind of does have it where it's got-


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[Assistant] You know, there's all these, you just, the news are just all over. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Cause they were, cause Nancy Kerrigan was huge.


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[Assistant] She was hurt, right? Completely out of the Olympics? I don't even remember. I feel like she competed.


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[Assistant] I think she can, I can't remember the time between the- It's so crazy dude. When it first happened, I think I do remember it being like,


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[Assistant] Nancy, like they, first they're like, who did this? We didn't know. And then it was just like, oh, it's the other skater. And that's like a, I mean, it's a, they made a movie out of it.


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[Assistant] They did. I did. I talked about it in the special. And she, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I remember that. 90's were great. They were, uh,


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[Assistant] I remember, I remember when that happened. God, was I watching that?


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[Assistant] Yeaah. He's on his way down. Tyson was, this was the end.


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[Assistant] Well, if you, yeah, maybe if you just don't murder someone, they people can deal with quite a bit. Yeah. There's a line and it gets drawn and it's the death of another person.


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[Assistant] You know, I've been debating it for a while. How crazy is that?


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[Assistant] Get stabbed and, I mean, the announcers of that, wasn't it on TV? Or maybe it wasn't.


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[Assistant] There's the fridge open, right? Quickly do the highlights of it. And, uh, right here where this match got called, uh, Stemmograph, uh, gets stabbed in the back. I think I only remember, uh, Vanessa Williams.


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[Assistant] She closes her match out and you're like, what's that? No, go back to the stabbing. She's on the, uh, what is it? The I, the DL. What is it? The injury reserve. She's on the IR.


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[Assistant] Uh, got stabbed. Oh God, at her house? No, no, on the court. Oh yeaah, we have footage of it. During the match, we have footage. We'll go to it later. Bridesmaids watching the highlights, huh? I believe she's eating cereal. She got, what's going on in there? Steffi Graf got stabbed. Yeaah. Now they breezed over pretty quick. I guess it wasn't that big of a deal.


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[Assistant] Yeah. She's still younger than I am now. Yeah. She's 43. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You're possibly made older than the knife that was used.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember, yeah, I remember all that happening. But I mean, like this is, I'm in my nineties, I'm just.


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[Assistant] Living life, man. Well, I'm a teenager, basically, so you're paying attention to the news as much as a teenager is.


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[Assistant] By not really, like, you know, by, by it's happening, my parents are talking about it, but I'm not. Especially something like that.


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[Assistant] Well, no. Ask if you did it. Where were you yesterday?


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[Assistant] That's a first. That's pretty convenient. Wow. Perfectly times out that the drive from Oklahoma City is about.


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[Assistant] The start of your shift. We told you to be here at 8 a.m. and doing the math.


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[Assistant] John Benet-Rancy. Uhm, John Benet-Rancy, I remember that.


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[Assistant] Like that, but that didn't, uh, when was that? Early 90s?


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[Assistant] Just give them that account. Yeah, it's now, it's just like an email that's like so old, there's nothing, no one would ever send me anything. Now it's like just used for, if it's like you require an email on something, you can just like, just put that one in. You don't have a hotmail?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's, it is a good way to do it. You just create some email that's like, you know.


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[Assistant] I'm about to go back and use it. Maybe I'll clean it up and. Yeah. Sort through. Sort through.


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[Assistant] Yep. I remember getting a pager, uh, and you could, and like you would text, you know, 143 was, I love you. Did you know that? Uh, you're probably too old.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Do you know why? Can you guess why?


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[Assistant] I don't know why. High is one. Love is four. You is three.


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[Assistant] Well you would talk in numbers, so you would have to like talk in numbers, you know.


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[Assistant] 911 would be like, you need to call now, uh, 143. Maybe one, uh, I don't remember what was look up beeper. Yeah. What does it say? Uh, why does it look? Why does it one for three? There you go.


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[Assistant] I couldn't even, someone just asked me about doing one and I was like, I'm not, I'm not the, I don't like them, I'm uncomfortable.


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[Assistant] I've talked about playing pranks a lot, but like, I'm good with pranks.


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[Assistant] Like the way I, I kinda just, I gotta make it feel like, I don't-


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[Assistant] Like when I do all the pranks with Nick about the Nancy Kerrigan, it's like I can get caught up. If I can make it where I can be laughing. And I made that one where I'm start laughing cause I'm like.


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[Assistant] I'm like, I can't believe you even know. No one knows like, how do you think people know this? And like, so if it's that kind of way, I can do it. And then I gotta stop it and then I gotta move on and then let it sit. So I like pranks, but I like those. I'm not a good on the phone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, like I could do that. I could do that one all day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, still biggest mistake, Nashville. Why'd they close that? Such a good team.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think people still go out there, but I don't think it's as good as it was when it first started. I mean, Theme Park was so great. It was just, it was his own little theme park. Auburn Theme Park. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I like that because you can actually go see the stuff you're buying.


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[Assistant] You still like shopping, like I mean maybe people just eventually will be like, oh I don't care. Like they won't even know. It's like yea, you try it when they, when they, when you get it.


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[Assistant] And then you send it back. Like returns will just become everything.


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[Assistant] Aren't they doing another Avatar? I think so. It's crazy to me that Avatar did so good. Least talked about movies. Do people talk about it? Not the way you would think for the most...


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[Assistant] Like Titanic is still on all the time. Avatar, you're like, I don't, I watched it once.


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[Assistant] Because it was like you had to go watch it and I've never watched it again. Did you see it in 3D? Uh, I don't remember.


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[Assistant] But I mean, it just doesn't feel like it gets for being, it's the most quiet, it's the most, it's the number one of all time.


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[Assistant] But it was like, the idea of it was like, it was such a, you were going to go.


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[Assistant] But like, not better than Titanic. Uh, no. Titanic's like, was great.


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[Assistant] Jurassic Park's great. Jurassic Park's also one of our big blockbusters, man. Yeah. Uh, the Blair Witch Project? All being remade right now. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Think about that. Like that's the, that's the mean like 90s were like.


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[Assistant] Jurassic Park was a whole new thing. No one's ever knew that. Scream.


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[Assistant] Whole, completely different kind of thing. They, they, you know, then they just started, almost like Scream, like they almost started that Scream, Scream 2, Scream, like it kind of started that world of just like, oh y'all like this thing, we'll just keep doing it.


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[Assistant] Everybody thought it was real. We all thought, I remember Blair Witch very much. I remember thinking it was real.


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[Assistant] Nice. I mean it was 19. It was Joe vs the Volcano in 90. Isn't that a big movie? I remember it. You never heard of it. I remember it. I like, uh, The Burbs, I remember. Yeah. Big. I remember The Burbs too. In 88. I mean he just took


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[Assistant] I've talked to him about, uh, uh, when he, uh, cause I was like, I just asked about doing stand up cause I thought he did stand up and I was like, did you do stand up? I always heard you did. And he said, no.


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[Assistant] Michael Keaton was a stand up comedian, but uh, Tom Hanks said he never did it. And I would say we'd always joke about there being lockers.


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[Assistant] No, I know. I've read, uh, some, I've read Patterson. Yeah. Some Patterson books. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I read, uh, the Hunger Games. Okay, that's right. Same thing, like a teenage flying through the clouds, you know, whatever.


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[Assistant] Nonsense. I, yeaah, I was never, Harry Potter I don't think I've ever even watched. I'll watch them if like Harper wants to like, I'll go through all that stuff, all that stuff, I just don't care. Like, uh, so I was never just, I was just never into it. The remake it is.


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[Assistant] Harry Potter? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I'll care. Oh, it'll be awesome, man.


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[Assistant] I remember my mom watching ER. Like was, I loved it. That was back too when you had to go, like it was like.


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[Assistant] Seinfeld's still on, but ER's still huge, but Grey's and Admi came along and I think isn't it the same show, like. It's been a lot of hospitals. Hospital show.


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[Assistant] You will, while you drive home. You got a long drive ahead of you?


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[Assistant] It was great. Then there's a couple of scenes of that one. That's a couple of scenes of that show that will make you cry.


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[Assistant] They were still, they were making stuff for, they were making stuff for me. And so when they started making TV for your generation, it all went bad.


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[Assistant] Did you watch Barney? You're asking if people still talk about a 90's hospital drama? Still like, is that a little water cooler talk still going on? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't even know what, like, yeaah. Yeah, it's not referenced like Seinfeld. 143. 143.


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[Assistant] But I feel like that's a, it's a kid thing. So it's like, that's, you know, people start putting kids in front of the TV.


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[Assistant] And so you would have, I mean, there's stuff on, I mean, that's like now you could go see YouTube videos of these YouTube stars.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a big scary, yeah. But I don't, but they're not, I don't think they're thinking of it.


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[Assistant] Big bird lives there and that's it. You don't think that's crazy that there's a yellow bird living on the, you know, and we're all just fine with it. Like, you know, you don't think it's not like you.


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[Assistant] Someone's sitting there going, I mean, now I do. It's a little weird, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm glad to hear that. That's what they would say. That makes us feel, then we're doing our job. If you're not into Barney.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it's still around.


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[Assistant] And then now the Lil Nas song that he did. Basically, is it two songs? And this dude's like got a straight up, I mean, Garth Brooks type fame.


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[Assistant] What's the dog song? Oh, who let the dogs out? Who let the dogs out? That was the Baja boys, right?


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[Assistant] Calling the cops, we're not seeing on the news. OJ, we're watching that. No one's watching.


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[Assistant] I probably never had any of the real, I had always the off brand.


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[Assistant] They're ridiculous. They're in your, so it's like you never would get them.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm trying to think, my brother I think was more into Power Rangers than I was. I think I was about out of toys. I was, I was G.I. Joe Ninja Turtles. You know, would have been that early 90s, late 80s would have been more of my toy thing. Pokemon?


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[Assistant] And uh, isn't that the announcer? He's like, this is not, this is a famous announcing. Is it Marv Albert?


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know, but there's a famous, he goes, this is not what I wanted to.


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[Assistant] There's a scar on this. Like it's crazy. I mean, the fighting gets, the melee is really bad.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. And then they just destroy them.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like arrest him, but like you can't kill the guy.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then why does it, and then doesn't it become even more of a fight? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I remember watching, uh, Simbigi's funeral, I think.


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[Assistant] On TV? Yeah, when did he die? 97? Maybe 90?