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[Assistant] The air located in a lightning bolt is 54,000 degrees.


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[Assistant] You can, uh, you can tell the temperature outside by counting the crickets chirps. Count the number of chirps in 14 seconds and then add 40 to get the temperature.


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[Assistant] I think that's amazing. That is amazing. I don't know how someone figured that out.


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[Assistant] Uh, the number of chirps in 14 seconds and then add 40 to that number.


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[Assistant] Takes a snowflake 45 minutes to one hour to hit the ground.


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[Assistant] How do they time that? It could be your first set or your second set of your special.


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[Assistant] Uh, when Hurricane Andrew hit Florida in 1992, it was a category five hurricane.


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[Assistant] It destroyed a python breeding facility and 900 pythons escaped.


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[Assistant] Uh, 99% of rabbits and foxes have basically disappeared.


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[Assistant] And uh, raccoons and opossums are almost all gone.


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[Assistant] Well that was a problem too. A lot of people are just turning them loose. But this really sped it up 900 at once. This didn't help.


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[Assistant] There was supposedly one in Knoxville recently, right? But I think that turned out not to be true.


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[Assistant] But if it got loose from a zoo, what does it matter where it got loose from? As long as it's, if it's missing.


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[Assistant] Um, water spouts near dry land can make sea creatures ring down from the sky. Fish have been known to get sucked into them in fall. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Lightning strikes the Empire State Building around 25 times a year. That'd be more than that.


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[Assistant] I'm asking what you're saying that I could see it being much more than that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, according to some, the amount, you can predict the weather, how bad it's going to be by the color of the woolly worm.


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[Assistant] The amount of black on the back of the woolly worm varies in proportion with the upcoming weather. Uhm, the longer the woolly worm's black band keep up a woolly worm.


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[Assistant] The longer the woolly worm's black band, the longer, colder, snowier and more severe the weather will be. The wider the middle brown band, the less bad the winter will be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they kind of use some, I think it's fun to use some kind of fun. Ben Franklin did the fun.


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[Assistant] I always thought a mirage from cartoons was like, you see water in the desert and you run and jump, but that's the hallucination, but, but you can take pictures of mirages. Mirages are real things. Um, it's atmospheric conditions that cause them, but, but they're not just like in your head.


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[Assistant] Conveniently in 1880, when all the continents were together.


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[Assistant] The last volcano in the US that erupted was Mount St. Helens in 1980.


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[Assistant] Well, they missed the announcement for a hundred episodes now. Well, you're fresh off the tour and Nate.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, so, I was going to say a Nate land trifecta.


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[Assistant] I was on the, I'm on the Christmas party circuit.


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[Assistant] Uh, this is a good, uh, good year though, the way the calendar falls, usually the first two weekends in December are Christmas parties, and then by that third weekend it's getting a little too close to Christmas, but this year the way the calendar falls,


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[Assistant] Mmm, no, I used to have one about...


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[Assistant] Yeah, from goodwill into goodwill. Yeah. While you were hunting.


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[Assistant] Not at first, but then I found the woman, I guess Miss Hyman. I don't know. Older lady? I don't know who's there now.


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[Assistant] Okay. All right. Well, I went in there and there was an older lady. I think she had an accent. Name Rita? I don't know. She did. Rita the Greeter.


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[Assistant] Uh, well now I'm questionnaire and I think I may have just seen a ghost.


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[Assistant] Met her and you knew who it was, but maybe not. Maybe it's Rita.


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[Assistant] Anyway, she knew you, she knew you, we talked a little bit and she said that she'd kinda kept up with you.


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[Assistant] From the eighties. Okay. About TV news. Yeah. It's a very good movie.


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[Assistant] You don't know. But if he can win a championship at Auburn, he could have probably brought three rings to Alabama.


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[Assistant] When I saw the Music City Bowl announcement, your mom was the first person I thought of.


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[Assistant] No, stovetop stuffing is a real thing and so is dressing. Now what's not a real thing is stoffer stovetop stuffing.


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[Assistant] Well, you got a lot of respect. I mean, it was hard for me to find a comment you hadn't already commented back to, but, uh.


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[Assistant] We briefly mentioned the Mandela Effect. You guys think everybody knows what that is?


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[Assistant] Well, if you don't, it's, uh, basically something you're sure happened, right?


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[Assistant] But that's just a mispronunciation of it that we, they kind of took off. There's some things that just like Sinbad being in the Genie movie. Right. Just never even happened. Shazam. Yeah. Shazam.


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[Assistant] I think he was a catcher for the Dodgers. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Only time I can remember getting sick was with Johnny. We did a Nebraska run. Was that it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he, uh, nursed me back to health and some stuff happened. I don't want to get into, but, uh, you know, Johnny was very, what was it?


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[Assistant] What about the time you had your wisdom teeth pulled and then you have something happen on stage?


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[Assistant] Did you watch dice back in the day? Uh, I remember, but he was a cultural phenomenon. I didn't grow up watching just a ton of standup comedy.


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[Assistant] But like Johnny knows, Johnny grew up on stand up and he knows all, he watched Evening at the Improv and all that stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's even why she's saying it. Cause last week Aaron threw out, would you like to have a place that everybody knows your name?


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[Assistant] You know who else has good green rooms? Those bark entertainment room. It does sound like it. They do.


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[Assistant] I may have told this story, but the last time I went and headlined Michael Alfano, Daniel's father who owns the club.


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[Assistant] Probably not. Probably not. But this episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Alright.


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[Assistant] No, but I read that there's a woman who works at MT issue, middle Tennessee state university, who was one of the, the kids on the bus.


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[Assistant] Wow. And uh, so we talked about how that could have been me and blah, blah, blah.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, there was a woman, local woman who was one of the kids. So in the 1970s, a school bus full of kids got kidnapped, hijacked, and they buried them alive in a rock quarry. And for ransom, the kids, they all lived.


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[Assistant] Can I, I'm sorry to interrupt, really the only time we've ever tried to bring in someone who wasn't just a close friend of Nate's.


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[Assistant] If Chuck Yeager had a video, Dusty would be all over it.


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[Assistant] So you're saying the next time one of us is not here, we need to have Kevin Jada so he can meet Dusty.


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[Assistant] Uh, was there anything else? No, what are we talking about today? Sleep. We're talking about toys. All right. Uh, Christmas time is perfect. Yeah, exactly. Did you have a favorite Christmas toy? The one that you remember that really stood out to you?


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[Assistant] You weren't saying, wow, an original game boy. Yeah. Right.


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[Assistant] My uncle still has one of those old box TVs.


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[Assistant] You guys want to guess what the first toys were?


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[Assistant] Well, it's after sticks and wheel, but before Lincoln log, uh, a paddle ball.


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[Assistant] You guys are going back to the beginning of the time or 30 years ago. Okay. Just like a doll. I'm sure there were dolls. Dolls were one of the first. Yo-yo? A yo-yo is that old. Yeah. When was a yo-yo?


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[Assistant] I mean, it probably doesn't look like our yo-yo, but it's, uh...


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[Assistant] And just any type of ball has been around. Yeah. Right.


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[Assistant] I mean is there any more toy that stood the test of time than just a, well a doll I guess, or a ball.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's quite that, but you wind it up. And now Eleanor loves, uh, loves this.


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[Assistant] But Eleanor loves it, scared her at first when he first started walking. My dog barks at it, but now she loves it and she- It's amazing that thing still works. I know. I mean, there's no battery, it's just a windup.


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[Assistant] Well, that's true too, but if you're, it depends on how old you are, I mean.


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[Assistant] I mean I looked up some stuff about gender appropriate toys and there's different


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[Assistant] Some, some psychologists, I guess, or yeaah, I think psychologists say.


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[Assistant] That kids are biologically, girls are gonna lean toward dolls and nurturing things like that. Maybe boys are gonna lean toward guns and stuff like that. And some say it's all about.


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[Assistant] But, and then some say, no, it's all about how you teach them. Right.


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[Assistant] But I love Eleanor's 20 months old. She loves playing with a stick in the yard just as much as she does with a doll.


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[Assistant] We can re-buy our plants gifts. Oh, that's really come out. Plants are the new pets.


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[Assistant] Goodbye society. You know what they really need is game time.


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[Assistant] Well, I've lost one of my notes, but there's a toy hall of fame in Rochester, New York.


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[Assistant] And the first, yeah, it's a good call. The first, uh, induction.


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[Assistant] Ninety, 1998, 1999, uh, it was like a Hoosoo of toys. Slinky?


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[Assistant] Well, slinkies weren't an immediate hit when they first came out until they convinced the toy store to build a ramp and let it be on display.


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[Assistant] Yeah, when I was a kid, it was just the, just the box, but now it's like.


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[Assistant] There's a Lego land place, right? Like a museum or a music park.


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[Assistant] Lego's a breakfast item word. Uh, anyway, it means play well. You know what the plural of Lego is?


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[Assistant] Uh, there are 400 billion LEGO bricks on Earth. 400 billion.


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[Assistant] Brick since 1958 will still work today.


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[Assistant] They make them. What happened? Did they change? That's when they started. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] It's called a stud. The structure of something. An eight stud Lego brick. If you had six of them.


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[Assistant] They could be combined into 915 million different configurations.


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[Assistant] Uh, anyway, the teddy bear became a huge, huge hit. So when he left office...


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[Assistant] The toy makers are like, uh-oh, nobody's going to buy the teddy bear anymore because we got a new president.


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[Assistant] I told this story on the president's episode. I'm going to get there.


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[Assistant] William Taft, who was a very portly man. Rumors he got stuck in his bathtub. He, uh,


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[Assistant] And it did not take off like the teddy bears you might imagine.


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[Assistant] I can't find my list of the other top toys. Anybody want to mention one before we wrap it up?


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[Assistant] Well, I think he's mailing them to us, so we should get them soon. Awesome. You look, uh... You look worried.


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[Assistant] Got a bag of leaves my last show. Oh, that's not, they thought you were just.


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[Assistant] Uh, well again, my notes, one thing I remember was that George Lucas gave up some of his salary.


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[Assistant] To have the rights to the manufacture of the toys because he knew- Smart. Star Wars was going to be such a big, huge hit for the toy makers.


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[Assistant] He gave up like, I think like $500,000 of his own salary when he negotiated to do Star Wars. So he could have the right for the toys.


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[Assistant] I'm still on the, uh, Christmas party circuit. But, uh, this Sunday.


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[Assistant] I will be in, uh, I don't do arenas in Knoxville like Johnny, but I am, uh, at a theater, the Bijou Theater opening for my friend Karen Mills. Karen's very funny. She was on the Nate Land showcase.


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[Assistant] Karen's very funny, so come check her out. It'll be a great show.


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[Assistant] Let's do this. Let's do it. Amazing. It's a great Christmas gift.


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[Assistant] It says it provides mental stimulation and reduces stress for the dog. It's how they receive information about the world.


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[Assistant] Is through their nose, so they're just trying to soak up the world around them.


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[Assistant] You think that trail has a truly unique scent such that the dog will remember it's been there before?


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[Assistant] Do you think there are more deer or is it just a function of what Dusty said? There's, there's less wilderness for them to run.


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[Assistant] Look in 1930, which is right around your era.


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[Assistant] The U.S. whitetail deer population was about 300,000. Today it's 30 million.


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[Assistant] That's a one thousand fold increase in less than a hundred years.


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[Assistant] Uh, there was overhunting as before government protection programs in the 1920s. So they were down to about 300,000.


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[Assistant] When I moved here to Tennessee, I was 17 and at the time, I don't know if this is still the case, but there was a curfew for how late I could be driving under 18 years old. I think it was like past 10 PM, maybe midnight, but there was an exception. If you were hunting, they would, they would let you drive. I remember it was like the first thing I learned. It's like a state wall.


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[Assistant] I mean, I believed you, you would have a terrible Thanksgiving. No, sorry.


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[Assistant] So our, our plans got canceled last minute. We're going to get a New York city, but we just stayed at home. Some friends brought us food. It was very nice.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then, yeah, she tested positive that night.


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[Assistant] Do you think any of this is a sentimental attachment to the original cookie? Potentially. And also as you get older, your pallets been expanded a little bit.


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[Assistant] Maybe you're a little more discerning than you used to be growing up in a trailer park in Alabama.


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[Assistant] But you were, I'm saying you enjoyed it. Maybe you just enjoy it less than you used to.


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[Assistant] You ever have something that you liked as a, as a kid and then you get it as an adult and you're like, ugh. Why don't you make the dressing and cookies and take over.


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[Assistant] Go-to way to watch a football game I truly care about.


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[Assistant] Hotel room like right in front of the tv and just watch it.


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[Assistant] It's fun to just have the games on when it's whatever, but like, I want to sit down, zero in on the iron ball.


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[Assistant] A lot of family that are Auburn fans and it's, uh, you know, Auburn was pretty good for a while and they didn't handle it with the most grace.


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[Assistant] But Auburn fans, they think Alabama, they're dumb, you know, they're like the worst part of Alabama.


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[Assistant] They cheat, they're what, I mean, they throw the book at them, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then Auburn, meanwhile, they're only good player in 40 years. They bought, they bought from a Juco team.


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[Assistant] Were there gambling implications with that last touchdown? No, I looked. It didn't affect the okay.


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[Assistant] Oh man, how about that? Have you heard the news, Brian? What? Recently, the west coast.


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[Assistant] Legend himself Snoop Dogg announced that he's done with smoke. It's over. He's eliminating it. How could it be?


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[Assistant] You might ask that the dog father is giving it up. Well, we've now learned as it turns out that he is going smokeless, joining forces with the makers of the world's most popular smokeless fire pits, our old pals at Solo Stove. And he's even been coined their official smokes person.


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[Assistant] It wouldn't be Snoop if he didn't drop it like it's hot, which is exactly what he's doing with the Snoop stove.


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[Assistant] A limited edition bonfire fire pit designed by Snoop himself. Each custom fire pit comes with a going smokeless bucket hat and limited run of stickers.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna get these before they sell out. Run! Don't walk to solostove.com to pick up the limited edition pit and join Snoop in going smokeless for good.


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[Assistant] Nate was skeptical about bathrooms going in.


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[Assistant] We'll hop in the elite eight every now and then kind of dip our toes in.


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[Assistant] The women's soccer is one of few national championships.


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[Assistant] It's, we're a national brand in a way that few colleges are.


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[Assistant] Because Michigan boxed us out. Michigan hated Catholics. So they said, you can't play with art.


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[Assistant] In our conference, you can't play with us. So we had to travel to California and play USC. And that's how we became a national brand.


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[Assistant] Either be a good school or have a good football program. Just pick one.


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[Assistant] You can't do both. Can't do both. Just do it. I wanna do a Dusty Slay style backtrack here and just say I'm not actually that arrogant about Notre Dame stuff. I don't want any of that to have been misinterpreted.


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[Assistant] You have to go, I'm leaving this here. You know what I mean? So you do what you want with it.


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[Assistant] Like at a restaurant or a bar where you walk in and the staff knows you.


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[Assistant] You ever get like a norm from cheers? Doesn't that seem fun to do?


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[Assistant] But there have been a few since I started comedy regulars at Zany's, the comedy club, and they're the best dude. There was, uh, Lee, who passed away. Remember Lee? She was the best. She would sit in that same seat every show. I remember she would, uh, she would meet like young comics. My first time performing there, she'd like get everybody's autograph. She really made you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a few years ago, she was, but she was the first you feel like I have a fan, you know?


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[Assistant] I wanna be, if I die, they put a little placard on this chair. That's what I want. Yeah. Aaron Weber sat here.


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[Assistant] Luca is a given name, predominantly for males. Oh, that's the first name. We gotta look at the surname.


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[Assistant] I say toilet. I want to object to the let part of it. Cause I think it's toilet. That's how I say toilet toilet toilet toilet. Toilet sounds totally crazy to me. It sounds like you're saying too much. I never liked the word.


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[Assistant] By that logic, should you go out of your way to make your house worse so that you enjoy traveling more? Well, I don't wanna make it worse.


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[Assistant] You're saying if you have too much luxury at home. It's hard to travel.


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[Assistant] Bluey's a big thing, huh? Yeah. I thought Bluey, I'm not going to lie to you. I just typed in Bluey. I'm looking at, I thought Bluey was Blue's Clues.


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[Assistant] Are you allowed to own a peacock? That feels illegal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's not, it's not as common as a dog. That's what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] Wild peacocks are primarily found in India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, and Java.


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[Assistant] Does he mean your wife? I'm thinking so. Yeah, I can understand her fine, but she does have an, you can hear an accent. Hannah's family.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she speaks legibly. But I think the answer is look in the same way that there is a prototypical American accent.


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[Assistant] There is a Canadian one, like you all can hear what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] It's all just a southern accent. That's what they do. That's what they think of an American accent is.


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[Assistant] Just a southern one. So that's, that's what, when I say Canadian accent, that's what I mean. Cause the southern accent.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's dusty versus Nate. Brian's the ref. I guess I'll, I'll sit this one out.


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[Assistant] I just don't understand. There's an objective physical difference. That's what I'll say. Anyway.


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[Assistant] Brian's closer to David Beckham than you are to Michael Phelps.


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[Assistant] Michael Phelps was eating 30,000 calories a day at his peak.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Michael Phelps, Ryan Lochte. You can't even name 10. Katie Ledecky? Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, so the guy who shot it claims like I'm not involved. I didn't orchestrate this, but I still think it's fake.


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[Assistant] I mean, he was so far away that- So he's hoaxing just for the love of the game, this guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It takes a train so long to stop though. And it looked like it was going over a bridge.


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[Assistant] They have some stuff, alright, not responsible for lost items or stolen items on it. They have signs like that. They can waive liability.


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[Assistant] It would take a lot of resources that they're not willing to commit to find a mythical creature, you know.


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[Assistant] It says he took these pictures in 2018, but he was afraid of public ridicule, so he's been holding on to them for five years.


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[Assistant] Like algae base as opposed to like a carbon base.


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[Assistant] Then you can't do it. Well the depth might be one of the easier things to figure out.


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[Assistant] Loch Ness at its deepest point is 755 feet.


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[Assistant] Fathom is fun. Fathom, Fortnite, we need to start pulling this stuff out. You know what I mean? Not. You ever talk about nots?


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[Assistant] Yeah, slightly more than one mile. Oh, so what's the point? Anyway.


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[Assistant] This is what you're talking about, right? Yes. But you want to include all like the fish and everything in it?


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[Assistant] I don't know if you could ever convince somebody of that.


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[Assistant] It's also hard to justify the funding for that. I'm guessing if you're an elected official.


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[Assistant] That's the other thing. You don't want to reveal that it's not there.


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[Assistant] Is the belief that it's only one thing or is it like Bigfoot where it's a bunch of them?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was going to say, we can just, if it was there, it's probably gone.


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[Assistant] I'm going to concede a point to you guys because I'm reading this at the University of Copenhagen has been tracking a shark in the waters of the Arctic.


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[Assistant] First of all, it's a huge range for age. Who knows how old this thing is, but if we're able to track a random shark in the ocean.


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[Assistant] There's a clam named Ming who lived to 507 years old and then a 2006 marine biologist accidentally killed Ming by prying open his shell.


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[Assistant] Why? Because the sun is gonna explode.


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[Assistant] There is an eventual, like, the sun will explode, the sun will die, it will swallow the earth.


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[Assistant] You don't think it's fun trying to figure out how to go to a different planet? Set up shop on Mars?


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[Assistant] National ocean space and organization. Yeah. Ocean space. I like that.


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[Assistant] So what about that interaction you would think this is anything other than a human? That just looks totally like a human being to me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just like an, uh, uncontacted tribe guy.


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[Assistant] Kinda got lost. That's what it looks like to me.


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[Assistant] You think when we meet Mars, the first thing you're gonna go, dude, tell us about your oceans.


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[Assistant] Mars is only slightly more than half the size of Earth.


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[Assistant] Unfortunately, I don't think those are the people that are going to get an opportunity to leave. It's just going to be billions, couple of billions of years.


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[Assistant] No, I'm saying I think we should, I mean, at what point do we need to think about it?


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[Assistant] At what point do you get started? At four billion years.


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[Assistant] That's what you think. Imagine if these cavemen were sitting around going, we should invent something like a wheel or something to get in there and go, come on, dude.


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[Assistant] But what if also by getting started you're doing the most amazing thing human beings have ever done? You think there's any value in going, let's do the most amazing thing that's ever been done?


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[Assistant] What I'm saying is now in 2023, we have, a lot of us have our basic needs met. We can afford to start thinking long-term about the-


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[Assistant] Probably, at first, at first. And then you get to Mars and you find it, and then you melt the water on Mars.


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[Assistant] You don't feel any resp- do you ca- this is a genuine question. Okay.


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[Assistant] Do you care at all whether humanity continues to exist down the line indefinitely?


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[Assistant] We're talking about 4.5 billion. Let's get there.


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[Assistant] He has a little tongue in cheek, you know what I mean? He always looks like he's thinking something more than what he's saying.


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[Assistant] I got a big week coming up tonight. I'm in Charlotte, North Carolina at the Comedy Zone. Thursday, I'm in Greensboro, North Carolina at the Comedy Zone. Friday, Saturday, I'm in Greenville, South Carolina at the Comedy Zone. That's a great run. Sunday night.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna finish it off in Charleston, South Carolina, at the Sparrow, which is in North Charleston.


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[Assistant] Seven shows this week. Great run through the Carolinas. I know, I'm going through the Carolinas. I'm pumped. That's fun.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't even know if I completely remember the joke, but it was something about when I was single, I would ask, are there any single ladies here?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but he, yeah. Well, he was a great golfer, just like you.


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[Assistant] Chromerica Industries. Chromerica. When Kramer started his own company. Oh yeaah. That's what you're doing.


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[Assistant] That's really, really hard to, you're about the only comic I know out there doing it really. I mean, uh, at that level.


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[Assistant] I mean, I know other clean comics, but they don't reach 10 year olds and 70 year olds.


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[Assistant] I was, uh, Saturday I was in Wilmington, Ohio doing a Joe Zimmerman gig. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] What are the odds of this? Full circle. Yeah. Your picture was still up on the wall. So, uh, but it was a great gig. Uh, very fun show. I met our intern Amelia for the first time. She brought me this, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, world's best coffee mug. So thank you Amelia. And I met a lot of folks there and that was a lot of fun. And then last night I was, uh, in Philadelphia at helium comedy club. Oh yeah. And well, yesterday afternoon, I had a four 30 show Eagles game at one o'clock. As you know, I was up against, so the game should have been over around four last play of the game.


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[Assistant] Risk, uh, sorry, not risk, it's commanders tie it up, goes into overtime.


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[Assistant] So everybody who is there is in the bar watching the game. And I was like, is there any way we could wait a little bit?


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[Assistant] Let the game be over. And then the manager was like, well, we got another show after you. So we can't wait. He's like, we can wait five minutes and.


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[Assistant] The Eagles kicked the game winning field goal right when the announcer is making the welcome to whatever, you know, so everybody saw it. They cheered.


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[Assistant] You weren't on this episode, but I said they were America's team and no one agreed. They were like, no, that's just the Cowboys.


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[Assistant] I don't, it was just kind of in passing, John said, when I pointed out that Kanye replaced, replaced John on the speaking, you know, we're all laughing. He's like Richard Joel and I don't know what he meant. We all kind of laughed and moved on. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, I agree with her. It is one of those kind of tricks we do when you don't laugh and you try to turn it on them just to get you out of a situation.


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[Assistant] You love the tradition of people finding pictures of you?


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[Assistant] Uh, I sent this a few, two, three months ago.


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[Assistant] And I went on this website, Tennessee Unclaimed Property, and I had quite a bit of money there waiting for me.


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[Assistant] So about 15 years ago. How much? I'm about to tell the story.


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[Assistant] Uh, about 15 years ago or so Mark, my company.


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[Assistant] Anyway, about 15 years ago or so, the company I worked for sold to another company and so our benefits somehow rolled over into this other thing where you could either roll it into a 401k or


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[Assistant] You could get some type of annuity where you get $70 a month or something like that. Now Dumb Me thought, oh, I want to go full time to stand up comedy. So that's $70 a month I could really use. Well, somewhere along the way I moved and the paperwork got messed up.


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[Assistant] And that money, I just never knew what happened to it and I was so dumb I couldn't even figure out what happened to it. I just like, I don't know. And...


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[Assistant] Every month it was going to my old address and.


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[Assistant] For like five years, six years or whatever. So I went online.


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[Assistant] Philip, if you want to come to one of my shows, I'll get you in half price.


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[Assistant] So all my friends are like getting this amount and I was like, I don't think I'm getting enough. And I complained to them about it and they're, they did friend a check and they're like, actually you've been getting too much.


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[Assistant] The early show you can get on in there and get your seat. You don't have to wait outside for the show.


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[Assistant] But on the first show, comics gotta keep it to a certain time. Cause there is a second show where the second show he could go a little longer. If you're so sure. That's true.


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[Assistant] This week, well, Monday is Columbus Day. If you guys knew that or not. So I thought let's talk about some explorers. All right. Love that. You guys know anything about Christopher Columbus or any other explorers?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he wasn't trying to discover a new country, he was trying to find a...


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[Assistant] Western trade route to India because. Yeah, but I mean, this is.


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[Assistant] I'm just sharing facts about it. I'm not saying right or wrong. You're just talking about because Native Americans right?


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[Assistant] Well, you're right. Uh, leaf Erickson, the Viking, uh, I guess explore. Leaf. Yeah. Leaf Erickson. Not a bad first name. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's a good guess, but from our names episode, could you guess what Leaf's father's name would be? Uh, Ground. Oak. Dirt. Do you remember his last name? Erickson. Oh, Erickson.


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[Assistant] Well anyway, Leaf Erickson's day is also October 9th, which I think is this coming Monday.


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[Assistant] It didn't get mentioned as much as Columbus Day, but I wonder why.


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[Assistant] India or China, you gotta go all the way down around Africa. So, instead of going east, let's see if we go west.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think he went to a few countries and hit them up. Angel investors. Angel investors.


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[Assistant] He just got to like, uhm, where Haiti is and, uh, the Bahamas and El Salvador and places like that. And he thought, again, it was India. So he called it, that's why people are called Indians because he thought he arrived in India. He never ever knew that he found a new world.


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[Assistant] He never knew that? I don't think so. Did he get killed? Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. So many explorers got killed by Native Americans. I forgot. I think he maybe just died.


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[Assistant] Yeah, at first I thought he did cause Magellan did. I'm getting confused. He was just trying to make a map.


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[Assistant] He was just trying to find a spice tray to the West Indies. Do you know what continent's named after a person?


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[Assistant] It only took him 10 weeks. Not as long as you might think. I mean, it's a long time. To get from where? From Europe to America or to the Bahamas.


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[Assistant] What was the Mayflower? It was the Pilgrims. The Mayflower was the Mayflower. Pilgrims.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Thank you. Well anyway, it was named after Amerigo Vespucci instead of Columbus because Columbus didn't know what he discovered. And this guy was the first one that realized this in India. And then there was a map maker who was


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[Assistant] Uh, and he made a map and he wrote where that land was, America. And from then on it was called America.


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[Assistant] I was about to say it's amazing how well they do, but you're making a point. Well, they don't.


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[Assistant] What is amazing they figure out how to do it, but but I'm with a map guy a long time ago. What's he doing?


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[Assistant] I mean, I guess he comes, they come back with information and he just takes what he's learned and puts.


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[Assistant] Well, they were. The one that has America first written on it. You can see an image of it. I mean, they weren't even close to what it looked like, but yeaah.


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[Assistant] I think this is pretty amazing too. In 1503.


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[Assistant] He got Columbus and his man got stranded in Jamaica and the natives refused to after a while to keep feeding them and helping them out. Columbus had a book.


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[Assistant] So he told them that his god was mad at them for not helping them and the moon was going to get blacked out.


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[Assistant] And then of course the eclipse happened and they all freaked out and they're like, here, take whatever you want. Just don't.


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[Assistant] He said that to, to the Jamaicans or whatever they were called then. That's a power.


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[Assistant] But it's amazing, even 1500s, they knew when an eclipse was going to happen.


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[Assistant] I learned that when the pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock, one of the first Native Americans that greeted them.


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[Assistant] Greet him in English. You know what? May 20th, he is a Taurus.


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[Assistant] Well the, the, uh, the pilgrims came over in like the 1600s.


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[Assistant] Uh, we talked about this before, he, uh, they, they thought mermaids were real and, uh, Columbus thought he'd saw some, but they were actually manatees. So, yeah.


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[Assistant] Tie them to a pole or whatever to keep them from jumping in. Manatees?


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[Assistant] Like in, uh, in Castaway, Tom Hanks was out at sea and there was a whale making...


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[Assistant] But it, it was making sounds and then eventually he thinks it's still the whale. The movie makes you think it's still the whale, but it was a ship that was born a horn.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah. Um, Ponce de Leon, I hope I'm saying that right, he was searching for the fountain of youth. He was told there was a fountain that if you could find, you could dip in it and be young, I guess forever. And he thought it was in Florida. That's where you


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[Assistant] Well, in St. Augustine, they have a fountain of youth archaeological park. And they say, because they think that's where the legend is that it, it was at, but no one's ever found it. Do you ever see the movie Cocoon?


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[Assistant] Which is, he was much younger in that movie than he actually looked. Oh yeah. And now there's a whole thing where to see if you've crossed it. I think I'm the only one at this table that's crossed it, but you're not far from it. What was it?


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[Assistant] He was like 49 or whatever when he made that movie or something. Maybe not that young, but, but.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he was like younger than you would think playing the old man in the movie. So now every time it started off with like celebrities, but anybody that crosses the Wilford Brimley cocoon line, you can go on the, on there and.


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[Assistant] He died. Yeaah, just recently. Oh really? I mean last couple of years. 2020. Yeaah. Um, but I, you know what I do? Zoc Doc.


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[Assistant] We can now find and book in-person or telemedicine appointments for medical or dental care.


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[Assistant] That's helpful for people that are on the go like us or work different hours like we do.


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[Assistant] You ever been on a hunt for a new doctor and you ask everyone you know for recommendations? Dusty? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It works. It works. It's a great experience. We got a testimony here.


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[Assistant] What, what does that mean? Like an insurance.


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[Assistant] Alright, well it's a free app where you can find and book appointments online.


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[Assistant] Book appointments with thousands of top rated patient review doctors and specialists. You can filter specifically for ones who take your insurance.


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[Assistant] Well, once you find the doc you want, you can book them immediately with just a few app taps. Go to zocdoc.com slash Nate and download the ZocDoc app for free. Then find and book a top rated doctor today.


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[Assistant] He, uh, or at least his men did. He got killed in the Philippines. He got close, but, uh, he was almost there, but. How did he get killed just fighting with the natives? I think he was trying to.


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[Assistant] Convert them to Christianity and they didn't like it and they got in a fight and killed him.


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[Assistant] Most of his men did not make it, but 18 of them made it. Well, I don't know.


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[Assistant] But, uh, but he made it, I mean, the Straits of Magellan, which, uh, in South America, you can go through, that separates the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean, named after him. He named the Pacific Ocean. He called it Pacifico, which means peaceful.


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[Assistant] I wonder if you'd change his mind after the way it ended. But can you imagine selling?


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[Assistant] All the way around the world and then finally making it and your friends are still looking the other way for you and then you come back around surprising. I mean, that's a, it's a pretty amazing thing.


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[Assistant] Well, these people went all the way around the world. Yeah. So they started going one way and then came around the other way. Yeah. Um, it's just, just think about.


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[Assistant] They've never done that before. Just, you don't even know for sure. So Magellan was trying to do that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He almost got all the way, but his men, his crew did, some of them did make it.


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[Assistant] Like you left New York and went like east and then come back around and stop.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, he went the other direction, but, and stop, I think he got right back to the stop to the city he started in, but, but yeah.


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[Assistant] Tasman, he was a Dutch explorer and he discovered New Zealand and Tasmania. Tasmania was named after him.


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[Assistant] And he had heard about this continent that was an eighth continent was down there and he traveled there and all you could find was the islands of New Zealand and Tasmania. Turns out it was all 95% of it was underwater and they just found recently like


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[Assistant] Uh, that the, this continent's underwater, it's called Zealandia. Oh, next to Australia. And, uh.


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[Assistant] Well, some people think it may be what they thought was Atlantis. Oh, that's exciting.


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[Assistant] But, uhm, New Zealand is about the only part that's actually sticking out from under, underwater. But they just mapped this, like, recently. And, uhm, so, I don't know if it's gonna go in the textbooks as an 8th continent, but.


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[Assistant] Well, I was going to end on some modern day explorers. We kind of already got into that, but you name some, Richard Branson. I mean, would y'all consider Elon Musk? People are trying to.


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[Assistant] First one was the, the well or shark wasn't big enough.


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[Assistant] I can still be an action star. Cause I was in sprung, but I didn't really. Yes.


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[Assistant] Liam Neeson until, uh, Schindler's List. And he must have been in his forties then.


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[Assistant] His scene in, uh, that Ricky Gervais, the merchant show where he wants to become a comedian. Oh, so great. The improv scene? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well anyways, there's, I mean, they are searching the sea. There's people, James Cameron's doing a lot of stuff to explore the sea.


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[Assistant] Should I do? Usually Aaron with his Notre Dame degree is the guy, but you filling in for him as a Davidson alumni is the educated one.


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[Assistant] The funny thing is the way they defend Dusty cause they'll be like, ah, this guy, you know, he, some people want to dump Dusty and then people defend him.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Very few people, but then.


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[Assistant] But then everyone will come to Dusty's defense, but then they'll be like, look, I find his viewpoints crazy too, but we really love Dusty and we want to, you know, it's so funny how they always say, I think it's wild myself, but you know, he's a fun guy.


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[Assistant] Your Patrice O'Nell thing just came up again on a podcast. Really? Somebody brought it up.


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[Assistant] I forgot whose it was, but they're, they told the story about Patrice O'Neill and you and dinosaurs. And a few people have sent it and say, Hey, Nate just got mentioned again. That story. Yeah.


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[Assistant] October 27th and 28th, I'm at Hyena's Comedy Club in Dallas and Fort Worth.


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[Assistant] Two nights in Dallas, October 27th. I mean, sorry, two shows in Dallas, October 27th, two shows in Fort Worth on the 28th. Please come.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we've been really firing a lot of people. Me and Aaron had to come back because Nate had been fired.


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[Assistant] That was a lot. I don't know if you watched last week's podcast. No, I never watched. I heard it was okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It is tough to watch a podcast you're on. I can watch my own stand up, but I cannot watch me on a podcast. I can't watch anything.


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[Assistant] We should do it again and go still crying.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wish I could find Idiot Boy. That was a great video.


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[Assistant] I don't know where it's at, but it was a great sketch that I did.


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[Assistant] Well, Idiot Boy was a sketch I did about a guy that was getting picked on. I don't know that I could even describe the whole podc- the whole thing because, you know, it's got some stuff in there. But he goes to visit these guys to get some protection and instead they sell him some other things.


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[Assistant] And he does those things and then he feels good. He's like, oh, I don't need protection because I feel good now. And then he leaves and gets picked on again. Yeah, there's drugs.


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[Assistant] We might actually be in SAG, aren't we? I'm in SAG. I don't, I'm surprised that, uh, but I guess Nate's not promoting him. What are you in SAG for? Cause I did the Netflix, the standouts. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] The, uh, I'll keep whittling it down. I like to tell the audience that, hey, each year I come here and the audience gets smaller every year and I feel like we're really refining the audience. We're really finding who the true fans are.


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[Assistant] And I said, you know, a lot of comics will tell the audience to, you know, tell a friend next time you come, tell a friend. I said, for you guys, I want you to not invite two people at your table right now.


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[Assistant] Next year and let's see how small we can get this. Yeah. But it was great. I had a lot of fun. The people that do come are into it. Yeah. And we have a great time.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And it was hot shells. I'll go back next year. I hope no one comes.


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[Assistant] I can do that anywhere in the country. Well, the club wants people to come. I can tell you that. They do like me a lot, but I bet they would like to, you know, make a little money for themselves.


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[Assistant] It would be like, he did pretty good. Oh, they would? I think. Okay. I don't know. I mean, give it a try. Yeah. Just reach out to them and go listen.


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[Assistant] I don't know how other people do, but uh, I go there every year and there are people that come back to see me every time I'm there.


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[Assistant] But for some reason I'm not reaching the greater Syracuse area. Last year I went, Syracuse football team was undefeated and they had a home game and it was homecoming.


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[Assistant] And the manager was like, he was like, ah, it's just a tough weekend, you know, this year, not undefeated and it's a way game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I, you know, but Nate was in Rochester on Friday.


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[Assistant] And Rochester is pretty close to Syracuse. A lot of people on Saturday came to my show and said they saw Nate on Friday.


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[Assistant] I think he sucked up a lot of my fans there. That's what I think.


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[Assistant] I think they were like, well, we could go see Nate or we could go see Dusty. And I think.


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[Assistant] Was that? It was great. Was it, was it a hard rock cino? Is that what they called it? If they did, I missed that. Okay, that's what they used to call it in Cleveland. Really? Hard rock cino.


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[Assistant] Well, that's what a movie does on a plane. You know what I mean? You can be like, I'm not ready for the plane to land yet because I want to finish this movie.


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[Assistant] Oh, then they need it to be like the parents. I don't, I'm eight and ten years old.


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[Assistant] Miss their flight. They get to board first now. And then here's a bunch of people in wheelchairs that I'm not convinced all the people need the wheelchairs. If you need a wheelchair, fine. But these people, they're in a wheelchair and then they get down to the plane and they get up and walk.


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[Assistant] Did a miracle just happen down here or were you capable of this the whole time?


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[Assistant] Everybody's like, I see everybody in wheelchairs and then they get to where they're going and they get up and walk around. I sit in the handicap seats all the time.


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[Assistant] But then it's also like when people are in wheelchairs, they get a family member on with them at the same time. It seems like a scheme. Like if you're like an able-bodied person, but you want on the plane first, bring your grandma.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm an MA1, I paid money for A1, and I'm boarding 20 people behind. I'm like, how is this even possible?


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[Assistant] See, I want the first, I want second seat because I want to be able to put my bag under the seat. So I don't want the first one. I want second seat.


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[Assistant] I, that's what I want. Oh. I want to get off that plane. Second row? Right away. Yeah. You don't need the leg room, huh? No, no. Okay. I'm fine. Alright.


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[Assistant] I want to get off that plane. When we land, I want to be out of there.


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[Assistant] I can't handle watching grown men struggle to get their bag out of the, out of the overhead.


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[Assistant] You get cross trying to get your stuff. I like what you're saying though, but.


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[Assistant] Because, you know, I, I like to believe when I have an assigned seat that I'm going to be, cause I'm in, you know, I'm in group one, right? So I board basically first, you know, I've been flying the same area. Yeah, okay. You're doing well. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You're doing well for yourself. I like to believe, I go, all right, I know I got my seat. So there's no need to rush onto the plane. I can just chill and let other people bore. But the moment they say group one, I'm like right up in there. And then once I'm there, I'm like trying to edge my way in because I don't like getting stuck behind people.


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[Assistant] Get it. Get your ticket ready. Don't be up here fumbling around. Oh, how do I do it? If you're not ready, don't, don't get in here. I don't know what people are doing at the airport.


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[Assistant] Well, I got one time, uh, years ago now, I was on an aisle seat and this guy asked me what I swapped.


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[Assistant] For the middle seat, so he could sit next to his girlfriend. And I said, nah.


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[Assistant] And then when we're about to take off, the girl starts crying next to me because she's in the middle seat. She starts crying.


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[Assistant] So I ended up switching with him because I felt bad for her. I regretted the decision. I'll never stop crying real quick.


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[Assistant] Probably. I, I, I was like, oh gosh, shall I move? And then I sat in front of two big dudes. It was very uncomfortable. And I was like, there was no reason for me to do it.


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[Assistant] Buy everybody an Alaska drink. Yeah. I mean, when I go out to eat with you, I like to look and see how much you tip so I can tip well too, and not be outdone by you.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But sometimes you've tipped so well that I'm like, I'll just have to.


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[Assistant] I just have to let you win. Because I'm like, this service wasn't that good.


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[Assistant] Like 50%? Like I'm a good tipper, but every time I tip, I look over at Aaron's thing and he's like, he's really upped it and I'm like, oh.


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[Assistant] Oh, I want to give a shout out to someone. I was in Tacoma, Washington at the Tacoma Comedy Club. I was never able to talk about it because I got sick. Uh, it was great.


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[Assistant] Very good club. People came out. It's awesome. But the, uh, Thursday night I was up on stage and I was making fun of my clothes. I was making fun of what I was wearing. My pants were real baggy. You're wearing that.


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[Assistant] Close. My pants are real baggy and my shirt was real tight and I was saying that I looked like a triangle up there.


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[Assistant] And this lady listener of the podcast named Christie, uh, and her husband flip were there and they, oh, what a great name. Yeah. Flip. Yeah. And they own, uh, some.


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[Assistant] Clothing stores in the area called purpose. Purpose for men is the one store. And they were like, we love the podcast, Nate land podcast. And they said, we want to give you some clothes. So I went to their store and there's a little purpose boutique. Yeah. Women's clothes. Well, they have purpose for men. Okay.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so they took me there. They had all of these clothes hanging for me in the dressing room. I tried them on, had a nice little fashion show. The whole place was like cheering me on. I mean, it was really great. It felt beautiful. Yeah. It was amazing. And then she gave me clothes. Wow.


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[Assistant] Um, and it was great. There's a little video on the Instagram. You don't have to pull it up, but I don't even know which one it would be on. She has several, but I just wanted to give them a shout out because they listened to the podcast and it's great. And they donate a percentage of their profits to fight, uh, human trafficking. So, so it's great. So I think that's where purpose comes from. They're selling some.


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[Assistant] I got the shoes and I got the jeans, but not that shirt.


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[Assistant] It was very nice. Yes. Well, this is Tacoma. Well, I need to get up to Tacoma. Yeah. You know, Tacoma, where I was at, the club was great, but I was on one side.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she was, uh, headlining the other Tacoma Comedy Club. So she went, uh, along with my feature, Georgia Comstock, and we all went and, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, had a little fashion show. Christie even gave them a couple outfits. Nice. Yeah. So, very nice people.


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[Assistant] You really turn into a radio guy with the ads.


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[Assistant] Comments, am I supposed to say that? Comments come from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple podcast reviews, and naitland at naitbergazzi.com. This is from Sarah Cosbab. That's fun. Yeah. Cosbab.


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[Assistant] My favorite member of the podcast keeps changing. Right now it's dusty, alright, because of how often he nonchalantly mentions crazy car accidents he's been in. Well, there's still more to come.


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[Assistant] I laughed out loud when he said he drove a car into a lake in the same tone as someone discussing the weather.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, it's wild. I mean, you, when you have a lot of car accidents and you don't get hurt, it just, it is nonchalant. It's a good time.


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[Assistant] Was Judy Garland considered attractive? I mean, I know she was attractive, but were people like Judy Garland hot? I don't know. That's just the first thing.


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[Assistant] Alright, Mike Terry. You know, Mike Terry, uh, does the, uh,


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[Assistant] That's tough. That's a tough one to come back to. Yeah, it is. It is. Cause in the moment, it would have been like, oh yeah, it reminds you of that because they're doing, having a lot of car wrecks, but to have to come back. I know. I honestly forgot.


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[Assistant] You brought it back. Yeah, I did. Well thank you.


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[Assistant] Sarah Cosmab, I appreciate that. Alright, Mike Terry, you know, Mike Terry does Sirius XM, country music. He does the countdown. And then he also does, brings people out at the opera sometimes, Mike Terry. I don't think this is the same one, but.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well, you got a good memory. I mean, I don't, I thought this was a real revelation. Saw Aaron at wise guys. And of course he was fantastic. I sat next to a guy who said he didn't know who Aaron was, but was a huge dusty slave fan. Apparently he isn't one of us.


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[Assistant] I don't know what that means. Well, like a folk. He doesn't listen to the podcast. Okay. But I brought that guy to your show.


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[Assistant] Thank you to everybody. I liked that. I liked your hiking video.


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[Assistant] Alright, Barrett Wilson, thanks to Balanced Books Bates, I checked online and found that I had $45 of unclaimed property in Kentucky and $1634 in unclaimed property here in Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Add this to the list of most useful life information that I have learned from this podcast. Keep up the great work. Brilliant Bates and crew.


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[Assistant] All right. Brilliant Bates. I don't think it was really Brian Bates that did it though. You brought it up, but now somebody who emailed me. So that guy sent me some stuff too, but it was both under a hundred dollars and I don't know how hard it is to track it down. So you're just, I let it be, let it slide. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Maybe it was from last week's episode.


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[Assistant] You know, if you look at, uh, the Columbia Pictures logo, when a movie comes on, it has this, like, Statue of Liberty looking lady.


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[Assistant] And a lot of people believe that Columbia was, you know, an ancient, you know, pagan goddess.


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[Assistant] This, this thing. So, you know, it looks a lot like the Statue of Liberty in Columbia. There's all some relation in there. Some people think that's where Columbia comes from. And as we discussed on before, they don't even know if Christopher Columbus was a real person.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, we didn't say that last week.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, my point being if he discovered America and then they named some cities after him and then a guy making the map gets the name of the country. Yeah. That seems a bit.


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[Assistant] But most people I know are not going to agree with me and they're going to say I'm a lunatic. Yeah. But look it up. Alright. Look it up.


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[Assistant] The Columbia picture thing, that's a weird coincidence though, huh? That it looks so much like the Statue of Liberty.


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[Assistant] Alright, Dylan Blue, you glossed over Leif Erickson a crazy amount and just riffed on his name. He reached America 500 years before Columbus. That's insane. That's how good the Viking boats and sailors were.


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[Assistant] That's pretty crazy. That is pretty crazy, but maybe their ship got lost too. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] I don't try to get into, I try to say it the American way every time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean Interrested Development was just brought up, but it's like, I didn't, I like that show, but I didn't get into it that hard. Like it's like, I feel like it's good for like, I don't know, so many seasons and then it's like, it just becomes the same thing over and over again. Yeah. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I enjoyed it, but I didn't get into it so much that I would pick up on the Cherith cute story.


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[Assistant] But don't, so don't get like mad at us. You know what I mean? Yeah. Next comments from Jim Halpert.


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[Assistant] Actually, there is a Leaf Phoenix, the brother of River Phoenix, aka Joaquin Phoenix. His siblings were named River, Rain, Liberty, and Summer. For some reason, he was given Joaquin. So early in his child acting career, he started going by Leaf before changing it back to his birth name.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, good for him. I don't know why he would do that.


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[Assistant] So we didn't know, we didn't know about all that. You know, if Rain, Liberty and Summer were all famous actors like River, you would be like, oh, okay. Why is he not, uh, you know, some type of nature name?


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[Assistant] He's made a lot of bad decisions, I think. Joaquin.


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[Assistant] Well, see, I never got too into it, and I just assumed he went insane because he didn't win an Oscar for, uh,


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[Assistant] That was really good. Good twist in there. I didn't see it coming.


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[Assistant] Paul M.E. Mueller, I feel like we've had that name before. We have. Brian, you said Magellan almost made it back to Spain. He died in the Philippines. It's barely over halfway back to Spain and a far cry from almost. Perhaps a globe would have been a helpful prop for this episode.


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[Assistant] You know, there was a theory that I read one time that Native American people were from China that walked over the Bering Strait years and years and years prior and settled down in America.


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[Assistant] Well, I guess it just depends on whatever you're saying is, you know, whatever time frame they would say, but I could just imagine that happening.


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[Assistant] I didn't know that was accepted. I think I read that in a Bob Dylan book one time.


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[Assistant] Chase Schubert, my senior year in college I wrote a paper on the map that first named Ameri- wait.


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[Assistant] I wrote a paper on the map that first named America as America after America Vespucci.


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[Assistant] It is nicknamed America's birth certificate and for 200 years. For hundreds of years. Okay, I'm getting real twisted up here.


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[Assistant] For hundreds of years, scholars knew it existed but could not find it. Then around the turn of the 20th century, it was discovered accidentally in a castle's basement in southern Germany.


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[Assistant] But with World War I and World War II, it was forgotten about and left there until finally in 2001, the United States Congress paid $10 million for it, making it the most expensive map ever purchased.


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[Assistant] And then lost again and then the United States paid 10 million for it.


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[Assistant] Pio, I'd say. Sempio. Sempio. Eliasi Sempio. That's probably right.


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[Assistant] In middle school I asked my social studies teacher how did people create the map layout and how do we know if it's the correct shape. I remember she couldn't answer me.


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[Assistant] So she gave me an attitude. Well that happens all the time. This was the first time I felt stupid as a kid only to realize later


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[Assistant] But I like this, but that, cause that's what happens when people, when you ask people a question and they can't answer it.


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[Assistant] Rather than going, you know what? I don't know. They give you some kind of weird attitude and you probably should have been teaching that class. That's an intuitive question.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I was just, no, I mean, oh, oh, just.


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[Assistant] I don't know what subject, I just would hate me as a student. Just, I was always trying to be funny. Homeac. Sometimes I was very funny. I would like to teach Homeac. That would be great.


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[Assistant] You know what they taught us? How to take biscuits.


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[Assistant] I did do, you know what, I did do it at home a couple of times after that. Oh, there you go. As a kid. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. Some practical stuff.


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[Assistant] Stephanie Benson. Aaron opened my eyes when he said Andy from Shawshank Redemption was a metaphor for Jesus. Wow.


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[Assistant] That, that, that. Also Stephen King. That the big guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, probably so. I think it's a good, uh, analysis, Ben.


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[Assistant] You open it up and you can put the diaper in there. And then when you close the lid, it kind of sucks it down. Yeah. And then there's a bacon soda like filter over the top to keep the smells from coming out.


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[Assistant] Yes. This is written by someone that doesn't have any kids.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I'm not offended by Genie. I mean, I don't, you know, I don't, I don't think Genies are real, but if I found one.


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[Assistant] Well, if that wasn't an option, I would go for an extreme amount of money right away because, you know.


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[Assistant] Not that I'm trying to be greedy with money, but that would just, you would never have to do anything else. And then you could give money away and help relatives out and ruin their lives probably, but, uh.


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[Assistant] But to give to other people, to give to other relatives. That's what they always say.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying it would be easy to be corrupted if you had a gene. I would feel like you would do the two wishes and just hang on to that third one. Cause you're like, I never know when- In case something comes up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Have some horrific accident that would have killed you.


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[Assistant] But because you've made this wish, you must continue living.


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[Assistant] You're, you're, you get hit by a car at 35 and you're like the rest, you know, the next.


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[Assistant] Now I have had, you know, I did a, I don't want to know if it was better, but I always talk about this. Uh, there's a comic named Jeff Bodart out of Indianapolis and he headlines and my very first headlining gig at Crackers in Indianapolis, the owner of the club booked him to feature for me.


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[Assistant] And I felt like he did better than me all weekend. Now, prior to that, I had opened for Jeff. And I felt like I did better than Jeff.


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[Assistant] Opening for him, but him opening for me, I think he was doing better. That's the sweet spot.


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[Assistant] That's actually why I like doing an hour on a 90 minute show as opposed to 45 minutes, which is all you really have to do.


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[Assistant] If you have two different, you'd have two pairs. What do you think they call pants a pair like that? They don't call it a shirt. Cause they're legs. So you got two, two sleeves on a shirt. They don't call this a pair of shirts.


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[Assistant] I'll say on that note, I have a bunch of gym shorts. And when I got the Viori, I never want to wear those other shorts. I'm not even making that up. I never want to wear those shorts. Really raise the bar. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we genuinely like the product. Yeah. So we got excited.


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[Assistant] Uh, coffee table right now that I'm gonna order some more stuff from. I like it a lot. Did you order out of a catalog? Well, they sent me the catalog, so I'll look at it.


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[Assistant] But I, I love it though. I'm like, it feels fancy. You know what I mean? To order out of a catalog? No, no, to have the order. Okay, good.


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[Assistant] I love it. I love, I love sports movies a lot. So I like that we're doing this.


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[Assistant] He really wants to. And in the end he does get to. In the end, Jerry Maguire gets the girl.


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[Assistant] Right, but he's a sports agent in the movie. Yeah, but I, I don't think of it the same.


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[Assistant] I think for sure it's Rocky. I think Rocky, not only maybe the best, and I know you guys already talked about it without me, which I was very bummed about. I mean, Brian knows that I love Rocky.


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[Assistant] Uh, the, uh, I think Rocky may be the best movie.


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[Assistant] Outside of sports movies. It's such a great movie.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the Rocky series, and I know you already talked about it, I'm gonna make this last comment. No, no, no, go ahead. But up until Rocky IV, it is like the best series. Rocky V ruins the whole series.


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[Assistant] Because Rocky V, he's lost everything, he's got dang near brain damage, and, and he's not, and he's losing his son, uh, because he's focused on Tommy Gunn, he's losing everything in Rocky V. And it's like,


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[Assistant] If you just stop at Rocky 4, it's, you know, cause Rocky 4, he gets punched so much, but you think, wow, this guy's just tough. Rocky 5, you're like, oh, that.


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[Assistant] That fight almost caused, he's like, my hands won't stop shaking. And I'm like, well, you just ruined four for us.


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[Assistant] You know, because now this heroic thing he did is now you're witnessing a tragedy.


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[Assistant] But he wins in the first one because he says


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[Assistant] He never expected to win. Right. He's like, I just want to go the distance. He said, I don't want to look, you know, I don't want to look bad out there. I want to go the distance. And he does.


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[Assistant] Why is that funnier? I don't know. Hoosiers is a good one. I just rewatched it. Okay. It's the same guy that made Rudy. Okay. It is.


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[Assistant] You know what, there's a movie I like, and I bet you guys have not seen this, called Digstown. You ever seen that? No. Boxing movie, James Woods, Lou Gossett Jr., uh, Heather Graham.


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[Assistant] And, and learns about that he's a big gambler and he learns about this town.


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[Assistant] See they go to this town, this town's a small town but a real big boxing town and one guy kinda owns the whole town because of a fight where he bet on one guy and everybody else bet on the other guy. Bruce Dern is the bad guy.


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[Assistant] And so he makes a bet that Lou Gossett jr he has a boxer that can be ten of digs town best man in one day so and it's fun yeah it's great.


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[Assistant] Well, I, for some reason, yea, people, a lot of people don't like it. Also, the kid, I just learned this on the way here. I was on IMDB in the car here and, uh,


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[Assistant] The kid, Bruce Dern's son in the movie was also the oldest kid in Honey, I Struck the Kids. How about that?


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[Assistant] Or just don't say it's based off a true story. You know, just make a movie.


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[Assistant] Five foot nothing, 100 nothing. Yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Is it? I don't know. I never watched it. I don't know. I actually don't know. I'm sure it might be good. What about Remembering? Or is it Remember or Bobby Fischer? Searching for Bobby Fischer?


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[Assistant] Well, I think that there needs to be some kind of physical aspect. You need to be in shape in some way to be a sport. Oh, you need to be in shape? In some way. Bowling?


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[Assistant] I mean bowling, you ever go bowling after not bowling for years, your arm hurts after the bowl. You know what I mean? So you gotta be. Okay. That's some way. Yeah. You're in shape in some way. Your arm is built up to be able to hold the ball, curve it. You're in shape in some way. Curling. Yeah. I'm sure you got to learn that. You got to know how to skate darts. Curling. You have to know how to skate. Don't you have to skate across the ice to.


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[Assistant] Pool and darts to me is back to games.


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[Assistant] Uh, I've been hung over after playing pool for a while. But, uh, I would say those are games. Okay.


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[Assistant] But you know why? There you go. Well, you know what? I was just thinking the other day about how many things I'm subscribed to. It is unbelievable.


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[Assistant] The average person has around 12 paid subscriptions and they might not even remember subscribing to half of those. If you have no idea just how much you're spending each month you need rocket money.


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[Assistant] I feel like with all the subscriptions now, we could be paying more than cutting the cord. And that is true. You get rid of cable and you're like, I just saved 70 bucks. And then next thing you know, you got


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[Assistant] You know, 15 streaming networks. That's too much. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills.


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[Assistant] With Rocket Money, you can easily cancel the ones you don't want with a press of a button.


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[Assistant] Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to RocketMoney.com slash Nate. That's RocketMoney.com slash Nate. RocketMoney.com.


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[Assistant] I wanted to re-uh, it says to manage your expenses the easy way.


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[Assistant] I got to the, the word expenses and I feel like I just kinda.


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[Assistant] That was a good ad read though. That was really well done. I felt good about it.


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[Assistant] So there's so many sports movies. Good thing, uh, Chase Schubert wasn't right.


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[Assistant] Favorite movie from that sport? I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that. Uh, baseball. Baseball. I gotta say Major League. That's great.


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[Assistant] I mean, Major League is a great, I mean, I'd love to say something more serious, like for the love of the game, cause that's a great movie, but Major League is, it's so fun.


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[Assistant] What's more dramatic than watching Charlie Sheen come out and put on the glasses? Wild thing. Wild thing.


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[Assistant] Oh, my favorite are all comedies. Really? That's why I'm so sad about the way comedies have gone lately. Cause they're not good. Comedies used to be so great.


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[Assistant] I don't think there's any good movies, TV shows, TV shows, movies. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well that's what I mean. Now, present day, comedies are not good.


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[Assistant] Well, that's just a myth. That's what our, our societies come to. They can't even enjoy a good laugh. They gotta...


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[Assistant] They gotta have their emotions manipulated to enjoy the movie.


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[Assistant] I mean, I love, for the love of the game, uh, I think it's great, but.


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[Assistant] But joy out of that. You've been ruining a lot of sports for us.


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[Assistant] He even pulled up to let me know, hey, you like comedies? None of them are the best movies.


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[Assistant] Cause we have to be valid, we're validated by real people on a daily basis. With the art world, they have to validate each other.


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[Assistant] Blew over a lot of crazy stuff. I wouldn't mind that Jalen hurts.


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[Assistant] Still questionable though. You know what I mean? I'm not saying they're guilty, but it's sketchy.


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[Assistant] No, that's true, but I'm just saying if you're, if you're on that squad, it's sketchy.


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[Assistant] I feel like, I feel like it's all my fault. Yeah, I was thinking that too. This could become one of the greatest podcasts because we've made it sad now. Yeah. Oh yeah. Less comedy.


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[Assistant] You're not, you're not happy with what I said. No, no. I mean, you proved your point. So I'm not, I'm not upset with you. I just don't like that. That's a thing.


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[Assistant] Alright, so what's your favorite, uh, basketball movie?


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[Assistant] But Woody Harrelson reminded me of that. White man can't jump. That's the best basketball movie. Wesley Snipes. Yea, that's a great movie.


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[Assistant] What about, what about your, uh, your, uh, dog movie?


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[Assistant] I haven't seen it in a long time, so I don't know. But what about, uh... Plus it's a comedy, so it could never be good. Oh, so best... Oh, you gotta...


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[Assistant] Well, boxing's gotta be rocky for me, but let's just take rocky out of it to have some fun.


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[Assistant] Oh, the fighters are really good. Yeah. Very, very good. It is actually Creed three is really good too. The most recent Creed. I thought we just took all the Rockies. I know.


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[Assistant] Creed 3 was really good. Creed 1, I didn't like, really. Creed 2, I didn't really like. Creed 3, great movie. You didn't like it?


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[Assistant] There's not enough money, like my whole life I've thought I'm gonna get in good physical, and I look okay.


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[Assistant] I can do that maybe. In that movie, Stallone would crush him. It's like grudge match is what it's called.


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[Assistant] I like boxing movies. You know, you could argue that It Man 2 is a boxing movie. It Man is martial arts, but in the, in the second movie, he fights an American boxer.


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[Assistant] Who's like the champion boxer and he's come to China and he's beating up all these martial arts guys. And so it man faces him and it's great.


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[Assistant] Ip Man, very, uh, nobody ever talks about it, but Ip Man, one, two, three, all great martial arts movies. If you're into that, best fights. It's not quick cuts where you can't really see what's going on. I mean, it's really great fights. It's one of the best.


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[Assistant] Why'd you hate it? I just, I don't know. I just feel sorry for the girl, the entire movie. She buys her mom her house and her mom's like, why don't you just give me the money? I can't afford the taxes on this house. And I wanted to punch the mom and I was like, and then, you know, and then she ends up, you know, paralyzed. And it's like, there's no joy in this movie.


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[Assistant] H now. That way too, but. See, people love Bill Murray in Caddyshack. He, that's almost one of my least favorite Bill Murray roles. I like Chevy Chase and Rodney Dangerfield in that movie.


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[Assistant] I don't know that I've watched that as an adult. I think it used to be on like HBO when I was a kid.


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[Assistant] Uh, to the love of the game, Builderum, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Old dude. Dennis Quaid was born 35. He seemed old his whole time. Oh yeah. He's always been old. What about, there was a movie that I remember seeing as a kid, a baseball movie where the guy like hits the ball at the beginning and he knocks the cover off the ball. He hits a light. The natural. Yeah. That was a, is that Robert? Robert Redford. Yeah, that was a good one. All right. What do you got? What about bowling?


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, I think I know Rudy and, and, and, but.


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[Assistant] The Replacements is a really great, Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman. Yeah, that's pretty good. I think that's a great one. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And in any given Sunday, also very good.


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[Assistant] Well, you'll say Talladega Nights. I will say Talladega Nights, but I'll tell you what, I just watched, I was trying to get my daughter into it. She didn't care for it, but the movie Cars, I'd never watched that before. It's really good. We're the cable guy? Yeah.


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[Assistant] But also, uhm, what's the, uh, Tom Cruise one? I can't think of it. Days of Thunder. Days of Thunder.


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[Assistant] Not really good. Uh, I think it's poorly written. I feel like they wrote that movie and then were kind of like writing on the fly. But it's still good.


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[Assistant] Bend it like Beckham. What is it? Bend it like Beckham. Bend it like Beckham.


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[Assistant] Was it also in a movie with Chuck Norris called Sidekicks?


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[Assistant] Ip Man is not karate. That would be Kung Fu, I think. But Karate Kid is really great. And Cobra Kai?


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[Assistant] Especially season one, I mean, I'll watch it if they, if they put out a hundred seasons, I'll watch it.


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[Assistant] She's not, you know, in the Jackie Chan, uh, Jaden Smith.


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[Assistant] So she's out, I guess. Did she die or was she paralyzed? She was... He pulled the plug, right?


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[Assistant] Is there another bowling movie other than, aside from Disney movies?


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[Assistant] Oh gosh, I forgot all about Waterboy. What a good football movie.


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[Assistant] I mean, I was just thinking about it the other day, that halftime when they're in the, he goes, how about when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the mud dogs won the whatever bowl. And it's like, oh man, he comes out of the, comes out of the tunnel.


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[Assistant] I mean, Aaron's done. Bad News Bears though, that's one we actually, we, we, we didn't even mention, but Bad News Bears, the original was great. And I think the remake was good too. Oh, what about hockey movies? Come on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like, I mean, Mighty Ducks was really good. There was also one about a Russian team. Um, can you, is that what it was?


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[Assistant] Did a Amer, a CCCP? Yeah. Was it? Yeah. I don't think it's the Soviet Union.


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[Assistant] I, I just saw it when I was a kid. I thought it was really good. Uh, uh, obviously Mighty Ducks is great, but I feel like there's a one.


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[Assistant] Let's see, there's gotta be another hockey movie though that I'm, that I'm forgetting about.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's a really great baseball. I just watched it recently. It is. It's so good. It holds up.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I'd like to, uh, I'm going to be in Columbus, Ohio this weekend at the Columbus Funny Bone. Awesome. I go there every year. People do come to those shows and, uh, I hope they come again. It's going to be very exciting. If you, if you're a listener from Columbus and you came last year, I got a whole new, I got a whole new act from last year. So.


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[Assistant] You know, I, I mean, I've been able to pump out, now the hour's not where I want it to be, but I've been able to pump out a new hour, uh, pretty fast and it feels good. Yeah. If you're listening, it's not.


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[Assistant] It is good though. People have been like loving it. That's great. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If you'll have, no, we can talk about it later. But know that if we don't end up being on the show, people know that we did ask to do it.


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[Assistant] Best, best wrestling movie. I think that might get a deep demonetized on YouTube though, if you, uh, play that song. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you do, I like, I like being zipped up, uh, always have been and I see like that's very, you know, just big, you don't know what's going on there, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's true. Yeah. Is that how y'all do your birthdays in the Weber household? Get real technical with it.


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[Assistant] Oh really? Yeaah. Wow. Yeaah. Yeaah. You think a lot about that stuff. Uuuh. It gets brought up.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, we have, uh, we have a whole video of other stuff, I guess we should, but I mean, it was...


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[Assistant] The whole thing was like, alright, we're gonna bring the cake out, I'm gonna, uh, you know, I'm gonna bring everybody back on stage for an encore. Or just, not an encore, but just come out and everybody wave.


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[Assistant] I told every, you know, we had, we told everybody, we didn't tell Nick because Nick is, Nick's pretty tough to.


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[Assistant] Keep things under the wraps. He'll, you know, he started going towards the end and then he gets, he'll just, it looks like you go, well, what's going on?