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[Assistant] I know I got arrested when I was younger, but I got youthful offender and uh, so that's been wiped from mine. And it wasn't a violent offence. It wasn't, I wasn't sneaking weapons into a government facility.


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[Assistant] Well, TSA Pre also you do. I'm sure they do them pretty extent. I mean, I think they do it more, more of a background check for TSA than they do for Clear.


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[Assistant] I did do a quick Google search and it does say microscopic amounts of water go out into the stratosphere, which is pretty far from the earth. So this one.


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[Assistant] I was just proposing that, you know, again, that if, you know, water does go up into the clouds, that there's a possibility that it could continue to go past. That's all. People got wild in the comments around this guy, but, uh,


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[Assistant] Oh, they were- Not, not attacking, but there was something else about me denying science or whatever, but it's like- Oh, okay. People, you know, science is asking questions.


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[Assistant] There's a bracket right for like teams that are like so bad. What do they call that? There's like a bracket that of teams that there's like a tournament for. Well, there's another tournament.


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[Assistant] And that's like, yeah, that's like teams. I remember just reading some story and the coach of an NIT last year was like, he was having a baby and they were like, Oh, he had to be, he had to be coaching this game. And I was like, Oh, this must be a big deal.


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[Assistant] And they were like, oh no, it's like the teams that are not good. I'm like, you're missing the birth of your baby for this, this tournament where like.


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[Assistant] I'd like to see some pictures of you guys in suits. I bet every picture of you guys in suits with a tie is slightly above the belt.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm okay with that, but I still like the one on the far left, but maybe, yeah, I mean, I don't claim to be a Thai expert. I mean, just like this guy. Right, right.


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[Assistant] Right. I mean, I know, you know, how much water is leaving the earth, but I don't know.


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[Assistant] You know, I'll be fair. I'll be honest. Looking at this diagram that we're looking at right now, the two short one is the one I've been advocating for, but it does look bad right there. I'm going to.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna go ahead and say that. I think the one above it though is how the guys tie looked that we were looking at last week. Right, right, right. See, that's what I'm saying. It's too long. This, that, that does seem too short.


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[Assistant] So, you know, I might've been advocating for that, but looking at it, yeah, it's like backpedaling, but I think the guy was this and he was the too long.


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[Assistant] You think that's Mike Terry that works at the Grand Old Opry? Does the, uh,


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[Assistant] There you go. Never met him. You never met him? He'll announce you out to the Opry sometimes.


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[Assistant] Once you get real southern, uh, in Florida, it's, it's a bit of a different beast down there, but, uh.


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[Assistant] But like upper northern Florida, central Florida, very southern.


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[Assistant] But that's all coastal stuff. And then on the tip, yeah, pit bull, big, you know, Cuban vibe down there. I love it. I'm a big fan.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like if you're driving to the beach and you like, you go through a lot of these small towns, you're like, oh, this is very Southern. Oh yeah. You know, but once you get to, you know, uh, Vero beach or, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, I've been to a lot of these kind of retirement communities doing comedy. There's a lot of comedy zones out there and I can't even think of them right now, but uh, where it's like, yeah, this is a different vibe.


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[Assistant] And Miami definitely doesn't feel like, uh, the, you know, Alabama.


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[Assistant] You know, I made that drive too and I, at the time I had an oil leak in my car and I drained most of the oil out all the way down there. The whole underside of my car had oil all over it.


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[Assistant] Oh, so I've been there. Did you make it back? I did make it back just fine. And uh, Gregory's, uh, the, the hotel was right on the beach. It was, the, the gig was not good at all, but the hotel, I was opening for a guy too. I was opening for, you know, for a magician and uh, he was good, but it was like, we had, you know,


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, 10 people at the show. And one night they were like, you got 10? Yeah.


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[Assistant] One night they were like, cause we're upstairs, and they were like, oh, everybody that's got tickets to the show is eating in the restaurant, so we're gonna hold the show until they're done. So, imagine what kind of power the audience has to know that the show is waiting on them.


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[Assistant] And it's like, it's just wild how bad it is.


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[Assistant] Side splitters is great. It really is so fun. I love that club.


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[Assistant] They love to hate on it, but Florida is, is banging. I mean, Florida is a rare attack.


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[Assistant] That's where it's at. And I don't know about now. I do have a couple of shows in Panama City coming up, so I hope it's still the same.


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[Assistant] But I used to love it. You go down there with your buddies, you get in the nicest car any of you have and you just ride the strip just up and down the strip, trying to get women to look at you in this car. You're like, this ain't mine, but I'm in it though. You know?


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[Assistant] Oh man, it's the best. My dad met his fourth wife and current wife at a hotel called the Fontaine Bleu in Panama City Beach and I was there. I was about 14.


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[Assistant] That's a, that was great. I mean, I love him. I got a little toe fungus down there. I stomped my toe one time when I was 18. It broke the toenail off. A little fungus crept in. It's destroyed my toenail to this day. And that was, you know, 20 years ago. It's uh, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You just get out of the shower. You're trying to dry off. You got a pat dry.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I got eaten up by a bunch of red bugs and uh, I was like that, but I was just an itch that would not stop. You ever been eaten up like that? What's a red bug? Like a chiggers also is a, you know, you got like in the woods in Tennessee and they just eat you up, man.


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[Assistant] Just like a swarm of them or what? Well you don't even know they're doing it.


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[Assistant] I never wear sunscreen, but we've talked about this.


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[Assistant] When I go to Florida, take my shirt off. That's the first thing I do. I love Florida. Can't wait to go back.


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[Assistant] The sun is amazing. It is unbelievable. It is the life giver.


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[Assistant] No, I used to do the tanning bed a lot when I was younger. Is it even a thing anymore? It is. Oh, to get tan. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, now I don't do it. I try to, you know, you can put a little coconut oil on, but I try to not, you know, I don't like to mess around with putting a lot of stuff on my skin. But it's the sun though can do some.


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[Assistant] Well, you don't want to get burned. I mean, the idea being that, you know, your, your skin burning is the signal that you've had too much sun. So go inside, you know, but a lot of people believe that when you put some block on, what you're doing is you're just, you're still getting the sun, but you're just kind of killing the warning. Like you're still getting a lot of UV rays. You're just, the warning's gone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. Too much, wearing too much sunglasses can, you know, yeah, it has some effect on you.


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[Assistant] My wife has blue eyes and she always says it's very hard for her in the sun with blue eyes. I have brown to hazel eyes and I have no problems. I mean I can, I'm good in the sun.


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[Assistant] Like the glasses that you could put over the glasses. Almost like that.


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[Assistant] Well, if you lose a fly ball to it, I guess you would just wear sunglasses all the time after that. You're like that'll never happen again.


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[Assistant] No. Okay. But it is, what is it in, uh, outside of Jacksonville? St. Augustine. St. Augustine. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, so flat like that, like there's not a lot of, uh, points, but not like overall. I mean, I think- No heel.


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[Assistant] I'm not home enough to run to the grocery store, so I love having what I need ready to go. The value of ButcherBox compared to the grocery is also much better. The grocery does not offer free protein for a whole year. No, no. I've never seen any grocery offer that kind of deal.


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[Assistant] With ButcherBox, you don't have to worry about what is for dinner. ButcherBox is offering our listeners their choice of a weeknight meal essential. Three pounds of chicken thighs, and I do love chicken thighs. It's the most underrated meat of the chicken. Two pounds of ground beef or one pound of


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[Assistant] I also think country music, but the legendary John Anderson, who had the song Seminole Win when we were, uh, yeah, John Anderson I think is from Florida.


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[Assistant] I'll say Jimmy Buffett, but yeah. Oh, yeah. Key West. Yeah. Makes me think of Jimmy Buffett.


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[Assistant] Kenny Chesney's got a real Florida vibe. No shirt, no shoes, no


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[Assistant] Did you have Ronnie Van Zandt on the list? I did not.


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[Assistant] Actually, Southern, Southern man and Alabama are pretty bangin' songs. Neil Young rules. Neil Young, yeaah, yeaah. Old Neil Young nowadays seems a little weak. We're talking about him and his Prime and his music. But Prime, uh, Neil Young is like, he's crushin'. Harvest, Harvest Moon. Down by the river, Cowgirl in the sand. Oh man.


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[Assistant] Probably how a lot of them discovered that Neil Young wrote a song about him.


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[Assistant] I think it's because, what they were saying was that they have to report all of, like all the crimes get reported, right? So it, and it's reported as Florida, man. So it's like.


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[Assistant] Because it's done that way, you can almost find any crime.


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[Assistant] Done by with the, in the title would be Florida man does this, this, this.


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[Assistant] Right. And California is another place though that gets a bad rap for, for some cities, but overall I've been to a bunch of places in California. It's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. It's a beautiful city.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I did a show, uh, it was, it was for, uh, the, the, uh, Quibi, when they were trying to launch this new thing for, just for phones. It was a show called Nice Ones, uh, and hosted by Ron Funches. It was actually very fun, but,


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[Assistant] They had, you know, we were all just asking, it was like a compliment roast battle, which I won, by the way. And, uh, the, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, one of the questions that they let us give are all our own answers, but one of the questions was like, they were like, say something nice about Florida. And we were all supposed to go, oh, you know, like, oh, what, what can I possibly say about Florida? I was like, oh no, I said, I can't do that. I like Florida. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I can't say, you know, so I, you know, I said my dad met his fourth wife in Panama City Beach, you know, so it's still a joke.


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[Assistant] Right. Yeah. When people trash Florida and I'm like, you have no idea what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] Cause you get the warm weather, but you can grow all these different crops year round. Like grow oranges and lemons. Oh man, that's what I'm talking about. A lot of citrus, get some mangoes, avocados. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Single site meaning like, not cooperation. Wal-Mart's the biggest.


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[Assistant] I always wanted to work at Six Flags when I was growing up. There was like a thing you could go to Six Flags and like for the summer and like kind of stay. They had housing for you and you could, and I really wanted to do that job.


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[Assistant] That seemed like something kind of unheard of when I was growing up, like to leave your hometown and go live and work in a place.


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[Assistant] I had Miami Dolphins starter jacket. Growing up I had a Miami Dolphins starter jacket. Still the best look.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'd love to plug some Florida dates though. I mean, you know, it's like, I got stuff this weekend and, and, you know, in Lincoln, Nebraska and Iowa city, Iowa, which I'd love people to come to, but those are not the Florida ones. I would love you to come to those, but you know, I got, uh, let's see where we're at. I got, um, uh, next month I'm in, um,


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[Assistant] Later this month, uh, the 29th, I'm in Ponta Vedra, Florida. That's outside of Jacksonville. I think it's sold out, but I wanted, I just wanted to tell people that I had that sold out show.


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[Assistant] On April 25th and 26th, I'll be in Panama city beach, two nights, two different clubs. One of them is sold out. The other, there's still some tickets. And then on the 27th, I'm going to be in Tampa, Florida at the Tampa theater of April, of April. So get on those.


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[Assistant] There's a, there's a preacher on, on TikTok that a lot of people will pop up and say, that's, that's Elvis and he went into witness protection and that's him and he does sound like him.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't guess he's in public. People just have videotaped him. Okay. Or recorded, I guess they're not videotaping. Is it him? Probably.


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[Assistant] I'm going out to LA, so Wednesday morning, I'll be at the airport. So if you come in early, look out. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's gonna be red. I will not do that anyway. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And Aaron Weber, thanks for the intro Brian. I was waiting on you to throw me in there. You're already laughing at me. No, I was laughing at just the, I don't know what I was laughing at. I'm just happy to be here with the.


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[Assistant] Uh, we should have recorded that. Yeah. Patrion episode.


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[Assistant] Now be honest, who handled the hot chicken better, me or Brian?


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[Assistant] Oh well thanks man, that was an editing trick on their part. I don't, I don't remember walking, I remember walking away going...


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[Assistant] Like that was, the experience was great, but I didn't walk away going, man, I was funny the whole time, but they did a good job editing it.


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[Assistant] Okay. You finished it out. You're like, I'm here. I'm going to do it right. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, the, uh, when, when our episode came out, Dusty, uh,


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[Assistant] With party foul, they went bankrupt that week.


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[Assistant] If you own a restaurant and you're trying to get out, let us come in and seal the deal for you. Yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I wonder if they were showing off a bit because they knew it was on camera.


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[Assistant] Medium's as high as I'll go. And that'll change my day.


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[Assistant] Cause it's hot. Like we laugh at you for tapping out or not tapping out, but struggling at medium, but medium's legit hot.


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[Assistant] Are you noticing an energy difference since the Netflix special?


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[Assistant] I was originally supposed to be at the Looney Bin this past weekend.


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[Assistant] Aaron and Dusty at the same time is going to be good for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was going to tell y'all. So you mentioned radio just now. I did.


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[Assistant] I was in Dayton last weekend and I did a radio interview to promote the show and you guys know when you call in radio station typically.


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[Assistant] They go, all right, we're going to, we're going live in three, two, one.


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[Assistant] Or they go, we're gonna start recording now, right?


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[Assistant] I call into these radio stations, the local country station, and they were so nice, but I did not know that as soon as the call started.


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[Assistant] We were going on this interview. So the entire interview, I thought we were making small talk before the interview started. I gave the worst 15 minutes of radio anybody's ever heard.


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[Assistant] Uh, she goes, I answer the phone. She goes, so you're going to be in Dayton this weekend. I go, yeah, I just had the.


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[Assistant] But yeah, I mean, I'm excited being dating for sure. And she goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? I got, yeah, I'm, I'm good. I think I got some kind of science or something.


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[Assistant] And then the call, and then the call ends, like it hangs up. And I was like, if anybody heard that.


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[Assistant] Well, I think, I think it was a miscommunication of mine. I mean, I should have.


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[Assistant] That's a lesson in that. It's like don't, don't save anything. Like kind of come out of the gates and just think the mic is hot. Because that was just awful radio. I was surprised anybody showed up at that show.


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[Assistant] I had, I was going to tell y'all, do y'all, I, I've been getting on the road. I've been getting Airbnb's whenever I can. If I, if I have a friend with me, do y'all ever do that? Are you just like doing a hotel? You prefer a hotel.


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[Assistant] I like it cause usually you save money if you're factored in buying another comics hotel room. And I like having just a living room where you can watch TV together and just hang out and just have like a fun weekend. Right. So.


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[Assistant] I've been trying to get Airbnbs everywhere I can. I was in Toledo this weekend. Shout out to Toledo Funny Most. Sold out two shows there. That was pretty great.


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[Assistant] Oh, you got my baseball card right there. Yeah. How about that?


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[Assistant] Toph is trying to shut me down on that. Really? Yeah, yeah. Well, uh, friend of mine who's in the, who's in the card.


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[Assistant] I know, well, it's not an officially licensed Tops product, but I wanted it to look like a real baseball card.


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[Assistant] There it is. Yeah. Rookie card, dude. Autographed. That's the real deal. So anyway, I got a house in Toledo this weekend, Airbnb and I show up and it's a duplex. You know, it's like two.


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[Assistant] And I walk in, I put the code in, and immediately I'm like, oh, this place kinda, this place kinda stinks. It's not awful, but you're like...


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[Assistant] There was like a construction ladder just in the living room. The refrigerator doesn't work.


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[Assistant] Somebody put ice in the freezer and it melted and then like little things you can nitpick. Like there's a Keurig machine, but no coffee stuff. So I'm just, I write it off in my head as like, well, it's just kind of a, you know, a dud of an Airbnb, but it was fine. So anyway, I'm on the plane yesterday.


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[Assistant] Flying out of Toledo and the guy who runs the airbnb sends me a message and is like,


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[Assistant] Hey, you stayed at the wrong side of the duplex. So this was like, he's trying to set this other side of it up to become an Airbnb one day.


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[Assistant] To his credit, he felt bad. He was like, I'm sorry. I know it wasn't as nice as the others. I can't imagine how nice the other side was. They probably had a ping pong table and you know.


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[Assistant] Keep it there. Whoa. That is frightening. Okay. Yeah. Leave that in.


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[Assistant] I did message him and go just a heads up cause I didn't want to get blamed for it. I go, the fridge is not working.


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[Assistant] He's like, well, I can come take a look at it now, uh, but if you're not using it, I'll just take a look after you leave. And I go, we're not really using it. It was cold enough. We just put stuff outside in the snow.


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[Assistant] I did tell him, he's like, I can't believe, he's like, that makes so much sense now that, now that you said that. But, uh, anyway, fun weekend in Toledo. Then I, uh, was in Oklahoma city at Brit, the other brick town.


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[Assistant] Just up the street from dusty one show last night, a lot of, uh, not Nate land people out there, man. It was awesome. Awesome. So thanks everyone for coming.


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[Assistant] That was great, dude. Dude, it's like, uhm, it's all the things that people like about Texas, but it's like, it's navigable and it's, you know, people are so nice there.


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[Assistant] I got food from who knows what on my shirt. If you need to take a break, we can.


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[Assistant] By the way, these comments come from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple Podcast Reviews, and Brian's home address, which we will post in the description of this episode.


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[Assistant] Or if you see, yeaah, if you see Brian out with his family trying to enjoy the meal, please approach and give him your questions. Or you can email us at naitland at naitbargotzi.com. Getzi, but let's, it's gotzi.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I made this clip of Nate kind of, uh, just basically writing a love letter to stand up comedy. And I'll be honest, I made that in the morning. I was pretty proud of how it came out. You know, I was just, let me run it by Brian real quick.


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[Assistant] Now that you know, you're the punchline of it. Will you check it out? Okay.


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[Assistant] Dusty is supposed to be the conspiracy theorist, but I have bad news for Aaron. Cow tipping is not a real thing. Your friend was lying to you.


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[Assistant] Even if you could sneak up on a cow, which you almost definitely couldn't, it would take at least three or four people to push one over. Well, I'm pretty strong. I don't know about Kevin, but I feel like I could.


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[Assistant] No, I saw this, uh, I saw this comment earlier. I did text my friend who told me that, uh, he w he had gone cow tipping and I found out that cow tipping was a euphemism, uh, for something he was doing, which I don't, you know, we shouldn't talk about on the podcast.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, let's just say he would go out to a pasture and just kind of have fun out there and then, you know.


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[Assistant] Now I'm lost. Well he would, uh, partake in illegal activities.


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[Assistant] But it was a bit of a bummer because I thought people really did this.


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[Assistant] So it's a bit of a bummer, but thank you, Kevin. I did not know that, but that blew my mind because cow tipping is referenced all the time.


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[Assistant] Talking about like, like happy Gilmore meet me on the ninth green at nine PM, that kind of thing.


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[Assistant] BravesFan27, I like that. Anytime someone says something I don't agree with now, I find myself doing the dusty shoulder shrug while saying, well.


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[Assistant] But I brace fan 27, it is cathartic in a way, you know, it acknowledges, uh, your disagreement without starting an argument. And it's, let's just move on and agree to disagree because there's no point.


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[Assistant] Never. There's no point of dialogue between people that disagree. That's the takeaway from this.


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[Assistant] Death and Taxes. Amanda Fraunfelter. Great name. Fraunfelter. That is a good name.


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[Assistant] We have noticed ever since he joined the podcast that Dusty adds an unnecessary T to about 30% of his words. He repeats every word out loud that we hear with an extra T. It's a funny little game to play every time we listen. Once you hear it, you can't unhear it.


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[Assistant] I have no idea. That's crazy. Did you hear that?


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[Assistant] Or an MC squared, maybe just a square.


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[Assistant] Could be Dion Sanders. I cannot understand people's, that is to say, Aaron's, obsession with the Shawshank Redemption. It's a decent movie and I'm not gonna hate on people who love it. I'm just saying Nate doesn't need to feel like he's missing out on anything.


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[Assistant] Wow. I'm gonna disagree. Yeah. Obsession might be a strong word. I do like the movie. I don't have a statue of Stephen King in my house.


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[Assistant] You have a poster of- I don't write letters to Frank Darabont thanking him for writing the movie. I don't do anything like that. You have a poster of Raquel Welch? I do have a Shawshank poster at my house, but I don't have a statue or a shrine. The fact that you know the guy that wrote it. Well, Stephen King gave him the rights for $1, which I always thought was a cool story.


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[Assistant] Frank Darabont? Whatever that guy did. He's kind of a big director. Is he? Did The Green Mile too. There's also a Stephen King adaptation.


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[Assistant] He's also an entourage as himself. So big Frank Darabont fan, but I don't know if I'm...


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[Assistant] It's also, it's not like this is some obscure movie that it's odd that I like. It's literally the number one rated movie on IMDB. So it's like, this is a well-liked movie.


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[Assistant] I know, I know who was originally cast on this. It was supposed to be the original offer was, uh, Tom Cruise to play the part of Andy Dufresne and Harrison Ford to play Morgan Freeman's part.


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[Assistant] And thank God that didn't happen. I think that would have been a fine movie, but Morgan Freeman is, is what makes that movie great.


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[Assistant] The guy who knows how to get things. Yeah, wise guy. Street smart.


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[Assistant] Or maybe Ryan just, you know, prepares for this podcast in a way that you and I don't.


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[Assistant] I got nothing else going on guys. Next comment comes from Terry.


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[Assistant] Is that some ancient technology you had growing up? Yeah. Beta. Yeah. Was it a beta box? Was that what it was called?


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[Assistant] No one has noticed that. Okay. Is this another inappropriate joke? Somebody slipped through the cracks here. Beta box baits should do movie reviews for older movies that people may not have watched, but are great.


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[Assistant] I love an old movie. That would bother me if you do watch that. Why? Cause I feel like I recommend stuff to you. What'd you recommend? I can't even think of something now, but.


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[Assistant] It's about a young man trying to become great. It's about greatness and the pursuit of greatness.


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[Assistant] That's number one. Cause that's what happens. That's right up Dusty's alley for sure. That is what happens out here. Colin McKinley. Mount McKinley. Yep. Which is now Zanale.


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[Assistant] Cause it was a, it was on native land and the president came in and was just like, well, we're going to name that after me. So it was called Mount McKinley.


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[Assistant] And then McKinley died and I don't even know who McKinley was.


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[Assistant] Did Alaska became a state? Did he complete the Alaska purchase? Maybe that might've been why.


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[Assistant] There wasn't very much good information on agriculture, but it was so funny to watch Aaron struggle to understand what a hay bale was.


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[Assistant] But I, I, I think there are a lot of people like me that you see hay all the time.


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[Assistant] And I think if you ask them, if you corner them in a room, put a gun to their head and go, tell me what he does. I don't think they'd be able to tell you.


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[Assistant] That's right. And I don't like the sound a spoon makes hitting the side of a bowl.


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[Assistant] It was a running joke in our family. My sister could not handle people chewing. You could be having a peanut butter sandwich and she would be, you know.


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[Assistant] In another room in the house and just yell, stop chewing. So that was crazy.


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[Assistant] And she did some research and tried to convince us that she had a legit medical condition where the brain doesn't, it processes sounds of people eating as music or something. She tried to, she did like a presentation to the family. It was like, I'm not crazy. And, uh, none of us believed her.


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[Assistant] And she might still, I don't know, still process sounds that way or something, but she stopped talking about it after awhile.


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[Assistant] But she's your mom. You're not going to do that. Right. You're just going to suffer in silence, bottle up, take it out on your family.


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[Assistant] Hold on, let's take a break and just process that. Sorry, Gabrielle. Gabrielle. Gee. One of.


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[Assistant] In one of the largest, one of the top 50, we have some weird slaughter laws. So we are now cow calf producers and most cows that are born in Florida are slaughtered in the Midwest. Trust me. We have a lot of cows here. I believe you. I believe you for sure.


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[Assistant] It makes me laugh cause somebody's like, that's what somebody goes like, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, I live in one of the top, the top 13 cities in the number 13. I feel like if you were, it'd be top 10, if you were seven or eight top 13.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Some of the psychology behind like Buzzfeed articles in odd number has a higher click through rate. Okay.


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[Assistant] So top 11 or top 17 works better than top 20. You're more likely to click on it.


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[Assistant] For some reason. It's weird. It's pretty crazy. Teresa. I'm shocked by that. Teresa. Oh, I believe.


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[Assistant] I believe that medication has made our life span shorter. Oh, here we go. The older generation.


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[Assistant] Use more herbs, plants, and foods to heal their bodies. My great grandfather used buttermilk to heal his digestive system. He never used antacid, Pepto, et cetera. He used leaves from a Japanese maple and aloe for skincare. Sassafras leaves.


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[Assistant] He had skin cancer from farming in the sun for so many years, but lived to a hundred. Sorry. I didn't read the rest of the sentence. He was just saying she used all these leaves, blah, blah, blah. And then the next sentence was he had skin cancer. You're like, okay, sorry.


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[Assistant] Her great grandfather used buttermilk to heal his digestive system.


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[Assistant] Feel like buttermilk's causing some of the problems for me. I feel like buttermilk's why I need Tums.


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[Assistant] I got another what is hay type question. What is buttermilk? Is it just milk and butter mixed together?


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[Assistant] On the subject of living longer, there are places around the world called blue zones.


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[Assistant] The most people over 100 for various healthy reasons.


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[Assistant] Well, they're vegans, so it's gotta be a big part of it.


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[Assistant] I, uh, I had to work a Seventh-day Adventist wedding when I worked at a country club.


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[Assistant] And it was a little different, a different vibe at that wedding than the other ones I worked. No alcohol, no caffeine, no dancing.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. That's what everyone's saying.


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[Assistant] Uh, Blue Zones, Seventh Day Adventists, Loma Linda is the core.


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[Assistant] Of America's blue zone region with a community of about 9,000 Adventists who view health as central to their faith. Well, that's gotta be, yeah, it's a big part of.


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[Assistant] Their whole philosophy on life and stuff. They don't smoke or drink alcohol. That's another big thing. You know?


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[Assistant] No magic spin would extend their life. That's right.


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[Assistant] Ryan Hale. We have a bat house and live in a nice neighborhood. No complaints so far. And sitting on the porch at dusk watching the bats leave the house is super fun. Dusty. Good call on nixing the owl house because owls eat bats.


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[Assistant] I was wondering if when dusty shops for marketplace, do any of the people ever recognize them? I would love it if dusty showed up at my house to buy a bath tub. That sounds like you do know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, you're my sister-in-law. You're her favorite comic. Oh yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, by the way, I have my godfather and my, that couple of my brother and his wife.


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[Assistant] First, first God kid. In Columbus? In Columbus. Yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Rachel Stoll, Erin smiling during all of Dusty's ad reads is the reason I'll never skip through the ads. It reminds me of two high schoolers waiting for the other to mess up reading out loud in class.


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[Assistant] Those are the best laughs. I had some of the hardest laughs of my life in like church or school or like when you're not supposed to laugh.


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[Assistant] Have you ever seen that clip of Jameis Winston and he's an NFL combine. He's just getting interviewed by coaches. I think it was John Gruden was like, have you ever been, were you ever disciplined for bad behavior in high school? He was like, uh.


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[Assistant] The coach is crying. He just started laughing and I go, I get it, dude. I've been there where you're like something about a serious moment and then you see your friend and he makes a face or something and you can't stop it.


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[Assistant] Cause I kinda felt it was coming. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] If I asked you guys how many subscriptions you would have had, would you be able to list all of them? And would you be able to tell me how much you're paying? No, because you guys are idiots. If you would have asked me this question before I started using Rocket Money, I would have said yeah, but let me tell you, I would have been wrong. I would have been lying. I've had way more than I thought, and some of them I was just wasting money. All of them.


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[Assistant] Rocket Money is a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bill.


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[Assistant] Really is amazing. It crawls through your credit card statement, it pulls information, it tells you what you're paying for, how often you're paying for it, and they will cancel that stuff for you. They have over 5 million users and they've helped save this member as an average of $720 a year.


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[Assistant] With over 500 million and cancels subscriptions. So they're saving you money, dude. Stop wasting money on things you do not use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to rocketmoney.com slash Nate.


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[Assistant] That is rocketmoney.com slash Nate. One more to seal the deal. Rocketmoney.com slash Brian stop.


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[Assistant] RocketMoney.com slash Nate. Sorry, I just thought that would be funny.


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[Assistant] We have, he's writing down more movies he wants to watch instead of whiplash.


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[Assistant] I know that mine is off. How do you know?


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[Assistant] The fifth grader. Yeah. Yeah. It's like Brian says, what'd you say?


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[Assistant] You ever be flipping through TikTok or something and you can feel it rotting your brain.


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[Assistant] I'm, I haven't been enjoying this for a while and I'm still doing it, dude. I had to like throw the phone across the room. Let's start over. My circadian rhythm's a mess. Dusty at the table.


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[Assistant] They had these, uh, they had these lamps that you could sit in front of during the winter that were supposed to simulate the sun, sun lamps. They had a bunch of them in a room and people would go and just sit in front of them. Were they a certain color?


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[Assistant] I don't know, I never went. I was, you know, strong-willed and, you know. So this guy. I like that.


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[Assistant] No, but some people were, some people, seasonal effectiveness, effective. Oh yeaah. Just sad.


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[Assistant] That's sad. And if people got sad, they go sit in front of those lights.


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[Assistant] It's that blue light, right? Yeaah, I know that people wear these glasses that eliminate blue light if they're looking at the computer for too long. I used to use an app, I stopped using it, it's called Flux.


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[Assistant] Change the color of your computer throughout the day.


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[Assistant] To fit, to fit it. Yeah. I would like, and by the end, by like 3 AM, like your whole screen is just orange because it's eliminated all the blue light.


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[Assistant] Well, that's why I stopped using it. Cause when I was doing Photoshop and stuff, it's hard to edit stuff. Everything's orange, you know? But if you're just browsing the internet, it's like, who cares what color stuff is, you know? But you're doing Photoshop like at 3am?


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[Assistant] Back in the day, I was doing stuff where the color was important on the screen. You know, I've got my phone set up now where if I triple tap the back of it, it goes grayscale.


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[Assistant] That's an accessibility option on the phone, on the iPhone, where if you, if you triple tap the back of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you can, you can set that to do anything. You go into the accessibility features. You can have that do something.


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[Assistant] Somebody told me a trick to cut down on, uh, to cut down on screen time is to just put your phone on black and white. Everything's a little boring in black and white. You don't want to scroll through. Instagram looks boring as heck. They flipping through it's black and white, but I made it too easy to change back so I can just immediately tap back and I'm good.


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[Assistant] Spending time outdoors, spending, uh, sleeping at a regular time each day.


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[Assistant] We might not be starting a show until after 9.


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[Assistant] The day before that I boarded at 5 a.m. It's been two, two long days, man. And I'm starting to feel, this is right around the time of day I start to feel it. It's 5 30 right now, just full transparency. It's 5 30 p.m. And uh, it's hitting me. It's hitting me hard.


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[Assistant] It's all farce, dude. Yeaah. It's all farce, cause then, you know, you crash.


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[Assistant] Is that a fair trade between spouses? You know who got the raw end of the deal.


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[Assistant] Now is this reflected in the- I'm wondering if this is reflected, uh, I'm not gonna read this, but-


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[Assistant] In, in the lifespan of different parts of the world. Like the parts of the world where you get a ton of sunlight.


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[Assistant] Do they live longer than the, you know, people that live near the poles and they don't get any sun?


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[Assistant] Is there any kind of data that reflects that? We'll find out.


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[Assistant] If the thesis statement of this is that your sun exposure affects your lifespan, then we should be able to see, uh, disparities in lifespan based on sun exposure.


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[Assistant] Let's move on. I think the sun's important to go outside and just get a good look at it. Just look at it. It's good for you. It can't burn your eyes. You know, if you look at the sun.


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[Assistant] And it starts to hurt your eyes. It's just a warning that you've been looking at it too long.


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[Assistant] You'll be able to see it a little bit, but I want total darkness.


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[Assistant] We could roof. Why don't we all take a big trip? The four of us to Cape Gerardo, Missouri.


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[Assistant] Yep. The buses I've been on too, they got a little air vent right above you and you can just angle that down.


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[Assistant] Oh, that, oh, noise machine. I want it to feel like a leaf blower is going off on my face.


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[Assistant] It's just air, dude. Whatever, whatever it grabs.


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[Assistant] There's a little filter the size of a postage stamp that I replace every six months, you know, but yeah, no, I do it. You're supposed to replace it way more often.


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[Assistant] You can just go buy those too. You know, if you go to any like out sporting goods store in the hiking section, they sell those just things of oxygen. Oh yeah. Go grab more of those. How do you, how's it work? Well, you just.


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[Assistant] You know, you put it in, you ever see an NFL player on the sideline, they go get that oxygen. You can go get that. You just put it in your mouth and breathe it in.


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[Assistant] Those are hooked up to a rocket machine, right? Yea, hooked up to a little tank.


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[Assistant] I saw you did, I saw a video of you doing smelling salts for the first time. I did smelling salts this weekend. Was that real?


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[Assistant] Well, I looked into it a little bit. They have been used for a long time. They're using the back, the ancient Greeks, I think were using smell and salts too.


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[Assistant] Do God knows what, but now it's mostly just like guys, weightlifting or athletes will do it because it gives you a big jolt before you're about to do something. It's so much more intense than you think it is. You think you smelled something.


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[Assistant] Try to get those views. I couldn't think of a funny way to do it. You know what I mean? Yeaah. I couldn't think of a...


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[Assistant] If I, cause I barely inhaled. Yeah. It just kind of touched my nose. If I would have really, I mean, I don't know if I'd be here today. I would have passed out in the under construction Airbnb in Toledo, Ohio.


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[Assistant] All this data hanging out on the internet can have consequences in the real world. Nate and Laura have been using DeleteMe for a long time and now I've signed up. I just got an update today.


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[Assistant] With some of the stuff that they removed. Onboarding process is easy. You put your info in, they crawl through the internet and they send out reports monthly. And I was surprised what they've already started removing me from. They send you a personalized privacy report.


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[Assistant] What they found, where they found it, and what they removed.


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[Assistant] That's JoinDeleteMe.com slash Nate, code Nate. I didn't know you actually leaned forward.


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[Assistant] Do you really use it? I like it, but it's starting to get so good. I don't know if you've seen some of the.


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[Assistant] The video AI that came out over the weekend, they have a new service called Sora that can generate high quality videos from text prompts and it's startlingly good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, absolutely. If you guys would banter for a couple minutes, I'll go ahead and pull it up.


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[Assistant] Lock on a guy's ear and running away.


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[Assistant] I hope it was his friend. I hope it was stage. Here's a good example. This is one of the official videos. This was a text prompt. Prompt.


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[Assistant] See, I did the opposite of the Dusty. I took a T out of that. Beautiful, snowy Tokyo city.


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[Assistant] Beautiful snowy Tokyo. I mean, this looks like a professional video. That's AI video.


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[Assistant] And even human beings it generates very well. Look at this. This is a movie trailer.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Featuring the adventures of a 30 year old spaceman wearing a red wool knitted motorcycle helmet. And it's just generates the media in the same way that I remember not long ago when the still image application of this technology came out. My mind was blown. Right now, how quickly we've come this far.


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[Assistant] That, I mean, who knows what this will look like, like six months from now, let alone six years.


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[Assistant] No, that's an AI generated person. So that person does not exist. That was amazing.


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[Assistant] The scam doesn't work on Whole Foods, okay? You gotta do it on McDonald's. But it's a testament that McDonald's cares enough about. They care enough about their customers.


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[Assistant] Put it in your body and we'll give you, you know, $4, but I'm sure that adds up.


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[Assistant] How do you inconspicuously steal a bunch of receipts out of a trash can?


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[Assistant] I mean, I've been in some McDonald's where there's a lot going on in there. You could probably get away with it, but I'm thinking of like, he's gotta go in at an odd hour.


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[Assistant] When the employees are getting screamed at by people and that's when you go in and get the receipts too.


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[Assistant] Land for the raising of crops. We'll try till. It's the drawer in a cash register.


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[Assistant] Why jumps over the counter, punches a few people.


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[Assistant] This is actually a story about a violent criminal trying to get free McDonald's.


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[Assistant] That's right. Yeah, I'm trying to get some free Panera. Speaking of the airport, dude, I was thinking about this today. Do you know how much the average American flies per year? If you had to guess. One time. 1.4.


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[Assistant] And then the person that has flown, you know how many times they've flown per year? If you take an average person who flies, how often they fly? Twice. Yeah, four. Four times a year. So that all to say.


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[Assistant] This next random about to go on might be boring for most people, but it's a big part of my life. I can't wait to hear. I was furious this morning.


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[Assistant] At clear. Oh yeaah. Clear makes my blood boil dude.


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[Assistant] I pay for pre-check and I don't pay a lot. It's $70 for five years, you know, but I'm a part of the system. Clear adds nothing to the security process.


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[Assistant] Precheck i think helps it helps the whole system.


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[Assistant] Right? It's got a separate lane, everybody moves through quick. All clear does...


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[Assistant] Is it just lets people cut the line? So you didn't speed up the whole thing. You're just charging people to cut the line.


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[Assistant] And the TSA pre-check line was long this morning, dude, and I'm creeping my way up and I'm about to miss the flight. And then this woman with the smile on her face just gets...


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[Assistant] Escorted up to the front of the line and I went off dude. I was furious. The guy in front of me was mad too. We bonded over it. I just don't understand where they, where they get off.


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[Assistant] It is expensive, but you know, this is, but they're not helping anything. They're not helping anything. I agree. Just, but you don't care. You're just trying to, you just think it's all about you.


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[Assistant] I get it though. I mean, I get the individual incentives.


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[Assistant] But when you're, you take a step back and you're watching this unfold, you're like, you guys aren't helping anything now.


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[Assistant] You're just, it's, it's just, I think it's, I read an interview with the CEO and the founder of the company and she said, the average clear consumer.


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[Assistant] Our customer uses it 12 times a year. We want people to be using it 12 times a day.


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[Assistant] As you hold the hand of a man in a vest and he brings you to the front.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm platinum on enterprise and they look at you. I don't know if that's contingent on.


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[Assistant] Your status with them, but you can check in through the app and then just walk right, bypass the counter, walk right to the garage and up to the car, yeaah.


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[Assistant] And then you know, national and enterprise and Alamo and everybody too, they


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[Assistant] Yeah. Enterprise is usually pretty good. You check it on the app and go right out there to the garage. I usually don't spend too long in enterprise.


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[Assistant] I do it pretty much everywhere, yea. I like the freedom of it, dude.


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[Assistant] It's a big difference between me and you is I like freedom, even if it comes at, you know, if it's a price, I like freedom. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Right, well you're not necessarily tied to, you can kind of go wherever you want and you can always turn it in if you want, but what I would never do is sign my soul away to skip a line or something like that. You know what I mean? I care about freedom and the future of this country and my own guiding principles.


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[Assistant] Pre-check's different because it's benefiting me.


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[Assistant] But it does not take away from the general boarding at all.


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[Assistant] They can, they can have fun over there on that side, right? But what I would never do.


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[Assistant] Is walk over and walk right in front of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's also the speed, right? Yeah, speed. Yeah, that's a big part of it. Exactly.


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[Assistant] And I'm not doing, I'm not achieving any of those things at the expense of someone else.


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[Assistant] It's not my responsibility to, to schedule the employees at the rest, at the, at the airport. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] That's fair. Look, I get it. If I had clear, if I had, if I had sold my soul, you know, in a moment of desperation, I'd be up here defending clear too, but.


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[Assistant] Thank God I stood my ground, you know, put my foot down. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] What would they, what would the drones like holding that up or something?


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[Assistant] Is there, what's the implication of this?


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[Assistant] But are there any claims of a supernatural?


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[Assistant] Occurrence or is this just like wow, look how it caught the wind in a weird way?


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[Assistant] I mean, that is bizarre. That would freak me out if I saw this. I was walking down a residential street and I just saw a palm tree floating in the sky.


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[Assistant] NASA is seeking applicants to participate in its next simulated one-year Mars surface mission to help inform the agency's plans for human exploration of the Red


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[Assistant] Well, how big? I'm not good at square footage. Can you clock square foot? How big is 1700 feet?


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[Assistant] Yeah, apartments or houses.


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[Assistant] NASA is looking for healthy amount.


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[Assistant] You get, look, I'll do the experiments, but I'm trying to live a life. If I go to Mars, I want to have a good time.


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[Assistant] They're also looking for a master's degree in a STEM field such as engineering, mathematics, or biological, physical, or computer science from an accredited institution.


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[Assistant] And I'm curious, I was curious what it was going to pay, but look at this line here. Compensation for participating in the mission is available.


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[Assistant] More information will be provided during the candidate screening process. So they're not letting you know. I feel like if it were a big money figure, that would be part of this article.


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[Assistant] Right? You get 500 grand to live in a Martian bubble for a year.


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[Assistant] Do you remember very early on in the podcast, we talked about a scientific study where they just wanted a guy to lay down for a year.


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[Assistant] They wanted to examine the effects of not being vertical.


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[Assistant] And this guy did it. They paid him a ton of money and just laid down on his back for like months.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think, I think it was like three months and they paid him 90 grand or something like that. And he just laid on his back.


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[Assistant] They go, we're looking for, we're looking for unhealthy, unmotivated people who've never been to college. But yeah, this guy, this guy did it man.


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[Assistant] I think they wanted to see what it would do to like a healthy body. Okay. Yeah. I can't remember if it was NASA, but it was, it was some.


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[Assistant] Some institution, they wanted to see how it would affect the organs over time to, to, to not be sitting upright.


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[Assistant] They haven't talked about the results yet. This was just about the guy doing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, let's talk about that. This is the no-sit Nolan, the painful stand all day routine that, uh, this player endured. How do you say that word?


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[Assistant] His last name? No, Endured. Endured. Endured.


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[Assistant] He got to sit down to eat, it says here. He says only reprieve was for meals. So this is, I'd be curious to hear how the science, what the science of this is, but there's, there's gotta be some kind of health benefit to just standing, standing straight up on their.


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[Assistant] It's the new smoking, but also maybe standing up all day is bad for you too.


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[Assistant] Uh, well you have a standing desk where... I do have a standing desk and I've been...


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[Assistant] Dude, where I, I recommend this to anybody, dude, anybody that has a desk.


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[Assistant] Job where they have to do stuff on a computer and I don't have a desk job, but I like to do stuff on the computer and I get a standing desk, get a treadmill, dude. I walked, I walked 18 miles the other day. In one day, in one day.


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[Assistant] 18 miles just while editing the clips for the podcast or sending emails. I got the treadmill at my desk and I put the apple watch on my ankle and I just go.


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[Assistant] Wow. And then I did 10 the next day. So you do 2.6, I think you said? 2.6. It depends on what I'm doing. If I'm just watching TV or something, I'll put it on 3, 3.2 and really get, really get going.


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[Assistant] No, no. Yeaah. It'd be sweet though. I wish I had some.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You say a hot pot too. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's fun dude, but get that, dude, if you're fighting like man, I'm sitting down all day.


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[Assistant] Try it out, dude. I had a comedian friend of mine, a buddy who I just worked with in Montana. He's sent me a message. He's like, I was listening. I just bought one, walked five miles today that I wouldn't have walked.


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[Assistant] Otherwise like dude, hopefully it's going to change a lot of lives, dude.


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[Assistant] Get a standing desk dude, I have a fully Jarvis loaded standing desk. Jarvis? Jarvis is the name, is the brand name. Or fully, I think bought Jarvis, but.


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[Assistant] That's the standing desk. It has to be fully loaded. Bert cries your standing desk, but it's got a...


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[Assistant] I guess, I guess I haven't said it out loud before, but, uh, they got programmable heights. So I just press a button.


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[Assistant] Rises up and then you're good to go. And if you want to sit down, if you want to dial in, you know, you hit another button and it


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[Assistant] The weight capacity. A lot of these, a lot of these go, Hey, this would be great way to lose weight. Maximum weight, 220. And you're like, well, those people don't need to lose weight.


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[Assistant] I haven't lost enough weight to lose weight yet. That's crazy. But the one I got is like, Hey dude, we'll take anybody. And I, dude, I'm, I get rolling on that thing. Anyway, just an idea. I'm gonna throw that out there to the listeners. Let's wrap it up.


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[Assistant] I feel like we did cook for a while.


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[Assistant] When do we stop cooking? We stopped cooking when I went off about clear. That was a misstep and I'm sorry about that.


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[Assistant] Just a little peek behind the curtain. That's where I think it went off the rails and I think we brought it back.


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[Assistant] Look at that dude. Sold out, sold out, sold out.


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[Assistant] This weekend, I'm, uh, touring the Dakotas. I'm going to be in Sioux falls Friday, Saturday, and then Sunday in Fargo, North Dakota. And then one other show I want to plug cause it's look because I haven't sold anything. It's Las Vegas at the end of March.


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[Assistant] I'm at wise guys in Las Vegas. All right. You're in the Vegas area coming out to wise guys. All my dates, Aaron Weber comedy.com.


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[Assistant] You know, I lived in a trailer and had a slinky. I had three steps.


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[Assistant] Well, I was on a different road, but I saw a budget truck got pulled over and I thought, you know what? I'm going to get picked up here.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, I do. I do. I think my Google maps is programmed to weird. I find myself on all the wrong roads. I mean, it's the right road, but I'm like, did we need to be on this road? It's just gotten to know you a little bit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause John Chris was on here when you guys did Go Jackets and I didn't know what that was and people would say Go Jackets to me and I'm like, you know that I wasn't on that episode.


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[Assistant] Yards. Yards. Are you talking about, I thought you were talking about golf. Yeah, that's who I am.


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[Assistant] Cause I do not know, I do not know a lot about Georgia Tech football. Yeah. Go Jackets. Yeah. I don't know a lot about them. Yep. Go Jackets. It's in Atlanta.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're the Georgia team outside of the SEC.


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[Assistant] A tough career Calvin Johnson had then, huh? Georgia Tech to the Lions. Yeah. I can't catch him. Hall of Famer though. It's crazy. I mean, he's great, but.


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[Assistant] But sometimes five minutes in and you know, they don't like it. It's like, it's almost like a punishment now for them. It's like, you don't like me? Well, I'll be up here for 25. Dusty do that.


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[Assistant] No, that's like Lexington, Kentucky. They would have a room like that where you would be in there doing comedy and there would be free food and people would come in there and get the food while you're on stage and get the food and leave. Yeah, the Tom Sobol gig. Yeah, they wouldn't even


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[Assistant] Oh, that was Red's Apple Ale. Oh, Red's Apple Ale. Yeaah. And, and, and, uh, Charlotte, North Carolina, big conference room. I mean, it was like, I was, it was every, whoever, whatever.


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[Assistant] Beer company owns Red's Apple Ale. It was like all their brands in one giant room. Next to me was a, I don't know, a dunking booth and the other was like a DJ and I'm on a high stage behind the bartenders.


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[Assistant] Two young girls, I was like, who's your favorite comic? They were like, Kevin Hart. And I was like, oh, okay, well, you're not gonna like this.


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[Assistant] And it was, uh, pretty bad. People, nobody knew what I was doing. I was just up there and I started calling people out by their names on their name tag and one lady was like, what are you doing up there?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think the worst with a corporate gig for me is like, when I do like, uh, like some of my newer jokes that I think are really good and it doesn't, and it bombs. And then I go, all right, I'm about to hit them with some of this old stuff. That's a real classic. And then you do that and it bombs. You're like, Oh, I got nothing.


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[Assistant] Where were you this weekend? I was at the Liberty Funny Bone in, uh, Cincinnati. Liberty Township, Ohio.


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[Assistant] This is a great club. It was great. I had a lot of fun. I also finally brought these. I don't know. Months ago I was in Des Moines, Iowa and this lady brought us all a Texas Roadhouse gift card. She was a very nice lady. She said her husband didn't want her to do it. Oh, why not?


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[Assistant] But the shows this weekend was great. Had a lot of fun. That club's great. The Funny Bones are awesome. A lot of fun.


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[Assistant] You have a special coming out. I do have a special coming out. Yeah, I announced it. And, uh, yeah, I really thought, Hey, I've announced this. This will really turn the sales around for this weekend. And then it did not. And, uh, but I did not sell 50,000 tickets, but I did sell.


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[Assistant] I did sell, I did sell 50 to a couple of the late shows. So that was, that was good. That's not bad, dude. Nah, it was great. I had a lot of fun. I actually, I like, sometime in,


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[Assistant] Of course you want to sell out every show, but it's like, I like sometimes when it's a small crowd and they're all a little drunk cause you just get loose with it. And then I'm riffing and I just talking about all kinds of crazy stuff and that's fun to me.


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[Assistant] You know, for some, for a little bit of time that Netflix was gonna pick it up, but I didn't have a date.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So I was like, you know, I was like, so I didn't, I didn't talk about it, but now it's out.


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[Assistant] And very exciting. So I'm pumped. It's gonna be great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's an hour of comedy that I like and it's my first thing that I've ever gotten to film that I've really got to do it in the south, right? Like every time if I do, you know, the Tonight Show or Jimmy Kimmel or I did a Comedy Central thing and even the other


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[Assistant] Uh, Netflix half hours, always New York or LA, which they're great, but I, you know, the South and the Midwest is where I.


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[Assistant] Learn to do comedy. Yeah. It's in your pocket. Yeah. You're in the pocket. So it was fun. I did the bijou where you were at this weekend, Karen Mills and, uh, it was hot. I love it. It looks good. It sounds good. It looks the way I want it to look. And, uh, I'm pumped.


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[Assistant] And I, you know, somebody, uh, uh, brought me, uh, uh, a fan of mine, uh, brought me a swim medal and I forgot to bring it today. He brought me up. So I've, you know, I now have a medal for swimming and someone brought me a swimming cap.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, my manager really likes the idea of, like, let's tell people what the special is. In the title.


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[Assistant] But that's, that's the idea and I got a lot of jokes about jobs I've worked and a very like, you know, I mean, I had a, you know, I was a pesticide salesman for like 10 years and a waiter and it's like, so it's all inspired by that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. So he wrote that song and then he's gonna do a whole album. So he's gonna release that song on his own, but he wrote it for the intro to the album. That's cool. That's exciting.


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[Assistant] Jesse Daniels great. If you've not heard him, he's really good country.


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[Assistant] I think it's in there though and I think they find it and then tourism booms.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just don't think these world governments really care about the tourism money.


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[Assistant] We don't care about your little tourism. I'm saying for the town. Right, I think they don't care about the town.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I agree with that too. It's trouble. But I just feel like there's gotta be something to it, right? Because what's to keep, you know, anybody from just being like, hey, I got some stuff in my lake.


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[Assistant] You write a check to, you write a check to her, you're like, dang.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you're a teacher, it's Mr. B. Two L's and two T's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so pitiful and stuff, we didn't even know about it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] What's the point of, then what's NASA for? It's just exploring the ocean first and then space. That's the whole debate, I think. If you have NOAA, what's the point of NASA?


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[Assistant] What are they trying to look at? I dunno. We're supposed to be going back to the moon. You guys say that?


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[Assistant] Somebody gave me this hat in Ohio. They said this was their golf hat. They said they were Team Slice.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's fun. Oh, that's fun. Yeaah. Yeaah, that's fun. I was wearing a Michigan hat in Ohio, and it really took a fence to it. It wasn't a University of Michigan, it was just a- Don't even matter. A state. Yeaah. You just wore a random hat about the state of Michigan.


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[Assistant] Well, it was, you know, it was a, just a, you know, white trucker hat that has a, it's like a, you know, engine bearings, you know, just kind of a old company.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, I don't know how to read sometimes and, uh,


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[Assistant] I mean, it sounds like some kind of propaganda TV show where they're like, Oh no, we scanned it. We can tell what's in there now. It's like, I bet you can. I bet you scanned it.


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[Assistant] I mean, well, I mean, depending on what their overall agenda is, I mean, maybe their agenda is just to make a TV show and make you watch it regardless of the- Yeah.


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[Assistant] And maybe they find other things in there. Maybe in the episode they're like, oh, there actually is some cool stuff in here.


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[Assistant] I mean, I've watched lots of useless shows where at the end they don't find what, in that course, you know, maybe they would love to find it, but they're like, well, we already filmed the show. Yeah. You just have a joke about it.


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[Assistant] And the only thing that makes this mythological is that we haven't caught it.


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[Assistant] The ocean and like there was like these, uh, the orcas.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. Oh man, I would debate that NASA invented that for space and it's like, Oh, you know what? What else we can use this for? Our trailers. Yeah. So NASA invented everything.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. You use those. Next marathon you run. Yeaah. Think NASA? Yeaah. Full blanket, I'll give em that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're like, I'm cold and all I got is this roll of aluminum foil.


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[Assistant] This is the thing that, that makes you watching messy walk not seem weird is that when he does spring into action.


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[Assistant] Yea, and I'd trim the beard back, I'd wear a swimming cap. I mean, you'd be like, alright. Yea. This guy's ready to go.


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[Assistant] But who knows what's, what, you know, we're seeing the guys make it to the Olympics.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. But nothing says I'm not good at this, like staying away from the action.


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[Assistant] I would love the first thing I would do if I were to start training was learn the form of jumping off that.


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[Assistant] Because that's where I don't have. But swimming in the pool, speed wise, I'm ready. Freestyle. I don't jump off a lot of the, you know, a lot of the,


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[Assistant] You jump off the edge of the pool I thought. I think it's a platform of some sort.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. See team sport, I think to me is the hardest to blend in with because you're in, you know, you're up next to all your other teammates.


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[Assistant] Football is terrifying. I mean, I would be, it would be so...


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[Assistant] Yeah. I remember I played football in middle school one year and we did hitting drills and that's when I was like, I'm out. Oklahoma. Yeah. Yeah. That's me too. It was like.


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[Assistant] This video is great though. I mean, you know, whether you believe it or not, I'm not saying I do, but you, it's a fun video. I mean.


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[Assistant] Well, this was that the, the, the, you know, the mainstream kind of like, oh, they were like, this is what it is, but they kind of break it down in that, you know, these, these.


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[Assistant] They don't look the same. They're very similar, but they don't look the same.


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[Assistant] I just tend to, I just like the idea of believing that there's a little more out there in, in the world than what we're like.


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[Assistant] See every day, I just think it's fun to not just live as though everything is so boring and like the, like the swamp monster guy or whatever you're talking about. He's like, I've caught everything. It's like.


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[Assistant] It's just boring to believe that we've seen everything, we've found everything.


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[Assistant] I like to believe there's a little mystery still out there, you know?


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[Assistant] Maybe they did, yeaah. Maybe this video came out, they go down there, they capture all those things and they go, oh, that's just a performance art piece. Make us some costumes, it looks like. Yeaah, and then now these little beings are in some laboratory and they're cutting them open going, what is this?


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a lot of Native American, uh, paintings and stuff with these six finger, six toed giants, uh, that was living here back, back in that time. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, yeah, I mean, I think that their accounts mean something. And if they said that they saw it, then we should, you know, uh, you know, put some, uh, you know, give them some credit.


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[Assistant] I think a lot of Native Americans had black hair, right? So it's like, if you're living here, yeah. And then there's a giant race and they all have red hair.


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[Assistant] Yeah, see, I don't see why all this stuff is so crazy, right? Like we believe in a Tyrannosaurus rex, we believe in a flying pterodactyl, we believe in all these things. It's like, okay, so you have a big human. Because they're supposed to be gone, I think.


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[Assistant] Right, but it's like, think about this, like the common belief seems to be that we're getting larger, right? We were a smaller people before and now we're getting larger. So evidence of larger beings like that would, would, would undermine that.


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[Assistant] So it would change the whole view of things.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, and that's all stuff that's talked about. I mean, historical things.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And again, I don't know, but it is, it is interesting that they do have all these accounts, different places, different people are like, yeah, we saw this thing, but everybody's like, nah, that's just a myth.


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[Assistant] And then the females and the males were evolving at the same time so that they could reproduce. Otherwise it would, it would, they would not be able to have babies. That's how, that's how it works, right?


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[Assistant] But what makes being able to jump farther than somebody a mutation?


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? Like you just. You have like a little extra. When I say a genetic.


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[Assistant] You know, it's a lot of, I mean, yeah, I mean, but yeah, there will be like a lot of random chances to get us from like the.


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[Assistant] The water to the land to, to be in a, uh, who we are today.


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[Assistant] But like a person who has long arms, and they have a baby with someone, like their kids arms, not necessarily just...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but to get from, uh, you know, from, from nothing, essentially, because there would... Single-celled organism. But there would be, but either way, I mean, there had to be nothing before the single-celled organism. Because at some point there had to be...


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[Assistant] Nothing, right? Unless God created everything.


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[Assistant] Cause the idea is that God exists outside of time. So time means nothing to God. So there would have to be a creator or otherwise there would have to be nothing.


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[Assistant] But you were- Right, right. I mean, is that, that makes sense? I mean, unless something created it that exists outside of time, then there would have to be nothing before something.


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[Assistant] You know, and I believe in the whole idea that Galapagos Islands thing where the, the beaks, some beaks are


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[Assistant] Stronger to crack the nuts and so you end up with the stronger beaked birds and the weak beaked birds die. Right. But I just think that's a leap to me.


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[Assistant] To get from, you know, a fish to a, to a man and I realize over millions of years, but it would be a lot of different chances to get to that place. I don't think anybody's denying that.


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[Assistant] Do you think that dogs have consciousness?


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[Assistant] Why leave the earth? We just adapt to it over time.


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[Assistant] We could be that. That's what the dinosaur said. We could be the, uh, the human that could live for a couple extra seconds without oxygen.


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[Assistant] You talked about one time as a, but you had it, but you said it wrong? Uh, probably. I say a lot of things wrong.


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[Assistant] Well, if she was just watching the movie and then she described the thing that was in the movie.


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[Assistant] Maybe there really is no imagination. It's just people seeing things.


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[Assistant] Definitely doesn't look like the description that we were just seeing.


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[Assistant] What do you mean? Yeaah. Well that, that, that Wikipedia. Oh, right, right, right. Macabria or whatever. It's, uh, they ain't looking the same there.


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[Assistant] So this looks like a werewolf call. He's like partial full moon.


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[Assistant] That thing's wild though, that does look like a werewolf.


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[Assistant] Mid-transition. Yeah, yeah. Look at that back leg. Look how, it's like it's got two joints.


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[Assistant] It almost looks like a half bat, half dog. It does. It really does. Bat dog.


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[Assistant] Some scientists were like, let's try to blend a dog and a bat together, see what happens.


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[Assistant] I think, you know, there's like a thing where they grew a human ear on the back of a rat, you know, to like help.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and he cut that thing off, put it on a person, missing an ear. Wow.


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[Assistant] I think they're trying to grow pig, uh, human parts with pigs too.


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[Assistant] Because they say the pig is the closest. Internally, the pig is the closest to being a human, I think. Like the organs and the...


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[Assistant] A baby pig. Yeah, we did too. Yeah. Yeah. We did that in Alabama.


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[Assistant] We dissected a cat. Oh wow. Where did you go?


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[Assistant] I believe it was 10th grade for me. Anatomy was the class. I was 10th grade, it was biology. So there's, uh.


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[Assistant] I did not like it. And I'm not grossed out easily, but the formaldehyde smell. Oh yeah. And then the cats also had, they were real fat. So you really had to cut through all this fatty.


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[Assistant] Nah, I think they had taken the fur off or something.


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[Assistant] Why not just leave him with the wolves? He seemed to be like, doing alright.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like the dude's being raised by wolves and you go, let's get you out of here and get you into an orphanage. So some other kids can pick on you. I still feel like that was the right thing to do.


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[Assistant] She was living with dogs for 23 years and you're like, let's get this girl a boyfriend.


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[Assistant] I mean, all that stuff's really sad, obviously, but I'm just saying, if you, if you, if you're a kid and you survive for six years with wolves, I mean, that's your, that's some peak, that's some peak learning years. And now they're like, yeah, I got to get you into an orphanage, man. And it's like, I just feel like that would be really hard.


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[Assistant] This is amazing. How old was you when she was re- I mean, like, her father's holding her there. Is that how old she was when- Oh, no.


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[Assistant] I don't think people really learn, I don't know, but I don't think they really learn second language as well as adults, right? Like, it's best if you learn it as a kid. That's true. Well, is she playing basketball there? Is she on the sideline right there?


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[Assistant] Oh, that looks like a basketball jersey. Nah. It looks like she's sitting on... She's warming the bench. Yeah, she's off.


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[Assistant] That feels like an AI-generated picture.


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[Assistant] Look at that bird. Yeah. Where are they at on this? Why does it not have a report that Noah came up and checked it out? Well, was it in the atmosphere?


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[Assistant] Well, I'll probably get a lot of hateful comments on this podcast. No, I'll get some hateful ones. We both will.


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[Assistant] We both will. This is just how Dusty and I talk to each other. Yeaah, we've been on a lot of road trips. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I just have Brian here to instigate it. I know. Making, you know, desperate attempts to be like, let's get back to jokes, guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, December 18th, I'll be in Zany's, uh, hot show.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, go ahead. Yeah, I'm just going with it.


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[Assistant] Uh, New Year's Salt Lake City. Wise guys. I got a little time off. Uh, so that's fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm gonna be around, just hanging out with the family. I'm gonna be out on the land. I'm building some, building some things for the land that I'll be filming. How much time are you taking off? Uh, just two weekends. Oh good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Not that, yeaah, I'll be back New Year's. I'm doing, I'm doing a show actually, you know, yesterday and then, uh, on Monday, December 18th at Zany's in Nashville and then New Year's. So, it's gonna be great. I mean, we're having a great time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I'll probably do some extensive explaining about this one.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. Big time baits. Yeaah. That's what I call myself.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think we could have done an episode. I just don't think those guys know how to drive in snow.


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[Assistant] Since it's weather related, we thought we would re-air the episode on weather. So uhm, check that out. It was a fun one. Dusty's not in it, but there was more of Aaron back then, so it all kinda evens out.


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[Assistant] Working man, it's so good. Uh, we're gonna watch it now. Eleanor, can we watch Dusty or Peppa?


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[Assistant] Oh, okay, so we're not gonna watch it now, but eventually when we're done with Peppa, we're gonna watch Dusty. So check out Dusty.


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[Assistant] And they're like, this is too long to top out, so I'm just gonna tell ya.


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[Assistant] What if we, he said sadly the patient did not make, but we were so much more relaxed.


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[Assistant] These are our fans, Aaron, that you're... laughing at.


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[Assistant] I mean, Idiot is technically a mentally challenged person that maybe shouldn't be getting married.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's on the books anymore because I think people feel like mentally challenged people should be able to get married if they are accused. Alex, are you stupid?


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[Assistant] The only reason I feel like you should do it is to keep her from feeling awkward and scrambling to pick up all this. No, no, no, that wasn't on me.


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[Assistant] I thought of another, uh, clutch performance. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Paul O'Nale's two home runs for that little boy in the hospital.


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[Assistant] I love it when Kramer said, I need you to do something for me though. And he's like, I know, get out of this bed and walk something. He's like, yeah, yeah, but I really need that car.


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[Assistant] No, it was a class we took. It was like a broadcasting class.


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[Assistant] I've got some, uh, clips of me doing the news in college that I could bring in.


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[Assistant] You gotta have an antenna. You gotta get your TV remote and switch the input settings to, uh, well, I guess depends on how your settings are usually to TV antenna and then turn the channel 4.5 and then look up when it airs.


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[Assistant] For a grand old Opry channel. That's what the network is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we all love weather. I think that's, that's true.


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[Assistant] That's kind of like, uh, your jokes when you watch them being formed, like on the podcast, and then you get to go see the final thing.


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[Assistant] Alright, so you can do it as a hobby, uh, if you want. Get in contact with the National Weather Service and they've got some programs. If you want to do it as a profession, they say it's important. No, most people don't make a lot of money.


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[Assistant] Uh, average salary starting now, $18,000. Okay.


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[Assistant] Uhm, many support chasers support themselves with a second job. Or do it seasonally. But uhm.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, there's one that came through here March 3rd through downtown and, and yeah, it came right over us.


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[Assistant] Well, that's what I shot from my deck. I mean, you can't see a ton.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, obviously it just destroyed everything in its path and it kind of went right away. Our power went out.


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[Assistant] Uhm, you know the 2011 super breakout tornado was the worst in US history. The one that went through Alabama and Tuscaloosa and all that. So we were, those were such crazy, uh, crazy tornadoes. We were at doing shows at Stardome that weekend.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's footage right there from channel 5. Yeah. I remember seeing this on the news.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, but yeaah, it was crazy. It knocked this, it knocked this off there. And then the building hit twice, the flood of 2010.


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[Assistant] I did a terrible gig in Oklahoma. The whole weekend was so terrible. The only thing I got excited about, we had an earthquake. Like I felt my first earthquake.


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[Assistant] So how many earthquakes do you guys think we had in Tennessee last year?


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[Assistant] Seven. Three hundred and one. No. Who's, what are they counting?


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[Assistant] They have a ton of small ones. There's a ton of small ones all the time in like East Tennessee. Like, you just barely feel them.


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[Assistant] Now that World Series was 89. Oh. Uhm.


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[Assistant] So they have a 48% chance of the big one hitting within the next 30 years from the San Andreas fall. And so that hits. What happens? A major death destruction. I joked that California would fall into the ocean. That was from Superman 1. That's what he said. Well, there was a missile that


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[Assistant] But, they say it won't fall in the ocean, but there's going to be major, major destruction.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they said, I mean, this is years and years from now, Los Angeles and San Francisco will be close to each other. Really? Yeah. Because they're going to just... But they're talking like thousands and thousands.


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[Assistant] It kinda looks like a kid drawing.


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[Assistant] Scientists have suggested permanently dimming the sun to save South Africa from deadly dry spells.


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[Assistant] The plan involves pumping vast quantities of gas into the atmosphere above Cape Town to preserve local water supplies. Research sujecting particles.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a San Francisco geologist made a name for himself by accurately predicting the North California, Northern California's 1989 earthquake.


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[Assistant] He combed the classified ads for local newspapers and saw that a large number of household pets had run away from home.


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[Assistant] Uh, made a conjecture that animals can sit, earthquakes coming, and he was correct. In China in 1975, a road for a major earthquake brought hundreds of snakes, abandoned their burrows, running through the city.


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[Assistant] Three days later, earthquake yet, thousands of toads are running. There's all these examples of animals sensing it and getting out of town.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a raindrops terminal velocity is 18 miles per hour.