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[Assistant] Remember Will? The effects guy? Yeaah. Him and David? Yeaah. Will Purcell apparently did effects on Home Alone. Oh cool. So they're doing one of those, uh, you can go in and whatever. I guess he was an effects guy?


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[Assistant] And similar to that story with the, uh, the truck stop is this, um, I did a boom operated, uh, a movie, a horrible vampire movie years ago called the bleeding bunch of like whatever that sounds like.


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[Assistant] Oh, I know. There was this, uh, scene that was shot out at the big cement plant.


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[Assistant] And uhm, a bunch of trucks and stuff were like leaving. It was this big shot and the sun was coming up. They had to get it before the sun was up. One of those things. And they had the whole plant rigged or at least on the front side of it with explosions that were huge that would make it look like the plant was essentially blowing up.


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[Assistant] And man, it was cutting it down to like, you know, everyone's freaking out. We're like, we're daylights and the sun's coming, like all this shit. Yeah, we gotta go. And we got this one chance. And man, a good three quarters of those things didn't go.


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[Assistant] And you know that shot's coming up, but meanwhile, like some of the shots before like lunch, you know, quote unquote, whatever, they're like just lollygagging about, you know what I mean? No sense of urgency through the whole fucking shoot day or night.


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[Assistant] And that sh- it's so unsafe out there too. Yeah. When you're working around, yeah, there's so many places you're like, oh god, I'm surprised no one died there.


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[Assistant] There's another word like that, uh, whip and shitty. What do you guys like?


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[Assistant] It's different. I remember when I got, when I was in the Marine Corps, I got a new car. It was off the showroom floor. It was just a Mazda Protege, you know.


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[Assistant] And uhm, the first week I had it and my girlfriend at the time, she lived down in Wilmington and I was stationed in Jacksonville. It was about an hour away. And there was a hurricane coming, I forget which one, might have been Floyd?


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[Assistant] Something like that. Uhm, it was coming later that day, but I still was supposed to go to work. Well, I wasn't supposed to live off base.


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[Assistant] So I had to, you know, kind of play this whole, like, I'm on base for formation, whatever. Uhm.


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[Assistant] And I was just so rattled that day because I don't know, I just wasn't thinking. I had my car for about a week.


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[Assistant] And there was someone in this apartment complex, this is when I lived with you. Mhm. There, over there.


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[Assistant] There was a car in the apartment, a Jeep that its front bumper was a railroad tie. Legit.


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[Assistant] Thankfully I did it to my own thing and then, you know, it felt kind of good because you knocked that, that first scratch out the way, you know? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I remember you broke, uh, Buckley's windshield out. Remember? I did. I did a car hit over his windshield and I totally...


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[Assistant] Like, shattered his windshield. Like, didn't go through because you know how windshields are.


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[Assistant] Uhm, they don't break like a side window. Yeaah. Right. And, uh, yeaah, I felt pretty bad about that and I paid for the replacement windshield. This was a hooptie too. This car was a hooptie.


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[Assistant] But I did my job, I got a- He was upset, but you know, I said it was gonna be fine and I hit it pretty hard. Well.


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[Assistant] That's the small in my back. Get it? I mean, it worked for the, you know. Uhm, there was that. What the fuck was I just gonna say? Damn it. It was good.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was, uh, one of those training days. We're at the backlot of Screen Gems and, um,


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[Assistant] There was a bunch of us and we were taking those car hits and by taking the car hits we were...


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[Assistant] The car was like whipping kind of a half shitty, like, you know, spinning out the back ends, like whipping around. Yeah. We were getting hit by that.


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[Assistant] Like, watch- her watching me re- I could hear her in the stands when I was wrestling in high school.


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[Assistant] If you're getting hit by the hood, you want to hit the car to counter some of that, um,


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[Assistant] Wouldn't have to be, huh? Oh yea, because of the game, right? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, it's gonna be a ways away. Now when we do this, all the discussions will be, they won't be animated, they would just be in VR, us like moving around.


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[Assistant] It was, oh yeaah, fuck man. Cause once you said, it's neibs.


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[Assistant] You called me out because you heard my screen one day. That's how I know we were in here.


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[Assistant] Procedure, we're gonna go see Thicc tomorrow. We're doing a walk. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Or Friday, yeaah. Last week. Last Friday. Forwarded that. The walk was on Saturday. So yeaah. Hopefully, maybe our next podcast will have some trip stories. First time I've been camping since we went to Florida with some of the group. Oh my god, that's been a minute. It's been that long for you, huh?


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[Assistant] That's cool. Fuck yes. So we're gonna be camping outside of Raleigh the first night, and then we're heading up to the Western Carolina to some mountains up there. Mhm. Cataloochee.


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[Assistant] I like a quick game of, you know, like we're at a bar, like let's say, poor downtown, and then we have the, you have a little bracelet and you can get all the beers you want. Yeah. They have like a Connect Four. I can play Connect Four for a round or two. Oh, well I played you in Connect Four, kick your ass.


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[Assistant] Aren't there things that you don't like to do that a lot of people like to do? Or you just like everything everyone likes to do?


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[Assistant] Well, like, if you, if you play cards and it makes you happy, that makes me happy. But I don't wanna play it with you.


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[Assistant] Put everything into Enron. I think if you're a gambler, why not, yeah, why not just do stocks? I mean, it's basically gambling anyway, isn't it? You have better chances with stocks than you do in a casino. I think it's that, it's the, it's that hit, it's... It's not fast enough. It's the instant gratification, for sure.


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[Assistant] Listen, they're good. I know. Because they're garlicky. I know.


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[Assistant] We need to do a Neve's Gaming pub crawl at some point. Whether it's this city or another city.


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[Assistant] I assume we would, we would get with a, an existing pub crawl company, say hey, we're gonna do it.


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[Assistant] Are we gonna be the first company to start pub crawls? We're not gonna be a company. Well look, you should look. We're going on Shark Tank. We're gonna focus on Shark Tank.


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[Assistant] Well, do the tie thing, I don't care. Alright, I will. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, I wasn't done with the chicken thing. Oh, keep going. Alright, go. Uhm, they're always like, I want this and it's not ready either, like the stuff they do have. They're like, oh, the green beans will be out to you in a minute.


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[Assistant] Anthony can tell ya, as Techie will tell ya, every time.


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[Assistant] That's when you should have this stuff. Listen, I have your back. Okay. You guys really like that place, huh? Peruvians. It's the Peruvians, isn't it? I guess. I hate those people.


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[Assistant] Like there are movies that make you angry, aren't there? You're like, this is so bad, they should not do this to the public. Yes. You ever watch that movie? Give us an example. You've never been sitting through a movie going, why did this even come out?


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[Assistant] Well, I went in with super low expectations. On Spider-Man, yeaah. Yeaah. But, uh, I did like it. Right. Yeaah. I just, I don't know. These multiverse things really bother me.


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[Assistant] What was the squiggly? I don't know, it was a red squiggly. They had to like separate all this stuff from in our body.


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[Assistant] We kind of experienced a little bit with, uh, Dralis and Associates. It's true. Like, we got 50-some episodes of that thing, and, and yeaah, after, you know, 20, 30, 40 episodes, you're like, wait a minute, what did we say back then? Oh yeaah, that.


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[Assistant] We put a lot of thought into it though, for our little tiny budget. Oh yeaah. And uh, yeaah. We had maps, we had, I had trees that existed in certain regions, but not others. So we're doing a scene.


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[Assistant] We could bring this up. It's been said before, but many of you may not know. Uh, Duralis and Associates, the map, which you always see that they're running around. Newdonia is shaped like a trucker hat because that used to be our old logo. The Hank and Jed movie pictures logo. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I can relate because I like, I like most of the Marvel movies. And there are people that talk about why this is that, cause I don't know. I just like the movies. Right. But they'll go, well this happened and this person is related to this person and whatever. So uh, yeah, it's a way for me to catch up without having to dive into it. You don't have to actually watch it.


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[Assistant] You have a real problem with certain sounds. Yes, yeaah. Like, uh, battlefish.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you should, with your mind, you should, you should do the thing.


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[Assistant] I liked it. The action's great. I love, uh, I love how he's a bit clumsy and, you know. I just didn't find the characters really that deep. And it's too long, for sure. Pretty movie though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe never. Never! Like ranch dressing in there from two decades ago. It might be from two decades ago.


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[Assistant] Alright, I'll clean, I'll clean it. I just, yeah, yeah. But also, it's just, uh, you know, it just burns energy. It does. The world only has limited energy. So does your mouth. Okay.


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[Assistant] You gave it away to him. Why don't you put your drinks in the same refrigerator the rest of us do? Cause this one's right by my desk and I was like why wouldn't I just do that?


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[Assistant] You know, I didn't do it because I said, let's ask him first. He'll be upset. Well, I appreciate you asking. No.


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[Assistant] He almost got thrown out the other day. I'm gonna clean it. I'm gonna clean it. It's not the cleaning thing I think that bothers everybody.


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[Assistant] So in my mind this morning, I don't know what made it stick in my brain, but it was like, you know, and one to grow on. You've heard that Frank, right?


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[Assistant] But in my head I'm like, wait, did people used to smack people's butts on their birthdays for every year? Is that a thing? I don't remember that. I don't remember that at all.


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[Assistant] I haven't thought of that in years. I'm glad you did.


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[Assistant] Comments? Yeaah. Alright, cool. I got some. Real quick, we don't have Neebs today. He's out.


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[Assistant] You want it to, yeaah. You want it to, and, you know, there's- They want it to excite ya. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And I'm still kinda like, okay, we'll see. Like to me, it looks like a fun game just because I like wide open spaces and a lot of vehicles. I don't really give a shit about the meta and all that stuff, like some people really get concerned with.


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[Assistant] I love it. And the Ag Man, you mentioned that in the comment, that's a YouTuber, he's really good.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Yeah, watch, I recommend his stuff. Is he level-cappish? He's not very level-cappish.


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[Assistant] I don't think he has influence at all. He has the exact same amount of influence we do which is none. So that's the only thing in that comment which was just a wild accusation. We have zero influence.


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[Assistant] My account in the house. Yeah. BF1 was good. Yeah. It was just the timing of it did not work. Right. Yup.


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[Assistant] Was it 6 years? When did the last episode of Battlefield Friends come out? Season 6 hype train, I believe the name of the episode is called.


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[Assistant] I want about one of each. I want them beside each other.


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[Assistant] I don't think it'll be as bad this time because, uh, we are, we are doing it on our own time. Sure. So, uh, Nieves and I are going to be like handling most of the animation, most of the work, but it's not like in the old, uh, the old seasons where it's like, shit, we have to get 13 done. I get it.


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[Assistant] I mean, we can put out the episodes when we want now. Which is our call. That's wonderful. It's like, okay, we just make it and we put it out when it's ready. But we're not, you know, we're not trying to do 13 at once where it's just this crazy gauntlet. It's, you know what, let's do six and then let's take a couple, let's take a break. And then let's do five, let's do six more or whatever.


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[Assistant] I saw that, I saw that pop up. It's like, here's what really happened to Battlefield friends, and it's like 90% wrong. Right. It's fun. We should start doing that.


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[Assistant] Like today they released a trailer showing more specialists and that's a big divide in the community right now is like, okay, uh, I think a lot of old schoolers want just generic soldier that they can, you know, the class based system and you know, Dice is trying to do this new thing with specialist and I, I get the criticism, especially because that's, it feels like they're


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[Assistant] They could be the trendsetters, but they're not doing that. They're looking like, oh, these guys are doing specialist or characters. We should do that too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah, we haven't played the game. Well, we played just the beta and there are only four specialists and the beta was just kind of a clunky mess anyway. So we don't, we're not really going to know until we get our hands on it and jump in there, play whatever we're, I'm going to be happy either way because there's going to be content to make fun of. Even if the game comes out, it's a mess. I'm going to be like, yes, we're covered no matter what.


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[Assistant] No, it was nice to read them. Yeah, I mean, I try to read comments on most of the stuff, but uhm, yeah, the teaser, uhm, yeah, the love expelled from the comments section of that was, uh, wonderful.


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[Assistant] No, that's fine, that's fine, but you brought up God of War. God of War, go ahead. You said you saw the news? Going to PC. Going to PC? On Steam? Epic? That is an unusual move for Sony.


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[Assistant] What does that tell you? It tells me that the Horizon Zero Dawn test they did was a success because they put Horizon Zero Dawn on PC.


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[Assistant] Must have made a decent amount of scratch from that and so they just went, why wouldn't it make a decent amount of scratch?


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[Assistant] Maybe, I think they're also looking to drive sales of the next, they're trying to drive sales of the PS5 because Ragnarok, gotta wear Ragnarok as the next title, that's obviously going to be on PS5.


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[Assistant] It was only on Playstation. Oh, Playstation. It was the only place you could ever play God of War. And now, they, well they did Horizon Zero Dawn, now they're doing God of War. There's rumors that more of Sony's exclusive titles are heading to PC, like Ghost of Tsushima.


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[Assistant] I think you have a few people that have both consoles, but yea, it's a wildly different audience, and the PC audience is a huge market, so they're just going like, why don't we just take our games, like once they've been on our consoles a while, and throw them on PC and make a fuck ton of money from them.


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[Assistant] Well yea, now the issue you have is scalpers, because a lot of these online stores, what you have is these assholes that set up bots to just scan this website for when the PlayStation 5 becomes available and it buys it immediately.


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[Assistant] Don't you want you and everyone around you to have to wear glasses when you watch TV? Come on, guys! Right. It's 3D!


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[Assistant] I would like to have one, I mean, to me right now, there's no, there's no one game on that console where I'm like, I gotta play it. Once God of War, our word comes out, then like, yeah, I really want my PS5 now.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, absolutely. Ice skates, you know, there's a chance to see blood. Right. Yeaah. Right. Not so much with dancing.


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[Assistant] Nice, nice. Yea, you know, the vegans would have good food. Yea, well. Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] Maybe. It'd be so heavy. Alright. All the water. Jesus. Oh my god, it'd be horrible. Yeaah. What? It's not a traveling circus, but the fair's coming to our town soon. That little rinky dink. Oh yeaah. Rinky dink ass fair they put out at the airport.


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[Assistant] Well, people will find, yea, back to like the speculation and people coming up with crazy shit, people will just assume that you must hate this group of people or this marginalized group of people because you said one thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's like, oh, you must hate this group. Be like, are you out of your fucking minds?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's weird that we're still having these arguments. Yeah. It's like, you think they would've like, I feel like they resurface and then they go away and then they resurface and then they go away. It's just like, it's a cycle. Yeah. Where it's like, people get really sensitive for a little while and then everyone's just like, quit being so fucking sensitive. Okay. And then...


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[Assistant] Give it 10 years, and everybody gets really sensitive again, and everybody's like, hey, quit being so fucking sensitive! And they're like, okay. So I think we're at that spot right now where everyone's being real sensitive, and-


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[Assistant] Somebody has to step up and go, Hey! Quit being so FUCKING SENSITIVE! There you go.


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[Assistant] No, it's called 20, uh, 2042. 2042! I was playing. Battlefield, who cares? It's a battlefield game.


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[Assistant] Animated it. The, the shot of the guy getting, like, landing back on the jet and climbing back into it. Oh yes, his hands just... Yeah, right there. Boom! I just had to laugh out loud. I was like, that is so... Realistic? So realistic? Is that where you were aiming? Exactly. Yeah, realistic. I love that they're embracing the madness that is Battlefield. Yeah, yep. Cause you can do that shit.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, the tornado is huge. Tornado, yea, that's a big deal. Tornado, yes. That little vehicle trying to get away, that's a rickshaw? It's like a motorized rickshaw. It's kind of like that. It looked like something like a, like a ticket guy goes around in.


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[Assistant] There's another, yeaah. So there's another sandstorm in one of these maps.


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[Assistant] It's the saddest battlefield game ever. So I gotta take my robot dog to the vet. It's time to put it down. Again. That one.


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[Assistant] The opening shot reminded me of Domavan Peak, that big, big thing you're on top of. The plane crashed in, looks like an Osprey crashed into it and everyone jumped off. So that's, I like verticality. They couldn't really do that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, that's, that's kind of what the last two were missing was that verticality. I mean, because without, yeah, helicopters and skyscrapers. Right. Battlefield 1, you know, you still had like blimps and stuff. That was about the highest you could get, like, spawning on top of a blimp, but... But you weren't gonna... Planes, but... Flying squirrel off of it, you know?


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[Assistant] No, so yeaah, I'm happy to see, it looks like, you know, skyscrapers are back, big cities, lots of jets, choppers, this is like toys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess it's some sort of levolution of it. It looks so levolution-y, mhm, mhm. Like something's happening, the rocket goes off.


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[Assistant] Maybe. You gotta be able to blow it up or something. I mean, come on. It's a rocket. And. Take that Elon.


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[Assistant] If you can put a saddle on it, can you put a saddle on it? That'd be great.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to think what else. We saw hovercraft in the trailer, that's like an ice. What looks like you're fighting around glaciers? It's Antarctica, actually.


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[Assistant] Hawaii. It's a reason to run around on ice with hovercraft and run over each other. Right. Yeah, let's not hate on that already.


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[Assistant] Ah, yes. Yeah, they mentioned in the event, uhm, 128.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's interesting, like, yeah, one, they're going to have to have bigger maps to accommodate for that. And two, it sounds like they're altering conquest a bit. So some of your maps, you know, your, your typical conquest, you have to capture A, B, C, and D. Well now.


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[Assistant] That's, that's neat because yeaah. My ha-


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[Assistant] My head with a hundred, with that many players though, kinda goes, oh god, this is gonna be madness. You're just gonna spawn and die, spawn and die, spawn and die. I guess that was Battlefield anyway.


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[Assistant] A lot of the times when I played Battlefield, I always found 32 players as kind of the sweet spot. Yea, same here. They kind of still run around. If the maps are bigger, maybe. Yea, if the maps are bigger, that might mitigate that, which yeah, hopefully, uhm, the guys at DICE are thinking about that, and I'm sure they are, but uhm.


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[Assistant] No, I get it. Airstrips are fun. It is, it was always fun to spawn in, run to a vehicle, hop in the vehicle and go.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah. Nah, but uhm, based on that trailer, I am excited.


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[Assistant] For sure. Like Simon said, they're leaning into the sandbox, the sandbox idea of like, okay, big maps, lots, lots of things to do, lots of vehicles, destruction. Yeah. Like bring it on. It's battlefield. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Am I the only one here in the office that has seen the trailer for Art Genesis Part 2? I think so. Yes, and I have.


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[Assistant] Everybody pull that trailer up. Arc Genesis Part 2. Alright, alright, alright. It's the Arc Survival Evolves official YouTube channel. Should I just share my screen?


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[Assistant] Right, yeaah, it's like, we know, yeaah, it's story driven a little bit, but yeaah, but yeaah, I understand that concern. A little bit I'm okay with. Yeaah, it's not, yeaah, I don't want lesser levels of communication from a robot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the windsurfing thing looks cool. There was one section that looked like a damn Star Fox game. It's like you were all flying.


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[Assistant] I had no interest in the first Genesis because it looked like it was scattered over a bunch of different maps. I wasn't really sure what it was. But this one looks like it's contained to one map?


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[Assistant] Parallel universe is almost like you don't really kind of know. I don't know. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what again what reminded me of Star Fox. At the end of the Star Fox game, you basically shoot a big face. Oh yeah. So that part would be cool. Yeah, maybe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so maybe that is Genesis. It's like, maybe it does, like, like you say, it starts out with really dumb stuff like racing alligators, but maybe it ramps up over time?


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[Assistant] Yeah. They're focused, they're growing that franchise. Hmm. They bringing it.


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[Assistant] He was, he was one of my favorite. And then Smith, his name Matt Smith. I don't know. I stopped watching after tenant Smith.


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[Assistant] Alright, but that's, it's nice to have games to be excited about because I feel like I've been in a dry spell here recently.


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[Assistant] Yeah. On a lot of really big games. I think this fall, this fall we'll probably have a lot of good game releases. Got Far Cry 6 coming. I still think they're all going to be digi- yeah, digital, but yeah, Far Cry 6, new Battlefield, hopefully some stuff at E3 gets revealed. Like, hey!


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[Assistant] Yeah. Which is probably smart, like right now everyone's still kind of airing on the side of caution. It's like, alright, let's, let's give this another year before we...


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[Assistant] I feel like this is the title. Yeah, that's the title of this. It's not Battlefield Friends React to the new Battlefield trailer. It's Texas Toast.


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[Assistant] At Top Golf. Yeah, sure. We could stream, we could also turn it into a video, which we should.


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[Assistant] If we're producing a video, it's a write-off. It's a business expense.


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[Assistant] If we start a parasailing business, we can ride off a boat. We could do that.


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[Assistant] And then all we gotta do is drag some assholes behind the boat. We can go out boating.


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[Assistant] Pretty much, it's a pretty view, it's a pretty view for like 10 minutes. Yeah. It's like taking a ferris wheel and you're like, ooh, this is nice. You know, but then, you know, I'm ready to go down.


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[Assistant] It's gotta be, yeah. Good lord. Yeah, I would love to do that.


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[Assistant] I was in Naples not too long ago and saw like, like 30 people at once kiteboarding in this little spot.


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[Assistant] I think it's, it's one, it's probably expensive to get into. Two, like uh, me, it looks fun, but it looks like a big pain in the ass to put together.


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[Assistant] Not too bad. Yeaah, but it's like, okay, I wanna go to the beach and relax. It's like, I gotta go to the beach, I gotta unload all this equipment, I gotta spread it out, I gotta get the board, I gotta do all that, I just wanna swim. Yeaah, I don't know. I want a boogie board. Boogie board's easy, I just bring one, I bring a boogie board, I jump in the water, I'm having fun.


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[Assistant] Yep, those boogie boards can have friction. You want a nice soft boogie board. Or wear a shirt. For your bread belly. Or wear a shirt.


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[Assistant] It's going to be, it's warming up here. Starting to get, get to the point where we can jump in the ocean soon. Yep.


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[Assistant] Build off. Man, I have no idea how to build a sandcastle. You see some people do it, and they're like experts, and they're molding it, and it's like this immaculate thing, and it's like, oh boy, that takes practice. Nah, I wouldn't jump in willy-nilly. No.


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[Assistant] Well this- That's with everything. Yeah, I was about to say, that's practically almost anything, isn't it?


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[Assistant] I wonder if it's something that people just fall into. It was like, ah, I was hanging out with my mom and dad, just started building sandcastles. Next thing I know I was pretty good at it. Next thing I know...


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[Assistant] Hey listen, I'm fine with turning anything into a contest, go for it. That's what we do, that's what humans do. Yeaah. We turn people into games. Oh yeaah, you think you can be the best shooter in that game? Wooo, I'm the best shooter in that game.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of, there's a lot of bread and beer. That's true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I, I hate, I hate playing any kind of game with somebody that's way too into it. I had a friend, not gonna say who he is, but uhm, I got roped into being in a volleyball tournament several years ago, and one of the guys we were playing volleyball with, if we weren't winning, was just pissed the fuck off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's just like, man, we're just playing volleyball. That's how we're doing it. Yeah, it's kinda like how I get.


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[Assistant] Well those events for us are terrible because yea, we're not super competitive ultra gamers. And then yea, it's like they're throwing us into the gauntlet with all these guys that play professionally. It's like our only chance to get good footage is when the other people don't know the game yet.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think you'll see, you'll probably see in Exodus, I mean, everyone's been, because everyone's been playing COD for a while. I mean, I kind of feel like people go back and forth right now between Battlefield and Call of Duty. They're gonna want something so new. Like, when Battlefield 1 hit, like, there were two trailers that year, it's like,


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[Assistant] Todd's trailer just got shed on that year, uh, because I think it was like a spacey, they did something weird, but then...


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[Assistant] Battlefield 1 was such a nice, fresh, different feeling game. Everyone was like, yes! Like, I'm excited about this because nothing like this exists.


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[Assistant] And, uh, now, uhm, with the latest trailer, it-


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[Assistant] They're definitely leaning into the sandbox thing. I hope that's definitely going to take a chunk of Call of Duty's player base and move them over. Because yea, everyone's been playing Call of Duty for a long time now. That'd be two years now. Yea, they're ready for...


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[Assistant] I feel like they've gotta. See, yeah, and I, and I, and I'm kind of of the mind, I hope they stick with what they're good at. Like, cause they've, they did the Battlefield V, Battle Royale, and it was just like, eh.


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[Assistant] Maybe, yeah, maybe, maybe if it's done right, but I mean, I'm not a big battle royale guy, so I'll probably stick with- Oh, we've heard! We don't like golf, we don't like-


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[Assistant] It still might. Of course, I mean it's going to at some point. I don't know. These things come and go.


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[Assistant] I could be wrong. I could be wrong, but I feel like Battle Royale is something that everybody's been playing for the past two or three years now. Everyone's going to kind of get sick of that mode and they're going to gravitate to something else. And then maybe 10 years down the line, there's another Battle Royale that everybody goes over to. It's like these things go in cycles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I wanna see more, of course, but uh, that initial trailer just had some levity to it. Looks like they're having some fun with it, and that's a big plus for me.


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[Assistant] Shoot people for a minute. Oh, I hope so. If it gets hurt, do you take it to a mechanic or a vet?


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[Assistant] I know I mentioned this a little bit during the, I mean, while we were watching it, when they were talking about the size and kind of how it's going to be set up, at least the maps are, it's kind of planetside-ish.


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[Assistant] Because I felt like Planetside had like, these sections that you could go to and-


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[Assistant] You know, it's the same concept where you have sectors within other sectors.


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[Assistant] And that's another thing to, you know, that I'm sure a lot of people are wondering if, you know, rented servers is going to be a thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I can imagine they're gonna need a great deal of support behind those servers, so I don't know how soon they're gonna have them if they have them, but I know that they'll be in demand for sure.


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[Assistant] Well, we're seeing a lot of trailers being released right now, but also I think you're gonna get some bigger releases as far as like, or you're gonna get more information as far as like release dates or targeted release dates on a lot of really big games.


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[Assistant] Probably. Even Gamescom, which is, uh, months even further away, is still gonna be virtual.


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[Assistant] Yes. Fantastic. You can have just a multitude of titles if you wanted to. No, I'll just pick one and it won't do well. It'll be fine. Maybe make the longest title we've


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[Assistant] Uh, we are planning, or we're gonna try to, we're definitely doing one here in North Carolina. So that's for sure. What we'd like to do is a West Coast event.


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[Assistant] It's not set in stone yet, but I am talking to different venues, some, like, I've been talking to venues in the, or trying to reach out to venues in Anaheim, California, but nobody wants to get back to me.


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[Assistant] I know, but we can at least get excited about it because we're gonna get to see some pretty amazing people. He's hungry. He's hungry.


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[Assistant] Swedish meatballs, they need them. They add the meatballs. Oh, the dinner rolls! Actually, the rolls are fantastic. Don't fill up on the


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[Assistant] But I think the point of us getting back together was just, I mean, the fact that we did was just great. And I missed everyone.


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[Assistant] So wait a minute, okay, if we do a Topgolf trip.


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[Assistant] Cause here's the thing, we need to go places, especially camping, but Topgolf, here we go, we do a Topgolf trip, we stay overnight because you gotta do Topgolf at night. Yea, you do, okay. We do some sort of thing connected to the channel so we can write the shit off. Well yea, of course.


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[Assistant] I will tell you something cool that's on those golf carts.


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[Assistant] You will see other golf carts on the hole that you're on. So if it's a busy day, because there was really nobody in front of us. So if it's a busy day and let's say you've got a hole where it's obscured by trees or whatever, you can see on the GPS if another


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that was a very good time. I can't, I, I wanna do more, more things like that. I think all of us need to be together outside. Can we ride off a boat?


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[Assistant] There's a, there's a group of people out there that get into, you know, building sandcastles, like, there's a group of, there's a group of people out there who really get into cornhole.


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[Assistant] Like, they're competitive about it. Like, those are two things that are super weird to me, that it's like, you're getting into this game way too much, or you're getting into this building sandcastles way too much. Well, this- That's with everything.


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[Assistant] It's more of the art of it. And I can't understand that. It's just like, out of everything out there that you pick to be passionate or competitive over, this is what you've chosen.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it is and it isn't. Because golf, with, with cornhole...


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[Assistant] Like, as long as you know how to throw a bag, you're pretty much, you're ready to go with golf.


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[Assistant] It's ridiculous that like how difficult it is to hit this little white ball with this weird stick.


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[Assistant] My buddy who lives in the neighborhood across from me, his whole neighborhood has this big cornhole tournament. Oh. And I was like, eh cool, you know, whatever. I got roped into being in it, which I just wanted to hang out. And there were guys there that were insanely competitive about it. And I'm looking at them like,


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[Assistant] And what I'm guessing is that the reason why they were so competitive about it is that


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[Assistant] They probably weren't good at anything else growing up. Were they bread fat? They found, but they were, oh, they were bread fat.


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[Assistant] No, but seriously, I mean, when you get that crazy...


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[Assistant] Because you can be 106 pounds wet. What's crazy? Are you talking about crazy like they're getting in the bathroom? How did they react? You gotta understand. Yea, the way they react, like they're just, there's kids around and they're like shooing kids off. They're like, hey kid, get off, get off here. Way too seriously for a neighborhood cookout.


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[Assistant] Right. Like, we were out playing golf, we were just out there having fun and we're, you know. Oh, without a doubt.


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[Assistant] Because I play shooters more, uhm, I can get footage usually in that situation, but I know the frustration because yea, a lot of those guys are so good, but remember the first one that we did, uh, for Battlefield Hardline,


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[Assistant] So there's never really been a point where Call of Duty and Battlefield, I guess, weren't like competing with one another.


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[Assistant] Until, like, recently, yeaah, until recently when, yeaah, Battlefield has not been able to compete with Call of Duty because Warzone and yeaah, they went on a run, so the question is, is the next Battlefield going to either compete with or just pull all the players from COD over?


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[Assistant] Well, right now, the majority of the people playing Call of Duty are playing Warzone. Right, and that's a pretty big map. So, so that's a big map. Oh, that's considered a big map, okay. You wonder, and I guess that's a million dollar question also is,


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[Assistant] I remember, I remember Abzro one, I remember he said, what was it? Oh, I can't wait until this Battle Royale fad goes away.


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[Assistant] I like it. I like the map. I think the map's cool. I like the diversity. They've offered that. I mean, again, like we've talked about these kind of just the maps that they have.


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[Assistant] Compared to a game like Conan and the amount of things you can do,


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[Assistant] Beers and guns, this is great. Yeah, I remember Simon and I were in one place up by, uhm, where you were hunting nebes, kind of up in that area. Yeah, floating islands.


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[Assistant] Some cave and, and they had like, uh, the statue of something and they're like, this is cool.


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[Assistant] I mean, I would have liked to have had another crab, but I'm pretty thankful for the other things that we ended up, like the spider, like just some new stuff. But I tell you what, as far as the griffins go, uhm, I believe


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[Assistant] This, okay, when this comes out, this last episode of Ark that just came out will likely have been the boss fight trials. And there was a race through the, I can't wait to see that. Um, cause that was a shit ton of griffins. Now we, so at least we got some in that episode, a bunch actually.


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[Assistant] It was a good twist. The Island of Nutslaves was a great twist and they were wonderful and helpful. I like the different angles we took on this particular map for sure.


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[Assistant] Try not to swim in the, in the past, you know what I mean? That's true.


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[Assistant] I heard this. And that's your weaky weak suit. That's all weak and shit, you think?


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[Assistant] And if, if, uhm, if Genesis, like, if we all collectively are like, nah, this ain't gonna work, there is that other map.


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[Assistant] It seems like it's just another map that has all the same stuff we're used to.


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[Assistant] I would enjoy it if it wasn't like, uh, you know, how we have our recording sessions. Like I would, you know, the more time version of playing a game like that, getting lost into it, you know, like that way. Cause there's a little pressure when it comes to like, well, we've got an hour and a half, two hours to record this. You don't enjoy it quite the same because of how we approach it. But, uh, I haven't died in a while. Feel pretty good about that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, keep you in check. And then what's that, the other? All the planes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I started playing that a little bit. I enjoyed the intro. I just got past the, uh, the kind of the tutorial-ish portion.


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[Assistant] You know what? This is a quick shift. Guess what I watched the intro of.


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[Assistant] And I was good. I'm like, yeah, I'm not watching anymore. It's kind of late and I was just, I put it on the intro to Wonder Woman 84. Oh no.


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[Assistant] She does these trials or whatever the hell and she's the youngest girl in the trials and she kicks ass on all this like, gymnastic stuff jumping through the air.


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[Assistant] And then like two thirds of the race is dependent on how quick your horse you happen to have gotten on is.


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[Assistant] Right. What the fuck kind of challenge is that? Right. All the tough stuff was in the beginning and now it's like I hope I get a good horse. Yeah. What? Yeah.


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[Assistant] And nobody like even gave her props for kicking ass and the tough stuff. What a dumb fucking movie. Like I couldn't even with it.


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[Assistant] Uh, Spider-Man the, uh, Into the Multiverse last night again. I got the nice, oh my god, talk about just, like you don't even have to have this, it's a great movie, but have the sound, just watching that animation is fascinating.


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[Assistant] I expect you are excited about that rock movie, huh?


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[Assistant] We got something better here. I want to see more of, uh, back in the day when I was a kid up by where my cousins lived, a few hours north of Minneapolis, a town called Brainerd, they had Paul Bunyan land.


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[Assistant] He was, and they've moved Paul Bunyan since, like this doesn't exist anymore. But a big Paul Bunyan probably, I don't know, 30 feet tall, sitting in a chair, maybe taller?


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[Assistant] And your parents go, and I might have brought this up years ago, your parents go and tell someone in the booth like, it's Nate's birthday.


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[Assistant] For like, or they say the names and then all of a sudden Paul Bagnum's like, Hi Nate!


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[Assistant] And it's like, this is not big, this is the most minimalist...


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[Assistant] Right idea I've ever seen. So you get in the elevator with a few people, probably four or five of you can fit in there, and you're starting to go way dense, telling you, like it starts shaking.


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[Assistant] And you can see like this vent on the side of the elevator wall that it's got. You can clear, you can tell it's got the rotating.


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[Assistant] No, that was the mystery mine ride. Okay. The haunted house you could walk through and it was just a bunch of like black light pictures on the, you know what I mean? Just like, there was no monsters. Nothing was going to scare you.


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[Assistant] But there was one room that there was kind of a secret path you could take.


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[Assistant] But you could end up going around this little like, uh, tunnel and you could look through the eye holes of a painting that were in one of the main rooms that people walked through. So you could be that person with your eyeballs watching these people walk through and they'd be like,


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[Assistant] It's the Wild West right now still to a degree when it comes to that kind of crap.


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[Assistant] I haven't received a check in a minute. Yeah, but you got them for a while. Yeah, I was getting, yeah, a little bit. They weren't, they weren't big. Were they like over $10? At times they used to be. Yeah, a few hundred in the beginning, you know, quarterly, making that sweet shoulder cash.


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[Assistant] That reminded me of uhm, like how she might, I mean, that's cool if she's doing that, you know, to put your foot down for this gray area. But it reminded me of Cheers back in the day. I think I've talked about this before, but like, Cheers and the significance of that television show and what it did for the future of actors.


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[Assistant] Right. Based on the, uhm, the Cheers restaurants that were gonna go up everywhere. That had the likenesses of these actors.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so they were like just doing it like it was that was the character you're gonna see at the bar sitting over in those chairs and whatever. They're like, er, er. So that lawsuit paved the way for likenesses used by these entities to like


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[Assistant] Can I just pimp out this sauce real quick? Oh, do! I'm just a buddy. Prior Marine.


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[Assistant] It's called That Stuff Hot Sauce and I really like it. You've all got, like, who likes hot sauce?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so he's doing well with it and I was just pimping him out. That stuff hot sauce. It's really good. It's a very approachable hot sauce. That stuff. It's called that stuff. That's not hot sauce. Cause when he was making it back in the day, I guess that's how he, you know, he'd bring some of that stuff. Like that's, uh, he was known to, it was like a family recipe. And you sent it to the website? Yeah, I think that.


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[Assistant] Bad press is good, or is, I don't know, it's something like that.


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[Assistant] Anyway. But yea, it's a good thing to remember is you just don't know. You don't know. They might have just got some really shitty news. You don't know.


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[Assistant] There was a guy in our neighbor, or where I live, uhm,


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[Assistant] That just always had an attitude. Apparently he was an asshole at the coffee shop across the street, walks around with this little pug that's the sweetest fucking dog ever. You know what I mean? It's such a weird contrast, this happy, happy, happy dog and this piece of shit. But when I've seen him at a, I saw him at a couple bars and man, and my angle was like,


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[Assistant] The kill em with kindness thing, like don't even, you know, I'm just...


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[Assistant] He warmed up to me. It became a challenge. You know what I mean? Like I see him now and he's like, cause I feel like, I don't know, he might be on the spectrum to some degree. He's just not a social guy. But now I see him and like I forced him to know my name. Like I forced him to.


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[Assistant] And his dog fucking loves me so much, so I gave him no choice but to say hi. Excuse me now. I bet you're that dog's godfather. You're the only one that talks to this person. That dog's just waiting for me to get home, I guess. But yea, kill him with kindness, cause you don't know. You don't know!


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[Assistant] You know. Where you could have a Mercedes Benz, which is class. Which they just have little squeak poots. They do. The belly, exactly. Little fancy squeak poots.


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[Assistant] It is, baby. Yeah, and boy do we have things to talk about for your ears today. This is a freshly fermented idea here in the Neibz Gaming office that we've had.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the goal. Yeah, hopefully, yeah, we're gonna try to get all of us to horde night. I think we should be able to pull it off, like, we're pretty well established here. It's not like we're gonna worry about starvation. If we stay where we are, yeah. If we stay where we're at. If we move, we'll probably die immediately. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You're absolutely right, yeah. Bird can easily kill you. One mine! A mine! And then you're screwing up with your shots. Yeah. You died by a vulture. You won't go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it do, it do. What's 2021 hold for Neem's Gaming? Uuuuh, how exciting, what are we doing? Second Life. Second Life is what we're doing. We're playing the Sims.


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[Assistant] Okay, now that I'm looking at the, uh, I have seen previews of this. This is multiplayer? I believe so, isn't it? You're the one who brought it up.


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[Assistant] No, no, no, no. Yeah, no, it's not like a battle royale. We're just trying to make it to the end. We're gonna, like, we're gonna turn on permadeath. I know that.


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[Assistant] I mean, we could lose everybody before the Horde, we might all five make it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think- I'm not gonna change myself much, yeah. I mean, cause we got weapons, we can still go into houses.


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[Assistant] Okay. Yea, but yea, I like us all sticking together for this last run. Kinda have to, I think. Yea.


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[Assistant] Now Wall Street bets and now I think like the internet, people on the internet are realizing like, wow, we really have the power to make some serious fucking changes. They've learned a lot in the last few days. Holy shit. It's like we just, we just completely.


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[Assistant] Altered the projection of the stock market. By just talking to each other online and just saying, let's all buy GameStop stock. And that's all it was.


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[Assistant] I was saying this to Niebs, I don't like the idea of like, shorting style. Like, you're betting against company. No. Like, I never liked that at all. To me, that should be illegal.


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[Assistant] I'm going to bet millions of dollars that this company is going to fail. It's like now you're incentivized, you want a company to fail. And they want it.


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[Assistant] Not just Robinhood, there are several, several of them. There are a bunch of them. You can't buy GameStop stock, you can't buy AMC.


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[Assistant] Like, that's what, that's what's, uh, like, cause today, like, all that shit happened to, I'm sure when this podcast comes out, like, more shit will have happened since then, but, it's like, Wall Street bet has this power now, like, they can pick any stock. Like, did it with GameStop? They can do it with anything if they want. Like, I don't listen.


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[Assistant] Right, exactly, which is dangerous. Yes, of course it's dangerous. It's like, yeaah, it's like, I understand from that perspective of like, alright, we probably shouldn't do this.


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[Assistant] It's like what? And AMC and Kodak. Right, and our financial market shouldn't just run on like, who's, like, what's gonna be the joke meme of the day. That's why I put my money in. Goats. That's dangerous. Goats and eggs. Goats and eggs? Goats and eggs, yeah. I'm putting everything into canned foods and shotguns.


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[Assistant] Because GameStop basically told Microsoft, we're not going to sell your consoles if, you know, your, your consoles are going digital only. We're not going to sell those because that's going to like cut into all of our profits.


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[Assistant] Okay. Cause we, you know, we only sell physical games. So Microsoft, if you want us, if you want GameStop to sell your console, you have to give us a small cut of every digital sale that you have. And Microsoft said, yeah.


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[Assistant] And that could be what happens in the future, which God, in the future we probably won't even have consoles with the way things are going.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, I think you're still going to have a demand for certain retail outlets. Yeah. Like retail, you know, retail is not going to go anywhere. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yo, what else you gonna do? It's fucking your quarantine. He's like, okay, fuck it. Exactly. I'm with you, Dora. That sounds awesome.


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[Assistant] I've got out of, I've got up a couple times just throwing it on. This is like, ooh, it's cozy. Yeah. Yeah. It's good, good for the winter.


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[Assistant] I would agree. Listen, listen, we could sell like an old man or, you know, an old person kit. Bathrobes, slippers, all of it.


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[Assistant] See everyone's discovering bathrobes right now. You know what?


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[Assistant] It's got that silk rag right at the end. Oh, feels so nice.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, yea, they still exist here and there. But I think the one, we had one in the mall, I think that closed down. But like, it turned, like, it started to suck, cause it just turned to, uh,


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[Assistant] Coin games, right? Yeah, exactly. All the games in there are just like, you throw a coin in, you watch a ball drop, you get tickets, like fuck that. All that shit. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Right. Like if you go in there for lunch and you think I'll stay till dinner, like one of those guys. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's full of life, it's full of people. Not too busy though, cause I've been to the mall, there's too damn many people here, I don't care for this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay. I-I do like, uh, people watching them all. It's fun.


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[Assistant] Like, I would go, I would go with my family and like, you know, they want to go shopping like, okay fine, I'll just pick a bench.


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[Assistant] That's it? That's the name? I don't know! When I heard the name I was like, you gotta be kidding me, is it really like a- I was gonna bring that up, it's like, why the name? Sounds like something vinegar based. Oh boy.


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[Assistant] No, no, I was talking about the albino ones, the white ones with the pink eyes.


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[Assistant] I know, it's fine, but you know, I can look at it and go uuuh. Yeah, I got you. You're entitled.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everybody has to fast. Yeah. We have like a little soup line. Right, right.


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[Assistant] On fire. Damn straight. But I really like your theme. Hey that's a theme. Come on now, road party. Kimono party. Yeah, ooh, kimono party would be fun. Kimono party, like theme party themes.


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[Assistant] Yes. Yeah, we should do that once the warm hits.


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[Assistant] I am looking forward to going camping with you guys again. Yeaah. We need to do that. No thick you are not.


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[Assistant] Not even close, but- No, we came here to talk about Valheim. Valheim!


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[Assistant] So in other words, cause I'm looking at the graphics now, so I see what you're saying, but it still looks pretty. It's like, it's really, really interesting.


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[Assistant] And this is something that you would think could then easily the same game would get just, uh, an upgrade on graphics later on if they wanted to, right? Probably mods, all that shit. Yeah, well I guess that's what they do.


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[Assistant] Now, do they have the, uh, the cutouts so that all these guys are rowing? Like, is that really what traditional Vikings did?


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[Assistant] Cool. Alright, so let me, let me ask you a question. So if we were taking a break, obviously from seven days, so we're gonna be doing something. Is there something else that needs to have a break?


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[Assistant] I guess I don't mind playing Raft if I don't have to really do anything except for, uh, work the whole time. If that's Raft. If I don't need to talk to somebody. I just don't want to talk to anybody then. Yeaah, don't talk to us.


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[Assistant] And I'm, and I'm sorry, but from what I understand, did anyone else hear that they were working on the sequel to the game and then they just ended up


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[Assistant] But I'm excited about two completely different games. What is it, Simon? What are they, Simon? No, the games that we're talking about, Ross.


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[Assistant] Wha-oh, really? You don't wanna say anything more? I'm curious. It's gonna involve more art.


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[Assistant] Painting, easy to do. I know colors are very important. I'm watching a video here and I'm seeing slideshows and I'm not seeing much color.


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[Assistant] That guy's not questioning anything. He's not questioning anything, really.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, that's what you smoke. So it's like when you, if you were like an animal were to eat this, it would, you know, or try to eat it, it would taste so bad and whatever.


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[Assistant] What'd you think? Holy fuck. Has anyone else besides Thicke did this? I forget. Nope. I haven't.


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[Assistant] I, I didn't make it to three minutes, I'll tell you that. How long did you make it? Uh, I went 15 seconds shy of three minutes. I was like, fuck it.


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[Assistant] Okay, so well, Thicc has talked about it before, and you might even know more so than me. Do you want to take this, Thicc, or just tell what I did?


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[Assistant] Alright, it would be interesting to see, cause yea,


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[Assistant] Apparently there's a lot of benefit to putting your body through that stress.


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[Assistant] And actually they say there's also a lot of benefit from going to extreme cold to extreme hot. That's why the place that I went to, you can go freeze on the one side and then right across the hall is where they have all the saunas. So they had like eight of these, you know, tanks for freezing and then eight saunas that go up to 150 or 160 degrees.


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[Assistant] Hey, listen, uh, I was, uh, I didn't get the, uh, like the benefits that I was hoping, but it's supposed to be great for inflammation too. Uh, yeah. Yeah. And like soreness and everything. And that's why, that's why I


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[Assistant] Like, uh, yeah, that's right. The person I was talking to was talking about the heat aspect of it can be very helpful to people who have Alzheimer's. No shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely, but I thought it would be funny because I'm sitting there, the way I did it was I was there with my lady, so we get undressed, we get our, you know, you get, you get naked, but you put on, you got your gloves, you got your boots, and if you're, if you're a guy,


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[Assistant] Or a girl, I guess you could leave on your underwear. Shower cap for the dick? Okay. Yea, no.


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[Assistant] So we were in there together, like I didn't go in with my wife, but my wife was waiting for me. She wanted me to go first. And then the guys in the room kind of talking. So if that guy wasn't talking to me the whole time, I would have tapped out a lot earlier.


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[Assistant] Cause he's like, we find that this helps when we talk, and I'm like, holy shit, here I am freaking out, like I don't know what to do, and I'm thinking I gotta stay in here at least two minutes.


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[Assistant] Because I don't want to look like, uh, they said most people you want to stay until at least two minutes. But I was spinning around in a circle and there's mirrors in there so I could see my face, I could see how stupid I look in it.


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[Assistant] Waxing isn't, isn't painful for the reason that Thicc said, it's quick. At least it's not for me.


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[Assistant] Go to a place and get my, and this is not really original, but this is one thing that I would be curious to try once. I would get my, all of my genitalia wax.


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[Assistant] All of it? Yeah, I would just to try it. Oh.


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[Assistant] It's not as exciting, but I would like to hear an opinion of someone and their float experience, cause I love to float. I don't know if anyone's ever...


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[Assistant] Oh, uh, Simon has it. Yeah, I've had it several times. It's so, it's, yeah, you could. It's like whatever. Oh, I mean, I don't know, it never did what I wanted it to do for me, and you don't feel the needles going in, so you just get needles in you.


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[Assistant] Hold on, hold on, here's another thing. I think that one of us who's never had one should absolutely have a pedicure. I had a pedicure also the day that I did Cryo. I get pedicures like probably once or twice a year because I think they're great. I think it's actually


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[Assistant] Well, this is a gross story, but good reason to go. Like one of my nails, cause I'm a hundred years old, like split and this lady was like, Oh, you know what? This is, and it's been an issue for like a year. I've got like two nails on one toe, which is really fun.


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[Assistant] She took it, you know how they use acrylic? She put them together with an acrylic and she said now they're gonna grow together and now it'll grow back to normal. But it's really good maintenance for your feet too, man. Wait, how long ago was that?


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[Assistant] No, you don't get any polish, you just get everything cleaned out and they clean your cuticles, they do all the things and it's like good, healthy maintenance for your feet. Point being, if you've never had one,


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[Assistant] I think that that would be a great experience to talk about and would be better than- I have a thing with people touching my damn- You gotta try it though, your grandpa used to love it. I know, you're right, you're right, he did. You absolutely should try, I think App Store should be the one to-


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[Assistant] Alright, well here's a question. Uh, do you guys like to get massages? Yes. Okay. So I understand you guys have things with your feet and that's fine, but that's also really a good reason to do the video, especially the as adamant as, uh,


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[Assistant] I had no idea that there was a Cantonese, uh, a lot of Cantonese people who did this. I didn't, I didn't, I don't know.


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[Assistant] They are from, they are from everywhere. There are a lot, no listen, the place that I was in, there was at least three different nationalities there that were working in the shop.


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[Assistant] That almost did, maybe, you know what might be nice is maybe we could wrap up the show with your, your, your music, Neebs. Yea, I could do a little concert.


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[Assistant] Very well indeed. All the well. All the goodness and the graciousness.


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[Assistant] I mean listen, Abstro, please go ahead and start something because lord knows you're always a peach. Go ahead. What a peach that guy. What a peach. Why are you coming at me like that for? What I'd do? Cause you're a peach. No, no, no. It was nothing. You just said oh geez. So I'm like go ahead, start it off, Bubba.


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[Assistant] Well, we've got the topic of what at least we're beginning to talk about today is the duty calls, new automation.


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[Assistant] But, uh, it's been a while since I've grabbed comments, and I grabbed some comments from the first episode, but today, the day we're recording this, is the release of the second episode, which kinda like tells everybody, hey, there's a second episode, wow, this, this really is gonna be a regular thing.


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[Assistant] Alright, and I think Thicc, maybe if you could, maybe when I'm done with my comments, you can grab a few from today's episode, you know what I'm saying?


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[Assistant] Yes. All right. This is great, says Seven Smiles. I'd love to see the return of animation. Stuff like this and the podcast are the best. Seven Smiles, thank you very much. That was Seven Smiles. Uh, now I don't go again. It's not my turn, is it?


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[Assistant] Well, Adam says are pancakes hotcakes? I've heard the expression selling like hotcakes, but I had no idea.


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[Assistant] Yes, uh, well, Dr. Beard replied and says, yeah, hotcakes are the original name, I think. Norm Wall says, yeah, I believe it is the original name.


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[Assistant] Alyssa Marie says, this animation is a 100% accurate representation of Warzone, and that was a quote from Babe Ruth, apparently. Yes. So I didn't even know Babe Ruth was playing video games these days.


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[Assistant] Tag in. Oh, was I? Oh wow. I'm not done yet, but okay. No, no, I'm just-


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[Assistant] Commodore Fuzzy Nubbins has something to say. Uh, that's me doing call-outs, I've said by the wall, and there's a dude over there a million times.


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[Assistant] I'm used to playing alone. The animation looks good, guys. And that is, uh, who's the animator again there? Uh, Chase. Our boy, Chase. Chase. He's chasing my heart away. Hi. Yeah. Okay. That's all.


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[Assistant] And I'm not done by the way, I was just done with that one comment, but go ahead. Oh wow, it totally sounded.


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[Assistant] 201 likes with that one. And then the Godfather said, underrated comment. Uh, magical fungi said, maybe laugh so hard. And Chris said, my friend was saying yesterday how stupid and useless the tips are and was hella funny. Dora, you were the.


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[Assistant] No problem. I'm not done yet though, cause His Majesty Sir Michael Cuthbertson II says, yes, I am forced to assume that Thicke drew his character seeing as how he is taller than everyone else.


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[Assistant] But I'm the, I'm the tallest by far. It's weird how the tallest one wasn't tallest.


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[Assistant] Sure, thanks. The blue eyebrows as well. It's cool that we're, you know, taking the characters from Ark and bringing them into different games. Yeah, why not? Yeah, why not? Exactly.


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[Assistant] Hope to see more of Duty Calls because your animations and sense of humor is exactly what got me hooked to your channel all those years ago since BFF.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Radoslaw. And thank you to the commenters that I chose. Cause y'all did a wonderful job. Yeah, stellar.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's great, now you can talk. Take it away, Dora!


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[Assistant] It's also our job to pick that stuff up, so obviously it wasn't, you know, we all missed it.


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[Assistant] Well anywhere that would be that difficult, you know? No, I just want to be able to have the option to get the hell out of here if I want to.


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[Assistant] New Zealand is, New Zealand is one that is, you know, as long as you can prove pretty much that, you know, you're bringing something to the table like carpentry wise is something that New England, like they, New Zealand, they have a severe shortage of people with those types of skills. I could be that and I could live there two months out of the year if I want to.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you could also probably search on the internet, uh, your self-needs and prove me wrong instead of just assuming I'm wrong.


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[Assistant] Go ahead then. Search it before you make fun of me. Sometimes I'm right. Fucko.


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[Assistant] The question is, uh, when it comes down to whether or not that there is a demand for carpenters in New Zealand.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like could I become, could I go there, yeah the question is could I go there and use my carpentry skills as a way to become a citizen. That is what I said. Oh, that's a whole different question. No it's not. It was part of what I said earlier. This isn't fun.


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[Assistant] I know, they were Jamaican and they were doing bobsledding, isn't it? Isn't it related to what you're talking about?


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[Assistant] No, no. You're gonna, uh, what are you gonna do? You're gonna, you're gonna bring, bring something to the cat gods. They'll have like a cat offering.


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[Assistant] Whole family. I have two different family members that are very close to me that do it every single year.


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[Assistant] And now a message from our National Highway Traffic Safety Administration.


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[Assistant] We all know it could be a little frustrating, especially if you're in a hurry to find yourself at a railway crossing waiting for a train. I grew up on Long Island, Long Island Railroad, all the time.


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[Assistant] I knew better, but some of you out there might think, oh, the signals are going and the train's not even there yet. You might feel tempted to go and sneak across the tracks. Well, stop right there.


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[Assistant] Use your head. So the naked eye trains often appear to be further away and moving slower than they are and they can't stop quickly. Even if the engineer hits the emergency brakes right away, it could take a train over a mile to stop. By that time it's too late and the result is potentially deadly.


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[Assistant] The train can't stop quickly even if it sees you. If the signals are on, the train is on its way and you just need to remember one thing.


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[Assistant] Hey! Invite me! Why don't we do it? Why don't we do a guys, a guys weekend?


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[Assistant] But like coffee drinks though, like coffee drinks you can see working with a lot of liquor.


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[Assistant] I worked at a place in Long Island, the last place that I cooked at before I moved to New Orleans. And right before I left, the place served about 300 people.


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[Assistant] But right before I left work in there, after nine they turned into a country karaoke line dancing bar.


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[Assistant] Die out after dinner and they could have been open until two, so they did whatever they needed to do.


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[Assistant] And then like at 2 in the morning it turns into an S&M place, it does another transformation. Yea, no without a doubt.


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[Assistant] Alright, so listen, let's end on something different. Huh? Something new. Thick? Benoit Balls. Meaves. Oh, well did it? Was it Benoit Balls? Should we have ended on that?


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[Assistant] I'm searching it now. Is it not what I thought?


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[Assistant] Okay, yeaah, that's a little bit of a bloop bloop. Hey, let's see what kind of Benoit balls are all this. Benoit balls all over Amazon. Dude, you can put them wherever you want.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's, he doesn't, Johnny doesn't have a keyhole. Little Johnny.


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[Assistant] You gotta get the combo pack. You gotta get the combo pack. Bingo! That's your bingo. Man, I get a single double and a triple for $14.99. Fuckin' A, 12% off, 28, 5 star reviews. You can't go wrong with that. You can't go wrong.


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[Assistant] That was supposed to last for an hour and it lasted almost three.


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[Assistant] And what we actually did earlier today, cause we didn't know that we were gonna get the channel back, was we recorded another thing that I actually already got and cut together. Right. And was like, this is gonna be right before the podcast I put together. But now that's irrelevant. Irrelevant. But Anthony was here. Anthony was here too, explaining.


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[Assistant] And he has done. And he gets those. Yeaah, he's done these deals before. Yeaah, this is for his channel, yeaah. Exactly, so he's, he, it's not like he's never done the sponsorship deals before and he went and checked it out and it looked legit.


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[Assistant] Yes, and uhm, don't be stupid and download our stuff on iTunes. Bam.


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[Assistant] By the way, also, I've been paying attention to this. If you do download our stuff, we love it when you do, thank you. But Spotify, like, for the last, like, five weeks has been off and I've been asking people, asking the right people that aren't giving me the right answers back, so, uh.


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[Assistant] Joey Spotify is actually drunk right now. Just texted me pictures of his balls. Sounds like Joey. Yep. Anyway. So!


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[Assistant] If we were to ask you to come back for here and there to do something, you would, you might even have a little bit of fun, but essentially you're done being a regular part of the show.


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[Assistant] No. God no. Yeah, who cares? That's the perfect reason not to show. I'll do that. You're making me want to quit. Yeah, I just fell asleep.


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[Assistant] Like if I just did speed, right, or some other, like,


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[Assistant] There could be a lot more fun added. That's, that's the note that we should have. Minecraft, add more fun. Like, just better loot, better loot in a boot.


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[Assistant] Really, really nice guy. But he's like, people don't realize, we started to just talk about the game and stuff, and I said how much we appreciate the game and stuff.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, absolutely. But I can look at, I can look at the, uh, you dick. I can, I can look at the, uh, series cause I actually watched that one and go like this was entertainment.


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[Assistant] Anthony, come over here and give your channel a plug and tell us what it is. Channel a plug? Get the boy Anthony here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's good, but he's playing a lot of the games you like to play, I'm assuming are games that you're playing against the game. It's the environment.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but often you really enjoy, though, the ones that are like Skyrim. You're playing that story.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's what my heart was just racing. Yeah, okay. The gates eye hook thing broke.


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[Assistant] I know what I will tell you this, well I've recently- The Hollywood Film Picture Awards. Yeah. I saw, uh, 19- I've won three of them. I saw 1917. Yeah. Oh, how was that? I enjoyed it. And the reason why I went to see it was, it was, it was nominated for an Academy Award. And I will tell you, more times than not, probably at least eight, if not nine times out of ten,


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[Assistant] If something's been nominated, and I happen to look at it and go, I could be into this anyway, and it's been nominated. It's gonna be a good film. It's gonna be a good film.


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[Assistant] For every great movie that's in the Academy Awards, like under the umbrella of I've submitted, there's probably two independents that are better. It's also a money thing.


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[Assistant] No, or like, uhm, he was really drunk, had some food in his mouth, just put the glass down with some food in there and then days later, that's it.


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[Assistant] Let's talk about the expanse. Hold on, hold on though.


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[Assistant] Go figure, it's probably perfect time for a sponsor. It is, absolutely.


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[Assistant] And you can groom in a storm! Yes, you can groom in a, uh, grocery store. No, a storm. Oh, no, but I said- Like if the power goes out. I know, storm. Like if the lights go out. Okay. You could also groom in a grocery store. I think there's a- You could if you wanted to. If you wanted to in the bathroom and you cleaned up after yourself. Okay, I guess. Let's just be-


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[Assistant] Wherever there's tons of birds. But wait, but they can take it and you'd hope that they can run in a different direction. A lot to work on. They can eat it. A lot. No, but that's good. They can eat it. And if they eat the whole thing, if they drop it in the water, we should get extra points.


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[Assistant] Well that's true. Well no, I mean, but it could also be much worse for you.


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[Assistant] That hurts. I'm sorry. That should hurt. It does. I won't be around you at the table. I'm still bad luck.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He's been doing crack for a while. That's a gamble. He, uh, he's one of those like probably like with you, with you were playing, you said roulette. Yeah. Yeah. His is craps and probably like 80% of the time.


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[Assistant] He ends up usually winning about, uh, whether it's a grand or, and he'll probably sometimes be up more than that and then he'll drop back out. He'll always walk away with a good bit more, at least most of the time.


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[Assistant] So he's, his thing has been like wanting to do the whole, uh, and he loves to play poker too. That's what he tells you, isn't it? It is. He's lying.


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[Assistant] He might be. But he wants to do the whole Vegas thing. It'd be fun if there was something that you could do with the competition with our people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you made that noise a lot. I know, but I mean, I would have thought maybe maybe seven or eight hundred, but we're already kind of there and I think we will sell out and that's pretty amazing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we can get him thrown out. It'll be fun. It's four years?


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[Assistant] Four year term, we have to figure out- Four year for mayor?


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[Assistant] Uhm, we have to figure out the details, not on the podcast.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, we've done enough and it's good, but we can't do that. I'm not trying to...


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[Assistant] Shit on the whole thing. Shit on the whole thing to bore the people. Shit on them. You're right. I don't wanna shit on them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, kinda like bribery. Like a bribery foot.


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[Assistant] So you're telling me that our patrons, but by the way, you're amazing. Everyone's amazing just for being here. Uh, but you're telling me that you're suggesting our patrons be puppets?


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[Assistant] So we are essentially bribing them. So we get favors in town. Well that was the whole spiel for the Dorale's thing. So it's, uh...


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[Assistant] It is high, but the shit that's on our roofs is ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Okay, and it is, it is ancient technology for a roof. And it is there to erode and replace.


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[Assistant] So that's a joke. That alone, the savings of that and the energy that you can contain from it for most of the people. Yes, some people aren't going to get so much from their roof.


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[Assistant] But they'll all, but it's, it's something that everyone's gonna have. Most people have the roofs.


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[Assistant] No, they're not, but what I'm saying is that's the future in like five, in five years, all new construction, the roofs that we have now, they're not going to be allowed.


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[Assistant] It's going to be like, why are you going to, they've got to change all that shit and Tesla is the future. That's all.


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[Assistant] It's, it's just a matter of time before the whole surface of the car.


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[Assistant] Because you can, these days, glass. Everyone's, everyone's, you're gonna see these sky rises that are coming up and all of the glass in the place is solar panels.


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[Assistant] As it should be. What bothers me about GM though, is the fact that like, it's probably one of the last vehicles that I would have started with, would be the fucking Hummer. Yeah. And you go like, so that makes me go, what?


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[Assistant] And there will be, that's the thing, it's just they didn't design- They'll probably get there, yeaah. Well they will, it's just they're always thr- they're working on, what they're working on now is coming out in three years. Exactly. So they didn't know Tesla was gonna fuckin' nail it, and now everyone's ramping up to catch up with them because they're nailing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then do you pass judgment? You say yes, you have, you make poor choices.


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[Assistant] But he was running around, no, they run around for like little, I think if you pay an extra five dollars, it makes it 25 bucks a day. They run around for like three hours with the other dogs.


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[Assistant] Like, it's just like, they have all this extra time of just like, and he plays great with all of them. So, and what was cool too is the kennel is like, it's free to go and check your dog in. It's like, we need to try your dog, we want to meet your dog. You can leave him all day.


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[Assistant] And then, and then that's their approval of like, okay good, you're- Yeah, screen it. This is gonna be great.


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[Assistant] Also the dog park, you don't know what crazy people bring. Crazy people bring their dogs to dog parks that shouldn't be bringing their dogs to dog parks.


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[Assistant] Yes. Alright, well hey listen, this was a nice talk. It was a good talk. It was a great talk. I had a good time with you guys, and maybe sometimes I don't say it as much as I should, but... We love you too.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, subscribe to Anthony CSN on YouTube and Twitch, but uhm, I've only played it a few times. It's a very realistic shooter, but it's kind of, you're playing against other players in AI, you have to go in, get as much good shit as you can, and then leave with it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but other players can kill you and take your shit. So.


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[Assistant] That was beautiful. That was. They could buy that from me. If they want. Pretty cheap.


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[Assistant] We'll say this, you can operate on your own animals until you've proven yourself. And then I'll think about it. Mittens, come here. No, Mittens died two weeks ago, man.


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[Assistant] And that is the, I don't hear that term enough, I guess. We'll try to use it more. I wish you would. I'd appreciate that.


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[Assistant] Uhm, since we're on the gaming thing, I'll bring it up now. I was gonna bring it up later. I started playing a uhm, a pretty damn cool game last night. What's it called? Concrete Genie.


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[Assistant] Oh man, I watched the trailer, I don't know, maybe a year ago and then randomly a review came up on my YouTube, you know, the main page or whatever. Oh yeaah, I forgot about that game, watched the review and the guy was like praising it.


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[Assistant] So I got it started last night. I think you'd really dig it, Abso. It is gorgeous.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't think it works that way. Tell us about it. You're like, uh,


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[Assistant] A kid in a very, very dismal looking, looks like an Eastern European town that's super dark and dreary and stuff and he's got this book full of his, uh, his drawings and stuff and then this group of bullies comes and


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[Assistant] Throws all his drawings into the river or whatever. It's a first person kind of game? No, it's like third person. Third person? Yeah. And then, uh, you get your drawings back, but like you create the, you draw these, you get this magic brush and you can like,


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[Assistant] You're painting the world back into happiness. Kind of a thing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it's like the particle effects, it's frickin' gorgeous. Check that out. It's really, really neat. And uh, yeaah, it almost has like the...


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[Assistant] It does as far as the, the fa- the talking and stuff, but uhm. Okay. And you- none of you guys played Okami, did you? Okami? Yeah. Uh, no, I did not. Which is a beautiful game. If you like Zelda, I'd highly recommend that. It was really fun on the Wii, but uhm, anyway.


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[Assistant] Concrete Genie. That's a nice little gem, man. I'm so happy that I stumbled across it again. I love when that happens.


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[Assistant] Cause you're a dog in Okami, what I love, you have the Wiimote, like I picked that you could do this bomb skill and I would paint, draw a circle on the screen and a little wick out of my bomb and all of a sudden it would turn into a bomb in the middle of a fight, it was cool. So I'd be placing bombs everywhere, shut that door.


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[Assistant] And on this with the PlayStation 4, uhm, controller, you're using that thing to draw. Oh, that's cool. The, you know, it's... Yea, alright. Yep.


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[Assistant] Oh. I think the big mystery of that game is uhm, why are the parents so negligent? Do they know what their kids are doing? No. Well, those kids look like they were...


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[Assistant] I think you have your times off. Was I off by, was it 10 and 1030? Probably. Might have been. Yeaah. But you lived in a different time zone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't have to deal with that at all. I think my parents had the mindset of like, if you're tired tomorrow, it's your fault. Uh, it's kind of that, because I was always, you know, we were going to stay up and watch, ah, all the HBO goodness. Tales, uh, Tales from the Cribs. Oh yeah, Cribs Show. What was the, something on, um, with the TV, the TV he'd watch.


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[Assistant] Nice headroom. How many letters? Ah, so two words, two words. Sounds like... Sounds like something on... Turned on. Nah, it's that, the dude that...


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[Assistant] He slept with so many women and then they would always flash back to old TV shows because they reminded him of his childhood. Caught him late. No, alright, nevermind.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they were cool if I stayed up watching that stuff. So yeah, my parents were not strict on the, on the curfew and anyway, and my town was super small. So like I could be out past dark and they weren't worried about anything. You know, they knew where I was safe.


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[Assistant] Drive through it once a day. Just once. A cop from a different town. We didn't have a police department. Just checking over here. Yep. Making sure you're safe. Looks good there. Alright, going back to Waconia. Yep, and he was probably hammered most of the time too. He probably would just avoid the trip altogether and say he did it. Yeah. Cologne's good to go. I talked to Pat over at the gas station.


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[Assistant] Maybe. I'm sure we covered it. Yeah, we did. Cause I remember, well, we talked about it on an old Far Cry video once.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a- How's that working out so far? Well, I've tried- I tried it obviously immediately when I got it. I was excited about it. And then the update had other things like karaoke, Netflix, Hulu, Spotify, uhm, Cuphead. That's what you need in a car. But I was excited- Distractions. Well, not while you're driving. Of course.


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[Assistant] We were driving, yeah, with a friend in town and we would, uh, like we went to the store and stuff and you know, you do the autopilot on like Martin Luther King Parkway, like longer stretches, so you're not worried about focusing on lyrics, you know. Is there a microphone? No microphone, but, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that was fun. But yeah, the, the come to me button on the, I tried it a couple times that day successfully, you know, showed a friend downtown and it came, it gets, and then since then I've done it


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[Assistant] That's interesting, man. It is like a phone. My car is a phone now. Update wise. Yeaah, that's the way of the future, I suppose.


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[Assistant] Don't you dare use that name on your shitty ass dip. I'd like to, uh, have us represent, uh, one person. I'll represent Thick because he's so proud of his dips. Thank you. In, uh, in their challenge. Can we be a part of it?


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[Assistant] Go to silent. Should you choose that? That's true. That is the original point.


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[Assistant] There you go. Yeah. You know the format. You've seen the arc one.


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[Assistant] Things that happen to you. Things that you could, you think that everyone can relate to. And, uh, we're leaning toward the beginning of the game. The most relatable. Early stage.


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[Assistant] If it's this material, the underwear material that I'm wearing, that would be awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah, seriously, let's make that happen, Simon. The next order.


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[Assistant] Alright, cool. Yeah, I'm excited about that.


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[Assistant] Probably so, more trained, more, yeaah. Like, I feel like, uhm, especially when I worked in film and I was doing all the crew work and stuff, uh, that people wouldn't remember me.


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[Assistant] Uh, you're like, oh, hey, nice to meet you. I'm like, I've worked on like five different movies with you. I was in your wedding. I was in your wedding. I just always thought that was interesting. Like, am I not that, I want to be more memorable.


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[Assistant] It's overload. And we have to stick to screen names, like we can't get both.


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[Assistant] Brilliant. Yeah, which always, uh, that always helps. It helps them a whole lot.