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[Assistant] They got turned on to it, not by me. Maybe when the forest is done, Mob Squad Season 3. No promises.


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[Assistant] Well, we recorded, uh, Satisfactory. Yes.


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[Assistant] Well, with Red Dad, there were, there were several factors. Can you address this, Joe? Yeah. Well, we did three episodes of Bad Arthur. Uhm, the views were okay. Uhm, I would have kept doing it, but I kind of found it limiting, just the single player and what I could do.


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[Assistant] Uh, mostly because they don't have access to the Rockstar editor like we do with GTA. Uh, and then I looked into the multiplayer and I still would love to play the multiplayer with you guys, but I wanted to come out on PC and I wanted to have the Rockstar editor.


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[Assistant] What's nice about scrap, eh, that most, most other content on our channel isn't, is you can just jump into any scrap. They're standalone apps. Exactly. Like with Arc, if you're jumping in Arc now, you're confused.


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[Assistant] I only watched half the video. I didn't see that part. I guess the best part is still to come. I guess so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't notice when we were playing, but yeah, when, uh, upon watching it, uh, when we had, it was like you had a minute 37 left and we had boxed you in. Could have held Y and respawn. It would have taken a little bit off your time, but you could have kept going.


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[Assistant] I had to find the beat, or my brain had to find the beat in that particular song.


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[Assistant] I used to ride with a guy that would do this, uh, when I worked at the propane company when I was a kid. Uh, there was one guy, uh, we would get on I-95 and he would get behind a big truck, like a tanker truck, and just ride its ass. And oh, he scared the shit out of me. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, probably. But I mean, he was like, man, I'm saving gas doing this.


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[Assistant] He was, but still, he was a fucking, an idiot. Yeah. Shouldn't do that. 30% gas. I hated it, cause they're like, yeah, we're right up on a fucking tanker truck, going 75 mile an hour, and I'm just like, my heart's raisin', I'm all nervous, I'm sweaty.


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[Assistant] You talking about one of his YOLO videos?


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[Assistant] I, it was- Oh, real quick, before you read this, I'm gonna read my comment because it's based on this. Oh, okay, go. It's from, uh, firecloud42 and says, this one's directed mostly at thick, have you played Battlefield V's Firestorm and what are your thoughts?


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[Assistant] Is that because you had just the pace of it? Cause Apex, just watching Apex, Apex seems like a much faster paced game.


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[Assistant] I would love to see sort of a combination between like a Battle Royale and a Conquest where you do have this big map that's in a circle and the circle slowly shrinking. But as it shrinks like points pop up on the map that turn into like a Conquest mode where you have to defend these points.


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[Assistant] And then by the end of the map, it's like, okay, whatever team got these


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[Assistant] Yeah, as long as there's still a lot. Yeah, having that, uh, that keeps you in the game. Yep. And that's my problem with Battle Royales, is like, there's a lot of, you're dead, and then like, okay, I'm done with this game, and I'm bored now. Mhm. And now I gotta wait fifty minutes to get into another one.


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[Assistant] Uh, Shadowhunter says, Absaroth, when are you gonna play Somatica Below Zero? Uh, I'm gonna play it when it's done.


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[Assistant] Right. It's not done. It's not done. It's still early access. I don't want to start it and then have to stop it because it's, uh, it's not finished. So yeah, I'll play it when it's done.


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[Assistant] Uh, this comment's from Ashley Kelly that says, uh, Adahop and Anthony, thank you for your amazing editing work on all the videos we see every week on this channel. It would not be possible without your hard work.


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[Assistant] Anthony's a bit messy, but we love him.


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[Assistant] Every time. Every single time. Every single time. Every week. I think I got it now. Should probably write that down somewhere. It's easier to have him do it. And he's an expert streamer. Streams every week. Twice a week, I think. He's VR. He's been losing weight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's been playing VR like for what, 30 minutes to an hour every day? Is he doing that? Like Beat Saber?


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[Assistant] Beat Saber workout. Oh boy. It'll wear you out. I love it.


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[Assistant] Alright, my last comment is just from, uh, Tickle Chickens. Uh, that says, come on, if Philly D can put out a brand of chapstick, so can you guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and uh, he's right. I think we could have a brand of chapstick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we, uh, we did talk about Generation Zero. What is that again? It came out, uhm, it's a new game, four player co-op, uhm, kinda set in a big open world. I, uh, I looked at a couple videos yesterday, early reviews on it, and sadly, they're not very good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it may be better with us because there's four players. I think a lot of these players were solo. And it just seems like a big, I guess the problem with it is the environment is very big and very empty. So there's a lot of walking from point A to point B. And then the missions, I guess, it's like, oh, you know, there is a storyline. You are trying to solve something.


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[Assistant] But when you get there, it's almost like following breadcrumbs the entire time. And like each mission is kind of the same, it's just fight robots, fight robots, keep fighting robots. It is early access, so it is a game that in a year,


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[Assistant] We might look at and go, ooh, this looks better now. This has more positive reviews. Let's jump on this. Keep an eye on it. I have requested


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[Assistant] And we'll certainly, I'd still check it out. Check it out for sure. But yeah, uh, whether or not we'll make a series on it, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so that's kind of where we've landed where, uh, we, we kind of do the cave adventures and you guys are in charge of building. But now, well, I don't want to spoil it too much. So I won't spoil anything, but yeah, more building is coming because that's kind of what the game eventually is just geared towards is building and trapping and fighting, fighting cannibals.


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[Assistant] Well, I like what we've done on the, uh, uh, the Parasur. Yeah, that's wonderful. That looks awesome.


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[Assistant] Aw, looking forward to seeing a little baby bastard. And you were able to pick it up, right? Yeah, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] What would you throw off the hole? Oh yea, Conan. I think it was, uh, the baby wolf. The baby wolf, yea. People expect that of you, I guess. In the bag, and uh, yea, Adahub added some wonderful, just, poor puppy sound effects. Yea. Fun moment.


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[Assistant] Actually, I read that you can, uhm, the game is set for only four players, but you can change an INI file to make it have more players. But, uhm, the developer does not recommend it because he's like, you probably won't get a good performance, like you might have more crashes and shit like that. You may overload the game.


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[Assistant] So, it's one of those risky things of like, we could have a fifth player.


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[Assistant] But now we, we, we have the possibility now of more crashes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Epic did not, the Epic store did not want us to play that game for a while. Nooo. Which I don't know if that's on, it's gotta be on Satisfactory, because it's a new game, it's early access, so something's going on. There's a communication between Satisfactory and the Epic store that was like, nope.


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[Assistant] Man, I don't know. We had a fun dynamic going on when we played, I thought. So, we'll just keep that going.


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[Assistant] That's one of those things, there are many unions and every union is its own hierarchy and any hierarchy can become corrupt and bad. Exactly. Uhm, so it has to be run by the right people and yeaah.


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[Assistant] Can you hand me that, uh, flashlight? No, not my job! Can you be more efficient? Like, no, I'm gonna, can't be more efficient here.


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[Assistant] Like, like, uh, like that movie over the top with Sylvester, didn't he have to like arm wrestle for custody of his kid? Yeah, there was no, no, he needed money.


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[Assistant] I'm glad you remembered like the plot of that movie, cause I, up until this day, until this moment, I just thought it was about him arm wrestling for custody of his kid. That should be a thing.


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[Assistant] What does that mean? What does that mean? Well, I'm full moon horny right now. Oh. But, um, no, but seriously, what kind of butt are you gonna use?


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[Assistant] What a novice. Well, tell me cause I'm open. You know what I did? I thought about doing, okay. I thought about doing two sandwich videos before.


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[Assistant] He did, just, just to, uh, trigger him, but- Are you gonna make garlic butter? No, no, I would do, depending on the sandwich, I would do some sort of herb infused butter, like a rosemary butter, or possibly a, uhm- You're just upping your butter game. Like a habanero, uh, infused butter, which I have at home.


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[Assistant] Uh, titanium, carbon fiber. Yes, this stuff is built to last. Uh, feels good in my front pocket. Hardly even know it's there. Feels good in my back pocket. Hardly know it's there. Yep. And, uh,


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[Assistant] And, uh, yeah, go to RidgeWallet.com forward slash Neebs. They sell now fruit too. Fruit. They do not sell fruit. Cucumbers too. Just cucumbers is the only veggie. Lying sack of shit. Forward RidgeWallet.com forward slash Neebs. 10% off. Free shipping. Do it. Get you a wallet. It'll last forever.


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[Assistant] That's because you make a bunch of forts with your DeVays. You like, you'll get the couch cushions and then you make a fort.


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[Assistant] Well, I made a post on Twitter saying that we don't know what's, or at least for the future of Battlefield friends, we don't know yet, but we will keep you posted. So, what happened?


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[Assistant] Like, uh, like, when we saw Alice Cooper's guitar player.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she's an incredible guitar player. Her name is Nita Strauss. She plays for Alice Cooper and also just came out with her own album. But I was like, holy shit, that's Nita Strauss up there playing a Ubisoft thing. We were at an event.


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[Assistant] Can I tell you guys something? It's something I'm going to, uh, admit. I'm not proud. Four months ago I did a Battlefield 5 video.


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[Assistant] And I called it I Did Something Bad. That's the title of a Taylor Swift song. And I'm sorry.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't like playing the game, unless we're doing like the, where I get to shoot things. Right. But uhm, I love watching the videos, and I'm not in them. It's like, the Mythbusters of YouTube.


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[Assistant] Is it my turn? Yea, you're back to clean up, buddy. Alright, I've got one. Bring it home, baby. Actually, alright. So, uhm, my comments are from Conan Exile's Falling Rocks. Watch out! Flip bait!


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[Assistant] When Ada Hop enlarged the sundered status box, I sat there reading it as surrender.


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[Assistant] It genuinely seems like they're enjoying Conan.


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[Assistant] I could be wrong, and they might be forcing it, could be just the refreshment of playing a new game. I can't make it to the stream, so it would be awesome if you guys could talk about what y'all honestly think of the game on commenting, on comments. Cheers. Love it. Love it. I like it a lot. I love it. I look forward to it. Every time, like,


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[Assistant] If I know that we're playing Conan, I'm ready. So diverse. And there's so much, like, I don't go online and look up anything. I genuinely like the discoveries.


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[Assistant] Uh, my next comment is from...


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[Assistant] It's the shmoop. It's better than punchy face. Sorry. It is better than punchy. Alright, uh, Garza Loves You says, Can you guys or anyone explain how you guys went from the island scorched earth, the center, Ragnarok, and now extinction, and there has never been one


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[Assistant] There is Xenosaurus in any of your videos, and how is that possible?


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[Assistant] You know, we talked about like doing battlefield videos with like some cinematic elements and


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[Assistant] You know, I was kind of against it because as sort of a battlefield purist,


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[Assistant] I would never want to be taken out of that first person, but it's something that could definitely work and probably could work with several different games. And some games actually haven't worked because, you know, either it was just a game or just


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[Assistant] I've done this a couple times. Well, the first one, yeah. But no, I enjoyed doing the premiere.


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[Assistant] Uh, I, it was good, probably three quarters of the way through and then it got weird, started feeling like a, an Oliver Stone film and kind of had an agenda to it towards the end. Uh, Christian Bale did a great job. Oh my God. Uh, Amy Adams, uh, Steve Carell. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They all did really great, but uhm, I expected better.


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[Assistant] When an agenda starts piercing through a story, then uhm, it takes me out of the immersion of


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[Assistant] Performance wise, it's like- Yea, Christian Bale did a fantastic job. Yeah, I have to vote on this soon. And I haven't watched hardly any of the other movies they've sent me.


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[Assistant] I just took the trash out and I was just, uh, just glistening in the sun. I just felt like- So this is better than San Diego weather to you? Yeah, it reminded me whenever- Because that's perfect to you. Remember when Iron Man got hit by the Thor's lightning?


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[Assistant] I think I told you I still have my pumpkin from last Halloween.


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[Assistant] That's where I brought it up. Let's talk about something we've never talked about.


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[Assistant] Well, whatever we haven't talked about would technically be a topic. You never told us what the topic was. Well, what did we do today?


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[Assistant] I would love for us all to be in different tribes. Wouldn't that be something?


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[Assistant] We got 1-9-0 and a little hut. That way we keep score of our body.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you can't get through to people. No, I know. I know. I've been trying to talk about sharks for years now. Please don't go into this. And not getting anywhere. I feel like there's a way with him though.


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[Assistant] They both star in a Naked and Afraid. You go through something like that?


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[Assistant] Oh, without a doubt. You're spooning to keep warm at night. Probably fluids.


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[Assistant] We do more. We need to give them shit. You know what? From now on, that's our new rule. Yeah. Cause we've voiced over several games now. Yeah. Every time we give them audio, they either don't cut it,


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[Assistant] We do sound design every week. It's in our job though. It is now.


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[Assistant] So I'm glad we covered the Conan. Like, there's so much music I wanna do, but I don't make music, like, that's fixed talent.


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[Assistant] Because I need to be in, like, there's a lot of Spanish in places where it's really hot, and I know I'm gonna have to flee the winter at some point.


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[Assistant] All that learning. Also, we're a team, and like, he's a music guy, and I'm an animator guy. Oh, that's it. Like, I have my skills too. But if Thicc would, you know, just throw us a bone and let us do another type of song sometime.


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[Assistant] I hope they're a sponsor for a long time, cause I like when you read these.


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[Assistant] Well I'm telling you, like, those hairs are buoyant. Cause we're going on like five or six flushes now. They don't wanna go anywhere. They're still hanging. Yea, they don't wanna go.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I wouldn't think like, wax on your nipple would feel good. Does not. You are correct, sir.


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[Assistant] Let's do some comments. Let's do em'. I got one. Alright. Uhm, okay, so this was from, uh, the Thanos Avengers. Thanos had a crazier plan B. Uh huh. And the comment is from 100 subscribers with no content. That's their name, I guess.


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[Assistant] I found it funny because, uh, he said, I laughed suddenly and loudly at the bus stop. And I'm thinking, there's no bus stop in this cartoon? What's he talking about? And then you guys are like, ah, cause I read this the other day. He was probably at a bus stop himself. So he confused you, he zinged you with his comment.


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[Assistant] That's not what I said. I said I think they're watching another video, and then maybe it like auto plays another video, then they hit comment, cause I have seen those.


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[Assistant] Where like, they're commenting on a completely different video. Okay. Like it would be a Conan comment. And they'd say- But on an Ark video. Okay. Like the one that came out the day before. But in this case, this guy was at a bus stop. It's hilarious.


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[Assistant] You can't displace water like you could in Minecraft, right? I think you can. I think there's certain things you build that once it's built, the water's removed, maybe? Oh, well that's different then.


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[Assistant] We built a whole wall around it. We're gonna empty all the ocean basically. We could have just done something like that back at home.


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[Assistant] Well when we jump back into Minecraft we'll do it. Okay. Alright. Fair enough.


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[Assistant] Uh, disenchantment from Matt. Already went off. Jesus.


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[Assistant] Alright, the phone already went off. Matt Groening, the creators of The Simpsons and Futurama, it's a new animated adventure, and yea, it starts tomorrow. Now tomorrow, when I say tomorrow, that's in our land, so by the time this comes out, it will have been started for like five days. And people are done with it. It's on Netflix. On the old Netflix.


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[Assistant] It's set in medieval fantasy world called Dreamland. This enchantment follows the misadventures of a hard-dragging young princess named Bean, her feisty elf companion Elfo, and her personal demon Lucy. And believe us, it's not all glass slippers and cute forest creatures.


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[Assistant] It doesn't have to be like, it's already become a thing. It's Anthony again. I know. You don't think I knew that? Sorry. He's in there chuckling.


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[Assistant] We appreciate you guys being here even though we're fucking idiots. Um, I would like to stop with that and maybe we could talk about comments. Yeaah. Cause it has been, it's been like a few weeks. The last one there was not one comment. Nah, the shitters full. We need to empty it. Right.


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[Assistant] And there's some sort of like, uh, color that's used to dye, and this might be bullshit, but that's used from like, uh, a bug. Like there's a particular bug that is made to, to, uh, dye things red or blue or something.


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[Assistant] And I specifically said, don't message anybody.


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[Assistant] Respond back to him saying don't text back anymore.


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[Assistant] He doesn't know how. No, we gotta know when to, when to end it.


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[Assistant] I do want to do, I feel like I want to do the sandwich thing very badly.


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[Assistant] That roast beef is always nice and rare. Always. Always. They do have a good roast beef. They got a great roast beef.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, we'll figure that out. But I- Okay. Yeah. Guts and Glory though. Again, we should do another one. They do well.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, exactly, the resources, but trapping them behind pillars in an area that you can, they'll just keep on going, they're dumb, so once they're coming at you and then they're behind a cage essentially, they're not going to be smart and walk around, you just have to have the cannonballs and the...


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[Assistant] Me, personally, I would say yes to that. I don't want to drop Ark, but I think- Not all together, but- Right, but I think Conan, or Conan or whatever,


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[Assistant] No, why not? Why not? There's already 6,000 fonts. Why not add one more? That's not crazy.


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[Assistant] I understand that, but for him to think that the font is crazy, I think is crazy.


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[Assistant] You could say like, uh, I just got back from the, hold on a second. I just got back from the grocery store to get some milk, comma. That was so much fun, Sarkmark.


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[Assistant] I was watching the whole damn thing. I was paying attention to it. He would have announced it. But, uh, you know, we all know I have a short attention span. I thought I was paying attention to it. You were. It appeared to me that you were, cause I remember exactly when you diverted, it was like the only way that you could not lose, the only way you can keep him from winning was you being diverted.


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[Assistant] And I knew where Anthony was at that point and I watched you go where you went and then it was like alright, now it's time to go back and I felt like


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what it was. It was like go for second place. And that's all in there. Yeah, that's all in there. So.


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[Assistant] It is the dress thing all over again. And the dress thing's funny too because I did that recently with somebody who had never seen it before. So I was like, oh, okay, yeaah. Well, uh, they pulled it up and, and they know that people see it different.


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[Assistant] Because everyone, they know that. It's like, oh, I heard you see it different. And it is one or the other. Yeah, it's one or the other, right? And it actually, from picture to picture, it can change too. So like, you can see one picture of it and then you see it, oh, I see the opposite. But it was just funny how, like, I wasn't surprised that, that you saw it differently. If I was doing it with my sister, my sister was, she knows the concept of seeing things different.


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[Assistant] And then when it happened, she goes, oh, well, that's dope. That's blue and white or whatever it is. And I was like, yeah, that's funny. Cause I see gold and whatever. And she's like, no, you don't.


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[Assistant] Like that's why we started doing this. How do you not fucking get, like why are you acting surprised? Just say, oh you see this, I see this. Interesting. Which is the whole thing. People see it different. Don't be shocked, we talked for ten minutes before we found the pictures.


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[Assistant] Yanny and Laurel. That's what was going on that same time too. It went from Yanny and Laurel, the same shock there.


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[Assistant] Well that's, that's why- I guess you might be right. But that's why I think it's funny that you are insisting that, you know, wait a second, you're not for sure, because you know, since there's no humble, your statement there contradicts why you keep on asking, because Anthony- Keeped. Knows, keeps on, whatever. Fuck it.


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[Assistant] Well, we should go back and look at the footage then. No, no, you're fine. No, well, you know what? Why don't you give him your footage? You won't. Oh, it's on my drive, sure. He deleted it because there's scandal. I have it on the drive.


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[Assistant] There you go. That's very unsearchable.


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[Assistant] Unless it gets out there. Alright, so we've got two out of five of us with the comments.


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[Assistant] I'll go next. You. How about App Store, you go next.


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[Assistant] And that's, that is so easy to get caught up in your own reality, cause that's what you create, your own reality of negativity and positivity. You're gonna give me a quote.


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[Assistant] You're gonna fail. Okay, that's, that's a good point. And I want to add to that point. When it comes down to try to spend...


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[Assistant] Most of your time, at the very least most of your time thinking about what you're doing in the present moment. Because thinking in the future can be beneficial, but if you think about the future too much, it can also fuck you up.


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[Assistant] Alright, I've particularly been feeling a lot of anxiousness or anxiety or whatever it is and my mind will race a lot too and it's amazing when you're driving or when you're doing mundane things


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[Assistant] You can set yourself an autopilot and then your head can just now is free to think about whatever you want. And what you really should, what is really beneficial is try to spend most of your time actually spending time thinking about what you're doing right then and there. That's all I'm saying and if that connects with anybody. I'm breathing.


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[Assistant] Put your mind in a good place? That's, put your mind in a good place, but when I'm talking about staying in your present moment, staying in what you're doing, if, if you're, that's why people...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but when you're driving, instead of thinking about the 30 things that you need to do on the way to work, maybe just think about driving.


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[Assistant] Maybe just pay attention to your surroundings. Maybe instead of thinking about- But I wanna learn Spanish. That's fine. Then, then you're learning Spanish in that moment. Or when you're listening to music, you're concentrating on the words that are happening right then. You're not thinking about the future or thinking about the past. Just try to stay in the present moment. If you, if you have a lot of issues with stuff,


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[Assistant] Look up mindfulness, look up meditation, that's all about staying in the present moment.


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[Assistant] No retirement. You have to think of the future, obviously, but you should be thinking of the future much, much, much less than thinking about the present. You need to prepare for the future.


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[Assistant] And also, but there's also a ton of other things that I can't apparently explain right now, but... I heard a quote, I don't know who said it, I liked it. It's probably me.


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[Assistant] Yeah. There you go. Exactly. Worry. Worrying, spending a lot of time worrying about the future and then regretting the past. Fuck that. Fuck regretting the past. Absolutely. That's a t-shirt. Okay.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know what, before, if you don't mind, I wanna jump back with, uh, Disenchantment. Do it. Yeaah! Alright?


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[Assistant] So, like we said, Matt Groening, uh, yes, Matt Groening, the creators of The Simpsons and Futurama, it's a new animated adventure, and Groening's first new show in nearly 20 years, Disenchantment takes place in a medieval fantasy world, so his first new show in 20 years, that I didn't realize it had been that long.


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[Assistant] Dreamland is a complex universe, uh, offers endless characters, stories, and laughs from the king of animation, uh, following the misadventures of the hard-drinking young princess Bean.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I remember saying drinking, so she's a drinker.


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[Assistant] And lots of human fools. Walruses is a weird addition there. Yeah, it is.


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[Assistant] This enchantment will turn everything you know about fairy tales on its head. The series is about life and death, good and evil. And it's about, it's about what it means to be truly happy in the world full of suffering and idiots and how to find your own path in life despite what the elders and wizards and other jerks tell you.


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[Assistant] So watch Disenchantment Season 1 on August 17th, only on Netflix.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, it was my character's voice from Battlefield Friends, and I was like, alright, Nieves doesn't, Nieves talks like this, but he talks more extreme when he's in that character, so I was told to talk like that, and eventually it just went away.


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[Assistant] And, uh, but yeah, but, but me, but what's and I've said this before, but, but I have now become part of that. So I talk a little bit like the character now in my regular.


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[Assistant] Life. Oh really? Yes. Okay. And I don't, I mean this isn't really my voice and when I go back home you guys will make fun of me and say like, oh, I'm around somebody from New York and you go, oh you talk like this. That's how I used to talk. When I go home, I talk like I'm straight out of where I'm from. That guy in the cab.


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[Assistant] Oh, tell that story. No, no, we did, we talked about it. I hope we did. We did, in the last. Okay, makin' sure, makin' sure. Did you? Yes, we did, cuz I fuckin' cut it. Do you have the raw footage?


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[Assistant] When I go home or when I'm around other people like my family, my family all still has their accents. That's everybody's case. It is everybody's case. Right. Well then there you go. So I don't, I talk differently here. The fact that I say talk and don't say talk


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[Assistant] Normally I say talk, and I say dog. That's how I would talk. But now I say, but now I say, and now I say talk. And now I say coffee instead of coffee. But when I'm home, give me coffee. I'll take a coffee. Give me a tea with milk and sugar. That's how I fucking talk.


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[Assistant] In the bud. Yeaah, right there. I've, I mean. But that's normal. But you've trained yourself to speak differently. If I have a conversation with somebody around the block in Harris Teeter. Well you pick it up. And this person is from Long Island, or he's from Brooklyn, or wherever. Oh, game on. Okay? Game on.


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[Assistant] As much as you want to, do not do it. I miss, I really miss, uh, I like the way we talk back home. And anytime I'm around somebody who's from New York, it makes me feel good. And I feel more at home. Right, I get that. I spent most of my life there. Do you want us to start talking that way? No. Let's finish out the podcast.


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[Assistant] Oh, like, uh, like, oh, that was, uh, oh, that was some really good, that was a great cheeseburger. Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Yeah. It's like really because.


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[Assistant] Alright, well hey listen, I would like to, uh, start off with, I'm kinda grabbing mine, cause I was unprepared, but Wankstain, on the last commenting, or actually on the last podcast, which was essentially about RTX, says, uh, does Joss Skelliman have any sort of social media that we could follow?


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[Assistant] Yeah, the answer is yes. I actually, he's one of the very few people that I follow on Twitter. So we can definitely share his Twitter info. He's the one who, and I put a picture in the last podcast of the poster that he drew and I just put text up there saying thanks.


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[Assistant] Joss Gellerman, he, he drew this, you know. Yea, super talented artist. Yea, and I should have put his, uh, his info probably in the description of that, but now his info is on the page, on the screen right now. So go and check him out, he's an amazingly talented artist.


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[Assistant] Skeleton. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not sure if he's, I don't know his handle right now.


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[Assistant] Well, if they're listening, we'll find out what it is. Hold on. Can you do that, Absro? Cause you're awesome.


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[Assistant] Go check him out, without a doubt. And he helped us out with that. And uh, that was great.


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[Assistant] You just need to go check out Jawskeleman. Oh cool. But I don't know how you'd spell that. I think it's J-A-W-S-K-E-L-L-Y-M-A-N. Man.


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[Assistant] Joss Kellyman on Twitter. That sounds awesome. Joss Kellyman. He'll draw stuff for you. Or not, cause he's not yours.


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[Assistant] Creeper says, is the Ref Simulator series going to be part of the weekend lineup? I feel like it's a little too repetitive to be a long time series. Yo Creeper, you're right.


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[Assistant] No, I mean it seems, I mean not to give any.


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[Assistant] No, we are, but there has been a couple of times, or actually three times officially, that we've done one recording and...


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[Assistant] Okay, well, there's the answer. He doesn't know yet, but let's check it out.


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[Assistant] I need to start that because you told me I need to start it. Alvincher Brothers, it's wonderful. I know, even if it's slow in the beginning, I don't care. Wonderful show. Uh, you know what? I'll find one more comment and we'll wrap her up. Okay.


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[Assistant] But I don't know, I don't understand the reasoning behind not knowing when multiplayer is gonna come out. And when, you know, cause it's probably gonna start with single player. And then we don't know when multiplayer is gonna come out.


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[Assistant] ASAP. Yeah, me too. Or you want it at ASAP. I want you to have it at ASAP. I don't want it.


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[Assistant] It looks like a poncho. It looks like a poncho. Yea, these guys are trained to deal with people who think that their whatever is worth way more than it is.


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[Assistant] Alright, who's gonna go next? Doesn't matter to me, you pick. I'll go. Go ahead and knock mine out.


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[Assistant] That's the only reason I picked it. That's a rare, a rare thing. Alright, my next comment is from Rubble Gaming. Uh, this was from the new channel trailer. It says, holy shit, best ad I've ever seen. Hope to see it everywhere, and I mean everywhere. I don't know about everywhere, but we're gonna, I think we're gonna try to buy some ad space, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's probably cheap. We could probably get good, yea, we could probably advertise on the Hallmark Town.


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[Assistant] Last comment I have is from IceManTheBest says, Neebs please do again another Minecraft series, the new aquatic update is awesome!


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[Assistant] Not that I can think of. No, I mean we spawned into a place and I've just been, we've been there. Cause I'm playing with my daughter, we're not going, you know.


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[Assistant] It's been three years since we've played the game. Exactly the same. Yea, exactly the same. The menu system's a little different. Sounds bad. But I haven't got to explore it, and it's like I haven't been actively seeking out new stuff. What have you been doing?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, cause we abandoned the show. Well, we finished it. In our minds. Yeaah, we got close.


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[Assistant] But uh, I'm still, I'd be eager to try it again once that graphic update happens. Yeaah, that's always been what we've been. They keep pushing it back, they're like, oh, this, this, December. Now they're like, ah, early next year. So, if that graphic update happens, maybe we'll check it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, there were hints of an aquatic, or I'm sorry, an arctic region. It's the same planet, but set in the arctic region of that planet.


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[Assistant] No, I've always been excited. Yeah, well now, now it's like they've made the official announcement. It was announced that they're working on something that's Arctic-related, but now it's got a name. It is, uh, what? Frozen? What did I say? Frozen World.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I need to learn more about the story. I think the main character now is a female, it's set after the events of the first part of the game, where your character lands and gets off.


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[Assistant] So, I don't know, but I'm excited to take a look at it. Even if we don't do anything on the channel, I'd be excited to take a look at it because that game's awesome.


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[Assistant] No, well I think it's just announced and uh, yeaah. They're working on it. It's coming out soon. Cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but yeah, I would love to figure out a way to do it to extend the story we already created. I agree, but yeah. But there's just, at the very least. Red Dead. I want Red Dead around my waist. Uh, I'll go ahead and go. No one else started, right?


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[Assistant] Maybe. I always like, uh, I try to imagine what birds are saying, especially in the morning, sitting there at the bus stop. Fuck me!


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[Assistant] Like, where are we? They're like, daddy, where are we? I was like, I don't know where we are!


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[Assistant] I was doing a lot of dreaming last night, I just remembered another moment where the cop showed up at my house.


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[Assistant] And they say you gotta come over to the neighbor's house, the kids have been throwing rocks at the house.


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[Assistant] Yeah. For one dream. It's better to just mumble away. It's just, yeah, fire up a recorder on the phone. It's there. Let's start doing that for fun.


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[Assistant] I'm curious to see what the eventual goal of the game is. Because right now, what we played is just tutorial. It's like, here's how you do this, here's how you do this.


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[Assistant] I think you're right. It was probably just some- Yeah, it was just like, ah, there's a drop and there's parts in it or some bullshit. Yeah. I was scared.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like that. Uhm, from what, from the footage Thick had, I like the color palette in this one. Which, well, you just got news, uhm, it's been pushed back, right?


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[Assistant] Like, and I understand being upset about, you know, I've been there, it's like, uh, a developer does something and says something, makes a decision about a game or about a franchise that I enjoy, I'm like, I wish they hadn't said that.


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[Assistant] Why would you put yourself in this?


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[Assistant] I did what was new in GTA, then I did the commercial, and then I took a couple of Raft episodes, now I'm taking something we recorded, uh, just yesterday. So I'm usually the GTA guy. Well I do GTA too. Well yea, you could. But I've been doing Raft. Yea, exactly. We've been, uh, busy with other stuff, but I would like to


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I mean if we have time. It's a two week, cause once Red Dead comes out GTA's done for a while on our channel because it's gonna be Red Dead.


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[Assistant] I knew that with the Structures Plus. I was about to say the Structures Plus torches you can do that with, but you, I didn't know you could do it with hand torches. Let's try it. Yeah, hey, experiment. Alright. Bam. I wanna have a blue one. It doesn't look like shit, but it looks cool. That could be cool.


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[Assistant] You will go in the winter, and you will be happy. If this game's coming out, well I guess they're gonna play test it in fall.


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[Assistant] Oh my god. That's the type of game I look at and it's up there with Red Dead of like, that scares me. Yeah. Cause I'm gonna get lost in that world. But at the same time, I can't wait to play it. Imagine that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, I mean, and that's the thing, it's like, they probably still got another two years, two years development on that. Sure.


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[Assistant] Like, and it already looks amazing, like, that game's gonna be incredible. The CD Projekt Reds, I mean, yeah, those guys are, those guys are serious about making some badass games. Yeah. What else did they make? They made The Witcher. The Witcher. The Witcher series 1, 2, and 3. The Witcher 3, one of my favorite games, like, it's fantastic, so, yeah. Is this one gonna have horses in it?


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[Assistant] There's gotta be a roach easter egg though. A roach easter egg, yea, probably. Like a robo-roach. A horse that just won't come to you no matter how much you call it. Give me a roach. Nope. You fuck.


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[Assistant] Cool. That's cool. Uh, yeah, we talked about the, uh, Subnautica. What else? Spider-Man's coming out. Spider-Man, yeah. Pretty soon, the seventh. So that'll be out by the time we record next podcast.


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[Assistant] The sweet tea bit? Yeah, that's something we could absolutely animate.


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[Assistant] Why is that? Because it's a stupid day. I know. It's like, oh, let's just feel obligated to buy things for your significant other.


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[Assistant] Because we don't need to. Because you didn't buy into, uh, capitalism.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but, uh, I have an understanding with my significant other that I should get her something, otherwise I'll hear it from her.


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[Assistant] I did have a fun birthday moment where, uh, my dad gave me a card with some money in it, but, uh, see, my dad's colorblind. And, uh, and he also probably didn't read the card because it was the Mahogany series from Hallmark. Oh. So it was specifically for, uhm, African Americans. Shouldn't matter. No, but it was like...


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[Assistant] It's like the whole Spanish thing. Yeah, when I wear a suit, I do button all the buttons, but then when I sit down, I unbutton both.


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[Assistant] Alright, so we want to thank our sponsor Ridge Wallet. Go to ridgewallet.com forward slash neves, get 10% off your order, free shipping. The sleek, the slim, you hardly feel them in your pocket. RFT blocking, right? Yes. Were you going to get to that? I was, but man, you beat me too. You're like a cobra. That's amazing. Good job.


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[Assistant] Seriously, check them out. I will not go back to a leather wallet ever again.


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[Assistant] I will. No, just in case someone shoots me in the hip and it blocks it and I'm like Ridge Wallet saved my life. Or they could put the leather over it.


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[Assistant] No, Niebs and I, we were talking about changing the whole format of our channel to be a vacation review channel.


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[Assistant] Neib's Gamecations. Sponsored by Carnival Cruises and Ridge Cruises, Emirates Airlines, and Chick-fil-A.


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[Assistant] My friend, my friend Chelsea, uh, big arc fan, big arc player. And, uh, I told her how, how much fun Conan was and now she bounces back and forth and she's loving it.


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[Assistant] That, that teaches you, like, don't eat a lot because you might be pregnant and you squirt out a baby.


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[Assistant] Folks, stay healthy. Take care of yourself. Don't become obese. That's my message.


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[Assistant] Just be healthy, I want you around! I want you to stick around!


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[Assistant] Look, I know I may sound, I know it's maternity leave, I may sound insensitive and all this, but I really want people to be healthy. I'm not saying you have to be a model, I'm just saying take care of yourself.


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[Assistant] If you can't exercise, adjust your diet. I eat twice a day. You're not, Neves, we're not talking to you. It's the Neves diet. Just twice. Begin today.


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[Assistant] My wife tried to make keto cookies and almost killed us all. And the brownies with avocado? Go to hell! Not tonight, keto! Who's next?


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[Assistant] Yeah, shocking to see. His privates look, looks like he's about 14. Just sprouting some new pubes. More like 11.


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[Assistant] I bet she knew when she was gonna have a baby too.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think so. I liked him when I was a kid, I haven't had him in a while, and I probably feel like I probably wouldn't be into it.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna tell everyone out there what not to do. Uhm, don't watch our GTA adversary mode videos while on a treadmill. Cause I was doing that and there were times where I'm like, oh watch out and I almost fell off the treadmill like three times. I had to shut the video off.


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[Assistant] I was into it. Even though I was, you know, I had been there. The fun, simple games.


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[Assistant] And I was watching the, uh, the VR video. I've got a good, still Simon here, Blade and Sorcerer.


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[Assistant] Comments, my comments are from the most recent arc video and that one's with the owl. I believe. Yeah. Perfect owl trap. So.


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[Assistant] First one is, and a lot of these are pro tips, I think, uh, El Rabicho.


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[Assistant] Now Rubisho says, all the caves for artifacts slash boss fights are a long ways and filled with lots, that's in caps, of animals over level 150 to 260. You'll need boss fight army just to fight through the cave. Also there's underground beautiful forest places, uh, to live peacefully in. Well, if that's true.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so, probably should get over Phil Collins at this point. Oh, I've been. No, I've been. Look at me. I brought it up for once.


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[Assistant] That's cool. That'd be nice. I can do that. The next comment is from Uras. Says, here is a list of theme songs for each of the gang. So for Apsro, it's Sexy and I Know It by...


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[Assistant] LMFAO. Good song. Uh, I think the song says it all about the sexiness that is Absarov. Uh, Simon is the...


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know. Uh, Dora, uh, this song, you touched my Tra La La by Gunther, also known as the Ding Dong song. Gotta give it to the member of the gang with the sexiest voice who hasn't been touched by the Tra La La by Dora's sexy voice.


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[Assistant] Uh, Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. Uh, the theme song of Top Gun. Uh, he lives dangerously all the time and did get his wingman killed.


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[Assistant] Like Tom Cruise did with his wingman in the movie who coincidentally had a call sign of a bird. Goose. So, yeaah. Coincidence? It's actually perfect for you. That one works. Yeaah, that's dead on. Um, Neebs.


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[Assistant] Mr. Rogers, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. I can so picture him singing this with Absarow cussing him out at the end here.


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[Assistant] Uh, when you get a getcha, which is a creature that niebes would love, they eat everything. Leftover stone, buildings, literally everything. You find them in the forest biome, which is a synchro.


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[Assistant] Anyways, I'll pellets in the inventory of the gacha, make the gachas eat faster and produce special crystals that can give you badass weapons and stuff like that. Okay. Okay. Interesting. We've gotta, we gotta go get one of those.


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[Assistant] It says, I hope this makes commenting on comments. When I see my notification bar has a Neibs video alert in it, I jump for joy.


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[Assistant] You guys help me so much in my life. You make battling cancer that much easier. It's like y'all are my snickers healing. It's like y'all are my snickers healing me. Thank you so much guys. I wish I could meet y'all. We wish we could meet you. Yeah. And glad we could be there for you for sure. I like seeing those. And I like helping people.


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[Assistant] My last comment is from that sassy little turd, Alyssa Marie. Like every fucking line!


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[Assistant] No. I don't know what she has against me. Well, you keep reading her comments. Pleasant gentleman. No, but because it's like always like jab thick, aah. Like you've got some sort of beat.


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[Assistant] Hello everyone! Yeah, a warm welcome to everybody out there today. The warmest. How warm is it exactly? It's hot here, it's uh, it's summertime. Like a touch humid, like a little... Well it's spring.


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[Assistant] There's a few numbers that I cannot wrap my head around. Like, there's 365 days in the year. Okay, yeah.


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[Assistant] How many weeks? 52? You think 54, don't you? Sometimes, 56. I don't know, it's just one of those numbers that won't stick in my head. Do you know boiling temperature? Boiling temperature is 100 degrees celsius. I don't know boiling temperature.


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[Assistant] Afterwards, I could not wait for someone to check my ID at a bar. They didn't do it for months. I was so disappointed. I was even hinting to it, too, like, ooooh, I sure am young!


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[Assistant] He doesn't know the difference between AM and PM, but he can spell like a champ. What do you mean?


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[Assistant] The thing is, we, we give each other a lot more hell in game than we do in real life. Because we're trying to, trying to make the story funny. Sometimes you have good recordings and sometimes you don't. And part of it too was like, we try to act with distance. If I'm far, if I'm far from Simon, I'm like, Hey! What's going on? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Get better, cause it's funny. Episode 4, which will be out by the time this comes out, man. So I can say it, you just, you drive right into a lake.


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[Assistant] But you think it's okay just to drive through trees because they should just disappear when you drive through them. Like holograms, like you don't steer around them.


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[Assistant] Oh, that makes sense though, because in those games where you're a tank, you're the guy that takes all the damage.


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[Assistant] Shotgun now, which should make short work of those guys. Damn right. As long as I don't jump in the lava afterwards. Yeah, lose everything.


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[Assistant] You know why I got a haircut yesterday? Why? Cause it felt like it was time.


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[Assistant] Well also, cause you're going to LA. That's true, but I was trying to remember when I got my hair cut last, and I'm like, I don't even remember. It seems like it was months ago. You were a bushy little biscuit. Is it growing? Was it? I don't know, I couldn't tell. No, your hair was that long. Yeah, like I didn't feel like I needed one, but I was like, it's gotta be time to get one, so I just went.


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[Assistant] Well, somebody else out there might relate to it and be like,


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[Assistant] It's been months. Oh my gosh, I should go. You're supposed to cut this stuff? You do that when you eat.


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[Assistant] Alright, Nibs, God of War video. Comments from Mr. Jello Salad. Says, when I heard Abstro singing Fleetwood Mac, it cemented him as my favorite. Ah, the chain? You were singing that.


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[Assistant] Me again. I just don't want to be ruled out here because I also love Fleetwood Mac. I also enjoy Fleetwood Mac. So maybe you should try to sing it a little bit. Sing some Fleetwood Mac. Yea. You love Fleetwood Mac, Neebs. Do it. I just learned that that song was called The Chain the other day. Then you don't love Fleetwood Mac. Yea. I bet I, I bet I love Fleetwood Mac more than Absurd though.


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[Assistant] I love every one of them. Who's your favorite? You don't know any of them. Who's your favorite three members of Fleetwood Macs? Uh, Stevie Nicks, uh, Bucking, Bucking, Bucking, Bucking Jeff. Bucking Jeff. And, uh, uh. Oh, and Chris Hornswoggle. The other guy.


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[Assistant] What a shame. The chances of that gag working are pretty slim though, right? How so?


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[Assistant] Got a comment from Theodore Budgan, and this is from a scrap mechanic, the potato gun, says love, the verse idea, verses idea, hope to see more soon, uhm, yeaah, we're all excited to play scrap again, we just haven't had a chance to yet. Right. But, uh, ideas for days with the potato gun.


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[Assistant] Looking forward to seeing it. And even Afro I think is excited about this game now.


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[Assistant] Corey W. Uh, what's with the quiet audio lately? Here comes the bus, Simon.


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[Assistant] Uh, was it quiet? Yea, really quiet. The whole thing? Yea, seemed like it had an overall just low volume level. Huh, well then damn.


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[Assistant] He's been tunneling away underneath it. You know that sounds crazy though, cause all of us were in worse conditions before this channel started. Oh absolutely!


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[Assistant] Hey, Nibs moved into a reasonable place. If possible though, Simon, if you are gonna get a replacement, see if they can speak Spanish, cause that would help me.


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[Assistant] And like, I was saying in my mind, going around the horn means let each person say what they think, before we all make a decision.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it doesn't look like it, but the reason it looks like it is because it's built in scrap mechanics. Because you have-


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[Assistant] So if you were going to try to build a flag in six blocks or less on Scrap Mechanic, you could go, well, he just ended up with blocks. That's supposed to be Puerto Rico.


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[Assistant] Come watch the video if they're listening. Hold on. Oh yea, there's Malaysia, look at that. Sure. Let's see.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, it was a pleasure. It fit in the back seat of my car, that box. When you open it, it's like when you open that can of snakes and it's-


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[Assistant] That's right. Yeah. Nick and I are gonna get crazy!


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[Assistant] Gotcha, gotcha. It looks fun. It does, yeah. But I don't think it looks very different. Right. Mhmm. But there's not a whole lot of gameplay, there's not a lot of- Right, it's uh, pre-rendered. There's only like two shots that have even a HUD on. Yeah. Uhm, and the whole thing. But it looks- I think, yeah, I'm just looking forward to it.


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[Assistant] As far as like the look of it, it looks great. Like the characters, the way they move, the walk, that crawling animation. I thought everything looked great.


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[Assistant] We know when. Someone, if you can cuddle them and put one out every week, we'll start tomorrow.


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[Assistant] I believe so. They ban certain musicians and they say, well, you know what, we're not, we're not going to be judges.


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[Assistant] Instantly. Just woke up one morning and said, uh, your channel's no longer monetized. Yep. Which you'd think you'd get some email a week before saying, warning, you have some things wrong with your channel. Fix it or it will be demonetized. Respond to this. Right. It was just, it just came out of...


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[Assistant] Nothing. All smiley faces on there for our status. Yeah. So then we start sending emails, like what's wrong, you know, and then they're saying, well, we think you got some duplicated videos. I'm like, well, if they're duplicated videos, they're videos that we made that are somewhere else. Whether it's Duralias is in a couple different places, Battlefield friends. Mob squad. Mob squad. We have a lot of things. Didn't say. And after a few emails, they fixed it, but we still have no idea.


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[Assistant] I know how much you like plantin' yucca. You know what? I'm gonna have to-


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[Assistant] Something gets so... Then you get mad and you shut it off and it says, three days later. Alright, let's try this one more time.


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[Assistant] Yes. We're all men. That's what I did for my junior and senior year. I love mowing yards. Me too.


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[Assistant] You're going to cut your face off. Yeah, I probably would have been like, that looks good under there. Yeah, I flipped the tractor. Really? One of the big tractors has the big deck on the back that you pull. I was trying to save some time and do a steep hill. Yep. Rolled it. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] No. It was for, uh, a private re- a big private residence. Guy was a doctor. Had tons of acreage. And we just pulled it back over. It was fine. It was a pretty sturdy tractor.


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[Assistant] So these are wallets for like a minimalist. So they're a front pocket wallet. And I actually really like them. My old wallet, I felt like I was carrying like a catcher's mitt around with like all this junk in it and realized like how much stuff I didn't need. And I, yeah, I like mine a lot. They're pretty diverse.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they are thin. I hardly carry anything. I mean like, I don't really need a big wallet for anything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. And, uh, you can use the code Neebs to get 10% off, uh, with free worldwide shipping. Links in the description. Thank you, Ridge wallets.


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[Assistant] Yes, oh, uhm, I think you can save your, and I'm not sure, but I'll take a look at, you can save your character, uhm, you can save that like, yeah, your design.


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[Assistant] I love that. I mean, that's not out yet, but. It's almost like a bad luck server. Or a bad luck map. Like, you're screwed anywhere you go.


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[Assistant] Simon, you have changed the landscape of Seven Days to Die.


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[Assistant] And I think our audience should know that one of the devs reached out to us and said, hey, I heard Simon complaining that when you repair an item, it doesn't go back into its slot. Yeah. Um, when you're done repairing it. Oh yeah. The guy fixed that. Isn't that great? Because of you. I actually am very impressed by that. A legitimate complaint too. Very much so. Very much.


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[Assistant] He is the one. That's very true. There's a Russian kid out there. It's Adahop's rival. They hate each other. You should start a school. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'll say this, I'll say this, I was in the server last night, uhm, I was just showing my daughter, Ark, and


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[Assistant] Close to our base, there is an all-purple T-Rex. I didn't see what level it is, but an all-purple T-Rex. Pretty, pretty! Name it, Grimace? Call him, or Barney? Or Barney, yea. Oh yea, Barney's even better! Or what?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, I did see that, I played about 30 minutes of it, so yeaah, I got in a scuffle, I had to pick my hat back up.


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[Assistant] I don't want to be the sheriff. I'll be the sheriff. My only concern is that this isn't going to be very relatable since it's a thing we made up in our heads.


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[Assistant] That's the thing, like, we talked about this.


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[Assistant] Your car calls you and tells you what's wrong with it. It's amazing. There are people alive listening to this right now who are, uh, younger than your vehicle. Yeah, a lot. Sure.


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[Assistant] Uh, I have a comment from Freddy Mills. It's from the latest Ark video, uh, which is the boss queen glitch. Ah.


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[Assistant] Talking about you, Simon says, Don't know about you guys, but I think Simon finally earned a seat in first class. Man is becoming a legend with each passing day. You're doing good, Simon. I gotta hold that shoe.


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[Assistant] Where were we? Uh, we're on my next comment, which is Ross DeVore.


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[Assistant] Uhm, in that video we talked about Wendy's.


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[Assistant] Epsro, you made a comment, you made a comment about, uh, the Wendy's girl. Ross says, FYI, when Dave Thomas opened the first Wendy's, Wendy, aka Melinda Lou, was 8 years old. No worries though.


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[Assistant] Uh, Warheart gave us a comment that says, I'm torn. Normally watching you guys make no meaningful progress is frustrating yet entertaining.


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[Assistant] Creamfreeze. Creamfreeze. Alright, uh, the next comment is from the last Spider-Man video, which was the end of it. Uh, so is there gonna be a s-


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[Assistant] Second game? Cool. Will it have two Spider-Mans? Will it have the Green Goblin? For sure. Will Mary Jane finally give her butt to Spider-Man? That was the whole theme. Like, she was awful in the game. Like, somebody made a point that, yea, she wasn't just like the damsel in distress, so she was a good character, but having to play as her was so frustrating.


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[Assistant] I didn't enjoy it. Yeah, and I, and I, I get it. It's like, you know, the, the Hills and valleys types that you need the ups and downs, but like to bring it so far down. Yeah, but you can do ups and downs. I mean, you can.


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[Assistant] Well apparently they don't administer oxygen to him without, uh, er, without his mask on. Just over the top of the mask?


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[Assistant] Right, today- Rescue, get a rescue. Yup, uh, October 30th, 2018 is Neebs Tells You To Get A Puppy Day. It could be Ujibuja Day.


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[Assistant] The base of his spine, just where it goes. Someone sends him a duck as a present and he just, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Are we? Is that it? That's it. Awesome. That's it. We want to thank Ridge Wallets for sponsoring this podcast. Once again, links in the description. Go there. Free shipping. Uh, on, yeah, yeah. Especially with it being five or $10,000, he says. Uh, God bless him. It's amazing. They're still in business. Yeah. How do they pull that off? If you're


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[Assistant] It can do whatever you want it to do. I've got it set up so that on my website when you go to it, the very front page just has a YouTube video playing in the background as just like the background to the screen and it works flawlessly the second you load it up.


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[Assistant] Eggplant I thought was a compliment because it's used in emojis as- Eggplant's amazing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, eggplant's great. Uhm, it's used to represent, uhm, you know- Eggplant. Gentleman sausage. Yes.


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[Assistant] I should have a system? Yeah, we need to agree on it. Someone posted a system in the comments, I need to go, actually, no, it was a tweet, I need to go find it and see if I agree with everything so I can make that the scale.


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[Assistant] I was saying you don't know your vegetables. You know what? Spinach would probably be number one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's an interesting impression that people have gotten.


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[Assistant] Still had a good time though. I watched, uh, I watched the ball drop. I could just see everyone sick in your place and you're just like, livin' it up. Woo!


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[Assistant] So you gotta, uh, like the, what's crazy about cats is how different, well, dogs or anything for that matter, but some cats you could juggle, you know, like they wouldn't give a fuck.


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[Assistant] And then you've got, your majority of cats are, uh, they're gonna have a problem with being juggled.


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[Assistant] It was sad. A baked potato would have been the best, uh.


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[Assistant] You know that we, I've shared this story before, but I had Miss Piggy the guinea pig in second grade. It was my week to take it home and it died, like, right at the end of my week.


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[Assistant] Cause I believe at one point it dropped below 50 here, didn't it? So. Well no, it listens.


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[Assistant] Well, it's 15 minutes. And so people know today, and granted it's not an indicator of what the season's gonna be like, but today, New Year's Day, it's supposed to get like to 75.


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[Assistant] Did you see that? Didn't see that, no.


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[Assistant] Where it all comes together. Uhm, this is from Patrick Meads.


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[Assistant] Can we get a gameplay with face cams this year? Would love to see your reactions to things. Can put up warnings before it starts or something. Hope you guys have a great year. I was thinking, right now. This is our real faces talking. Right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, to talk. So here they are. What do you expect me to do here? Not a- nothing. Nothing? Okay. Alright.


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[Assistant] That's the dumb part of the joke. That joke didn't work, did it? No, it was horrible.


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[Assistant] Says, same video, I hate how indie devs favor PC releases over console. I don't think they have much of a choice, do they? Or, I mean I guess they have a choice.


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[Assistant] Oh, they've really opened up. Nintendo, like, opened their world up this year. Or, I mean, since the Switch. Including YouTube video. I mean, like, that alone was a big change for them.


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[Assistant] I don't know anything about it, but he seemed enthusiastic. Mario Party's like a board game. With minigames within.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, Mario Party could be fun. All those little minigames are fun.


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[Assistant] This is, uh, from today's video as well. Ryan Christensen says, boys, you are beauties for putting this out today for everyone to enjoy while they're shitting out last night's champagne.


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[Assistant] I became the middle man that was like passing them out at the bar. At Bobby's bar. Our friend. I was the one bringing them all over the place. Wanted everyone to have their champagne.


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[Assistant] Sometimes he'll say something like, save me, uh, like help me please. Oh yeaah. It's a cry for help usually. Okay, because he's...


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[Assistant] Well, cause we have Nib's fat gay dog lick his balls.


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[Assistant] Wow. We'll see. There's no place for dreams in your car. Not yet. No place. Not yet.


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[Assistant] The Ford slumber will be its competition.


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[Assistant] That could be some, uh, behind the scenes for some, uh, some Patreon. Yeah, that's terrific.


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[Assistant] But is this an updated statistic you have?


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[Assistant] I also remember what was in my mind, thinking that it wasn't a giga.


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[Assistant] What I dread is like when we actually do come to a cave or getting an artifact or whatever, like that's gonna be a nightmare. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] No, he, he was driving fine. The car hit him.


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[Assistant] I think so. I think it's three. Yeah, two was a cat. You're right, you're right. And it was kind of a filler. We wanted to make a short episode, right, Names? Yeah, cause we started animating.


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[Assistant] Good stuff. So, you've heard this too, like how you can break down the benches and the lights. Yes. So we don't have to kill Phil Collins anymore for what you want? No. You get element from that.


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[Assistant] Right. Listen, you always gotta have a plan B. Yeah. Nothing wrong with a plan B. And then a C, too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that just happened in the world and they happened to be there and you had a good angle on it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a lot of my comments are pulled from the State of the K video. Oh, okay. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Alright, so you watched movies in the plane, you got to the hotel. Tell us about E3.


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[Assistant] The style of it looks kinda cartoony. I'm looking at a video of it right now.


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[Assistant] Looking at it a little bit right now. Was this done by the guys that did the sniper game?


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[Assistant] Rebellion, okay, it looks like the Sniper game, so I looked at it, I was like, Jesus, this looks like the, uh, what's it called, Sniper Elite?


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[Assistant] How was that? It was fun. Okay, you guys talked about that you didn't get to play the vehicle part, you only played the- No, just the FPS. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm curious to play- I never played the first one. I heard the first one was like a good idea, but just was kinda wonky. But yeah, now I guess they're gonna try to massage it, make it- make it a little better.


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[Assistant] I can't wait to play that one, man. Like that looks really, I love a good superhero game. That looks right up my alley. I saw Simon Pegg there as well. Yea, that makes sense. And he was walking around.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was worried about it at first. It was like, okay, do you have to constantly be online? But it does sound like they're going to have private servers. It sounds like you're going to be able to mod your private servers. So yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm all aboard Fallout 76. I really want to try it with you guys. I think it's going to be a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] I think I saw a picture you took. Yeah. You, uh, you had the frying pan and the vest on. Yeah, that looked fun.


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[Assistant] You guys, yeah, while we're just on the topic of E3 and games, you guys see any other trailers for games that peaked your interest?


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[Assistant] Looks awesome! Yeah, well that was all in-game. Like that is their engine. So that's what the game looks like. That game looks amazing. If it looks like that when it comes out, like that world looks cool.


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[Assistant] Did you guys, anybody watch that? Okay, I'm the only one.


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[Assistant] You did really good guys. Let's move on to the next objective.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I think the mechanics of it were just too weird for us. And also, it's like, that, and I bring, this is another comment that I wanna-


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[Assistant] Bring in here from, uh, Killer Whale 24 that says, I assume this game is hard not to do straight up gameplay videos, so awesome job making it, uh, even a little cinematic, guys. Yea, this game was a little bit of a bitch to get cinematic shots with.


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[Assistant] Because you can't break your character away from the camera. You can't go into first person mode and just turn off all the HUD. You can turn off all the HUD. But I had to take the character, crouch down, and like, hunker myself up to a rock. And then just try to get the camera in the right spot.


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[Assistant] So, it's even a bitch just to get cinematics for it. Like if I were, any video I would want to make, I want to give it that little extra flair. And this one's just kind of a pain in the ass to do with.


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[Assistant] Game over. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, no, I do, uh, and that happened to me. I was playing a little bit at home by myself, and uh,


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[Assistant] I got like, hey, these guys stole from us. I was like, okay, let me go talk to them and see if we can work something out. We couldn't work anything out. And yeah, one of my characters who I'd played with since the beginning got killed and I was like, fuck, I really liked that character. He was the best fighter in my group. Oh man. So yeah, it actually, it's a game of like really high highs and really low lows.


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[Assistant] But uhm, but yea, as far as making it in the series, I doubt it. But uh, it was fun to play. And Ray got it for us too. So, I wanna thank Ray again for letting us.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, we got a comment from Preserve Big Cats that says, Dying Light, please. Let Neebs try to do a campaign by himself, lol. Uhm, did you guys see the trailer for Dying Light 2? I did not. Anybody?


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[Assistant] It looks great. I'm the only one that watches game trailers. That's a name I've heard, Dying Light. Dying Light is a zombie game and it's like kinda focused on parkour. You can jump around a lot, swing on things, climb things. There's no release date, yo. There is no release date yet, but uh, I think Dying Light 2 should be one we should check out.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, you're sitting in a city, uh, zombies everywhere, obviously, but when the sun goes down, that's why it's called dying light. At night time, the place is just fucked. Madness. Because these big creatures come out and they're after you and they'll run. They're big. You gotta get to, like, safe zones. Yep. Yeah, you have to stay in the light because if you go into the darkness, you're gonna die.


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[Assistant] Okay. Alright, but, uh, yeaah, uhm, Dying Light, uh, maybe the first one, but definitely we're checking out the second one. Next comment from Lizardlover101 that says, uh, can you do more Rage Cop and GTA videos in general, please? Uh, yes, I'm gonna be working on another Rage Cop.


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[Assistant] And I'd like to do more GTA. So yes, those are coming.


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[Assistant] I really want it to be on camera. Actually, I do not. Yeah, no, it's like, I want to enjoy this summer, but, uh, this fall I'm going to be lost in the West, man. Okay. I'm a cowboy this fall. I'm going to start talking like this when I come in. Hey boys, y'all ready to record? We should all get country accent.


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[Assistant] He told him. I was in the office when he was building the facility, uh, and yeaah, he said, uh, these turrets are gonna be funny because, uh, I'm not friends with Simon and they're gonna kill him immediately.


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[Assistant] Isn't that fun? Yeaah. That was great. Yeaah, go jump in that nonsense. Bada-bing. Use butt wipes together.


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[Assistant] Nah, I wish it could have gone further because I, I loved it. I did too. Yeah, I thought it was great. Especially the views. Yeah. The audience told us that they weren't that interested.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, if you go into the lore of Ark, the Arks that we're actually on are basically satellites around the planet Earth. And yea, for whatever reason you fight monsters on a satellite. The story doesn't make any fucking sense. But, uh, this takes place on Earth.


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[Assistant] No, it looks like Earth in the future and everything's like torn down. You saw the buildings that looked like they were all just full of weeds.


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[Assistant] So we never have one of those. Yeah, we have. Yeah. Wasn't Lady Irish one of them? Lady Irish on the Swarish Earth, yep. So yeah, so we need a sloth, huh? Okay. Yeah. Let's get a sloth. What's, what are we using it for? Two of them. We gotta breed them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the one, yeah, your underground. I think I've shown it to you before. You're all dwarves?


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[Assistant] I mean, that's... That's better than 60. What's it normally? Oh, 60? Yeah, it's normally 60. Yeah, $40? 30% off. That's, uh... I can't get sucked into that. I wanna get sucked in. I can't get sucked into that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, some of the questions that were asked were pretty embarrassing.


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[Assistant] I do think like with the data and everything, yeaah, there needs to be a little bit more transparency of like when you start a Facebook account, it needs to be a very specific question like, hey listen, you're starting this account, uh, we take your data and we use that to present you ads. Do you want to opt into this or not?


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[Assistant] So basically do you want us to use your data to advertise to you? Like me personally, that's kinda what I want. Like alright, I want my advertising game and technology based because that's what I'm into. I don't wanna see ads for fucking Tide Pods or whatever the fuck.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, you know, politicians are gonna advertise, I mean, you can't stop that.


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[Assistant] But yea, billboard, if the billboard things, uh, if that happens, John, send photos. Send us an email.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, you can't do, yeah, we started doing more of the online stuff, uh, and when you install mods on any one of these computers, first off you can't get online. If you try to get online with mods installed, uhm, you could potentially get banned.


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[Assistant] But they also got pretty good about just warning you, hey, you got mods installed, don't do that.


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[Assistant] There are these, yeaah, there are these like multiplayer roleplay servers that are a little bit more like you have to be accepted into this community and then you have to, uh, like you are in there to roleplay. The modding stuff, I've never seen a server...


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[Assistant] I mean, I've been on the GTA servers and have people modding, so there's obviously ways to cheat. Yeah, but Rockstar is completely against that. And yeah, we don't want, you know, we don't want to go online and ruin somebody's experience and no one should. But the mod videos, like I think it would be fun to try another one of the mod videos.


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[Assistant] I think it'd be fun to try a mod video, but also as we're recording, do a lot of, hit F1, and record it, and then show it in that cinematic fashion. Which we've tried that before, and the problem we ran into is it was crashing the game sometimes. Like when we set up the big ramp. That was the plan.


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[Assistant] Yes, we've done it with a couple. I would, we've done it with a couple. I would like to, I would like to try to do it with more. Yeah. But uhm.


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[Assistant] I mean a lot of the mods turned into just when it was like, you know, oh look at this character, it's Rick and Morty doing stuff. Some of the stuff was genuinely impressive, like that tornado mod. That was amazing.


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[Assistant] I think Ark has more content. It does. But yea, 7 days is like a Minecraft to me. It's like, it's endless creativity if you wanted to.


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[Assistant] Remember? Not this time. You're the winner. This is a comment from Forsaken Pumpkin that says, I have no idea why you guys haven't considered playing The Forest. It's almost perfect for your channel. We were just having a conversation.


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[Assistant] Before we started recording, that uh, yeaah, I think we're gonna try that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it may not be the whole crew, but a couple of us are gonna try to play it and try to make a series out of it. It's something that I think could be fun. My concern is it's too much like seven days, and it's, uhm, it's, it's kinda zombies. But I mean, yes, they're not zombies, they're cannibals. But it's still like you're fighting hordes sometime. Different worlds.


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[Assistant] Different world, yeaah. I mean, it's a forest, and that's the thing, the environment doesn't really change that much.


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[Assistant] But it is something I think we are gonna give a try, Mr. Pumpkin. So, stay tuned.


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[Assistant] This is from the last episode of Subnautica from Mr. James Hogson that says, I need to know more about Simon's cousin that used to take lithium. You said that during the shows that my cousin takes lithium. Many times. I hear it all the time. Where did that come from? What inspired my cousin takes lithium? His cousin that takes lithium.


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[Assistant] It can be very, very intense and scary. Uh, so, I know you've probably gotten the story already, but there's much more story built into the PDA about what's actually going on. And, uh, yeaah, don't let us playing it turn you off from actually playing it yourself, because it is a unique experience.


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[Assistant] It's very different. Would you do a brownie bite loaded with marijuana?


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[Assistant] One of my favorites is actually an old Hank and Jed shirt. It's just got you guys' old logo. The grey one. But yea, it fits great, but it's getting to that point. I can't believe how long...


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[Assistant] Six ounces of full cereal bowl. Give the Good Mythical Morning guys a call, they'll eat it.


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[Assistant] Can we have like the meatballs be like the little end of the banana that you tear off? Oh god. A little black piece.


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[Assistant] So we'll see, I don't remember, yeah, we'll see. Oh, okay, no, so Simon has it right there. Oh no, so Simon runs over to me, gives it to me, and then runs-


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm on the side of just turning it off on the server. That's me though.


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[Assistant] Yes, that's exactly why she started to death.


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[Assistant] My parents are from, man, they're all about, they have this very large fishing tournament, the Big Rock Fishing Tournament in Moorhead.


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[Assistant] But you can win like a million dollars or some shit if you catch a big ass fish. That's crazy. I know! But they've been doing it for years!


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[Assistant] I try it, but I've never, I don't think I've ever eaten marlin. I mean I'm sure you can. I mean my god, you get one of those things, there's a ton of meat on it, fucker. But yea, it's like, to me it's like seeing somebody, like, shot a lion. It's like, I don't feel good about that. Yeaah. That's me, that's my, that's the lefty side of my brain going, ehh.


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[Assistant] What's the floating fart? There's a floating fart, or they're like little clouds. Fart chart.


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[Assistant] I love that though. I think that's like, that's the scariest form. And we just watched that ant, the new Ant-Man trailer. So it's a little bit of that. You don't want Ant-Man to get tiny. I do. I didn't realize that he...


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[Assistant] Oh no, we were talking about a good supervillain. Spoilor. Mhm.


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[Assistant] They're kind of back in the... I really enjoyed playing that GTA with you.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to get off. Come on. If Vikk's working with you in the game, like he's on a mission with you, it's like you two, he's all about you two being best friends. Like it's, you guys are like the bestest friends in the world in that moment.


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[Assistant] Yeah, dude, that movie was, uhm. It's an older movie, though, right? Yeah, it's older, but it was, uh, what a great message. The fucking alien raises.


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[Assistant] But the name of it is... Yea, on the surface. Interesting. Chah's got a... Quite an Instagram following, doesn't he?


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[Assistant] Three and a half weeks. I like the hundred years like there's these YouTube archives. Down in a chamber. Huh?


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[Assistant] Buckle up. Buckle up. This is gonna be a yeaah ride. I hope something like that takes the place of the, uh, the wheeeeeee in the rap songs. Oh, the horn? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they're all drawn out, eeeeh. And this is his stronger form. Mhm. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I did see a Rick and Morty episode with an alien in the first season, an alien that had that voice.


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[Assistant] Who does that again? I mean, I'm sure plenty of people do. Game Grumps, do they do it?


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[Assistant] No, like, helping people go on tours. Well, but I think they're talking about just us touring.


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[Assistant] Ready for the dang. And you know what would be the giveaway that curtains are closed for this song that this comment was on and you just hear over the speakers, yeet.


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[Assistant] It was my hook. That's very sweet. It was your hook. Do you have any more comments after that? Because you probably don't have to read them. I think you got it covered. No, no.


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[Assistant] No, it was a great tune. Me too, it was a great song. Just kidding with you.


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[Assistant] Nothing's grown. It's a constant contract. They just are walking around and going rrraaa. Yea. Hold a weed eater up to our door. Exactly. We're working boys! See?


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[Assistant] And they've got like some, some grass clippings that they throw around on the, from their pocket.


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[Assistant] We're all musicians, we grew up with musician parents, every one of us.


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[Assistant] That's it for me, who's next? I'll wait off, I'll hold off one more person.


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[Assistant] Temporary love, that is. Loveline. That was a, that was nice that we had a follow up on that. Yea, people were wondering.


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[Assistant] I suffered through that episode. Cutting that, that was a tough one to fucking watch for me. It was like to make it like it was was a challenge in and of itself. Remember that recording session? Well you probably think-


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[Assistant] That was, okay. Don't write that one down, Thicc. Just do the puss thing, every commenting on commenting.


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[Assistant] Uh, my comments are kind of all over. This is from Ark, the one, the Jerboa Island. Oh yeah. And I don't know if this is true, but there's like a link here. This is from Samuel Theuralt. Uh, hey Neebs, you guys should install the better sound drums.


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[Assistant] Well, we may look into it, who knows. I just thought it was interesting to check out. Alright, uhm, this is from the Human Fall Flat Power Plant. Duralia- this is from CJ Reams. Duralius, I tried your cracker cereal, delicious, but I'm probably 40 pounds heavier.


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[Assistant] Salty, sweet, goodness. All healthy ingredients. Super healthy. But, I tell you what, it's frickin' cheap. Yeah. Like, uh, generic saltines are so cheap.


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[Assistant] He's saying you could grab it anywhere. It's like, Wendys, you can't-


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[Assistant] Oh, that restaurant was called Saltine's. Yeah, they don't do that anymore. No, well they used to. I'm remembering back in the day. I liked the little oyster. I don't like them. They're horrible.


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[Assistant] You know what always, uh, I know it's served to purpose, but the, uhm, parmesan shakers, and they put like a saltine in it to keep it from clumping.


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[Assistant] I've never seen that. I bet you have. You look past it. Putting crackers in what? They'll put one saltine in like the, at a pizza place. I've seen rice?


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[Assistant] You remember the time he was like, you know what fucking took down the Twin Towers, right? Sawdust. He goes, you go nuts with that shit.


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[Assistant] We gotta stop this. This is from, I think the latest seven days today. From King Cage.


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[Assistant] Yep, fun episode, huh? You guys did break a lot of, I had no idea it was that much. We were working on a tower, it was a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, fun. That was fun. Uh, King Cage asks, uh, is it me or do Simon and Dora need an adventure together? And I think we absolutely do.


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[Assistant] I agree. In seven days? Yeah. Cause we have, uh, there's like this tension, and that could be a good solution.


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[Assistant] I think it's, I think that was a good suggestion, so. We're recording today.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't remember what video this is on. Sorry. This is from Michael Samora. It's a little bit longer, so I'm gonna try to read it really fast, but uhm, it's a good question.


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[Assistant] Or like in this episode of Ark, they tranquilized the rallies for playing the drums.


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[Assistant] If this was an average gaming channel, all the players would be shouting over each other.


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[Assistant] I guess a better way to ask what I'm trying to ask is do people off camera overhear those on camera but have to pretend like they don't?


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[Assistant] I've always been intrigued by all the aspects of your guys' editing. And the reason I was like, that's a good question.


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[Assistant] I did read another comment that says your response, your, uh, faking your response was garbage, horrible acting. I remember reading something like that. But that's kind of why I'm bringing that up is because you weren't. So it is going to be case by case. Usually we hear each other, but sometimes we might just miss it or whatever. You never know.


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[Assistant] I think it may be just me getting into some more intelligent humor, but your humor does not strike me anymore. Is there potential to innovate? Please answer this on.


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[Assistant] Well, you got the puss thing. But yea, this is, this is what you get, uh, truckle. Like, there you go.


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[Assistant] Well, no, Chuckle is gonna be fine because their sense of humor has evolved past us because all we do is dialogue to be funny.


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[Assistant] How'd that jingle go? I'm making up on the spot. Is it time for the song? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] What's the jingle for? This is where I read a comment in real time. Real time comments!


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[Assistant] Which video? Oh god. We started on your thumbnails. Nope. We're focused on other things. Fun.


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[Assistant] Here's the newest, here's the newest one. This is from Sofa Core Self. How long ago? One minute. One minute ago. You guys are awesome. Love your channel. From who? Who again? Thank you. Sofa?