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[Assistant] You'd be like, who do you give it to? You're like, ah, maybe the hippo, but I could see, I could be talked in the dolphin. And then from there on out, it's just over. But the first round, you're like.


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[Assistant] They go, well, it's all other animals. They love it. You know, but, uh, yeah. So the hippo with the Tantransula, why I say I'm fine moving it is I think that we've all.


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[Assistant] We love the Trench though. We love the Scorpion too. But everybody loves the Trench though. I don't even think we'd make them fight. Cause we end up...


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[Assistant] Everybody's like, no. And the tarantula is like, that fight was so good. You did your thing. You don't deserve the hippo, you know, and, uh, you could probably say the hippo still tries to fight it. And then I think the hippo does end up getting into some tarantulas in the back.


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[Assistant] And that's a, we try to keep, I'll be honest, we try to keep it under wraps because we, you know, this one tarantula and then tarantula starts saying stuff is in the news and going, well, they didn't stop the hippo back, you know, and we're like, the hippo had nothing to do. Like, but you know, we try to keep it little, but the hippo's a lunatic, but he's a draw. Like the hippo's a draw.


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[Assistant] And that's when a lot of people are saying, and then we said, we, the, the trench that we have out there, a lot of people don't think it was the one that beat the scorpion. So a lot of people were like, that's not the same one. We're like, look at it, dude. It's the same one. And that's a big, that's a, that's how we create a dusty section is there's a dusty section, which would, what animal would be a conspiracy? You know, that's kind of always like, I don't know. Like, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I also have good eyesight. And they have great eyesight.


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[Assistant] I'm not even sure where we're at. Yeah, the Rhino still, still does not know about his family member that's gone. Uh, cause they're, they're out, they're not just, they're just, they go, no, we're waiting for that fight to start. They're still looking for the seats. Cause they, they go, and the guy, and every time they go, the usher's like, you're not even remotely near your seat. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, because I don't know how to tell you this, y'all keep coming back to the same area and you can't, I mean, it's truly they can't see. And so they're just kind of in a loop.


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[Assistant] That would be very good. That's an ostrich. Yeah, that's an electric eel. Uh, it could be, you can see it's electric eel and that's a toenail. And you go, okay. Uh, toenail. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's, yeah, and it weighs as much as it weighs.


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[Assistant] That's what it, you know what I mean? Like a humpback's like smile looks like a little bit higher.


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[Assistant] Wow. 49 feet. Dude, these are home background in blue oil. Yeah. Are they about the same size or? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think so. But I mean, Beluga hopes it's a humpback. If it's the blue whale, it's, it's impossible.


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[Assistant] It's an, I mean, a finback. Maybe it's a finback. That kind of looks like a...


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[Assistant] The right well has got some barnacles on it. That was popcorn. The right well, which I guess they just put on the right side of this chart.


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[Assistant] He goes to the right well, which is 45 to six feet, unlike the left well. And you're like, oh, uh, he missed way in, he missed way in. And that's why, cause he didn't get the barnacles off.


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[Assistant] If it's a, if it's a humpback world, let's say they get to their tallest, right? If we're just going to be like, everything's got to be the top. It's only 60 to 50 feet, a humpback and a sperm will.


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[Assistant] If it's the blue well, it's 90 feet, which is just, I mean, ridiculous. But humpback well is just 10 feet smaller and that 10 feet might be agility.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like this, you might want to be smaller. It's quicker. Yeah. What's the weight difference of a sperm and a humpback? So we're just saying it's a sperm and a humpback. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] The biggest, uh, animal in the sea. Doesn't have to be.


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[Assistant] George says, you know, the well, the well is the biggest mammal, is it a mammal? The biggest mammal on the sea, but as George says, it doesn't have to be.


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[Assistant] No, I would, well, it was, uh, oh, over the, oh, we're going the other things, the Blue Well, the biggest one. That's what I thought, that's what I thought. Okay. I said humpback, but if I go Blue Well, it means 90, it's 30 feet smaller.


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[Assistant] So we're going blue well? We're saying it's a blue well? I guess we're saying it's a blue well.


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[Assistant] It's going to be exhausted, but it's, it's, yeah, it's, it's maybe hard for the, but they're in the water. They've become a movement. Maybe it's hard for it to find it in the teeth. The fact that it has, but it says that.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. It just got too much, it's got like weapons.


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[Assistant] Like it's walking in with, I mean, it's got weapons, dude. And this blue well is.


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[Assistant] Uh, sperm whales, oh, they boast the largest brain on earth. They're the largest brain. You can't even outsmart these things. I mean, it's, yea, a blue whale's bigger and got a smaller brain. That's, you know. This may be our only hippopotamus contender. This is a good hippo. I mean, is this who the hippo's fighting?


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[Assistant] Cassowaries are mean. Yeah, that's going to be a tough one. Uh, yeah, I think it's sperm well, cause it's, uh, wow. Wow, what an upset. That was a wild ride. So here what we got. So now we got the, uh, what are we in? The, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Are we in the lead eight? We're in the sweet 16 now. Sweet 16. Sweet 15. Cause we've already advanced the Hippo. Hippo just goes through, tarantulas through. We still got some stuff going on. So let's go back. Let's just recap and then we'll finish up here. Uh, next week.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's fun, but I mean no one's rooting for the piranha. People don't like piranhas. And people are happy for the piranha, like they're going to lose. People like the puffer fish. Puffer fish was nice, but it's uh, and a lot of people said there's a debate on that, but you know, people wanted it. But it's the grizzly bear, we moved it through. We moved it through. Upcoming matchups.


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[Assistant] Let me answer you, that could be tougher than. I like a woof. That's like a sheep, wolf combo. This emu, and we'll think about it over a wolf.


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[Assistant] It's going to be tough. It's unarmed now, but I mean, maybe the emu only needed the gun and the emu was smart and goes, I just got to get past that lion. And then I'm going to be, then I can, then we have some chances.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're like, no, it was actually a turkey, but yeah, it's going to be, yeah, the emu might be sneaking through.


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[Assistant] I don't like it. Search it better. You please convince me how an emu with a gun could beat a lion. I don't see how that's possible.


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[Assistant] Could not be a lie. I mean, could not be a lie. I mean, you just, you make that argument. I don't, I'm open to that argument. I know, I know, I know. It had a gun. I didn't want it to bring the gun. I'm just saying, I'm going to have a


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[Assistant] The zebras were upset. We had the zebras as the refs. They were upset, but they didn't think to frisk. Who knew they had a pouch?


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[Assistant] That's what a zebra is having to do. So, or hooves. I don't even know if you really got feeling in those. Yeah. So let's just say there could be something could be, something could be happening.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's like boxing. It's like boxing. Yeah, it's like FIFA or something. Yeah, it's like FIFA. There's a lot of corruption. It's, it's, but this is the world championship and this is what, you know, this is what we are doing. This could be also the Noah's Ark. This just happens in Noah's Ark.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Uh, alright. But next week we're doing robots. Next week we're doing robots. We're gonna start off, we're gonna start off with little animal fights.


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[Assistant] No, no, we, I said we start animal fights and then we, we'll get into robots. Okay. Alright. Yeah. You don't anticipate that happening?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, Angel is about to have a baby. She's got a lot going on. Special coming out. YouTube. Uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, uh, yeaah, I forget where I am. I'm in Jacksonville, like down there, uh, this week. So, uh, yep, as always, we love you and, uh, talk to you next week. Bye.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the Nate Land podcast, Nate Barghetti, Sid and Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, and Dusty Slick.


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[Assistant] We're all here. Welcome back. I hope you enjoyed the 4th of July one.


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[Assistant] That's true. Barry Sanders was up there. Yea, it was. Yea, it was. Yea. I mean, Barry Sanders was probably, wasn't that like one of the, your baseball story? Yea, it's a Mount Rushmore moment.


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[Assistant] That's true. There's a lot of that. Yeah. Uh, so let's go. You, here we are. You're decked out Nashville sounds. Yep. Double Aaron Bates. We had a little fourth July gathering over our house and you guys left and went to the, went to the game.


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[Assistant] Well, it's good about support. That's who is there. Hey, you're on a team. We asked everybody that went to wear that hat.


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[Assistant] That is, yeah, it's like, we were like, whoa. You went with a six something first and you go, oh, okay. Yeah. All right.


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[Assistant] I mean you would just pitch and run and get the ball. How many times did you do that? Like 12.


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[Assistant] Do you think you're the only player that's ever done a first pitch that right before through to no one?


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[Assistant] You know that sweet video of that kid that's bullied going around asking for a friend at neighbors houses? I did see that. It's a very sweet video. I think he could have had someone to throw him to.


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[Assistant] I don't know if that's going to be too mean. I haven't seen that video. That's all I thought of. It's very, bless his heart, it's uh, uh, wonderfully sweet, you know, uh, and, but it's, that's all I thought of. My favorite part of this


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[Assistant] I think they could have stopped for a second. I think so too.


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[Assistant] I wish they would've, yea, like, we should've seen the little digital box.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm surprised they didn't do all that stuff for you. Uh, for first pitches they don't, you know.


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[Assistant] No, no, I was joking saying I'm surprised they didn't. Why would they do this for first pitches? I think the point is.


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[Assistant] You think everything's come, like everything's in Georgia town. Yeaah. Yeaah. I'm going to Paris. You're like, Paris, Tennessee? You're like, no. Athens. Athens, Georgia? Athens, Georgia. Rome?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's probably more popular. And then in your circles, uh, I would definitely think. Yeah.


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[Assistant] County section around that has to, that just does it every time someone from there goes to Italy. It's like, uh, it's almost, they go, I don't want to go because it's not worth the constant. We're going to Rome.


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[Assistant] Would be fun to go, what's your favorite room? You know? Yeah. Roam around and find out your favorite room. The Roam Roam. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Garbage, but. You're so good at it. Just, in funny videos, the amount of time you...


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[Assistant] But you could have stayed and watched 9 more runs. That's how the 10 after the first inning. You'd almost be like, well, that's probably about all the runs. And then you're like, no, no, no, you could have watched 11 more runs.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I can get you to the pros. If they have metal bat, like the college team played with metal bats, maybe. Yeaah. That sound. Yeaah. Is a good sound.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, this was an amphitheater in Huntsville. Okay.


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[Assistant] But it's like, I mean, he's got a real thing going, man. I mean, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he wasn't at that, I mean I wasn't at that one, but yeaah. Jelly Roll was there. Very nice guy.


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[Assistant] He is very nice. And then, yeah, it was just super fun. Uh, Ralph Barbosa there too. Yep. Very funny. Very funny. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the amphitheater is super cool. And, uh, it's just, he does a great, I mean, Bert just does a great job. It's like a fun show. And, uh, yeah, I really enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] No, you're able to tell jokes. I mean, it is a party, but it's like when you walked out, I mean, they, you know, you're able to tell jokes and your audiences are awesome.


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[Assistant] I don't, it felt like a lot of shirt on. I didn't feel, you know, I didn't notice anybody with a shirt off. Uh, maybe when Bert walked out there, they're, they're out in the parking lot.


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[Assistant] Look at that. Yeaah, Big J. I mean the whole thing was like just super fun. Cypher Towns. Tiffany Haddish. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I ended up, uh, I did meet the guy that wrote it was a comedian. Oh, okay. And, uh, which you could tell cause it was written. It made sense. Like the way he, it was written. It was a joke. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And, uh, but we did, uh, yeah, I had the thing up with, uh, Connor McDavid when I walked.


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[Assistant] Uh, like someone I was sitting in the front row, so they had seat fillers. And so when someone would get up, you know, it's like someone would come sit down.


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[Assistant] So, we're, I mean, before the show starts, we're in the front row. Like, Conor McDavid's at the very end, I'm, me and Laura in the middle, and Darius Rucker, and whoever he was with. And so, they're, uh.


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[Assistant] We're sitting there and then someone comes up to me and they're like looking for, they're like Connor McDavid and they come to me and ask me if I'm Connor McDavid. And it's just someone that, you know, it's just a lady that doesn't really know. And I was like, no. I mean, Connor McDavid is.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, it was, uh, yeah, it was fun. It was fun. Like in the moment, do something live like that. Uh, and yeah. And it was like, I was happy. Like that's something that you got to work on to get better at.


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[Assistant] No. No, so you're like, I could bomb super hard. And like, they were even telling me like,


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[Assistant] Before I went up, they're like, if it doesn't, if you don't get a laugh, like, you know, it's like, people are, who's paying attention.


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[Assistant] Right. But when I went up, I mean, being at home helped. There's obviously a lot of Nashville people there, so, uh.


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[Assistant] And then I did that beginning thing with Conrad David and then so that brought him in. It's like, and that was a very in the moment. I remember Chris Rock said, told me once, like I was asked about doing panel for the first time and he was like, just watch this show.


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[Assistant] He's like, cause you're gonna end up, like just, he's like, make it right, and I, I still, uh, I've done it where I watch the show. I have not yet to bring something up about it.


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[Assistant] Uh, but he's like, just sit in the green and watch the show. Like I'm sure something, someone's going to say something that then you can come out and be like, Hey, this thing that, you know, and then you kind of go off on that.


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[Assistant] Well, that's when you're the level where I'm at versus what they don't really need a picture of me. You know, they're like, I'll do it to be nice. That's he's, I think he's asking me, do you mind if I take a picture? And I'm trying to, and you're like, what? I'm like, yeah, what'd you say? And I go, oh yeah. And he goes, I already got it. You go, all right.


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[Assistant] That's fun. Uh. Oh, good stuff. Yeah, it was good. Laura looked great. And like, it was, talked to the, yeah, Barry Trotz and, uh, yeah, it was, I mean, it was super fun, man. And, uh, it was fun to get to do it. Conor McDavid. So afterwards I was like, I'm gonna, uh, I was gonna try to say,


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[Assistant] And then I went up, I told one of the NHL guys, I was like, oh, I was trying to say hi to Conor and David and they were like, oh, he's a big fan of you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's very cool, it's like kinda crazy, like you're like, you know, you just think these worlds would, not in a million years.


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[Assistant] Uh, no. He's Canadian, right? He's Canadian. But it's, uh, yeaah. I mean, it's funny, we look nothing alike, but it was, uh, yeaah. And that suit is, it's barely, I like the suit. It's barely hanging on. It's, it's, uh. Suits are tough. It's at the limit, dude.


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[Assistant] You're just like, all right, that's it. Because what about one when they go, we, I promise you, we can't do what we've already got too many in.


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[Assistant] We're above the fire code limit. We're above the one that's written fire code limit.


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[Assistant] They do. They think it looks better. I mean, if you zoom in, it doesn't help, but natural on TV, they do want you to, uh, yeah, be a little.


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[Assistant] I gotta, I gotta get back on it. I'm, I'm, I'm in a horrible place with my, I've not been eating good, uh.


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[Assistant] It's, it's like wearing swimming trunks. I mean, you're just like, you're out there loving every minute of it. Uh, it's, uh, it's like, yeah, it's, it's awesome. I got the jacket and the shorts on.


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[Assistant] It's crazy that that's what you wore in 2013.


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[Assistant] How old were you? 2003, uh, 11. Yeaah. Your heart is 11. Yeaah. Yeaah. That's crazy. And Harper just had her birthday. Alright.


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[Assistant] Yeah, alright. Uh, were y'all anything that you wanted to say? Nah.


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[Assistant] Let's read some comments. Names episode comments. Julia Reed. Hey bears. The surname Reed is of English origin and means red. My husband can trace his family heritage all the way back to the Norman invasion. And back then it was spelled red.


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[Assistant] For the red hair and beards over time it morphed to read and then becoming then upon coming to the new world.


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[Assistant] Change yet again to read with two E's. Oh, back to the original. Uh, love this topic. You're all knocking on the park as always.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the Mark Norman invasion. I don't know about that. That guy's everywhere. What was it?


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[Assistant] That's what they, I mean 1066 is like, they have like, they still have like a church up from 1066 over in London. Like it's insane.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, there might be some Native American like stuff that's like...


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[Assistant] Brad Healy heard a comment last week about not being able to name a kid a name that is a royal title in Australia. This is true. We applied to have our first son named Duke and were turned down, so we named him Duke.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's, the D-E-U-K-E sounds, that's how you would do it.


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[Assistant] I think they wanted to class, you know, after Brad, they were like, let's class it up a little bit, you know. Let's give this boy a chance.


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[Assistant] With any, my name is with any, my name, my maiden name is Anderson and for my dad's entire life, he was always having to correct people when they mistakenly spelled it. So he's conscious saying it's Anderson with an E Anderson. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, with any Anderson problem. He said there's so much that when my mom told them they were expecting a baby, I came up with the name with any, my name is truly the best dad joke there never with any. Oh, there never ever was though. It doesn't make much sense after I got married and my husband's name is Milligan with any Milligan. Wow. That's pretty fun with any.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But you, what, so when you get upset, they put Dustin?


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[Assistant] And then it's Dustin. I think you're hearing name, like it's like, I, I feel like Starbucks has got to a point.


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[Assistant] You know, where it's like, they're just like, there's so many, like it's like just...


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[Assistant] It's like how much time can you, like, be like, what is it?


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[Assistant] I'll say Nathan instead of Nate, cause Nate sometimes they don't hear, right? So I'll just say Nathan. So it's like the least, like there's no conversation.


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[Assistant] Yes. They work and they look up and they see you and then you say Dusty and they're like, what? Yeah. Yeah. They want you to be Dustin because Dusty is going to rob this place, but Dustin. Well, I do think sometimes he's going to get his car and go home.


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[Assistant] Uh, Tom Etten, at the risk of staying obvious, Monty Python produced an entire film based on the life of a biblical era, Brian, featuring much irreverent humor, including a crucified Brian singing, always look on the brighter side of life.


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[Assistant] There, yeah, uh, Steve, Stephen Kelly. I can't believe the first time Nate takes notes for this podcast.


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[Assistant] Classic Nate Land, let's go folks. I know. I tried, I've never, I've never done no, and I thought, I thought this was funny and I was like, I don't remember to say it. We were waiting so long to film or something, so that's what I was like, oh. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Stephen McMillan. Great name. My parents, that is a good name. Uh, my parents named me Stephen Charles, Harold McMillan. Still not bad name, but the person writing it down spelled Harold. H a R L O D. Harlot. Harlot. Harlot.


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[Assistant] My mom noticed that wanted to change. They said they had to charge, they had to charge her. Long story short, she kept the Harley for 20 plus years.


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[Assistant] And both my sisters took great joy in calling me that growing up. Love the pod guys.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. So they can just, someone can make a mistake and then you're like, Hey, well that's wrong. And then they're like, well, how much does it cost?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Everywhere he goes. Yeah. Dr. Jacob Van Laan. Might be Jacob. Dr. Jacob Van Laan. My legal birth name was Jacob Jan Grady John Michael Dakota Van Laan. Wow.


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[Assistant] Jacob Jan Grady, John Michael, Dakota Van Laan. My parents were a product of the hippie era, so they've always been anti-establishment, anti-government, off the grid types.


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[Assistant] So the story goes that when I was born, my mom tried to give me two middle names and apparently the nurse told her she could only pick one. So she responded that I was her kid and she could give me however many names she wanted. Uh, alright. I like it.


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[Assistant] Wow. That's a crazy way to name it. Jacob, Jan, Grady, John, Michael, Dakota, Valiant. I don't, the rhythm of it, I don't mind.


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[Assistant] Jacob J.N. Grady. I don't know. I like Jacob J.N. Grady, John Michael Dakota, Van Lam. I like it. He's a doctor now.


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[Assistant] Well he says was, so apparently he had it fixed.


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[Assistant] You sign up for it. Yeah. Hunter DiPaolo.


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[Assistant] I went to college with a guy who always introduced himself as Devon Foster Sr. Since we were all about 19 at the time, someone finally asked him one day in class if he really had a son. He looked at us and just said, not yet. That's funny.


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[Assistant] Uh, Heather Crawford, just thought I would give you the real reason


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[Assistant] When are you guys going to name that baby? Why not name her Peekaboo? And so they did. True story. Wow.


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[Assistant] Uh, the best of episode comments. Kel Horvath.


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[Assistant] Next week's show needs to start off with a pop quiz to make sure Dusty watched the episode to catch up with the lore.


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[Assistant] You don't know which one of these cameras is Aaron land? No.


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[Assistant] Uh, Evan Hegel, I will say this feels unearned for anyone who listens to this as their first episode. I had to judge through each of these episodes to get to these last and I think new listeners should have to too. Yeah, I agree. It's a fair point. Fair point. Work for it. Yeah. Uh, the other night I was thinking about the Truman Show, like can you imagine if


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[Assistant] If that was real. Like, you ever just sit there and you're like, what if you are...


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is tough, cause then it's like, was he happy that he was on it? I think so.


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[Assistant] If any situation, like anything that happens weirdly.


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[Assistant] You go return something and it's like, becomes a problem, you're like.


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[Assistant] Alright dude, you're like, are y'all filming something? You know, and then everybody's like, are you insane? Yeah. You think you would watch a show like that, that we're on? Uh, Justine, I...


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean, well, everybody watch jury duty, I've not watched it yet.


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[Assistant] Big brother was kind of that. They just knew they were in there. They knew they were in there. But I mean, it's, it's the idea that you're watching a regular guy's like he lives in a bubble and he's been there since he was a baby. And then they do. I could see them. I could see eventually happen.


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[Assistant] Like eventually it's just in the futuristic world, we just get so detached from growing up like a regular person that you end up paying to watch regular people live in this like bubble life.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's an angle of it I hadn't thought about. Yeah. Like you're just like, you know, it's, it's your say we're in VR worlds and you're just like, or whatever it's going to be. And then you're just like, Oh, we're going to watch.


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[Assistant] Here's a, here's a kid that grew up in this, like a zoo.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause I mean, you're fine with zoos. I know it's animals, but like once you get.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, I feel like stuff's getting so, uh, what's the, desensitized to humans even. No one's even looking at, people don't look at people as like a person.


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[Assistant] And so it's like, eventually when is that going to click over till you go like, yeah, yeah, I don't, I'm just watching a video of this guy. I mean, 50 years. I don't know. Yeah. Could be like, why not? Wow.


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[Assistant] They'd have to spice it up. Like there'd be, that's when I think you can know.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I think you would always have stuff going on. You'd have to, like that's when you can tell you're not on it. When you're like...


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[Assistant] When you got two days on the couch, you're like, I'm pretty safe. You're just like, Oh man, I think my show got canceled. Oh, your show is Aaron land. No one's watching.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I mean it's like a prank video, I mean like essentially we watch that, so like if you get a little taste of something then eventually when you just go, you're watching Big Brother, you're watching These Celebrities Live and all this stuff.


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[Assistant] Like I've been seeing, you see those clips online of like people doing pranks where they act like they're gonna fight a guy or they talk about it. And then the person, like then hopefully the person just beats them up. But I mean that, like I'm saying like that, the kid that does that.


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[Assistant] Does not think that other person is a person. I agree. He really is just has zero empathy, empathy at all. And so he's, you know, they're on the phone going, uh, I'm going to fight this guy or whatever. And then the guy fights and then they yell at the guy for overreacting going, it's a prank dude, calm down. And you're like, I mean, that person is psychotic really, like they have no.


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[Assistant] Care in the world that you're like, that's just a guy walking down the street and you're just trying to like be annoying and film them and.


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[Assistant] It is, it's very great and satisfying, but I mean, there's so many people that seems to be doing that kind of stuff. So, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, you look at like, yea, if you look at social media, I mean, people don't think these people, people film people.


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[Assistant] Go and look at this fat guy. Look at this guy. Like, and they, dude, and they just post it and it can go viral. You're like, you're not, you're not treating that person as like a person, dude. Like, it's...


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[Assistant] It's not like yea, you're gonna make jokes tonight. No one's pr- I'm not saying any, like I'm not trying to like, it's perfect, but it's like, it's, you gotta, it's a slippery slope of just being like, when are you gonna, you know.


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[Assistant] You see like war videos just pop on social media. You're watching this guy get blown up and you're like.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, man, see that? You're like, I mean, I don't even, you're like, you don't even care. And that should be on the, that should be the main news. That should be on like,


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[Assistant] 60 minutes should be like, can you believe they blew this up? It's just a tweet you scroll past. Yea, and you just gotta go by it.


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[Assistant] Well that's how disconnected, and that's what's the problem, is people are so disconnected from a reality. And then the people that are watching that, they can only see.


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[Assistant] They see that and they think, all right, you're either me or you're that. And they forget that there's all people in the middle.


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[Assistant] And there's all this other stuff, but they, they really look at it as like.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like the rich people are just your, uh, live on that street. Right. And there's no in-between. There's no just a single mom or this or that. It's like, yeah, it's crazy. It's the saddest thing.


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[Assistant] It was right at the beginning of the penguin highlight and the guy in the back waited about a minute before saying, man, is this some kind of joke? I replied, well, they are comedians. Oh, that's awesome. You know, see, we're just talk about all that. We're in the.


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[Assistant] Maybe he got out, yea, maybe he got out and found, and went and found, he goes, I gotta find this one podcast. Yeah. Nice to listen to. So, if he's out, you know. Congratulations. Try to keep it on the up and up.


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[Assistant] I don't remember if we mentioned it last time. Did we mention that, uh, Sunny is, uh, got all- he's all-


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Congrats. He's an All-Star, right? Yeah. Yeah. So our boy, Sonny Gray, you heard him here first. He's an All-Star this year. It's the same. Tomorrow night? Yeah. It's awesome. That's right. The home run derbies tonight.


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[Assistant] Yep, uh, that, and I, uh, and I'll mention it, uh, this week I'm playing in the American Century Celebrity Championship, uh, golf.


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[Assistant] Tournament, uh, three rounds of this, uh, tournament. This is the one where you always see videos of like, uh, them throwing footballs into boats or Steph Curry shooting a three and Justin Timberlake. And so, uh, it's going to be airing, uh, I leave Wednesday.


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[Assistant] And it's, uh, Friday, July 14th, 4 to 6 PM Eastern. It will be on Peacock. And then they, uh, round one, they show it again on Golf Channel 930 to 1130.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'll post all this stuff Saturday, two 36 on NBC and then Sunday two 36 Eastern NBC and Peacock. So, uh.


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[Assistant] I'm excited about this. I like last night, uh, I've, I've been back and forth. I've been working with, uh, Jude Lanahan. He's at the Grove here in Nashville and I've worked with him for a few years now. And so, uh, we came and really got work done. I'm going into this, like, I'm trying to be, uh, real legit and, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, not legit, like, so they do this, I mean, it's just celebrities playing. I don't, like, I'm not expecting, like Tony Romo.


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[Assistant] I've been working for a while, but it's there, but like, it's the last, they don't know that set. Last night we did about a three hour session. And I mean, I went in and work, went through my, we worked on a good thing. I'm at a point of just finding the right feel. Uh, yeah, Charles Barker is a ton. I'm like right in the middle.


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[Assistant] The odds, I think you were, uh, I don't think it's anything crazy. It's, it's just directly in them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I gotta beat all these people. I'm ahead of ro- am I ahead of every comedian?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Larry Fitzgerald, 300 to one.


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[Assistant] Patrick Mahomes, who's who. Tony Romo, he's won it three times.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, so, I mean, I feel, I'm excited, like, uh, to see how it goes, and, uh,


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, uh, no, it's, uh, I'll go ahead and do it. But I, we, last night, I like, went in and got all my numbers, like all my numbers, we kind of pieced my bag together. I mean, I'm wearing all, uh,


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[Assistant] Well, I'm wearing Travis Matthew, but we pieced my back together and then, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, like have it all set up right.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Look, I'd love to get, you know, I'd love to get my name on the, uh,


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[Assistant] I kind of want to, I want the first front page at one point would be nice. But I mean, it's, you know.


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[Assistant] Thank you. Uh, it's, uh, yeaah, I feel, you know, last time we played tomorrow, one more before we go, then I got two, like, pro-ams, I gotta play them before the round starts. But I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm pretty pumped.


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[Assistant] I'm bringing my brother-in-law. Oh cool. And so, you know. Do you know who you're paired with? No, no, I did do that this week.


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[Assistant] Be really nice if you did. Yeah, that would be, that would be a big one. But if you put 10 bucks down, you win what? 5,000. That's pretty good.


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[Assistant] You think you can open it up? You think you can open your trust fund up? Just reach under the couch, pull out a spoon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, all right. This week, the secret about cars.


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[Assistant] I wish I knew more about him. I really like driving, uh, like, uh, like.


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[Assistant] You know, I think it's, uh, I guess I wish I knew. I don't know how much everybody knows everything about a car, but.


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[Assistant] Manza, uh, Mazda 626. Oh yeaah. Called Olds Blue. That was pretty fun in high school, huh?


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[Assistant] I mean, it was in 1985 Mazda 626. No, not, it was like, I was the car that made fun of it. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] What about Old Blue? 626. I loved it. It looked nice. It was a good one. Yeaah, it looked great. It was in 19, yeaah, this was in 97. So it was in 1985. And, uh, stick shift. Oh, stick shift. Yeaah, I enjoyed it. Old Blue, Old Blue is, uh, everybody knew the name. You know? Yeaah. Had tennis ball on the,


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[Assistant] Yeah, just cut up, you know, it's, we could afford a random tennis ball, found one, just cut it, plopped it on.


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[Assistant] What year did you get it? It's a cool looking car, right?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, if you had that now, but I mean back then. This wasn't vintage looking back then. But this would be yeaah, right now. Retired. It would be awesome to have that car.


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[Assistant] I really like one of these, like, with the seat that goes all the way across. Yeah, bench seats.


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[Assistant] I've pulled the window up. The other car I got after, the old blue one, we called it New Blue, and it was...


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[Assistant] And it was still, it was a manual and it was, uh.


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[Assistant] And it had all, like, you know, no power windows. Oh yeaah.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, very normal not to have power windows when I was driving. Like it was, I mean, with my group, you know, that I was with, I mean, the guys that, people that had money all had power windows. But I mean, I didn't have, I just thought I would never get power when, you know, I just assumed like, I just never get power. I never even thought. That's like a flying car at that point. Yeah, yeah. You're like.


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[Assistant] They, when they were young, they went and got one off the lot, like just a typical.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's like, that's the stuff that, uh, people don't realize like how much you have to deal with your car. Like, uh, I think.


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[Assistant] You know, it's, it's all about like the people that don't live in reality, but it's like, there's people that don't realize like how much you have to like growing up your, your car, you're talking about it almost every day because something doesn't work. And it's just all the time is just.


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[Assistant] Like yeah, my windows not going down now. So I mean, I, I remember mine would just fall straight down. Sometimes you'd be going down the interstate or somewhere. It just goes boom.


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[Assistant] And then you gotta like try to get in there and like get it back up and sandwich it in until you can.


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[Assistant] Go get it. I mean, yea, you just have to work on your car.


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[Assistant] Well Saturn was a good car that like just a lot of people, it just was a car that was reliable. They were built here. Very well built. Spring Hill. Very well built. Really? Tennessee? Oh wow. I remember when they came, the Saturn plant came, it was like a big deal.


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[Assistant] That one, that one, that one is one that's not really held its own. Like you don't look at that one and go, I wish I could get that one.


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[Assistant] I'm sure someone would be like, they love it because it's like no one made this car when they, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I never even thought about that switch they made, uh, when they went to the two door.


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[Assistant] What are those like, you were like, that's fun. Yeah. You're like motion sickness. Yeah. It's a roller coaster.


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[Assistant] I'm going to go uh, Toyota Corolla. Yeaah, I can see that. What's the one that gets broken into the most?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it might be Corolla, it might be, uh, Camry. Three other Camry.


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[Assistant] Probably was just easy to take or maybe they were everywhere. Yeah. Easy to break into.


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[Assistant] And so then you're like, all right, well, do y'all, does anybody know that you're like, does someone there know that that it's half full? And then, uh, it also smell like cigarettes, like, like hard where you were like, so we had to spend a whole day of just like door open everything.


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[Assistant] No, no, it was like, uh, enterprise or something. Really? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not good about it. Uh, Ted Alexander had a great joke about rental car company. Like it's the only thing that's like really not come along. I mean, they've come along now since he said that joke, but it was that you still would go to the counter and it's like a 45 minute process.


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[Assistant] Where everything has gotten so you're, you're on a plane in two seconds and all this other stuff.


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[Assistant] Like a rental car is the only one that's like, well, we need to see everything. Well, they've really expedited it now. I can walk right to the.


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[Assistant] You know, a popular thing. But I read somewhere that Airbnbs are going down too. That's what, that's what they say. I still use them a lot. But, uh, yeaah, people are unhappy with them.


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[Assistant] It's too much like you gotta clean the house, like the people like want a hotel where they can leave. You can just leave.


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[Assistant] I'm not going to wreck the place. And you're like, I'll pay for housekeeping to do something, but I'm not going to. Yeah, don't have me running the errands around here. You can check the mail.


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[Assistant] And you pray, if you're there for a week, you will have to take the trash off. But when you're done, you're like, yeah, we're leaving. So I think it's going down.


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[Assistant] You know even toro which is really great cause it's like cheaper and you can rent a.


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[Assistant] But it's all that stuff where it's like people are just in other people's cars and you're just, you know.


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[Assistant] The, the high end versions of those things are great.


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[Assistant] But the lower end versions of those things are real dicey and that's where stuff is getting.


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[Assistant] You know, like Airbnb, you can get a mansion for whatever and you're like, you have a good time.


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[Assistant] Are you gonna go get in someone's apartment and it's weird and you're, you're going in just like it's a hotel and you're like, well that's, you're next to just like a person that has a family.


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[Assistant] That's what they say. I remember wanting a car to get told, we get, we had Laura had a Honda Accord and we had a beginning of comedy and all this. The white one? The white one. Yeah. Everybody's road in this car and, uh, and we're driving home. We hit a deer and.


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[Assistant] I remember it was like, you just want the car to be totaled and someone's like, it's not. And you're like, ugh.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, you're just gonna, you're like, you're paying for all this stuff. So you're like, eh, it would be fun to go pick a new car out. But then you're like.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's never gonna run, it's gonna be different, I think. But it actually ran fine. I mean, it was, some of them you're like, I don't know what total it is.


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[Assistant] And it's totaled or it can look like everything and they're like, no, it's fine.


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[Assistant] No one, uh, when you said like, if Scar's told her I'm gonna quit his job, no one expected you to follow up. I've then worked four more years. I know, I know. That's a long time.


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[Assistant] The total of it. That's hilarious, man. I might have just heard that joke on Sirius. Did you? Yea.


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[Assistant] Not for me. Is it? It's not on serious? I don't know.


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[Assistant] No, no, I, I remember a joke about rental car. I heard something else, uh, too. Another joke, someone said about totaling car, like you can total the car for $11. Oh yeah. And like, uh, you know.


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[Assistant] If you can have a car, I'd imagine that you're just like, I don't, you know, it's your car.


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[Assistant] And you could be like, I'm sure, I wonder if people have like their smoking car.


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[Assistant] I've said, but I remember if you put on a seatbelt, it was, you would offend the driver.


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[Assistant] I mean, I remember really growing up and if something happened, I'd really want to put the seatbelt on, but I was so nervous because I think I didn't want the person, I still to this day,


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[Assistant] Like if I'm in a car, like a Uber or something and like I'm in the back and Sam will buckle up. I try to do it very, I try to do it where there's a loud noise, but the guy doesn't hear it. Cause I think it's the guy like maybe made a turn or something and then I put it on and then it's like, it's, it's like a direct like challenge to him.


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[Assistant] I feel like he's gonna turn and be like, well you don't think I'm, you think I'm gonna give you any rec? Cause I would have that happen. But why wouldn't you just put it on as soon as you get in the car?


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[Assistant] You know, I do in the front seat. I'm not always wearing a seatbelt, but it's, uh, it's, it's just, uh,


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[Assistant] And so you'd be very uncomfortable wearing a seatbelt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's crazy. Trying to do that to 1973 people is crazy. Like that's 1973 people were like, no. We just talked about 1973, they named their kids, uh, that long name, Jacob, Jayan, Grady, John, Michael. That's a 1973 person that's like, you ain't telling me what to do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a tough look. No one thinks you should drink and drive at all. So it's the most horrible thing in the world, but it's like to that person's like, yeah, I'm not.


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[Assistant] I don't like the beeping on the seatbelt. We had a car, uh, that.


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[Assistant] Like recently, like, uh, it's still around. We still, we gave it to the, like, my nephew might have it now, but it was like, it just, for some reason, uh, it was an infinity. It just, the seatbelt, it won't beat when you don't have it off. It's the only car I've been in in a long time. And so it's like amazing. Cause everyone does, and some reason that it's like an old school and it doesn't be- There's probably a way to turn that off.


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[Assistant] If you know how to do it, this one was off, but I mean, it never had it on. And, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, it wasn't like a super old, it wasn't like an old, maybe a 2019 or something like, but it was, uh, it never had it on. And then, uh, it was like, you know, cause like going through parking lots and like that kind of stuff where you're just not putting your seatbelt on for like two seconds, uh,


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[Assistant] That felt- I think I might have had- That felt pretty fancy. I mean it was annoying. It was very fancy. I could get hung up on it though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like choking. It would get annoying. Like you would just get hit by it sometimes. Like you like bend down to grab something, just get jerked back. But it was, yeah, it was very cool. Buick Regal, I think was my first car that had power windows.


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[Assistant] I remember having that, I was probably, probably right when I started dating Laura. So then I was 21.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know. That's why I got it. We called it the reals car, real car car. Cause they're the, uh, Mr. Real in wrestling was the real man's van. So we called it the real cars. What's your cars head name? Sounds like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, those did. Not anymore, but back then, when your car was kind of beat up, you had to add something to it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta have a little, when you got, yeah, something that's a little beat up, you're like, it deserves a name. That's true.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, my, my Buro Rigo was totaled and that was, and I loved that car. And I got hit T-bone, someone ran an intersection and hit me. And, but I don't know if it even had airbags or.


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[Assistant] Well, when you were a baby, if that airbag would have came out. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know how to say this right now, but I've said too much.


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[Assistant] She had like a brand new Saturn, which was, I mean, it was, it was a cool car cause it was brand, I mean, it was brand new. Depending on the model. Yeah. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] It's, and then I like hit her in the back rear end and it was, and then I've maybe I had a big dent in the front of my car and her car was like, cause it was like a newer car that was like that plastic. Oh, the gray bumpers. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, it just like popped it out. And then, I mean, I just, then my car now just had a dent for the remaining of that car's existence. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's what Saturn should have said and they'd probably still be in business. Yeah. Yeah. The car for the drinker and driver. Yeah. Go to this town that you see this video. It's all Saturn. It's like bumper cars. He's just trying to get home from work. You're in a rural area, have no cabs around for Uber invented.


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[Assistant] Ooh, they do. This episode is sponsored by better help.


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[Assistant] Uh, yes, sometimes in life we faced, uh, with tough choices and the path forward is not always clear. Uh, I mean, road rage would help. It's like, uh, how to calm yourself down.


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[Assistant] How to, uh, you know, you don't want to, no one wants to live like that. Even when they're doing it, they don't want to, they're not happy to be just in some.


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[Assistant] Just screaming at every time you walk out and just, and there has to be a point where you go like, there's no way other people live like this. If you've had that thought, that's when you need to go to Barrow. You have to go. There's no way people feel this.


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[Assistant] Uh, really just, you know, life is getting so insane.


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[Assistant] It's a lot of stuff on everybody's plate, uh, no matter what. And, uh, you better do it better if you can have someone, you can kind of get, get it off your chest.


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[Assistant] Maybe the cop paces it with, uh, you know, he's like, he starts walking and then the horse is like getting a little bit ahead. You go, whoa. He goes, I know that I walk at three miles an hour. You shouldn't be that far ahead of me. Like you could pace it off. Cause how would you ever know?


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[Assistant] That you can only go, how fast can a horse go? 700 miles an hour, like who knows? No one knows. It's, they're, uh.


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[Assistant] That means they would have to, like that's what I'm saying, they'd have to run it. But I mean, I don't even know.


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[Assistant] I don't know how numbers are invented at this point. So how do they go 8 miles per hour? Like what is the... You had to be a mathematician.


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[Assistant] Yeah, were they doing miles per hour back then? Before that, I guess. Yeah, I guess you'd say like you went on a big.


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[Assistant] I don't know how you're, I think you'd have to walk it or run it.


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[Assistant] I never did it, uh, I just wasn't a rule breaker. Like I didn't, like I would feel too uncomfortable being like.


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[Assistant] You know, you're like, I don't want to get in trouble. And then you're like, you're ruining someone's parking lot.


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[Assistant] And I'm trying to go to bed, sir. It's eight o'clock. I'm trying to get me down for a nap.


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[Assistant] But I mean, how, like, so, you're a regular person.


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[Assistant] You're me. Yeah. I'm on a horse and you can't go eight miles per hour.


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[Assistant] How are they even remotely, like, you know, when the cop goes, I got you going this amount of speed back then, you're like, what have you just said? I don't think I was.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And they go, oh, and that's maybe that's where the woe comes from. Whoa. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Asphyxiate. It looks like a mishmash. Asphyxiate. Yea, I would have never said it.


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[Assistant] I think it's just nice. Yea, I don't know. It's, uh, probably something to do, you know, it's like, looks, makes it a little more fancy. Even the word phonics. You know, and fancy. Is a P-H. Is an F. There's no need for that. Did you know that when you said it?


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[Assistant] I mean that kinda, as I was saying it, I realized it was kinda funny. He said using a PH is a little fancier. Oh yeaah. Fancy is really not, uh, that fancy. Fancy is not fancy.


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[Assistant] If you see something written as fancy, you don't think, ooh. Oh, but sophisticated.


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[Assistant] Yes. Is a pH. Yeah. Fancy, even though fancy means fancy, if you saw a sign that said, we are fancy.


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[Assistant] And that's how usually it's used. It's, uh, you wouldn't think it'd be like a tongue in cheek joke.


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[Assistant] You call this gourmet? And then you just sit in your double, your van, double van door. And that's when it came off.


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[Assistant] Merging, I get a lot of that with Laura, like, why are you going so fast?


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[Assistant] Cause you're not looking around what's going on. I got a guy behind me that wants to apparently go 140 miles an hour. And then I have to stay up this speed to get out of this lane eventually, but the lane's too backed up. Like this dude is on top of me.


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[Assistant] So, you know, it's like, there's a lot, we're getting a lot of like, why you see what's going on? You see what I'm working with out here. I'm actually doing unbelievable. Are you merging? When you're merging, you got to speed up. I'm actually doing great out here. I'm crushing it right now. I think every car around me likes me.


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[Assistant] Really rubbed in the wrong way. Do you know how many people have been, had their car be submerged in water in life? I mean, the percentage has got to be.


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[Assistant] A half percent. Michael Scott, Rusko B. Coltrane. Only people in TV shows. It's gotta be no one. And it's you. And you've done it twice.


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[Assistant] I mean people just don't, their cars don't end up in water. And you don't meet a person that has. Now I'd imagine if you meet a person that's done it once, they've probably done it twice. Yea, you know what, I did flip.


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[Assistant] Oh yea. Oh, I didn't, I was, that's the, I was thinking about


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[Assistant] Yeah. It would be like, when you're- Oh, like cushiony, like a shoe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, why don't we do that? I bet it tears apart immediately. I think it just would be too rough. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Now they have the, uh, fixed, like your, these tires that are supposed to be, like they kind of can get flats. I've got a lot of flats, a lot of construction going on in Nashville. And so you get up, you end up getting a lot of flats. I do. There are solid tires.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Oh yeaah. You seem like though, like, uh. Cause those are heavy though, you can't be going.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You can't, yeah, you don't make a forklift like at a, pull it into a gas station, put air in it.


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[Assistant] You gotta be there for three hours. I had to put air in my car the other day, and uh,


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[Assistant] I always get nervous that it's going to just, the tires going to go poof.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I see the tire gauge on the thing, but this, the screen was so messed up. You couldn't really read. I was like kind of guessing.


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[Assistant] It's always crowded. I mean, I got this one good, but I mean, I had a, I think I might've said it on it. I had one day where it was like.


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[Assistant] You would need to, you gotta go at like two in the morning.


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[Assistant] Yeah, ain't nothing wrong with the radio.


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[Assistant] AM radio is like, I'll listen to that sometimes. And it's like, man, it just goes out. And I have like one or two, five goes out of here to sports. And you're like, I mean, radio is just like, why, how does it.


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[Assistant] It's an, it's an FM channel and it's like you could be driving and it just starts going out and you're like. I think they're towers like north of Nashville.


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[Assistant] It's just at this point, you're like radio's gonna just do itself out with going, it can't get anywhere.


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[Assistant] How did Sirius, they were supposed to be no commercials was the deal. And it's, I mean, they can go on long stretches, but it's a lot of commercials. Talk radio.


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[Assistant] Even in the- Even like Netflix talking about having- Yea.


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[Assistant] I don't think they can make enough money with, uh, just subscriptions. But I feel like they could, but they're putting out too much stuff. But then like, I guess too many people are watching stuff. Yeah.


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[Assistant] This weekend, American ACC tournament, uh, like said, it'll be, uh, peak, uh, golf channel, Peacock, uh, and be on NBC on fri- I think- Saturday, it's on NBC. Saturday and Sunday, NBC. So if you want to check it out, I'll be on there. Bet on Nate, get in, let's make some money.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean, look, the finish is where the winning would be impossible.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, I mean, a lot of these guys are so, well these guys are so good. I've never played it. But I mean, that, when you hit a ball in that, uh, altitude, it's, I put it, I did it on a track, man. And I mean, it's like a seven iron goes almost 200. Uh, that rules. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Maybe it can be finished. I don't know. Look, I, I, I'll give it my all for the ones that do bet on me. I will give it a go. I'm giving it a hard, hard fight.


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[Assistant] Well, they want us, they want, you gotta go do it now, Dusty. You're the last one.


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[Assistant] I'll put a hundred bucks down. Alright. What would you win with that? $50,000. Oh really? Is that true? If it's 500 to 1. Wow.


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[Assistant] I was in the dust and sleigh. She's your full name. Yeah. Oh, she, yeah.


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[Assistant] I usually take a picture and this time I thought, I'll remember, I was, this is just this morning, I was in, uh, section, uh, level three, uh, parking in the J and I thought,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had in my head like PB and J, P, 3, J, but then when I got there today, I was like, it's Jif. I know I'm in J.


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[Assistant] And I'm walking around, I'm like, I can't find my, and I do it, and I can hear my car honking. From a different level? One level up.


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[Assistant] Like I flew to direct flight to California last weekend. Southwest, uh, window seat. I never got up the whole time. It was four and a half hours.


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[Assistant] You're like, oh, this is the first plane out. It is. Uhm, but that last hour, you know, it's it's getting like I'm ready to get up and get going.


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[Assistant] And if I could choose, like, an hour tops, 15 minutes to land, 30 minutes off at airport to walk around, get some food, go to the bathroom, and then 15 minutes on takeoff, I think I would have chosen. Instead of just direct flights.


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[Assistant] I mean nobody's answering my question, you just all attack me.


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[Assistant] I think it was a really long flight, longer than four and a half, like you're going to Australia or something.


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[Assistant] And you had a choice, just halfway there, let's just stop, get off a little bit, stretch your legs, get something, walk around, get back on, take off.


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[Assistant] Brian was with you. Right next to me. Looking out the window. You better have some athletic greens.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I say it is impossible.


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[Assistant] I mean, using those examples, yeaah, I think you, we usually do something good because there's some ulterior motives behind it for ourselves.


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[Assistant] I feel like he could hop a ride somewhere though. That's interesting.


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[Assistant] If you could lay eyes on him and then hop on a plane to another country, then you could rest for a while.


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[Assistant] Well I was looking at it on that map, I wouldn't put it in the top 25 for sure. Illinois. Which I so bad want to say Illinois's, but it's Illinois.


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[Assistant] What do you think of Brian Kelly? I mean, he got off a terrible start at LSU.


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[Assistant] So he spent most of his life there in Springfield. He's buried in Springfield.


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[Assistant] Is that Lincoln using him there? Hey! Yep. Alright, that's fun. There's three presidents who were elected while living in Illinois. Lincoln, can you name another two?


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[Assistant] Oh, almost. Oh. None of them born there though.


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[Assistant] I don't know, but Springfield, the Lincoln Presidential Library is the largest and most attended presidential library in the country.


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[Assistant] Was the same size as Chicago. It now has less than 2000 people. Wow. It was the same size because Joseph Smith lived there and the Mormons, that's where they were getting started there. But then Joseph Smith was killed while in jail there in Illinois and then they all took off for Utah. Wow. Get out of town.


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[Assistant] And I'll be, oh, this is after wise guys. Nevermind. Let's move on. Just threw that in for my wise guys plug, but. You had a great time.


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[Assistant] They were teasing you about that first pitch though. That was embarrassing. Uh, first skyscraper was in Chicago, the home insurance building in 1885.


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[Assistant] Wow. And the Sears Tower was the tallest building in the world from 1973 to 1998.


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[Assistant] I always, when I would go to Chicago, I get those two mixed up because they both have the towers. They're both very tall. It's still.


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[Assistant] Maybe not now, they were both two of the tallest buildings in the United States.


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[Assistant] Stand on that. And I did that one time. I could not get my legs to move. Like I could not get them to.


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[Assistant] I guess. There's a couple of Seers left.


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[Assistant] I was going to say Chick-fil-A cause, uh, you know, the Lord's day, we need to take a day off. I couldn't do it every day though.


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[Assistant] The, uh, first McDonald's in Illinois. First McDonald's franchise. That's where it opened? The very first McDonald's? Is it still up? Uh, no. The first franchise.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they started in California, but then when Ray Crott says his name.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I don't think so. I think they tore it down. I think one of the oldest ones is still there, but I don't think they realized at the time what they had. They just, I mean, probably tore it down 15 years later.


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[Assistant] He wanted a franchise and they didn't want to, I think. And he just had a lot of innovative ideas. And I think, I mean, he didn't, he kind of tricked them. Although I think he.


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[Assistant] The three before, I don't remember them, but they've been on a run lately. Wow. What are they going to jail for?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but like, I don't know, right? Fraud.


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[Assistant] Blogger. He was, I think he's out now. Why did he go to jail?


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[Assistant] Uh, I just read this last night and I don't even remember. It wasn't like something.


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[Assistant] The small town of Casey, Illinois has a dozen.


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[Assistant] Attractions that are all certified by Guinness Book of World Records as the largest object in the world. A rocking chair, mailbox.


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[Assistant] Golf ball or golf tee and driver. Wow. And, uh, people come in from all over the country to see these things.


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[Assistant] I think most of them are just out on the street. Are we near? I don't know.


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[Assistant] I don't know where Casey is in relation to Springfield. World's largest ketchup bottle, also in. Oh.


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[Assistant] I didn't even know what it was. I was like, what's catsup? And then I googled it and it said it's ketchup. Why do people spell it catsup?


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[Assistant] I've never, we don't like it. The world's tallest man lived in Alton, Illinois. He was eight foot 11. Wow. You can go to his grave site and they left it where you can see how much longer his casket is than everyone else's.


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[Assistant] Now I think a few places claimed they invented the corn dog.


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[Assistant] You know, you go, eh, it works. You know. Um, Springfield has a signature dish, the horseshoe sandwich. Ooh.


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[Assistant] That doesn't sound good. Open face sandwich, uhm.


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[Assistant] It has, consists of thick sliced toasted bread, often Texas toast, hamburger patty, french fries, and cheese sauce.


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[Assistant] Uh, Twinkies were invented in Illinois. Now we're talking.


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[Assistant] It's a little interesting how it was invented. So this continental baking company made strawberry shortcake, but strawberries were only in season part of the year. So they had to stop. And then the guy said, well, we got all this, uh, you know, the stuff from strawberry shortcakes. Let's do something else. Let's put banana cream in these, uh, and call them Twinkies. And they did that. So for a while they were served with banana cream filling.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, during World War II, bananas were rationed. So they were announced that they just had to switch to vanilla cream. And after that, it just took off.


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[Assistant] It's a plant, according to my sources. Her.


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[Assistant] We got some, uh, really cold right around Christmas time. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Have you guys ever heard the term? That was in Springfield? That's where they started. Yea, Springfield is. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. More than you thought. Yea. Yea? Have you guys ever heard the term, will it play in Peoria?


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[Assistant] I feel like I have heard it. Wayne's World? No, I skipped the movies that set in Illinois, but those two.


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[Assistant] Well the play in Peoria, I haven't heard this, is an American figure speech that's traditionally used to ask whether a given product, person, promotional theme or event will appeal to mainstream US audiences.


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[Assistant] They basically say Peoria is like every man and


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[Assistant] It's pure is a prototypical American city. It represents a wide demographic.


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[Assistant] As a result, it's traditionally been one of the country's leading test markets. In the 80s and 90s, comedians like Sam Kenison would go there to test out material.


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[Assistant] Bob Dylan, Robert Plant Metallica, Phil Collins all worked on their, uh, albums there. And presidential campaigns and TV networks go to Peoria to test out stuff.


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[Assistant] I'll do a couple more. Uh, John Deere started and is headquartered in Moline, Illinois.


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[Assistant] Uh, the Great Chicago Fire. You guys heard of the Great Chicago Fire? Yeah. Lasted for three days, killed about 300 people.


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[Assistant] I thought you guys would know the tradition. I was gonna stump you guys. Traditionally, it's a cow knocked over a lantern in a barn.


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[Assistant] They've traditionally said, but now they're saying that's probably not true. They know it started.


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[Assistant] In this barn at this people's home, the woman who owned the house, she,


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[Assistant] Always claim she would not be out there in the middle of the night milking a cow.


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[Assistant] And, uh, now they think it's either some people were gambling.


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[Assistant] There is one of them, they were trying to steal some milk from the barn and then knocked over a lantern while they were leaving or a meteor shower meteorite.


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[Assistant] Oh no, I think it was very dry. They said incredibly dry and it just spread. It's it like jumped the Chicago river. It went from like.


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[Assistant] We have fires all the time now that spread, so why are y'all blaming on something from 1871? Because how does it jump a river? Well, wildfires every year here jump. Yea, but those are burning down the woods.


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[Assistant] I feel like, I feel sorry for this woman. They said she spent the rest of her life in the public eye with sadness and regret. She died heartbroken. This was in 1871. Cause they blamed her.


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[Assistant] I would joke about 1997 is when the city council exonerated her from any wrongdoing. I mean, they don't let stuff go.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think there was a meteor shower going on at that time. So they think maybe one of them. Why did they not? Now I believe it's a meteor shower.


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[Assistant] But there are meteor showers all the time, they don't usually make it to Earth. That's like when they burn up in the atmosphere.


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[Assistant] I don't know. There you go. Does anybody know, right Dusty? Exactly. Just some stuff moving around. Exactly.


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[Assistant] Uh, I guess that's a good place to stop. Chicago Fire. Always a hot spot.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright, one more then. John Hughes movies. They're all usually set in a suburb of Chicago called


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[Assistant] That's all. I'm sorry, not Northbrook, Shermer, Illinois. It's a fictional town. He grew up in Northbrook. The high school was Shermer High School.


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[Assistant] Oh. Oh, that's cool. The breakfast collab. Pretty in pink.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know if pretty even pink was set there. I don't know. Breakfast love was.


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[Assistant] Bowling green, I know. Bowling green, Kentucky. Because the same night, June 4th, I'll be at Louisville comedy club.


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[Assistant] I mean that's unreal. They're the guys. That's the vertigo guys? I actually didn't know that because conspiracy theorists don't go to doctors. Chiropractors, they hook you up with every guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah. What do you cook? No, I, uh, stopped him. I asked him what he wanted. He said whatever. Panera? Cheesecake factory.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the bottom line. That's why I wouldn't even bring up the story.


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[Assistant] So which one do you think is Dusty's house?


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[Assistant] Well, you did have some random copper wire kind of sticking out of the ground.


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[Assistant] I've been to all your houses numerous times and none of you have been to mine.


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[Assistant] My wife came to your house. When have you been to my house? I've picked you up and taken you to places where your car wasn't running. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] Alright. Now I came over and you helped me with some Adobe. Oh, that's right. I remember that.


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[Assistant] It's alright. It's alright. You, uh, we're doing a big race this weekend, huh?


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[Assistant] You could do the one about my wife asked me if I take a bullet for me.


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[Assistant] I always think, cause, you know, when the clock's counting down on the penalty, as soon as it hits zero, they open that door and that guy shoots out. If it were me, I wouldn't have my pads ready.


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[Assistant] Young kid in Titanic is because if it wasn't for that, it would be a comedy. Just rich people dying on the ship.


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[Assistant] Now you can go for free. Would you do it? No.


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[Assistant] The way you describe it though makes me see why I got 41%. You're describing it negatively. That was very fun though.


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[Assistant] Well, you climb a mountain like that, you make all those back breaking falls, you're going to need a helix mattress.


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[Assistant] If your sailors out at sea would take Alka-Seltzer, if they're stranded at sea, they would throw it up.


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[Assistant] And the sequel comes in, snatches it. Dies and then you got some food in your boat. Oh, I thought they were doing it just for you.


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[Assistant] Josh wrote it. Of course he's going to act like he did great. I think I'm on team Josh. I was till Dusty made that point. Now I'm on team Jordan.


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[Assistant] No, I'm joking. He should hand out some of his old shoes or something just out the door.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we talked about famous people that have to order Gordache. Yeah, yeah. Rich people.


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[Assistant] Comments about- People that were there? That were there. Hers was the nicest.


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[Assistant] In this rare case it would have. It really hurt that they had no idea that there was going to be entertainment and they're just confused. One person said, they said, was that a youth pastor up there giving a testimony?


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[Assistant] Uh, the tables were so far back and then there's a giant dancing, uh,


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[Assistant] A floor in the middle for them to dance on and it was just a terrible step.


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[Assistant] Apparently everyone said they could not hear me at all, which I didn't know that was an issue.


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[Assistant] I'm doing John Chris material. Yeah, rolling around just yelling. Hey, I, uh, for us, I, uh,


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[Assistant] Consider joining Rocket Money. That's how bad I needed to...


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[Assistant] Well, this week we're talking about names, the history of names and how they originated. And, uh, United States is one of the most lax as far as.


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[Assistant] Walls on names, but even the United States, there's some names you can't give your children in King and Queen.


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[Assistant] Or two of them. Oh really? Oh wow. Uhm, if you scroll down just a little bit, there's some legal baby names in the US. Uhm, Santa Claus. Yep. The at sign. Sorry, I didn't realize.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uhm, but the United States is one of the most lax ones. You can't name yourself three.


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[Assistant] Different states have different rules. Most states you can't name your child a number. In Illinois, you can name your child seven.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, I don't know if you can do it the numeral, but you can write it out. S-E-V-E-N.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So different countries have different rules. In Sweden you can't call your job Metallica.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll get into more into some of the, some crazy rules. So names originated according to anthropologists. This isn't the biblical account, but according to anthropologists, about 10 to 12,000 years ago, there started to be enough people in the world where


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[Assistant] Farming started taking off and you had different people doing different roles.


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[Assistant] So you had to call him by something. Like if you're the picker or what, you know, you had to give them a name.


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[Assistant] And is gradually decreased over time. Now it's the lowest. The only baby name now for a boy that's popular, that's biblical, is Noah. Noah is one of the most popular baby names. But, I mean, look at this table. Half of us are biblical.


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[Assistant] Well, I was about to get there. So let me just go over. Nate is, uh, it's a biblical name. Nathaniel is one of the Jesus 12 apostles. They think he's the same person as Bartholomew, a name you can't even say. Bartholomew. I can't say it.


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[Assistant] It means God is given or gift of God, which I feel bad because all these years when you were telling me how you were God's gift to comedy.


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[Assistant] Church tradition says Nathaniel carried a translation of Matthew's gospel to northern India.


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[Assistant] And he was crucified upside down in Albania. So, did not end well.


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[Assistant] Uh, Aaron was Moses' brother. Do you know that? I did know that.


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[Assistant] It means exalted or strong. It can also mean teacher or mountain of strength. There you go. I got it.


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[Assistant] Dusty means brave warrior. Wow. First became popular in the 1970s, Dusty Springfield. I had no idea.


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[Assistant] You just know a Brian. It means it's an Irish name means higher noble has two syllables. So answers that question.


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[Assistant] If it is, I think it's just because of a story like in the Bible, like Pilate or, or.


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[Assistant] Well, I was going to say, it says there's more B-R-Y-E-N's in the US than B-R-I-E-N. Interesting.


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[Assistant] I did. Yeah. Pilot from the P-I-L-A-T-E. Yeah. Oh, Pontius.


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[Assistant] So, uh, junior and senior, there's a etiquette to when you're supposed to use that or the second or the third, things like that.


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[Assistant] Uh, if, if your name is identical, first, middle, last name, then you're supposed to do junior.


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[Assistant] If it's a little different or if you're named after your grandfather or uncle, then you're supposed to do the second or the third.


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[Assistant] Now I don't know if he's legally, like Barack Obama's dad was Barack Hussein Obama. So take it, so Barack Obama should have been junior.


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[Assistant] But instead he was the second. Most people don't even know that, but he was, his name was Barack Obama the second, but it should have been Junior.


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[Assistant] And back when kids often died in birth, a lot of parents renamed their second child same name.


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[Assistant] So run it back. They did. Salvador Dali.


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[Assistant] Second time worked really well for these. And you worked on, I mean it worked unbelievable.


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[Assistant] And George Foreman just doesn't care. He mixes all up. He has five sons named George. Wow. George Jr. George the six. Do you know that? No, that's crazy. All these kids are named, boys are named George.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, I think he goes on like George Jr is the first and the third. I think he just does whatever.


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[Assistant] Uh, Native Americans wait and see the child and then something maybe that happened to them, uh, is how they earned their name. And their names change over time.


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[Assistant] It's the first thing the mother sees after the child's born. That's how they have their first name. But then if they do something, accomplish something in life, it can change the name.


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[Assistant] So the name Dancing Wind sounds beautiful, but that really means...


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[Assistant] The name bear is common in Native Americans, like John is for us. But if you're named wounded bear, that means you're suffering. You've got something going on in your life.


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[Assistant] Not necessarily physical. Uh, I think a lot of them had wounded bear or I can't think of another example. I guess I don't know if it was just bear.


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[Assistant] But they, their tradition is to inspire individuals to strive to.


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[Assistant] Be better to heal or to evolve and then you earn a more prestigious name.


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[Assistant] So like some of these names from these famous, sitting bull actually means slow.


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[Assistant] Well, he was famous for, I guess, a fight with American settlers. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I'm coming. And then, uh, and around the middle ages, this is when surnames...


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[Assistant] Do you know what sir name is? Uh, first name? Last name.


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[Assistant] There became so many people that they had to start giving you a second name because there were too many Johns or whatever. So last names are basically based off of four groups, either your father, where you live, your occupation, or a nickname. So I'll give an example of each. Do you know some? Your father, John's son.


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[Assistant] That's a very, you would be John son or Robinson or Richardson or in your case, you would be Nate Stevenson. Oh yeah. So Anderson there's.


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[Assistant] We get it. Uh, Mac, if the Mac's in front of it, like McDonald or McGregor, Mac means son of.


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[Assistant] Fitt means son of, so Fitzgerald, Fitzsimmons, that means you were the son of those people. O means, like O'Neill, O'Brien means grandson of. And occasionally, um, woman. Madison means, uh, Maddie's son.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and eventually, I mean, cause that would just keep, your last name would be changing every time. Eventually they're just like, no, we just gotta come up with a name, last name and keep it.


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[Assistant] I mean, she changed my name to Bob Ripple Pants, so.


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[Assistant] Uh, location last names would be like Underwood. Hill.


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[Assistant] Or sometimes just the tent, like your last name is York, just where you live. That sounds like a way to insult people.


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[Assistant] Occupation last names would be like Baker. Smith. Smith is the biggest.


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[Assistant] Smith is the biggest one. So if you're a blacksmith, blacksmith, iron smith, there's a lot of Smiths back then. Yeah. You're any Smith, you know, that's where that came from. Miller, farmer, shepherd, shoemaker.


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[Assistant] It's not a good one, but we know Dolittle. Or if you're black, white, uh, green, blue, those are some description of you.


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[Assistant] Usually your hair color, not your skin color. But obviously green or blue might be your eye color.


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[Assistant] So if your last name's that, it's because somebody in your ancestors, there were two Johns and one of them was John Black and one of them was John White.


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[Assistant] But yeah, why would had hair color red, right? Yeah. Maroon. I know some reds, but it was with two D's. Oh yeah. Yeah. Sure. That's right. Huh?


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[Assistant] Jesus was often called Jesus of Nazareth, because Jesus was a very common name in his time.


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[Assistant] Mary Magdalene, there's a ton of Marys in the Bible. Mary Magdalene, that's where she lived. Judas Iscariot, that's, he lived there. Then there was Simon the leper.


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[Assistant] And Simon the Tanner, one's a job, one's a condition.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he's in the Bible forever. Jesus went to his house and hung out with Simon the leper. John the Baptist, he baptized people.


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[Assistant] The drug store called Nate. Yeah. And they're running out of you. Yeah. So I looked at our names.


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[Assistant] So I looked at our names and kind of where they originated from, although you've already shot yours down if it was originally a P.


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[Assistant] Based on occupation, if you were a weaver back in the time. But in German, they called it Weber.


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[Assistant] How it changed, but uhm, your ancestors were probably weavers. Basket weavers.


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[Assistant] And then sleigh was an implement used in weaving.


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[Assistant] Meaning by the town gate or the keeper of the bar gate. I did know that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, or I'm not sure what a bar gate is, but maybe they had a gate to go to the bar.


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[Assistant] Bates was the hardest one, uh, to find really any origination from. Uh, one thing I said, Red said it originated from the name Bartholomew. So, signatures.


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[Assistant] But I really couldn't find much. My name was just boring top to bottom.


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[Assistant] I mean I know Bates originated from Ireland and Scotland, but beyond that.


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[Assistant] Even I started in Donaldson and just kind of worked my way west. Did my toe in Davidson County. So in Iceland, uh,


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[Assistant] They don't really have traditional last names. If you're...


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[Assistant] Uh, if you have a boy, it's gonna be your dad's first name with son on the end.


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[Assistant] If it's a girl, it's gonna be your dad's first name with daughter on the end. D-O-T-T-I-R.


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[Assistant] So everyone's last name ends in son or daughter. And their dad's first name is son.


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[Assistant] Like the example, uh, they gave this guy's name's Egil, that's his...


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[Assistant] And he named his daughter Helga, so her name's Helga Egildottir.


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[Assistant] What's a famous, isn't there a famous singer from Iceland?


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[Assistant] Her grandfather's name is Gunner. Right. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so in Iceland they have a naming committee. You can't just name your child whatever. You gotta go through this naming committee. So, uh,


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[Assistant] In Iceland you can't name your child something with the letter C because there is no C in their alphabet.


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[Assistant] Even though they're called Iceland, but they spell it like, we do island.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, so they have a naming committee in Iceland. They have basically three rules. The name cannot cause harm, uh,