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[Assistant] Uh, Flag Smasher. He's a guy that was not loyal to any one nation. He would go around destroying it. He was basically kept Americans.


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[Assistant] Uh, nemesis. Captain America was all about America. Flag Smasher. It's kind of like wrestling. There's a lot of similarities. You got Hulk Hogan.


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[Assistant] And then you got the iron sheik or you got somebody that from Russia, that's kind of the, the opposite, just to kind of get people worked up.


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[Assistant] I'm in my hometown of Lebanon this Friday at Cumberland University.


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[Assistant] Doing, uh, yeah, show at Cumberland University with Heather Lance. He's very funny and it's for, uh, New Leash on Life, uh, animal rescue place. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's the Lexington legends. This is the beer cheese. This is their alternate. Cheers.


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[Assistant] Was it always, was it ever bigger than Walmart? I feel like they were like hand in hand at some point.


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[Assistant] So Walmart overtook Kmart in 1992, and since then obviously it's just been.


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[Assistant] Uh, blowout, but I, there was a stretch there where Kmart was the largest retail store in the United States, bigger than Walmart.


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[Assistant] Oh right. I can't even think of another, another store.


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[Assistant] So Walmart was new to the show. They were Johnny come lately. And if you're Kmart, you're thinking who's this idiot trying to compete with us. And now they're the biggest, they're the single biggest employer in the United States. Is that true? I don't know.


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[Assistant] I think I maybe am not entirely sure what we're, what we're looking for.


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[Assistant] This is tough man, it's Googling's hard. When did Walmart start? When did Walmart start?


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[Assistant] As of April 2022, which is this year, there are three in the continental U.S.


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[Assistant] I've never done that. And it felt good. I mean, it looked silly. It probably looked absurd. It was like way bigger than it should have been, but I was sweating and I was like, I just gotta have something.


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[Assistant] Well, this was, it was pretty hot in this club and I did have one fun moment where it was, yeah, yeah, there was many other factors.


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[Assistant] That's why I'm dangerous. It's like, it's dangerous for this to become a thing. I don't want to be the sweat towel guy. I can't wait to see it. I can't wait.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so I see some clips from the old, I'm like, my god, dude. I was struggling.


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[Assistant] I have old pictures where I remember when they were taken and I was like, I saw the picture and I was like, dude, I'm killing it in that pic.


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[Assistant] We had- Man, I look at it now, it's tough dude.


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[Assistant] You want to know what's funny? I mean, I just Googled definition of pedantically and it's in a pedantic manner.


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[Assistant] He's a pedantic means characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for academic knowledge and formal rules. That's actually a great word for what you think of.


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[Assistant] You know obtuse? I know obtuse mostly from the Shawshank Redemption.


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[Assistant] You would be. I haven't seen it. Oh, obtuse is a word that's pretty important.


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[Assistant] It's pretty, not the main thing, but it's pretty important. Oh. You'll remember it.


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[Assistant] Optus is an acute angle, and optus is greater than 90 degrees.


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[Assistant] Right, the three of us could, I mean, yeah, but you, you're pretty distinct looking.


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[Assistant] But I'm pretty generic looking. There are a million guys that look exactly like you.


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[Assistant] Really? And it's just like a kaleidoscope of colors and sounds?


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[Assistant] If I didn't set one today, I'd probably still be asleep. Yeah. Wow. I'll just keep going.


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[Assistant] When you go out to house visits. Yea, or just start helping our kid.


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[Assistant] Babies are born with pieces of cartilage that will eventually become the bony kneecap that adults have.


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[Assistant] So the babies had bony kneecaps, that would make the birthing process a lot more difficult, so it would develop later. That worked out.


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[Assistant] That's crazy, the kneecaps don't ossify until the ages of two to six. So the first two years of their life is just cartilage in that knee. Or just an unossified. That's insane.


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[Assistant] That is rude to tip. And you don't, you never want that. That's always awkward. Have you ever tipped somebody and they're like, no, you don't need that.


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[Assistant] A little intimidation. He just shows you how. He's like, hold it out and just remember, I got in here real quick.


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[Assistant] Gravity's a pretty big, pretty big thing.


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[Assistant] This was a hard, it was the hardest class. One of the hardest classes I ever, I ever took.


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[Assistant] In high school or college? Physics in high school. I avoided it like the plague and...


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[Assistant] In college, but physics is just the study of how things move and behave in the universe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, describing how exactly that would happen.


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[Assistant] And now yea, if you do control demolition of a building.


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[Assistant] You would understand physically how all that would happen.


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[Assistant] But I think that they knew. Three times. They knew.


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[Assistant] Oh, this is a fun question. I saw this on Reddit the other day. They're asking what, what animal would scare you the most if it were the size of a whale.


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[Assistant] I think Isaac Newton's the good place to start. So have you heard the story of Isaac Newton in the apple tree?


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[Assistant] That's that's, that became the legend around it, but I don't think it ever hit his head, but he was home.


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[Assistant] He was going to Cambridge. They had a bubonic plague outbreak, just like COVID. Sent everybody home. So he's walking around his childhood home, which is Woolsthorpe Manor.


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[Assistant] And he sees an apple tree and he sees an apple fall and he's sitting there staring at it and he's like, why does it always fall down? Why doesn't it fall sideways?


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[Assistant] Why doesn't it fall straight up? It always falls down. So he's like, there must be something pulling it down. And we know now that that is gravity. Right? Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Like there's something keeping us down. There's something causing it to always fall straight down. If not, it would just fall off in any direction, right?


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[Assistant] That tree still exists today. It's just 350 years later, that tree.


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[Assistant] Probably the most famous tree of all time. I can't think of another tree. I'd go see it.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it still grows apples, but, uh, it's been knocked over. It's been like, it's broken in half. They've replanted it. They've also cloned it.


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[Assistant] I don't know if clone's the right word, but they've taken parts of it and they've started other trees. The little grass. All over Europe. Yea, grass. Yea. That's the right word. So, it's got descendants all over Europe.


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[Assistant] Well it's just, it's four or five hundred years old. So this was in 1666.


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[Assistant] It took him, so this started him thinking about it. He didn't publish anything about this for.


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[Assistant] Decades, but this is what got the ball rolling. So gravity is going to launch into it.


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[Assistant] Gravity is a constant on earth, 9.8 meters per second squared. That's gravitational acceleration. So,


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[Assistant] What that means is, uh, on this planet, all objects, regardless of mass, fall at the exact same acceleration. So if you drop a bowling ball and a marble at the same height, they're gonna hit the ground at the exact same time.


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[Assistant] That's instinct, right? Instinct would say the bigger the guy.


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[Assistant] That used to be an experiment, you know, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Yeaah. It's like, no, well you're gonna hit the ground with the exact same speed.


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[Assistant] The four of us, all with vastly different masses, if we fell off a cliff at the same time, we'd hit the ground at the same time.


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[Assistant] Right. A feather on earth because there's air resistance, but they actually did that exact same, uh, thought experiment here. David Scott. This is Apollo 15.


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[Assistant] He drops a feather and a hammer on the moon and look at that.


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[Assistant] They fall right down at the exact same speed because there's no air resistance. There's nothing. Can we get a close up of that feather?


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[Assistant] Well, this is a camera from 1972 or something.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, this was the first time they brought a, uh, a dune buggy to the moon. So they were just having a blast up there.


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[Assistant] That was 1969. 13's the one that didn't make it. 13's the one that Tom Hanks was on.


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[Assistant] I think America is bored by this point. I think America doesn't care anymore.


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[Assistant] They're doing that, but this is the first time it's been done in outer space.


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[Assistant] But it's, yea Galileo was doing that off the Leaning Tower of Pisa back in the day.


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[Assistant] They're still falling. It's just the gravitational force of the moon because it's, because it's so much smaller is less than that of the earth. So they don't fall. They will fall. They're still.


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[Assistant] The moon still has gravity. Yeah. It's not, it's not a zero gravity environment. It's just much, things are much lighter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, in theory, but like you're in a vacuum. Then there's no, but, but.


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[Assistant] That's essentially zero gravity, yea. What about this? There's still an orbit around the Earth.


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[Assistant] Cause he shut the door behind. Yeah. I mean, what we're talking about this poking through poking through it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well I think it's just, there's no, there's no actual physical barrier.


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[Assistant] But it, but it has a gravitational force. So in theory, this is what they, this is what, you know, ultimately we want to do long-term is create an atmosphere over there. Plant trees, oxygen grows, it'll create an atmosphere.


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[Assistant] I'd rather live on Mars, for sure. What about the tan you can get on Mars?


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[Assistant] It's very cold, I would imagine. It's cold. It's like a problem. Like you couldn't take your shirt off there.


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[Assistant] Right now, it's uh, average temperature on Mars is about minus 80 degrees Fahrenheit.


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[Assistant] Now Mercury can actually get up to negative 290 degrees Fahrenheit.


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[Assistant] It's cold there because well, it can get up to 800 degrees Fahrenheit when it's straight on the sun, but there's no atmosphere to trap in the heat or retain it at all. So once it turns around from the sun, it just gets cold.


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[Assistant] I think the goal is, I mean, the, the sun is expanding and it's going to blow up. Right.


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[Assistant] After a certain amount of time, it'll just swallow the earth.


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[Assistant] So ideally you get farther away from the sun and we're talking billions and billions of years from now, but eventually the sun will get so big.


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[Assistant] Well, Venus is closer to the sun. Venus is just gas too. It's like, just poisonous gas.


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[Assistant] Well, I think if you go to Mars at this point, you're not coming back. That's the point is you're going to go there and start a colony there. So it's like, do I want to uproot my life in Earth? No.


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[Assistant] I think a large part of this is that a lot of.


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[Assistant] If you take a gun and shoot it completely straight out, 90 degree angle, and you drop a bullet.


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[Assistant] From the gun, at the same height, at the same time as you fire the bullet, they'll hit the ground at the same time.


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[Assistant] I remember thinking, well that just, no, obviously the bullet from the gun would go, you know, it would take longer to hit the ground, but they'd hit the ground at the same time. That's wild to me. Why is that?


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[Assistant] Because the, the horizontal speed, which the bullet's being fired out of the gun, has nothing to do with the gravitational acceleration of the earth. It's still gonna fall down at the exact same time.


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[Assistant] And it, it would take the exact same amount of time as if you just dropped it from that same height. It just fell. Cause it's the same gravitational force. It's wild. Yeah. And pretty counterintuitive, I think. You gassed? I don't know if I gassed, but I did give it like,


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[Assistant] Nef Weber? That's my grandfather, isn't it? I don't know, is it? Nef Weber?


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[Assistant] Yeah, very religious, but a scientist. So, oh wow. He's the one who wrote into myth, myth busters, right? He's the one that wrote in the myth busters. They did an equation wrong.


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[Assistant] It's a family name. My brother's the fourth and he stopped. He didn't name his son the fifth.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Yeaah. I think you gotta stop it at some point, right? Neft? It was, it was Foste and Neft. Family. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So he had a son. He's like, I don't think I'm doing this to him, keeping him this weird name.


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[Assistant] You could, yeah, yeah, but the, the, all four generations had first and middle name, Faust and Neff.


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[Assistant] Whoever. It was my great great grandmother. Her name was Boogie.


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[Assistant] She was in a fight with her husband when the day she gave birth and made up a name to make him mad. Made up a name out of Faustineff.


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[Assistant] Two made up words and it just stuck and then there's four generations of them.


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[Assistant] Foss. My brother went by Foss. Foss. This whole way.


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[Assistant] Vaguely. I don't remember what I was wearing. Did it look silly?


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[Assistant] The way he described it. You don't have to pull that up.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I guess my grandpa was just uploading stuff to YouTube.


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[Assistant] Right. These are Newton's laws of motion. Three big ones. An object that will remain in motion.


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[Assistant] You know, unless something stops, unless keep trucking on, unless you just keep on truck. That was Newton's first look. Just keep on trucking on, you know? Yeah. But unless it's acted upon something. So.


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[Assistant] It will keep going forever until something stops it. It's just going to keep moving and keep moving.


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[Assistant] That's also called the law of inertia, which is, you know, inertia. Like when you stop in a car, you'll continue to fly forward because your body wants to keep.


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[Assistant] And temperature and all these other factors. So in space, which is essentially a vacuum, none of that plays. I throw a baseball, the speed that it leaves my hand. It will just continue that speed.


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[Assistant] Physical vacuum, yeaah. It just means no external factors.


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[Assistant] Like nothing else in play. Like whenever you talk about something happening on Earth, you have to factor in.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, there's gravity on the earth. It's cloudy. Yeah, it's cloudy. There's wind resistance. A vacuum is there's nothing. Yeah. It's literally just considered. There's nothing.


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[Assistant] The word vacuum. But you can create a vacuum actually if you stick a vacuum into a tub or something and suck out all the air. Now it's a vacuum and inside that tub.


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[Assistant] But there, there are devices where you can, you know, like, uh, like one of those bags, those space bags, vacuum sealed, anything vacuum sealed.


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[Assistant] You heard that expression though, it doesn't exist in a vacuum. That's where it comes from.


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[Assistant] Well, I was gonna say another example of this is Daniel Tosh had a bit about how, how does Superman fly faster? Like,


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[Assistant] I get that he flies, but how does he, he's flying, how does he?


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[Assistant] Speed it up. Yeah, how does he speed it up? It's like, that doesn't physically make any sense. Like, it has to- It wants to go faster? Unless you're a superhero. How do you run?


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[Assistant] I like him. I always liked him. You know, I used to, I used to dress up as Clark Kent when I was a kid, not even Superman. I was just going to school. I have pictures of me in like a suit and tie and I was like.


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[Assistant] Well that's the, that's a great segue to Newton's second law of motion, which is that net force equals mass times acceleration. So that's what weight is. It's your mass times your gravitational acceleration. So the mass and weight are two different things. But when, that's why he said that.


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[Assistant] Totally. Yeah. Yeah. The trade off is the heavy, you know, you think the heavier the club, the more mass the club has.


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[Assistant] Theoretically the heaviest bat in the world would, you could hit it the hardest, but it's just impossible to swing it that hard.


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[Assistant] That sounds like what they should outlaw. You're wearing literally shark skin.


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[Assistant] Killing sharks. Killing sharks with your bare hands. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, Nate, do you have any idea what you weigh on other planets? Let's say you weigh 165 here.


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[Assistant] 63 this morning. Alright. Wow, that's impressive. You would weigh 27 pounds on the moon. Oh. Which would be nice. So just move there.


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[Assistant] If we move to Mars, I mean, which might happen in your lifetime net, you'll weigh 62 pounds.


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[Assistant] That would be just a nice, and if you want to get a little idea what my life's been like, go over to Jupiter where you'll weigh 390 pounds.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well the mass, the gravitational acceleration, even though your mass is the same.


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[Assistant] The gravitational acceleration is so much stronger that you're gonna weigh more. You're being pulled down.


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[Assistant] Be a nightmare. Tough to walk even. Oh, you couldn't walk. Yeah. You get ripped apart just by the gravitational force, I think.


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[Assistant] The sun, you'd weigh 4,467 pounds. Assuming you could stand on the sun. So Earth is just a real miracle then.


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[Assistant] It is. Yeah. Right place, right time. It's a real miracle.


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[Assistant] So people wouldn't say you never mentioned the third one. Yea, the third law, uh, you've heard this I'm sure, for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction. Which means literally any force exerted on anything.


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[Assistant] That thing exerts an equal and opposite force back to it.


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[Assistant] So when you are pushed, you push your finger down on this table.


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[Assistant] Pushing back against you with an equal and opposite force.


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[Assistant] Well here's a good example of a lot of these things we can see better in space where there's zero gravity. So here's a video of an astronaut in the International Space Station.


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[Assistant] He's got a guy who's essentially his same mass, about the same size. He's gonna push this guy forward.


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[Assistant] And you see that causes him to be pushed backward because there's an equal and opposite force pushed back against him. So just to think that that's happening everywhere.


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[Assistant] Well, he shows here, he throws a basketball forward. There's still an equal and opposite force coming back from the basketball.


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[Assistant] But because he's bigger, it doesn't move him as much as something with the same mass.


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[Assistant] He's trying to find something the same, the same mass as him.


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[Assistant] If it stopped spinning? Oh, we would fly. How fast are we moving right now?


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[Assistant] So imagine you're in a car that's a hundred, that's moving a thousand miles an hour and then the car just stops suddenly. You fly through the windshield. That's what everything on the earth would.


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[Assistant] Cause we're moving that fast. And you all have inertia. I think it's centripetal force around the core of the earth. I mean, it would be buildings would fall over. We'd fly through each other.


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[Assistant] I think you'd slow down from, you know, friction on the water or whatever, but you'd be, you're, we're moving a thousand miles an hour.


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[Assistant] Or whatever the speed of rotation of the earth is already. So you would start moving that. Yeah. I mean, it would be.


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[Assistant] You jumped, you'd be good. Well, you're a thousand miles. No, no, no, it's exactly like the elevator. You'd still fly. You're still moving a thousand miles an hour.


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[Assistant] If the train stopped suddenly it'd be a whole different thing.


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[Assistant] I think it slams to the front of the ball, it slams to the front of the train. Because when you throw it up, it's moving at the speed of whatever.


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[Assistant] You're going to get blown a little bit by the wind, but you wouldn't like jump and then go all the way back.


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[Assistant] So if you're listening, what we've got on the table here is a tub full of water and in front of it we've got four different caffeinated beverages. Not necessarily caffeinated, but carbonated. Diet Coke, Coke Zero, regular Coke, and then a Pepsi Wild Cherry. Pepsi Wild Cherry.


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[Assistant] Diet Coke's the same one. All the same one. Well no, even see those two, those two first ones? Basically the same.


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[Assistant] Now I think that the Coke Zero and the Diet Coke are completely suspended.


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[Assistant] If the bucket were deeper, we'd get a better illustration of this. So Brian, why does the diet float in them?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's not polarizing at all. No, no country. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, with the jokes translate rain check, uh, Asia tour. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I know, but with special equipment. Some of them, I mean, some of those dudes are climbing like. Well, that's true, but those, I'm not, I thought he was saying like just the average person could go and just walk up and.


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[Assistant] We were talking beforehand, Dusty not a fan of thriller movies. Likes to be bored.


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[Assistant] I watched, uh, Unforgiven last night. Have you seen that movie? No. Great movie. A lot of talking in that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, 30 year old Clint Eastwood, Western, one best pitcher, but.


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[Assistant] Bounty out to, or uh, reward out to kill the guy who cut her face up. But throughout the movie...


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[Assistant] They just act like it's so like, she was mutilated, she was just, and she just, I mean, she kinda has scratches. She's still pretty.


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[Assistant] Look like that would heal in two or three weeks. And throughout the movie, they're just, uh, can you show her? Yeah, she's right here.


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[Assistant] It's a 25 year old movie, so I had to remind myself of this, but the money he has to get it raised at the end to not get killed, I guess, is $15,000.


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[Assistant] And it just kind of seemed like a little low cause he's going to like these professional poker, like $15,000. And then he goes to his law professor and he's like, 15,000. I can, I could give you 10 and it's just.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's got to get a short amount of time. It just, it seemed like somebody would have just could have had that money to, to loan. But I have a real idea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not, you know, I guess I just thought the people he was asking somebody would have had that.


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[Assistant] Someone posted that The Rock is overrated because he's so big that he takes you out of every movie because you just think about how big he is.


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[Assistant] And I've seen movies where there's no reason he would be that big for the role he's playing.


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[Assistant] But they usually had a reason that that helped them out or why they, I mean, the right plays, you know, sometimes roles where why would you be


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[Assistant] I can see what they're saying. Sometimes he's so big that you just think about how big he is in the whole movie.


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[Assistant] I feel like you look thinner, uh, even when Sprung came out, which was a year ago, we shot that.


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[Assistant] One time Dusty was on a sports talk radio show where they were going to make their picks bet on the point spread.


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[Assistant] And he called me or texted me and said, how does this work? And I tried to, you remember this?


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[Assistant] I could not explain it to me. And I was like, all right, so if Alabama's 28 points favored over Alcorn state or something like that, that means.


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[Assistant] They would just never do that because there's one team always is going to be better. Unless it's a pick-em, like in college football where...


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[Assistant] They can only do that for teams that are truly even matched up. Like if it was Alabama against some, like Vanderbilt, nobody's gonna, everybody's just gonna bet on Alabama.


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[Assistant] Pretty close. Probably like the golf thing, right?


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[Assistant] Well, at least he underbid, so when Price is right, he would have probably won. Maybe that little tail on the B is what?


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm already on a TV show where I'm an inmate. I don't want to be typecast. Come on, guys. There you go. Solid take.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was a little like, you know, Ruth and I watching it and she finally sees it and I got a mask on. That's fun. It is fun.


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[Assistant] Good thing they were at a hospital. That's a good point.


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[Assistant] Alright, uh, we need to try and take care of our minds the way everyone spends the time to take care of their bodies.


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[Assistant] We're all talkers and we know the benefit of getting things out, but there's some things I would not want to share with you guys, but better help. It's confidential. It's online therapy.


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[Assistant] At betterhelp.com slash nate. That's better. H e l p dot com slash nate.


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[Assistant] The only time I ever hunted was in college. I had some buddies that were into coon hunting and they had these dogs and.


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[Assistant] Well anyway, I had this mutt dog and they had these great hunting dogs and I would hang out with these guys.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it really was. But one night, uh, I mean, you do it at night.


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[Assistant] And, uh, one night I wanted to just practice with my dog by myself. So I was in the woods behind my house and I got lost in the woods at night for some time.


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[Assistant] And I finally like came out the back end of these woods and recognized, uh, someone we knew's house pretty far away. And I had a, this is before cell phones or anything. I had to knock on their door like at three in the morning and get them up. And the guy drove me home. Wow.


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[Assistant] No, because we would even usually just tree the tree them and then and then let them go.


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[Assistant] And I mean, Interstate 40 runs pretty close to our house. So my whole life you could hear cars from the interstate even far away, but we were kind of down, got down in a valley and I couldn't hear anything and just got turned around. Did you have a flashlight on? I had a flashlight.


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[Assistant] Because my dog, they had these great dogs that knew what they were doing. My dog was...


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[Assistant] So I wanted to, not with those guys, wanted to go practice with my dog so he could get better, so I could...


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[Assistant] But I couldn't do it again or I'd have just turned around and went back to my house.


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[Assistant] Be on online dating and usually online dating, you have the first name and a picture of her.


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[Assistant] And, but I would always find them online.


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[Assistant] There you go. Because in my mind, the more I knew about them, the more I could impress them on the first day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I went to, uh, Smith College. It's a tiny all-girls school up in upstate, whatever. And I said, uh, wow, yes. And then where Julia Child went, and she goes,


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[Assistant] Yeah, how would you know that? And then I started thinking, how would I know that? And it backfired on me because I looked so weird that I would know something about that, but I'd done all this research on her.


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[Assistant] I mean I'm not as active on dating sites now as I once was, but last I checked it's just first name.


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[Assistant] But on this podcast, we always say, let's don't talk about anything beforehand because it's better just to learn in the moment. And that's.


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[Assistant] What I should have been doing, even on these dates, instead of trying to research and come up with made up answers. Is it your news background?


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[Assistant] The reason college was created, at least in United States, was to train ministers.


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[Assistant] At Yale, if you didn't believe in the Bible, it was a campus crime.


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[Assistant] Uh, so there's a difference between college and university. Maybe I got an old rule book. Yeah.


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[Assistant] There was a guy who faked his way through Harvard. He faked his entry, uh,


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[Assistant] Whatever you gotta do to fill out and he got all the scholarship money because they thought he was so great and he just kept getting other scholarships and he made it to a senior year in Harvard and then he, uh,


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[Assistant] Applied for the Rhodes Scholarship, which is like the biggest one there is.


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[Assistant] And finally somebody noticed something that wasn't right and called him out on it. And then he left Harvard just


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[Assistant] Bolted and then he went, but he didn't stop. Then he tried to, uh, get some scholarships to some other schools and he finally got caught and I think they made him.


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[Assistant] I guess he just, uh, lied about what he got on his ACT or SAT, all that stuff. He just, he just faked it. His name's Adam Wheeler. And I think there's books about him. I think there may be a movie about him, but.


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[Assistant] It was so convincing and he had letters of recommendation and they were really excited to have him and apparently he was smart enough to make it senior year at Harvard.


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[Assistant] I don't know what he's doing these days, but I mean, he was definitely smart enough to fool a lot of people for a long time. He just kept going too much.


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[Assistant] So there's a difference between college and university. College is usually one particular field where universities are more widespread, at least in the United States, different, like there's the college business and things like that. But in England,


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[Assistant] They call college university. I'm going to uni. Uni.


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[Assistant] And there college is like a preparatory for uni. It's more like what, kind of like what we'd call high school.


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[Assistant] I think they do like two years and then when they're 16, they go to college.


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[Assistant] And then they go to uni, and college, or uni is three years there.


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[Assistant] Well, it's even got that. So 90% graduate high school. That's good. Wow. Or get a GED. Sixty. You threw that little one in.


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[Assistant] 61% go to some college, uh, about 37% get a college degree, a bachelor's degree, and then 13% get a master's and 1-2% get a doctorate.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it was just speech. I feel like there was always another word attached to it. I don't remember now.


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[Assistant] But my minor wasn't, I mean, you know, I aren't that different. I majored in mass communications because I wanted to be a sports broadcaster. Yeah, but I never even.


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[Assistant] I know but as far as what our goal was, it was similar.


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[Assistant] Cause you'll have to declare a major till much later. But in England, from what I read, you have to declare a major when you pick your college.


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[Assistant] The, uh, oldest college in the United States is Harvard. 1636. Wow. Wow. But in other countries, much like Oxford University started in 1096.


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[Assistant] Well, most of the oldest colleges in the U.S. are in the Ivy League. Uhm, although William & Mary is second oldest.


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[Assistant] And Penn claims to be the oldest because they said they were the first university. Harvard was a college, but most people say it's Harvard. The largest university, just on actual size. Texas. It's close.


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[Assistant] UCF was number one for a long time, it just dropped to two.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Uh, so the big thing now a lot of kids do is the gap year.


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[Assistant] Malia Obama took a gap year before she went to Harvard and now it's a little bit what you were saying about getting out.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, gap years have really increased since the pandemic. More and more students are doing that.


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[Assistant] And some people take a gap year after college before they get out in the working world, just to, it's their last time to live it up.


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[Assistant] Some people I think backpack somewhere and their job or their goal is to find cheap ways just to live.


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[Assistant] Uh, first college football game was in 1869, Princeton versus Rutgers. Rutgers won six to four.


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[Assistant] Yeah, at the turn of the century, like early 1900s, it was basically kind of like rugby. Let the ball bounce back then. Yeah. There was, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, there was no forward pass, so they just lined up. There was no pads, no helmets. This is before even leather helmets. And they just locked arms and just tried to push the ball ahead like a battering ram. Red rover, red rover. And it was five yards for first down. It was, it got so bad that in 1905, there were 19 deaths.


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[Assistant] 159 serious injuries in college football. Wow. And Theodore Roosevelt, uh, whose son played at Harvard and got hurt, uh, said we gotta do something about this. So they formed what was eventually the NCAA to kind of come up with some rules for safety. And the next year, that's when the Ford pass came in to play.


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[Assistant] But I mean, even the rules were, passes that cross the goal line resulted in a touchback to the other team. The pass went out of bounds, the other team gets the ball there.


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[Assistant] If the pass hits the ground without being touched, it's a turnover.


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[Assistant] And they were still having deaths, like the next year, 11 deaths. I mean, the guys were just dying. So they finally kept changing the rules to spread it out where passing became a real thing.


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[Assistant] Up until 1936, there was no polls. So teams, schools could just claim a national championship. So Vanderbilt has two national championships. 1921, 1922.


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[Assistant] No one calls it, but it's legit. One of the years was the day, the game they dedicated Deadly Field. That was one of their ties, zero to zero. Not exciting, not exciting game.


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[Assistant] Since the poll era, from 1936, Alabama has the most national championships. Notre Dame second.


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[Assistant] Alright, so some people have, uh, lied on their college resume and been caught about it. The most memorable is one of Notre Dame's coaches.


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[Assistant] Joe, George O'Leary was hired in Notre Dame in 2001, lied about his college background.


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[Assistant] They did a story on him where he, I think he said he went to the University of New Hampshire to play football. They called his old school. They're like, he never played here. Five days later, he had to resign or got fired.


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[Assistant] That was like recent? 2001? Wow.


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[Assistant] I'm with, uh, Henry Cho at the Palace Theater in Crossville, Tennessee on Saturday. I hope to check out the Bucky's. It's the first one there. And then I'm at New Vision, uh, church in Murfreesboro on Sunday.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear, welcome to the NateLand podcast. I'm Nate Barghetti, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber, uh, Dusty Sly.


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[Assistant] Uh, final episode of the year for us to be recording, we will have a best of air the last week of January. Last week of the year? I mean, last week of the year, December. And then, uh, we'll be back January 3rd, uh, which is, or whatever that Wednesday. Yeah. But first year will be.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, it's, uh, yeaah, it's awesome. Uh, and, uh, speaking of which, talk about my special, uh, Amazon, uh, January 31st. It'll be on Amazon, take to the Phoenix Celebrity Theater in the round. Uh, very excited, uh, very excited. Uh, hello world.


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[Assistant] Is the name. Uh, which I do have. Will you get her to get my phone again?


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[Assistant] And I won't send you yet, because I can talk about the, uh, the name. Uh, the name of the special. And, uh, you know, I know some people asked about, uh, uh, Amazon, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, let me send you this, uh, photo. Uh, people asked about, uh, Amazon and, uh, can I do AirDrop? Is that what you?


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[Assistant] If you want Aaron's MacBook Pro, you can text it to me.


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[Assistant] Whatever pops up. So, don't put it up there yet. I'll explain the name.


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[Assistant] I'll, I'll get on it. And so that was important to me with this one is I've never owned this special.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, my album, yelled at by a clown, but then past that, you don't own it. So I w I wanted to own this one. So that was a big thing. And Amazon is getting into the standup game. They did Gaffkins a while ago and then, uh,


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[Assistant] I think they're trying to make a, you know, hopefully, uh, more of a push in Amazon. I'm a giant Prime video fan. I watch.


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[Assistant] Probably, I'm not just saying it cause I, I, truly that's what I watch now.


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[Assistant] And, uh, but I still watch Netflix. Netflix has changed my life. Uh, so it's, it has nothing to do with that, but it's, it's fun for me for that reason. Uh, and I'm excited for this, uh, yeaah, this special coming out. Uh, and we did, uh, the name of Hello World.


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[Assistant] Is, uh, I was just trying to like, you know, I don't ever have the specials, they're, they've all been kind of, uh,


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[Assistant] Like the Tennessee Kid or the Great South American or it's, it's, it's kind of a broad


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[Assistant] description and, uh, of, of those and, uh, full-time magic and yelled at by clown were both from a joke, I said, but the ones that I've done since then, Tennessee kid and the greatest average American were just the other names. And so this one, uh, I liked hello world just, I don't know. It's, uh,


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[Assistant] I think it was pleasant. I wanted to, you know, just be like when you look at it, it's, it's, uh, it's, it's, it was nice. It's a nice greeting.


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[Assistant] So it's like you want to be like, well, I'm hoping this special is like that for people to watch it. Like it's something that's pleasant. That's not, you know, uh, it's just, you know, dumb, funny. It's not goodbye world. It's not goodbye world. It's hello world. It's nice. And, uh, it's also a nod to Tiger Woods who, uh, uh,


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[Assistant] He said it, and this isn't really, Hello World was, I'm hoping that all the specials have been big. I'll be, I'm interested to see what this one does. It's hopefully, you know, as we've started moving into doing Bridgestone Arena, we started doing some bigger places. Like this could be one that, and going to a new place and Amazon's doing this and Amazon,


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[Assistant] They did, they liked the name Hello World. It's kind of just like, all right, here's a new, like next kind of phase. Let's see where we go from this.


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[Assistant] Uh, and so, but the fun add to that is Tiger Woods said that when he turned pro.


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[Assistant] Uh, when he was 18, he said, I guess, hello world. And I got to meet Tiger Woods. I got to meet him.


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[Assistant] And that's, uh, was the best. That was the day, that was when I was like, well, we're definitely calling it Hello World now. I did a, uh, and I didn't post about this, but I did a, uh,


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[Assistant] Like some private thing for like the PGA something. And so Tiger and Rory, uh, were there and they did like an interview at the beginning. So they were, I didn't know they were going to be there when I first took the gig. And then they, like a week before they were like, Hey, Tiger and Rory is coming to speak. And I mean, I was like, are you kidding me, dude? And so.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's a few others I would like to meet, but it's like, Tiger's the, he's number one.


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[Assistant] And so I was like, well, that's crazy. And then so I go, uh, I do the show then I was waiting. I was like, you know, I was there very early and, uh,


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[Assistant] It was at the Breakers in, uh, West Palm Beach and, uh, so we do the show. I'm waiting in the green room and then she goes, all right, we have Tiger for you. And I was like, oh man. And so Tiger's about to go in this room and like, it's, it was like for something, like it was, you know, I don't know, a bunch of executives, something. And, uh,


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[Assistant] So, uh, I get to go talk to him beforehand, and I told him I'm naming this special, special, uh, it wasn't, I wasn't confirmed naming it that, but then I was like, I'm gonna name it Hello World, which is a nod to him.


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[Assistant] Uh, and I'm not trying to compare myself to Todd. I really just was trying to think of something that's nice and like something that's positive and something that I wanted it to be like very open and welcoming to be like.


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[Assistant] I'm just trying to have fun. I don't take myself this serious, but, uh, it's, he also said that, which is also what made me, I always loved that when he said, I guess, hello world, like his, uh, first introduction. Did he have a reaction to that?


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[Assistant] So it was, he was, uh, very cool about it. Was awesome. Was the, I mean, the best. It was exactly everything you wanted it to be. Yeah. And I, and I think I met him at the right time. I don't know if it would have been a while ago. Uh, you know, sometimes life seems happy.


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[Assistant] I don't know what I was doing. They just took that picture.


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[Assistant] And he, he was, he told me about his first time he was on Fallon. Cause I said I was a comedian. And I was like, I'm a comedian on the show. And he goes, he goes, we gotta go up after you.


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[Assistant] And I was like, no, no, I'm like, I'm on when they're cleaning up in the middle of the night. I was like, they, cause they went up and they talked and then they left immediately. And then I did not get to meet Rory. Rory came up at the very end next to Tiger and I was like, Tiger was telling about found and then I would have liked to meet Rory, but it was, uh,


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[Assistant] Rory was just standing there and then that was about when they go alright, they needed them to go in. So I didn't get to say anything, I didn't...


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[Assistant] I'm not Tiger. Give me a second. Yeah. I'm like, I'm just happy that I'm even here. And so then they go in the room and then they start talking to the execs. And I mean, dude, Tiger is like, the most fun was just like, you could, if he like, he could sit at this table and we could just talk about stuff. That's what it honestly felt like.


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[Assistant] And, uh, he, which if he comes, Dusty, you might be.


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[Assistant] I'll be honest, I'll get rid of everybody. If Tiger Woods wants to do this podcast, everybody's going. I get it. And, uh, I'll leave.


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[Assistant] He was, he was super fun and he just was like so.


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[Assistant] Charming and like, I saw, I sat in the back of the room and watched him walk around and talk to everybody. And I mean, he just gave everybody time and like, it was very, very cool to see. And then he went up there and they interviewed him. They were talking about, you know, just in the past, like just doing a, uh, you know, they had a, uh, guy asking questions and.


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[Assistant] He even talked about a joke about a senior tour. There's some senior tour guys there that run it. And he's like, I mean, he goes, I can have a cart when I go out with you guys, right? He's like pointing at them and they were like, ah, and like, he was, you know, like just like very fun. Work in the room. Work in the room. And, uh,


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[Assistant] So it was cool. I don't know. I'm hoping he'll remember that I said that I'm naming this special. I'm like, I named it after you. It's a kind of aggressive thing, but it's, uh, it was unreal to get to meet him. And, uh, and that's where, and so that, that is part of where the name came from. It's a little nod to golf. I've got a golf story in it, uh, and, uh, and it's a pleasant name.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's great, man. And that's why congrats. Well, thanks. Exciting. That's why we're at Ames. So we were asking.


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[Assistant] Welcome to Amazon. Amazon credit. I'll take it. Uh, yeah. It shows you, I didn't see you a few times. It'd be fun if people can figure out before and after the enough.


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[Assistant] Uh, I tried to glance at it. I think I could probably have a window of it. I could point out the guy that I did it to. Yeah. So when it comes out and then people watch it, we'll let them see, see if they can, if I wonder if people can figure out.


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[Assistant] The before, A, you gotta pick the guy. Cause I think I did point to the guy and I was not, it wasn't the guy I thought. And so.


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[Assistant] You see Aaron move, Aaron just walks on the third row. He just is, the whole time he's just circles. And just with a shirt that says enough and he just walks up to it at points.


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[Assistant] Enough. People ask me about that. Yeaah. We should. Do you tell them enough? Yeaah. I've heard that enough. Uh, yeaah. So, it's uh, yeaah. Super pumped. Uh, super excited. January 31st. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. You never know. You always get nervous.


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[Assistant] Because then you're like, before you, when I was doing this material, you're like, this, I was like, I'm very happy with this material. I really, really like it. And then you tape it and then you're like, ah man, man, I stink dude. Like, you know, you're like, I don't, this might be the worst.


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[Assistant] And, uh, but you always just, I mean, I think it's good to have those feelings, but it's, uh, I am very excited about it. So we're seeing, I met Tiger. Worst case, worst case, maybe he watches. So great, man. If I can get just Tiger to give it a go. He goes, I've tried. He goes, I tried to make it through it. Hey, that's fair, man. Just one view, but you're like,


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah, so there's, there's that, uh, I think that's it, right?


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[Assistant] Alright, so, uh, yeaah, we are pre-recording this one, so I like to let people keep it consistent, they always know.


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[Assistant] To keep up the good work, for as the good book says, the meek shall inherit the earth. Keep up the good work.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, but it'd be a bunch of you meeks. Yeah, very meek. And then one of you are going to try to rise to the top and become a mock. Is a meek an animal too? A mink? Like M-I-N-K?


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[Assistant] Well, meek is technically an animal. It's a bunch of animals gonna take the earth.


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[Assistant] What does it mean? Not strong.


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[Assistant] They tell you, they, uh, the meek inherits the earth until someone comes, give me that earth. And they go, all right, yeah, you have it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, yeah. So, and we mean that. I mean it. I think us three mean it. I don't know about Brian.


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[Assistant] Brian answers all the emails. That's all this stuff he responds to. That's, it's a giant task.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, they're just calling his house phone. They have texted me. He goes, have they? That's funny. How do they have your number? It's out there. It's on my website. It still is?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what people love. Uh, comments come from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Apple Podcast Reviews, naiteland at naitbargetzi.com are just text prime.


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[Assistant] That's what it said. I read it word for word. Well, alright. No, don't, they don't, don't text them. It's a lot.


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[Assistant] But you've spawned all these. It's a ton. We've grown to be, a lot of people were spawned. It's a lot.


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[Assistant] And we, uh, yeah. Uh, so you do a great job. Thank you. Uh, I think people would like it if you were more, uh, what's the word?


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[Assistant] Or in condescending. It could be the most. If you were descending. Pro-descending. Pro-descending. Yeah. Yeah. Your condescending means something, up to something.


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[Assistant] Condescension, that's when, uh, water is underneath them. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Nathan Long, as a long time listener, I was totally against...


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[Assistant] Dusty joining the crew, alright? So far I'm in.


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[Assistant] He's going to screw it all up. How can you not believe in dinosaurs? As the arrival of Dusty ruined one of the few great things I have going in my life. Fast forward today and Dusty is one of my favorite comedians. Long live Dusty. Alright.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It will be complete. You guys are going to be real close. Yeah. Dusty and Nathan could hang out and just kind of get these dinosaurs.


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[Assistant] It'd be like dragon versus King Kong would be like. I guess dragon versus giant gorilla is not as fun, is it? It's not as, yeah. That's like one, yeah, that's like when you watch like a YouTube, you're watching like a bear and a rhino fight. Right. Dragon versus giant gorilla. You're like, oh, I wonder who'd win that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Wendy Johnson, Nate, after watching you perform so many times, I was wondering if you purposely use body language and gestures when performing. In one special, you straighten and smooth down your jacket a bunch of times. And in many shows, you stand with your heels together in a V.


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[Assistant] Do comedians incorporate stuff like this in their acts as part of their style when performing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. You kind of just naturally do what you do. And so whatever's come through, I mean, I know I put my hand behind my back.


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[Assistant] I've always stood with that beat. Yeah. Just cause I've just always done that. I've learned now, like I, cause I'll shuffle a little bit on, on cause it's, uh,


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[Assistant] And like I'll kick the back of my heels. Like I do, I just can feel myself do like some weird stuff. And you know, sometimes you could maybe make a movement for like when there's a punch line or you do something, uh.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it's like on, it's not, it's, it's without realizing you're really doing it.


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[Assistant] I got nothing. I'm afraid to have it too far away from me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wish I could do, like I even, this weekend I was trying to, cause it's like trying to do, or I think it was this weekend, we tried to do new and old stuff, and uh, it's like, you have a mix, and so some, when I was doing the old stuff I did think, I was like, let me try to,


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[Assistant] I know it seems like I go slow, but in my head I'm flying.


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[Assistant] And I don't think I'm, I think I'm like, weirdly, it's like slow fast. Like I talk slow, but like, the jokes are, there's a joke, I'm trying to make you laugh almost the whole time.


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[Assistant] But in this weekend, I tried to like, I was like, I mean, the old jokes that I, you know, have the rhythms of and I know, and I was like, maybe I'll try to like, like slow down. I'm still trying to learn like to get more comfortable on stage and, uh.


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[Assistant] Cause I, I mean, I get very much in the, you don't, you're like comfortable in your thing. And if you get out of it, like Chappelle, like when you watch Chappelle, it is crazy.


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[Assistant] He can just like walk around, even the video of him bringing Elon on stage, which came out, if you're watching this, it was like a week before. And if something happened, I've just seen.


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[Assistant] But even, like, I was just watching that, the comfortableness of, like, Chappelle just stands and just can just sit and quiet.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, he's talking like you would be talking here, I guess. But it's, I was like, man.


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[Assistant] Not saying I want to do that, but it's like I need to learn how to have some of that. I think.


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[Assistant] And so I was trying to do it this weekend, like a little bit with some of the jokes, but it's like the rhythm is already set, so it's kind of hard to do it. And then I feel like the laughs aren't what I want them to be, like they weren't what I thought they are if I don't do that.


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[Assistant] And, you know, when you're doing a joke, you always find the timing and the rhythm. It's all, it's, uh, rhythm is a very, very big thing in comedy.


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[Assistant] It's the, I mean, it's the most. Like, it's how, I mean, the joke needs to be funny, but how, the rhythm of how it's delivered is...


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[Assistant] You can get out of sync with it and sometimes you gotta stop and be like, all right, let me.


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[Assistant] Let me kind of reset. I need to get like, cause you're just trying to find, cause you can get the groove and be like, and that's why when you do.


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[Assistant] You do so many shows of the same, that's how long it takes to find the rhythm. And I still don't know if I know what I'm doing, but it's, I know I don't know what I'm doing, but it's like, you know what you're doing, but it's like, you just.


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[Assistant] It's, yeah, it's interesting to find, you get like, Holly, how do I get that comfortable and, and, and be able to just.


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[Assistant] You know, be up there, even if I was, if you could be up there, like, you know, people that talk to the crowd, like, even though, like, I'm not a giant crowd work fan, but it is, like, the tool of that is not a bad thing to know how, I don't think you should do it and rely on it and that be the thing, but,


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[Assistant] Having the tool of it's not bad to be able to just be up there and have the pressure of like, Oh, I got to think of something to say to these people. Like if you had to walk on stage and was like, well, you need to start talking about something. Like what would you like? I think I would panic.


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[Assistant] I could, you know, I could kinda talk, like I would just, I would be like, I like to know where I'm going.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, I do think rhythm is a big thing. If you can figure out your rhythm and then you can, you know.


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[Assistant] And you do figure it out over time, but I don't know if you ever really just know it. It's just like being confident.


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[Assistant] Like Chappelle is just the most confident person up there. He's the most confident person in the room.


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[Assistant] It's, and it's even another level of comments and maybe that's even like a notoriety thing or a faint, like you're like.


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[Assistant] You know, it's like, you could, uh, like even when I go up, even though if you're there and you know, everybody knows you, you always feel like, why do they know me? Or like, you feel like everybody, you're like, ah, they might be here for just because they're here. I don't, you know, who am I to assume? But then if you're so famous, like maybe you do get a little, you know.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Or maybe it's over time. Maybe it's years. Made something like anything. You don't, it's, it's, it, you gotta be old to figure stuff out. It's crazy.


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[Assistant] Experience. Uh, Corey Crowley. My cousin visited with my aunt and uncle for Christmas and brought her dog. The dog apparently pooped behind the TV when everyone was gone. A week later they were having problems with their cable and had to call Comcast. The cable guy got behind the TV, paused and asked my uncle, do you have a dog? To which my uncle responded, no we don't.


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[Assistant] Two is like, if you're the cable guy, you're just like, alright. They're saying no. Looks like dog poop.


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[Assistant] Maybe it's something else. If it is something else, do I want to be, how long do I want to be? Let me just hammer this out and get out of this house.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You better hope to God it's from a dog. That's the best case scenario. Mike Monaco. I live in Concord, New Hampshire, where


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[Assistant] Krista McAuliffe is buried. I was at a bar, who's that? She's the challenger, the teacher. Oh yes.


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[Assistant] I was at a bar and I saw a stack of dirty pennies by the register. I asked about them and the bartender said that a homeless guy came in for a drink and left the pennies as a tip.


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[Assistant] Yea, a lot of that. It is, yea, is that a thing to put pennies on a grave?


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[Assistant] Wow, but then it's like after Memorial Day, all the coins that are left at the graves in national and state cemeteries are collected and applied towards maintaining the cemeteries and paying the burial cost of indigent veterans.


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[Assistant] I don't think so. I don't think you can. Like cause then it's like, oh, it's like legendary. Yeah. That, you know.


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[Assistant] Like Oscar the Groucher. Well, it's like you want to go, and then why would you not just make a smaller big bird thing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't know how you'd even have the equi- I mean, the fact that they're like, ah, we can't put the stuff on them. And that energy just stopped there.


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[Assistant] You know, not normal person that can shrink up. Like, it's just a big belly. He's like our own real life Chewbacca.


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[Assistant] It's like, wait I can call Sesame Street and call, you're nasty, you can call anybody you want to call. Hello? Big bird there?


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[Assistant] Ended clear. I had a stunning experience when I was 12 or 13. My father had brought, had bought some property in the Sierra foothills not far from Bass Lake and was planning to develop it. As we rounded the corner onto the property there was what I later found out was a Bigfoot going through our garbage pile.


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[Assistant] I am pretty skeptical and pragmatic person so I seldom tell people about my Bigfoot adventure unless I've known them for a long time. I do not want someone looking at me like I'm crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, like I'm a crazy flake, but I wanted to let Nate know that he is right. They do exist. See? See what I'm talking about, man? I don't believe it. Seems like it makes sense.


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[Assistant] I like it. They're caves around Baselight? Uh, probably. Probably. More than likely.


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[Assistant] Canadian folk here, it seems Wendy's, it seems Wendy's in Canada is doing a campaign promoting cold ketchup saying,


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[Assistant] Like you can ask and yeah, I don't, I, there's, I don't think it's different ketchup, but they're just like, we'll keep this one in the refrigerator.


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[Assistant] Yeah, same ketchup, now colder. Cause some people are like, oh, I like that. You might be in the mood for cold ketchup.


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[Assistant] I wanted to stop at Aux. Internet's lagging. We'll never know.


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[Assistant] First half French, second half English. Alright. Figured I'd open with French.


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[Assistant] Douglas Robinson, of all the misinformation on this show, I finally reached my tipping point. The Astros never wore buzzers, according to the official MLB investigation. That was a theory floated by the Twitter user named John Boyd, who got duped by someone claiming to be Carlos Beltran's niece.


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[Assistant] Beltran, remember, being the guy who came from the Yankee organization, saw how little the Astros were cheating, can prepare


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[Assistant] We're cheating compared to where he had just been and showed them how to cheat.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he broke, but he broke the record that everybody's like, uh, he broke it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Like it's the record that people would argue that's the only record that matters, you know.


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[Assistant] I was excited. They would cut in and I was like, I liked seeing it, him going for it and it was kind of fun, but it was, you got so much going on now, but they didn't also, they, you know, they kind of messed it up. It was like when


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[Assistant] If Aaron Judge went after the 74, like whatever, if he was, if he was breaking bonds, I think the whole world's tuned into that. Oh, I do too.


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[Assistant] But it's, it's, it also just doesn't, they would have tuned into this, but it's like, I mean, no one, you know.


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[Assistant] I like cutting. I mean, it's a big thing, so, uh, but it makes it fun. You're like, ooh, I don't got to do anything. It's like, I just trust, I'm going to see only when he bats. Yeah. You know, but I'm sure you want to see those second and third down.


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[Assistant] Can you see two runs in a punt? You're like, huh, what's the history's being made over on Fox? Just annoyed that you're like, oh gosh.


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[Assistant] It goes, well, what did he do? Did he run it or did he, he ran? He's poor punning. Okay. Uh, Adriana Nides.


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[Assistant] Uh, how did Aaron and Lucy end up together? I know he's never told that story and I'm so curious to hear how they started dating. Was it a local club she works at or did he meet her while on the road?


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[Assistant] I mean, how'd you want me to tell that? Nah, that's what you told them.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's a fairytale. Becca... Gee.


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[Assistant] Nate was saying for an opener not to do crowd work. Wait, Nate was saying for an opener not to do crowd work. Is there a reason not to do crowd work? Does it just get out of hand? Do y'all not like it? Also, Dusty has been a great addition to the pod, even though I wasn't sure about him at first. There's a trend going on. You're converting people.


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[Assistant] Now I don't. Uh, no, I mean, like this week, Julian McCullough comes out with me. He always does some crowd work, uh, up top and it does good. Uh.


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[Assistant] I don't mind it completely, but it's like, if you're, when you're doing the whole, if the whole show is like doing crowd work, it's cause then you got prepared material and sometimes it's more of a,


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[Assistant] You don't always want to follow, like it depends, A, who's doing the crowd work. And then, uh, if you have to follow it, if the crowd doesn't know who you are, then it's hard to sometimes.


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[Assistant] Cause then you get them excited, you get them like, you know, the crowd's like yelling and you get them all talking and you just kind of set the mood to be like, Oh, is this what it's going to be all night? It's like, we just get a yell back and all this stuff. And then you're like, well, I'm just trying to tell jokes. And then you're like, well, I got to maybe possibly deal with a rowdy crowd. Cause now you've kind of like, the tone has been set.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the main reason. It kind of depends on the act. And then, uh, you know, if a headliner does crowd work, then he definitely doesn't want to.


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[Assistant] So, uh, but I'm, yeah, I, I, I just do my act and so, uh, like I said, but.


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[Assistant] It's not, it's a good tool to have, to be able to know how to do that, but I think, I think if you're a comic, I think your best bet is to, you're gonna have to have an act.


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[Assistant] And we'll be flying up from Glasgow, especially for this. Should we hold off from watching the special? Will it be the same show? If so, we'd rather wait to see it live for the first time.


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[Assistant] Uh, so when I come out to London, uh, that's in March, I think. So, especially in January. I mean, so the beef, you know, people ask a lot about the tour names and stuff like that too, like the Rain Check Tour. So the special is, uh,


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[Assistant] The special is going to be the rain check, what I did on the rain check tour. But, I mean, it, you know, depending on when you saw it and where you saw it, it could be some stuff not in it, some stuff that's been put in it.


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[Assistant] You know, it changes, like, so, tour name, it's, it's like, the be funny tour is to be like, alright, the rain check one is over, uh,


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[Assistant] Right now if you see me even right now like this way I'm doing it's like it's a kind of a mix of.


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[Assistant] What will be on the special and what will in the new stuff?


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[Assistant] Uh, but in comedy, it's like when I get to the Be Funny tour, the plan is to be...


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[Assistant] Your hope is that I want to have to be turned over.


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[Assistant] By then it would be, you can come to the show. You can watch the special when you come to the show. I would tell anybody you can watch the special when you come to the show. Right now I already have, I can do roughly 30 minutes, that's new.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, so I'm hoping the special doesn't air for, uh,


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[Assistant] Another month and a half. Yeah, like a month and a half. So once it comes out, like, you know, I mean, worst case it's like right when it comes out, maybe I'll have to do a couple of jokes from that special.


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[Assistant] Uh, maybe I'll have all new, I'll have to see. But it's, it's, it's not as like, like, I know music is, it's, it's like they, what, they release an album, right? And it's like, we're touring with this album. And so you're going to go watch this album. Comedy is kind of the opposite.


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[Assistant] As you tour with the material, the special comes out, and then the next tour is new material, cause we, ours is built off surprise, obviously. So, uh.


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[Assistant] It's, so you're, the, the Be Funny tour, which starts in June.


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[Assistant] Starts in January and the tours just almost never feel like they start, like they kind of came together. But it's, uh, so the Be Funny Tour is like, well I'll be.


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[Assistant] I think if you go, yeaah, I mean in comedy, it's just, it depends on when they catch ya, but, like if someone saw me, I went to...


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[Assistant] Uh, Mobile, Alabama at the beginning of the Rain Check Tour and the end of the Rain Check Tour. And I would say they were, they had to be pretty different.


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[Assistant] And that was technically the same tour.


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[Assistant] But it's, by then it would change. Comedy kinda changes like that. Now if you see me, there's a long stretch where I am, you're seeing some of the main jokes and some of the, some stuff. But there's a lot of people that come to multiple shows on a tour and like, there's a little stuff that changes.


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[Assistant] When you're about to get up to the special, you're kind of like, yeaah, we're locked and loaded, like, uh, but yeaah, I should be, I'm kind of new material now, so it's, uh,


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[Assistant] Just to fill the, fill the time. That's true. With a guitar. Maybe a crowd with a guitar. That'd help.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeaah. And we have, and look when they come out too, we have like, Bridgestone's gonna, uh, is us three, uh, and my dad will be on that show.


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[Assistant] So, and then I usually have two comics on a show, uh, when I come out. And so people always, when you see, uh, see that, you know, I want you to see some of these comics. I like the idea of building this. It's the world that this Nate Lane world that we're building, uh, hello world, hello world. It's kind of like, you know, it's, I don't, there's, you know, I know kids come to the show is it's, I, it's, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, it's not like we're doing comedy for kids. It's, but it's, you know, you want to be, you be able to come and see some of these other comics.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, with me, there'd be, with me, if they're on my show or if I do this special, they would be clean. Uh, I can't always promise it's going to be like that if they do their own. I don't know, but it's like, you know, it's like, you're just trying to introduce a lot of comedy to a lot of people that I think.


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[Assistant] Some are nervous to watch it because if they feel stuff's too dirty or if you don't watch stuff with your fam, like you want to be able to...


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[Assistant] Everybody can, the idea of it is everybody can do it. Is it going to be for everybody? Is everything going to work out perfectly? I'd know, but it's the, the, the idea is there. Hello world.


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[Assistant] Hello world. Aggressively. Aggressively. Hello Newman.


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[Assistant] I'm very meek. Well, that's what they do, the meek until you get the earth. And then they go crazy. No, you gotta go and get checked up with other people.


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[Assistant] Because we're so meek. We don't speak up. And did y'all separate after that?


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[Assistant] The one I thought in Guam, like I think was even...


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[Assistant] You think Rudolph? Yeah, uh, Bono Suman's in Rudolph. So it's like, uh, Bigfoot, you know, but I mean, I would imagine it's just the same thing. Yeti's a great name though.


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[Assistant] People believe in a Yeti more than they would if you referred to it as abominable. What does abominable mean? Abominable. Abominable. Inestimable. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But I mean, I would think, so you're saying like he would be harder to find. That's what I think. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's got to blend in in the snow. He's got the mountains in the snow, but no one's going up there.


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[Assistant] So that's the big thing about snowman is like, he's just, he's out there and I mean, were there any animals that live with that? Like.


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[Assistant] When you see those things walk on the side of a mountain, you're like, be careful. Oh yeaah. Like how do you, how could you even be a parent of a ram without just like every day being like, ahhh.


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[Assistant] Is there not one of them that's not afraid of heights that's just like, I don't know, I'm gonna hang back dude. Like what is on that side of the mountain?


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[Assistant] And they're just hopping around up there and you're like, why, what's wrong with the ground?


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[Assistant] Why are they on the side of a mountain? I think they get up there and eat, I don't know, they just get up there and eat plants. Do they not know that there's more plants behind them on flat ground?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how they even last. How could you?


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[Assistant] You know, you would think they would just be falling every day. Every day they would be falling.


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[Assistant] They do fall sometimes. See how it says they don't fall. Cause it's, I don't, it doesn't make sense that they're just.


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[Assistant] And I'm going to fight you right here. He goes, it doesn't logically, this is stupid. One of us will fall.


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[Assistant] There's a five year old boy up there. You're like, well, what is he doing up there? He's trying to fight. Yeah. Yeah, it's, it's.


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[Assistant] Well, I thought like, I thought I read some of this is, uh, yeaah, the cocaine bear is gonna be, uh.


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[Assistant] Check out the fun wall. Oh, y'all will be there? Yeah. Oh, so you can go see this bear. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. Hey bear. Hey bear.


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[Assistant] Oh, this was Ray Liotta's last movie. Yeah. So that's why, that's also why it was.


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[Assistant] Tell you what, the Egyptians, I mean, why do you follow that? That's true.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. Speed it up. Yeah. You think, where do you think you would have ended up? I think I'd be.


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[Assistant] But if there, if you're an Egyptian too, I would have probably been like, I'm going to go, y'all go, I'm going to be coming. And I would let them go and be like, we ain't going to make it. How far is the red seat? Pretty far. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Let's carry a boat, just to be safe. Just to be safe. I think some of us should carry a boat.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, cause I've been in the top of that. It's not my, uh, arch to arch, I would say. 630 feet high. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] A little over 100 yards? Uh, a little over 100 yards. I would say more than 100 yards. And I'll say, uh, what is, uh, 300 yards?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I almost, I was gonna say, it's gotta, it's just like, damn.


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[Assistant] They're going to just end up like that. They just go like, ah, we don't need.


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[Assistant] We got a system in place. We're just trying to.


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[Assistant] You know, you're, uh, you on that TV show? He goes, yeah. Uh, yeah. This is, I mean, you make money, dude. I swear. It's, it's, it's a spiral cause you just don't, it's, it's, and that's what I think happens there, buddy. I, and I truly believe they just get.


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[Assistant] On another planet and you just don't, you're not talking to anybody that's, you end up being so crazy and if you, if you can't constantly remind yourself.


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[Assistant] You just, you start floating away. And then you, and then you, and this is the extreme version. I would imagine, and look, I'm not saying he's, maybe there's something that he's right. I don't know. And then good for him. Like, I guess, I don't know. I don't know what it is, but.


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[Assistant] My first instinct is to be like, well, you're gone. Yes.


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[Assistant] And then we, then you can maybe listen to, but if you're presenting it to like change, we got to go change all these books and the system that we have, then.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, uh, I, I would bet I'd lean on the fact that it's, uh, yeah, these, they're, they're just gone and it's, it's, you know, and they've talked about this forever and then people just go, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you, and you, and slowly it's only the people that are willing to listen to you that are around you.


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[Assistant] And I think when people think that someone's got money, maybe this dude's super smart, I don't know.


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[Assistant] He's probably super smart, but he's definitely God. He knows a lot of big words. I think there's a lot of that. I think more people know big words than they are super smart. And if you use big words, everybody just assumes you're super smart.


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[Assistant] 17. And then, so would you go to 1 plus 7?


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[Assistant] So like just saying, wait, are they always three or are they always just the same number?


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[Assistant] Uh, I think I just, that's how I, that's how I would add something. Like it's, you know, like 73 plus 12 is like, I'd go 83, 85.


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[Assistant] So I just go 73, 10 is 83, then I add the 2 is 85. Yeah. So like that's just how I think. So yeah, I've made fun of Common Core and I mean, it could be the best thing I've ever been part of.


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[Assistant] But I think it's like hard to, I don't know what they're doing, but that's, that's just how I add. I just started adding like that on my own. They gave me their


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[Assistant] Yeah. We're post, if, if people watch this, we're, have you do one when we get done in the day the thing comes out, we can post it on like a story. And so then you could explain it. So it's like, if someone's listening to this and they're, it's hard to be like, well, what has happened? And they could go to, you can go and.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like everything kind of works perfectly. I mean, that's what's crazy is like the world is like, uh, you know, someone believing in God is like, you're like, well, everything's too perfect.


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[Assistant] Yes. Everything's perfect. Yes. Where it's like even, it could be weird. It's something like that. That's like, yeah, just, it all kind of makes sense.


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[Assistant] Like the numbers never lie. That's right. But what science would.


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[Assistant] So you go there in Hong Kong if you want stuff.


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[Assistant] I wonder what's like, what's the cheapest thing that goes at Christie's?


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[Assistant] No, but I mean like, if someone wants that watch, can they bid for it there?


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[Assistant] On the right, far right. Cause if you click on uh, Christie's, you know, it's like if you wanted to buy this. Well this is like a class right here. Oh, okay.


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[Assistant] That's what I think. Like they, you know, cause they're like, well, we already, it's, it's just like a pain. It's annoying. Yes. To be like, ugh.


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[Assistant] I would think you would be like, you'd be like, wow, that's what's awesome though. Right. Like you're just out of nowhere, you're like, man.


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[Assistant] What do you think if you have the T-Rex and you buy it and you put it at your house?


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[Assistant] Like, you think you ever have, you get so used to it that you have people over and then...


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[Assistant] At the end of it, someone's like, you know they have a T-Rex here, and he's like, ah.


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[Assistant] The hallways, the rib cage. You would need to have it just be out. Yeah. So you just remember every day. Yeah. Cause otherwise you would forget.


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[Assistant] You know, you just would be like, oh yeah, yeah. Oh, this whole thing? Yeah. That's shin.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Stan's cousin, Donator's had cousins. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They got in there and they put a stop to this.


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[Assistant] There's no way it's not. Yeah. They're like a competitor who you compete with. You go, who is it? Is it Francisco's? They do tigers. Why does it matter?


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[Assistant] Yeah, personal responsibility is basically gone now. And then they're, it's like, and that's, but that's what they, that's what they probably want. I'm sure they pay this because it's, I'd rather have that customer be so dependent on me than be like too bad.


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[Assistant] Cause then you're on your own. And so like now that person is like, Oh, so it's like.


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[Assistant] You can just sue them if they're wrong and I bet there's enough those cases that it's like, you know, it's, I wonder if it is, it's better to be like, yeah, that means you're so dependent on me. You can't even, like, operate as a regular person.


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[Assistant] And so just be, you're, you're just so reliant on me. So then you're like, and now, cause there's no more just like, yeah, don't do that.


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[Assistant] You're going to get hurt. Like it's like, well, it's not set up and I should have thought, and you're like, no, no, no, you should have, she get like, like that's the old, you know, it used to be like, yeah, yeah, you run into that. It's going to hurt. Yeah. You get hit by a car. Of course.


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[Assistant] I did not play it at Augusta, I played Sage Valley, which is the next Augusta. But, uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's been good for you. I think you, uh, have looked the best. I think you look better than you ever did.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's big. I think the numbers will be big on that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It looks like he has less hair.


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[Assistant] I would like to see, I think in like two years, you're on this podcast, you're full set of hair.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, we predict everybody listening, you are gonna have a great 2023. Uh, you know.


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[Assistant] Everybody that does listen and you come to these shows and you support all of us, none of that is lost on us. We are here because of you and we appreciate that. You're awesome.


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[Assistant] If you come, I mean, I can't tell you enough, all the people that come to shows, the, the comics that I bring out and they talk about the crowd that I get a performing every night, how great that crowd is and how nice everybody is. And, uh, the fact that, you know, that's exactly what I wanted.


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[Assistant] To, uh, you want to perform in front of just, just, you know, everybody's great. I truly believe the majority, the entire, basically the entire world is awesome people. And so those are the people that come.


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[Assistant] That's all created because you guys are awesome. And, uh, and so that makes it, you know, wonderful. And it makes it easy to perform in front of, and it makes it, uh, it's exciting and it's fun to get to go out in front of you guys. And, uh, so none of that will ever be lost on me.


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[Assistant] So, we can't thank you enough for that and coming to all this stuff. So, yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's it, I think. Yeah. Uh, we will have a best of next week. Uh, truly have fun, get with your family. Uh, and, uh, we have fun with your family and if you don't, you know, you have fun with them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're gonna have a great time. You're gonna have a great time with your family. That's what it's all about. Uh, alright, we love you all, and uh, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and we will see you the first week of January. Alright. Bye.


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[Assistant] Well, they've gotten so big now they're side characters that are also on and one of them people say reminds me of me.


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[Assistant] It's funny how these insurance commercials, that's like the new battleground for comedy. I mean, the favorite one for me right now is the one where they can't make you not become your parents. It's also progressive.


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[Assistant] Ruth was like, uh, oh, they're putting in a Mrs. Winters there. And then she's like, god, I have to become a mom. She's like, my mom used to just comment about random things going on. She's like, who cares? And she said, now I do it. We all do it.


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[Assistant] We all become our, I mean, yeaah. I can definitely see you becoming, yeaah. Both of yours really.


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[Assistant] Community friend of ours who used to go to Goodwill, buy stuff like nice shirts and then like Brooks Brothers or something and then go return it.


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[Assistant] To those stores. And I guess they took them back without a receipt.


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[Assistant] Uhm, or Eddie Bauer, it was Eddie Bauer. He would go to Goodwill, find some Eddie Bauer shirts and then go to the Eddie Bauer store and, and.


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[Assistant] This came out after a couple of weeks ago, the Arizona episode when you talked about the horse with no name.


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[Assistant] He's like, oh my gosh, I'd rather be in prison. What if you could have grossed him out?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, Nate's looking, he's comparing.


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[Assistant] I guess behind the music, like now, whatever happened to fix it Felix and it's just me. It would be. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We talked about the episode of the office where they played basketball and you could tell John Krasinski can actually play.