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[Assistant] That's true. I'm just all I, I, I was blown away by it. I didn't gasp.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't do that. So, I was blown, I'm still blown away by it. It's not, it's a little, the umbrella that opens out. It's a great idea.


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[Assistant] I remember it. It's amazing. I remember it. That's what I was. Maybe that explains why where we're at is where we're at. You were watching the iPhone thing and I watched the guy that did the umbrella. We're watching two different things.


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[Assistant] I think it was on Fox. Uh, yeaah. The gasp is the only thing. I'm not saying you're not excited about the iPhone. I think it's exciting.


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[Assistant] Richard Gatling. Gatling. Richard Gatling. The only person qualified to interview aliens is an adjunct professor.


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[Assistant] My brother-in-law, by the way, who was an adjunct professor, I found that out.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, they would, they would, you know, but they couldn't do it for long, right? Cause then they would move on. Who do it for long? An adjunct professor. Oh, interview the aliens? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Would we get a lot of stuff done, or would we be like, I gotta go teach social studies.


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[Assistant] Well, what did your brother-in-law teach? He's a band director now, but he taught whatever he taught before that, music stuff probably.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't remember any, you know, I didn't go. I took math. I've said it. Speech. That's what I took.


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[Assistant] I don't then know, I, if I, once I realize I'm not getting into it, then my thought, then my brain is done with it. I don't remember a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] My mom's even texted me and said, how do you not know this? She's, she, she's now to the point where she thinks she's wasted my high school education. She went that far to go, I don't know if we should have even done that. Like I should have just been kept in the fence in the backyard.


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[Assistant] Uh, we had a AP Wellness. Yeah. We called it. Yeah. I told that on this, right? Yeah. AP Wellness. Uh, so yeah, cause that was, it was a real deal. Yeah. I don't, I've been thinking about that. Why I don't remember stuff. I don't, I just, it, uh,


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[Assistant] I forget, I watch these movies over and over again. I just forget stuff. And Laura always says, like, she thinks, it's like, thinks we have to have so much in our, we're thinking about so much. As a comedian, you have so much, like, of your act. You have just, I mean, you know, I've done


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[Assistant] This is, I mean, like four hours, five hours of material.


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[Assistant] And you just have so much that is like new stuff doesn't come in and stay like, unless it's like, I'm going to use it for my job. It doesn't stay with me. And so I don't, you know.


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[Assistant] Oh. Paid a bunch of money for that. What are they teaching friendships?


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[Assistant] Which by the way, we have, I don't have my phone. Do you have your phone? Did I show you the, the, uh, so I, uh, I texted, uh,


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[Assistant] Jason, I know Jason Sudeikis, I know everybody who doesn't, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I know these people.


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[Assistant] But Jason, Jason is, he's so great. He really is. If you watch Ted Lasso, he is that guy. He's that, he's just a wonderful person. Very positive. Very positive. A super, I mean, just a wonderful person. So we posted the Ted Lasso clip about you did Aristotle and then I, and I came back with Ted Lasso and, uh, I sent him that clip and, uh,


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[Assistant] And I said, I said, I started a podcast and just wanted to share with you how impactful Ted Lasso has been. Ted is my Aristotle. And then he laughed.


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[Assistant] He laughed and said, you are right. Your co-host are wrong.


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[Assistant] History will make them look like fools. You're a prophet. That's not an easy path.


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[Assistant] That's straight up from Ted Lassen. Wow. Text Aristotle. See what he says. What's he gonna do? Huh? What's he gonna say?


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[Assistant] Because they thought, what is it, a class of a bunch of losers that didn't have friends? I mean, that's unreal. There's zero. That's crazy. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] You should honestly be like, we're gonna send you a check for like 500 bucks cause that friendship stuff was like, I don't know what we were thinking. That's what Notre Dame should do. As you go, I don't know what we were thinking back then, dude.


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[Assistant] Like we just got into this friendship thing and so we, that doesn't make sense if you, did you tell your family that you took a friendship class? I don't think that.


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[Assistant] I don't know. You know, I just don't. But Aaron does have a lot of friends. Have you, have you learned something from it?


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[Assistant] That's unreal, dude. I don't, you know, I didn't get into college. And this is what they're teaching? That doesn't make sense.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't be friends with you. If, if, if you go, I gotta go to my friendship class, I'd be like, what? I would be like, so us being friends is fake dude. Like you're, it looks like you're going to study so we can hang out later. So we can just sit and talk. A treatment.


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[Assistant] Well, then that never stops because we can always keep going. Well, what is that? Then what does that mean? What does that mean?


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[Assistant] Uh, I would, we should go through some, I mean I took math. And I get made fun of. That's actually what people are using.


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[Assistant] We should go do, we should look at some of these classes.


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[Assistant] They probably didn't teach that there, you know? You guys don't college, you just took a class. I mean, that seems...


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[Assistant] A John Deere class? You should learn about tractors. That's how you got, that's how we got this table here. I think John Deere brought it. It's actually a guy named John Deere.


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[Assistant] Kelly Jones. I'm not someone who typically believes in things like this, but I've seen the men in black.


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[Assistant] They walked up my neighbor's long driveway past their house and walked into the dense woods behind their house.


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[Assistant] Two men in black suits, sunglasses, black suitcases. I watched it from my kitchen window about a hundred feet away. My parents lived in a round shaped house, so we think it may attract these things.


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[Assistant] I think that's very logical. I'm sure you didn't learn it in your college, but that's, that would be.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that makes the most sense to me to be honest.


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[Assistant] And then once I read that, I go, I mean, obviously she's telling the truth. She's got a round shaped house. She's got a round shaped house. Clearly what happened. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They fly over and they look for, they go, oh, there's us. Oh, crop circles are the same, same.


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[Assistant] Say, no, I don't, I mean, people make those, I think. Yea, maybe they do make them to land there.


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[Assistant] Awesome sweatshirts. Viori is great. I'm starting to see commercials for Viori. Like, I mean, they're on TV now. It's like becoming a big thing. It was easy for me to go online, find what I like, order it perfect. I mean, it fits perfect.


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[Assistant] Everything is designed to work out in, but like I said, it doesn't feel like that or look like it's comfortable anytime you want to wear it.


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[Assistant] The great, the very funny, you talk about the state of Washington, Adam Ray.


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[Assistant] Alright everybody, we got, uh, today, we, uh, we've been doing states. And so we've been talking about different states and it's kind of turned into this thing that actually had some comics come in and they come in town and you're like, oh great, we're just talking about their state with them. And, uh, so we have Adam Ray, who is from, uh, Washington.


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[Assistant] No, that's the thing where they took over the middle of- Oh, Chaz! Wasn't it Chad? I think they changed it.


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[Assistant] I don't want to just go and. Absolutely. Uh, he, uh, Dave Matthews was, I remember, uh, his hug me song where he had. Oh, every day with Judah. Yeah, that was a big deal. Judah was that was talking about.


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[Assistant] It was when I first moved to New York and started comedy and Jude would come in, uh, it was, yeah. And so it was like 2004 or five and that's how you'd bring Jude up on stage. It was a hug me guy from Dave Matthews.


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[Assistant] So that was his credit, and everybody knew. And so, Judah's been recognized, he's got a very unique look. He does. But Judah is, uh, yeaah, I'll never forget, that was his first, that was the credit, and everybody knew what it was, and that video was so big.


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[Assistant] She did, uh, my first credit, well New York would always be, no one cared where your credits were. No one had credits, so they would make credits, they would sound insane.


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[Assistant] But they want to go up to someone and the host just wouldn't, it wouldn't matter. And so the host would then, uh, bring up, they'd bring it and they'd be like, this guy's been on VH1, this is when VH1 best week ever was, every commons was on. And so they would just, everybody would be brought up to that. This guy's been on VH1, BET, Economy Central, just naming, HBO, naming all this stuff.


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[Assistant] And then, you know, you're in New York and so it's supposed to be, everybody's kind of supposed to be famous that's going on these stages.


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[Assistant] Obviously no one is, so they would just do a bunch of credits. I don't know if I've done, did I tell the Mike Vecchione story? So Vecchione, you know Vecchione, right? So we're at Comic, this comedy club called Comics.


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[Assistant] And Mike Vecchione's supposed to go up and the host forgets Mike's name.


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[Assistant] And so he keeps going and he's like, all right, we've got this next comment coming up and he's been on Economy Central.


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[Assistant] And then he can't remember his name, so he goes, everybody make some noise for him. And he just called him him.


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[Assistant] Would be selling out that you wouldn't know who he is. Like you'd be like, who is it? You're like, it's my man dude.


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[Assistant] I did it, I did do it, uh, I was usually terrible at it.


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[Assistant] And I would do a lot of like, at Caroline's I would host. Cause Caroline's would just have, a lot of times you'd have just the host and then the headliner. And then sometimes someone would bring a feature.


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[Assistant] The way Caroline's ran, uh, on broadways, when they did weekend shows, it was a regular, like,


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[Assistant] New York is usually showcase shows, so it's like six comics on a show. Right. But Carolines was almost like a, with a zanies or, you know, sides, but just regular.


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[Assistant] And so the host would always be a local New York comic that's actually pretty good. And like every, cause it's all these New York guys that you'd get paid the most to host so you'd want to go work a weekend. And so so many times people bring in a feature that would be not good.


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[Assistant] Because they're just bringing their buddy from the road or whatever and then you have someone hosting that's been on five lettermans and all this kind of stuff and it's really good.


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[Assistant] Uh, so you would host in those kind of situations. But I would never do a lot of crowd work. I always just kind of did my act. And, you know, I tried sometimes, but it's, uh.


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[Assistant] It's, it's definitely an art to it. I mean, you gotta know how to do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's hard to write an act. That's my theory with it. It's very hard to come up with jokes. Totally. And so, uh, it's a lazier way to be like, you can still be very funny and still put on a great show.


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[Assistant] But you always, everybody feels that. I feel that. Like now, coming up with new, cause I'm trying to write a new hour now. And coming up with that is like, you just feel, you're like, dude, I am awful.


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[Assistant] I mean, I just, you get done, you're like, dude, I mean, I might be one of the worst comedians in America. Uh, you just, you just feel that way. It just doesn't.


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[Assistant] It's hard, it's hard to, you know, come up with a new act this way now. I do it so much on stage and now the stage is gone. You're, it's, it's, it's, it's a new way that I got to figure out how to do it.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's interesting. I mean, it's a whole, you know, but I mean, you're like that. You come, we did a show together. Where, uh, where did we get it? Uh, Phoenix, Arizona. I think it was Mesa. It Mesa. Yeah. Yeah. That was fun.


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[Assistant] There was a golf tour. That was a Hooters tour. They did that. This was when Hooters was in their heyday. Hooters is, it's not what it was.


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[Assistant] I bring everybody down to my reality when they, when we hang out on the road. Like they go, they're usually going to go to some like better, healthier kind of decision. And then I, I, and I think that I get it thrown on me a lot because I think like if you want to eat healthy.


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[Assistant] Well, so the Roy thing is a lot of people do it, people do it more than you think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they do all that kind of stuff. Yeah, like throwing just odd shaped things over tall things. Matt McQuiston, you can follow him on Instagram, but he shows all his videos. And I mean, he looks like Thor, a redheaded Thor.


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[Assistant] He is a big dude, but he talks about like getting that extra jacked as they have to take something. Your body can only do so much.


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[Assistant] And then you gotta, you gotta add a little extra to it.


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[Assistant] And, but then that's the thing, a lot of them do, a lot of guys have to do that surgery where there's some, but they just, it goes back.


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[Assistant] When you gotta eat healthy, and I have trouble with it now, I, I mean, I have a, I, I, I, I was making my food last week, that's already gone, where I was trying to-


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[Assistant] Yeaah, just constantly coming at me. Yeaah. But now, just, you know, you'll be on the rock. I mean, now, you know.


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[Assistant] What you, what was, uh, the, what was the movie? It was, uh. The Heat. I watched it, The Heat. Yeah, yeah. Classic, yeah.


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[Assistant] Adam, at a movie, when you, when you film a movie, it's, uh, I mean, you're there for, how long were you there for the heat? Like just- Oh man, maybe two.


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[Assistant] But that, that song's like about, like, suicide or something, and like, I was, you know, I was like, oh. Semi-Charmed Life. Third Eye Blind. That's a great song that I remember.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was a bumper shoot, uh. Great festival. Yea, what was the one at George Washington?


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[Assistant] They're, mosh pits are usually pretty nice. They are. In that idea that they will help you up. Let's talk to our mosh pit expert. What is the nicest?


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[Assistant] Like set the tone for the whole city. Totally. Like just kids that were listening to it were just, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I always say that when someone asks that, I always say, from wherever I talk to, I've been there, I've been there a few times. It's been the prettiest in the country. Like it's the best. And then I've did days that it does rain and that's what they say. You just get used to it. It's always kind of just like rainy. It's like.


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[Assistant] When you were growing up there, you don't ever remember, you never remember thinking, uh, man it rains a lot.


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[Assistant] That's another planet. I mean, like, that's, they're, they're, it's perfect every day. That's what LA doesn't realize. I mean, they, people get tired of that. Where it's just, they want some kind of change.


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[Assistant] Balance of where we're mainly during winter you're around 50 degrees, roughly 40 to 50.


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[Assistant] So we have a good balance where you will have your days of snow and a little bit, but it's not too much. It's not New York. New York was when it would snow, it was, I mean, it was a nightmare.


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[Assistant] It was just a, the city, it just was a pain to walk around, it's so cold, you don't feel like you ever get a break from it, and it was just, it was a lot, you know, and so,


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[Assistant] Here, Nashville's got a good, good balance. We get a lot of rain, though.


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[Assistant] Was him and Ken Griffey Jr. the same time? Yes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we, uh, yeah, I mean, when the Titans got, I mean, when the Nashville got the Predators, that was, that was like us were, we didn't even know, no one knew anything about hockey here. And it's now become.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it took, it was, they, they stuck here for, you know, they were here 20 something years.


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[Assistant] Sporting event I've ever been to is the Predators game. Just everything that goes on, how loud it is, they got lights, they got all this stuff, it's very, you know, the crowd's like chanting, it's definitely awesome.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, you've thrown out the first pitch, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I've stayed at a hotel and say what's the one the Beatles stayed at? Uh, La Quinta Inn? Yeah, Fifth Avenue. It was early, early day. People don't know La Quinta Inn.


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[Assistant] Uh, there's a hotel there where it's on the water.


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[Assistant] No, it's not that. It's, uh, I thought the Beatles stayed there. I want to say there's wood. A lot of wood. Linwood. Linwood, maybe. It could be. Uh, yeah, I'm going off nothing. I thought the Beatles thing would be enough. If that's not enough, then I think I'm out. But that's the one at the moment. I was with the Graham K comedian. And I remember Graham.


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[Assistant] We were talking because we were looking over the water. Yeah. And as a parent, you always have a fear of like your kid falling in water.


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[Assistant] And, uh, I was like, and Harper, and Harper wasn't with me, but I was like, just as a parent, like some of that, you know, all those bad things and it was popping your head. And I tell Graham that, and then he goes, ah, man, it's just nice. You have something in your life that you love that much. And I was like, you should maybe jump in this water.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're like, come on man, let's get some chop. You go down to the Pikes, uh, what is it? Pikes Place Market. Pikes Place Market. Would you ever go there as growing up?


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[Assistant] Would y'all go there as, would that be like your, uh, field trips?


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[Assistant] Oh yea. And I think every- He worked in news for a long time. Oh did you really? Yea.


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[Assistant] He does all the research and so he knows a lot about your state and that's all, I always think that's gotta be some channel, that's gotta be news journalists.


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[Assistant] Back then, your, I mean I think they're still kind of known, but like he would say, you would go out with, uh, cause he'd go out with all the people that were the local, like who'd you go out with, like Chris Clark, and so they were, uh, all these people in the news, I mean they would be, uh, there's celebrities dude, like they're gigantic celebrities, you see them every day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I miss, I love the idea. Yeah, our daughter, man, our daughter goes on, uh, she was starting to go on field trips and I think it's kind of gone down, but where like the parents would go, I haven't gone to one, but my wife went, where, you know, you get like a couple adults go and you go to the back. Yeah, it's the best.


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[Assistant] If you've ever been to Universal Studios, which Ross has shot my special at.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not, it's not pretty. Uh, but you were, you worked at Universal and you did, you were Wolverine. So you would come out, someone would have to walk out with you, right? Uh, there was-


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[Assistant] And that's where you're on the trolley, telling them Jaws.


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[Assistant] But I mean, look, I do love that, think of all the stuff that, all the acting that you have gotten, where.


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[Assistant] But you have. Yea. That stuff is like, I, people, uh, I'm a big, like I love the idea of that, that you, you do recognize that you're like, yea man, like I gotta feel stupid now, you feel stupid doing this, but this is something that will help me. They want wasted reps, for sure. Yes.


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[Assistant] I like that you took it, taking it seriously. Like that's when you go to Disney, uh, which is the same idea with the universe with these characters. Like Disney's so, they take it so serious.


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[Assistant] Uh, that it makes it great and you're going there as an adult, you're going there so my daughter believes that these are all real princesses. Yes. And so I want, you want that experience and when you go meet Cinderella and, you know, Elsa and all these people, it's like they're so good.


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[Assistant] Wait, Waterworld is where you filmed, uh, the specials, right? Kind of. By the way. That middle circle. Yeah, dude. That, uh. Or by, right, by, we walked by Waterworld. I'm so. You know, Universal, like.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, there's some li- So you're, you're, you're nieces and ne- you have nieces and nephews?


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[Assistant] And so like, oh wow, so when you take them, it's like.


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[Assistant] Cause you're gonna just know the fact that you will know everything. Yeah, that'd be cool. And then you're gonna know. Yeah, I feel like you're gonna be able to know some


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[Assistant] Yeah. And so I was, I was able to kind of say that and we were right next to The Simpsons Drive. So I kind of like when sometimes you have a story, I like the idea of, you know, I like the idea of


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[Assistant] The first time I went out there, I'd always stay with friends, but first time I did Conan out there.


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[Assistant] And we, you would stay at, I stayed at the Sheridan, that was right there or something. And so I always walked around the boardwalk or, uh. City walk. City walk. And I would always walk around the city walk and cause, I mean, and I would do it.


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[Assistant] I didn't really know anybody in LA. I was coming from New York and you don't, you know, it's when you go to LA thinking you hear everybody goes to LA and has all these meetings. And then you go there and you don't. And so then you're there in a hotel and you are there for three days longer than you should be. And it, and sometimes it can get depressing because you're like, you know, some people are doing meetings, you have nothing going on.


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[Assistant] And then, not miserable, but I enjoyed. It really meant a lot to me to walk around.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I mean, I've never been a writer like that, so, but I would just go walk around, I'd go eat there, I'd go just, I mean, I would go into the stores, I mean, I could walk around for hours on City Walk and just...


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[Assistant] It's not even, I went to Universal, I just would go walk on City Walk. And so it was like, I have a, I do have an attachment to that place. That's extra special. Yeah, it was extra special.


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[Assistant] When do we think? No, it won't be. Cause I think I know the date. I think March, we don't know for sure, but I think March, this will come out. If people are hearing this, we recorded early. I think it's coming out February 17th. And then, uh, March.


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[Assistant] Is when the special will come out. Great. Yeah. I'm so pumped. So yeah. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited.


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[Assistant] And it's up there, it's, it's gonna be one that's remembered more because it was shot during this pandemic and it was, so I was very happy to, I, uh, COVID. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright, look, I'm hearing you. Same. What's that? It's uh, it's like a cold scene. That's a great, it is very funny, you just always act like you don't know. Like if someone, do you do that in the Uber?


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[Assistant] You get a good weatherman, it's hard to let him go and people like to see their weatherman. Like you feel more confident going, I trust, let's leave him alone and then he'll let us know.


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[Assistant] Earthquakes, fill out earthquakes.


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[Assistant] Uh, you're good for money. So you're good for money. You had an upstairs and downstairs.


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[Assistant] A good goal, we're talking about being a goal, but if a teacher, they made up the bomb scare and they're in the field and someone just runs out of school and they go,


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[Assistant] I don't know if I ever had a bomb scare. We did. Really?


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[Assistant] They had a comedy club there. They did. Uh, that's where the parlor, did it close? Both of them, the downtown and the Bellevue. Yeah. So the Bellevue one, last time I was there, Tacoma, comedy club. Tacoma's a great comedy club. Great. And there, uh, that's where my dead horse story came from, was Tacoma. I was supposed to do that in a couple weeks, but, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, uh, I love Tacoma Comic Club and they, they, they have, I had great jokes where they're, cause they're, they're streets. It goes up a hill. Like every street is just a hill. And so every block you have to walk straight up a hill.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And so, I mean, you're walking there and I think I had a joke about there's a lot of homeless people sleeping on the sidewalk and it's like, but it's just people that are so tired that they get up one block and they go, I'm going to sleep here. Then I'll, I'll try to get up eventually to my house.


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[Assistant] And, uh, yeah, and then I did a show for him, uh, at a, this big private cruise. Uh, it was a whole insane, I've talked about on this podcast before, but a crazy corporate gig I did. And then we met him and he was the nicest man ever. Uh, and so I told him, I told him like we were in town.


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[Assistant] I was like, we're with Chris Rock and then so he came. It was funny as I remember after the show we get done, we all walk upstairs and then, uh, he just comes in the elevator with Chris.


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[Assistant] Cause it's like, I mean dude, he's a billionaire, so it's like, he just goes. I mean, when he- Oh, he ran Seattle. He ran, yea, and he, he's, uh, and when someone got that much money, dude, like, they have more money than these cities, these, we would, with the crews that we went on, we'd go to countries, he would have more money than that country.


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[Assistant] So he has to have secret site, secret service type security. Uh, but at me, uh, but we went to, uh, the Seox game.


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[Assistant] Uh, but he was a super, super fun guy. You could really have a lot of fun with him.


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[Assistant] He almost, so on this cruise, there's only 200 people on it, but he had his big yacht.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know that his gigantic yacht, there was like a famous yacht that he had.


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[Assistant] And he had it behind, he almost brought it to travel behind the cruise ship. Cause he can get kind of, he's like an introvert, right? He doesn't want, it can become, everything can become a lot. He went in an escape room. Yeah. And so, uh, he almost was like, I might need, I might want off this.


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[Assistant] Crew ship, by the way, it's only, it had, it was at 1500 people could be on this ship and there was only 200. And so it's like, it's not, there's a lot of room.


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[Assistant] Did I ever tell the story with this, with, uh, Derek Trucks? So I met Derek Trucks, uh, uh, uh, Tadeski Trucks band, uh, his wife Suze, uh, Tadeski and, uh, then Derek Trucks. Derek Trucks was, is a child prodigy with the guitar. He was in the Allman Brothers at 13.


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[Assistant] And his uncle was in the Allman Brothers, and so he's, I mean he's a phenom, and we just could do this out of the gate. And he's one of the, he's, I think he's already, he's about our age, I'm 41, so you're 38, probably in the middle of us. And he's, uh,


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[Assistant] He's already ranked top 10 greatest guitarist of all time. Uh, he's that good. And so...


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[Assistant] He and Paul, and they, they all became really, they, he was doing these kind of stuff with Paul for a long time, so they'd go to every Super Bowl with Paul. And, uh,


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[Assistant] And so, so Paul's like, come down. And this was when Paul was going through his first like chemo and cancer. So it was like really tough.


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[Assistant] And uh, so they come down and hang out and he brings his son. It was just him and his son could come. And they go, and then Paul's like, there's another guy coming with his, with his kid. And you know, y'all can just hang out a lot. Cause Paul was kind of hanging out, but he was very going through cancer. So he'd have to like, you know, back away.


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[Assistant] And so, uh, they goes, all right, that's cool, man. And so the other guy that comes is Brad Pitt. So it's Brad Pitt and his kid. So Derek had no idea. So Derek's just now hanging out with Brad Pitt and his son, and they're just all on this big yacht, uh, octopus yacht.


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[Assistant] And so they, this is, they're doing a shuttle launch too.


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[Assistant] Uh, during that weekend. So, Paul goes, hey, do y'all wanna go see the shuttle launch? And they're like, yea man, that'd be cool. So what, so they get on the helicopter, on the boat, they fly to a plane, and then just fly in the air to watch the shuttle launch from the air.


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[Assistant] Like alright, such a wild trip, but he was like that kind of guy that liked the cruise was he wanted all these people that are, it was high tech people that would invent all these, you know, some guys are other billionaires on the, the guy, I remember that your phone zooms in and out with your fingers. That guy was there. That guy was there after a show. I do the show and then, uh,


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[Assistant] The, I do a show and, uh, uh, we get done and the guy's talking to me, he's like, you know, typical after a show, like, great show. And you're like, I appreciate it man, but you know, and then one of the girls that works for Paul was like, Hey, just so you know, she's like, that's, that's the reason your phone zooms in and out is that guy, that guy made that. And you're like, Oh, that's cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well he would have more than me. I mean, I'm using it right now, man. Yeah, you zooming in now. I mean, they had, I mean, you know, Stevie Wonder was also one of the performers on this. Uh, I mean, it was, it was,


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[Assistant] I performed on it and then it went good so they asked us to stay, me and my wife to stay the rest, like for nine more days.


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[Assistant] Laura, my wife. And so it was funny as me and Derek Truckser in the South China Sea on a yacht with all these people talking about the Jaguars and Titans. Awesome. Which no one, cause he's a big Jags fan. You're like, dude, there's no one in Nashville talking about this matchup. Like nobody cares about, uh.


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[Assistant] It was, the experience was unreal. And then after I did the show, it's like, then everybody's like, oh, I know what you, you know, where they're like, oh, I get it. You're very funny. So then you're just hanging out with everybody.


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[Assistant] And uh, Quentin Tarantino was there. Very funny, so I had to do another show again, which I might have explained all this before I came over, but I did another show again, and uh, Quentin Tarantino came out, and uh, right when I got off stage,


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[Assistant] That's such a, I'm with my nephew, dude, man, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Mount St. Helen. Yea, actually. Yea, you're lucky to be alive now because we had Mount St. Helen.


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[Assistant] Yes. Oh wow. And he lives in Irving. And I love how you said the rapper like, you've already heard of him. I've never even heard of Boeing. So it's.


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[Assistant] Is Ken Griffey, so he's the most loved. In each row though, he's gotta be up there. Very beloved.


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[Assistant] It would be amazing if you could find, if you could somehow find out if they remember any of those stories. And get soundbites, even if they don't. Even if they don't, but it's like the idea that if all of them had one and they all remembered it and you're, I mean.


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[Assistant] No, no, I want it to line up, but I'm saying, like, it's just funny to be, I mean, it kind of shows, like, you're at where you're at, where you're like, you were memorable. Like, you know, you have a, you have a funny story with all these people.


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[Assistant] Rainey Johnson could have probably yelled it. He yelled that look.


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[Assistant] No, Larry King, which sadly we would never know, but Larry King, Larry King would, I bet would remember, could remember that. That was cause it was such a funny, unique kind of thing at the movies with his nephews. You're going to, I mean, he's got a laugh. Yeah. Uh, and Greg Maddison, I think would, Steve Poole. I mean, I think he's like, ah, dude, I hand it out. I mean,


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's not about the, the, the, the sound going up and out. It is to make it be louder.


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[Assistant] I've never heard of Gonzaga. No one's ever heard of Gonzaga. Now, Gonzaga's a top school in the country. Did they win? I don't remember one at all.


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[Assistant] They got one goal, one guy yelled at them, so their main goal is to end that guy's...


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[Assistant] You know that vaccines cure people.


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[Assistant] We've said that before, and we asked if animals, uh, have ever invented something.


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[Assistant] It's, he's opened enough to, I mean dude, he's going to these conventions. Like he's, you know, he's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know, I mean, you would just be in disbelief. Yeah, but that's the thing that's hard is those, look, look at these 676 sightings, and that's just there, that's the most, 445 is in California, but I mean, you add that, that's thousands of people saying they saw Bigfoot, and so.


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[Assistant] No, it's uh, it's, because if you think it's crazy, it's, you know, it's like, I don't know, it's...


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[Assistant] There's no real proof besides these sightings. There's nothing concrete that you can go. It's 100% this. You're always, anytime you see a picture, it's like, I don't know. But all these people see this stuff.


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[Assistant] I mean, dude, there's, uh, I mean, we, aliens, we all kind of believe in aliens now, right? A thousand percent. Why can't there be Bigfoot? I mean, aliens opens the door to everything. Yes. And so you're like, maybe there is. And there, what the idea of it is like.


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[Assistant] The more logical thinking, I think, is that it's, uh, you know, it's kind of like an ape. It's like something that can stay well hidden. There's animals that we don't know, we never see. Uh, jaguars. Uh, totally. Jaguars are black panthers. You don't see them in the wild. They're very good and there's not that many pictures of them because they just don't get seen.


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[Assistant] When you're that big, you gotta access. He talked to me about him, unlike you. Randy Johnson ain't gonna cut me off.


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[Assistant] You can stay if you ever come here and you need to crash. I'm about to get.


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[Assistant] They said, which I'm very nice. Unwrapping it, we talked, is awesome. Be sure you record it, film it.


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[Assistant] You know how you usually put the thing in the plastic bag, you use the vacuum, it sucks the air out. Like a life raft, like you said. Oh wow. I basically just, I just said, I just explained vacuum sealed like longer. I go, I don't know what that is. I go, alright, well you know it's a vacuum, and then it's, you know, you seal it. And you're like. And you know seal the singer, right? Yea. So they have nothing to do with each other. He invented it. Huh? Why?


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[Assistant] Oh god, he's still here. Sorry guys. Sorry. No, this is, uh, uh, we had to pre-record this to make sure, you know, we expect one of these guys not to make it during the whole run. So trying to get it in, you know?


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[Assistant] The, all the listeners have odds. You guys are on DraftKings. Really?


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[Assistant] That's what they, I think they assume you do construction. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Do I? No, I don't. Sunny D, that's what they usually wear.


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[Assistant] You, you would be, like, you know, the construction look of, you know what's funny is like, wearing those, wearing a shirt like that, I like that shirt, but like construction workers will wear shirts like that. Like you see them like, it's like a polo shirt and they're just wearing it to get dirty. Like it's a shirt that's made for hard labor.


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[Assistant] And then it's our nice, it's also your nice shirt. Tuck it in, I don't know. Alright, this is why this is. Uh, this week you're actually listening to a pre-recorded episode, but we wanted to give a big shout out today to Helix Sleep.


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[Assistant] That's up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows at helixsleep.com slash Nate. Also Talkspace is the number one online therapy platform that has thousands of licensed therapists trained in over 40 specialties, anxiety, depression, relationships, anything that you need. Your therapist can help you set and achieve your goals.


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[Assistant] Uh, so we're gonna get into it. We're gonna, uh, just go ahead and, uh, we'll start with the comments. Uh, first up, Rochelle. Rochelle Cordell. Or Rachel. Probably Rochelle. I thought the E-L-L-E was, uh.


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[Assistant] That's pretty nice. That's pretty nice. Rochelle Cordell. Hey I'm Rochelle Cordell. It's like a law office.


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[Assistant] Thank you for creating a podcast that is family friendly. My husband and I love that we can listen with our kids. In fact, our 10 year old son listens to episodes as he falls asleep. Just when we think he's asleep, we will hear a laugh and then in the morning he gives a recap of his favorite lines from the night before. He had to give a presentation at school this week.


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[Assistant] And made sure to include some jokes. When I picked him up from school, he was so excited to tell me that he got the most laughs and in his words, he killed it.


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[Assistant] Keep up the great work. We look forward to seeing all of you perform live. Hopefully, hopefully sooner rather than later. Well, that is awesome. Kilda, he's using the right, the right words.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he did. He killed it. That's awesome, man. Yeah, that's great. Nathan Smith. We have a saying in my family that perfectly describes people like Nate. Often wrong, never in doubt. At least three to four times per podcast, he lives out that idiom.


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[Assistant] Often wrong, never in doubt. So like I'm all, I'm wrong a lot, but I always assume I'm right. You're confident about how you feel. Yeah. But I do say, I don't know.


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[Assistant] That's what they say, you know? It's like you're, it's just your world. It's like, I don't know, who knows? Who knows any of this stuff? Idiom.


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[Assistant] Start calling your family idioms. Yeah, a bunch of idioms. Jordan, Jordan Lindean, Nate, I think YouTube has cinched your lack of grammar. The only ads on this podcast had to do with Grammarly, a program that changes your sentences to sound smarter.


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[Assistant] YouTube is like your mini adjunct professor. Are they that? They know that much? I don't know. They're, they're that much their YouTube's in it. Look at my grammar would be that bad. You know, it's like, I've thought about, should I try to fix my grammar? But then I just don't think so.


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[Assistant] Tom Lattery, my favorite recurring bit is Nate interrogating Aaron about the words his family may or may not use around the dinner table. In his segment, I'm calling, is that how y'all talk?


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[Assistant] It feels like anytime Aaron uses a word with more than two syllables, it's like blood in the water for Nate and it makes me laugh every time. I'm curious to see the long-term effects this has on Aaron's vocabulary going forward. Keep up the smart shaming.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm talking about, man. Everybody shames dumb people, but maybe smart people need to get shamed a little bit. Okay. So you know what it feels like to live on the other side of the track.


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[Assistant] Doesn't need to be brought down. Yeah. You up there?


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[Assistant] I've definitely had a lot of great thoughts. Sometimes they don't pan out to be that way and you write them down and you're like, what was I thinking? Uh, like this is like Seinfeld. What did he write down? Uh.


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[Assistant] That's an old, that's an old episode where he wrote down something. He went to the psychic. Yeah, I went to the psychic and he writes down joke. He's like, I was trying to write down, I wrote this down in my sleep.


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[Assistant] It was funny as he predicted, the guy predicted a score of a Spurs that just happened. I saw that recently. It was, uh, it's like from 90 or 90, I think. And it said Spurs beat the somebody. Had the score right. Had the exact score right.


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[Assistant] Pretty crazy. But yes, I do. The key to it is to write it down. Just always write it down. There's still times I'll lay there and I'll go, I'll remember it.


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[Assistant] And sometimes you do remember it and then sometimes you're just like, you know, and you just think about it, what was there and you can't remember it. So it is best to write it down. You do. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like your, your brain's the kind of freest at that point and you're trying to go to bed and that, and then you can't cause your brain just keeps going. But yeah, uh, that's great. That's a good way to do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, with the nightmares. Wow, we got a lot going on. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Seth Lynch, we need a Nate Land golf classic. The neighbor gets the Aaron Weber Memorial Gout Awareness Pro-Am for the cure. You think it's the gout that's calling you a nightmare?


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[Assistant] I wonder why you have nightmares. I'm trying to think if I have nightmares. I definitely have just like a scary dream. Like, uh, I've definitely had that, but it's not often.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think like Pete Holmes and Desmond Ray Romano had them, like where it's like they really believe they're flying.


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[Assistant] And like, uh, yeah, it seems like it'd be, I guess it'd be fun. The training of it, where like you got trained to do it, you're like, all right, dude, I'm not.


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[Assistant] Not far off. Notre Dame is what it's based off. Notre Dame would be what I would imagine is the closest to Hogwarts.


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[Assistant] I don't know why Notre Dame feels like that but it's like the, what they're wearing, it's like a proper school.


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[Assistant] They're not wearing cloaks, you know? I think y'all do. I think if you had stayed a little longer, you'd have seen those cloaks. If you majored in philosophy, that's when they brought it out. Yeah, probably got the degree. Brett Skinner, Hey Nate, Aaron, and Bark. Long time fan, first time folk.


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[Assistant] What do you guys think about being invited to be a groomsman and being told you have to go, you have to go buy expensive clothes for the wedding?


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[Assistant] I've always felt like when someone asks you to be in his or her wedding, it's pretty rough if they're making you go spend a bit of money on clothes that you may never wear again, especially since it's not like you can really say no when they ask.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, it depends, like, everybody has to go buy their own tux. That is always kind of crazy at your wedding, but it's like, when you get married, you're like, well, I can't afford to buy everybody's tuxes.


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[Assistant] Uh, and if you go make them buy something really nice, a couple hundred bucks. I mean, honestly, it depends on like how old you are and stuff like that. If you're 24 and you're making some other 24 year olds do stuff, I mean, you can be like, what do you want me to do, man? I'm 24. If you're asking, if your groomsmen are in their thirties, yeah, they can probably.


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[Assistant] And that's not, you're not going super crazy.


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[Assistant] That's kind of the deal. It's, it's part of, and if you were in that, like, yeaah, I mean, truthfully, if you're close, if you were like, dude, I can't, I can't afford to, you know, some reason you gotta say it, you're like, I don't have any money right now, dude. Uh.


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[Assistant] It is, it is a weird thing. Do the women have to buy their-


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[Assistant] You know, like I always think, uh, uh, money clip's not bad. Like it's something that like, that they would be like, you know what, someone's got a wallet and they're like, oh, you know what, I'd like to try a money clip. I remember I got a money clip once and you're like, oh, it's fun. It's something that I don't have.


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[Assistant] Yeah, money clips, you can have their initials on them. And that's, you know, just like, I think if you think of something that someone would want to be like, Oh, I would like to try that. You know, usually it's something very, you know, you can get my notebook.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, someone just sent me a notebook, but the, you know, if you want to do that, like, you know, I don't know, just something that they think even they're like, yeah, I think I do want to try this and maybe they don't, but maybe a bottle head would be, you know.


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[Assistant] Can we get an episode about production, the stage hands that make shows happen? Also, can we be introduced to the crew in the room? You cannot. Uh, we've been talking to them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's uh, there we go. Everybody's, everybody's in. It's a fun crew. It's a fun crew. Uh, yeah, we could do an episode on production.


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[Assistant] You know, how they make stuff. You know, when I did my pilot, I always sounded like I just did comedy 40 years ago. You guys don't know what it's like, but to see the crew on that, it's a hundred people. The guys that are building the sets and stuff like that, they just build them, uh, everywhere. And, uh, they just go in and like.


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[Assistant] Them getting stuff set up, how specific the designers get stuff. It's a very unique kind of thing to be like, Hey, I need, I need a house. A to make my, in the show, my parents' house was like, all right, I want my parents' house. I want a Southern house. And I want it, but to be older and like, they made the kitchen really look kind of old and


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[Assistant] Uh, because it was like being like, well, this dad would want his own chair at the table. And so it was like that kind of specific of a thing to be like, well, that's kind of describes the character of the guy is like doing something like that. So, and then they had to design our house that was.


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[Assistant] You know, uh, more like shiplack or whatever that is. You know, like make it look more southern like that.


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[Assistant] No, they used it, uh, they actually used it for something. God, what was it for? Because they asked us to use it. For...


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[Assistant] Something, cause they were going, like another show was going, in their episode they were going to a TV taping. So I think they were going to use ours, which I almost need to know what that was. I wonder what that was. Maybe it was blackish or something.


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[Assistant] Uh, but yeah, so they would have used it for that, which would be cool if I could see it on TV. I never really got into that. They like ask if that's okay. They like ask me and you're like, am I even allowed to answer this? Like I'd be like, uh, no, we're good. Uh, Billy Dempsey.


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[Assistant] Sounds like a baseball player. Billy Dempsey. Sounds like he's a good ball player.


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[Assistant] Last week I was playing solo behind a group of four and they would not let me play through. After about seven holes I decided to lay up on my approach shot every time so that it would lay in about 20 yards from the green as they were putting. Nate, what are some of your biggest frustrations on the golf course?


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[Assistant] If you're not good, look, if you and your buddies, you and Aaron go play, neither one of you are good.


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[Assistant] You know, like, I don't know if I talk about it. You can't cheat. You can't act like you don't cheat, but then you do cheat. That's my biggest thing.


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[Assistant] Someone that goes, I want to play for real, but they will cheat because they will take mulligans. They will kick the ball out if it's a hard shot and all this kind of stuff. So you can't cheat. And then when you get on the putting green, I got to watch you putt five times because you're like, that's my problem. Yeah. We talked about that on the philosophy episode. Yeah. Oh yeah. So yeah. Yeah. Listen to the philosophy episode.


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[Assistant] People are just clueless and if they're not, if they don't play, they don't know to let them play through. Public courses are the worst. If you go to a private course, everybody plays pretty quick because they know, usually you can tell.


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[Assistant] If someone's out there with guests, that's the time they can get a little slow, but the member then it's his job. It's not really the guest job. It's the member's job. If on a private course to be like, Hey, we're gonna let these guys play.


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[Assistant] This guy never got asked and so he played behind him and that's, he was right. He was correct.


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[Assistant] Now he was by himself. If you turn and see a solo behind you, like a guy alone, I mean, absolutely. You just let that guy, that guy could tee off with you and he would like, you can even do that like here, we were, we already hit.


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[Assistant] But go ahead and hit and then just play through us. And then he's going to get to his ball, hit again, finish the hole. And then if you do play through like that, you tend to.


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[Assistant] You kind of hit, you give yourself a gimme, you're probably going to get a par. Like, unless you're terrible. Cause you're a par or a bogey. Cause you're going to just, you kind of hit and then you kind of chip it up. You kind of speed up on that hole and you give yourself a little, you know, you have like an eight foot putt, you just kind of hit it. You go, ah, that's good. And then.


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[Assistant] That's tough. I mean, it's, you don't know what to do. And, uh, you just kind of, you know, cause when I play, I play with guys now that are, everybody's kind of good, so we play very quick.


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[Assistant] Uh, not super quick, but we can play in three hours, three and a half hours, three hours. Uh, depends if we're walking and stuff like that, but.


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[Assistant] It's, yeaah, I've definitely done that where you've been with people and then they're not good. That's why I get asked to play a lot on the road and it's, it's just tough. You know, cause it's like you just, but some guys will send me their handicaps just so you have an idea.


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[Assistant] You know, if someone's like, I'm a five and you're like, alright, that's what I am right now. So, uh, you're, it's easy. You're like, alright, this dude's going to be able to play under 10.


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[Assistant] Eight, eight's good. You know, you start getting above 10 and you're like, ah, boy. Ah, boy.


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[Assistant] He goes, well, it's, it's effort to stroke a hole is a 20. He's got to be, I mean, at least a 20. Probably more. I mean, people get higher, but you're going to get a stroke a hole.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah. Right? I don't know what you're talking about. Beat Aaron and Felix. Oh yeaah, that's true, that's true. He's better than what I've realized now and you can tell that you've gotten better because you're playing with people that don't play much and you're beating them.


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[Assistant] And so that's a pretty big difference. You know, that's pretty good. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'd like to see if y'all went at it, but I mean, he would kill you. He'd have to give you strokes.


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[Assistant] Uh, Travis Kent, been gay, been gay, trying to defend his research from Wikipedia is one of my favorite parts of this show. Since elementary school I've been...


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[Assistant] Told never to use Wikipedia for research, yet somehow this podcast has 41 episodes centered around just that. Nate is right, school was pointless. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it is crazy that it gets, that you, they tell you not to use Wikipedia. How does anybody not do it though?


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[Assistant] Alec Richardson, Nate, you did a set on CMT Host about Melissa Peterman early in your career, and you did a joke about time zones. And to this very day, anytime a time zone is mentioned, my brother and I quote that joke. So happy to see your success.


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[Assistant] That is, uh, that poster right there. I don't know. Taped it in 2007. Wow. Aired in February of 2008.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then get that poster, got me that gig, that college gig. Uh, but it was, yes, that's very funny. Yep. That was, that's CMT. It was like John Reap, Micron.


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[Assistant] Kelly Trinova, uh, Tom Mabee, or Mabe, Gary Mule Deer has been around forever, John Wesley Austin, think of mission to everybody, Robert Hawkins, Mike Armstrong, Robert Hawkins is very, very funny, uh, Greg Warren is very, very, I mean all of them are very, very funny.


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[Assistant] Gary Muraldealer has been around, I mean, people might know he's been around forever. He lived with Steve Martin, him and Steve Martin were roommates. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, so that, that was the, yeah, the first TV, TV thing I did, it was in Nashville, which was cool.


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[Assistant] So the first thing I got to do, and I stayed at the hotel next to Vanderbilt.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well the one you see, the one that's very on now maybe.


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[Assistant] Oh wow. Yeah, so we stayed there. And I remember, I could have stayed home, but I was like, you know, I wanted to stay.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're like, I gotta stay in it. Uh, alright. Raleigh Fournier.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did have a time zone joke.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the one about like, you know, someone's like, uhm, uh, I'm from Tennessee. And they're like, I have a friend named Kevin. He's in Florida. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So, uh, yeah, we did this one. Uh, I'm excited about this one. Good. I think so. Good.


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[Assistant] I know I was thinking we should have gone through all of these, you know, like all the time periods.


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[Assistant] And then what was before that? I don't know. Yeah. We're out now.


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[Assistant] What was, go before. Ancient history, prehistory. So prehistory is first.


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[Assistant] I would say 14th century, but it's 1500. So we're in the 20th century. We're in the 21st century.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, 21st century. Why do they always go, why do they do that?


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[Assistant] And learning, education. Oh, you loved it, didn't you? Just dinner conversations, asking everybody questions at the table.


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[Assistant] I wonder if they know, do they know like we're changing into different times? I guess it's like you name this stuff after.


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[Assistant] Biggest one. The biggest, yeaah, is it, is Catholics the biggest religion? Yeaah. I guess you guys got it all figured out, don't you?


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[Assistant] This guy, this guy's not my type of guy.


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[Assistant] Anything else? Uh, I don't know. Not, I mean, now that I'm on the spot, you know. Da Vinci code? Da Vinci code. Well, that's, yeah. I was trying to leave. That's a great thing.


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[Assistant] Come on, Aaron. That was the 19th century, Aaron. You stupid. Just barely. Almost the 20th. Almost the 20th. We were borderline. They were priorities saying we're in the 20th.


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[Assistant] I can't name another one. Yeah, I couldn't tell you a painter. Banksy is the only one that people want to buy that stuff, right? And he pops up out of nowhere. It's like, you gotta have a mystique about you.


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[Assistant] To be a big, like when Nardo DaVinci, was he just all around town?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well Banks is the only one you hear because he just pops up. People like, uh, mysterious things.


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[Assistant] And they go, no. Especially when it has a goatee and a mustache on it? No, it's uh, it's just a print. It's just, anytime you see a famous painting, cause people have like just pictures of it, just go, is that the real?


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[Assistant] If you bought one, it's like you can never really show it. You're just going to get caught.


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[Assistant] You're gonna sell it. And someone's gonna want it. Yea, but to whom? And like- The mob.


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[Assistant] I think they find you. I think if you steal the Mona Lisa, I think you're gonna, people are gonna know.


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[Assistant] They don't display it, it's just the fact that I think people like the ownership of something. Like it's, you know, the Mona Lisa is gone. I know where it's at. The whole world wants to know where this Mona Lisa is at. And this guy knows.


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[Assistant] And so like, yeah, I mean, I think, I think there's no way you're not getting caught, but the thrill of it before that.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, it is crazy. Why are, why is art's worth so much? Like what's the.


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[Assistant] No, but it's like only buying tweets, like that doesn't make sense to me.


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[Assistant] Uh, I thought I saw something about, it was like even like with Bitcoin, it was like, it's like, it's all this stuff that's just worth whatever we make it be worth, which is scary because if everybody just


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[Assistant] You know, goes, well I don't want, now that's not worth that. Like it's almost like quick cash grabs.


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[Assistant] And then if people are like, yeah, we're not doing that anymore. And you're like, you could be like, I just spent a million dollars on this. And then it's like, yeah, well it's over.


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[Assistant] Cause people don't wanna do it anymore. Like that's the thing that scares you, you gotta pick the thing that's gonna be...


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[Assistant] You know, what was not gonna go away, which would be this kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] But that would be, then you just gotta, you gotta have enough money to be able to sit on it and be like, yeah, that's his ball. And then you just wait, I guess. But I guess some people don't want to sell.


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[Assistant] It's like, I think it's like, uh, you gotta picture it, and like it's whatever it means to you, like it means something. Like so they go, you know, they're like, oh, like how, you know, I don't know.


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[Assistant] How, you know, what his thought process was when he made this painting and the story behind it and it's, you know, people just want to talk.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he asked me to do this and I was there all day. So I'm sorry I wasn't just glowing with positivity.


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[Assistant] That she's been sitting there. I think there's a lot of stuff.


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[Assistant] And you know, go think about philosophy and you break down all this stuff and she's smiling and you're making all that stuff in your head. And it's as simple as like, she could have had a bad day that day.


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[Assistant] And like whatever reason she's like, I don't know. I just didn't like that day was like, it was raining. It's like this guy's been.


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[Assistant] You know, sending pigeons to my house for months, being like, will you paint? And I have to write back and put it in a pigeon's beak that my pigeon doesn't grab it as easy. And then, you know, I think that's how they talk to each other back then. And then you sit there and, but I mean, it could be, what if stuff is as simple as that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well I think she's trying to be the most comfortable. I mean, she sat there for...


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[Assistant] She had to have sat there for a long time. How long does it take to paint somewhere? This took, uh, three years.


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[Assistant] So why's her smile like that? I don't know, she came back and forth for three years.


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[Assistant] I read the DaVinci Code books. Yeaah? Don't remember anything about them. I could re-read them right now.


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[Assistant] I am fine with art though, like I know we're making fun of it, like none of this means anything, but I am fine with people, if you want something to be worth something and they like it that much, I think that's not a bad thing. If that's your thing and you're into it, then you know, that world of it, like I get it.


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[Assistant] I could get, I could see having a crazy painting. I'm not saying I would even be against.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, if you had like some kind of crazy painting, uh, you know, that was something that'd be pretty fun to watch.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Dead horse? Dead horse with Kevin? Gah, wait.


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[Assistant] But there, but I do understand, I do get the.


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[Assistant] The re-re-re-reasoning behind it, I, you know, I could see getting into art. I think you get older and you just go, you could look at it more. That one will do.


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[Assistant] So I turned to go- You thought it was going to be awful. I thought it would be, something would be off. He goes, he goes, that, you go, that, that was-


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[Assistant] If you had to talk to the Leonardo da Vinci, if he paints this and you're like, well, you go be weird about me, dude.


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[Assistant] I gotta have a conversation with you. You're wearing a hat about juice. Regular juice.


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[Assistant] I think Leonardo da Vinci would ask you to leave. I think he'd ask, he'd say, I want to paint you and you'd be like, well, that's an honor. And then he'd leave and you would sit there for hours or he would make you sit there for hours and you go back and it's a cab.


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[Assistant] And then he's like, and you're like, you didn't even paint me, dude. He goes, you're wearing an orange juice hat. No, I didn't paint. I'm sorry. I didn't paint you. I bought you a shirt that says pretzels on it. Cause I guess you're just wearing food clothing now.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I, I do it. I don't, I don't even, I don't, I always do it if I spill it and I just do, I can't remember which shoulder, so I do both of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a woman. The other guys look like dudes. And then, well.


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[Assistant] What else do you want me to do? So he painted the other 11 apostles and left John out and put in a woman? I mean, that would be what an artist would do, would do something like that. I mean, you're lucky Jesus is even in this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everybody's listening. That's what Peter's mad, like Peter seems like he's trying to figure out who's going to do it. Yeah, he's got a knife out.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Was that movie, is it a movie? Or it's a, yeah.


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[Assistant] So I would have been the age that would not have went and saw that. He was back to the age that would go see it.


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[Assistant] But I was in that, I was in that middle where like I just, I never saw it and you were a child.


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[Assistant] Come on dude, I was, I was already starting comedy. I was already in comedy. Because you watched Narnia.


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[Assistant] Well I think that's the key, you know, I did it here. Uh, the key to success is you got a wide variety. Our savior.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, so people come from different points of views.


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[Assistant] One of- Where you been? Yeah, where you been? Someone's going to betray Jesus and he's like, I wasn't even here. He probably wasn't talking about me.


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[Assistant] I absolutely think that he did that because everybody else did it. So he goes, I'm not going to do it. That's what you would have done. That's what I would have done. Like as a, as a, I think me and him are probably equal artists, you know, just a couple of guys. Uh, but I'm saying like, as I think.


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[Assistant] If you're looking like every painting was around a table and most had halos, well if he's the big dude that's gonna do this painting that's been done probably a bunch, he's like I gotta do it, I gotta make it so different and better than everybody else. So no halos, put everybody on the same side of the table.


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[Assistant] Right there is already like, people were like, that's amazing. Already separates it. Already separates it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for sure, I was just kidding. You guys wanna go see The Last Supper painting?


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[Assistant] We had to take a train over there. That we are in a time now where everybody would think, you're like, I don't know, man. You know, it's all you need is something like, well, a lot of it's being kind of going away. Oh, I'm not, it's not even, I'm not going to go. Look at this line.


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[Assistant] Is that a photo? Yeaah. Yeaah. That's cool. Is that a selfie? Yeaah. Someone didn't take a selfie?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, can you like, that's where your news, you know, you're just seeing, can you imagine seeing the two most famous painters just go at it?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm not going to do this if he, I'm paying you good money and then, you know,


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[Assistant] I would like it if everything's like, yeah, you did that on purpose, right? He goes, my neck was, I was going to go out a little bit farther and I was like, I gotta get out of here.


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[Assistant] You know. So later on, uh, I'm a hundred feet in the air on some real rickety wood. I mean like old timey wood, like where you're, you're like, you know, just like every, it's like moving. You're like, I'm going.


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[Assistant] There, I mean, that's so funny, like, alright, that's fine. You'll be remembered forever.


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[Assistant] Just that pity. That's what I mean though. Like when they say what does this stuff mean? Like it's this big thing. Right there should be your answer. He put whoever, nobody,


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[Assistant] As the face, the main face. Basically, Jesus and then Judas, the main two faces in it. Those are the two most probably looked at.


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[Assistant] Kind of like, we're trying to figure out, maybe even possibly more, Judas more than anybody. Because he's the one. And so, that important part of a painting,


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[Assistant] You know, I think when you're like, he's doing it, it's, I'm sure there, there obviously is like, he's thinking about stuff, but you go do, but always remember before you get down some big rabbit hole, he put a dude, just a regular guy's face on it because he didn't like the question the guy asked. So that guy, he still has that in him.


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[Assistant] No, I don't know why, but I mean, they, they are, as we're picking up some steam, it seems like it's heading that direction. Donatello has got to be probably coming up, right? Donatello was.


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[Assistant] He's arguably the most important one out of everybody.


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[Assistant] But the Renaissance is not just in general, it's just, it's a, it's a, it's where it actually was.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, William Shakespeare is more impactful than Leonardo da Vinci. Especially for, for us.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everything. That was my old joke about, he invented a bunch of, he invented, we did that. You know, all the words he invented. I mean, he's, you know, I think he could walk in. I wonder if they ever met. Were they around at the same time?


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[Assistant] I don't know if he was selling it. Why would they put it in a section that's called forbidden books and you still go get it and you're like, no, no, no, it says forbidden on it though.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Very bad, forbidden books. Just get rid of it though. Just throw it away. And he goes, no, no, that's the point. I made a sign. Those books are forbidden. Forbidden is like a pretty tough word. It's not, you know, like we suggest it's like, those are forbidden. That's a word that you're going to, I mean, you're going to be like, wow, I want to go read all those books now.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah. Like they go, yeah. Yeah. And this is 2003. So this is when internet. Yeah. If you tell someone, don't go look at something, everybody goes and looks for it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It seems crazy that they call it the Streisand effect. I mean, I feel like that's been happening forever. You know, I mean, like they forbid, like we're now like, oh, we're called the Streisand. I feel like that's her idea.


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[Assistant] To go, what if you call it the Streisand Effect? You guys ever think about something like that? You're like, what are you talking about?


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[Assistant] I mean, what's the, isn't there a rule of thumb just in life is like.


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[Assistant] You want to do something that someone tells you not to do. Yeah. And now in 2003, we took that long before we gave it a name. Oh, you know, it kind of strives in effect. It makes no sense. It's nothing like even buddy would even want. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Social phenomenon. Cause what are you crazy dude? The whole, oh God. How do people.


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[Assistant] Beginning of time would want to do it. That's the whole point of it is you want to, uh, Adam and Eve, Eve don't eat that apple. She eats that. It started there and we give it the name, the Streisand effect in 2003. The ego of these people that whoever made this is pure insanity that they go, Oh, let's call it now the Streisand effect.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's the worst. Cause I said don't, no, don't go look at my picture of my house. And then everybody went and looked at a picture of her hat, like.


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[Assistant] Oh, maybe that is something. Oh, you think it is? Oh, well alright.


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[Assistant] It's the Streisand effect. I would, I've never heard this. And have y'all heard this? Oh, uh.


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[Assistant] I've never, I've never heard it, and I would think...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a, yeah, it's a backfire. Like, uh, it just doesn't make sense that it's like, you know, that's the strides. It just seems weird to.


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[Assistant] To name after her and be like, yeaah, like, I mean, did...


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[Assistant] I could have been a lawyer apparently in 2003 and told her


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[Assistant] Yea, if you do this, a lot of people are going to notice that you're doing this and then more people are going to come up with it. Right? I mean, who figures this out right now?


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[Assistant] The barber's try, like, I was like, what? Why would they call it that? What did she do?


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[Assistant] He was doing it looking in other people's apartments before that. And he just one day accidentally knocked it and then went to the moon and he goes, Oh.


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[Assistant] Do you know your telescope goes up higher?


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[Assistant] What? I thought it just goes straight ahead. And that's why I was only looking at my neighbors and they go, no, no, no. If you, you can make it point up a little bit higher. Wow.


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[Assistant] He was the first to do it so he invented the telescope? It doesn't say he invented it, it just says he was the first.


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[Assistant] Cause we're not magic. I dunno, that's what I was gonna say.


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[Assistant] Why doesn't it go at, why doesn't that apple always fall sideways? I don't know weirdo, cause why would it? As you say to him and he's like, all right.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And that's when he figured out gravity.


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[Assistant] Do you have any others? Sorry, I brought that up. Yeah, one of the myths is you think there's a lot of myths about apples. That's also added into the apple myth. The Weber effect.


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[Assistant] Wait, so when he saw that apple fall, he just said, why does it always fall down? And then he went and figured it out and figured out gravity. Did he have to make up the word gravity? Maybe.


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[Assistant] And he just hasn't been assigned anywhere yet. He goes, I'll put you there. You kind of work with his Apple thing. Man.


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[Assistant] And I bet someone goes, do oranges fall down? He goes, yeah, I mean, it's like basically everything. Like he, he has to always, what about if a tree with it, it's going to go, yeah, it's going to go down.


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[Assistant] Right? Yeah, I mean, what did he say? It took a couple days and you're like, I don't know if you made it all the way around the world.


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[Assistant] It's you're in it. We'll just jump out and live somewhere else. You're like, everyone's dying on this boat. Well, every time they jump off these, they get murdered by native Americans.


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[Assistant] I mean they're just going into other people's land and they're like, I don't know, why don't we live here? You're like, I don't know because they apparently don't want us here.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine not knowing how big the world is? Like you just are going and you're like, I don't. And it's just water day after day after day. And then you see some land and you go to that land so happy just to get a runoff. And you're like, how are these people? And those people are like, what?


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[Assistant] Who is this coming up on this boat dude? Like how crazy wrapping your head around that? Just being like, there's a boat.


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[Assistant] There's people. That would blow your whole world up. You just sit there, you're on, you know.


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[Assistant] Just, you're like in, you're in Hawaii. Like you're just, you're just in an island, middle of nowhere. And then something comes up that's someone else. And you're like.


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[Assistant] What? And it's, and it's coming from these, these guys that are like talking about all this crazy smart stuff. And I mean, those guys, you go there, they're Native Americans, they might be 200 years behind where you're at. Like they might be, I think, right? Has anybody been to these other 1492?


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[Assistant] Not these. The ones I found were just...


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[Assistant] Bigger than Johnny's wife. He goes, yeah. Oh yeah. He goes, now I was above, I was looking at the water and you know, they don't move quick, but yeah, their faces are just like, like a horse.


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[Assistant] And then he goes, oh, these dumb Indians grabbed my sword. Can you believe how stupid they, that's the same in the same sentence. That's what the guy goes. It's all these just fat mermaids, dude. I don't know. Then what'd you do? Like if an Indian's sword, they grabbed it, they grabbed it and cut their hand. How stupid are they? All right. Anyway, uh,


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[Assistant] These mermaids, let me talk about the mermaids again. They do these fads.


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[Assistant] Columbus day, and we have a Columbus day, we don't have, I've never, I don't know if I knew this. Did you know it?


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[Assistant] Well, but we don't even know who this guy is. Like this guy's not talked about like Christopher Columbus.


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[Assistant] And I mean it's named, I know it's like, oh well it's named after, but I'm not thinking it's, I never thought it's named after a guy.


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[Assistant] Where you live is named after me and they're like, can I beat it dude?


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[Assistant] But it was just because- Christopher Columbus comes in, just shoves his face like just with his hand and goes, just get out of here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the first course ever is right next to St. Andrews. East Lothian, Scotland?


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[Assistant] 1672. I think cause you can go play it, uh, I mean everybody goes to play St. Andrews, but like that one too is, it's the first course.


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[Assistant] Everybody should live by that. People are listening. I think they stopped a while ago, but they're...


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[Assistant] Yeah, we can do a dinosaur one. You know. Yeah, this is all stuff we'll figure out on our own.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I do a lot of it on my own is how they get decided. It is tough to figure out which ones. It's hard to figure out ones that because you want them to be something that we can talk about and be funny.


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[Assistant] That's why philosophy was fun. Cause philosophy is about, it's a lot of different thing. Middle ages was fun too, like, but it was, uh.


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[Assistant] Not saying that this wasn't fun, but they're, but you know, but it's like trying to find.


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[Assistant] Did it really? That's what a lot of people say. I don't, we're never going to get to that number, but it was, it's...


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[Assistant] You try, it's two years. Uh, nah, we'll be, all right. Everybody, thank you for listening as always. Uh, we love you and I hope some of y'all love this. All right. Bye.


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[Assistant] So we do have our facilities open, so you are able to come in person anytime. We're 24-7. And you can cancel in person at one of our terminals with a team member.


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[Assistant] Uhm, if you happen to have moved out of state and you're no longer near our particular location, you may be eligible to transfer your account to a location that is closer to you.


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[Assistant] As far as people making sure that things were going through the proper way and it was just becoming an issue on


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[Assistant] We just got a puppy and we were signing the name. We were reading about it. It said, make sure you don't call them by anything close to a command. You may also be giving them. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Alright. Redemption from the creator of Eastern Promises. I have no idea what that is.


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[Assistant] What was the one you said he did last week that someone pointed out?


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[Assistant] Yeah, a few people commented that Kodak was just a name he invented because he liked the K sound. Yeah. So he put it on the front and the back. So Eastman was the man.


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[Assistant] It's huge in uh, Kingsport, the Eastman Chemical Company. A few people commented, they liked the calendar.


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[Assistant] I think they had like a 28 day calendar, like the first day of the week. Yeah. It's always going to start on the first or something like that.


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[Assistant] You know, I've never been to Rhode Island, but I have a Providence story. I don't know if you remember this or not. There's a Providence, uh, shopping mall.


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[Assistant] Providence 14 in Mount Juliet. And I went online to buy Spider-Man tickets or something. We went together, right?


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[Assistant] But, uh, well maybe, but I accidentally bought tickets for Providence Rhode Island. Yes. On my. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think I called them or stuff to see if I could cancel and they like, you gotta come in in person and then.


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[Assistant] Well, like you said, we just did this randomly. State Picker in Rhode Island came up. And as I started doing research, I was like, this might have been a mistake.


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[Assistant] So Rhode Island, smallest state in the US. That's the one thing I know about it. It's so, distance north to south, 48 miles. East to west, 37 miles. That's crazy. Think about how small that is.


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[Assistant] Now it's the... Massachusetts. It's the smallest state by size. It's the second most densely populated state though, in the country. They've got over a million people there, in Rhode Island. What are they doing?


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[Assistant] They only have five counties in like 39 cities, but they're pretty good sized places. That's a lot going on.


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[Assistant] So it got it's name Rhode Island. I mean there is an island there, most of it's mainland, but there is an island there called Rhode Island.


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[Assistant] It got its name because explorers, there's a couple, there's two theories. One said because the island has red clay, road means red.


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[Assistant] And the other is because it reminded an explorer of an island in Greece called Rhodes. So when they came there, they just named it Rhode Island.


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[Assistant] So when English settlers came there to settle it, uh, they made a deal with the native Americans and purchased, uh, the area that's now Providence. Providence is the state capital. It's the largest city in Rhode Island. Yeah. Do they like, uh, negotiate with the native?


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[Assistant] Uh, the founder of Rhode Island, Roger Williams, at first he didn't tell the King of England that he purchased this land. He's like, we got it from the Indians. It's not, not their business. But then things started taking off. He's like, all right, I got to tell somebody. So like it started becoming a big bustling. Yeah. Like things are happening here. Yeah. And the phone was in.


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[Assistant] These are people that came over like the pilgrims to live and to make a new world. So finally things were taken off and he had to go back to the king and say we need a patent for a new colony.