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[Assistant] Any, and Dusty being a member of your awesome podcast crew is just further proof of that. Dusty, you are awesome and 10 years alcohol free is really inspiring. Congrats, Kim. Yes, you enjoy life a lot better. You will.


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[Assistant] And this needs to be said, like, you know, this, the alcohol, it's, it's, it is, it's poison. It's such a drag.


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[Assistant] You're bored with your life, so you don't know what to do, and you have no, so you're like, uh, alright, this, well now in my life, now this becomes fun. And then once you, I think that's the flip, is you just go like, well I wanna have fun, but I don't wanna have fun and then feel bad the next day, which ruins the next day.


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[Assistant] I think you, I think everybody's, you're gonna get around people that you're gonna be more fun to be around. Cause you're gonna be fun. And you're gonna go do stuff during the day, you're gonna go do this, you're gonna do that, like it's fun. You lose, and then it's like the people at night when you're like,


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[Assistant] You know, there's just a, there's times where you just go like, alright, this is, it's not, it's not worth it. Yeah, the party's over.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. You get up and you go do stuff during the day and, uh, yeah, that's awesome, Kim. You're doing great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there, uh, yeah, I, I, I also, I think it's the control. Like it's like, I, I think a lot about the, the having no control is, I, I, I don't ever want to go back to that. Not, you know, like no control in the, you know, it's like, you're going to feel bad the next day, you're going to, all these circumstances,


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[Assistant] And then you're like, I don't want that anymore and I am, and I'm glad I don't have it.


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[Assistant] I wear it all the time. I mean, I don't have it now, but it's the last episode, my silver jacket, Viori. I wear that jacket. I mean, all the time.


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[Assistant] And then you're like breaking it down to be like, well, we know this would do this and then it collapsed.


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[Assistant] But if like the trade centers, they did not think they were going to collapse like that?


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[Assistant] No, no, I know, but I mean, when they thought it would fall, I thought they didn't, like it's a miracle that it even fell. If it's going to fall, it's a miracle that it felt like it fell.


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[Assistant] I would think the praying mantis does to us skinny legs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Donna, you know, a lot of stuff, quotation marks, dinosaurs were around and, uh, they just survived. They were huge. They were the biggest, like they're, look, that's a, like that one over there on the right, that's a grizzly bear and that's how much bigger they were. Golly dude.


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[Assistant] I don't think you could just cause it's arms are long, they're taller than you. Yeah. That could be the strongest thing that's ever lived. Could be.


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[Assistant] I mean just, that's the thing, bears, like, bears have, they've become, they are my new favorite animal. Uh, uh, uh, uh, you know. What was your old, like that bump?


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[Assistant] I don't know if I had it old, but snakes, I like, I always like snakes. I always go to the reptiles. I like looking at snakes. I don't want to touch them anymore, but I like looking at them. And I've always, always, always loved snakes. I read blog books about snakes and stuff. Uh, and then, but now bears are-


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[Assistant] I mean, yeah, it's crazy. The rock is so big.


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[Assistant] And he does, he looks like a regular person next to Shaq. And Mark Wahlberg's on his tippy toes right here.


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[Assistant] Probably. But Shaq, geez, he's huge, man. Mark Wahlberg's not as small as it looks. I think the, the, the biggest favorite in this picture is Wahlberg. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Well, just because it's like, you're like, oh, he's not, cause you think, you know, all the other ones are so tall. But I mean, Barkley looks bigger than The Rock.


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[Assistant] I mean that's so... This is blowing my mind.


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[Assistant] Kind of the same thing. Yeah. I got a branch from the Isaac Newton tree.


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[Assistant] Literally survive. They're like, if I can help it, I might die on a road today. Yeah. And he goes, all right.


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[Assistant] It just would be. I would bounce off something. He'd bounce off something, like something just wouldn't. They go, the baits hit the same time. They go, nah, he, we, we don't really know where he's at. I think I would.


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[Assistant] They're still- Why do they fall, but then like, the other people jump. They're still falling.


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[Assistant] So you can jump, you can dunk a basketball in the moon. Oh yeaah, for sure. From the three point line. Maybe.


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[Assistant] Well there has to be a point with everything. So there's always going to be a point.


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[Assistant] There's so much gas out there that I'm sure just like, if you fly through a cloud.


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[Assistant] But I think that it will. But it still stays a cloud and I imagine, I mean, if it expands, it just kind of comes back together.


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[Assistant] But a cloud, you fly through clouds, I mean they don't, otherwise we'd go get rid of clouds. If you're like it was, if it's a real cloudy day, you'd be like, well just fly some airplanes around and just knock all the clouds out of the way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. I mean, look, I think it's all kind of, it's, it's hard to wrap your head around. That's the idea behind, uh, the idea behind a God.


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[Assistant] Just being, everything feels like it's created in the fact that it's so perfect. It's so perfect. That it's like...


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[Assistant] It's unreal. It's just, nothing can work. I mean, look at everything.


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[Assistant] Everything's perfect. You have animals that can eat these animals and there's an order of which ones can eat them. Like none of this makes sense.


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[Assistant] How, and but up there you can't breathe. So how's the oxygen staying here? But is this oxygen come off like, is it plants or is that like, it's part of where it comes from. It comes from the ground and plants and stuff like that. I think it's like that kind of stuff. There's no plants up there that we know.


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[Assistant] Well, I just wonder though if our spaceships can just shoot right outta here.


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[Assistant] I feel like it's such a thing that unless you understood it, you wouldn't, you know, you can't like, we wouldn't everybody, I, there's nothing that could be said here that would be like, okay. Why do you think you, I don't understand enough of it or care enough. Why do you think Jeff Bezos couldn't get out?


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[Assistant] I don't, uh, they can, I think they can only go to that point. I just don't think they're going to send some of these people to space because they don't have, you know, if you, if it goes wrong, you're, it's over. You're, you're floating, you're gone. See you later.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would love, uh, I think it's like, it's like until you, it's hard to wrap your head around it. Like it's, but that's also, but I mean, that's, that's everything in life. I mean, it's crazy that we're sitting here at a table and like we started somewhere, you know, like that's all insane if, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, whether people believe in Big Bang or God or whatever, all of it's insane and it's insane that we hear and I can't.


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[Assistant] Tell you exactly why we are here. So. Why do you think that?


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[Assistant] Is Mars temperature going to be good? It's very cold, I would imagine.


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[Assistant] And you had to live that the whole time, unless they built the atmosphere. See, that would make me, that's going to make me feel weird. If you go build an atmosphere, then I am going to be like, well, why are we, how, like, then you question our atmosphere. You're like, so y'all just built one?


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[Assistant] And then you're like, well, who, does someone build art? Like, you know what I mean? Like, how do you, building an atmosphere, like that would seem.


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[Assistant] It's just see if we can even do it. Yeah. And then you gotta forge your mail to Mars.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, really? Long time. Oh. Would you think it would be years? Uh, yeah, I don't know. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know, to be the first to go, you know.


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[Assistant] So that's where the bullets are going and they fire, they just immediately just eventually end up on the ground.


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[Assistant] I don't think I was ever learning like that. When I heard something, I never thought, man, that's crazy. I was just like, I'm here because we have to be here.


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[Assistant] I feel like it would be hard to be like, if you think you're like, I do get it, but then you also, you want to be the one that goes, that's enough.


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[Assistant] That's tough. Yeah, to stop. I mean, it's been four generations. Because you can always make it like a middle name, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so you're Aaron. Yeah. It's like, who cares?


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[Assistant] It's kind of pointless. You know, after that they go, what do you want it? He just asked you, what does your name want to be? It doesn't matter.


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[Assistant] Let's call you it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, Weber. It doesn't matter, Weber. I have false. Lord Faustin is going to take over this manor.


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[Assistant] And then you're, then take over your brother.


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[Assistant] That's a way to get in. That's a way to get in the back door. And then revenge.


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[Assistant] So our bodies would keep falling if it wasn't for gravity. We stop because of the ground. Our gravity pulling us to the ground.


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[Assistant] So like hitting golf ball on a course is, it's got the gravity, once it goes, gravity is just starting to yank on it.


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[Assistant] It has nothing to do with the actual vacuum that we use.


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[Assistant] If you, but it has a top, you'd have to cover the top.


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[Assistant] That has zero gravity in it. Inside.


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[Assistant] How do you run faster? I would imagine you're.


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[Assistant] Wow. Friction with the air. Yeah. Makes the game fun when you're out there talking about this stuff.


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[Assistant] I just read something today, uh, I saw just a headline, so I have no idea if this tour is real, but there, like some, it was like a clickbait thing, but it said some swimsuits are, uh, are being, you can't use them anymore because they make people too fast. Wow. Oh. Hmm. That's, that's good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have no idea what the basis of this is off of. It's too fast.


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[Assistant] So you can't even really walk. You're being pulled down. So stuff's gonna, like you drop a quarter, it's like, God, you're like.


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[Assistant] Don't believe in God or something. Like, you know, they think, well, it's like, that's why it all worked out.


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[Assistant] And it's all, like, cause it's so perfect, everything's worked out the way it's worked out. It's all, but it's all insane. You know?


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[Assistant] They could figure that out on the ground.


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[Assistant] Because of, you know, and this guy talks about it and they go, that's why we're in space. That's why it costs $800 million. And he goes, and then there's that. And I threw a basket. We had the basketball. We're about to take off. He's like, the guy's got the spaceship in neutral.


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[Assistant] Y'all can play basketball up there, now I'm gonna do a, I think I'm gonna do a force thing.


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[Assistant] Would you go a thousand miles away just like that?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean it would be. What if I started driving a car 300 miles an hour the other way where it's going to stop? Be a fast car for one.


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[Assistant] That'd be great. What if you jumped like an elevator? Yeah. Right at that moment.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but you, yeah, you just, when you set your feet back down, you're like in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but if we throw, if a hundred miles an hour plane, I mean like a train, you throw that ball up and it comes to a complete stop, the ball's not gonna just fall. It would just go.


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[Assistant] If you're inside the train. If you're inside the train, it immediately stops.


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[Assistant] Hits a wall, so everything's going to come crashing. Well, if I threw the ball right at that moment, would the ball not hit and then everything would knock it forward?


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[Assistant] So like if you jumped, it's like everything around you would go.


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[Assistant] Spin like a record, you just, and then you land and you're in like, you know, Memphis.


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[Assistant] If you drive, if you drive a car 100 miles an hour, and you just toss in a ball.


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[Assistant] Because everything is going, but that's what I mean, the ball would fall straight down. I don't think the ball would just jerk.


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[Assistant] So like that means if the earth stopped, if you felt like, I bet it's about to happen, and you just jumped, you would. You'd be alright.


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[Assistant] It just does, it lands on the different part.


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[Assistant] Uh, I'm trying to think what I've dropped in a lake before. And if you look at the cans.


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[Assistant] So them doing the wild cherry Pepsi, I had a diet one I liked a lot. But even to it, I'm more of a diet, a zero diet, zero cherry coke.


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[Assistant] Cherry Coke Zero. Cherry Coke Zero is, I mean, that's like a dessert. You get some ice in it.


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[Assistant] Alright, so regular coke. Same. So I guess it's trying to float.


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[Assistant] But the rest are all the, it's, it's basically, if I said go grab me a drink.


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[Assistant] And I said, give me the one that's closest to the bottom. You would be confused. Which one? Yea. You would go, and you would just, you would give up and grab whatever. Get the one that's floating.


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[Assistant] This is like OJ. I mean, I'm not saying I knew that. It's like OJ with the glove, trying it on. Always remember, people are listening.


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[Assistant] Because you have a big trash can, and it's got ice and water in it, and someone threw some drinks in. If you're a diet drinker, you're gonna not be that mad, but if you're on a non-diet, you have to dig down there a little. You're gonna be cold, your hands are gonna get cold.


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[Assistant] So if you want to, if the water is cold enough and you're like, throw me this Diet Coke.


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[Assistant] You can throw it, I don't even catch it, I'll get it eventually. But if someone's like, you want a regular Coke? Be like, I gotta make sure it hits me in the hand.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause it's gonna go right to the bottom. That's the stuff this will solve.


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[Assistant] And now we've proved it. I think it's all, yeah, physics was like all important. It was like, I get it like Isaac Newton doing it and figuring it out. Cause it's like, well, they didn't have TV or anything, so.


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[Assistant] The old Faustons, Fauston Neffs, Isaac Newton just out there, you know, marveling at this kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] That was fun, right? That was fun. Yeah. Yeah, I liked that. Yeah, I liked it. We did. I think people learned a lot of stuff and yeah. Uh, all right. Thank you for listening. As always, we love you very much. Uh, I don't know when this is coming out, but go check us out on the, all the websites and uh, all that. And uh, truly we love you very much. All right.


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[Assistant] That's fun. I'm in Phoenix too, actually. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You have a corporate gig on Thursday. Yeah. I'll come by if there's an invitation. Yeah. I'll come by.


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[Assistant] What do you got that weekend? I'm staying in town. My siblings are coming in. We're just going to hang out.


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[Assistant] Recognize that it's harmless and just enjoy the ride.


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[Assistant] Right, right. Totally. That's the instinct though, like you've had it, I'm sure, where it's like everybody's having a great time in the crowd, then there's the one guy.


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[Assistant] I only pawned one thing, I pawned a tablet at a pawn shop up there in South Bend.


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[Assistant] Like an, uh, yeah, not an apple, but.


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[Assistant] I don't even know what you're talking about. I thought you were joking like Moses 10 commandments tablet.


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[Assistant] So we had like a party dance type where you brought a date and I had zero dollars. I mean zero dollars. Cause the trust fund.


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[Assistant] I had, I did, I sold a couple things, I did a couple other odd things. I scrounged together like 45 bucks. Like enough to pay for dinner. How was the day?


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[Assistant] No, I think I did regret it. I wish I had gotten rid of the tablet. Cause I could have used it later, but I don't know. It's a fun story now.


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[Assistant] No, this wasn't like a, I was taking a girl out on a date. It was just like a group, everybody, you'd bring somebody. I gotcha. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you used to literally sell poison for gas, Dusty. Do you think you might have had a small hand in this?


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[Assistant] A little more pretentious. Opalaika was the more blue collar.


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[Assistant] I remember one, I don't remember where exactly, but in a way locker room, high school football, they had a single stall.


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[Assistant] Just out in the open, but it didn't go up to the ceiling, it was like.


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[Assistant] If you were sitting in there, your kind of eyes could look over it like the neighbor from home improvement and just watching people have to use the bathroom. You could just make eye contact in a locker room. Yeah. Sitting down. It was that low. Uh, we, we.


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[Assistant] I do that too. Sometimes if I get a Diet Coke on a plane, they give you the can and then they give you a cup with, and I don't need that.


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[Assistant] You're not a guy, my mom came to see me in Columbus, had a guy get kicked out.


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[Assistant] I kicked the guy out while I was on stage. And it was kind of cool for me because I saw my mom after the show. I was like, well now you're seeing like real.


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[Assistant] She see me open for you. She see me like do a church with John. I go, but this is like, this is a club. I'm kicking people out. She's like, I've never seen that.


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[Assistant] No, no, this was not a, he was yelling the f-word repeatedly.


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[Assistant] I actually said that on stage and go, do you know me from the Nate Land podcast? And that guy had a laugh from a few people, but that guy just kept yelling it after like the fourth time. I was like, all right, dude, you got it.


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[Assistant] Okay. Kind of funny the first time, because it was so just random.


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[Assistant] I think it had taken some other stuff too. He was just kinda- He's Columbus, Ohio or Columbus, Georgia? Columbus, Ohio. Okay.


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[Assistant] Columbus George, I wouldn't even have to say that. You just know that that happened at this show.


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[Assistant] The host is on stage and we can hear, and we hear within 30 seconds, the host goes, y'all better stop doing this before the next comics come out. Like you could do it with me. They were like, okay, right away. It's a problem.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're doing all that. And then I go out and this woman's filming me in the front with her flash on filming. And so I walk over and I'm not having a great set. I walk over and I go, Hey, can you stop filming me please? And she goes.


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[Assistant] I legitimately heard Dusty from the stage at the green room. I just heard him go, man, I am not having a good time. He was not.


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[Assistant] I do think you have a pretty big heads up. It builds in the distance. It's like a tidal wave. You know it's coming.


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[Assistant] And there's a haboob coming in. I don't think they called that in the movie, but I'm definitely going to call that now.


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[Assistant] I mean, the comp crew's got a pretty good run and start on this one. He loves to run. He knew.


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[Assistant] The heat in Arizona is crazy. I was just there two weeks ago. It was about 115 degrees during the day.


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[Assistant] I'm literally getting alerts to my phone saying you should not go outside. And from Lucy.


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[Assistant] And uhm, the, the crazy thing about it for me was that it almost like it had nothing to do with the sun.


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[Assistant] The heat, because I walked back to the club, Steve Byrne and I walked back one night.


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[Assistant] At like 1030 at night, it's dark outside and it's 109 degrees when it's dark.


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[Assistant] Well, you think it would matter more than six degrees of heat. You think it would cool down quite a bit.


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[Assistant] I'm sure the sun is involved. I'm just saying it's crazy that it's still that hot at night. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I kind of felt myself like cooking from the inside out after a while being outside, like almost like a microwave, like my bones are hot.


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[Assistant] That's a big jump for me because there's an episode of Kirby enthusiasm where he calls a guy out for wearing shorts on the plane.


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[Assistant] He has a little travel tip. He should wear long pants. And I've worn long pants since then, but.


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[Assistant] To Phoenix, I wore shorts and I'm a big fan of it. Change the game, dude.


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[Assistant] I'm trying to point, while the other two people fall asleep, I'm trying to align the air thing towards me without them seeing.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I need all that air. But not as much now that I'm wearing shorts. Yea. What shoes do you wear?


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[Assistant] It's uh, like sneakers. Yeah. Tennis shoes. You think you can go no socks?


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[Assistant] No, no, I always wear socks in public. I don't have the feet for that. I'm pretty aware of what I do.


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[Assistant] I trimmed down enough to where I don't have to, our knees aren't pushing into each other.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Door knobs everywhere that goes. It is a weird, like.


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[Assistant] Sorry. That's what you do. That's what you do. Sorry, everybody. I didn't know. Yeah. Sorry. The plane's weak. That's all it would take for me to forgive that guy. It's just that moment.


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[Assistant] I guess I'm glad they're that meticulous, but I'd be pretty annoyed if I was on that flight. Make that guy hold it shut the whole time, we'll be fine.


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[Assistant] They're all nice too. I've noticed the employees are nice. And you know what I did?


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[Assistant] Little, uh, hack I figured out. I made my buddy Joe Kelly, who's been doing some shows with me. I made him my companion on Southwest.


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[Assistant] Does he have to fly out of here? He has to fly on the same flight as me.


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[Assistant] That changed the game for me. Yeah. Cause a lot of gigs I'd love to bring somebody, but I can't, can't afford to fly you out.


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[Assistant] We ever talk about the Navajo language being used so much in World War II? We talked about that before. I think you talked about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the language is complicated. They're code breakers. Yeah, they're code breakers because it's like the most difficult language in the, in the world for people to understand.


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[Assistant] I think it's so during World War II to communicate messages, they'd have people that spoke Navajo to communicate it because that way if they were intercepted.


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[Assistant] Germans, Japanese, they couldn't understand what was being said. Because it's this very complicated language.


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[Assistant] That only exists in the small corner of the world. They had no exposure to.


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[Assistant] I saw something recently. I follow this guy on TikTok that can speak like every language. It's awesome. It's like a superpower.


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[Assistant] He just walks around New York City and all the different little sections and speaks their language.


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[Assistant] Anyway, he was talking about Navajo and how hard it was to learn and that in English we have one word like to hold.


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[Assistant] But there's like 13 different versions of, to hold in Navajo.


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[Assistant] Like, depending on why I'm holding it or how big the thing I'm holding it, they have a whole different word for it. So it's all super complicated.


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[Assistant] You want to hear, want to listen to someone speak Navajo? Yeah. All right. Let's pull that out. It'll take you two seconds.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Yeah, that'd be tough to pick apart for me for sure.


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[Assistant] Yeah, even just written down, it looks super complicated.


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[Assistant] Oh, Niagara falls. Nope. Victoria falls. Yep. I don't know what that is. Is that on there? Yeah. In Africa? I think it is. Yeah. It's a waterfall.


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[Assistant] Great Wall of China. The Barrier, uh, the Barrier Reef.


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[Assistant] Paracutan, it's a volcano in Mexico. Okay. Looks kind of cool.


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[Assistant] Statistically speaking, the harbor of Rio de Janeiro is the largest bay in the world based on volume of water.


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[Assistant] Additionally, the mouth of the harbor is unique, resembling more of a river than a bay. So it's just, it's the largest. Seems like a stretch.


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[Assistant] Oh, for the man-made one? Yeaah. Well, you gotta do, yeaah, okay.


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[Assistant] Well, this is, well, this is a picture used to, uh,


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[Assistant] That's literally UFO the truth is out there.com.


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[Assistant] It existed for 106 minutes. It just floated there in the air.


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[Assistant] First franchise, not the original store. Right. But this was a year before- They got it going.


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[Assistant] And the title of the article is, you won't believe where McDonald's opened its first drive through.


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[Assistant] I mean, is it that mind boggling that it was in Arizona? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's also on ArizonaCentral.com. I'm guessing it's Arizona.


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[Assistant] Got Craven trying, I mean it worked. I clicked on it. I want to see, maybe I won't believe. You did. We won. He got the click from me.


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[Assistant] I mean they got a pretty nice, they're, where they're at is pretty beautiful.


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[Assistant] Dude, the trail I took when I hiked the Grand Canyon was also a mule trail and it was.


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[Assistant] The mules were just letting loose on that trail. It was, it was just a mule droppings all over the trail, like a comical amount of it. And you didn't mind it till you're on your way back up when I was really struggling.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we exactly have leaning for it. Just smelling it. It was a, it was a problem.


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[Assistant] It's, it's the most popular trail. It's called the bright angel trailhead, but they, they take mules on it also. So it's like mostly people, but those mules are just.


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[Assistant] You can, I thought about going to this last time I was there, but it's a pretty good drive from Phoenix, but you can go visit it.


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[Assistant] Just to give you, here's this picture gives you a great idea of the scale of it.


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[Assistant] Just these people here, and it's just so deep, so big.


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[Assistant] Well, what's the alternative? How much people dug this?


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[Assistant] Then again, it drained. Lake Mead has dropped 30 feet since February. That was in 2014. Sorry. After it drains out, they'll go.


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[Assistant] Or just, is it where people take? There are just dead bodies in every body of water I bet.


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[Assistant] I mean all of them. No way. All of them. Yeah. Old hickory lake. You don't think there's. Yeah, but I'm saying that's the big body. I'm saying 20 or 30 dead bodies in there.


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[Assistant] Oh boy, it is cute. It is a hideous looking animal. Just unpleasant.


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[Assistant] Uh, I mean divided by a hundred. So I'm having trouble doing that in my head right now.


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[Assistant] This is like math that should be so easy to do. I'm struggling even comprehending how to do it. Sorry.


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[Assistant] I'm going to tell my grandkids about this. They're going to tell their grandkids.


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[Assistant] And they're gonna say, what is a penny? And I'm gonna have to explain that.


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[Assistant] This is pretty cool. He did a time lapse video of him building it and just how, how he did it.


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[Assistant] Pretty cool. I mean, it has 177,000 views, dude.


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[Assistant] Actually, they are. The Giants are in town playing the Diamondbacks that weekend. Yeah. So, Yaz will be there. Oh, that's awesome.


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[Assistant] Do other countries resent the fact that we call it the World Series?


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[Assistant] I don't think it's rigged, but I don't think it's all encompassing as they act like it is.


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[Assistant] Because it is not, it's not every kid that played youth baseball. It's only the kids that play youth baseball for that league.


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[Assistant] I think it's gotta be the majority, but for the South, I mean, I didn't know any kids that played little league.


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[Assistant] I was always Dixie Youth, so it was our own, it was our own thing.


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[Assistant] Okay, was this just people actually from there or was it people that played? Played there. Okay. Randy Johnson for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's the best player from Waverly is. Don't get me started.


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[Assistant] You've got, uh, some people pushed back on that. They defended you. Oh really? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, they, uh, they did not. Oh. And we have a lot of Christians and they were worried about your soul. Oh, okay. They just wanted you to know that you can't earn your way to heaven, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So we got there Sunday night and Monday morning, early.


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[Assistant] I hadn't even gotten up yet. He was already done and back to the hotel and he said that you did the whole.


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[Assistant] Announcement like, Hey guys, welcome to the set. You know, the kind of the rah rah rah.


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[Assistant] I was so nervous on set, even though I had one little line. I know that sounds stupid, but I was so nervous and I get there and it's, it's a lot, it's intimidating. And I had my own trailer, but I was in there and like, oh my gosh, and there's a knock on the door and I'm like, come in.


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[Assistant] Greg walks in. I never met Greg in person. He takes the time, introduces himself.


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[Assistant] We talk a little bit and it really made a world of difference just to kind of put me at ease. Oh, good, good.


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[Assistant] You're the first person I met and it was the director of the whole show. You were so nice.


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[Assistant] By day two, I was a diva. I was like, I was relaxed. I was like, what's taking so long? I'm in my trailer like, come on guys.


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[Assistant] I had my scene memorized and we did it over and over and then you said, okay, now try it and say this instead.


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[Assistant] And that right, woah. But that's the one you end up using.


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[Assistant] It's just like a joke. Sometimes the first time you tell a joke is when it's the best cause it's more natural.


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[Assistant] The first story you told me about Greg, you told me about him and he came on the set and how he punched up made it so much better.


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[Assistant] But you said he told a story, a story about...


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[Assistant] I think I got this right about, you knew some professional athlete, you were talking about players, and then your wife said-


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[Assistant] Did you decide before or after I arrive that even though I'm an inmate locked up in prison, I still need a mask on my face?


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[Assistant] But people pointed out to me that even Hannibal Lecter gets to take his mask off when he's locked up. You have me still. I pitched for Brian to wear it on the


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[Assistant] They gave me this nice wrap jacket, a sprung here and a little note here thanking me for being, I kept this so I could sell it, being on the show. That was very nice. I love it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's why we're here. I think you like the NFL football.


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[Assistant] He's got that funny joke about they're just taking out streaming services and putting them together and calling it cable.


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[Assistant] You also have great music and that must be expensive.


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[Assistant] He wasn't doing it to bet on himself later. That wasn't his motivation.


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[Assistant] I think if you live in that town, you can say we.


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[Assistant] Our traffic's bad, our, you know, I think you use that in general about a lot of stuff that you live in that city.


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[Assistant] I do give friends hard time if they support some team on the other side of the country.


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[Assistant] Now your buddy Tony Kornheiser pointed out when they became the commanders that no team, any team that has more than two syllables, it always gets shortened.


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[Assistant] The 49ers are the Niners, and Patriots are the Pats, whatever. Here are the Predators are the Preds. That's gonna make them the Commies.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't think so. I think they, well, they've thrown out some vague kind of, not specifically. I think they've had a few theories.


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[Assistant] Isn't that what the movie Nashville is about? Which I've never seen, you know?


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[Assistant] He's just a lump, he's just a lump on the floor now. He posted a video, I guess, recovering. He said, had two surgeries, one on the front, one on the back.


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[Assistant] But he never says like what the surgery is or anything. So you just have to kind of guess, uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, we were talking about what we could talk about and he's, everything I threw out, he's like, Greg doesn't know anything about that. And he's, Greg doesn't know anything about that. And we were like, all right, we just got to stick to Greg's little narrow. That's all I know. Yeah. Show's about guys getting out of prison, but it's about a guy who robs from the


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[Assistant] Bad people and gives the good people. So Nate said, let's do Robin Hood in prison.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. So the, I think we talked about this in the Middle Ages episode. Robin Hood probably wasn't a real person. Uhm, but. Probably. We don't know for sure.


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[Assistant] There's some people back in the 14th, 15th century that they said kinda fit the tale, but


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[Assistant] Basically it's been around since then, different variations of the story of robbing from the rich to give to the poor.


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[Assistant] I mean, I've got some cases of some modern day Robin Hoods, but do you guys think there's ever a situation where it's okay to rob from bad people or rich people?


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[Assistant] There was a guy called the environmental Robin Hood because he would just mess with companies that were doing bad stuff to the environment. He called himself the Fox because he saw on the Fox river that, uh, dial soap company was polluting the river. They found dead ducks and globs. Well, that could have been you, Dustin. I just dumped them out there.


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[Assistant] I would have been in the river all day. He found like greasy, comfortable slime in the river. So he would go block their drain pipes and just put trash in there. He, uh, dumps some dead skunks on their door. He would just do all these things just to mess with them. Uh, all these different companies that were polluting the rivers.


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[Assistant] There was a pastor in LA called, they called him the Black Robin Hood. He helped 18,000.


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[Assistant] Intercity students go to college over 15 years. Oh wow. He said 98% of them got a degree, but he was fibbing their financial aid form.


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[Assistant] And they're, they're, it's kind of like what we talked about on the college episode where people were faking.


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[Assistant] He, uh, he was having them sever their legal ties from their parents, so it would look like they're out on their own and, and they'd get more financial aid. Or if one of the parents made more money than the other one, he would, uh, just say, pretend like that parent's not around.


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[Assistant] That's true. He's robbing from the poor to give to the poor.


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[Assistant] He would only get them to apply to prestigious colleges. That seemed like, come on, just get in college, but.


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[Assistant] But he took no money for himself. He did this all just to help these kids get college.


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[Assistant] There was a hacker who would hack into companies and steal money and give it to the poor. Like he would steal Bitcoin.


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[Assistant] And then give it to some group that's fighting ISIS and stuff like that or he would.


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[Assistant] Hacking the government, uh, that we're doing what he thought was shady practices and share stuff with WikiLeaks.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I mean some people think Julian Assange and Edward Snowden are like Robin Hood in a sense for what they're doing. Yeah. Exposing stuff. But that's another example of like


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[Assistant] He wasn't keeping it for himself, he was stealing stuff and helping out poor people. He was hacking.


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[Assistant] Most of these guys end up getting caught and going to prison.


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[Assistant] And then once you're in prison, there's a thing called a toilet talk. You guys heard of this? Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's basically where if you're on different floors, uh, this prison, you can talk through the pipes, flush your toilet.


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[Assistant] People have relationships and stuff. I think there was a documentary on Netflix.


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[Assistant] So I don't- Did they have the knob at the bottom, like in your home, where you can turn the water off?


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[Assistant] Like send stuff down and somehow they could pass stuff back and forth.


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[Assistant] Being in a prison, we've done prison shows and then shooting it. It's pretty intimidating just being in there.


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[Assistant] So you just, I just see two guys just yelling and going at each other. It's pretty scary.


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[Assistant] Now we talked on here a couple weeks ago about the Supermax prison and where 23 hours of solitary confinement. Would you choose a roommate or not if you had the option?


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[Assistant] Well, they said that, uh, Al Capone was obviously a big trouble in any prison. Then they sent Alcatraz and it broke him and he ended up joining the Alcatraz band, played banjo.


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[Assistant] Uh, just to kind of. Really? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he sits up and like, uh, you know, this, this place. He knew he was done for there.


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[Assistant] I think it's just, I think they sent people there who were troubled at other places just to kind of rehabilitate them, like, just to behave. Wasn't necessarily the worst criminals, but it was the most troublemakers.


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[Assistant] There's a bunch of people try to escape Alcatraz. There's only one time where they haven't found the bodies.


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[Assistant] And they think they just drowned, but they never found the bodies. Excuse me. So there's, uh, there's some guys who.


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[Assistant] Found a fingerprint DNA evidence in 2016 of a guy who was then would have been 83 years old that, uh,


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[Assistant] They can't swear that it's him, but they think they may have made it. The movie Escape from Alcatraz starring Clint Eastwood is based on these guys. So they, uhm,


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[Assistant] Took some human hair from wherever the barbershop is and put it in the bed and pulled it up and made it look like they were, uh, bodies asleep.


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[Assistant] And then they took a bunch of, uh, raincoats. I guess, I don't know where they got all these raincoats, made a raft with it. And then they, uh, they think they made it maybe to the mainland.


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[Assistant] Well, there was a guy in Brazilian prison whose wife would come to visit him and he had, I guess they had some alone time or something. She brought her, him, the clothes that she was wearing.


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[Assistant] And then she changed in some other clothes that was in her purse and then he put on her dress, put on, shaved his arms and legs, put on fake nails, put on a wig, lipstick heels and walked right out of the prison.


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[Assistant] But then, uh, police officer noticed someone outside really struggling walking in the hills, and that's why it gave him away.


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[Assistant] Dusty, look up, uh, Ronald Silva. There's a photo of him in this getup, uhm, just to show. And does that girl go to prison?


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[Assistant] I don't know if she went to prison. I think she did get in trouble. She claimed she didn't know what he was up to. Yeah. But it's hard not to. There he is right there. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, that's not modern, but it's modern by my standard. I know the eighties and nineties country, but I kind of stopped.


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[Assistant] No, I don't think that, I think they always eventually get caught.


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[Assistant] I'm drawing a blank on his name, the guy who jumped out of the airplane. DB Cooper. DB Cooper, yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I had a whole character arc for my character arc. Is it going to be Season 2?


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[Assistant] I think I'm just misunderstood. Okay. And I feel like I'm going to get out. I'm guessing with COVID, I'm not going to get out.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna escape from prison and I'm gonna show up in season two and they're gonna realize I'm a decent guy.


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[Assistant] And, uh, she landed a helicopter on a football field and they still caught up with him somehow, I guess.


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[Assistant] You know, helicopters, they take a little while to come down and land.


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[Assistant] In uh, Catch Me If You Can, the guy, Frank Abingale, I think is his name, that Leonardo DiCaprio played.


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[Assistant] He convinced the prison that he was an undercover inspector, just observing the prison to see how they're doing.


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[Assistant] I don't know, uh, is that it? Oh, that's Leonard Gabriel. Yeah, he did, uh, he did stuff that, uh,


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[Assistant] Maybe that was part of his sentence. If he worked with them, he got a lighter sentence to help them. Yeaah, he's still alive.


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[Assistant] David Spade on his new special talks just about that, how he'll purposely say something wrong just to mess with the server, just to see their head explode.


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[Assistant] I thought of someone who escaped, and at least for a while, what did stay out on El Chapo.


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[Assistant] There was a guy in Korea who was a yoga instructor and he could contort his body. So he went to prison and he found a way to slide himself through the food slot.


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[Assistant] Like they had the bars and just the little slot that you could portray and he, he contorted his body to get through there.


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[Assistant] That's a good way, some dumb criminals. Uh, there's so many of them. There's now TV shows just about dumb criminals. I found one though from last month that I thought was pretty good. This is in Georgia. A guy called the police.


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[Assistant] And McDonald's complaining about his fries being lukewarm.


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[Assistant] Not hot. Police showed up and there's video of all this. A body cam. He complains that the manager


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[Assistant] You know, as far as we're cold and then complain about it and then the guy goes and talk to the manager. Turns out the guy who called the police complained had outstanding warrants for a homicide.


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[Assistant] He, uh, they eventually figure out what's going on. He kind of freaks out. They chase him through the McDonald's parking lot and they tase him and now he's in prison. But a guy wanted for murder calls police because his fries are cold.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I watched the, the police body cam and they asked the guy's name and you could tell he's a little hesitant, like, oh, you want to get into this, but he gives him his name. Then the guy goes in, talks to the manager, comes out and he says, look, here's the deal. The manager said he'll, he'll refund your money.


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[Assistant] Are you okay with that? But he wants you to never come in this McDonald's again.


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[Assistant] And the guy goes, I don't even live here. You know, I ain't going to come. He's like, yeah, but you got to fill out this thing. Just saying that you're never come again.


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[Assistant] And he's about to get away with just leave, but then all of a sudden the guy just freaks out.


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[Assistant] And he takes the clipboard, he's like, I don't trust you guys, I'm staying over here. And he's like, what's your problem? And he finally just takes off running. And then they chase him, and then they find out later he's wanted for murder.


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[Assistant] Oh, they didn't even look it up. No, he just kind of freaked out. Like maybe while they was inside talking to the manager, he started thinking about, you know.


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[Assistant] Are we, is it? Yeah. I wanted to ask you about your fake towns or.


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[Assistant] That you put in, I noticed Raising Hope, they were in Natesville.


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[Assistant] I'm at, uh, Billiards of Springfield. It's a...


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[Assistant] Pool hall, I guess, and I also do comedy shows, so I'll be there Thursday night, so please come to that. And then Friday and Saturday, I'm at Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis.


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[Assistant] Look at all the hotels, hotels in Vegas. Oh yeah. Did you forget this guy's Hot Wheel collection? Did you forget that?


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[Assistant] But each one of those, each one of those doors has a roller chair behind it.


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[Assistant] Check out thousands of great cars. That's vroom.com.


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[Assistant] That is how it's spelled. I've never heard it pronounced that way though.


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[Assistant] I think normal gas station, view pump gas, that gives you license to your entire trip to the gas station. You can leave it.


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[Assistant] I'm the comer and the goober. Goober was my grandma, my great grandmother's cousin. Wow. Saw him at a wedding. Well, George Lindsey's his name. Yeah. You know, George Lindsey. I do. Yeah. I'm related to him.


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[Assistant] Wow. I only saw him once at a wedding and then he died, but. Yep. He's the pride of our family.


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[Assistant] I think Gomer's the one that's more famous. This is Goober pile. I believe it's Gomer's brother.


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[Assistant] I don't know. That's not the real. It doesn't feel right. I can't imagine that would be the full experience. What do you mean? I mean, from Burger King?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying I wouldn't count that as gay.


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[Assistant] I was going to say the same thing about apple seeds. Everybody said my whole life. Those are poisonous.


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[Assistant] And also you need to rinse the apple in the sink. I was taught that as a child.


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[Assistant] And I became an adult. I said, I'm not rinsing it and I'm eating the whole thing. And I don't know if I'm the best advocate for it being healthy.


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[Assistant] I saw a tweet once that said Dasani water tastes like it's been sitting in a water gun.


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[Assistant] And, and that really ruined Dasani for me that tweet cause I can't get that out of my head. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Do you eat the unpopped kernels of popcorn?


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're not frontiersmen from 1910s. Yeah, I love to do it on the band.


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[Assistant] I know everyone did look at me immediately. I do have thoughts on this. I like Godfather's pizza might be my favorite of gas station pizza. Also 7-Eleven pizza, very good, underrated.


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[Assistant] And there's also a chain, if you guys know Casey's general store. Oh yeah, I've been to Casey's lunch. They take a lot of pride in their pizza. People from areas where they have Casey's are like, it's the best pizza in town and it's pretty good.


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[Assistant] Actually just used it on a flight. How was it? It was pretty unremarkable. I was in and out.


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[Assistant] Well, it's just, you know, I didn't time things out. Life happened. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, it was a, it was a big moment for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah. A Bucky's near Dollywood is going to be insane.


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[Assistant] That's it. Look, you could easily confuse that with a gas station.


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[Assistant] It's like the two of us together are that guy.


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[Assistant] It's tough to think you have a really original thought and you're like, I made that exact.


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[Assistant] That's true. About two different things. But I believe in more about gas stations than that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Mall's honestly a bit of a reach now, looking back. Well, that was early in the podcast. We were describing. This is a different time. Look at you. It's a different world. You were right.


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[Assistant] That's very funny. Ben, that was very, very great edit. Man, that's awesome, Ben.


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[Assistant] I remember I always get it wrong when it's on or when it's off, but there's definitely a wagon.


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[Assistant] And finally, it's our old pal Vroom. With Vroom, you can buy a car entirely online and have it delivered straight to you. So you never have to go to a dealership again. Nate.


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[Assistant] Well, you learned the hard way. You need to go with somebody like Vroom. That's what's so great about them.


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[Assistant] You can do, uh, instead of going to a dealership, you can buy the car from home, a park, or even as you listen to Nate Land, literally.


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[Assistant] Anywhere else. You can browse thousands of cars at one place. You don't have to spend your weekend driving out to a bunch of different dealerships, meeting up with a stranger in some unlit parking lot.


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[Assistant] When you shop on vroom.com, you never have to haggle or negotiate the price. You know me, I'm a coward. I avoid confrontation. I'm intimidated by confidence. You can, you can say enough. Yeah, dude.


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[Assistant] You can get money out of me. I need to use Vroom next time I buy a car. You get a price instantly. So you don't have to waste time in a dealership. Vroom is entirely online. So next time you need to buy a car, grab your phone, grab your tablet, grab your laptop, grab your friends, go to vroom.com and check out thousands of great cars. That's vroom spelled, uh, phonetically vroom.


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[Assistant] That would be dot com V R O O M dot com. Gotcha. Vroom. Our old pal.


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[Assistant] Houston Wednesday night, then I was in Brian, Texas, then all weekend in Dallas. And God, the shows were so great. So many people came out. It was amazing. I had a nice fun, like humbling moment. I pull up.


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[Assistant] Friday to the club and there's like a line outside. I'd never seen them. Like a line like that. And I was like, oh, this is awesome.


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[Assistant] And I'm walking in, I'm like, Oh man, so many people came out. And as I'm walking in, I hear some guy say to his wife, he goes, I don't know some guy named Aaron Weaver. I was like, Oh yeah, here we go. But the crowds were great, man. So thank you to everybody that came out. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] Like Shelton, nobody gets past red. That's a great song.


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[Assistant] What is the country song you showed me, Brian? We were driving back from Alabama and you put on the saddest song I've ever heard in my entire life.


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[Assistant] And then it's like, you can't sink into it. You said this is your trouble with movies too is you can't, you're not invested in the characters ever at all. You don't care about the character development.


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[Assistant] How is that a salt lick? Is that what it means? They just lick the block? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think you get two or three, but all of a sudden open up a little private window.


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[Assistant] The Toshiro tribe vanished into the jungles of the Amazon.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Did that take you out of the story once you noticed that? Cause that would. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I just decided I'm, I'm gonna like sink into this and like, I'm in this world for an hour and a half.


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[Assistant] It's pretty fun. It's an immersive experience. Is it uh, gory?


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[Assistant] It's pretty gory. A lot of jump scenes. A lot of just like looming dread.


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[Assistant] I think, yeah, I mean, I don't even count it, but I think about 12, yeah. But it's rare enough that this guy has a YouTube channel and I'm like, it's amazing.


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[Assistant] Melania Trump, doesn't she speak a ton of languages?


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[Assistant] It's the building block of a lot of other languages like English. So it's like you need to learn Latin first. You read, you read Latin and you're like, oh, I see like the start of some English in that.


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[Assistant] He'll speak, start speaking in Chinese and they're like, well, we actually speak Cantonese and he'll start speaking Cantonese then Mandarin. And yeah, it's wild. You want to hear an ancient Latin sounds like fluent in Latin.


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[Assistant] No, I think he's impressed, right? I'm amazed by it because it's not a language you hear spoken very often. Speak in ancient Greek.


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[Assistant] You ever see musicians where they're jamming together and one of them does like a crazy thing on the guitar?


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[Assistant] The reaction of the rest of the band as they laugh. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] It's yeaah. It's like a release. Right, right. And I think they understand how crazy that is that he speaks ancient Greek.


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[Assistant] It says, a semantically equivalent form preserving the original word order is, so this is another way to word that sentence. Buffalo bison, that other buffalo bison bully, also bully buffalo bison. Or you say buffalo


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, it's a tough, it's a tough decision. Do you get fired or? Die. Plane crash.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't really know, but. I remember I had a teacher growing up. I don't remember which one, but I do remember the little placard.


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[Assistant] Or whatever on her desk that said no is a complete sentence. She had that. That's like teacher humor. And it also means no.


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[Assistant] Just no was in quotation marks. She's saying just no. That's a complete sentence.


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[Assistant] So it's designed to just sound like English gibberish? Yeah, I think so, yeah.


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[Assistant] I remember I did a few, enough that I remember it, but I did some jump in the bed truck rides growing up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're only offensive insofar as we've agreed that they're offensive.


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[Assistant] Disrespectful argument with my, my wife about this, watching some TV show and it's like a family having morning breakfast and the kids are just cussing the parents out.


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[Assistant] And I go, who talks to their parents like this? She's like, some people do.


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[Assistant] I go, I can't, this is, I can't watch this. Yeah, this is out of control.


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[Assistant] There's no surprise. It's like a fart in a church. Right.


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[Assistant] Sounds like somebody, something somebody says who can hear. Yeah, it's very like, I don't want to learn it.


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[Assistant] Awesome. This Friday and Saturday, I'm at the Bridgeport Stress Factory, Bridgeport, Connecticut.


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[Assistant] Never been, I'm excited. Next week I'm in Chicago at the Chicago Zanies, then Milwaukee, then Davenport, Iowa, then Vegas, then Atlanta, and that's October. So come see me this month.


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[Assistant] I was home this weekend, but I was watching golf and had a Seinfeld Kramer moment. I look, you know, like Nate.


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[Assistant] Oh, did you? I had no idea that you were there, but you were on TV. Oh, really? Yeah. Like, I mean, very briefly, but, but you could see you standing. Oh, at the tournament? Yeah. Oh, that's fun. But it was very much like Jerry and Kramer or George or anything. It's like, is that Nate? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Did you, why are you watching golf? Just had it on? Yeah. Yeah. Just sitting there. I watched women's golf yesterday. That's how, when you're sitting there feeding a baby, whatever comes on TV, you just keep watching.


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[Assistant] Much better call Saul sometimes, late at night.


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[Assistant] Well, I love Better Call Saul, and there's only like two episodes left. And everyone makes fun of me for still having cable, but...


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[Assistant] If you don't have it, how long do you have to wait to see something like that on streaming?


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[Assistant] When you look at the, uh, Emmy nominations or whatever, it's all shows on a streaming platform. Better Call Saul is like the last one maybe on a, and that's on like a cable network, but.


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[Assistant] And This Is Us just ended and I think that was pretty popular and that was on NBC. That's probably the last on broadcast TV that... Yea, I don't even know if I know of any.


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[Assistant] Or CMT or what? I mean, there's not new episodes. Right? I didn't know. I think it's over. It's like Andy Griffith.


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[Assistant] Greenwich. We talked about it last week. It was a long time ago. Okay. That's where it started.


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[Assistant] You don't want electricity in your house, but you like a good tanning bin. I know. I mean, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, heaven is eternity. It's, we can't, or like, I'll speak for myself, I can't comprehend eternity. I can comprehend a really, really, really long time.


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[Assistant] But you still think, that's still thinking like there's an end. Something that never ends. I can't wrap my brain around.


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[Assistant] You want to go back to a previous civilization?


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[Assistant] Pretty crazy, and then I read this article. He, uh, there's a picture from 1930.


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[Assistant] On a beach where a guy died on the beach and looks like this guy. So maybe he figured it out. Went back to the past and died.


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[Assistant] Well, I clicked on it and read it. Uh, I mean, there's, uh,


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[Assistant] So basically this guy created a time machine in 1995. He claimed he did. 1997 he disappeared. Some people think he did it as a prank. Just some people think he wanted to get it off, get off the grid.


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[Assistant] And, uh, some people think it worked and- And he couldn't get back.


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[Assistant] And then later on, this photo pops up from 1930 of a dead person on the beach. It looks a lot like this guy. So then- And he's the dead guy. Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I don't know if you knew what it meant or you really thought you were just like measuring how much that would be worth in like 10 cents worth.


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[Assistant] Back in my day, we had real coke bottles and you had to have like a, uh, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you need a bottle opener and underneath the tin thing, they had a contest. Coke is the real thing and you gotta have all four. Real was the tough word to find.


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[Assistant] So I think if you got all four, you won like a thousand bucks or something like that. But there were people that would, I never found it, but it was a big thing. It was like one of the first contests like that.


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[Assistant] I saw, I don't personally, I saw people in the newspaper.


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[Assistant] Yeah, probably a third because I think it was 1.2 billion, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] The government can't pay you the 1.2 billion or whatever?


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[Assistant] Maybe the government never anticipated it would keep going up that eye and then like oh crap, can I just write you a check?


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[Assistant] There was a guy in Michigan, I think he was a retired math teacher. He figured out.


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[Assistant] How to beat the lottery. It was like one of these new games that not like.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's so many different little games out there. This is one of the small ones and he figured out somehow an equation to win.


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[Assistant] And then he started telling other people and all these people started doing it and like finally the government I think figured it out and put a stop to it, but everybody was winning.


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[Assistant] I think there's a movie coming out with Bryan Cranston about it.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I looked this up. The Senate does it all the same, but the House of Representatives does it like he said. If it's a vocal, it's aye or nay.


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[Assistant] Well, I think it's pretty big and there's some swamp areas. What's a swamp area? Like a tree grows in a lake?


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[Assistant] Alright. Guys, uhm, I have a problem.


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[Assistant] Uhm, there's a taste that you just kind of crave and it's, it's, it's good, it's so easy to make, just one scoop, pour it in, you shake it up, you're ready to go. I just sit there, read my paper, watch 60 minutes.


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[Assistant] Some athletic greens. Yeah, it's great for you. So it's a good addiction to have. It is a good addiction to have. It's easy to make. It's great. One scoop of powder, water, shake and drink. Right now it's time to reclaim your health and help your immune system with convenient daily nutrition.


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[Assistant] Just one scoop and a cup of water every day. That's it. No need for a million different pills and supplements to look out for your health. And we all know that that's where I'm getting to, but this is helping.


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[Assistant] Again, that's athleticgreens.com slash Nate to take ownership over your health and pick up the ultimate daily nutritional insurance.


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[Assistant] What are we talking about? We're talking about collectibles and memorabilia.


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[Assistant] And the reason this week, last Thursday, the, uh, Hannes Wagner baseball card was sold at auction. The most expensive card ever sold, sold for $7.25 million.


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[Assistant] The real one. The real one. So the reason this card made a bunch of extra. This is like the ultimate card. The reason it's so valuable is because there was only like 200 ever made.


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[Assistant] It was made by the American Tobacco Company, and then Hannes Wagner said, I don't want to encourage children to buy cigarettes because of my image. So they stopped production.


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[Assistant] So there's only about 200 made. Now they think there's maybe 50 left in circulation.


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[Assistant] So if you have one that's in good condition, it's gonna go for a few million dollars. It's not the only one that's done that, but this is the most expensive one yet.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's one that sold last year for 6.6 million and it had a great influx.


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[Assistant] Well, it had a grade 3 on this grading scale. This one that sold last week had a grade 2, so it was in worse condition, but it just keeps going up. Every time they sell, they go up in value.


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[Assistant] Cards. Mostly old. There are some new ones that are now valuable. I was in the golden age of bad baseball cards when it was over saturated the 80s and where there was just so many sold that-


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[Assistant] What year? I thought you said like a guy's name, like Don Russ.


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[Assistant] Topps is the main one that most people think about. There was Donrus or Donrus and Fleer.


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[Assistant] Alright, so this is the most valuable car, but later this month there's an auction.


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[Assistant] For a 1952 Mickey Mantle, which is also incredibly rare. That's a great name. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Wow. Uhm, it's also very rare. A guy, uh, the owner is a 75 year old New Jersey waste management entrepreneur. So the mafia. And he's had the card for over 30 years and he bought it in 1991 for $50,000.


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[Assistant] And they think it'll sell for, could sell for two, 10 million later this month.


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[Assistant] So you gotta hold on to it for 30 years. Well in this case, don't really.


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[Assistant] And I was joking about him being the mafia, just, New Jersey wastes man. I think people took it serious. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I thought that was just a Metro service, Metro Nashville service. Hmm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I guess my wife pays it, but yeah, that's what's happening. There was weeks where I thought that was like Metro public waste or something that they was part of our taxes. I thought our taxes pay for it.


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[Assistant] I think trains in general seem to such a throwback like where are they going? They're all look like they're on their last.


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[Assistant] Oh, I didn't mean passenger train, I meant like hauling, like, stuff.


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[Assistant] I just think it'd be fun, I mean, someone from the 1800s came to our time and they're like, back in our day, we had trains. And we're like, well, yeah, we still have those. I mean, they're essentially the same. They haven't changed in a lot, except I guess the caboose.


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[Assistant] Well, there are, uh, there's three grading companies that grade these baseball cards and they do it on a scale from one to ten. They look at basically four things. Centering, meaning if it's centered.


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[Assistant] Properly, like, when they cut it up, corners, edges, and surface. And then they grade it on a scale from 1 to 10.


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[Assistant] Oh, so you didn't have these, you bought them. Yeah, these were cards.


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[Assistant] You can Google and get a, an estimate. These are from my error. Oh yeah. So here's how I collected. That's how I collected too.


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[Assistant] In these books. You didn't collect like this? I did when I was a kid, yea.


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[Assistant] But I was told if you bought a complete set, never open that they're worth more. So this is from the complete set tops 1987. My mom wrote on here value 19, I guess that's what we pay $20. And I looked it up last night and it's now worth $25.


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[Assistant] Zane Smith, I remember him. Yeah, the Braves. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I look, I mean, again, I haven't had any graded. I looked last night, just.


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[Assistant] He was two years behind me in high school. So, but I've got a ton of like, you know, rookie cars from...


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[Assistant] Ricky Henderson, Daryl Strawberry, people like that.


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[Assistant] I mean, I was so into baseball cards. I was too. I texted your mom and I said, did your kids collect anything growing up? She's like, baseball cards. She said, Derek had some Batman.


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[Assistant] memorabilia and Abby did beanie babies. Yes.


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[Assistant] I asked if she, if y'all still had them and she said she thinks the kids got the Batman toys and...


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[Assistant] Did something with them. She said that the other stuff is at your individual houses so she thinks they're here. Oh, I don't know.


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[Assistant] Your mom said this was supposed to be her college fine.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And Abby told me that your dad, every time he would go on the road, he would buy one and come back and bring it to her. And she said the tag, which I think it says, was it say tie? You gotta leave them on.


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[Assistant] That's kind of like, don't open the box, they're worth more with the tag on them.


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[Assistant] She said she has a princess die that she didn't bring. She said that camel there is a knockoff beanie baby. Uhm, so she got that on the black market.


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[Assistant] I mean, I looked up the most expensive Beanie Babies. There's some rare ones that, and she's got a huge crate down there that are worth a lot of, I mean, a few hundred dollars. Oh, really? Yeah. I think on average, some of them are like $400. Wow. This is the devil here.


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[Assistant] Well, it says a collection. Oh, it's Furbies. Furbies is another thing. Uhm, there's some that came from McDonald's. I guess McDonald's gave away Beanie Babies back in the day. And some of those are so rare that they're worth on average $400.


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[Assistant] Well, before my time, they would put baseball cards and spokes of bicycles because it would make a sound. And that's why these old like Mickey Mantles are so rare that there's any good condition because they would just get tore up.


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[Assistant] Well, comic books, there's a, the record comic book just sold. So last year, the super brand, the first one that he appeared in sold for, uh,


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[Assistant] 2.6 million. Then later the year, the first Spider-Man sold for 3.6 million.


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[Assistant] Well, a different Superman just passed Spider-Man, 5.3 million. So uhm.


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[Assistant] So it keeps going up, but the supermans are by far the most...


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[Assistant] Oh, Stole, I don't know. I mean, we've talked about the Mona Lisa, how it was stolen and then it set for years, I think, because we talked about, wait, how are you going to do it? And then finally someone found it.


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[Assistant] Now there are cases with what I found with baseball cards and comic books. Someone died, the kids are cleaning out the attic and they find a Hannes Wagner, a Superman original worth millions and then they sell it at auction.


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[Assistant] There's, like, Nicolas Cage is such a big, uh, superhero fan. He had a huge comic book collection. He had the original Superman. He sold for two million dollars. His last name, Cage, comes from Luke Cage, who's a Marvel character.


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[Assistant] And his son, he named his son Kal-El, which is Superman's name on Krypton, so he has one of the biggest, or at least used to have one of the biggest comic book collections of anybody.


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[Assistant] You have, uh, cause old newspapers can be worth something. And you have, didn't you say you have the 9-11? I have the 9-12.


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[Assistant] I would keep sports sections from the Tennessee Inn as a kid if it was some big sport event. Years later I went back and looked, what I thought were huge, like, it would be like,


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[Assistant] Well sports memorabilia is a huge thing too and autographs, the most expensive autograph going right now is anything signed by Kobe Bryant. Oh yeaah. Uhm, I read one place where stuff's going on average for $17,000 if Kobe signed it. But then when I googled, tried to find something, I couldn't find anything close to that.


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[Assistant] But it had Kobe by far the most, Jordan second, and Babe Ruth third. As far as autographed memorabilia.


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[Assistant] You can like, people sell everything online. If you went on eBay or some of these sites and looked for a Nate Bargatze, uh,


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[Assistant] I've got one, does it say anything else about where it came from or who the seller is?


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[Assistant] Cause I've got the, uh, what was the one before that with the coffee cup?


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[Assistant] I'm just kidding. But there's a lot, I actually did look, there's a lot of Nate Barghetti stuff on there, like there's autograph pictures.


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[Assistant] What's that one going for? I think it was $10, wasn't it?


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[Assistant] So you don't have to be, I mean, there's comedians, anything people can get autographed, and that's why, we've talked about this, some of these professional


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[Assistant] Yeah. The most expensive sports memorabilia.


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[Assistant] The most expensive memorabilia ever sold was the original Olympic Games Manifesto.


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[Assistant] This is from the modern Olympics where the guy wrote up the, the idea and the plans and kind of the rules for it. And it's sold at Sotheby's auction house for $8.8 million.


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[Assistant] They thought this was going to go for somewhere between 700,000 to a million and it sold for 8.8 million. So that guy had a good day, whoever the seller was.


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[Assistant] So how do you ever own this kind of art? There are, I was about to talk about that. So, David Geffen, you know, Geffen Records, he's supposedly the biggest buyer and seller of the art world. He's got original, uh,


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[Assistant] Van Gogh or any of these guys, there are occasional, a private owner will get ahold of one and then once it's, they own it.


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[Assistant] And it just gets passed around and as long as no one gives it to a museum, you can keep buying it from someone else with more money. But I think the majority of them go to museums.


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[Assistant] Good graphic art. Yeaah. Steve Cohen, owner of the Mets. He, uh, he has a original Van Gogh. His overall...


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[Assistant] Portfolio is over a billion dollars in art. Jay Z and Beyonce have a half a billion dollars in art in their house or art that they own. So.


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[Assistant] Charlie Sheen bought one of Babe Ruth's World Series rings for $2 million.


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[Assistant] So I guess he could just wear it on his hand. I think he later sold it, but, or maybe sold it for two million, but he had it for a while. Cause he just likes.


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[Assistant] This weekend, uhm, at an auction, Bobby Bonilla's famous contract sold for $180,000.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, his agent sold it, who came up with this contract. You know about this contract? Yeaah. So Bobby Bonilla was playing for the Mets, and he had some claws where... You don't know, have you ever heard that name?


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[Assistant] It's Bobby Bonilla Day cause he gets his 1.1 million from the Mets. So that contract just sold this weekend for $180,000. Now you also get


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[Assistant] It says a 30 minute zoom meeting with him, but then later on it says you get a day with him where you get to go to breakfast, a trip to city field for batting practice and dinner. So you get more than just the contract.


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[Assistant] Another big thing that billionaires are into is rare coins.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, I guess that's true, but the most expensive coin ever sold for $18.9 million last year. It's a gold, uh, coin that I guess Roosevelt ended the gold standard back in the 1930s. This is where