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[Assistant] You are very forward people. Forward thinking. Yeah. No. Oh, I meant like you just inject your, out of nowhere, just one of you walk in a room. I'm Notre Dame. And you're like, golly, we weren't even asking about colleges. And they go, but I'm Notre Dame.


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[Assistant] Notre Dame, Joe, Joe Montana or chant Rudy. What do you mean? What do we say?


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[Assistant] Oh, is it just backward passing? So it's just tacking?


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[Assistant] That's kind of new, you feel like a very new kind of, you're like Oregon changing uniforms all the time. That's what it feels like.


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[Assistant] GMPP. Win one for the Gipper. Ronald Reagan. Yeah. Double J. I thought it was Kipper. Good game. George Kipper.


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[Assistant] I like that. That's a really good, surprisingly good rule. You only get one, but you can use it the whole time until you lose it and then it's over. Yeah, you could do that.


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[Assistant] I would do that. How would you do it? Cause you can't have them just challenging every single thing. It'd be nonstop.


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[Assistant] I know, but just say, so you don't get one challenge, you get one challenge. If you're right, then you can keep, you don't lose your challenge. The second you're wrong, you're done.


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[Assistant] They had a golf thing just for the, in the LPGA or women's golf. They did, uh, these girls together, they were doing a playoff on 18 holes and, uh, they're driving and they, she was driving in a car cause that's what they do. They hit him in the car back to the tee box.


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[Assistant] And then someone was like, you gotta get off the fairway. They told you to get off the fairway. So she drives, the lady's driving through and then she holds the rope up as they drive through and then she lets it go and it breaks her driver. And so then she has to hit a three wood.


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[Assistant] And the other girl hits a driver and the other girl wins with an eagle. Cause there's a par five and the other girl couldn't get there in two cause she had a three. And that was the moment.


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[Assistant] And you know, it's like, that's a moment that you're like, there's no way to even think about.


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[Assistant] Club malfunction, you're allowed to do it, but I mean, breaking it, you just broke it with the rope. You didn't, there's no malfunction. I mean, and I don't even know if they would have had, they should have probably been like.


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[Assistant] It's one of those that you just feel so bad that you want to go like, we're going to let her use the driver. You go, you make that other girl be like, you can only use your three wood. Like this was like our fault, you know, but I don't know. It is, but the rules are the rules and you, you know, it's like, you can't get too much into it.


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[Assistant] But what if you did the challenge thing and you said you can challenge whatever you want to challenge?


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[Assistant] There's not, no one's, I think it's a rule that it's not, this thing's not happening.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, but the referee, you gotta really, you're, you're trashing a guy that's making the least amount of money out there. And- Not in college.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about NFL. NFL. NFL.


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[Assistant] But even in college, they're don't, what are they doing? Donating their time? Or it's like, they're still not.


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[Assistant] I can see complaining about baseball players because they're making, it seems like they're making it about them on purpose.


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[Assistant] But I always just feel bad for Russ because you're like, I mean, it's an insane job.


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[Assistant] 57 grand? Why would you even do it? Why would you even do it? Why would you? I mean, it's like, I'm just saying that's a lot of money, but why would you even put yourself through? I mean, there's a chance someone's going to come burn your house down if the game is big enough.


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[Assistant] That means, you know, if you're hitting a 50 yarder, and if it's up there, that 50 yarder becomes, you're kicking it from.


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[Assistant] Literally the 50 yard line. And then the.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's been 60 artists, so that means someone could try to kick Phil Go from the 40. Their own 40.


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[Assistant] And then he tells the team what's going on. That's a weird way to communicate.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they can just talk to him. I'd love to put a helmet on and hear what it is.


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[Assistant] Cause they're trying to hear and he goes, all right, run the blah, blah, you know.


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[Assistant] I always thought if I was a running back, I would throw all my touchdowns. I would throw them in the stands and let someone take them. Let like, you know, be like just nailing people. We don't want this. No, but it's everyone you score, you throw it and give it to a fan. And you just go, it's about like this football doesn't mean anything to me.


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[Assistant] I always thought like, I was like, I would sometimes think about this dream. It's just like if you're running back in the NFL and you score touchdowns, you throw every touchdown, a ball in the stands, the end of your career, you have, you see how many of those people you can find, take a picture with all of them. And they all stand there holding the ball and it's all these people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I sold it. But it's almost like you would have to go like...


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[Assistant] I would be okay with whatever they did with the ball. Once you, the idea of it is you go, I'm getting, cause I think about this all the time.


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[Assistant] And I think like, so what if you like retire? Say you're the most touchdowns ever and all this, so they want something for the thing. You're like, well I'll give you my uniform. You could keep a uniform. There's a million things that you could kind of keep.


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[Assistant] Maybe you keep, I could even see keeping the last one, if you think it's our one, just being like, this is the one. So we're going to hold onto that one, but all the other ones have been given away. Uh, I could see some stuff, but it's like.


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[Assistant] It's not, you know, it's like you just, you're lucky to, you worked hard, you're lucky to be in that situation. And then you just, you're always throwing and then you're like, you're, you're the, you're the moment. So what do you need the ball for? You know, you're


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're allowed to throw the ball in the stands, so.


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[Assistant] They can do that. Cause I always think that too, it could be wasteful. Is it considered wasteful to be like, we gotta keep making. I mean, I don't know how many balls they have, but I mean, you know what I mean, footballs are for sale and just in general.


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[Assistant] I would, I would, I would do it probably once and then I would say, I'm not gonna, I can't take it off. What's the jersey swap?


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[Assistant] It depends on the comment. If you're holding a towel there, no.


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[Assistant] What's the guy? Formation. It's the author space. There he goes.


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought you were about to show your, from yours. If you guys want to follow my league, that's been for 20 years with a bunch of 50 year old men.


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[Assistant] And September 14th. September 14th. Oh yeaah. Hello folks. The Dry Bar Comedy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, next week is, yeaah, oh yeaah, the next week, I'm a, I'm a, I'll be at the corn fairy event.


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[Assistant] I'll bet there's some. Augustine's been playing that one? Augustine, yep. Augustine's on podcast. He's playing it. It's at the Grove. Oh, Cloven Park. Yeah, yeah. And, uh, and so it's a, it's a great event and I'm doing, I'm playing the Pro-Am like Monday and then the tournament start Thursday and it's going, they do stuff all week, but, uh, I'll be out there wandering around. It's fun. It's fun to watch. Awesome.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, so we'll be back, uh, not next week, but the week after. All right. Well, we hope you have a wonderful Labor Day. Hope you have a great next week. Uh, you know, we love you and we'll see you later. Bye.


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[Assistant] What I meant was, when can I start hitting from the senior T's? Oh, you're close.


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[Assistant] The seniors must love that. They let him play at 51 or 52.


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[Assistant] It is funny cause you get so fired up and we don't really know.


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[Assistant] Well, Derek and I were having this argument. Is he the most famous athlete to ever come to Nashville? And for your actual sport, I guess, maybe. So I mentioned that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's got to be the one. Well, the only person I mentioned, now he's not going to have that many Instagram followers, but Michael Jordan came to play baseball in the nineties in between his, when he was the biggest athlete in the world. You covered the game, right? Yeah. He was a sports journal. He really was. Well, from my college.


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[Assistant] Well, this was 1994. It's the match we were just at. David Beckham, his Spice Girl wife's there, Nicole Kidman, uh, Reese was all these huge celebrities there. And in 1994, when I covered this for MTSU,


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[Assistant] That's the celebrities that, you know, there's country stars, of course, but, but, uh, and then I met him other night. It's Amy's and I got to tell him that story.


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[Assistant] Wait. He was now. Yea, he was, Ricky here was 86 I think. Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for someone like me who doesn't really understand soccer to be able to see, even I could see the difference in his playing style.


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[Assistant] I also, uh, did a show at a church in Mount Juliet and, uh, do you want to show this?


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[Assistant] A kid in the audience that I've ever witnessed. You were there, Nate. I don't know. I don't even know if we want to talk about it, but it's, it was.


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[Assistant] In all seriousness, he handled it as best as you could possibly handle it, I thought.


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[Assistant] Well, this episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. If you're a nine year old kid who's harassed by Aaron.


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[Assistant] Trusting yourself to make decisions that align with your values is like anything. The more you practice, the easier it gets. There's a horse over there.


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[Assistant] Well, I just watched that documentary on Nolan Ryan and when he was the one of his no hitters, it was the ninth inning, maybe two outs of the ninth for him. And a guy came to bat with a leg of a table.


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[Assistant] Just for fun, just basically saying we can't hit you. So I might as well come up here with this big old, you know, and then the up was like.


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[Assistant] Obviously it was just a joke, but this is a guy throwing a no-hitter.


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[Assistant] And the guy's just goofing around with him. Yeah, I could have taken him out of his game.


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[Assistant] Oh, you switched it. We thought you were going to do an old man joke and you switched it to a young guy.


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[Assistant] You're talking about saying that Eleanor was at my mom's this weekend and she's gotten pretty good, like in a book, children's book, picking out the animals. Where's the whatever. But my mom is so Southern that it was confusing her and she was like, where's the line? Eleanor, where's the line at? And she was like so confused. And I was like,


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[Assistant] I mean, I see it like that too, but I was like, where's the lion? And he's like, oh, there it is. But my mom's like, this kid's dumb.


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[Assistant] Well, they say the universe is 13.7 billion years old. And now some scientists just come out and said, well, actually I think it's twice that. And it's now like, now we say it's like 26 billion years old.


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[Assistant] But this time you guys did the opposite. You did the I and you did the A. Good night, mate.


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[Assistant] I love my country and I get tired of people bashing it, but whatever.


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[Assistant] Nah, it was even earlier now, like 1500s. Somebody pointed out on the animals episode from three years ago, we had this exact same conversation.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's pretty much all pacific. Over there. Oh, pacific, I mean.


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[Assistant] He's trying to calm up the cool bird now. He's living somewhere, sunglasses.


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[Assistant] Well, okay. Um, it's disputed how long they've been around, but they've been around a long time. They invented the answer.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well, uh, they also invented the boomerang.


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[Assistant] The one they used was mostly for hunting, where it doesn't come back to you, but it-


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[Assistant] Kills the animal you throw it at, and then there's some for recreational where it would come back to you.


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[Assistant] That guy Josh, Josh Dobson replaced her, but I think from what I read, he found somebody else to just handle the elevators. Tommy. Oh, he dealt you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, her picture, I guess, was in every elevator in North Carolina. Is that what you're saying?


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[Assistant] Who's somebody in Tennessee we have that only we would know like Bart Durham? Yeah, for Nashville. That kind of stuff. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I feel like every city has that lawyer that is out doing those commercials.


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[Assistant] Everyone in Nashville just sent their kids to public school and it was fine. And now everyone sends them to private. And uhm, you know, unfortunately the kids that are left in public school.


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[Assistant] You know, they just, it's, they don't get a lot of resources and it's a struggle.


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[Assistant] Kinda like those restaurants in Opalak. Yeaah. They don't sell water.


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[Assistant] You never did that? But I thought we were talking about RC.


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[Assistant] We're like RC hung with them, but then we still say Coke even to reference them.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, today we're talking about fast food.


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[Assistant] And Aaron pointed out to me that we've already done episode on fast food, but that's okay. There's a lot of talk about fast food and we got a little, we're going to do another little bracket here.


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[Assistant] We got a tournament and, uh, I got some fast food facts I can throw in. But, uh, you know, as I pointed out before we started, we know fast food, right Dusty?


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[Assistant] That'll just be the name of this. Rehash. Callbacks.


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[Assistant] Um, dusty for the parameters are we're talking about how good the food is not about health or how it's killing us.


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[Assistant] There's 568 locations left nationwide. The closest one to us is in Columbia.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Long John. No, RC was me and my RC. Yeah, me and my RC.


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[Assistant] He was all once in it. Best jingle of all time.


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[Assistant] Jack in the Box almost went bankrupt in 92, 93 when the E. coli outbreak led to four deaths and 700 people sick. But then they did the character Jack, he was commercialized.


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[Assistant] Jack in the Box has 2200 locations, Bojangles has 800.


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[Assistant] Nah, I don't think so. I mean, if we go really fast.


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[Assistant] Beef and Cheddar Sandwich? Yea. Oh yea. Panda Express, number one. Anyone wanna guess?


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[Assistant] I think they wanted people to think we're more than donuts. What are you? Donuts. I wish they had breakfast food.


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[Assistant] Subway, sick at most locations of anywhere.


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[Assistant] According to this, McDonald's has 38,000 locations and Subway had like 37.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I agree with that. It's unbelievable. All my ice cream, just, don't be bothered. Yeaah. Geez. Yeaah. Y'all need to have a little fun out here, dude. There's six locations in Tennessee, of A&M, by the way. Six. One in Nashville? No. Uh, and I got a KFC fun fact here in Quebec.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's by law, everything has to be in French. So.


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[Assistant] Kentucky Fried Chicken translates to Polay Frit Kentucky. So, um. PFC. PFK. PFK. Yeah. PFK. Yeah, Kentucky starts with K. Wow.


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[Assistant] Church's Chicken is, uh, is known as another country. You hope no one would harp on it? Yea. If you live in Louisville.


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[Assistant] Louisville, by the way, is like the fast food capital of the world. Oh, is it? Because that Yum brand, uh, is headquartered there. A lot of fast food restaurants are based out of Louisville. Church's Chicken in other countries is called Texas Chicken.


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[Assistant] It got the same responses as RC jokes. I'm like, let's just move on.


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[Assistant] With the qualification of each one of these restaurants, we could probably move faster once we get to the second.


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[Assistant] Sorry Burger King. So they switched to Hungry Jacks. And then later when that, like their patent ran out, the, um.


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[Assistant] The other place Burger King, they were going to switch to Burger King, but by then Hungry Jack had taken over so much. Like that's what they know it as. They just went back to Hungry Jack. What'd I miss over here?


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[Assistant] I think I said eight and I ate nine. It might have been seven or eight.


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[Assistant] Keith Robinson's promoting Pizza Hut now, so they're, they're trying to. Is he? Did he do those commercials?


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[Assistant] I, but it's, it's very tough. I'd probably pick Chick-fil-A, but.


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[Assistant] I'm, I eat McDonald's enough that I'm not going to argue it. Cause that's going to be a tie.


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[Assistant] Let's see here, uhm, got a lot of In-N-Out burger effects. Oh, uh, so I guess In-N-Out has a, uh, cross palm trees. That's their symbol. Right. And that's from a movie.


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[Assistant] The founder saw the movie. It's a mad, mad, mad world.


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[Assistant] And in that they're searching for a buried treasure underneath two crossed palm trees. And he liked it so much that he made that their symbol. That's cool.


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[Assistant] Uh, Five Guys. Shack owns like a hundred and fifty. Five Guys.


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[Assistant] Now I go to my gate, make sure everything's at the right gate and it's on time. And then I go away from it to get some space. You'll get lost. Open area. That could happen.


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[Assistant] Guys, five sons. He said, you guys, I'll either pay for you to go to college or start a business. I'm like idiots, they started a business.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it says he founded it, but then he told his five sons, I guess you can either go to college or keep the business going.


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[Assistant] I mean, we're at the two hour mark. I can keep going. Uh, Taco Bell claims they're the first restaurant chain to hire women as managers. Wow. That's a big mistake.


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[Assistant] They say their Doritos Locos Nachos was so popular on the menu, they had to add 15,000 additional workers.


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[Assistant] Uhm, a woman claimed she found a human finger in Wendy's Chili. Right. But she, it was a scam. Belonged to a friend of hers who lost a finger.


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[Assistant] She wouldn't even have to go in there. I guess you could get it to go and put the finger in there and then come back in and say.


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[Assistant] We probably talked about it in our first best friend episode.


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[Assistant] She went back to prison later on. She violated probation. She lied about her son being shot. And she found a toe in her blizzard.


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[Assistant] And they just brought the Tennessee state fair. Yeah. Yeah. It's in, well, they combined them. Okay.


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[Assistant] Uh, I will be in Irwin, Pennsylvania, uh, this Sunday at community church. Then, um.


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[Assistant] September 2nd in Appleton, Wisconsin at Skyline Comedy Club. September 9th at Comedy at the Sparrow in North Charleston.


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[Assistant] I'm happy to be here. It hit me. Yea, Alex Velluto. Longtime friend of the Nate Land podcast. Finally to, uh,


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[Assistant] Happy to finally have him on. It's taking me a second to get my bearings here, but I'm excited to have you here, Alex.


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[Assistant] Now there was one comment that said, man, Dusty bombed and then they commented underneath their own comments and said,


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[Assistant] Now that I'm watching it, I'm kinda like what he's doing. I like what's happened.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's get into it. Let's address it. Alex, you have joined a very special episode of the Nightland Podcast. This is uh, we're addressing some controversy here.


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[Assistant] I think you would just do too well on the shows. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if you're not in the Nashville area, you should know that they've been hyping this up for a while now. There are billboards everywhere. They're talking about it. We have Komodo dragons at the Nashville zoo. I've been meaning to go check them out. You went and saw them and you were disappointed. How many did you see?


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[Assistant] Are there people out there wrangling them? Or are they kind of left to their own devices down there?


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[Assistant] But alligators and stuff, so sometimes there's people down there poking them, getting them to do stuff. Like zoo employees?


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[Assistant] Well, there are now fewer than 3,500 dragons, uh, left in the park. Oh jeez, this isn't even the right... They're in danger. So we're trying to protect them a little bit.


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[Assistant] So bring him to Nashville. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, yeaah, that would be one way of doing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think they're like, they're close to the water. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think they're like, uh, rattlesnakes.


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[Assistant] I was on the road with Kathleen Madigan this weekend, uh, Des Moines, Iowa, and uh, Kansas City.


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[Assistant] Hot shells with Kathleen? Yeah. She's awesome. She's the best. She's awesome. Her crowds are great. They get it. They're a little, uh, yeah, they're great.


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[Assistant] So I'll be honest Brian, I like Alex's voice, but I don't think of like home repair when I hear it. I don't think of DIY projects. I don't think of lumber or renting a pressure washer or anything like that really. So I don't know if that would be the best voice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there you go. You know it.


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[Assistant] It's right near the punchline. Okay. Nice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we did. That is an underrated sports movie.


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[Assistant] The hurricane, Brian, this list is so long, dude. We're not even, we're at G right now.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, there's Disney channel, original movies. They really explored a lot of these alternative fringe.


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[Assistant] ESPN, the Ocho type sports, you know, and that was, I think that's good.


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[Assistant] Look at the Irish, it's kind of loosely a basketball movie too. So that could have been mentioned.


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[Assistant] That's all it was. You know, we'd already spent two hours talking.


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[Assistant] Y'all both took a sip of coffee at the same time. Like this is some kind of scandalous moment. It was addressed to me. So I guess I should have just started talking right away. No, I was not aware that Joe Montana had commented about it.


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[Assistant] Rudy's not completely made up. I don't know what that means. I think he's meaning a lot of what's in the movie is sort of, they took our some artistic license with it.


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[Assistant] He was a real person, obviously. It's a real guy, Daniel Rutiger, who... Was he friends with a janitor?


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[Assistant] I think a lot of the characters in the movie, like we would do it if we wrote a movie about our lives, they're an amalgam of different people or they're like exaggerated in some way.


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[Assistant] So that was ironic. Oh yeaah, I talked about it, he was probably super annoying for the real players on the team. I get that. But completely made up sounds like it's, like there's some conspiracy, there was never a Rudy, like Montana's a Rudy truther.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, he's not in the movie. He's the main guy making the hit. He brings him down, but it's a, you know, he was kind of, he was in the mix, the real clip.


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[Assistant] That is true. In the movie though, he's presented as if he played.


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[Assistant] Against him on the Yankees, there's a picture of them in a major league ballpark and it's talked about in a way that he.


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[Assistant] So they wrote the character before they casted a black actor for it.


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[Assistant] That's like the Shawshank Redemption. I hate to bring it back around to Shawshank, like I always do, but Morgan Freeman's character is not a black guy in the book. He's an Irish guy named Red.


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[Assistant] And then they cast Morgan Freeman. And in the movie, there's a line, they go, why do you call you red? And he goes, maybe it's cause I'm Irish. And it's funny in the movie because he's obviously not Irish.


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[Assistant] Mean something to me. And it would mean something to me if you participated in this. You know?


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[Assistant] I'm not saying there hasn't been progress, but I'm saying that at least answers the question.


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[Assistant] But we talked about the, the mental stress of an intense game of chess.


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[Assistant] It's so intense that it actually is a physical endeavor.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. I think, I think you, you were, they, you, I'd get to a certain point, you disrespect competitors too. Well, I don't- You disrespect competition.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Oh, I could pass off as a long snapper, I think. Do I get any time to get in shape at all or right now?


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[Assistant] And do I have to actually compete? Like do I actually have to be in the game to play?


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[Assistant] I'd be the worst long snapper of all time, but I, I'm the closest to the build of it, I think.


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[Assistant] Where it wouldn't be immediately obvious. I mean, you think that guy looks awful, but you wouldn't think this guy is, is a fan that they just pulled out of the crowd. I think swimming for me.


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[Assistant] You have the opposite build of every high level swimmer that there is, dude. Look at Michael Phelps.


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[Assistant] I think just being comfortable on the ice. I remember I talked to a kid.


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[Assistant] In college, we played hockey and he told me, he goes, you're not going to believe this dude, but I feel more comfortable on ice than I do on land.


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[Assistant] At the time, I was like, cool. And then I thought about it for years. Like, I just don't believe that's true. No, I think you're walking, you're walking around great.


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[Assistant] Right now. He goes, you're not gonna believe this. And you're like, you're right about that. Yeah. But you would never, I mean, you're an amazing swimmer. You would never say, I'm more comfortable in the water. No. Okay, good. No. Cause we're not supposed to be in that.


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[Assistant] Do you think there will be a bit of a Nate Land bump? I think so. After SNL? I think so.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you don't wanna drive somewhere, you wanna see the outdoors, you wanna hop on a bike, but you don't wanna exert yourself too much, right? You wanna get a little assistance from electric


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[Assistant] Yeah. And you were there recently too, right? The same club.


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[Assistant] Was this your first time living somewhere other than where you grew up?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So that's a whole, that's a whole thing in and of itself.


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[Assistant] Okay. Thought it'd be good. Well, what didn't you like about Salt Lake? What didn't you like about Utah? Let's get into it. What's bad about it?


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[Assistant] It's kind of an understated beauty. It's not like, uh, gaudy. Yeah. Gaudy is not the right word. Cause I don't think like the Vatican is gaudy, but it's very like, uh, it's a lot. And, uh, what do you, what was it called? Temple square.


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[Assistant] Kinda like a siren. Okay. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Oh dude. That's one of the top five hardest I've ever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Brian told a story and I'm sure you'll tell it, but we're just to preface it, we're telling like the worst joke you've ever told. Okay.


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[Assistant] It's a, it's about something you maybe took pride in at the time, but now looking back, it's really cringy or whatever. Now, Brian set the seed for this. This is so funny.


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[Assistant] Did you, do you take it, see I, every time I'm in, you talk.


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[Assistant] Every day you walk outside and you go, jeez, that's awesome. There's mountains everywhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Underrated. Outdoors. The nature out there. I don't think of nature when I think of Utah.


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[Assistant] So if you're listening, how would you describe this? This is just a rock formation that looks like an arch. It's a delicate arch. Is it that delicate? Can it be pushed over?


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[Assistant] Just go just by natural causes or people are gonna...


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[Assistant] Was it that your OJ carried the torch? No, I didn't know OJ carried the torch. Oh yeah, he did. It's probably the biggest thing he's done.


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[Assistant] What do you mean? Tennessee, oh, that doesn't end with Hoosiers?


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[Assistant] No, I don't. Oregonian, right? I don't. Oregonian.


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[Assistant] All of Nevada, all of Utah, bunch of Arizona. Is it, we're looking at the same one?


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[Assistant] Now I imagine you get pretty close with that guy who's with you, right? Yeaah. You still talk to that person? You're still in touch with him?


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[Assistant] Well, local legend maintains that in 1875 an entrepreneur by the name of James Wickham released two whales into Great Salt Lake with the intent of using them as a tourist attraction. Uh, they then disappeared and they were never seen again. Scientists now believe they could not have survived due to the high salinity of the lake.


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[Assistant] I think that's the point of the question. Who's the son of Utah? A son or a daughter of the state of Utah?


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[Assistant] Well, I don't know if their fame has really stood the test of time. I know who they are. I don't think I could pick them out of a lineup, being a 31 year old man. You know?


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[Assistant] Well, God disproves my point, but I think I know him primarily from a family guy cutaway. Oh yeah. You know, there's one, it's kind of a...


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[Assistant] That's what I know. I looked them up from that. So I don't know if people... It's really diminishing the legacy of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what are, what's their big song? Is there one?


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[Assistant] Cause I'll just tell you off the bat, just total transparency when you say name a person from Utah.


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[Assistant] Wow. Why do I think if he was a, he's a senator for Utah now. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And he brought the Olympics to Utah. He was instrumental in that, but I don't know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just going to take a second to load here because I'm running off a T-Mobile.


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[Assistant] He's the grandson of Brigham Young, right? Or great great grandson or something.


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[Assistant] But like you said, I don't think people think Utah when they think of Roseanne.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, love that. Is there a signature food in, for Utah? In the way that there is for Utah? Fry sauce.


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[Assistant] That's like, I watched a video of some guys making barbecue sauce and they're like, well, we start with ketchup. Well, that's a bit disappointing.


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[Assistant] I've told this story before, but I don't think I've told either of y'all. So when Brian and I were in Salt Lake City last year, we were walking around a mall.


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[Assistant] And, uh, we had a show that night. So we were just walking around, checking everything out. And this guy stops us and goes, Brian Bates, Aaron Weber.


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[Assistant] We're like, yeah, just get out of town, man. I listen to podcasts all the time. We're like, oh great. He goes, can I get a picture? Like, yeah, of course. So he hands his phone to his girlfriend and he takes a picture of both of us. He's like, so happy y'all are here, man. It's good to see you out. And we go, you covered the show tonight and he goes, nah.


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[Assistant] I mean, this guy knew us well enough to go, Oh my God, and get a picture with us. He knew we were in town. It was like.


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[Assistant] I get that, but it's already a pretty, how long an intermission are we talking? 10 minutes? 15. 15 minutes. That's pretty long. Let's go 10.


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[Assistant] There's a movie theater by my house when I lived in Hendersonville and we used to go there late and, um,


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[Assistant] The drink machine was around the corner to where you couldn't be seen by the cashier.


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[Assistant] They wouldn't give you just a cup, but if you would go, can I get a dip cup? They would just give you a cup.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so they go, I got a dip, can I just get a cup? And they go, yeah, I gotcha. Then you could just take the, fill it up with coke and they would have no, they wouldn't know. Oh yeah. But they'd give you one if you were dipping. Huh. Little life hack for two.


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[Assistant] We talked about, you know, at the original, the Capitol building in Washington DC, it used to be a huge problem.


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[Assistant] The people just spitting tobacco on the ground, on the carpet.


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[Assistant] Meaning he would just drink it. He would just swallow it. Yeah. Which is, it makes me sick to my stomach. Yeah, it's tough to do.


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[Assistant] Now I don't hope that person dies, but I would like to see their stomach. I would like to see an autopsy of that just to see what that does to your body. It probably tears you up. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway.


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[Assistant] You know, like a conveyor belt at the airport, you know, like to walk on those.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You don't like the feeling of losing control. Yes. You like to be in control. Yes. Of everything. I get that.


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[Assistant] I think you just get good at skiing. I think that's the goal though.


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[Assistant] Was the snowboarders were like the poor, cool kids, and the skiers were the rich.


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[Assistant] Kind of stick in the mud type kids. Do you find that there is there a division like that?


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[Assistant] Boom. Yeah, it's fine. Mixing it up.


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[Assistant] Alex Villuto, I don't know, Nate Barghetti and Brian Bates. You got some laminated passes there. Were you getting courtside or? It was the best seats.


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[Assistant] That's awesome. That's a guy I want to see before he retires.


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[Assistant] I'd like to see LeBron in person, just to say that I had. You know, because I was too young to have seen Michael Jordan. I was too young to have seen.


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[Assistant] I've seen Shohei Otani in person, that was like a big one to check off.


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[Assistant] Why did y'all keep the name Jazz? Are you aware of the irony?


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[Assistant] They've cursed you. Actual curses. Yeah. What would you change it to if you could change the name?


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[Assistant] What do you think embodies Utah in the way that jazz embodies the spirit of New Orleans? What embodies Utah?


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[Assistant] You don't have to hire a graphic designer. He's saying you can keep all the same logos if you just call it the rock and rolls.


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[Assistant] Metal or something like that. I like just keeping it a genre of music. That's fun.


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[Assistant] Oh, how about it? Mexican, Italian, near everything, man.


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[Assistant] Sad Urban Meyer eats leftover pizza at the stadium.


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[Assistant] So there were like little, there was a little inkling of hope that he would become the Notre Dame head coach. Now I'm glad he didn't. You know?


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[Assistant] He will maybe at some point. He's old though now. He's in his 70s.


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[Assistant] He's 59. I was the Saban's old. Saban isn't a 70s. Yeah, he's in the 70s. Or 70 at least. Okay, I thought they were the same age. I guess not, huh? You learned something.


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[Assistant] But I bet it's the driest state in the country. Probably. Yeah. In the, in that sense. And most diet coke.


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[Assistant] Drink of what, any state? I think so. Has to be, right? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] But in Utah the picture frames are bigger, cause the families are bigger.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, thank you Alex. Everyone go check out Alex Vlulu on the Nate Land Presents The Showcase. It's on the Nate Land YouTube. There's a lot of funny comics on there. More episodes to come out. Alex had a great set on there. Go check him out. Check out all his other stuff too.


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[Assistant] About that, November 3rd and 4th, I'm in Albany, New York at the Albany Funny Bone. Then November 10th and 11th, I'm at the Stress Factory in Bridgeport.


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[Assistant] I know it's a big country, but this is the only place I'm coming. You know I had some great brisket over there.


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[Assistant] It is, I mean, look, obviously he was big when we started, but it does feel like hosting Saturday Night Live feels like a different echelon. It's incredible. Of fame and career success. And I can't wait for us to. Pretty amazing.


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[Assistant] Hello folks and hey bear. Today's episode of the Nate Land Podcast is brought to you by Electric E-Bikes. Fabric and Babble. Uh, now hello folks and hey bear. I jumped the gun. Hello folks and hey bear.


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[Assistant] Sitting here, uh, Brian Bates, Aaron Webber and, uh, filling in for, uh, Dusty Slayer, buddy Mike James. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, keeping it real. Yeah. Yeah. Don't say too much. And then we asked him not to talk too much. We go, Mike.


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[Assistant] He's into it. Yeah, Dusty, I think he's very close with the baby. So, uh, uh, he's there. We got Mike. Mike was out. Have you been, where were we at? We were somewhere. Charleston. Charleston. Got a little weird in Charleston. Yeah. Yeah. Went to Charleston together.


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[Assistant] You see it come up. It is very funny if you catch someone.


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[Assistant] Cause you can do, when you do a door dash late, you imagine you kind of want to do it privately. Oh yeah. But then you have something like that happen. You're like, well, you can't. Yeah. Oh, you.


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[Assistant] But that's why you do DoorDash, so you can see something like that. Yeaah. You know? Yeaah, exactly. That should be in their ad. Yeaah. That's why you do it. I like when you catch someone doing...


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[Assistant] Like, you know, like not, it's like, uh, especially on the road, like another comic, like.


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[Assistant] You know, Travis, our tournament, he's been known to door dash some things and you can see they door dash it. Like they think everybody's asleep. You kind of do it privately. Just kind of go like, all right, I'm going to do it. Then someone just on the bus, like I go to the bathroom, go in there and you got four bags of McDonald's. You're like, well, where'd you get that? You know?


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[Assistant] Because I would imagine how many door dash is just like, they give it to like just.


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[Assistant] Like dudes alone. Like, you know. I wonder if that's gotta be the most of it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't know, it's like, I know people would say drunk, they could do it, but I mean, I think how many...


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[Assistant] Stone cold sober. Door dashes of just a guy alone.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hey, turn the lights off. I bet they get asked that. Will you turn the lights off when you pull on your driver?


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[Assistant] I bet you door dash. I would bet anything. Park down the street. I'll meet you. You know what? I'm going to order this door dash, but I'm going to come to you. Just stay there. Just stay there.


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[Assistant] I'm ready. Hey guys, I've been waiting. I've been waiting for all the last 30 minutes for this. Uh, yeah, I think the whole fun part now is that they don't, there's no interaction.


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[Assistant] I don't think you want interaction with, with what you're ordering on DoorDash. I don't. I think I'm ashamed. Yeah. You're not, you don't order, uh, you know, pushups on DoorDash.


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[Assistant] A little jog on door dash. You're ordering stuff that is, it's supposed to be between you and that guy. They should be like, it should be like a therapist where they go, I can't say anything that you like against the wall.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there you go. And you know, they just, when during the, during their off hours, they go by. I'll tell you about that guy. In that house right there. Just this big house. Like, cause I bet you do go to some giant homes too, where it's like, you know, you're just going to be like, yeah, this dude. They have them sign an NDA.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they buy me, yeaah. Donald Trump likes, uh, McDonald's. Like you'll get like a Donald Trump guy that just like wants McDonald's. That's not Donald Trump, but like someone that has money like that and then just be like, he just wants McDonald's dude. It's two in the morning. Who's he gonna go get to go get it?


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[Assistant] I would order a big, I mean there was, that was the, it's the most fun sometimes. Like if you just are like, you're stuck in your hotel and you're like, all right, I can order, you can order room service and you order it.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, they have a good dessert. Then you, then cause you're like, I want to order them at the same time, just so it seems normal. But then I don't want the dessert to just, like it's ice cream, just sit there while I eat. So then I was like,


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[Assistant] Just so they know, I'm gonna call back. So I'm just trying to take any kind of like them thinking in their head, like, can you believe this guy?


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[Assistant] Why didn't you go walk and get, I would have walked and got, they got like, uh, See, now even you are judging me for McDonald's. Well, I just think like, pizza's not healthy. It's not like I'm telling you to go get a smoothie. I'm saying like, did you?


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[Assistant] You go eat something worse than McDonald's. I mean, I get it, dude. I know. Look, I've eaten McDonald's. I get it too.


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[Assistant] I've eaten McDonald's, but I'm not, I'm not mad about that.


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[Assistant] No, it's just funny. I can eat McDonald's all day. But I would think if you're going to, and you usually take in a city.


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[Assistant] Chicago is, I don't think Michigan Avenue was like that. I think cause they all, the stores shut down and it's not Times Square. Well, they had, you're correct. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, all right, I'll just walk back and eat McDonald's. Did you get in yesterday? So you got in the, like you landed and then did the shows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good though.


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[Assistant] But I thought about it used to not, they took it off for a little bit.


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[Assistant] I saw the, when I was there as the owner, I opened for, uh, this comic. I've hosted, I was a host for Jim David. Uh, and, uh, he was in, I didn't, he just came in town, but that's the first comedy club I ever, uh, went on stage at. Uh, was, and he played piano, I'll remember that. But, uh, yeah, I got a host there.


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[Assistant] You know, I was thinking this, you think, uh, is this, I don't know if it's a funny joke, but like, uh, door dash is like, uh, it's room service for everybody. It's like poor people room service. That's funny.


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[Assistant] I remember, I don't remember it was called that, but I remember that they had, when I was there, they had an open mic that was the longest open mic it was at, uh.


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[Assistant] I forget the name of the place, but, uh, but that's where wherever it was, you'd go sign up and it was a list and it'd be like 70 comics would sign up. And so you would sign up and then you'd get your order and you want it to be like 30 because what are you doing?


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[Assistant] Like first was like, I mean, no one's, you know, no one's in there. 30th is, you know, the 30th, 50th is like, you know, it's a bar. So it's like.


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[Assistant] Real people would come in for those. And then after that, it's just like.


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[Assistant] You know, otherwise you could be going up, if you're last, you're like 2 a.m. Was it a house? Yeah.


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[Assistant] But you go sign up there and then see where you're at. And if you were like 70th or 60th or something, go do another show, just go do other shows and then come back later. If you're first, you just go do this, then go do whatever. And then, uh, but if you're in the middle, it was like, you have a, you will have a good spot. That's what I did. Yeah. That's what my first home likes.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He, uh, yeah, we were all there. It's crazy. Uh, yeah, we did. That's right outside that Long's Little Mike's where I, uh, I remember talking to my dad or something about Brian Regan live.


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[Assistant] Like that's when I, I picture Brian Regan live in that open mic and like that's where I like heard, uh, that like his, I remember hearing a CD or something and then just, uh, I remember my dad telling, I think I remember my dad telling me about this and, uh,


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[Assistant] And being like, I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard. You gotta listen to this guy's CD. And then I listened to it. Crazy. Yeah. Uhm, where were you at? I had a corporate.


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[Assistant] Some of those gigs, like, if it's set up like that, I mean, people just don't know, they don't do it on purpose, but then they, but some of them, you're like, you wish they would come up and go like, hey, we're going to just pay ya, don't do it. This is pointless. Like, we messed up. And like, you know, just be...


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[Assistant] But I think they're just like, no, they're paying you. So it's like, you gotta go do something. While I was up there, I was thinking, would they rather me just get off?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it almost be like, let me go up with the host then or something or like, let me do something that like we can just talk. Yeah, that's a tough situation.


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[Assistant] Uh, it was a cool show and they would, they do it on purpose, but you do a show and you can't hear the audience. So you're just in a sound booth type room and you just tell stories and you do whatever. And, uh, I forget the name of the show.


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[Assistant] But it was, these guys did, they might still do it like other places. I did it at South by Southwest. And, uh, you would, it was such a cool idea in the audience. Like, like, you know, you go in there for five minutes and you're like, you're just talking.


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[Assistant] And you can't hear the crowd, so you don't know what's, uh.


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[Assistant] Electric e-bike. Could zoom out of there with that.


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[Assistant] If you have, uh, not got anything for dad yet for this Father's Day, give him a gift of a fun, powerful, and easy way to get outside and explore with his own electric e-bike. Uh, electric e-bike, uh, they're the best. They're super fun. It's riding, it's like riding a, uh,


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[Assistant] You just get to zoom around, neighborhood. It's fun. It's fun for the whole family. And that's what's great. You get, you do a late father's day gift, but or if you're a dad, just buy yourself this and then be like, it's for everybody. Uh, I mean, I love it. They have quality, feature-filled models, finances lowest $73 per month.


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[Assistant] Uh, they have a powerful removal battery.


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[Assistant] You can also pedal. They have 7 speed gearing and 5 levels of pedal assist to power your ride. So you can do pedaling if you want to do it for workout. It's so fun to just ride though. So it's like, that makes it the best.


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[Assistant] There's over 250,000 riders on the road so far, roam freely and reach up to 28 miles per hour, which is a ton. The twist of a throttle, our next level pedal assist. So you can do either one. I mean, yeah, you can be as lazy or as active as you want. And I go lazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's cause it's so, and you feel like you're on the bike and you're like, I should not go, but you're like, it's pretty fun to go lazy, but the pedal assist is great too. Cause if you, that's how I use it. Yeah. You put it on like down the middle on a three, just cruise, just cruise.


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[Assistant] Uh, skip the played out gifts this Father's Day and give the gift of adventure with electric e-bikes. Visit electricebikes.com and learn more and explore the epic models electric has to offer. That is L-E-C-T-R-I-C.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I don't understand. You know, you mentioned this earlier, but I don't think I get it. Like an empty was anything on it?


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[Assistant] I was in, uh, uh, Sioux City, Iowa, uh, awesome. And then six shows in, uh, St. Paul, Minneapolis. Six. Couldn't do seven, huh? Uh, no, it was tough, man.


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[Assistant] We grinded six shows. Uh, but yeah, it was six shows. Uh, they were, it was, uh, it was, it was just so great. It was so nice. We got a golf, uh, I went out golfing with a guy, uh, Tim.


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[Assistant] He's a member at Hazelton. And, uh, so he took me and Joe and Sonny Gray.


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[Assistant] We all went and golfed in Hazelton. Hazelton is a big, they've had a majors there. Like, uh, it's a big, big, big course. And, uh, so, but it was, it was a super fun. We walked and, uh, Joe Zimmerman, who's a good golfer. He, uh, I don't know if I've talked, like we have a special coming out.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't know when, but it's like in a couple months. Uh, but it's, uh, there's Joe and then Joe played college golf at Davidson.


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[Assistant] So Joe gets, we get started, dude. He birdies one.


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[Assistant] And then he had three birdies on the front nine. I'm like, you know, he played college golf. So Joe, I mean, Joe can do something.


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[Assistant] Like, pull, and I'm like, yeaah, I was like, I was pretty excited, cause I was like, dude, what if Joe just...


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[Assistant] Just rips apart this place. Uh, back then, a little different. Uh, yeah, back then. We played, me and him played three days and we played in Sioux City too. Uh, and then, uh, and then we played here.


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[Assistant] Legend, my, where I play. And then we played, uh, so we played three days in a row. That third day, when at Hazelton, we walked and I was like, I was pretty tired. My back was like sore, but it was like, it was Hazelton and it was like, we had a good group and it was like, it was almost nice cause it's like, uh,


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[Assistant] I gotta just have fun. Like instead of being, you know, you can take some stuff, you can get out there and be like, I'm trying to do too good or whatever. And here was just kind of like, it was fun. We walked, there was no pressure. It was just kind of like a good, good time. The greens were super fast.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's not going to be playing. So he had to be there at 3.30 at the clubhouse. So he went, uh,


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[Assistant] So he, we got done and I texted him like the night before and I was like, Hey, be there at 1020, Hazelton. And so then he comes out.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, so we go play Hazeltine and then, uh, which is a pretty fun group for the guy we played with. I was like, can I bring one more person?


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[Assistant] And he was like, yeah, I was like, all right, sure. Starting picture of your favorite team. That's crazy. And then, yeah, that's fun. Uh, and then so, but it was like awesome. And then, uh, Sonny's just the best man. He's doing really good this year. Uh, for the twins and just said it before. I mean, he's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's like, I mean, even if you're, he's in the running, it's like, that's a solid thing. You know, I know bad news baits wants to bring it down. Good luck, Sonny.


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[Assistant] It was good, it was over the plate. You would have swung, you're tall. He wouldn't have swung. But you're, Mike's tall, so I'd have gotten Mike.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I think they, I think like when you, if you leave a pitch up a little too high, it was like, he was telling me just like, get it over, you know, it's like just, you know, you want air under it. So it's not going to hit the ground. I don't want to throw super hard.


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[Assistant] You don't even, yeaah. We had Eric film this and for some reason, uh,


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[Assistant] And he also did great. He doesn't understand baseball and think about, uh, maybe show where the ball goes.


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[Assistant] When you film something. I don't know how you could not. He's up in, he's up in this, he's already in the seats up in the top. How could you not do it sideways and just get me and Sonny filming?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't have the whole, yeah, it went good. And then, uh, I think I said.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they were super, uh, they were, they were super fun. Yeah. Travis's video was just, uh, it was like a good one, but it's blurry. And then, uh, so he couldn't see it, but it was, uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] Why does it do that though? Like why does it, why does it when you film it, you know when you text it and it goes small?


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[Assistant] There's, there's, yes, Sonny, Sonny had, had some big catching duties. It was me, he had to catch me then his two sons.


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[Assistant] For Father's Day, Sonny had to catch me and his two sons. I also got Sonny's glove because he, we, me and him went in through on the field, which is very cool to go do that. Uh, just, just kind of throwing just back and forth so I could just pitch a couple. And then, uh.


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[Assistant] So he let me do that and I had his glove that I think that he used in the game.


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[Assistant] Uh, I think right before you pitch, I mean, it's like, cause this is really, this is only the second time. If I could go out there and just do it a couple times, then you could be like, all right, all right. And then you'd be like, I know what to do. But, uh, if I do another one, I need to, I need to start bringing it and try to, and hit across the plate.


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[Assistant] I need to throw a better pitch. I need to throw that George W. Bush pitch, like after 9-11, like we did that. Just, you know, just boom.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I mean, no, I'm not, they, they, you know, they announce you, they play clips, it's like, it can be with cheer and stuff. I don't think it's too crazy. It's not, yeah, it's not.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't have, yeah, we were just doing shows on two shows on Sunday. Uh, so people could only get so much behind that.


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[Assistant] And then he just goes like, cause he can't see. Nick did film the, I posted a clip of Sonny telling me what to do and Nick filmed that. Uh, yeah, that was good.


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[Assistant] Like is it, it's like through the city, right? Is it around just the, or is it around the track? Yeah. So it's a, it's like a square track, I think, right? I've been there in the brick yard. That would be a sharp turn, but it's like, it's not, uh.


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[Assistant] It's not like, they have a golf course in it. It's enormous. Yeah, it's huge. Uh.


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[Assistant] I'm not saying it's square, like it's, see what I mean? Like it's like, yeah.


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[Assistant] And there's a golf, so there's a golf course right around it. And then you, when you, you, uh, you go play, uh, some of the holes are inside the trap. That's awesome. I would love to play that course. Like that's just to see, that's gotta be crazy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm glad he got the out of the system after us. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, I've, I haven't watched, did we watch, or? We watched it after.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people are just, uh, yeah. He has a tour though. That's like, he has a tour? Yeah. What's he doing?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Do you think people, like someone listening to this right now, they would think that was a woman talking?


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[Assistant] This is what Laura said. This is step one. I don't know if there's any pictures in here. Yeah, step one. Uh, it was, it's nice to do a nice little buzz.


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[Assistant] I don't think I like it, but it's, uh, we're here. It was like summer and you're like, I was already, I went short and then I was like, you know what? I'll just go a little bit shorter. That's what I did. Cool off a bit.


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[Assistant] How short did you go? Someplace is shorter than others.


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[Assistant] Uh, start with you guys' comments. Start the show with it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, we'll do it. Yeah. William Ryan, I sometimes listen to the podcast on .75.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Right? Bonsack. Uh, the billion served on the McDonald's sign refers to the number of burgers sold.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that either. Did you know? Yeah. That, that is interesting. Uh, did you know that, uh, when it says 40% chance of rain, you know what that means? I'd learned this super recently. Then you, then Eric learned it from the same vid TikTok vid. You learn in TikTok. Yeah. So that's how, you know, the knowledge of everybody.


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[Assistant] I'm saying it right now, but it's like, I'm almost annoyed with, cause I, like, I, I, I do it too where I see these videos, but it's like everybody's just got annoying little facts now and you're like.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're like, and then you're like, uh, how'd you know that? You're like, cause you're jammed your face in your phone for 12 hours and you saw a video, but it's, I'm not, it's, it's just like, uh, it's very funny to be like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Which would make sense is why it could rain everywhere, but not where you're at.


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[Assistant] So if they say Davidson County, they're mean 90% of Davidson County will experience rain.


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[Assistant] This is true. Yeah, that's how it's actually, that's what they mean when they say that. Yeah, they need to explain it. Yeah, they need to word it a little bit different. There's no way anybody knows that.


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[Assistant] Uh, Gary Bergus. Now someone's going to say they learned it. Where'd you learn it? Oh, on a podcast? On a video? Where'd they learn it? Video. Everybody just learned it from the same video.


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[Assistant] Gary Berges, Nate suggested the Minnesota Lakes for a team mascot. The LA Lakers were originally the Minneapolis Lakers and moved to LA. Look at that. That makes sense.


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[Assistant] The guy that hangs out by the lake. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably better than lakes. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That is why with the Los Angeles Lakers, we just accepted that they're called the Lakers. Yeah. I never thought about it. And then never, never. It doesn't make sense. It's like the Utah Jazz. Yeah. Yeah. Or the New Orleans Jazz. Right. Right. Yeah. Hmm.


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[Assistant] Joshua Parker. I grew up in Rochester, Minnesota where the Mayo Clinic was started by a doctor who came to help with injured people after a tornado destroyed most of the town.


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[Assistant] Nuns helped his nurses, thus the street, uh, thus the St. Mary's wing at the Mayo Clinic. The doctor, the St. Mary's wing at the Mayo Clinic. The... Street Paul, Minnesota.


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[Assistant] This is a lot of sentences, man. Uh, the doctor who was Dr. Mayo had two sons who also became doctors and helped turn the Mayo Clinic into what it is today.


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[Assistant] Leading in new surgeries and techniques to treat people. It's very nice.


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[Assistant] Vancouver Grizzlies. Yeah, we probably have some Grizzlies.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if we were like, we just had, that was a good time with that. We made a lot of dumb things. It is interesting to go back and, uh,


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[Assistant] Like, just, like, the size, you don't really think of the size. Like, there's a weight class for a reason. Someone might have said that. And then, uh, it is, like, the size of that moose is... I mean, the grizzly bear couldn't, if it got it. I mean, the moose seems like it could fight. But the moose, it's just so big.


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[Assistant] I was at my nephew's high school graduation. After a girl got her diploma, she tripped and fell. Afterwards asked my nephew about that poor girl as I felt so bad for her. He told me that she had got paid $50 to do that. And if you watch videos, you will see they are doing that at college graduations and high school graduations. It's a challenge.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's like a, it's, I mean, just a young, a young, a young people. It's whatever they're saying that they're into. Uh, that's cool. They do that. Uh, you don't like it? No, I'm joking. I don't care. I mean, it doesn't, I, you know.


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[Assistant] It's like, yeah, no, it's high school. Well, even more so, just for fun. Who paid her $50?


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[Assistant] Who in high school has 50 dollars to give away? That's what I don't understand.


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[Assistant] That's a, that's a lot of money. Like I mean, especially when I graduated, I mean, it was like, you know, and you're just like doing it. You're like, ah, we got to give her 50 bucks. They, I think 20 bucks is pointless to kids now. No, it doesn't mean what it used to. It's like five. It really is $5 was our.


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[Assistant] $20. $20 is the new five. $5 was, $5 was like, it was, I got paid $5 to mow the, my neighbor's yard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it was like five bucks. Five bucks. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, I don't, it's a mix too of like, I don't know if they wrap their head around what the money is, but yes, it is all, it doesn't like, it's just a different time. How much does the tooth fairy give at your house? $10.


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[Assistant] But I was so excited. Uh, Terry Weaver. One of the reasons that WCW Monday Nitro's first episode was recorded at Mall of America is because Hulk Hogan had opened a new restaurant in Mall of America in 1995 named Pastamania.


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[Assistant] It closed after less than a year. Well, that's because the people were going past, past the main.


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[Assistant] Uh, Jonathan Kurtz, Kurtz. Aaron, I would like to car talk with my, oh wait. Aaron, I would listen to car talk with my dad when he would take me to work with him on some Saturdays growing up. Very fond memories of click and clack getting it, getting into it.


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[Assistant] NPR? Was it on NPR? Yeah, it was. Uh huh. Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was. Uh, Austin Thomas Selby. We can even afford FM radio. We just had AM. Did you have to pay for it? Like, would there have been time? Some radios would only have AM though. Really? Mhm. I think so.


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[Assistant] July 11th. July 11th. Mike James will be a grand old boy. So, uh, but the Grand Aubrey is enormous. Yeah. You know, there's some cars that they don't have them in it.


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[Assistant] Uh, Austin Thomas Selby. On last week's episode, you guys discussed boy names for Dusty's son. The name Austin was brought up, and Aaron said Austin is a serial killer's name. Later in the episode, Nate says that the name Thomas is too high fluid of a name for McDonald's. My name is Austin Thomas.


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[Assistant] Thanks the inadvertent shout out. Love you guys. That's Austin Tom. Well, I think together I like them.


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[Assistant] Austin Thomas Selby. Yeah, I like those two names together. I'd work on that last name, but the first two names are great. ATS. Just work on the last name. ATS killer. ATS killer. Austin Thomas Selby.


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[Assistant] My husband and I never watched The Little House on the Prairie growing up. So we started watching it with our four kids recently. We haven't gotten to the part where Mary becomes blind.


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[Assistant] Uh, in the future, if you could add spoiler alerts for 40 year old TV series that were also books we would appreciate it. My kids don't listen to podcasts, so at least they were, they're still be surprised. That's very funny. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, all right. Well, that would be, just in case you haven't seen, I bet you could do spoiler alerts for almost anything now. Cause there's, there's just too many old.


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[Assistant] You know, like we, we're actually in the backlog of like, actually there's a bunch of old movies. So, uh, and people are just going to go back to watch it now.


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[Assistant] Oh, yeah, with the rider's strike. But no, I'm saying just cause kids that are younger, like they're now, you know, you don't think about it. You're like.


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[Assistant] Cause it is, as you get older, you just think, you ain't seen Sixth Sense? And someone's like, I'm a-


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[Assistant] I wasn't even born. It was 35 years ago. Yeah. Crazy. Was it? It wasn't 35 years ago. Close to it. 30 probably. No.


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[Assistant] You need us to get up to that five. You have a moment in time. Graduated nineties.


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[Assistant] That's definitely true. Uh, Ryan Joy, I wish Best Buy sponsored this episode so we could have Gooder, Better Help, and Best Buy. That would be fun. That would be fun. I think I've used all of those words. I've used Gooder. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Willard Garrett wanted to congratulate Aaron on his Comedy Central stand-up feature.


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[Assistant] I saw Aaron two years ago when he came to Auburn and he was great. Not to imply, I know all that much about standup, but I can tell he's made huge strides between then and his, this feature. I really enjoyed it. Not, not only that, uh, but a few of my buddies were centering on TikTok of Aaron's YMCA football bit.


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[Assistant] Who before that clip didn't know Aaron are this podcast. So Aaron, congratulations and keep on truckin'.


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[Assistant] Nice hair comments. And it took you a while to find them. Went in the archives. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, Isaac Valk, Guy Slay sounds like Nate trying to remember the team, the term, manslaughter. Guy Slay. Oh, I can see that. That's funny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's funny. Did you know that, Mike? Guy? His name is Guy. We read comments before the show, Mike.


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[Assistant] No, cause you buzz your head cause it's summer. You get a summer haircut. Okay. You don't think you ever did that?


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[Assistant] I'm just saying just generally in summer. I mean, I would think, you know, you don't get hot.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you don't ever want to just go take it down, buzz it down, summer. You don't really have, do you have anything? You have shows? Any big, big stuff? I got a taping in August that I'll definitely. Any reason at all to get out of bed. I gotta get cleaned up before August.


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[Assistant] Because you would, let me tell you, I don't think I have to be, because that's what I was thinking about, buzzing my head.


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[Assistant] I was like, do I have anything? And I did it last night for a show, and then, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't, I'm doing, uh, I'm presenting at the NH, I'm doing the NASCAR, I'm driving the Pace car. So if you're in Nashville, uh, Alley NASCAR race, uh, Alley NASCAR Cup, uh, I always drive the Pace car, but I mean that, I figured you'd wear a hat, like it didn't matter. And then, uh, I am presenting an award at the NHL.


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[Assistant] When's that? Uh, next Monday, I think. Oh wow. Close. Wow. I think so.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I just met TJ Oshie, place for the, uh, uh, Washington Capitals. He came to, he's in Minneapolis, came to the show. Uh, he's awesome. He's a good dude.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, the night this comes out. Yeah, Wednesday. So tonight, since two days before, it'll be like 8.07.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is a good golf day. You can go get a nice tee time, like 5 o'clock.


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[Assistant] And sun's up, sun's up and you could, you know, get a golf cart and you could play easily, play non, you know, but you can play 18, 30 hours, like just go hard.


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[Assistant] I'm going to Alaska, uh, Alaska State Fair. Oh, I saw that. August 26th.


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[Assistant] Uh, Alaska is the last state for me to go to. Wow. And you've done comedy in all 50 states. So I've not done comedy in all 50 states, but I will be, have been to all 50 states. I don't think I've done comedy in Montana.


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[Assistant] Uh, but that's it. So, Alaska will be the last one, then after that I need to do a show in Montana.


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[Assistant] Uh, I gotta make sure I haven't done a show. I've been to Montana, but we just went and, uh,


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[Assistant] Just went up there. And, uh, I've done Wyoming, I've done North Dakota, South Dakota.


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[Assistant] Everywhere else, so, and I wanted to, I want to perform, so I'm, I'm, I'm gonna, I'll figure out how to do some comedy in Montana. Uh.


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[Assistant] What, how, what, what will the sunlight be for the Alaska, August 26th? Like how long will Alaska have, uh, where is that? Uh, there's state fair.


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[Assistant] I thought they don't get 24 hours, like light 24 hours all the time. No, that's what I'm saying. It'll start.


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[Assistant] And then, all right, so that, so when I go out there, it'll be like, I'll probably do the show in the light.


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[Assistant] Let's see where their state fair is at. I forget where it's at.


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[Assistant] Right now, 11.45. Let me see the map of where that is. Uh, cause I, uh, I'm very excited about going to, uh, to Alaska. We've never been, and we're going to try to do some fun.


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[Assistant] Okay, so you can, yeaah. I'm gonna, I could probably stay in, we gotta stay in Anchorage, I guess. Uh, we're gonna go see, yeaah, we're gonna go.


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Wait, wait, that's not bad. No. If we wanted to, uh, yeah, alright. For one show, alright.


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[Assistant] So it's summer for everybody, but they call it mid-summer. Northern hemisphere.


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[Assistant] Northern hemisphere. Yeah, southern hemisphere. This is winter. So Austria, when I go to Australia, it's gonna, it's gonna be winter time. Yeah. When do you go?


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[Assistant] Uh, July. Yeah, yeah. Something. It's the end of July. That's their December. 24th, 6th, something like that.


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[Assistant] Wait, yeah. Wasn't it till like 2000? It was like, it was pretty late. We looked this up. It was later than you'd think. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember the restaurants. But I remember, I mean, I did a comedy where people smoke, but it's, uh, smoking on a plane was later. I don't ever, uh, really remember it. I don't guess we would have done it, but I mean, I thought it was like, uh,


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[Assistant] I think I would have, we flew once. We didn't fly at all either. We had to fly once for my grandfather's funeral and I was five. And so we had to go home and, uh.


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[Assistant] I bet they could have smoked, I need to ask my parents if they smoked on that, if they were smoking on that plane. I don't, like, so I was five, so I don't, and this was, I mean, there had to be smoke on the plane. It was 1984 or something like that.


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[Assistant] And then I don't know, and I don't know if I've ever, and I don't think I flew again until like.


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[Assistant] Doing comedy, basically. Man, you just not be able to, flying is just, it's crazy how easy flying's gotten. I mean, it's expensive, but just the access to it is just so much easier.


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[Assistant] And it's like, just everybody, people, kids fly on a plane, you just would go your whole life and you would never really fly on a plane. Right. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And that's so crazy, 2.2 million dollars. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, it was fun. It was nice to get, I actually, I saw him, I saw him play in Chicago.


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[Assistant] Not the, it wasn't the last time he went to Chicago, it was the second to last time he went to Chicago. Oh, right. Uh, cause he came back one more time in, uh, Laura came to Chicago and I lived there and we bought tickets. And I, we, we bought standing room only tickets. Yeah. And, uh,


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[Assistant] We went, I walked down towards the court at the beginning during warmup. So I got to see him at least somewhat, like you could see him close and I just saw him kind of shooting. You're just like, it's really, it's the only guy, I mean him and Tiger, you just like can stare at and just, it's crazy.


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[Assistant] I said, good luck. It was a, it was, it was game, it was game two. He's playing for the Cavs. I was in San Francisco for a festival and the hotel is that they were staying at. And, uh.


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[Assistant] We saw him earlier, we saw him all come in. Then we saw Lebron and then you saw like Kyle Corver. Kyle Corver is so skinny.


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[Assistant] Uh, and then so you see them all come in and this was the year they wanted. They didn't win it this year, but they wanted the year before. And, uh, so, uh.


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[Assistant] They go through and, uh, and then we're riding. We're like.


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[Assistant] In our head, we're like, we're going to a show, and they have that game that night, and we're like, dude, it'd be crazy if...


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[Assistant] Like, what if LeBron got in the elevator, but you're like, why would he, you know, and then we're riding the elevator down and, uh, floor door opens. LeBron just comes in. He's got the beats on and he just kind of stands there. Sunglasses doesn't really look anybody like, uh,


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[Assistant] Cause his other couple like kind of pulled their phone up and he was like, and they go, and then, uh, LeBron just like stood there and then when the doors open, he let all of us walk out first. And then, uh, I was like, have a good game. I'm 20 years older than him. Sir, have a good game, sir.


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[Assistant] How old is he? No, he's 38. I'm not that much. I mean, yeah. So I'm, you know, seven years older than him. But he had his headphones on, didn't hear you at all. What are you going to say? I don't know. Mr. James, excuse me. Mr. James. Hi. Play hard out there, sir. I have a big show tonight. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's walking on rope back then and that was more comfortable than the ground. I bet it was cold. I bet the cold was even more than.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's like a type issue, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] And that's it, so. You would think he would make them for that size. You would think. But I bet that, I bet he just looks at the. But it's weird though.


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[Assistant] Do you wear them? They're sneaker heads when they do it. Like I have a lot of shoes, Air Max, that I wear on stage. Uh, but I wear them. Like do people not wear them? Like you kind of collect them?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Yannis Pappas is a sneakerhead. Oh, is he? Oh, okay. Now do you worry about-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't wear mine until I go on stage. I have shoes that have really only been worn inside a place. I mean, maybe I'll wear them from the bus to the thing, but I eventually wear them. Like eventually if new ones come, then I'll just like start wearing them. But yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. The last pair was Rag and Bone. And then, uh, the other ones were, have always been Nike. Mmm. Air Max.


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[Assistant] She might have, I don't know. 19 feels like a lot. Yeah, to me it does. But I think they have, they have, they have, it's like, you just have so much different reasons to, you have to wear it. Like, you know, the women have to wear, like, they have like one shoe, I think, that goes with an outfit where we could have multiple shoes that go with an outfit.


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[Assistant] Man, they've been, uh, the sock thing is gotten, uh, the left and right sock. They put L and R on a lot of socks.


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[Assistant] I don't, they're enough that I, I don't know, I'd imagine they are, but it's the, I can't do it knowing if I walk around and it's not right, then I just think about it.


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[Assistant] I'm not buying things like I bought those swift stickers, socks, or the, you know, like whatever the ones, uh, people wear, uh.


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[Assistant] Some don't do a bon, uh, maybe, is it bonos or something? Their socks might not have the left and right. And I like when they don't. Cause if they do, then it's like, I can't. You have to know. I have to know and I have to, when I fold them together, I need them to be, I need them to say L and R.


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[Assistant] Now if I randomly didn't see it for some reason, if I was like hurrying.


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[Assistant] To something for you, give you a little juice. Yeah. Like dress socks? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't be against it. Like I've definitely had some. My mom got me some socks that had like my initials on it. I like those. That was, yeah, that was nice.


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[Assistant] It was, you know, but yeah, I like, but I wear a lot of like just, I wear those Bono socks or Bonobos maybe or something like that. Anobos? Anobos maybe. Uh, and like they're just black and then, uh, I try to find a really the perfect


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[Assistant] Sock. It's, uh, Allbirds has some new socks. Who's are? Allbirds. Oh. And those are very soft. Yeah, bonobos there. Bonobos. Yeah, that's a nice.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I wear a lot of short socks, but I, uh, I mean not on stage.


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[Assistant] I don't know. I'm sure the, uh, those wouldn't choose people by thinker. Oh, it's about to get to that. Wouldn't choose.


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[Assistant] Clogs are wooden shoes. I just think it's.


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[Assistant] But they make em, I've seen em be made. I've seen em on like elves.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would almost be like, you put some tennis shoes on, then just wear them. Like make them that big so they fit on your tennis shoes. Yeah, that makes sense.


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[Assistant] You just said you have hard time finding your shoes. Okay, you're right. So I'm above average. You're above average. I would say, uh, yeah, nine, nine and a half. Ten and a half. Oh really? Oh wow. That's crazy. Good for them. That feels big.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. No, there you have it. How young do you think we are? Aaron probably had lights.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is the craze was in the nineties.


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[Assistant] 10 foot girl, okay. Yeah, I can touch backboard. You heard it? Yeah.


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[Assistant] So that counts as a- I count yours.


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[Assistant] Yeah, pretty good. I was in high school. I was probably, and I was like five, nine, five, 10. I could always jump. I'd have to run the link to the court, but I ran and it would go up. You probably could have ducked if you were tired by the time you got there.


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[Assistant] No, I would have to be running. And so I'd like, and then I could go and- I wouldn't a good one foot.


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[Assistant] What part of it hurts your knees? Yeah. Super easy. Your ego maybe. Uh, what did you dunk? Were you able to dunk like just at like whenever you wanted to, when you could dump in the game? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, you see like, obviously, yeah, like you, it was like, it'd be easier than like, like you could don't, you're not worried about. Cause I'm sure there's a spot where you're like.


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[Assistant] You played there? Yea. Yea. Yea, that was. You would have just missed each other of all state. Yea. Well, I was 90. I went there in 98, so you probably went there in 2000? In 2000. You all took the same classes? Yea. Did you take remedial classes? Absolutely. Alright. Maybe.


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[Assistant] We would still say, we'd say tennis shoes. I mean, I'd say sneaker now. I would say tennis shoes too. Because, uh, yeaah. But I would, if I'm just saying, hey, grab me some tennis shoes, like, that's what I would say. But I've started saying sneakers.


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[Assistant] Just cause some of you will say it and it was like, I guess, you know, sneakers becoming a thing now. So you're like a sneaker means something. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've wore them. They're not, it's even to walk around, they're not. It hurts your back.


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[Assistant] Yeah, people wear them and I'm like, I don't, like I know it's a style, but like to really walk around in it.


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[Assistant] What would you, would y'all get shoes in college when you play college basketball? So you just get whatever you want? Like who are they sponsored by? What brand was it? Nike? Oh, there you go. So would you get Jordans? No.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm just too, now I'm too old. But it's, I like, uh. You would've worn these back in the day? I've always, for some reason, liked kinda ridiculous looking shoes. I just always think they're fun. I don't think those look bad.


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[Assistant] I've seen those. I've never, like, I've seen them somewhere, like at a place. Those are like $25,000. That's insane. Yeah. Those light up. Yeah. Those do light up. The Marty McFly's.


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[Assistant] Oh, it did happen to him. It didn't hit him. Right. Because he was smooth with it. He was real smooth.


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[Assistant] Well, it's like a tradition, like, you know, to be like, we consider that to be, well, I don't think here we consider anything to be anything. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] No, we don't like, yeah, there's nothing here that's like.


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[Assistant] Passed down of, you know, well, we believe that the front door mat is where the spirits live. No one's like saying that when they go into your house and you're like, wipe your shoes off.


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[Assistant] You're gonna hit him dude, like no one's expecting to ever have a shoe thrown at them.


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[Assistant] So I gave, he tipped his hat a little too much. He did. And that's what made him dodge it. And then the sec, the second one was actually probably closer.


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[Assistant] If you'd have thrown the second one first, I think you would have hit him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the second one is the one, the second one is like, that's the, that's the one, if he'd have thrown like that, cause he just like kind of released it a little bit quicker. First one is too much of a wind up.