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[Assistant] And it was, I mean, of course it's always nice to just be sitting behind you. You know what to do and you're just kind of saying what to do, but it was super fun. And the story was engaging, you know, like at least sucked you in right from the beginning. I think that's what.


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[Assistant] How they did the end was interesting too, cause wasn't there, you know my memory is horrible, but there was like, there was two ways to go and to end the story. So that's fun.


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[Assistant] And you got now, there's the one little shot of that lady taking a sexy bath in the waterfall. She's not a mutant.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well yeah, well I have a theory that they were made to be like that and then they were infected. So, she's just one of the ones that didn't get infected. Maybe she's immune to becoming infected like that, but she is already a mutant.


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[Assistant] Exactly, but she's not, you know, like undead type, I wanna eat your shit, she's happy eating bananas.


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[Assistant] Luckily get cut out completely cause there's also a lot of extra ramblies, but I guess because where I come from.


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[Assistant] Or at least my environment growing up. I was also very comfortable with


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[Assistant] People talking over one another. I've listened to, you know, I've listened to, I guess Howard Stern a lot. I listened to that dynamic of five people. Most of the time it's only a couple of people interacting, but


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[Assistant] They have moments where they con- they go over each other, cause it's real, it's natural. I'm a fan of it. It's not for everybody. Maybe you should turn it off. Yea, I don't listen to shit there. Yea, right? Well, I'm just trying to- Well, you don't watch the other videos, cause you don't watch- you don't even watch our other videos that are like our main things. No, no, I don't like watch- I don't like watching gameplay. And you're not a person- you're not a potential listener of this podcast.


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[Assistant] Thank you, Neebs. We've never considered that. No, no, and we should absolutely be more mindful. I agree. I'm stubborn.


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[Assistant] But talking less over each other I can see, because I know I still have a long way to go with uh, just basic communication when I have


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[Assistant] Something that I want to say. Because I know I need to be a better listener than who I am. So, thank you, Thicc. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, that's, that's the whole thing. When you say label your file like you're supposed to, that's because you say that that's the best way to do it, where he actually says, I prefer you to put your named file and then other files inside that file. It's one file. Whatever it is. One file in a folder.


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[Assistant] Uh, I guess it's called like hydrotherapy, which is just, and I didn't really, it just was a part of a little squirt thing.


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[Assistant] So they bring you into this, uh, this little like stand up shower and they shoot you with cold water. So now you're like, this isn't really fun. And then they take you out and then they bring you into a sauna and you lay down in the sauna and you're there for 10 minutes.


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[Assistant] So the, for the first five minutes, you know, you've, you're, you're going in cold and wet and then you're, you know, you're baking yourself pretty hot. And then after five minutes, this lady comes in.


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[Assistant] And then she's got a nice, uh, cold rag and she puts it on your face. And after you've been in the sauna for five minutes, you're like, oh yeah, fucking you need this. This is amazing. And then she starts taking ice and she's rubbing it all over your fucking body while you're


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[Assistant] So fuckin' hot, cause you've been in this 130 degree thing.


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[Assistant] And then she puts a pile of ice on top of your head, she leaves the rag on, and then you're in there for another five minutes, and then she came back and did something similar, and then two minutes later you get up and then you leave. And this is something you pay for? Yeah, it was fucking...


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[Assistant] Yes, and what it does to your body. And then, so then they took me out and they go back into the, uh, back into the little spray room. They spray it with...


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[Assistant] We said ten minutes. For the other room, steam room, we're like, yeah, ten minutes. The other one was ten minutes, that's fine. After like four minutes, my mind is going crazy, I'm like, I can't take it in here. It's so fucking hot, I can't breathe, I'm breathing this shit in, and then I go to, I'm like, and I'm with, I'm with my lady, and I'm like, I can't, I can't do this. And she's like, alright, you know, whatever, she's fine. And then I go- Was the door locked?


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[Assistant] No, I go to go out the door and this lady stops me and she goes, no, I said, okay, and I'm in the cool and I'm like, oh thank god.


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[Assistant] Oh good, and she's like, she's like, you uh, she's like, you know, you gotta go back in. And I'm like, no, no, you don't understand. She's like, we're gonna rub the chocolate on you in a minute. You're gonna go back in? I'm like, no, chocolate. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Whatever they were gonna rub on me, I didn't want it.


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[Assistant] So anyway, I went back in, and then they rubbed the stuff on me, but I pretty much had a panic attack. And that's the, the, really the fun part of the story.


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[Assistant] And then after that it was relaxing and fine, so then that's it. But that was something that I had fun doing recently.


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[Assistant] So anyway, sauna and ice though, with the whole alternation and rubbing, shit, I highly recommend.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, I don't think that there's, there's probably not any health benefits to it, but it was an experience that was like, well, do you like sitting in a sauna? Do you get anything out of that?


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[Assistant] So you spent like all your time socializing in Disney.


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[Assistant] I will see it in my peripheral vision and I will refuse to slow down. I will speed up and go, they could have looked at it, went a lot fucking faster.


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[Assistant] I'm ready. If I didn't care about the podcast I would go into a tirade about fucking


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[Assistant] Shit, lane shifting and what people think is rude around here. Oh, that's rude! What did you just do? I put on my signal. I'm not gonna be a dumbass that's waiting in the right lane five miles fucking back from my turn when you're on a highway.


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[Assistant] I'm going to go up there and merge farther. Some people just take it upon themselves to commit to being in the right lane to exit when it's all blocked up for six miles.


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[Assistant] Like, I wanna know, like, what I really wanna, I'd be fine with it, a drawing, I'd be like, alright, now show me the reproductive organs of these fucking robots. You just wanna see robot sex. Well, that too. And then be the first ones to do robot sex porn.


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[Assistant] Here's the thing, whatever they give birth to, can they also give birth? Because that doesn't mean it could be just a one time deal.


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[Assistant] So there was some damn, yeaah, we did go for a while. But look at some of those creatures, like the one that was, uhm, it looked familiar, but it also looked new at the same time. All legs.


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[Assistant] Which, which brings me to the question that I said earlier, but right before we started rolling, cause it was like it seemed like a reveal, like at the end, hold on son! Callbacked, son.


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[Assistant] I wanna say, cause it started with App Store, myself, and Neebs, right? And then they met us, and I wanna say, somehow, but you normally couldn't. Cause yea, why would there be five?


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[Assistant] We'll figure it out. Now it looked, of course, you know, of course it looked nice in the trailer, but that looked like, I mean that was probably actual gameplay footage from the trailer. It seemed like it, yea. Yea, so it looked nice, but I couldn't really, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but let me ask you a question, just not to get to whatever, like, you're saying new variant?


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[Assistant] Definitely a new, everything's new, on how we're gonna be dealing with any of this shit. Like, it seems like, you know. Frog robots, and... Yeah, frog robots, keep it apart.


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[Assistant] And I think when I was at Disney there was a fight and I heard about it. Shit, I don't know. Maybe I'm just dreaming these things.


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[Assistant] But the fights we do hear about. Probably a lot of heart attacks.


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[Assistant] There's probably just a whole lot of shit talking.


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[Assistant] I'm actually going, uh, to New York for New Years for the first time in fucking, I don't know, 20 years? Nooo. So, uh, that's gonna be fun, seeing family that I have not seen in New York in 10 years?


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[Assistant] None of that shit. While the ball drops? Yea, that would be nice, but no. Get caught on live TV having sex? Oh, I, maybe, that's possible. Uhm, but that'll be in Suffolk County, not anywhere else. Cause they have live TV out there too.


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[Assistant] It was so weird last year, and it's probably gonna be just as weird this year, like, cause I watched it for maybe 10 minutes or whatever, but there was like nobody down there. They're not gonna have any, there's not gonna be crowds of people out there. Last year there wasn't, and if there's anything going on, they're not gonna do it, cause there would be too much bullshit. What are you doing? I can't believe you're promoting this fucking blah blah blah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But it is fuckin' insane though. It's not a thing that I'd ever want to be a part of. Nah, me neither. Yea, I dunno what I'm gonna do.


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[Assistant] It's reno. No, but there was a screw up. There was a screw up. There was a screw up that, that made me, uh, go, oh, motherfucker yesterday. Why? Leaves told me. Well, here's what.


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[Assistant] Exactly, because I pulled a fucking totally shit-ass fucking move. No pun intended with the shit.


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[Assistant] And when I, when I lifted up the toilet, the, the wax seal was sitting right there, like, pretty intact, and I'm like, okay, yea, alright. And then when I put it down, I, I didn't replace the wax seal, I, I should've, I needed to. And when I flushed it, like, you know, ten times, nothing came out, but it was of course coming out in a little spot.


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[Assistant] Right underneath the new vinyl floor that I put down.


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[Assistant] I'm not, I'm not a bummer. This is the thing with water. This is, this is the thing. I've come to the realization I know. Cause you guys are like, well can you, can you do the toilet and change the sink? And I'm like, I, I can.


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[Assistant] Apparently you can't. I do, well, apparently it took me, well I fixed it, but the, the other, the, uhm, the toilet part, but the, the faucet thing, it might be fixed, but you might need to get, yeaah, somebody in here, cause, I can't, I might not be able to get it to stop drippin'.


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[Assistant] Well, you could run water and run water and it'll look fine, and then apparently then you run water another, you know, like 20 times, and then there's, there's some drips. Alright, so we just need to keep an eye on that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but the Navon, I also put Dope around it, and, and, you know, other things. Teflon Dope, essentially. They call it Dope.


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[Assistant] I know, but we'll see, cause water sucks. I'm not a fucking plumber.


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[Assistant] Alright, good job Simon, 7 out of 10. 7 out of 10, I'll take it. I'll give you an 8. I'm gonna give you an 8. Alright.


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[Assistant] So, little renovation done, and we're almost done with other things around here too, which is fun.


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[Assistant] And we're gonna be, what soon? Soon-ish. I guess there'll be a video where we'll be able to show the updated office news.


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[Assistant] Oopsies. You can click on it, but it might be over. Yea, wait and see.


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[Assistant] Ahh, and guess what? Today might be the last day.


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[Assistant] I got a, I redid one of my tattoos and the brown, that color is in it, she was like, where's my pope


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[Assistant] Brown. She said that? The name of the color is poop brown. Wow. Yes, so. We can all, we know what color that is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we do. But I tell you, the brown looked very much poopy. Well what did you, what did you, did you change it or color it? I colored it, I recolored it into an original, one of my, one of my oldest tattoos. I'm gonna get all my old ones redone. Is it visible? Can you show us? Yeah, my pen. Yeah, I can show ya.


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[Assistant] And the brown that's in the globe is, uh, is the poop brown. Yea, that's a lot more color.


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[Assistant] And they got this, uh, plastic thing you put over it when it's done.


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[Assistant] Is that what I'm looking at? No, it's got a, this has got a contact that's supposed to stay on for seven days and it's got like the, whatever it is, the medication on it, but it's supposed to be treated. It's supposed to be.


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[Assistant] It's actually a pin-up girl, a traditional old style pin-up girl based off of an artist. Oh the fuck, the last name of the pin-up artist was Petty. P-E-T-T-Y.


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[Assistant] I forget the first name, but back in the day I used to love pinup girls, pinup art. So I went to this tattoo artist and I said, I like this girl and I like this girl. And then whatever. So he drew it up and did it. Cool.


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[Assistant] Sure we did. I feel like we did. We did. I think we did. And we still were able to talk over each other somewhat. I think it's healthy to do in short bursts because it's almost like a break. You get to hear everybody go, there, what are you talking about? And then we have to go, alright, shut up everyone. Shut the fuck up.


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[Assistant] Let's go. But for, for it to start, I think is necessary. Thank you for being my Aunt Phyllis who tries to bring harmony and also ruins things half the time. Thanks for coming in sick. Thank you for spreading your germs.


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[Assistant] Oh. Oh, you're trying to figure out why? Yeah. Why does this keep erupting? What's going on? Something's tickling it. Down below. It's the gnomes.


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[Assistant] Okay. And then as soon as it's right, uh, the greenest and luscious it's gonna be, it turns back to shit. Yeah, it blows up again. Wow. Repeat. It's too bad you can't get it a little, uh, little longer as time goes on. It's just, no matter what, it keeps on repeating.


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[Assistant] And the name was always on top and you couldn't hide it at least in that particular game. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] So is it hard for you to build, you gotta build these weapons? Is it hard for you to get the materials in order to build the weapons?


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[Assistant] So it's like Long Island, about 60 miles long, about 20 miles wide.


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[Assistant] We'll see what happens, we'll see. But like, you really think like, cause it seems like you really enjoy the game, if it was not gonna be another six months before the, the, the characters changed, but you really like the game, think it's, we're gonna wait, it's worth the wait? I think it's worth the wait, yea. Alright. Alright, so let them update it a little more.


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[Assistant] It's actually a real, a good way to go. Yeah. That'll be overload of seven days. It could be.


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[Assistant] And basically now you could track when and how well you brush and you get tips that improve your habits that earn you points for daily brushing and bonus points for completing challenges like streaks. Then you redeem for rewards, which leads to fun and free stuff.


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[Assistant] And Quip delivers their brush heads, fresh floss, toothpaste, mouthwash, and gum refills every three months from five dollars. And shipping is free. And over five million mouths use Quip.


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[Assistant] And they all save hundreds compared to other Bluetooth brushes when you get the Quip Smart Brush for just $45. So what are you waiting for?


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[Assistant] But they can't, the thing is, if you still have it working.


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[Assistant] Right? The, the man can't come in and say, you gotta take that piece of shit off the road.


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[Assistant] They'd be like, fuck you, this is my car. You would've, you would've replaced it.


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[Assistant] So really though, they legit said you don't need to come in and have this shit checked out.


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[Assistant] Now, that really is, obviously, it went over my head, that is, that's like lawsuit shit. I've already cut my muffler off. How would they allow that to happen?


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[Assistant] But even when, but even when they're broke, and I get what you're saying, but even when you're broke, if you have a car and you bring it in and you're broke, and like you said, the tires, the lights need to work, the windshield wipers.


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[Assistant] It's registered as a collectible or as a classic car, and you don't have it registered as that. It's a different registration.


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[Assistant] This is just my drive. This isn't like in a garage somewhere. Is the classic car, is it like 25 years? I think it used to be over 20 was classic and I think antiques over 35. And Nibs, your truck is what?


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[Assistant] And I'm guessing on the 35 and the 20, like when I was, I think it was those knees. Dude, you should definitely bring that truck to like


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[Assistant] They offer. How much you want for that? Dude, I tell you man, this, I, cause I've looked at a lot of classic cars cause I've wanted to get one for a while. Just, just have one that actually doesn't depreciate so fucking quickly. His truck is, is worth thousands more than you think for people. What do you think?


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[Assistant] I know that there would be people who would want to restore that and pay at least four or five grand for that truck right now.


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[Assistant] Pick up trucks, even shitty ones hold value. Like even a shitty ass fuckin' beat up one that's newer than yours but rust it out, still worth fifteen hundred bucks cause people can throw shit in the bag with it for work.


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[Assistant] I don't think it'll, apparently it doesn't have a good amount of torque for hauling, maybe long hauling, like maybe this isn't the ultimate like work vehicle.


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[Assistant] I know, trust me, I think it's perfect for the kind of guy that does light construction, maybe. It might not be like for the people who are hauling shit, like the ones that are, you know, hauling stuff.


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[Assistant] So I'm talking, no, I'm talking about when you're, when you're working construction, you got a trailer behind you with, uh, I don't know, 1500 pounds worth of tools and fucking some ladders on top of your truck and then on top of the rack on the back, then the trailer that you're pulling.


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[Assistant] And I could force you to see this thing too with the electric vehicles.


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[Assistant] It'll, yes, it's gonna cause some issues. Maybe it'll force us to get, capture more energy from the sun, cause you can have the large batteries at your house, and you could be charging them up solar these days. It should all be just trending towards that anyway, cause people give shit to a-


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[Assistant] But we are, and that's good, but for some reason, at least I'm seeing in my feeds, people fucking saying how like, oh, electric, is it really that good because it does this and all the electric and all this and all that, and you go like, really though?


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[Assistant] You know what? The horse should be! The bike, yea, should be too.


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[Assistant] What? What? What's going on here? When you're drunk, if you're drunk or drinking, you can't get on a fucking horse legally.


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[Assistant] Well really try it, all he needs to do is walk away from the horse and not properly strap


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[Assistant] You know what, I just got a kind of a flashback though when I was a kid. I do remember maybe they had these all over, but there was like, uhm,


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[Assistant] Little miniature town, almost, and it was a miniature town where


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[Assistant] You would learn about all the things, I guess, about being a pedestrian and traffic and they have like miniature houses around. I think we could like kind of like scoot around in these little fake cars and like stop sign.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a local old actor fuckin' used to, uh, his first acting gig was at fuckin' Action Park in New Jersey.


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[Assistant] I never would have noticed it, cause I've never tried to open a fire, you know, that


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[Assistant] I would call it a tow truck, but when you say wrecker, I go, that's a tow truck.


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[Assistant] So I went into, I was in Southport two weeks ago. So anyway, I went to this little antique store too, but it was a really, it was a small one. The building was fricking adorable. The building looked like it was built in like 1860 and it was just the single little storefront


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[Assistant] And it was just super cute, just the building itself. And then inside was kind of packed with a whole bunch of stuff. And it was interesting. Like I go in the back and like in the back, it's like she's got stuff like stacked in like books stacked on the shelf.


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[Assistant] And there's a book there that's got a piece of paper on it. It's like $400. It's a Bible from like 1825. And here it is next to the $4, like very close to the $4 game that I ended up buying. It was like a card game that I used to have when I was a kid. A French card game from like the 70s.


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[Assistant] I'm buying that. I'm gonna teach my daughter how to play.


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[Assistant] There was a shelf here that had these trinkets, there was one shelf that had these little simple little trinket stuff on it and then below that was a bunch of books and then right below that were books that were in plastic bags.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, what are these plastic bag books? These are interesting. Holy shit. This thing says it's from 18 something and it's $400. Okay.


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[Assistant] Then there was another one for like $85 that was some other book from like 1910s and then my, uh, the lady I was with, she ended up buying, um, this little book that was probably from the 1920s that


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[Assistant] I've had a bunch of, uh, handwriting in it, like school children's handwriting, some little poems, and it was, it's just cool little books. You should pay like three bucks for it.


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[Assistant] But you know, just like these fun little things, I don't know, I don't know, I like antiques. Did you ask her if she's local?


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[Assistant] Yes, of course it is. I actually wish I would have went and I told you about it and I forgot. Which is not good.


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[Assistant] I'll pay for everything. Listen, yeaah, I rented my car.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like you're leaving out details cause the back end web sheet, like how do you get hit and not, you know, cause I've done little rollover things. You're getting hit. You're bouncing off of the vehicle. You're not trying, so. Yeah, you bounce away from it.


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[Assistant] Alright, so that's how you end the show. Unless you go to traffic camp. Go to traffic camp.


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[Assistant] This is why kids go to traffic camp, it came full circle. So avoid driving around and doing stupid stunt shit with your friends when you're not really stunt people.


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[Assistant] It's not a stick in the mud. I like fun things though. He just doesn't like it. Go fish? Mmm. Wasn't a big part of your childhood? Couldn't afford cards? But when someone says that you can go play cards.


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[Assistant] God, I wish you would stop fucking with us from beyond the grave! Never!


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[Assistant] That's badass. Yeaah. I believe Azteca might have some information.


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[Assistant] I just got back from Vegas. That's right, it was your birthday, you went to Vegas! Yeaah, it was a lot of fun. I'll talk about some of the things that I did. The first being, Michael Jackson's One. It's a Cirque du Soleil of Michael Jackson's music. That guy had a lot of hits. Zero Kids' Fun?


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[Assistant] The fuckin' laser light show's diddlin'. All that, all that, uh, like Cirque du Soleil shit, because, you know, the jumpin' acrobats. Oh, it's big, big, big. But like, the dad in me, was like, oh, they're gonna fall.


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[Assistant] Your circus days are over. Why am I saying this? These are all trained professionals. What the fuck is wrong with me?


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[Assistant] Like some vagabond stole his glove. Oh no. But there was like some cool tricks with it, like the glove started like moving, like on stage. Some Euro trash probably wrote it though. Was it ever a


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[Assistant] No, but there was a, it was practical. And there was a hologram MJ. That's what I figured they would have been out.


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[Assistant] I gave my ex-wife the PS4 and the divorce because I was like, yeah, you can have this cause I'm going to get a PS5 and I'm stuck with that fucking Xbox one that the kids just played Just Dance on and that's it. And the fan is like, yeah, right.


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[Assistant] Well, speaking of Just Dance, one of the other shows that I saw was, uh, Derek Huff's, uh, he's from Dancing with the Stars, uh, what's it, uh, I keep wanting to say No Limit, or Enough's Enough. I got it. That's a terrible name for a show. Enough's Enough.


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[Assistant] But I'm not into like dancing and shit like that, but that show was really good. Yeah, he's a good dancer.


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[Assistant] They really do. Cows do have more of a story than... I would imagine. I don't know. Cats don't remember. They're trippin' balls. But either way, uhm, yeaah, good show. Those two shows? What else? Good show. Uhm, did a little gambling and I had a really great blackjack moment. Okay. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] The sun had just set over the Venetian hotel and casino. I was at a blackjack table with high rollers. That's a lie.


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[Assistant] Dealer had a six. Dealer's name was Fong. I couldn't tell if it was a male or female. So I was just like, I'm coming for you, Fong. And I split those tens. I split the kings.


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[Assistant] Your life savings. Dealer Fong looks at me, one eyebrow raised, and I said yea let's do this. You said Wong move. Yea Fong move. Fong Wong move. Okay.


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[Assistant] So, they were all right behind me, cheering me.


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[Assistant] He or she, Fong, ended up busting. So everyone at the table was fine.


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[Assistant] But, but yea, Tao was really good. We ate at another place called Matteo in the Venetian, which is a Italian place. That was dynamite. Nice, nice. Yea, so we were the vegans.


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[Assistant] But I was going to go out there and scout a possible Neibs Gaming Live location. You didn't do any of that? It got, it was a tent. The celestial tent at the Stratt Hotel.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. And they took it down. So some people bought it and now they're going to put it elsewhere on the strip. So closer to


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[Assistant] So I'm wondering, can we get away with just saying whatever we want because either people are used to it or because we're older now and they're, they just give us kind of an old person pass. Yeah, maybe. They're old and senile.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so the other treatment that I got, I had a ball gag in and a vibrator in my ass. No, so as some of you probably know or may remember, I had a cancerous tumor removed from my head, brain, and I'm feeling fine, whatever.


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[Assistant] I had to go through six weeks of chemo and radiation. And with the radiation, I had a mask that was made this like mesh, let's hard mesh type material. And because it was localized, it was centralized on one spot. I had to hold still. So they, they lay me down on.


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[Assistant] No. They would put a warm blanket over me, which I was like, ooh, this is really nice. I want this for my home. And then I was like, god, I'm old.


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[Assistant] It didn't bother me at all. It was usually morning, so I was tired, so I'd just kind of like, zone out. Yeah, but what I was thinking, and I don't know, might be creepy, might be weird, but I was thinking, what if we got somebody from the community?


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[Assistant] To paint something here, do some sort of design, and then we can make it into a, I don't know, a fucking light.


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[Assistant] Stream every Thursday night at 8 o'clock. Yep. 8 p.m. Eastern standard time. Yeah, we streamed over on Twitch. Twitch.tv forward slash Neebs Gaming. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I smell a battlefield, friends. That's all I'm saying. I smell one. I don't know if it smells good or not.


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[Assistant] Well this is so different than obviously the last two.


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[Assistant] I don't care about a rickshaw. I never saw one. You can point one out to me, but I don't care. Here's the problem right now.


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[Assistant] Might be too early to say. Nope, there isn't one they decided.


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[Assistant] Wow. That's nuts. It kind of is, right? That's the next, like, Tesla for, for Dora. No, I will not be getting a boss at dynamics. He's gonna have a robot. Why not?


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[Assistant] You don't want to hear Dora complain about the humidity in the hot games. Nobody wants that.


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[Assistant] How many times have I heard sandbox? We kept on hearing sandbox, sandbox, sandbox, and it just kept on making me think servers where you can have, you know, 100 tanks or whatever.


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[Assistant] I didn't see any goats, I saw no, no uhm.


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[Assistant] And we could say that we saw gameplay.


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[Assistant] So that we could say, hey! We could say, hey, listen!


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[Assistant] We've watched a lot of gameplay, and that really gets like, he kinda said that, but he didn't say it in so many words. And I was clarifying, Absro. And we saw stuff we liked. We saw a specific lot of gameplay that we're not allowed to talk about, instead of saying, well we just saw some things that we're not allowed to talk about, so that's different, right? Nailed it.


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[Assistant] No, I'm saying. You did it so much better. Well, listen. You just gotta do it louder.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're doing it. There's like a lot of announcements this episode.


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[Assistant] I remember the first time, the first time I saw Texas Toast, I was amazed. Because Texas Toast wasn't a thing that I saw growing up, you know. You didn't grow up in Texas. No, well, but I did see it in Louisiana, and I did see it for the first time when I lived in Louisiana, and I was like, what the fuck is this?


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[Assistant] Sorry, I was gonna say after Dora, we shouldn't talk about bread anymore, but go on. I feel like this is the title.


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[Assistant] You know, we should briefly talk about the fact that three of us met up and played a sport together.


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[Assistant] But you could go to Topgolf. What's nice is now we did the first thing, which was us three playing golf together. Now we can all, as a trip, we could do the Topgolf thing in Myrtle Beach. Yeah, I'm into that. I'm into that too. And you guys could do that, no problem, because we're all just sitting in one place, teeing off.


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[Assistant] And it was a good, it was a good time. It was a good time.


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[Assistant] We could write off a boat rental if we make a video about it.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean it's weird how you do it sandcastles and a beanbag sport. Like there's so many different


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[Assistant] Sports, I guess, or, or games that, that are kind of like cornhole?


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[Assistant] But like, baking sand castles is like one of a kind. There's no other sand games to play. It's just castles. It's hard to measure.


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[Assistant] No, it's the same fucking crazy, and I love golf, but it's pretty ridiculous. Golf's pretty ridiculous.


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[Assistant] Make it go straight. It's not that difficult. I taught myself and unfortunately I've not gotten much better, but I can still. That's the problem. I can still play. I've never taken lessons and if I played regularly I could probably beat you. That's proof that anybody can fucking do it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're ready for- So everybody's gonna want something different. Well I agree there, but I mean there's also apparently a lot of people though that play Call of Duty because they don't like big maps and they don't want any of that shit.


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[Assistant] And we're all excited about, uh, uh, Battlefield, or at least, I mean, I am, but nobody really believes me, but you guys are definitely...


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[Assistant] Well, we hope you enjoyed the show.


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[Assistant] Everyone, because I think, I think we're wrapping on up. I think we are too, aren't we Simon? It would seem so. It would seem so. So everyone, I hope you enjoy the, uh, the trailer that you've seen today from Battlefield and we'll see you next week.


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[Assistant] Man, I did. I took off for five days to Key West, Florida.


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[Assistant] That's true, yeaah, I bounced out of here on a, what, I missed a Thursday, and that was it. I scheduled it like that, I didn't want to miss too much. Okay. Cause yeaah, get behind, you guys get way ahead of me, I can't keep up anymore.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, it was, uh, it was great. Flying was weird, you know, like airport, very, you know, you have to wear a mask all the time.


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[Assistant] And I was upset because I bought a, uh, I guess they're called a gator. I think they're called gators, a little neck rag. Yeah, cause I was like, oh, I want something comfortable to wear on the plane. I don't want that mask like scratching the back of my ear all day. And then, uh, the, but no, they are, they do not allow the gators.


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[Assistant] I have no idea. Probably, huh? I didn't see anybody in the airport with face shields.


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[Assistant] You know, it's sad to say, but it was kind of nice on the plane because, you know, they wouldn't let anybody sit beside each other. So you had space. That is nice. Yeah, that was really nice. I was like, holy shit, this is, this is kind of wonderful.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my flight was much cheaper than it has been in the past, absolutely.


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[Assistant] Now yeaah, that's probably what's going to happen, I mean, cause no one, that's the thing, the airlines lose money, but no one wants the airlines shut down.


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[Assistant] It was wonderful. Yeah. Um, most of my days involved getting up, walking around and started drinking around 11 with my dad.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, took a nap, probably around two or three, rub one out, uh, four. And then got up and started drinking again with my dad and, uh, found some food. And then I went out at night and I would go to a few bars, like mom and dad, they go to sleep early, they're early sleepers.


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[Assistant] But no, it was nice at night. I found a couple of places I really enjoyed going. There's a brewery down there that's wonderful. It's, I believe, Waterfront Brewery. They have a Crazy Lady Blonde Ale that's just fantastic. And I drank way too many of them.


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[Assistant] And then the other place I found was kind of a nerd bar. Which was good. It's called the Retro Room.


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[Assistant] Okay, beer, video games, happy. Oh, that's pretty awesome. And then yeah, chatting with some good people. You gotta wear your mask in there, of course, but yeah. Try to just stay away from people and engage in conversation. But it was nice. It was nice to just relax for five days.


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[Assistant] Do it again. Back to the line. I was lucky, I guess, where I grew up. The arcade got busy, but you could always find a game to play. There was never too much of putting your quarter in line for me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause if I saw there was a line, I'd go like alright, I'm not gonna play that, I'm gonna play this.


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[Assistant] No, you weren't. You were watching pretty animation and pushing a joystick left and right.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you had to. I mean, uh, he's not, he's not gonna play track and slayer for free. He didn't win that by himself.


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[Assistant] Is there a movie where Gary Busey's a dog? I hope so.


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[Assistant] There should be. I feel like I saw that recently and I was just passing by on the internet and it was like a Reddit or something and it was like, remember that movie where Gary Busey was a dog? I was like, what? What the fuck? I'm gonna look that up.


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[Assistant] No, uh, okay, Archie Channing, Gary Busey, the jaded billionaire CEO of a technology corporation, dies in a car accident. To atone for his sins, God has Archie return to Earth in the form of a white Pomeranian named Quigley. And the movie's called Quigley and Angel's Tale.


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[Assistant] I can see why they're doing it. It's been a long time since I've watched Revenge of the Nerds.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, honest to god, it's like I wanna take half of those DC movies and just throw them all out and like, let me write these scripts for you.


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[Assistant] Alright, music starts, here comes the crawl. What does it say? Episode, episode seven.


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[Assistant] I wanna say they may have done a baby Jabba. I know they've done a baby Hut.


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[Assistant] They did this in the Clone Wars animated series, they tried to release a movie of it. And I remember watching the trailer, and the movie kind of revolved around a hut, maybe. Okay. So, sorry, sorry, Dora, I think it's been done. Yeah, of course it's been done.


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[Assistant] Well it's 12 now, it'll be 30 when you go back and look at it again. Oh yeaah. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Right. And some kids gotta learn the hard way. They have to be bouncing to the back of the truck and then grandpa slams on brakes.


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[Assistant] I don't know if it would be entertaining. I think you would have to do like the, I believe the Rift Tracks model where I don't think they can monetize it per se. It's like you have to have a Kickstarter. You have to have another way of getting money other than like monetize it because you can't.


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[Assistant] 30 minute mark is kinda where I'm at, where I would peg it.


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[Assistant] It wasn't horrible. No, it's I've seen worse. Yeah, for sure. Okay. It's the best Terminator sequel since Terminator 2, but it's not as good as Terminator 2.


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[Assistant] Neves and I, during our lunch break sometimes, we've enjoyed the Corridor Digital guys. Corridor crew. And they, you know, show a lot of stuff about special effects in movies and yeaah. That was one thing we learned. Uhm, John Connor in that movie is entirely CG and looks pretty good.


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[Assistant] That would have been, uh, he was a kid at the time. That has been Terminator 2. Oh, what's his face from? From Home Alone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Eddie Furlong. Yeah, they recreated a little, little baby, little baby Furlong. He's a Minnesota boy. For one scene at the beginning of Terminator Salvation. But I think that's my problem with that movie, is the way that movie starts basically says fuck Terminator 2. Yeah. That was my problem with Alien 3.


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[Assistant] Cause you know, you went all through this shit, and uh, Ripley went down there, she saved Newt, and they got her back to the ship, and we were good to go. And alien three starts, and the ship crashes, and Newt dies. So you were cool with it, but not for long.


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[Assistant] No, I think she got her head hit during a tornado.


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[Assistant] Again. Oh god, of course a remaking Wizard of Oz, why wouldn't you? They'll do that to the end of time.


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[Assistant] What does she play? Do you know? Honestly, I don't. We gotta find out though. You gotta find out soon. Yea, we should. What's Simon's mom's favorite games?


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[Assistant] But they feel like to keep playing they gotta keep donating, they gotta keep, they gotta keep


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[Assistant] But think about that sweet Clash of Clan inheritance you got coming to you.


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[Assistant] Is there- Yeah, can we buy her some land? Uh, like, uh, classic- Yeah, some- Classic clans land?


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, while I was in Key West, this was my, uh, last night here. I was, uhm, so this would have been, this would have been Sunday night. I flew out, uhm, Monday, Monday afternoon.


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[Assistant] And I was like, okay, last night, mom and dad are going to bed, I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna go have a drink. So I went over to the brewery.


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[Assistant] Had myself a drink and then I was like, I might pop over to the retro room, but not yet. I'm going to walk around Key West one more time. Get a little peeping in. See it all, do a little peeping, check it all out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I went to, you know, went over to Mallory square, went over to Deval street, just watching people having a good time. And then I was like, okay, now it's time to go get a drink. Then I felt my pockets and didn't have my wallet. And you look quick, like I gotta look quick and you keep looking. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You know it's not there, but you keep feeling, just like, please be there, just please magically appear in my pocket. So my first thought was, left it at the brewery.


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[Assistant] So first I call the brewery, uh, and they're like, eh, we're looking for a while, we don't see one. I was like, okay, but I go anyway. And I'm just, I wanted to look around where I was sitting.


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[Assistant] So I was trying to retrace my steps, remember where I got and I remembered I was in a Mallory square and at some point in when I was on Mallory square, I reached into my pocket to pull my phone out and I thought maybe when I pulled my phone out, my wallet popped out with it.


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[Assistant] And that's exactly what fucking happened. Cause I went back to Mallory square and I got lucky as shit. Mallory square because of this whole pandemic thing was completely empty. It was still there. After 20 minutes was still on the ground.


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[Assistant] Holy shit. I felt so good, like, ugh. That was such a relief to be like-


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[Assistant] Oh, that could have been fun. I opened it, all my cards are in there, oh god.


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[Assistant] That'd have been a long trip.


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[Assistant] Maybe that's if you, you know, you get through Miami with all that fucking traffic.


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[Assistant] When you leave, like, if you're driving around


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[Assistant] Exactly, yeaah, stay away from that area. Five o'clock. Well, there you go. Worst case scenario, could have gotten back.


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[Assistant] That's something I'm hoping for in Ark 2. I hope that the base map they come with, like, there's a little bit...


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[Assistant] Not necessarily lore. I don't, I don't want to run across books and shit to read. Yeah, the reading can suck it. But I'd like to run across like temples with puzzles to solve. I want something in the map that engages me more. Things behind waterfalls. In a plain sense. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Not a cutscene, I don't want to run across a guy who talks for 10 minutes about, this is the temple established by blah blah blah. It's like no, let me run across things naturally. Like, puzzle puzzles are great.


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[Assistant] Here's a temple. Ooh, look, wait, look at this stuff on the wall. Look, oh, I bet if we put anything, if we put that stuff on the wall, if we put those in here, oh, it opens a door, and oh, that's treasure, and there's, look at all these


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, Champ Wild back in the day. That was Champ Wild. Yeah, and that was probably one of my favorite animals in Ark to fly. Well, I mean, well, the thing with this series, we started out, it was just nomadic. I mean, we kind of tried, we stuck with that at least until we circled the whole island.


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[Assistant] No, no, I thought it was a lot of fun, especially initially when we were exploring the map.


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[Assistant] Genesis coming up next. And this, it may not be something we do for long. We might get in and hate it.


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[Assistant] We'll see. So we're gonna hop in and at least, you know, give it a shot. I'm, I'm excited about it just because it just seems like it's ARK presented differently. Yeah. And there's a currency system. It's like, okay, now I have something I can, you know, save for and earn money and spend on things. All right. Uh, I'll take that in my ARK game.


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[Assistant] You could just make it rather easy. If it's something you can collect though, do you lose them when you die? The hexagons? Yeah.


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[Assistant] So these are the things we're gonna learn, which I guess next week, next week we gotta work on like, I feel like when we have to transfer our art characters, like that's a whole day of just technical madness. Cause we always have to look up, how do you transfer art characters?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, the one that actually flies? I think so. Yeah. Really? Right. Okay. I've heard this.


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[Assistant] It's not intuitive. It's not. It is, it is one of those like, okay, I have to acclimate to this control. It isn't something that you just start and go, wow, this suit's great. You go like, what the?


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[Assistant] Yeah, holding shift, uh, yeaah, is like a levitate. Maintains your altitude.


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[Assistant] That's a game that gets more fun as you play it. And you're able to build more and portal all over the place and you know, it's almost like Minecraft where by the end of it, you completely transform this world around you.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you were able to survive. I love that game's progression. I love that when the first time you enter a black forest, you get your ass kicked. Grailings come out and it's brutal.


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[Assistant] But then once you get the copper, you make the stuff and like, okay, then you go back to the black forest with your armor on. It's like, whoa, I'm almost unstoppable here now.


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[Assistant] Well, there's the other one that hasn't been. Oh yeah. And they're still developing the game. There's the uh, Mistlands. Yeah. So there's Mistlands coming up and then there's, uh, the far north, which is, um,


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[Assistant] Snowy region. Yeah, like glaciers and shit. And then there's a far south, which is like a more of a fiery region


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[Assistant] Nah, that game's got a bright future. I hope they keep going with it. They got a wonderful building mechanic. They just need to keep adding stuff to it. And yeah, in three years, that game's going to be even bigger and better. Yeah. The core is on point. Yeah. It's a wonderful, wonderful foundation.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the other thing, our editor isn't, our editor is not in love with the game. I think our editor, like, she wants something a little prettier. Yep, and I agree with that. Yeah, no, I mean, as far as, like, looks go, it is, again, like, Minecraft. It's not a very good looking game. Yeah. But yeah, you don't wanna- It gets the job done for what it does.


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[Assistant] We're gonna figure it out. Oh yeaah, we figure it out. Dying Light. Let's do Dying Light.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the thing in that game is that is a very, like, narrative-driven game. So it'd be a lot of skipping these fucking cutscenes because the cutscenes are all bullshit, usually. Yeah, but it was good. What's the story? Who cares? You're in a zombie world. Go out and fight zombies, collect resources.


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[Assistant] Ten executives at Warner Brothers going like, we should revive Space Jam. Oh, and Bugs Bunny. Oh, and we can get LeBron yes. LeBron yes.


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[Assistant] Who do we hire? Some fuck-all director? Ah yeaah, whatever, he's fine, bring him in here. Give him the script. Can we put out that script in three days? Let's get it done!


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[Assistant] Then the, then what I just described. It has to be. Nah, it would, it would, it's probably gonna fall in that category. Kinda like all the Pirates movies. This is, this is just decent entertainment.


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[Assistant] Like you kind of turn your brain off and just go, okay, I can just watch this and watch the images happen and go, eh, this is fun.


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[Assistant] I went to Disney or Disney World, one of the ones with my daughter, maybe eight years ago, and I did all the shitty rides, like the small world after all. Like even Pirates of the Caribbean, like I know the movies have come out now and people appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like the Haunted Mansion at least kind of has a little bit more variety. I don't know. But a lot of those old Disney rides are just that. It's like Jungle Cruise the same way. It's like, you're gonna sit on the boat and you're gonna look around. Like, it's not a ride to me. I mean, I guess it's a ride.


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[Assistant] Speaking of Disney, they're in trouble. Black Widow's coming after them.


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[Assistant] Because I guess as part of her contract, it was not, you know, they weren't supposed to throw it on Disney Plus, the streaming service. Of course, when the movie came out, they were like, alright, the movie's out, same day, Disney Plus. Well, Scarlett's supposed to get, I guess in her contract, you know, all the money was from ticket sales. So she's like, you guys put it over here, it's ripping me off. I'm suing.


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[Assistant] Yep, she needs some big backend money. And also, so she's done playing that character, which is a smart time to sue.


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[Assistant] Yeah, job done. Yeah, job's done. I mean yeah.


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[Assistant] I guarantee she's not only doing it for herself, she's doing it for other actors as well. Yeaah. Because there's other actors that can't pull that card yet. Yeaah. But Scarlett, she's getting older, you know, she's on this side of 35, you know, she's like alright, you know.


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[Assistant] You know, I'm gonna be the one that does this, because the streaming services, they're not really ripping actors off, but that has to start playing into their contracts.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, how do you calculate that? I guess you do it somehow by views. Some accountants gotta come up with that number and go alright.


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[Assistant] Thank you, cheers. I'm fascinated by the, uh, like just the historical


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's uh, I, I find that, yeah, that history between, you know, the, the industry and the talent is fascinating. Old Hollywood is fascinating. And it's all changed.


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[Assistant] Oh, something rusty. Rust. Rust related. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] It's publicity? Yeah, all publicity is good publicity. There you go. Even better publicity.


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[Assistant] I had a, I had a delivery at my house earlier today and, uh, I think the driver was having a bad day.


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[Assistant] I've had two deliveries to my house recently, uhm, and they've been opposite ends of the spectrum. The one was way too bubbly, way too friendly, which sounds weird to say, but he just wanted to hang out and keep talking.


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[Assistant] He's a bad delivery person. Good but bad. Then the good one was, yeaah, was today. Cause he was like, you know, here, sign this. Okay. How you doing today? Alright.


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[Assistant] You played it way too much previously, so it was like all old hat to you. That's my theory.


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[Assistant] So that was back to my theory. How nice would it have been if it was all fresh to all of us? That would have come across in the recording, no?


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[Assistant] But no, we were guided by people that have played for 60 hours. Like, you know, it's not fresh. It wasn't fresh. For half the team.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was trying my best to see, uh, I think I was with Thicke a lot in that recording. I lost him a good bit, but I died a bunch too, so. Right. Oh, that's right.


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[Assistant] I'm with you on that. How was the Subnautica recording?


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeah, the golfs. Uh, we should definitely, man, I, seeing those community-made courses makes me want to make a Neibs gaming course. That would be amazing. They're like, that'd be really, really neat. And it just seems like they use the assets of the other courses made. I'm not really sure how it all works, but, uh,


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[Assistant] It's not my fun time though, I know. I like simple. I watched the deep one that just came out, uh, today, which is obviously a while back from when this comes out, but uh,


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[Assistant] I mean, that was a, that was a stellar episode. I will give it that.


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[Assistant] Those gluten free singles, which, oh no. No, I think it's ridiculous that that exists, but it makes sense. Yeaah. Yeaah. That lifestyle, if you're gonna be with someone, you know, eating out. That's big, isn't it?


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[Assistant] If you're holding up the bathroom man, you gotta pee.


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[Assistant] No, don't do the bathroom, it's got, you gotta have like a half book flight and it's a night time, like a red eye, everyone's sleeping, you get the little blanket, you get in your lap.


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[Assistant] It's not though, it's still a mile high. There's still P there, of course, yea.


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[Assistant] That and, uh, the bacon site. Those are the options we got. Sizzler, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Just kind of random spots all over is like it on everything?


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[Assistant] Not long ago, I, uh, kinda similar, I guess you could say, but I...


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[Assistant] It was a lot. It was kind of overwhelming like to, and I, I still said fuck it.


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[Assistant] Hey, but let's face it, the masks in this day and age for public pooping is a good taste.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there you go. Cause it is, yeah, you can't, nobody wants to shit in public. Nobody wants that. But sometimes nature calls.


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[Assistant] Oh god. That's gross. It is gross, but there's some impressive, uh, boos out there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, other countries. Yeah, that's an option.


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[Assistant] But these video games, for real, I would love this in every public restroom. Even my own restroom.


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[Assistant] Oh hell yea. You're going to have to put public bathroom.


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[Assistant] How? Whatever. Everyone sees you go in. Oh, the games? Makes more of a spectacle than it has to be.


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[Assistant] Well what if, uh, what if the game only lasts a certain amount of time to prevent people having any advantage?


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[Assistant] Who, who's got the, who's got the wettest poops? Oh god, stop it, stop it!


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[Assistant] Would you say, uh, would it be, obviously to your benefit, you would hope, but like to design, like if I were to, on a notebook, you know, jot out a course and then go into that creator that way, would that work out?


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[Assistant] Of course, but I didn't know how that, I haven't looked at that. So I was wondering if when you're looking at it, like you kind of get inspired by your tools that kind of like contradicts having written up a plan first. I don't know what inspires you more.


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[Assistant] Well eventually, but I'd want the course to be good. That's priority.


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[Assistant] Neves, given how it's laid out, if you were to like say lay out a super basic straight line hole, right?


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[Assistant] It was hole number one, it was just a straight shot, like, with what you were looking at.


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[Assistant] Is it easy to switch over to that and just like test it quick before you move on? Can you like always just test it on a whim?


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[Assistant] Dare to dream. That might be my calling for sure.


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[Assistant] What we were talking about is we're, uh, we just finished recording, uh, a horde night that that episode isn't out yet in seven days. We were like, how, if we were going to wrap this season up, how are we going to make it?


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[Assistant] Different. How is this last week going to be like an epic week up until this final horde night for this season?


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[Assistant] And we came across this idea that we were holding for maybe a new season of the show, but we're gonna do it now. It's essentially permadeath will be turned on. And we're just gonna try to make it to Horde Night. And if you die, you don't make it to Horde Night.


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[Assistant] So we're hoping at least one of us can get to Horde Night and through it, but hopefully all of us can.


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[Assistant] It's gonna create this tension that we haven't felt, especially if we go on a little looting mission. I mean, anything could happen, you know? You can get stuck in a corner, all of a sudden four zombies drive, you don't know! So, it's gonna create a lot of tension, and I think that's gonna be very entertaining.


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[Assistant] Well, Sam's. We have talked about Russ, but like, I wish the timing worked out better. That Biomutant game comes out May 25th, I believe. Biomutant.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It's just one of those open world, uhm...


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[Assistant] It just looks like it's a larger than life kind of, I hope it, I hope it. Multiplayer? Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Are you sure it's a real game? No, no, I'm not sure it's a real game. What? Come on, just... I'm just looking out.


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[Assistant] You're the one who brought it up. I thought it was a survival. Well, it's a survival. I didn't know. It's a card game. What? It's a card game. I don't think it's... You don't think it's multi?


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[Assistant] Well then I am just a piece of shit, aren't I? It's a pretty game though, isn't it? It's got some...


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[Assistant] Big things happening. Yeah, no, it's a single player game. Okay, well there you go. Well, we're not playing that, guys. Not together.


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[Assistant] Well, okay, Simon, here, I think what you're gonna confuse is, cause I still honestly would love to pursue like a different season in that alone fashion where we all are on our own, cause I love that idea.


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[Assistant] We're just not doing that in this case, not for this final week. But hey, we're getting a taste of the permadeath tension, so it'll be a good practice run. I personally would love to see.


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[Assistant] But I'm with you, Simon, I know what you're saying. But then, yeah, potentially, uh, Rust, since Biomutant is, uh, they made that now a single-player game, apparently.


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[Assistant] I don't think we talked about it, but all those devs from DICE that broke away and they're kinda making their own battlefield? No.


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[Assistant] I don't know, maybe eight people that are prior dice devs. Uhm, I recognize at least four or five of the names. One of them is that Patrick Soderlund guy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, the big boy, like he, yeaah, I guess he must be the big boy of this new little breakaway company. But they're, yeaah, it's, it's as if they're like, this is how we wanna fucking make Battlefield, we're gonna do it. Really? Interesting. Yeaah. Didn't it though?


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[Assistant] But hey, I watched a video with some of that stuff, it was like a six minute video talking about it just the other day, popped up on my feed. Probably single player?


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[Assistant] Probably all single player, yea, just against a bunch of bots.


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[Assistant] Those inside Wall Street elite, you know, they, they were shorting the GameStop stock hugely, basically just like choking it out. And some Redditors or a Redditor like called their bluff and had a huge response.


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[Assistant] That is fucking brilliant. So it's like the game that's played against us, like all the time in Wall Street, is like played against these billionaires, and it's awesome.


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[Assistant] Now they're talking about, you know, now we should do these regulations, but they weren't reacting to that when people were like investing once they found out about the quarantine coming and all these inside, like they were selling stocks like crazy and banking, but the second the people do it.


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[Assistant] It has nothing to do with politics. It's fucking, yeaah. They're playing the game and it's rigged against us, but the second, uhm, and that's what I love about social media, like having a calling like that, this subreddit that had the response like that is like the perfect fuck you to those that control the system.


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[Assistant] And they want it. They want to choke it out and they bank from it. It's crazy. So. Insane fuck.


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[Assistant] They've kind of become merchandise pre-order, like I don't know.


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[Assistant] Now, did I tell you guys that I've been doing that Nordstrom Trunk Club thing? No. So, it's called Trunk Club. It's through Nordstrom.


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[Assistant] Uh, send it back if you don't want it. How do you like it? What's that? I've, I've enjoyed it. It's called Trunk Club, and I just did it out of boredom in the quarantine, right? That's when I was like, yeah, fuck it, I wanna kinda see what this is.


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[Assistant] But uhm, it's, cause I don't like shopping, I don't like being out and trying on clothes when I'm out and about, I just don't like that. But it changed the game, opening up a box, and you kinda get to, you know, pick


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[Assistant] I dunno, style, and these were like nicer clothes that I was wanting, cause I, I was dwindling in the nicer clothes department. Not that I have anywhere to go now, but someday, hopefully, we can do things again.


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[Assistant] But it was really fun, man. It's really fun to try on this shit that you wouldn't normally buy, and you're like, oh shit, I would have never bought that, but it looks good, feels good, and it was just, it's fun.


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[Assistant] Shoes wise, like the best pair of shoes I've ever had, like I would have never bought them and I'm like holy shit. Uhm, they're my favorite shoes. And I didn't, yeaah, it's been fun. I've enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] And the best part of these services, like, uh, as you kind of give feedback, like you get a preview of your trunk, you get an email and you're like, nah, I don't want that. And then you kind of say why, I don't like the color, the style, whatever. But they're slowly kind of like developing this database on


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[Assistant] To your liking as you do it. So I've probably have four boxes. I think I've gotten so far I purchased a good bit of stuff.


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[Assistant] No, that's awful. That's your, that's your favorite.


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[Assistant] We could, we could make something that doesn't exist, like mouse covers. Yeaah. Even though they don't, you can't use your mouse once it's covered, but it says Neib's Gaming by golly. Just real quick. Quakers can make those. Just real quick.


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[Assistant] I've got, uh, since I'm flying, uh, well this will be a week after the fact, but I didn't get to fly home to Minnesota for Christmas because of the snowstorm.


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[Assistant] So I'm flying home tomorrow morning. This will be last Friday for you guys. And uhm, I'm gonna buy some gifts at the, probably the airport. You know, play that game. But there's some good stuff at the airport. Now I'm kinda thinking bathrobes for everyone if I can find them.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that sounds really fun. That'd be fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'd be worried about the silk too much. I don't really give a fuck about the linens, you know? Oh, okay. I don't wanna snag that silk and all of a sudden you got a snaggy silk. Snaggy silk's the worst!


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[Assistant] Around the house and doing like garden work or yard work, I can dig that. I'm not going to wear them anywhere in public. Fishing makes sense to me too, it's like a water shoot practically.


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[Assistant] It is. It is. But Crocs, there's plenty of room, isn't there?


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[Assistant] Who would be- We should make it public. Go ahead. So, knowing- no, no, this is a good question. Like, they went after the- or the GameStop thing, and then AMC, and then they did Kodak, so like, there was this nostalgic kind of angle to these, uh, who they're saving, or the- uh, what would be-


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[Assistant] Who would you want to help out if you could have a Reddit explosion like that? If you could help out one business or company.


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[Assistant] Action star from the 80s? Death wish? Nope.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's garbage. Here's a fun video idea. Anyone can steal it. This is the video for you to be cut it. See how many times you can get a free sample by switching your look.


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[Assistant] At a mall, like a Chinese place, like.


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[Assistant] See if you can get it 15 times by making them think you're a different person every time. That'd be a fun challenge. You know what? You know what'd be fun to gamble?


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[Assistant] Probably, I'll probably walk around the Mall of America at some point in the next few days. Just to do it. It's only a few minutes away from where my brother lives and stuff.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's big, but it's going to have such a different vibe these days for obvious reasons too, so I'm kind of curious just to see what that entails and how many stores are still rocking there, because that's kind of a good sign of


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[Assistant] I don't know, like if any mall's gonna do good, it's probably something like that that, you know, the huge gimmick, the attraction level of it would keep it going. It's a destination. Yeah. So, I'm curious. I'll bring you guys back some trinkets or crocs or something. Or kimonos, may I ask? Kimonos, yes.


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[Assistant] They have a kimono outlet in the Mall of America, I'm sure.


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[Assistant] Gecko and a rabbit and a snake. Hopefully they all made it. I watched a video on uhm, a highly recommended, I guess, arthropod. It's essentially like an arachnid. Uhm, that the male lives like five years. It's a, it's a hideous looking thing. I'm trying to remember the name. The female lives like 20 fucking years. I wanna look at it so


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[Assistant] Vinegaroon? Yep, that's it. Vinegaroon, and apparently...


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're like not harmful at all. Oh my god. Yeah, and they're super chill on you. They've got a little whip tail. Their pincers don't do anything. They don't harm you. They might.


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[Assistant] Spray this little spray that's a little vinegary, but that's it. That's the name? I don't know! When I heard the name I was like, you gotta be kidding me. Is it really like...


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[Assistant] But like, if you want, if anyone's wanting a pet, or a kid wants a pet, and they want a tarantula, apparently this is a really good pet. They're really really easy. I know.


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[Assistant] My oldest brother had an albino rat that would chill on his shoulder and, uh, I loved that damn thing. It was great.


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[Assistant] How great would it be to have like, know someone with a big chunk of property and have a huge bonfire or something too? Wouldn't that be great? Like just a good ol' bonfire party.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they could walk out in traffic too. It's like we don't expect them to.


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[Assistant] We're a business! We didn't charge them to go to the party. This is on their own account. Then we need, and then we need insurance and


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[Assistant] Weird. Creepers wanna have fun. Yea, I'm just trying to have some fun.


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[Assistant] So maybe just not, like no one, they weren't on the radar, I'm guessing. They're like probably a little...


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[Assistant] Okay. So, so they just like made what, uh, they didn't like polish the fuck out of the graphics. They didn't waste their time with that. They just made sure the game worked right.


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[Assistant] It'd be interesting if you beat the Forsaken and it's like, ah, sorry you're not at Valhalla yet. This is Valhuber. But you're getting there. It's the sequel.


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[Assistant] I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited to try the game out. I haven't played it at all or seen very much at all. Just been hearing about it. Everybody's loving it.


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[Assistant] I'm having the most fun in Ark I've had in a while. I'm enjoying Ark very much right now, too. Interesting, like, uh, yea, Abso, you're- that's where you- But it's like- Yea, it's like, uh, I'm just there with it. We're in different places, you know? Cause I'm like, raft-wise, I'm like, ah.


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[Assistant] Speaking of the eating and, and to raft, I would love to see a visual representation. A picture of what one person in a 24 hour cycle has had to eat. Like a real picture. Like, to sustain. It doesn't make any sense in that game.


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[Assistant] They're kind of, they're kind of asking for it, that they haven't added, uh, much more right now for just obvious, like interest going down. But they could have really come back quick, like once they were like, holy shit.


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[Assistant] Now you're ridiculously wealthy. You could hire 10 devs.


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[Assistant] No, the games that we're talking about. Rust and Valheim. Oh god, those things we were talking about.


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[Assistant] But if it wasn't so dumb and didn't make all that ruckus, you know. You gotta be quiet. It's true. Gotten away with it.


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[Assistant] My brother had a rat. I was telling you, like he had an albino rat. I love that thing. My oldest brother did. No, it was great. It would sit on his shoulder. It was a sweet, sweet rat.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, they love floating up on a shoulder man, I'll tell ya. Maybe later. Okay.


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[Assistant] Game wise, we got anything else? Uh, I might as well talk about that. Did that one joke video, the other joke video will be out when this comes out, and then doing an experiment, y'all. I'm not gonna say anything more.


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[Assistant] And this next, the next joke video which you will have seen by now is, uhm, no different. It's just as enjoyable. I like it. It's got that nice flow and it does feel like there's a little bit of a nostalgia for that style of the video from like five years ago on our channel. So uhm, kind of just like, I don't know, feels good.


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[Assistant] We'll see how that goes. I've got my fingers crossed, but it'll be fun to try. Usually everything I try on this channel does really well.


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[Assistant] But I'm sure it sounds like with how they've gone with their priorities, that's definitely not a priority and they're focusing on the gameplay to keep people around, you know? Like those aesthetics are not priorities.


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[Assistant] I would prefer that if that's the way the fights go down.


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[Assistant] Those of you guys, nope, we never do this. Those of you guys out there have been playing Valheim. What do you think in the comments?


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[Assistant] Go ahead. Yeah, but that's, I heard it's all fake, all that's fake.


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[Assistant] They didn't have to, like for example, in the viking show that Neebs so dearly loves,


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[Assistant] Tell him there, yeah. Was there one portal in Vikings? One portal at all, Niebs? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Ah, there was this dude, I watched some stuff on there, it was this dude. This is totally off. But you brought up trippin' so I'm using it as a segway. But uh, watch this thing about the guy that


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[Assistant] Discovered it, like he went out to the, wherever the hell you had to get them. They're in the west, western states. And he got one and squirted it on his car. This is back in the 80s.


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[Assistant] No one's done it before that. No one did it before him. Uhm, but he had that vision, did all the, and squirted it, let the sun dry it out, scraped it off, and smoked it. Do you imagine? Yeah. Do you imagine being like, I'mma, I'mma do that, that's gonna, that's gonna work.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's the frog. He's smoking the frog poison, the frog excretion, like what they do. Yeah, there's sacs on the body that shoot out this stuff, and it's just it's defense mechanism. And that's what he's smoking.


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[Assistant] Sure. This is a little different though, cause it's DMT. Right. Right. That you don't have to mix with anything else. It's like pretty much, you know, like even the ayahuasca that I went and did, uh, that was a leaf and a root that had to go together. This is just straight up in little bags and the frog and the toad. Toad licking. Kinda nuts.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but apparently they're getting uhm, because it's so popular now, or it became popular.


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[Assistant] It's not drugs, that's plant medicine. This actually really helps people thick. It'd be cool if you had a heart.


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[Assistant] It makes your body go like, what the fuck, and like, it wakes-


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[Assistant] I never heard that before. I really hope that's so true because what a nice, simple thing that could help. You know what I mean? Like, if they, if they, I hope they're studying the shit out of that, how would you not?


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[Assistant] A week ago, well within this last week, it popped up on my feed and it was uhm, a guy was like, what the fuck is this guy doing? He's on a frozen lake. And uh, I think I brought this up a long time ago. I've fallen through ice on a frozen lake, the lake that was across the street from the house I grew up in. But like up to my, up to my hips.


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[Assistant] And it was like the ice isn't that thick there because of all the weeds growing through it and stuff.


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[Assistant] Like the middle of the lake might be a foot and a half, but you know. So I fell through and you know, that wasn't fun, but this guy was in the video, he went over and purposefully, you could tell where the ice was getting thinner, he purposefully fell in, right? And he was like kind of turned around and his arms were up on the ice, like facing the camera.


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[Assistant] And, uh, he was probably up to like, you know, right, right about his nipples, you know, kind of completely in.


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[Assistant] And it was his, uh, he was explaining what you do and how you deal with this situation. Because if you go- I think I watched this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you might have, like, he, like, just got his breathing under control, and apparently that's step number one if this happens.


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[Assistant] Like, and then he was just talking to the camera normal. He's like, you just gotta...


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[Assistant] That's not step two. No, step two was, he was like, he kinda like,


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[Assistant] Made his feet go straight out behind him, like he was floating. And then he used that, like then he started pushing forward. So all the weight wasn't like going down directly where you put his hand.


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[Assistant] Absolutely, and then he just kinda slowly like swam onto the ice a little bit.


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[Assistant] And got to this point, re-pulled himself and could get up onto thicker ice.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that wouldn't hurt. Have a lot of air in you. Yeah, but key is to just focus on like as overwhelmed as you are, you just, you gotta start trying to get a good flow of breath.


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[Assistant] I do, the ones that stick out, the ones that stick out.


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[Assistant] Uh, what are the, what's the, the pins in your back, the needle, what's that? Oh, oh, acupuncture. I've never had that done. Anybody? I have. Nope. Oh, uh, Simon has. Yeah, Simon has. Yeah, I've had it several times.


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[Assistant] You think the cr- yea, okay. Cause I guess she's thinking they'll grow together beyond the acrylic holding them. Cause it's not gonna-


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[Assistant] That's just an insecurity thing that you're hanging onto somehow. I'm the least insecure person here.


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm totally on this. I would love to see both of you guys get one and then just see what you thought after. I would love to hear what you thought. Cause I think it's wonderful.


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[Assistant] I'm sure it's nice. These ladies are professionals. I wish it upon anyone after getting one. I wish it upon anyone. It's fucking great.


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[Assistant] Oh, I like that. I know, uh, one of those golf jokes I did kind of blew up on there. Like, I don't even know. I don't know the TikTok layout. I've seen a couple things, but, um, I was like, okay, that's cool. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause that's like, I always thought it was just, um, well, I mean, I just, I didn't know how wide of, uh, a range TikTok had content wise. So, I was like, that's just a comedy video I did. Why? Okay, I guess there's just videos. Yeah, I've seen little


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[Assistant] So yeaah, I think we talked about, you got your cameo presence eye, your presences. Uhm, people clearly do want to see you, Simon, so shut your face, okay?


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[Assistant] To the side of the camera? That's a good trick. You can take that one, Simon.


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[Assistant] That's what you get. Oh, and eh, just before we forget, uh, Simon, back to your appearance before we move on, uhm, remember I sent you that picture just earlier about the monkey tail?


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh. Someone is bored as shit. That's what happens when quarantines happen, guys.


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[Assistant] And uh, make the mustache, but it doesn't connect on the other end. Right.


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[Assistant] How amazing would it be if some, like, music icon chose that to be their, you know, like, just someone that's huge. I don't know. But that'd be amazing, like, wow, that's cool.


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[Assistant] Bad idea. So we were talking also earlier about games this year. And how it was like, hmmmm.


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[Assistant] You would imagine with all the new console action in full force, you know? Yep. It'll be flowing by then. I would imagine this fall wind is just going to be ripe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm very excited about that. I have no idea when it's dropping.


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[Assistant] But I've been watching it for a couple years, the, the footage they've shown, and it just, it intrigues me. It's kinda like Bioshock-y.


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[Assistant] Some type of like, I don't know, breach of, uhm, uh, maybe dimensions. I don't know. Like they were doing studies and they let something in, kind of.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's a Russian based, uh, development team, I believe.


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[Assistant] Okay, yeah, I'm looking at it right now. It looks, looks awesome. Yeah. Yeah, it looks really, really pretty. So I'm looking forward to that big time.


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[Assistant] I mean, who knows, it might end up being, uh, this year's Friday night or whatever, but I would love for us all to, uh, jump into that back for blood. Oh yeaah, I did see that. That does look fun. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, same, uh. Super fun game to play. Same team, I guess. Uhm, and they've got, like, uh, the most intriguing thing to me was the size of some of the, uh, like, there's this, like, Goliath, like, this...


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[Assistant] Badass looking like that. Yep. Yeah, we had I mean we did that one left for dead video It was a Friday night, but uh, I had fun I mean, it's just kind of a brainless move together with your oh, yeah. Yeah stick together


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[Assistant] Maybe six months out. That's when you really need to start building hype. They just want to plant that buzz seed, or at least in their minds they think that they're just putting a little seed just, just the back of your brain.


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[Assistant] I've got two more games that I'm definitely excited about now that I see them on this list.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not right now. Yeah, we'll see when but I mean one it's pretty obvious and no surprise I'm looking forward to Far Cry 6 very much. Oh, yeah, and then Psychonauts 2, baby. Oh my god. I can't tell you man. That first one is a great game. I know Nieves played it


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[Assistant] That game was amazing. Like what a great game. Why was it?


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[Assistant] Just the art style is pretty damn badass, uh, what's his face? I forget the dude, uh, the guy that makes psychos.


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[Assistant] It was kinda like, uhm, uh, platformer, uhm. Okay.


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[Assistant] Anyway, that was a fun game. If, and if, if people out there haven't played Psychonauts, the first one, I, I highly recommend it. It is a wonderful game. I think it's been, uh, like made a little prettier. It was like, got refinished.


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[Assistant] You know what? I saw that there was, I think it's for Switch or something, some version of one of the Prince of Persia's. Why hasn't there been a new Prince of Persia game?


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[Assistant] That's a good question. Those were, yeaah. They were wonderful.


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[Assistant] Prince of Persia Sands of Time, and that's what their, uhm, Prince of Persia Sands of Time remake, I think, is coming out this year, so. It's just- Oh, they're doing a remake? Perfect. Okay. Yeaah. But man, give us a- Give us- No. No, they're doing a remake.


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[Assistant] Prince of Persia shit. Just curious why when you have like a brand like that, a title like that.


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[Assistant] Like Ubisoft, like why would you, I mean it did really, really well. People loved it. You'd think you'd try to make more. You'd think.


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[Assistant] Right. It's been a long time, it's been like a decade. Yea, that game came out in, oh wait, the first?


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[Assistant] First release, 1989, the first Prince of Persia. Yeah. So when was the last Prince of Persia? Uh, that, oh I guess, Escape? What is this? Oh, that may be a, oh that looks, nevermind, I have no idea. Um, that's an app. Yay. Yay. Haha.


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[Assistant] We were talking about like, uh, mess around with, uhm, monopoly and stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Connect Four is good times. I'm, uh, I can't be beaten that. Uhm, people try, but I can't be beat. Oh really? Connect Four? Yeaah, I can't be. No, you lose all the time. You're colorblind. You still don't get it.