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[Assistant] And if you're like, my uncle's a podiatrist. What did he, oh. I think you can't, the only way to become that, you can't go to college.


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[Assistant] I'm a podiatrist and yes, the gold standard for diagnosing gout is taking a joint sample.


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[Assistant] And I fully endorse Nate jabbing a needle into Aaron's foot for science. We'll do it. That's a real science doctor who said that. Podiatrist.


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[Assistant] Jessica, Nate taking the quiz off the internet reminded me when Michael Scott was performing an intervention on Meredith and asked, have you ever questioned the teachings of the Mormon Church?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean, we- Oh man, he is. He was his toy.


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[Assistant] They trusted you. And then they got lazy about calling.


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[Assistant] Well then, but if they trusted you and they knew you weren't lying, you said, Josh is doing it. You, you know, cause they could, I think a lot of parenting is.


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[Assistant] I would be willing if your dad was like, yeah, I never really called, but he called maybe enough to that. You're like, well, he will call. So then he knows like, that's probably what it was.


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[Assistant] Or maybe filter it out and go, the example's not that good.


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[Assistant] David Locke. It sounds like Nate has a problem with people enjoying movies that he doesn't like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, sorry. Uh, no, people love that world. I get it. It's like Star Wars. It's like all that. People love to, you know, enjoy.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, I don't, you don't have to listen to me. If you like Marvel, I get it. I get the idea of it. I guess you're on a journey with it, it's fun. If you're like, you like it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, maybe that's, maybe I don't appreciate it. Maybe I need to go through it at all. Is that Spider-Man too? Iron Man? Batman and Iron Man, like do they ever cross paths? Batman's DC. DC. Yeah. So that will be the next big trick is if they can get DC. If they team up. Have they ever had


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[Assistant] Mmhm. Mmhm. But that's not, but that's their... So they're a team.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, they all live in the same city. I don't know how they're not crossing paths.


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[Assistant] I mean, how are they? They live next to each other.


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[Assistant] He's not covering these Spider-Man stories.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know a movie I watched that was, uh, that I think I was on board with? Glory. No. This is why I don't listen to me when I talk about Marvels. I don't know what I'm talking about. Uh, uh, Medea's Witness Protection Plan.


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[Assistant] Tyler Perry. I watched the whole thing. Yeaah, was it good? Watched the whole thing on TV. I let it get a little bit ahead.


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[Assistant] So I could fast forward through the commercials. I'm Bravo.


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[Assistant] I loved it. What's it about? What's the plot of this? What do you think it's about?


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[Assistant] Actually not true, actually opposite. Oh, she has to bring in people? She has to bring in people.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I just enjoyed it. And, uh, and I feel like she's very, uh, or Medea with Tyler Perry.


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[Assistant] But Medea is just kinda like, uh, you know, she's talking like the youngest, uh, the youngest daughter, Eugene Levy's daughter is like a spoiled brat. And she's, you know, and she's like, dad, I hate you. And Medea's like, oh, she said it. I hate you.


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[Assistant] To his, to her father, she was like, he's like, I'm, I'm, Medea's whole thing is that I'm about to punch this kid in the face for talking like, and I think it was like that. It was like, that's almost like, I, you miss, like you miss that, like kind of like politically incorrect.


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[Assistant] I feel like with Tyler Perry, like an older black lady can just be like on this, can be like, you ain't gonna talk to your father like that. Like they still have that.


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[Assistant] So then for some reason, it was like, I enjoyed watching it again. Like it felt like, you know, when did they make that movie? I don't know when they made it. But like, it's like, it's, you know, it's just like very old school.


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[Assistant] 2012. So maybe you could say that. It was a different time. It was a different time. So it was like almost like that's what I enjoyed. And like that's what I was like, I liked seeing that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know. But it's like that, like you can't talk like that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think that's what made me like it. Like it was, you know?


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[Assistant] Not yet, not yet. It's out though, everybody. Season two, Ted Lasso. Uh, Mary Ellen Goodwin. I was glad to hear Nate say he was not allowed to watch The Simpsons. I would have let my kids watch it either. Uh, I'm nailing talking about something before the talk. And I'm not even reading these until we can just really worked out. Kendall Eden. Imagine him imagining.


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[Assistant] Probably have some of that. You probably have a, yeah, like that's, that's like very honest to go like, no dude, I would.


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[Assistant] I would let him wear my shirt with my face, which he might do because he would ask for autographs of children.


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[Assistant] Did you know, two out of three, uh, men will experience some form of hair loss by the time they're, uh, 35? Huh?


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[Assistant] Two out of three. Are you next, Aaron? It's one of us. I'm good. I'm already past the point. I'm not losing my hair.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I would put the odds on me, I'm too old.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, uh, yeah, this week, uh, well, I mean, I guess we're kind of just catching up. Uh, you know, we haven't been here. We haven't got to talk to everybody. Uh, so, uh, you were, you're not going to the big reunion?


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[Assistant] Yeah, me and Leann Morgan are going to be at Hattiesburg, uh, Mississippi. That show is sold out. And then, uh, Tupelo, uh, Mississippi. We're doing an arena. Uh, there's tickets still available for that.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, uh, you can go to my website and see all that stuff. Uh, all that stuff. We added an Opry to the third op, or third show in Nashville. It's crazy, man. Two Oprys and a Ryman. Said only me and, uh, Johnny Cash. Only two people have ever done that. Really?


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[Assistant] That sounds good, doesn't it? Sounded awesome. Sounded awesome, didn't it? Nah, you know what, I'll be honest with you, Johnny Cash could never do it. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. Yeah, Johnny Cash wish he could have done something like that. Uh, I don't know who's done it.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'll be honest with you, I don't know if anybody's ever tried. Garth Brooks sold out 50 Bridgestones, or Titan stadiums or something. So yea, we added that, we've added some other shows, it's all going out. But I mean, I feel about it, you can miss in your 30 year, you know, I mean, do you see these people kind of regularly anyway?


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[Assistant] He got drafted, a lot of them got drafted right out of school. Can you believe that?


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[Assistant] I always thought I, I almost, I wish I would have joined the military, uh, I almost did. And, uh.


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[Assistant] Which I got to go over and do shows overseas, which was nice because I felt like I got to do something. Uh, but if I would have joined, my fourth year would have been 9-11. Like I never would have got out.


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[Assistant] Like, you know, it's kind of, you just start, like, so I was 18.


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[Assistant] It's been kind of crazy. Your fourth, your last year that you have to serve, 9-11 happens and you're just like, I mean, you know, uh, it could have all been different. Uh, but, uh, Aaron, any wars happen in the year?


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[Assistant] What's that, what's, Aaron, tell us the first time you remember hearing a mean word said to you.


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[Assistant] I've got a busy day tomorrow. How dare you? And you put on your robe and then ran in there.


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[Assistant] What is our president saying? He's, we're going to war a father.


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[Assistant] I like to think, I thought the announcement, when would they have made the announcement? I was thinking is it 2 in the morning? Or is it like?


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[Assistant] So, uh, well, what we've been doing, we've been up to, so I, I'm wearing a San Francisco Giants hat. I was in, uh, so we did Vegas. Vegas was amazing. Nick, uh, my dad's shows were awesome. Reno was awesome. Uh,


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[Assistant] Awesome time, and I go to LA for a little bit, and I went to the Dodgers, uh, Giants game.


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[Assistant] Justin, uh, Glendo has been one of my tour managers, uh, and he goes out with Gafkin as well, uh, but he, Justin, like, texted me. It was great because I was in LA and I didn't like, you know, you just, I was only there for like a couple of days so I didn't think about.


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[Assistant] Like looking at the, and Justin's from L.A. so he's a Dodger fan. And, uh, and then he knows Mike Zyszynski, who we know, or I know, like from, he played at Vanity, now plays for the Giants.


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[Assistant] And so then it was like, oh, they're, they're in town. So I went to the game and it was awesome. And Yaz, I mean, I posted on Instagram. So if you saw it on Instagram, I posted the night before I was like, I texted him and say like, Hey, can we go.


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[Assistant] Uh, some, they only get so many. I don't know if he, maybe he didn't have to pay for these, I mean I would not want him to pay. But like some,


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[Assistant] Times, if like stuff gets crazy, you only get so many, I mean there's so many players. So I'm sure they, I'm, look, I'm sure if you're...


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[Assistant] There's, there's levels of, you know, if Nolan Ryan wanted tickets during Nolan Ryan's heyday, they were like, yeah, you can have them. Uh, and, uh, so, but Yaz got us, uh, the tickets, uh, uh, and I'm lucky to be...


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[Assistant] I'm on the giant side. I was with the family. Family and friends section.


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[Assistant] Uh, and so we're sitting there, Kirk Casale also, uh, plays for the Giants and then, uh,


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[Assistant] So I texted him, uh, and I said, you know, when we were texting about it, I was like, Hey, if, uh, you know, thanks again, I'm glad this worked out. Home run, really top it off with no pressure. And he's like, yeah, that's easy.


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[Assistant] It's like Paul O'Neill, Seinfeld. If I, if I thought Yaz would get the reference, I was going to tell you, also catch a ball in your hat. But he hit a home run.


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[Assistant] And it was great. We were sitting in those seats and then me and Justin go walk to the, cause where those seats were, you got like club access up at the top to go eat.


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[Assistant] So we get up and we go eat in the right field. So we're like upper level right field eating and we're sitting there and we got great seats there too. We're not close.


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[Assistant] And, uh, he hits it to the right field. And so we're right there as it comes over the fence. And, uh, I did think I was like, one of you guys, like, you know, he gets homerun. I'm thinking he's gonna look at me. He's like, finally he points at me. I'm not there. That's for you, kid. That's for you. He went, I opened up, hit a homerun the next day.


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[Assistant] Uh, as well. And then I haven't looked past that, but they, uh, they, they lost that game, uh, walk off three run home run Dodgers. I mean, man, it was crazy. And then they won the other game. They won in that fashion. Uh, but the Giants won.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeah, it was awesome. It was, it was fun to, uh, get a go. There's a lot of any Walker Bueller, pitches for the Dodgers, uh, Mookie Betts, Nashville guy, golf with him, uh, and, uh, Joe Kelly.


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[Assistant] Uh, pitches for the Dodgers. And we grew up with uh, my parents, my parents and his parents like went to school together. Wow, that's cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they, uh, and so he's younger than me. My dad performed at his birthday party when he was five. And then he, I mean, he's younger than, he's younger than me, but he pitches for them. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. He traded his shirt the other day for.


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[Assistant] So they just did the mask thing that you had to wear mask inside, but I mean, I think outside, I mean, it was kind of great to see, to be honest. Cause I was super, I thought I'm going to go to LA and they're going to, they just put that mask thing. I was like, I'm going to, everybody's going to have a mask on. That's what you think.


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[Assistant] I have hope for the country that I walked in there and there was no mask. They were just like not wearing it and not saying you should or shouldn't or whatever be vaccinated. I don't, none of that stuff. I'm just saying it felt, I thought I must wear a mask outside. I thought people would be doing that and it was like the people don't.


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[Assistant] And it was nice to see and they were cheering and uh, it was fun. Yeah. So anyway, what'd you two losers do?


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[Assistant] I have to transition somehow, y'all were not picking up. Y'all didn't, y'all didn't, you know. Keep the momentum going? Keep the momentum going. You're giving me cards.


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[Assistant] Please welcome, Nabar gets, and you just, if someone, if someone's like, Oh, I'll do it. That sounds fun. And you're the other, when you're like the opener, cause the opener usually has to do it. You're like, Oh yeah, dude, that'd be great. You're welcome to do it. And you're like, Oh, I didn't know. You think it's this big deal. And he's like, you, nobody wants him.


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[Assistant] Well people always just go to the mound. But not all the way up on it.


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[Assistant] Here's the only thing, I guess the old rule following in me that I think, it's like they don't want you to do it because it's like the pitchers gotta go first. There's something that you go like, just do what they want you to do.


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[Assistant] Well, there's, there's, there, I think there's someone that has done, that has done something like that. I'm sure you could find. Bill Murray maybe. Yeah. So like Bill Murray doing it, it's hilarious. And he can do, you got to get to the point where you're like, you can do whatever you want. Otherwise they're going to be like, dude, why would we let you?


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[Assistant] Local gout survivor throws out the first pitch. You're like, well, I don't think he can even walk up to the top of that mound. To be honest, he has to stay on the flat part.


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[Assistant] Do we need to throw some? I'll catch me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll warm up. Yeah.


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[Assistant] You want to practice doing the first pitch to him? It's like going to a rooster. I'll do, I'll let you get warmed up with me.


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[Assistant] You want to come Brian? Absolutely. Yeah, let's do it. Film this. What day is that?


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[Assistant] I go, give me a ribbon and I take your jersey that says Weber. They already went to, we already did the jersey thing. Uh, uh, that's fun. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be a good time. I'm trying to even, I don't know my schedule. I'm trying to think where I will be. Uh, I'll be here.


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[Assistant] Other news though, you have some other news.


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[Assistant] You come here if you want to get stuff solved.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's, uh, that's great though, dude. New faces. Uh, it is a big deal for people that don't know any of this. Cause this is something that when you get it and you tell people, I know that your family's like, they don't know.


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[Assistant] They don't know what to, they're like, oh, they're just excited. They're only excited because you're, they can tell you're excited. Right.


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[Assistant] And uh, just for laughs is a huge festival and to be new faces is a very big deal. So it's very, it's great, dude. It's a huge accomplishment. It's a, you know, it's like, it's, it's a, it's a cool thing to have, man. Like you gotta, you gotta go through.


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[Assistant] You're in the scene, you're in the system of, uh, you know, the business, you're, you know, it's cool. Not everybody gets it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh yeah. See? How about one day? Yeah. And how many years ago was that? 13 years. 13 years, you'd be able to host your own podcast. Can you believe that?


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[Assistant] It's kind of a survival of the fittest out there. If they create one, you gotta bring it.


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[Assistant] Uh, but. Congratulations. New faces. New faces. Just Flats. It's a huge, huge deal. Uh, and to get to do that is a, is a big deal.


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[Assistant] The plane never gets too high off the ground, the whole route. It's pretty low. Uh, and you ask, are we ever going to go up? And he goes, no, it's pretty flat. And then you skid into the water and do a show.


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[Assistant] Yeah. But, what were they doing? They just lived there?


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[Assistant] Maybe because it was so late or something? That would be more the reason that you go, you gotta do me a favor.


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[Assistant] Hope he comes and gets you. Yeah. Or you almost got to go back in the airport because you could go back in, right? Or is it doors locked?


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then just might as well, you could wait till six in the morning and go rent a car or something. Yeah. Or maybe by then Ubers would be running. They might not even have, I mean, who knows.


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[Assistant] I don't know, you know. So, we had a lot of catch up. That was a lot of talking about, uh, fun stuff we've been up to. I mean, everybody's been wondering, you know.


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[Assistant] Well, that was a great story you missed. No, I liked the story. I think it's very funny. Uh, so, uh, this week, uh, we wanted to do a state. We obviously don't have a guest, uh, from the state. Not that, I guess we haven't looked into it. Do we know someone from, uh, I know someone from Alaska. I know someone from Alaska.


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[Assistant] He's not, I mean, he does more writing and stuff now, but he's from Alaska. Uh, but- Have you ever been to Alaska? I've never been. It's one of the, the places, uh, one of the states. I don't think I've been to Alaska and I don't believe I've been to Montana.


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[Assistant] And North Dakota. I want to say I've been to North Dakota actually. North Dakota University I think I went there. So maybe Alaska and Montana. Maybe Wyoming. Those are the only three states I haven't been to.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I could have named her, but I know that now that he said it.


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[Assistant] Well, you know who the only person that wants to know that is maybe Rhode Island, Rhode Island. You're like, all right, Rhode Island. We've already done you. So maybe not every state has to be about every state. It's like, how many road? I guess we got to do that now. Every other state, how


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[Assistant] That's like, uh, I left some here. You're like, alright, I guess I didn't know that part was a part of.


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[Assistant] We're like in that part there and they go, all right, fine. And that, and then that part. Okay. And then those four parts, all right, dude, how far out do you want to go? All the way just to that one. And they go, that's fine. And just one more. All right, we're done. That's it. That's enough. That's how that feels at the end of that.


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[Assistant] Well you have a magical device in your, right in front of your face, maybe type in. Do you not want to type it in because you think it's going to say, of course not. This is.


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[Assistant] A remote island that's cold. So who would want to?


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[Assistant] It is a movie. Mhm. Spell differently. I was gonna say.


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[Assistant] How hungry are you? I could eat five Rhode Islands right now. And you go, whoa, that's a big, you got a big boy here.


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[Assistant] And like, you mean like there's no mountains, there's no, it's like flat? No, the scenery. Just trees. Trees, no.


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[Assistant] Like if there's a Bigfoot, that's the thing that they would say, like there's parts of, uh,


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[Assistant] And you would have no idea. It's crazy to think how big a train is. And then you, uh.


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[Assistant] You know, think about how big a train is and then just to be going and there's so much, no one's around. God, it's like so big. It is.


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[Assistant] Man, can you imagine like living, there's something I guess if you know how to hunt, you can live all that, you just live off the wild.


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[Assistant] Whistle stopped the airplane. So you can stop any kind of mode of transportation in Alaska. Boat, airplane, just wave it all down. And everybody just goes, we gotta, it's part of the laws. You gotta pay.


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[Assistant] So they're, are they coming back? Oh, I don't know. Did you wave with two hands? No, no, I was. How you doing? Just, and he nodded. We both did that. And then.


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[Assistant] In my old, uh, movie watching days as are right now when I watch old movies, maybe I'll go watch The Edge.


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[Assistant] Is, uh, so it's, but the order of the road is it goes bear bus bear.


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[Assistant] And they're not even sort of acknowledging this to us.


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[Assistant] What if you could, someone would have just bought it? Like could anybody have bought it? Could they, could someone just go, I'll buy it and a guy buys it? What year was that? It was 1898.


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[Assistant] Okay. And then, I mean, isn't there like, old, and like all that kind of stuff, and like, it's like, we could live off Alaska, like it's like a...


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[Assistant] Just lazy. Just lazy dude. They just didn't want it. They didn't. Hey, they're, uh, United States is about to buy Alaska. They're like, who cares? They just had a...


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[Assistant] That would almost be, so like if someone goes and takes a vacation to Alaska, you would say avoid the gold thing. Or is the gold thing sandwiched in with something else?


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[Assistant] I just heard someone talk about that saying like, you're not supposed to say Eskimo, but it's not, it's cause there's different, I think there's- That would just be like one- That's like one.


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[Assistant] Uh, that's like one group of people. Like, so it's not, I don't think it's even that that's offensive. It's...


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[Assistant] But the people are like, we're not Eskimos, so you're just calling all of us Eskimos.


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[Assistant] But, yeaah, maybe twice a week or something or once a week? I think our grass gets mowed once a week. Okay, so twice a week.


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[Assistant] What do you think about Aaron? That's a couple things. You don't want to know.


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[Assistant] Does the airplane door, can you just slide it? Would you hear anything if I shoved something out of this? That's how you would do it. Take them up.


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[Assistant] And then you're like, alright, we're good. And then the pilot's like, hey, what's going on back there? Oh no!


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[Assistant] You gotta throw this out, now the plane's empty, we're good. And then you gotta, and then it starts going.


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[Assistant] The plane tosses, then tosses you out. Where is the plane?


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[Assistant] Put on all your gear and they weigh you.


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[Assistant] Like it would be, you would have to be comfortable just like, I'm staying here. Uh huh. Like the idea of it for like, if you were like, oh, let me go do two weeks in this house, but everything's stocked, everything's ready to go. And then you're like, no one come and you're just alone for two weeks or something. That could be something fun like that.


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[Assistant] Anchorage is like a real city, like you just eat like these buildings down, they have like big buildings.


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[Assistant] And he skews when he sits down next to you. What is he, I mean, it's like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, and now they're Denali? Why did they change the name?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's how you see any of those mountains, like what's, uh, Mount Hood or Mount Rainier. Yeah, it's like, it's just there. It's like, it's like if you see like a class photo and like they have an NBA player like in his elementary school, it's just like.


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[Assistant] And how fast would you go? Did you, uh, was Brian there asking for his autograph?


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[Assistant] Why would they not just pick a real town when they write a show? Why would you say Sicily, Alaska? And then that sounds like Italy, right? Like, isn't it?


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[Assistant] It's got Betty White. Betty White's huh? It's a fun, it's a, it's a, uh, it's fun. It's got a lot of- What's the, uh, roar? Like, when is that? The Roar Boy Alice? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I would love to go to Alaska. I think it'd be awesome.


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[Assistant] I never just, I knew some comics that were doing shows there and I never, uh, went up there and did a show, but I would love to go.


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[Assistant] Well, you get to enjoy it. I mean, it's a good, that's a good thing to not take, uh, to go appreciate it, to go, to go be overwhelmed with it. Yeah. Is, uh, you know, I think people would experience it in their phones and that's a good thing to, uh, realize that I tried to, I mean, I was in, uh, Destin, Florida.


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[Assistant] Same kind of thing. And uh, I left my, I would leave my phone in the room and I didn't have watch. But I was doing it to be like, well, I'm going to go, we weren't going to see anything. It was like, I'm going to go lay at the pool. I'm going to do whatever, but I'm going to make myself just have to be there. Right.


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[Assistant] I started watching, uh, this thing on HBO, a hundred foot wave. Oh, I saw the trailer for it. What's that? It's about, uh, them trying to find a hundred foot wave to surf.


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[Assistant] Where are they searching? Talk about a hundred feet as a wave that goes around a stadium.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like the wave, but it's like, I would be like, if it's all, if no kid was at the stadium and someone tried to do the wave, you'd be like, yo dude, just let's sit and watch the game. Right. And then, but if you have a kid, you're like, yeah dude, you want the kids, like you're seeing like a kid, they love it.


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[Assistant] And then everybody's like, all right. Yeah, I guess we'll do it. I guess we'll do it. Yeah. Watching it die out. It's pretty great. It's pretty awesome. Just to see it. Just kind of, you see, you just seeing people, they're watching it. You're just kind of hoping other people kind of start.


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[Assistant] They're like, I hope they calm it down over there. All right. That, that section's done. Like they didn't, the other section is still doing you like, okay, we've weeded that section out. Outfield's like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and then it's over. And then you start it again. What about the wave? Alright.


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[Assistant] I knew a guy, uh, I read, I didn't know the guy, but I read there's a guy in Mississippi that saw Bigfoot. Uh, and so. Yep. Yeah. Like I saw that story too. And he said he saw it. Oh my god. Well, I don't have ads. Oh, this is just. No, this isn't. Oh, there. I mean, that looks. That looks like a person.


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[Assistant] Wow. That video right there looks like crazy.


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[Assistant] If you don't think that's Bigfoot. I'm not saying, I'm not saying.


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[Assistant] That's not a bear. Like that doesn't look like a bear.


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[Assistant] It looks, it looks, it looks like a man right there.


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[Assistant] And like, uh, you know, they always talk about like the great, uh, the footage of it and you're like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's a far away way. I mean, that's a crazy, that looks like a, like when the picture, when it's zoomed away, it looks like Bigfoot. When it zooms in close, it looks like a guy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's aliens, there's no Bigfoot. You believe in aliens, there's no Bigfoot. That's where you draw the line.


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[Assistant] They could. All right. Uh, Alaska. Make sure you go. It's a good place to go.


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[Assistant] We will do Fairbanks. We're going to do city by city. Did we ever find anything on that island? Anybody live on it?


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[Assistant] Probably doesn't, you know, like, could you put a mask on? Oh, sir. Like, what? Sir, do you mind if you could throw a mask on? He's like, brrrr. Brrrr.


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[Assistant] And there he is. And he's like, he goes, let me fight him. And the bear made me watch. And you want me to wear a mask?


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[Assistant] I don't think I'm really old. I just think people...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I used to always think it had to be something from the show, a joke, but that's not the case.


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[Assistant] Well, Wayne quits right before they come back from break. He like gets in there and releases something Garth, Dana Carvey, who never says anything, has to host the show.


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[Assistant] He did that on the episode, I think it's the Marlboro, uh, whatever it's called where they came from the car and he's putting the air conditioner.


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[Assistant] Right out of Rhode Island. I was going to say, we comment about how we have so many.


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[Assistant] Sideville comments. A couple people said Tuesdays with stories with Joe List and Mark Warman. They have a ton.


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[Assistant] Is there a paradox particular that she's referencing?


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[Assistant] That's my cousin. He's like, he's just, he's kind of known as a village idiot or something like that. Like you got a, you got a guy there who's just like you, but he's just kind of the town idiot.


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[Assistant] That's funny cause I don't think I know Blake, but I feel like I knew everybody there. I thought everybody there was my family.


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[Assistant] I think it, we went to his last game, that bowl game in Birmingham. And uh, did he like come up and hug you or shake your hand or something?


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[Assistant] 20,000? Yeah. He explained that he reached out to grab how it started.


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[Assistant] There was a nervous contestant. He reached out to grab her shaking hand and kissed her on the cheek for good luck. She immediately relaxed, so...


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[Assistant] He recently, they recently tried to cancel him, but then they found out he died in 2012, so.


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[Assistant] They don't want those episodes airing like on the game show network or anything. I feel like back then that's just what happened. They did, even the executive producer, they said, did a, like a,


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[Assistant] Like a poll, probably like our polls or whatever, and more audience members said they like it. I mean, yea, people who watch the show.


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[Assistant] Oh I did. My, my grandfather thought it was so funny. My grandmother was repulsed by it.


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[Assistant] That is one of the most, that guy right there, right there, he's one of the most controversial. He figured out the pattern. When VCR started,


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[Assistant] He started recording all the episodes and do you know what pressure luck is?


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[Assistant] I forgot how you get to the number of presses. Maybe you have to answer some questions. But then once it starts, it's just...


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[Assistant] He learned the pattern. He figured it out and he, he like got the code and they couldn't stop him. And he just kept going and kept going. They had a like.


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[Assistant] He won over $100,000. This is the 1980s. He won over $100,000. Uhm, if you look him up on YouTube, uhm, I mean, he just keeps going.


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[Assistant] Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. I watched it. It's so funny because he just doesn't stop.


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[Assistant] And the executive producer's like, something is up because this guy, he doesn't even wait to see, like he's yelling yes as soon as he hits the button. Cause he just knew.


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[Assistant] So he broke it, like they had to change the whole thing, they had to do it where it, it synced differently.


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[Assistant] No, he finally stopped. He, uh, I guess you can, you can, uh,


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[Assistant] You can pass your presses to someone else and make them go. And then, you know, cause they could land on a whammy, but he finally just stopped. He won 110,000.


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[Assistant] You can't come back. You could have went up to 25,000 and then you're done. And he went 110,000 on one try, so.


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[Assistant] Finally felt like he had pressed his luck and just finally stopped.


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[Assistant] And I guess he could have pressed wrong and messed up and eventually landed on a whammy.


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[Assistant] I mean, game shows are cheesy now, but in the eighties, the net guy next to him is a pastor from North Carolina or something. He's like, looks like Ned Flanders. I mean, they are so cheesy, but, uh, he lost all his money. He like invested in some bad stuff and I think he died penniless, but yeah.


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[Assistant] Somebody commented that you say on your album, Family Feud, your favorite show, but on the podcast you say West Wing is, and they say you're lying about one of them.


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[Assistant] Showed us his car, we were riding around in it that he won on, the prices are right.


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[Assistant] Would you rather spin the wheel on Price is Right or on Wheel of Fortune?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but like if you were just doing a tour of the set and you're like, Hey, can I spin that? Which one would you rather spin?


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[Assistant] So they have 325, Price is right, 325 audience members. So that's about the size of Zany's, right?


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[Assistant] They pick nine contestants per episode. That's smaller than I thought. Yeah, looks bigger on TV.


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[Assistant] Uhm, sorry. Nine contestants and there's a producer.


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[Assistant] His name's Stan Blitz, who interviews everyone in line to see who gets to be on the show. He says he's looking for energy, sincerity, and potential humor.


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[Assistant] There's websites that train you on how to do it, like do's and don'ts and stuff like that. You can't be too excited. You can't, you know, they try to teach you how to do it.


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[Assistant] Stuff like that. Aaron Paul was a contestant on Press is Right.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Five thousand dollars? Yeah, I mean it depends on what it is, but yeah.


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[Assistant] We talked about on here the perfect bid. There's a documentary. But you know, the one guy yelled out the exact right price for Showcase Showdown.


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[Assistant] A lot of people, uh, you have to pay full taxes on all this stuff, so a lot of people don't even claim their prizes because they can't afford to, because they can't pay the taxes.


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[Assistant] I think you can sell them, but uh, but if you claim them, you still have to pay the taxes.


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[Assistant] One guy said he won $57,000 in prizes and he had to pay close to $20,000 in taxes.


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[Assistant] There was a woman in a wheelchair with no feet. The price is right. And her prize was a treadmill.


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[Assistant] And everyone freaked out, but she was a stand up comedian and she loved it and thought it was great. Her name is Danielle Perez and it's a very funny thing. She...


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's what, I mean, she was great about it. She...


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[Assistant] Everyone after her wanted her to try to cancel the show and she just thought it was very funny. She's like, come on, I want to trade mail. Well, can you play it?


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[Assistant] There was a contest that went on, and I guess 10,000's in the middle, and there's zeroes on each side.


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[Assistant] The guy did three straight ten thousands and they're like, you know the story?


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[Assistant] They're like, something's up because nobody's ever done this. And then a producer ran out before he dropped the fourth one.


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[Assistant] And they just shot a commercial for it where they wanted the person to-


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[Assistant] To make sure they hit 10,000 and they put some fishing line that was so thin you couldn't see it on either side.


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[Assistant] So the, so it would automatically go in and they forgot to remove it.


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[Assistant] Oh, really? Yeah. I think they gave them the 30,000 off camera, but then they still had them do the thing.


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[Assistant] Uh, Drew Carey, he told that on Jeff and Larry's podcast recently.


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[Assistant] So, uh, you know, Barker's beauties, they don't do that anymore. Well, I guess they still have models that were out there, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I think I was just, everybody called him that. It was, it was a different time back then.


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[Assistant] Janice Pennington, who's the long time model on Press is Right. She did over 5,000 episodes. She had a couple of incidents. The cliffhanger game. You know the cliffhanger where the guy goes up?


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[Assistant] Did he, did he have to know? I don't know. He didn't know. He said later that he felt terrible about it, was extremely apologetic. I don't know if he, I don't know how, surely he would have known.


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[Assistant] Then in June of 88, she got knocked unconscious by a camera.


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[Assistant] And, uh, result in surgery left her with scars and one shoulder shorter than the other. As a result, she could no longer wear swimsuits on the show.


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[Assistant] The producer of Price is Right got fired not long after Drew Carey came on board, but he was trying to help Drew Carey. He was allowing more people to win.


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[Assistant] To try to make the show have a positive upbeat, to make people like Drew Carey more, just try to keep it going.


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[Assistant] Uh, after a few months he was $700,000 over budget.


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[Assistant] Because everybody was winning these games, so they let them go.


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[Assistant] Back in the original Price is Right days, they would, uh,


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[Assistant] I don't know, it came from Kenya. They offered him $4,000, but he's like, nope, I want the elephant.


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[Assistant] So Ken Jennings is the highest earning game show contestant of all time. He made over 5 million dollars on Jeopardy.


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[Assistant] You know, James, how you say, is it Halshauer? The guy who just recently changed things?


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[Assistant] He, uh, he was the gambler who changed the way they do it.


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[Assistant] The way they change jeopardy? I mean the way contestants approach it. He played it in a way.


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[Assistant] What was that way? He would like just- He went for money. Make high risk. Like he would, you know, most people start at the top and work their way down. He would go to the bottom. He was searching for the daily doubles. He was wagering the max every time.


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[Assistant] And he would get such big leads that people just couldn't catch him. He won by far the most money in one day.


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[Assistant] He, uh, the previous record for most earnings in one day was 77,000. He broke that 16 times. And his highest was 131,000 in one day. Wow. How much did he win? He was just short of...


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[Assistant] Uhm, he was $58,000 short of Ken Jennings, but he did it, uhm, with much fewer games. I think he got beat by a woman who did the same strategy that he did.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's a professional gambler. I think he just did this on the side.


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[Assistant] I always wondered if the second, third place got to keep their winnings. They don't.


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[Assistant] Uh, second place gets $2,000 and third place gets $1,000. And everyone gets a Jeopardy CD-ROM game.


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[Assistant] According, according to this, uhm, so you're right, it could be, well they just did.


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[Assistant] Hallhauser and, I'm probably saying his name wrong, and Brad Rudder.


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[Assistant] I guess not. I guess Ken was just faster buzzing in maybe. Yea. I didn't watch it.


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[Assistant] So I guess they're still searching for a host. Mike Richards is going to do it. And then some bad stuff came up.


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[Assistant] He's still the executive producer of Jeopardy. I think some people, now that this stuff's come out, want him gone, gone.


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[Assistant] I think he's executive producer of Price is Right as well.


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[Assistant] And I'm not saying that cause you're dumb. I'm saying that you'd be very fun with the kids and stuff like that.


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[Assistant] Here's a couple examples of kind of tiki-taki, uh, corrections that would just prove that we would do, have no chance on shows like Jeopardy. One guy answered, the correct answer was Wimbledon. Wimbledon, see I can't even do it. He said Wimbledon.


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[Assistant] And they gave it to him at first and then after the commercial break, they came back and said, no, you said Wimbleton with a T. So they took, took it away from him.


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[Assistant] Yeah, kids jeopardy. The kid got it right. The answer was emancipation proclamation, but he misspelled emancipation. So they said he, I mean, it was clear.


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[Assistant] And he just misspelled Emancipation. He had a letter or two off. And it was clear he got it right, but they didn't give it to him.


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[Assistant] See Lincoln there. So, there was a game show called, I've Got a Secret. This was the 1950s. Where people, celebrities try to guess what this person's secret is. The 95 year old man went on there.


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[Assistant] And his secret was he witnessed Lincoln be assassinated at Ford Theater.


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[Assistant] He was 95 and this was in 1956 when the show happened. He was 5 when it happened.


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[Assistant] Well, in the show he did. Yea, I watched, there's video of this, there's video of everything on YouTube, but yea, he's really old and they, they guess it pretty quick.


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[Assistant] I mean, he comes walking out and poor guy and they said, Mr. So-and-so took a fall before the show, but he wanted to keep on coming out here. So who knows?


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[Assistant] They'll say, they started off by saying, is this someone we know? Like a famous person? And then he says yes. And then the next celebrity says something like, is this historical?


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[Assistant] And then yes. And then is this, was something good or bad that happened? Bad.


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[Assistant] They ask clues and then until someone guesses, yeaah, what it was.


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[Assistant] Louis C.K. had a joke about that, about people say slavery or racism.


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[Assistant] Uhm, will of fortune isn't some other tiki-tac thing. Well, not tiki-tac, they just got it wrong. Uhm, in this case. So the answer is a streetcar named Desire. And the only thing left was the eelman named. And she guessed K. She thought it was a streetcar naked Desire. Oh.


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[Assistant] Uhm, another woman, the answer was seven swans a swimming, and she said seven swans a swimmin'. She didn't emphasize the G. A swimmin'. Oh, really? Like Southern?


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[Assistant] She just has an accent? She has a southern accent, yea. That's unfair. Clay Travis tweeted about it, like, why are y'all picking on southerners?


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[Assistant] And this woman, uh, guessed I've got a good feeling about this on Wheel of Fortune and the only thing she had is, oh is that it?


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[Assistant] She said she knew with the apostrophe right there, the first words probably I've, and then she just started racking her brain, like what it might be.


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[Assistant] Uh, Pat Sajcik said back in the earlier days of the show, he and Vanna White would get drunk.


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[Assistant] Think how many phrases that are just in our zeitgeist. Did I say that right?


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[Assistant] We know that from Bob Barker. Drew Carey still says it. Come on down. We know that. There's just so many phrases from game shows.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we talked about the, who wants to be a millionaire, where the coughing,


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[Assistant] That was one of the biggest scandals. Uhm, on Super Password 1988, a guy went on named Patrick Quinn and he won $58,000, but turns out he was a fugitive on the run, wanted in three states.


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[Assistant] His name was Kerry D. Ketchum and a viewer recognized him and tipped off the authorities.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's him. Super best word, fugitive.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he uhm, he was, spent five years in prison for faking his wife's death to collect a hundred thousand dollar insurance policy. He was on there with Phyllis Diller.


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[Assistant] I gave him a hug. She's like, I hugged him. In 2014, uhm,


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[Assistant] A Spanish model went on a game show where you have to guess a song, kind of like name that tune and she used Shazam on her phone. She put it between her legs and they caught her doing it on the show.


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[Assistant] And she had to turn it over while the show was going on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you see it. She just laughs it off. I mean, she's just so embarrassed, I guess, but uhm, pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, I can't remember. I read that.


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[Assistant] You would, like here, that would be a huge controversy, but there they just kind of laughed it off, like, aha, you got caught. And it just kind of, I don't think it hurt her career that much.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And that, or the host would read them and he would just watch him and figure out how he did it.


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[Assistant] You know, it's a true story about, uh, this guy on game show 21. He's got John Totoro and...


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[Assistant] They were feeding them the answers and they, this guy was a good looking, popular guy. They wanted him to win because it helped the ratings for the show. So they were feeding him the answers.


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[Assistant] But it took over the, like the country was behind it like, wow, watch this. They kept watching. And then when they found out that he was getting the answers, it was like a big deal, like congressional hearings. He had to testify. Um, yeah, it's great.


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[Assistant] He was played, his name was Herb Stimple and he was great in it. They somehow convinced him to lose. They convinced him to lose, to miss a question on purpose.


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[Assistant] And, um, and he did just so this guy could win, but he later testified before Congress about, about the whole game show rigging. It's a good movie.


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[Assistant] Alright, uhm, that might be the most scandalous, I don't have a scandalous, on the dating game 1978, a serial killer was one of the contestants, and he won. His name was Rodney Alcala?


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[Assistant] And he went on as a successful photographer, got a start.


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[Assistant] I don't, what, at 13, but uhm, he was lying. He was the serial killer and he won. He was going to go on a date with this woman, but she said he, she found him creepy. So she didn't go on the date with him. She canceled the date, but later they found out he was a serial killer. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Wow. I mean that's all that's on. I don't know what you can show and what you can't, but all that's on YouTube.


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[Assistant] I've done this before, but John Mulaney has a very funny joke about, back before they knew, like,


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[Assistant] Uh, there's a show called Money Drop where a family lost like a ton of money because they had, they gave the right answer but, but later people wrote in, they said they had the wrong answer but people wrote in and said actually they had the right answer.


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[Assistant] It was like who, what came first? Posted notes, camcorders or something else. And they said posted notes and they were right, but the game show said they were wrong.


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[Assistant] And they lost their money until people wrote in and said, nope, they're actually right.


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[Assistant] It barely gets out there. It's so hopeless. I mean, just. There's a hurricane coming in.


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[Assistant] Uh, there was a woman who lost her top when she came on down on the prices.


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[Assistant] I read that they came up with Jeopardy. Merv Griffin I think created Jeopardy.


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[Assistant] And he was on a plane with his, a flight with his wife and she said, if I said to you, I'm probably getting this all wrong, 5,280, what does that say to you? Feet in a mile.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and, and how many feet are in a mile? And, and then she's like, could that be a game show? Like where you, I give you the answer. You gotta come up with a question.


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[Assistant] There was a, uh, Zaneys used to do a game show. I forgot what it was called. The one that Ben saw you hosted.


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[Assistant] Perfect timing. And Aaron and I were team members one time. Do you remember this?


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[Assistant] And I came up with a system to win the, do you remember this?


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[Assistant] You go off, like at the end, your partner goes off stage and then they ask you some questions and then they have to come back on. I forgot what it was, but then you guessed somehow.


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[Assistant] And I came up with this system and I was like, Aaron, if we do this, this, this, we can nail it.


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[Assistant] Well, I wish I hadn't brought it up, but I thought you'd remember this. Oh no, I'm sorry. Yeah. That was a good time. What was your system? Well, I came for, it was, was it the murders?


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[Assistant] Some elaborate system, I say elaborate. I came up with, I say, hey, if I say this, the answer is this, this, you know, but then I think you got confused.


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[Assistant] He was, I don't know if it was 15 games, but he would say, let's play pig. And then I'd be PIG pretty quick. He's like, all right, let's switch it to horse. So he's H O R.


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[Assistant] In the zone. But I started talking some trash. It was fun.


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[Assistant] There was a, there was an Amish guy that was watching his play and there's Amish family stayed at our hotel.


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[Assistant] Well this family was living it up in this hotel. Oh man. They were having the time of their life.


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[Assistant] Uh, all right. Welcome everybody. Uh, this is it. Hello folks. Let's go folks. I did it. Forget it. I'm getting more down with, uh.


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[Assistant] I'll slowly just be like, I'm close to being like, alright, that's fine. Hello folks. Just giving up. Just giving up this team. Maybe I don't have to fight in me today.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's how we started it. Uh, I didn't say, no, you always say folks though.


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[Assistant] I thought you said goodbye folks, like or something. I thought you always just say it.


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[Assistant] Oh. Uh, yeaah. Yeaah, this weekend was good.


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[Assistant] Uh, and we did, uh, Hattiesburg, uh, Mississippi had a great show.


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[Assistant] Uh, very hot down there. Yeah, it's very hot and the air condition wasn't pumping as always makes shows tough, but everybody was like cool and like, you know, it's always like hard cause it's hot, but just everybody was like cool about it. Someone tried to walk on stage on me with me. Well, they did walk on stage.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, I don't know what was, you know, it's one of those where you're like, kind of felt like bless his heart. Like, I don't know if he, yeah, something was, uh, but he just is on the stage.


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[Assistant] It was hot and I just felt, yeah, I mean, he just came on up and you're like, all right.


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[Assistant] The eagle joke? Yeah. Oh yeah. It's kinda weird. Yeah, that's crazy. Uh, that's usually when stuff goes wrong.


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[Assistant] The next night, so the Hattiesburg show is great though. This, uh, what is it? Laugh, laugh to live. Laugh for life. Laugh for life.


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, great. There's a guy Kent down there that's, uh, I've done the show before. They've had me, and then they had me back with Leanne and they're, it's just, uh, they do a whole great thing down there and raise a lot of money. And, uh, it's a, it's a cool, uh, Hattiesburg, golfed at Hattiesburg country club, uh, moved around, played in three hours.


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[Assistant] He finished, finished 18. I thought for sure him and Travis, my tour manager, I thought, well, I'm going to lose on both. But before we teed off, that's a great country club and like, uh, I got to play there last time. So the guy, and I was, I just was like, there wasn't really anybody out there because it's so hot. It wasn't too crowded.


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[Assistant] And I asked for all of us our own cards. I was like, do you care if we just all take our own cards? That's a huge, that's the only reason they finished. I'm convinced. Cause that added,


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[Assistant] You can still move around quick, but the added of him and Travis, uh, they can hit their balls in some pretty different directions. And if they both had to drive to each other's balls to wait for the other person to hit two times before they moved the cart, that's basically what happened. They do two hits and then they finally can go, we can go now.


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[Assistant] That's what you can tell if you're hitting the ball good or not in golf is if you can, if you have two, you get out of your cart and hit twice before you get back in your cart. That means you didn't hit that far. You're just like, I'll just walk. You're changing. You're keeping the same club.


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[Assistant] It's very funny to think about. It's like a walk of shame. Yeah. You hit two shots, two of your strokes are the exact same club, not that far from each other.


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[Assistant] That's the big famous one in 18. He's like, you know, sometimes people start off and well, there's a, there's a very funny golf thing where someone starts on one. I'll do it too. I'll birdie one. And I'm like about to go low today. And then you just, it's a train wreck until you get to 18. Then you like.


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[Assistant] It's, uh, it's tough. I'm playing, uh, this week. Uh, if this comes out, I'm playing right now. If you're watching this on Wednesday at, uh, uh, St. Jude, my first Pro-Am.


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[Assistant] Celebrity Pro-am, uh, St. Jude in, uh, Memphis. Pretty pumped. Penny Hardway is going to be there. Mike Conley.


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[Assistant] Nice. Uh, yeah. Uh, a bunch of other people out there. There's only two names I kind of quickly saw and, uh,


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[Assistant] Tuesday. So we go, uh, tomorrow they have a dinner and they have a pairing tea time 7th or we got to get, be at the van to go over there at 7.30 AM, which is, which is an early one.


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[Assistant] Uh, but that's better than, you know, I just wake up at seven, just kind of hit it and then go over it. So, but I'm excited. First one I'll play, I'll see what I end up shooting.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, cause they'll be playing it. What's crazy is the pros play it the next day. So you're playing it.


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[Assistant] In is good, probably the best shape the golf course is going to be in.


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's, and that's what you should do. That's good. You just play like that. Just like, sometimes it's like, if a ball goes crazy, be like, I'll just drop you. Don't worry about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, those are the tough ones when they go and you just, he had, he had a putt like that. Didn't you have like a, that went way long. He would make Brian a very long putt. I mean, dude, he would, the ball would stop next to the hole. 50, 60 feet every single time. 10 feet. He puts it to 60 feet and then, and then goes back.


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[Assistant] But I mean, he was crazy cause it was like the, it was a long putt. He was just, he read it great. It always ended up next to the hole. It was always like, that's good. And then, but a 10 footer, he'd have a 10 footer for, but I think he had a birdie putt or par like a legit, and then just woof.


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[Assistant] The ball, like it just, you know, the hole never saw the ball.


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[Assistant] And they go, yeah, he came right by it. No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it.


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[Assistant] That's the, that's the bad part. Like if you got pants on in that heat, you're like, other people are like, that guy better be going low. Or you look like something's wrong with you.


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[Assistant] That'd be even better. If you did the splits, you would be on everything.


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[Assistant] Are you going to be that, like, is it going to be that annoying, like, guy that tries something and everybody's like, alright dude, just throw the ball.


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[Assistant] Like that's, that's, that's what I'm saying. I know, don't, that's the thing. Don't be that guy, the guy that goes. No, dude, be that guy. There's always, but they goes, he goes, watch this. And then everybody goes, oh god. No one. All right. He's like, also.


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[Assistant] They're going to be impressed you walked out there. He's wearing Gout Survivor's shirt.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah. Gout outta here. Something like that? Is that a good saying? Three strikes your gout. Yeah, three strikes your gout. Oh, that's awesome. Three strikes your gout.


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[Assistant] He, uh, you could tell that is your first signature. Like as you can see, your autograph is, it's all written out.


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[Assistant] Like your first autographs, you're always like, oh you can't believe it, and you write, I mean you write it like, like the way you sign a check for the first time, or you just sign your whole name.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, you're just basically like. It was print, yeaah. I remember my first autograph, uh, I ever signed was, it was, uh, at Rascals Comedy Club and, uh,


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[Assistant] I have a video of my, it's my first YouTube video I have where my head shaved in the Rascal's Comic Club. I don't even know what it is. Uh, and I remember I signed, you might be able to look up, uh.


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[Assistant] New Jersey. It's on YouTube. And then it's, uh, it was just, uh, guy was so old. Uh, that's it. 2000 now that it's not supposed to.


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[Assistant] So, uh, this was the first show I ever did. And, uh, I had a video, and I destroyed, I murdered. I remember I, like, it was like going there and I murdered. And then they, uh, this guy afterwards came up and asked for my autograph.


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[Assistant] And I was like, I told him, I go, you're my first autograph. And I think I signed on his ticket. You're my first autograph.


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[Assistant] That are going like, I thought I was your friend. You go, no, no, there's been a few of them.


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[Assistant] I wish you could see when the year was. I want to say it was 2006 or something like that. Four maybe? Six? I remember her hosting.


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[Assistant] Something like that. What is that, uh, Crusted Chains? Is that a Predator shirt? I don't know. No.


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[Assistant] What? You know, this is, look how southern, dude. I think I got my, I might have my hat in my back pocket. You did. I have my hat in my back pocket. I mean, look at that.


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[Assistant] I have a, what's the necklace? I just always wear the necklace. Pooka shell. I'm wearing rubber bands on my hands. It's a look. It's a look. Hat in the back pocket.


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[Assistant] There ain't nothing more Southern than just wearing your hat in your back pocket.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, especially then, I mean, you're on, you know, I feel like there, you're, the crowd's so close to you that you're just kind of, you know, you're almost like, guys, people need to back off a little bit. But, you know, I just got, you go to New Jersey with that accent. That was an easy, that was an easy, teen, teen them up for me.


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[Assistant] Someone asked me to change the rule right after the show.


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[Assistant] Uh, sir, can you, uh, my car won't start. You think you could give us help? Comments. Uh, Timothy Sanderson.


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[Assistant] Hello folks, Alaskan Born and Raised here. It was great hearing how much Aaron loved his trip.


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[Assistant] He had more of a presence in his city council meetings than Brinks Home Security has on his, on this podcast.


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[Assistant] Love you all. Thanks for the weekly laughs. Bam. I don't think that was a hard sentence and I felt like it was just, I had trouble with it.


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[Assistant] Head dogs still might be locked up.


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[Assistant] I saw something with Alaska last, uh, not like a fact of Alaska. Oh, oh, I saw it on like Instagram or something, something about the train that you waved down. The laugh, last like flagged stop train. Like I just saw randomly like someone, it was like a post that's something I follow that's like, uh,


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[Assistant] You know, like weird facts or something like that. And it said that. Alaska is the last train. I already knew that. Clyde Wakefield.


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[Assistant] And still there's no Barnaby just throwing out random Wikipedia facts about mountain peaks while his colleague is ready to check out a classic episode.


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[Assistant] Classic, classic. I didn't think I was ready to check out last week. I thought I was in it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Wakefield sounds different than the, you don't see Clyde with the Wakefield. Sounds different. Might have married into that name.


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[Assistant] Trey Eubanks, the guy supposedly mauled by the bear may not have been telling the truth. It's said that he actually wrecked his ATV. He was too embarrassed to admit it.


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[Assistant] The bear claw, the bear claw marks were made by a screwdriver and they found untouched bacon in his trailer.


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[Assistant] And then, and he, so he got mauled and he did it by a screwdriver. He faked it. He wrecked his ATV.


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[Assistant] Mike Terry. Great episode guys. Nate was on his game. I love it when he's interested in the topic because he really ups the comedy. I don't know if someone's got to bring it.


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[Assistant] Kaitlyn Blanchard. We've talked about the Blanchard boys. Blanchard boys. Kaitlyn. It's a girl. Ah, we talked about her family.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they have a sister there, but if there's a Blanchard boys, there's always a sister. Right. They protect and yeah. They protect. She's usually probably the toughest one. She's the one that, you know, stops and says, give me your money. And you're like, get out of here, Caitlin. And her brothers sit there and you're like, uh.


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[Assistant] Milk money. Uh, I think I just took milk money to school. Did you ever take, you just take the change to buy one milk?


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[Assistant] Cause I think you would get those, the school would provide the lunch and then you could get water or something and you'd have to pay for milk. Maybe in the morning? Maybe, uh, yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah? You got it from the cow? Straight from the source. Uh, they were milk, yeah. You ever have milk man? You're like, I didn't come for money man. This is not old money right here.


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[Assistant] That's like old money that owned, uh, that had a milkman.


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[Assistant] Kailin Blanchard, I was hysterically laughing during Nate's reasoning for why it should be pronounced validity instead of validity.


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[Assistant] After I recovered, I remembered it a few, I remembered it a few minutes, started laughing again, just in time for Nate to pronounce, podiatrist.


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[Assistant] And I lost it. Just fantastic. Thank you all for continuing to be the bright spot in my Wednesdays. Uh, okay, Linz.


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[Assistant] Taking a turn from her early days of taking people's money. She's now very sweet. Yeah. That's good. Uh, Sheridan Mack.


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[Assistant] I didn't, I didn't send a comment last week because I was sure someone else would say something and also because my comments never get read. However, as a teacher has told my students about this podcast, I have to do my duty and correct you. Antibiotics treat bacterial infections, not viruses.


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[Assistant] I'm pretty sure if someone's not getting shot it's not because of that.


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[Assistant] I, well I think that, that, I feel like that's, so she's saying like no one's taking antibiotics, like medicine. Yeah. Resistance. Because it, uh, it, it treats the infection, not the virus. There's not, there's no reason, so if someone's not taking medicine, they're not going.


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[Assistant] It did, it's because it treats devir- like there's- that- no one's saying that reason.


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[Assistant] If you're not taking medicine, you're being like, I ain't taking medicine, I ain't putting that voodoo stuff in my body. Like that's what I would say. You don't say this reason. I wouldn't know, but look, but she's.


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[Assistant] Not athlete fan. Scream, let's go! After Chris Taylor got a walk, I immediately got texts from friends at home watching the game making fun of me for what I had said. Wow.


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[Assistant] That's crazy there. We need to see him. I'd love to see that clip. I know. See if he, uh, if Paul, if you listen to see if you can get that, if you, if I wonder if he has the clip.


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[Assistant] Like you said, let's go. No. What's bad is you go, like, then, cause then you're just saying, let's go. I said, let's go on my act. Cause I say, and then let's go to the store. Like I'm saying, let's go as the actual why you say it. And then it just feels anytime you say it anywhere, you're like, ah, I caught myself this weekend.


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[Assistant] And then I'm like, and I have that, as I'm telling this joke, I have in my head, well, that's not the same, let's go, everybody else has said, like all that pops in my head.


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[Assistant] It's a crazy last name for just to be. That's maybe that's why they went with Joe. Yeah, we can't give him two crazy names. Out the gate. Maybe his parents are the most reasonable people on earth.


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[Assistant] He, you know, she's like, what about naming them, you know, something crazy? I don't know. I can't even think of a crazy Clyde.


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[Assistant] Well, but I'm saying like a hard, you know, if it's...


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[Assistant] Yeah, like Nathaniel. Nathaniel Jaroslaw. They went Nathaniel Barghetti.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mow my lawn every five to six days up here in Alaska, not every other day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well he was mowin' lawn every five to six days.


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[Assistant] It's not enough to be like, if you weren't going to move there, that couldn't be one of your reasons. Like you're not mowing the grass that much.


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[Assistant] Like you would be, you would probably, that'd probably be like, well I don't want to move there because I don't want to mow the grass every day.


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[Assistant] I'd pick, I'd like to picture a full on, a quarter sack.


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[Assistant] Jess F. Hello folks. As a Rhode Islander, I never got to wonder how many of my state would fit into a place because no one ever seems to fail to include that information in a story.


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[Assistant] Well, was is in caps. That's how you do a state. Right. The city of Oregon in Washington. Is there an Oregon Washington? There might be. I hope there is. I need there to be an Oregon. There's going to say.


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[Assistant] For example, the news has informed me that the biggest fire in Oregon was a third the size of Rhode Island. I was about to say that sentence didn't make sense when I said it. I kept going though.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause you go, wow, that is big, but it is if you're, but if you're Rhode Island, you're like, all right.


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[Assistant] Chase Schubert. When I used to teach US history, I would throw this trivia fact out there, and it never failed to blow the kids' minds.


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[Assistant] Where is the most eastern point of the United States? Most answers are usually Florida, Maine, US, US Virgin Islands, or some random point of Massachusetts. The correct answer is actually Alaska.


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[Assistant] Uh, y'all are pretty quick to write them off, but they stretch so far west that they actually cross into the Eastern Hemisphere, making semis- uh, poke-jono.


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[Assistant] Island. The most easter point to the U.S. I mean, you say that.


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[Assistant] That's a fun, that's a fun, uh, you know?


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[Assistant] I mean, yeah, that's why I thought Alaska would have been it. Or California, like the way you asked. I mean, we just talked about the Alaska thing, which is insane.


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[Assistant] And then you're in Maine, you're like, maybe 50, 50 people get it. I don't think.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm saying. After you say Florida, I'm looking at it and I go, I feel dumb. I mean, New York is even closer than Delaware. North Carolina is closer than Florida.


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[Assistant] That's cool, man. Oh, cause it goes, okay. That's all they're gonna, oh, cause it's like, oh yeaah. Oh yeaah. And then you gotta go, now look, and you pull out the map on your phone and you're like, oh god. Everybody's gotta sit there.


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[Assistant] And you go, look, it's gotta be in the Alaska guys already.


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[Assistant] And then you're just sitting there trying to keep up with him and he's sitting there like, uh, what's it like? It's just a name and trick questions, you know?


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[Assistant] It's the highest, uh, balloon size that someone's ever held onto balloons and been in the air. How can you know if a squirrel, if you throw it out of airplane, it can survive and you're just trying to do one of them.


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[Assistant] You know, you, we only eat 10 elephants in our whole life. All right. All right. They go, Aaron, could we get you out of here? No, but does everybody understand what I'm saying? Like you only eat 10 worth of elephants. How many would you thought? How many would you thought you eat? A million? Yeah, exactly. Three, two of them got away. James Bondifier.


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[Assistant] Alaska is the only state that can be typed by using one row on the keyboard. Alright, I know you and James and Aaron will be at the same party. Trying to follow Chase around. That's a cool fact.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Now have you ever- I think- Well not that keyboard.


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[Assistant] Where'd they go? James, James, that fact is after the chases, they go, wow, I didn't know that. He goes, you know, it's only state typed using one row on the keyboard. That's if you use.


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[Assistant] You still got to type. Yeah, but you just grow up doing it. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm sure they do. Uh, you teach yourself as a kid? Yeah. Well, Harper types on, uh, you know, she does that. She does come up with it.


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[Assistant] I think, I bet you teach like the proper form.


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[Assistant] It was junior high for me. I think I took it in college.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't ever do the control. You'll do the shortcuts. It'll change your life, dude. I know. I don't ever remember. Yeah. Like I don't ever, people always, you know what I do? Copy and paste, paste, paste, which is V.


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[Assistant] And we sit there and wait and he goes, we talked for a minute and then he gets back in the car, backs out, gets to the top and then he presses it. That's what I do. Uh, Katie Bork.


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[Assistant] Nate mentioning how much he loved, uh, Madea made me think that he and my dad would get along so well.


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[Assistant] The first time I introduced him to my girlfriend, he spent 30 minutes explaining how great a Hallmark movie he recently saw was. My girlfriend was floored by how passionate he was about explaining it. All I could say was that my dad is a simple guy. Man, you know what? I think we would. Yeah. Did you say Katie? Cody. Maybe I did say Katie. Cody. Cody Bork.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, just all I am. I'm a simple guy. Yeah. I like, uh, you catch ya. You know, everybody's gotta have a movie though, that like, it, uh, like a guilty pleasure.


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[Assistant] It's not guilty pleasure. It's just, it catches you at the right time that you're like, dude, this was great. So it's, it's not a guilty pleasure is your, is, you know.


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[Assistant] Is a movie that I would say you would go back and watch, right? Or like a show. That would be more of a, I feel like a show.


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[Assistant] But I mean, you don't have a movie that you're like, man, I know no one likes that movie, but I just, like, first Fantastic Four is always, I say for me, first one. Cause I was on a cruise ship and I was alone and they just kept replaying it. And then I was like, I think this movie's great. And I thought, I talk about these superhero movies, I make fun of these superhero movies, but that was the, that's the one everybody hates the most. And for some reason I'm just in a ship and just like rocking and they just kept playing it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And then you go home and guess who's there? Fantastic Four. So you don't have a movie like that?


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[Assistant] Big, uh, big shout out to Helix Sleep. I know you were sleeping on some old mattresses at night and you deserve better than that. So give yourself an upgrade. Go online and get a Helix mattress like we did. Uh, we love our Helix Dusk Luxe mattress. Uh, Bates has now slept on it.


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[Assistant] There's, it is soft, it's still firm, it's so comfortable. I still can't believe that a mattress that is shipped, uh, to you can be so great. Uh, it's great. You, you do, like we always say, opening it is the funnest thing you ever do. But I mean, we've had everybody sleep on it. Everybody loves it. It's, it's, I mean, we've had everybody, you know,


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[Assistant] All types of comics. Like I say, all the different sizes, different levels of success.


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[Assistant] Some on the way up, some on the way down. We got them all on the Helix mattress. Everybody's unique and Helix knows that so they have several different mattresses and models to choose from. Soft, medium, firm mattress. Some mattresses are great for cooling you down if you're hot when you sleep and even a Helix Plus mattress for plus size folks.


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[Assistant] So if you're looking for a mattress, take the quiz, order the mattress that you're matched to and the mattress ships free and is really fun to open. As we've always said, you don't ever need to go to a mattress store again. They have a 10 year warranty. You can, you get to try it out for a hundred nights risk free. They even pick it up for you if you don't love it.


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[Assistant] Hello to Green Chef. Green Chef is, uh, it lets you choose from a wide array of easy to follow recipes. Perfect for keto, paleo.


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[Assistant] Uh, we cooked one last week. We also let our neighbors, uh, Jack and Cole, two teenage sons next door. Uh, one of them, uh, Jack needed a cooking badge for, he's an Eagle Scout, which is the real deal, right? Eagle Scout's like crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, he needed a cooking badge and he earned it. Uh, they, they cooked the peanut chicken with udon noodles. Udon noodles. It looks great. I always eat, this is healthy. Laura fixes it too. And, uh, I eat it because I don't always know what I'm eating.


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[Assistant] Cause it blends in, it tastes good. So you don't tell me.


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[Assistant] They said it was easy, for them it was easy to follow. I mean, they were in high school and they were able to do it. That's how easy it was.


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[Assistant] It's a high quality meal and so easy to follow, two teens can make it. They like the peanut, uh, they like this, like I said, and uh, beef and feta burgers.


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[Assistant] Uh, I had a beef burger last week, a beef and feta burger. And Laura said that the other day, she goes, you know, you ate beef and feta burger the other day. And I was like, no, I didn't do that. And she goes, you did. It was the burger. And I loved the burger.


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[Assistant] The bread was great, which is usually, you would think bread's not good in one of those things, but it was great.


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[Assistant] For a topic? Yeah, I understand it.


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[Assistant] Well folks, let's go. Cause it was all real. I bet you could, I wonder if it can be done.


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[Assistant] They've been sleeping on cardboard beds. You know who's been doing that? The Olympic athletes, which is what we're talking about today. That's how you get in. That's the segue. Okay. Some of them have cardboard beds.


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[Assistant] Their beds are made out of cardboard at the, the, like the bottom of it. Maybe even the, I don't know, the mattresses. Why is that? In the Olympic Village? Yea, because there's supposedly no hookup.


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[Assistant] Kind of bad, like that's what someone says. But the, yeah, cause they just had to put like, I mean, you know, depending on the athlete that you are, some of them have actually hotel rooms and some of them are like in dorm rooms and rooms. And so they, they have to just make the bed. I think depending on your sport, if you're, you know, the gymnast or the,


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[Assistant] With them, I mean, one guy shot nine over.


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[Assistant] Uh, in one country, I mean, obviously that guy's still a lot years better than me. Uh, but I mean, you just go in and be like, yeah, I just had a really bad round. You know, if I go shoot an 80, if I can shoot an 80, I mean, from all the way back there.


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[Assistant] 80, I mean I think I break 90, and like then yeaah, so it's like, you just not talked about.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, you should do 78 on a Olympic course and then have to just, and be like, I am thrilled. Like after they go, how do you, what happened out there? And you go, everything great happened. The best round of my life. I don't know. The best. I broke 80 at the Olympics.


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[Assistant] Uh, this, uh, guy in lane seven, uh, refused to take his shirt off. Uh, I think that's going to, I think that's going to hurt his time. I don't want to say for sure, but I'm pretty sure the drag, as you notice, everybody has, he still has the thing over his head as if that's going to help. But he's got a print, you know, he's wearing a, uh,


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[Assistant] Hattie B's oversized t-shirt to Chicken Place in Nashville. It's very good, they have a long line. Always a long line.


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[Assistant] So he climbs in the pool and now he takes his t-shirt off from inside the pool.


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[Assistant] He only learned how to swim eight months before. Can you imagine? Golly. First time in a 15 meter pool.


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[Assistant] The world record's 48 seconds and he does it in a minute 54.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Dizzy, do you, can you start swimming regular?


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[Assistant] Alright, like can you start doing like breaststroke, dog paddling, or do you have to stay in the freestyle form the whole time?


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[Assistant] I mean, that's so crazy. It's like, you know, you don't even think about it. 2000.


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[Assistant] In the year 2000, the fact that there's a developing country that's like, hey, by the way, the other countries go, we do the Olympics and all the countries compete. Do you want to do it? And they go.


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[Assistant] Did he get it within a minute of the world record? Uh, he got it 152.72.