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[Assistant] No, but you need to go tell them, go, hey guys, I know you haven't used my plasma, but, uh, I have a pretty big gout problem.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like if I said, I hope I didn't have it at 21, you're still in your twenties. I mean, you're like, God, can you imagine if I had it just a couple of years ago? I mean, it's, there's, that's fair. Did we ever get checked out for gout?


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[Assistant] Oh, my mom texted me and said, eat a jar of cherries. Are you serious? Yeah. Did you hear that? Have you ever heard that? No. Uh, look up cherries, like in gout. There's, there's gotta be, yeah, she said you eat, uh, uh, and I could be saying it.


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[Assistant] At least 10 cherries per day reduce the risk of gout attacks by 35%. A combination of cherries and, I don't know, uh, prurinol.


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[Assistant] Uh, medication often taken to reduce uric acid reduced the risk of gout attacks by 75%. Wow.


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[Assistant] No, I think you're handling it the right way. Look it up on your own, ask people that listen at home, uh, and then do nothing about it. You're trying to do nothing about it is what you're trying to do. You don't want to do anything. So you keep going, I think it's fine. And you, you just want it to go away. You're right. Is it gone away?


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[Assistant] I'm not even seeing a doctor right now. I'm seeing a like, what's the nurse practitioner? Yeah. Like cause the, the, wherever I was going, doctors are just, you can't get a time. And so like, I'm not even to a real doctor. I'm, she's a, she knows everything, but I'm probably gonna have to get


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[Assistant] I gotta go move on, cause now I'm 41, so I'm about to have to get into some real deal.


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[Assistant] When you're 28, I mean, you're like, that's a breath, that's a relief when you walk in there. And then they get to go, they bat you around with a couple, there's your elbow moving and you're like, and he's like, get out of here.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So I'm about to, uh, I'm about to go. Yeah. I mean, I'm, you know, I'm, I'll be 42 and, uh, in a month or March two months. So yeah, I'm right. I gotta go, I gotta go get the real deal.


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[Assistant] That sounds like, is that what he calls a colonoscopy? That's what, that's what colonoscopies, that's what, uh, that's a fun doctor term. Like if you go to a doctor that's fun, he goes, what do you do? He goes, I'm a snake milker. And you go, ah, that's cool. What's that? He goes, I don't know if you want to know.


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[Assistant] It's not what you, are you saying it's not what I think? Because it's definitely not what you think. Like a fun, you know, proctologist. You ever sit around a proctologist? Sit around, hear his stories. A million to one doc. Snake milker. You know what a snake milker is?


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[Assistant] No. Uh, no, that's your logic. That's what, you didn't think that. I mean, I'm a graduate.


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[Assistant] So you think, yeah, you think, yeah, where do you think this milk comes out of?


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[Assistant] What are they milking at? What part of the snake are you scared of? If you think that's how they're getting this stuff out. Like if you see a snake or you go, do you immediately go get away from the tail, get away from the tail? Is that your first thought?


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[Assistant] I mean with the, the head on the bottom. No, and then, uh, no, they put their fangs over a glass and they have them and then they do that's their head is over that glass or the fangs in. Yeah. And then the venom shoots in the.


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[Assistant] Yeah, everybody, yeah. You know, people always say about you, am I dumb? Could I be dumbing you down? But I think this is, you know, growing up with computers kid talk that doesn't never seen reality.


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[Assistant] But I've lived a life and you never turn the TV on accidentally and seen them. I mean, you can see it everywhere. It's not some.


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[Assistant] Well that's not, we don't need to dive into it, but- Well now you're making me feel like an idiot for not knowing what it is. Yeah, but I don't think it's interesting enough to-


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[Assistant] They put the venom in, it's like for, for people to do venom, I think it's for cancer, like, you know, it's like, you know, all kinds of stuff, anti-venom.


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[Assistant] Oh, they sell it? And you just drink the venom. Ain't that crazy?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. That's true. So maybe I was around it more. When did you see it? You've seen it, right? Yeah. Just like, yeah.


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[Assistant] Don't you think you just see it? You see it on TV, watch, you don't watch animal shows? I do watch animal shows.


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[Assistant] Alright, maybe look, maybe no one's seen it. Maybe I'm crazy.


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[Assistant] Breath would be my probably hardest, but, you know.


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[Assistant] I think so. Or if it's body odor, it's like, you kind of get it. Breath, I don't know, your face has got to go to...


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[Assistant] How someone would do this, that's crazy to me.


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[Assistant] And, but I think it's crazy that you don't, you've never seen a snake at its venom taken out. And we just, I don't think we would have crossed paths. I honestly don't. I think we just were not, we were not on the same streets.


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[Assistant] Uh, nah, I mean I almost felt science. I'm talking about special. I had an F in science and my dad talked to the teacher and said give him a D. And she gave me a D.


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[Assistant] My dad, the only reason I graduated high school is because my dad went and talked to the teacher and said, come on man, he's not gonna do science stuff. And then they all agreed.


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[Assistant] Not even worry that this would ever come back to them.


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[Assistant] You call that a career? Like you think you use that word?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean I would say, yeaah, is it like, queer sounds like stats, you know? LeBron James, her. Like is, yeaah, queer is a kind of weird word.


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[Assistant] I mean, she has put up some great numbers. I wonder if there's any that she goes, I remember one out of 56, you know, is it all just kind of that's, uh, in the grade, the office when he, uh, pees, they're all having to pee in that cup.


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[Assistant] And she goes, hi, and, uh, Dwight goes, you remember me? And she goes, ah, we see a lot of people. My pee was green. She goes, oh, how are you doing? She just remembers.


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[Assistant] Like that's gotta be with her. Is there, does she go, I remember, I mean, I, I do remember one.


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[Assistant] Okay. I think you get into this job, you gotta get into it through other people.


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[Assistant] Like this is, you're not finding this. You gotta have a buddy.


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[Assistant] You don't stumble upon this job or maybe you do stumble, you know, I don't know. It's either like, you know, someone or you go, I never knew this was a thing and now this is my job. It's not, it's not in the.


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[Assistant] That's, that's the only one that sounds like, that sounds like, yeah, okay. That sounds fair. I think everybody that greases that goes, yeah, that's, I think that's fair. To let someone smell your armpit and they go give you $65 a week, I'd go, yeah, you know what? That feels right.


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[Assistant] And I, you know, that's the only one that, most of the time you're like, what do you even pay someone? You're like, I don't know what to pay you. But that one, for some reason, 65 bucks a week.


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[Assistant] To lift your arm up. Sounds right.


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[Assistant] So they just walk around, just going male, male, female, female, male.


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[Assistant] Wow. Big how good are you? He's like 70%, 70%.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if he, or if it's like the, uh, if there's a married couple, say it's a woman and she's mad at her husband that day.


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[Assistant] And she's like, female, female. And then she just, you know, I don't know what's a mean word to like, you know, uh. For a man? Yeah. Buffoon. Like she's like, you're like idiot. And you're like, what are you doing? She goes.


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[Assistant] Well, all males are idiots. So woman, goddess, goddess, idiot, idiot. And you're like, yo, it's going to calm down. Cause I don't think they have a lot to talk about. No. So this would, you know, other jobs you got, this is kind of straightforward. Sounds like a lot of work too. You're just sitting there.


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[Assistant] Actually it's opposite of what you'd think. Uh, I don't know what else it could be. What? I mean, for someone who has too many bridesmaids, this person that goes and tells them to leave. It's actually, this is like me. I feel like I'm talking to you talking to a child that I don't want their feelings hurt. And I go, it's actually someone has too many friends. And so they come in and have to say,


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[Assistant] Not all your friends can come and get some other jobs. And they go, wow, it's so great. And you go, it is, isn't it?


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[Assistant] It is exactly professional bridesmaid. It is what it is. You're, you don't have enough.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying it's sad, man. You go, what are you, what are you, your second cousin? It's...


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[Assistant] I think, I'm not saying it's not sad, but it was the, ah, it's sad. Is that exactly, is that what I think it is?


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[Assistant] Oh, she does that. You know why she's there.


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[Assistant] I mean, that's no one's, you know, no, she helps me do stuff. You're like, okay, but she's also going to be a bridesmaid. Yeah. I mean, we've become friends over this time.


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[Assistant] So, you know, her and her friends come and help. And I thought, yeah, they're great. You know, as you don't want my husband to realize I married a loser.


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[Assistant] Oh, let me introduce your friends. I don't think I've met that side of the family. And then, it's all, you know.


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[Assistant] No, I think you could, no, I mean, I'm, I don't think with dudes, I mean, you know, I imagine dudes can be a little more, they don't care. And some guys would rather be like, I'd rather not be in it. So are you having a big, a lot of people?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it's gotta, he's done. His mic was like, alright dude, this is, this is, breakfast is, if someone's at home, breakfast is microphone.


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[Assistant] Couldn't handle, uh, what was being brought to the table. Uh, all right. Uh, yeah. Thank you everybody as always for listening. Uh, we appreciate it. Leave, uh, always leave your comments, all that kind of stuff. And, uh, yeah, we'll see you next week. All right.


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[Assistant] Yeah. You know what I started doing? You know, with the new iOS, you can program tapping the back of the phone.


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[Assistant] You can do it to anything, but yeah, set it to Siri for a while. I tapped the back of the phone accidentally a lot. You talked to Siri quite a bit.


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[Assistant] No, well, I didn't mean to, I would just tap it and then by accident and Siri would pop up. I don't know.


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[Assistant] If you lined up Dr. Kahn, Sor Sator, and me, Miriam Gregory, I could tell you which one was sore. I'll tell you that.


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[Assistant] That's one of those things that's easy to be like, oh, I would have said this, but in the moment you just think, this is not worth. Is it worth? It's how quick-


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[Assistant] He dropped the coins. I would have done exactly what this guy did, which is- Oh shi-


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[Assistant] I take one time I was driving down the road and there was a homeless guy besides and I had all this change and I, so he's going up asking for money and I go, I don't have any bills and I got all this. Do you want all this change? And he's like, ah, yeah, sure.


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[Assistant] Also don't know if anywhere is reliably 100% going to stay open all the time.


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[Assistant] I made my television debut, didn't know about it, couldn't watch it in the city that it's based in.


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[Assistant] It was just an awkward kind of rollout, cause it's a brand new station. So it was weird. Now it's if you go...


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[Assistant] Most places around the Southeast and even some of the Midwest, it's on, you'll see it.


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[Assistant] I've done that. You have like some themed stand up shows here in town, like do all Christmas jokes. So you're like.


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[Assistant] I worked with a comic who I worked with during the summer and every show he opened up with a joke about how hot it was. And then I worked with him.


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[Assistant] Several months later in the winter and I was like, I'm looking forward. How was he good? He goes, man, it's cold out. Remember how hot it was in the summer? It was too hard. Did I tell the ponytail thing? Yeah, I love that.


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[Assistant] You wouldn't want a guy who just does it on his own, just with no certifications?


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[Assistant] You can't see it up there. You could see it. You could see it move across here that night, but I get what you're saying. No, it's fine. You know, somebody's like speakerphone with that guy. Yeah, I'm going down the interstate. Yeah. And then they, they.


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[Assistant] We went right through downtown? Right through downtown.


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[Assistant] You're right. That's the scary thing about these is you, you literally, it hits and you're like, well, we just gotta wait it out. Yeah. We can't do anything about it.


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[Assistant] See, I'd be much more willing to do something with a tornado than just about any other natural disaster.


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[Assistant] Hurricanes terrify me. The water element of it terrifies me. There's so much, I mean, there are hundreds of miles across.


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[Assistant] A tornado, you know, it's, you can get away from it. I feel like you're mocking tornadoes.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't- You can't just drive a mile to the left and, and be away from a hurt.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about in the context of being a storm chaser and going, going.


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[Assistant] You can avoid a tornado pretty easy, dude. Hell. I've never come across one. I've been, have been doing much. It's been working for me, dude. It's been working for me.


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[Assistant] I'm from Alabama, there are always, but I've never, never been up in one's face.


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[Assistant] Cause I think tornadoes elsewhere in the world are fairly rare. It's like an American phenomenon.


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[Assistant] You gotta go to like, Idaho. What's Idaho? They don't got anything going on.


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[Assistant] Hey, that's fair. There's a great hurricane storyline in West Wing. You tell me it's insane to be more afraid of a hurricane than a tornado.


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[Assistant] This is what they think the world will look like when millions of years from now.


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[Assistant] These are just, these are a few different theories of what it'll look, you know, 100 million years from the future.


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[Assistant] Arthur, it looks like a kid trying to draw the world. Yeah. You know, and it's real bad.


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[Assistant] Well, this theory where all the other continents go up towards the North pole and Antarctica goes stays where it is. So we all just kind of join up at the top.


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[Assistant] I say they know, he knows that super volcano and Yellowstone that if it, if it erupts, like the world zone.


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[Assistant] Well, it's gonna, it's gonna create a nuclear winter. It's gonna erupt, block out, it's gonna dim the sun too much, dude. It's gonna turn it out way too much, and we're gonna freeze to death.


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[Assistant] 300, 350. All right. I go 400 sometimes just to save time. I'm impressed now.


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[Assistant] So 135 times hotter than enough.


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[Assistant] I'm not worried about temperature.


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[Assistant] I know next time you hear some crickets, you're going to count them.


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[Assistant] Yeah. They destroyed the, did the tornado destroy the Florida Everglades?


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[Assistant] No tiger got on the loose and knock bill. Oh, that was from a zoo. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Ben Franklin did the- Ben Franklin did the first one, right?


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[Assistant] The loudest noise ever in the world.


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[Assistant] Krakatoa, when Krakatoa erupted. Oh, the meteorite? 1880s. Oh, nevermind. The volcano. Yeah. When it erupted.


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[Assistant] It was a big volcano. It erupted. It was so loud. It was the loudest noise ever. It circled the earth three and a half times.


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[Assistant] Traveled three times around, so, so. So we would have heard it here.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't know, I mean, it was in Indonesia, it was registered by like, uh, you know, the devices.


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[Assistant] Maybe the first time around you heard it. I don't know about the second or the third time around.


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[Assistant] So this, this is, this is pretty crazy the way they have this word in this article about it. It says the Krakatoa explosion registered 172 decibels at 100 miles from the source.


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[Assistant] This is so astonishingly loud that it's inching up against the limits of what we mean by sound.


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[Assistant] Yeah, do y'all know, y'all know about decibels? That's like a loud rock concert.


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[Assistant] Oh, right. 120? So 172 is insane, right?


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[Assistant] Super close you would just die from the volcano itself.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't have a lot to say, but it's just real scary and it's going to happen at some point.


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[Assistant] I think they still had, they still had like seismic, seismographs. Just on the go there. Back then in the 1880s I think.


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[Assistant] It's almost worth it to just set it artificially early so that you can go back to sleep. It feels that good.


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[Assistant] People made the comparison all the time of it being like the Johnny Carson's Tonight Show. It's like the closest thing we have now. So it's like a really good thing.


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[Assistant] That's the outfit. What a power move that is to wear that.


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[Assistant] I would love to see you do your next special and something like that, man.


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[Assistant] Yes, Sweat the Small Stuff by Kevin James. I remember my brother bootlegged it and I had that special memorized word for word. I used to perform it for people on field trips and stuff.


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[Assistant] And I still watch it every now and then. I think it holds up. I think that's like an all time great special. I agree. So funny. That was my first one, man. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He has a whole bit about, uh, water skiing and he can't water ski and he's got the anxiety of like his friends on the boat being like,


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[Assistant] And you know, I told y'all I just started taking golf lessons and I told.


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[Assistant] The instructor, I was like, I want to get to a point where if I could potentially tag along and not have the rest of the people go, God.


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[Assistant] It just did not be a liability. So I think about that particular bit all the time.


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[Assistant] Did you know that? Somebody just told me that recently. I knew that he kinda, but he was like a serious comic for a while, right? Yeah. I only know him from the show and from music.


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[Assistant] I don't think I could pull off my face airbrushed on my jeans like that, but he has it.


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[Assistant] The story was that everyone was bombing on that show, and then he came out and just straight up told them, I'm not scared of you guys, and murdered.


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[Assistant] Well who were the two, who were the two, the other two in the top ten?


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[Assistant] Probably blue collar comedy tour, right? That was probably one of the highest grossing.


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[Assistant] I believe that. I believe that. Shirts and Skans. I believe the joke. Cause like he's not. Yeah. Yeah. Oh well. I believe that joke. 223 times in an hour. Sticks and Stones is a special.


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[Assistant] He's 79 now. He had to just go, I'm gonna film. I'm gonna film. They're gonna put it on TV.


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[Assistant] That's what everybody says. They go, it's like to me, when are we going to see you on Netflix? That's like the comment. Nobody's like, when are we going to see you on?


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[Assistant] I think it already is in a lot of ways, man. It is for me. I don't have cable.


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[Assistant] Well, we haven't decided exactly where, my niece has COVID, so we won't be seeing her. Yeah, that's a big one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she got it, uh, she tested about a week ago, positive. She feels sick? She was a, she is some, a little sick, not too bad, but, but. How old is she? 20. She's in college.


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[Assistant] I hope with the vaccine that by the spring things will be improving.


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[Assistant] Ah, those things. Might as well just throw it on the ground because they're going to be full.


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[Assistant] McDonald's Coke. It's kind of like the buttered popcorn. Everyone gave a little bit different explanation, but they're all kind of similar.


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[Assistant] Someone commented that their girlfriend or wife used to be a Mandarin McDonald's and they, they clean the soda machine like...


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[Assistant] Four or five times a week, like much more than most restaurants they said.


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[Assistant] Couple of people commented that last week when I went to get us food and they said no breakfast. That guy was just a fan of the podcast and didn't want to serve me.


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[Assistant] Well, he left out that last part and then someone said, well, what happened?


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[Assistant] We just say, we didn't say his name. I didn't catch it at the time, but there was the extra comment there at the end about, he asked about the golf tournament. Yeah. And you kind of went quick cause we're at the end. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] I can't believe it took you that long to figure out they spelled God.


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[Assistant] That shows that you were very dedicated out of the gate. Cause out of the gate, a lot of people are like, I'm going to go try this and see what happens.


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[Assistant] But Laura, when, when he moved, was there any talk about, well, maybe we should break up?


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[Assistant] And then what about when he said he was moving to New York? So then he must've been pretty serious.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Did you think he was funny before even coming?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Cassie V wants to know, how did Nate propose to you?


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[Assistant] So a couple of questions along those lines. Scott H, how did your parents react when you told them Nate wanted to be a comedian and his dad was a magician clown? And Odalgo6, how great was the day you got to tell your parents, see I told you, comedy made it. It paid off.


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[Assistant] To do that and comedy simp, you're not going to necessarily get rich, but it's.


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[Assistant] Someone did ask about Nate's no plan B approach to comedy and said you had to be just as committed as he did. Sounds like you were.


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[Assistant] Alright, someone asked if comedy hadn't worked out for Nate, what do you think you would have done for a career?


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[Assistant] The most common question we got was, are you okay with you being the subject of some of Nate's jokes?


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[Assistant] He's talked about this on stage kind of, but how fun is he in day to day life?


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[Assistant] Well, so, uh, John Wolf asked, how do you deal with Nate when he goes off on one of his obscure rants?


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[Assistant] And then you guys went to the AFC Championship game in Kansas City with Eric Sensory, right? Yea, that was crazy.


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[Assistant] Uh, Dustin Clyde asked, it seems Nate golfs a lot, which is fantastic. How do I convince my wife to let me golf more?


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[Assistant] We currently have three kids. What arrangement, if any, do you have around this time consuming hobby? Probably gotta get rid of two of those kids. Get rid of two kids. Yea, definitely.


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[Assistant] Well, he says he takes them with him, but it's hard for him to improve, he said with three kids out there.


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[Assistant] Uhm, people have a lot of questions about specific jokes and how real they were. When Nate said he peed in the bed, did you really say, I'm not sure if I married you or had you?


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[Assistant] That's the professional comedian. What's your version of the dog medicine story?


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[Assistant] Uh, Kat Rockwell, Laura, many women who are married to an artist or entrepreneur typically endure tough times. This might be my wife that wrote this.


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[Assistant] Many either encourage their spouse to get a real job, definitely in their life, or end up leaving them.


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[Assistant] Was it more stressful when he, with him, I mean it's a dumb question, of course it was, but when he was gone and once you had a child?


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[Assistant] It's really hard on you too. I mean, I've been with you where we're leaving to go on the road when Harper was little and she would just be crying, begging you not to leave. And it broke my heart. I can't imagine how hard it was for you.


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[Assistant] Here's one that I've never heard, so I'm curious to hear it, uh, from Roots Attack.


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[Assistant] Please tell the story of how the Little Mermaid soundtrack helped bring you and Nate together.


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[Assistant] Wanna do one more? Yeah, do one more. Uh, how many Krispy Kreme donuts could you eat in an hour?


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[Assistant] Welcome to NateLand, uh, this special podcast is sponsored by Manscaped.


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[Assistant] Listen up guys, because Manscaped is here, and we've got the famous Manscaped Weed Wacker nose and ear and hair trimmer. Guess who's gonna be using that? Uh, maybe someone that whistles into the microphone.


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[Assistant] You know, uh, our printing company actually did it probably. And they went and grabbed it.


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[Assistant] My wife Laura is here somewhere. She's producing the podcast. We've had no fights today. Pretty good day.


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[Assistant] I haven't been home, uh, uh, yes, welcome. If anybody's listening at home, this is the, this is the live podcast here in Nashville, Tennessee. It's Zany's, uh, very limited capacity, uh, it goes.


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[Assistant] No, I'm talking about, like if you did events, they go, can we do that? It's liability insurance. Yeah, we can't get the insurance. Like if I backed up and fell off the stage, I might sue you.


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[Assistant] Oh, yeaah. That'd be great if it was responsibly because of you. Uh, alright, we're gonna, uh, as always we're gonna start with some of the comments, uh, from you guys, uh, oh, we got them. Here we are, so, uh, starting smooth. L. Peter.


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[Assistant] I teach junior high and high school English and Nate, you're a great role model for kids who are afraid to read out loud.


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[Assistant] The good news is that it makes the show even better, keep up the good work. You know, I get that a lot with, like, if I, if I, uh,


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[Assistant] Like, you know, when I've ever pitched TV shows and stuff and they go, you know, obviously like a character and I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's okay. Like, I just have to go with it. Like, your stand-up's like, you're not like that regular. I was like, nah, dude, I'm pretty on point. Like, you know.


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[Assistant] But that's all being, everybody, now that's all, everybody gets it now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my phone, you know, but sometimes it does. Have you ever like done, I just did it with something and I was like,


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[Assistant] I'm like, dude, we just started this word, and you gave it to me, and then I accidentally deleted it. Alright. Uuuh.


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[Assistant] Chris Stroud. I'm 38 and couldn't believe Shae is only 29.


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[Assistant] Shay is, uh, it is crazy. I always remind, like, he's 20, he's so young. Cause he'll make fun of me being old.


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[Assistant] It goes the other way. You were crushing it at 38. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Big Lots is great by the way. I feel like we walked over them.


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[Assistant] Can't do it, can't get a break. Heather Moore, I'm a nurse practitioner.


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[Assistant] And my days are very mentally taxing. I appreciate you guys so much as an escape and a lot of laughs to and from work. Also, I didn't, I don't think Aaron has gout. Oh, right. Uh.


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[Assistant] You know, you can sometimes have like a little, a little break out. But is gout like, you either got it or you don't. You know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just not a very flattering name. Uh, gouts, it's not a good one to walk in and they go, he's got gal.


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[Assistant] Like that sounds like, oh no. Is he gonna, like if someone doesn't know what it is, and I was like, he's got gout, I'd be like, oh god. When's the service? You know, you just assume like,


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[Assistant] I would send flowers to the yard and you're like, nah, nah, it's like a little foot thing. It's not a big deal. I'm like, oh, I should change that word.


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[Assistant] Oh, I skipped one. Oh, a big one. Uh, Kennedy Cheesic.


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[Assistant] A few months back, I was driving home, uh, across Wyoming. From, uh, alright, hold on. I got this. Alright.


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[Assistant] A few years back I was driving home across Wyoming from Montana to Omaha. I was listening to the podcast when the nose whistling was first an issue.


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[Assistant] I pulled over on the side of the road and looked for what could be wrong. I searched all over on the verge of a complete panic attack before I realized what it was. I think about this from time to time and it still makes me laugh.


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[Assistant] Man, let me tell you something, I've driven, I drove from New York to LA and went through Wyoming and I mean that's a, that's a scary, to pull over there, it's the most alone you feel.


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[Assistant] Because the sky, you know, isn't a big sky. I mean they talk about that.


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[Assistant] It's uh, it's tough dude, like you're just out in the middle of...


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[Assistant] Nowhere, dude. I remember I pulled over because I was like, I wanted to see the stars and all this stuff.


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[Assistant] And I, I could only do it for a few minutes and I was like, I gotta go. It's like, it's overwhelming and you feel, it's scary.


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[Assistant] Since everyone is married or engaged, I would like to know what they think the secret to dating over 40 is.


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[Assistant] I think about feigning a lot, how awful that would be, just to, everybody's gotta be over you, like, you okay? And you're like, I'm mortified right now.


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[Assistant] I always think about it on stage. Cause sometimes you don't eat before you get on stage and you can get a little lightheaded when you're up here. And then you're like, dude, if I pass out on this stage.


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[Assistant] You only eat smoothies. And I was like alright. And it had all these smoothie recipes. And I did it leading up, I did it, I did it through the special because it was like a 30 day thing.


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[Assistant] And then the last day I didn't do it was when I went to the Tonight Show.


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[Assistant] Uh, to promote that Tennessee kid. I could eat that night.


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[Assistant] And so, even up to that, the Tonight Show was the only one that I was pretty nervous about. Cause I got kinda used to it. And then the Tonight Show was like...


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[Assistant] It was, I was like really, I didn't get a smoothie because I wasn't at home and I couldn't make one.


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[Assistant] And so I didn't get one and, uh, I was like, man, this is bad. Like I'm going to pass out on the tonight show. And then I went and ate that night and then, uh, gained it all back in about five days. Uh, that's those diets. You're like, I feel great. And then a week later, you're like, I'm, I think I'm heavier than I was before. Michael Birdwell.


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[Assistant] Who wins in a cage match to the death among you three and why?


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[Assistant] You know, with, when we talk about cannibalism, who would eat who? Right, right. And you said, who's going to eat who first? Yeah. And it's your, I think it was your call.


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[Assistant] And then we can, then we can have a go. Team up against Brian? Just to get it over with. Right. You know what I mean? Then we would have a go.


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[Assistant] Because I think it'd be me and you fighting. You are in better shape than me, Brian. Yea, I got the nose whistle, so. That's the signature move? Yea. I think he's already given, he's already given up, you know? Like you're gonna be, you got your whole life ahead of you.


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[Assistant] So that's what I would think. And then I think I would win. Uh, no, I don't know if I'd win.


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[Assistant] I think I'd see your old football. You ever been on a fight night, like a bar fight or something like that? Uh, no, not really. Uh, I got into, I remember I got in a fight. I remember when I was a kid, some kid was like kind of bullying my brother, I think.


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[Assistant] When Seinfeld characters are you, are you go, are you guys most like and why? You can do the same question with the office. I see Nate as Frank Costanza, Brian as Newman, and Aaron as the little kid that Jerry could cuss in front of, so he keeps using cuss words all the time, and somehow, it's Jerry's fault.


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[Assistant] He had a big part, uh, of that episode, you know, but you were on the screen.


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[Assistant] That is pretty funny, like not one person's Jerry. I thought I would be Jerry.


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[Assistant] Aaron, if you haven't canceled your gym membership yet, can I urge you not to?


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[Assistant] I'm 99% sure we belong to the same gym and I've just started working out to try to get into better shape.


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[Assistant] If you like, we can be gym buddies. I need someone to hold me accountable to going and it looks like you do too.


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[Assistant] To go have an elliptical. And you're like, oh, yeah, I had some of that too recently. People would be proud to talk about it, but you don't want to talk about gout because it sounds terrible. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They have plenty of ellipticals and stationary bikes that wouldn't be too hard on the gout. Nice. Let me know what you think. Well, he's right here. You guys gonna start working out together?


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[Assistant] Sherry Broughton, or Broughton. Sherry Broughton. Uh, Nate. I'm wondering.


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[Assistant] Uh, you know what, I had someone else, I remember one time someone said that, but, uh, just was seeing me do stand up.


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[Assistant] See Pam shoes. I feel like I have to share my honest opinion. Erin has a really nice smile. Even with the extra weight.


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[Assistant] Angie, this podcast is the 2021 revamp of the Magic School Bus, and Brian is Miss Frizzle.


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[Assistant] Still the best show, if y'all, if you haven't watched it, go watch it. I can't believe for the last two episodes you have missed the reference to semantic satiations.


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[Assistant] That's exactly right. Uh, that makes sense. In episode six of the show, where Ted is repeating Plan over and over after it's lost its meaning, Coach Beer just knows the psychological phenomenon that's causing it. Wow. Yes.


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[Assistant] They're, they're the most rated. Uh, we, there's no real, I mean, we kind of, you text me and you're like, alright, what are we going to talk about? I mean, the whole point of these topics too, and I think everybody gets it, it's, it's just trying to


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[Assistant] Whatever we can make jokes out of and just try to be funny. The states thing has been like, we're just talking about states and like it's just trying to make jokes.


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[Assistant] Like so we're talking about very random things that are very fun to make jokes about. Right. Like that's, you know, it's like.


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[Assistant] Brooke Thompson, how did you guys meet and then how did you decide to start a podcast with the three of you? I've watched every podcast and I feel like you've never actually discussed this. So that's true.


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[Assistant] I don't know, I like the idea of, like, my world is on stand-up, like I like, cause you know, I don't want, in a weird way, I don't want you to get, if you see my stand-up, to always get used to the rhythm of me talking and like,


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[Assistant] Cause then it affects when you see me at stand up. Cause then that, that's gonna, you're like, I don't know, you like get it more.


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[Assistant] And, uh, but with COVID happening, it was like, you know, what are you going to do? Like, and there's, and I, and I, the reason I did want to start a podcast was to be


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[Assistant] Funny like this. Cause if you get to be funny every week, you get to keep working that muscle. And actually the podcast has really helped me out even with stand up. Is the fact that it's, it's talking and having to come up with stuff kinda on the fly like that we come up with.


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[Assistant] So it's, it's been a blessing in the fact that I'm glad that we did it. I asked these two guys to do it. Obviously Brian, we've been working together for a long time and me and Aaron have done stuff as well. So it's just getting two local guys that are from here, you know, you know,


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[Assistant] And so then here we are and that's how this podcast came about. I don't remember how we met.


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[Assistant] And so, even if someone's been younger than you, but they've been doing it longer, there's always, you always feel that. There's a lot of guys that I even started with.


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[Assistant] That are doing it longer than me, Joe List, very funny comedian.


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[Assistant] And he's been doing it for 22 years or something like that. I mean, I think he's a few years younger than he started at like 17 or something. So, uh, comedy, that's what I've always liked comedy too. Cause I like that there's a, uh, there's a level of.


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[Assistant] It's like, it's just your comedy years are all that matter. Like once you say you're doing comedy,


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[Assistant] Every other thing goes out the window, and it's just your comedy age. That's all that matters, you know? I mean, we help Brian on stage, but besides that, you would never know.


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[Assistant] So we have, uh, a few, uh, audience, uh, submissions. Matt Oregon.


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[Assistant] On our way home Saturday. My question is other than trying to meet Nate somewhere tomorrow morning to buy a milk with ice in it. What should we do while in Nashville?


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[Assistant] I'll be going to the airport tomorrow morning. Uh, you can meet me at the airport by the end of the day. What should they do in Nashville?


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[Assistant] You know, go to, I mean, go downtown, Broadway, walkie-talk bars, you actually go, you should go tonight after this, right? Yeah, sure. I mean, what should they, what are they asking? Country Music Hall of Fame. Country Music Hall of Fame, when are they leaving? Saturday. All the touristy stuff.


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[Assistant] Go to Hattie B's, you got their hat on. Right down the street.


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[Assistant] You also can, uh, but you can ask people and people will tell you. Cause that's what, you know, get a little...


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[Assistant] What do you think is the biggest secret the US government is hiding from us?


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, I'm at the aliens thing. I want to do more jokes about the aliens. You know, when I, cause on the special I opened with saying there's aliens and no one cares.


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[Assistant] That one made you laugh. Yeah, that's a great one. Ah, those are good times. Uh, Bo Guthrie. Bo Guthrie. Hey Nate, people tell me I look like you like I've been stopped and mistaken for you. May I look at your face more closely to see if it looks like mine?


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[Assistant] Uh, Manscaped. Alright, it's forever changing the Grooming Game with the Weed Whacker. The Snows and Hair Trimmers provide skin safe technology which helps reduce nicks, snags, and tugs that no one likes. I've actually used it, uh, on my arms.


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[Assistant] It's making trimming look, uh, uh, it's making trimming a time to look forward to.


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[Assistant] What we wanted to do for this, uh, for the live podcast is, uh, we're gonna, we're gonna do a state and we're gonna talk about the state that we are in, Tennessee. Uh, we have no guests.


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[Assistant] Cause I, we're, we're all, well, me and him from here, you're basically from here. Yup. You know, you count. 13 years now, I just, yeaah. How many was in Alabama? 16. Okay, so almost more. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But I was too weird talking about


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[Assistant] You like when Bugs Bunny got hit with a frying pan? I don't know. Now it's gone too far.


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[Assistant] So, uh, you've been here your whole life, I've been here my whole life.


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[Assistant] Not a fourth. A fourth? That long?


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[Assistant] Oh, okay. Alright, well I've basically been here the whole time.


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[Assistant] That's more than you think. It's getting less and less, if you know. Like, it's pretty wild. I remember when you do like, uh,


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[Assistant] Like Nashville references sometimes, like on stage, like people don't get it.


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[Assistant] I've had it where like the whole crowd is like, I don't know, you know, I say I'm, went to Volunteer State, the Vanderbilt of Gallatin.


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[Assistant] Uh, cause all the volunteering that we did.


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[Assistant] Did they call it that then? Like in 1813 did they go, that was the war of 1812?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, and that's, and he was from here.


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[Assistant] Did he wear it? So Daniel Boone's the hat? I bet he's pretty upset about that. Yeah. Cause I think everybody thinks it's Davy Crockett, right? You just think it's Davy Crockett and then you go, I got a Davy Crockett hat and he's like, it's my hat.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine if you're 12 and you're named Daniel Boone?


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[Assistant] And your mom's like, we gotta go to this thing.


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[Assistant] I think a lot of them are Boon as the middle name, Daniel Boon.


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[Assistant] So then a guy that's actually named Daniel Boone last name, I mean that guy just runs the place.


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[Assistant] Like, he goes, Daniel Boone, he goes, what's your last name? It's, I said it. And you're like, woah, alright, got a big dog here. You usually don't come to this. He goes, I know, but I've wanted to come for a long time.


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[Assistant] So I always have a theory. If you're from Nashville, do you ever, like, did we feel like we have a rivalry with Memphis? Like growing up? No? I did. I had my own personal rivalry.


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[Assistant] Did you know many people from Memphis? No, not one, not a single one. You know, when I think I'd always get bothered by, so when I moved to Chicago, everybody always, I would say I'm from Tennessee and they'd always say Memphis.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, what are you talking about? I'm from Nashville. Like, but no one knew Nashville, like no one thought about Nashville in 2002.


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[Assistant] And three. And so it was always people would always be like, oh, Memphis. And I'm like, no, I didn't even go to Memphis. I was like, how did you not Nashville? And I was like, kind of like, why are they not singing our Nashville? And then.


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[Assistant] Slowly it just started changing and then it was like now, now that's all, now it's too much.


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[Assistant] Oh wow, Murphsboro. Murphsboro gettin' up. Murphsboro.


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[Assistant] How cheap? Sixty-nine cents. Sixty-nine? Yeah. When was it? Nineteen forty-five? Uh, something, give or take. Uh, no, I was in high school, nineteen ninety, or ninety-eight, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, like maybe right after high school. And I just remember thinking, man, that's cheap.


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[Assistant] I remember in high school, like, all you, I mean, you would put $3 in.


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[Assistant] Like in high school, you're just like, you're always paying cash.


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[Assistant] That's so insane, like kids are not gonna, like two bucks is all you would put in.


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[Assistant] And it was basically just to get you to the next gas station. That's all.


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[Assistant] But that's all you do, five bucks, and then if your parents gave you twenty dollars, you're like...


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[Assistant] Wow. It feels pretty good. We're doing better than in Grand Canyon. Yeaah. I've been in the Grand Canyon. It's just like so big that you're like, okay.


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[Assistant] Like it's the idea of it going, you just, it's, it's just so big that it doesn't even really matter.


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[Assistant] And it's just a big thing. You know what I mean? It's not like you can take it all in.


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[Assistant] So you just kind of go, okay, we went to one part of it. I stood near the side of it. And you're like, yeah, it's pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] And you're seeing kids, you're seeing these parents like not watching their kids, and the kids are just leaping off rocks.


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[Assistant] Because there's a lot of like kids jumping and you don't see them land because they're jumping off like a different level and I mean you just have to leave.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was, yeah, we went when I was...


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[Assistant] Thirty or something. Like I was old. But I was with my parents and my wife's.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Cause you see the whole thing. Cause you see the whole thing. Do you get to go in it? You can.


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[Assistant] I think it was just like, we're going to go see it. And then we, when we went back about, we went about our day that you can go like through it.


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[Assistant] And then, I mean, then you're just in it and you're like, I don't know, feels like kinda crazy. I'm not trying to say I'm not impressed with the Grand Canyon.


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[Assistant] I get the idea of it. I'm just saying when you go there, it's so big that you're just like a little standing next to it like, okay.


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[Assistant] I think everybody should go, I mean maybe I wouldn't talk like this because I've never been. So maybe, everybody go on your own. I don't know. Alright.


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[Assistant] White Bridge Road. Big train accident today. Alright. Horses.


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[Assistant] I try to show that as a joke. That's the, I've talked about it on this. I don't think on the podcast. But if you put, you know, someone always says, you know, gun to your head. Can you name the top Atlanta Braves baseball player? Where you're like, who's putting these guns at these people's heads for these trivial.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's crazy. Uh, that'd probably get there by horse.


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[Assistant] Is Maritime Candidate, how do you, do you ever say the word Maritime? I've never heard it before.


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[Assistant] How do you even get that many people? Like I'm picturing a boat for 300 people. Clearly it can have 2100.


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[Assistant] But the Titanic's remembered just dying in the Mississippi River.


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[Assistant] Uh, give me a second. What if it was just some other random, yeah. Barbara Mandell's. Barbara Mandell's. I've been to her house. Yeah, what was that about?


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[Assistant] Uh, it was, uh, you know, my dad did a show for her when we were kids. He did, he did Barbara Mandrell's daughter's birthday party. And who is this? Barbara Mandrell.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my dad did a show for her, and then I went to, uh, later on, after me doing comedy, I went to his show.


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[Assistant] Joe Walsh, and then we went to her house afterwards, and it was the house that my dad did that show in, and her daughter was there. And I told her that. And we were like, man, that's crazy. And then that was about it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oracles come here. Something to do with the, the sea world, I believe.


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[Assistant] I always, you know, when, uh, going to the airport, it says international, and I always says INT L.


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[Assistant] What is the, you can say there's the Blair Witch, but that was something else.


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[Assistant] Would they know each other now? Because I'd imagine they can travel pretty quickly.


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[Assistant] I would be, to be around when witches are pretty active would have been I think pretty fun.


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[Assistant] Witch is just kind of a fun word to say, and the fact that you'd be, get to be like, I think she's a witch.


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[Assistant] There's probably a lot of gossip about that. Yeah, there's just gossip about like, you know, someone that's not as fun as being a witch.


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[Assistant] I mean, people think they're a witch. I mean, obviously it's not a ton of fun for them. No, obviously they get called a witch. But it is not a good time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, this is a solid question to end on, man. Uh, just two immediate answers that no one-


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[Assistant] So she won't count. Taylor Swift? Yeah. But she's from, but Taylor's is pretty big. Yeah. I'm saying like, I act like I'm saying a name people don't know. You know, you went, you grew up with her.


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[Assistant] He's been on her plane. Have we talked about this?


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[Assistant] Do you talk to your brother still? Yea, he's coming to my wedding. Oh. Yea, so you can meet him. If you're coming.


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[Assistant] Okay. Tennessee. So basically it just comes from the word they made up, Tennessee.


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[Assistant] How do you even, what's the announcement you make when you become a state? You know, how long does it take to draw the lines around it? You know?


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[Assistant] As the crow flies. As the crow flies. I bet there's a lot of crows. Yea.


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[Assistant] Why did they, so he was only president just one term after Lincoln and then it was out?


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[Assistant] Cause they have GPS on the UR? Or they gotta turn it in?


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[Assistant] Good luck figuring that out. And then you dump it somewhere and wherever you want in Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Can you imagine driving in a car and just hearing, listening and then going Georgia?


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[Assistant] Yeah. That's pretty crazy. That's a big, uh, change.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's huge. Yet he took the mask off. Does he look like a normal person?


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[Assistant] I was three, so yeaah. But you see that sphere every time you go to Knoxville. Why did they pick Knoxville as the, for the fair?


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[Assistant] I switched up the sentence. You gotta drop a huge infrastructure.


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[Assistant] That was like, how's that going? The Scopes monkey trial?


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[Assistant] The Scopes Monkey Trial. Yes it is. Cause I mean, definitely, the monkey's not even there. Yeaah. And that's what I would ask. If I was the Scopes guy, I'd go, I wanna call Monkey to the stand.


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[Assistant] The uh, the largest- Has this been going on for two hours? I don't wanna wrap it up like- I mean... Wanna wrap it up?


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[Assistant] I don't know how long it's been. I'll do a couple more. Yeaah. Yeaah, we probably need to be ready, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Oregon, like this state. You don't think they're similar at all?


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[Assistant] What is it? The West of the Rockies? The West of the Rockies. The West of the Rockies. So this is East. East of the Rockies. News from the East. Yep.


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[Assistant] What lake? Realfoot. Oh, do you know that lake? Yea. Oh. Where is it?


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[Assistant] I don't know if there's even another one. I mean, for us, for Vanderbilt, College World Series, you know.


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[Assistant] I know, but the Music City Miracle is going to be the biggest thing we lost in the Super Bowl. It's a name, you know, you know what it is.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean it was the last game we won that year.


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[Assistant] Okay. The Music City Miracle is, I mean, it's a miracle.


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[Assistant] It's still not the music city miracle. Like that's the gotta be the, that's what everybody knows the titans from.


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[Assistant] No one goes, oh I didn't see that game. I did see them lose in the Super Bowl though.


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[Assistant] No, that kid. Yeaah. This is a sporting moment.


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[Assistant] You know how to be like, when they do the pyramid, it's like obviously what they're trying to do. And I like that they go, yeah, no, we'll let you try it. Let's try it.


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[Assistant] Uh, well today we have Nate Barghese as our guest. Nate, thanks for coming. I'd like to ask you your thoughts. Thanks for having me.


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[Assistant] Your thoughts on this week's Masters? Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me.


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[Assistant] Satellite interviews can be like that too. And you mentioned once, you gotta cut out the small chit chat.


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[Assistant] Bodies are just shaped different. They got birthing hips, so a woman could still be smaller than us, but have lighter hips.


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[Assistant] I think it is there. People comment, it's just like the highway. It's not one road, it's the highway system. Oh, it's the whole system. That's what people comment in. Wow. Wow, I wonder how many wrecks they have.


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[Assistant] They said not many because it's really expensive to get a license there so people are good drivers.


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[Assistant] I made the varsity baseball team my senior year. I didn't deserve it, but the coach was just being nice. See, I never got thrown a bone.


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[Assistant] You gonna tell me breakfast, you gonna tell me breakfast can make it? Our last game, our senior year, he gathers all the seniors around and gets each one up beside him to say something nice about what they meant to the team. Just like your example. You've been there one year.


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[Assistant] Right? I mean, I've been on JV or freshman all four years. Oh, all four years. Okay. Yeah.


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[Assistant] He says something nice about every player, like, what's he gonna say about me? And I was near the end, he got up there and he said...


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[Assistant] In right now? I mean, it might be born women now, but it's still not, I don't think a landslide. Think about, think about the meteorologists that we have here in Nashville.


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[Assistant] Slightly more women, but I think it's pretty close.


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[Assistant] What's old data? Well, that was based off, yeah. If I had the laptop, we'd be getting current data, but things change. That's also based off


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[Assistant] That was in college. Yeah. But yeah, it's hard, Kermit Key, cause...


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[Assistant] I went out of town, went to the Smoky Mountains this weekend and tried to go to Dollywood, but it was sold out. Oh, really? Yep. Uh, but still, you know, we had a nice, beautiful weather this weekend. The honeymoon.


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[Assistant] Where'd y'all go for your honeymoon? New York. Oh, that's right.


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[Assistant] And we drove back early yesterday morning, we went to the Titans game yesterday. And that was fun because there's nobody there either and concession stand lines wide open. There's no parking, walking in, beautiful weather.


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[Assistant] If you went to a movie that looked like it could be sold out with a buddy, would you go ahead and spread out or would you wait and see?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I heard on the radio this morning, they were talking about that game, and they said it's a tradition in Notre Dame that if someone leaves their bike unlocked, they put it in their tree.


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[Assistant] I loved it, but it's because I feel like it reminds me of people I grew up with.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a little bit. I'm sure that's probably true. Uh, I mean, there were some funny moments in it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. The army training place. Do you remember that?


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[Assistant] They just, it's supposed to help you get ready to go in the army. And it's a guy and a girl. The girl just does great. Doesn't even need breathing aloud. The guy has to stop. He can't, he can't keep going.


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[Assistant] Somebody's not as good on the laptop as we hoped.


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[Assistant] I didn't know that was a thing. And about two years ago, I was trying to get in my steps every day. It was about this time of year was very warm. And then one day it was really cold and I was out.


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[Assistant] Right near Green Hills mall. And I thought I'm going to go in here. Like I was the first person to think of it. I'm just going to get my laps in here at this mall.


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[Assistant] And there's, with his tennis shoes on, he kind of gives me salute. I'm like, all right, he's just being friendly.


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[Assistant] And then I started noticing I'm seeing all these old people.


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[Assistant] We're all making the laps together and they're all waving and passing each other. And I realized that's an old person. I did not know it till then. And you fit right in. You fit right in.


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[Assistant] But it does seem weird now because we didn't have cell phones, so it does seem kind of scary to think about.


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[Assistant] I feel like back in the eighties and nineties, I'm surprised people were doing that.


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[Assistant] Six thousand. Uh, one thousand. One thousand. Roughly one thousand malls left in America. Really? And, uh, this one article says 25% of them will close over the next three to five years.


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[Assistant] They're more than just a mall. They got an entertainment complex connected to it. Just all kinds of stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, ghost malls is a big thing. I was reading about the biggest mall in the world up until recently was in China.


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[Assistant] As far as the square footage, but it was a ghost mall for like 10 years. And then they finally, they had.


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[Assistant] Yeah, dead mall. Yeah, just stores are empty. Things like that. But you can still go in it. Like you could.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was open. It just, it was kind of just empty. And then they had a lot of high end stores and it was in a part of China that people just couldn't afford it. And they kind of revamped it and started putting in more different types of stores, middle class. And now it's, now it's kind of thriving. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Just a couple years ago. What is the largest one now? In Iran.


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[Assistant] But, you read this and you're like, how is this even considered a mall? Tennis court, swimming pool, ice rink, uhm. Probably people live there. Probably, yea, probably so. It's just, that's a city.


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[Assistant] All right, Mall of America, which is the largest mall in the United States and most visited supposedly in the world. If you spent


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[Assistant] 10 minutes in every store, so think about that, which that's easy to do.


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[Assistant] It would take a shopper more than 86 hours to complete their visit from all of America. Wow. Which is more than three days.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah. There's a new mall, supposedly opening in Miami that will be the new largest mall in the United States. It's called American Dream Miami, but there's still some hangups and council and stuff like that. It's going to have 2000 hotel rooms, a massive theme park, 16 story indoor ski slope, 20 slide water park.


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[Assistant] There was a case in, I think Santa Monica now they have, maybe more miles have this, where it scans your license plate when you enter, like a camera does.


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[Assistant] And then if you can't find your car, you go to a kiosk, you gotta know your license plate number, put it in and it'll find it for you and tell you what floor and what row you're on. They says it saves money because a lot of people are having mall security have to drive them around to find their car. Yeah.


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[Assistant] At the mall? Uh, at a parking garage. He borrowed his buddy's car. This was in the UK and he went to a concert and when he left he couldn't find, he walked around.


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[Assistant] In the parking garage. Searching, searching, searching. And there was a bunch of parking garage. He couldn't remember which one. He finally, after like a week,


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[Assistant] They just had a report, the car stolen. They thought somebody stole the car. That's why I can't find it. And then six months later.


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[Assistant] They say it's 5,000 pounds, which would be equivalent to like 6,000 US dollars.


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[Assistant] Maybe. Yeah. But he borrowed his buddy's car and six months it was missing. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I found it interesting that I read that malls lay layout like casinos. They don't want you to leave. So they set it up in a way to get you disoriented.


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[Assistant] And, uh, there's even, it's called the Gruin Transfer or the Gruin Effect. It's named after the first guy who invented malls. And it's to try to give you a pleasant experience so you don't want to leave.


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[Assistant] Windowless mazes of stores and it makes you buy more, supposedly. And you talked about the scent thing.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the Jasper mall documentary, it showed a mall Santa.


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[Assistant] And it, uh, you know, kind of showed him and I thought he did a good job. He did a good job.


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[Assistant] Uh, so I looked up how much mall centers make. Do you guys think they make a lot? A little?


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[Assistant] The median pay for a mouse ant is $30 per hour. Wow.


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[Assistant] But those at the top of the sale can earn more than $100 per hour.


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[Assistant] Most Malsanas make somewhere between $5,000 and $15,000 for six weeks of work. The cream of the crop can make $20,000 or more.


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[Assistant] Uh, not fun. Just crime stories. That sounds fun. Yeah. You want to hear those? Yeah, is there a future? Future's not good. They're not going to be around much longer.


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[Assistant] I did look it up. It's, it doesn't look good. Kids used to gather at malls, you know, that was the hangout. Now they can find each other, you know, online without having to do that. Online shopping is a big thing. Used to be a status symbol to go to the mall, but now people want to do selfies places other than malls. So a lot of just technologies.


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[Assistant] The largest mall in Tennessee is Westtown Mall in Knoxville.


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[Assistant] Oh, a crime? Well, there was one, a serial killer in Boca. Raton?


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[Assistant] That was in March. In August, another woman and her son were kidnapped and tied, found in their car, but left alive. And then in December of that year.


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[Assistant] A woman and her seven year old daughter were also kidnapped and later found, found and killed.


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[Assistant] All in the same year at this place and no one has yet to be arrested for that.


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[Assistant] Oh, still. Still on the loose. They, she said they, the one people who live, they said they, the person blindfolded her and.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and uh, so they're still looking for that. That same year, a 19 year old.


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[Assistant] Escalators, escalators were, malls were one of the first places escalators were put in.


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[Assistant] I just, most small escalators aren't that long because it's just usually you're going to the next floor. I feel like then getting off.


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[Assistant] I could see maybe it was a really long one like you see at the airport or some places.


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[Assistant] What's up everybody? Welcome to the Nate Land podcast. If you're watching this.


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[Assistant] Brian and Aaron have both been convicted of murder, and I'm now alone.


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[Assistant] Uh, alright. Yeah, it's always fun to death. This one is, uh, if you are watching this, we've recorded it earlier just to


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[Assistant] Have some in case maybe we're out on the road doing our drive-in movie theater dates, uh.


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[Assistant] Maybe this pop cast has been dead for 20 years.


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[Assistant] Who knows, but we, uh, no, you will be seeing this one soon and we just recorded it a little bit earlier to get ahead. Uh, the officer probably don't, that's why we don't have comments is the main reason why we're telling you that if, cause we just have to kind of dive in this cause there is no comment.


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[Assistant] So, uh, cause it's, you know, you guys get it. Uh, so, uh, this, this episode is something that's always, I've always loved.


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[Assistant] Is, uh, uh, Bigfoot and the aliens. I know you're more of an a, uh, Bates is an alien guy more than me, but. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, so yeaah, this episode we wanted to talk about that. And, uh, we have a, we have a guest, uh, uh, with us this episode. Uh, someone that works, uh, worked with my sister. You're retired now? Yes. Uh, his name's Kevin Jatta.


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[Assistant] Right. And, uh, he's, uh, knows a lot about this Bigfoot Aliens. Knows a ton. We'll see. Hopefully. We're gonna see. He might be one. Who knows?


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[Assistant] I love, yes, that's the stuff I love where it's like, who knows, this table could be, could stand up at night. Uh, so yes, we, uh, talk about this stuff. It is, I think it's better that you, you, you just read about, you know a lot about this stuff and it's just fun to.


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[Assistant] People to talk to about. Is it hard for you to talk about Bigfoot with people or do they not care?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that you've done it. I'd imagine that it's, you know, if you talk about Bigfoot in a regular setting, it's not going to be the most welcomed. I mean, some people would welcome it.


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[Assistant] But somebody be like, well, you're crazy. You don't want to say you believe in it. Uh, I believe in Bigfoot, but.


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[Assistant] How, yeah, you don't just jump right in. You either gotta ease into it or just jump in. You either gotta be, I think, one or the other. You gotta pick a lane. I think if you're into Bigfoot, you can't be wishy washy. You gotta just be like, I believe in it.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Oh, from the conversation. Yeah, that's true. They might go, but you lay the cards out. You're like, look, this is what I am. Do you want to be a part of this and not be a part of this? And I mean, who doesn't want to be a part of a Bigfoot? I don't understand if someone brought up Bigfoot to me randomly and really new stuff.


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[Assistant] I don't know why I would, who would, I would never. Yeah, you used to have a joke about that, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah, we didn't play a joke. I do have a joke about it. You wanted to play that? We wanted to play the clip. I can't find it. I don't know where it's at. I get asked about it. Joe Zimmerman? Oh, yes.


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[Assistant] Here's a, here's a, here's a clip we're going to play. I forgot about this. Uh, that, uh, you know, we like to sometimes play, uh, stand up, a stand up trick to get into the topic that we're going to talk about. Uh, and so this is one we found a very funny comedian, Joe Zimmerman.


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[Assistant] Very, very funny comedian. If you don't know Joe, I mean, please look him up and you're going to tell from this joke, but he's an amazing comedian.


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[Assistant] How do you think they know that story though? Like is it, is that just like one of those like, that's like a legend story about...


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[Assistant] To add into that with them being the made up stories is I agree, most people don't know how to tell a story. And by most, almost everybody does not know how to tell a story.


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[Assistant] It is that. Now if a story is too perfect, that's when I would question something.


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[Assistant] And be super convincing. I think they would make too many mistakes in their story.


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[Assistant] So you can tell by just the way, if you listen to these stories and you hear someone describe


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[Assistant] And you can tell when you're like, this is coming from a real place. It's not someone, like you said, they would have to be.


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[Assistant] It's a long way to go, the ones that were, you know, to fake Bigfoot.


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[Assistant] Some of them, it's a very long way to go to be like, oh, it's just a joke. There's too many. So how many people are faking? Is there, that's what I always think about Bigfoot is when you got a thousand people a day trying to fake Bigfoot on people in these towns.


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[Assistant] There's, is there money in that? Can they make money by just going, you know what, let's go to this tiny Alaskan town and bang on tents.


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[Assistant] The Bigfoot joke I had was, I was saying I watched, uh, what was the Bigfoot show? Finding Bigfoot.


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[Assistant] For all these years. And it's like, yeah, what if they find him? Like, why would you, like, you know, people are like, why is this show on? You're like, I don't know. What if they find him?


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[Assistant] Is to be like either, it's just fun to watch them talk about it, fun to watch them go visit these people, tell these stories.


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[Assistant] And your best case scenario is the world changes.


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[Assistant] And this is another Bigfoot form.


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[Assistant] Uh, is it not the one in Mexico? Uh, Mexico. It's like an Indonesian. Chupacabra? Chupacabra. Oh boy. Yeah. This was my understanding. I like we just stumble in as you're like, let me tell you about that. You have one of those in your pocket. You're like, I brought one of those.


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[Assistant] You think the Bigfoot ever just goes, back in my day, I think he gives a lot of that, a lot of those speeches. To the young one. I imagine there is.


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[Assistant] Is it because, is it because it was called Big Foot? Is that what you just said? That you only thought it was one? Like you think it should have been Big Feet? Yeah. Big Feets. Like you should have been Big Feets? Yeah. That's what threw you off the trail? Well, yeah. You thought there was one? Honestly, one Big Foot. When I was a kid, yeah. Monofoot. Monofoot.


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[Assistant] No. The Loch Ness Monster, I think you only think it's one because it's in a lake. So you think it's this monster that's in this one lake. Which seems crazy that they could never just find it if it was in there.


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[Assistant] To me that, if there was something they would find that, cause it is, even though it's a big, like say it's Lake Michigan, I guess if it's Lake Michigan, if it's that big of a lake, then it would be tough. But it's at least your area is targeted to be, if they really, if you really want an answer.


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[Assistant] Well they're in between probably animal and human, so their intelligence is going to be


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[Assistant] I mean, even- But we could catch a human. I know, but-


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[Assistant] But not a human that is, I mean, because they can't survive, like, it'd be tough to catch a, like a guy that can live in the woods and has lived in the woods for 50 years and that's all he's done is live in those woods. That guy would be very hard to catch because he's going to know.


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[Assistant] Because you have people going into woods that are like, yeah, I don't do this. Even if a guy is a nature guy, he's like, I still go home to my house. Like they would know, you know, like maybe think like Holly or dog.


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[Assistant] But how like they can figure stuff out, like bigfoot animals are figured out. I mean, look at a dog, like last night, so she, our dog needs a bath. So my wife doesn't ever want her on the couch. And so then my wife goes to bed. Obviously I let the dog get on the couch. What do I care? It's not my couch. I live here. But, uh, then my wife got up.


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[Assistant] And walked in and Holly jumped off the couch. I mean, she just knew she was going to be in trouble because Laura's always like, get off the couch.


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[Assistant] And uh, I mean, right when the door opened, she jumped up and got off the couch.


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[Assistant] That's a dog, but it's like, I thought it was interesting to be like, this dog knew.


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[Assistant] Ah, man, this lady's about to come yell at me again because I'm up on this couch and then she got off. So, I mean, if a Bigfoot is, you know, probably just a little bit smarter than me, way dumber than Aaron.


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[Assistant] You're above it too. I'm saying I'm the closest, intelligent wise. I think me and Bigfoot, if a Bigfoot hung out with us three, I think I'd get along way better than he goes, what's up with those two? I'm like, you know, they got their nose stuck up pretty high, don't they? Uh, that's what I would say. And then, but they, they're going to be able to dodge.


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[Assistant] You think you'd be able to dodge? I think they better get away cause like, like when I watched, uh,


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[Assistant] Uh, Survivor Man, when he went, did you, you know Survivor Man?


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[Assistant] Uh, uh, what's his name, Les Stroud, or Les Stroud, the guy that lives in the woods. They would go, he never, Bear Grylls, do you know Bear Grylls? I know who that is, but I never watched the show. Oh, Man vs. Wild, and then they had Survivorman, was a guy that, uh, Les Stroud, who's awesome. Awesome show.


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[Assistant] Eating grubs and worms. Yeah, he goes and lives alone for a week. And he does it, he does it with his, he films everything himself. They drop him off, he's gone, and then they come back a week later. Uh, but he did a Bigfoot episode.


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[Assistant] Rock throwing, uh, he said, you know, he went into it with going, look, I'm not saying I have any proof that I've, he's, he's obviously a survivor guy that has lived off the grid for he, his family lived off the grid for a while and he stayed alone and he goes, I've definitely had stuff happen that I, you know, I didn't see it.


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[Assistant] I know something was very cra- like all this weird stuff was happening.


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[Assistant] And then he went up and he was going up in, I want to say Canada, uh, somewhere in Canada.


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[Assistant] But when they say like, why are you not seeing this? Dude, you know how much land there is that we don't know or go to?


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[Assistant] There's a, how hard, they don't, there's not even that much recorded, uh, video of Black Panthers.


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[Assistant] In, uh, in the wild, they're that good at staying out of the way.


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[Assistant] So and that's, and we know Black Panthers exists and people have seen them, but I mean, it's.


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[Assistant] It's, it's just when you're gonna see him, you're not like...


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[Assistant] It's not like you're in a place that you're walking around with all these cameras. Like you're somewhere where you're like, your phone, you know, you're not gonna have something that's so great.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have a coyotes, uh, you know coy, coyotes, coyotes, am I saying it right, coyotes?


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[Assistant] Coyotes. Coyotes. Coyotes. Uh, I've never, it's a funny word when you think about coyotes. If someone's driving in the car, they should just start, just pause this and start going coyotes. I would like some coyotes.


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[Assistant] That's probably why they were freaking out. Uh, but they've, they've never.


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[Assistant] They've never killed a human. There's never been any recorded event of a coyote killing a human. So either they don't do it or they're really good at it.


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[Assistant] That's my Coyote joke. I wrote a Coyote joke. I've always had that joke. And I think I tried it on stage once or twice. Obviously it's not a, it doesn't bring the house down, but I can usually find there's a, I like to have the jokes where I can.


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[Assistant] I've been in quite a few Coyote conversations. Why do you hope we never find Bigfoot? Well, hold on dude, first.


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[Assistant] Do you, do you think, uh, not, do you think you're ever, before you die, do you think you're ever see a Bigfoot? Really doubtful. Really doubtful. What about us? What about your grandchildren?


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[Assistant] You don't think we ever just stumbled, like, where it's like, it is a hundred, because you look at the alien stuff now.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I would have thought I would have seen that in my lifetime, at least the government acknowledging.


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[Assistant] That's insane that no one even cares. Like it's just kind of breezed over.


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[Assistant] It's so hard for people to wrap their head around that it's, it's even if you're, uh, I mean it's, it's a lot, it's a lot to, uh, you know,


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[Assistant] So when you're, even if you hear it on 60 minutes, it's like, and the guy says it,


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[Assistant] I mean, you're like, I don't know. I mean, I think that's even what this is when the Pentagon says that those are unidentified flying objects. It's still like.


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[Assistant] Okay, like it's, it's still not like, they call them UAE.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, like, so this is the one, this is the one they said is real, right?


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[Assistant] Is, uh, so when you're saying like, so you think, you don't think you're...


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[Assistant] Uh, you don't think you will, your grandchildren, like, I mean them to actually trot out


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[Assistant] That's what I mean. In your lifetime, do you think you're going to see someone 100% proof evidence that's not


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[Assistant] See, the problem is like all the evidence, even though you might be like, well, there is a hundred percent proof evidence. I would agree too that there is the, all these, these stories are not all made up, but there's still stories. And there's still nothing that like the average person can really like wrap their head around. Is there ever, you know, like here's the body of a Bigfoot.


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[Assistant] Uh, is there, so you go to a lot of Bigfoot conferences. Is there, uh, levels of what people think is crazy in those Bigfoot conferences? Like, do what you just said.


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[Assistant] Which he was on the coast, is it coast to coast? Yeah, he was the grandfather of that. You know where I would always hear people listen to that when I'd get picked up in the car, like from the airport, like late night, a driver and he'd always have coast to coast on and you just knew.


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[Assistant] You're like, you, I liked it cause I was like, I can talk about, you can.


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[Assistant] So it's, is it like, this one, to wrap my head around, it's like, we know what Bigfoot looks like, it's just like a big dog.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that, I don't think I've heard. I know werewolves, but I didn't know that, that's crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I mean, that's the way it is. Yeah. That is, that's, that's what's one. That is, it's a, I did like that. That he said that where it was that someone has to go, guys, this is, we've gone too far. Yeah. I look.


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[Assistant] We're not even, we're not even done with this Bigfoot thing. Let's get to the Bigfoot thing. Once we get Bigfoot acknowledged, then we're gonna snowball and dog, I'll throw all this Catwoman. We have, I mean they all just keep coming now. Mothman.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, look at the size comparison thing.


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[Assistant] A little chart? Yea, with a human, dog manner. On the left, down, left, down, down, yes. Uh, so. Can you imagine? You see that chart at the top?


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[Assistant] You don't see the picture of the man and the werewolf? There you go.


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[Assistant] Yes, this thing would be unbelievable that how much, I mean, golly, it's so much bigger.


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[Assistant] That's in, that's in Lake and Nashville. It's like 45 minutes an hour away. In Tennessee. In Tennessee.


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[Assistant] Uh, hey, tell Laura to turn the air on. It's getting hot in here.


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[Assistant] But that's what, I mean, this is a good one. That's what it's gonna take, obviously. Like, it's gonna, yeah. Uh, how many...


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[Assistant] So with, uh, Bigfoot, like how many things, this opens the door, like Dogman and, uh, like is there, how many of these animals like that are there? Bigfoot, Dogman, like how, is there, is it keep going or is it?


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[Assistant] How many do they think there are? Like, do people, is it thousands? Is it? It would have to be, yea. Cause they're being seen everywhere, all over the world. I mean, it's, it's basically- Texas, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would love to go look for them. This and Storm Chasing. I've always wanted to do Storm Chasing. Yeah. So if you go look for, is there groups that go out and look for this? Like you can like sign up. Is it, you gotta find the right guy or is it, you could


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[Assistant] So, I mean, to you, like, for someone that doesn't, uh, believe, you know, that things, all this stuff is nonsense.


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[Assistant] It's like the way that you look at it, there's just too many people talking about it.


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[Assistant] That it can't, like, so who's right? Are all these people wrong? I mean, thousands, millions of people, thousands and thousands and thousands of people are wrong.


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[Assistant] No, no, I'm saying like that's what you would say to someone that says they don't.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there are arguments to be like, but there is no, like, proof at all. You're like, there's just too much evidence.


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[Assistant] Oh, I thought it was debunked too. So that people still think that that's real. There's some that do. Yeah. That said they paid a guy to do it. It is true that you, when you look at it.


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[Assistant] Right. And then to think back then, did them have a suit like that too? That's such a good suit. That, I mean, how expensive did that suit be?


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[Assistant] Have they ever, uh, killed somebody? Is that what you're saying?


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[Assistant] Yeah, uh, wait, bluff charge. So they act like they're about to, and then they're hoping you back off.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and so they're trying to get out of the competition. Like they don't want to fight. Like they don't seem to be aggressive unless


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[Assistant] That's, and so that's why, and like, people always say like, how come every, it's like every one of these that are filmed are always done very shaky, very, the footage is always terrible. It's never like, we, you know, like we got these phones now, nothing is just this perfect


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[Assistant] Video, uh, which is always a complaint, but I mean, you probably are going to be shaky if you see one in real life. It's got to be nuts. I mean, because some people...


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[Assistant] Are gonna be like, I don't believe in it too, it's real.


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[Assistant] So that's gotta be about as scared as you can be as a human being. And uh, like just seeing something is to be like, I don't believe in this thing, but now it's there.


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[Assistant] And so you're going to be, you're going to be shaky. And then, you know, it seems like now that they have trail cameras everywhere.


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[Assistant] So they don't walk on the trails. They know trails are easy to avoid. I mean, cause it's like, you just do your own path.


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[Assistant] I mean, well yeaah, yeaah, cuz they're gonna pick up a smell, they're gonna, you know, they probably can tell that you're there.


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[Assistant] And what do you go do? What can get them? You know, that's, so what would be, would they, huh?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's the ones that could be, if you worry about them being fake, uh, just press mute. If you worry about it being, uh, fake, that's one that you're like, you could fake that. Like, so you see that video.


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[Assistant] And you can never really see what they're looking at.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. That is true, like when a kid goes missing in a park, or if someone misses, but you mean you assume they're lost.


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[Assistant] But you don't think that much about them, they don't really explain like what happened.


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[Assistant] Cause I mean you see it on the news all the time, pretty regular, you know, maybe a big story will come out.


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[Assistant] Where's the, where's Bigfoot the most? Like where is, is there any, you said Ozarks have a hotspot or?


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[Assistant] On the way out to know where they filmed the outside of, uh, the shining the hotel from the hotels, all this Mount hood hotel and you stay in action in this hotel and they have DVDs of the shining. You can go get the front desk for a good night's sleep for a good night's sleep. Yep. I watched it for, uh, I went and got it and watched it that night and, uh,