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[Assistant] Luckily, True Classic wants to make every man look good and feel good. True Classic's tees taper off towards the bottom, but they fit tighter around the chest and shoulders. You can throw on that True Classic with confidence, knowing you've got your bases covered. Plus all their styles are super soft and pocket friendly.


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[Assistant] I ordered a true classic three pack of t-shirts and they fit great.


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[Assistant] Not boxy at all. Nice and soft. I actually put one on this morning as soon as I got out of bed. They are very comfortable. And True Classic is more than a t-shirt company. They have all menswear staples you need.


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[Assistant] From polos and workout shirts with the same great fit to boxer briefs. And you'll get top notch quality for a great value. And for the big and tall boys out there, they have long body options and up to triple XL on their staple colors. So get comfortable.


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[Assistant] What do you, what do you mean? Did your mom just say like to you, like did you say to your mom, hey mom, I'm bored. And then she said to you while in a hotel, go do what you want son. Yea, go nuts. And then you got lost?


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[Assistant] Right. At six, yeaah, I can see being a little confused. Especially way back when, because you're old too.


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[Assistant] I mean, everyone who had an extra quarter just to see. Yeah, the curiosity.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm guessing that the people got their money's worth because if they kept their hotel for like, I don't know, 20 years and were so cheap that they kept that shit in there, and it still worked, as long as it worked, then it probably paid itself off.


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[Assistant] I have put my youngest on like this freaking they have the ones for a penny in front of certain grocery stores right now. It's like a single one. It's just a horse kind of like rocking back and forth.


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[Assistant] This is a, you know, that's for like a three or four year old. They go like, oh look, it's cute. And you go, okay, that's fine.


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[Assistant] Fuck that, I don't do it. I didn't get them when I was a kid. And like, maybe one out of eighty times.


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[Assistant] I'd be like, okay, here, you know what, just cause I want to be better than my mom. You know, but I never got that shit. There's a lot of shit I never got and I'm happy that I didn't because it was bullshit.


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[Assistant] And especially now, cause back in the day, when I was young, there'd be actual, there'd be full yo-yos in there, you know? Back in the 20s. Or bouncy ball.


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[Assistant] And whenever I did get my hands on one of those little rubber fucking balls, uh, at some point, if it did make it,


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[Assistant] I would always end up fucking biting it in half, just to see, I would bite it and it would, it would break. Yea, half clean, break it down the middle, right? Or, or just whatever it was, it wouldn't be clean, actually, but it would, it would break only in two pieces, it would be actually imperfect. And, uh, and I got a kick out of it, every time it would be like, I'm gonna bite down, when's it gonna break? And it would pop. And then you're like, oh, I can't, oh. Yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm, I'm amazed at some of the, there's just so much crazy shit. I mean that, you know, it's all different strokes for different folks, but like I was watching my nieces and nephew watching this channel about like, and I guess the thumbnail was saying like how to sneak candy into the theater. And it's just these people.


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[Assistant] But they're acting it out and they watch, they just fucking watch episode after episode of these people pretending like they're trying to sneak in candy and then talking to each other about, how are we gonna get this candy in here? Put it in your pocket, log in. Alright, we're gonna go in. And they got this guy sitting at the podium who's like, you know, sitting there ready to take their tickets.


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[Assistant] I like to talk to this guy about not making a lot of money on the movies. Doesn't he know that a lot of people, like I go, and I went to the movies recently, I bought some shit, but a lot of people sneak in stuff.


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[Assistant] They do. And I bring in my water because I drink water and I'm not gonna buy, but I'll buy your candy and shit to make up for it.


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[Assistant] Uh, used to do this, not, not so much anymore, strawberry quick.


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[Assistant] On a road trip, gas station, strawberry quick.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but strawberry milk, pretty much like that's not anything I go and buy myself unless I'm on a trip.


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[Assistant] This is anyone who likes rides. I mean, I never really thought of it like that before, but it is. It is a amusement park ride.


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[Assistant] I'm sorry, uh, I shouldn't have interrupted there, and I don't know if it's 2030, but I don't remember what it is.


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[Assistant] Is it more, is it really, you know, cause it obviously takes a lot of energy.


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[Assistant] Do you guys notice anything less in Premiere? Cause I'm having issues in just Premiere.


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[Assistant] Like, I, like, I'm having, and it's only, it's like doing green health. It's like, the media cache is emptied. This, I'm, I have plenty of space, everything.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I like what's going on, and I think once the fourth one's done, I mean, I think we'll start releasing them in...


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[Assistant] November? Oh man, we're gonna have all kinds of survival games.


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[Assistant] Uh, so here's something else too, at least, uh.


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[Assistant] Among us, VR's got a release date. Oh, fuck yeah, what is it? Yeaah. November 10th. Really? Yeah, it's like fucking soon, like we're gonna be, we should be...


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[Assistant] I'm really curious on how, you know, cause I know what it's like to freak out and have your heart pumping when you're about to do something in that game with, with, you know, fucking mouse and keyboard or whatever.


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[Assistant] But it's gonna be really interesting to see what you gotta do when you're there. Anyway. I can't wait to get up in a vent.


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[Assistant] I don't know man, I thought I heard, it might have been more than this, but like 20, 30 billion or something like that, like the amount of billions that's been poured into this. I just heard it just a few days ago, so maybe I'm wrong, maybe it was just like 8 billion, but there was like b-b-billions. Which is insane.


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[Assistant] So apparently yeaah, the meta spent 15 billion on the metaverse. 15 billion? Where the fuck did all that go? That's a lot.


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[Assistant] The billions. Yeah, it'll be fine. Ah, shit. Among us.


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[Assistant] Well, anyway, we're done. It's time. It is time. It's been wonderful sharing everything with you. We've a horde night to record. Oh man.


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[Assistant] Fantastic man. Is it nice and warm where you're at? Today is a little bit cooler, which is good because my poor laptop has been struggling. And you're busy with that laptop, aren't ya?


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[Assistant] I am, yea, obviously I do, like, the mod stuff on there, I do my YouTube stuff on there, and yesterday I thought, I should probably fix this, so I'll, I'll take it apart.


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[Assistant] That was interesting. Taking apart your laptop. It's just full of spiders.


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[Assistant] Well, there was half a cat in it, and you know how, like, the CPU sockets have the sort of screw holes where you screw your heatsink in? Of course.


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[Assistant] I took those poles out with my heatsink by accident, so I was sort of looking at my heatsink going, the CPU stuck to it, and so is the CPU retention bracket, how the fuck am I gonna put this back in?


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[Assistant] Uhm, well basically there was, uh, a few things that me and my wife didn't like in vanilla. Uh, it was mostly loot stuff, so we just tweaked some where some things spawned but left like the probabilities the same.


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[Assistant] And then, we played several mods and there was like, well I like this from this, and I like this from this, and I like this from this. But they all had bits that I also didn't like. And basically, I was stuck at home, on Christmas day, bored, with the flu, and I thought, fuck it, I'm gonna make my own.


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[Assistant] And you just went. Yep, I just went in that one day I got the classes working and that was it. Wow, so that just took a day? Yeah, cause I had no idea what I was doing. Oh shit. Interesting.


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[Assistant] That's how complicated you want to get. I mean, if you just want to do some basic tweaks, it's XML and I think there's quite a few tutorials around for 7 days XML, so that is quite easy.


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[Assistant] When you start getting into the more complicated stuff that needs C sharp, that's a bit more a ball ache.


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[Assistant] A good example is, say you wanted to give the cop more health. You know, you'd look up, like, cop in the localization file. And it'd say, it's called Zombie Fat Cop.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's just notepad on steroids and it's free and it's really good.


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[Assistant] So the demons are literally, take the zombie base that I want. So again, I'm going to use the cop as an example. So copy the cop.


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[Assistant] Uh, change its hand item. The hand item is what it, is what it says. This is how much damage it does to the player, what it can do to you, etc.


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[Assistant] That's in a different file, that's in items. So I'd make a new hand item. I'd change its, uh, vomit. So instead of throwing up the acid, it throws up a fireball. And then I'd do all the code for that.


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[Assistant] I actually use the old Entity Hornet code, which is still in the game for the Flying Demon.


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[Assistant] So I get vanilla used to have hornets? It did, that was A15 and earlier. I did not know that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we, we saw it on Steam and went, oh, that looks interesting. I think it was like 25 quid and we were going, well, we don't really want to spend 50 quid. And then it had a Steam sale for the two pack, uh, at Christmas. And we went, yeah, we'll have like, I think it was like 15 quid for, for both. And we just went, yeah, screw it. We'll take that. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Christ, that must have been about, I started in, I think it was 2018, so that must have been about 5-6 years later. Oh wow.


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[Assistant] Yep, and I'm still working on that. Uhm, I've got ideas, I've started blocking out some POIs, and that's about it so far. Wow.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the two guys. Uh, the two owners, no, but I have spoken to a couple of the devs because they hang out in the modders discord and they're really really helpful.


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[Assistant] The actual devs who work on the game, brilliant guys, love them, super helpful, I mean fatal on the forums. I messaged him one day because I couldn't get laser sights working on custom guns and I said,


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[Assistant] That one I cheated with. Uh, there's another modder called BW and he did a vehicle pack and everyone wanted it in darkness falls. Okay. So I contacted him and said, Hey, do you mind if I include it? And he went, no, go ahead. Oh, that's nice. That's amazing.


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[Assistant] Sort of? I mean, I work from home anyway, so I just kind of fit it around my job. It's not too bad.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's pretty, that sounds pretty awesome. So what do you do normally? My full-time job is carer for my wife because she's disabled. Oh, gotcha.


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[Assistant] Yep, pretty much she is in my discord. She helps with the moderation when she feels well enough and she helps me with testing because she, she doesn't like it too, the game too hard. So.


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[Assistant] I tried to sort of balance around what she's sort of comfortable with for a base difficulty, which I believe is Nomad. And then everything above Nomad just gets harder. So the idea is people can put the mod on and go, right, well, I want it a bit easier. You know, I'll start on this, which is Nomad or no, I just want to get absolutely punished because I've been a bad boy. I'm going to stick it on insane.


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[Assistant] Okay, those are either rips from earlier alphas, like the cowboy and the cheerleader.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, just when you're bored, it's like, fuck it, I'll just go and recode this game, why not?


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[Assistant] Oh god, okay, uhm, right. I'm trying to remember exactly where you are right now. I definitely get better guns.


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[Assistant] I would probably spam scout quests which are the ones where you just run off and kill zombies because they're quick, they're easy, it's good ways to get gear.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the lady who sells all the medical supplies, she's the White River Scout. Okay, okay, that's a Scout, alright.


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[Assistant] I would also, if you can, prioritise hitting up cracker books so you can start getting extra classes and shit, because having more people with more than one class is not a bad thing. Yeah, we should probably do that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's not a bad idea. I also like, personally, I love getting the 4x4 and just slapping a turbo in that bad boy and just go.


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[Assistant] There are times where I'm like, you know what, no, no thank you, no seven days today, cause like, I'm doing the modding.


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[Assistant] I think probably Rimworld because that's using Unity and XML, so it's essentially using C Sharp and XML and I can translate it, what I know, over easier. What kind of game is that?


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[Assistant] Rimworld is a single player colony sim game. It's got lots of survival elements in it, but it's, it's quite brutal. It's really fun.


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[Assistant] Very unlikely, but I did make one small mod for Rimworld because they had a feature in it that I just didn't like, so I altered it.


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[Assistant] The sort of thing I'm planning, it probably won't be a survival game. I'm actually getting really kind of pissed off with how shit Diablo is, so I thought, fuck it, I'll make my own. There you go.


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[Assistant] So who's gonna play the women? We do that. We do that.


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[Assistant] I actually do. People have been incredibly generous, especially after I posted on Twitter about how fucked I am with my electric bill. Right. That's cool. Then they responded. They did. They did. Through Patreon? Or can we send people to your link?


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[Assistant] There's a tip that most people don't realize.


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[Assistant] At 12 o'clock, the background noise changes, and then it changes again at 7.


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[Assistant] Okay, but at 12 o'clock it starts a very slight cricket sound, and then at 7 the cicadas kick in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's how I was playing it as well when I removed the clock. It was like, oh shit, seven o'clock time to go home.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, it depends how much they've changed. At the moment, for the next version, we're actually rewriting all the XML, so that hopefully new updates won't break it as much as it currently does.


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[Assistant] So like, if, if they drop like 20.6, uhm, it's likely just gonna be very small patches and tweaks. It's probably gonna be a couple of hours work depending on how much they change. Like 20 to, 20.4 to 20.5, it was done in an hour.


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[Assistant] There are days I have been awake for 30 hours working on it, yes.


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[Assistant] So I am working on 4.1. I am not gonna guarantee when it's gonna be out. I'd like September. I make no promises. But I have updated some of the C sharp so it should run a bit better. I've updated the XML so it should make it easier for me to update for A21.


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[Assistant] An entire class has been scrapped and merged with another. Uh oh.


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[Assistant] One of my, uh, one of my favorite patch notes here is demonic behemoth is now smaller so his fat ass can fit through doors.


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[Assistant] Yeah, mostly it's like class tweaks to make things just a little bit better, uh, tweaks for hopefully a bit, slightly better performance, especially the big bunker, which I know you guys haven't been to yet.


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[Assistant] Oh, and infection's more deadly as well now. Great.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, basically all you really need to do, I say that and it's gonna make it sound easy again, it's not as easy as I make it sound. But you basically need to make a new block in Unity that's got the texture on it and then you can just export it and load it in the game. It's actually not that hard.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean it's like something I could probably do in an hour. Ah, an hour. Yeah, you don't need any more work.


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[Assistant] So you go into Unity and you do right click create new cube. A cube in Unity is the size of a block in 7 days to die. Okay. And then I drag my texture into Unity and the block has a material and the material is what holds all the texture info. And you just go right, use this texture and then it textures the block with that.


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[Assistant] texture. So in your case, your movie poster, it would apply the movie poster to all the sides of the block. And then I can export that and just load it as a new block in the game.


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[Assistant] You have to set it up in a certain way, but it's not too hard.


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[Assistant] That would have to be the wandering horde mod I did. Oh, that was a nightmare. Really? Yeah, that was a lot of C sharp coding. It took me ages.


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[Assistant] Because of what I was using to do it, it was basically going, your patch is wrong, fuck you, crash.


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[Assistant] Exactly, it was just going, nope, absolutely not. Fuck you. NRE crash.


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[Assistant] Aha, now, that isn't in the version you guys are on, because I believe you're on 4.01 or 4.02.


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[Assistant] Actually, no, it is in that. Uh, if you go into mods...


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[Assistant] Scout's mod, there's a text file in there. Those numbers are how many zombies it can spawn. Oh, so you just made it infinite?


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[Assistant] You know what? I had a- Oh, go ahead. I had a fun one because I was in one of my POIs and I ran around wrenching all of it because I knew what shit I could get out of there and it was like, yeah, I want all of this to make coil ammo. I'm taking the lot.


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[Assistant] And uhm, I heard the, heard the scream upstairs and I thought, okay, right, yeah, I'm gonna have to get up there and I'm gonna have to kill her. And I climbed up the ladder and I popped my head out and she went scream and a shitload of behemoths ran at me and I just went, fuck this, got on the 4x4 and got out of there.


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[Assistant] So you said you have a YouTube channel, you, uh, you play the game on yours? I do, yes. I am currently doing a insane difficulty no XP run. Wow. Uh, well plug your YouTube channel so that, uh, our audience knows about it. Right, that is Cain's Corner, Cain with a K and Corner with a K.


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[Assistant] All this. All the, uh, the cowboys and the cheerleaders being strippers was her idea.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure we will. I think she's, uh, I think she said right now she's playing with mad tabby kittens, so... Mad tabby kittens?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cheers buddy. Cheers Cain. Thank you very much. Well that was fun. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I guess so. I mean, well, that's true. It could be like a shit ton.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I personally do like the way, like, Absarov's character, cause I kinda got in his face. And I like the way your character looks, in particular. I like the style of those dudes.


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[Assistant] And I like the, I mean, we could talk a little bit about what we've done, right? I mean, do we want to see the faction? Some of the factions are fun. Yeah, do we want to hold that?


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[Assistant] Wow, just leave our ship. It's done. It's not like we can have it magnetically follow us in space. No, we don't want that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're taking the ship. One thing, I mean, I know that we can definitely use an upgrade in quarters. Like an upgrade. Cause the captain's got a nice little place and then, and then everyone else is shoved into. Crew's all bunking together. Yeah. Right. And there's not even, I don't even see any beds.


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[Assistant] Oh good. I wonder if he's gonna like it as much as us, cause you know, you never know. You don't.


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[Assistant] I hope so. It's pretty damn involved. You said I'm sorry, so he's a scientist?


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[Assistant] I like the robot thing because I don't have to worry about being cold or hot. Right. I don't mind having a little bit less health because let's face it, probably isn't going to help me that much. If I'm probably just going to die anyway.


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[Assistant] Especially if you have at least one friend, like Apsro, who's willing to play it and teach you a little bit.


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[Assistant] And to think, it's been around this whole time we've been looking. It's been right there. It's been right there.


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[Assistant] But you know that there's probably, I would say, conservatively, a dozen people out there who have been like blasting in the comments,


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[Assistant] So for all of you, you never know, that might have been what got through him finally after years subliminally and then you were playing with your friends and then you know, so thank you for suggesting that for so long. I know those people out there did.


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[Assistant] So, have we talked about Pulsar enough? Are there other things we need to say?


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[Assistant] Right, and you know, shit happens. We'll see. But yeah, okay, great. So, if that's that, do we move on to the contest that was won by these two guys over here in 7 Days to Die?


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[Assistant] Uh, but no, but he was like, he was used to being leveled up higher. So he's like, I'm going to be able to kill this pig. I got enough shots. So it made perfect sense that he was used to playing, you know, two or three hordes in on a game where you had much more higher experience.


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[Assistant] Right, so back to the surprise because I know there's a couple of things I want to definitely want to hear about. Make sure when you do tell the story, make sure you touch on golf because I like that you guys want to play golf.


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[Assistant] Ah, it was awesome. Yeaah, it was great. So what was the ambiance like? Rustic.


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[Assistant] Music, was there, what was playing? There was music.


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[Assistant] So a couple of guys were like, hey, you know, legally we can have people come in here and charge them per drink. And he's like, really?


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[Assistant] They were good. And you got this as like, in addition to your meal. Just a little addition. Just a little add. A little add.


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[Assistant] You are insane. You don't know how to live life? You guys are so old-fogy that you wouldn't be like, hey, you know what? I'm going to grab a fucking backpack. I'm going to jump on a plane. I'm going to go to Vegas. I'm going to hang out. I'm going to party. You're calling us old-fogies? We got an internal email


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[Assistant] Right, yeaah. Trying to shoot it, it's like, fuck, I gotta get this one. Mmhm. Yeaah, I'd love to see that, see how big it is in front of you. It is really, yeaah. It's like, it's colorful.


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[Assistant] And every shot will end up finding its way into one of them.


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[Assistant] Well so far, I'm very excited. This is fun. Yeah, so now.


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[Assistant] Another one that I remember, I think it was there. My youngest was the best at it. Lasted longer than anybody by far. She smiled her way through it. I think you put your arm through the super cold.


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[Assistant] Yeah, she, she smiled the entire time and went like 30 seconds longer than anybody. Wow. Good on her.


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[Assistant] I tell ya, I've had a lot of things from her cookbook years ago. Damn. So good. I've never eaten that at that restaurant. The restaurant must have been so good. It was really good. I do want to eat at the restaurant. Everything was good.


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[Assistant] Really? It's not, so it's basically buffet but they bring it to the table. Pretty much.


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[Assistant] Uhm, maybe as a, yeaah, I guess maybe a couple places as a child. I was like, oh yeaah, but I didn't really, I wasn't paying the bill, so I didn't pay much attention to maybe they brought the food. They kept on bringing it. A boat of this, a boat of that. As an adult, I've never been to any place like that.


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[Assistant] Okay, hold on now, I wanna, I wanna back up a little bit. Can you describe this man, like if you would to the police? Uh, short? Yea, very short.


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[Assistant] I'm sure. Maybe he found a new friend. It's probably so sad, he probably gets phone numbers all the time and none of them are right. I'm just thinking, but whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I- I vaguely, you know your hard drive? The cameras he remembers are the worst.


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[Assistant] Next time you run across a guy like that, you don't know.


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[Assistant] Maybe I'll do that, maybe I'll get a burner phone and just be like have a phone number and then we can talk.


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[Assistant] See, some people can do that right, and I've seen good, really shitty, you know, cause it's cheesy no matter what you do, but I've seen quality where this was like, this was like somebody who used to know how to do it but then got hit in the head with a brick. And then all of a sudden he's like, I can still do it.


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[Assistant] That should have taken five minutes and been better. Well, while we were waiting for it, we went over to the tiki bar.


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[Assistant] See that's the danger, that's the danger. You have to have a cut off. But the, but then the two people who do the trip, they don't have a place that they're going. They just have a budget and get to choose what they do with it.


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[Assistant] No, no, it will be a trip, but they get to choose the trip. So let's just say if you happen to, you won again, if you guys are in the same team and you went, the budget was $1400, you can go to Chicago or you can go to Asheville. You don't know which one you're going to get.


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[Assistant] I, I play the game because I have been outside 5 hours for a walk. That's true, yea.


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[Assistant] I mean, no, uh, just, uh, there's a free fly event in Sharp Citizen if you guys want to get involved.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that sound, it sounds fun. Why don't you go ahead and pitch it to everybody? For the record, I also thought it sounded fun. Carry on, Nate.


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[Assistant] You have, you have a Cinnon Armor and a T-Rex. You could come to our camp and pay one and just murder everybody.


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[Assistant] When you fly over with a wyvern and burn us all to death? Yea, we can shoot bows and arrows at ya. Startin' out. You can just fuck-


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[Assistant] What we'll do, I mean, you know, kinda like we did in the Rust map, well, okay, like, our base is gonna be set up nearby, so you don't have to cover the whole Arc map.


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[Assistant] It's like, okay, we might be somewhere in here, but we might be hidden, like in the woods or something, where it's like, okay, we gotta, we gotta turn all our fires out at night, otherwise Simon might fuckin' see us. And if he sees us, he knows where base is. If he knows where base is, we're fucked.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, that was, uh, on the Ark YouTube. They, uh, it's a hawk. Yeaah. I guess, uh, one of the, uh, you can carry it on your shoulder, and if you die, it picks up your bag and brings it to you wherever you respawn. Dude. I thought that was pretty sweet.


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[Assistant] Alright, well, that might be something that would drag us back into arc one before arc two. When is arc two coming out? I don't know.


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[Assistant] Anthony was over at my house for Memorial Day, we were grilling chicken wings, and he got stung by a wasp. Again, doing nothing. He just went to his damn ankle and stung him for no fucking reason.


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[Assistant] It always blew my mind anyone wants to live near a golf course. I know, I know. It just seems so like, of course you're gonna have golf balls flying at your house every now and then. For sure. And especially on a weekend like that, let's put together a tournament with a bunch of people that don't know how to really fucking play golf. Let's bring them all out here.


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[Assistant] They are then turned into a rigid structure using plant hormones, and they essentially grow the wood.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, that'll cut back tremendously on wood waste, because yeaah, anytime you make a piece of furniture, a tunnel wood just gets wasted. Wonder how long it takes.


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[Assistant] Exactly, are you factoring in the time it would take a tree to grow? Yeaah. So saying it's faster than that, of course it is.


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[Assistant] There's a place out there called Cat Island. Island just full of roaming cats. No matter where you sit down, they'll just come up to you. That's a nightmare. I listen to this damn-


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[Assistant] Pew pew pew pew. Fun, fun, fun. Super fun. Yeah, I was impressed. Fun. It's, I still have that, it's a problem with me, I have editor brain. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Cause I can't watch these movies and like, I'm thinking the entire time like, I would've chopped that scene. I felt the pace was on point though, myself.


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[Assistant] Like they just spent too long in the bar. There's a girlfriend in the movie that doesn't need to be here. It's just like a chopper out. But it's a good film. It does a really good job of going like, here's the mission and the entire movie is training and building up for the mission and then


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[Assistant] We go. And the mission starts. As soon as that mission starts, I'm like, I am in. I was in for the rest of the movie. I was on the edge of my fucking seat. I was like, God, this is awesome. Yup. Felt myself leaving.


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[Assistant] The whole movie's a build up to the mission and the mission and the execution's great. Yeah. So yeah, it's a wonderful watch. Wonderful, rewarding end. Oh yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] It's a fine, it's a fine motion picture. It is, it's an entertaining walk. And see it in IMAX, because yea, the sound and everything, god damn.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's one of those. Nibs, you didn't see it, huh?


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[Assistant] It's, it's one of those movies that, like, you wanna see big screen. Like, when they say we're doing Top Gun, the actors are actually in jets flying, this is the way we're getting the footage, I immediately went, I wanna see that on the big screen. That's worthy of my big screen attention.


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[Assistant] No one else here watches, uh, Stranger Things, do they? I watched the first episode of this new season. Okay, yeah, I'm, I'm through the, we, over the span of the weekend, like every night was like, I'm watching two episodes each. And, uh, yeah, it's been wonderful. That's, you know, the opposite of the Star Wars show.


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[Assistant] Where I don't know what's gonna happen to these characters and there's been several moments I'm like, oh my god, they might kill this character. Oh my god, oh my god, I was just, I was into it. Cool.


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[Assistant] And I'll tell you what's been impressed me with this season is...


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[Assistant] It kinda, it really ties into some of the crazy shit that was happening in the first season and it kind of explains this is how that shit was going on. Oh cool. So it's, it's well written enough where these, uh, I guess the Duffer Brothers, whoever's writing this show, they have laid this foundation, they've laid the groundwork and now it's really starting to pay off.


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[Assistant] Thank God they're doing this. My biggest fear is they...


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[Assistant] It's like a lost ending, where it's like, look at all this crazy shit, and we're not gonna explain it. Goodbye!


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[Assistant] On YouTube. You talking about YouTube's new, uh, it shows where the audience interest is?


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[Assistant] Oh wait, yeaah, there it is. Yeaah, I see it. So yeaah, the waveform there. Yeaah, these little waveforms, that's where like, uh, the audience might have stopped and gone back. It's most replayed. Ohhhh. So this moment was funny, so they went back like, I gotta see this moment again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we can make a video called Nieb's Game into most replayed moments of the year, and then just go through some of our videos and find the spots.


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[Assistant] It's like, yeah, why did they want to replay this one over and over again?


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[Assistant] Yeah, just today we played, it was tense as hell. That battle we got in, we were doing some bullshit. Oh yeah, good god. No, that was fun.


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[Assistant] Things did not go well. I still think I would love to do that, uh, horde night every night.


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[Assistant] But it's last man standing. So we're all separate, we all got separate, all sports. We're all in the same world, we're all in the same world, we can all talk to each other, we can talk shit. We don't see each other. But it's horde night every night. Go. God. It'd be great.


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[Assistant] We also, we also mentioned doing something like giving ourselves three lives. So that's a, that's a possibility too of like, okay, here's the rules. It's Horde Night every night. Everybody has three lives. Go. Yep. So if you die of Horde Night, you just go, okay, I won't respawn until Horde Night's over. Yep. Save a life.


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[Assistant] I'm in. When can we do it? That sounds fun. That's our next series. How much is a billboard nowadays? I don't know. I guess we'll find out. Like yea, we would want to rent it for like a good 30 days. At least a month, right? Yea, at least a month. Yea, at least a month. We want that up. Down like Market Street, right there in the middle of everything. Just people's reaction to that.


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[Assistant] So, Ark, yea, that was my impression. So Ark, what's going on with it? What's happening with it? What did Seinfeld say? What's going on with it? What's the deal? What's the deal?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but when you earn it, I'm sure it feels kinda nice. It's like the game's over at that point, almost. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, you can't, but you can with a laptop right next to it in your other computer. That worked out well. Yeah, it was fun.


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[Assistant] And I can't believe they expected everyone to do it. Every one of us, right?


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[Assistant] And what is supposed to be next is not Arc 3. What are they calling it? Arc 2. Oh, it is Arc 2. So Genesis 2. Genesis 2 was different. And now Arc 2.


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[Assistant] So, arc two, Vin Diesel, story probably, but we don't, I thought we knew more. And then you guys are like, no, we don't know, nothing's confirmed.


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[Assistant] I would find a shovel and I would bury myself in a hole. Sure. Sure. If it was me. If it was you. Well, you'd die that way. Yes, but it'd be much better to die that way. You think? Slowly maybe. Okay. I don't know. Slower than that.


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[Assistant] That's great. I don't know. Well, I mean, I need to know more about this. I understand you might not know. How's he doing it? Like I don't understand how it's done it. And so is this a monthly service? Is this something like, or do I just go like, Hey, I need this. I need a medication that my, my pharmacist wants to charge me 400 bucks for it. Let me go online and see if I can get it. Here's how it works.


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[Assistant] But like, I remember you telling me the breakdown of that, and I remember you telling me, maybe I'm wrong, that the surgeon, like the surgery itself on your brain costs like three grand. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And then you start talking about like fucking adding shit onto the list. Cause that's like time, right? Like the anesthesiologist was probably more money if not around the same money as your brain surgery.


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[Assistant] And they make you stay. They make you stay. It's not like you can go like, eh, you know what, just bring me to my car in the parking lot. They make you stay so they can charge you 50 grand a night for X amount.


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[Assistant] That's it. And goodness you said, get me out of here, it would have cost you even more.


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[Assistant] I got an MRI after he did. Cause I needed to get one for my shoulder. I've been back for four, it's a blast. You got a punch card! It was, it was slightly...


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[Assistant] Right, that's what, really. It's like we don't need, if there was a leak, and your track is a little rusty and bubbly and then you got the stain and the actual tile.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, that'd be good. That'd be better than Stain's ceiling tile.


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[Assistant] And it was like, let's just say it was our 70th birthday, right? So we catered a thing.


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[Assistant] And, and then we surprise her, you know, she was a surprise party and she's like, Oh, well, look at this is unbelievable. And you're like, Oh, where'd you get the food from? And we got it from, I think it was Nicola's. It's a place here, uh, in town, so an Italian place. And then she found, so she found something to complain about. Of course she did about what are the dishes. That's where you get it.


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[Assistant] Well, I ordered it because I wanted it. Curious too. Curiosity. I was hungry. I wanted something different. I said, man, maybe, the app store says sometimes they've been, they do good food sometimes. Yeah, I don't, I don't.


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[Assistant] You're asking about it. Oh yeaah. It was ridiculous. And, uh, Anthony was with us, so he ordered the same thing. He ordered it first, and I said, yeaah, I'm gonna do it too. Why not? Let's go in. I'm into judgin'. I wanna judge this chicken piccata.


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[Assistant] Oh, I got a lot to judge about. It was shit. It was a horrible chica piccata. It's like a miccata. You got two capers. It was, I had literally six probably.


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[Assistant] Yeah, Anthony had all the sauce. They made, they obviously made. They made two. Two. One for you, one for Anthony. All of the sauce, and the chicken, it was like half the portion it should have been, and then all the sauce was on his. So I had like, just like, oily noodles with a little piece of chicken on top. Hardly any flavor. No way.


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[Assistant] I didn't want the pasta. I figured, you know what? Cause they give you chicken parmesan, they give you pasta, and then they give you two sides. You don't order pasta. I don't want the noodles. Maybe I'll get like broccoli instead of fucking noodles. Try to be healthy.


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[Assistant] Come on, I'm trying to live another three years. There's nothing wrong with that. Get the grilled chicken. The veg medley. That stuff's good. Oh yeaah. Broccoli was garbage. That's what it was. The broccoli tasted like fucking somebody's shit.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so uh, so maybe it's an Italian thing. Potatoes and onions and eggs was a very big breakfast thing for me, but it takes a little while.


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[Assistant] Maybe you want to make your ma's famous meatloaf recipe, but you don't have any ground beef, and there's no way you're going to the store. Or you want something from your favorite restaurant, but you'd rather stay home and eat a PB&J for dinner than go get it.


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[Assistant] DuPont or a company can poison what they do 40 miles or however many miles up the river. And their fines are like a tenth of the profit they've been able to make from saving from dumping illegally. And we get charged for poisoned water that I can only use to shit.


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[Assistant] Alright, I wanna switch gears, we really need to make things fun. Yeah, okay, we're going back to fun. At least an idea, so we know us tech, yeah?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Right, so she messaged me, she's like, hey, you know, I saw this game, it would be, you know, fun, maybe fun for you to play. And I think it would be fun, more fun if I didn't play it by myself, but I could maybe play it by myself. Power Washing Simulator. Yeah, I've seen it. Okay.


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[Assistant] So I, you know, when I was watching the trailer for it and I was watching, you know, I don't, I'm, I don't really know exactly how to play except for you gotta clean things and it looks very satisfying and that's a big marketing ploy for them too, cause they're like, everyone's just like, ooh.


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[Assistant] Because like, I used to pressure wash for years as part of one of the things that I did. You're seeing that dirty... It feels good to clean shit. It feels good in particular to get a filthy driveway or a filthy house.


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[Assistant] Alright, well as long as you get set up and you're shooting already and I see how good it looks, chances are I'll take over.


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[Assistant] I'm getting excited about this. You could bring, you could bring a fence that's been untreated for 10 years, looking like it was only a year old with, and you have to do it that way. And you go up, down, up, down and listen, it's repetitive. And that's why you get paid four or 500 bucks for the day to do it. It takes, or day and a half.


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[Assistant] Cause it's, it's a pain in the ass. But just like painting, some people hate painting. I like painting.


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[Assistant] I just like cleaning things. Yeaah, cleans. I'm not a waster, I like apps, bro.


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[Assistant] So, were you one of those, so those pressure washers that I, I'm a bit anal when it comes down to stuff like this, like painting or whatever. So,


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[Assistant] I see people pressure wash a lot, and you go, oh yea, you're the guy who's got it, you got your own, and you're doing your own steps, or you're doing your own driveway, and then I see all the black, little, fainted lines, cause they love it. They just, they went too wide, and they're like, aah, look, it's getting clean, and you go, no, are you one of those people?


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[Assistant] So, pressure washer simulator. Any other, uh, any other silly little games that you might have seen out there that you like?


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[Assistant] At the very least drop bombs on one another, that'd be cool.


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[Assistant] That'd be cool, but I do like the boat, you know, because they got the ships out there. Yeah, they got boats. You know, manned with people, so they'll go and invade an island with like, I don't know how many people fit in there, but it looks like a lot of little ants. That's what they look like. There's like, you know, fat ants kind of running around there from the view that you get. It looks great.


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[Assistant] Well that's good, it's good to know. Shit man, that's like, you know, good news.


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[Assistant] I actually saw Sifu, like the image of it sounds like it's an anime type game.


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[Assistant] Because you can see in there, you can see your actual hands. You're going up to a figure, and they, uh, Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] And let's face it, the bubble, it's still gonna, it's probably gonna be even more traumatic. Just imagine like 20 people around your bubble all doing the boobie squeeze to the bubble. That's gonna be pretty traumatic. I don't know what to do, my bubble needs to be like 10 times bigger.


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[Assistant] And that's gonna be like trials for people getting killed like unjustly in the metaverse. Like you killed my metaverse character. Yeah. Oh god. These fucking cops are out of control there. They really are.


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[Assistant] Oh, I'm still there, but I'm like, you know, us seniors, we need to stay together.


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[Assistant] But I'm, I'm going to a concert next week, so that's gonna be fun for me. Oh yea, you're gonna have a good time. I'm gonna see Imagine Dragons. Nice. So that's, I heard that's a good show, and you know, I mean, I like some of their music for sure, and I'm just interested in seeing like a good show. It'll be a pretty good seats. So that's one thing.


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[Assistant] But I'm seeing them and then I'm, you know, I'm staying overnight where we're at and then we're driving back home on Super Bowl Sunday. Do you give a shit? I do. Who are you looking for?


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[Assistant] Have they ever used, have they ever called it the Stafford infection?


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[Assistant] So, I'm going, I'm going for them too, but either, anyway, Cincinnati, and you're an Ohio guy. But I hate Ohio, I love Los Angeles.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm more amazed by the 500 miles. I know. Cause I could see, you know, like maybe just something continuing to go and you go like, it's like Thor shooting a load up there. How do they measure that?


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[Assistant] Here we go. But listen, you know what, in case the world doesn't end, we'll see you next time. Yeaah. You're damn right we will. Yeaah, we'll be right here.


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[Assistant] I cooked a brisket in the waffle maker the other day.


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[Assistant] In a barbecue grill. Take it outside. I think she puts it in like a little pan with aluminum over it. Yea, work. I mean, it's heat. Yea, it is heat, you know.


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[Assistant] And I hope that the prize vacation or whatever is done in time to be attached to the end of the finale. At least photographs. No, as soon as we're done recording.


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[Assistant] Hey, have you read about those eyedrops now? No. They just got approved by FDA. Basically what they do, they're for like, you know, like replace reader glasses. And uh, what they do though, you know how you get your eye, you can get your eyes dilated when you go to the eye doctor? Well these like shrink your pupil.


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[Assistant] So, you know, the aperture gets smaller, you can read better. So it's dark. Yeaah. So they work for like 10 hours or something like that. You gotta be prescribed by optometrist or whatever. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] But, you know, I guess the downside would be your pupils are smaller, so less light. You wouldn't want to be like in a low light. You look creepier. Yes. Dilated eyes look crazy though. They look crazy too. Yeah, you look like a cat.


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[Assistant] It's a fantastic gift. I use it all the time. Take the trash out at night, throw em a cap.


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[Assistant] Well because my dog doesn't want to walk at night, I bought it because he always wanted to walk at night.


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[Assistant] He put him around in a little red, uh, wagon. He won't even go out after dark. He's like, nah, it's dangerous out there. Yeah, it's dangerous. Oh, he just had a birthday. Yep, he did. He's got a birthday hat. He wears it every year. I saw it. I saw him running in the backyard with the birthday hat like it was nothing.


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[Assistant] Aw, you're good. But Harley seems to like it. He's fine with it. His brother, uh, who passed away a long time ago, he, you could tell, he was just very self-conscious. Anytime you put clothes on him, he would just like, his eyes would just get crazy looking like...


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[Assistant] You don't get that anymore. Kids today don't get to enjoy the old thumb picks. Do they? Thumb picks? That was a big thing for a while. What's a thumb pick?


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[Assistant] I think I saw a commercial recently, like some website is like cornered this market, like a film, film.com or something.


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[Assistant] You wanna have, you wanna have real currency though, don't you? Tangible currency? Mhm. That's still going good. Cause you need some shady stuff, son. Yeaah. What are you gonna give a stripper, you know? You don't want records of what you bought.


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[Assistant] Now listen, I still have my footage of my, uh, new world. The character creator? Yeaah. So, so there you go.


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[Assistant] I know it's got bugs, but they fixed a lot of them.


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[Assistant] I didn't think, ah, I haven't heard from Dralis. Maybe I should check my phone.


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[Assistant] Is it working? The biggest problem I've experienced lately is Apsher and I couldn't get in the same, like we joined a party and we jump into a server and it would kick one of us out.


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[Assistant] Well that's all they do. That's all they do, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Or there's a grenade you can pick.


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[Assistant] I haven't seen mariachi bands at the restaurants lately. Around here. Good.


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[Assistant] I mean, probably 15 years ago. Over at La Costa. Listen, they did not care if you were with your date or with your grandpa. They're gonna come to your table and serenade.


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[Assistant] Bagpipe accordion band at Foodland! Neebs, don't lie to me, do you have a bagpipe? It'd be fun to learn those.


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[Assistant] What I was getting ready to go to with the accordion and stuff, I was driving down the street and I saw, uhm, it was two ladies. And one had roses, and just saying whatever you can do to help. She had some kind of flowers. And the other girl was playing violin. I was like, god, this is creative. Look, they're really putting a lot into this. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Do you do parody songs and shit? Yeah, parody stuff or they'll do holiday stuff about, I don't know, they'll make like a song about Turkey about one of the popular songs or something.


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[Assistant] But some of these bands started still a long time ago, before internet was kind of the place to go for music.


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[Assistant] But if, even if they record it that way, hopefully they learn it and they can perform it live. Exactly. Cause that's what you want.


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[Assistant] We'll try to be kind of safe. Safety's overrated. Mouth guard. All that. Alright, good.


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[Assistant] Hopefully, if, uh, people are still interested in watching them, they'll come out quicker because the more we work, the more assets we gather, because we're creating new characters as we go, new clothes, new vehicles, and we can reuse that stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was reading the comments cause you might go, oh yeah, these guys should have just stopped. Uhm, but we put it out and like all the comments were good. I was reading every single one was good. Then I got the one that was bad and I'm like, what's this guy doing? What are you even here for?


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[Assistant] They're all clones. You do want to be able to see the enemy and visually tell they're different. Yeah.


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[Assistant] They had a, they had a gunship that they had something that would drop missiles as well, drop bombs.


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[Assistant] We can use help lip-syncing. Yeaah, I told ya. You up for that? Yeaah. Alright, I'll send you the link.


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[Assistant] No, listen, not everyone can do it. It's a lot of training. It's more than you would think.


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[Assistant] I don't know if that just sends them the project file. They don't want to hear this. They don't care. Yeah, they don't care.


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[Assistant] Like you might polish a bowling ball.


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[Assistant] It's five, it's only five. Five of my gosh. My appetites come back with a vengeance, and I love it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, like last year, uhm, I didn't talk about it as much, but uh, last...


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[Assistant] Man, what was it? It was like last spring. One day, I just started not being hungry. Couldn't finish my food. I'm like, this is not good. Yea, and that's not like you're out here. That's not like me at all. Yea. I was eating a little tiny wrap. A human vacuum. I ate like a 20% of it and I was like, man, I can't do it.


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[Assistant] Go ahead. But that lasted up until, I mean, I was just forced, like, just eating when it was time to eat. And then, uh,


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[Assistant] I guess it was January. I was like, you know what? I feel hungry. And then I like, ate really good. And now I'm just like, eating non-stop.


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[Assistant] Trying to figure out, yea, if it was just a dietary problem.


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[Assistant] But listen, I do not like not being, that's one of the things that makes me happy in life. Food.


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[Assistant] Like, do you think if we were just these magical beings that didn't need to eat or sleep, and then all of a sudden you got cursed, and you had to eat to stay alive, you'd be like, oh no, now I gotta eat stuff, and I gotta lay down for like seven, eight hours every night. Or, man, if it just came on you suddenly, you'd be like a curse, but now you're like, oh, I can't wait.


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[Assistant] Long day, I'm gonna lay down and relax. It could be enjoying.


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[Assistant] Kitten Cafe. Go to Japan, do a kitten cafe. Kitten Cafe, yeaah. Eat some sushi.


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[Assistant] Well we discovered this game long after it came out. I was looking at it here in the office with I think Anthony.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, this is a survival game and you can dig? Like it just blew my mind, you can dig. I can go straight down and dig a big tunnel and build down there. Yeah, it's got a lot of good features. Yeah, I'm like, how is this not the most popular game in the world? It doesn't look that great compared to some games, but I think it looks good enough.


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[Assistant] The world. It's crazy. It's like saying they. They're after us. Who's they? Them. You know, the man.


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[Assistant] I just said it. I heard someone say it's foolish to be offended when it's not intended and it's foolish to be offended when it is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you gotta know who you matter to. That's true. Yeah. You know, we're all friends, we matter each other. Yeah. If I'm walking down the street and someone doesn't like the way I look, that doesn't matter. When you guys came in.


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[Assistant] Simon checks on me every once in a while. Guess who else checks on you? Who?


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[Assistant] Checking on you, obligatory checking. Yeah, but listen, sometimes I call you and text you and it's just about how you're doing. Cause I know if I have some of those, the next time when I have something like work to talk about.


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[Assistant] Watching you for the past couple weeks has been watching like a friend with PTSD.


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[Assistant] Like even watching the episode, I know what's gonna happen. But it still tends to watch it. I'm like, oh god, he could die, he could die in this scene. But I know he doesn't.


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[Assistant] Yep, it gets nasty around here. Not even that nasty, just cold.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that last couple flights I were on, they wouldn't even sell booze on the flight. Wow.


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[Assistant] That's what surprised me, I went on a Disney cruise a while back and the entire back of the ship is adults only.


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[Assistant] Falcor. Oh, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah, yeaah. Okay, Falcor. From the never ending story.


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[Assistant] Oh, and it's chasing the kids at the end? Little red rocket?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they'll try to. That's why usually people don't buy it, so you can get it. They ask for it.


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[Assistant] Okay. Apparently the airlines are making a killing off of that side of the business, too. Yeah, for sure. They push it so much. Well, exactly, and they've also, like, uh, they don't make, um, I don't think they make a profit anywhere else. They've structured the business of the airline to really only make money with this credit card shit. Wow.


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[Assistant] Watching the old ones, uh, there were a good two, at least two episodes, maybe three, that I was like, I don't remember recording that at all.


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[Assistant] I like that. That's a good idea. I wish we had a, we should talk to someone over at Activision.


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[Assistant] Just strumming guitars, right? It's kinda like that uh, the easter egg that we did for Hardline, where we were like, we'd come up on the speakers, didn't we? Weren't we calling out like, campers and shit? Wasn't it? Oh yeaah. Something that they had us record? Remember?


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[Assistant] Looks like we got a camper up there. Everybody's looking at you now, bitch. But a mariachi band would have the same effect, I'd imagine. That'd be wonderful.


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[Assistant] First time he chased me, I don't know what the reason was. I didn't do anything with Cole or anything like that. He was chasing me. I was like, shit, it's a solo match. Turned around, unloaded a full magazine into him, and then shot an RPG at him, but he was really close to me and it killed me as well. So.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's weird. That's that weird transition where they do want everyone because no one can buy a fucking, a new console.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I wish that was the more common way to play it. It was just an option to play the big, big, big if you wanted it.


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[Assistant] It kind of makes you care less, you know, when you can't get to another objective quick. I mean, I know there's the vehicles and stuff, but it just doesn't, it doesn't have that same, I don't know.


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[Assistant] New Year's resolution, I'm not gonna be so sloppy. Well, if it makes you feel any better, whenever I jump into Warzone, and I know Thicke's like playing with Aztec and whoever, uhm, usually, just coincidentally, Thicke always is like, I'm out.


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[Assistant] When I look at Australia, people there do Christmas in July. And Russia celebrates Christmas, uh, New Years because they say Santa's busy on Christmas. There you go. So that's already working.


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[Assistant] You can buy Christmas gifts in July if you want, you know.


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[Assistant] Good for you. I got a PS7. I got a bunker with gifts. It reminds me of like, I brought this up before, but my neighbor's parents used to buy, like the, back when we had the Atari 26, that's all we had before Nintendo, they'd buy the games in bulk, like they'd just buy a bunch of games and


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[Assistant] I get, that's how they, it was something like that, or yeaah, they'd pull out the box.


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[Assistant] I have never buttoned a woman's shirt up. How did that ever, what a weird idea. And to stick to it, it seems like a prank on society.


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[Assistant] Why are buttons on the opposite side for females? Perfect.


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[Assistant] You notice in a heartbeat, can you picture grabbing the button with your left hand? Like, just picture it.


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[Assistant] You know what I'm excited about? Christmas? I, um, I sent Daniel how it should have ended, a Christmas gift. He and his family. Yea. Really? Yea. Guess what I sent him? What? An air fryer.


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[Assistant] Here's, here's what I thought about doing. I thought about, like, uhm, for, cause... I'll tell you what I did. It's, uhm...


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[Assistant] That Tillamook ice cream I was talking about? I brought it up on a couple screams. Air fried ice creams? Like, no. You're just making soup. It's just like the best ice cream in there. Caramel toffee crunch is like...


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[Assistant] Uh, open them up half and then I put like honey and cinnamon and brown sugar on them and put those in the air fryer.


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[Assistant] And I like kind of crisped them up, made them a little chewy, and I put a dollop of that ice cream on top.


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[Assistant] And uhm, I served at a little party on Friday night and, people, everyone was happy.


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[Assistant] Very happy. Oh yeaah, for sure. But it was, uh, I thought about making those on a stream. Just these little dessert things.


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[Assistant] They're a little loud. It's like a white noise machine as well. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. And the smell that comes from them, it's not like a bad smell, but it's different.


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[Assistant] Yep. Like, burning electronics? Puppy's breath? Yeah, burning electronics. I can't. No, it's not puppy's breath. Mm-mm. You'd think it would be.


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[Assistant] Nope, can't explain it. But anyway, I'm done with air fryers for the day, guys. Alright, well that's nice. Air fryer minute. If you were ever on Twitter, you could be sharing air frying recipes daily. It makes you think outside the box that you can do it. I'm done.


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[Assistant] I feel like the biggest game changer with microwaves were, uh, was popcorn.


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[Assistant] I was watching, uhm, Die Hard last night. When, uhm, John McClane first gets to Nakatomi Plaza. And he goes up to the desk.


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[Assistant] And there's like this screen, you know, to type in your name. Yeah. And that's like, they make some comment, like new toys kind of a thing.


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[Assistant] We should have, you know those blankets we got as gifts? I mean, I still have mine, which is great. That's something we should have. I like it, yeaah. Like a nice comfy blanket man, who doesn't love that?


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[Assistant] Tradition wise, you know about uhm, in Germany, that uh, when they, when kids go to school, tradition is that they bring a school cone?


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[Assistant] School supplies, candy toys, and apparently it's like a really, really big deal in Germany. It has been for quite some time. I never heard of these cones.


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[Assistant] Mhm. Well, I do my best. Yeah. My podcast. Yeah.


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[Assistant] This, oh, they just did the, uh, I listened to it last year, I think, but the, um, you know, that Stuff You Should Know podcast, the full hour one about the Star Wars holiday special. Oh god.


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[Assistant] Right after Star Wars. Okay. So it was right off of the, the success of that. And it was all done by, like George Lucas had very little to do with it. And it was, they brought in all these, like, people that worked in the variety show.


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[Assistant] They all have little bells instead of tassels.


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[Assistant] So you're hiding, you get a head start, we could die as many times, you can't


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[Assistant] I don't know why you would give yourself the whole like dying thing, cause whenever you do a manhunt, the person who's being hunted never really has a chance to die during the hunt, do they? Except for by the hands of the people who are trying to kill them. If we're in Ark.


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[Assistant] So, so what if we pick one section of the, I guess what's the original? The island? Yes. So we pick just one area there. We haven't been there since forever.


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[Assistant] Exactly. This is the area that you're in, and it's a good reason to go back to that map, cause everyone's been saying, eh, not everyone, but many. I'd be down with that. What are you smiling at, Smiley?


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[Assistant] Or is there anything that kinda pops to mind that you, or at least maybe, maybe you need. Any survival game, I guess, I mean, uh. But one that we can go, oh wow, that's something that we're not sick of, that we can realistically do kinda soon. Instead of Ark, which, Apsro, and many of us are like, ehh, we still need more of a brain.


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[Assistant] That doesn't seem like the right answer though. I'm sorry, but it seems like maybe they're just doing it for selfish reasons, like why they're gonna make you click on it to realize it's bullshit and you're still getting a click.


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[Assistant] I mean, if people don't like it, they don't like it. And then that's when you disable the comments. If you don't want to read the comments, you don't...


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[Assistant] It was really funny. They're made in the style of like when Mickey kind of first came out in the thirties.


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[Assistant] Sort of watching back in the day, uh, Spongebob when we were living with each other. I love it. I've never seen that show.


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[Assistant] I'm almost finished with Judd Apatow's class on comedy. One of the things I love best about it is how broad it is. He teaches about writing and performing standup, how to structure a film, how pitching an idea works, and a lot of in-between. I love it.


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[Assistant] And it was easy for me to jump into Judd's class. Zero intimidation. Because I didn't have to sit down and consume a full class from start to finish.


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[Assistant] There's like an, there's entire like huge multi-billion dollar fucking probably brands that make so much money on just pants that people sleep in. You guys are thinking that this is strange. Do you wear the big pointy hat with the bow to bed?


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[Assistant] Okay. Pajamas. Absolutely. No. I don't wear, I like to wear shirt masks. You wear a mask? No. I actually, no I actually do wear a mask.


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[Assistant] But I-I'm shirtless with either shorts or long jam pants.


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[Assistant] I got it like six years ago. You know, Dora.


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[Assistant] You'll watch the prices drop. Last year I was looking at getting a new circular saw and when I get tools, I will hunt for the best price.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and sometimes you kind of launch up and then go and, yeah, like I, that's a regular thing for me. Dreams are weird. I love them.


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[Assistant] Just figure out how to translate brainwaves to pixels. But how do you know we're not in a dream now? So that when we go, every time we go to bed, we're actually waking up in a different reality. I'm going with that.


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[Assistant] That's kind of like, and that to me makes a lot of sense. Cause you know what? I remember maybe 3% of like my dreams and that's like, and when I remember it, I'm only remembering just little chunks, which are always just fucking


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[Assistant] Not always, like 90% of the time of that, they're just cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs makes no fucking sense. Where you, Lucid Dream, which is so great.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna drag shit out, and I get it, I mean, I'm fanta- unbelievable what he does, but you don't want him in that genre.


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[Assistant] So you saw Avatar again, so that makes me want to watch it again, because I remember being really impressed. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. No, you didn't. In the theater? Yea, watch it. Yea, I saw it in the theater, it was great.


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[Assistant] Like come on. Dances with wolves was drug out.


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[Assistant] Way too long. Way too long, and I, and I was engaged the whole way with this other one, so.


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[Assistant] And a lot, and there were probably, I mean, who knows, there might have been like one out of five people might not have liked the experience. I know that I knew.


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[Assistant] Right. And pay more for it. Yep. Which is another reason why you're like, oh this is already expensive night out, maybe I got five tickets and the family's doing this, I'll pay three dollars less a ticket. Cause some of, half the people want to complain about it, be like, I was just gonna go with what.


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[Assistant] You know, that's why I stopped doing it. There was always one kid that didn't like it. So I was like, alright, nah, we're not doing it. It was the fat kid, wasn't it? It was always the fat kid.


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[Assistant] That kid with the fat boxer with a shirt on of his dog sleeps in his pants. I think of a boxer. Is the boxer the one that's generally heavier? I'm thinking of this. What are you talking about?


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[Assistant] Yeah, so for next time, so there's a lot to look forward to. Yeah?


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[Assistant] Man, I should contact Johnny7Days. I know, I used to know Johnny7Days.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and now going back to... Drone.


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[Assistant] Well, we did, we did kind of opposite of that. We, we took the cheer song and then you did it all.


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[Assistant] It's crazy because there are a lot of, there are a lot of other creators out there who have mods where you can get into any car and drive it and all sorts of crazy shit that would make the game even better for us.


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[Assistant] But wasn't that because of the build change? It might have been, I don't remember.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you can adjust certain things within that random gen, like if you want a certain amount of biomes or a certain amount of whatever, which is great.


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[Assistant] I was just playing that Night of the Dead. We did a video on that recently. And that was a fun game. I enjoyed it. And that was stuff that was already in there. Like I was


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[Assistant] But there's, yeaah, there's good and bad to both of them.


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[Assistant] They don't stop chasing you. Yeah. You have to kill them all.


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[Assistant] I don't know. Alright. But that, again, that game's still...


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[Assistant] What do you mean, come on? Come on, why? Does that fit the immersion of the zombie world? Isn't it just fun to have a lightsaber though? I mean, it is. I don't understand it. Sure. You don't understand? You just want to chop zombies with a lightsaber.


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[Assistant] Now for me, I like it. I hated the wolves the most.


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[Assistant] I thought that was next week that we were doing that.


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[Assistant] Alexa Play Food Fighters made it into a Duty Calls episode, animated Call of Duty series. It did! That's right. And that's going back to also Beach Burger. Yeah, okay. That's right! So with that, with that Food Fighters song,


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[Assistant] He rolled a strike and he's like, ah, who do you think you are? I am. That was his victory cry. And it's like, what?


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[Assistant] So I took that and I looped those lyrics over some music. So in that episode of Duty Calls, Simon says, Alexa, play Foo Fighters. He's on open mic and it's


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[Assistant] No, no, don't get us sued. But, uh, but yeah, that made it into the episode of the open mic episode of duty calls.


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[Assistant] That's hilarious. That's one of my favorites.


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[Assistant] Should we call Ada and see if she wants to, after Stranded Deep, take on some GTAs? Yeah, maybe.


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[Assistant] My, uh, my comforter on my bed. Uggs.


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[Assistant] And did not, so yeaah. I've got workout gear on, I've got the leggings, the shorts, because it was cold, and what I like to do at the gym first is I run around the building.


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[Assistant] You also have that sign out front that says, get out of here kids.


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[Assistant] So one of the first times that I hung out with you guys was at, um,


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[Assistant] But it was like, Jason Sudeikis was there, Lake Bell, and all those people from that


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[Assistant] No, it's not, because uhm. Is this when she was sticking her butt in a window or something? She had her butt cheeks pressed against the glass window and, uh, Lake Bell, she goes, is that your daughter? And I turned and I just see her butt cheeks on the window and I'm like, yeah, that's her.


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[Assistant] Cause my youngest was born in 2010.


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[Assistant] One are saying it's boring. So for those of you who don't know, Aztec is our Aussie friend. Niamh, we've been talking about Australia. We need to make it happen. We need to go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, show for all, all of them. I would love to go there.


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[Assistant] But you're like, tis the season, I'm going to make some


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[Assistant] Yes. Kids, it's Christmas and we're going to dress up as cowboys and have Asian food. I love it.


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[Assistant] Uh, murder mystery flights. Oh yeah, that is.


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[Assistant] I feel like, I feel like a lot of times you see goofy motherfuckers and it's like, they have a fu- they've got a name that matches them and it's like,


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[Assistant] A crazy, crazy idea because you're like, Hey, it's the holidays. Cowboys. Yeah. Cowboys and Vietnamese.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll get you one. Serves him right to move to Ohio though. Shit hole. Just kidding.


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[Assistant] Surprise! Hey, what? Coming next week. Tell us about it, Absro. You're the one who's been like, messing with me.


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[Assistant] You can craft a pot lid eventually and just put it on top. Of the volcano. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And focus on that. How much, uh, how many hours you think you got in it so far? I don't know, let's see, I've probably played maybe six? Yeah, that's a good, you get a good feel of it.


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[Assistant] How about the scale? You say there's the one volcano, but what's the scale of the, how big is it?


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[Assistant] Well, cool. I, as far as the other cinematic, might as well bring it up. Like, I know we've talked about it, but I'm waiting for Alpha 20 for, uh, Seven Days to Die. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'd like to jump back on some Seven Days, and I truly want to do it like we've talked about. Alone style. If you've never seen the show Alone on History Channel, I want to do this new season of Seven Days Alone style.


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[Assistant] Do I have a junk turret in this one? No, it's in the, in the mo- uuuh.


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[Assistant] What makes it exempt? Like I'll take this to another level. I still have to pay for an inspection, and I don't have emissions.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yes it is. Doesn't have to do inspections. Are you, you're back on the road, didn't you just have to fix it again?


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[Assistant] And they also think that car's got maybe a week left.


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[Assistant] And they're all short with wooden teeth. I'm so super curious.


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[Assistant] The new F-150, the all-electric one. Lightning drops.


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[Assistant] Like crazy expensive, like you would think maybe. And like that's their flagship, you know what I mean? Like that's like the best selling vehicle in the states for sure. It has been for like 30 years, the F-150, something like that.


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[Assistant] Anyone who was, uh, reluctant on electric, for just obvious reasons. Now you got the F-150, this big boy, this beast. That'll power your house for three days. That'll power your house, all this shit.


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[Assistant] There's like six outlets on the damn thing on the outside. I know.


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[Assistant] We're gonna need so many more chargers out there. A lot of people are gonna charge at home, obviously, especially if they're getting a truck like that. They probably live in a-


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[Assistant] And, uh, when we, uhm, took the horse, went horseback downtown bar hopping? No. I did that twice.


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[Assistant] I feel like most, I think the, uh, the gimmick of it all are like just the, you know. Hey look, I'm all for it. I'm just saying. Cause the horse knows you're drunk. You know what I mean? And it's safer than, it's like having autopilot. Once you start kicking the horse.


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[Assistant] It was one of the most fun experiences, like both those times, but like, uh, copper penny, which was, what was that called before? A shankey. Um, come pulling up five of us on horseback, tying them up out front, going in for a couple of beverages.


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[Assistant] Like, uh, not Six Flags as in Valley Fair, our version of Six Flags in Minnesota.


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[Assistant] They had the antique cars. You get in an old poppin', you know, when they pop and all that shit and you drive it and it's on.


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[Assistant] I mean, it looks like an antique car, but you can't go off. That's what it'll be in the future if you want to drive a real car. You gotta drive this fucking thing on a rail system.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was like Model T's. No, mm-mm. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] Did you have one of those, uh, the wooden little knobs on the wheel? Nope. Those are fun. Ever used one of those? Wooden knob? Yea. It's like that, it spins so you can just spin the wheel. Yea, I know what you're talking about.


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[Assistant] I always enjoyed it, uhm, like when I drive home in the Marine Corps, uhm, and had a stick, uh, it keeps you aware and connected, like, to your, you know what I mean? You get, you know what I'm saying? Like, you have to always be doing the thing. Yea, because you're always doing something with the car.


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[Assistant] I bet if you grew up around a blue one, you'd know. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe you'd just take it for granted and they're all the same.


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[Assistant] It just sounded so cool man. You know that was like tow truck drivers. Or wreckers. I'm gonna take my wrecker, I'll be right there.


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[Assistant] It's similar to the duck, duck, gray duck thing that I grew up doing. And I know I've talked about it many times, but out in Southport, I saw like, uh, Southport's a quaint little town about a half hour away. Coastal community.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, went out there for a little day trip for lunch this last weekend.


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[Assistant] And uhm, there's a store called Duck Duck Goose, and I'm just, I can't help it, I shake my head. I know it's like, the norm.


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[Assistant] But, you know, when you find out the reason that I grew up in this little area that was Duck Duck Grey Duck, it's like a translation thing. From the original game, like that word, apparently.


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[Assistant] Translates more to a grey duck than goose. So get your shit together, goose people. Just get it together. That's all I'm asking.


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[Assistant] I understand bringing it down to one syllable on the translation. The goose. But there's a word apparently in the original that, uh, says gray in it, like the color, but we lost that with the goose. I'm starting to think.


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[Assistant] That's nice. Man, there was an antique store walking around a couple antique stores and there was a lady that just did not want us in there.


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[Assistant] The one across the street, the tiny one sucks ass. The one across, the big one. Oh, the big one there is pretty great. The couple story one that goes way back.


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[Assistant] Yes. Alright, I'm gonna check this out. Big and full of a bunch of interesting stuff that shouldn't be there too, that you're like, well that's just from a yard sale last week.


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[Assistant] What did you almost buy? An old golf club. It just was so cool looking. I don't know why. Uhm, but anyway, I went across the street to the shittier one. I forget what it was called.


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[Assistant] And we were just walking about and in so much less stuff and it's like almost as if they spread shit out further from each other to fill in space. Do you know what I mean? Like to fill out space. Like, um, and this lady.


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[Assistant] You can just, like, you saw her when you walked in, she just looked mean. She was old, she was probably 70s. And uhm, I remember asking because I've got a friend that's got a flower shop out there. And I didn't know where it was. I asked her, I was like, so are you a local, man? She's like, no.


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[Assistant] I'm like, oh, okay. I was just curious if you knew where someone wore you from. So I was just trying to be nice. She's like, Raleigh.


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[Assistant] I ain't a local though. I'm like, god damn, what is wrong with you? But basically, she was just a combative old hag. Didn't fucking want to- He said she worked?


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[Assistant] What? She's like, yeaah, you can't be a local.


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[Assistant] Okay. I've got a fun little other story. Abster was with me. I mean, it's just something to bring up because it was, it's an interesting kind of small conversation. See what you guys think. Okay. We were at a fundraiser on Sunday night. Yep. A few of us were there as Techie was even there.


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[Assistant] So there was one for the Dixie Grill, which is a great like breakfast lunch place downtown that's been there forever. Uhm, guess what it was for? It was for breakfast free for life. For life.


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[Assistant] Holy shit. And the couple of bids that were on it were, it was like, when I got there, it was like a couple hundred bucks, maybe 225 or something like that. I was like,


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[Assistant] They might close at two or three. So I could make it there. I would. And I do love their breakfast. They've got some good food there. Anyway, uhm, I wrote down a thousand.


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[Assistant] I was like, and this is, at the end of the day, this is going toward the fundraiser. It's toward Keegan. Of course. So it's like, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember that. There's always a dark side to the gift. And I didn't, I'm not a part of that dark side. He got it. You dodged a bullet. I did. You may have. But it would have been kinda neat to like, I get free breakfast there forever. They'd get sick of seeing you coming.


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[Assistant] Doug was there. Our, the PLGX King. Was even there. Yeaah. Oh, he met us out at the movie.


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[Assistant] Joe Delisandro, I think, puts these together. He's a camera guy, a great guy.


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[Assistant] So one of the other films that they're doing, I guess, uh, and some of us know Will Purcell, right?