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[Assistant] Not my favorite. So how, uh, cause the long dark permadeath between you two just came out and I was sifting through the comments a little bit and somebody was like, oh, I can't believe Dave's is playing this cause it's so cold.


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[Assistant] And I didn't realize I'm like, you know what, this is by far the, normally obviously you don't like cold. This is like the coldest thing that you've ever, and you just got thrust into it.


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[Assistant] Like you'll kill something, you'll do something where you'll have the resources you need that might last you another two days.


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[Assistant] Cause yea, you'll have those moments where you're like, I can take a breath and think about what I have to do.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's probably any, any survival game, and in green hell, cause I played that a while ago, uhm, with friends at home, and eventually we did get to a point where our base was solid enough, and we found enough food, it's like, okay, we're com- it's, I'm more confident now.


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[Assistant] Exactly. And were you playing on the hardest difficulty? No, I think it was just the normal. Right, yeah, I wish we were. I get- No, I love that we're on the hardest. I get that it's good for that reason too, but, uh, hm.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's, it's chewing us up and spitting us out a little bit. And that comes out, when does this podcast come out? That'll come out like a week after this. Okay, gotcha. So a week from the release date of this will be the first episode. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We do. We're replacing them. Uh, green hell. Just when I'm like, oh, I'm feeling good.


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[Assistant] We've only played it a few times, but you know, I think that, and then it just goes to shit.


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[Assistant] I'm glad you worked that out. It is great. Yea, you go two weeks without playing a game. And especially cause we jumped in after playing another survival game, I think maybe The Long Dark. So, like, gah.


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[Assistant] Didn't practice, just jumped in and was like, I forgot everything. Cause I was, and my brain is still wired for the control mechanism in another game. Like, oh fuck, what do I do here? And then yeah, when you're playing on the hardest difficulty, it's just, eh, it's a little more difficult.


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[Assistant] Oh, that was, uhm, uh, Long Dark came out today. They were recording this podcast. And, uh, a lot of the comments mention they have a multiplayer mod. So I pulled up a video on YouTube and was looking at it. I thought it was like, oh, okay, two, you and a buddy can play the Long Dark together. I was like, no, it's a full-on four-player multiplayer mod.


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[Assistant] Right? Sometimes, yeah. So there were heads on these characters. Maybe that's something we look into in the future. Okay. So we'll see. Looks brutal. Oh it is. What's more difficult? Green hell.


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[Assistant] I find them equal in terms of that. I would say being by yourself would be a lot harder, but at least I get to play with you guys. Yeah. So if we do that, at least Neebs and I will be somewhat proficient at it and then we can bring you guys in and kind of the same thing I'm doing now with Neebs is like I'm coaching him.


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[Assistant] No, I mean, you know, you can all be together.


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[Assistant] That's how I'm doing it with Neebs. That's what I'm saying. This multiplayer mod, we could all be together. I got you, I saw that. Which makes it like, they would have had to double the amount of food and resources. Right. You would hope. Cause if it were just for the amount of resources. That ain't gonna work.


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[Assistant] Why do they hurt you? I don't know, that's kind of dumb, I wish they didn't. Well, here's how I would explain it. If you're going crazy,


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[Assistant] Every week let's raise it. That's the only way, well whatever, from what I understand, that's the only way they're gonna be able to correct it.


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[Assistant] The inflation. Well yeaah, that's the thing, that's, well the narrative is yeaah, they're trying to control inflation. Yeaah, well.


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[Assistant] It is. I don't understand. Certain brands do it. It's not all the brands. There's still a lot of brands that don't do this, Neebs. But if it's a bag and you can just flip it over, now that's- Now that's the top of your bag, so don't be an idiot with gravity. Right.


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[Assistant] No. It is a first world problem, isn't it? It is. Damnit, my chip bags didn't open right. Did you imagine? Unbelievable.


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[Assistant] Call your senator. I love watching videos of those birds going to stores and steal bags. Fuck yeah. Yeaah. We'll just land and walk in. Walk out with a chip bag. They've figured it out.


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[Assistant] They left a bag of something out. Oh, yes, yes, yes. It was, uh, I think it was pork rinds and I think, yeah, some crows or, uh, grackles got into it or something. Ate all our damn pork rinds.


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[Assistant] I learned something kind of gross about birds I didn't know, uh, you know, a baby bird when it poops, it doesn't poop in the nest. It leaves like, it's like a little bag comes out of its butt that mom can just grab and then take away.


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[Assistant] It probably has side effects. I didn't know that, I thought that was interesting. Boids. Boids. Boids. Boids bags.


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[Assistant] I guess so, yeah. Once they start flying. I mean, I get an evolutionary advantage to not shit in the nest. Oh, that's great, because of all the, you know, disease.


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[Assistant] God, all these flavors. Nah, chip adds a good crunch to a sandwich. It's unnecessary, but it adds a good crunch.


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[Assistant] I don't know, just like a sour cream and onion, I prefer them to be ridges. I mean usually


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[Assistant] There's some Texas Pete. I didn't know. I got a little bit of that, uh, not too long ago. Anthony came over to my house and he brought these nice little, uh, peppers with cheese in them. They were jalapeno peppers and he did not tell me. And you enjoyed them? And I did, uh, for about one second until I realized, oh shit, this is a very hot pepper.


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[Assistant] And his trailer, he's just molding it into this weird curved thing.


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[Assistant] Right, but that I didn't really build, I just replaced blocks. I would like to do something, I mean, so that doesn't take much creativity.


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[Assistant] There's ramp, but we've done that before, you know? Yeah, no, uh, well, how far away are we? Like, cause I'm doing the next horde base, but I'm not really, but that- Right, we're probably a couple weeks out. So that knowledge that I'm gaining is making me go like, all right, I'm looking forward to now making a horde base. Okay. It's absolutely in the same vein, but it makes me go, okay, yeah, I could, I could do this. So we'll see.


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[Assistant] We got Jack so hard because this is the reason why we lost that episode!


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[Assistant] Sunday was supposed to be the week before. Yes.


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[Assistant] Okay, but we could also like sit here and duct tape him to a chair and make him listen to it for the first time with us.


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[Assistant] I'm teasing, I love him to death. Um, but then, uh, Simon, you weren't here Tuesday. On Tuesday I wasn't here. I went to Great Wolf Law. Oh man. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] I know that everyone was working on stuff that they needed to work on towards town. It's not like we're out lollygagging. Right? But, uh, except for me, I was lollygagging.


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[Assistant] But uh, but Nieves would have probably been like, no man, you gotta get ahead. He just wants to get out of the house. Right. He does. You know that? Yes, I do. But that's, that's okay. No, which we, I mean we were ahead.


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[Assistant] This podcast always comes out on Thursdays, and if you happen to catch it on the day it came out tonight, even though it's not the same night, we stream, we stream every Thursday night, so we're gonna be doing that tonight.


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[Assistant] He looks like a vulture. He does. He does. He's got a neib's nose. He looks like a vulture.


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[Assistant] I dunno, he's like, I never see him smile, I don't think I've ever once seen the man smile, and he's got this long, like, crooked nose.


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[Assistant] Not a vulture. Not an acrobat. He's not gonna try to stick his finger in your asshole.


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[Assistant] I bet you it is. That came from a fucking dollar store. I wanna cut somebody's throat. Yeah, just go to the dollar store and buy putty. It's called Farah Putty.


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[Assistant] And me on these believes that comfort is about more than what's touching your skin. It's about feeling comfortable in your skin and comfort starts with finding the perfect fit and size for you.


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[Assistant] What was that altercation? You played 10 minutes of this game from earlier on. Well no, but this is a different game. I was segwagon. That's why I got confused.


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[Assistant] I think Aperture, yea, Aperture Science originated in Portal. Yea. Like they were the company that created the Portal gun, and you follow that, Valvlore, whatever. Sure.


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[Assistant] Gotcha, it's one of those. Yeah. Yeah, it's not, yeah, it's a great experience, but not worthy of, like, we need to put this on YouTube.


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[Assistant] So, uh, I feel like he would be the one to quickly stomp on it and say no. Oh yeah. And he'd probably be right, like this isn't gonna get a lot of views, so why fucking bother? You know why? Because I think that if, even if it was just Dora, Like, did it on your own, but hear me out first. Yeah. Okay.


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[Assistant] You started off with saying, Hey man, I love this game. You're going to see me experience this game and I'm going to shut the fuck up until it's over. So meaning, but because a lot of people would probably like to.


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[Assistant] You said J.K. Simmons, he was a big part of Portal 2.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and if I'm not mistaken, that demo came out, uhm, with the Steam Deck. Because one of the Steam Decks out now, and that's Valve's portable gaming device. It's supposed to compete with the Switch.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so basically you can take your Steam library on the road. So all those games you got on Steam, you can fire this thing up and just play anywhere.


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[Assistant] I still think that, like, I would enjoy, even if you weren't talking over any of their stuff, there'd be breaks in between, or even if you're like, oh my god, that was so fucking great, I loved it, okay, and then you started playing and did whatever. Like, I would enjoy,


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[Assistant] I'm still not giving this up. I want to enjoy watching your experience. And I think that most of our audience, most of our hardcore audience would really love to see your experience. That's true, maybe. But anyway.


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[Assistant] I don't think people realize how much of that Sea of Thieves dialogue we cut out.


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[Assistant] So what's already left in there is, is the stuff Anthony's gone. This is the only usable part. This just gets to the story. When you're actually playing the game and these characters are talking for two and a half minutes straight, you're just like, Oh my God. So my frustration isn't because like,


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[Assistant] I'm just hearing dialogue. My frustration is because it's gone on too long, but you don't see that in the cut.


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[Assistant] That's just how we're gonna be.


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[Assistant] Like, I-I like brevity in my games. Unless you're like an Uncharted.


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[Assistant] Like there are games that can get away with, alright, this is gonna be a long cutscene because this is what this game is. Right. You're Metal Gears, you're Uncharted, it's like man, we're telling a story and you get to play little bits of it. GTA. But something like in a multiplayer setting, I always...


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[Assistant] I'm going to lean on the side of brevity. Like, all right, make the dialogue as short as you possibly can because you're playing with a group of four or three people. You're chatting with each other. Nobody wants to sit still and listen to someone prattle on and on about what's going on in the world.


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[Assistant] You can do it a little, you know, if, if you want to show world events, show it in the world. It was one of those, show me, don't tell me. I've been playing Elden Ring recently.


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[Assistant] It's beautiful because, like, the dialogue is very brief. You'll get to a character, he'll say a couple lines of dialogue, and then like, go on, move on. Done. It's wonderful. It's not like this big, like,


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[Assistant] They'd have to do it for a short while though. And GTA is amazing as they are. They go on way too fucking long. And it's because they're also making, just like Battlefield, like look at the fucking stories that used to be in there. You go, the people who are writing this, they're the only ones that really give a shit. And then the people around them are like, yeah, that's a really good story. And yeah, of course nobody gives a shit about it.


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[Assistant] In a multiplayer game and it doesn't like stop you and throw out all this dialogue. A lot of it's just done through environment. You might hear a recording or something here and there, but it's, it's usually just, yeah, it's done so well.


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[Assistant] But that's why I get frustrated at games that just like, yeah, Sea of Thieves where you have to stop and watch a character talk for two minutes. Man, right? This doesn't feel right. This is supposed to be a game.


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[Assistant] I guess, you know what it is? It seems like that kind of thing. I mean, I look at my youngin, and I guess it's for them.


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[Assistant] If you really think about it, like Sea of Thieves, those story things, I guess, are, are for more like the little kids. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. And they probably, cause I know that my kid would enjoy that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Okay, cool. And we're those tainted fuckin' old ass fuckin' people who just wanna get on with the fuckin' gameplay. So... Yea, yea. No, you make a point. We gotta make a point. Yea. We are adults playing games meant for kids. We are. Yea, we are.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean like there's a lot of stuff I stomach and then I end up then finding a good appreciation for the stuff that's in children's programming.


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[Assistant] It was fun. Fucking, uh, the, have you, so you've been?


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[Assistant] And they have six of those slides that you go down where you're on a rubber mat. And then you've got like two slides that you could ride on a single or a double tube. And then you've got like, there was one called the tornado. Did you go on the tornado? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's a pretty, uh, bad-ass room where it like, dumps you into this big fucking cyclone-type thing. I'm looking at, like, uh, for our audience, just to kind of picture this place, I'm looking at an exterior shot, and it looks like a mountain lodge, with like, hotel beside it, and it all looks, you know, like it's a log cabin, with water slides popping out of it.


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[Assistant] Oh man, there was a, the fucking lines were, were slow as shit, it was busy, I get it, whatever, and they were probably short staffed, but like, uh, the, the one tornado one or whatever, that was one of the, the, I guess, the biggest, baddest, or, you know, the most exciting, you know, one to go on, so people would kinda go up that thing all day, and uh, so I went on it like,


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[Assistant] But it's still a good time, you know, it was, it was fun. They should.


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[Assistant] I say yes. That's why I vote. I'll be fine.


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[Assistant] You want a hot dog sandwich? Same fucking thing. But guess what? You know why? Cause you're getting a sandwich. It's a bologna sandwich.


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[Assistant] Okay, it's by the way a Frankfurter originally, and originally when Frankfurters came out, you know what they were called? Motherfucker. Frankfurter sandwiches. They weren't called anything. Yes, they were called Frankfurters, and by the way, this is it. I wrote a hot dog song, and it's coming out real soon. Give me another name for football.


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[Assistant] Nah, those guys are, uh, those guys are great. Still going though, I can't believe that show is still going. It's awesome. Yeah. It's like, oh man, alright, good for them. We need something like that. We need a gig like that. I know. We need a Danny DeVito. Am I your Danny DeVito? No. Maybe we get Danny DeVito. You're broke Danny DeVito. Like just the old guy. Cause we need an old guy.


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[Assistant] Free coach K. He's not busy anymore. He's hilarious.


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[Assistant] Wrestling is such a wild career choice. Yeaah. For anyone to, I mean, you know, bless the people that want to do that, but wow.


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[Assistant] Starting just throwing yourself off your roof onto a mattress and then like now you're in this, you know, big theater and you're putting on a show every night for people. I mean, it's crazy. I, uh, we talked about it probably years ago, but uh,


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[Assistant] I was with you at the high school.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. And so we were filming this and we were like in the locker room for these people who do these, you know, I mean, you gotta start somewhere, right? All those people are starting these lower circuits. And, uh, and then they're all trading stories about like Iron Sheik, who used to hang out a lot in the area. And Russell, he was apparently, uh, just a sad story.


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[Assistant] I don't even, I don't even know where I was going with this. I just remember just seeing just all the, they're such interesting people. Yea, they are.


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[Assistant] That's not necessarily true. That's not true. Well, you know what? They can be overweight. And still work. And still be in pretty good shape considering what they can do. Cause it's insane with jumping and the flipping and all that. You probably-


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[Assistant] But you can be out of shape and be theatrical and still get away with doing a wrestling gig.


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[Assistant] Uh, different subject just cause, uh, I'm 37 seasons late to the game, but uh, I started watching my first like bits of Survivor.


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[Assistant] Oh god. And whatcha watchin'? So this is whatcha watchin'. Have you guys ever watched Survivor before?


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[Assistant] I've seen an episode or two, but I've never like sat down and watched a whole season. I just can't, I can't give a shit.


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[Assistant] The editing style is what turns me off. Me too. Well, I found it extremely entertaining. And I am, I'm into this trash television, boys. I'm, I'm diving fucking out. Go for it, man. You get in. I probably watched like eight episodes in like a week. That's a lot for me.


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[Assistant] I like at least three of the housewives places.


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[Assistant] That's awesome, because I did read a paragraph about that, and I was fuckin' A! Smart!


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[Assistant] I like it. Which makes me think of something else that I read earlier and I'm happy to hear that because I want to see Batman because of that reason. Because I love fucking mystery bullshit. I love trying to figure that out. I'd go see any stupid ass fucking superhero movie. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If it had that going on. And there's a movie that just got nominated.


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[Assistant] I-I'm gonna say that's my biggest gripe in the film is Riddler felt too much like Joker. Okay. There was that, you know, just shaky cam footage and he- Aaaaah. Oh god, okay.


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[Assistant] But yes, other than that, he was. Okay, so, shit. Oh, there was another movie coming out.


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[Assistant] You, you, go, go amongst yourselves.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's got, uh, actors in it. Murder mystery. There are actors in it. There you go. Bradley Cooper? Yeah. So I was gonna ask, I was gonna ask if anyone, cause I was like, Oh, that looks interesting. And then I saw it got nominated for best picture. I'm like, Oh, well now that looks really interesting to me because even though the Academy


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[Assistant] Go fuck itself is, I don't really know. But usually they have pretty good taste in things that are good.


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[Assistant] God, I hate you so much. I love you all.


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[Assistant] Maybe he saw that. Hmm. Which one is the one that, that you and Neebs obviously like more? You guys have- I mean, I haven't played Small Ants. I played Grounded a little bit. It was okay.


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[Assistant] I've always wanted a game to do that. I kind of want it. Yeah, I know like things like Stardew Valley and shit do it but never like None of the survival games we've ever played have tried to implement a seasonal


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[Assistant] You know, wherever you are, it doesn't matter. In the game, it's generally gonna be cold.


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[Assistant] You can only get this resource in the summer, you know. Uhm, yeaah, that's very, uh, the only other survival game I know that does it is, I think, Don't Starve. Did that? They have a seasonal cycle?


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[Assistant] And Don't Starve is- It's like two-dimensional, yea, it's not like a big 3D world. People still want us to play it, even though I know it looks completely different. I've looked at it enough. I tried to play it with friends and I found it so fucking brutal.


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[Assistant] I mean, it's called Don't Starve, but it was just like, you couldn't think about anything else other than trying to figure out how to find shit to eat.


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[Assistant] I hope it plays as good as it looks. It's always the fear. It's like, okay, it looks good, but I mean, what's the, you know, how does it actually fucking play? But it's also very different looking, such a cool, different style.


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[Assistant] Is Grounded more like a backyard, kinda like, makes you think of, uh, yeaah. You know, how do you shrunk the kids? Exactly. Yeah, yeah, Grounded's got that vibe. It's like set in the 80s. And Grounded is really cool. I love the building, the lighting in Grounded, um, but when I played it, I was like, okay, this is cool, but it needs more. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Which I know there's still, that's another way and they're still working on it. So that's a potential one in the future too. But yeah, small lands from what they're doing. It's gulp potential.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yes. Okay, well that I didn't know, I didn't know. I didn't know that either. I didn't know that for sure. I mean, how could he not? Well, he could be on a cruise somewhere and not paying attention to anything. And he left town and... Oh, I thought, I'm sorry, I thought Dora, you said you communicated with him. No, Niamh did.


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[Assistant] Oh! You know what, you brought up bracelets. I wanna bring up something my, um, um, friend I know told me. She has a crazy ex-boyfriend.


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[Assistant] And got a restraining order, blah, blah, blah, but I didn't realize now that if that happens to you, you can get an app and the.


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[Assistant] Judge can order your ex-boyfriend to wear a bracelet that if you come within a certain distance that app will go bling bling.


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[Assistant] Hello everyone, Simon here tasked to explain what the heck is going on in this podcast.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll tell you this, we were supposed to have a surprise in Ark released last week, but due to Neebs, yeah, I'll blame it on him, and his schedule change, he pushed the episode that was supposed to come out in Ark last week to tomorrow.


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[Assistant] Which is the day after the release of this podcast. Point being is we're talking about stuff you don't know anything about if you're listening to this on the day of release. It'll make sense the next day.


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[Assistant] But it's not the next day yet. So cats out of the bag.


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[Assistant] But I hope you enjoy and understand what the hell is going on. Happy Thanksgiving!


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[Assistant] I think that you guys should have one more. I do too. Yea, when thick comes back, maybe it will just be four.


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[Assistant] That's fine, but when, until Thicc comes back, get one more that just shuts up. You can even rotate them out, whatever, however easy it can be, whoever's available, just,


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[Assistant] That's it. So you could be maybe, uh, Anthony, you could be in charge of, you know, I don't know, any sort of communication and discord on the side, while recording, because


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[Assistant] I don't know what's wrong with it. I don't know why it's dying. So, so I heard, you see, I'm glad you said that too. Of course I forget everything, but you know, sometimes you guys chatter when you shouldn't and the door's open. Oops. And I think I heard like Ada say something about milk not having and I went, oh.


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[Assistant] Was there something just in the last recording?


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[Assistant] That came like when we landed in this particular place, I remember thinking to myself, oh that's nice, we can leave our dragons here, and nothing's gonna get to this area, it seems like it would be a place that-


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[Assistant] And that's where we were prepping to actually get in.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I want to see a new fighting system like obvious in the gameplay. Hopefully you can


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[Assistant] Yeaah. All the while. Uh huh. You said you did that and you recorded it cause it would be nice. Yea, on Twitch. On Twitch. Yea. On the stream.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what arc should look like. That's kind of a good, you know, title there. And then showing, you know, having a thumbnail of a dinosaur with one leg.


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[Assistant] I was impressed when I killed one. They were very skittish, right?


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[Assistant] Well the scale in that game, there are ladybugs and there are aphids. Those aphids must be fucking like tiny. They're tiny. They are. Super tiny.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're characters. They really did prank some people, right? Yeah, but this is the same kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, everyone's blowing up. Oh my god. The entire soundtrack could be with Artlist. And, uh, that's it. Let's make this movie. We're making the movie. And then we'll rent it for like six bucks.


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[Assistant] And what, and then have like the characters like with their, in discord like they have their own like little image and their name and you go.


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[Assistant] Going back to, I know it wouldn't be me, but, Absro, any games you're seeing or playing right now on the side that we're obviously not playing on the channel that you're having a lot of fun with? Oh, uh, God of War. Review God of War. Review so far.


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[Assistant] I've seen quite a few comments of people asking if we would do a playthrough just because we did one the first time.


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[Assistant] They have, uh, one particular song that I heard someone was making fun of it. Cause they had, they might have had a lot of hits, but they had some really fucked up, like weird shitty, like there was one song that was like the wind chimes. And it was just like the guy.


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[Assistant] The wind chimes, oh the wind ch- And then you hear the wind chimes going, like that was a fucking...


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[Assistant] That was the Beach Boys too. The whole song was like, really like, they were pretty drugged out. They did a lot of wacko music. Yea, sure they did. Did they do California Girls? Was that them?


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[Assistant] I, uh, I encourage people, cause I don't know, like I'm the old guy here thinking, you know, like, oh, it's different than when I was young. Cause I feel like a lot of kids are starting off with like really nice cars or like putting all their money into a car where I remember back when I was a kid.


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[Assistant] Use your phone. Yeah, or whatever it is, computer, it's easy and it's cheap to replace. Cause that's what you call, okay look, it's accessible here. You don't have to hire somebody, you just unplug that and plug this back in.


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[Assistant] I was, I was listening to a little bit of what it was, uh, Joe Rogan had somebody on. I don't know what the hell it was. I wasn't going to talk about this, but I'm just going to try to remember what I can.


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[Assistant] Was the guy, so there's two- There's two of them, yeaah. There's two gentlemen, so which one are you talking about? The one that didn't have a beard or the one that did?


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[Assistant] And the, uh, one of the other guy was talking about how- I think I know what you're talking about now. Yes. Cause we were always looking for, you know, to try to understand the technological stuff that they were doing through our eyes, but we have no fucking clue what kind of technology they had back when they were building the pyramids.


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[Assistant] So, and then this one guy is like, well I could talk about it now.


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[Assistant] These guys have been, they've been doing these tests for the last, let's just say seven years or eight years or something like that in the, uh, what did he say? The Maldives or some, some nation somewhere, wherever it is, right?


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[Assistant] And they've been doing tests on these, uh, things that related to.


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[Assistant] Some, uh, Nikola Tesla's, uh, patents that he had out or whatever it was. And also some of these, I guess, ancient traditions that apparently they've been able to somehow understand. So long story short, they're, they're doing experiments that are like taking super large stones and like using just vibrations. Cause apparently back in the day they had these like,


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[Assistant] People would like sing in these certain vibrations and they're saying that that's the shit that was moving these heavy stones. These vibrations that were created by these people with their voices.


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[Assistant] So now they're simulating these vibrations and then they're doing these tests and this guy's like, I've seen this fucking videos of this shit. I know it's coming in the next few months. It's all going to be put out there and outsourced all of this technology that's been suppressed since Tesla. Cause Tesla was like, you can energize everything with just the energy that's


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[Assistant] I guess the end goal is- It was more movable? Is, I guess, power through vibration and what you can do with that just unlocks a million different things. But that was just the principle on how they potentially move the stone.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but also point being is I think the larger point is


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[Assistant] We don't know what kind of technological advances that these civilizations have had, and it's pretty obvious. We have a good idea.


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[Assistant] Cause we always picture the huts. You said living in huts. Yea, that's too far. Well, I guess there's ways that you can scan now these days, it's very expensive, but you can scan what's, I guess, underneath the ground. They're finding these massive... Using sonograms, yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, the pyramids were well, well, well after that.


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[Assistant] Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah. It needs to be the gelatin one. Cause even the canned ones have the real cranberries in there in chunks and you go no, no, no, no, you need to make sure you're getting the ones that just, none of that real shit. Jelly, make it cold.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. And then that with like some mashed potatoes and then some always dark meat turkey with a little bit of gravy oil and one bite. Yum. Have you had?


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[Assistant] So just covered with top of gravy and that was your hollandaise was gravy?


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[Assistant] It, uh, yeaah, it does. And, you know, there was enough gameplay in there to make me go like, you could double stomp on somebody's head.


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[Assistant] I care. I am, I am drawn into like, just like you hate, like you, you on purpose watch bad movies. I'm surprised you don't get more enjoyment out of a shitty story in a game.


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[Assistant] And yeaah, and the kicks aren't just kicks, these seem to be like flying jump kicks to the head.


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[Assistant] We've, uh, I mean, I've literally been hearing about Dying Light 2 as a potential thing for us to play for well over a year, cause wasn't this expected to be out like, like a year ago? And then it got delayed and delayed and delayed.


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[Assistant] Well, I thought it was delayed several times, but, or we were just waiting for the release date to be, you know, cause we were hearing about it for a while. Cause you've been singing the praises of the first game for years.


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[Assistant] Maybe I talked about it before, it's a show, it's a show on Netflix, but it's fun that they had the power of suggestion. This is a funny, uh, magician that has his own show a few seasons. I recommend it. It's good to watch with your kids. Silly. But, uh, and even just, I get amused by it, but he was doing the whole suggestion thing. So he was sitting there and he's like trying to get these people.


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[Assistant] To give him the name of a celebrity and he's like, he could do any, any celebrity at all. And he, and these probably showed like half a dozen to maybe more people just all saying Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks. Oh, wow. That's great. And then they went back to all the things that he said in order to get them to say Tom Hanks, which was like working in.


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[Assistant] Half the movie titles he ever had in regular conversation.


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[Assistant] You know, so like he'd be talking about, you know, somehow he'd work in Castaway or, you know, Forest or any other, you know, movie, but he had all these examples. Yeah.


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[Assistant] But not really, better ones, but it was just fun to see how they all said that because he said like six different phrases. I feel like we're buddies.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Look at it. Anywho, so Dying Light 2, finally, and talk about like coming kind of soon. So it was delayed from December and now February. So that's real soon.


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[Assistant] So thinking about then zombies and too much zombies, I think two years ago we would have said, well, we can't have two zombie games at the same time, but then being so different. I mean, seven days, you could tell obviously is way different.


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[Assistant] Just cause it's a zombie game, it's not, it's a very different zombie game.


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[Assistant] It's not survival. It's not, it's not drink and eat either.


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[Assistant] Now, that's a fun shooter, there's a ton of action when it's happening, and it's, it's, you gotta really kinda fuck up to die.


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[Assistant] Okay, alright, so they're asking this question here. Going, like, when you played Dying Light, did you play that on difficult, easy or hard? And when you did, were you, you know, finding yourself getting your ass handed to you in the beginning? Like, well, how would you think we would do?


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[Assistant] I've recorded, I've recorded probably, but the thing is I died on day, night, night four, I think? When I played by myself.


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[Assistant] For sure. I wouldn't last seven days, but I would do it because it's fun. I didn't last seven days either. Well I've grown to really like the game like yourself too. Like at least this rejuvenation of the...


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[Assistant] Oh wow. And for me, it's a different level because I can survive on my own, at least for a day.


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[Assistant] Now, I think you said earlier, you're like, you wanted to, you know, that it'd be fun to record you playing by yourself in seven days and doing that. What I think it would be fun for myself, cause I think about recording stuff by myself sometimes. I know that's kind of tricky, but like playing


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[Assistant] Oh my god, I remember like yelling at you at some, like it was like four years ago, like you don't think they're going to come out with another one by 2020? You're insane.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they're much cheaper to develop.


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[Assistant] So, so this god of war that just got ported to PC was exclusive to


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[Assistant] Right? Or is it the same game he played? Yea, we did a playthrough. See, honestly, I thought that when they said it was exclusive, I didn't know that we played that on, so what I watched you play that on was a console. I just assumed that was on PC. I didn't know what game is what. I'm not paying attention to the names. Like, God of War, which God of War is this? Oh, it's that one? I don't fuck with you.


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[Assistant] Kicking the chain is nice, but it's like kind of like a lottery in there. It's like, it's like with the girl with the cooter shirt, but like even more rare. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Or there's somebody, somebody like, somebody running a brothel and they're like, you want to kick the chain? And that's it. You know, just like one line. You found her, this one woman.


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[Assistant] I wish that, I mean, not just cause they're, I don't know, certainly easy for me. I just sat there and watched you guys play, but every time I want to say like probably 85% of the time I would enjoy myself sitting there watching you play these games.


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[Assistant] So I also, yeaah, I also enjoyed watching Spider-Man even. You know, most of it. Like that one maybe 60% of it I enjoyed watching. The rest was like, get on with it. Same fucking shit. It seemed like some of, you know, whatever.


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[Assistant] But God of War was certainly a lot more than that. A lot more interesting to look at. But I still enjoy watching them both. So maybe we'll do another one soon.


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[Assistant] Let me ask you a question. You're not gonna let me know if it was more than double?


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[Assistant] I heard it was in the teens billion. So I think you are correct. Even when you say 17 or 16.


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[Assistant] So, and just imagine that, so they're, they're buying something for 70 billion, and you know, you're just assuming that they're not, you know, that they probably have 10 times that, because it's not like they're putting-


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[Assistant] Oh it is, that's right, it's Microsoft. So what the fuck are they worth? So they're worth over a trillion?


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[Assistant] Cause I didn't know, uh, and it might be, I'm, I'm an old fogey, I don't, these numbers are nuts, but I didn't know that there were fucking businesses out there in this. I guess like, I didn't think Microsoft was worth a trillion.


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[Assistant] And, and if they put 70 billion, that's 7% of a trillion that they've put into one purchase. If they're worth a billion, they've put 7% of what they are worth into one. I mean, that's just.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so and they might, I mean, who knows, they might have leveraged, they might only be worth 400 billion or, or a hundred billion and they just put most of their money into this because they know they're going to get money back right away, but.


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[Assistant] And that just makes me think of how soon it's gonna be before we're playing everything on the cloud and now everyone's gonna be able to play this high-end, you know, crazy game on their phone or on their shitty laptop because it doesn't matter how much RAM they have and what kind of SD or whatever the fuck graphics card they have.


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[Assistant] It's coming. Yeah. So that, I mean that really you would think would be coming very soon. And by very soon, I would think maybe in the next several years.


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[Assistant] You would. And everything that they just bought is instantly so much more valuable. Because your, your user base is fucking just exploded.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't think, uh, many people have been calling Sony stupid. I mean, maybe their movies are stupid sometimes. But their business decisions, I think they hold water.


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[Assistant] Man, still haven't seen it. I really enjoyed that. I didn't, I didn't expect, well you know what, I actually expected a little bit more and I still wasn't, wasn't really disappointed. It was just a fun movie.


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[Assistant] Oh, you were baked when you, you left, you left that baked part out of the first time you told us the story, I think. So you were really high.


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[Assistant] You know what? I've never been on a Peloton nor will I probably ever be on a Peloton, but I've heard of that. There's this like, I think it's hydro. So it's kind of like a Peloton, but it's like for rowing.


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[Assistant] I would hope that the treadmill would slow down if I slowed down.


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[Assistant] It is when you're on top of it, you're paying probably, I'm thinking several grand for the bike itself.


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[Assistant] Well yea, that I will, we'll listen at the end of the night. If you know when to go, half that stuff isn't expired. So seriously. That's good. And thank you.


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[Assistant] Thank God I don't do that often. I would do that once a week cause I'm bad. Go ahead.


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[Assistant] I did, uh, I did Beat Saber just two days ago for the first, I just jumped into one thing. Yeah, but it was a great workout.


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[Assistant] And yeaah, working out in that thing is a pleasure, cause it is, it is a fucking workout, just doing a couple of songs. It is. Heart rate up. You're getting that heart rate up, you're getting that blood flowing, even if you just did that for 10 minutes a day, if you don't work out normally, that's gonna make a very big difference, at least in your cardiovascular health.


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[Assistant] Yep, and drink right. Actually, a lot of people ignore the fact that if you just drank water, uh, in just fucking water.


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[Assistant] And just also having that blood flow, the more you do it, the better. And for old fogies like us or like me, I need that shit. So it's so easy.


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[Assistant] Anything, uh, I mean, any good stories we can wrap up the podcast with, you know, from your, from your Key West adventures?


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[Assistant] So you mentioned the food. Do you have a particular dish that you only kind of get down in that area?


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[Assistant] I think uh, manja manja is how people pronounce it. Manja manja. But anyway. Yea, that makes more sense.


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[Assistant] I gotta say this, had a little bit of fun in that map, but probably my least favorite map we've played. You had fun in there? That's cool.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well we kind of hoped it would be different because there is, we've never had much use of tech suits. We really got to, I do like that part because I really learned to use a tech suit pretty well.


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[Assistant] And you know what? I'm glad, cause it makes the game less fun.


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[Assistant] Hey, was there a date on that, uhm, what's the little game? Smalllands? Yea.


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[Assistant] I'm a big fan of Shark Tank. Anyone else watch that? I've seen it.


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[Assistant] That's amazing. It's such a scam, man.


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[Assistant] I think he's like buying stuff in bulk and not charging, I don't know, I did see the interview. I need to watch it again. Okay, yeah, I'm curious. He's a billionaire. Yeah, right. His, his, you know, goal isn't to like, jack this stuff through the roof. You mean like most billionaires?


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[Assistant] That's amazing. How does goodRx work? That makes no sense to me. They're like, I've seen commercials, you know what I'm talking about? No, what's goodRx? GoodRx cards, like get your goodRx card and you go and...


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[Assistant] And then you were in, uhm, what was the room you were in? ICU? ICU. For like two days? Two days. 50 grand a night or something? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh well. Many years ago. He's like, I can go to Charleston and get him a ride for like 400 bucks. Geez.


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[Assistant] I don't give a fuck. But, it detected your tumor. You know what? It did! No, it's good! But my point is... That wasn't good.


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[Assistant] What were you, you didn't like your sawmill last week either, did you? There was something wrong with it.


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[Assistant] There's one about an hour away in Myrtle Beach. But we're big enough to have one.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, but you bought yourself chicken brine, you had that? No! That's good, it's got like a, I don't, I'm not a big goat cheese fan, but it's got just a little bit on it and a bunch of sauce.


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[Assistant] So when it comes to dogs and water, if you live in my house, you know that you do not go in the kitchen with socks on.


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[Assistant] Well, it's still a thing because here recently the county or state or something made them, uh, increase their testing onto private whales and other things. And there's like, on their website, I was reading the article, there's a place you can go call the number and say, come check my whale.


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[Assistant] I got a neighbor, he was, uh, pressure washing his driveway last summer, and the spread on his pressure wash was probably one to two inches. I mean, he was just going back and forth like one of the old printers.


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[Assistant] You kidding me? Like imagine just some job that's really been, I don't know, you're working on an assembly line, plucking chicken feathers or something, now there's a game about it.


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[Assistant] So have we been doing things wrong? Of course we have. Yes. That's fair time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, it's, it is definitely much more real. So you didn't probably. It's more tense, I think. Oh my God. But it's, yeah, the fact that you're separate, I mean, I get why you enjoy it that much more.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, I get the same, I get the same feeling, but it's only if I ever play like Battlefield, like last week when I was playing a little bit of Battlefield. I am thinking I might need a doctor because my heart's beating so, so much. So yea, it's gotta be the same thing. Do you guys not get that when you're playing first person shooters?


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[Assistant] Or, or even right before the sun goes down, because it is gonna be more annoying. And it's just, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that game's great. I mean, we're talking about doing it in Arc. Obviously, there's, oh, there are these threats. They're gonna be around you. They're gonna be a big part of it. Like, how would you wanna do this in Arc, for instance?


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[Assistant] So in Ark, in Ark, I would think to be, I'm not saying go all the way really far, but considerably farther because it seemed like in Rust you were really freaking close.


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[Assistant] I think that if you were to do it alone and, you know, obviously I'm probably gonna die pretty quickly. I don't have to be gone, especially if somebody else happens to die as well, because you could always, maybe we could be kind of doing stuff together to kind of break things up a little bit potentially.


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[Assistant] I was just thinking if you wanted to break up the alone stuff more along the lines of Neebs, cause I get it being different when we are by ourselves. People do like to have that us going back and forth with one another. It's never as entertaining. I think it's a fun chat. That's not true.


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[Assistant] I watched a little bit, and I was judging it too harshly, uh, the, the monkey hitman? Marvel, Marvel cartoon? Animated, right? Yeah, okay. You've not seen this? No. So Jason Sudeikis is the, is the main dude in it, I guess. And then, but this is about a monkey that's a hitman. This is a Marvel character. It's like a grown up character.


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[Assistant] It's on Hulu, I watched it for about 15 minutes, and it seemed like, uh, he was trying to be like, I don't know, archer-ish in this Marvel world of a hitman, and he's like a party guy, Jason Sudeikis' character is like a party, irresponsible hitman, you know, and somehow- Is he a monkey?


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[Assistant] Well, this is a big deal, because I didn't think that this was going to happen officially. I still don't know. You don't understand. This is going to be a real conversation after we're done rolling. Like, hey listen, are we really doing this? We've had this conversation. I know we have, but you know, I also kind of thought that it would be, oh whatever.


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[Assistant] I don't like the team thing ever, but that's just me, just cause it's not alone.


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[Assistant] And the whole thing about alone is being alone.


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[Assistant] In that world, I'm probably looking forward to going into that the most. Cause I do, it seems like it's pretty self explanatory. I miss it a lot.


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[Assistant] I'm planning on surviving a little bit longer than everyone thinks.


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[Assistant] What does that even mean? Two days. It means nothing. It means that I'm gonna attempt to really prepare and get coached by like people who actually know how to play the game.


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[Assistant] Be more like I'll need to ask somebody to write down exactly what I need to do and maybe I'll follow it. Okay.


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[Assistant] You would give, you'd give a lot of, uh, decent stuff though, to start off. No. So when you said, oh yea, like alone? Then you lied. Cause alone, they get 10 items.


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[Assistant] And what I'm saying is, all I'm saying is start off with everyone, if you make it more like the show, you're like, everyone starts with six waters or whatever, or this, that like cloth, the spear, even though you can get those things, right away, why not start off with some bones.


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[Assistant] Yes, and hopefully it'll just be a lot of, a lot of fun things


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[Assistant] That's Simon. But that's also very little, no, that's a nice, it's nice because it's a break.


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[Assistant] Okay, I don't like that. I'm sure you won't like it because it's me talking. Right. But I don't like that because in the show, it's, uh... Predetermined? Absolutely. Well, very, very specific. Very, these are the, this is the region, this is, you know, I mean, I think otherwise people are gonna get fucked out of this game just for random reasons.


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[Assistant] I think it will be great. No, but, well, it could be, and it might be even if it's random, but I think that you're potentially making it harder for yourself.


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[Assistant] I mean, like in a way where if two people get eliminated on the first day just due to bad luck, this could be a really short series and okay.


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[Assistant] We're gonna blindfold ya, we're gonna tell you when to pull the fuckin' chute, and we're gonna, that's where you're gonna start. Good for you.


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[Assistant] I just like that. I just know it sucks to go into a game and just die right away. Like you could look at fucking the squid game knockoff. What the hell is the name of it? Crab game. Yeah. And you go, oh, when you're in a match, you go, oh, fucking I'm out right away from something completely stupid that wasn't my fault. Alright, whatever.


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[Assistant] I probably feel most comfortable in that world, even though I know I would die just as easily. I just have played it more, but I can't really offer anything to anyone. Hardly. Very minimal, so it kinda makes me go, and it's a strategy thing, or like my, I don't know, I couldn't even begin to try to figure out how best to attack somebody.


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[Assistant] It's definitely a different dynamic when you can't hear something. I mean, we've done it a little bit in other games. That's how I can see it. Like I know now I'm like, Oh, and of course you guys like this because it really is so much more immersive. Stakes are higher.


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[Assistant] We didn't want to lay down and not trip on a single cable. Yeah. We didn't want to, we weren't going to stay here. It was like, ah, we'll move somewhere else. We'll, we'll do it. We'll do it. We never did. And now we're like, all right, we're going to stay even though they decreased our parking. We did lose a parking spot.


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[Assistant] Man, I saw, uh, something that looked a little bit more legit. I don't know how real it is, but I think it was like the first manufacturers for like the flying motorcycle, but it was like, it was like, okay, this is actually going, it was in a different country. Yeah, it's in Japan, I think. Yeah. And it was like, oh, this is going to get on the road. They're going to allow this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it does look badass. I wanna help, but it's probably pretty close, like, meaning years, and that's kinda crazy to think, like, in five years, there might be a little highway up above us that's only allowed between 5,000 feet and 2,000 feet, and yeah. That's gonna be a disaster.


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[Assistant] It's also super dangerous because it's like, when I-


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[Assistant] Anytime I drive a new car, it takes me a few minutes to kind of get used to it. Because you go, you're used to the way you drive your car. It's different acceleration.


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[Assistant] That's the next step, they're just gonna auto, as soon as you start to turn the wheel a certain degree it's just gonna automatically go blinker.


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[Assistant] Oh really? See, I try to look, but I usually, I'm usually only doing that when the lights just turned, right? Meaning like, you know, oh, you're not-


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[Assistant] Man, I was, I was thinking the other day when I was walking, I was walking around and I saw a couple people and I said, I wonder if they're AI.


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[Assistant] Sometimes I think I'm in a simulation. You thought that? Sometimes I do. How fucking nuts is that? Didn't you say that Elon Musk kinda... He said it. I'll see glitches sometimes, and I'm like, that was a fucking glitch. Okay, cause something just went, and I'm like, okay, that's, whatever. And so, like, probably once a month I go, yeah, this is fucking fake.


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[Assistant] See, I knew it. Yeaah. I knew you weren't real.


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[Assistant] So it's still not even for this, doesn't seem like it's not even going to be available for the masses this Christmas.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well you know it's fucked up when they can't, cause there would probably be billions made.


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[Assistant] It's gonna be crazy. Well, listen, for all, for all the, uh, for all the, I guess, uh, Markins, uh, happy Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, for everyone else, have a, you know, great day, week. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Playing Rust, yeaah. The new way we're doing Rust in this last season has been a lot, it was a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] They're close. Yeaah. You would hear discord, you'd hear us get moved, you'd hear a booboo, like oh god, something's about to go down. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] That's why these, uh, people love these PvP games, man. That's why they're addictive. Well, I mean, I get the same-


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[Assistant] I would still love to do the alone. I would too. Yeah, that just, that excites me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it can work. I mean, let's, uh, Frankie, fucking Frankie1080 pop back up on YouTube. I've been watching his content again. He's still a great editor.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it, but it works. Like you can make that work, especially if like, if you have five people in different locations that are alone, we could add more. But if you're, you spend a minute with somebody, you don't have time to get bored of what they're doing.


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[Assistant] Can we take a vote in this room? Internally? Yea, internally. Alone.


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[Assistant] It's all, it's all gonna be situations based. It's like, you know, when you're by yourself and it's permadeath, going into a house full of zombies is completely different than when you're with a crowd and death doesn't matter. The tension is through the roof.


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[Assistant] That's a big... That's a Marvel, Marvel guy. He's got bracelets. He shoots his bracelets.


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[Assistant] Okay, so F of Fox or whoever the hell owns Hulu must own this monkey character.


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[Assistant] That guy's got a good thing going because he's a YouTuber. He's like, he's making YouTube videos about, oh, see this thing, or like this crab game. Squid Game comes out, he's like, I can make that into a video game in like a day.


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[Assistant] You know, Seven Days is like, you know, it's top god tier survival game in my opinion. It's wonderful.


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[Assistant] God, I see I would want to do that. It's like, okay, all five of us against each other. Like, I wish we could have a smaller map, but what if we like, we all had like three lives? So it's not per- it is permade- or, you know, you have lives. It's like, once you die, it's like, fuck, that's one of my lives gone.


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[Assistant] I can see that, I can see that adding to the tension, I can also see it fucking somebody. Yes. Because I can see shit. I spawned in the desert, and I think there's a, if I'm not mistaken in seven days when you first spawn in, you have a little bit of time.


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[Assistant] Before like the desert heat really starts hitting you. So yeah, obviously it would be my first step is I gotta find a different bio. I gotta find, I gotta get out of the desert. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Seven days? I played it a little bit by myself.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I'm more interested in Arc 2. And there's that map we haven't played yet, like that could be... The Lost World, yeah, and that map's huge.


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[Assistant] I've always felt with Ark because the scale of that game is so big, and I know it's a logistical nightmare, but I would love, uh, to get the community involved, and it's FVF, but on a larger scale. It's this tribe versus this tribe. And again, logistically, it's kind of a nightmare.


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[Assistant] Can I throw out another, I got two ideas, uh, for P, uh, FVF. Okay. Uhm, first idea, I don't know if this will work yet because Battlefield 24-2 has just come out, I've only played it a little bit and I haven't dived into Portal.


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[Assistant] But can we create a portal mode where it's like, two of us in one team, or you know, three, 3v3, 2v2, whatever it is, but we all have like, bots around us.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's like we're against each other, we're talking shit.


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[Assistant] You would imagine, but I feel like I was, I was playing around just with bots. And I was this objective.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that's not in your squad. There's not like a, like, control the bots and tell all the bots where to go. And there's no, yeah, the bot, I've never played a match where I've had a bot in my squad. So, like, even if you say attack this objective, the way that game works is just squad based. So I don't think you can.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Another idea with Rust, I don't know if we're gonna do Rust again, because yeah, the numbers are ho-hum on the channel. Like, the verses I loved. I would be curious if we were to hop into a public server, but like, play for a good while. What to play?


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[Assistant] But yea, that's what I'm saying. We set aside a week and was like, this is Rust Week. And we're just playing Rust all week and we're gonna take what we do all week and cut it into however many episodes. Like, I could see that being fun, but it could also just be a disaster.


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[Assistant] Thank God we don't have mushrooms grow out of us. Thank God. I went back to my hometown recently and saw some old friends and I probably haven't seen half of them in like a decade. And it's fun seeing somebody you hadn't seen in 10 years. Just the change in the face. Oh yeaah. Especially at this age. It's like wow, Jesus Christ.


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[Assistant] You're not supposed to be in those. No, you're not. The one friend I have who I thought aged the most, I was like, what have you been up to recently? Ah, I got three kids and my brain went like, explain that.


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[Assistant] Nah, that'd be, that'd be an incredible infrastructure project.


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[Assistant] I do want to get it wrapped, but, but, uh, yeaah. So what is Hertz doing with Teslas? I know nothing. Renting them out.


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[Assistant] I assume I'm the smartest person on the road and everybody around me is dumb as bricks.


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[Assistant] Ah yeah, who knows. You can't find them. It's so weird. It's insane.


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[Assistant] That was always a good time. Oh, we gotta figure out our schedule for next week. Oh, it's true. Cause yeah, we're not gonna be working Thursday. No stream next week. That's true. I actually...


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[Assistant] So, uh, this was originally, well, I don't even know how to say this, Niebs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's, uhm, it hasn't even really sunk in. I take it for granted almost. Like, it's like, oh, okay, there it is. And then, and then you realize, oh, this is like one of our characters. Like, eventually we're all gonna have these done.


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[Assistant] I'm a, I'm a vinyl figure. Look at me. And then they really won't give a shit. They'll say like, you're living in your car, aren't you, Simon? I told you. I told you you live in your car.


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[Assistant] We're trying to talk about what to talk about for the podcast, and then, you know, throughout this, like, oh well, you know, it kind of makes sense for me to be, you know, whoring this thing out. But it is, it is fun and interesting, and we have talked about doing other merch stuff before, and of course we don't want to do too much.


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[Assistant] We were all like, oh no, except for you. You wanted crocs. Cause they're super popular.


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[Assistant] Okay, sure, but I don't want to make people go out and buy more crocs if they got crocs. Why not just wear the little crocs? Now you can get a croc face of each of our characters. People buy more shirts when they have shirts. I know, but shirts are


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[Assistant] You need, like, you don't wear different shoes every day. You wear different shirt every day. Right?


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[Assistant] I don't know. I could do that. I would have to really like a shoe. I don't think I've ever put a shoe on and I've been like, this is amazing. I'm just like, it's a shoe.


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[Assistant] This, the pair of jeans that I'm wearing right now are now the only jeans that I'm gonna buy, that I have bought in the last three years. They just fit just right, huh?


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[Assistant] But yea, so it makes it easy for me, at least for jeans. I go like, alright, I got the fit, I got the, and they're all stretchy, I'm never gonna not have stretchy pants ever again.


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[Assistant] That's a soft shirt. If he's got any hardness, you're seeing it obviously. And that's why I wonder if I


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[Assistant] Why not in the middle? Yeah, dead center, pocket. Pocket dead center.


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[Assistant] I just can't pair it anymore. Sheep balls get pairs, okay?


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[Assistant] I remember when we were traveling one time, we decided that that hotel we were staying at had a pool. I didn't have a bathing suit.


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[Assistant] So I was like, fuck, I gotta go get a bathing suit. And I was so pissed off because I spent like 90 bucks. It was the only damn bathing suit I could find. One in LA, I believe.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, okay, so what's California? But I remember. Yeah, exactly. It's like the only bathing, like the only shop I could find around us at all. With a bathing suit. And yeah, it was like designer. It was a Louis Vuitton. Oh god, I was so mad. I was just, but I was like.


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[Assistant] Now the beach thing was definitely, uh, a fun style for me to at least like, even though I couldn't afford any of the shit when I was a kid, like, so I would maybe get, you know, somebody left a shirt at my house by accident. Like, ah, score. Went home shirtless. No, I just had, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, no, we have talked about that. That would just take a lot of work. I mean, it would be like if we could get someone else on top of it that we weren't like maybe someone that's here now, like somehow or anyone. God, I hate cooking. People don't eat. But you just need a recipe. That's all you need.


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[Assistant] Quarter teaspoon of cinnamon to that and this or that and now you crack cocaine. You don't have to go buy a thing and write down the recipes that you got online. You fucking have a hard copy right there. My grandma, uh, gave us a cookbook.


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[Assistant] Well, we know, we can bring it in the office. I like to take that stuff and fill the sink up with water, throw it in the sink, make the office all foggy.


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[Assistant] I did. Listen. So I'm handling it. Listen. He's handling it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, that kinda leads in to us. But yea, if you'd like, I mean, I did have music.


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[Assistant] Us talking, unless we do a commercial specifically.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Nailed it, nailed it, nailed it. Fuck you, fuck you, nailed it. Yeaah. So we got music. That was fun. Yeaah, and there's music which made it even more fun. Yeaah. Cause I added it. See?


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[Assistant] We just gotta do more things like that. We really upped the podcast this week.


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[Assistant] Sorry. Does it have, uh, mustard? Peanut butter.


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[Assistant] We're living proof. You can shape it better. Neve's Gaming is the most polished turd on YouTube. Oh please, you give us way too much credit. We can get a lot more polished. You can mold turds into different shapes.


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[Assistant] Neat. Touch of roles where the, where, is it such an old person candy?


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[Assistant] Dude, you used to talk about it often. It's gonna blow up one of these days.


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[Assistant] We're not gonna watch that. No, not gonna. But I do like Mythbusters and I do believe that you could polish a turd, even if they say you can't. I don't mind taking that sort of information and having the wrong information.


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[Assistant] I would say out of the ideas today, the one that stands out to me, which I don't remember hearing before, but you might've said, yeah, no, the, the coloring book, because you guys are such great artists.


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[Assistant] I mean, you guys are artists. You guys can draw some kinda.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there you go. And to see other people coloring that stuff in and see that book, cause I do, I mean, I color with my kid a lot.


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[Assistant] So it's something that not only for the children, but it's for the.


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[Assistant] You know, for the parents that want to color with their kids and adults. I mean, I always thought it was so strange, but I had a, a friend of mine's mom would color as an adult.


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[Assistant] I would see her on a regular basis and they got adult coloring books and stuff like that. Yeah. And you go, and I always thought it was weird, but it is, uh, it's a great form of meditation.


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[Assistant] Your mom did? Yeaah. Yeaah. It's, it's forced focus and anytime that you can stay present in what you're doing right there and not be, and do that for like 20 minutes, be amazed on how much better you can feel.


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[Assistant] It takes work. It's a lot of work because now you gotta take these images and take, well, I mean, yea, you gotta have these super clean images and take the color out of each one.


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[Assistant] I feel like that happens a lot, that show, especially when I'm, uh, naked or afraid. That happens all the time. They're like, I don't know if I should eat this bird head. Yep. Oh, I'm hungry. Sucking up the eyeballs out of this fucking bird head. I'm like, you're going to get sick. Cut to the next day. I gotta go home.


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[Assistant] I see, I see worms by accident all the time. I've dug as a child in places, I've even, I've even dug as an adult with a shovel in places and not run across worms. I don't remember where I saw it, but I remember seeing this guy, he caught worms for a living.


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[Assistant] What he does, he goes out into like kind of a swampy area. He puts a stick in the ground.


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[Assistant] I didn't see worms except for like, I used to like collecting bugs, but they would be under the bricks. You know, we had like bricks that kind of, uh, boarded the front little bushes that we had in our front yard that was a total of like eight feet.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It's amazing, it's amaz- and there's so many different species of mushrooms. They rule the world. Over 20,000. Oh.


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[Assistant] I enjoyed it. Me too. So, that kind of leads me into wanting to ask Neebs a question even though I know the answer to it.


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[Assistant] One of the things you've been watching. Start music right here. Oh, and now it's Nib. What you watching?


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[Assistant] Okay, so that was the thing. Your Nine Perfect Strangers? That was a book.


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[Assistant] And this is a, this is a book though, so I only, I know someone who read it. So she can't bring herself to watch the series. The book's usually probably 99% of the time better than what's fucking put in video.


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[Assistant] I see you waving it around. It's hard not to. Uhm, but the show is, I think it's- What's the concept? You said it's kinky, so now I'm interested. Well, it's a little, uh, I guess with the main character.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, Simon, I would be happy to, Simon's feet. I would be happy to, um, to, to, to do the feet thing started off under the umbrella of like Nibs gaming. If you guys want to make some money off of it as a company.


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[Assistant] Then I go, oh, that gives me some incentive, but otherwise I'm probably in a way to retire on my feet. You know, it's like, I can always.


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[Assistant] Listen, my feet man, listen, I'm told by professionals all the time, they look younger and younger.


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[Assistant] That look would be fantastic. Yea, the heels, you gotta keep them exposed.


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[Assistant] All right. So listen, I feel like we should bring up one more important thing before we stop.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking, well this is a topic of what we could do here, who knows where it'll go, but I think that we should commit to doing VR, a VR video once a month.


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[Assistant] And I think as a channel, we should commit to it for a fucking year and see how they do and make sure that we're of course only doing things that we're having fun, obviously having a lot of fun with and if we have technical,


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[Assistant] You know, shit go wrong with it, then maybe we gotta fuckin' scrap it and record another one.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It didn't really work out, like for me, I wish that it would have been a different experience for, for that, but it was kind of fun, cause I did play a game that I was interacting with somebody live, so that was fun, in VR. But there's so many different things we could be doing. VR's got a lot of, uh, a lot of cool games, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And I feel like it has a lot of shovelware, but it also, some of that shovelware might make a good like little section of a video.


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[Assistant] Like, if I were doing a VR video, I'd be like, alright, we're gonna play like five games in one video, just to check everything out. Like, some of these games aren't worth a full video, because there's not much to them, but you could package that into one video and make something kinda fun. What's the game that you talk about?


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[Assistant] But that's one that I think we should absolutely play. One of us on VR trying to fight all the other ones.


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[Assistant] But I love, I mean like Blade and Sorcery, uh, I, I do not get VR sickness. I can, I wanted to keep playing when I was eight years old and I already played for an hour, an hour and a half. And I was like, we want to keep going. And she's like, no, I probably have, I have enough. It's fine, stop.


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[Assistant] Blade and sorcery for over an hour and be fine. But if you put me in a, uhm.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're the person being shot into the building? Oh god no. Yeah, that'd be a mess. I'm trying to think.


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[Assistant] Uh, there, there's a game you couldn't play. It's called Jet Island, but this game's wonderful. Uh, the graphics are kinda shitty. It's the skateboardin' one kinda, right? Yeah, it's like the super fast skateboardin' one where you can like zip all over this island and you're fighting these big monsters.


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[Assistant] It's not a flight semi game, it kind of reminds me of Pilotwings, but it's great because when you start out you're on the runway and you have to turn the engine on and everything and actually reach down and grab the throttle, push the throttle up, grab the joystick, pull it back, it feels so good. I mean that's the thing, if you do VR right, it feels amazing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, kind of, yeah. Shaken? Oh yeah, they did it right. What's he saying? Like, uh, cause they, uh, they put out that Star Wars game and I wish they had had something like that.


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[Assistant] That's why I like Blade and Sorcery, Drunken Bar Fight. It just lets you beat the shit out of people and have fun. I love those types of games. Well, we'll get some more. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Looking forward to it. Well, hey! Yeah!


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[Assistant] Thank you for being here. Is there music? Oh yeah, there's outro music now. We're really picking up production here, let me tell you.


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[Assistant] He went into the city and that gave him a damn pig heart. You know that? That's crazy what that is. Goddamn people need Jesus.


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[Assistant] Come on, bite into a nutty, funny daddy! Feeling horny? Get a funny daddy! Get two, get one to your buddy! Oh, hey buddy, want a funny daddy? It's nutty! So, yea.


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[Assistant] But soon as you go there and you don't see Jesus, you're like, meh. Exactly!


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[Assistant] It'll be the best thing you ever do for your money. Thank you, Ridge Wallet. Sons of the Forest! Yes!


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[Assistant] And I take your opinion, like, I put it so high, that I'm like, it must be true. Cause I know I really liked it, and I was playing it.