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[Assistant] How is it playing, cause that is true, Dersie, you've been playing these, you get roles that Blake and I do not get, the hot boy roles, the hot husband.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Yeaah, what's that like, man? Well, you, you get both. You get stoked to married him, and then like, oh, he seems like a great guy, but he's actually a cheating bastard.


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[Assistant] They're like, fuck you! That's right. Yeah. Explain your role in the intern and why the women hate you.


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[Assistant] I didn't have to. Could've left your ass. And a lot of women are mad. They're mad at you.


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[Assistant] Oh, that was the first day? Oh, what a brutal first scene.


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[Assistant] So, I was like, fuck this. So you, you almost, you almost, uh, were method and then you decided not to be.


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[Assistant] I love that story, Dersie, that was a beautiful story. Can I say that Blake fucking missed a prime time opportunity that when he was being very real for the first time in the podcast, that's when you should have done, yeah baby, yeah, right in the middle.


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[Assistant] That's not a, we're not cutting on, that wouldn't have been cutting on Ders, that's uh, delivering a funny haha, a gig, for our listeners, you know? Cause they're heading over the gigs, they're here for the hahas.


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[Assistant] Did you just recently have a homie die? No, I did not. Well then, what's your fucking excuse, huh?


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[Assistant] So wait, so you didn't tell the story of when you were at the airport, it was like right after, it was like after the intern had been playing for a little while, you got women coming up to being like, how


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[Assistant] I'm trying to be a sexy bad boy, that's all I want, and I don't see it in the cards exactly, but that's kind of where I would like.


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[Assistant] Well, I do say that my dream would be to do like the movie Fear, basically, with Mark Wahlberg, where you're like, oh yeah, he's a great boyfriend.


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[Assistant] We love him, everybody seems to like this guy, and then just turn, and I'm actually a fucking psychopath.


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[Assistant] Well also, like, would you think that people would take after Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore would take Sandler seriously? And then they do. And I don't.


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[Assistant] Who liked him in Uncut Gems? I loved him. Kyle, I'm with you. I think Sandler does a great job. I don't mind.


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[Assistant] You can have your opinion, that's cool. But then what about, there's other actors, what about Robin Williams, when he...


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[Assistant] No, I think, I don't think I'd be, I think I would be like a little bit of a psychopath. And I think if, if it's turned on the head where I'm exactly what you think I am at the beginning of the movie, I'm like a fun loving guy that everybody kind of is just like, oh, this guy's fun. I like having him around. And then all of a sudden I turn, I think that's a good,


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[Assistant] He's great at the middler. You just have to pick the correct movie. I thought he was fine. I know, but I thought he was fine.


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[Assistant] It seems like you like people when they just play in their lanes. And I like that too, because I mean there's a reason Sandler keeps going back to the well of making his type of movies, because people just fucking love him in that realm.


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[Assistant] Right, that's why I just go, okay. Yeah, yeah, I know. I think, I think you can very easily get out of your pigeon-holed, uh, existence as the hot boy husband.


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[Assistant] And, and, uh, you know, play a super fun loving, uh, swinging cat.


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[Assistant] It's also rolling the dice as far as like your career goes. You, you want, uh, at the end of the day, when you're, when we're all fucking old people and we're just like on our deathbed, you want to look back and be like, oh, I did, I did step out of what I do all the time and I tried a little bit of everything. And then maybe you try something and everyone's like,


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[Assistant] Absolutely not. Never that again. Then just don't, you don't do that shit again. But, or maybe you do it and people are like, oh, I fucking did not expect him to be like a psychopath in this movie. And that opens up a whole other


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[Assistant] Uh, you know, segment of your career that you never thought was possible. You know what I mean? Like, like I'm doing a lot of, I've been doing the last few years are like rom-coms where I'm like the cute guy that gets the girl at the end and I never saw that coming in my fucking life. If you would have told me when we were all


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[Assistant] 23, 24 years old and we're like on the precipice of creating Workaholics that I was gonna be like a romantic comedy guy? I would have gone your fucking nuts.


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[Assistant] But then the opportunity arise, uh, and I was like, okay, I guess I'll roll the dice on this.


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[Assistant] Well, the, the guts, when people say guts and like acting, it takes no guts. There's no guts. It's like, it's.


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[Assistant] But I mean sure, but like really we're just acting. It's not real guts. It's no, we're not fucking firemen running into burning buildings. It's like.


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[Assistant] Or Demolition Man and Wesley Snipes, uh, his portrayal.


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[Assistant] I take it back. I don't want Robin Williams career. I want, uh, whatever that guy's name is.


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[Assistant] Compliments, or, uh, whatever, put-a-put-downs, what the fuck, what's the other one?


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[Assistant] I would like to compliment Kyle on finding the good wifi. He was chunky. I thought he was, he was about to bail. I thought he was like, Hey, you know what? I'm going to go eat some fish tacos or whatever you're trying to do with your life right now. I'm making an independent movie.


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[Assistant] Make an independent movie, or I don't know, maybe I thought during that time, you got a little hungry, you wanted fish tacos, I'm not sure exactly what you're doing, uh, and so I'm glad you came back, I'm glad you found the good wifi, welcome back bud. That wasn't chunky at all, my friend.


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[Assistant] Is it like a health thing, you're trying to like tighten up the midsection, you're trying to tighten up the game, or you just were blacking out a little too much?


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[Assistant] I would also like to compliment you for really digging deep there and telling us exactly why you're giving up drinking for the month and just being real and serious with us. December to remember.


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[Assistant] So I'd like to compliment Blake for realizing he's blacking out way too often and sort of correcting the course.


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[Assistant] Just, hey, we're steering, the ship was going off the side of a cliff and let's steer that back out to the wide open ocean.


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[Assistant] Here we go. Litty. Down the shit goes. It really does. That was, dare I say, Litty? Litty. And we're out.


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[Assistant] Are you starting newer or older? Are we talking Blake's favorite decade, the 90s? Do you think it started there or do you think it started? 80s.


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[Assistant] It starts there. Let's go! Let's go! Then that's what I'm, that, yea. Was that what I'm talking about right before that? I think so. I think that's, that's what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] Hey, and also, they might not have been talking about anything. No, you were just doing. That person wasn't talking shit. They were silent for 30 minutes. Then a thing happens, then that's what they're talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. You're like, hey, Jeff, you didn't say shit, dude. You weren't talking about anything. Literally, you were silent.


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[Assistant] No, uh, it's for sure just like some old timey like, uh, snickerdoodle. You know, like 20s slang.


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[Assistant] Wait, what the hell just happened? I feel like there might be some yoke on your face. Let's go!


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[Assistant] Because, uh, because the people have spoken, and they say that I have the nicest ass. They said it. There was a poll, hundreds of people.


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[Assistant] There was like 500 people that was-


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[Assistant] All I'm saying is I got 50 something percent, then Blake had 33, then Ders with some change, and then you had like 5%.


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[Assistant] Okay, 470 votes, okay, 470 human beings clicked, uh, okay, Blake was, uh, this is important out of context. Where is it posted? Some, uh, Twitter, and I reposted it, so you could go to my account and follow it.


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[Assistant] That's fucking bullshit right there. And it says Blake, Blake with his high and tight, got 33%.


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[Assistant] Adam with his thick with his C. And Juicy. 51%. Kyle.


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[Assistant] Uh, steppin' in, I don't know what that means exactly, but steppin' in is what they say about your ass.


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[Assistant] Nobody else showed up. No one showed up. You got 3%. And then Durs, uh, is the sleeper winner, which I think is what you called his ass.


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[Assistant] So you weren't, you weren't kidding? Yeah, I posted the results. No, it wasn't the, it wasn't live at that point.


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[Assistant] No, no, no. I, when I posted that, that's what that was, 470 votes. And then you weren't able to complete it. It's already done.


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[Assistant] And I don't think, I don't think it was a, it's like a thing that they're fans of me. I think they're fans of my thick and juicy ass, specifically.


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[Assistant] There was no photos. This is just them knowing our asses. From memory. Maybe they could do their own individual research about our asses.


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[Assistant] Seems doable. Like, I'm a professional cyclist. Like, oh, this guy must do Tour de France shit. He's wearing all the tights. He looks like a maniac out there. He's got all the garb. But then I'm really only going like 15 miles and it pretty, pretty lackadaisically. I'm just kind of having fun.


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[Assistant] The answer to your question is, uh, no. Oh, bummer. No, no one's giving me free stuff. Specialized, I reached out and was like, dude, we, thank you for mentioning us on the podcast. We love you. Uh, uh,


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[Assistant] Well, it's the way that like you guys just, and we all do this to a point, uh, where we will miss say a word to be funny, but then we miss it that way for so long that- Do you mean mispronounce? Uh, no, I miss that.


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[Assistant] No, I think there's less Nash. I think, I think there's less Nash with the Diablo. Diablo sounds fuckin' stupid.


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[Assistant] Well, like when you say thanks, you say thanks, which is you're doing a little spin on it. That's not really an astro.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you do say sugar. Sugar. I do say sugar.


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[Assistant] In prison, right? And like this whole tons of people said that they remember like the news talking about it and they fully have vivid memories of this happening when he didn't and he went on to be the president of South Africa and


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[Assistant] They, but they believe it, uh, these people believe it a certain way. And they, they think that like there's a, in the space-time continuum that something split off and the only thing that these people remember about their timeline is this thing happening that didn't happen in the new timeline.


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[Assistant] No, it's fruit loops spelled like fruit. And you're like, no, it's two O's. And people are like, no!


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[Assistant] Right. Other than they're wrong. Well it's also I think a lot of people want to believe


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[Assistant] Like when, uh, uh, like when Elon Musk started to say, like talk about like timelines and talk about how like we're in a simulation and shit, I think people just really want to believe that shit. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] And maybe, you know, maybe they're a professional baseball player in this other life. You don't know.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, for sure for the four of us, uh, we're pretty pumped on this plane of existence. This is it. This is a great plane of existence for the four of us. Uh, I can see other people being like, ah, fuck this plane, I'm, you know, I wanna...


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[Assistant] But for sure it was like, you know, it was the type of thing where someone tells a story and then another person tells it and then 200 years go by and like 200 or like, you know, 40 people have retold the story in different ways and they're like, no, no, he was walking on water. Yeah, that's what I heard.


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[Assistant] Wow, growing up quick over there. Hand that beer over here.


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[Assistant] Blake, admittedly, you came out strong with the board and we were all for it. Come on man, I can't. And then, uh, what is that one?


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[Assistant] That was the Mandela effect about Kyle's hard dick.


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[Assistant] I mean, yeah, also, I'm like, do these people have no spatial awareness? Like they're playing the game, but they know that they're still in their living room.


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[Assistant] I've only done it one time and it was like, it was, they were showing it off at like the Grove and I was like surfing and, uh, which is like an outside mall in Los Angeles. And they were like, here, come try it on. And I tried it on and I was just like surfing. I was like, okay, yeah, this is cool. I mean, it looks like I'm surfing. And you didn't die.


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[Assistant] Oh, like, you didn't like it because you were scared? Why? Because you were afraid of your emotions? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Hey, can we talk about, uh, Taylor Swift wearing the bear jacket?


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[Assistant] 2020 was weird and hopefully 2021 isn't as weird or whatever her comment was. And she's wearing the bear coat that Blake wore in like the third episode of Workaholics, Bitch Better Have My Honey. She's wearing it, she's saying stuff about weird, which that was our catchphrase, let's get weird.


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[Assistant] No mention. We mentioned Taytay here on the podcast. Said there wasn't a lot of overlap. Evidently there is. Evidently Taytay herself listens to the pod.


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[Assistant] It looked like it came from... It says, like, workaholics in the hood of the... Yeah, it says workaholics on that coat.


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[Assistant] You know what this is? I'd like to talk right now to Taylor Swift, cause she's listening. She's a fan. Everybody else.


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[Assistant] Hey, turn it off. Just quiet. If you could mute it just for a minute, uh, I'd appreciate it if you're not Taylor Swift because Tay-Tay.


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[Assistant] I would just like to say thank you and we appreciate you and we're all fans.


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[Assistant] Like I think we mentioned it on the podcast about how, uh, I saw her live in concert and I was like, oh, I get it. You're, you're, you're absolutely stunning. You're wildly talented. You deserve all the success coming your way. Taytay Swift.


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[Assistant] Shake it off. And that's to you. Now everybody can turn it back up. Everyone can turn it back up. I'm no longer talking. Bring it back. We're still talking about it, but uh... I'm no longer talking directly to TehTehSwift. Alright, alright.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but the bear coat covers the ass. Maybe she's like, yeah, you gotta cover this thing. It's disgusting right there.


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[Assistant] Hey everyone, turn it back up. Turn it back up. Yeah, it's cool. Turn it back up guys.


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[Assistant] Uh, there's like rape cases against him. Allegedly. I'm not sure. Not willing to look it up, but willing to say here on the podcast.


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[Assistant] They're pretty nice guys. Like, they put that asshole on.


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[Assistant] Uh, as, as like part of their persona, but then they're really nice.


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[Assistant] For the most part. So do you think that goes- Sometimes not. Like Jesselnik, like Anthony Jesselnik is like a really nice guy. You know what I mean? But his whole shtick is that he's like the meanest, most cutting comedian that you can, you can be. I mean look at Ders, everybody thinks he's an asshole, he's a god damn teddy bear. Yeah, it's true.


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[Assistant] Hey, let's go. Let's go. Guys, let's go.


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[Assistant] Well guys, I mean, remember how you guys were kinda getting on me for telling the same stories on the podcast and you guys were like, hey man, you already told that story, like jeez, we gotta not tell the same stories over and over. We can't go back and talk about bands again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, okay, Kyle, and I'm, and I'm, and I stand in solidarity with theirs, uh, I think you're being a little too sensitive, um, and, uh,


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[Assistant] I thought you would respect Kyle's wishes and take the headphones off, but you didn't. You left them on. And you heard it.


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[Assistant] We took a little, a little break. We took a little break from the pod over the holidays. We could just be with, you know, uhm, with our loved ones and not catch the COVID. Oh, I started so many other podcasts. Oh, you did? Listening or talking?


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[Assistant] Oh really? I'm not buying it. No you don't dude. You can barely do this one.


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[Assistant] I've, I've been watching like a gross amount of TV. I don't have shit to do. I'm so bored lately. I've been watching so much. I watched all of the picky fucking blind eyes. Watch that again. I gotta watch that. I gotta watch. Is it good? Oh, it's so good. You gotta watch it. It's awesome. Watch it with subtitles cause they're, they're so, uh, they're so


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[Assistant] Uh, British, that it's hard to understand. Do you go subtitles? Oh, I go subtitles. I went, the whole, like I tried like the first like,


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[Assistant] Four episodes, I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, I've already seen it once, so I already am familiar with how they speak, and this is a re-watch of the whole series, I can make it, and then watch four episodes, and I'm like, I don't.


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[Assistant] Understand what the fuck is happening because I can't understand them even though they're speaking English.


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[Assistant] I feel like British people slow it down and like, kinda dumb it down, Americanize the way they speak when they're speaking to other Americans, but you get a bunch of British people just talking together, I'm like, oh, I'm fucking lost here, mate. Did they say mate or is that Australian? I think I told you...


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[Assistant] Well, by the way, yeah, well that's an insane thing to say at the car rental place because neither of those are cars that anybody really knows are rentable here. I've never heard of anyone. But we got, we got Honda Fit. Yeah, we got Fit and we have the Golf.


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[Assistant] There's just like a little exercise studio within the car. There's like bands for you to curl.


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[Assistant] Uh, but in English-speaking country, and they're speaking in their, their English, version of English, to someone from their same country, I feel like, yea, I, I always have a hard time understanding fucking anyone.


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[Assistant] Patricia Richardson. Yeah. Ooh. Equally cool.


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[Assistant] I dunno, that is kind of a cool move when you're just, cause those sitcom actors back in the day just made so much goddamn money. It's kind of cool to just be like,


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[Assistant] Hey, I'm, I'm good, I'm gonna raise my family, and uh, Bye. Bye bye Hollywood. Unless you like, unless you loved it, but if it was just a job for you, where you're just like, I'm in my twenties, I'm just trying this thing.


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[Assistant] And then you hit, like, yeah, fuck it. Yeah. Take that money and run, son. I mean, the show ran for almost 10 years, right?


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[Assistant] Wait, so the, so you're saying that the oldest son in the Brady Bunch actually- The actor. The actor. Actually fucked the mom. Allegedly. Allegedly.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, yeah, the most family-friendly TV show of all time, for sure.


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[Assistant] So what are we gonna do? We can't do that because our show wasn't- We go clean. Yeah, we gotta go so squeaky clean that people are like, oh, geez.


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[Assistant] I can see that for you. There's always like a uh, super Christian guy at the- People are starting to go after him? Like, that kind of looks like you, that's wearing like a scarf, that you're kind of rocking, a bandana around the neck.


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[Assistant] It's a COVID look and I feel like there's Christian, uhm, guys that look kind of like you with an acoustic guitar in every church in America. So I see that's an easy pivot.


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[Assistant] For you. Yeah, you could do that and you would do that well. Also, don't get it twisted, also every, you go into a, uh, a church, into a mega church, there's about a thousand little fucking beady-eyed me's running around, you know, praising Jesus.


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[Assistant] Oh, you know that, that the leader of a youth group, uh, is for sure screaming, let's go, when talking about like, let's go.


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[Assistant] Jesus gets my pecker hard. On the third day he rose again, much like my pecker.


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[Assistant] Well that's kind of the, uh, my character on The Righteous Gemstones. I've sort of, I stole his look of...


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[Assistant] He wears like the dumb big glasses that are pretty popular right now.


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[Assistant] The non-prescription style, uh, I mean, maybe he has contacts and these are just a cool hip pair of glasses that he has, but I'm like, Oh, I got, I gots to get me one of those on the Righteous Gemstones. And I was, I sport that in a few episodes of it.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, Hillsong is the name of the church. Yes, correct, correct. Uh, what is the name of? The coolest?


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[Assistant] There it is, Carl Lentz. Carl Lentz? Well that just sounds like a guy you went to high school with.


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[Assistant] This is the exact photo I'm talking about, uh, right here.


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[Assistant] I think it's like people want to, cause I mean, there's been like a negativity in Christianity for a long time of like, oh, if you're Christian, Christianity is not cool and not hip.


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[Assistant] I think that's, I mean, that's a smart business move. I have a friend that, uh, that is a comedian. I won't put him on blast here, but you guys all know him. Uh, and he is also super Christian and he like, uh, doesn't ever want to bring up his Christianity in his comedy.


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[Assistant] Uh, but then also like stopped cursing and doesn't tell like dirty stories or anything in his comedy. He's like really clean. And I'm like, well, what do you, just do it.


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[Assistant] If that's your thing and that's what you like, why not do it and make money? He's like, I don't want to make money off of...


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[Assistant] There it is. That's, you gotta tie, what do they call it? Tithing? Let's go. Let's just go.


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[Assistant] I like your life better. I vote for Kyle's.


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[Assistant] And that's when you decided to get into comedy, you were like, wait a minute. Small cock comedy. Small cock.


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[Assistant] I could make a career out of this, grandpa, and he goes...


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[Assistant] I'm, uh, he goes, I bless you, my son. And then father, son, holy spirit, did you, and then screamed.


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[Assistant] One of the best moves to do, like when you go to the bathroom and you see your buddy in the bathroom and he doesn't know that you're also in the bathroom?


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[Assistant] Allegedly. Uh, allegedly I don't do it. Allegedly. Uh, you go and you like push your buddy into the urinal a little bit.


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[Assistant] Uh, well, you know, even though it was fun, I kind of take back going down that weird road, uh, just, just a few minutes ago. I feel like I, you know. But, uh, you know, it was worth it and I thought it made it for a fun ending to the podcast. We're all laughing just cause it's...


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's step out of character quickly. It seemed, it seemed pretty, uh, it seemed pretty fun and seemed pretty, uh, exciting. I think we're all, uh, gigging pretty hard.


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[Assistant] There we go. As Ders would say, yolk. Yolk, yolk, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's definitely more than just you. It's a small, small sampling.


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[Assistant] So just set it up as an epic slam because we've established that now we can epic slam each other at the end, which...


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[Assistant] Well, you know what you should have done? Right at the end, screamed, let's go, and then say epic slam. Right. Yes. Okay. Okay.


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[Assistant] Taytay, she's still listening. She didn't turn it off when, uh, we were talking about that hilarious prank where you, uh, struck another man's cock.


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[Assistant] Guys, this is a great episode. I'm glad we stuck this one to the wall. Put this one on wax. I agree.


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[Assistant] Not even an epic slam. Guys, this has been another great episode of...


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[Assistant] I mean, I think I told you guys last week, uh, I bought like 11 cases of hard seltzer. Oh yeaah. And uh, the taste, it's like water. I drink like three or four a night and it's, I'm like, am I drunk? I don't know. Where are my kids?


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[Assistant] A Bud Light isn't? No, no, no, I'm talking about the hard seltzers though.


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[Assistant] Uh, well. Yeaah, Team Ashen. What is, did you guys? Tastes, tastes like ash.


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[Assistant] I've always been all about Almond Joys, but I couldn't, I don't, the mounds with the dark chocolate, it just- Is that what it was, the mounds or dark chocolate?


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[Assistant] Mounds are dark chocolate, uh, and the coconut stuff, and then Almond Joy have milk chocolate and the one or two almonds in it.


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[Assistant] But not the, not the little mini ones, I'm talking about is the standard fucking ones smaller.


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[Assistant] I think they're thinner now. I want, I wanna call up Mars, fucking Hershey, whatever, and go, what's the deal?


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[Assistant] I got a good feeling whatever Kyle was dressed as, it was too scary to fuck with. They were like, look at, uh, let's go around the other way. Uh, nevermind.


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[Assistant] I think what's cool about Kyle is that, like, his creative, uhm, what would you call this? His fountain of creativity.


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[Assistant] Uh, is, is very personal and my favorite iteration of this is when Adam and Blake both, they all live together, but Adam and Blake had girlfriends and Kyle did not. So these guys would just bail on Kyle and be like, we're going out to play skee-ball.


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[Assistant] You guys were roommates, the girls were roommates. I had my dog. And Kyle would just be like the fucking fifth wheel and he'd get left home. And through this sorrow, he created one of the greatest concept albums known to man.


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[Assistant] Do you wanna give the like, the logline, the like, the synapsis of, a synopsis of like...


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[Assistant] Wow. Pretty fabulous. Quite a ride. Quite a ride. And there's a whole album. It's a concept album, it tells a story, uh, very, uh, like I said, a fountain. Fountain of creativity. Thank you.


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[Assistant] But dude, are dudes in porno that loud? I feel like if they're loud, I'm like, off, sorry pal. Don't need, I don't need the play-by-play, pal.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Are you, I feel like you're a music guy. Like you gotta have it on or not got to, but like you prefer it.


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[Assistant] That hair is calcium, dead calcium. I wonder what the longest pubic hair is, cause obviously like, by the way, for Guinness Book of World Records, why don't they just, just give us what we want. We want longest dick, it has to be in there, stop fucking around. We want longest pubes. Do they not do that?


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[Assistant] That's awesome. What was runner up? What was runner up? Like is she a freak of nature kind of thing where it's just like that's the one? Or are there like 20,000 people out there with 10 inch long pubic hair? That's what I'm more interested in. Right, like is this a common


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[Assistant] I wanna like also shave. Ders, you've always been on the top of it. I wanna shave bear and then spread chia pet like paste on it and just, just lay back and see what happens. What?


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[Assistant] I wanna shave bear and then I wanna like take that, that little wooden knife that they have and just spread the chia pet seeds across it. Okay. Just lay back and let it ride. See what happens. I think grass will grow out of your day.


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[Assistant] Well, chia's are seeds, you need the soil. Right.


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[Assistant] Uh, we just have been transferred to Adam's computer. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Did we lose Adam's volume? Or audio? This is important.


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[Assistant] If I'm gonna be, if I'm gonna keep it, uh, as people say constantly still, I'ma keep it a hundred.


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[Assistant] I don't want another fucking app to just eat my time. Like you know the little, the bar on your phone that tells you how you spent your time? We're gonna get one of those when you die and you're gonna see how much time you spent on your phone looking at fucking.


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[Assistant] I don't know what else, and it's gonna be fuckin'.


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[Assistant] I'm already all, I'm already grammed out. I'm already, I'm not even on Twitter anymore. I'm not on Facebook anymore. I'm on Instagram and it's still like, ugh, get me the fuck out of here. Get me on a bicycle like my friend Adam and fuck it. I'd rather be outside.


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[Assistant] As a Twitcher, you are doing that for people as opposed to just sitting there watching them, right? That's what you're saying?


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[Assistant] That's your testicles. Oh, tick and talk? Yeah, that would make sense.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you gotta just put the kidding aside for a second, and uhm, you know.


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[Assistant] It's so gross. It's not food though. What do you mean? That's bread.


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[Assistant] Okay, sure. Let's name them first, just so we can like- Okay. Okay, so, wet our whistles on like, who we got. Dominoes.


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[Assistant] Okay, Lil Caesar's. I mean look, it really comes down to Domino's, Pizza Hut, Lil Caesar's, and Papa John's.


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[Assistant] Yeah, let's talk about, let's talk about deals, uh, for its own podcast, uh, on the next episode. This is flavor. We're just gonna deal with the thing that everyone cares about, flavor of pizza.


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[Assistant] I don't love, Domino's sketches me out. Yeah, it's way too salty. Uh, I gotta go with, I gotta go with Papa John's. Something about that song.


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[Assistant] Wait, hold up, hold up. Blake has a horrible point he wants to repeat. Alright, well.


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[Assistant] Stuffed crust pizza dog! It's gone downhill. Pizza Hut is not great anymore. I worked for- Who started Stuffed Crust Pizza? I worked for Pizza Hut. I loved that job too. You don't think they jacked that from some local place? Pizza Pizza.


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[Assistant] Dude, save it for the next episode. Why? We're talking about this right now.


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[Assistant] But I don't think that's true, because look at like, the fuck, like Budweiser is the highest selling beer. Like I don't know if that's the best tasting beer to everybody. Right. Right up there for me.


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[Assistant] Is there not a Papa Murphy's in Los Angeles or Chicagoland? I've never heard of this. No, there is. There has to be. And I've lived in two major metropolis.


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[Assistant] When my dad was in charge of dinner and came home with that long ass paper wrapped pizza, it was on.


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[Assistant] Is Little Caesar's the- Just sitting in like a sodium fucking dreams. Is it like the pioneer of the square slice?


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[Assistant] Yeah, they were killing it with the- Yeah, cause you know why? They started chasing deals, motherfucker.


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[Assistant] Like, I remember you, I went to like a Sears looking for like a fucking wrench or something like that and you could just get a Pete, uh, little Caesar's pizza at the register. Like it was fucking bubble-licious. I was like that.


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[Assistant] I'm not mad at you bringing it up, but when I got Sparrow as a kid for the first time, I was like, this is like fancy pizza.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they had broccoli in there. I was like, this shit's healthy and like tasty.


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[Assistant] Did you ever have anything besides the giant slice of pizza? No never.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember somebody explaining to me how big the slices were, cause they were like, huge. Uh, and they were like, it's, it's the size of your head. And I'm like, that's not possible. They're like, dude, you just wait till we get there. And then it was big as fuck. And I was like, just wait till we get there.


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[Assistant] I would argue that we've come to a place where fat is no longer funny. Fat is like a concern. Like people are worried about people's health now.


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[Assistant] I'm not talking about fat jokes either. I'm talking about that we would laugh at fat people being like super physical and like running around and just being fat. Cause you're like, whoa.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think, actually I think it is. I think, I think that there's a lot of comedy. What? Yes. I think there's a lot of comedy rooted in, um, superiority.


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[Assistant] Like when someone gets kicked in the balls, you're like, that's just funny. And it's like, but really, why is it funny? And you're laughing because you're like, I'm glad I'm not that guy. And when a fat person dances.


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[Assistant] You're like, holy shit, that person's super fat. I'm glad I'm not that guy. Uh, that's why like self-deprecating humor is perfect cause you're like, I'm shitting on myself and everyone gets to go, Oh my God, I'm glad I'm not that guy who had a horrible day or has this neuroses.


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[Assistant] But he's laughing with it too, so like it works, as opposed to someone being like,


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[Assistant] I, uh, spit on a homeless person the other day. Haha. That's not that funny because it's


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[Assistant] You know, you laugh at somebody who like shat their pants because it's like, oh, thank God I'm not that person who shat their pants.


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[Assistant] Take backs, or apologies, or what was the third one? I can never remember.


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[Assistant] Why do you think your ass is cleaner than mine? I don't understand that.


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[Assistant] You can't feel it for a friend of yours? I hella feel it for you, Anders. Get that money. Stack that cash.


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[Assistant] No, it's like a 1992 Marvel masterpiece edition. I remember this shit, dude. Yes, the best, the best card collection of Marvel ever.


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[Assistant] I think that would- Dude, we'll see how it plays. I think people dig it when you dig into me, but we'll see how it plays, you know?


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[Assistant] What is that one? That's your face. It's having a laugh.


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[Assistant] Wow, I didn't remember him being so high pitched. Yea, me either.


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[Assistant] It is, it is lit-y. Well, that's like, can we talk about how old we actually are? Like, it's incredible how I can't even believe I'm almost 37 years old. Uh, yeaah, I just, I just went and turned it the other week. There you go, happy birthday.


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[Assistant] Like, what the hell is going on? How did that happen? How are we almost 40? 40 is the next milestone!


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[Assistant] No, it was cool. My dad's just not the guy to say that stuff, really. You know? Yeah. But he said it softly, like he's like,


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[Assistant] This is a guy that back in the day used to like, ground me for making rap albums with curse words in it. You know, he was like my first censor. Oh, wait, rap albums that you made?


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[Assistant] Do tell. Yeah, yeah, that I made, like, and I, he would make, well, they would, they would find, like, Blake and I had, I had a recording studio in my garage, and Blake and I would make these cool, like, raps.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we were just like Czechoslovakians that were rapping. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Yeah, and we were cursing. We were just like, yeah, mic check. We were just like, wordplay and cursing.


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[Assistant] All the salad eaters out there need- How the hell am I supposed to remember bars from 2002?


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[Assistant] I love what you're doing. I love the arugaloids. Hey. Well this, we were like stealing beats off of Kazaa and stuff and like just stealing like lots of beats.


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[Assistant] It's that moment where it's like, alright, we're men now, we can talk like this. And it's like, I've been talking like this since... I love that it took your dad till you're damn near 40 years old.


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[Assistant] He just could not, he just couldn't line up the red, the yellow, and the white. I had to get him into the right thing. But you know, it's tough. You had to do the input.


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[Assistant] What year was Sega? Was that like 92? No. 90? 90? Right?


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[Assistant] Dude, they were like, we were gonna repost it, but now we're gonna repo it, okay?


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[Assistant] It's growing on me dude. I uh, I was not allowed to have any video games growing up. Not one. Never had a console.


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[Assistant] Never once. Yeah, but you had computers and shit, like- Yeah, we played like, like Shinobi and stuff like that on the computer and like, like, learning math games and shit, but I did not have any kind of like, type of like, reader rabbit.


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[Assistant] We were, we were computer people, like early internet, like prodigy and stuff like that, but like... Hashtag computer people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, but video games, my mom was like, no way, absolutely not. She saw a lot of people like, sitting in front of the TV too much and she just encouraged us to go out and...


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[Assistant] Alright, we're computer people. Well, it was like, yea, I don't know, man. My dad was a computer guy, but he did not like that none of them like video games.


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[Assistant] That's a real, like, paycheck you can get, right?


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[Assistant] It's your like eye-hand coordination, right? You just can't, like, you just can't do it?


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[Assistant] That is wild to be like, I'm in a career that I'm going to age out of by the time I can just go to college late and still...


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[Assistant] Yeah, for sure. It's kind of dope, like, first career. I mean, I have- Hey, better than a paperboy. Exactly. You know?


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[Assistant] Everybody else is showing The Godfather, showing all their, oh, Citizen Kane. I'm like, we're watching Footfist Way today. Why? Because this is how you make a movie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's gonna be fine, dude. Chill. We're watching you, dude.


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[Assistant] I remember being like, how much did they make this for? Like, what did they just pull off? This is incredible.


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[Assistant] What's the last thing he did? Didn't he also- Wasn't he in an episode of Always Sunny, I feel like?


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[Assistant] I definitely, when you said Different World, dude, I just remember my family sitting around the tube watching Different World. That was such a great show.


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[Assistant] My dad had a good shit one where it was like, he was trying to teach me plumbing, and he's like, all you gotta know is shit flows downhill.


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[Assistant] All you gotta know is shit flows downhill unless it's clogged and then you gotta call a plumber and they gotta come up and, you know, sift it out. Alright, this doesn't work anymore.


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[Assistant] Money grab. So what's, so basically what's the undies you rocking? Like what's the best one? That's what we're talking about? Cause I know my jam.


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[Assistant] Breathable mesh. Yeah. Breathable mesh underwear changed my entire outlook.


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[Assistant] Yeah. No, that's my- that's my shit. That's my shit. I'm a Sax gentleman. That's- that's Kyle's weird ass. That's Kyle. Kyle's a Sax man. Sax gentleman. Sax by the fire. Saxman. I love-


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[Assistant] You did, I feel like you're the one who convinced me to buy those red, breathable mesh undies, and they changed my entire life, and I was like, like, thank you, Anders, because you just like-


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[Assistant] Those breathables were Calvin Klein. They were. They were really... And I honestly wore them like every other day.


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[Assistant] I definitely, Ders, I've been swapping to boxers too.


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[Assistant] Okay, okay. I like those too. I dig that. I dig that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've gone back to that. Really? I switch between sacks, those are my jockeys, and then I also have boxers because I can't seem to dial in whether or not I like the boxers only or the other ones. Dyrs has gone to grab his


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[Assistant] Okay, okay. Modal is the, is the fabric? Modal. Modal is the fab, alright. I'm into it. I trust this man when it comes to underwear protocol.


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[Assistant] Honestly dude, I used to wear that when I played baseball. What the fuck is going on? Like, they're weird. It is weird. It lets the seat of your ass-


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[Assistant] Oh, the British dude? No, the, the bald, the bald dude? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think his name is Peter.


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[Assistant] And so it's beca- and the reasoning behind it is because you can't reach around, you have T-Rex arms and you can't get into your butt crack or something, is that what's going on?


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[Assistant] Well, okay, so that's super strange, but do you crumple or do you fold the paper? I mean, that's a classic kind of question.


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[Assistant] Obviously. Sometimes I do take the time to fold and I kind of think as I get older, more towards 40, I will take more time to fold because it's a better method.


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[Assistant] I think I just end up using, I think I just end up using more toilet paper than I need to. I think I'm wasteful in that department.


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[Assistant] Why do you think your ass is cleaner than mine? I don't understand that.


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[Assistant] Then you have to take the, you have to take the poll on set and be like, how many people do this? Because this is not going to be relatable for the rest of the planet. Because this guy's one in a thousand that does this.


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[Assistant] I did, I did use a bidet, like first time I used it, I did think it was gonna be like a, uh, either or type of situation, and it's definitely not that, no. But what's the process? I'm not a bidet guy. No, no, no, then you just have a wet, wet ass.


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[Assistant] So what, so you're wiping and then you're just like pumping it for, like, you're just giving it a little douse and then you wipe it again.


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[Assistant] Well, you're saying there's a spray. What are you thinking of? No, we're just talking, we're just talking process. That's all we're doing. We're just talking process. But like, so- We're talking process? I'm thinking-


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[Assistant] I live in this century. Yeah. So how was it meant? Like when they started, when they came up with bidets, it's like first you do the toilet business, then you do the bidet. So.


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[Assistant] Wow, that's very pretty. Good job.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's wild. How do you get your number? Did you figure that part out or?


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[Assistant] HCW back in the day and, but you didn't look at me in the eye and I was like, okay, he's fucking wasted or something. Like what's up? I was like.


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[Assistant] Is this gonna be an instant take back? I don't know what I want, man. I don't know what I want.


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[Assistant] Not Kyle Dark. I do also want to compliment, I want to compliment Adam as well for standing his ground because, you know, he was putting in the corner and he stood it. I think that's great. Good for you. Don't steal my fucking fans though, player. Then I also would like to compliment Anders, uh, on his


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[Assistant] Life long, uh, knowledge of underwear, and I've always looked up to you in this department, and I think that, you know, we have differences, and we air it out in the... So many.


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[Assistant] In the in over the podcast, but thank God we have breathable mesh in between us because it filters it a little bit and we are just, you know, I love you and I love your underwear choices and I might have some night night PJs in my future.


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[Assistant] Dude, one of my favorite shirts of all time, and honestly, still is in great shape. Like, you throw iron on it? That's cause it's a Brooks Brothers.


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[Assistant] I for sure, I for sure would've. Right guys?


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[Assistant] This is tough, I'm just trying to hold my ground.


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[Assistant] You can say that right on the chest, right on the wee-hoo in his mouth. That's okay. The wee-hoo is the chest.


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[Assistant] Me neither. I had zero clue. My show was nominated for 8 Emmys. I know. How does it feel to be an 8 time loser, Kyle? Dude, it hurts.


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[Assistant] No, that was, yeah, that one seemed like there was a hint of comedy underneath your...


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[Assistant] Fiery passion. Explain the story for our many listeners.


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[Assistant] People love that show though. My fiancé...


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[Assistant] Uh, won't shut up about it. I'm like, there's other comedies out there! Has anybody on this podcast seen it? Have you seen every episode of Workaholics? And she was like, yeah, no I have. She hasn't.


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[Assistant] I mean he's- Do you remember a show that I completely forgot about and then when I was, uh,


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[Assistant] Doing some research on a coming up project that we got cooking, but we're not going to, we're not going to release that news here and now, and also there's no news to give.


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[Assistant] Okay. But, uh, I, I looked at, uh, Eagleheart. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] His greatest work. God damn that show rules.


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[Assistant] Oh god damn, gimme gimme gimme. I had it on good authority that uh, Jared Leto, bad dick. He's got the bad dick. What does that mean?


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[Assistant] He doesn't, it's not a small dick, it's not a big dick, it's just he gives bad dick.


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[Assistant] But that makes, well, for sure. One person, come on. And that makes me believe that, uh, that my dick has been called a bad dick as well. I'm sure we've all had...


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[Assistant] I like to believe that he can have everything and his every every showing from Jared Leto is just a hot whimper.


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[Assistant] Thank god he does, because he's too sexy, regardless, you gotta have one thing, I bet, I bet, uh, Brad Pitt, just nasty breath, he's gotta have something, he's too sexy, you know?


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[Assistant] Kyle, I'll admit, if I was ever nominated, I would also watch it. I'm with you bud. Yea, but then Dan Levy. I think, I think it's important that you watch it.


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[Assistant] And you would have gotten to go on the stage if that, if that was the case.


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[Assistant] Okay, and the winner for best comedy series goes to... Workaholics! Blake Anderson!


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[Assistant] Also, he's right next to you, you could just ask him later, you don't need to waste his time.


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[Assistant] Oh boy. Admittedly, Kyle, uh,


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[Assistant] I think Dan Levy's speech fucking blew yours out the water, man. Yeah, Jesus. Yeah, you're-


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[Assistant] I'm gonna make this good. And then sometimes, you don't do it.


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[Assistant] And you gotta be like, yeah, you're right. And then, and then you get that razzy and put it up on the shelf.


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[Assistant] I think he's got a handful of razzies. The Rock got a razzie for Baywatch. Pretty bad movie.


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[Assistant] Well, I feel you try on every proj- you're not going into a project going like, I'm gonna make this one shitty. Yeah, this is gonna be a piece of shit.


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[Assistant] Joker! Oh, that was part of his Joker, uh.


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[Assistant] Because, I mean, either you swing and you miss big, or you hit a grand fucking slam, you know? There's no in-between, you're not just trying to get on base. I love baseball analogies.


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[Assistant] I'm just saying. I want somebody to just go, yeah, I, uh, I wanted a second home.


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[Assistant] I, uh, I really wanted a second house, so I, uhm.


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[Assistant] I knew it wasn't going to be good. I read the script initially. I didn't like it from the beginning. Uhm, but they beep, beep, beep, back the money truck up on me. And, uh, now, now I have a cabin and the rest is.


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[Assistant] But, uh, my acting, uhm, I was lit well.


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[Assistant] It looked great. It was the best. It lit really well.


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[Assistant] I like that movie. People shit on that movie, but I, it was like, yea, it was long as hell and I took like three bathroom breaks, but, but I loved it. I watched the entire thing. I never got bored.


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[Assistant] Oh, did I tell you guys that I ran into DeNiro backstage at the Critics' Choice Awards this past year pre-COVID? Oh, were you nominated? No, I was presenting. Oh, bummer.


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[Assistant] But I ran into, it was like, De Niro comes backstage and I, I know him from the intern and I like had a meeting with him and we talked for like two hours in his office one time and he comes backstage and I go, how you doing Bob?


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[Assistant] And he just looks at me with no recollection and I didn't even, I should have just gave him the olive branch of going like, it's me Adam from the intern. Yep. Yep.


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[Assistant] But I didn't, I just like held my crown and we stared at each other for like, uh, an awkward.


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[Assistant] He could have like quickly been like, oh hey, how you doing? And kept it moving, but he stared at me for 10 seconds waiting for me to go, it's Adam from the movie The Intern, and I didn't, and I just sort of, we just locked eyes, and for like 10 seconds, and Chloe's just grabbing my arm harder and harder, being like, what?


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[Assistant] Yeah, because I was so, we were just so locked in the moment and I kind of wanted to see if he would remember without any help.


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[Assistant] I know, I, I don't know. And in hindsight, I wish I would have just gone, hey, Bob.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, okay, yeah, yeah. None of it. And actually...


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[Assistant] He's the I mean like I almost felt like he respected that I didn't tell him he was just like.


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[Assistant] Well, they're like the same age, so...


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[Assistant] I would put my money on De Niro. I don't know, but Trump's heavy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's got that. That's how I'm gonna look. I'm just gonna balloon from the back. The low center. I'm just gonna have to walk all hunched forward because my ass is too heavy. It's a counterbalance. Pulling me backwards. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, somebody's gotta have those nudes out there, just some, like, w-


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[Assistant] I'm trying to see those. Well there's the piss tape, supposedly that's a thing, so.


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[Assistant] Do you know where all the sounds are? So you can be quick, quick to the touch.


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[Assistant] That's the best when you get, when you are angry and you try to like break something and do something and you can't.


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[Assistant] The coolest is when you see them and they just can do it calmly, like how, uh, Bo Jackson would just do it and it looked so easy. Have you ever tried to break a baseball bat on your knee? It's hard to...


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[Assistant] Too strong. I just saw the leg coming.


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[Assistant] Because he wasn't known for his tana- tenacity. He was known for his-


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[Assistant] You shoulda named that turtle like Cow Ripken Jr. or something. Cow Ripken.


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[Assistant] You should have named that turtle, uh, better Donatello.


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[Assistant] Remember when we were gonna, uh, start a band, uh, called Better Than Aerosmith? That's still a solid name for-


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[Assistant] Not stole, but it was trash furniture that was on the side of the road.


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[Assistant] That we put back there, that definitely there was rats and other varmin, vermin? Living inside of it.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and we would get high and, you know.


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[Assistant] Dare to dream. Come with some master plans of starting bands. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well that was really, I remember, I remember having a conversation where we're, it, Dorms was a, a pilot that Ders and I wrote when we first met each other in like 2004, three or four, something like that. And, uh,


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[Assistant] And I remember having a real conversation being like, are we going Z or are we going to go classic S?


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[Assistant] Just a friend of mine that you guys don't know that you're not friends with, so I'm only friends with him.


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[Assistant] I remember, uh, the first night that, uh, I brought Ders around, he got in a fight with our upstairs neighbors.


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[Assistant] You were too big for the party. That's what happens. That only happens to big guys. They never do that to me. People are like, mm, you can stay, little rascal.


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[Assistant] Oh, you're so lucky I didn't connect with these big, check hands.


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[Assistant] And by the way, me and Kyle have just gotten in a fight 40 minutes before this, and uh, I love that Kyle's standing up for My Friends DVDs.


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[Assistant] I remember the, uh, first time I asked, uh, Anders if, if he wanted to, if we wanted to write together or if we should write together or hang out or whatever. I remember I, my car had broken down and our ex roommate


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[Assistant] Uhm, Christine was there to pick me up and she was like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was getting, we had just done improv class and we're coming out of class and Ders was so funny. And I remember standing on the corner like, like I'm asking a dude out and was like, yeah, so you're


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[Assistant] And this is like, what's so great about, uh, just being young and little naive and just kind of going for it is I did stand up and some like,


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[Assistant] Low level casting assistant from MTV was like, wow, uh.


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[Assistant] I've never seen you before. I really like your stuff. If you have any stuff, send it over. And they gave me their card and I'm like, guys, I'm plugged into MTV.


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[Assistant] You're not striving for more and you're not going for it, then you're not gonna make it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's a reason, uh, you know, Tom Cruise is a fuckin' lunatic, is because he's-


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[Assistant] Well, for sure, you have to be talented, but the mixture of talent and yes.


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[Assistant] And if you don't work hard, uh, and you spend all your parents' money, your dad's gonna say,


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[Assistant] Well that for sure definitely seems like a thing that, uh, you're making up in your head. Whether it happens is for sure pro- you know, true if you say it's true, but that's not like a- Okay, well then- If you have seven in a day and you're riding that caffeine high, maybe that seventh cup is what takes you over the-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know if I could ever stop, uh, caffeine. I fucking love it too much.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would say I'm a true addict when it comes to coffee and caffeine. I feel like I have it more under control now than I have in the past, but I'm not afraid to let it fly, baby.


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[Assistant] But that's only if I'm gonna work. I will stop drinking coffee earlier if I'm not gonna work out.


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[Assistant] I have ice cup, this big, the size of my head.


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[Assistant] No, it's, uh, it's, I use the Starbucks iced coffee that you just buy at the store, that you can just pour, pour in.


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[Assistant] About 20, okay. And then I probably five or six of these a day.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but, yeah dude, but, uh, how often do you see me sleepy?


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[Assistant] See, well what you gotta do then, is you have to then, have your night-night juice. What's your night-night ju-


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[Assistant] And then you, you put a little splishy splash with, uh, over, of Z-Quill over some ice and some soda water. You're joking, right? I do this every night.


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[Assistant] Every night. The grape flavor, delicious?


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[Assistant] Wow, man. My boy. I hope we're gaining a sponsor. DJ Screw over here. Hey, don't talk shit because I'm trying to get a sponsor. Okay.


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[Assistant] It's real good if you had a shot of vodka, but I don't do that every night because that's alcoholism, guys, and I'm not about that, okay?


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[Assistant] That's right, I need to get rid of this, all this pent up N. Our lives are so different.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, this is me going nuts. Oops, I guess I don't have it. I'll continue living my life as a- Really Adam?


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[Assistant] No, Zequil is, it's not even that hard. It's, uh, like, uh, Nyquil is, is like medicine. Zequil is just a light sleep aid.


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[Assistant] Well, I think me and Blake are team Ashlyn Hart-Seltzer. Oh yea, you know we get down with that. Sponsor, sponsor us, sponsor us.


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[Assistant] Uh, and it is, it's fucking good. It really is. It truly is really good. It is yummy. And- Truly?


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[Assistant] We're beating, we're beating truly in San Diego and in, uh, Orange County. We're num- we're num- the number two hard seltzer after the fucking claw. But, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, that's been my drink of the summer. Honestly, it's cause it's just cause it's good to, um, you know, drink during the summer months, but I've been drinking that, uh, that little weed drink.


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[Assistant] That is like 2%, which I'm not, I don't have any skin in the game other than like it, but I like, it's a 2% THC and then I think 4, or 4% CBD or however they.


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[Assistant] Yeah, super low dosage, but it's, it's nice.


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[Assistant] But I, I get pretty fucked up off those. If I have like three of those, and then I put them over Diet 7 Up, and then I'll also choose some gummy, uhm.


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[Assistant] No, no, never, never while driving the boat, okay? Of course not. Allegedly. Let's be smart about it. Let's be smart about it, guys.


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[Assistant] Nice dude, little- This is my thing I'm doing today.


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[Assistant] I know, I like that the pandemic has just immediately made all of us just like old men. Yeah, we flip into retired mode. You just like go on neighborhood walks.


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[Assistant] Like I'll just go, like I live by the beach, so I'll just like walk over to the beach and just like put my feet in the water and then turn around and walk back.


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[Assistant] There was no point to doing that other than like kill some time.


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[Assistant] What's, uh, your favorite drink of, uh, of the pandemic, Blakey?


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[Assistant] I, on the boat, what's nice is you wake up and you've been drinking the night before, okay? Pretty heavily. And you gotta take the edge off in order to drive the boat back home from


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[Assistant] The island from Catalina, right? So you, it's, it's an hour and a half drive, you know, it's, it's out there. You're going to be in the middle of the ocean. So you gotta take the edge off, right? What I do, morning beers. Yep.


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[Assistant] So you're just getting drunk. I have, uh, two beers. Six morning. No, I have two beers in the morning, uh, with, with Coors Light on mixed with, um,


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[Assistant] That's not driving. That's not drunk driving.


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[Assistant] You gotta have two to level yourself out, Kyle. It's been a while since you've been in the game. I think you forgot there's levels to this shit, okay? I know.


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[Assistant] Blake, as my smartest friend, thank you for saying that because it would be more dangerous for me to not have two morning beers before taking that 2000 pound vessel and soaring it home, going as fast as I can.


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[Assistant] The boat? Uh, yea, the boat's pretty loud. I mean, but there's music and stuff.


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[Assistant] You can still, when you're moving the sound.


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[Assistant] Is escaping behind you. So you can still hold conversations. You just have to talk basically as loud as we're talking right now. You can't be...


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[Assistant] You have to project a little bit, but you're not like having to scream. That's not too bad.


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[Assistant] Did you have bad hangovers? I'm only now starting to have I had horrible hangovers


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[Assistant] I mean, it's okay. I-I was like, I don't want it. Don't send it to me.


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[Assistant] For sure. And also, I don't get plastic bottles either. I just drink the water out from my fountain.


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[Assistant] Does anyone have any take backs or apologies? Or compliments?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd like to take back and apologize to Kyle for saying that, uh, naming his turtle, um,


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[Assistant] Bo, and not knowing anything about Bo Jackson was pretty fucking stupid. And, you know, he was a kid, he didn't know, he just saw Bo Jackson, he liked baseball. He's five years old. He's five years old, you know.


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[Assistant] He's not being a total fucking idiot, he was just being a kid. And even though he didn't know anything about Bo Jackson, probably could've named his turtle something better or cooler.


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[Assistant] He didn't, and I would like to take back my slam and I would like to apologize to Kyle for that.


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[Assistant] Okay, yes, true. One percent would be, you would get drunk if you had enough of those. Yes, I think it's a point.


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[Assistant] What's up guys? Happy Monday. It's early one today. Uh, but uh, welcome to title 24 presented by NBC sports.


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[Assistant] Uhm, our great sponsors, United Motorsports, QuadLock Pace, Dunlop Tires, Boxo USA, uh, great companies. If you haven't checked them out, please do. Uh, great people, great company and, uh, we are thankful for their support and, uh,


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[Assistant] Man, a lot to, uh, a lot to go over. It was a wild weekend RV and, uh, I just, you know, you go back to last year and how much chaos was ensued there and the injuries and it really played a pivotal role in what the championship looked like, uh, for the remaining


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[Assistant] Round of Monster Energy Supercross and you go back again and like, well, there's no way that, uh, anything like that could happen.


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[Assistant] I wasn't completely thinking that way, but at the same time I was just, you know, just, then I watched what happened and uhm, I have some thoughts of why it did.


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[Assistant] And, uh, but nevertheless, it's gonna be a great show today. Uh, no guests, but a lot of, uh, fan questions.


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[Assistant] And, uh, our normal routine. So I'm excited. So first and foremost, uh, first I want to talk about and let everyone know our viewers, if you weren't following RV on his social channels, uh, tell us what you did. Looked like it was a lot of fun, dude.


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[Assistant] Dude, look at you, look at you ripping. How was, was the conditions pretty?


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[Assistant] So the aftermath of it, like, are you just completely roached right now?


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[Assistant] Awesome. I'm glad that I was, I was telling you, like, so, uh, everyone tuned in that are, that's listening to the pod. Um, we were, uh, I was, I was going back and forth with RV on, and he was showing me some videos. I'm like, dude, you still rip, man. Like, I was just even watching that. It's like, you just, it's so cool to see.


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[Assistant] Good. Good for you, buddy. Well, I, I'm glad you're safe first and foremost.


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[Assistant] All right, cracking into it. I mean, Jarrett Davis, uhm, this is going to be the topic, uh, listener of to title 24.


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[Assistant] You know, this is what about the track causes so much chaos every year. And so I wrote some notes down and had a little extra time on the airplane yesterday, flying home. And it's like, I said it on the broadcast RV. So the dirt, let's just start, uh, on the dirt. Okay. The dirt inherently there.


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[Assistant] Is, is unforgiving. So right off the bat, uh, the moment of impact or if you had impact.


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[Assistant] It's gonna, it's gonna be way harder on your body, on your motorcycle, whatever it might be. So automatically, because the dirt is so hard, your margin of error


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[Assistant] Is basically slim to none, meaning like precision is gonna have to be top notch if you make a mistake.


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[Assistant] It's going to be really hard to cover it up because the dirt is so unforgiving.


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[Assistant] You know, you talk about, uh, no give, when we say like a track is unforgiving.


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[Assistant] It means that, you know, like, like I'm saying, absorption, it's so hard. It's basically like playing on a regular tennis court versus a clay tennis court. That gives, so people that play tennis, you know exactly, like exactly what that's like. So,


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[Assistant] From right out of the gate, you, you have to know that also as a rider.


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[Assistant] The, uh, the teams know it, the riders know it. So you're like, okay, well, I have to be perfect. I can't take chances. If my lines aren't precise, I'm not going exactly straight. It's going to be very, very difficult and it's going to be hard to ride out any imperfections.


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[Assistant] I think when the track is hard like that, also RV, you're fighting for, uh, comfort on the suspension.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and what I mean by that, and you know that, is like you're playing with your low speed compression, trying to get connected to the track, make sure you, like you have good feel, like you're actually in the track, like low speed friction is what we're talking about, not always like low speed mile per hour.


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[Assistant] So there, there's a balance there. You have to have it soft for low speed compression.


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[Assistant] For the long fast rhythm lanes, high speed compression where there's a lot of high speed friction. So you want, you need it to be stiff for situations like that. So from a motorcycle standpoint, it's a very tricky and challenging track and track condition to get that going.


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[Assistant] All of that said, that's why I feel that, uh, and, and it's, it really, other than that, that's why I think it claims so many victims. Number one, because the impact, it's so hard. These guys hit the dirt hard.


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[Assistant] There's, there's just no give and then, you know, the margin for error is so thin. So, uh, Jared, I know it was long winded, but.


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[Assistant] Giving, uh, you know, my opinion of why I think that, uhm,


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[Assistant] Nashville turns out the way it does is a lot of because of how hard the dirt is. RV.


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[Assistant] Yep, exactly. And so really like to save time, everyone's time. I mean, it, I know it doesn't seem simple.


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[Assistant] What we're talking about, uhm, to all our viewers and listeners, but really that, that, that's what it is because the track is just so hard.


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[Assistant] It's so hard and you really have, again, no mar- the margin for error is so thin because it's, it's not forgiving enough and, and, and, and, and it's really that simple.


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[Assistant] Yep. So hey, on tracks like this, I'm curious and I don't know this. This is why it's an honest answer for you. Like when we talk about high speed, low speed compression, having that availability.


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[Assistant] Like what would you, like what would be your struggle on a track like this or what would be your, so what would be your approach for the suspension? What feel were you going for?


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[Assistant] And what do you think would be the challenge for you at the same time?


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[Assistant] Uhm, good, good question, Jared Davis, and that's what, like, I had a ton of notes, and, uh, here's my notes, everyone, for you guys who are watching.


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[Assistant] Listening, uhm. Getting that homework in buddy. I do getting that homework in, otherwise I'll forget what I, I wanted to say cause we get going, I'm like, and then there's so many times after the show RV, I'm like, dang dude, I wanted to say this.


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[Assistant] I've been trying to make a, a, a strong effort of writing my thoughts down. And, uh, so yeah, that's, uh, that's basically, um, yeah, that's what we got. And, um, moving along, dude, jet Lawrence.


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[Assistant] Makes it happen. Uhm, just an incredible ride in my opinion for Jet. Uhm, really no pressure.


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[Assistant] I say that when I say no pressure, of course there's always pressure, but, uh, look like you let the race come to him. Didn't, didn't seem to have too many wild moments from what I could tell. Um, there was one little section.


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[Assistant] Where he, he made a mistake that could have been big and that was the section, that rhythm lane after the finish line, they turned right, they went double.


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[Assistant] And I think they went triple over the, uh, laying on the backside of that table and then tripled again. He didn't get the lift that he needed and kind of the bike started to rotate forward. I thought he was going to go over the handlebars. But, uh, Derek, uh, Counts asks, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah. And, and I go back to like, I reflect on like, well, in the last three races, he's lost 21 points. Some of them have been, uh, self-induced why he lost his points, as you know, RV, but then he goes and does rides like this. And this is where he just, he sprinkles and he shows us.


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[Assistant] I agree with you. I didn't think of that. Yeah. He probably, like you said, he went to that inside there and just the, the, the weight and the drive and the inertia and the energy that motorcycle has, like you're explaining perfectly is just going to the outside. It was just.


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[Assistant] It's too much to get stopped down. Yeah. Like right there, it just, he's accelerating and he's probably like, Oh crap. I got to slow down.


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[Assistant] Right. Hey, do you think, uh, were you surprised Coop couldn't shake, uh, demons from last year considering how mentally strong he is? That was from Brad, uh, Cobble. What do you, what do you think?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like, I feel like too, like Koop, the situation, like how the track is, he's so good. This is where he's been able to get in the position that he's in, in my opinion, is that if he knows he only has third, he at least get third. He doesn't take a third and turn it into a fifth. And, uh, that's why I think that, um,


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[Assistant] He did, you know, that, that's why I think he got what he got. And you, and on nights like that, you have to be willing, you've talked about this multiple times, is you have to be willing to understand that.


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[Assistant] Third's all I got and this is what I'm gonna get. I can't get any, any worse than that. He lost five points, but he's still well within this championship. And you know what? Maybe we go to, uh, Philadelphia this weekend.


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[Assistant] And it's more of a track that, that he likes. I also felt like, uhm, you know, Nashville was a track where it's so hard to, to be aggressive in, in, in makeup time.


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[Assistant] Because it's so hard, because it's slippery and you just kinda, you have to take what it gives you.


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[Assistant] Rather than like last week or you go to a track like St. Louis where there's traction, you can, you can use that to your advantage. You can actually, you can, you can get after it. So that's another reason why I feel like, you know, Nashville is so hard. It's, it just,


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[Assistant] You know, you just have to take what it gives you because, because the lack of grip and because it's, uh, because it's so hard.


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[Assistant] Dude, totally, it was so, yeah, it was really, really hard to pass and, you know.


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[Assistant] And then you take the conditions of the track, like that's what I was talking about is like, you can't really get after it because you got to take what it gives you.


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[Assistant] And that's, that's another reason it made it even, and you take a track that's already hard to pass and then you throw the track conditions like they were where you can't really take advantage of the dirt makes it that much harder. So you're exactly, exactly right.


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[Assistant] I thought Eli rode well. Uhm, I thought that he would have stuck it, I stuck, stuck a little bit closer. I was surprised that Jack gapped him that much in a short amount of time. Once he got to, once he lost the lead, I thought that he was going to be able to, to hang a little bit closer, but I was wrong. But I thought it was a good ride from Eli.


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[Assistant] I actually like this question from, uh, Chris Schultz. I mean, I like a lot of the questions, otherwise we wouldn't ask the damn things. But, uh, I, I, I think it plays a little bit of part, but I want to hear what you have to say. So Chris is like, do you think teammate mentality could come into play between Webb and Tomac?


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[Assistant] Uhm, I never kind of played the teammate role, but I could see how it would. Do you think that it messes?


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[Assistant] Messes with Eli a little bit that his teammates doing so well or no?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and I, I, to second what you're saying now that, like listening to what, how you, how you explained it, I think they're, they're too classy of riders to, to do that. Like it's just not in their wheelhouse and, and yeaah, and yeaah.


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[Assistant] I've been ex- this is the segment that I've been looking forward to, uhm, since yesterday.


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[Assistant] Uh, Boxo breakdown of the week, uh, go check out boxousa.com, uh, get yourself a, uh, a Moto box, get RC edition too. Got a three drawer, five drawer you pick. Right. But, uh, yeah. So Boxo USA, great company. Thank you very much. Whirly.


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[Assistant] Did Whirly 508 did broken throttle body cause chases crash? What do you think, dude?


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[Assistant] Roll it again, Aaron. Roll it again, like, see if you can slow it down.


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[Assistant] That double that, that he crashed on, do you think it should have been taken out, uhm, after practice or no?


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's so hard to speculate. So that's a randy40p.


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[Assistant] I wouldn't have taken it out either. I think it gave great option.


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[Assistant] You could jump to the inside. You could go to the outside if you're feeling frisky and you wanted to double it.


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[Assistant] It's interesting to, to wonder, you know, we saw the press release or a lot of people probably saw the press release from, from KTM saying that the rock hit the throttle body.


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[Assistant] It's interesting like with, with the thro- like did it stick wide open?


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[Assistant] Uhm, if it had stuck wide open, why didn't it keep accelerating when it hit the...


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[Assistant] Why didn't it like shoot off into the, uh, the net there after the corner, maybe he hit the brake and killed the engine.


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[Assistant] Uhm, maybe that's why, like I would assume it's, it's, it's hard to stop these things when the, when the throttle is stuck wide open. You know, so like right there, it looks like it.


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[Assistant] Well, that's going to probably take him out of the championship when you think.


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[Assistant] What's your favorite, what, what, uh, what would you have ran for Dunlop due diligence stage of, uh,


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[Assistant] This segment, there's the Dunlop due diligence segment, uhm, of the show. Ken's wild ride. What, uh, what, what tire would you have chose this week?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's right. Tested, tried, and true. Might not have the most traction, but it's consistent, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, Danny Bolton, what part of the shot typically fails when they blow like that? So.


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[Assistant] Not quite like that, you know, and, and, and I'm sure we're going to hear, uh, and see some things, you know, as the week progresses, um, you know, but definitely it was a massive blowout. I don't want to know, I don't want to speculate what caused it, but, um, for sure. And watch, watch, right?


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[Assistant] After this, see the tire just going back and forth, back and forth. That's how, when I saw that, that's how I knew it was a shock that it confirmed.


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[Assistant] Danny, it could, it could be a, it could be a multitude of things. It could be something in the shaft. Like how do you know the shaft didn't break? You know, like anything is possible, you know, as it was something with the shock body, did something.


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[Assistant] You know, was there a loose part on there by accident?


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[Assistant] Nevertheless, like anything in SX, it happens at the...


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[Assistant] Worst time, why most of the time? Because stuff goes wrong and stuff fails when it's under maximum load. That's what I think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's, he's going to get some evaluations today. It's Monday morning. I'm sure that, uh, I'm, I'm hoping that is when he gets it further evaluated that everything is okay. Dude, you, you did your knees. I mean, that was a brutal impact that he took.


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[Assistant] And when you watch it and when he just jars his knee, it's going to be right. Watch that left knee.


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[Assistant] Uh, we're going to do some, we're doing some investigating.


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[Assistant] So we'll, uh, we'll figure, we'll figure it out. Maybe get you some more info on exactly what happened. And also, you know, like out of respect to the shock or suspension companies, you know, they probably don't want.


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[Assistant] Everyone knowing exactly what happened, which I can respect that and, and things fail. I had a, uh, I had, I have had, uh, that happen before, not quite to that magnitude, but I've had it blow out. I've had a spring break like you did. Sadly, mine did it in the race at St. Louis in 2006. Um,


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[Assistant] Not, not to that magnitude like we've already talked about.


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[Assistant] It's never gonna happen, but it happens in those tough G-outs. Uhm, you know, hey, we could also speculate and say, was, was part of this because the, the ground was so hard, you know, and, and it has less give, maybe that's,


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[Assistant] Maybe that's part of it. Also, you know, I mean, we can sit here and guess all we wanted to, but we ain't about guessing over here. We're about facts. We hope the best for Kenny. Again, it's Monday morning. Uh, I'm sure he'll be getting an MRI as soon as possible. Kenny, Kenny explains it on his Instagram.


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[Assistant] Uh, talks a little bit more in depth of, of, of what happened to the shock, but Kenny, we hope that, uh, the results are fine.


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[Assistant] RV, I don't, if it's something bad, I don't know that, uhm, if the MRI has the result that we're hoping it doesn't say.


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[Assistant] Uhm, I don't think that he'll let us know immediately. If he says something immediately, then that's good news. If he goes quiet for a couple days, then uhm, that's a problem.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's just, you know. It's a bummer.


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[Assistant] Uh, United Motorsports moment of the week. Man, this is a, this outside of what happened to Kenny. Another couple brutal moments. Uh, if you haven't gone, go to checkout, uh, united motorsports.com. Remember throw up that barcode, Aaron, hit that barcode, uh, sign up your initial sign up fee. You'll get a $50 credit.


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[Assistant] to your, uh, to your purchase and, uh, no, no, no, no, wait. Yeah. Yeah. Each week they give you a $50 credit. They're picking out a lucky winner. You get $15 credit to your initial sign up. So check out united motorsports.com and shop online. They got a whole bunch of stuff. Uh, their online presence is massive.


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[Assistant] So thank you United Motorsports and that leads us to the 250, uh, East West Showdown RV. I love it. Um, I was really excited.


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[Assistant] Uhm, to, to watch these guys go at it, uh, the Chef, uh, Cameron, Deegs, the Ao, I mean everybody, RJ, you name them, I was, I was so pumped for it. And then, uhm, sadly, uhm, the chaos went down and dude, what, what the, what the hell happened?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I thought I wrote here on my notes. I'm like, dude, what a strong ride to get up. Like you said, I'm regurgitating a lot about, uh,


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[Assistant] What you just said is like gutsy ride and you look back on the championship. Hopefully he's all right. Uh, he's going to have two more rounds. Denver.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and, and Salt Lake there, so he'll have a week to, uh, to heal up as we're looking at the points right now. Like you said, RV kitchen, only two points back. Jordan Smith, 18, Shimoda back 28. Those guys are, uh.


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[Assistant] On the brink of being mathematically eliminated, especially Joe, if he doesn't win in Denver, uh, he'll be out.


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[Assistant] But, uh, I hated that for Levi. I mean, you can go back and you can think about what, what could you have changed? What could you have done better? His heat race wasn't that great. So, right?


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[Assistant] You have a crap gate pick for the, for the main and you're hosed at that point. So that's where you're exactly right. That that's where it stalls. Hey, uh, Brett Corb, uh, seven after pro circuit chaos, give insight, give us, give us some insight RV. He wants to know, um, you know, in the truck, the meeting after, after the night, like what?


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[Assistant] What goes down, like what goes down? Like what's those conversations like with Mitch?


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[Assistant] No, no, absolutely. I think in Brett, like, we appreciate that question. And I, I second what RV says, like, in a situation like that, taking everything into consideration, it's, and especially if the rider is hurt, number one, you're probably not going to be talking a whole lot.


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[Assistant] You know, and, and having a rundown of like what the hell happened? How did we get to this section?


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[Assistant] Monday, on the other hand, when you've had time to decompress and think about it, take all the information, uhm, they'll have a real, a real


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[Assistant] Okay, this is what happened. Who was at fault? Why did it happen? And how do we not get in this position again? And what can we do to be better to avoid situations, uh, uh, like this, but like what, what are these, what you said, dude, it, it, a lot of for Levi's,


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[Assistant] Levi's situation started with the poor, uh,


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[Assistant] The, the not so ideal, um, finishing position in the heat.


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[Assistant] This is interesting. When I saw it happen in the, uh, qualifying practice RV, Cameron McAdoo, um, sreat711, dude, you're always bringing us some great questions. Uhm, we have multiple angles of this.


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[Assistant] Uhm, who was at fault with this Leitzel or McAdoo incident or was it purely a racing incident? Uhm, I, I'll, I'll go, I'll go first and then I want to hear what you have to say. The reason I'm going to go first, uh, Leitzel reached out to me on Instagram and, uh, he had said that he had heard


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[Assistant] Uhm, he'd gotten some people being pretty tough on him, social media and saying how it was his fault.


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[Assistant] You know, uh, and then also he was asked, he had said that he had heard that I was saying it was all his fault on the broadcast, which is a complete lie. I did not say that. Uh, we live in the world today, RV where people hear what the hell they want to hear. And I didn't say that. Yeah, they're going to take it. However, they want to, they want to take it in my opinion.


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[Assistant] It's two-fold and it's very similar to me how the...


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[Assistant] Uhm, so, for me, I, I, I wonder, like, if McAdoo, and he even said he was on a roll, roll app. And when I look at that, we're watching the replay, this is from Cam's, uh, post, when I'm, when I'm watching the from behind,


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[Assistant] You know, like the behind look, I just feel like, like right here.


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[Assistant] Okay, or even before that, what we can't see if he's on a roll app and he sees this dude on the inside, like.


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[Assistant] Like how, how does it, was he able to not stop that quick? I, I just don't know how to talk to him, but I'm, I'm just guessing. Like I'd have been like, okay, if you're on a roll app, just completely give yourself plenty of room.


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[Assistant] You know, and it's easy for me to sit here in this chair and think of what, what he was thinking, but like as, as soon as he comes out of that corner on the outside, I, I feel like I would have been like, oh,


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[Assistant] Go ahead, dude, you're, you're on a fast lap. I'm on a roll lap, I guess they call it. So that's how I would have been. So in that case, it sounds like I'm, I'm blaming, I'm blaming, um, Cam.


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[Assistant] I think part of its racing, I think it's something that they both could learn from.