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[Assistant] The game at Christmas time where you steal someone's gift, that has different variations and different names. Dirty Santa, White Rabbit I think, or something like that. There's an episode of The Office where they do it. White Elephant.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think so. That's another example though of where maybe the same game created, but different parts have different rules or different names.


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[Assistant] Uh, I can see Trapper Keepers being something that comes back as retro cool.


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[Assistant] So I said I had chalkboards, Dusty had whiteboards. Dry erase, yea. And then he had smart boards. I think I had both. Chalkboard and...


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[Assistant] I'm even thinking about it because like my church, like in a Sunday school class or something had, but not when I was actually in school.


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[Assistant] I mean, I don't remember, but I mean mid nineties, I graduated college in 94.


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[Assistant] But if we watched a film in school, we had an actual projector, like you and your changing body. I mean, we were watching it on an actual thing like a film. We didn't have like TVs or anything.


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[Assistant] We learned a little bit while you were gone about all of this. Aaron took one family vacation. It was to Washington DC. That would be.


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[Assistant] Was there anything in Australia that if you didn't know where you were, you could tell by the way they dress that you're in a different country?


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[Assistant] Mate, when we hear that, we almost think they're saying it as a joke, but they're not. I mean, that's just.


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[Assistant] At any time when you're a 15 hour flight, like 12 hours in, you're just like, I guess I could watch to see what those guys did. And you're like, nah.


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[Assistant] I feel like I dismounted well. Aaron struggled. A lot.


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[Assistant] Uh, Boulder, 125, just took it this morning. Same email.


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[Assistant] But they're always like, need a female Jewish comic, must perform nude. And somebody's like, I'll do it!


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[Assistant] Uh, August 27th, I'm in Erwin, Pennsylvania, September 2nd, Appleton, Wisconsin, September 9th, North Charleston, South Carolina.


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[Assistant] The Robert Irwin zoo, right? Yeah. That's what it's called. Steve. Well, Robert's his son. He's the star of the show now.


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[Assistant] And they're not going to die from being eaten by another animal like they inevitably would be in the wild.


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[Assistant] I did a juvie tour. I don't know if it was a tour. Did they yell at you? The kids? Like scared straight?


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[Assistant] No, I was an adult. Oh, okay. I was in college and we did a class where we spent a week at juvie, hanging out with the kids.


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[Assistant] Uh, and we played pickup basketball and I got picked last in the whole, all of Juffie. I mean, there's a seven year old, uh, but yeah, I guess you can call that a tour.


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[Assistant] A human zoo. Well yea, you have like the freak show at the fair. Yea. I guess that's as close as we got.


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[Assistant] You ever see a picture of like the world's fattest man from like 1920?


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[Assistant] This is that zoo in China, where everybody's alleging that it's not really a bear, that it's just a guy dressed in a bear suit. Have you seen this, Dusty? No.


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[Assistant] I want to get your thoughts, just your initial impressions on whether this is a, let's just sit through this terrible ad for now. It's not even working.


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[Assistant] Well, it was a suit. He didn't change.


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[Assistant] No, it's a suit that he had made. Oh, okay. You thought he had surgery? I don't know what the guy's.


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[Assistant] This is the bear that people were saying were fake across.


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[Assistant] Now here's the thing, now there is, I thought that too, but there is a type of bear called a sun bear.


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[Assistant] That's exactly what it looks like. I have never seen this type of bear before. Their neck looks all weird like that.


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[Assistant] They stand up straight like human beings. That's a real animal.


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[Assistant] You're going to have a movie and you're going to take your shirt off.


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[Assistant] Which are the two bombs that were dropped in world war two. Did you know that? That's what they were called. Fat man, a little boy.


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[Assistant] I don't even know what you call it. Like a little shelf or refrigerated shelf. Yeah. And I grabbed that in a water.


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[Assistant] Can I see the breakdown of that? And the sandwich was like $22.


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[Assistant] Wow. And the water was seven. What airport is this? Uh, Burbank.


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[Assistant] I'm at a phase now, if that guy had said that to me in that tone of voice, I probably would have just got up and left. Were you tempted to?


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[Assistant] I know Foley because that's where Julio Jones played for Foley.


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[Assistant] And that's around the mobile area where uh, my dad's family's from.


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[Assistant] Your true romantic, Brian always has a kind word.


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[Assistant] I mean, you've been disqualified already about like four years.


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[Assistant] No, here's what you need. You need understanding, support, empathy, harmony, acceptance, inspiration.


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[Assistant] And you need to be authentic, understood, nurturing and free to find meaning. This is very beautiful.


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[Assistant] So you're either a blue or a gold, that's it? I wish you'd given us this before.


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[Assistant] The world's divided into two types of people.


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[Assistant] You could've, I knew there was paperwork to be done. I could have done it on the car, car right here. What's an OGBJ? OB, it's a doctor for women.


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[Assistant] And I, mine was very, very tight. Did this, does Snook Academy make this up or is this like a scientific thing? I think it's a scientific thing.


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[Assistant] In any, I know that's where you're a number, right? I've never taken the test, but I've heard people talk about it.


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[Assistant] I've done that once and it's unbelievable, dude. I don't think I ever have. It's an amazing feeling. It's like it never even happened.


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[Assistant] And if you zoom out far, you can see the Burj Khalifa from here.


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[Assistant] Uh, where were you, Eric? I was in Los Angeles for a few days.


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[Assistant] Where I got to do a pretty cool moment, I got to do a spot at the comedy store.


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[Assistant] Comedy store when you are a comedian, you start, this is a place everybody talks about.


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[Assistant] Fans of comedy talk about it, uh, I hung out there like three nights in a row. First time I got there, the photographer was like, is this your first time here?


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[Assistant] He said, let's take some pictures. He did like a photo shoot of me in the club. So it was pretty exciting.


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[Assistant] This spot in the belly room. Okay. Which was awesome too. Yeaah. It's the smallest room of the three, but it was sold out, packed.


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[Assistant] It's one of those shows where like everybody before me was like...


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[Assistant] Murdering. Yeaah. So hard. Party use like, I'm not supposed to be on this show, but it went great.


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[Assistant] And I'm like, not really a part of the club. Everybody was nice and welcoming, so it's all in my head.


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[Assistant] It was a lot of fun for me. And then, oh, yesterday.


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[Assistant] I, uh, headline that comedy works in Denver for the first time. A lot of folks came out. Very exciting to see everybody. That club is like, perfect, dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yes it is. Have you done the, uh, the comedy works? I have not. I mean, uh, I had never done that downtown room. You walk out there, they're like right, they're almost on stage. It feels like they're so close to you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And they're just packed in and it was just like...


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[Assistant] I mean, it felt so good. I don't know if it felt good to the audience, if it was just a me thing. I'm hesitant to say, I was like, it was unbelievable. The show felt.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah. The jokes that are funny are getting laughs, but parts that usually don't get a big laugh is like getting a real laugh and like, what's going on here? Just a great crowd. Great club. So it was a really fun weekend.


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[Assistant] Happy to be back with you two guys, man. I'm pumped to be here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I used to say theater. I put like an R in there. And I said that for years and then I got called out on it.


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[Assistant] Pretty heavily. Yeah. And so now I try to overcompensate theater.


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[Assistant] No, I believe she did, but I don't believe she did it without thinking about it.


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[Assistant] I think she thought this would be an interesting thing to do. If I say wash, wash, and it works because you're still talking.


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[Assistant] So you go, yeah, I just washed my car the other day.


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[Assistant] No. They started it. I don't. But, I'm guessing, oh how old is this girl you were talking to? Uh, I don't know, let's say 40. Okay, so.


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[Assistant] Okay, I don't believe any 20 year old is unironically saying Warsh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I, I'll be, I don't process, I didn't process a word of what. All right, let's get with it.


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[Assistant] Which is my favorite point to make. I make it all the time and nobody's happy when I say it, but. It's just eagles. It's just eagles. Yeaah. But it's hard to use that in somebody, you know, what's your favorite? I'm gonna go see eagles later. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] We love you all. None of this is lost on us. We love you all. And, uh, all right. Yep.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, Brian, you're, you're dismounting, you're dismounting this time. Alright. Cause you're running the ship. Be practicing.


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[Assistant] I told you, we're scaling to the point where we need to stop looking at stuff.


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[Assistant] I had to stop looking at stuff, because look, our, the listeners podcast, for all things considered, are very nice and friendly, and they get what we're doing.


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[Assistant] But it's just, it's like being a comic on stage, you see one person with their arms crossed, and you focus on them.


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[Assistant] It's all love, you know? It's all love. The fact that anybody cares whether you, you know what I mean? It's pretty crazy.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but that's a big generational difference. We're 50 years ago. If you ask people what they do for a living.


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[Assistant] Almost everyone would just say I'm a blank.


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[Assistant] Yeah, a year ago I'm a comedian, now I'm in comedy.


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[Assistant] How old is he? He is, uh, oh, I'm looking at, this is the characters page. Jim O'Hare. Sorry, who I didn't mean to insult the actor. I apologize. 61.


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[Assistant] But. We took one vacay, one big vacation, my childhood. What was it? Went to Washington DC.


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[Assistant] We did go to vision land in Birmingham. Pretty weak, pretty weak. I never even heard of it. I haven't even heard of it. That was like our six flags. Okay. Really? Vision land. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It sure does. And then Catacorner to that is a discount mattress.


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[Assistant] We just got Komodo Dragons in Nashville. Did you see that? That's big time.


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[Assistant] I thought you had to buy it first and then you have to, like you buy the bop.


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[Assistant] She was, she was great, but that's the worst idea I've ever gotten in my life.


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[Assistant] I saw, uh, I took a cosmology class in college and I saw the planets through telescope.


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[Assistant] It sure does, man. You can see the rings. I zoomed in on Jupiter and you can see the red, the red spot.


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[Assistant] I think we just got, we got a different view of it. Yeah, we would.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I think it's still picking up. I don't think we've really hit our stride yet. Okay. But I think within the next 10 minutes, it'll be like.


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[Assistant] I'll look around and be like, this is actually going pretty good. Okay.


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[Assistant] Well, there's a lot of data to suggest that a better model would be to eliminate summer vacation altogether.


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[Assistant] And just have year round school. I think I prefer that.


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[Assistant] And you just have, and you have another like fall break, another like week break somewhere in there. But.


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[Assistant] Taking two months off, some, you know, you don't retain a lot of what you learn.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of data that says all the kids will be better off. What do you think about that?


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[Assistant] But here's, do you think the kid that wants to take calculus is also the kid that needs to take a class on how to button his shirt?


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[Assistant] Yeah. Hmm, it's such a huge chunkier life.


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[Assistant] That was a good year. That was a good year? There's a lot going on.


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[Assistant] Yeah. In front of a weird kind of mural of the Virgin Mary. How many schools did you go?


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[Assistant] The same, for I went to Catholic school my entire life.


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[Assistant] Kindergarten through college. Which is pretty crazy, but I went to St. Bede.


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[Assistant] K through six and then the, uh, it was a feeder school for Montgomery Catholic middle school. And then that fed right into Catholic high school.


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[Assistant] And then I moved in the middle of high school to Nashville. Was that hard?


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[Assistant] It was pretty hard. I've been going like, you're talking about, I've been going to school with the same kids kindergarten through 10th grade.


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[Assistant] In class was I cool? I don't know if I could be cool in class. I wasn't a class clown. I wasn't doing that.


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[Assistant] I think I was probably thinking funny stuff.


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[Assistant] That isn't the same be gold team. This is a, this is how I used to pose in every picture right here. Is it because.


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[Assistant] You know, cause they didn't put a whole lot of thought into the shape of it or anything.


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[Assistant] I don't know, that's, that's an interesting question. I don't remember a whole lot about this.


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[Assistant] Oh, what about this team? This is the team for the, for the next year.


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[Assistant] She's a mother of Jesus. In the Catholic Church they like her a lot.


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[Assistant] Well, she's a supporting actress. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Oscar Oscar nom. I mean, she's plays a big role. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Oh, she's probably lead actress.


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[Assistant] We got a bunch of old men names. Let's go with the Ruth of Bone. Who talks about Ruth?


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[Assistant] Tell me one thing. Oh, that's your wife's name. Okay. Was she named after the book of Ruth? Yeah. Okay. All right. I'll stop talking about it.


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[Assistant] I've heard of it. I've heard of it. Yea, I've heard you and Nate talk about it on the podcast.


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[Assistant] Well, we had school uniforms. I always had school uniforms. That makes it easy.


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[Assistant] Well now it's all in Alabama, it's all the public schools that have uniforms. Really? Most of them. At least in Montgomery County.


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[Assistant] That's a big part of the reasoning is that it just alienates kids from each other and it causes all kinds of problems.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was stuff like that. I remember those shirts. Those were big dress down days. People came in with the big dog shirts on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, my parents worked at the school or I had older siblings that would drive me, uh, but in Alabama, I don't even think we have the option to take a bus.


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[Assistant] For a private Catholic, small private Catholic school. They don't have bussing.


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[Assistant] But it's a lot of, say, tell this to this person. Oh yeaah. It's a lot of...


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[Assistant] Never really a lunchbox, it was just a brown, brown paper bag.


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[Assistant] I would, I would, I would pride myself. Nah, I don't need a jacket and I'm wearing shorts.


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[Assistant] I'm talking about just like in general.


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[Assistant] Dude, in high school, you're looking for, yeah, I'll take, I'll go take a break. I'd rather check out of school. High school is like, oh, like a job at an office. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I bet I was too, too scared to do that, but high school it's like, I'm running the show now. I don't care. Yeah. Let them, you know, let them in.


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[Assistant] I'm, I'm taking care of business. I was not for it. I like to be very discreet about mine. We had a poop bandit at my high school. Ever talk about that? No. We had a guy who, uh, was vandalizing the bathrooms with


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[Assistant] Oh, gross. Yeaah. Hence the name, the Poop Bandit. That's disgusting. You wanna fast up right now?


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[Assistant] It's not me and I don't know who it was, but it was, it was a thing for awhile.


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[Assistant] I think middle school we had a little breaks, but it wasn't called recess. It was like a 15 minute break or something.


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[Assistant] K through 6, we had legit. Played kickball. Dodgeball, that kind of stuff. We had P.


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[Assistant] But when you're younger, you have just like a general go out in the playground, do whatever.


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[Assistant] Oh, it was like a trailer? Yeah. Oh yeah, we had some por- I took some classes in portables. I'd never heard him call that. Just call them trailers? Yeah, just call them trailers. I just call it art class.


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[Assistant] Were there, like, that's the popular group or whatever.


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[Assistant] Going through some changes personally at that time in life. There's a lot going on. I get that. I don't know if 9th grade, I didn't peak in 9th grade either.


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[Assistant] Oh, those are neat. Yeah. Purple green. Do you have the erasable pens? Those are so weird. I used to hate those erasable pens. They didn't write well, that didn't erase well. What are we doing?


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[Assistant] That's what I was talking about. That's probably the original. I'm talking about they were just flush with the pencil. By the time you had c- Oh yea. Cylindrical.


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[Assistant] There it is. Yeah. Those, I know you're, I know you're talking about now.


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[Assistant] That's a huge blow for the number two pencil industry. Cause that's kind of the last time you needed these.


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[Assistant] You go in and take it? That's a good question. I, I don't know. I read that it's supposed to be. Right there.


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[Assistant] Doing it on like Chromebook in a classroom.


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[Assistant] You should be able to take the SAT and then just get your score back that night. Wow. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Your career would be a lot different. Well, yeah, for sure. You would definitely sold out in, in Austin. For sure. Yeah. You know? Yeah.


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[Assistant] I had a dream, I haven't had it in a couple years now, but I used to have a recurring dream that I was in college.


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[Assistant] And it was the day of final exams and I found out I was in a class that I had never been to. I was signed up for a class I didn't know about.


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[Assistant] And I had that dream. I'll, I mean, and then I'd wake up and be like,


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[Assistant] These weren't memories you've repressed. These are just stuff you forgot about throughout life.


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[Assistant] There's, there's a crazy, there's a crazy scene in the office where they go back to, uh,


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[Assistant] Thinking that a picture she drew when she was in high school would still be hanging up. Do you remember that part of it? I thought it might be hanging up.


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[Assistant] 35 at this point. I don't think you're supposed to be that old, but to your point. You think your terrible drawing is going to be hanging up here? 17 years later?


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[Assistant] We had kids, you have this. I, I don't know if this is common or if this is just a my school thing.


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[Assistant] But we had kids who graduated the year before.


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[Assistant] It is weird. I remember thinking, God, these kids are nerds dude. You're done with high school. Get out of here.


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[Assistant] My high school gave us the option. I remember my senior year, they gave us the option.


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[Assistant] We voted as a senior class. Do you want to extend the school day by 15 minutes every day?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, we voted on that. I voted to start early too.


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[Assistant] I thought it's going to be tough for a week, but then every day.


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[Assistant] The whole school year I'd be thinking, God, I'd be outta here by now. This last 15 minutes is brutal.


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[Assistant] Now let me ask you a more extreme version of this. So my, my high school in Alabama Catholic high school in the early nineties, I think they, they, the senior class voted to move to a four day school week.


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[Assistant] So they went like eight to five, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, then they had Fridays off. And they did that for one year. And then they all voted like, let's go back. Oh, wow. Yeah. Huh.


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[Assistant] That's a long day, that is a long day. That's a really long day to be in school. And it's long for, it's long for the teachers, it's long for everybody.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, yeah, we'd probably stay that late anyway, but you'd say way later than you would. Yeah. Now if you can't start practice till 5 45, that's tough on everybody.


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[Assistant] I'd know things before other people, that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] I think actually if I'm being honest, it gave me a little more leeway with people because the dynamic between me and the teachers was different.


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[Assistant] So, that probably played into it. I don't know, it was just never that, there were always guys that were funnier than me.


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[Assistant] You know, that we're like doing physical stuff and getting big laughs, you know? And I was never that guy, but I like snow days were big.


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[Assistant] And uhm, so my, my school here in Hendersonville, Tennessee.


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[Assistant] We had maybe two snow days when I was there, and it was a big deal to get a snow day. Sumner County Public Schools, if there's a cold breeze, they go, we're out for a week.


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[Assistant] And my dad would wake up at like 4am. He would drive to the school to see the roads.


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[Assistant] He'd drive like back roads and be like, the roads are fine out here and we'd be the only school in the county open all the time.


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[Assistant] But if the parent's like, you know, my, my particular road is dangerous, whatever, you know.


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[Assistant] My dad, when the Nashville flood happened, the big one.


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[Assistant] The JP2 in Hennersville was like, it was like a moat around it.


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[Assistant] It was so flooded and you could not get to it. We had to take our AP test that weekend. And they're like, well, we're going to have to reschedule because the AP test.


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[Assistant] The physical tests are in the building and my dad got in a robe. My dad got in a boat.


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[Assistant] And went to the school to get the test and then took them back at a boat and we took the test like off campus somewhere.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna let us get behind on stuff just cause the weather, you know.


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[Assistant] Probably what's stressing you out. Rising prices. Everything's more expensive these days and you're looking for ways to cut costs. You're not crazy. You just need rocket money. You could be wasting money and not even realizing it. Look, this is half my income or half my


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[Assistant] Expenditures are subscriptions that I've forgotten about, you know? Yeaah. But not anymore, cause I use...


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[Assistant] Rocket Money. It's a personal finance app that finds and cancels your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills all in one place. Over 80% of people have subscriptions they've forgotten about. Chances are you do too. Guaranteed it. The two of you. Guaranteed it. Something you've never even used once. A free trial you forgot to cancel.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, if you use rocket money, they will hop in and easily cancel your subscriptions for you.


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[Assistant] Well, I wanted to go, don't be one of the 297 million people that aren't on it, but that made it sound bad. As I said, one of the others.


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[Assistant] Don't be one of the guys. Because I do like Rocket Money. I do like it too. It's a good product.


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[Assistant] Did you? In Alabama, we're all whiteboards. When I came to Tennessee, every classroom had a smart board. Wow.


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[Assistant] It was, it was still a projected image, but you could touch and control things by touching the screen.


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[Assistant] I thought it was just what they wrote. Overhead projector. Overhead projector. Yeah. We use these. Oh yeah, that was big time. I use plenty of these.


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[Assistant] I loved an overhead projector.


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[Assistant] But once you, once you get a smart board, you're like, oh, these overheads are weak.


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[Assistant] I didn't have a cell phone until my sophomore year of high school. I didn't have a smart phone until my sophomore year of college.


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[Assistant] Still a bit of an issue with people texting. I didn't have texting in high school. Maybe I did towards the end, but it was not that big of an issue. It's probably insane right now. You're doing everything on your phone. I think they got to a point where they're like, they can't even tell you to put your phones away. They're like, we just gotta figure out how to teach you.


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[Assistant] You know, yonderback schools are actually yonders, some of their biggest clients. Oh yeaah. That's what they should have.


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[Assistant] You lock your phone up in a little pouch at the beginning of the day. And then at the end of the day, they open it for you. Yeah. That's the way they should do it. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, dude, I love the pencil sharpener. This was an excuse to get out of your chair. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If you sat on the other side of the room, can I go sharpen my pencil? You can walk around, see what's going on.


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[Assistant] Just to really feel it. I have one of these in my house.


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[Assistant] Just randomly, just on a wall. I haven't used it.


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[Assistant] What a fall from grace. They ran the country back in the day.


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[Assistant] I remember, did you have nap time in kindergarten? Oh yeah. We played paper football during nap time. We'd have a towel. You brought a towel to use as like your blanket. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Huh. Like a bath towel. Yeah, I remember that. And we played paper, paper football.


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[Assistant] I never slept during that time, but you think you're supposed to just sleep on the, uh, on the towel.


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[Assistant] Remember that game where if you look at it below the waist, you punch him on the- I used to come home from middle school just-


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[Assistant] Huge bruises all over my arm. My mom's like, what are you doing all day? But you know, I'm respecting the game.


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[Assistant] That probably cost a lot to fix. That probably caused some real problems.


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[Assistant] I hate that. Laundry detergent in the water system of the high school?


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[Assistant] Smelled so bad. Worst I've ever smelled a person. Sat, it was that seat in Southwest where there's no chair in front of me.


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[Assistant] And then, so the row right in front, that guy smelt, so he sat down, Joe Kelly's with me, he texts me, he goes, this dude stinks.


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[Assistant] And then I caught a whiff of him. I was like, Oh my God, dude. It was that bad. And he kept sticking his arm out to touch, to touch the, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm there in December, so let me know how that is. All right. I've heard nothing but good things.


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[Assistant] Talk about it ad nauseam. Uh, I'll be at laugh Louisville all weekend. Next weekend. I'm in Cleveland at hilarities. All right. I love, I love hilarious. I'm knocking off all these clubs that I've heard nothing about since I started. They're the best. Like it's very excited hilarious.


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[Assistant] This is the week of. So this is, this is one that I don't have to worry about. Right. Be like, when is this coming out? Uh huh. This is coming out.


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[Assistant] This week. Today. Today it's coming up. Yeah, today. Uh, we've got a couple new things in here. You might, uh, everybody thank you for subscribing to the, uh, YouTube, Nate Lane Entertainment.


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[Assistant] 100,000 subscribers. Yeah, we got one of those. I'm pretty excited to show Harper. Uh, I've been just, all I've wanted is that. And I've only wanted it to impress her. You're YouTube famous now. Cause I think YouTube is.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Did we say what they were? Yeaah. It's, uh, I don't know if I've said it, but it's- We didn't talk a whole lot about it. Yeaah, Nate Lampers Dance, we're doing a thing called, I guess we're just, a thing called The Showcase.


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[Assistant] And so it's, uh, six, I believe it was six comics a show. These three guys hosted each one one night.


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[Assistant] Uh, so, uh, we're, the Genovations, y'all did it. So it's really up to them when they give it to us. Uh, they go, we try to get them to do stuff and they, no, it was, they did awesome. It looked awesome. Uh, so we're going to have that. Uh, I don't know. I mean, we've got Joe's coming out.


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[Assistant] Uh, hopefully soon, and then he'll probably come after that. Maybe summer, August, or something like that.


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[Assistant] But, uh, yeah, we did, we had a lot of comics on it, a lot of great comics on it, a lot of different variety. And, you know, and I think it's like, uh, it was, I had a lot of fun, uh, doing that. Yeah, it was great. I somewhat directed it. I stand there.


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[Assistant] I was in the directors chair. You were doing stuff. I do sit in the directors chair.


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[Assistant] But it was, uh, but yeaah, those were just so much fun.


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[Assistant] I really, really enjoyed doing that. Just all the comics there, all the comics hanging out. There's a lot of great comics.


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[Assistant] That is super funny. Uh, and it was, you know, when I was watching, I was like, man, this thing is, like, this is going to be great. So I'm hoping to do more of those where, you know, you just get comics and pop in and do eight minutes or something like that. You don't have to, and then go do whatever.


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[Assistant] So yeaah. So there we go. And then we got another poster. I didn't, I, and I just saw this, the Old Decretive Broadway Bridgestone. Uh, that's the first time I've seen that. So, pretty neat. Pretty neat.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, uh, I was in Hershey this weekend, uh,


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[Assistant] A few places. We were in Williamsport, Hershey, and in Norfolk. That's one of Aaron's favorite spots, Hershey. Yeah. I like Hershey. You do, don't you? Uh, it looks like you're back into it.


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[Assistant] They gave me, how much you think calories is in a five pound Hershey bar? A five, I saw all that.


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[Assistant] Not too bad. If you ate the whole thing, uh.


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[Assistant] Hershey is unbelievable. It is a great spot. Pennsylvania is very nice. It's very pretty. It's, it reminds you a lot of Tennessee, like it's just a lot of mountains and farmland.


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[Assistant] Uh, and Hershey's just a great park. I mean, if, uh, the guy was telling us some stuff about that, and I don't know everything about the Hershey story of the guy, maybe we've talked about him before, I don't remember, uh, but it, it, he was, uh,


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[Assistant] He's just so, like, the dude that ran Hershey, like, it's all about keeping it family.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's all, all the stuff is done there. I believe all the candy is made.


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[Assistant] In the park? I don't know if it's in the park, but it's like, uh, I could be saying all this and I could be wrong.


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[Assistant] A guy told me this. That's a, and it wasn't even like, it wasn't like I'm a guy that knows everything. It was just a guy there.


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[Assistant] But he, but it's like, he makes it very family oriented. Uh, it's really a great park. A lot of roller coasters. So for the kids that like roller coasters and adults, like, I mean, some real deal roller coasters. I didn't know that it had all that.


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[Assistant] Yes, they are two different fields. Six Flags is a lot of rides. Like it's a lot of roller coasters.


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[Assistant] Did you try to get Disney to be a customer? I'm sure they did. We tried. That would have been a big one. That would have been a big one. That would have been nice. You might not have been a comedian. I mean, that's true. I might have got some respect.


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[Assistant] I tell you what, a lot of people don't hear, uh, the, uh, privileged side of a trailer park kid, but I think we've got one right here that can't handle. Disney goes, all right, let's go back to the trip. Yeah, yeah. That's a little too family friendly for me.


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[Assistant] And where you come from, you want, like I, I do, the vibe of a Six Flags is different. You're there for, you want to be scared. You want to ride some rides. You want to go upside down. It's Walmart first target is what it feels like.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was fun. It's, yeah, it is, it, you, that's a good way to put it though, uh, is the six flags.


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[Assistant] With chocolate. Yeaah. It's, it's, uh, but they, you know, it's a, it's that more, but it's a very, it's a wonderful.


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[Assistant] It's a, it, look, it could be a park. I mean, I think people up there know about it, but I would, I mean, I would tell.


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[Assistant] You, I mean, go to it with your fam, like, there's just, it's just a, it's just a cool park. It's not, you're not gonna go there like you're gonna go to Disney and be there for a week or something, obviously, cause Disney's enormous. But you go there for a weekend or like a few days. Like you, I, you know, it's like going to Dollywood.


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[Assistant] Dollywood's a wonderful park. Like you're not going to go to Dollywood for a week, but you go to Dollywood and it's a good time. And it's, it's like worth, it's awesome to go and Hershey's that too. It's all the kisses and Reese's and yeah, it's cool, man.


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[Assistant] It's cool. And then we got to do, so Abigail set up.


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[Assistant] We had an Airbnb in Hershey. We were there two nights. And, uh,


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[Assistant] We, uh, it was, uh, an awesome Airbnb and, uh, they had a pool and so we were staying there and I didn't know this was happening. Abigail set this thing up, uh, it's Jesse.


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[Assistant] Jesse and his son Kenny Kane, uh, forgotten friends, uh, reptile. Jesse Rothacker. Yeaah. He runs the Facebook fan page.


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[Assistant] People are, he's one of the, one of the administrators, administrator. And so, uh, awesome, awesome dude, awesome, you know, uh, family. Some is great. Like, I mean, just great. They came to Bridgestone. They, they all drove down from Bridgestone. They were at that. And I mean, it was just, you know, very, very awesome.


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[Assistant] And uh, so he, I didn't know Abigail set this up, so he came to the house and brought, like, I walk outside and there's just these reptiles.


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[Assistant] And so I don't even know what's happening. Like Abigail like calls me and it's like one o'clock he comes over and is like, you know, the birthday thing is happening now. And I'm like, okay, I have no idea what this is going to be.


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[Assistant] And then you go out and then it's like, there's a basketball goal in the driveway.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and then we go over, there's a tortoise in the gra- and then he's got all the snakes, he's holding snakes, he's got corn snakes, he's got everything. He posted a video, we can post it on Nate Land about saying the Hedlund monster. And, uh, it was, it was like super fun. So he has an alligator too.


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[Assistant] American alligator, little one. And he's like, you want to go see it swim in the pool? And we're like, yeah, of course.


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[Assistant] Like of course we want to go, you know. So we go and we get in the pool with the alligator just to be like, kind of like, all right, you're swimming with an alligator. I mean, it's a very little alligator, but it's still kind of crazy. And you're always kind of like, where is it? Like it's hard to see.


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[Assistant] Well, he also had a python that was 13 feet long and then he goes, you want to see if that gets in here? And you're like, yeah.


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[Assistant] And so if the video, you can see this video, just a little quick video. So we put this in and I mean, it's crazy dude.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Why'd you get it? Worst fan ever. Yeah. Why did you do it? You go, I don't know. You shouldn't have done it, but it was, uh, is that like an albino?


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[Assistant] It's, I'm gonna tell you what, it's very calming for some reason. I, I, I, I, you do feel, you do.


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[Assistant] I mean, you would think if, if you put me in any other water that close to Snake, I ain't sitting there just thinking. You're just going to be, you're going to. Oh, it's calm.


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[Assistant] He would, you know, we had this alligator pulled and you're like, if this thing gets out and takes off running, which the Airbnb family I'd imagine did not sign up for this.


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[Assistant] They had a lot of rules and I hope one of the new rules is could you know, uh, pythons are alligators in the pool and people are like, why would that ever happen? We've had it happen.


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[Assistant] Tortoise in the yard, fine. Fine. They tie a balloon on a tortoise so you can see where it goes. Oh, okay. Really? Because a tortoise can kind of get going and they, you know, they don't go super fast, but they don't stop.


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[Assistant] And so if you just don't pay attention, next thing you know, that thing.


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[Assistant] It could be in the middle of a field and you don't, he's like the hardest part is you don't know how to find it.


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[Assistant] Uh, so the video we're showing right now, the steak is on that basketball hoop on that side.


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[Assistant] We got a whole video kind of show you everything. I'll post it. Uh, but it was, uh, yeah, I mean, dude, swim with a snake. It's just.


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[Assistant] It, weirdly enough, it is, it is comforting. Like it's, there's a calming to it. I think it's like, cause you know where the, you like, you know, you're looking at the danger and I know where the danger is at. And then so it's not. And then you remember there's also an alligator.


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[Assistant] It was, uh, a crazy, crazy, uh, I mean, just like, we were just the snake. We're all just sitting there. You just, you just, it just kind of swims by and I mean, one point we're going where it does that. We're kind of swim toward Eric, but it would, it comes and it's like swimming and you see it and you're like, this is, you're almost like you're looking at your nightmare.


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[Assistant] Eric and Chase learned they both like snakes a lot. Yeah. And so, yeah, Eric wants to get one now. But Jamie's got a bunch of tattoos. So you think he would probably do something like that. I'm surprised he doesn't have, you know, he had it. I mean, at one point he had two snakes. You just walking around with them. They're in his pocket.


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[Assistant] He's facetiming his kids and wife. She's been like, they won't get a snake. Travis, tour manager, stayed inside the whole time.


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[Assistant] No, he did not, uh, he didn't, he wouldn't even really come out.


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[Assistant] And how long did it take to get to a frog? It felt like it took a long time.


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[Assistant] That was great. It was a fun kid pet. Yeah. Yeah. Surprised you didn't. Yeah. I go to Disney world.


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[Assistant] And people use, that's what you like. It's like VPN is the thing.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, yeaah. Old cable. Yea old cable. He is just a chain, no guide. You just gotta flip through it. Like in a hotel.


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[Assistant] Something that's like 104-5, 104-6, that stuff, what is that? I don't know. That's, I mean, I would leave the town. If that's the cable my town has, I would go.


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[Assistant] How do they get to Dash 5 though? How would you get to channel 4-5?


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[Assistant] You go into someone's house, they have a bunch of remotes laying down. Oh.


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[Assistant] I remember like going to people's, like if, if someone ever had a complicated, like a lot of remotes and you gotta, and people still do where you go, you're like, I got seven remotes and you go, well, cut this one on that cuts this, you know, and you're like, well, why would you want to do this all the time? My grandpa had, he had like.


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[Assistant] It's, it's, yeah, like I, when you see it, I don't like when you have to have two, I don't understand why you have to have two remotes. Like, but there's, you probably don't have to.


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[Assistant] Well you're just, but you're, and then you lose that one remote, now you gotta go back, and that's exactly what happens, like some family, some family does that, then they lose that remote, now they're back to four remotes.


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[Assistant] But I bet you could, uh, you find some kid, you know, 20 bucks, can you figure this out? That's true.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I guess now they want you to talk into the TV. Of course they do. I don't like talking.


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't ever talk to Siri or, like, I feel very...


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[Assistant] Well, it just feels, like I always just feel weird around it. Like I, uh, Travis uses a lot. They just, I mean, I don't think even he just always, he's like text, cause you can go text Brian to come down now. And then, then it just sends that, but it's, yeah, I feel weird. I'd rather, I feels, uh,


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[Assistant] It feels like, uh, I don't know if it's like disingenuous or is that the word? It could mean disingenuous.


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[Assistant] Like it feel, it just feels rude to me. Like already texting can borderline feel like it's a...


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[Assistant] It's, there's no actual bond. It's like you're an afterthought. I'm not like, at least if I'm texting.


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[Assistant] It's in my mind, it's like, all right, I'm at least putting some effort into saying I want you here versus if I'm just ordering stuff from my phone, you just feel like, well, I don't even care if you come. I'm just doing it because I have to. So I'll shout it into my phone.


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[Assistant] I mean, there's a lot of texting, but I don't, I don't, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Just texting and driving. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, all right. Let's read some comments or did you have stuff we all did this weekend? I doubt fun as I've done some very exciting things. Oh, wow.


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[Assistant] And nobody thought- Well, I'm gonna imagine, mostly, people are leaving suitcases. Like, you're just gonna see it. If you work there, you're like, you're just gonna see it every Tuesday. Sure. Sure. Did you get it back? I got it back. They had to pay. They shipped it back to me.


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[Assistant] I got a glove. I mean, I would throw here. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Alright. That's exciting. That would be crazy.


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[Assistant] You know, and you're a pickleball or you're a made up, whatever game we played, legend. So you can't, you know.


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[Assistant] Why can't people see, see the weakness? Right? All right. Yeah. If there is any, we don't know what there is.


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[Assistant] Nate's doing it. Yeaah, yeaah. It's all, it caught on. Yup. Uh, we saw these comments, do we need to do anything?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, they go, you're the body we want in that. Yep.


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[Assistant] The ones with the liners in them too, I mean, it's just, you just get up, throw them on, it's the best. I love the outdoor trainer shell jacket, that is what I wear, uh, everyday. I had a camo one too, I lost it. I'm gonna get another one.


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[Assistant] You know? Cause it, it, the way this workout, this stuff looks now, some of it looks, it looks good enough. Like that, you had, if you had that on, very comfortable, you could go do a show with that on. It looks good. No one's going to know the difference, you know? So if you lose your luggage, you're like, I'm alright. I'm alright. Uh,


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[Assistant] Clothing, like I did. Viori.com slash Nate. Uh, yeaah. I loved it. Viori.


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[Assistant] After hearing comment after comment about how uneducated you were on a topic, I have to say kudos, boys. As a born and raised youper,


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[Assistant] You floored with your knowledge of Michigan facts, specifically up-related.


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[Assistant] Thanks for bringing attention to the forgotten part of the state.


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[Assistant] Uh, Aaron Crandall. Aaron Crandall.


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[Assistant] I love listening to the Michigan episode as a born and raised Michigander.


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[Assistant] However, there are a couple of things you missed that I needed, that I think needed to be said. The Nancy Kerrig and Tonya Harding incident that Nate claims to know nothing about happened in Detroit. Ooh.


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[Assistant] And I think you missed a pretty crazy fact about Michigan that you could all get behind.


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[Assistant] I remember, like I feel like there used to be, I guess you were around change a lot more. Or you'd always run into the Canadian, oh, this is a Canadian coin. I feel like you would get in what fit.


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[Assistant] And that happened a bunch. It used to hap- like I remember it happening to me and like.


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[Assistant] I remember growing up, like someone, I thought like, cause when I went to school, like some people had money and you would hear, like some kid be like, well his dad always puts, when he comes home, anything less than a 20, he puts in a change thing. Whoa. Yeah. Wow. I remember hearing that somewhere. It's crazy. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And I was like, oh my god. Like, good night. You just get that. That's a lot of money. That you could just be like, stolen away.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, that would be, that was like fun.


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[Assistant] Leona Lee. And that's like, signed by the guys. And he's like, you ripped the label off your Harley tail.


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[Assistant] Leon Leona Lee. The Mackinac.


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[Assistant] Mackinac Bridge was the longest suspension bridge in the world when it was built and is still the longest in the western hemisphere.


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[Assistant] The center lanes are great so the wind doesn't blow it right into the straights. Some people are intimidated by it so you can call bridge support and have someone drive you and your car across.


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[Assistant] A couple weeks ago when we talked about it. Yea, probably then. Yea, that bridge. I get being on a bridge and being like, alright, you feel, it would be a lot. I think I've been across the Golden Gate Bridge. And it's crazy. You're so far up there.


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[Assistant] I remember walking across the gun bridge and it's just so high. Jephyrophobia.


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[Assistant] It'd be interesting if they would have. Yeah. I'll just take it from here. Yeah. You know what? We might go over some other bridges.


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[Assistant] But it's long. It's a long bridge and then it's gotta, yeah. It's a bridge bridge. Oh, I might have done that. Yeah, and it's like a crazy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, some of them are like, you go across and you're like, they're, yeaah, I, I get it. How you can be nervous.


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[Assistant] Hump in the middle. Such a long bridge too. And then it's got that big hump.


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[Assistant] Uh, Patrick McCormick, the first season of anything featuring Zach Morris was Good Morning, Miss Bliss.


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[Assistant] And is why you won't find it as the first season of Saved by the Bell. The whole show was launched as a vehicle for Hayley Mills, the former Disney child actress. Instead, the kids stole the show and they relaunched Dropping Mills, featuring the kids in the following season and the rest is history.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah. So I do remember all these kids. Yeah. Yeah. They dropped those two. I remember the one, the girl on the left, the second on the left, she made it pretty far. I think the kid on the right did not. This guy. Yeah. I think he was out pretty quick.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I was, uh, I remember her what, like, uh,


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I mean, what's bad is though, to be getting on that show and, cause I don't know if they get residual checks or something, but like if you're that girl, like, uh, they switch the show, you want to be like, can I get like some, you know, like we'll give you some,


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[Assistant] Points or whatever they, you know, I'm like on the new one cause then now you're sits on forever. Yeah, give me a producer credit. Yeah, but I mean they don't know that I guess at the beginning


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. I wasn't going to say it on the air, but that was a good.


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[Assistant] Well, you said, yeah, but yeah, that was a good setup. But then I was like, are you? Uh huh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I did meet Michael J. Fox. I did a show for, uh, a benefit show for the, for Parks and he's got a new, uh, uh, show out called Steel. It comes out May 12th.


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[Assistant] Uh, but the Michael J Fox foundation, I mean, Parkinson's is insane. There's some photos from that event where it's just insane. I just searched Michael J Fox Nashville. I mean, brutal.


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[Assistant] Uh, and so it's like, I feel like they're getting close, like, but you just, it's, I mean, it's so, it's just so like crazy.


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[Assistant] Uhm, but it was, uh, he was awesome, dude. He was, he was awesome. Like we just talked about, like, uh, you know, he's talking about back, he's trying to get his guitar.


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[Assistant] From Back to the Future, the first one. Oh yeaah. He's trying to find it. Maybe they're doing a documentary about it or something, but they're trying to find that documentary and, uh, he's just, yeaah, just a good dude. Paisley, Brad Paisley was there.


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[Assistant] And, uh, so the whole thing was like the whole, they had this, they had food that was great. This chef.


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[Assistant] Uh, but we, yeah, we went to this and, uh, meeting him and it was crazy. I mean, it's crazy meeting him. Like, he's just...


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[Assistant] He was so famous. Just, you know, at the time, like.


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[Assistant] Just, Court McCown, who's a comic that just moved here to Nashville, and he was in Teen Wolf, I believe. And I believe they made Teen Wolf, and then they held onto it and released, uh, Back to the Future first. But the Back to the Future was filmed after Teen Wolf.


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[Assistant] Teen Wolf was already done. And then they, they did Back to the Future, then they went back to Teen Wolf. But Michael J Fox was.


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[Assistant] There's a point where you're like, I mean I don't know if he makes it bigger than that guy.


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[Assistant] But you bought into a star, like it was like, alright, they bought into Michael J. Fox. So then they just was like, put him in anything and then all the movies are great and everybody loves him and he's just in everything. But the movies are pretty original ideas, are very original ideas.


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[Assistant] And I guess now they just keep making the, it is for that.


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[Assistant] Billions of dollars they're making, but like there's nothing fun. Like that, like Teen Wolf and like this stuff was fun. It was like a fun, you know, movie and versus now it's like, nothing's fun anymore.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean I agree. It's such a cra- like, cause they were, yeaah.


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[Assistant] I mean, who would be a star like him, now? The Rock.


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[Assistant] I guess it could be like Rock or Kevin Hart, like where they're making that kind of stuff.


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[Assistant] Michael J. Fox was like a normal guy though. I think that's what it was. Like you see the rock and you're like, all right, like this is not a normal person.


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[Assistant] Zack Walker, apparently saved by the bell, wrapped up shooting 10 episodes in the fourth and final season. And then the network suddenly ordered 10 more episodes, but the contracts expired for all the cast. They couldn't get new contracts agreed to for the people playing Kelly and Jesse.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so did Kelly and Jesse, they left?


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[Assistant] Kelly and just, here's what I would, and I, I guess with their careers, they did good. Kelly went on to 90210 and right. Yeah, I think so. And did other big stuff. Tiffany Amber. Yeah. And then Jesse did stuff. She took a different direction. She did a different direction. Yeah. But that movie was big, I think. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I feel like it's like, you can see that where they want to negotiate for more money and all this stuff like that and there's people that are going to just like hold it. I guess if they're done and they're like, I don't want to do this anymore.


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[Assistant] But a lot of times you're like, you should probably hang in there until it's.


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[Assistant] I mean, he's still relevant. He's probably the most famous. From which, out of all of them.


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[Assistant] Right now, dude, he's been the most famous since then. He's on every hotel is just- Well, that's what I know him from. Is he doing other stuff? Uh, no, no, it's just- Not that that's a bad gig. No, it's that. But it's like, but I'm saying like, still it's the most recognizable.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, he's just Mario Lopez now, but it's, he's just really wrapped his career in like perfectly into.


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[Assistant] I was about to ask him and he'll work with him. How was it? Uh, Caroline's it was like, it was fine. I don't remember it being crowded and it's part of me that thinks we even canceled, but I don't remember that. I can't remember.


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[Assistant] But he was, when I did it, it was, I think it wasn't like it felt, cause I think I heard stories, but when I'm, you know, he was at a place where it's probably a little more of a humbling.


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[Assistant] He just got put into like, yeaah, you could just put into something.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, he was on set by the way of the college years, also.


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[Assistant] I believe. Well, he was so recognizable too from that. It's like, I mean, what do you, what do you do career-wise after that?


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[Assistant] It's... Stand up comedy? Yeaah, but it's like, you could almost, uh, you'd almost have to like, go like, uh,


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[Assistant] I think to have enjoyed life is like a, almost like a motivational speaker type role. Like something that's very positive. Cause you're like, all right, use your recognition, like use your fame for, I'm going to be a motivational speaker.


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[Assistant] At least like then you're, you're sending positive stuff. Like Slater did that. Mario Lopez is like, he's a very positive person. And so you, you see him as a, you know, his big smile and the dimples and he's, but it's like, he's a welcoming person. And so like you went the route of that.


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[Assistant] And go, this is what you got dealt with. And then you do it. And then you could, you know, it's like, I imagine you got to gradually, uh, Mr. Balding is a comic too, right? Uh, Belding, Mr. Belding. I like Mr. Balding though. I'm pretty sure he's a comic. Mr. Belding does comedy too. Uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think he does stand up. Yeah. I think he does stand up. Uh, he went to Notre Dame. He's born in Chattanooga.


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[Assistant] Uh, Notre Dame and, and Chattanooga. Yeah, Notre Dame High School. This could be you one day, Aaron. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, where is, is he in, uh, 72 years old? Wow. Is, uh, did he do stand up? I think he did stand up. Uh.


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[Assistant] Julie Forkner, that's probably a tough last name.


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[Assistant] I talked to my husband about the fence thing with Dusty's neighbor. He used to be in residential and commercial property management and had really good insight that I thought y'all would find interesting. You put the flat, nice side


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[Assistant] You put the flat side facing out so no one can climb your fence and gain access to your property. The horizontal support beams make climbing the fence much easier. That's a great point.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but there, but now you're the entrance into everybody's.


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[Assistant] Yard. Yeah. So like everybody had, they're all having on the inside, the nice side, then.


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[Assistant] You're, you're the, you're the, it's like, well just go to Dusty's house and from there you can get into everybody's house.


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[Assistant] No, I've hopped one not too long ago. Do you remember the circumstances? It was been like on the road where you're walking through some town, you know, you're, you're walking through some weird town and you jump a fence. But I mean, I, you definitely go, I'm climbing a fence, like make an announcement. It's a thing. It's a thing. It's not just like a kid, like, but you're like, yeah, I'm jumping this fence and I'm going to like be careful about it.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, when you're going to, you're in these towns and then you're like, you go walk around. I mean, you're just.


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[Assistant] I was trying to think if we did, I don't guess we did, but- We did it. But we almost would have, that would have been a big fence.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't know if we'd have done that one, but it was, it was, it was a double decker fence. So that would have been... Chain link? Yeah. So that'd have been tough to climb. But like over the tennis courts or something like that, you'd jump that one.


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[Assistant] Heather Mroetech, best AG1 ad read I've heard. Thanks for, oh, best AG1 ad read, read, I've heard, read, read. Best AG1 ad read I've heard.


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[Assistant] I drink it every day this weekend. Uh oh. Alright. Well, that's a point. How much do you weigh now? Like 183. Well, you went down.


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[Assistant] Why would you not do it Saturday and Sunday too, with the eating bat? Just to at least get them in, you know? They have the travel packs, dude.


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[Assistant] Makes you perfect. I'm saying drink it every day. It's so easy. There's no excuse not to do it.


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[Assistant] There you go. That was good. Very good.


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[Assistant] Brittany Sawyer, these animal fight episodes are some of the best and that's really saying something when they have to compete against episodes like calendars and gas stations.


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[Assistant] Well, we agree. We love, we do love that. Uh, Joseph Rash, hello folks in Hey Bear. Hilarious episode, especially mistaking, uh, cassowary for a turkey. Cassowary? Wary?


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[Assistant] This thing we're reading, I wonder, did they think they were submitted a turkey or this? I bet so. That's where- I know a lot about animals and I never heard of this.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. Do we know the person who put this together?


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[Assistant] The comments, maybe we'll finish before we get into it.


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[Assistant] It's a cassowary. Cassowary. Yeaah, that sounds like a casserole.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it sounds like after the turkeys are dead.


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[Assistant] My seven year old son loves the who would win books that break down animal fights. These might help with references information in the finals. Love the podcast.


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[Assistant] Love to read this. Yea, these are great. I might buy these books.


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[Assistant] I need to get you prepared for UFC later in life. Derek Wilkin, Nate talking about how he doesn't use contractions. And then the next sentence he says, everybody does it a lot, but I won't.


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[Assistant] I'd have to see it. I could be doing a joke. I think I will.


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[Assistant] I ain't, I ain't not, how would you, what would ain't not, what would ain't be?


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[Assistant] Ain't, ain't a word in the dictionary. Yeah. Jay Slee.


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[Assistant] As a mailman, I can tell you backing up is a big no-no.


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[Assistant] The scanners we use will ping us everytime we back more than 50 feet. Wow.


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[Assistant] It's a big thing that yea, they don't, if you drive a mail truck, they, they don't want you to back up.


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[Assistant] Don't back up. How do you, did you do a U-turn? Oh. You'd have to back up.


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[Assistant] They don't want you to do a three point turn because you have to back up.


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[Assistant] Go up on the curb and then imagine just like a mailman. That'd be very funny to see a mailman. He's just five yards over and he's like, I can't back up.


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[Assistant] And so he's just trying to keep getting himself stuck more, just trying to get back to the road. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, well we didn't. I, I think, you know, we're in a cul-de-sac now, and I worry about, that's a tough one, and I try not to block the mailbox.


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[Assistant] I really think about in the trash, the trash is hard to put out cause you don't like the truck. Like, you know, they tell those people to back up all the time. Those dump trucks, garbage truck. That seems like a brutal, but usually there's a guy back there.


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[Assistant] Okay. Wow. Yeah, but a lot happened, but no, the no baboons allowed to come watch that fight. Okay. They've been banned. They've been banned. Okay. Now if this is a cassowary, uh, I'm


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[Assistant] Well, we said a turkey, but the fact that we're the wrong animal, I think we could talk about it again.


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[Assistant] Cause yeah, so we were having the baboons, they all got kicked out, but this cassowary, I don't know, man. Like now it's like, they can't fly. So it's going to be.


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[Assistant] That looked pretty intense. They look intense. Like, uh, it's just like, uh.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what's the fascinating fact about them? Don't go look to real information.


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[Assistant] And uh, height is around 39 to 53 inches. Well, why wouldn't you use the feet for the height?


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[Assistant] Like who goes, all right, three feet long, 50 inches tall. We'll just do the feet for the height too. You're already, you're already showing me you can do feet.


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[Assistant] They're part of the same order as EMU.


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[Assistant] Okay. So they're, they're relatives. Four and a half feet. I mean, they can.


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[Assistant] It's just mean, dude. It doesn't care. It just doesn't care. The cassowary smaller than an emu. But bigger than a ray.


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[Assistant] That's going to be complicated. That's going to be complicated.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would, oh, do the emu versus the castaway. Like there's a, right there. Look around a little bit. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. The key differences. Uh, okay. And then like, what's the differences of comparing them?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's a cassowary have a pouch. Why do people do height in inches? Like no one.


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[Assistant] When you read stuff, people always just put inches. You're like, dude, just tell me the height. Yeah. Seems like cause there's a range there. That's the height too. I know, but yeah. It's just more precise. What's 75 inches? How tall is that? 75 divided by 12. Five.


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[Assistant] I'd rather have the feet. That's what I mean. We're reading. I'm just reading the quick thing about it. Okay.


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[Assistant] It'd be frustrating. It'd be frustrating to go, okay, dude.


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[Assistant] And that one guy that did it, I mean clearly he shows he knows feet cause he does, that's how long, I mean who even cares how long it is.


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[Assistant] There's never been, unless it's like a dinosaur or a whale, I want to know the length.


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[Assistant] Like this bird, I never thought, well, how long is it? I just want to know tall.


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[Assistant] That guy that wrote that's being absurd.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so the size, uh, why are they, they just told us the size. Uh, no, let's tell you one more time. They're breaking it down. Yeah, appearance.


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[Assistant] Strange. Oh, this is like, which ones? Yeah. I mean, I, this thing is crazy, dude. So that's cassowary good animal that I'm sorry. We thought it was a turkey. Yeah. You know what?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm going cassowary. I'm going cassowary too.


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[Assistant] I like it. It's very fun. Alright. It's very fun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, y'all nailed it. Sorry about the, yeah, the turkey. The baboons thought they...


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[Assistant] But I think the cassowary, I mean, it's just, we learning so much about it that it's, uh, super fun. Uh, do we need to do, let's do another one.


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[Assistant] Let's go up, let's go up through this. Let's do some of these because we're kind of dragging this out. Okay. Let's do some. Uh, we got, where are we? Let's get this, let's see, where are we at? So that side, first side's done. Let's get this whole side.


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[Assistant] We didn't realize that the Animal Kingdoms- Emu knew, I don't have a shot.


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[Assistant] It hit a gun in its pocket. We would have stopped it if we walked, if he obviously walked in with a gun, but who knew that animals had pockets? Pouches. You don't think to fill for pouches. Kangaroo maybe we would have felt just cause it's like your whole thing is a pouch. Your whole identity is a pouch. We would have been like, what's in there? But the emu were like, I never even saw that coming. Yeah.


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[Assistant] And we apologize to the Lyon family. We go, I don't even know. They go, words can't even describe how sad we are about this.


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[Assistant] They're like, we are too. We want our family to eat. So elephant versus a rhino. This just seems like a big matchup that should have been later. Yeah. You're right. You're right. But it's in, but it makes it funner because it's going to be a matchup later. That's going to be very exciting.


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[Assistant] I think the elephant beats the rhino. Elephants are mean. Yeaah, they're tough. They're mean. They may be soft, but they're tough. And this is an elephant that's out, like this ain't your circus elephant. This is an, we got an elephant from the- It looks like an African elephant.


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[Assistant] It's so much bigger. Now, but I'll go with Rhino, that I think Rhino just goes and stabs its belly and it's in trouble.


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[Assistant] The rhino, I mean the rhino's perfect height, he just barely has to lift his head up, belly stab. But is the rhino sneaking up on the elephant or are they squaring off? I mean they're squaring off, but I think at one point the rhino just kind of come to the side and that belly, elephant's belly is so big. They both consented to the fight, like they're not sneaking up.


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[Assistant] That horn is a problem. That horn is just, man, it's right there and he sharpened it.


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[Assistant] If you can get under it. I mean it's perfectly can't because it's going to be that height.


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[Assistant] Touch the horn? Yeah, that's why they're getting killed all over the world. People are trying to get that. Yeah. And elephants are trying to get that tusk. Their tusk though is as strong as the horn. What do they want to do with that horn?


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[Assistant] How's he gonna win hiding? He's gonna, well, he can just be outside of his range and then he doesn't, he can't see him so he just goes, walks behind him, but they can smell.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he just goes, I don't know what they go. What happened in the post interview? They go, what happened? He goes, I was smelling an ostrich. I was looking for an ostrich the whole time. I had no idea. I was fighting the elephant. I walked in, I smelled ostrich so hard that I go, I'm fighting an ostrich and this elephant came behind me.


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[Assistant] Never smelt them. And crushed me. Yeaah. It was bad. It was bad.


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[Assistant] And the rhinos families in the crowd, we didn't get them the best seats. They can't even see. Like they're... After...


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[Assistant] After the Rhino loses, they stay and they're like, is everything good? We gotta go tell them. You go, no, you just, you didn't watch what happened. And they go, and that's when we find out.


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[Assistant] They go, I can only see about the third row.


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[Assistant] But it's like, there's just too much stuff, I think.


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[Assistant] So let's see, now you can type in elephant versus rider. Especially the weight advantage. I mean, it's just twice the weight.


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[Assistant] Tough draw. Those are the cards. It's a tough draw. It's a tough draw. Needed a better seed. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Is that a black bear or grizzly bear? It looks big. We've already done grizzly bear.


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[Assistant] The weight difference is, I think a moose is, a moose is so big.


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[Assistant] They're so big. I mean, people die, you hit them with the car and they're, there's the, when you go driving Maine and all this, they get moose. You have to really be careful because if you, at night, if you hit a moose, you would take its leg out and if its body falls into the car, you're just all dead. That's how much the moose weighs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I do too. We're a, we're a, we're a bear.


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[Assistant] Bigger than a cow. Just why would you put 200 centimeters? Just do, what is 79 inches? 5 feet? Just say feet.


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[Assistant] We're all doing our own size. Anytime you're reading something, everybody just goes, I can go off.


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[Assistant] Well, it's being, yeah, you're like just be staying at almost six feet tall. What's 70 inches? Five, six feet. So they're, the width of their thing is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I, I, I kinda, I think moose are very mean.


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[Assistant] I think it's a moose. I think they're so big and they outweigh them.


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[Assistant] So your biggest black bear is 500 pounds and then your biggest. But how was it? How, how was it killing the bear?


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[Assistant] It's just flicking it with, it's gonna stab it with its horns there.


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[Assistant] I mean, like, it has, no, no, it's going to, it's going to stab it with its horns there and just to shoot and then stop it. And then like, it's just overwhelming power.


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[Assistant] It's 2000 pounds over 500 pounds of just like, if you swing a head around on a 2000 pound thing, it's going to just make the 500 pound thing fly, dude. They have weight classes for a reason.


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[Assistant] Cause they're just, it's just two different things. And those are like, hey, I mean, those are just knives on like, he just like swinging and hitting it, concussion. I mean, you just, you just, it's like a ragdoll, dude. You're just throwing the bear around. Look, I would give it to a grizzly.


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[Assistant] But I think a black bear is, they're curious, they're not, they don't come from a grizzly bear like, this is what the grizzly bear wants. He wants to fight this goose.


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[Assistant] Well, maybe you run through it because it's like too much. Moose are, they're just so much bigger. We just talked about the weight difference of the elephant and I think you got it. And you're even, you got more so kind of here. Well, it's, it's more than, like, you know, it's, it's triple. It's weight, right? Quadruple it's weight.


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[Assistant] 500 to 2000. And we just did the moose, which was double.


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[Assistant] I mean, the elephant and rhino is double. This is three times or four times, four times, which what would you say in that scenario? 2,500.


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[Assistant] It can, but that's going to be hard to get through that body. A body like that, that's a lot of body. It's not like, you know. I would vote moose.


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[Assistant] Type in, now type in a moose versus a bear.


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[Assistant] If we're talking grizzly bear. No, no, I don't, yeah, but a grizzly bear is so big. Right, right. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we, yeah, we looked over and made it through, but, uh, yeah, I just saw where you went to, uh, the zoo at Hershey. Hershey has a zoo too.


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[Assistant] It's nine feet tall. I mean, it's just gigantic, you know? So I get why people were against that. Yeah. You know, but I think we're just, uh, all right, let's go on to a, is it a tarantula versus a scorpion?


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[Assistant] They went, they go go get, they still don't know that the Rhinos gone. Their son is dead. They're still waiting for the fight to start and they're at concessions now and they've been there for a while and they have to really wait till they get up to the front of the line.


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[Assistant] They, they, you know, most people like, get your order kind of before you get to the front of the line, the Rhino family. They're getting a paper menu.


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[Assistant] But I think they, but they eat where you go, well, you're kind of canceling out the food. Just get a regular Coke. Just get a regular Coke. And, but they specifically say, no, no, no, we drink diet. Makes them feel better. I don't drink my calories. I don't drink my calories. And then they, but they have, I mean, just buckets of pop, you know, and when they come back to the seats, it's a whole thing. Like it's.


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[Assistant] Oh, like everybody's got to get up. Giraffes are like trying to stand kind of to the side and it's just, boom, it's just knocking people over. They're winded. They got a lot of beer. Uh, yeah. People, some fights are about to start happening in the stands, in the stands. Cause people are just like, this is crazy.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the kids, I mean, that's the best part is the kids, I mean, they all walk through with cotton candy around the horns.


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[Assistant] And you got to eat it off the other person. Cause you can't get your own. Cause they can't reach it. So you take a couple of bites, they can take a couple of bites. They're taking up a bunch of seats and it's like one of those you go, I think if you're a smaller animal, you just, you see that, uh, you see them sitting in your seats, rhinos, you just kind of go.


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[Assistant] You just, you gotta move, you gotta go kinda go to the top. There's some empty spots up at the top.


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[Assistant] Because they, I mean, the baboons were all sitting together, but we had to get them out immediately. Like they are just, they've been a problem the whole time. They're a wild crew. Yeah. Yeah. Win or lose. Win or lose. You just don't, you can't really have them there.


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[Assistant] I mean, they're in the parking lot wrecking cars right now. We're hearing car alarms go off left and right. And so then we're also kind of like trying to get them back of that, you know, it's trouble. So for this fight, Trance and Scorpion, no one even really cares about this fight.


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[Assistant] They, they, they were making their way towards them. And then the whole time we had discussions of going, I think we got to put them kind of on top of each other because these two things were trying to find each other.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, and we were doing that, but it's just they're too, they're walking too far.


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[Assistant] And people go, come on, this is ridiculous. And we go, that's all part of it. We're trying to be.


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[Assistant] You know, organic here. Sponsors are dropping off. What are we doing?


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[Assistant] We'll be here for a month waiting for them to try to find each other. And we go, all right, all right, you made good points. So we go in, we get glasses, we get them up. We're walking them closer with glasses. People are finally like, yay! People are cheering that on. So then the, uh,


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[Assistant] We, we, we let him out of the, the glasses and, uh, the transfer goes out, Scorpion goes out, hits one of the guys with the glasses. That guy goes down. No one saw that coming. No one saw that coming at all. We get the stretcher out there and he's like, can't move.


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[Assistant] Pretty crazy. But weirdly people are excited about it. Oh yeaah, well they think that's part of it. Something's happening. That's part of it. But in the Scorpion, I'll be honest with you, he gets a big head. Gets a big head because now he's got people cheering for him. But he's used kind of all his stuff.


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[Assistant] Well then it's spider all day. That looks like a tarantula, but it's a spider all day.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, it doesn't help that in this fight, one guy's holding one versus the other one.


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[Assistant] I think a tarantula can be so much bigger than a scorpion too, and it's got just eight


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[Assistant] Things and it's gonna just, uh, it's gonna get it in, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeaah, I mean look how big it is, dude. There's a lot of tarantula versus scorpions.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, then it's shooting, it's, it's holding its thing and then. Well, this is exactly what we talked about. This, I mean, this is what this is in their Roman Coliseum. They're holding hands. Yeah. This is eventually what we would have to do. They're on a date actually.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And the scorpion just wants out. It's, I forgot about its clippers. It's got, that's pretty good. Can you fast forward it? I don't know if you need to watch it. It's eight minutes long.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So now it's got the food. Now the bugs. It's eating the bug. That was the whole point. Uh, so you keep going. Trenches are big, dude. And uh,


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[Assistant] Oh, now they're really going. Now they're really going.


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[Assistant] And, uh, who wins? Why would they even do this? You know?


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[Assistant] I think the tarantula won. So, I mean, this one we're kind of cheating and we kind of fast forward to...


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[Assistant] Uh, we actually watched a video of it, but we're, we're going to say the tarantula. I mean, I was going to say it's having trouble.


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[Assistant] Scorpion is trained in a mostly offensive aggressive, uh, so the scorpion did train, but the tarantula trained also, uh, and


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[Assistant] This, this is going to leave as a lot of people are going to say that was my favorite fight. I mean it took a while to get the fight set up.


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[Assistant] But once they got it set up, man, it was a good fight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but it's like a grappler. Like it's going to just be able to get, it could, it could use your legs to hold down the pinchers. It's like the thing that you get to stuff.


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[Assistant] It's just, yeah, the way you can stand, the scorpion's really kind of flat to the ground, can't really get up.


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[Assistant] Uh, it's got its scorpion thing, but again, it did get the person that was dropping the cup, the glass down. So.


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[Assistant] This was a, this was a great fight. This is a fight, a lot of people, we are definitely selling some merch, uh, the Scorpion and the tarantula and people are really leaving going, what a fight. That was a truly amazing, you know, fight. And then, you know, and so how long is this tournament lasted?


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[Assistant] Few years. They basically all live there now. Yeah. They basically, we let animals live there. They've taken over.


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[Assistant] It's kind of late in this, so we're not going to start, but I'm announcing it that we're going to do robots next. You put it out there. I put it out because we're going to be up against the...


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Of categories. Oh, like you, this is a...


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[Assistant] This is a thing. Did someone send this to us or we just picked it? Someone sent it to us.


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[Assistant] There's a lot of fun stuff to do. It's Big Mac. It's Big Mac all the way.


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[Assistant] That's what I would, yeah. I would honestly be Big Mac is the champion and then you can have a conversation about how you build out from there. I would agree. But I would go Big Mac champion.


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[Assistant] Nice to get the, uh, 7-Eleven had those, uh, taquitos or something. Those are great, man.


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[Assistant] We went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night, met some fans or some folks there and they did, uh, uh, after the show, but they had a Buffalo chicken wrap and it was so good. It's so good.


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[Assistant] The McDonald's one? No, no, no, no. The back to the world.


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[Assistant] I mean, I think it hits, I think it, it, it gets a couple hits in, but then it's just like. It's, it's a bloodbath. Ultimately the hippo. No, I think, yeah, I do think it's that. I'd be like, so say it's five rounds, you're like, oh wow, the dolphin came out in the first round and you're like.