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[Assistant] Can I vent about the post office for a minute? I've told some of you this story, but, uh, yeaah, so, uh, someone from our community sent us a package. From Australia. Was an express mail, which costs more and guarantees it by a certain time. What they probably didn't tell this person is that if we don't pick it up within five days, they send it right back to them.


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[Assistant] That's crazy. Can you believe that? Five days. No. That is not long enough. What if you were out of town? And in our case, I checked the mail once a week. Yep. So I checked it. You could miss. I checked it the day after it came. Yep. And then a week goes by. Gone. Already sent back. That's insane.


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[Assistant] Some should be, like who you think you had a good idea or someone said it.


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[Assistant] They can't be a warehouse for- for- But we're talking one week and this is a P.O. box that we pay a lot of money for every year. That's true. They can hold it for a week. They can hold it for a month! Depending on how big it is. Exactly. I understand there's a cutoff where, look, you gotta pick this up. A month. Or we're gonna start charging you.


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[Assistant] And they should tell everybody before they pay that extra money for that, look, if they don't pick it up within five days, it's coming back to you. Cause I don't think anybody would pay for that service at that point.


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[Assistant] Why, when you go to the post office and you got a little slip on your PO box that says you got a package, why when you give it to them, do they act like it's an Easter egg hunt? Like, do they not have a shelf back there with letters and numbers on it? Seems like the point of the slip is for some organization. Yea, here it is, it's probably on shelf two.


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[Assistant] That's right. It won't get sent back to you. Just send us a bitcoin.


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[Assistant] I think, I mean for me the most effective ones are like the skills you come out of there with. Yeah, absolutely. That seems like the most positive and real.


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[Assistant] This, this situation makes you waking up the wrong way seem pretty silly. It was just a story.


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[Assistant] I can't honestly say that because I don't remember. Yeah, it's not worth talking about. Okay. There's a lot of things you don't remember that you should do, uh, one of those games you play, sharpen your brain, you see the commercials all the time. I don't know. I think any game's a brain sharpener.


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[Assistant] It's sad, it's sad to watch. Yeah, yeah. I don't know how many times we've gone to a restaurant and you're like, we're ready? And we're like, no one has their change yet, or their cards. And you're like, ahhh. No one ordered yet. Simon's still ordering.


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[Assistant] You know what else I had to start doing? I used to like try to order like, the works, which is every- it's like a supreme. And I'd say, but give it double meat. I want some more protein on there.


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[Assistant] I don't know what that means, but- I'm gonna copy and paste this. Make with her sister? Yeah, that's weird. Easy. According to what Afshar says, make means it's good number two.


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[Assistant] Can we just act them out too? Of course. I like to act them out.


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[Assistant] There's also some stuff that we hope to return to, you know, they just don't finish the games. I don't know what they're waiting on. Raft is making progress, but not done. Subnautica, uh, snow game. Snow game, yes, you nailed it. Is, uh, not done completely. What else? Oh, Satisfaction.


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[Assistant] Usually. It's a quality ass show. It's a soap opera.


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[Assistant] I would know what happened to me last night if it was recorded. Yea, recorded, yea.


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[Assistant] I wonder if it would translate what you think you're saying in your dream to speech.


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[Assistant] But also did I cut a video that kinda showed you which weapons and tools are the best to build in the beginning? Maybe we'll talk about that one.


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[Assistant] Well most of these games though, if you got a laptop open beside you with Wikipedia... Done hell.


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[Assistant] If I get fajitas, which I think is what I said, what did I say? You did say fajitas, you did. Yeah, when I get fajitas, fajita quesadilla is a whole different thing. Oh, okay. That's true.


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[Assistant] I've seen crunchy tacos all my life. It came over, uh, with Christopher Columbus.


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[Assistant] 1962. Because yeaah, I mean I never saw a Taco Bell till I was like 18. We didn't have them in my town growing up.


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[Assistant] But you always had the, was it Ortega? Or like the crunchy shells in the grocery store? Yep.


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[Assistant] I got one, uh, let's see. I got more than one. I'll read one. You ready? Uhm, I'm barely, I'm barely ready. I'm barely ready. Take a minute. I'm dying, tell me now. What is it, what is it?


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[Assistant] Captured this comment a couple weeks ago. So it's late. Sorry it's late. Today is Neebs the Corgi's third birthday. And of course we get to celebrate it with Ark and a little doggy cake.


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[Assistant] We'd love it if you could do a happy birthday for him and my boyfriend Luke. This was April, the birthday was April 21st. On the next coming in comments, we've been a long time, we've been long time fans and we watch your videos more than TV and I'd love to surprise him with y'all singing to him for his birthday. Needs and Luke? Kisses. That's right.


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[Assistant] I saw a video the other day, it was like one of those little cars that you put kids in. But it has like, you know, they can drive it. Little kid driving a car. Don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking about.


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[Assistant] Anyway, that made my day. Happy birthday, Neebs dog. Not my dog, but Corgi Neebs. Here's an ARC comment, uh, I won't elaborate too much. Oh man, these are wordy. I'm bad at reading things. You picked them, I guess.


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[Assistant] Uh, this is from Dens, Densensu. You wanna read it?


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[Assistant] So I don't want to dive in it too much, but I assume by the time this podcast comes out, Thicke will have tried to do that. I don't know, does that happen this weekend? I think he tries this weekend, maybe last weekend.


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[Assistant] This is a spoiler alert then. I don't want to spoil too much, but uh, we're gonna be trying to do that very soon. Mm-hmm. So yeah.


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[Assistant] Pick a house, Stralis. I did. I picked a house. Of you? House me.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, this one was actually, the first time I saw this was on Twitter, uh, Shasha Boom retweeted it, and there's some other, uh, names here, uh, uh, Fangykins and, uh,


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[Assistant] Irish Pickle, Kung Fu Kiddo is tagged on this, Jet City Rascal,


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[Assistant] Anyway, it was about PLGX and then Shoshaboom sent us a package. Sent us all, it's got this little pledge card and the little bracelets and the armbands. And it's just kind of a pledge of world peace and supporting each other and love and I thought it was great. And I don't really want to read this whole thing.


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[Assistant] That's one of the things I loved about going to RTX is whenever we would speak to someone who had never heard of us or our community, they were just like, man, that is a, this community is very positive, very supportive. That's, I mean, that's something to be proud of. It's so fun. It's great. It's so cool.


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[Assistant] A lot of people that were at RTX were people who were not comfortable in social situations, but people from the community said, coming out would be fine, we got your back.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I love it. You guys are an amazing community. That's true.


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[Assistant] So, uh, yeaah. Let's wrap it up. We'll go have dinner in a bit. We'll wait forever for Simon to order his meal. And we'll see you next one! Yep! Ha ha ha!


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[Assistant] This is Burger King. Is your eggplant baked or broiled?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm excited for Disenchantment, just because I'm a fan of the creator Matt Groening. Yes. I like The Simpsons, I like Futurama, I'm excited about what his next deal is. Yes, so from, you said Matt, it's Groening? I honestly don't know, I've already said Groening.


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[Assistant] Ah. So yeaah, they got Shantoo used it for. I've never used it. I look forward to it.


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[Assistant] We have Mike Stans here at Neve's Gaming, but we would like to have those-


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[Assistant] I know. You use your words. We may have talked about this, but, uh, App Store's mom's kinda the same way. She's like...


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[Assistant] Was it soup? A sandwich? Was it your cherry coke zero?


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[Assistant] He's like a burp-mon-yay. What do you call those people? Ss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it would make a big difference. Mhm. I'd like to have, just some, it'd be fun just to have. Just carry around with me.


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[Assistant] But you don't remember going, oh crap, wrong arrows, gotta switch halfway through.


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[Assistant] I think here's what would have happened in my brain as soon as it happened. Oh boy, I've been shooting stone arrows and we'll hear about this later.


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[Assistant] I mean, I mean me and- Mr. Foxer. Me and Apsro especially. You've grown very attached to lightning. Oh yea, I like lightning. Mr. Fox, I lost Charlie Brown. They're all done.


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[Assistant] Well, I bonded with Charlie, and then before that, Pierre and I were tight.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we killed it. By the way. You killed it. By the way. We did a good job. This is gonna rub you the wrong way, Dralis. But we kept reading all these comments about controlling the air. Yeah. Like giving a burst. Yep. And then. Which you can't. Which you said you can't. Oh.


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[Assistant] I jumped in right after you said that and you can. Anthony backed me up on that too. He was wrong. He was wrong too.


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[Assistant] Well, if you want another gas bag, you can control it somewhat.


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[Assistant] They'd rent, they'd take too long to get to the point. Well, you can always skip the cutscene. Well, I'd like to hear a little bit of it.


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[Assistant] I heard the Amazon one was more like commissioned by the guys that put on the show, so it's a little less negative.


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[Assistant] But I'm not 100%, that's what I heard. But I heard it is less negative.


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[Assistant] Listen, some of those people that went, I'm like, these people are just as bad as the, as the organizers. Yeah. Well, I didn't see that in the documentary. Like that one guy that was like, like peeing on tents and ripping tents, so nobody would sleep near him. Well, that's insane. That's crazy.


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[Assistant] In any situation, I've been in with people where things get tough, people are like, alright, what do we gotta do to get through this? That's, that should be more normal.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but there might not have been like guns on the course just shooting across the course. No, there wasn't anything like that. Gotcha.


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[Assistant] And it was funny to read comments because, I mean, we usually have a thousand people at our stream. Right. That night, three thousand, and you kept seeing, like, in the chat, did I miss it? Did he make the sandwich yet?


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[Assistant] Thank you, Jen Locke and Rooster Teeth. Watch the trailer, cause it's, you gotta watch the trailer to appreciate it.


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[Assistant] Or hanging out with a friend or watching a show you like, but I like goals. When I'm working towards goals, whether it be, uh, it could be anything. It could be you're a collector, or you're building something. Maybe you like cars and you're working on a car. I like having projects. It motivates me to always have something to look forward to.


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[Assistant] But they say that's similar to, uh, you know, like dopamine is a thing. Like people check, you check Facebook and you get like a little shot of, you know, something that makes you feel like it, but like getting things done actually does that, but it's productive at the same time.


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[Assistant] But some people also, they put too many things on their list, and things get, you just end up with this huge list. So, if you do find yourself in a situation like that, maybe you go, what are the top two or three most important things?


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[Assistant] And you're not saying this is what I eat now, you're like, I'm just gonna eat some of these in between before I eat my pizza or cheeseburger or whatever.


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[Assistant] I mean, mental health is hugely tied to what you're eating and your digestive process. Absolutely. I'll add one more thing, uh, simplify.


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[Assistant] But if a soup is warm, that would be one thing, but if it's not, if it's hot or cold, is it savory? If it's savory, that would take cereal out of it. That would matter without a doubt. If it's sweet versus savory.


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[Assistant] Hey, very nice. I think, Neebs. Yes sir. Your time to shine. Alright, this first comment is actually from Twitter and I saw it because of one of Spudzilla's posts, but I think she was retweeting from


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[Assistant] 500 man conga line with pink wigs. The entire town will be a buzz. Why are all these people running around with pink wigs on? That's in May, uh, PLGX, uhm. We're almost sold out, aren't we? Yeah, there's, there's, there's still some tickets left, so if you're still thinking about coming in May, get them now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, there's probably like 60 or 70 tickets. Get them while they're hot! Yeah, they are hot right now. Steamy. Simon, you'll put a link in the description. It can't be as bad.


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[Assistant] But tight, tight, tight. Bullshit. So this comment is from John Cerruti. It's from an Ark Raptor surprise. And a random question. If you guys were renting a house for a week and it came time for you to leave, how thoroughly would you clean said house? Keep in mind, a cleaning service comes at noon. And you pay for that.


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[Assistant] And most people in my family have always done service jobs, me included, and you hear about their day over and over again, uh, whether it's, uh,


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[Assistant] I would say, yea, try to, try to, we all, we're all working in this world. Try to do your best to make somebody else's job a little easier. I'll try to be more conscious of that. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Okay, this next comment is kind of funny because we actually touched on it earlier. It's from H-Shack, this is from the GTA car sumo video we did. Can someone explain how Dora can unwittingly drive right into a lake in Hope County


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[Assistant] But it helped me win the first time. Yeaah, that was hilarious. This next one's from, uh, Drunk Friend, which apps are loved.


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[Assistant] Fuck that game. I thought that was the game that Thicke was talking about earlier, or was it Simon that was saying the app store was complaining about, but it was Ark.


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[Assistant] This comment is from Drunk Friend. It's from Flying Fajitas. Uh, do not put, because we talked about the ladies having a seizure.


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[Assistant] And, uh, and I made a, just jokingly say put a wallet in her mouth so she don't bite her tongue or whatever. But, uh, flying fetus says, do not put things in the mouth of a person having a seizure. This is a very common misconception. And, uh, so I think that's a pro tip for people.


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[Assistant] And also, I didn't want to elaborate on why. Well, I just think you just probably shouldn't put anything in their mouth. Uhm, but I did pull up another, uh, thing from, from the internet. Uh, it talks about epilepsy first aid facts. You wanna hear them? Sure. Yeah, I'm curious. Okay, these are don'ts. Do not restrain a person. Do not offer them food or drink. That makes sense. Yeah. Put anything in their mouth.


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[Assistant] Okay. Or perform CPR. Okay. Or ask them to dance. Dues. Not the time. Uh, keep people out of the way.


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[Assistant] If you're not restraining them, no shit. Clear, hard and sharp objects away from the person. Don't try to hold him or her down.


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[Assistant] We're on the do's now. This says place them on their side, uh, to help keep their airway clear. Uh, look at your watch, and at the start of the seizure, uh, to time its length, and uh, don't put anything in their mouth, once again.


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[Assistant] Hopefully we learn. We learn things. You know, it's scary if you've ever seen a person have a seizure. Oh it is. And knowing what to do beforehand or just knowing, you know, how not to freak out would help. Yep.


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[Assistant] It's great though, now everyone has a phone, I mean pretty much any situation you can look up real quickly what to do or call for help. So, uh, but yeaah. Don't assume you know what to do, if you're not sure.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, like I, I like being around people, and I like logistics, and uh, like, uh, I dunno.


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[Assistant] You see dancing cops on TV and how could you not be jealous of that?


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[Assistant] I like the option. I like the option too. Why not? We've got, uh, we recorded, it's not out yet, but uh, what's the other game we played? Blade and Sorcery, right? Yea. Now that was a lot of fun, but in that game you walk, and that's the only time I feel a little dizzy.


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[Assistant] The winter onesies changed my life, uh, one of the best things I've ever bought. Just think if you were up in the vortex. I know, I was out last night, it was 35 degrees and, uh, I was too hot. I could have had a layer less on.


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[Assistant] After I was playing a video when I first got here of a girl that had wet her hair and then like, I don't know, she was upside down or something like she hung her head upside down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, like, well, the coldest I've had so far is 20 degrees, uhm, which my body was fine, face is kinda cold. I don't ever want to experience negative, honestly anything.


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[Assistant] We just tried it, it worked. Yeah. But did you try it, like, did you try it after an update? Compared to when he tried it?


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[Assistant] No, I always see that icon that yeah, it looks like it just gives you a temporary boost. I didn't know that. No, I explained it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I-I complain about the explorer notes just because I find them uninteresting. Because they're just like a thing you have to stop and read.


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[Assistant] Like Conan, I like the ghost thing. In some instances where it kind of, you know, like that instance where it showed you the ghost sacrificing somebody. And then, okay, now I understand I need to sacrifice somebody here to open up a tunnel. That's a great way to present a narrative and to guide you down a path.


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[Assistant] And voiceovers are always weird to me in a multiplayer game anyway. Yeah. Like, uh, I was watching Anthem coming up. Uhm, I was watching some footage of that being played and the characters were always fucking talking. It's Chatterboxville. Why? It's like that should never happen.


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[Assistant] Exactly, it's like, I wanna be talking to my teammates, I wanna be interacting in that way. It's like, it's such an odd decision where the developers think I gotta, I gotta put a voice to these characters. It's like, no. It's cause they're hearing it when they're


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[Assistant] To me, I feel like developers should strive to tell an interesting story, but have the character not say a word.


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[Assistant] I don't mind the game presenting me a narrative, like something like an Uncharted, a GTA, a Red Dead, uhm, I don't mind that in a single player game.


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[Assistant] To me the best was the footage when they got there and like everyone saw their tents. Oh yeaah. Like, that's where we're supposed to sleep. And then just chaos. They're ripping up tents, they're stealing beds, all the beds are soaked because there were no lights.


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[Assistant] Alright. To me, my favorite quote in the whole movie, I think it was from, uh, was it Ja Rule? Yeaah. That was part of the whole thing, and like, they're in the team, they're in the team meeting afterwards, and they're talking about the disaster. Oh god. And it's like, you know.


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[Assistant] I'm just trying to work that one out with a pencil. Yea, let's work it out.


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[Assistant] And I would really appreciate it. Thanks for all the awesome content guys. Makes my day when I see you guys have uploaded a new video.


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[Assistant] What works for me every day, like every day, I like, when I wake up, I have like an idea of what I want to get done for the day. And I write it down. I got a little piece of paper right beside my workspace and I write down, I want to get this done, this done, this done. I've heard that. And it feels so good to scratch that off. I've heard that every time.


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[Assistant] Yeah, having a, having a clean room feels good. Yep. Yeah. Like when he's like, oh, all my stuff's like, in, in order.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Alright, my next comment is from Eduardo Souza. Eduardo. Uh, that says, you guys need a time stamp list for commenting on comments. And you know what that is, Simon.


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[Assistant] Well, a timestamp list, so like, if, uh, so, you know, in the last comment on comments, uhm, you know, the title was talking about Battlefield Friends, but I don't think we started talking about Battlefield Friends until minute, like, 55? Or something like that? So a timestamp would be, like, in the description box.


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[Assistant] The 412 LOL, uh, says, guys, Subnautica below zero is out, early access, just wanted to let you know this. Uh, hope this gets uncommented, no comments, it did. Uh, yeah, Subnautica, uh, has a DLC out.


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[Assistant] But one, it's not finished yet. Because just as early, it is early access.


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[Assistant] Crazy world we live in. But uhm, and also there is a lot more dialogue in this one. Like the main character speaks and speaks to somebody.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I'm excited about it, I'm excited to play it. And yeaah, for people out there that may not have known, Subnautica has new content out, but it's not finished, it's still early access. So be warned, if you're jumping in now expecting a full game, it's not there yet. That's what early access means. Exactly.


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[Assistant] Fire did have a really good name. Yeah, and some good branding. I'll give it to him. The branding was tight. It was all bullshit.


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[Assistant] I don't know how. Uh, it's probably just controls. Cause I will say the uh, the Far Cry vehicle controls are very floaty. They're super loose. Oh my god. Super loose if you're full speed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I have a drunk friend is a great concept for a game, but it's been ruined by sh- in like purposefully shitty controls. What if they just made-


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[Assistant] Yeah, I remember the first time I saw one, it was in, uh, it must have been 9th grade. And as you see, one of my classmates out of nowhere just fell and just went right into it. And at the time, I had no idea what was happening.


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[Assistant] Man, I hate I missed that. That was a fun one, yeaah. Especially Blade and Sorcery, yeaah. We'll do another one. Well hey, if Blade and Sorcery does well, we'll do another one. Okay. Aaaaand I wanna be in it. I wanna stab people.


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[Assistant] Good. And then we had, yeah, Champ Wild was here.


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[Assistant] Alright, we're rolling. Start it off, Daniel. Go ahead, Daniel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, simple context, nice racks. Don't sucks.


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[Assistant] I had a friend from high school come down and visit me once and he was kind of the same, well not like you, but he was afraid to get in the water because of sharks and I was like no, you're not gonna see anything, it's fine, just hop in.


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[Assistant] Uh-huh. Apsro. Uh-huh. Alright, this is from, uh, uh, the drunken VR bar fight. Nice. Great video. I loved watching that. Yeah, uh, this is a comment from Anthony Ravella, says, You know how they have spirit animals? This is Apsro's spirit game.


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[Assistant] We should do another video and let them try it. Uh, yeaah. And, and there's more stuff like, uh, now I know a couple of tips about you can drink certain things, gives you certain powers, makes you stronger. The one we saw makes you taller. Okay. So yeaah.


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[Assistant] Cool. I'm curious to check it out because it does look neat. It's a fun idea for a DLC. We're going to Mars!


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[Assistant] The game is fun, I wish it had, uh, I wish the other characters got bloody.


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[Assistant] Well, this is, uh, I saw a few comments about this, but it kinda leads into my next comment. This is from Swassles that says, uh, please play Gorn VR. It would be perfect for you guys. I don't know if you guys have seen Gorn. I have. It's that gladiator. The arena. Yeah. Kind of arena. But, but that one, uh, that one is a little bit more bloody than a drunken bar fight. It's more cartoony.


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[Assistant] There's the app! Whatever the future, it'll be used for educational purposes. Like instead of, you know, home ec class, instead of the bag of sugar, it's this app that you have to carry around for a little bit. Did you have a bag of sugar?


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[Assistant] For some reason I pictured him to look like his fat little dwarf art character. Feels like it suits him so much better than his real life body. I imagine a lot of people would.


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[Assistant] Uh, when we were on set, I just, you know, wore a shirt. But then after that, I just, you know, I put a hoodie on or something. Covered it up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, BuzzTab wouldn't be too bad. But no, it was over the weekend, though, so, I mean, I remember, I didn't, yeah. 48 hour film festival? Yeah, and after we were done, I just shaved my head. Mhm. Yeah. But yeah, I didn't go into, I didn't have to go into work with it, or anything like that. One of the best head explosions ever. Yes!


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[Assistant] How long did it take you to do that? I'm trying to remember how long that video was.


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[Assistant] Gotcha. They're fun, yeaah. We started with Blade.


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[Assistant] So, because you're actually using footage of the film, did you run into any copyright issues with that? Or was it just-


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[Assistant] That's cool. Cause when I first saw it, I was like, damn, I'm surprised he gets away with that. But I guess it's transformative and it is sort of making fun of the movie.


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[Assistant] Then you walk in and out of frame. That's a weird setup. I see what you would like to see. But yea, I feel like we would need a better setup.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. I mean, we're all still getting along. It was just kinda like, yeaah, we banished him from the tribe and left him, left him for dead for a little while.


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[Assistant] Should do that with you two, just, you guys fucked up, you gotta go live in the woods alone.


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[Assistant] Simple context, smoke crack. There you go.


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[Assistant] That MegaRant video blows my mind. Just like, the algorithm just loves that one. He just picked it and was like, this was the best, this was the best I got. When I was just like, I wanna replace that video with this.


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[Assistant] How crowded was it last year? Is it like the madness of like a comic con?


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[Assistant] Cut your way through. Excuse me, lightsaber coming through. Yeah, I'm excited about RTX. Daniel, you'll be there as well. When will this come out? It'll be like right before we go, right? It's gonna come out in, uh, a week. So yeah, it'll be right before we go to RTX. So we'll be there, we'll have a booth. I mean, you guys got a booth as well, right?


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[Assistant] How it should have ended. Go say hey to Daniel. And then come say hey to us.


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[Assistant] Save the bottle. Oh you Simon? It's gonna stink.


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[Assistant] Nah, I think it'd be a cool guy to hang out with. Yeah, there's just a couple moments where you're like, eh, okay, you're getting a little, getting a little wonky here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I watched it. It's so jarring, I think, because those characters age so much, like especially Job. Uhm, I love that actor to death. Uhm, god, what's his name? Help me out. Plays Job. Skinny guy. I forgot his name.


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[Assistant] Is it Will Arnett? Is it Will Arnett? That's his name. Does BoJack Horseman show I love to death? Uhm, but he's, he's put on some weight. And the, the, the difference between him and one season to the next is it's so jarring. It's like, damn, I just can't, I can't focus on anything but that.


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[Assistant] They only had a limited time to shoot everybody's scenes, and there was rarely a chance where the entire cast is together.


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[Assistant] I've never seen any of those old ones. I kinda want to now.


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[Assistant] I'm not sure. But the name of the movie is just Joker.


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[Assistant] She's wrong every time. It's a weird move on DC's part because they have this cinematic universe that they've created and it's terrible. And now they're just creating an, uh, an offshoot Joker movie?


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[Assistant] I don't know, that'd be a Joaquin Phoenix comedy joker movie. Okay.


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[Assistant] He did road trip with Tom Green. Road trip? Oh ho ho, Tom Green plays with a snake. That's a weird jump in.


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[Assistant] It just seems to stand out in my head. Like he's driving to college and just sees a dead deer on the side of the road. And the next five minutes is him screaming, getting out of the car, skinning this deer and putting it on his head and running around.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I never saw it. I'd heard bad things. Well that was at the time that, that whole production crew...


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[Assistant] I think it was an offshoot of the scary movie crew. I think they were just, they were trying to make parody movies.


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[Assistant] Oh my gosh. No, he said parody. Well, that's what it is. It was like it was a parody of 300, right?


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[Assistant] I thought you guys needed to call them up and be like, where was the inspiration for this character? But he didn't really talk about sharks? Nope.


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[Assistant] Uh, not for a long time. There were, there was a period in my life when we were trying to do, uh, short films and I entered a couple festivals.


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[Assistant] But, uh, it didn't really pan out because the people that, my friends that we were making the projects with, they all had their own jobs, so we kinda, I never really committed to it and the animations just kinda fit better as a way for me to have an outlet and kinda like make my own ideas just the way I see them and not have to like


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[Assistant] It's actually a lot easier than anything we put out regularly because you're not, all you do is just film your face and then the time, but it does still take a long time to cut out the mouth and apply it to the footage. So we've taken anywhere from a week to two weeks per episode.


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[Assistant] We started with Blade Runner as a test because when the new Blade Runner movie was coming out, we were like, what are we going to do? I don't want to animate this. Nobody talks about this movie. So we just started thinking it might be fun to do a recap. So that's where it started.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and we're not trying to like show it and it's an entirety or an eclipse. A lot of times you get in trouble if you have a scene that's too long. So we try to condense everything to keep it to a simple joke and move on.


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[Assistant] I don't know if, I don't wanna say you can, because I know people get claimed all the time, but I think the problem is their clips are, they're including too much. So we try to really like, cut it down so that there is a piece of a statement we're trying to make. Gotcha, it's just like a short burst.


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[Assistant] And that's something that's never like fun to read and I feel like a lot of people just think you don't read the comments or everybody. It is like a real voice and a real opinion. It does hurt your feelings sometimes. How do you guys like, it's one thing to be like, whatever, I don't care. But what do you do if you read a comment that like really like strikes a nerve that you just like


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[Assistant] Yeah. I'm the worst at, like, we'll work so hard on a video, and then I'll see the one comment that says, this sucked, not your best.


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[Assistant] It can feel, it can be damaging. Like, if you focus on it, it really like, can mess with you.


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[Assistant] So he wasn't that guy that brought sauce and no chips.


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[Assistant] The first one is from Nunya Business. Nice. It says, Neebs never replies to me. And I wanna know why is that Neebs? Who was that from? What has Nunya Business done to you? Is there a reply to it?


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[Assistant] Oh, you know what, it says there are two replies and I can't tell cause I did a screenshot. I bet you, I bet you these replied. Did you reply to Nunya Business? What video was it? He's gonna find it and do it now. That's wonderful.


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[Assistant] Simple contacts! And you know what? When you're looking for comments you can't find them in your comments section. Simple contacts!


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[Assistant] This one is from Crichton9696. Says, I'm going to RTX this year and I'm so excited to know that you guys will be there as well. If possible, can you give an idea of where you guys will be on each day because I want to meet you guys in person and it will make my first con ever the best one.


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[Assistant] We'll be at our booth. That's what I said in the end. I was like, come to our booth.


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[Assistant] You left a note so they could return it. I did see that.


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[Assistant] Tommy Lee, Jason's. No, uhm, the fucking- Samuel L. Jackson.


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[Assistant] Whatcha watching, Daniel? I was trying to think of something. I haven't, I feel like I haven't seen a lot of movies since Infinity War. That's like the last thing we've been working on. That was the last one I went and saw. You didn't see Ant-Man yet? I did see Ant-Man. How was that? Uh, it was, it's funny. It's good. It's not really like the, oh my gosh, if you don't see it, you will be totally lost in the whole thing. Right.


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[Assistant] You did? Yeah. Okay. Well then you should, you're already kind of familiar with what it's like. But it's just more of the same.


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[Assistant] I think it's really, I mean, it's a light show, but it's got enough drama and enough of the nostalgic 80s stuff that I'm just like, this is all the stuff I enjoy.


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[Assistant] Uh, Iron Man. I watched that Kiss Me First series on Netflix, which is a very, like, sci-fi drama, and it was directed by Tom Green. I did not, I thought that was really, I didn't even know he was directing at all. This is really bizarre. Interesting.


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[Assistant] No one uh, an entertaining closing segment? I don't know, you put me on the spot.


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[Assistant] I know. As the editor for ARK, I'm actually excited for Extinction, though. The whole style of the show should change. Yeah, it seems like it would. Sci-fi, metallic. Okay.


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[Assistant] What if every car has like different things on it and you have to drive over a color? If you drive over blue, the potato guns. Oh, that's even better. They're activated for like 5-10 seconds and then blades are yellow. Yep.


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[Assistant] Black tux and Casper mattress. We are so classy. Yea. I want a black tux. Well, you can have a black tux because black tux dot com lets you rent awesome suits and tuxedos in all styles online.


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[Assistant] Black tux, they might add the beanie after they hear this, but with black tux, with the free home try on, you could feel the quality and see the fit months before you need the suit or tux.


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[Assistant] And shipping is free both ways. So you can get $20 off your purchase by visiting blacktucks.com slash neves. That's blacktucks.com slash neves for $20 off your purchase.


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[Assistant] So this is a perfect example of things you should keep inside your brain.


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[Assistant] We're probably like bored out though a little bit more than you needed to be. How so?


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[Assistant] That's it, man. You can't only do so many things for so long, right? That's true, yea. So, you know, we'll see what happens. I'm gonna title this is Simon Quitting. You know what you should do? What? Pass the torch to just some random. Homeless person? A day laborer. Or a fan.


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[Assistant] Back to the pitcher. It's like the little celebratory round the horn. Right, so that might all be from a baseball game, an old baseball game. I'm more confused now than when we started out. Who knows? Yea, it didn't help.


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[Assistant] Okay. So, is that it? We're ending on a high note, right? That was, yea. No, that was for your last comment. Yea.


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[Assistant] Why, you know what, let, you bring up, this is something that annoys me. Why is it that there can't be one good knockoff of, uh, English muffins? Like, I get English muffins, and that's great, but why are they the only ones that can make a muffin, an English muffin, like that?


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[Assistant] Because I've eaten all kinds of English muffins. Well there's all kinds of brands of them, sure. I know, and guess what? What? None of them are like English muffins. English muffins are by far the best muffin when it comes down to store bought muffins. And it annoys me that they've cracked the code. They've got like a butter


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[Assistant] Cause if you like, if you like stupid, quick, easy pizza, I don't know if for some reason this isn't real pizza, but this was the bullshit pizza, I would take those flicky.


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[Assistant] Like you would- The flaky layers ones? Yes, the flaky layers ones.


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[Assistant] They're already sweet and buttery, then you get whatever sauce you want to put on there, and then whatever cheese you want to put on there, but ten minutes later you've got these little baked pizzas. That sounds awesome actually. They are fucking good. How high were you?


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[Assistant] For as much pizza snobbery that's come out of you.


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[Assistant] Who's our next sponsor, Simon? Whip out that next sponsor. Who dat boi? Casper Mattress.


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[Assistant] You actually do lie. On it. Yeah, you do. That's it. Hey. Liar. Free joke. That joke was free. We're not charging for that one. Not one. Uh, so from, I know you said it before, but from the process, the unboxing and then to the setup and everything.


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[Assistant] With free shipping and returns in the US and Canada. But the best part is you can be sure of your purchase with Casper's 100 night risk free sleep on it trial. After all, you spent a third of your life sleeping, so you should be comfortable.


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[Assistant] So now you can get $50 towards select mattresses by visiting casper.com slash Neebs and using Neebs at checkout.


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[Assistant] That's Casper.com. Offer code Neebs for $50 off your mattress purchase. Terms and conditions apply. Thank you, Casper Mattress. Thank you. Alright, so, me now. Yeaah. Let's go and talk about bread some more.


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[Assistant] Budemak on the last commenting on comment says, animate the knee story from Duralius. The cockroach story.


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[Assistant] Uh, people are calling it the Battlefield Killer. I think you guys would really enjoy it because it really resembles Battlefield 4. I've watched Thicc. Well, Thicc showed me. Thicc showed me. Yeaah. And uh, so talk.


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[Assistant] And, and Anthony just came in and nodded his head and smiled and walked away.


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[Assistant] Adba says, you guys need to make a series in Conan Exiles just thinking of the shit you can get into Cracks Me Up. Love you guys. And I know we keep on talking about this, but when? I wanna know when. When? Well, we don't know. I know, we know when. That's what we keep talking about.


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[Assistant] Well, they should probably have platforms of like, hey, as long as everything's protected, proof that you're an adult is a credit card number at least, so that's one more thing, instead of just typing in any aids that you want, at least you have to have access to something that's valid to say, okay, if you're gonna buy something, this is how you access it.


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[Assistant] Well, Kayla, Kayla R has a long comment here, but I'm going to, I'm gonna read most of it. Hey guys!


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[Assistant] I have somewhat of a random request and life's too short to not take risks, so why not? My best friend Will absolutely loves you guys. He was the one who even introduced me to your channel years ago. There is never a day that goes by where one of your videos isn't playing. At times we even start the series over again.


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[Assistant] Just so we can enjoy the commentary. And long story short, he had a birthday on June 4th, Will. Happy belated birthday, Will.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they have a alliance, there's a co-op mode, a PVP, and there's PVE now. Really? Uh, yes, there's player, yes, probably wouldn't have enough for a full series, but maybe.


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[Assistant] Uh, one off to check it out, but yeah. It's a cool looking game. It is very cool looking and it's been out since 2017 and I watched the, I watched Yogg's cast was playing it and they have an idiot gamer named Simon.


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[Assistant] Get out. Really? Yeah. I was like, they're like, oh, Simon, oh, you're such Simon. And I'm like, no. What? I didn't know. Was he there first, before ours?


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[Assistant] So we do. Well, this is the first I've heard of it. That's why I was like, interesting. Yeah, for Alejandro. Alejandro. But, uh, so we're gonna, I mean, I looked at it and was like, for, for a one-off, I mean, we have a lot of things that we want to do, but I mean, I would think putting it on the list of things to check out would be a good thing. Cause it looks pretty.


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[Assistant] There's people across the whole world after the place pretty much got annihilated that kinda rose up and they're all armies, you know, from different places. There's a desert army, there's a cold mountain army, there's this, that, and the other, and then they, I think you fight them.


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[Assistant] TechGoggle says, I love your Far Cry series, it's beautiful.


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[Assistant] I showed to my friends and brother and they were like, wow, we need this for everyone. I work with an Indian gaming news agency. I will see if we can do a post for you. We'll send you a link if they do it. I do graphics and streams for them. You guys are my heroes. Love from India.


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[Assistant] And a finished product. I think Dora needs an assistant though, because he sure does need needs a lot.


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[Assistant] And thank you Trigger Troll, that's awesome. The reason why I got this was YouTube. We had a little YouTube scared in me.


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[Assistant] So yeaah, there's a lot, and you impressed me, like I don't know why anyone would ever compare me and you, because when I see you play that game, even when people might say you're playing poorly, it would take me two years to play.


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[Assistant] So I have not played it though. You haven't played it. No, but I did download it, so that's step one. Step one's done. I hear it's a fucking grindy, shitty, I'm not shitty, I heard it's good, but I heard it's just a lot of bullshit. So I would need to get in there and actually play it and get to a point where then we can, at least I think we should get to a point where then I could say, alright, we could start after I've played it. But for me to take the initiative to do that.


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[Assistant] You got some information. Yeaah, I could do that too. Yeaah, so no matter what it is. Okay, I'll do it by myself.


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[Assistant] Well, I'd like to play, yeah, it'd be nice if I did a few of them, if it worked out.


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[Assistant] I wasn't allowed to when I was a kid. My parents were very nervous. Like, you're gonna hurt yourself because you're fucking stupid. You're gonna cut your face off. Yeaah. I probably would have been like, that looks-


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[Assistant] Well, you know what? Around here, that's not the case. Fucking, a sheriff, sheriffs don't like local police. That's a common thing actually. They'll give each other fucking, yea tickets.


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[Assistant] Alright, good. Well, uh, listen, next time. Get Aida Hop with the bus.


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[Assistant] And I've got six, so I'm some of your slack.


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[Assistant] I did this for, oh boy, so that cancelled that out real quick. Well, we've missed all of you, by the way. Thank you for coming back.


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[Assistant] That's a lot bigger too, right? I'm not sure. I would imagine.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Josh Polgar. Uh, this is on, uh, Scrap Mechanic, uh, Bomb Rockets. Yep. So, they stopped playing GTA and Seven Days to Die to play Red Dead 2, but they're still uploading this stupid game. I personally would rather suffer through watching Simon try to navigate through a game without any outside help than this boring ass game. Opinions!


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[Assistant] Why haven't we? The thing is, with all these new things added, we've said this before, it's still fun for a few of us. Like still a lot of fun.


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[Assistant] Every challenge we've done plus explosion. Yeah, exactly. We're just gonna start from the beginning. Garbage trucks that explode.


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[Assistant] Oh thanks, I never fixed it, but I said that in the video and some people were asking which mods were used and I don't remember.


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[Assistant] It was stupid. It was that post-hurricane thing. Some- a lot of people accused you of not putting on the switches for your, uh, things to- I'm sure I did.


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[Assistant] Okay. There you go. Done. Settled. You know what a thorough person I am. You're amazing. You're an- you're an- it's unreal. You're omnipresent. Ashley Bootsall! Heh. Good name.


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[Assistant] Uh, hey Neebs, can you give me, uh, dating advice? Her name is Brooklyn. By the way, my name is Kayden, not Ashley. Some are confused.


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[Assistant] She is the same age as me and I am 12. She's nice to me but my friends call her a bitch. Please help as long as Simon does not help. I will do fine with your help.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I won't help. Kayden, not Ashley, likes Brooklyn. Okay. They're both 12. Right. Uhm, she's nice to him. Okay. But his friends think she's a bitch. Oh. What more info do you need? 12 years.


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[Assistant] It's, it's all love. But it's okay, it's different when we're doing it. Sometimes there's insecurities and projection involved. You'll learn those words and what they mean in time. You got this, killer. Alright. Call you guy friends, bitches. Just don't call the girls bitches. That's very true. Yep. Uh, Grant Nelson, this is gonna be a really quick one.


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[Assistant] Really quick answer. Grant Nelson asks, where's the new commenting on comments?


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[Assistant] Shania Booker. Uhm, that was the one to fill in your gap. Should I have Booker? Shania Booker.


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[Assistant] Interesting. Why does Duralius look like JWoww's husband? Say again? Why does Duralius look like JWoww's husband? I didn't know what J... I don't know much about JWoww. My wife follows that dude. I don't, uhm, I don't have an answer for why I look like him. She's from Jersey Shore. Like I couldn't answer why I look like him.


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[Assistant] He looks like, uh, he looks like a fat-faced you. Give me time.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and my final comment has a few replies underneath it. I, I thought it was, uh, fun. This is off of the Battleship one. The other, all the other ones were from the, uh, bomb rockets, so. This is from Flavio Vinc.


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[Assistant] Coming up after the next hurricane, Duralius invents real life teleporting and solves previously unsolvable theoretical physics problems out of pure boredom.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I just enjoyed that. Yeah, that damn hurricane and that build, that was a, that was a thing, so.


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[Assistant] That's it for me. Hey, good comments. You know, for last minute comments, not bad. Not too shabby. Nope, those are really good. Thanks so much. Ooh, should I go?


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[Assistant] I agree. It'd be fun if they're, yea, a water threat that was like, you know, zombie, it was undead, of course, but they're kinda rare, but they're fast. So like, you know, if they lock onto you, it's, it's, you know, pretty scary. Zombie mermaid? Yea, zombie mermaid.


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[Assistant] Another comment Simon? Get out of this awkward break.


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[Assistant] You kinda just have to get like numb. I'm sure there's a level of numb because you're dealing with so much trauma.


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[Assistant] I mean, if the situation develops into something else, they've got an eye on the scene for the authorities to know about as they approach. They'll know if something gets more dangerous or worse or whatever. They'll have that info.


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[Assistant] Oh, I watched a video the other day of, uh, some kids trying, uh, a rotary phone. Oh yea? And they didn't know you had to have it, like, picked up. Pick it up first, they doubted it while it was. They couldn't figure it out, it was hilarious.


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[Assistant] Oh my god, you know they're proud of that envi- all those environments. It's just, holy shit.


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[Assistant] Just one little detail, I'm sure you've probably dealt with it last night, I experienced it, I'm sure it happens throughout the game, but uhm, kind of like in Toonstone, the whole hat thing, like last night I shot a guy's hat off. I shot his cowboy hat off.


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[Assistant] There's a fun talking point when that came, that news came out, I mean it's just, it's novelty. But uhm, I just kept, I've been thinking about Sheriff Bonnet this whole time. Sheriff Bonnet? I was thinking an outlaw. Like, yes, some crazy outlaw that we're


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[Assistant] I feel bad about, like, my, uh, my car's got auto, a setting for wipers being auto. Like it does when it's raining. Yeah. But sometimes they just...


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[Assistant] When it's not raining, it goes. Yeah, pure sun, sunny day. One little random, like grass.


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[Assistant] So, you know, time. Can't be too careful. Are you done with yours?


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[Assistant] In the first couple of days it's out. I started watching Ant-Man vs. Wasp, whatever. Yea. I didn't even finish it.


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[Assistant] That trailer either. About halfway through I was just like, eh, I'm done. It was just, I don't know.


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[Assistant] It's why I've been enjoying, like, that Mandy movie and, uh, 8th grade, cause it's, they were just, they're like fresh, you know, any kind of vibe, but it's just, yeah, it's just.


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[Assistant] Preesh. Preesh. Much preesh.


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[Assistant] Try this, uhm, yeaah, for, for Neib's your new puppy, uhm, this part coming up in just a couple seconds. Hold it to the puppy's ear. Oh-ya boo-ya. Oh-ya.


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[Assistant] What's your dream, Simon? Today. What's today's dream? You guys, what about a business for Thicke and his guitars? I have a dream of having a website where people can send me rare guitars. At no cost to me. That's a great website. That's a really good dream.


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[Assistant] And the weekdays. Is that our new catchphrase? Yeah, that's where you go on the weekends. That's where you go on the weekends. Better slogan? It's where you go during the weekdays.


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[Assistant] Be careful, they're very protective. Yeah, they are very protective. Uh, one came down at me when I was little, and then attacked my cousin, which made me feel better when it attacked her, because I started crying. I think I was four. You little bitch. And then I saw it attacking her, and then I started crying.


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[Assistant] I think on the smart TVs you might be able to. I don't know, but we...


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[Assistant] Nothing wrong with that. Nah, I tag him on Twitter. They usually like it. Nice. Yeah.


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[Assistant] From the most recent God of War video. On our playthrough. Uh, Silent Duck said I had a beer while watching and made it a drinking game. Every time Thicc hits air, I'll drink. I'm hammered. Kick in the chain. Kick in the chain.


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[Assistant] My skills have gotten better, cause last time you were commenting, you were like, ah, that's a way to do it, that's a way to do it.


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[Assistant] I don't like locking onto enemies because sometimes I get stuck. You're also punching at air.


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[Assistant] That's not Rascal Flatts. Did they sing that? No. Uhm, let me move on to the next comment from, uh, looks like Mafe or Maefe? Maefe? Maefe? It says seagulls are known as trash animals and there's a good reason you don't really eat them.


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[Assistant] Cause they are eating trash and disgusting things all day that makes them taste bad. You're not eating their stomach. No, by the way, I've eaten seagull myself. Well, interesting.


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[Assistant] I love y'all and have seen literally every video on the channel.


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[Assistant] I just upgraded. No, but I mean- But yea, I've had the same stuff because nothing's really caught my eye.


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[Assistant] Pulling people's spines through their mouth. There we go, we got a cartoon. I had cut some things out of the last video that Simon said, but then went back and decided to put it back in because I laughed my ass off, but they're very serious scenes like.


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[Assistant] When the boy, um, when he goes into that rage and then passes out and Kratos is real worried and he like picks him up and you're like.


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[Assistant] And then right before- Kratos is a clown, Anthony. Right before he leaves Freya's house and she's watching him, you just say, don't diddle him. Yeah, I remember that. Like, you mean the boy there. I took those out and I'm like, but those made me laugh and we're a funny channel. They should be.


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[Assistant] But anyways, uh, I'm gonna get to my next comment, which is on the most recent Battlefield video. Huh? Predicting what the next Battlefield was gonna be. You were right. Obviously the new trailer's out, yea. I had a theory, I was exactly right. Today, Julian. Uh huh. He tweeted to us. Yea? He said... He said you were spot on?


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[Assistant] He says I don't know anything about Polish painters.


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[Assistant] You know, right now they're focusing on, you know, the scale of the war and, and, you know, the stuff that's at the core of Battlefield, but they can't make any comments on that because it's basically, it sounded like they're gonna do it eventually. Battle Royale 4, Battlefield.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would get rid of the game modes that are not successful because there have been so many game modes in Battlefield that I just could not get into.


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[Assistant] The next comment is from Foxy's friend. Says, Thick, how did you figure this out? Your theory was so weird and funky that I think you're a member of Illuminati. P.S. I love this YouTube channel.


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[Assistant] Keep up the great work, guys. Uh, again. You said it was... Sniffing glue. Shower. Shower, sniffing glue. Was the Mr. Crawley part right? Of course. It was all right.


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[Assistant] The Ozzy thing. The Ozzy thing was the Mr. Crowley. I know, but he was a fan of him. He didn't say, he didn't confirm. He just confirmed that he loves Ozzy on Twitter today. But does that have anything to do with the white horse? We'll never know. But I do.


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[Assistant] Because he didn't say. We're gonna see him in a couple weeks. Well, we'll ask him.


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[Assistant] Hey Siri, what's in a mudslide drink?


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[Assistant] I feel like Nieves and I completely zoned out during this.


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[Assistant] Done. Yeah, turtle head. Kahlua, yeah, absolute vodka, and five parts Irish cream.


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[Assistant] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Take a look at the picture of the mudslide on the screen and it's got a tan complexion. What?


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[Assistant] Million, billion dollar idea. We make glasses on the inside of them. They've got little, little stems that you can put the turtle down.


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[Assistant] Features sound great, the era doesn't sound great to me.


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[Assistant] Okay. Cause he stole it from Prince. Yeaah, he stole it straight from his...


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[Assistant] You know, eh, you know what I'm doing tomorrow night? I don't. I'm going to make a turtle head, play turtle war, you know, just kick the chain. Fuckin' A.


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[Assistant] If you want to, yeaah. It's you man, it's you. Go Simon, go. Oh Simon, pull your laptop up to your lap. Do it.


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[Assistant] I did mine too. You look handsome. Well like, uh, yesterday, it was real fuzzy and my daughter was like, dad your hair's getting long. I'm like, very funny. She's like, no, you look like a newborn kitten again.


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[Assistant] That's really good. If you want to look good and feel good at the same time, get both of these things. Use both of these products. You'll be a man or a woman, whichever you are currently, and uh, and you will be successful.


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[Assistant] Yeah, what's that? What's that? The Rockettes.


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[Assistant] I've seen, uh, Mamma Mia. Okay. On Broadway, and that was awesome. I'd watch that.


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[Assistant] Can I just say this? What? There's no second place trophies, awards allowed in this office. Yeah, we don't, we don't do that. Second place is not a win. It's nothing.


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[Assistant] Man, that guy's smooth. Thicc does not want to be a Branson. Look, look, look, look, look. I, I certainly don't step on people on the way up. If anything, I help people up with me. It's like, come along. What about those people that get second? That's why he holds them down just enough.


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[Assistant] Some of the games that we saw there that, uh, seemed nice, uh, let's see. Strange Brigade was fun. Strange Brigade was fun. What's that about?


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[Assistant] It's a co-op game where you play with and against your own team. It's weird because


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[Assistant] But you're, and you're trying to get treasure and souls to increase your special ability.


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[Assistant] Uh, do they do sniper, cause there's two, two different sniper games.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the remake of Hitman 2, cause I think there's already Hitman 2 in, like for PlayStation 2, but there's another Hitman 2 out, Silent Assassin, that was really cool, I enjoyed playing that.


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[Assistant] And, yeah, cool abilities, uh, cool, I guess, the world that you're in. It's a very colorful, like, Mad Max kind of place. Post-apocalypse, yeah. And, uhm, yeah, I asked them if there was any plans for multiplayer because it's only single player.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we didn't get to play Spider-Man, however we heard Jack Black and his son talking about it as we were walking out of the, uhm, They were walking right beside us. Yeah, right beside us, and they didn't even know-


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[Assistant] I was, I know, and I was surprised that he didn't like come up to us and be like, oh my god, it's Niebz and Thicke. Yeah. Right. So he was there with his kid? Yeah, and they were going on and on about Spider-Man. They seemed to enjoy it. I can't wait to play that one.


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[Assistant] Wow. You're kidding! No. Well, Jack Black's really small too, but he looks it.


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[Assistant] He was wearing, the mask that he was wearing was from Fallout 76, which... That looks cool. Yea, a lot of our community is excited about it because it looks right up our alley, but until we play it, we don't know, but yea, I'm excited about it. Yea, I was worried about it at first.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Neebs went to the Rooster Teeth party. Alright, well let's cover both. How was the PUBG party? It was good, they had good food, good drinks, it was a...


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[Assistant] Saw Stone Mountain there, X Factor, he was with Deadmau5, the DJ, for those who don't know. He was nice, and a guy that produces with Deadmau5, Steve Duda, who is, what X Factor said, the best PUBG player you've never met.


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[Assistant] Uhm, he was incredibly nice, we kinda talked about music the whole time, and then Brendan Green came up, PlayerUnknown, and couldn't have been nicer. Just a really, really nice guy, happy to look like he was happy. Did have a lawsuit ready for him.


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[Assistant] When you drop out of the plane in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is clearly stolen from the BFF's theme song. Like the first riff, just that guitar riff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that was a fun party. Uhm, I'm glad I got to meet him because he was very nice and uh, and yeah, then we met up.


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[Assistant] Oh, that's a huge talent agency. Yeah, so they're getting in the YouTube game, whatever. Uhm, so I met you guys there, and we met, saw some current machinima employees, which was an interesting conversation, because the girl's like, you quit responding to my emails!


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, cause he was at the PUBG party and then he said he was going to the CAA party too. Okay, that's the first time I saw him that night.


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[Assistant] A lot of these trailers, a lot of CG, very little gameplay. Even Cyberpunk, which looks awesome.


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[Assistant] I know, actually I know someone there. Oh, and my friend Pedro. That game looks great.


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[Assistant] Anyway. Now we did get some shit, uhm, about the Ubisoft video that we made, uhm, we weren't really obligated to make it, but we did genuinely like the games that we played.


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[Assistant] But there were some games that really weren't up our alley that we did play through Ubisoft. Starlink was one of them, the one where you put the toys on. I mean, it's like Destiny, but with the spaceship. You know, speaking of Anthem, I was turned off by the amount of numbers that come up on the screen. It's big and there's a lot


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[Assistant] Well, if you're gonna present something to an audience, don't have half your screen look like binary code.


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[Assistant] Well you know what Neebs, since you're already talking, why don't you just, uh, go on with your comments.


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[Assistant] They're from the Ark Dolphin Army. Uh huh. Our first comment is from Olivia Blanchard. Looks like Oliver, but it's like I-E-R. Could be Olivier.


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[Assistant] Olivier Blanchard makes you sound important and official. Uh, says, let's go attack squids. Are you serious? Fucking dumbasses. They knew it wasn't a good idea and that they'll die. I'll do it again. I will too.


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[Assistant] No. Then it says, just creating content as usual.


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[Assistant] So Olivier, there is a silver lining to our failure with the squids. We got information from our community, we got some artifacts, and, uh, we respond.


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[Assistant] ConfusedPsycho says, I know you guys still have plenty to do on this map, but do you think you'll play on the Extinction map when it comes out in November? Yes, I would imagine.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was following. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes what the one's following, yeah, they just kinda have a mind of their own. He would have really helped us, uh, but it's a shame he didn't make it.


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[Assistant] I know, I've heard actually nothing except for it's awful. Even though you're a complete slob when it comes to our pop filters.


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[Assistant] KingStranger says, why can't Simon be a decent human being and stop fucking eating during videos? Have some decency you fucking prick and behave like a normal person who should be working.


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[Assistant] English milk. Who said that? King Stranger. King Stranger. I expected better. But okay.


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[Assistant] I was triggered. I'm like, hey, that's our Simon. You don't say that about him. He can annoy us when he eats whenever he wants. Now given, yes, I don't want him to eat during recordings because I'll find like Cheetos in our... You do get blamed for every


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[Assistant] What would be, what would be ideal? Jungle and carrots. Ideal foods for Simon to eat. Like wheat thins. An apple would be nice on Mike. Or, no, I'm thinking something that would be.


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[Assistant] Going back to Imperion, uh, like the workshop is incredible there. Some of the vehicles that the community has created.


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[Assistant] The capital ships are nuts! And yeah, that's, that's kinda the best part of it, I think, is, I mean, obviously, you know, being able to create your own things and going from planet to planet, but man, there are a lot of really, really good creative people out there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they need a more robust AI that interacts with you differently than what the current one does. I mean, there's some AI that still just walk, completely ignore you, but walk in a straight fucking line. And it's like, where are you going?


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[Assistant] There's a new segment I've got. Will it be during this show? Mhm. I've got a new segment.


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[Assistant] Now, Dralius won't be able to participate for the whole... Counting on comments, gonna be trying to think of a song in his head. No, no, no, I got it. Or a poem.


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[Assistant] Domingo. I got to speak to a Puerto Rican lady the other day. Tell us all about it. Well, she came over and I spoke to her in Spanish. Yep. Random Puerto Rican visit. No, she was a... Did you hire a Puerto Rican? She was a friend of my lady's. Just come talk. Was it an escort service?


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, when I see someone that speaks Spanish, I don't go and just start talking to them. I kinda make sure it's okay for someone to annoy somebody. And she was happy to speak Spanish to me. She told me when she was driving over to the house, she saw a rainbow behind my house.


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[Assistant] Anyway, I did pretty good. I bet you did. Okay. I'm surprised you haven't talked to my mom. She's just around the corner. Your mom doesn't want to talk to me. Every time I see her, she just bolts away. Well, because she's got Pokemon to catch.


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[Assistant] I'm good. Then the videos will turn to shit. Change your view, cause I'm working on one where you forgot how to change your view. Okay. And it caused problems.


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[Assistant] Are we ever gonna be that big? I feel like our grow is steady but slow. Yeah, it doesn't have that snowball feeling.


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[Assistant] And try to contest them or whatever. But uh, I mean, we've got ones that I've contested a long time ago that are about like, self-improvement.


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[Assistant] And they still haven't been approved. And then like the other day I did a racist joke one, approved right away.


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[Assistant] And we may have streamed four days ago. We could be dead for a hundred years. That's true. Yep, very true. By the time you hear this. Yep. Dead for a whole hundred years.


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[Assistant] Also on social media. Yeah, you know. Maybe they've heard Simon sing some like death metal on a stream, cause he can scream pretty good. But it's like so deep and basic.


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[Assistant] Is your next comment about how good you did on that song?


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[Assistant] There's no BM expert. Why are they weed eating outside right now? It's winter. What are they weed eating?


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[Assistant] Okay, all of my comments are from Human Fall Flat, the power plant. Alright. And the first one is from The Mythical Guy.


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[Assistant] Hey guys, I was just listening to the old podcast. Did eHarmony tell Linda she will never be loved? Or did it find her a match? Well, I don't know. Does Linda have somebody? Cause I know we always said, oh, we'll get her back. But yeah. She went on eHarmony. Uh huh. And found nobody.


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[Assistant] Since that interview. Since the interview. Yeaah. And now what? And then I think she's a spunky lady, so it's going to be hard for anybody to keep up with her. So I think that ended, but she did find someone on match and they were together for a good run.


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[Assistant] My next comment is from CamsTV. Hey neighbors and crew, wanted to ask you this. Hopefully you will answer me on the next coming on comments. My question is, did you guys actually know that this game would be successful and enjoyable going off your first time playing?


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[Assistant] This game, I think we thought had all of the elements of something that could work, except for the fact there's only like eight maps. But working together, the puzzles, the ability to get spectator cam if we need it, but you still don't know, and I still don't think it's as popular as it could be. It's not.


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[Assistant] And in my opinion, all the videos aren't good. Some are good and some are not too good. What, our videos? Yeah, the human fall flat. Yeah, ours are just in general.


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[Assistant] Junaid Azzam. Recently I've noticed that Thicke has become a lot better at comedy and really improved his sense of humor. Really nailed that comedy there, Thicke. We've got good writers. I hope he keeps trying to experiment with his funny side.


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[Assistant] That happens. Can I try something real quick? Yep. Alexa, Wikipedia, Puss.


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[Assistant] We don't have an Alexa here. But I bet thousands of people listening do. And they're all hearing all about puss right now. So now you're that douche, aren't you? Why would you do that to people?


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[Assistant] That wasn't on Comedy Central. Here's another one. Alexa, tell a joke! Alexa tells jokes when you ask it to do that. Yea, they're horrible.


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[Assistant] James says, I feel like Simon committed some really horrible crime and was sentenced to life to play video games as some form of psychological torment and punishment.


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[Assistant] But now you're enjoying not watching the videos, but you enjoy being in Seven Days to Die and like building your house and doing whatever?


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[Assistant] But you gotta order chili to get one pack of crackers, that doesn't add up. I dunno. Really? Like I remember there used to be restaurants that would just have baskets full of crackers on the table.


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[Assistant] I don't like them. They're horrible. You guys are awful people. Crackers are like buying a hard drive. You take the little plastic box up to the counter, then they go in the back room, where they keep the crackers.


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[Assistant] If it was one time and this was the second, I wouldn't have said that.


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[Assistant] Well, I don't, I don't trust both of our bikes with you two. I think you should.


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[Assistant] I heard them whisper that, but then I didn't know because some time went by and I couldn't see what he was doing. I didn't know he was trying to kill you until I saw his angle.


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[Assistant] But to answer the monitor question, we have two rooms side by side. So sometimes we're a couple feet from each other and then sometimes we're 15 feet from each other. So you're probably going to hear everything and we kind of just take our turns to focus on our scenes. But sometimes you're just so into what you're doing, you're not here


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[Assistant] Talk our podcast audience through it so they know what's going on.


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[Assistant] I just don't know how far you can take that in a story. Does he show up like when Captain America's face and who does Captain America face? He just shows up on the side and just spoils everything for Captain America.


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[Assistant] Yeah. It's, you can play in first person on that, right? Cause most of those shots were, that we saw were.


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[Assistant] And it, the animals look, a few of the animals that they're updating look a little better. Yea, they're gonna change, change the way they look. A little bit more of a neck. What was good about the wolf? You said you liked the wolf.


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[Assistant] The wolf right now looks like it's sculpted in clay. Right. But it'll look more hairy.


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[Assistant] I kinda like the old T-Rex. I like the big round nose.


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[Assistant] Cool your tits. Cool them off. They're so hot and sweaty.


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[Assistant] You're bringing it up and you're teasing me and I work here. That was sarcasm. No, I'm talking about doing Conan.


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[Assistant] We're gonna get sued. You can't sing too much of that. Eating pumpkins on the farm.


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[Assistant] What happened to him? This is the video where everyone starts to hate Neebs.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna raise my hand. I would try that. I piggybacked earlier on this because my sister has an obese dog that gets scared with thunderstorms.


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[Assistant] His name is Toby, and they've been giving it to him, and I guess it works.


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[Assistant] It was crazy, but not that crazy. Yeah, I've got comments from that video that, uh. They're just ripping us apart? Kinda, yeah. So, continue.


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[Assistant] Many many many goddamn comments said not to have a tamed Giga go against a wild Giga of any level.


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[Assistant] Neibs and Apsro, for now, you are my fourth and fifth of those of you I wanna bang. Congrats Dora, you are number one. Simon, you're third, and Thicc went from fifth to second. Congrats buddy, you deserve it.


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[Assistant] Will3116 says, by the way, griffins can't breed. Unless you maybe add a mod to make them able to breed. But yea, since they don't have a gender.


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[Assistant] Let me go to my next comment from BlueFireDrakka says, R.I.P. Gigamontoya, you were underutilized and you got neibed. Ooh. Neibed. Why did I get for it for this? Neibed adjective. Oh shit.


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[Assistant] Do you remember what, Fav? Yeaah. I gave you an animal, knowing that it was gonna die. I need my stuff! I need my stuff! When did Jimmy Buffett get here?


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[Assistant] I tamed Cooter, technically my bird. Number two, Cooter wasn't even supposed to be in Ragnarok, but I illegally brought Cooter over.


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[Assistant] Yep, gotta get some CBD. Speaking of Blue, that's a good segway into our next comment from Sonic Blue, who says,


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[Assistant] I know, I know. I love you like a brother. I would take a bullet for you.


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[Assistant] Now I'm looking at the stick fight video that we did. Uhm, one of the things that stick fight does is they'll...


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[Assistant] Right before a match starts, they have the person's name over their heads. And then it goes away. So, it's kind of a reminder. I'd like to play that game again. That stick fight video did very well. That was a fun game to play. I wonder if they have any new boards or an update? I don't know. We'll have to take a look at it. Maybe we'll stream that tonight. We should. That's a fun game.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the, the one thing that I didn't like is when you were revived, uh, you would like stand up, there's a delay, you just kind of stand, like, I was revived, there was a guy next to me who was prone, or, no, this, I'm sorry, this is when you spawn on somebody. I spawned on somebody who was prone.


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[Assistant] I'm standing straight up on top of him, and I, pow pow pow, I just get killed.


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[Assistant] It's like you're having a senior moment. What am I doing here? And then yeah, uh, so.


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[Assistant] You know, me being really into Battlefield, and that's kind of my baby. I'm not excited still. I mean, it's the only map that I've played. I did well, uhm, on a few rounds. And uhm, yeaah, looking forward to see what the other maps are like. Would like them to get rid of those particles.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I'm not jazzed. We'll see. Were there tanks on that? Yeah. Oh yeah. There were some tanks.


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[Assistant] Well, thank you, Jesse Tattoo. I'm looking at it right now. Kinda looks like the same art style as, like, Scrap Mechanic.


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[Assistant] I'm really athletic, so I don't know. Oh, they are too, actually. They are. Yeah. But they're cute. Okay. I would say a good name, like, Neebs the Corgi's already taken. So, that's...


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[Assistant] Dr. Spaghetti. We have a lot of doctors around here.


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[Assistant] Whichever. So yea, I'd be uh, I'd be honored if you named it Thicc. That's cool. Short, just Doc is a good- That's true too. So several suggestions. Yea. Or if it's a girl, Kelly Clarkson.


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[Assistant] Probably from that seven days where I was trying to get up that building.


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[Assistant] I had flashbacks of the Lighthouse Horde. Yeah, this doesn't happen in a game like GTA or Battlefield, like the ladders aren't like, invisible in some places.


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[Assistant] But if you, if you veer off one way or another, at all. Yea, it'll throw you. It's kinda like Minecraft.


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[Assistant] So we should get some fireworks, uh, from Myrtle Beach, in your backyard. And some CBD. CBD for the pups.


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[Assistant] We live in a state where fireworks are illegal. Every firework that goes off that he doesn't react to.


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[Assistant] Because of the CBD, hopefully. Right. But everyone, reward them with another hot dog. Yep.


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[Assistant] So would even like a level 2, would it have died to a level 2? Like any level.


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[Assistant] What else? What? Are you done? I'm done yea, I'm done with my comments. Oh, okay. I'm gonna go last today.


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[Assistant] And, well, there's another fact, it's like, apsrod, the verb is already taken. We know that means getting something in your butt. Yeah. That's true. Yeah.


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[Assistant] We'd kick the, to the right colored, and we'd follow the arrows.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well, very nice. Anyone else have Nieb's bashing? Well, I actually avoided Nieb's bashing comments for the most part because of that scrap gun range I made. I mean, that was 16 minutes of him ripping on my range. Yeah, by the way.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you did. You did great, Tom. And it, yeah, Echo Targets, I mean.


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[Assistant] I love when you yell that it's just got a neck. I know.


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[Assistant] Ah, Simon or Neebs, you guys, uh, cause I'm gonna go last. Okay.


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[Assistant] That whole fall was really fun. Especially the timing of it after you were just...


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[Assistant] I've not played it enough to have many of both. I was impressed with the particle effects.


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[Assistant] Have you, I know I brought this up before, any of you guys seen that Will Ferrell Lifetime movie?


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[Assistant] Is it my turn? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Alright, let me close this fucker down. Uh, Sebastian Monk. This is from, uh, My Scrap Mechanic with, uh, the shooting range. Mhm. Did Duralius test this challenge before?


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[Assistant] I did. I just didn't have a scoring system. Now, when I copied and pasted the file, or like when we were carrying it over and had to rebuild it, it shifted some of my like bearings, uh, so where the ducks were like facing down and all that shit. That's why they weren't working for the first two rounds. It was weird stuff. It's a glitchy game.


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[Assistant] It is. And it's still, I think it's still amazing what you can make work.


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[Assistant] Yeah, right. Things go crazy. And it makes things go wonky, right? Uhm, but for those who do have scrap and they would like to give it a shot, I did paste that link. So you can do that build on your own, but make sure you walk around it and check where the bearings and stuff are, you know, give it a double check, improve it, it'll probably work for you.


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[Assistant] Spends the whole video complaining that he doesn't know what's going on when he wouldn't allow Dora to explain in the beginning. But this video was redeemed by Thick being a team player. Dora's classic untested invention. And Simon for being competent.


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[Assistant] Redneck Rampage says, I can't believe Far Cry 5 was cancelled. This series was one of your guys most creative, entertaining and funny series you guys have done. Sad to see it go, but hopefully another mockumentary is in the works for the future. YouTube Commenter says, Far Cry 5 series wasn't that good. The scripted shit isn't that good.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was, uh, it was, it was difficult. And, uh, and then we got, um, most recent comment.


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[Assistant] And this is from, uhm, the head swapper thing. Is that what it's called? Yeah. Comment from Amanda Burt. Oh, I know that name.


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[Assistant] Well yeaah, but it starts off with, this was actually good. You guys pinned me down with laughter and I had a ball of time watching you, haha, lol, my lame attempt to crack a joke, sorry. Was there a joke in there?


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[Assistant] I thoroughly enjoyed watching this game, even though it looks like a kid's game, adults can play it too. Uhm. Thanks for fun.


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[Assistant] Because it's like, I picked a really long one. Okay, I'll just, I'll own it. Okay, we'll get, uh, good time.


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[Assistant] Neebs. Could be the reason I'm watching it early. Could be the reason I'm watching it early Friday morning, plus being sick.


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[Assistant] But even with this confusing, or with this is confusing for those reasons. Uh, making me laugh while sick kept my mind off of how I was feeling even for the 12 minutes and 11 seconds. I didn't need to know who was who. It's still, still be able to enjoy and entertain as always with you guys. So thank you for finding ways to brighten up my day and warm me up on winters, on a winters day in Australia.


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[Assistant] And where everyone is sick at some point because of this horrible cold weather, there's always sunshine and a silver lining watching your videos. Thanks and love you guys. Keep up the great work and awesome videos coming. And I, many other people in Australia and around the world appreciate it. XO Kisses. Thank you Amanda. That was very nice.


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[Assistant] The intro is already new. I like that very comforting talk.


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[Assistant] Simon. Yo. Guess how many comments I brought? How many? None. None. None comments for you? Yep. I've been so invested, I went straight from a GTA cinematic into an ARC. And I've been like, I want this ARC to be the best thing ever made. Oh, great. Yeah.


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[Assistant] War door. Yeah, the combat was awesome. It was pretty cool.


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[Assistant] You gotta give everybody the backstory. I am.


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[Assistant] It was amazing. And then he did a ketchup video himself. Yeah, I thought it was a joke until he pulled out the pool table with ketchup. Yeah, and he did that shit wrong. Here we go. You are a ketchup


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[Assistant] We gotta buckle down and build a really good bass. Yea we do. We got kind of a makeshift bass right now. We got a couple of makeshift basses.


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[Assistant] We need a good strong one. We need like a fortress. Yeaah. Like a castle?


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[Assistant] Lady Irish had a funny story, where she'd been playing with a friend of hers for years, and he said, I was watching this video on YouTube, an ARC video, and they had an animal named Lady Irish as well. Right. And she's like, yeah, that was named after me.


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[Assistant] But they didn't know they both watched, uh, our stuff. How's that happen? Like, she dropped the ball. I'm calling her out right now. Oh, she should have been recruiting people way before. Have you seen Naves gaming? Especially someone you play with regularly.


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[Assistant] No, I don't know. I think it was like western north ca- maybe. Somewhere like the midwest, wasn't it? I don't know. What are you talking about? There was a guy that raised, had some kind of zoo or farm or something, and he had these giant turtles, and it was on the local news wherever that area was, and he named one drowless and one niebes. Huh? It was really- that's right.


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[Assistant] What was that thing that someone showed me recently? Was it Twitter? It was like a news picture and someone was holding up a sign in the back?


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[Assistant] Hot dogs not a sandwich. Sharks are more dangerous than lightning. Move on.


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[Assistant] Apparently, the way we had it set up, there's a hotkey, and it's like Q or E. Q, all of a sudden Simon's in god mode, doesn't even know it. It's the same key that makes you jump out of a car in GTA. He's bleeding out, he's infected, he's drowning, he's starving.


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[Assistant] I figured out how to change the server, so that's never gonna happen again. So you're fucked.


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[Assistant] Don't expect Simon to do very well from here out. So I thought you had to have a creative mode on for us to be able to get cinematic camera. That's why that was like that, but now that's turned off because you don't need that for that. And going back to what he was saying about the meat.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the meat? Yes. Yeah, at the time I didn't realize you could cook charred meat. I know. I thought you had to have a grill. So you were wrong. Yes, no.


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[Assistant] So this is good stuff? Cause NPR's good. Unless you're doing the violin thing. This is like Science Friday.


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[Assistant] The three-seater Bert? Yeah. Get that. And then you got Tranks on the front and back. Yeah. Episode title? For what now? QuetzalQuest. To knock out a Quetzal. Is that a reference? What is that? Nothing. QuetzalQuest? Oh, just QuetzalQuest.


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[Assistant] Should we put a link to Dorales's comments in here as well? Yeah. So they can listen to his conversation.


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[Assistant] I'm just asking questions from my eBay account. Listen, it's a crime. Prostitute Mickey isn't on Comedy Century.


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[Assistant] You've gotten some good ratings too, and then kinda lower on one, but hey, then again, you had that glitch going on. I know. You probably got a better score than you deserved in that one episode. I did, I'm sure I did.


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[Assistant] Like, it, it was, it was funny. I saw another comment about those names. This is my, this is my time. Oh sorry, okay.


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[Assistant] Don't walk around a place unless there's like heat signatures I think. If there's like candles and torches and- Alright, we're doing it. They won't mess with the building.


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[Assistant] You shoulda, did something wider. A bigger missile. A giant missile.


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[Assistant] No, we get probably dozens of sponsor requests. Sure. Every month.


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[Assistant] Me too, like right now we've been, uh, I'm working on my first Rockstar Editor episode, which I'm loving. Nice.