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[Assistant] I saw one tips thing that, uh, if they're about to get hit with like some massive attack, you can like pull them back in and then redeploy it like as a tactic. So that's helpful.


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[Assistant] And there's those trees I saw, some trees that you can find some cool powers on. These weird looking trees ran up there.


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[Assistant] That's great, man, this limited shit, when it runs out, fuck that.


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[Assistant] It just registers that you caught them and that's all the game's looking for regarding that.


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[Assistant] You just, you just shouted them out and gave them all the love.


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[Assistant] Let's not rule this out though, um, create another channel where we confidently lie about tips and tricks. That could be a lot of fun. Could be called tips and


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[Assistant] That was a good segue. Well, we can stay to video games though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. That's, that's not a bad way either.


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[Assistant] And they can always just drop in new pals. That'll keep people coming back. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Everybody's like, what's Lethal Company? What's that? Right? Lethal what?


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[Assistant] He's gonna be doing one of those Myrtle Beach boats here shortly, like weekend after weekend.


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[Assistant] He was getting his sensory overload met, you know?


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[Assistant] Got, gotcha. They, but there were kids on the, on the cruise? No, no kids on the cruise. No kids. Okay, that's, that's right. Yep. Great.


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[Assistant] When we all have amazing cameras on our phones.


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[Assistant] They shot Avengers on it. I had a guy at the airport the other day showing me his phone is completely waterproof and he was showing me footage of his uh, when he was scuba diving of a whale that was swimming around him and it was just like, the quality was insane. It was great. Damn. He was using his fucking phone down there.


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[Assistant] It might have just worked out that way and the other ports were taken and, you know, for the timing of that trip. Who knows.


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[Assistant] Some of that food's just getting out of hand these days anyway. Just some of the, you know, they're just trying to...


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[Assistant] Come up with something new all the fucking time and some of it's just like, oh my god.


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[Assistant] What the heck is wrong with these people? At least you can go to the buffet after, you know?


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[Assistant] Sure, I'll do a nutshell version. I went back down to Costa Rica to a place called Rhythmia, did four more nights of ayahuasca ceremonies.


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[Assistant] And it was fucking amazing. Uhm, this place does it right. The group where there was no like guest speaker that week. So like the first time I went there was 80 some people. That was back in 2018. This time there was 49 of us and I think 9 of us were like alumni had been there before.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and just what an amazing, eclectic, diverse group from around the world, and just, you know, I'll love them forever. Uhm, the ceremony was great, and this place, like,


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[Assistant] It's still the only medically licensed facility on the planet to administer plant medicine, which is kind of cool. And uhm, hm.


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[Assistant] Where the ayahuasca studies are going, like these days, there's some place in the UK that's been doing tests about it and how it actually, uhm, dives into the epigenetic world and


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[Assistant] On top of mental issues, like how it's like helping people physically and even down to like cancers and stuff like that. Like on the DNA strand, it'll block certain things that fuck you up.


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[Assistant] In, in some cases. So those studies are, I just, I love that shit.


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[Assistant] Uhm, yeaah, the board of directors has Martin Luther King Jr. on it, Ron White, Cesar Millan, like...


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[Assistant] At this place that I went to. So they're doing it right, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] The week before I was there, there was a big group of Navy Seals.


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[Assistant] For uhm, a big men's health journal study and article that's gonna be coming at some point. Uhm, so that was kinda neat. And uhm, I can't tell you how much I shit.


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[Assistant] I shit so much. Oh my god. It doesn't even make sense how much came out of my body. Like, it's the runs for the most part.


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[Assistant] Oh, I drank nothing but like fresh coconut water and um, and pineapple juice all week. Yeah, for sure. I was, I was rehydrating every day for sure, but I was like,


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[Assistant] Is she gonna, when I say she, you know, you're referring to, I know it sounds woo woo, but it's pretty dope, mother ayahuasca. Uhm, is she gonna fuck with me tonight? No, no, yeah, no, I just. She's still going. It was crazy. And I'm not, I'm not gonna lie, just for entertainment's sake, I'll share it with you. Night one.


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[Assistant] Like in one of the first classes, they're like, you know, reminded to never trust a fart.


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[Assistant] That's true. Uhm, about three quarters through the night I, uh, I had to get one of the shaman walked me back to my room because I didn't bring a another pair of underwear. Another set of clothes. So I learned my lesson. Sure. What?


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[Assistant] At the beginning of the week, it's like for especially new people there, like when, when everything starts kicking in and music starts playing and.


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[Assistant] Um, it can sound like chaos because people are running to the bathroom, people are purging in their buckets, and some people are screaming over here, some people are crying over there. By the end of the week, nobody ca- it's so normalized that you're just like, fuck yeah, get that out. Get it out. Everybody's pulling for everyone, you don't care.


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[Assistant] It doesn't phase you in the slightest cause you're kinda dealing with your own shit.


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[Assistant] But it was beautiful, man. Brutal and beautiful, literally. I did a bunch of dancin'. Uhm, I had one particular really... Dancin' with the runs, I love it. Dude, it was, uh, it was amazing. Uhm, my Tuesday night, which was night number two, I'll just make this brief. Number two. But uhm, I had a big, big Tony moment, big thick moment.


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[Assistant] Like I totally felt nothing but the vibe of thick and I was like, you want to purge, you want to puke. And I felt it coming. And I was, it was after my second cup of the medicine.


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[Assistant] And it just wasn't happening. I wanted it out so I could get past that point. So I went outside and I got in the hammock and I was looking up at the stars. And uhm, and I just felt this overwhelming, and again, I know this sounds kind of woo woo and stuff, but whatever, it was, it was dope. I felt this overwhelming Tony presence.


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[Assistant] And I just, just started bawling. Like, uhm, on the hammock. Like, just, I couldn't stop. It was uncontrollable. You know, we all miss him so much. And uhm,


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[Assistant] And I was looking up at the sky and right where I was fucking looking, just the biggest shooting star shoots across the sky and, and it just, I just felt like it was.


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[Assistant] It was him, you know what I mean? Like, and, and I got back up off the hammock. I was like, okay, I'll go back in.


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[Assistant] As if he was just telling me to get the fuck back in there and it shot back toward the, uh,


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[Assistant] The building where everyone is. Cause there's better energy in there. And I, as soon as I get back in the building, I got my bucket. I'm down on my knees.


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[Assistant] It all came out and I was like, thanks Tony. And like, you feel really heavy on this stuff. After that, it's like...


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[Assistant] She took, when I say she, the ayahuasca, she took my body's weight away, like I didn't feel heavy, and I just fuckin' danced the rest of the night. Like around, like, where the, kind of the shaman, the main shaman are, and it was a fuckin', it was a ride, man.


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[Assistant] It's impossible to explain, obviously. But there's nothing to be afraid of. It is truly a gift from the planet. And that sounds hippie dippy, but my god.


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[Assistant] Oh I know, because I was getting a phone call coming in and I just hung up on it. But I'm just saying, there's nothing to be afraid of. It's yeaah, exactly. It's just such a gift.


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[Assistant] You might just do it. You might come back and just leave us and go build his bunker. Nah man, I wished you were there that whole time actually, Simon. I did. So we'll do it next time, okay?


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[Assistant] Yeah, man, no, it'll be great. We'll do it. So, it was a great week. Nice, that's awesome. You're eating just the best food, the most healthy fucking food imaginable, and uh, yeah, I feel great. And the amount she got out of me, like, it doesn't even make sense. It doesn't make sense how much can come out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, if it comes out via puke, that's working on your, on your mind.


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[Assistant] And if it comes out your ass, it's working on, it's helping with physical stuff.


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[Assistant] So apparently I had whatever the fuck's going on, you know, so. Yeah.


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[Assistant] There's my nutshell, I'm not gonna go into what each night's trip had, but like yeaah, there's a bunch of stuff happens.


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[Assistant] So crazy looking. Yeah, and so like subtle.


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[Assistant] If you had your floor, uhm, in like your living room and all your furniture on it, you could just hit a button and reconfigure for certain events. Yeaah. They will just move and maybe, and I wonder if they like, if they, they kind of lock essentially as well to prevent movement? I mean, a lot of questions.


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[Assistant] My dog getting dropped off here in a couple minutes, I'm gonna have to duck out.


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[Assistant] Listen, it was the cul-de-sac- cul-de-sac episode 19 is that last one that came out and people are so proud of you in the comments on that as they watched myself and Neebs die.


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[Assistant] Hello everyone, and welcome to Nieb's cast. Welcome. Got a question for you, Absro. Have you tried the Baldur's Gate? Man, I actually fired it up this morning because we talked about playing it.


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[Assistant] Possibly on the dumpster, and I guess there's still a chance. I just, I've never played this type of game where it's...


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[Assistant] You're just a character walking around, you're kind of viewing it from the top. And I hate that camera angle so much. Yeah, it kicked off to the side a little bit. I know what angle you're talking about. When I was playing it with a controller, and again, I only played it for like an hour and a half tops.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't, I, I need to give it more of a chance, but like my immediate reaction is like, okay, I hate this. I hate this camera jam. No, it's not my usual jam.


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[Assistant] But when, you know, you see so many gamers, quote unquote, just...


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[Assistant] Praising this thing. Like, okay, I want to dive a little deeper. Maybe I'll get used to it. Like Dragon's Age was that way. Like, you know. Yea, but I don't know. Dragon's Age still had, it didn't have like the top down view like that.


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[Assistant] Oh, and it's huge too. That's the other thing, when I, when I, I bought it, and I went to install it, and I was like, wow, this install's going really slow, and I clicked it. It's like 130 megabytes. I'm sorry, gig. It's 130 gigabytes.


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[Assistant] So that's why it'd be interesting to play it with you guys and just see, like, okay, if we all go on this adventure together, like, you know, we could even do our Duralias characters. Like, you're the, you know, you're the warrior, I'm the wizard, you're the dwarf, uh, Neebs is the elf. And like, okay, let's go on this adventure and just see what shit happens.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and that from a game play, or just a game standpoint, that's structurally impressive. Yes. That a game can have that many divergent paths. Yeah. But you want to be, enjoy the game.


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[Assistant] But it is wild how much attention it's receiving. I think it had something like 800,000 concurrent players on Steam at one point. Which is not really typical for this type of game.


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[Assistant] I guess, I know they had a seven or eight year development cycle, so it's been in development for quite some time. And you don't need to know anything?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but uh, just from the little hour I played, it's like, okay, it's like you and your little parties running around, it's like, okay, I wish, I bet this would be way more fun if it were you guys, or my friends. Instead of solo.


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[Assistant] Like, doing this solo is like, okay, this kind of sucks. But like, when you get into battle, it's like, okay, everyone kind of like, it's turn-based. So it's like, okay, the enemy attacks, and then this enemy attacks, and it's like, okay, now it's your turn. It's like, okay, I'm going to shoot my arrow. It's like, okay, I'm going to swing my sword. It's like, okay, I will cast my spell. Oh, really? That's how they,


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[Assistant] Yeah, like everything kinda pauses and like, yeah, it's everyone takes a turn to either move or attack or do what you gotta do.


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[Assistant] And also, stuff's character based, like if your character has a high level of like, I think like maybe persuasion or something, like you might run into somebody and say, you know, ah, you can't come through this, you can't come through this door.


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[Assistant] Since your character is high in persuasion, it'll give you that dialogue option of like, no, hey, let me through the door. Right. And then you gotta kinda roll a dice. It's like this little mini-game plays. It's like- You got a better chance of- Okay, yeah. You, you have to roll at least a five to get through this door. So it's D&D.


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[Assistant] I-I-I read, uh, I read that somewhere. Okay, that's a-that's a total- I mean, I've done it, but whatever. Right.


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[Assistant] Super secret. Very secret. I mean with a game with 160 endings you think it's gonna have just so much stuff in it. So people are gonna be finding probably years after. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. But yeaah, it's interesting, but again, I've never played a game like that, so I'm just trying to wrap my head around it. Okay. What is this? What is this? How the hell do I play this?


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[Assistant] Not on our channel. The top down view, the real time, I mean I've played real time combat games like that, like a JRPG, but yea nothing.


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[Assistant] Simon, you've been playing around with some artificial intelligence and trying to make animation, huh? Been doing some dark magic.


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[Assistant] But that was, you were re- you were re-voicing trailers?


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[Assistant] That livestream was amazing though, by the way. Our community raised over $61,000.


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[Assistant] We done did it. We keep doin' it. Nah, it's amazing. It is. Frickin' just generous, amazing community.


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[Assistant] Why me, why not? Yea, it is a matter of why not. I mean, we'll keep going, we're gonna hit 100k one year.


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[Assistant] Maybe? I haven't messed with chat GPT at all. I just keep hearing it about it in the news, but I've not played with it one bit.


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[Assistant] So, but just written differently. I mean, you can talk, you know, you can do it like ICP does. You know how they talk.


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[Assistant] It is impressive. Yeaah. The technology is impressive. The results yet, I am.


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[Assistant] Sure, yeaah, let's see what, perfect. Speaking of my daughter, we brought her up earlier. Poor thing, had her tonsils taken out. Did you? Yesterday.


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[Assistant] Yeah, apparently the doctor when we took hers out were like, yep, this was the right call. Gotcha. They're not healthy tonsils.


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[Assistant] I'm sure it happened, but I don't remember it specifically. I gotcha. You know, a kid would be missing like, why's Tommy not here today?


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[Assistant] You walk up to the pearly gates, there's old Saint Nick or whoever the fuck it is. Tonsels? Open up, please. Oh, nope, straight to the devil with you. Ah, what a twist.


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[Assistant] Oh, if only I hadn't had my tonsils taken out.


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[Assistant] Well there you go. So that's that. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's a good year for gaming. Holy God. We've had a lot. I mean, again, Tears of the Kingdom, that, Starfield's coming out. Oh yeah. Starfield.


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[Assistant] We did talk about that? Yeah, Starfield. Yeah, that's Bethesda. That's the people that made Skyrim and, uh, Fallout. It's their next really, really big RPG. And that's more my speed of like, yeah, third person walk around. I'm excited about that game. I hope it's good.


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[Assistant] Okay. We'll see. Sounding pretty dope, so far. Well, yeah, Bethesda's got a rep. Their game's on launch, usually, or, uh, there's something. Followed 76.


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[Assistant] Well that was, man, that was such a hodgepodge. It really was like, okay, they wanted to do a multiplayer game, but also make it single play. Yea, it was.


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[Assistant] No, god. The launch was terrible, and even like, I played it after launch and I thought it was terrible. Just structurally, it was terrible.


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[Assistant] I mean, big team, small compared to something like an EA or a Ubisoft.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I mean, yeah, we should try it on the dumpster. Just why not. Give it a shot. Agreed. I would like that.


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[Assistant] You got those big adorable eyes though. Yeaah, you got puppy dog eyes man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we had, uh, man, we had one, matter of fact, if anybody can help us, uh, find this person, we had one donor that donated over four thousand dollars. Insanity. Yeah, we would like to send a care package.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but we don't know how to get this person's information. We've tried to reach out on Discord. Um, uh, Aztec, what's the name again? Oh. Uber Trigger Happy.


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[Assistant] But yea. Amazing, amazing night. We got such a fucking awesome community. Love you guys.


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[Assistant] I love, yea, they built the numbers too, like anytime we would pass. A certain number. Oh yea, or pass $10,000, they had this thing we could blow up.


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[Assistant] Yep. I wish things looked better in ARK when they blew up. ARK has a weird, like you blow something up and it just kind of stands still for a second and then like blips out of existence.


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[Assistant] He's like, you play one and then you go away for three or four years, you come back to it, everything's different. Yeah. Yeah. Funny how some of them are like that.


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[Assistant] I remember the first one and maybe the second one. I think I fell off after that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we were more, yeah, we did, we did more console stuff back then. Yeah. And then console stuff in a minute. Nope. Kind of abandoned consoles, didn't we? If that could, what would you do?


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[Assistant] You know, I could be completely wrong on this, but I think the Seven Days developer, they're very PC focused.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, no, I know they're doing the console version, uh, I mean people, um, I think it costs them money to update on console, that's why they never do it. Right. So, but yeaah, people have been screaming, we want an update on console, and I think they're just focused on PC to get PC working right, and then eventually they'll update console.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I can't imagine dealing with that UI.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, just, my brief playthrough this morning, uhm, yeah, when you hit I for your inventory, there's shit everywhere, and you go, oh boy. Yeah. And then not only yourself, but all the characters. That's again, like, I think it would be more fun if...


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[Assistant] You guys were playing with me, you know? It's like, okay. Yeah. Like right now, it's like, you gotta manage three characters. It's like, I don't wanna manage three characters, I wanna manage one.


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[Assistant] You can play by yourself, but if you play by yourself, you still have characters following along with you. The game will allow you to just say, like, I don't want you guys with me. So it gives you that option.


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[Assistant] Why not? I did switch, like, I was, yeaah, I'm intimidated with the controller with the Baldur's Gate, cause I was playing it for a second with it, just to see how the camera worked. Yeaah. And you can hide the HUD in that game, which was nice, cause I was thinking, like, could we do this as a cinematic series? Maybe, maybe not. I don't think so. But, uhm.


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[Assistant] With the controller, it is very much like, oh, you're behind your character and I love the movement on the controller, but I enjoy the combat with the mouse and keyboard. Okay. So it might be one of those games where it's just, it's, it's a mix for me. It's like, yeah, I'm going to flop back and forth, like, yeah.


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[Assistant] That's it. Okay. Some people are mad about, yeah, uhm, there's some anger because it's 50 bucks. And I think you can get like old Red Dead on like the Xbox series B25S or whatever the fuck they name that console. Like you can buy that, you can buy the same damn game for like 10 bucks at a GameStop.


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[Assistant] And bring it home, pop it in your Xbox, and it will upscale it to 4K. Looks great.


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[Assistant] And then, so now they're like, well, you know, they put it on PS4, you can also play on PS5.


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[Assistant] And they put it on Switch, but the price point of $50 pissed a lot of people off, cause it's like, there's not an online component, I don't think.


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[Assistant] And then it's just an old game. So it's that, you know, are you putting an old game on here? You're charging me $50.


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[Assistant] Insane. It is insane. It does. Oh yea, that's another thing. They bought that role playing company.


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[Assistant] And they're just pulling them into Rockstar games. Which could either be a good or bad thing. Potentially bad where Rockstar are just like, okay, shut that shit down. Yeah. So no one plays this anymore and they gotta spend shark cards. I don't see that happening.


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[Assistant] Yeah, potentially a good thing of like, okay, this is obviously very successful on PC. People like this. Let's dev-


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's insane what they do. And yeah, I've just watched it. I tried to sign up.


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[Assistant] I was looking for a Red Dead roleplay, so I was like, man, I think roleplaying in Red Dead would be fun. Vertigo made some really fun videos on roleplaying in Red Dead.


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[Assistant] And then I go to sign up for it, it's like, okay, you gotta get in our Discord. It's like, alright, yeaah. I'm in Discord, it's like, alright, we're gonna send you a form. Like a form? It's like a three page document.


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[Assistant] They want to know you. They want to know your character, your character's background, what you intend to do. I was like, okay, don't have time for this. Not doing that. Not doing this. But I can see the appeal. But yeah, it's like for people that want that, you want to be able to hop in a server. It's like, okay, I'm going to play this character. And like, you have to play that. If you break the fourth wall, that's like an immediately kick out of the server.


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[Assistant] It's like, no, you're roleplaying. Then you gotta take this seriously. That's why I couldn't take it seriously. It's ridiculous.


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[Assistant] That's the fun in it. I mean, that's why Baldur Gates is so successful at its core. It is a role-playing game. It's like, oh yeah, I'm going to be this character and I can, you can run through this game this way as this character and the game reacts that way or you can choose a whole different character, run through the game, the game reacts a whole different way.


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[Assistant] Based on your actions and character and blah blah blah. People love that shit. Alright, I'm gonna get it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, rude. You could be, you could just be an asshole the entire game.


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[Assistant] So, but now that, you know, it makes you wonder like what are they going to implement that? It'd be crazy if they did it in GTA V just because it's so damn old. I feel like Rockstar's efforts have got to be being pushed into GTA VI at this point.


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[Assistant] That's so good. Yeah. Oh man, I hope so much that they have the Rockstar Editor in 6. They didn't have it in Red Dead. They never put it in there.


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[Assistant] It is something that probably they wanted to implement in GTA 5, but never really got any traction from it. It's like, okay, do people really need these tools?


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[Assistant] I mean, some people like, there might be a couple of YouTubers like us that are fucking crazy that take those tools and do something with them, but the majority of their players probably won't even touch that shit. So when, you know, from a dev standpoint, I can absolutely see you looking at it and going like, that's not worth spending our time on.


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[Assistant] They'd have to do so much moderation unless they gave you like their own dev tools to


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's Rockstar. They don't hold back. They don't play around. Like, I'm expecting GTA Online to be, or GTA 6 Online, or whatever, GTA Online 2, what are they going to call it? I don't know. But I'm expecting that to be like, kind of grindy and shitty, just because that's my experience with GTA 5 and Red Dead.


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[Assistant] But I'm expecting that single player to be fucking awesome. You would imagine. Yeaah. But at least that world would be fun to run online, like, you know, when we play. It'll be fun to run around in with your friends.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, Rockstar did have a shareholder report come out and they're saying by, you know, hopefully what they're saying is like, we're going to have a good, uh, Q4 2024. We don't know what that means. Q4 2024.


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[Assistant] So, but I can see that. Not a trailer. The only news we have about the game are the leaks that came out. So we know it's Vice City. And we know there's two playable characters.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're doing, they're doing Florida from the, from the leaks and all the screenshots. It's like, okay, it's vice, it's Miami and kind of the surrounding Florida area. I mean. In the eighties? No, I think it's modern.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah. Yeaah, they're going modern. You can't sell shark cards and buy cars in the 80s. No, no, no. You gotta buy electric cars. That shit cost too many. You gotta rob a casino 30 times to make the money. Right.


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[Assistant] We're gonna go charge it. Oh boy. It's gonna be good times. It's gonna be great times. Man, yeah, I'm looking forward. I just, I love exploring their worlds because they just put so much detail in their worlds.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Usually their writing is pretty solid. Now they've lost some veterans of the franchise, so I'm curious to see how that affects the game, but hopefully they still get a lot of people there that really give a shit about the project and want to make it as good as it can be. I'm not worried about them at all. I'm not. Nah, they got more money than God, so. There's that.


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[Assistant] I love that. Can we start with that? Oh, we can! Do I know about the title thing I do? No, yeah, we were just, uhm...


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[Assistant] When we're recording this, Neebs uploaded a GTA episode this morning. Right. And uh, there's just a moment in it where I think Neebs and Dora are in an elevator and they're waiting for you and I to get there. But they're in the wrong damn elevator.


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[Assistant] Let's take Waterworld with Kevin Costner and let's take a survival game and let's make a cute little, cute little survival game baby.


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[Assistant] Alright, so yeaah, that works, so you gotta put bedrolls down.


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[Assistant] It just came out, so it's something they're absolutely gonna keep adding stuff to.


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[Assistant] That wasn't one of the most expensive movies ever made because they built the set and a hurricane came through and knocked it all down and they had to rebuild the damn thing. Really? It was flopped too. The budget, yeaah, that's the thing, the budget was like super high and then it just bombed the box off. Nobody wanted to see Waterworld. Yeaah, it was a flop.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it was 1995, so I wonder if like, was that like, that's around like Jurassic Park and I don't know. I was trying to think, like what was, uh, what was its competition in the theater?


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[Assistant] And he was so big. Okay, yeah, wow, so it collected a total of 21.6 million and had a budget of 172 million. Like today. What's it made today? I don't know.


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[Assistant] No? Okay, what? After factoring home video sales and TV broadcast rights among revenue streams, Waterworld eventually became profitable.


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[Assistant] Eventually. It eventually got there. Yes. But it wasn't like the big, you know, it's not what they wanted. All the money they spent. It was no Barbie.


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[Assistant] Yeah, me. Yeah, I wanted to go see it. It was like, oh, I'll just walk up to the theater and buy a ticket. Sold out. And this wasn't opening.


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[Assistant] That's what I also think of when I think of Waterworld. It's like, yea, I remember jet skis and seaplanes.


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[Assistant] Even though I believe he should be. He died in 2010. Okay, he's dead. Oh my god. Dead as they get, really. No fucking dive! Hey, he was the best Bowser. Sorry, Jack. Yeah, I guess so. He was the best Bowser. Speaking of that.


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[Assistant] I didn't realize, I guess he knew Mel Fisher somehow, and Mel Fisher's the guy that found like a shit ton of like old Spanish doubloons or whatever sunken off the Florida coast.


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[Assistant] Really? Yeah, it's interesting. I'm sure. Because, I mean, you know, as soon as he found the treasure, everybody, you know, our government's like, well, that's ours, and the Spanish government's like, no, that's ours. He's like, no, it's mine, and it's the legal battle from that. Fascinating.


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[Assistant] The Buffett family was just friends with Mel Fisher, like they just knew each other. And then Mel Fisher, I'm looking at a photo right now of Jimmy Buffett and Mel Fisher, and this is like the day after Mel Fisher, uh, pulled in about $750 million worth of treasure off of the coast of Key West.


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[Assistant] They were shaped like a boat or something. It was just like, why would you shape a table like this?


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[Assistant] You probably didn't know. I, well there's, oh god, I'm going back to Key West, but there's another restaurant in Key West I used to go to. It was, uh,


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[Assistant] Jimmy Buffett's Bistro. And the food in this place is actually good. It's probably my favorite breakfast in Key West. Okay.


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[Assistant] But last time I went, the Jimmy Buffett name had been scraped off. It was just the Bistro now. Oh, what's going on? Why did they take the Jimmy Buffett name off? And apparently, uh, people were showing up thinking it's a Margaritaville.


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[Assistant] There was just brand confusion, cause people were coming up like, where can I get a cheeseburger?


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[Assistant] It comes when it comes. It was, uh, called Dumb Starbucks.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, that's important for a game like this. It has to have a good fishing mechanic. You'd think they really need to work on that if that's an issue. Yeah, especially


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[Assistant] Go on. I was saying, yeaah, because of its setting. Like, you need to have a good damn fishing mechanic in this type of game.


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[Assistant] Still looking at this, they're uh, something else that's gonna come. They want to expand the game's vehicle roster by introducing new options like cargo boats and gunships.


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[Assistant] Provide players with an extended character customization option, so that's coming. Yeah, what's the character customization like?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm excited to try it. Yeah, I like the concept. Oh, yeah, I want to see what it looks like, the way you describe highways and everything under the water. Mm-hmm. Where, yes, like, oh, there's the old world, like, that's fun.


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[Assistant] And. I had been having a lot of like, uh, just louder weekends.


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[Assistant] Uhm, it's, it's, it's a, it's Fallout in Space. But that's all you, okay. It's all I wanted, yea, it's perfect. I'm fine with it. Okay.


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[Assistant] I mean, I haven't played it enough to really, cause I mean, these games are huge. Anytime a Bethesda game comes out, it's like, all right, there's going to be a ton of things to do and a ton of mechanics. And it's just going to take me a while to get to how many hours.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you start off with just like your basic bitch, just a ship you can use to get around.


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[Assistant] But as you go, like again, I can't buy anything, but like you can take that ship and go, all right, I'm going to take the cockpit.


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[Assistant] So they're all just modules that you can purchase, but they fit together and click together very well. It's already like, alright, I can see myself really getting into this and making like, you know, the ship I fucking want. I've seen some cool ships. There are pictures of them.


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[Assistant] I have no idea. I mean, there's gotta be, there's gotta be like, okay, after 200 modules you're done. One just long straight pencil looking ship. I mean, I guess you could make it super long.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, those games are huge, and uh, it's already kind of daunting, but it, like, um, yeaah, I'm into it. But it feels like a Bethesda game. Like, if you've ever played Skyrim or Fallout, it's like, okay, it operates very similar. Like, it's that engine. It's like, yeaah, okay, it's a, it's a Bethesda game.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, well Star Citizen is its own monster, but see, that's the thing, that's why I don't play Star Citizen, or like, I'm way more intimidated by that, because...


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[Assistant] The people I've seen play, it's like, okay, let's hop on the ship and let's go to this planet. It's like, okay, cool. Warp drives enable, bzzz, alright.


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[Assistant] What now? I was like, well, it's gonna take us five minutes to get to this planet.


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[Assistant] Oh, I get it. Now listen, I love being immersed in a game, but I feel like I can do that in a starfield without having to sit in my ship for 10 minutes while I travel.


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[Assistant] I mean, you could do that, but you gotta do that anyway. But I guess I think, like, uh, Pulsar kinda did that too, but you can skip the warp. Yeah. You could. Yeah. But, you know, during the traveling on Pulsar, you could, you know, yeah, you could do inventory management and just handle ship stuff, make sure your ship's tip-top shape. Oh, Pulsar. I do that sometimes.


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[Assistant] I tell you what, yea, seven days needs, uh, they just need to look at grounded and just take that system. Love being able to walk into, just near your chest, hit a button. It just sucks everything out of you and just auto-organizes. What a time saver.


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[Assistant] It's not the only game. No, yeah, but yeah, if, if you're at the workstation, you don't have to have your stuff on you, as long as it's in the bins. Yeah. The workstation will recognize it and you can use it there. I like that. That's, yeah, it's way better.


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[Assistant] It's how every game need to be, dammit. And I think there's a mod for Seven Days that actually does that.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, and it's a, it's an interesting level of developers too, like something like EA, you know, the AAA where there's so many damn departments. Oh yeah. And it's a nightmare just communicating between departments.


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[Assistant] I mean, you know, but, yeah, geez, you think of some of these, like that Battlebit game, I think three guys made that, and they sold like,


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[Assistant] 10 million copies? Something, something crazy. Crazy. Might not have been, yeah, but they'll be fine for the rest of their lives. Do you, uh- Based on this game.


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[Assistant] I always, I always am endeared and I love that story though. Just, you know, a dude or dudes in their basement, just making something, putting it out there and boom, it hits.


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[Assistant] And set them up for life. Like that's awesome. They put the work in. They deserve it. I think that uh, what is it? Stardew Valley. That whole game was made by one guy. Wow, that's so popular. One guy. It sold so many copies. Well look at Minecraft. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Man, I saw a dog this weekend. It was like too cute to exist. It was a corgi. Like a little corgi. Man, corgis, they ought to be illegal. Nothing should be that damn cute. I hate it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I saw one walking around. Yeah, I went to Southport this weekend. Had my cousin in town. Took him down to Southport. But yeah, I saw Corgi and I was like, my god, that thing's too cute.


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[Assistant] Let's see if she's... It's silly looking. It really is. It's adorable looking.


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[Assistant] I like frogging. Frogging, I like that a lot. I like this right here, like, oh, she's frogging. Makes perfect sense, she looks just like it too. I'm abandoning splooting. Okay. I'm going with frogging. You have that right.


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[Assistant] Well, my grandparents had an interesting name for walnuts. I'm not saying it here, but it was blank toes. And it was like, god damn. Yeah, that was, they said that just. Yeah. Consistently. Yep. That was their name. I think they stopped at some point. I mean, yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Nah, dogs don't have that in them. I don't know, I did have an uncle who had a Dalmatian that jumped out of a window. In a moving vehicle.


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[Assistant] You know, we got Castle Hain near us, but there's no castle there that used to be. We should build a new castle. Castle Hain needs a real castle. Doesn't have to be a big castle.


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[Assistant] You did it! Now the last few episodes were good because it got whittled down to three people. For sure. Okay, now it's more interesting. Yeah.


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[Assistant] No spoilers. I was happy he won. He did real good. He caught all the fees. So it is his partner. Nah, I'm glad he made it. It was a fun season.


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[Assistant] Remember which one it was. Yea, the cast wasn't as interesting this season as previous seasons, in my opinion. Like, Colton? Like, no one's gonna top Colton in my head. That guy was amazing. Oh dude, he was kind of a gem. Hey bear! Hey bear!


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[Assistant] Just naked. And his boat. Yeah. His boat was awesome.


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[Assistant] They got helicopters and boats and. So, and I assume they have to keep those things on standby. You'd imagine. They have to rent them for.


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[Assistant] Nah, it's still a neat idea. It's fun watching these people try to survive in that environment.


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[Assistant] I don't think I've seen anyone in that show because they obviously do that for a reason. They stick them in a place you know they're going to fail eventually.


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[Assistant] That's kinda where my head's at. Like, if the bombs drop, I kinda wanna be under it. I kinda, I kinda do too. Yeah, it's just like, I don't wanna deal with that. I'm alright with that.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, yeaah, I'm just curious. How you do it? Uh, well sterilize your gear, uh, place lids in a small pot, and uh, cover with hot but not boiling water, uh, prep the canner, fill your canner half full with fresh water, and bring to a boil.


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[Assistant] Well, hold on, maybe this might not be the best guide. This is like the first thing that came up. Uh, the number three is fill with food. That's after the water is half way. Alright, so yeaah, I guess in the can, you fill it up half way with water and then bring that to a boil?


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[Assistant] Yeah, or a jar. And then you fill it with food, then you measure carefully, top the jars, uh, add bands, uh, just until tight, uh, load canner, process the jars.


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[Assistant] I'll tell you how it went down. There was, I remember because I was there. We hadn't done animation in a while, and I was experimenting with making heads that turn right to left. You know, because we kind of do a 2D flat kind of thing.


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[Assistant] Uhm, and then I was like, oh, maybe I could do a skit around this. I'll make four characters, I think it was four, five characters and their heads turn. Yeah. And then, uh, we had this idea called Loot Droppers, and it was like, the people behind, you know, the people that have a company that fill all the loot boxes in all the survival games.


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[Assistant] Silly idea, really good concept. So, we recorded one, started putting it together. I was more focused on the head's turn and the new kind of animation style. And it's, it's not horrible. But we were like, ehh, I don't know if it's good enough for the channel.


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[Assistant] It's got a lot of potential, and the reason we didn't even give it another chance was because that's when we got the green light to do the new battlefield, for instance. That's what I was saying. That's what we're getting to. And then that hit, right on the tail end, they're like, I gotta push the back burner. We're like, okay, let's focus on this now.


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[Assistant] Was that two years ago? Must have been. God. Sometimes I'm shocked by how bad my time awareness is. Me too.


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[Assistant] That's wild. My school was very upfront about it. This is what happened, this is sad and blah blah blah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] What's that? Like professions. It's the same name for a male doing it or a woman doing it, right?


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[Assistant] Yeah, you hope you know where the line is. I mean, when it's marked. Well, there's a lot of official looking vehicles out there, like, seems like they know where the pipes are. They should know. It's not like just some dude out there trying to...


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[Assistant] Alright, I don't know. I would think so. He would think so. Uhm, we could, uh, shoot a video about our toilet now that the water's off and put that on the dumpster. Oh yeah, yeah.


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[Assistant] Someone's had to have done that. Don't do that in the South American countries. That's a good idea. They can't even put their toilet paper in the toilet. The last line of the commercial, anyone seen grandma? And that's it. Then you hear the flush. Where glasses are by the toilet.


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[Assistant] It is fun to go back, because if you see this on YouTube, people will do a compilation of commercials from the 70s or 80s or whatever. It's fun to look back and go, what was going on back then? I remember so many of them.


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[Assistant] This was the one day in the year he was gonna get to sleep in. Those new kids. Yep.


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[Assistant] Also wanna go over, uh, cause Aztec, you put that together. Great job, by the way. It's the first time she'd ever done, like, sound design. Yeah. But I wanted to, like, have her make the sounds that we're making sound like they're moving. From left to right, in different areas, and getting further away and closer.


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[Assistant] I love that. So, uh, yeaah, let's put the link in the description for Glock9. He's also doing a thing, uhm, for cancer. One of his socks is a F-cancer sock and it's going to, uh,


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[Assistant] Yeah, the campaign we've been doing with THICC for years. Yep. It's a stand up for cancer.


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[Assistant] If they were tiered somehow, like, beat this first bit, get to the next part, just where it feels- Yeah, maybe, yeah. But too- yeah, too bullet spongy.


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[Assistant] If ARK 2 had that, open world ARK plus that.


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[Assistant] I know one person that's waiting on a kidney, but...


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[Assistant] For those people that are on a waitlist, man, the stress. Cause they gotta be ready.


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[Assistant] At any moment, I think. Like, they're on a wait list, they get a call, they gotta- You can't like, travel, you can't do anything. Cause you might get that call, and there's a, there's not much time. Is everybody here signing up to be a donor? I am. I am. I am too. I'm not. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Folks, if you're not, and you're up for it, do it, cause man, there's people. And why wouldn't you?


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[Assistant] Your soul still moves on. I read an article not too long ago about heart transplants where they, I guess they were just putting them on ice and shipping them off, and I forget because this was a few months ago, but now they


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[Assistant] We're talking about making a machine that like, keeps blood pumping through it. Hmm. As they deliver it. Oh wow. And it extended like, like three times longer that they could go without doing a surgery. That's awesome.


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[Assistant] That's awesome though, but once we, man, if we can start printing stuff, that's where it's at.


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[Assistant] Depends on the competition. If there's competition in the industry.


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[Assistant] There's a preacher talking about it too. We got floods out here.


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[Assistant] I think you could not watch the news and be just as effective as someone that does, for the most part.


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[Assistant] I wanna, uh, probably won't join a league, but I do wanna go out there and throw from time to time.


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[Assistant] Axe throwing would be another good board game you could buy for your kids. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] At home version. Just a piece of wood and two axes.


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[Assistant] Okay, I just feel like we should use the right


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[Assistant] And we, our water's back on. Yeah, but we're going to need that. I know, but I was hoping we'd get to fill the tank up just once and go, there we did it.


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[Assistant] Listen, Alexa does not, she doesn't listen to me. She doesn't listen to Anthony though. Cause... Sick of his shit. They defy him all the time.


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[Assistant] Just turning the lights on. We have probably, I don't know, seven, eight, nine different lights hooked into our office for one command. You say it and mic three come on one day.


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[Assistant] And just doesn't listen. Yeah, I get it. And then Anthony's like, let me get it on my phone.


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[Assistant] By the way, don't ever advertise to me again. Was she telling you a tip though on how to use the service better, or did she want you to buy something?


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[Assistant] Dressed to the nines in Glock socks. There's something there. Glock nine? There's something there.


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[Assistant] That's easy to report. When you did it though, and you're like, hey, now I gotta talk to somebody.


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[Assistant] I have a plunging story in New Orleans, too. Isn't that where we both have that story?


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[Assistant] I was, uh, in New Orleans on North Rampart at a hotel.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's, that's what it's known for. So anyway, I took, this was my cross country trips I was doing. Took a group there. They had like these big houses where it was a bunch of rooms and like two, three toilets. Anyway, one of my passengers, uh, I guess really fills it up. Um, there's a girl from Australia.


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[Assistant] Because you're the, you're in charge. I know, it's just, I didn't feel like we were there. Like, relationship. But you're in charge. Okay.


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[Assistant] Man, I probably wasn't as good as I am today, like today I could probably go to nationals, but back then, I was probably a regional.


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[Assistant] In a chicken, which is also meat. Let's see how fast Neebs can clear it. The problem is though, getting the toilets clogged equally so that everyone's on an even plane. Well no, they'd all have to know.


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[Assistant] I did it. Got the toilet. Like a champ. Wow. Okay. I didn't want to leave that story untold. Like, no, that's good. Cliffhanger. Yeah, we all checked out about it.


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[Assistant] Nope. If there was a connection there, that wouldn't have, uh, altered the outcome though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh man. Early on, you know. Oof. That'd be a fun, like, story letter, wouldn't it? How'd y'all meet? Nobody wants to hear that story. She was, uh, in the toilet. She clogged the shit out of it. Don't know how she released that beast. Who's that striking fella? With some strong plunging arms.


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[Assistant] So we should get to the point, at some point, aim for this, maybe a year from now.


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[Assistant] My keyboard at home is pretty dope keyboard. There's like a system within it and it's years old, but it's like, uh, if you've got a


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[Assistant] And do that and it'll kind of elaborate on that and you can fuck with that and kind of get ideas that you might not have thought about based on your core idea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, just I'd find out the baseline as to what we were singing or what we were singing to some...


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[Assistant] Yeah, it like, AI would be like, aaaah. Nope, does not compute.


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[Assistant] That's exactly how I get on with history. I would definitely watch animated history lessons. I think there's several YouTube channels that do that.


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[Assistant] What you were talking about with that one artist and stuff like that, like, you're just like, ahh, a lot of times. But, I always have to remind myself, it's just, it's not going anywhere.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Uh, part of that, and I don't know all the details at all, but some of my friends, like Shane, like we, you know, talking about it online and stuff like that, and I definitely saw that one of the big things is, um,


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[Assistant] The width of your thumb. Maybe two widths of your thumb. Two thumbs. On top of your thumb. Two thumbs for sure. That's about it, right? But like, one thumb I think is kinda... So it's about an inch. We could say an inch. An inch. An inch and a half. Maybe an inch and a half. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Unless you got a tiny phone. We all agree on this? Everybody? Like out there? You guys agree on this? Yeah, I do. As a group. Half a phone screen. And, uh, with your comment and response, I mean, let's just make it one comment. Sure. You know, you wanna...


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[Assistant] We're doing these obvious things, I'll throw one in there, that, for, forever. Use your turn signals, people.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's habit for me. We're such good drivers. We're really good people. We're so good at everything else.


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[Assistant] That's what I'm, uh, my car's had the feature for a couple years, and I think it should be standard, is light turns green, I hear it in my car, booo, like it alerts me when the light is green.


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[Assistant] He was getting his second shot. And didn't like it. And yeaah, being held down, like, uhm, started growling after the first, like, when the second one was gonna happen. So there was a warning. Gabs was even saying, like, uhm, you know, maybe give him a break, give him a little break when he's, and, you know, hand slipped holding his head down or whatever, and... Bite. And bit, bit.


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[Assistant] And uhm, you know, cover everybody, I guess. And thank God he was up to date on his vaccines, otherwise that would be put down.


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[Assistant] Yeah, apparently he's gotta be, uh, there's gonna be a quarantine that happens, but it could be at home. There's gonna be a follow-up call or visit. It's just a thing, the whole process, you know, but he's a good boy.


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[Assistant] Gabs and the vet both in agreement in the report to Animal Services apparently, uhm, that it was provoked.


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[Assistant] If it's, if the animal is like really, if it's growling, like let's take a little break. Yea. Do they make muzzles for cats? I would imagine.


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[Assistant] I don't like that at all. Or cucumbers or cheese. I got Emily's going to the vet tomorrow and I'm just like, I mean she's gonna be a good girl but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm assuming we're gonna get a lot more information in the next trailer. Staying on the, on the video game side of things, you heard the announcement of that, uhm, Legend of Zelda movie?


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[Assistant] We've been waiting for a decade. That feels like it'll be released the following Christmas.


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[Assistant] He's got an excuse to go. You keep saying Argentina is the city, but you're in Buenos Aires. Buenos Aires.


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[Assistant] Hey man, people really appreciate when you make the effort to learn their language too, don't they?


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[Assistant] It's got all the shoots, like all the baskets across the top that a normal Connect 4 would have.


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[Assistant] You guys were all out and about, like, when Saturday became like it was, it turned into like one of those, uh,


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[Assistant] Very true. And some people are watching it the day it came out on a Thursday, and we always, we do the Twitch thing. Everybody's, everybody's mad at Twitch. Did you guys see that? No. Mad at Twitch. Yeah. I guess they, uh, I don't know, I wish I knew more of the details. I mean, surface level, Anthony probably knows more than I do with this. Anthony? We could bring in special guest Anthony. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh, I think they're taking away like slots and like some of these gambling things. They're cracking down on the gambling. I know that too, but they're also like, I think they're not doing a 70 30 rev split with smaller creators now.


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[Assistant] You're gonna, you're gonna force smaller creators to just go to YouTube. Yeah, you gotta earn it. Yeah, it's like they did that and then YouTube did the thing where now like you can use licensed music in your YouTube videos if you want to and it's a rev share with uhm, whoever owns the music. So if we wanted to use a Billie Eilish song and


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[Assistant] One of our videos we could. Of course we gotta share some money with Miss Eilish. Yeaah, she deserves it. Exactly, but yeaah, so that's an option now. Damn, when the hell did that become an option?


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[Assistant] Cause they're pushing that. They're trying to get in, get in on TikTok's game. So they're monetizing more of the shorts. They're trying to bring creators over from TikTok.


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[Assistant] Because, I mean, we've tried to put, or we are putting content on TikTok, maybe, still, now, I think, but you don't make any money from it. So for creators, it's like, why the fuck are you even doing this?


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[Assistant] I don't mind a good short, but uh, yeaah. We probably won't be participating much in the shorts anyway. We might do a couple. Well the thing is, you can make shorts out of it and that's what some of our shorts are. They're snippets of our longer shit. So it's not like we're making content for it. We're just inserting short little clips of our stuff, right?


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[Assistant] It seems so, yeah, that's what I've noticed. I mean, that's a common thing. I've not once navigated the TikToks ever once and once.


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[Assistant] It kinda caters to lazier than we've even ever known as far as...


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[Assistant] I don't, I don't know if I ever did or if I did. I might have did it once, but I'm like, oh that was weird, and then I didn't go back. Back in the day, like, Duralias. Yeah, Duralias, the Prostitute Mickeys, those reactions are great. Oh shit. Go look up some Prostitute Mickey reactions, just people. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Just in shock. So that's kind of like, that's like, um, selfishly we obviously are going to like that more.


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[Assistant] 20 minutes long. A guy's reacting for 20 minutes to different things, but he might be reacting to say like a cartoon somebody made.


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[Assistant] That's a minute and a half. Now the guy who made that minute and a half cartoon, we know that's not a long video. You ain't getting paid that much for it. And that cartoon might have a million views, but guess what? That guy who made that 20 minute reaction video is making more money than the guy who made the fucking cartoon.


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[Assistant] Well, that's what people, you know, the animation community got kind of a buzz because wait, if YouTube's really gonna start pushing these shorts, maybe the animation format can come back. Why wouldn't it go that rev share? Yeah. If you're watching, like, uh,


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[Assistant] They should work it that way. Yeah, well, I mean, I think it's a great opportunity for animators to go, oh, I'm just gonna make shorts.


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[Assistant] Because that's a perfect format for just, okay, I can do a 20 second animation or a 20 second gag. And boom, maybe. Cartoons or otherwise. Like any, any content. Anything that's not there is if they're watching it, rev share it. Like they're doing with the music. It's the same thing.


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[Assistant] Oh yeah, no, if that, if that, yeah, I wish that were the possibility. Yeah. Where it's like, yeah, every reaction. But, I mean, a lot of these reaction channels, like especially movie reactions, these guys go out of their way.


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[Assistant] I don't know, 45 seconds in the song. Right. Just to like, I don't know. I don't know how that all works, but whatever. But yeah, it's interesting. Anywho.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, uhm. How you feel about it? I feel really good. I think it's fun. Okay, good. It's, uh, it's much slower pace than what we usually do on the channel. We use a lot of stuff to kinda, you know, let the quick get to it. Yeah. Whereas this, like, I am not afraid to like, okay, I know this builds up to a tense moment. It's the point of the game. Yeah. I'm gonna, I'm gonna let this breathe for three minutes before the tense moment happens.


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[Assistant] It's, it's coming together really well. Alright. And, uh, yeaah, I'm, uh, I'm excited to show it. I think, uhm, I gotta figure out when I wanna release it, cause it's, it's either the bi-weekly thing, which I kinda would not like to do. I think once it comes out, I would like it to be weekly until the show is over.


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[Assistant] So, I might just hold it, you know, keep cutting them, hold them in my pocket, and then just start putting them out when I think it's ready. That'd be nice. And like you said, this is a... It's permadeath. It's permadeath. Yea, the way we're doing it, so, you know, uhm...


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[Assistant] This series could be over in three episodes. I know this is, uh, so you saying that, I know it's like speculation out the ass, but, um, if you were to guess, how many do you think it might be if you were to just speculate? Man, I would hope. Hmm.


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[Assistant] Mhm. Six? Right? Six or seven would be like, God, we did it, we did a really good job. So, it gets, I would think it'd be getting easier the longer you go. No.


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[Assistant] Okay. Well, I mean, it, the game, the game kind of puts you in, in a desperate situation pretty quickly. Like, you might find a town, like, man, look at this town, they got all these resources, I found all these canned foods, I got a good food supply, this is great.


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[Assistant] Well that, you know, that might last you for three days and then, you know, you've picked over every house in this town, you've eaten all the food that you could possibly eat. You have to find another town or you, you gotta go.


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[Assistant] Right. You have to keep moving. And you might not run across anything for another two days?


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[Assistant] Yeah, well you just start walking and then like, okay, you're gonna try to gather stuff as you go. You hope you find food along the way. You might be able to...


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[Assistant] Throw a rock, eat a rabbit. You know, it's, it gets uhm, it forces you to kind of think days out. Is green hell not work the same way?


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[Assistant] Yeah, plus the thing is, you're, well with us too, with that game, it's, the three of us are together. Yeah, yeah. So we, that makes a very different dynamic. I haven't played either, so I was just curious.


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[Assistant] So, you're gonna be, it's your series, so if you die, now you're... I'm going. He's dead. I'm going. So, you're just gonna get to sit here and watch him, cause that's what you're gonna do. Watch him struggle until he dies. So, you remember I did a Lone-ish. Yeah. Yeah. Episode 1. I'm out.


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[Assistant] So, it'd be interesting to see how that worked, cause if we were all in the same town, couldn't it very easily be that my house or my base is getting attacked while everyone else is just like meh?


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[Assistant] First horde night of ours, I think, when you guys, the rest of you broke away and you were at a barn, and I was in that shitty desert place, that I stayed there alone, you all abandoned me for this horde night. Do you remember that one?


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[Assistant] You had a quiet night, didn't you? I had a quiet night, and since you had Ada as your camera, and Ada was like a level hundy, you guys had just tons of green zombies coming across the field right away. But it was like I had an automatic amount coming at me no matter what.


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[Assistant] And that was the first time we had split up like that and we were a decent distance away. So it was a perfect example of how the game is always going to throw someone. And I had Jack as my spectator and he was low level.


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[Assistant] We recorded two, that's enough to know. I can take that out easily, so if you don't want that. Keep it in. They wanna know there's more than two, come on. Well hey, you know what, I got a question. How long, about how long do you think these things are gonna be? I know you're keeping a lot of them.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think ideally we record for an hour and a half, two hours, and it, I may want to record longer as the show goes because, you know, you'll get to a point where, alright, we've seen how everything works. Yeah. So now it's like, let's not even talk unless something real is going down. Cause off the bat you establish it because it's important for the...


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[Assistant] Yeah, but that first episode, yeah, is a lot of like, alright, eh, you know, we both are struggling a little bit just to find a spot. And I knew nothing. He knew nothing. Yeah, right.


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[Assistant] So I guess that's a spoiler at the beginning of the first episode. Niebs pretty quickly finds a decent place and like he's cozy in a house and I'm like in a shitty barn freezing to death. He's like in a sandals resort. It's like a big spoiler, okay? Alright. But yea, it's a... I like that. That's fun. Not everyone listens to the podcast.


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[Assistant] True. You know what I mean? So it's gonna still work out. You guys are lucky. I think people are gonna enjoy it. I'm enjoying, yeah, I'm enjoying cutting it.


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[Assistant] Cool. I'm a little jelly, so I'm looking forward to, uh, potentially playing it in the future. I might die right away. Yeah, we can do another permadeath run.


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[Assistant] That's the whole thing, permadeath too, which is kind of like the good angle for this too. It's not just long dark with you two, it's permadeath. Dude, the permadeath changes just the overall feel on any of these when we decide to do them. There's something


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[Assistant] You can feel it in our improv acting. You can feel it across the board. And everyone can relate to that. Everyone can fucking relate to that. Most people playing these games, we all can come back if we want, but you add that element.


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[Assistant] I recommend it, like, fuck, do it with your friends if you're playing some of this shit together. Just have a little fun, uh, permadeath.


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[Assistant] There is. Meaning like go look behind stuff. There is. On this map in particular. Alright. We moved. I checked every goddamn waterfall. We moved from our castle. We live behind a waterfall now.


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[Assistant] Castle 2, Electric Boogaloo. I like our little home. It feels like it's a home. Yeah, I just- It's a keyboard building home. I've ripped a- Aida made a beautiful castle, but... Fuck that place.


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[Assistant] Color coded so this wouldn't happen, but it changes. I'm colorblind. Like it changes nothing. We still get lost and run in circles. We waste 50% of our recording running in circles.


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[Assistant] Oh, is he coming tonight? Well, tonight being last week, guys, for everyone listening.


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[Assistant] The, uh, upload. Like a time capsule thing. Yeaah. Five, ten years down the road. Yeaah, that would be a good way to do it. Because if you put it up tomorrow, what? Well, I just said that. I don't know what he's, what he's doing.


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[Assistant] I've got- Ted's probably dead, yea. I had a- I had a dumb, speaking of dumb, uh, show ideas. I don't think that was a good transition. So keeping it on topic, I had a really dumb idea. It was just a- there's a dumb wordplay joke and- what's it? A Handmaid's Tale, right? Yea.


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[Assistant] Who does, what an interesting, uh, tale that would be. Well, just like anyone who's, that's their job. Does she solve a crime every week? Their source of, what? Does she? She's a, she or he's a hand model.


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[Assistant] The competitiveness of the hand modeling industry, I'm sure it exists. I'll bet that'd be like, you know, that happens to be their job, but that could be a really fun


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[Assistant] We've been in the film industry a little bit, like we know our little bits and pieces of it, but that world must be, I bet there's some fascinating shit about it.


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[Assistant] You would wanna, they probably want you right there, so that's not enough to sustain living there, but it is a good side thing if you got some sweet ass hands.


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[Assistant] Yeah, oh hey yeah, a print campaign can net a model between 2 and 5k a day.


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[Assistant] Wow. Just for showing up, putting your hands out there. Now that's only a day's shoot and they're probably few and far between. Damn. It could be cutthroat man. You could have the character, like the villain character is like, man, that motherfucker's got better hands than me. He's going to get the gig.


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[Assistant] Alright, none of you guys can steal this out there because it's been documented on this podcast. It's mine. Yep. He'll sue you. He'll sue you tomorrow. He'll sue you tomorrow just thinking you might take it. This is a radio show.


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[Assistant] It's a sci-fi show. Uh, Resident Alien. Yes. I'd watched a couple episodes and I thought in particular, I'm like, Debs would really like this show, I think. I don't know why I thought you would. I thought, I agreed.


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[Assistant] And I watch it with commercials and I'm on like episode 4 and I'm going like, I really just enjoy the quirky weirdness of it.


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[Assistant] I don't know how you say his name, but he's funny as hell. The dude from Firefly, but not Nathan Fillion. The pilot from Firefly? The pilot. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, he's great. I've seen him in other things. He's a very good actor. Halloween coming up.


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[Assistant] Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. Yeah, that's a great movie. With him in it, and fuck. That is such a good movie. See, I'm glad this is, I'm gonna edit this, so I'll write that down. You'll remember it. Yee. That's a great movie. It was fun. Good comedy. He is in this, he's like, you know, playing an alien.


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[Assistant] And, he's acting like no one would ever act. He's, he's just an alien's personality. It's so, he just does a great job at it. Okay. Yeah. So if you've seen him before and you're like, I like him, you've never seen him act like this, cause it's a weird ass character. I've got a pile of stuff to watch that I'll never watch. There's no lack of a pile these days. Yeah, that's too much shit.


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[Assistant] A horror movie. We're in the season, you know what I mean? Right, right, right, right. Called, uh, Eden Lake. Which is interesting, but...


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[Assistant] Infuriating when, you know, you know how horror movies have to have their obligated amount of like, what the fuck are you doing? Moments. Right. Oh yeaah. Why would you? No one would do this. Characters making stupid decisions at every turn. Hand model retreat out of the lake.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think I've heard of it. Yeah, so, I love, over a feature film, the ads that pop up. It was the first time I'd like watched.


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[Assistant] And then they get nice in the beginning, like one of the first couple ads and you're like, ooh, 60 seconds.


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[Assistant] I find it, uh, this happens, uh, I guess it only happened in the sci-fi show, The Resident Alien.


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[Assistant] About, no, not that dumb idea. The, the one with the uhm, when you were talking about like the deep fake, using old,


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[Assistant] And then you cut to commercial break and it's all like pre record, like whatever, but they deep fake the leads from the show in the commercials into the commercials. So it keeps it seamless. Oh yeah. Like now they're advertising Clorox. That's crazy. They get paid extra. Of course they didn't do any of the acting in the.


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[Assistant] Like, you know- In what way? And just, well, they'll show like two ads sometimes. Oh, back to back. You can't fucking skip. Right. And now I've even seen, like, some people taking pictures of like five ads. Oh, I've never seen that. Whaaat? Yeah.


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[Assistant] That's a, that actually seems like it's a pretty good idea. You just go to it.


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[Assistant] Or you just get YouTube Red. Or what is it called? YouTube Premium? Premium. I haven't heard that in a while. Classic. YouTube Premium, where you just don't have to watch ads at all.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Alright yeaah, a little clarification on how that five ads are working.


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[Assistant] Go to the bathroom, like just, you get that mindset to like work around it and once you, then it's ad free, so it'll be great. But it's your choice. I guess it would be the creator's choice. I wonder if that's the creator's choice too. Yea, it's gotta be. The creator has to choose like, alright, bulk ads up front, instead of like popping them. What would be the difference, I wonder?


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[Assistant] Yeah, financially. Because that's why they'd have a choice if there was any difference financially.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, that's what, like, you know, this is kinda behind the scenes, but when we upload a video, the amount of ads YouTube puts in there automatically. It doesn't do it all the time, though. No, it doesn't.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that would be awful. So we have to go in there like, nope, throw this one out, throw this one out, throw this one out. We're not sub-subjecting our audience to this. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I like when they're like, if they do stop, some seem like they're like those little four second little ones. Yeaah. And then you're right back into it, like those are nice. Yeaah. The ones you can skip real quick, those are great. Yeaah. Ads are such bullshit. Who's our sponsor this week?


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[Assistant] Nobody knows what weekend, uh, to do it. Yeah, no, this one, uh, this one definitely on a Monday. So, yeah, downtown Saturday night, the 29th, I'm sure it'll be jumping. That'll be fun. But, um, even though Monday, like, is Halloween, that's when the kids will all go trick or treating.


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[Assistant] Like you're done. The big kids are still out running around, but the little kids are in bed and hey, you got school the next morning. Did y'all give out candy during COVID?


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[Assistant] Chilly pipe. I was just curious, cause yeaah, it's like, uh, when I was bringing up the, it's like horror movie season. I like watching horror movies this time of year when it starts getting a little cooler out. So I gotta, so it's not a horror movie per se, but it's I guess a creepy movie. That's gotta be on my list of movies.


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[Assistant] I loved it. You loved it. I know we're not, we don't like to do the review thing. I should watch it. I wanna watch it with you. I think that'd be fun. Me and you watch it? Maybe.


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[Assistant] We should react to it and make a video. And skew it. Uhm. It was like, I noticed what's uh, Joe the Angry Gamer. Right? Angry Joe? Angry Joe, that's it. Joe the Angry Gamer. Joe the Angry Gamer. Joe the disgruntled guy who plays video games. They fucking review everything.


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[Assistant] With, particularly with Neebs or any one of you guys, just cause we're opinionated people.


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[Assistant] Exactly. I wanna hear what this group of people thought of it. Yeaah. Maybe they'll offer some insight, maybe they'll offer a piece of information about the show I didn't know. Exactly. So like, you know, to watch Breaking Bad with you, and you know, you telling me right now, how bad, it's like, why is he, you're gonna spend half the time, why did he do this?


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[Assistant] Right. So, but that would be entertaining for me too. And not, you know, that show, whatever. That was real writing though. The arguing was needed.


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[Assistant] Every relationship's got that garbage, but then especially where he was like just kinda withdrawn from everything for the things he was keeping from her, it kinda makes sense that she'd be disgruntled enough to bitch every damn episode.


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[Assistant] It would have made it sense. So it's like, how many creative eyes are going through this process? The, the writing and then even when they're making it and like not, there's usually an answer.


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[Assistant] There's usually, not like we've written movies that don't have holes or, you know, that have rights.


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[Assistant] But then, but then you know how a shooting day in a Marvel film like, they're shooting so little in a day in most cases. So it's like the bigger picture, not anyone seeing that till the cutting room floor.


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[Assistant] Doesn't work that way, you know what I mean? Like, everyone's seeing exactly what the fuck you're gonna get. You know why you're moving forward. And you'd hope someone would be like, but, but what if, well why would


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[Assistant] Right. Well, I got a little insight into something like that. Recently, for Bad Movie Night, we watched a movie called Troll 2. Oh, it's...


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[Assistant] It's a beloved bad. It's a wonderful watch with like a group of friends while you're drunk. I highly recommend it. But then we watched, uh, they made a documentary about it. I watched that as well. The best worst movie.


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[Assistant] And just the insight on this is like, why are all the, like, when you're watching it, you're like, why are all the actors saying their lines in this way? What the fuck is going on? But then when you see the documentary, you realize the director was fucking Italian. And the actors went up to him and he said,


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[Assistant] First, you know, actually watch the movie Troll 2, get together with some friends, and then watch the documentary on the making of it. It's fascinating. I'm gonna tell you this.


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[Assistant] You could watch those in either order and be equally satisfying. I'm sure. I think watching the movie first is more satisfying. You're probably right. You're probably right. I would like to see the movie first. Yeaah. Cause then you get context for it. And the movie is just...


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[Assistant] That guy, like, well, whatever production company, they got the rights to Troll, I think, or whatever, like, cause no one was making a sequel. Yeah. I saw Troll, the first one, in the theater. Yeah, and it's not even related to Troll 2. No. So yeah, the whole story's interesting, and that's the thing, Trolls aren't even in the movie.


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[Assistant] Right. So, so, so goblins didn't test well. I guess not. And then it went like, okay, we'll call it trolls. They got the right to the first troll. And it was like, oh, that one made money. We'll just market it this way. Yeah. There's so many decisions where you go like along who, who along the lines was just like, yep, this will work. And the first trolls got awful.


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[Assistant] So weird, this troll environment growing in an apartment building.


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[Assistant] Like the apartment became a, well that's kinda cool, it became like a forest.


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[Assistant] And that's all that matters. That's it. Right. I need to give you shit about something. I know. I gotta pick on you about something dumb.


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[Assistant] Oh, oh, what's, um, avatars coming back to theaters. You guys see that? I kinda want you to see that in 3D again, just because it was so fun the first time. I wanted to. That was the point. Well, not the point, but yeah, it was effective for the first time ever 3D-wise. Yeah, for sure. I mean, the movie just dances with wolves with fucking Smurfs, but fuck, it's visually just like, mm, yeah.


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[Assistant] Somebody was trying to give him edits for I guess this avatar thing.


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[Assistant] And he goes, you see that building over there? He's like a titanic.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's where you gotta start, but I think he's like, and I've heard he's...


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[Assistant] Pain in the ass to work with, but the man knows what he wants. He does. And he brings his vision to screen. And it's usually the fucking right call.


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[Assistant] Like Terminator, Terminator 2, Aliens, The Abyss, like all these movies are fucking great! Yeah, he loves water. He, he do love some water. Well that's his passion, is uh, deep sea diving. Yeah, that's cool. That's why he makes movies, to fun deep sea diving. Yeah. It's not, it's not a cheap hobby I hear.


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[Assistant] Well, not deep sea diving. Marvel She-Hulk. You guys watch any She-Hulk? Nope.


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[Assistant] I've watched the, I'm looking forward to watching episode 6, which I don't know if it's- Oh wow, so you're deep. I am deep. I don't know if I caught up, if they released this stuff weekly, I'm like, I didn't think I'd like it. It's Bumblebee good.


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[Assistant] It's... It's the best review of She-Hulk I think I've heard. You're like, eh, it's fun. It's Bumblebee good. Well, wow, I thought Bumblebee was better, cause this, you know...


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[Assistant] Like this is so silly that I'm going like, I can't believe they're making this a fucking show on how they're doing it. But then you go, and then it finally just morphed into my head like, oh, this is so campy and over the top.


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[Assistant] That's how it's supposed to be. And now I just, now I enjoy it. But, so how much have you seen?


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[Assistant] This was one of those moments, Dora, you mentioned, it's like, well, you go, how the fuck, like, why didn't somebody say, you know, when she's like, you know what, I don't want to do spoilers. It's tough not to. But in that show, here I am, I'm watching this with my, like, my nine year old, right? And I'm telling her, I'm like,


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[Assistant] You would think that somebody would have raised their hands and said, this doesn't make any sense.


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[Assistant] Man, Marvel seems like they're just like so scattered right now.


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[Assistant] It's almost like they're doing too much. Whenever they started doing the series, it felt like that immediately for me. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Uhm, the, you know, on the platforms. It's gotta be a tough act to juggle because yea, you started making these movies and they're super successful. And it's a budgetary act too. Yeaah. Cause they don't get the same love.


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[Assistant] No, oh yeaah, no yeaah, certainly not the television shows, for sure. But uh, but yeaah, it's just...


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[Assistant] I don't know, just how they're, they feel like they're spreading their cells a little too thin right now. It's like, you got too much shit going on.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, sure, that's a good picture. No, we're talking about watching movies with your daughter and Sam Jackson, I showed my daughter Pulp Fiction last night. Oh! Oh. That, and it kept her attention, this is a 13 year old TikTok addicted child. Yeah. Kept her attention the entire time. So it just shows how well that movie holds up. Yeah. Great movie. Yeah.


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[Assistant] It's like just good dialogue and you're just interested in just the scenario the entire time. It's like, what?


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[Assistant] What's going on here? So to pull it back, that's why I'm curious to hear what you guys would think of, of Nope. I thoroughly enjoyed it. It felt, it almost felt like Close Encounters, third kind, nostalgic, but not, but not, ah, the setting, man.


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[Assistant] I'll bet people don't like the ending of 90% of movies. I was fine with it. This is a silly idea. Sometimes we'll be like, well, what are we going to talk about today? You know, for the podcast to me, it'd be a fun experiment if everyone was okay with it for us to all watch. Nope. You've already done it. And the podcast is titled our nope movie review.


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[Assistant] A little late to the party on that one. I wanna watch the movie and talk about it with everyone. Like we talk about stuff here and have opinions about like whether or not you thought it was good or bad. I'll watch it again. I'll double down. I think that's a fun conversation.


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[Assistant] Long gone by the time you see the video. So you gotta, you have to schedule those years down the road. You can't have them come out a week after. You should have been doing these fucking videos 20 years ago. Day one? Yeaah. Now you gotta do them now and then now you talk about them again in 15 years?


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[Assistant] That'd be better. They said that about houses too. Then the tree would be here. That's right. It's kind of interesting though, you think, yeah, just because we live in the digital age, like yeah, how people in the future are going to be able to see like, you know, something like satellite imagery.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Imagine that, you know, if humans, if we make it 5,000 years with this technology, you'll be able to see 5,000 years worth of our planet changing. Yeah. That's crazy. In a sequence. Yeah.


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[Assistant] If you had some arguments, if you're looking at that 5,000 year loop, or like, uh, time lapse, uhm, and you just see the oceans like disappear or something, you kinda take that argument out, you're like, well, ehh.


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[Assistant] You can see what the earth's doing big time. It's gonna be crazy. It's gonna be crazy. You'll be able to like, yeah, just like, what an interesting data set. You know, like, wow, we can look at this. We can look at this move. We can see how ecosystems react. Crazy balls. That's fucking awesome. And you touched on it.


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[Assistant] With, uh, you know, the droughts and whatever. I didn't hear about it, but you know, like shit's being uncovered. You know, like they're finding like a mini Stonehenge. Oh yea, Lake, Lake Mead, right? Yea, Lake Powell.


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[Assistant] People are just using water. Yeah. So, I mean, you have that amount of people moving to a population center in the middle of a desert where water is, you know, not readily available. No, that makes perfect sense. What's amazing to me is just the fact that, you know, this unearthed history.


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[Assistant] Oh yea, that's for sure. That's what's amazing to me, that's the whole point of what I was trying to make, like what you had said. Cause I didn't realize that I heard things after you had brought it up, I heard more things and I'm going like, yeah, it's fucking crazy.


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[Assistant] Really? I love it when they find fossils like that. I know they've found the tail of something trapped in amber. And you can like see the feathers on it. It's like, this is a dinosaur, and there are, yea, they had feathers. We could all agree.


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[Assistant] That stuff like that, I mean, I think, I would think that most people would be interested in seeing that. Why isn't that shit on the news? Like, all over the news. It's not as salacious.


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[Assistant] Good, that's a good title. There's probably a nice YouTube channel out there just dedicated to fossils.


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[Assistant] For sure. I watched one that the dude, nothing, all he does is deal with ant colonies and has them interact with each other. And he does it with great production value.


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[Assistant] Any, any passion any of you have out there, you can probably monetize it, cause there's other people that have that same damn passion. And do really well, or just find what your passion, just find your passion fascinating.


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[Assistant] That's the thing, yeaah, we're recording this. It is, what, the 18th right now? This thing could come out tomorrow. We don't know.


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[Assistant] We would be bad at news. We're not organized enough. We're too lazy. We shouldn't do news.


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[Assistant] I like, I like the idea of a news network about cats in the style of Fox News that's just constantly complaining about black cats.


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[Assistant] I cannot wait for Alpha 21 because it's just more seven days. And man do I love me some seven days to die.


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[Assistant] Yes, it's awesome. The fun pimps have added a flag. I think it's a player created flag.


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[Assistant] So if you're building a base in alpha 21, you'll be able to stick this bad boy right on top of your base. Let your thick 44 shine, baby. Yeah. I'm going to have flags of thick everywhere. That's awesome. Yeah, it is. It's wonderful that they even did that just to honor our buddy.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, no, he would be down. Yeaah, he would be. I'm definitely anti this. He would be down, he wouldn't practice, and then he would get into the competition and then complain that the game's broken. Even though he didn't practice. Cause that's what happened with this first one. Yeaah.