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[Assistant] Making these toys legit and selling them here as jokes is brilliant because I would buy that gift to somebody as a joke gift.


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[Assistant] I want one too actually, just as a joke.


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[Assistant] A Chinese name would be, uh, Kim. Kim actually is one.


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[Assistant] And then, uh, exactly, and then that's when you come in, like the traditional jazz thing is yes, you would have that.


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[Assistant] I mean, it would force us to actually make a song about it. And then who knows when we can feature this wonderful instrument again. It's an investment. It's an investment in our future.


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[Assistant] A band is cool, I was never in the band, but I think band these days people think is cool. I feel like, uh, yeaah.


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[Assistant] Just practice along little neibs, practice along, you'll get better.


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[Assistant] Now on the musical subject, have you guys seen the musical instrument that you play with your hands, but you're playing with it, like playing it in the air. So I think it has to do with some. Oh no, like a theremin.


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[Assistant] Frequency changes. That I'm interested in. I'm very interested in that. All the kids are!


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[Assistant] They're both very different ideas, the only thing in common is they're both involving music, right? Shitty music that we're gonna make.


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[Assistant] Mixed it with like manufacturing like lines, that too.


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[Assistant] So is there like a cool down on, on when the bodies come back? Yeah. Like when the, okay. So I think you gotta say.


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[Assistant] That sounds fun to me, cause lord knows I'll be dead most of the time. I was dead a lot.


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[Assistant] Which sucks. You probably won't get raped. Chances are.


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[Assistant] No, the 70s and the 60s man, there was a lot of acid going around and, and they didn't know how to utilize it. So a lot of just shitty cartoons. Disney made some really fucking really weird crappy shit for like 10 years in the 70s and 80s.


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[Assistant] Well, I know we don't want to talk too much about it, but I feel like we've taken a kind of a long enough break. Anything else new that's any, uh, I'm forgetting what I'm watching.


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[Assistant] Everyone's talking about how much they love it. I stopped watching it, but you liking it?


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[Assistant] I'm curious to see what a movie with, with, uh, like a really cool, collected, uh, like that character, but with Neebs' personality. I think that would be a very interesting show.


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[Assistant] No, but it's you being a Southern, just you. Nobody's been a bad guy. That's you. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Oh man, listen, ever since, uh, well, it makes me think of Chappelle, because everyone's backing on- Did you guys watch Unforgiven?


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[Assistant] Wait, the Chappelle? No, this is, Dave Chappelle had this like 15 minute thing that he put out recently, and I'm sure you guys have heard, or at least seen some stuff on like, you know, HBO Max has taken down Dave Chappelle, Netflix has taken down, the Dave Chappelle show. Oh yeah, no, I do, I do.


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[Assistant] Okay, so he had a, uh, what kind of made that announcement to the world was, you know, he's been doing these little stand-up things, so I guess you guys didn't watch it once called Unforgiven. In his little town. In his little town, right? It was only a 15, 20 minute bit that he did, but it wasn't a bit, it was him talking about the bullshit of


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[Assistant] It wasn't stand up, but it was him on his, on a stage being like, and at the end of it, he goes, you know what? Cause if you don't give me this shit, you know what I'm gonna do? Cause it was a big part of the story was they were saying how, you know, uh, they were gonna take it from him. They were like, we'll just take it from you. We'll take it from you. Now he's saying,


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[Assistant] Basically, if you don't do what I want to say, I'm just going to take it from you. And he dropped the mic.


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[Assistant] If this, you know, so I go, it makes me think of this, even though it's completely different. It makes me think of, yeah, nobody's doing anything with the ship. We could just take it back.


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[Assistant] His, his character, I mean, he fucking nails it. He is the probably, I mean, he's a better actor than, uh, uh, the main character.


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[Assistant] No, it is a funnier role, I just don't think that anyone, that Bill Hader could pull that role off.


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[Assistant] He is amazing. Pretty talented. He's amazing. Anyway. Yeaah. I love him both. I love him both.


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[Assistant] It's a documentary about a guy who...


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[Assistant] I kind of, I don't know, I almost want to end it there.


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[Assistant] But this year, you don't have to worry about the chip, because a lot of people get to do stuff like Zoom, because, and they don't have to travel and be around these people that they don't normally.


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[Assistant] You know, they might like it, but they don't want to drive there. And after 10 minutes, let's face it, you're done. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I did. Gobble, gobble. Turkey time. That could be the side, uh, well, it's the end of the thing, but end P.S., uh, App Store got COVID.


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[Assistant] Fuckin', we've got, what, like two out of, two out of five? Two out of five.


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[Assistant] That should be nice to, uh, to go home.


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[Assistant] You know, the one thing that I, I love Christmas Eve, but it's the worst dinner, in my opinion, for our family. Because of the baked ziet? No, because of the fish, cause we do the Italian fish dinner.


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[Assistant] And you have to have seven types of fish. The one good thing is I do like a garlic and oil like pasta, so we get to eat that along with it. Do you say seven types of fish?


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[Assistant] And New Year's coming, we're not gonna talk, Happy New Year!


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[Assistant] What took us so long, huh? For what? For what? To get back into Raft. Oh. Uh, well, the game updated.


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[Assistant] There you go. This is the podcast about me, I'm playing Ref. Good. No, that game, that game's always been fun and now it's uh, there's a lot more in there than there used to be.


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[Assistant] I'm thinking I'm gonna make the call that you're probably gonna hate it by episode three. You're gonna be like, this game sucks.


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[Assistant] You can't. You're gonna be stuck with me on a raft.


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[Assistant] I don't mind fishing in that game. I like throwing the hook. I like that hook. That's important. Oh, just gathering parts? Yeaah. It feeds the old dopamine, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] I mean, we could always go back to them. Pac-Man Survival. Yes, Pac-Man Survival. You know that could work. I mean, we talked about, like, Fallout 76, but uhm, yeaah, we just...


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[Assistant] I don't know if it's there yet, or if it is there, it's just, we didn't have the interest, and there was also Deep Rock Galactic, which I don't think Deep Rock could be like a series. It would be a very short series, which our first raft in my head, I was like, that was probably what, fifteen-something episodes, and then going back and looking at our playlist, it was only nine. Short? It was super short.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we ran out of stuff. I think, uh, I think this one's gonna be much longer, cause there's lots more stuff.


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[Assistant] Engines. Oh, engine. Oh, yes, engines. I'm sorry. But this also obviously might be a short run, like a scrap ended up being pretty short.


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[Assistant] Oh really, that many? I thought that it was gonna be longer, but I was wrong.


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[Assistant] Wow, okay. So yeaah, that one went longer than yeaah, probably even I would have guessed. I like the series though, I was for survival with it. I love the series, uh, Dorale, so you did a wonderful job cutting early, Nieves jumped in. I jumped in episode 6.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, I really enjoyed Scrap's Vibe. Always look forward to those episodes.


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[Assistant] It is one of those things, like yea, it's odd when, you know, you're playing a game at the house, you don't even, you know, you don't think about it. But when we play here, it is something that you have to keep in the back of your mind. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, the thing is also, like for, for my perspective though, when you're like, oh, you know, try to get this, try to get that. I'm just, sometimes I need to look at everything with the HUD on. Oh yeah, absolutely. Most of the time, most of the time.


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[Assistant] Things happen, Nibs. Things happen out there. Things happen. Oh, I know. I'm just saying, try. No, I get what you're saying. I get what Nibs is saying. And Ada, Ada's gonna be editing this new series. Right. So, and we don't even know how she really feels about it because we decided without her. No, I don't think so.


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[Assistant] Neibs, Neibs talked to her already.


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[Assistant] I'm all over it. We just discussed it like an hour ago though, so I'm glad you're all over it. Somebody's gotta be. Yeah, and if it wasn't for Neebs.


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[Assistant] Ada was gonna look into it, there may be ways to run. I did find a couple of YouTube videos that allow you to disconnect yourself from your character and kind of fly around, but I don't know if that works in a multiplayer environment. So that's something that Ada's, yeah, Ada's gotta look into, we gotta look into and yeah, see what's what.


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[Assistant] Looks like you're an astronaut. Yeah, you're an astronaut. Your ship's crashed and, uh, I guess the whole point of the game is to try to find points for oxygen and slowly try to go further and further away from your ship. It's got a survival game. It's got a really, it's got some sharp witted humor to it.


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[Assistant] Yes, like yeaah, if we were to do it. Uhm, obviously I would want the game to come out, they delayed it, it was supposed to come out, uhm, I think this quarter, but they smartly recognized, oh yeaah, Cyberpunk's coming out, we don't need to try to compete with that.


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[Assistant] Yes he will. That's fine. Yes he will. I'll make sure. He's pioneering mulch humor.


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[Assistant] It's an un, it's an untapped market. Okay, let's move on. This is, I'm glad we can see each other. I can see how much I don't like any of you except for Thicc right now.


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[Assistant] Well, I mean, if I turn over here, then you might see like shit on my dresser. So.


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[Assistant] I'm sure you guys like, I, I, I've just started getting those eyebrow hairs that feel like pubes.


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[Assistant] That's a, that's a new, that's a new thing for me, so I'm adjusting. Pubic brows? Yeah, yeah, the big thick ones. What the hell are you guys talking about?


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah, every now and then there's one that's like thicker and curlier. Okay. And I was like, oh well this is here. And it runs in my family cause like, uh, you guys know Uncle Don. Yeaah. Uncle Don does not trim his eyebrows. It is full on like pubic bush. Like, right up here.


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[Assistant] Bees all about. But they're nothing like pews. Hummingbirds.


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[Assistant] They're long, thick, crazy hairs, but they're nothing like pubes.


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[Assistant] Well, they don't have a different texture. Cubes have a very distinctive, you know, crooked ass weird look to them. I know what he's saying. Yeah, that on my eyebrows. I know what I'm saying.


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[Assistant] I mean I'll go. You guys got clubs I can borrow?


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[Assistant] Hey listen, you could, you could definitely do with three to four clubs.


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[Assistant] No, but you know what though, but professional golfers probably have several. I mean, he's got two in two days and they didn't think that was crazy or two in one day. I mean, they probably, some professional golfers might have a dozen in their belt, if not more.


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[Assistant] I like that. No, I like that a lot. And then Thick could say, like next year, it could be like, aren't you embarrassed that you were part of that? To the community. Yeah, call him Sam.


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[Assistant] Do you remember, I mean, I don't know, it just brings me back, uh, when you were talking about that studio stuff. I saw a picture recently. Me too.


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[Assistant] Yeah, same picture of a bug, uh, yeah, Joey's, uh.


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[Assistant] I know, I know Volkswagen. And, uh, those were crazy times. I still think that that is a, a sitcom idea because my experience meeting up with all you people, the first two or three years of my life, I swear is two or three good seasons of a show.


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[Assistant] Imagine all the, I remember, like, you know the actress from Dawson's Creek, she's done a lot of series films since, uh, she's got short blonde hair. Michelle Williams. Right, Michelle Williams. Michelle Williams. Imagine Michelle Williams going to meet Joey, which she did.


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[Assistant] She went and had a meeting with Joey, okay, about independent filmmakers and how maybe they could work together. I mean, holy shit. In this town, in this town and the history of all the crazy shit that's been here.


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[Assistant] So many fun, fun ass true stories that you just can't make this shit up. Nobody understands what's...


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[Assistant] Like I kid you not, the one of the days I go out, they're not inside the facility. They're on the roof of the facility. They're behind it. They've got padding on top of the, the trampoline that they've taken out from the inside and underneath it. Because if you jump from the roof, which that's what everyone was doing, you were going to hit the ground.


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[Assistant] And they're like, hey man, how you doing? Are you into this kind of stuff? Come on up. Come on up. We'll show you what to do.


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[Assistant] You know, but it was basically a bunch of misfits that all wanted to, you know, they were all interested in what we're all interested in right now. And it was, you know, that coming together.


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[Assistant] Let's get insurance. Everybody chip in, rent a warehouse.


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[Assistant] Thick? Yes. Let's talk about your, uh, your chest.


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[Assistant] No. So Only, OnlyFans is apparently though, like if I want to, I could, I could let people pay 5, 10, 15 dollars and I could show them, uh, a naked part of my body. It doesn't even have to be my genitalia. It doesn't even have to be naked.


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[Assistant] So yea, it's not just for porn, right? I mean, it's become known for porn.


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[Assistant] Okay, so I could share, I could share sandwiches of mine that I'm eating with individuals. So like that day you go, okay, you know what? They get my sandwich.


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[Assistant] Only Sam's. Only Sam's. Only Sam's. I don't know if it's gonna take off, but it's all yours. It's not, I'm not doing any of it.


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[Assistant] If you're gonna get only fans, you gotta go. You gotta go hard. You gotta do that thing you were doing with your hands a second ago.


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[Assistant] Well, Thanksgiving for me is my family's big holiday. We're gonna try to get together, but uh, obviously if anybody feels sick, stay far, far away.


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[Assistant] We're not going to go out like we usually, you know, we usually get together in Morehead city. Uh, there's Thanksgiving day at the house. And then the next couple of days, we're like, we'll go to the breweries and kind of go out, uh, Morehead and surrounding areas. We probably won't be doing that.


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[Assistant] Now they knew what was happening because dad let them all park, uh, dad owns the lot next to the house and, uh, the neighbor, they wanted to know, they wanted to know if they could use the lot for like cars and shit. And he was cool with that. And they didn't invite him. Hey, we're having a big party. What a fucking fricks.


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[Assistant] I don't think I've ever heard that. Spread necks. Nah, they were, they were peeping. It was funny. No, but in the wedding, it was crazy. Like nobody's wearing a fucking mask.


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[Assistant] Says who? Says who though, really? The government? That's what they're saying!


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[Assistant] Yeah, but the thing is we're close, but we're going up the numbers apparently. Apparently. That's the thing too. What the fuck are the numbers really? Right. They're numbers. So they're numbers, but if the numbers are going up, it's not just like they are higher or lower. Yes, you are correct. They are numbers. The light of the tunnel is actually farther away. It seems like to me. It might be. I guess we'll see, but.


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[Assistant] No, there's like four of them right now. At least, uh, uhm, my ex-wife works at the hospital. And she was telling me that they have four nurses. Got it. Just got it. Out of nowhere. So there was like a whole floor at our hospital that just, it was spreading everywhere.


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[Assistant] That is a harmless, a harmless, wonderful Thanksgiving. I loved, I still do still love Thanksgiving, but I love, I love food and I, and I don't like, um, I like Turkey the least.


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[Assistant] Cheerios. Not in my house, not in our house anymore. My aunt used to do that. We'd have a ham, a turkey, and a big ziti at some point. And then we'd have sandwiches. That's way too much. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, ham and turkey together, that's already way too much. Like, come on, do one or the other, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Nice to have the options there though. You could have a ham late at night after you had dessert and coffee, then you bring out the ham, and then you have coffee again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, listen, no, I like doing a good ham, because yeah, the ham you can just put in the fridge, it gets cold, who gives a shit?


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[Assistant] And it's like, you know what it's time for? Time for some ham. Yeah, but when you eat from 3 o'clock to about 11 o'clock at night, there's a lot of different meals going on. I'm just saying.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's what my family doesn't do. Like we don't eat a lot of sweets, but my mom every year always feels this crazy need to make so much holiday cake.


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[Assistant] They are. But she always makes that just an insane amount of holiday candy.


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[Assistant] I hate it. See, I don't get hit by it. Like it doesn't affect me like emotionally. I just think to myself, wow, what a fucking asshole.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I don't know, you were like, stomach drop, I don't have a stomach drop. I wouldn't say it like that, I'm not gonna go cry, but now, okay.


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[Assistant] You get your, you get your ass kicked. And maybe we don't want to end it. I'm sorry. Cause I did want to say this cause I did this the other day. When you're walking by someone, you make eye contact and you're like, Oh, and you want to say like, maybe excuse me or Oh, sorry. But then words that don't go along with that at all come out of your mouth. Butternut ice cream.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Yeah, I just go like, instead of like, excuse me, I go like, oh yeah. You know?


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[Assistant] Like, I didn't even ask my brain to say anything, it just went BLEH! You know, it just put it, put it words, you know? It'll say words that don't make any sense.


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[Assistant] Bye. Alright guys, have a good one. Happy Thanksgiving, enjoy your Cheerios. Happy Thanksgiving. Have a good one.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we're talking, we're talking like in way better shape, much younger.


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[Assistant] God, it's all, it's all Bondo and duct tape. Like I really, I really disguise a lot of my looks.


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[Assistant] You know what, you know what, Dralis, I think he's right. Also in movies, they should eliminate any point where you develop tension and suspense in a film. Yea, just get right to it. And sadness.


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[Assistant] Oh I know, I agree. At this point, this is ridiculous. On every play somebody is holding


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[Assistant] Uh, yeah, you're focusing way too much. Can the referees not watch the replays? They can. They can. And now, now they do. Like the big one, the big one is pass interference. So a coach can challenge and say, Hey,


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[Assistant] Real quick, uhm, at the time that we are recording this podcast, five episodes have been out, correct?


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[Assistant] Can you imagine if we had watched Black Sails or something?


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[Assistant] Yeah, Kim Possible. Here's my problem with Mandalorian, you know?


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[Assistant] He had to get picked up by that comedian with the big nose from, uh, Mr. Show.


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[Assistant] Hold on. Give me a break. We would not break that. No, we wouldn't, but this is better than the new


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[Assistant] The casting choice may have been, we want the audience to not want to see this, like, we want you to not like him because he's not a likeable character.


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[Assistant] Episode 4 you found out a little bit more about him, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm concerned that they're going to introduce like.


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[Assistant] Not in the first cut. Not in the first cut. Not in the first cut. The first cut was way better. Yea, we should have. Yea, we should have. I'll never work with them again.


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[Assistant] Oh, we don't have to. I'm kidding. Uh, they're great people. Uh, but no, when you introduce a villain too late in a series or a movie, then there's like, there's, there's, you built


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[Assistant] They're very linear, they follow the Mandalorian, there's no beast story. Which is what I was just praising. I don't mind that. Neither do I, but it's hard to continuously address the main villain or antagonist in a story.


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[Assistant] As soon as it hits the shelves. Oh, this Christmas. They're gonna, no. They're not even doing that.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm surprised that that merchandise or the baby Yoda merchandise wasn't


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[Assistant] I see both sides. Uhm, here's my fear, kind of. And Absar, we were talking about this earlier. I think they're gonna show, at the end, the ghost of Egon, which seems to be the father of it.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna wait for the reviews. Here's my problem with it is that I know how this started. It started in a meeting.


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[Assistant] Where somebody was like, you know what, you know what kids like today? Ryan Reynolds and video games. Let's put the two together. Uh, it's just...


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[Assistant] I think there was too much visually in the trailer that said, let's, let's show very similar things at what the kids like. I think it's awesome.


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[Assistant] Listen, there's also people in there that look very Fortnite-ish, dancing. Yeah, they're mixing. It's a blend of... It was a blend of a lot of games. Pop culture, games, yeah.


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[Assistant] You should show him how to fish. Just give him some fish.


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[Assistant] Be some sort of space chimp? Yeah. Yeah, sure. I feel like you need to change your voice for that one. Nah.


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[Assistant] I've been enjoying watching this old lady uh, listen to this conversation the whole time.


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[Assistant] Half Life Alex is mind-blowing. Tell us, tell us about your experience. I will. When it started up, I was in awe.


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[Assistant] The physics are insane. I tell you what man, uhm, I played for about a half hour last. I played maybe two and a half hours, three hours total. I've been recording it. Uhm.


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[Assistant] My shtig, I'm gonna probably, uh, put out a video or two and, uh, my gimmick, I guess you could say, is I have to take a break about every 40 minutes. So we're gonna take a little break together, you know? We'll hang out outside, like, you know, talk a little bit, maybe play with my pup.


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[Assistant] He's just sleepy. Oh, I'm wide awake now. But now I'm sleepy.


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[Assistant] That this person was like, since he had his wrists full, he was carrying like a little plastic box. It was a milk crate. Milk crate with a bunch of these, like carrying along with them.


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[Assistant] If you don't have, if you have VR, because apparently it plays on all the, uhm, the rigs, you know, pretty well, Oculus Quest included and stuff, obviously, Index is gonna have the better graphics, but uhm, oh man, I highly recommend it. If you, it's just, yeaah, it's done right. It's how you want VR to be.


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[Assistant] Yep, I did a puppet show with two, uh, dead headcrabs. Beautiful. How much is the index?


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[Assistant] The Index, like as a whole, I think with the controller, cause the controllers is where that's the biggest, um, upgrade. Like, Index is better quality than the Vive, say, but it's those new controllers that they have that re- that register each of your fingers. Right. So that's kinda neat. So I guess as a whole, the Index headset and those controllers is about a grand.


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[Assistant] It looks like it, like it's very playable, like the platforming looks very, I dunno, intuitive.


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[Assistant] They kind of, it's a touch of a puzzle element almost, figuring out that next bit. It sounds like it's really fucking annoying. It is. That part is, yes. What a shit game.


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[Assistant] Perfect. One thing that's not addressed a lot, cupids, uhm, they're responsible for a lot of divorce.


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[Assistant] Well, putting, making all these couples get together. Look at divorce rates. It's clearly not working. Those arrows only have a life line of, I don't know, a year or so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, her and Simon will be fine. Break her jaw. Anyway.


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[Assistant] And back to the games, uh, our, uh, for the third big release that came out in the last week, our Animal Crossing expert is in the bathroom right now. But he'll come out and tell us all about that wonderful new game.


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[Assistant] Alright, and here he is. Thick 44 with your Animal Crossing review.


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[Assistant] Uhm, Resident Evil 3 reskin, which I'm sure will be probably lovely.


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[Assistant] Like, they're just standing here watching us, every move, wherever we walk away from a keyboard, they wipe it down real quick. Just watching us.


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[Assistant] The face is fun. Yes. So. Now. I'm due for a good cheering. Maybe do that tonight.


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[Assistant] And chicken piccata. Yeaah. And that's a big part of chicken piccata.


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[Assistant] Squoze in, given the uh, the current climate.


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[Assistant] Those fake titties for now. I know two women that, uh, their appointments were cancelled for fake titties.


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[Assistant] Yeah, chicken piccata. This guy doesn't know how to use Google.


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[Assistant] Call of the Wild, it's great. Anyone watch that tiger thing? That's... Some of it.


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[Assistant] I have not. What'd you think? I found it interesting. Everyone's binging that right now. What's this tiger thing you on about? Do you know what I'm talking about? It's like, is it real?


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[Assistant] Yeah. I love this guy that has like 250 tigers. Oh my god, okay. Or something like that.


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[Assistant] You could probably have, uhm, one of those like, uh, you could have a drone be hovering over your animal all day, technically, if you had like a...


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[Assistant] You know? A GPS, uh, you know how they can hover over you.


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[Assistant] This has like a nostalgic, ridiculousness to it. Exactly. Uhm, but it's so dumb how big that tournament is, and how that, you know, he wins his son, and he wins the approval of, uh, you know, the son's grandfather or whatever, like, it's so fucking dumb, man.


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[Assistant] Well, until you- cause I've heard once you try curling, it takes a different level of-


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[Assistant] Yes, dude, it felt like, uh, like it would have been, hmmm, the equivalent of, uhm, hmmm, like maybe a state wrestling tournament. Okay.


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[Assistant] Hmmm. Hmmm. Our balls, we talked about our balls.


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[Assistant] Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So, yeah. Do you want Commander Jeff to take us out with a motivational militar-esque? Go ahead, Names. Yeah, go ahead. You can do that.


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[Assistant] I didn't know that. Yeah. It's a thing. So will you be eating with us once you get your food?


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[Assistant] Yeaah, the real freaking deal. Yeaah. I don't feel safe, uh, just even talking remotely with him.


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[Assistant] Let's talk about my gummies more. Uhm. Yea, let's talk about vitamins. These are great though. Okay, so end of the night, you know, like you don't feel like snacking on anything and I know I've got two gummies I can still have and they're delicious.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, yeah. I mean, it can't be bad. Most of those.


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[Assistant] And you can read people's minds when you take that for awhile, right? Is that how that works?


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[Assistant] I do an emergency packet maybe once or twice a week, just...


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[Assistant] For fun. Just a snort. It's so fun. Just to snort the shit out of it. It's the longest rail. It's such a long rail. Just gank that up.


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[Assistant] They're all standalone episodes, it's just an informative, wonderfully produced show with a great host.


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[Assistant] The first episode was called about surveillance. The second episode is about poop.


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[Assistant] Clouds, yes, but also it ties into the cloud that we use internet wise. So they do very clever, uhm, connections.


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[Assistant] Dark. Anyone heard of that? It seems like it's the German equivalent of Stranger Things, but darker. It's the best overdubbing I've ever seen in my life, cause you don't even question it. Really? It's like really, really well done overdubbing. Oh wow. Wait a second.


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[Assistant] You can't fucking match up. I'm just saying the talent is, is, uh, on, they're good and it's, I don't know, whoever's deciding, it's just, it works. I don't know, I've never seen it.


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[Assistant] Little bit of students. Outsourced to India, I think.


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[Assistant] So, uh, we all fared, uh, we're obviously all here, so.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I didn't lose any power at all this time, which was really nice.


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[Assistant] Yep, Jack was about a day without power, I believe. I got, yeah, uh, a dumpster was blown into my car.


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[Assistant] So minimal, like there are a little bit, you know, there's those lime green dumpsters. Yeah. So there's a little bit of that paint, uh, and it, it, the corner of the dumpster hit the corner of my car and this part that sticks out of the dumpster directly hit my headlight covering. And so it cracked, it didn't like breach it, but it cracked my headlight cover. That's it. So I mean, it could have been so much worse.


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[Assistant] Then I was thinking, uh, my car's a damn hero because if my car wasn't there it might have just gone out in the street and could have killed a child, we don't know.


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[Assistant] But did you hear them talking about what it felt like when they were coming back into the atmosphere?


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[Assistant] I would imagine that would be scary as shit no matter how confident you are in the mission and all the training and all that stuff and the equipment. But one guy was saying it felt like something was like smack in the back of their chair. You know what I mean?


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[Assistant] So I would imagine the first time you hear or feel any of that, you're like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, we've seen a lot of things go awry in the past. Shit, I remember the Challenger landing, like the, or not the land of the explosion. That was a, that was like the first 9-11 sticks with you. That was like the first thing that kinda stuck as a...


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[Assistant] Impactful, uhm, impression as a kid in elementary school.


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[Assistant] Everyone you saw after that, someone's camera phone or whatever, you're like, holy shit dude, you're way too close. Yeah. You have no idea what's... Yeah. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I heard and I don't know if it's factual that there was actual, like, certain examples of damage up to six miles away.


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[Assistant] I think, uh, well, okay, I'm on board, I think it'd be very, I think it'd be fun to see Bear. And you own a jeep, so it makes sense.


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[Assistant] No, clear, well clearly. Yeah. Damn Russians. Oh, we were talking about shows. I just watched a trailer right before we jumped on here tonight that I was incredibly intrigued by. Like, cause I'm so anti, not anti, I'm reluctant to start shows. I think I brought that up before. Yeah. Serious.


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[Assistant] Uhm, for different reasons, and some are just stupid reasons, but that's why I like connected, cause I love nature shit.


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[Assistant] It's a really smart show. But, have you heard of or seen the trailer for Raised by Wolves?


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[Assistant] Maybe they might do that. If they're smart they would do that with like this show because it looks like it's, uh, it's...


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[Assistant] It is easily film, like theater, theatrical release quality.


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[Assistant] No, and you can tell he definitely didn't in this case. It looks, it's very, very, uh, intriguing.


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[Assistant] Hold on. Quick, quickie trailer. Yeaah. I'm curious what you guys think. This one's got my attention for sure.


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[Assistant] I mean, I can't vouch for the show yet, but I think it's a very intriguing trailer.


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[Assistant] I feel like they're kind of training the youth, the remaining youth to, I don't know, fight. It's almost like they're setting up a horde base too, like getting these kids or whatever ready for this impending doom.


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[Assistant] Mhm. And she looks like she's good. I don't know. She looks familiar, but... Never seen her before.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and she's got like the superpowers too, like or whatever the fu-


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[Assistant] So the down to earth thing connected is all over the world based on the topic of course. The first thing...


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[Assistant] That they cover that surveillance episode is pretty great. These birds that they monitor up in Vermont.


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[Assistant] But they found out where these birds, they migrate to Brazil, right? But they never knew.


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[Assistant] Why they found out they'd migrate at different times every year?


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[Assistant] It's because of hurricanes. They're hurricane predictors.


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[Assistant] Like they know when based on when they move. That's amazing.


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[Assistant] Fuck yeah it is. Are they hurricanes? Did Zac Efron talk about that?


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[Assistant] Quality, you've been dabbling a while now, you're almost full on comic.


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[Assistant] Like I'm grandpa now. Grandpa uncle. I've gone past comedy into annoying.


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[Assistant] Ultimately it did good. Map size that you've experienced so far, with the exception of the north that you haven't seen, obviously. Could you compare it to any other game, size wise, just roughly?


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[Assistant] Whatever, you know, back in the day. Okay, gotcha. Yeah, and we had the Wii, and that came out, and I was like, I can see the appeal in this. You're like on a fucking, a cart, like a uhm, like a monorail ride.


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[Assistant] And going through this Pokemon habitat, you know, out in a park. And you've got a camera. And you get rewarded. That sounds awful. Unless you're a photog.


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[Assistant] Carion. Is it? C-A-R-I-O-N. That's animal. That's like, I always think of like, antelope.


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[Assistant] Put that on top of the bear, uh, link. Like, let's not waste all that space. Let's go to the GoPro.


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[Assistant] You can land at any airport in the fucking world. It does look insane.


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[Assistant] I heard it's like, if you got the discs, if you got, it's like 24 or some crazy amount


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[Assistant] The 11th major entry in Microsoft Flight Simulator Series.


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[Assistant] I guess the Flight Simulator X was the last one, it was a big one. You gotta throw an X, that's pretty cool.


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[Assistant] The game world includes over 2 million cities and towns, 1.5 billion buildings, 2 trillion trees, and 37,000 real world airports. Uhm, yeaah, if it's raining in the world somewhere in real life, and you're flying through there, you're getting rained on.


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[Assistant] Here we go, uhm, AeroSoft announced in July 2020 that they have partnered with Microsoft to release a physical build. Premium Deluxe Edition also comes with an art book, otherwise there's no uh, wait, wait, wait. Oh, comes with 10 dual-layer DVDs.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's, uh, needs at least 150 gigabytes of free space. Okay. The physical version of the game is being released in Europe and this, uh, edition comes on 10 discs.


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[Assistant] Hey, it's better than the 24 that I initially said. Yes, that's true.


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[Assistant] Simon just drank, uh, full slug of pickle juice. Milk, milk and pickle juice.


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[Assistant] We'll learn, this will be a week later, but we're gonna learn a lot tomorrow night on our stream. Yeah. Last week we will have learned a lot.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Take another slug. There we go. Nobody sees this, but man, what a sexy water drinking bitch.


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[Assistant] I know, time just flies when you're talking dumb shit.


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[Assistant] Well, hey, that's another thing about the connected thing, the surveillance thing.


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[Assistant] You know, obviously started with the birds, but uh, fun fact, and I'll only give you one from that show, because it's got so many.


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[Assistant] Where do you think the majority of facial data, all that crap comes from? To that, you know, for entities that farm it.


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[Assistant] See, the thing with Neil though is usually when he says that, he does say something fascinating.


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[Assistant] Learn about him. He gets hit from all sides, uh, from like, you gave that person a platform. Like that's the big thing. You let that person speak. That person should never be allowed to speak on a platform. It's like, look.


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[Assistant] Well, he doesn't agree with them. No, he doesn't. He never agrees with them. If you're gonna be a reasonable person and live in a reasonable world, and it sucks sometimes, you gotta let everybody speak. The guy from the KKK, that guy's a piece of shit. He can speak.


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[Assistant] A lot of comics have their own YouTube channel nowadays. We're bigger than a lot of like known comics out there, at least as far as on YouTube.


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[Assistant] Because of who you are. Uh huh. This came back. Came back. So you're trying to wrangle them. Yeah. And they're just running off doing their own thing.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I, my, I feel so lazy in that or just kinda like out of it. It's weird.


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[Assistant] Like, when I was watching, it's like, when you're talking to me, I'm like, yeah, what's going on? Yeah, okay, what, what are we doing? Simon, what do you need?


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[Assistant] You were a little boy then. But I was enjoying the dynamic, I mean it was just, just bitching it thick about the stairs. Like, you remember, you remember doing that? That was like early, like one of the first episodes.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so something wasn't right in your mind. I think it was.


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[Assistant] It's his mind. No, but yea, it was funny. It was like you weren't doing a damn thing. You were just going around telling everybody else what to do. And like, and it's completely different than how we're playing now.


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[Assistant] Yeah, that's true. Yeah, see what was going on. Yeah. Yeah now the way we play is kind of fun like everyone's kind of doing their own thing a little bit Yeah, which I like


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[Assistant] So. It's case by case. Like if I, yeah, if I got a good sweat going, I'll wipe it down. But if I'm not sweating that hard... If I sweat on it, yeah, but...


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[Assistant] Yeah, and I've seen clips of him, like, you know, on YouTube, like, I wanna watch the clown scenes. Let me see the clown scenes. Like, okay, that's cool. I think my problem with the movie is like, the story? The editing. The editing? Yeah, the editing's just like, anytime the clown's on scene, they're just like, like, they're scraping metal.


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[Assistant] And it's maybe because we edit, so I have that brain, and it just takes me out of it. So, but I don't like horror movies to begin with.


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[Assistant] This girl was in a Transformers movie.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Compared to the movies that have been, uh, you know, the last few years.


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[Assistant] It's nice to have a show like, um, Righteous Gemstones for us. That was a weekly thing we did every week. Yeah, waiting for it. Game of Thrones obviously worked that way as well. So, you know, it's good to self, or keep yourself in reality. Certain shows are still gonna play that game, and certain people are gonna wait. Yeah, sure, sure.


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[Assistant] It looks great. I've been watching Jack Fraggs play it. I've watched three of his playthroughs, so I'm just gonna watch it. You're just watching Jack play it. It's the first game I've ever watched, like, a full playthrough, uhm, from someone else, I guess. And Jack's, uh, it's enjoyable. Oh yeah, he's a huge Star Wars fan anyway, so. It's nice to hear him get all giddy like a little kid.


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[Assistant] Immediately. Objection, your honor. Yeah. Sustained. Thank you.


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[Assistant] Uh, I did a video where I was the main police officer, uh, for a Fraternal Order of Police training video. I was in court then, on the, on the stand, cause I- You've never been called for jury duty? No. Really? Yeah. In the video I shot someone, uh, in the video, uh, shot a, a perp, but he was just pulling out a phone.


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[Assistant] So, other thing, we covered, uh, well, I mean, talked about Mandalorian, but I am very excited about, does this come out Thursday?


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[Assistant] This comes out, not this Thursday, but the following. So, last Thursday, everyone, I'm sure you've seen the announcement that we haven't seen right now.


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[Assistant] About the, uh, the new Half-Life game. It's not a full Half-Life game, it's like a little side story, but it's the first...


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[Assistant] In twelve years and, uh, virtual reality. VR only. Yep. Put together by Valve. Half-life Alex. That's what it's called. Alex. ALY. Wasn't Alex the name of the girl character? Alex, yes. Okay. Uhm, I watched a video last night, a lot of it's speculation, but a lot of, a lot of


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[Assistant] I'm not like- I think, well, playing through it is a different thing. Because uhm, they made so many- I played through it. All the way?


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[Assistant] You didn't think they made like wonderful decisions? It was a great game. Yeah. And they kind of like led the way in first person adventures like that.


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[Assistant] They just haven't sealed the deal. Another thing they're guessing is uhm, how it's gonna open the world in virtual reality uhm, in a few ways.


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[Assistant] One, uh, since it's gonna be exclusive VR, I know a lot of people are gonna be bitchin' about...


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[Assistant] Well, I don't have VR. Fuck that. Of course. But, like, if there's a game exclusive to, like, say, PlayStation 5, and you don't have one, what do you do? You know? People get a PlayStation 5 if they want it. So, there's not a huge difference in, like,


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[Assistant] So they made Half-Life 2 with the Source engine, right? I believe so. And this is Source 2.


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[Assistant] So it's like the next level physics wise and all that stuff. It's going to be gorgeous. And uhm, a lot of people are guessing that they're going to like, just like with Half-Life, they allowed it to be moddable off the bat.


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[Assistant] And they're expecting that's gonna be the case with this in the virtual reality world. That sounds exciting. Like all of the Source 2 assets will be available to the world. Oh wow, okay. So that's what a lot of people are guessing.


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[Assistant] Yep, so I'm excited to see what that is on Thursday, and at this moment, you guys will have already seen it, or it's already available to see, I guess. We'll see.


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[Assistant] Oh, one other thing on the Half-Life, uhm, you had the Gravity Gun, apparently in this,


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[Assistant] People seem to know from whatever was leaked that it's gonna be like gravity gloves. Oooooh.


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[Assistant] That'd be amazing. Yeah, just thinking about it. That would be great. Yeah. And this is supposed to be about 12 to 16 hours.


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[Assistant] Yes, like that is like one of the many reasons I love that game so much.


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[Assistant] You're adorable little robot. Yeaah, that's very cool. It's a good mechanic. Nibs is upgrading to a more comfy chair. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Got an anniversary coming up. Trim those nuts. Yeaah. Trim them in the dark.


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[Assistant] Now that, that is a great gift. It is.


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[Assistant] Like that would be funny, like on a family Christmas, someone, you know, dad or someone opening that up. And, uh, so it'll be a good little chuckle.


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[Assistant] But in the back of their mind, they'd be like, I can't wait to shave my nuts, mate.


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[Assistant] I think, I think that's exactly what you're drinking. You mix it in with the milk, so it's not a crazy recipe or anything. No. I'm not gonna make. No. That's gross. That's so gross. I would drink a lot of egg whites.


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[Assistant] Neems will have a margarita. Until I'm impressed that she's buying the actual nuts for the-


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[Assistant] Tell about Manscaped. It's a nice, easy message to read.


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[Assistant] He's got the retractable one he gets so far and it zips him right back. Well, there's a big, uh, lot of talk about Ford's new EV stuff coming. Namaste.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and, uh, something that, uh, competes with the Model Y that's coming out from Tesla. Anyway, they're, uhm, they seem to be the big challenger coming to the table. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Ford, eh? Ford. Here comes Ford. Just five years, six years late. Yeah, oh yeah, of course they are. But I mean, that's a big shift. But listen, that's what we need. Yeah, absolutely. Cause I guess what? I might be able to get a Ford. Elon's stoked about it. He loves it.


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[Assistant] More like it's gonna be. I guess we'll see. What a secret they've got. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] Well, there's a, the only dealership's up in Charlotte. But then they've got the, like, I picked mine up in Raleigh. They've got these little, like, pick-up. Little Tesla. Yea, I was in a strip mall.


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[Assistant] Then we can get a charge station here, guys, huh? Is that all it takes? Is it just two Teslas? Two Teslas and, uh... Alright, I'm just making a...


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[Assistant] I bet if it was, if mine was black, maybe you wouldn't think about it as much.


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[Assistant] There's a one that has a grill. Model S? X is the SUV, S is the...


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[Assistant] SP100D, that's their fast son of a bitch. Uhm, yea.


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[Assistant] The, uh, apparently like, cause my, I got like a 5% speed increase, but I've got like a long range, just rear wheel. But if you've got the performance, dual motor, model three, it brought


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[Assistant] The top, it brought it from 0 to 60 from 3.4 down to like 2.9. Okay. Like, and that's just a model three. Yeah, it's crazy. So you get, you get


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[Assistant] Yeah, my, my, the engine is, there's so many computer components in that like tiny engine alone. Yeah, what happens when the motherboard goes out?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that is a, that's kind of a scary thought though, like when people can learn, if they can take control.


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[Assistant] I do admire the fact that you, uh, hang on to things, you know. Yeah, I like it, but I'll-


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[Assistant] Bam, win for Neebs. Do you ever go to the, what are the junkyards or whatever, the scrapyards?


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[Assistant] You got a new car. A second car? Just sitting around? Waiting for this one to break down. So I can pay tax on it every year? Absolutely. I dread.


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[Assistant] I think it's ultimately going to be pointless. Because I don't give a shit to see the movie one way or another. Yea, but you're not twelve. That's true.


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[Assistant] But the animation's great, the acting's great, it's like Michael Douglas was the voice of the main character, I didn't know that. But it took me by surprise, it's filled with a lot of adult humor that goes right over kids' heads. It's one of those, like, didn't expect this to be good, and holy shit. Really good, really good little series. Green Eggs and Ham. If you got kids,


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[Assistant] Green eggs and ham. Adam's family, the new cartoon, piece of shit. Did you see it? Yea. Okay. Yea, and I did have some expectations there, and man. Why? You saw the trailer, right?


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[Assistant] The movies? You know, like for Lloyd? Yeah. They were fun. They were fun. They were. I enjoyed both of those. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'd be fine as a joker because I got a good head on my shoulders. Yeah. I wouldn't be like, nah, I gotta go kill people because I got a white face.


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[Assistant] Speaking of Ackroyd, I think they confirmed, like, all of them are back for, or all the ones that left alive, they're gonna try a new Ghostbusters. Right. Called Ghostbusters Afterlife.


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[Assistant] I wish they would do all the effects practicals, cause I just imagine it and it just being filled with CG nonsense like the other one was, because yeaah. I want that to be good because I love Ghostbusters, especially the first one, but man. Man, that just feels like I could be dumb.


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[Assistant] Taking bets? What, we're, not yet. I wouldn't bet on, not yet.


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[Assistant] I know, but you know what? We've been, we've been supposed to be doing this like world peace thing.


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[Assistant] We could do, uh, like Mr. Beast, instead of planting, uh, 20 million trees, we could plant 20 million fig trees, but we have to poop them all out. Yep. That's a nice twist.


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[Assistant] They, they, you know, pretended it once. I was like, Oh my God, did we, did we lose somebody? It was like an episode of ghost hunters, you know, where, you know, it's like fake. This is like, eh, this is kind of lame. So they just hung out.


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[Assistant] It's on PC, and I like it. Yeah. Uhm, there's- Mods, I heard you talking about mods. Yeah, so let's see, I think this comes out- Simon, does this come out Thursday?


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[Assistant] Alright, so yea, this Sunday will be a Red Dead video. It'll be both us online goofing off.


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[Assistant] And mud's mixed in. Cool. It's kind of like a hodgepodge kind of thing. That'll be fun. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Well, you know, who knows really. We'll see. But hopefully people enjoy this show. If not, I'll try something else.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it is, yeah, it's that rock star, like, uh, taking cover and the gunplay in this is so weird too, because you can fire a gun, then you have to hit the button again to cock it.


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[Assistant] So it's like bang, and then if you tap it, it'll like, it'll re- like, you'll reload like I'm ready to go again. And then you want to look at your reticle and make sure it gets nice and you don't want to just pah, pah, pah, pah because it'll just scatter.


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[Assistant] Yeah, though it's kind of already happened because the server we were in, like didn't you say our base got destroyed?


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[Assistant] Yeah, I think it's one of those things, like if you're on a server and like, you've become the dominant force, it's like, it's gotta be this weird mentality of like, I must stay the dominant force on this server. Which...


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[Assistant] I-I-I-I can't understand because the amount of time you would have to sink into it every day, you turn Ark into almost a full-time job.


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[Assistant] Well, I learned, uhm, from the comments from our PVP is like, uh, uh, one of the comments was, what do they deal with the measures?


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[Assistant] Never heard this phrase before, so I was like, what the hell's a mesh- a mesher? So I looked it up, and meshing in art is apparently where you find...


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[Assistant] Cracks and like walls and places like that or places in the map where you can actually get under the mesh of the map.


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[Assistant] And so people will do that, get under the map and use that to get into people's bases and destroy their stuff.


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[Assistant] Measures. Measures. Meshing. We should learn how to do it. I was just about to say, you gotta be some kind of


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, we'll probably, we'll probably run into people in Red Dead for sure. Because it's a persistent open world, there's no private lobbies.


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[Assistant] We shot each other's faces. See? And then left. Can you hear them clearly? Uh, yeaah, one guy told me- Oh yeaah. Crystal clear. Yeaah, because, uh, I was riding my- Thick and I were going somewhere, I was riding the horse, and...


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[Assistant] He came out on the road and I just didn't see him and I hit him. And I think I must have knocked him off because the next thing he goes, Hey, fuck yourself, buddy. He was mad. Oh yeah. And it was to me, it was an accident. And I was trying to hit the thing and say, Hey man, it was an accident, but my push to talk wasn't working. So I was trying to explain it. I didn't mean to do that, but then yeah, he just shot me.


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[Assistant] I wonder if I need to give a shit about anything or if I could just go into this, not knowing anything. I don't know.


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[Assistant] They'll be like, you know, oh, who's a Death Star? Hey everybody, a Star Destroyer. Woooo.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Right, yeah, I never saw one episode of Survivor. Yeah, I watched one and that's all I need.


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[Assistant] Then why can't we develop this very simple concept? Because really, a lot of these shows are very simple, aren't they? You know? It's like, okay, so let's do the show that you thought it would be. Let's come up with the structure and let's do it. Let's pitch it. Let's be the producers of it.


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[Assistant] Right, I think that I could, I think I would be, uh, having a lot of fun. Who has the biggest smile? Can we survive on a yacht for 24 hours in the Bermuda Triangle? Ooh, I like that. But these are things that we, we should really actually, instead of talking about, let's do one of these stunts, if you will. Set it up, let's do it.


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[Assistant] Sandals, please get back to us. I'll do the sand- I'll organize the sandals thing. It's pretty easy. We can just collab with prim- primitive technology. And sandals. He can teach us, he can give us pointers and send us out into the woods. And then we just follow each of us.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I feel like it's just like a white dude. I feel like it is America, but I could be wrong. I don't know. I'm sure you can look it up.


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[Assistant] You know what it would be fun to do would be to, uh, don't they have a show where they, people are always traveling? Was it Amazing Race?


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[Assistant] Okay, so me and you, we go out separately, or all of us, teams, teams of three, and then we, we, we live and we build a place to live out in the wilderness. Camp A, Camp B, and you compare them.


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[Assistant] Compare them throughout the year, and at the end of the year, you fight to the death.


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[Assistant] Said it was on Starz and I thought I couldn't watch it. I try- I was gonna watch it. Man, well I'm so grateful that you even thought about watching it. I did. Thought of it. I wanted to shit on you. I wanted to- I was hoping I could watch it and go, this sucks. I hate you.


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[Assistant] I hope you like it. Well, I know, but we all know that you were just being silly. And if you've wasted my time with black sales, I might play like that silly basketball idea. Yeah. Come on.


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[Assistant] I actually would prefer the flat ones over the caltails. Okay.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. It doesn't, yeaah, it definitely doesn't stick to your mouth and teeth as much as regular caramel for sure. Oh man, milk does?


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[Assistant] That would do well I think. Actually that probably would do well. Or a bacon burka.


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[Assistant] It probably would. Man, the channels out there are just like, it's people trying candy. Steak'em sneakers? That's it. Like, that's their shtick. It's happy music, and it's like, hey guys, today we're gonna eat some fucking candy! And then they eat the candy.


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[Assistant] It's such a small town that you might not be too far off. Half the town might really know that now. Well, in all fairness, since they are redoing the mall, right? Yea. Looks like a wasteland out there right now.


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[Assistant] That's like, I guess everything in there is $5 or below. My wife was really excited about that one.


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[Assistant] Just put pop rocks on your back and then pour soda on you.


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[Assistant] By the beach in the little town I was staying in and I was looking for a massage. Like I heard that somebody had said that there were some people in town that did it and I went into somebody's house and got a massage in their house, got a massage by some, some woman who was walking on my back.


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[Assistant] Did it somehow protect that idea, the massage interview?


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[Assistant] Yep. Greedy bastards. But what's the first thing that we do? Is it the game review? We'll do Brexit. No. We don't open with Brexit.


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[Assistant] I would love that. We should have somebody here at the office every day that we're here just walking around giving us all massages. Wouldn't that be great? Would be nice. Yea, let's do that. Can we do that? Yea, let's do that. No, we can't.


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[Assistant] The quarter one might be a little bit more powerful, but I mean, for what I do with it, which is just blowing out my garage in the back porch, it's perfect.


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[Assistant] Man, I want one of those, uh, now they have the robots that'll cut your yard.


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[Assistant] I think she has the hots for me. Every time I go in there, she asks me how am I doing, where I want to sit. It's nice.


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[Assistant] I believe he has a, uh, a gin company now. Okay. Is it gin? Aviator gin? Cotton gin?


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[Assistant] For me, I'm going to need every bit of help I can because it has been quite some time since I have touched a basketball rim.


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[Assistant] Make sure we have some good equipment to film this with, please, because in the past- It's your phone.


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[Assistant] You have two extra knuckles on your fingers. How did that happen?


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[Assistant] You just, you probably go into the bathroom, drink a gallon of cough syrup, and come out with ideas. And forget to poop.


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[Assistant] All the poor people and you put them in a net so you can count them all and figure how much food you need to feed them. Just throw food up in the net too. Throw the food and the poor people in the net.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Niebs has been the driving force against world peace on this channel. Just purposely making people angry and making fun of them.


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[Assistant] And you always project that. I've never said I was anything different. But Nieb's over here.


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[Assistant] Mister, oh, I wanna make the world a better place! Shorty! Listen to him.


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[Assistant] None of those fruits. Well no, they don't get past his dog. They don't produce much of it. They don't produce anything yet? Are they small?


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[Assistant] I need to get you a gun to get rid of those birds because


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[Assistant] There's an abundance of birds, and you can have that for dinner. Yea, but they're spreading the fig seeds.


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[Assistant] I don't think it's one of the things where they don't want anybody there. They just want to kill the people that are there. Yeah. Immediately. Just be an asshole. They're probably taking out something else. It's something else. Something deeper. It's more fun for them to be that ass.


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[Assistant] When I got in, we ran into some guys, uh, he pissed them off somehow and I shot their faces. Nice. And ran away.


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[Assistant] And, uh, Nibs, you, uh, have a new computer on the way, so you're gonna be able to capture some of this stuff at home, too, because you mentioned, like, running into people a lot while you're just at home, online, you're trying things out, and you have some pretty good interactions with people, so capturing that is gonna be helpful.


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[Assistant] I started watching, I started watching the Mandalorian but then had to bounce because my younger daughter forgot her lunch and I had to run it to her for school. Oh, that was this morning? Yeah, I was, I started watching a little bit of uh, Mandalorian and


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[Assistant] Yeaah, uh, I mean, I really don't have an opinion about it yet because I didn't really get too far in. Like how far? Uh, maybe...


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[Assistant] Here's another ball that blows up planets. Okay? Okay.


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[Assistant] But like yeaah, a lot of the stuff on TV, it's scripted reality. It is what it's called. Yeaah, we don't want that. And yeaah, they, they know, they can tell the narrative that they want to tell. It's in a controlled environment and, uh, and it's sad. It hurts my soul. And I always like laugh at the people that are like, yeaah, this is really going to make my career


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[Assistant] Like shoot through the roof right now, I'm gonna be a star. It's like, remember me from Survivor? No, I don't. And I don't know what you're doing now. Some people would. Uh, just give me my fries.


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[Assistant] Well, just fun competition. See who can have the most fun on a jet ski out of all of us. Go.


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[Assistant] We call it side of the road. We gotta live on the side of the road for a week. Yeah. Live off like, roadkill and...


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't do- I didn't really care for snowballs too much. Yeah, I was a honey bun.


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[Assistant] Yeah, the whole thing. Wow. You could do it. Yeah, you could. Just put your mind to it. Don't be afraid. Yeah. And what's crazy is that-


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[Assistant] You could leave us. No, please don't. No, please don't leave us.


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[Assistant] The best one that I've gotten was from somebody you know. Mary somebody. She has like three names. It was dynamite, she put hot rocks on my back. I got pop rocks.


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[Assistant] We had that idea to do the, uh, video game review. Couples Massage Video Game Review.


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[Assistant] Still a solid idea. I love the idea. I'm getting a copy of, uh, Jedi Fallen Order. We could review that. Oh yeah, oh that does come out. Does that come out this week? Today. Oh shit. Can I say something?


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[Assistant] You have to clean it, otherwise you're in danger of like jamming it or something. Probably still gonna work though.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I don't get it. You know what would be a weird thing to get handed down to you from like, a great great grandad would be like an electric toothbrush.


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[Assistant] Perfect. Uh, my neighbor wears one of the backpacks, like he's got one of the real good leaf blowers, like they, he looks like a ghost buster.


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[Assistant] He's not. No, it's for his house. One little yard. One yard. Yeaah, it's overkill. Yeaah, it's a jinx. I'm hungry, can we go eat? Yes, let's go.


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[Assistant] Betcha you'd think a bunch of bartenders like you too. All of them. All the strippers like you.


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[Assistant] I don't have pink eye. It's not pink eye. Hey guys, got shit in my eye. We'll see. It's not pink eye. It's not that either. Can we talk about our sponsors first? Go for it. Oh, you mean Ridge wallets! Oh, pink eye free 100% of the time! Absolutely. You'll never get pink eye if you got a Ridge wallet.


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[Assistant] But I will tell you this, I don't want to look at it anymore.


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[Assistant] No, I don't enjoy it. I did, I watched the episode. Okay. I did have to look at it. I enjoyed it. I like the contrast. I enjoyed the contrast as well. I like it too, but I'm, I'm, I'm. I think most people.


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[Assistant] You know what, I'm gonna listen to what you're saying and I'm gonna say, you know what, I'm gonna make a very conscious effort to explore with a positive smile.


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[Assistant] They're for marines, akakaka. But at the same time, like, I think that even, even Minecraft, I think, would be less kid-like. It seems to be kinda. Than Pixar. Even though. I was surprised.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I was about to say, the game's brutal. So that's it. I guess I'm just going with just strictly the looks of it, because you look like Woody from...


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[Assistant] But it's a game though, it's just, you're outgrowing the style of a game.


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[Assistant] And it would be a four pack. Yeaah. At least the stuff that it had more than just the 3.3 beer stuff, I think it had a little bit more. 3.3 beer is not normal. 4.5 is.


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[Assistant] I wanna say Meisterbräu was like 3.5 when I was drinking.


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[Assistant] But you're probably also getting like, I'm assuming you're having your bad weeks and you're not doing good, you're getting swapped out. Your pinky hurts? No, you're getting swapped out.


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[Assistant] You gotta be rotating teams. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You have a team, you got like, you play baseball, you have a team. Why wouldn't you have second string?


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[Assistant] And we charge them money to join our team. That's it. He's got it.


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[Assistant] You know what you need to be careful about when you're gonna, when you're gonna be buying like, I don't know, high quality clothing? You know, online? Segway! You want something easy? Yea. You want something that is gonna be just high quality?


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[Assistant] They're awesome! They started, these guys started with underwear and socks, and then they moved up to shirts. I've never had sock envy. I know, until right now. God, it's weird.


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[Assistant] Yeah! What was that? What were we talking about right before? Esports? No!


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[Assistant] So then why don't we just have the jerseys and we sell the jerseys. But we don't play an esport.


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[Assistant] I had something to do with it though, but we had something to do with it, and your point was we had nothing to do with it, and our point was we have something to do with it, and it's called like the DNA that I learned about with TV dramas.


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[Assistant] But if my child happens to look like me and be beautiful, then I have something to do with it because it looks like me. But pretty people have ugly babies sometimes. Of course they do. And those are the people that are getting punished for doing things in a former life. And they might never get a compliment. That's exactly right, Simon. I know. And speaking of a former life,


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[Assistant] People who have the, uh, who fly these big model airplanes, some of them have like six foot, I think, wingspans. They make big ones, yea. They make big ass things, and like, I think their company's carbon fiber components, like, they can do custom carbon stuff over your models, I think, to protect them.


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[Assistant] That's too late, I know, but it's kinda like, it's kinda like the whole- We're gonna be deep-burnt? No, but I mean, it's just a weird time, isn't it?


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[Assistant] Now it's even so much older. Well, it was a young one too.


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[Assistant] Yeah. And somebody was like, people was wondering why I was looking for the dryer. Cause it de-wrinkles.


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[Assistant] Cause he doesn't iron. I mean, I can iron, but... Yea, it's easier to just throw it in the dryer for a second. Yea, exactly. Throw it in the dryer with...


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[Assistant] He kinda, he kinda missed it towards the back end, like he kinda... Did he make contact?


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[Assistant] Not for fa, because it's delicious Mediterranean food. Yea, it really was. But their hookah, I don't know, we don't know. Yea, don't go to the hookah part. We don't know about the hookah. Stay away from the hookah. Alright, good. So anyone, uh, uh, mm-mm? Is that it?


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[Assistant] Good talk. Mack Weldon, thank you. Ridge Wallets, thank you. You, thank you. And we'll see you next time!


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[Assistant] You know what? What's it properly called? It's called receptor targeted topical.


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[Assistant] Go to WW. Listen, people make fun of me too. It's like, oh, why are they saying WWW? It's here and I have to read it. No, but I have to.


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[Assistant] Or salty peas. Yeah, no, we don't know, we don't want to marry ourselves to anything, which is smart. But we do, we do, uh, uh, this was work, and this is a very interesting work, considering it was work. Yeah, it always is.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, you had a lot of bad luck with that. Well, it was also just the biggest thing that was the problem was obviously not bad luck, it was just me being dumb. Yeah, but you ordered cheese. Listen, I ordered an omelet that morning right before we left and I said I wanted, and the thing with me was I wanted to have cheese on the omelet. You guys, you brought it up, okay?


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[Assistant] Here's the other thing. This is the second time for me, so I didn't know it was that common.


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[Assistant] You know what the best decision we made that day was? Leaving after like four hours.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, everything that I've ever eaten there has been really good.


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[Assistant] I feel that's, that's perfect. I don't think you're supposed to do it out in the dam. I don't think so either, but I'm not sure.


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[Assistant] Everybody's just chilling, man. And at the very, at the very least, medicineally everywhere. At the very least. Agreed. And then it's gonna be, I'm, come on.


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[Assistant] Now, it seemed, I saw the, the, so there was just the one new character, one new legend. One new character. Right. So I saw that reveal, like, and here it is! Our next legend! And, so like, people who really are into that, they gave a shit. Because, I was looking at it going, this is, is this a big deal? Yea, you wouldn't care.


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[Assistant] Right, but I mean, is it really a big deal to have one, uh, like- Yeah, cause they only got what?


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[Assistant] It's great. He should have, I've said it before, I won't do it, but somebody out there, somebody out there who's really good at gaming, just be ridiculous and be someone who calls him out on the Twitch. And now your shtick is, are you coming?


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[Assistant] Come on buddy, you're scared of me cause I'm number one now, you don't know, macho man and hulk, whatever the fuck you got, just do it.


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[Assistant] It was perfect because all I was doing, like, we were already, we were feeling good.


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[Assistant] Okay, yep. So we sit down and then it's like, and it feels so different when you're sitting in that thing. It's so much easier to do because you're just grabbing onto a steering wheel. And all I did was hit the gas and grabbing the steering wheel. And it was like I was playing a child's game.


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[Assistant] You know, but I was, but I was staying on the road and staying going. So I'm thinking he is gotta be, he's gotta be leagues ahead of me. And I'm thinking the game's going to stop and you didn't finish.


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[Assistant] I have his picture here. I told him I'd try to get it in the podcast. Scout, Scout, and Scout's owners. I don't remember their names. Daddy Scout, Papa Scout.


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[Assistant] Yeah, mama and papa maybe. But, uh, yeah, but they, they wouldn't let the dog in. Of course they wouldn't. I know, it didn't, I didn't think twice about it. But yeah, it does make sense that they wouldn't let a dog in to Dave and Buster's. But they drove a while, so we were hanging out outside for a while, and it was fun, uh, for at least probably half hour before we ended up making it in. Yeah. And it was fun. Yeah. It was a good night.


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[Assistant] 11.30 I've had a good time. I'm like, you know what? I think I just hit the wall. Yeah. Hanging out right outside the hotel and Tommy comes over and he's like, hey, how you doing, man? He's like, yeah, you know, maybe we'll just go out for a beer. I mean, we'll just, you know, there's a place real close. Just five minute walk. I heard it's really cool. We'll just go out for one beer.


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[Assistant] Yes, I know. I had some friends that just couldn't. They just didn't, they couldn't make it. They couldn't make it. Cause you know what? They were busy. They were busy. Now I'm looking at abs.


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[Assistant] So you lost your phone. Oh god. I thought that bothered me. Yea, of course.


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[Assistant] But my birthday morning was a great present because that's going backwards. So I woke up at 6am on the morning of my birthday, got in touch with somebody, I left it at an office.


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[Assistant] Thank God, I just let it, left it in office and I was able to get it the next day. Cause yeaah, that was, but that bummed me out man.


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[Assistant] I knew, I knew I had it. I was just, I was 99% sure I had it, but that 1% was like, if I fucking left that thing in the hotel room, it was gonna piss me off. I was gonna, and it's just $20 to probably buy one and have it shipped to your house.


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[Assistant] Oh, would've fucking annoyed me. She loved it by the way. Great.


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[Assistant] You need a key to get up. That key ain't working. Like fucking 30 times. The security guard's key? The security guard's key won't work. Like a minute later we have to go into a different elevator.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, different one. He said, oh, after 30 seconds, he says, yeah, this is the one that's tricky. Then why did you come into this fucking one? After 30 seconds, we go to the other one. Then we go up to the room.


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[Assistant] I thought about how- I didn't- I wasn't upset. No? I was just like, whatever man. This is me. This happens to me. This is my life. Stupid shit. Didn't even get to explain the cheese omelette story. Alright guys, we're done. That's it, huh?


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[Assistant] Not us, but somebody else. Somebody else. And one more thing, I got diapers. And that's the end.


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[Assistant] Yeah, John and Christian were there really early, and they just said, hey, we're here already, uh, and I didn't have anything to do, so I was like, yeah, maybe I'll just go over there. I got there at like 6.30.


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[Assistant] And that was my mistake. I made a huge mistake by stopping my feets. And, uh, and yeah, once I stopped, I didn't move. I stayed in the same place and just signed and said hi to everybody. And honestly,


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[Assistant] I would have done it 10 days over because I was so grateful for everyone who showed up.


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[Assistant] Somebody gave me a beer, and I said, here, I got this for you, and I took a sip of it, and I said, I wanna thank you for this beer, but I'm gonna make you drink it because it doesn't taste good to me. I'll go get my own beer. And it's 40% alcohol.


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[Assistant] Yeah, they're trying to like wave me over when I got there. I was, they're like, Hey, we got something. I'm like, no, no, I got shit to do, man. I'm famous.


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[Assistant] Well, Dorales, you mentioned our friend Brad. He's quite the character. And speaking of characters, he pitched a new character to me. Some sort of Jesus character. He's like, okay, I got this new character. He loves this character. Did he tell you about it or pitch it to any of you guys? I've been hearing about it for years.


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[Assistant] I just imagine him outside of your apartment holding up a boombox like that high fidelity movie.


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[Assistant] Now, music? Music. Yes. So, uh, live performance. So first, no, we gotta talk about, uh, JT, they premiered their Red Dead video, which they shot in Texas, live action. It was high quality. Great. I didn't even see it because I was backstage.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. It's on YouTube now. It's really good. So they premiered that and then myself with Christian and them, we did a couple live performances. We did the PUBG song we did together for Loco and I'm on a boat that will be coming out on all of our channels, I guess.


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[Assistant] Cause I went off stage, I changed, little hiccup.


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[Assistant] I grabbed, grabbed the mic, uhm, I think it was from your lady. This was not her fault. This was not her fault.


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[Assistant] Uh, yeaah, it wasn't on for like the first part and then it was on.


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[Assistant] Yeah, those things, like when you're kind of in the moment and you're trying to run back out there after changing your clothes, uh, it's, it, it's a little bit hectic, but the other thing that they didn't have, which was crazy, were monitors. Yeah. So we couldn't hear ourselves. Right. Yep. Um, but it's still.


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[Assistant] And that's why I think about like a better venue or bringing in, if we were to do Thalien again, like I hope not, um, even though I liked it, uh, I, I just rather have like monitors there.


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[Assistant] Well, let me just talk about something because like, because originally we were going to try to do Duralis and I, um, with the Battlefield Friends theme song. And yeah, that place was like limited on what we could do. Especially with monitors, that would have sucked.


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[Assistant] On the other side of that, uhm, I was like, hey Neebs.


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[Assistant] What if we perform Jeep stuff? What if you, and you're like, nah. But like, it's sandwich time. You just fucking, like you let a lot of people down and they were talking about it all night.


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[Assistant] But it doesn't make sense for you to like, yeah, next year, next year, look, I'm, I'm already talking concert. We'll do it. No, I know. I'm talking concert. Yeah. And if it doesn't fucking happen, I'm going to split this world open and destroy


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[Assistant] If you go two sashes, then we have to


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[Assistant] I've always wanted to break up with a girl that, uh, a stranger. Break up with a stranger, like. In front of an audience? Well, in a coffee shop, maybe in front of her friends.


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[Assistant] I can't do this anymore. Yeah, that's a big one. You just can't. We've both been feeling it.


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[Assistant] Cause we had them all, you were at the wrong party. No, I know. Well, I'm glad I was not with you guys because I was like... Too much fun? No!


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[Assistant] No, I was drinking a lot. Yeah. Like, uh, probably everybody was. Yep. And then I started getting hungry again cause I didn't like eat a lot the whole day and it started fucking with me. So we went to, uh, we went and got some pizza. Nobody told me, Hey,


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[Assistant] Yeah, they all do. Right. Yeah. Fact. Okay. Good. Well, you know what we have? We have sponsors. Talk about them, Simon. For this wonderful show. Ridge Wallet. Everybody knows Ridge Wallet. Uh, Thicke's not here. He usually reads these, but Ridge Wallet is, uh, RFID blocking.


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[Assistant] Slim, sleek, and lightweight. Yep. Lifetime guarantee. Yep. And what's the feature of the week, Dorales? What does it do now? This week? This week. I can't tell you. It's rechargeable. It's rechargeable. Yep. Go to ridgewallet.com slash neibsgaming and use promo code what? Neibsgaming. Yeah. And then you get how much off? All of it. Shit, I don't know how much is this off. Why are you pointing at us?


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[Assistant] 10% off, I think. 10%. Maybe more? Might be. Find out! Free shipping's all you need. Free ship? Really? Free shipping?


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[Assistant] Take it anyway. We won't judge. Let's not forget Receptra. No we can't. Receptra is consistent, safe, and effective, and their formulas are powered by the highest quality full spectrum CBD oil, third party tested.


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[Assistant] And did you know that most CBD companies purchase their oil from a third party distributor and throw a label on a bottle? I didn't, but I do now. If Acres of Farmland in Southern Colorado, Receptra does, they use organic farming practices to produce the highest quality flour in the game. Sounds like they do it right. If it doesn't meet their standards, they don't use it.


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[Assistant] They're sticklers, to say the least. It's all good things. Really, Receptra is just a smart alternative for people who are looking to manage discomfort. Like, that's what CBD is all about. And that'll help you do what you want to do that's important.


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[Assistant] Receptra has different products to suit your needs from everyday maintenance to chronic relief, and they want you to perform better and recover faster. So go to receptor naturals.com and there's a promo code. And you get 15% off. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] So go there and listen, seriously, it's a great alternative. So check them out.


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[Assistant] What about, see we're trying to figure out what to talk about.


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[Assistant] Well there's, but we want to make what we're talking about the key focus of why people are here.


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[Assistant] Like what the hell is the big- I know it does great stuff, so what's our goal or why do- why do- do they care?


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[Assistant] From when we originally left and we came to extinction, I thought you guys were nuts for doing what you did. The start from scratch. Starting from scratch thing.


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[Assistant] Every damn thing. And you know what, let's get a few more before we leave. Extinction was the worst map we could have done that into.


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[Assistant] For as long as we're playing this game, come on, how many- ARK. I wouldn't say we'd never do it again, there might be some-


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[Assistant] I'll accept that, but I don't want to, I don't want to say no, we have the option.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you know what? I always thought that this would be a good thing for us to do and make it a focus on here so we can really have like a, I wanna have a poll that has hopefully 20,000, 30,000 people going into it. That'd be nice. Wouldn't that be nice?


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[Assistant] And we still have two of these green chairs from 1998. I like man, they're built right man. They're solid. They're not intrusive, I like that they fit between the other chairs. They're really, actually we should get these just like black in color.


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[Assistant] Oh god. You didn't even move the other chair out of the way. And he's doing it.


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[Assistant] And for those of you who care, we're going to try to remember to do some comments at the end of this. So for all the people out there, cause you know what? A good bit of people are like, what the hell you getting rid of comments?


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[Assistant] That's what flip-floppers do, right? The flip and the flop. So I could do that cause, cause then I understand the whole reason why I did like the comments for this is we could go off on a tangent or whatever the hell we wanted, but we needed maybe to be more specific about talking about certain things. I don't know.


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[Assistant] What the joke? Well yea, cause I was gonna say a reminder to tell you to shut the fuck up.


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[Assistant] That's the, that's the good message for today. Maybe loop it, loop in like. Mandela effect? Cascade this with, no, world peace is to encourage the flip-floppers.


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[Assistant] Oh, I think that that's, uh, realistic, uh... Where would you want to be?


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[Assistant] Well, I've listened to Jurorogan enough to know where to be. Well, where would you be? I'd be in the cold, and I'd be out in, uh, hopefully the mountains. Yeah, mountains. Cold mountains. Cold mountains, spread out, uh, you can get warm with fire, you can't get cool without electricity. And there are animals. And there's a lot of animals out there, but there's still gonna be hard as shit. Yep.


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[Assistant] Uh, but it'd be a lot of traps and a lot of in the middle of nowhere and- But it minimizes your threats. Absolutely. Hmm.


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[Assistant] You can fish in cold places. Fish in cold places, in the mountains, streams, absolutely. I want to have fish.


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[Assistant] You can't get anywhere on a Thursday afternoon.