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[Assistant] You can do it in history and take out like, uh, you know, the guy who, who assassinated Kennedy.


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[Assistant] I guess it's just part of your day. It's like a travel day. Yeah, it's just part of. But yeah, this guy, you know, leaves his son in the truck and then he'll go and he'll like document like how low the water's getting on Lake Mead and it's insane. They should all bring water when they come while they're waiting. We gotta figure out how to transport some of our water out there.


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[Assistant] Yeah, no, it's not sustainable. It's like, yeah, irrigation out there. It's crazy. You live in a desert. You have to act like you live in a desert because you live in a desert.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know what you don't need out there? Golf courses.


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[Assistant] No, but there was like, you know, there's so many, I know of a product idea that I've wanted to somehow try to figure out whatever.


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[Assistant] It would save a lot of water for a toilet because it's ridiculous. The amount of leaks that happen that just run water constantly having to do whatever, or the floods that happen from busted lines that go from your supply to the tank. And there's, there's common sense things you could do to change how fucking water supplies this. But there's something now that, you know, in whatever, maybe somewhere in Asia,


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[Assistant] You wash your hands and the water go, you wash your hands like right there.


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[Assistant] Right. So, every public gra- everywhere. It's like, that's where you wash your hands. Just that.


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[Assistant] A lot of hotels have them now too. Why? Because they're paying outrageous water bills. But everyone else is like, fuck it, because we're into wasting.


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[Assistant] Turn your lights off. There's nothing wrong with being conservative.


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[Assistant] Conserve and share your tips on conservation in there.


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[Assistant] We needed that time. We really needed that whole time. Those waves of people coming through from, what was it, two o'clock onwards. They were big groups and if we hadn't spread it out as much as we did, that hallway would have been. You wouldn't have got everybody checked in? No way that we would have been so late.


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[Assistant] I'm jealous you got dinner. I'm so jealous.


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[Assistant] So there, there was uhm, it was raised that maybe you were being Mr. Too Serious. You, you were clearly analyzing everything going on on the stage. You were very quiet.


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[Assistant] The bartenders, like, I got a reputation, they started calling me the seal.


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[Assistant] Yeah. So for some reason, they were prioritizing me because I already knew I was with you guys and I was feeding you beer. So I just run up to the bar and I just start hitting the bar with both hands one at a time.


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[Assistant] Aww. Good! Anyway. It's good. It was wonderful.


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[Assistant] But then I kinda put 10 to 12 tequila shots on it. That'll, that'll rag it up.


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[Assistant] Yeah, exactly, yeah. Hot tub stream? You could do that.


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[Assistant] It was actually pretty funny because during the show, we did have a few spare seats. So we did have some leftovers, thank goodness. But people were coming past and just going, what is going on in there?


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[Assistant] What? What is this? All these people. Who's there? That's fun. I think we've got some new fans. I don't know. They'll be there next time. Probably not the only one.


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[Assistant] Can I bring up one more thing? Oh, please, yeah, of course. Uh, two, actually. One.


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[Assistant] Simon busting a move on the dance floor at the end of the night. Oh.


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[Assistant] The other thing is, I just really want to say thank you to the volunteers. Oh yeaah. The ones that we had prepared, like Muzz, Rock Princess, and Sledge Monkey, they were


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah. We kept, um, coordinating meets on discord the whole time. So it was fun seeing.


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[Assistant] No. In fact, when I looked at my phone when I started to wake and it said three, I was like, wait, it's three a.m. Okay, this is normal for me. But then it finally clicked. It's like, wait, I didn't go to bed until five a.m. It's p.m. and I was awake. I was awake instantly. I'm like, whoa. Yeah, yeah, whoa. And then...


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[Assistant] We got options. Yeah, it came back, it came back limpin'. That's my take on it. It did.


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[Assistant] I was gonna say, how long per day do they actually cross the streams?


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[Assistant] Is there, is there a sign up thing?


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[Assistant] Yeah, seriously, I bet you it's gonna be a dump, but it's a good cause. Yeah, it is a good, it is a good cause.


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[Assistant] Just in case you, I was on a, uh, so I was on a, um, on a long, like I was driving back from Louisiana.


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[Assistant] Uh, to New York when that fucking truck thing broke. And I was like, I'm like, you know, driving and we're stopping on the way there and everyone's watching the news. And it's just like, he's on the run. And you go, what the fuck is going on? This is way before the internet.


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[Assistant] Oh, it's a sh- it's a show. I thought it was a movie. No, it's a show. That was gonna come out. Yeah. So it's a show. BAM.


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[Assistant] They weren't even running remote control cameras, the pilots had to control the cameras while they were flying?


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[Assistant] I haven't seen anything that made it look great, but I've certainly seen it advertised quite a bit.


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[Assistant] So, well, we'll see. I'd be curious to see what you think. If you think it's great. Should we all go?


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[Assistant] Yeah, that sounds great. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, we should do that. So we've got to do that soon.


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[Assistant] They called it, after I defeated it, they called it a mini boss and it made me feel good. At least that's the way I remember it.


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[Assistant] Fantastic. But after like 20 tries or 30 tries, I was like, this is impossible. There's no way. I'm like, I'm never going to do it. And then, you know, then somehow you get one hit in and then two maybe and you're like, oh, I can, but it's still a lot of fucking mashing. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] It could be fun without it. It's just gonna aggravate me and make me not want to do it.


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[Assistant] You can be neutral. You can be neutral like in Rust. No, no, no, no. I wanna be on a cl- I wanna be on a team to try to have goals. I'm going into gaming in a much different way, I think, progressively. And I'm gonna keep it going. I'm really gonna start learning more and doing better.


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[Assistant] At least I care a little bit. I couldn't believe you made dirt.


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[Assistant] Right, and fill the dirt. I knew that. I'm like, hey man, I can figure this. It's like, yea, but sometimes man, you, sometimes you give me zero credit, and I'm like, really? Like, you don't think? Really?


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[Assistant] I'll think about that a hundred years from now. He did the dirt. That is a fun ass game though. What, seven days? Still love playing it, had fun playing it today.


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[Assistant] No, it hardly has been, because he was gone a whole day and a half. I was half-assed trying to like, oh, get to something, so we're way behind schedule, but nobody else was doing anything.


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[Assistant] So you, so it gives you all the clicks that your mouse normally has cause you don't want to just have three clicks. You want to have like six.


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[Assistant] Exactly, and if you don't let them know, you're kind of a dick. Yep.


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[Assistant] If you know and you're like, I'm not going to share it.


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[Assistant] That and, and the thing, and the mouse wheel thing that you, so that you can, at least, cause I also know you too, you probably end up kicking ass at it.


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[Assistant] Okay, oh, that's the, that's how, that's the milking of it.


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[Assistant] I don't know if I, well, I don't know if I ever shared this before, but yeah, for the first time, like, I guess semi-recently, I did have a doctor have to...


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[Assistant] I mean, and you just go like, and, and, and the first time, it was just like, it was really nerve wracking. Cause I've, you know, for, you know, decades of my life, cause I'm so old, I've been like, God, that's something that I'm going to have to do on a kind of regular basis. Like I so don't want anything in my ass.


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[Assistant] Uh, no, I wanted that to stay in there because if I squeeze real hard it kind of itches from the inside on the corners.


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[Assistant] There's always been a kick-ass signal. I love it and I'm actually going to be switching my family's service to it.


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[Assistant] Sounds awesome. I'm intrigued. Why not? Okay. Anyway, fun times on the phone.


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[Assistant] Let's go to the phones, just like in the radio shows. Right, but they have a better way like, I still have never been able to find a proper app that actually records the calls.


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[Assistant] Regularly, like really a lot of them don't, a lot of those apps don't work.


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[Assistant] Yes, cause they've got a podcast thingamajig that they're rolling with the first annual, you know, I don't know what it's called, but I should know really cause we're gonna be there. But we'll let you know the details cause I didn't know that we're gonna be talking about it cause we're gonna be maybe talking there. We don't have to, I just brought it up.


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[Assistant] I'm down. This is their first one since COVID? I think so. Yes. Yeah, it would. Yeah. And that's July. Listen, Austin, even, even if we're not there, this is the official, we might be there. And if not, man, go there anyway. It's still fun. It's just the one thing that gets me cause we've been there a lot is it's fucking hot.


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[Assistant] Austin and July. I love it. And I'm a sweater. That, I need a towel. I'll bring one when I go out. Oh no, it's a towel.


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[Assistant] I'm like a black comedian. Bring a blanket. That's how I sweat.


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[Assistant] But luckily they invited us and we'll see because they're potentially hooking us up.


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[Assistant] Anything else? Anything new? I'm sure. Sure there's something new. Okay, that you want to talk about right now. Is there anything new that you want to talk about, Nes?


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[Assistant] Friend of mine, it's actually, uh, my old boss's son. Hundreds and hundreds of jumps.


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[Assistant] And he recently, I guess was out there doing a jump with a bunch of people like he always does.


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[Assistant] And uh, and the chute got tangled up and he did the spin thing and...


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[Assistant] Luckily he was okay, but like that was the first time that it ever happened. I watched a video of it and I think he went down into, uh, kind of like slowed down by some tree branches. But, uh, yeah, that'll slow you down. Yeah, but he was spinning.


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[Assistant] You know, I don't, I don't know how to describe what that looks like for people who aren't looking to video.


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[Assistant] Is this documented in a film? It's on YouTube.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and you shot at the fact that you threw your ass up there 30,000 feet. That's impressive. I don't know if it was that.


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[Assistant] Now, and there are the sh- and you could go a million different ways with this obviously, it's very basic. Do they go with like straight questions on crazy people or crazy questions on crazy people?


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[Assistant] That's all you have to say. Just let him go. And it all pours out. Yep. Man, I tell ya, still that fucking guy, we need to produce a reality show on that barber that's in your neck of the woods. You said you saw the sign.


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[Assistant] Zico the barber has a, I'm assuming he has personality. You have to share that as an advertisement.


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[Assistant] I can't, listen, he's, what do these signs look like? He's what you'd cast as, uhm, I don't know, a Greek diner manager in 1977. What was there?


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause you could say like, do you think, I mean, if you still think that it's flat, why? Cause everything that you were shown, like, does this, do you think that, do you think that we're trying to fool you? Do you think that this is also a big ruse?


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[Assistant] Trust me, I kind of feel like that with, uh, America. I feel like I've been fooled into thinking we have the best country in the world.


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[Assistant] Exactly. No, I mean, like, I think it's wonderful. Don't get me wrong. I think it's a wonderful, fantastic country, but.


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[Assistant] Right there. He knew what to do. Anthony, thank you. Anthony's in the other room. He knows everyone here is happy. And, and Dora's not here, thank goodness. Good night America, and Earth, and, and good morning.


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[Assistant] Hello and welcome to the podcast. Hello everybody. So the big question everybody is, how's Thick doing? Right? Yea, Thick had surgery last Thursday. On his birthday. On his birthday.


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[Assistant] Well, here's what happened, we, we thought, well, cause we were like, hey, you rushed him off. And we were kinda joking. And you're like, well, maybe I should call him back. So, we're like, I don't know, he just had brain surgery.


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[Assistant] They didn't know, they thought you really, like, bothered him and woke him up from recovering.


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[Assistant] And you stayed in it. Usually you end up in Jamaican pretty soon after trying to do some sort of impression.


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[Assistant] Anyway, yeaah, a pretty successful surgery, and, uh, Thick called me Saturday, I was surprised, and, cause I was going to lunch, and I'm like, hey, Thick, and he's like, ah shoot, I was calling someone else, hey. That's the best, even him.


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[Assistant] Yep. Whatever was called. Yeah, my wife was helping, uh, coordinate like a fundraiser for like service dogs and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that was cool. We went to Bull City Cider as Techie and Anthony were there.


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[Assistant] Kinda wish I wasn't right beside a speaker. I don't like being beside speakers. No. No, that's it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you're like, hey, people that have seizures need to just have them, not have a dog warn them. Right?


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[Assistant] Gotcha. Yea, that's a pretty dog. Yea, that's a pretty, pretty dog. That does look kinda like Fisher. But I don't know. A little bit.


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[Assistant] I love that uhm, all these breweries are like allowing dogs nowadays. It's a very brewery thing.


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[Assistant] We had, uh, we celebrated Thicke's birthday a little early. Went to a pub called, uh, Broomtail? Brewery? Yeah, it's called Broomtail now. Okay. And, uh, yeah, ton of dogs. Indoor-outdoor space. Yeah. There was food, music.


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[Assistant] Couple other funny things happen, uh, it was just kinda funny with Simon, cause Simon asked, Simon's like, hey, I'll grab you a drink, we won't. And I'm like,


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'll take, uh, what was everyone drinking? Hey Bill. Yeah, there's something. And then, uh, he's like, after and after he's like,


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[Assistant] Oh, that's right. It was Dora. Dora. Dora. There you go. He's like, what are you having? Oh. It was just so funny cause you're-


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[Assistant] And I was gonna go grab dinner with my wife and then after I was gonna come join us. And so we go out and we go to see seniors down the street. Okay. Get some Mexican and I get a text from Anthony's like, Hey, did you pay your tab?


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[Assistant] Didn't even cross my mind to pay my tab. Just like, hey, it's time to go eat. And I just left. Did she give you the card back though? Well here's the thing, my strip doesn't work. They don't have, they don't have chip readers. And she's like, hey, just bring it back at the end, we'll run it at the end.


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[Assistant] All about it. Bring it. Uh, speaking of trustworthy, uh, Anthony paid my tab. What a guy. And then, uhm, so then Tuesday rolls along, he and I grab lunch and so I just give him cash. I'm like, here is the cash. We're even.


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[Assistant] At Bull City, my wife's like, hey, I owe you for, for Neve's tab. And he's like, yep, you sure do. Starts getting, starts getting drinks off my wife.


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[Assistant] We're playing, way to scam the system. Okay.


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[Assistant] Oh yeaah. Which brings me back to my vegetable truck idea. Perfect.


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[Assistant] Don't you think? I've probably talked about this before, but you hear the music coming down the street. Ah, you know what? Round of tomatoes. Run outside. Know what kind of music?


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[Assistant] How many times are you like, ah man, add tomatoes. How many times is that? I just need an onion. I bet at least a time or two.


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[Assistant] I remember being a kid and my mom and I went to Myrtle Beach and I was too young to like, be an adult.


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[Assistant] So, uh, I think I, I don't know, I went somewhere, went downstairs or something, and then this, this building's probably, I don't know, eight, nine stories tall, with hundreds of rooms, and I forgot which room was mine. And like, where do you even start as a kid? The front desk? You don't know the number, you don't know the floor. Yeaah, the front desk.


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[Assistant] Where's my mom? How did you get left alone? How were you put in this situation? When I grew up, kids just did what they, you just do what you want. On your own.


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[Assistant] If I had to guess, it was probably like, hey, I'm gonna go get a candy bar or a vending machine or something. And I probably went to one close to the room and was like, nope. Thinking there'd be different stuff on other floors and probably just went nuts.


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[Assistant] Concern? Concern? Like am I ever gonna- I'm about to go through every one of these doors. This is it. This is how I die.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Like how much did it cost to set that up? Did they make their money back?


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[Assistant] I saw one of those, uh, remember the little carousels they used to have in front of stores? Oh, for sure. The little red and white ones got like three horses on it. Never seen a happy kid on one, but yea.


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah. A penny? A fucking penny. Why bother?


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[Assistant] Yeah, he knows. He knows that. He knows. But, that's kinda how they stay in business. But, I mean, everyone's done it. Yeah. I've taken burritos and sandwiches and...


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[Assistant] It's funny people have those things. Like my dad, when he travels, he'll like go get, I don't know, hash browns at Hardee's or something. He got like, that's his thing. He associates that with traveling. I don't know, do y'all have things like that? I mean the one I just mentioned.


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[Assistant] Jesus Christ. Almond Joy. If I'm on a road trip, I want Almond Joy. Okay.


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[Assistant] The roller coaster, yeaah. The one like the superman or like a ride like that where it's just set still to 60 miles an hour and no time. That's the best example. That's how it feels, yeaah. They are fun. Teslas are pretty common now.


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[Assistant] I really, really like that, right? Figure out how to speed After Effects up. Yea, it's gotten worse. Yea, when we were doing the last run of Battlefield Friends, we could tell a huge difference in the speed. Things were way slower.


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[Assistant] I was working on something yesterday and it was kind of dragging, but I don't know if it's cause, cause now we're starting to record our spectator angle in 4K. So I didn't know if that was slow enough.


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[Assistant] Hopefully there'll be a spinoff with the radio drama.


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[Assistant] And then the jazz singer came out and there were voices and everything and then, you know, talked about radios before that, like how people were reading these scripts and making noises as they went. There's something just funny about that. Like we didn't grow up with that as entertainment, but it must have been.


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[Assistant] Man, when you think about what they had to go through though, back in the day to shoot a movie. Oh yeah. When a mag of films, what, like 11 minutes? Oh my god. Before you gotta switch out the whole mag again. That had to be stressful. You can't get it exposed.


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[Assistant] You can't even see it. You can't watch it back. No, you got it!


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[Assistant] Yeah, and it's black and white, it's shot like an old, you know, scary movie.


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[Assistant] I could probably do three, maybe four people in the office.


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[Assistant] For sure. I'm curious how the meetings go in VR, cause you're not supposed to talk in the game. And we always did. Yeah. Well yeah, we're gonna be in Discord. So, but, in the VR version they don't talk to each other either, they just kinda... That's a good point. Uh, I don't...


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[Assistant] Yeaah. So, we, uh, we haven't, uh, gotten to, I mean, all the demons for sure in our, in our play. But, uhm.


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[Assistant] Like a flying demon, you tie that to like a bird?


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[Assistant] When did you and your wife start playing, uh, seven days? Alpha eight. Wow. You've been around a minute.


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[Assistant] And then added like a story within. It's a bold move.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I would imagine you'd have somewhat of a relationship with them at this point, or at least some contact.


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[Assistant] Kay, Kay, has this turned into something that's kind of full-time-y?


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[Assistant] Okay, oh, similar question though, cause you brought up the vehicle pack, uhm, but about the demons, the, those models, like the different looking zombies and stuff that you've got in Darkness Falls, where, where do you get those models?


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[Assistant] Interesting. Like the spider and stuff like that? We haven't seen the spider thing. No.


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[Assistant] You're pretty damn good at it at this point, you know. I'm sure you can navigate that world pretty well.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I've died more than anyone in this run, so, uh.


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[Assistant] You get, uh, sick of the game. I think a lot of us here at the office, like, it's probably my favorite game, uh, in some ways, but.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it always keeps you coming back. You kind of crave it after you give it a break for a while. You feel the same or you, you know, obviously you've got some passion for it. It's why you're doing all this and have done it.


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[Assistant] And it's not a- you don't have to answer or whatever, but like, do you make any money from any of this in any way? Or is it just kind of-


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[Assistant] It was Aztecia that told me, she was like, if you start Darkness Falls, you can't go back. Right? And she's got, there's some truth to that. Cause you did, you made such a compelling, it's a really fun mod, dude.


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[Assistant] I'll bet you feel like this kind of undo, uhm, pressure to get it out there for the people that love your mod.


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[Assistant] Oh, I see what, yeah, just like you line them up together and see all the inconsistencies and know what you have to fix. Yep. Wow. Huh. Damn.


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[Assistant] Just, ah, just a change of pace from what we're used to.


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[Assistant] So like, what was going wrong most consistently over and over with it, if you could explain that?


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[Assistant] Okay, so you weren't, you weren't like seeing it work wrong, it just was.


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[Assistant] Thanks for having me, I've really enjoyed it.


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[Assistant] He seems like he's pretty cool, calm, and collected. That probably helps a bit.


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[Assistant] That'd be cool. It'd be fun if you like, uh, everybody loves in a game, uhm, when you have a dog or something follow you around.


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[Assistant] You can attach to those animals. You do. Uhm, that'd be an interesting little touch. Uhm, I mean it's like- Oh, it would. You got drones following you.


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[Assistant] Like, where it's like a mannequin almost, you know?


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[Assistant] Yeah, like we have all these ideas and they're really easy to do. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Yep. Dude, the kitten with the laser, that's brilliant. That's good shit.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's getting ready. Yeah, like again, Jack's a couple weeks ahead. So for all I know, he has.


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[Assistant] God, I'm at 16 and I think he just hit 14. So I'm just so happy when you guys die.


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[Assistant] Whenever, uh, when my girl watches the episodes or whatever, whenever the death counter pops up, she just giggles. Like she loves that so much. It just tickles her every time.


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[Assistant] Sure. I died from invisible spikes once.


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[Assistant] They weren't, have you guys, like, I guess it might be because of the mod and stuff like that. Uhm, there's been a couple times with trees where you like look away and they, like, if you're not looking in the right, yeaah, it just disappears. Well that was happening to spikes.


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[Assistant] It's important to see spikes when, uh, when they're laid down. So I'm gonna probably want to turn that off.


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[Assistant] We are like polar opposites, you and I. I can't die enough, you know what I mean?


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[Assistant] Like, uh, we talked about, like when we started alone-ish and when I died immediately, like that lingered with me for a while, right?


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[Assistant] It got me in the gut. You know what? When we recorded Arc Tuesday night, that got me in the gut.


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[Assistant] I'm not gonna give any spo- but I'll tell you guys after when we're done recording, but I kind of accomplished my mission. I'm not gonna say anything more.


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[Assistant] I have to talk to, I have to talk to Ada, so it's, it's clear and it'll be great for the edit.


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[Assistant] I don't know why this one year and I was like peeking in the, trying to see, you know, when you wrap a gift and.


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[Assistant] This is who I was, and I will never be that again. Like, well, this one year. And I was like, trying to...


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[Assistant] Move it so I could just like get that bubble out and look a little bit more and it ripped.


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[Assistant] They weren't that big, but you could put five of them together to make a big Constructicon. I don't think I had all of them, but I had a couple of them.


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[Assistant] He deserved it. He was an ass. I'm excited to have Cain in with us. That'll be a fun...


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[Assistant] It's a perfect game you don't want to stop. Like you don't want to, I don't want to see the end of progress in that game. It's kind of, it works for it.


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[Assistant] I could only imagine what it would entail, but imagine uh, seven days in um, in VR. Oh god. Like...


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[Assistant] Uhm, buddy Bobby, you know, when his daughter was going through all of her treatment, leukemia and stuff like that, uh, the VR was a big...


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[Assistant] If you've ever done that. Big thanks to Kane. Show that love and thank you guys as well. Goodbye.


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[Assistant] Ayy! Ayy! Oh, well I thought I- oh.


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[Assistant] The season, uh, which has been fun. He, uh, went on a little vacation. And he texted me the, I guess it was...


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[Assistant] Saturday night. Jack went on vacation. Yeaah. Saturday before that episode was supposed to go live, so this past week.


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[Assistant] Hold his eyes open even though there's really nothing to watch. It's more about hearing it.


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[Assistant] To have not been a saying before. Yeah, you never know. So, anyway, it's, uh, there was a one week delay, and I'm almost done with the final. I tell you what, I'm, I'm ecstatic about the final.


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[Assistant] I know they had the big Duke NC matchup and it was, what's his, Coach K's final game, which was a big deal because he was a very successful coach for Duke.


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[Assistant] I'm gonna make some t-shirts. Yeah, he did say the date. The first thing he said. Yep. First date. Okay. Um, April 30th, 2020. We're all pro brain cancer now. Thick. Yeah, we kind of switch sides. Why is everyone trying to eradicate? Yeah.


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[Assistant] No, for sure. And that's a garden walk, so we're just stomping flowers, you said?


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[Assistant] Nobody runs in 5Ks. Uhm, what date and what's it called? One last time and everything?


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[Assistant] Well, he looks like a vulture. He does. He does. He has a neb's nose. He looks like a vulture. He has a neb's nose. They're birds.


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[Assistant] All the stories about him come across as like he was just a fucking solid, supportive coach. You know, like a good old school, not- Not a vulture.


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[Assistant] He's gonna be a translator in a year or two for news broadcasts and stuff off to the side.


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[Assistant] Uh, what was I? You were talking about it earlier? I was. So, I did, I tried out Generation Zero for the first time. Alright, next.


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[Assistant] Cause I know Zero. What's that? I know really Zero about it. It's the robots in the 80s, the survival game we talked about several times.


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[Assistant] You know, you know that, cause Ada was maybe gonna edit it, like you know, don't look at me like that. What's the name of it again? Generation Zero.


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[Assistant] Anyway, uh, Generation Zero, um, putting on the headphones and stuff, it creates that atmosphere for sure.


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[Assistant] So I was like, yeah, Valve's made some good things, maybe my favorite game ever even. And, uh, I was like, they make some quality shit. Check it out, Aperture's akin to, uhm, what's the company? Is it in Portal?


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[Assistant] Sure. And uh, jumped on that and uh, and I was like, immediately started recording audio.


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[Assistant] Cause I didn't know if, I didn't know what the game entailed at all. It was like, are a few of us gonna play? Could I cut back and forth from our experiences? Cause it looked like it was, uhm.


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[Assistant] A pretty, you stay in one spot and. Just experience this. You have to use the controller. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And anyway, start the intro and I'm like, I know that voice, that's J.K. Simmons. He's like the announcer, uhm, the insurance guy, uhm, whiplash.


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[Assistant] You know, but a quality actor was like, well, damn, Val, but I wasn't surprised. Then it gets down in this robot, like, AI thing. This ball starts talking, you know, I was like, that's motherfucking Nate Barghazi.


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[Assistant] Uhm, comedian, I know Niebs and I are big fans of him. And just, uh, plays this, like, AI that's just over it.


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[Assistant] You know what I mean? So perfectly, like so perfectly along with his comedy style. So I was like, awesome. Like what a, what a fun little thing. So I was recording it and doing a couple things, probably got about 10 minutes in and I realized, um,


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[Assistant] That for us to do a playthrough, I don't think it's a long game by any means, but uhm, the comedy in it, it was too funny for us to like talk over.


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[Assistant] If anything, the audio that I did record, like, had genuine, like, excitement when I was, like, finding out who it was. And then I, at the end, I was like, yeah, I can't talk over this, just play it, it's free.


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[Assistant] I think you guys are used to it at this point. Uhm, we rip the hell out of dialogue when it goes on too far.


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[Assistant] Hey, speaking of that, uhm, how was your, how was the Grey Wolf, uh, launch?


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[Assistant] I wonder what the biggest one is, because I'll bet they vary in their layout to a degree based on the real estate they're on, but I wonder what the what and where the biggest


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[Assistant] I wonder, cause they're probably not all like cookie cut, you know, I'm sure they vary.


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[Assistant] Kids go to the arcade and the bowling alley. You could milk money all night too. It's on the parents, man. Let them make the call, but have it available all night.


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[Assistant] Come on. Hey, get rid of kids forever. Ooh. Coach K is gonna be there.


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[Assistant] You're right. It just, it makes the argument, technically, it's not a fucking sandwich.


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[Assistant] There are at least 36,000 documents. What's that? And you have a song? No, nothing.


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[Assistant] Your points aren't working tonight. Oh, they are. Imagine a lawyer that, like, everything he says with the sass.


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[Assistant] Maybe. I bet it's all good stuff. You lost track of what he was doing, he was so bored.


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[Assistant] Like in between YouTube videos or whatever. I've heard his voice in several ads recently. Yeah, he doesn't, like, they're not funny. You know, he's just, you know, it's the paycheck. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But uhm, when you see someone who legit thinks funny, doing unfunny, like, marketing stuff, you're like, ah.


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[Assistant] They're great. Oh yea, just go on YouTube and type in Always Sunny Bloopers. The amount of funny they've cut out of that fucking series is insane.


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[Assistant] Talk to us. I watched an interview with Jesse Ventura the other day. What a, uhm, like he just turned 70. Yeaah. Wow. But I mean, he's, I think he's just funny. It'd be fun to have him as the father of the show.


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[Assistant] He's a very interesting guy. He's a delight though too, he's funny, he's got a good sense of humor.


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[Assistant] He's an interesting dude. He's got a very interesting life.


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[Assistant] Then, like, they were not making good money. There's, there's probably still, there's no health benefits, there's no, you know, within it, you're, you just, he was talking about, I, I worked 63 days in a row.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you know, uh, cause you had to, and, and he talked about unionizing with the other wrestlers. Like he was like starting to lead, they're trying to like motivate them to do it.


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[Assistant] I guess he was even talking to McMay and he's like, I know what the secret is when you're rest.


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[Assistant] Schwarzenegger got him in Running Man and Predator within like a year's time.


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[Assistant] And all of a sudden he was in the Screen Actors Guild, so he was unionized, you know. And he had all the power he wanted to be like, fuck you to wrestling and, you know. And then went into politics. Went into politics. Yea, that's right, forgot about that. And then he was the governor of Minnesota, and he was a god damn, for a third party.


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[Assistant] But I met him when I was a kid at my elementary school. He was like, you know, back when he was a wrestler, he was coming around with some people. He was like, yeah, big part of Minnesota.


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[Assistant] Interestingly, the whole wrestling world, especially back in the 80s, existed primarily in Minnesota and Charlotte area.


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[Assistant] Do you remember back in the Studio F days when Noobs, yourself, and when we had our friends that were...


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[Assistant] Kid, you gotta, gotta get out of here. That'd be a fun wrestling character, the sub. You got like all the, like the, you know, like the mask on. All like the bondage gear. Like you go out and you just let


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[Assistant] So uhm, final, uh, topic. Okay. Uh, what are we gonna do with Jack, for real, when he gets back?


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[Assistant] No, no, no, Neebs couldn't hear, didn't hear back from him, so that's all I heard. That was the last I heard.


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[Assistant] I wonder if it would alert the police. You know what it makes me think of? When you're playing Warzone and someone's got a bounty on you and it goes to free. You're like where the fuck is it?


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[Assistant] I'll remember the one I got, I got the lobster roll. Don't get the lobster roll. Don't. It's not that good. Yeah. Uh-uh. It's also fucking cold.


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[Assistant] Yeah, come hang out in our hotel rooms. No.


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[Assistant] Well, I would say we should tell the audience today we have decided we're going back to Ark. We were on the fence about it, but today we made it official. Pulsar will be cancelled, and we're bringing Ark back.


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[Assistant] It's been a lot of fun. I am still loving Darkness Falls. Love it. Yeah, me too. Wonderful. Great mod.


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[Assistant] The only downside is like the time some shit takes to make. I started making something today. I was like, oh, I'm gonna have to have this to show off by the end of the episode. Nope. I was like, started cooking it. Seventy-something minutes. Right. Like, fuck, alright, this is a next episode-er.


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[Assistant] But yeaah, I'm, uh, curious to see how this horde base works. I think we gotta plan for more horde base action. I'm curious toooooo.


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[Assistant] You just said favorite, no? One of my favorites was the, uh, the Journey's End, the one Dora made, where I think, God, maybe a minute into it it failed. Like the zombies just started coming into the- That's a crowd thing. They weren't-


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[Assistant] Especially early on, because, you know, right now we don't have all the vehicles we need, you still feel kind of vulnerable. Dude, there's so much in this. The food's starting to get there, but yea.


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[Assistant] They take forever. Oh yea, no, the shit I'm able to make in a game, I'm excited to make, I wanna make everything just to see it. We haven't even cracked the surface. Oh I know, yea.


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[Assistant] You hit a point where you're like, okay, like once you hit the point where you have everything and you know, I mean, the whore nights are still a challenge, but you don't need to go out and do as much shit anymore. Then it kind of becomes like, hmm, I don't know what we do.


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[Assistant] There's like demons, which we've seen a demon in the last Horde Knight, but apparently there's like special types of guns and ammo that are better against demons.


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[Assistant] I'm excited, but I'm also worried. Not really worried, but. Because of the heat? Yeaah, it's gonna be like 93.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Nah, I think I'll be okay. I'm gonna have my kid there, that's my, I think that's my worry. It's like, oh fuck. You gotta deal with a whiny, like- A little whiny teenager. Yeah. That won't shut the fuck up. Just gonna like, oh god. I'm hot. Yeah. I just need to bring more liquor bottles to throw at her. Get in the water.


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[Assistant] The camera site we got is right on the water, so yeaah, we'll be able to hop in, splash ourselves.


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[Assistant] We hope it works. Anthony's got it figured out. The microphone on his phone is not bad, because we were talking about taking some of the mics down there, but when we heard that we were like, that's good enough. That'll work for camping. You'd think. Camping stream, why not? You would think. You would think.


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[Assistant] Yeah, for me, camping, especially when hot, hot days, you've gotta have some water nearby. Oh, I understand. I do.


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[Assistant] Just for the, yeaah, just for the stream night. We hop in the camper, we drive.


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[Assistant] Now here's the best setup, two RVs, editing stations in the RV, so we can edit shit as we're traveling.


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[Assistant] We can coordinate that with enough venues to do a couple of live shows while we're out and about.


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[Assistant] That's all you need. Where's that at again? Which one is better?


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[Assistant] Of course, yeaah, yeaah. Just one of those, yeaah. Oh yeaah, it's a nerdy thing, but it's fun. Yeaah, like you said, I've never played Dungeons and Dragons, but I would imagine that's what a good deal is.


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[Assistant] I did something pretty nerdy, uh, it was Anthony and Aztec, yea, we went, uh, to the local theater here in town. They were showing the, uh, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. And then afterwards they had like a- Filmed here. Yea, filmed here in Wilmington. And then afterwards, yea, they had like a Q&A session with a bunch of the people that worked on the movie.


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[Assistant] It was pretty interesting. Uhm, one of the things I guess Jim Henson and the crew came in, they were in charge of doing the turtles. And at first they were doing remote controls for all the faces. So they had the turtles, the eyes and the mouths all rigged up where guys could hold a remote and control it that way.


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[Assistant] Right, so they ended up taking all those shit out of the faces and doing it old school by running pipes in there. Anytime you see a turtle on screen, it's like chest up.


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[Assistant] All the guys, all the guys that are in the costume apparently are in the movie too. Oh, gotcha. Like they have little bit parts, like I guess Raphael rolls across a cab and the guy's like, what was that? Eh, I don't know, looks like a giant turtle. You said you're going to, uh, Manhattan? Okay. Okay. Yeah, like those guys are the guys that were dressed.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but I guess the first one for a decade was the highest grossing indie film. Wow. Like of all time, that first Ninja Turtles movie. Holy shit. These guys, and it's fun listening to the crew because they had no idea what they're making. They get the job and it's like, what are you working on? Uh, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's about some turtles and a rat.


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[Assistant] And, uh, they get ki- I don't know. It's a job. It's a job. Yeah, just not knowing. And then, you know, comes out years later as like, the biggest movie of all time! Like, Jesus Christ. That's a trip.


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[Assistant] I mean, I'm a child of the 80s, so I mean, my experience going to see Mario Brothers, even as a kid, was, what the fuck is this? This isn't Mario Brothers. But my experience seeing Turtles was, this is great, this is the Turtles. Because their characters were the same as they were in the show, in the cartoon. Which Mario was based on a video game, so it's a little different.


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[Assistant] It was nothing like the source material, whereas at least turtles...


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[Assistant] At the time? Probably yes. It might well be. Yeaah.


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[Assistant] And watching the movie, it's totally all over the place, like some moments it takes itself really serious, other moments it's like it's a kids movie, so it's totally weird. But it holds up, it has the emotion behind it, you know, there are moments where, you know, characters actually feel something and you're like, oh, I can relate to these guys. Not Mario, Jesus Christ, I can't relate to him.


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[Assistant] No, even my daughter, cause I watched that maybe two years ago, and my daughter didn't say anything about the special effects looking fake until the CG stuff popped up, the additions. And they was like, that looks fake. And I'm like, yes it does.


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[Assistant] When I was, when I was really young, I was working for my family. I had a lot of people that was like, shit, Hey, this family owns a business. You're part of the family. You fucking work here. And it was funny.


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[Assistant] Probably 14-15. Okay. Alright. Kinda short, kinda dorky, kinda chubby. It looked like, you know, yea, it's a very sheltered video game kid.


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[Assistant] It's like, you know, hey, I want to refill on a drink. And he just, you know, he went, I had iced tea. And then he went and he brings me another cup full of tea with no ice in it. There you go. Because it's like, I'll just dump it into your old one. And I was like, the ice is almost gone in my old one.


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[Assistant] God, I bet the majority of people listening right now are like, fuck yeah, do that. All we need is Simon to be like, yeah, that sounds fun. I'll give that a shot.


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[Assistant] If those people cannot fight us, they can only be recon for you and someone to talk to.


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[Assistant] Maybe we'll have like this special chest in there, it's like, that's what we have to get to the, you know.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we'll figure that out, but it'll be kind of a flattish map so there can't be all these nooks we can hide in. You know, whatever's easiest for you, but makes sense overall. That's right, cause you can't


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[Assistant] No, we are. I think we should stick to around that. What do you guys think out there?


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[Assistant] Hey, Absro. Yo! That one, uh, speaking of arc, since it's topical here, what was that, uh, that new creature you saw?


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[Assistant] It's still pretty damn big. Not that big compared to like a Ragnarok. So, we'll figure that out. Alright.


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[Assistant] Okay. I'll be lobbying. Yeah. So uhm, where do you want to go into next, Simon?


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[Assistant] Would you like to go into your near death last night? That's right. You almost died. Almost died. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Just not allergic to bees anymore. You know what bothers me the most about this? And I do love me. I love bees. They're fucking amazing, right? Yeah.


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[Assistant] You didn't do anything. Yeah. To agitate it.


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[Assistant] And Wasp, obviously a little bit more understandable, uh, they're a lot more aggressive and, and, and ornery. Which just seemed out of nowhere. Yeah. Just like, mmm, this, this guy. I'm gonna stink with this guy. What the hell? Those pieces of shit, they're just mad this year for some reason. Damn Wasp. Yeah. Damn it. Did you guys do anything fun for...


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[Assistant] It was a pretty good chill weekend, but uhm, the weekend prior, Simon and I, speaking of dying, I almost killed a man.


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[Assistant] Yeah, we went, we did a golf tournament for that birdies movie I did and uh, it was a great turnout and it was a great day for golf. It was beautiful weather. It was, it was a lot of fun. We had 84 people in the tournament. It was, and we were teamed up with a couple of fun guys that were much better than us. Thank God. Cause we're playing best ball. The every, the team shoots from whoever's ball went.


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[Assistant] It is down to that, but we were, right before the tournament started, and I brought another friend, uh, Jeff, uhm, who was on a different team, and he had a-


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[Assistant] Yeah, practice up, yeah. Yeah, a little bit, a little warm up. My first ball of the day just shanked it wide right. It, you know, it just went almost straight right. And, uh, that's where the pitching green is for, for practice. And, uh, and I was like, oh shit, there's a guy. Four! I hit his ass.


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[Assistant] I said four and I kind of like raised my hand and I felt like a fucking douche and I was like God that's not the energy I want to start this tournament with. Was there a bounce or a direct hit? It was a bounce. There was a bounce.


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[Assistant] You had a monster putt toward the end. That was your hero putt. It was a really long putt.


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[Assistant] It was so great. It was really, really fun. But, uh, we regroup, uh, Simon and I see everyone at the end. Jeff, hey, how was your round, Jeff? He's like, oh, I broke a picture window.


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[Assistant] It's, but no. No, no, no. There's gotta be like, there'd have to be intent and they'd have to prove it's your ball. Like you'd never, you should never admit it.


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[Assistant] Now we've got uhm, everyone except Thicc is here. We've got Simon, uh, Dora, myself, Apster is right across the room and Niebs is uh, here as well.


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[Assistant] Well, I'm not pulling your leg. I'm not even near you. But now we're recording our podcast. We figured we'd answer this sweet Mint Mobile phone. It worked out really well, I see. MintMobile.com slash Neebs. Thanks, Ryan.


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[Assistant] No, it's all good. I mean, it is Simon's fault he made things weird. But, uh, you have any questions or anything you'd like while you have the opportunity?


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[Assistant] Well dude, yeaah, thank you for calling and I appreciate all that love.


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[Assistant] We'll catch you later, man. Everybody's so nice. So damn nice. See, I'm an asshole. I don't know how to take it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, well, there you go. Where were we before we were rudely interrupted? Oh, we were talking about, oh, the golf thing and blah, blah, blah. But yeah, Memorial Day weekend, nice chill weekend. I'm going to go see one of my bucket list bands this weekend downtown. St. Paul and the Broken Bones. Really? Can't say I've heard of them.


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[Assistant] Is that what they're named after? No, no, no. They're, he's from like, uh, Alabama or something too, I think. All right. Oh dude, like if you've never,


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[Assistant] This guy's voice is insane. Okay. Uhm, but they're opening up for Fitz and the Tantrums. It's not a real expensive show. Like if... Is that at the amphitheater down hill? At the Live Oak. Okay. Rock and roll. Sold out? No, not even close to anything. I'm just saying, it's like, nah, it's gonna be a, it's gonna be a great show.


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[Assistant] That is pretty dope. Yeaah. Look at you bringing in some weird sign shit like I usually do, Neebs.


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[Assistant] Wood shirts. Wood shirts are coming back, y'all.


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[Assistant] You know cats are responsible for making 73 different species extinct that we know of. Geez. Which is pretty, uh, you know, cause they're not supposed to be, uh.


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[Assistant] Everywhere, but uhm, and like all the strays outside and stuff like that, there's this one island, I forget what it's called. Cat Island. There was this wren on the island that was... A wren, okay. Yeah, but it had no natural predators on the island, and they lost their ability to fly over the, you know...


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[Assistant] Millennia, whatever. And then this one cat, a pregnant cat, got brought to the island. And that's all it needed. By Ren of this island. Ren only existed there, so it was just, you know, you know how that went down. Anyway, I love cats though.


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[Assistant] But uh, but leave them inside. All they want to go outside for is uhm, is to kill. I mean that's the only reason they want to be, all they want to do is kill.


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[Assistant] Uh, you put on the board, next, what were you, uh, where'd you wanna go next there, Simon?


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[Assistant] Simon and I have been watching this show, I told him about, that I heard from a friend that's on HBO called Winning Time.


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[Assistant] But Adam, Adam McKay, uh, direct, er, is like, it's his show. Okay. The guy who did The Big Short. Big Short guy, he's a really good director. Very good director. Yes, Adam McKay. This show has that vibe, it's called Winning Time, it's about, like, Magic Johnson and the Lakers when, uh, early 80s Lakers.


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[Assistant] One fun fact, uh, the new owner wanted, John C. Reilly's character wanted, uh, is just a fun little just tidbit about how crazy the whole, that time was for the Lakers and stuff and how they were going all L.A. with the teams, like, image and stuff, you know?


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[Assistant] They got these, the first, like, I guess sexy cheerleaders that weren't doing the, the Rockettes kinda kicks and stuff like that, you know, that whole old school cliche shit. They brought the sexy dancing and stuff, and the very first Lakers girl cheerleader, none other than Paula Abdul. No shit. Yeah, that's wild.


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[Assistant] Neat. But, uh, three, uh, well, Anthony and you went yesterday and I went with the lady. We saw the new Top Gun. Oh yeaah, Tom Cruise flying around


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[Assistant] I was wondering how they, uh, got that data, so that makes sense. Interesting. There you go.


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[Assistant] Yeah, and they're so tiny, so it doesn't like stick out hugely or anything, but there was a good chunk of time before you moved on and hit it.


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[Assistant] It does. And that's good. I don't know how I feel about, cause the first one that came up in that particular episode was Thix, after you, you shot him in the...


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[Assistant] It's up to the editor. Yeah. That's what I brought it up for.


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[Assistant] Last as far as like most deaths. I've got that. I've got that.


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[Assistant] Back, so really, I'd be curious. That's what I'm really enjoying about, uh, watching these episodes because I've since forgotten, like. Yep. Cause they're so far in the future. Done. Yeah.


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[Assistant] I'm out right away. I'm out right away. And that's fine, but. Not necessarily. Of course. You can find the best POI that has a lot of, and you could be safe, safer than the rest of us.


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[Assistant] That'd be cool though, I'm all about it man. Let's make it happen. Yeah, let's make it happen. What do you think? I think we're getting a call!


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[Assistant] So all you gotta do is say thanks for watching and listening and we'll catch you next time.


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[Assistant] Alright. So eh, Ark. Don't beat yourself up. Yeah. Alright. Ark, yeah, we're done. We're not done, we're taking a break. Well, yeah, I would say taking a break. We're done with Genesis.


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[Assistant] I know you, that's so weird of you to like, to like, scorched earth.


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[Assistant] Was you could do PVP and PVE, but still have those objectives and those mysterious things that you can seek out.


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[Assistant] Yeaah. Do it. Do it. Look, I brought it up.


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[Assistant] Before the podcast, it was just something interesting that I heard.


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[Assistant] Yeah, so Cost Plus Drug Company is what it's called.


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[Assistant] Imatinibib. That's perfect. Yep. Uh, normally it costs $2,500, uh, but you can get it here for $17.10.


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[Assistant] Find your medication, ask your doctor to send us a prescription, receive your meds.


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[Assistant] How I'm guessing that. That's perfect.


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[Assistant] Nine hundred and forty dollars, normally. But, you get it here for thirty-two. They give you five dollars.


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[Assistant] Well, uh, like when I had that, uh, procedure back in June? Yeah. Uh, brain surgery. Yeah. Yeah, I hear that's cheap. The bill was $100,000, a little over, and then they're like, oh, we'll take some off because you had some ghetto insurance. I was like, oh, it's still quite a bit. Did you?


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[Assistant] Yeah, yeah, actually the anesthesiologist I believe was, uh, $7,500.


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[Assistant] And, hey, luckily, luckily I recovered well and fast. Otherwise, I would have been in there seven days.


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[Assistant] Well no, I told him, I was like, hey, I'm fine, like, give this bed to somebody else.


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[Assistant] You know, there's those hospitals now or I guess just medical centers that do things a la carte and that's how I found out about MRIs. You go to Charleston, 400 bucks a pop for an MRI. I think I told you about that.


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[Assistant] I was just messing with people. I was like, Hey, what do you guys think of Karabas? Just in the chat, you know?


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[Assistant] What's your favorite Tuscan delight from, and I, I said player of the game gets a $50 Carrabba's gift card, but you got to tell me your favorite dish and people were like messaging me and uh, I got player of the game. Oh nice. So no one got it. Oh yeah.


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[Assistant] My dog, Bear. It was his seventh birthday!


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[Assistant] I wish he could stay forever. Yeah. If I could make him immortal. Yeah. Heartbeat. You can clone him.


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[Assistant] It's, it's probably not real leather, but it's got, it's like a varsity jacket. Yeah. I got you. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. But that's when they were in Los Angeles. Yeah. Cause they've moved around a bunch. They have. So then they were back. I thought they were San Diego.


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[Assistant] But I hate Ohio. I love Los Angeles. Actually, you couldn't pay me enough money to live there right now. So Super Bowl is this Sunday. Coming up.


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[Assistant] Yes, they are. I still have mine. I won't go back to anything else. Not a clunky, you know, leather wallet. I've got that slim, like boom, I'm from the future. I love it.


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[Assistant] Yeah, with Battle Royales the stakes are higher, you can't just respawn and come back and fight. I don't have a sense of, there's no adrenaline rush with any of the other shooters.


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[Assistant] But yeah. Going back to the subject that we started on. Yeah.


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[Assistant] So we're talking about like, say we got into seven days and we did that versus thing. I don't know how that would work because it's not all, it's not just a versus like if it's me and Eves versus Apsro and Duralias and Simon.


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[Assistant] Well, I guess the other option is going, just doing it.


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[Assistant] So alone. Done like the show. I've never watched it, but I hear you guys speak about it a lot. It's great.


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[Assistant] An indie video game? Yeah. We get these emails all the time from like TinyBuild and all these different companies. It's like, hey, play Super Whacko Guy. It's like, his generic name is like, did you really name it that? But it's fun. It's fun.


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[Assistant] I guess this is a little bit of a behind the scenes for us. We'll get emails like, hey, here's a new game coming out. It's an indie game. And a lot of them really, really look bad. It's like,


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[Assistant] Friends vs. Friends. Yeaah. I mean that could be the progression like we do alone, then FVF, then all together again.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you might have some resources on you that I want, and I might just dome you across the map and get it!


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[Assistant] Especially you. This is a little bit behind the scenes. You, a lot of times, have your HUD off and you're too worried about, I wanna get an extra shot for the editor rather than play this game. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck up in front of everybody.


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[Assistant] So do you think, I wonder how many of us will make it to Horde Night, the first one? I'm already there. Already made it. Oh, congratulations. Look, it could be a short series.


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[Assistant] 10 items including food. Are these people with a loan, are these people that already know survival skills in the wilderness? Yes. Yeah. So should we start at level zero then? Yeah.


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[Assistant] Probably not. And we should get stuff. These people aren't starting at level zero alone, right?


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[Assistant] Okay, here's another thing. Do we play on the basic map or? I think so. Cause I think it's so different now.


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[Assistant] Okay, real quick, just going to the map thing. You know, with the, what is it, Navis game?


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[Assistant] So your thing, but that's just my opinion. Yeah, cause somebody's, if somebody's in the desert, or the snow, like right away, I mean the stakes are pretty high. They are, get out of there. You'd put, you'd wanna put the, yeah.


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[Assistant] That's a show in itself, like we, we throw somebody out of an airplane blindfolded and they gotta guess when they're supposed to pull the chute. I guess you just pull it right away, that's it, you just pull it early.


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[Assistant] It's like, okay, we'll draft you. Uhm, you know, the first pick in the ARK 2022 draft.


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[Assistant] FIC44 picks Haunt Slider, or just, you know, members from our community who we've played before. Or, or even maybe other Youtubers, or... Neib's picks Markiplier! But he's not there, cause he doesn't know us.


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[Assistant] I didn't know Mr. Snoots was playing. I'd like to draft Mr. Snoots. Really? Yea.


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[Assistant] Oh, he's Mr. Snoots. Yes. Shit! Take it back, I'm gonna go back to Hans Leiter or Zula-face. We're not a bad team. We're not.


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[Assistant] Well, what I'm thinking is because you have that dog, that Huxley dog, you can tell that thing where to go. So imagine if you had somebody in your squad who was a bot and you were squad leader, you could say, okay, go over there.


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[Assistant] It's funny watching the bots, like, pointing, just at a side of a wall, like, and just looking, or crouching, like in a corner, facing the corner with their gun, like, you know, like they're gonna shoot the corner.


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[Assistant] It could be fun, but based on our current numbers. Right. Probability and possibility.


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[Assistant] That goes home with you. That goes home with you. What else is happening? Our office is almost complete with the transition. It's getting there for sure.


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[Assistant] So we have a lot more space, we have a dedicated stream room, and we're going to have a video come out that's going to be like kind of a before and after.


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm, I feel much better right now cause it's, it was just so cluttered and shitty and our bathroom still sucks, but we're gonna take care of that.


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[Assistant] It's not sad, it's just like wow, we're uh, yeaah. I can see it on fa- like, there are some people that I went to high school with.


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[Assistant] Actually, one guy who is a grade under me, who looks like he could be my dad, like his age. He has aged so poorly. It's like, what has happened? Have you just been in a, like, one of those things where the dehydrator that makes beef jerky? He's been in that since we graduated.


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[Assistant] Also, when you have a kid, eventually you're putting a driver on the road. Another driver. And if you don't like traffic, don't add to traffic.


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[Assistant] Incredible infrastructure project. I did see a fun meme that was like in 2021 we're going to have flying cars and it said 2021 and it was just an image of some app that locates where McRibs are.


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[Assistant] I forget where I was traveling, but I was like, oh, I should rent a Tesla.


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[Assistant] You know, relationships are tough in general, but when you have somebody who clearly has no regard for anybody else on the road, and does not let them know. Like, she was doing this to like, neighbors. She's not gonna listen to this. No one's gonna listen to this. My new girlfriend's gonna listen to this and laugh.


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[Assistant] Um, but, oh, yeaah, I can't stand somebody who doesn't use their fucking blinker. And when I'm in the car with somebody, I'm like, you use that fucking blinker right now. Yeaah. Get out of the car and apologize to the person behind you.


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[Assistant] I used to go through, like, for me it was like, NASCAR. It's like, green light, we're going! But, there was one day where I saw a person like that in front of me, and they-


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[Assistant] And see, I just want to play Madden, that's my chill game. And uh, and I, yeaah, I don't have a PS4. I don't want a PS4, I want the PS5.


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[Assistant] PS4. No, I don't want it. I want PS5. Okay. Well, you can't have one.


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[Assistant] Oh perfect. Well, it was a good day to just...


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[Assistant] Or like a best friend that you ended up dating her boyfriend. Huh? Or something. What? Back up, what'd you just say? I think it's a good analogy, why aren't we all on this? I don't know, what did you just say? Like let's say, Dralis is dating somebody, and then they break up, she breaks up with him, and then now she and I are getting married. Why?


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[Assistant] The only guy that dies on day one could be Simon.


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[Assistant] Yeah. I thought about you laying in bed that night. Yeah, I thought about me laying in bed too. I was like, ah, I bet.


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[Assistant] I do, if I take a vacation, it's usually in the winter because I like it here in the summer. No problem with being home in the summer. We have a beach. Right. It's warm. Even in the fall, it's nice here. Fall's fine. Look, I'm happy all the way up through December, but January and February, ugh, don't want to be here.


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[Assistant] Yeah, listen, so I'll sum up what happened. Uhm, took a cruise, virgin voyages, which I highly recommend.


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[Assistant] So they've been building all this stuff behind our back. They had stuff walled off and you couldn't see it. And then boom, they opened it and there's this whole like, like several hallways off to the right.


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[Assistant] That leads you around to that same terminal, cause the other terminal's not open yet, but this huge walkway, it seemed like it just popped up out of nowhere.


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[Assistant] So I flew through LaGuardia, think it was terminal B, they need to split that, if I'm, if I remember correctly, but whatever terminal I was in, they're telling you you're in the same terminal, but there was about a 45 minute walk from where I was to the next place with hallways, I'm like, just give it another letter.


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[Assistant] The thing is the mask thing. Get rid of the mask. Once we're past that, people have less to be mad about. And bring back drinking.


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[Assistant] They can do that, that'd be fun. Man, you better jump on that before this is over.


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[Assistant] Okay, so we get there a day early because you don't want to fly in the day of your cruise if you can help it.


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[Assistant] Amazing. Sweet. So that was night one. We only had two stops. Wasn't too long of a cruise. Went to Cozumel. Oh, I love that.


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[Assistant] Man, this thing, the gears on this thing, this was a manual shift. All the gears are about one centimeter apart. So you make one wrong move, you're in the wrong gear. That's not good. And this thing, the pedals, everything, it's just wonky. I call it elgelop.


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[Assistant] I just wanted Dune Buggy. I thought it would make the experience more fun. It actually did. I loved it. We were kind of laughing about El Jalapo the whole way. Right. But it got us there. We went to Mr. Sancho's, which is probably a regular stop for a lot of folks. You go there, they got pools, they got beer, they got food. Uh, it's all included.


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[Assistant] A nice beach. All included with what? With the entry. It's like a hundred bucks or something you get in. Oh, okay. And you got the whole day.


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[Assistant] Nice. So yea, I just, I just wanted to get out of the cold, into somewhere warm, jump in the water. So what was it like, water tap?


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[Assistant] Shit, Cozumel should have been nice. You had a little brisk when you jumped in, but as soon as you jumped in, you're good. Lucky bitch. Yeaah, you won there. Yeaah. No, it was, uh, it was good. We had, uh, Day at Sea was nice too. Listen, this cruise, boat's amazing, brand new. This cruise holds like 2,000, 2,500 people. Okay. 2,500, uhm, with passengers.


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[Assistant] It kind of, I mean, depending, like you would be in places where there would be nobody. But then you would find where the action is at. People kind of would group together a little bit just so it feels like a party. Make sure there's life left.


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[Assistant] Yeah, but this cruise to me, like I, I mean, I like Carnival Cruise too because it's such a good deal. But this cruise is a little more, and uhm. Worth it though? But yeah, but it includes more. Like all your tips are covered. Oh yeah. I don't know, if you like sodas, that's included.


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[Assistant] No, this cruise is, uh, they do their food a little different, like you don't...


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[Assistant] Most cruises, you have like a cafeteria area or a buffet or something, and then there's like dining times. They give you your dining time, you sit with people and you choose what's on the menu. This boat has, I don't know, six, seven, eight restaurants, or maybe more, all over the boat, and you just go wherever you want. Whenever. Nice. Sit down, they serve you. It's all included. That's what people want.


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[Assistant] We had to be tested before we flew. We had to be tested before we got on the boat. Everybody on the boat had to be vaccinated and boosted and everything. And then it was only 400 out of 2500. I felt like safer there than at home. That's awesome. The trip to Target.


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[Assistant] Good, I'm glad we got these therapeutics now to help get people through this stuff. Let's get through this mess.


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[Assistant] Yeah, he's got a pig heart, you know? That sounds like something they'd say.


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[Assistant] Now my question when I was reading this and I didn't see anything about it, pigs live I think 20 years. Do they? I had no idea.


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[Assistant] We can kinda talk about our truffle experience back in, where were we, Hollywood? Mhm, yes. Was it me and you? Yeah, you and I were there. We ordered a steak with the truffle thing on it, and I don't know, I couldn't even taste the truffle.


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[Assistant] Can I go back to LaGuardia for a second while he's looking that up? Yeah. LaGuardia. So from LaGuardia's airport, you can see the skyline of Manhattan from certain windows. Simon, have you looked at the skyline lately?


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[Assistant] I think that's what I heard. Okay. And 66,000 per pound. It's like a few floors, every so many floors, they leave them empty or just put maintenance floors. And apparently that doesn't count towards height. Listen, this is just something I heard. Why doesn't it? That's height. Well, there's loopholes.


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[Assistant] And listen, don't, don't quote me on this, cause this is something I thought I heard.


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[Assistant] But this building, which I don't even know it's name, usually if it's like a super crazy, you're like, oh, that's the... That's the something something tower. That's the CN tower.


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[Assistant] So there's like two or three buildings that are just like, boom, just sticking out like crazy. You're like, what is that? What is that? How do I not know the name of that building? Usually if it's the tallest, you know the name of it. Usually. You keep up with tallest.


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[Assistant] Uh huh. And the internet goes wild. Not really.


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[Assistant] Listen man, I could go on and on. I had such a great time. Listen, we're behind a computer a lot. And to go like a whole week without a computer and to be in the sun and swimming.


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[Assistant] How much is your routine about Simon? About what? Simon? Uh, none. Uh, none much. How much?


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[Assistant] Most of my memories of Simon could be a routine, I think. Cause like, if you went on stage and you go, hey, so I got a friend that likes to flush Slim Jims down the toilet.


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[Assistant] You gotta take notes. So uhm, I thought of something that I thought was funny. It was probably rude, but uhm, when I was going through


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[Assistant] Yeah, I'm like, I will put on every shirt in this bag if I have to. And I was telling my wife, I was like, I might look like a bag lady by the time we get there.


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[Assistant] Just go with it, okay? Go with it, alright. So I said I might look like a bag lady by the time we get there, and my instinct was to turn to the lady behind me and say, no offense, because she looked crazy. But then I thought, that would be rude. Don't say that. Yeaah. Wow. But it'd be funny. She was crazy looking now.


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[Assistant] Like, she didn't, like, the hair didn't matter.


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[Assistant] Clothes were crazy, I'm sure she was a great person, but it was funny that my mind said don't say bag lady out loud in front of this lady.


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[Assistant] Because we spoke about her. Yeah, wherever she is, she was one of the greatest. When they were doing that whole seatbelt routine, she looked like she was doing a magic trick.


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[Assistant] I don't check bags. At the gate, you could say, yeah, you get one bag or something like that. Then they started saying, nope, all bags cost money. And now everybody brings the biggest suitcase they can fit onto the plane. It's true. And the overheads are just, it's a problem.


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[Assistant] Sometimes you don't even get to sit beside the person you're flying with. Because they're trying to sell all these different seats at different...


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[Assistant] I wish we had tunnels and underground tunnel trains. Like New York to LA.


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[Assistant] My mom mentioned that she likes to color. Your mom did? Yea.


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[Assistant] Look, the first thing that popped in my head. What are you gonna spawn? Just beef jerky. You gonna spawn some beef jerky?


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[Assistant] I'll be going. You'll be gone. Yeaah, I leave Tuesday.


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[Assistant] I still use mine. I won't go back to anything else. Not a clunky leather wallet. I've got that slim, like boom, I'm from the future. Yeah, I love it.


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[Assistant] Were y'all saying something how I walked away? No! Are you okay?


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[Assistant] He's got a very obvious good point. I actually felt terrible last night, but I feel good now. Like I feel fine except for this, you know, it's not a cool left over cough.


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[Assistant] By the way, I actually listened to one of our podcasts.


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[Assistant] We talk a lot over each other. Right. Do you notice that? There's five of us. I feel like we should be more mindful of it because, like, I wanted to turn us off.


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[Assistant] I think if I was doing TV too, I wouldn't watch my TV shows.


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[Assistant] Yeah, cause I've been listening to some other podcasts with multiple people and they're courteous enough not to- How many people? Probably three. Three, four?


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[Assistant] Yeah, but they're so courteous enough to not, like, talk over us. We're just assholes, that's the problem. Well, it's not that, we just need to be more mindful and be fucking perf- No, I'm not even gonna say that word, we can't do that.


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[Assistant] Got scolded by the parents and now I feel weird the rest of the way. Well, no. The audience is now gonna watch us evolve into something better. Hopefully. And then go back down. Next week we'll go down.


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[Assistant] Okay, Andralis, you don't wanna improve on what we've done. That's, that's where you-


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[Assistant] Let's switch gears here to each of you. What was the last thing that you did that was like super fun that was outside of gaming?


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[Assistant] And that's where I found out that my kids were fucking stupid. Oh really? Because they're like...


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[Assistant] Just being outside, even though, like, I think my body is getting adjusted to cold, like, too much. I don't like it, because before I, you know, minus 70 degrees, hypothermia.


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[Assistant] Mhm, like neeps. Uhm, but I was like, they're like, oh bundle up!


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[Assistant] I was like, man, I'm hot. I'm taking off all my clothes and. You were busy though. You were, you know, focused. But skeet shooting was a blast. No pun intended. But you guys ever been skeet shooting? Many times. Yes. Nope. Have fun. Yeaah. Let's go skeet shooting.


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[Assistant] Needs gaming, skeet shooting trip.


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[Assistant] Fun. Nice. Nice. Did you do the Star Wars Galaxy's Edge?


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[Assistant] It was like ten. Well we drove to Nashville, and that's supposed to be ten, but it was twelve, because there was mountain construction, like- Uh oh. It was, yeaah, Constr- Thanksgiving weekend. Just sitting in traffic there. Oh god. Like at least it was like pretty, and you're not looking at like, bullshit. Yeaah. But, yeaah.


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[Assistant] This is a throwback to our last podcast talking about my ex-wife who didn't know how to use her turn signal. She didn't know there was one.


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[Assistant] They do look like, it looks like, uh, uh, what is that stuff, uh, pirate's booty.


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[Assistant] Now the end of that trailer, and I know it's just a video game, but he's like, son, get down and starts blasting a shotgun over his head. Yeah, that's smart. I'm sure that kid has tinnitus forever.


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[Assistant] Now there's another venue in town, the Wilson Center. Oh yeaah. It's, what, $1,500? $1,700? Um, but expensive. So, we would, we didn't go with them.


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[Assistant] Because they also wanted like a cut of merchandise, a cut of everything. Have you guys, have any of you been to a show?


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[Assistant] But, we will let you guys know when those tickets will go on sale. Oh yea.


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[Assistant] I wonder what the data is on Disney fights, like how many fights occur in Disney per year?


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[Assistant] But, but yeaah, what is it? Please tell us.


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[Assistant] That's the amount of people that go through that park. I know a guy that died, I don't know him, but I've heard of a guy that died at Cedar Point up in Sandusky, Ohio, a large roller coaster park. Uh, I think he lost his wallet or his cell phone while he was on a ride.


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[Assistant] Well, I'll ask my cousin. She does their cyber security, but she might have some intel on. Yeah, I'm sure that.


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[Assistant] Is it coined the happiest place on earth? Is that, or is it somewhere else?


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[Assistant] Yeah, what about you guys? What are you doing? Christmas I'm staying home, but New Year's I think I'm going to the mountains. That's a good call. I gotta figure it out.


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[Assistant] Yeah, waiting on one PC. I just talked to Noah at Zydex, and we are waiting on one PC. Our spectator, er, actually it's Duralis' PC, cause yeah, we had some issues with the RAM.


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[Assistant] I've been playing with some friends at home. I just started this survival game I found on Steam called Volcanoids. Uhm, the idea, you start out and you take over a drill ship and this is it. It looks like a, uhm, a ship with a big drilled bit.


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[Assistant] Happy Tuesday, Anthony. Yeaah. But uhm, you take over this drill, and as you progress through the game, you slowly upgrade the drill, uh, you know, better drill head, uhm, you make the drill longer, you install modules on it,


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[Assistant] Um, but it has a good amount of the survival and kind of crafting element that we're used to, uh, without all the fucking food and water. You don't have to worry about that. But it also has like, uh, the combat's fun. You get some, you get like a revolver and you got shotgun. You can eventually get an SMG and the shooting works really well.


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[Assistant] It looks pretty. Yeah, I like the style of it. But the whole idea, like, it actually has, like, a final goal. Like, you're a team of people that have gone to an island, and this island has a volcano on it that erupts every 25-30 minutes. And you're trying to figure out why.


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[Assistant] It's got a cool, uh, eh, the volcano, um, pops off, yeaah, again, every 25-30 minutes, but right after that, when you, uh, you drill underground to hide from the volcano, and then when you drill back up, like the entire island, all the trees are dead and everything's covered in ash. So it just looks like a, a, you know, a wasteland.


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[Assistant] And then over the course of 25 minutes, everything turns green again.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, but it's still early access, they're still working on it, but it's got some promise. Uhm, yeaah, I've been having a lot of fun playing old Volcanoids.


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[Assistant] Yeah, uhm, the biggest thing I have right now, at least what I don't like is, uh, you can't customize your character. Everyone looks the same. Which to me is confusing. Sure. I don't like it. I like to be able to look over and like, oh, that character is colored green. That's Nieves. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Which, you know, this kinda works the same way. There is always the name up top. But, I mean, I like that visual cue. Absolutely.


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[Assistant] Get on that character customization. It is coming. I looked on their steam updates or whatever. It is something that they're working on, it seems like. The ability to customize the way your character dresses or whatever.


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[Assistant] Yeah, you get a good feel. It's got a good gameplay loop. Cause, uh, when the volcano pops up, you can drill underground. And then when you're underground, you can actually take the drill and move around the island.


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[Assistant] But you're underground, so you might run up against a rock that you can't get through. Because you didn't upgrade yet. You haven't upgraded your drill bit yet, so you gotta upgrade the tip of the drill, like, okay, now we can drill through this rock, now we can get to this different section of the map.


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[Assistant] No, yeah, it seems like gathering materials is pretty easy. Easy like Simon easy?


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[Assistant] It's, it doesn't like, it doesn't feel grindy and that's what I like about it right now. There's never been a moment where like, oh, we gotta go out and collect all this shit. It's always like, wow, we have enough of this right now. We might want to get more on our next adventure when we're out like destroying an enemy drill ship or something. Yeah. Yeah. It hasn't, yeah, it hasn't felt grindy. It always feels like the resources are right there and you can get them pretty easily.


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[Assistant] It seems, it seems like a pretty big island, like volcano in the middle, and then like all this, um, like level around it. Okay.


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[Assistant] Okay, yes. It's not huge, it's nice and compact, but there are like levels below, so you have the surface, but then you can also drill under and you can actually come out into caves.


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[Assistant] But yea, pretty cool game, and I think it's something we should play in the future. Maybe once they have a few more updates, you can customize your characters a little bit.


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[Assistant] Yeaah, and vulcanoids, yeaah, there, yeaah, there's a way to do that. Uhm, or at least get spec, yeaah, some spectator stuff.


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[Assistant] Yeah, it's an interesting concept. Uhm, yeah, we have to make sure the settings are right. There is a challenge. It's not too easy. Yup. Yeah.


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[Assistant] That'll be a neat way to present, uh, a season of Seven Days where we're all separated. And you're just following everybody's individual story.


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[Assistant] Say, uh, say some words with P's in them. See if it pops.


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[Assistant] Man, poor congress. They're always like 50 years behind.


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[Assistant] And maybe, you know, maybe, you know, one, you're pretty wealthy and two, you're pretty wealthy to, you know, tell your buddy in Congress, like, hey, I don't want to take all 20 of my cars in every year. You know, can we fuck this rule?


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[Assistant] I would buy a shitty pickup truck before I bought a nice one.


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[Assistant] Like if I, if I needed a pickup truck, like I do something and I do some sort of work that I need to throw shit in the back of my truck, I want something I can bang up.


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[Assistant] The idea that your car is also a generator, that's pretty sweet.


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[Assistant] Yeah. Well, you know, like any new technology, it's going to hurt the pocketbooks of people that utilize the old technology. Of course you're gonna see shit like that.


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[Assistant] Horses never break down. I ain't buying one of your damn vehicles.


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[Assistant] My, uh, my neighbor's daughter is an officer with the Wilmington PD and part of the horse division or whatever. Text him, can I drink and ride my horse downtown?


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[Assistant] No, but, uh, yeah, one time I walked outside of my house and, uh, you know, these horses, they have to take them out every now and then that work for the PD and just run them. But, uh, yeah, just walked out of my house and there's two horses in my neighborhood. I'm just, what the fuck? Something you don't see every day. Yeah.


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[Assistant] Or if you drive, yea, if you drive, you might be considered like, wow, you actually drive your vehicle. Yea. Oh, for sure. That's gonna be a thing.